CashApp Cougar Fani Willis: Okay, Fine, So I Used Taxpayer Money to Hire a Human Meat-Mallet to Pound My Snizz Into Thin Tender Strips Like Veal Scallopini

So I wrote that headline on January 19th, and just waited for the inevitable news that Fani Willis admitted the affair.

I finally get to hit "publish" on this gem.

Fani Willis and Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq.* faced a deadline today to respond to the disqualification motion filed by RICO defendant Michael Roman that alleges a personal conflict of interest. According to CBS News, Willis and Wade will acknowledge a "personal relationship" started in 2022 after Willis hired Wade to prosecute Georgia v Donald Trump et al.

I bet it started before. We'll see.

* Edited for clarity.

However, Willis' filing rebukes Ashleigh Merchant for 'incredibly inappropriate" intrusions on her personal life, while Honeycum denies that Willis benefited from the funds she paid him:

Lawyers for Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis are preparing to formally acknowledge in a court filing that she had a romantic relationship with lawyer Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq., whom she appointed to lead the Georgia prosecution of Donald Trump, but they will vigorously push back against allegations of financial conflicts and the contention she should be disqualified from the case.
In an affidavit by Honeycum that is expected to be submitted Friday with Willis' court filing -- both obtained by CBS News -- Sweetdick states, "In 2022, District Attorney Willis and I developed a personal relationship in addition to our professional association and friendship. I have no financial interest in the outcome of the 2020 election interference case or in the conviction of any defendant. No funds paid to me in compensation for my role as Special Prosecutor have been shared with or provided to District Attorney Willis."

Edited for clarity.

Flashback: Fani Willis says vote for me -- unlike my opponent, I won't have sex with my employees or put taxpayer funds into my own pocket.

Whoops! Whoopsie!

July, 2020. Candidate Fani Willis is running for DA.

She is asked why the people of Fulton County should choose her.

Fani says because the sitting DA is corrupt and the people deserve someone who won't have sex with their employees or put money in their own pocket. 🤣 pic.twitter.com/XoNmwKDHxJ
— MAZE (@mazemoore) February 1, 2024

Thanks to bonhomme.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:00 PM

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1 Yeet!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 02, 2024 03:00 PM (pi/ZK)

2 Oooo. Boldly yeeting where no yeet has yeeted before.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 02, 2024 03:00 PM (pi/ZK)

3 👍 Headline
*Chef kiss*

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at February 02, 2024 03:01 PM (jg5f9)

4 You got to use it! Congrats!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked the Frank Capra movies at February 02, 2024 03:01 PM (GBKbO)

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 02, 2024 03:02 PM (N39Ws)

6 Nothing to see here move along

Posted by: It's me donna at February 02, 2024 03:02 PM (n2vyf)

7 Ah, at long last, the daily snuzz thread.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 02, 2024 03:02 PM (9yWhg)

8 No funds paid to me in compensation for my role as Special Prosecutor have been shared with or provided to District Attorney Willis

-

wait...

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Beau Beau Beau, Beau Beau Iran at February 02, 2024 03:02 PM (AIJ3L)

9 Read the headline and laughed so hard the dog looked at me funny.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 02, 2024 03:02 PM (u73oe)

10 Who is this Clarity person who requires special editing?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 02, 2024 03:03 PM (lf83v)

11 That's the way you do it, Money for nothing and chick's or dicks for free.

Posted by: Dire Clintons at February 02, 2024 03:03 PM (BKMOA)

12 Never been happier to NOT be eating Veal Sallopinni for Lunch.

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2024 03:03 PM (yfepr)

13
So what are all those defendants who cut deals saying to themselves now?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 02, 2024 03:03 PM (MoZTd)

14 As an aside, did y'all see the Jack Smith case in D.C. has been removed from the docket?
With no fanfare. Huh

Posted by: MkY at February 02, 2024 03:03 PM (6XHLQ)

15 Take a load off Fani
Take a load for free
Take a load off Fani
And (and) (and) you put the load right on me

Posted by: MAC V SOG at February 02, 2024 03:04 PM (P4Pk9)

16 OK hear me out:

The Picard and Q actors switch roles, and they play them straight for almost the entire episode. The crew all know something is off but can't quite put their finger on what it is.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 02, 2024 03:04 PM (cf/0E)

17 I bet it started before.

Absolutely started before. Hard wood floors needed to be waxed. Knobs needed polishing.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 02, 2024 03:04 PM (N39Ws)

18 "Human Meat-Mallet".

Gold, Jerry!!! GOLD!!!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 02, 2024 03:04 PM (wtvvX)

19 They're persecuting love!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 02, 2024 03:05 PM (FVME7)

20 In an affidavit by Honeycum that is expected to be submitted Friday with Willis' court filing -- both obtained by CBS News -- Sweetdick states, "In 2022, District Attorney Willis and I developed a personal relationship in addition to our professional association and friendship. I have no financial interest in the outcome of the 2020 election interference case or in the conviction of any defendant. No funds paid to me in compensation for my role as Special Prosecutor have been shared with or provided to District Attorney Willis."

=======

Wait...so she is perfect?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked the Frank Capra movies at February 02, 2024 03:05 PM (GBKbO)

21 "I have no financial interest in the outcome of the 2020 election interference case or in the conviction of any defendant."

Riiiight. And we all, ALL, believe you.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at February 02, 2024 03:05 PM (aXxgO)

22 I often have brilliant comments lined up and waiting for the right opportunity. But the opportunity never comes.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 02, 2024 03:05 PM (8Fdcq)

23 Oh my God, I'm still laughing like a retard at the headline. This may be peak ace.

Posted by: Top drawer cruelty at February 02, 2024 03:05 PM (pKFK0)

24 Willowed:
393 Posted by: SFGoth at February 02, 2024 03:00 PM (KAi1n)
"The Squire of Gothos" erroneously,....
it LOOKS like Liberace but it is not.
Posted by: sven

It was William Campbell, who also played Capt. Koloth (in the worst Trek episode ever - Trouble With Tribbles)

Posted by: SFGoth at February 02, 2024 03:05 PM (KAi1n)

25 Fani looks like a bowl of hot jello right now....

Posted by: B.L.Otto Schtumbler at February 02, 2024 03:05 PM (dzZCL)

26 >>As an aside, did y'all see the Jack Smith case in D.C. has been removed from the docket?
With no fanfare

Saw Joe from GoodLawgic float the idea that this is/may be the Judge's way of keeping Smith from making inappropriate filings during appeal.

Which he has been doing in direct contradiction to Court Order.

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2024 03:05 PM (yfepr)

27

DAMN, that some ugly-ass fartclammin snizz...

Posted by: C'thulhu at February 02, 2024 03:06 PM (W23tn)

28 "It only started after we read about Trumps 'little mushroom' and Darrius entered his Big Porcini into my evidence locker"

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at February 02, 2024 03:06 PM (FXT2u)

29 2 Oooo. Boldly yeeting where no yeet has yeeted before.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Highpoint, firearms for the discriminating cheapskate, makes a special edition Yeet Cannon model.

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2024 03:06 PM (ZcPYF)

30 Fine, So I Used Taxpayer Money to Hire a Human Meat-Mallet to Pound My Snizz Into Thin Tender Strips Like Veal Scallopini

----

I really should not have read this sentence right after taking a bite of a sub sandwich.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 02, 2024 03:06 PM (fKIdX)

31 And remember, this is all to try to get Trump, who apparently is the cleanest guy in Washington as all his potential blackmail material pretty much played out in the entertainment section of NY newspapers for decades so they got nothing.

Posted by: Bete at February 02, 2024 03:06 PM (BKMOA)

32 Worth the wait.

Posted by: Grunt2Jag at February 02, 2024 03:06 PM (Jv5uC)

33
Ace took time off from writing his Lawyers In Love romance novels to do this post.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 02, 2024 03:06 PM (MoZTd)

34 The afternoon Snizz. Love it. Well done Ace!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2024 03:07 PM (MGqzM)

35 So you pay me $20K and I take you on a $6K vacation two weeks later, but that money wasn't used on the trip because I separated it in my checking account. Or something.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Beau Beau Beau, Beau Beau Iran at February 02, 2024 03:07 PM (AIJ3L)

36 If you're going to BS. Go BIG.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 02, 2024 03:07 PM (6UUz+)

37 So what are all those defendants who cut deals saying to themselves now?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 02, 2024 03:03 PM (MoZTd)

Just talking about that on another forum
Looks like they may be hosed

Posted by: B.L.Otto Schtumbler at February 02, 2024 03:07 PM (dzZCL)

38 The play after this all falls apart is for the Democrats to 'deem' Trump guilty, as it was just 'technicalities' that got the case thrown out.

The GOPe will do the same, but not as overtly.

Posted by: t-bird at February 02, 2024 03:07 PM (qLouo)

39 So this taxpayer funded grift is totally unremarkable as far as the players are concerned.

To even play that gambit I wonder how common this sort of relationship is.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 02, 2024 03:08 PM (cOq4q)

40 In an affidavit, eh? Something in which lying would be perjury. Stay tuned.

Posted by: Dr.Foo at February 02, 2024 03:08 PM (ACVgp)

41 Ace took time off from writing his Lawyers In Love romance novels to do this post.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 02, 2024 03:06 PM (MoZTd)

all it takes is to use a different thesaurus

Posted by: Oldcat at February 02, 2024 03:08 PM (eoQWY)

42 I really should not have read this sentence right after taking a bite of a sub sandwich.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously

You ordered the foot-long, too?

Posted by: Fani at February 02, 2024 03:09 PM (aQGHO)

43 Veal scallopini
_______

He said "peenie". . . heh, heh, yeah.

Posted by: Bevis at February 02, 2024 03:09 PM (lf83v)

44 To even play that gambit I wonder how common this sort of relationship is.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

D.C is particularly incestuous. I'll always amazed at the "guess who is married to whom" crap.

Posted by: MkY at February 02, 2024 03:09 PM (6XHLQ)

45 37 So what are all those defendants who cut deals saying to themselves now?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 02, 2024 03:03 PM (MoZTd)

Just talking about that on another forum
Looks like they may be hosed
Posted by: B.L.Otto Schtumbler
--------
They will or are blaming Trump I am sure.

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2024 03:09 PM (ZcPYF)

46 Oooo. Boldly yeeting where no yeet has yeeted before.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 02, 2024 03:00 PM

Nurse, just for fun, we need to get you a Hi Point YC-9 (Yeet Cannon-9).

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2024 03:10 PM (Wnv9h)

47 24 We're standing right here!

Posted by: Spick's Brain and The Way To Eden at February 02, 2024 03:10 PM (BKMOA)

48

Who failed to position Fani Willis to get her guts rearranged in a less embarrassing fashion?

The Patriarchy.

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2024 03:10 PM (yfepr)

49 In an affidavit, eh? Something in which lying would be perjury. Stay tuned.
Posted by: Dr.Foo at February 02, 2024 03:08 PM (ACVgp)

In a bizarre coincidence, the lifeboats on the cruise ship were hung in iffy davits.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 02, 2024 03:10 PM (tkR6S)

50 RIP Carl Weathers. A man who would never have debased his masculinity by dipping his sizable forearms into Fanni's stank pleasure orifices.

http://tinyurl.com/ytvb36ye

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at February 02, 2024 03:10 PM (OZjDX)

51 I Used Taxpayer Money to Hire a Human Meat-Mallet to Pound My Snizz Into Thin Tender Strips Like Veal Scallopini

It will be a sad day for poetry when Fani Willis is no longer in the news.

Posted by: t-bird at February 02, 2024 03:10 PM (XCbjz)

52 No funds paid to me in compensation for my role as Special Prosecutor have been shared with or provided to District Attorney Willis

I mean, I guess taking her on a 7 day sex cruise isn't "sharing with or providing" the money technically, but I don't know if a judge will agree.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 02, 2024 03:10 PM (2ocoG)

53 >>> No funds paid to me in compensation for my role as Special Prosecutor have been shared with or provided to District Attorney Willis.

Word of the Day

Fungible

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 02, 2024 03:10 PM (cOq4q)

54 Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq. of course keeps his illicit money in a separate pocket of his wallet, making it unpossible that he paid to prime Fani's cooter with government funds. QED bishes!

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at February 02, 2024 03:10 PM (ON7MW)

55 One of these days, Ace's comedic cruelty is going to enter VDH's subconscious and he's going to blurt "Sweetdick" or "Fani Snizzis".

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at February 02, 2024 03:11 PM (aXxgO)

56 To even play that gambit I wonder how common this sort of relationship is.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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Chair of the Fulton County Commission went full Fani in stalking her boy toy

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2024 03:11 PM (ZcPYF)

57
Democrats and their media sycophants are probably wondering what the fuss is. Isn't this common practice?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 02, 2024 03:11 PM (MoZTd)

58 Wait. Are you sure isn't a Hallmark movie? Maybe "Just Us For the People"?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 02, 2024 03:11 PM (FVME7)

59 So this taxpayer funded grift is totally unremarkable as far as the players are concerned.

To even play that gambit I wonder how common this sort of relationship is.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 02, 2024 03:08 PM (cOq4q)

The sex part is probably less common than before due to MeToo and all that. Funneling jobs and money to your cronies has always been the core of bureaucracies for 5000 years.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 02, 2024 03:11 PM (eoQWY)

60 FU, Ace. I really enjoy Veal Scallopini, and now you ruined that. Why couldn't you use a fish joke in there. I despise seafood. Yeah, a fish joke might have been hack, but come on...Veal Scallopini?

Have some consideration.

Posted by: Orson at February 02, 2024 03:11 PM (dIske)

61 The (WHITE) Patriarchy.
Posted by: garrett

Posted by: MkY at February 02, 2024 03:11 PM (6XHLQ)

62 40 In an affidavit, eh? Something in which lying would be perjury. Stay tuned.
Posted by: Dr.Foo at February 02, 2024 03:08 PM (ACVgp)

Well, under penalty of perjury, the applicability of which depends highly upon your race, sex, sexual orientation, party affiliation and status.

Posted by: Legal system is a fucking clown show at February 02, 2024 03:11 PM (pKFK0)

63 Ace, did you see the video from the era of Fanny's campaign? In an interview with The Atlanta Voice, she says the people of Fulton County should choose her over the incumbent because the sitting DA is corrupt and the people deserve a DA who won't have sex with their employees or put money in their own pocket.

http://tiny.cc/vkqmwz

Posted by: bonhomme at February 02, 2024 03:11 PM (Odg76)

64 Why DAs taking tax funded vacations with people they’re paying, is actually a good thing.
- Next Week at Salon.com

Posted by: Montec at February 02, 2024 03:11 PM (YofvK)

65 So what are all those defendants who cut deals saying to themselves now?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 02, 2024 03:03 PM (MoZTd)
_______________

No mulligans? No do-overs? Sucks to be them. Shoulda stuck by Trump, and let the Trump Curse do the rest.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 02, 2024 03:11 PM (osklw)

66 Nurse, just for fun, we need to get you a Hi Point YC-9 (Yeet Cannon-9).
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2024 03:10 PM (Wnv9h)

MoMee special project?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 02, 2024 03:11 PM (nC+QA)

67 >>RIP Carl Weathers.

RIP Chubbs

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2024 03:12 PM (yfepr)

68 One of these days, Ace's comedic cruelty is going to enter VDH's subconscious and he's going to blurt "Sweetdick" or "Fani Snizzis".
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at February 02, 2024 03:11 PM (aXxgO)

That will spice up his next book on wars in Ancient Greece for sure.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 02, 2024 03:12 PM (eoQWY)

69 I remember someone saying that the media would skew an election by as much as 15 points. I thought he was exaggerating.

I remembered this after Academic Agent (Sargon's circle on youtube) figured that 15% of Trump votes were removed and 15% more votes given to Biden.

I was not wrong in effect, but wrong in how badly they would let the mask fall.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 02, 2024 03:12 PM (cf/0E)

70 *reads upthread*

Aw, whig beat me to the YC-9 reference.

*kicks rock*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2024 03:12 PM (Wnv9h)

71 So I wrote that headline on January 19th
_________

We will publish no headline before its time.

Posted by: Orson Wells, Paul Masson Wineries at February 02, 2024 03:12 PM (lf83v)

72 Honeycum ? Hmmm ... I guess the cooking shows were right after all. Mix salty and sweet tastes for best results, eh Fani ?

Posted by: It Is What It Is at February 02, 2024 03:12 PM (Y0bPE)

73 Word of the Day

Fungible
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 02, 2024 03:10 PM (cOq4q)

Money is fungible, and fungus can be monetized.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 02, 2024 03:12 PM (tkR6S)

74 Oh my God, I'm still laughing like a retard at the headline. This may be peak ace.
Posted by: Top drawer cruelty at February 02, 2024 03:05 PM (pKFK0)
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And he held on to it for TWO WEEKS because he *KNEW* that he would get a chance to use it...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 02, 2024 03:13 PM (7fElN)

75 I wanna be......Meat Mallet
Why don't you call my name...

Posted by: Peter Gabriel at February 02, 2024 03:13 PM (R4t5M)

76 I often have brilliant comments lined up and waiting for the right opportunity. But the opportunity never comes.
Posted by: Northernlurker

Sounds like your crystal ball is out of cal. I can hook you up with a guy.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at February 02, 2024 03:13 PM (ON7MW)

77 Meat Mallet?

How about Love Gavel?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 02, 2024 03:14 PM (wtvvX)

78 I believe I read lines like that in Durant's History of Civilization. Beautiful, just beautiful.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 02, 2024 03:14 PM (BvrsI)

79 63 Ace, did you see the video from the era of Fanny's campaign? In an interview with The Atlanta Voice, she says the people of Fulton County should choose her over the incumbent because the sitting DA is corrupt and the people deserve a DA who won't have sex with their employees or put money in their own pocket.

http://tiny.cc/vkqmwz
Posted by: bonhomme
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Well, the former DA WAS corrupt too. Paul Howard was getting county money through a non profit he had an interest in separate from his DA gig. He was also desperate enough to try to prosecute two ATL cops for shooting a criminal subclass yute that seized one of the cops Taser guns and was trying to use it on them.

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2024 03:14 PM (ZcPYF)

80 Maggy Gyllenhaal is in talks for the movie version of 50 Shades of Snizz.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 02, 2024 03:14 PM (cf/0E)

81 Carl Weathers did some awesome cameos in Arrested Development. Seemed like a cool guy.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at February 02, 2024 03:14 PM (xPJvm)

82 Admitting to the affair is an important step in accepting that your entire career is over.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 02, 2024 03:14 PM (xw1WS)

83 SHE’S BLACK DAMMIT!!!

CANT A BLACK WOMAN BE LEFT ALONE BY WHITES FOR FIVE MINUTES!!!

RACIST!!

Posted by: Dr Huge Largemeat at February 02, 2024 03:14 PM (vwLK6)

84 I remember someone saying that the media would skew an election by as much as 15 points. I thought he was exaggerating.

--

There was something posted here right before (maybe after) 2020 by a Democrat researcher giving a speech on how Google influences elections at just about that same percentage. TONS of "go vote" and "here's your polling place" type of notifications, banners, etc. for people who search for leftist stuff, and nothing for conservatives. Just the google banner.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Beau Beau Beau, Beau Beau Iran at February 02, 2024 03:14 PM (AIJ3L)

85 I would imagine Fani's cooter resembles a pickled pig's foot. Gnawing on that knuckle gives me the shivers.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 02, 2024 03:15 PM (m5P/4)

86 I may never eat veal scallopini again.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2024 03:15 PM (W/lyH)

87 Thanks to Ace's editing of the news release I have no questions whatsoever.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI expert at February 02, 2024 03:15 PM (snyZJ)

88 I am waiting for the day that VDH asks Ace to write the Foreword for his next book.

"Make it Cruel."

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2024 03:15 PM (yfepr)

89 The perennial sweetdick refocuses one's attention to maximizing taxpayer funding without detection.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 02, 2024 03:15 PM (EEgXH)

90 That headline is one for the history books boss.
It was worth the wait.

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at February 02, 2024 03:15 PM (VMFAF)

91 CashApp Cougar Fani Willis: Okay, Fine, So I Used Taxpayer Money to Hire a Human Meat-Mallet to Pound My Snizz Into Thin Tender Strips Like Veal Scallopini

More appetizing looking than the plate of Arby's roast beef that it looks like now.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2024 03:15 PM (uiWTm)

92 Meat Mallet?

How about Love Gavel?
Posted by: Tex Lovera

Love Canal

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 02, 2024 03:16 PM (cOq4q)

93 > Well, the former DA WAS corrupt too.

Sure, but the campaign commercial writes itself.

Start with Fanny:
"The people deserve someone who won't have sex with their employees."

Smash cut to her admitting she had sex with her employee.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 02, 2024 03:16 PM (Odg76)

94
Per the last post, there will be no shortage of diversity hire writers to turn this pair of crossed-snatched losers into heroes for the movie version.

Unless the Hallmark channel picks this up and race swaps them in casting.

Posted by: Auspex at February 02, 2024 03:16 PM (j4U/Z)

95 Top. Women.

Posted by: Always at February 02, 2024 03:16 PM (NfvGL)

96 Afternoon Ace. Just saw the sidebar abouot George R R Martin. I also read all 5 books and was so pissed at the end of book 5 that he didn't close a single story line that I swore I would never read another word that he wrote. Could not watch GOT. Book 1 was okay mainly for the shock value of him killing off a major character but after that.....
Just my two cents.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 02, 2024 03:16 PM (t/2Uw)

97 That will spice up his next book on wars in Ancient Greece for sure.
Posted by: Oldcat
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Those dudes preferred dude ass instead and 'mentoring' tender young ass even better. Don't think Ace swings that way except Garret would disagree.

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2024 03:16 PM (ZcPYF)

98
CashApp Cougar Fani Willis: Okay, Fine, So I Used Taxpayer Money to Hire a Human Meat-Mallet to Pound My Snizz Into Thin Tender Strips Like Veal Scallopini

Awwww, fook!

*tears up betting slip whose ending read,*
* "... thin tender strips like dried jerky"*

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 02, 2024 03:16 PM (xG4kz)

99 >>Fungible

As opposed to Fungihole. Which would more accurately describe the Sarlac Pit that is Fanni's Sunzz.

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2024 03:17 PM (yfepr)

100 Word of the Day

Fungible

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 02, 2024 03:10 PM (cOq4q)

That's Italian? Something to do with mushrooms?

Posted by: Cracker Jack at February 02, 2024 03:17 PM (8sNng)

101 to Pound My Snizz Into Thin Tender Strips Like Veal Scallopini

If I were an eater of veal scallopini, this would kill my appetite forever

Posted by: kallisto at February 02, 2024 03:17 PM (dCxaZ)

102 Ha. Having ChatGPT finish Game of Thrones would be maybe the perfect ending.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Beau Beau Beau, Beau Beau Iran at February 02, 2024 03:17 PM (AIJ3L)

103 Disappointed you didn't work in "heat-seeking moisture missile"

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at February 02, 2024 03:17 PM (jg5f9)

104 thanks, bonhomme. I did not see that. I added it to the post.

Posted by: ace at February 02, 2024 03:17 PM (KRtlO)

105 So Mr. Sweetdick Honeycum Esq can have perjury charges added to all of the other charges?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 02, 2024 03:17 PM (17s+e)

106 Brian Shelter is the Love Spud brandishing his little sprout.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 02, 2024 03:18 PM (cE4C5)

107 Meat Mallets normally pound the schnitzel.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 02, 2024 03:18 PM (m5P/4)

108 BREAKING from the NYT!

New York Times Opinion
@nytopinion
As kids, they thought they were trans. They no longer do.

-
Bet you wish you had a meat mallet now!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 02, 2024 03:18 PM (FVME7)

109 I'll let you have "Love Pump", but I'll need some royalties. Puppet Show no longer shares the venue.

Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at February 02, 2024 03:18 PM (aXxgO)

110 Tonsil Tenderizer

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2024 03:18 PM (yfepr)

111 Have the Laginas explored her money pit?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 02, 2024 03:18 PM (8Fdcq)

112 Fungible

-

She's down in H.R. I can put you through.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Beau Beau Beau, Beau Beau Iran at February 02, 2024 03:18 PM (AIJ3L)

113
The Schnizzinator!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 02, 2024 03:18 PM (MoZTd)

114 "Veal scallopini"

Two bucks sez it looks like a pint side of fried chicken livers at Popeye's

Posted by: B.L.Otto Schtumbler at February 02, 2024 03:19 PM (dzZCL)

115 I'm gonna' go ahead and wager that snizz is neither thin nor tender. Be better, Ace. Be. Better.

Posted by: It Is What It Is at February 02, 2024 03:19 PM (Y0bPE)

116 The CashApp Cougars are regulars on the cruise ship Lido Deck circuit.

Posted by: Lover boater at February 02, 2024 03:19 PM (NfvGL)

117 Once again, no coffee while reading Ace's cruel but hysterically funny comments on Fani Willis, as well as the comment section. Laughed my a** off. Better than the funnies!

Posted by: Retired, thank God! at February 02, 2024 03:19 PM (9BIt9)

118 84 I remember someone saying that the media would skew an election by as much as 15 points. I thought he was exaggerating.

--

There was something posted here right before (maybe after) 2020 by a Democrat researcher giving a speech on how Google influences elections at just about that same percentage. TONS of "go vote" and "here's your polling place" type of notifications, banners, etc. for people who search for leftist stuff, and nothing for conservatives. Just the google banner.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
--------
An academic out of UCLA actually wrote a book about media bias and its political effects. Tim Groseclose. Book is "Left Turn: How Liberal Media Bias Distorts the American Mind" from 2012.

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2024 03:19 PM (ZcPYF)

119 Ace, I think you are having way too much fun with this Fanny case.
Anything you need/want to tell us?

Posted by: Picric at February 02, 2024 03:19 PM (13tTk)

120 73 The fungus is among us.

Posted by: That Super Mario Brothers movie at February 02, 2024 03:19 PM (6am1Y)

121 They are going to sue Trump for breaking up their relationship

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 02, 2024 03:20 PM (xw1WS)

122 You know what we need?

A Cruel Ace Name Generator.

I know there are coders here who could set up that logarithm.

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at February 02, 2024 03:20 PM (jN2/U)

123 108 BREAKING from the NYT!

New York Times Opinion
@nytopinion
As kids, they thought they were trans. They no longer do.

-
Bet you wish you had a meat mallet now!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 02, 2024 03:18 PM (FVME7)

========

"Thank God the legislature saved me from this."
-DeWine

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked the Frank Capra movies at February 02, 2024 03:20 PM (GBKbO)

124 122 Hear Hear!

Posted by: B.L.Otto Schtumbler at February 02, 2024 03:20 PM (dzZCL)

125 While Trump was buying the rights to the Miss Universe Pageant Obama was cultivating a nationwide network of Soros funded DA's mostly black... Hmm his ACORN has sprouted and the occupy Wall Streeter recruiters have produced results.. Member Dat???

GOYA get off yer ass

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 02, 2024 03:20 PM (VIXjN)

126 > Brian Shelter is the Love Spud brandishing his little sprout.

I laughed.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 02, 2024 03:21 PM (Odg76)

127 Flaming Snizz worthy?

Posted by: DOYLE at February 02, 2024 03:21 PM (Z8Yh2)

128 Nice weasel words there, Mr. Gigolo Esq. Of course no cash exchanged hands. However, there is most certainly an exchange of "cruises and sex" in lieu of cash. Bought for with the cash Mr. Gigolo Esq. received from his honey pot of gold.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at February 02, 2024 03:21 PM (tT6L1)

129 So with this deep heartfelt confession, I guess the trial of Trump will go on as scheduled.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 02, 2024 03:21 PM (BdMk6)

130 Secretly, Democrats have to be seething at this woman because she gave Trump something to hang his hat on anytime his legal problems are brought up.

Democrats just can't help themselves on the overreaching. So many times, they had a good thing going, but just went too far and it backfired.

Posted by: Blago at February 02, 2024 03:21 PM (BDBQq)

131 Meat-Mallet to Pound My Snizz Into Thin Tender Strips Like ~~Veal Scallopini~~ Abalone

Posted by: wth at February 02, 2024 03:21 PM (v0R5T)

132 In addition to paying her lover big bucks, she also hired two of his law partners. The total spent on her personal personnel was close to 2 million dollars of taxpayer money.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 02, 2024 03:21 PM (t/2Uw)

133 Tip your waiter, try the veal! Wait, uh..

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2024 03:21 PM (MGqzM)

134 Ace, I found this info in Fani's WikiPedia page. Perhaps useful in your nick-naming her?

"Willis studied political science at Howard University, graduating cum laude in 1993"

A quote from Fani herself on that page:
"My name is actually Fani (fah-nee), Taifa is my middle name, and my last name is Willis. So, my father was a Black Panther, so he was very Afrocentric… my name is Swahili. Fani actually means ‘prosperous,’ and Taifa means ‘people’. We’re not talking about material things in wealth, we’re talking about that stuff that really matters… I always remember my roots, that I come from a prosperous people, which are African people."

Posted by: Gref at February 02, 2024 03:21 PM (5fDan)

135 Yeet!
Posted by: nurse ratched

Yoot !

Posted by: JT at February 02, 2024 03:22 PM (T4tVD)

136 LOL

Posted by: m at February 02, 2024 03:22 PM (weK7N)

137 "Fungible"

Like the infection in Fani Willis' sniz

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 02, 2024 03:22 PM (fKIdX)

138 We need dumbazz cori bushes opinion on this. Stat

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at February 02, 2024 03:22 PM (ytSiK)

139 130 Secretly, Democrats have to be seething at this woman because she gave Trump something to hang his hat on anytime his legal problems are brought up.
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I noticed that Bragg in NYC is having legal problems, too. Trying to kill Trump is hard.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 02, 2024 03:22 PM (m5P/4)

140 1. Love Atlanta DA Style

2. Never have two chairs carried so much from so few (just two).

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 02, 2024 03:23 PM (17s+e)

141 I remember someone saying that the media would skew an election by as much as 15 points. I thought he was exaggerating.

Oh, I skewed that shit by AT LEAST fifteen points. You can take that too the bank.

Posted by: Darius "Sweet-Dick" Honeycum, Esq at February 02, 2024 03:23 PM (Y0bPE)

142
Out: Magna cum laude

In: Magma cum loudly

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 02, 2024 03:23 PM (MoZTd)

143 Have the Laginas explored her money pit?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 02, 2024 03:18 PM (8Fdcq)
......

They were thwarted by a flood tunnel.

Posted by: wth at February 02, 2024 03:23 PM (v0R5T)

144 "Willis studied political science at Howard University, graduating cum laude in 1993"

So she was breathing then.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 02, 2024 03:23 PM (cE4C5)

145
Fani says because the sitting DA is corrupt and the people deserve someone who won't have sex with their employees or put money in their own pocket.

July 2020? Today is February 2024?

Someone versed in computing radioactive half-lives should offer this up as a problem to be "solved by the reader".

She's near to burstin'!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 02, 2024 03:23 PM (xG4kz)

146 ... a Human Meat-Mallet to Pound My Snizz Into Thin Tender Strips Like Veal Scallopini

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Not Halibut Cheeks?

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at February 02, 2024 03:23 PM (eUEaT)

147 If I'm the guy prosecuting this bint, I'd look for patterns.
How many cruises and sumptuous vacations did said DSH Esq take his wife on?
None? Then he gets this sweet gig, for which he is no way qualified, and then...?

Posted by: MkY at February 02, 2024 03:23 PM (6XHLQ)

148 So Fani is the crotch fruit of a Black Panther. Makes sense.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 02, 2024 03:23 PM (R4t5M)

149 >>I noticed that Bragg in NYC is having legal problems, too. Trying to kill Trump is hard.

Amazingly, Trump has pretty much been able to keep his nose clean for a lifetime.

These retards can't keep their noses clean for a few years at a stretch.

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2024 03:24 PM (yfepr)

150 Sounds like an Errol Flynn Movie..
"The Flaming Schnizz of Atlanta"

Posted by: B.L.Otto Schtumbler at February 02, 2024 03:24 PM (dzZCL)

151 RIP Carl Weathers. A man who would never have debased his masculinity by dipping his sizable forearms into Fanni's stank pleasure orifices.

http://tinyurl.com/ytvb36ye
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at February 02, 2024 03:10 PM

*pauses for a moment of silence*

*plays Living in America*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2024 03:24 PM (Wnv9h)

152 > My name is actually Fani (fah-nee)

Like Pawnee?
Get out. You're fanny.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 02, 2024 03:24 PM (Odg76)

153 Afternoon Ace. Just saw the sidebar abouot George R R Martin.

Is his middle name RailRoad ?

Posted by: JT at February 02, 2024 03:24 PM (T4tVD)

154 Remember the Dems always accuse the other side of what they're doing. Translation of Fani's campaign statement "I will sleep with the employees and put cash in my pocket"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 02, 2024 03:24 PM (rfv9/)

155 So, my father was a Black Panther, so he was very Afrocentric… my name is Swahili. Fani actually means ‘prosperous,’ and Taifa means ‘people’. We’re not talking about material things in wealth, we’re talking about that stuff that really matters… I always remember my roots, that I come from a prosperous people, which are African people."
Posted by: Gref at February 02, 2024 03:21 PM (5fDan)

So her father was a criminal thug. The shit apple does not fall far from the shit tree.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 02, 2024 03:24 PM (tkR6S)

156 This one has got to wind up in the "Greatest Hitjobs" sidebar...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 02, 2024 03:24 PM (wtvvX)

157 Another fanny probe? I LOVE fanny probes!

Posted by: Pete Bootyboot at February 02, 2024 03:24 PM (NfvGL)

158 What does yeet mean?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 02, 2024 03:24 PM (8Fdcq)

159 So Fani is the crotch fruit of a Black Panther. Makes sense.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 02, 2024 03:23 PM

Sorry I ruined your black Panther party.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2024 03:25 PM (MGqzM)

160 Like the infection in Fani Willis' sniz
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 02, 2024 03:22 PM (fKIdX)

She's a walking STD epidemic.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 02, 2024 03:25 PM (cE4C5)

161
CashApp Cougar Fani Willis

I'ma guessing that Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq.* attacked "her village" many a time during these past two (allegedly) years.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 02, 2024 03:25 PM (xG4kz)

162
"So, my father was a Black Panther, so he was very Afrocentric"

So, your father was part of a gang and death squad, right?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 02, 2024 03:25 PM (MoZTd)

163 Allow me, if I may, to entertain a hypothetical: her affair began prior to and represents the sole reason for Willis hiring this boob.

Posted by: Mea culpa at February 02, 2024 03:25 PM (BuzFn)

164 Who had the corruption of the DA'S would be worse than the supposed corruption of Trump on their Bingo Card?

Posted by: Skip at February 02, 2024 03:25 PM (fwDg9)

165 Uh, about this "Miss Fani" ? Yeah. She is no longer the only one.

Posted by: The Band at February 02, 2024 03:25 PM (Y0bPE)

166 "Willis studied political science at Howard University, graduating cum laude in 1993"

So she was breathing then.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 02, 2024 03:23 PM

If she had been breathing through her nose, it would have been magna.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2024 03:25 PM (Wnv9h)

167 >> "Willis studied political science at Howard University, graduating cum laude in 1993"

> So she was breathing then.

Heavy breathing.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 02, 2024 03:25 PM (Odg76)

168 So her father was a criminal thug. The shit apple does not fall far from the shit tree.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 02, 2024 03:24 PM

Really love your peaches wanna shake your tree...

Posted by: Sweetdick Esq. at February 02, 2024 03:26 PM (MGqzM)

169 I saw CashApp Cougars open for John Mellencamp at the Gorge in '01.

I can't believe I'm first with this. It's like I don't know you people any more.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 02, 2024 03:27 PM (0gvpA)

170 "CashApp cougar...."

This one is going over my head and getting by me.

Sounds good though.

Posted by: Outside of Life at February 02, 2024 03:27 PM (89Sog)

171
Fani actually means ‘prosperous,’

"Won't steal nuthin', won't have nuthin'", right, girl?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 02, 2024 03:27 PM (xG4kz)

172 my father was a Black Panther

Just out of curiosity, what did he do for a living ?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 02, 2024 03:27 PM (cE4C5)

173 Not afro-centric enough to raise his family there. Scammer from the jump.

Posted by: DOYLE at February 02, 2024 03:27 PM (Z8Yh2)

174 What does yeet mean?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 02, 2024 03:24 PM

Yeet: (v); to hurl away at high velocity;
See also, throw.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2024 03:27 PM (Wnv9h)

175 Leaking from the Fulton Co. DA's Orifice implicate ...

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2024 03:27 PM (yfepr)

176 What does yeet mean?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 02, 2024 03:24 PM (8Fdcq)

Can you keep a secret ?

Posted by: JT at February 02, 2024 03:28 PM (T4tVD)

177 House Judiciary Committee Chairman Jim Jordan (R-OH) subpoenaed Fulton County prosecutor Fani Willis on Friday to provide documents and communications “referring or relating” to her “receipt and use of federal funds” and “referring or relating to any allegations of the misuse of federal funds.”

Jimmeh!!!!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 02, 2024 03:28 PM (VIXjN)

178 Remember. though, just because Fani is corrupt and had several meetings at the White House doesn't mean she's not totally a straight arrow prosecuting PDT.

/Average DU denizen

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at February 02, 2024 03:28 PM (tT6L1)

179 my father was a Black Panther

Just out of curiosity, what did he do for a living ?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 02, 2024 03:27 PM

Rocket scientist. Definitely.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2024 03:28 PM (MGqzM)

180 63 Ace, did you see the video from the era of Fanny's campaign? In an interview with The Atlanta Voice, she says the people of Fulton County should choose her over the incumbent because the sitting DA is corrupt and the people deserve a DA who won't have sex with their employees or put money in their own pocket.

http://tiny.cc/vkqmwz
Posted by: bonhomme at February 02, 2024 03:11 PM (Odg76)

Nice find!

Posted by: m at February 02, 2024 03:28 PM (weK7N)

181 "My name is actually Fani (fah-nee), Taifa is my middle name, and my last name is Willis. So, my father was a Black Panther, so he was very Afrocentric… my name is Swahili. Fani actually means ‘prosperous,’ and Taifa means ‘people’. We’re not talking about material things in wealth, we’re talking about that stuff that really matters… I always remember my roots, that I come from a prosperous people, which are African people."

According to Google Translate, Fani is "fields" or "bearings", and Taifa is "nation". Willis may be some kind of spaceship.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 02, 2024 03:28 PM (CwhoI)

182 My heart goes out to those poor chairs those she-boons are driving into the library carpet.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at February 02, 2024 03:28 PM (os8zY)

183 "So, my father was a Black Panther, so he was very Afrocentric"

-

We know. The "name children like pets" gave it away.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Beau Beau Beau, Beau Beau Iran at February 02, 2024 03:28 PM (AIJ3L)

184 What does yeet mean?
Posted by: Northernlurker

*yeets Northernlurker from the thread*

Posted by: bonhomme at February 02, 2024 03:29 PM (Odg76)

185
"Willis studied political science at Howard University, graduating cum laude in 1993"

And was listed in Who's Who of Young Americans!!

Really, is there anything more pathetic than listing an academic "honor", especially one that screams "mediocrity"? Oh, wait, Dr. Jill has entered the chat.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 02, 2024 03:29 PM (MoZTd)

186 Hey AOP
Saw today that Alberta pissed off Trudeau by passing a bunch of anti trans legislation.
Kudos!

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 02, 2024 03:29 PM (t/2Uw)

187 What does yeet mean?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 02, 2024 03:24 PM (8Fdcq

member the scratch and sniff cologne ads?

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 02, 2024 03:29 PM (VIXjN)

188 House Judiciary Committee Chairman Jim Jordan (R-OH) subpoenaed Fulton County prosecutor Fani Willis on Friday to provide documents and communications “referring or relating” to her “receipt and use of federal funds” and “referring or relating to any allegations of the misuse of federal funds.”

Jimmeh!!!!
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 02, 2024 03:28 PM

Sleeve status. Rolled!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2024 03:29 PM (MGqzM)

189 In: Magma cum loudly

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 02, 2024 03:23 PM (MoZTd)

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Heh.

* cues Eddie Van Halen's "Eruption" *

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at February 02, 2024 03:29 PM (eUEaT)

190 Maybe the Atlanta Bar Association should consider starting their own OnlyFans page.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 02, 2024 03:30 PM (lf83v)

191 131 Meat-Mallet to Pound My Snizz Into Thin Tender Strips Like Veal Scallopini Abalone
Posted by: wth at February 02, 2024 03:21 PM (v0R5T)

They both need to be sent behind bars where they both can be pounded in their prison wallet.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 02, 2024 03:30 PM (N39Ws)

192
We know. The "name children like pets" gave it away.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Beau Beau Beau, Beau Beau Iran

I think Spark and Zeus are fine names, thank you.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 02, 2024 03:30 PM (MoZTd)

193 According to Google Translate, Fani is "fields" or "bearings", and Taifa is "nation". Willis may be some kind of spaceship.

She goes off like a rocket, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Darius "Sweet Dick" Honeycum, Esq. at February 02, 2024 03:30 PM (Y0bPE)

194 Maybe the Atlanta Bar Association should consider starting their own OnlyFans page.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 02, 2024 03:30 PM

Have you seen them? Pass.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2024 03:30 PM (MGqzM)

195 Out of the entire world of politics Justin Castreau has by far the most purchased face.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 02, 2024 03:31 PM (8Fdcq)

196 "I have no financial interest in the outcome of the 2020 election interference case or in the conviction of any defendant."

Notice the very lawyerly phrasing focusing exclusively on the outcome of the case. That's not the issue. The issue is that he undeniably has a very strong pecuniary interest in the case continuing for as long as possible. Put simply, the longer the case goes on, the more he gets paid. That's an incredible bias right there, which he doesn't deny.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 02, 2024 03:31 PM (iFTx/)

197
I feel bad for the stool holding up Fat Fannie's keester in that video.

Posted by: Frank Barone at February 02, 2024 03:31 PM (+oR7L)

198 From the moment Fanni saw Wade she wanted him and set out to make it happen.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 02, 2024 03:31 PM (NpAcC)

199 What does yeet mean?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 02, 2024 03:24 PM

Yeet: (v); to hurl away at high velocity;
See also, throw.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState

huh. I thought it was the sound an otter makes.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 02, 2024 03:31 PM (t/2Uw)

200 Speaking of Court Delays, Judge Engoron in the NYS Civil trial against Donald Trump says he will issue his penalty decision before Valentine's Day.

Posted by: rd at February 02, 2024 03:31 PM (873AD)

201 More about CashApp Cougar Fani Willis -

Willis studied political science at Howard University, graduating cum laude in 1993, then moved to Atlanta to attend Emory University School of Law, graduating in 1996 with a JD.

Her first government job was as a solicitor, prosecuting misdemeanors and city ordinance violations. She spent 16 years as a prosecutor in the Fulton County district attorney's office. Her most prominent case was her prosecution of the Atlanta Public Schools cheating scandal. Willis, an assistant district attorney at the time, served as lead prosecutor in the 2014 to 2015 trial of twelve educators accused of correcting answers entered by students to inflate the scores of state administered standardized tests. Eleven of the twelve were convicted of racketeering under Georgia's RICO statute in April 2015.

In 2018, she went into private practice. That year, she ran for a seat on the Fulton County Superior Court, and lost. In 2019, Willis became Chief Municipal Judge for South Fulton, Georgia.

Personal life
On the day she took the Georgia bar exam, Willis met Fred Willis. They married in 1996 and have two daughters together. They divorced in 2005.

Posted by: Gref at February 02, 2024 03:32 PM (5fDan)

202 Veal scalapini sounds nicer than roast beef curtains

Posted by: steevy at February 02, 2024 03:32 PM (FQmDC)

203
"Willis studied political science at Howard University, graduating cum laude in 1993"

"I am very vocal when I experience orgasms, yes"

-- Fani, misunderstanding the "cum"
-- and the "laude" in "cum laude"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 02, 2024 03:32 PM (xG4kz)

204 They should ask Sweetdick Snizz jizzler why he wrote off flour as an office expense.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2024 03:32 PM (MGqzM)

205 huh. I thought it was the sound an otter makes.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 02, 2024 03:31 PM (t/2Uw)
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I think that's more like "yeek." Or is that Little Fuzzy?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 02, 2024 03:33 PM (0gvpA)

206 He literally filed for divorce the day after she hired him!

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 02, 2024 03:33 PM (t/2Uw)

207 Hey AOP
Saw today that Alberta pissed off Trudeau by passing a bunch of anti trans legislation.
Kudos!

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 02, 2024 03:29 PM (t/2Uw)

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Alberta and Texas should both secceed.

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at February 02, 2024 03:33 PM (V5iXz)

208
According to CBS News, Willis and Wade will acknowledge a "personal relationship" started in 2022

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Quid pro quim!

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 02, 2024 03:33 PM (QKfZJ)

209 Hey AOP
Saw today that Alberta pissed off Trudeau by passing a bunch of anti trans legislation.
Kudos!
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 02, 2024 03:29 PM (t/2Uw)

Yes. Premier Danielle Smith seems to be doing and saying the right things for now. But she has some serious bad history to overcome before I will call her a full ally.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 02, 2024 03:33 PM (tkR6S)

210 They should ask Sweetdick Snizz jizzler why he wrote off flour as an office expense.
Posted by: Minnfidel

Don't forget the Crisco.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 02, 2024 03:33 PM (R4t5M)

211 YEET

Posted by: otter841 at February 02, 2024 03:33 PM (v0R5T)

212 I heard somewhere that Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq. was so conscientious as to document, for billing purposes, of course, meetings with the White House leaving a paper trail between the WH and the frivolous prosecution.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 02, 2024 03:33 PM (z+89e)

213 Veal scalapini sounds nicer than roast beef curtains
___________

*Arby's has joined the chat."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 02, 2024 03:33 PM (lf83v)

214 *I will never eat Veal Scaloppini again. In fact, I will never eat veal again.

Posted by: runner at February 02, 2024 03:33 PM (V13WU)

215 huh. I thought it was the sound an otter makes.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 02, 2024 03:31 PM

Could be that, too. I'll have to go look at some otter videos.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2024 03:34 PM (Wnv9h)

216 "Willis studied political science at Howard University, graduating cum laude in 1993"
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I think that's during the period when you could have a C- average and still get a cum laude.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 02, 2024 03:34 PM (0gvpA)

217 We Got The Meats !!!

Posted by: Arby's at February 02, 2024 03:34 PM (Y0bPE)

218 130 Secretly, Democrats have to be seething at this woman because she gave Trump something to hang his hat on anytime his legal problems are brought up.
Posted by: Blago at February 02, 2024 03:21 PM (BDBQq)

This is a GREAT use of "hang your hat on."

Posted by: m at February 02, 2024 03:34 PM (weK7N)

219 Personal life
On the day she took the Georgia bar exam, Willis met Fred Willis. They married in 1996 and have two daughters together. They divorced in 2005.
Posted by: Gref at February 02, 2024 03:32 PM

Go on, take the honey and run..

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2024 03:34 PM (MGqzM)

220 House Judiciary Committee Chairman Jim Jordan (R-OH) subpoenaed Fulton County prosecutor Fani Willis on Friday to provide documents and communications “referring or relating” to her “receipt and use of federal funds” and “referring or relating to any allegations of the misuse of federal funds.”

Jimmeh!!!!
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 02, 2024 03:28 PM

Sleeve status. Rolled!
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2024 03:29 PM (MGqzM)

Good for him. Throwing another wrench into the gears of the get-Trump cabal is a good thing.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 02, 2024 03:35 PM (BdMk6)

221 I've never had Veal Scallopini. Is it good?

Posted by: olddog in mo at February 02, 2024 03:35 PM (ju2Fy)

222 They should ask Sweetdick Snizz jizzler why he wrote off flour as an office expense.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2024 03:32 PM (MGqzM)

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Trying to find Fanni's ~~wet spot~~ leaky fanny.

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at February 02, 2024 03:35 PM (V5iXz)

223 211 YEET
Posted by: otter841

Hi sweet momma! How's your baby?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 02, 2024 03:35 PM (b7MbH)

224 I'll give you something to hang your hat on !!!

Posted by: Fani from Atlanta at February 02, 2024 03:35 PM (Y0bPE)

225 I think that's during the period when you could have a C- average and still get a cum laude.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 02, 2024 03:34 PM (0gvpA)

Cum loudly?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 02, 2024 03:36 PM (8Fdcq)

226 I've never had Veal Scallopini. Is it good?
Posted by: olddog in mo at February 02, 2024 03:35 PM (ju2Fy)

Yes. Try it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 02, 2024 03:36 PM (R4t5M)

227 >>I noticed that Bragg in NYC is having legal problems, too. Trying to kill Trump is hard.

It's a bit sloppy, if I am being honest.

Posted by: Darrius Honeycome Esq at February 02, 2024 03:36 PM (yfepr)

228 Fani got her back blown out and busybodies are asking questions.

Posted by: mr tmz at February 02, 2024 03:36 PM (rJ48h)

229 Speaking of Court Delays, Judge Engoron in the NYS Civil trial against Donald Trump says he will issue his penalty decision before Valentine's Day.

Posted by: rd at February 02, 2024 03:

The only reason he is delaying is because some Obama appointed Judge who has been reviewing Trump's tax returns thinks she's found some more ammunition. Something something not quite kosher somewhere somewhere in the vast amount of paper.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 02, 2024 03:36 PM (t/2Uw)

230 So like oh my god like My dad was so like a black panther!!

Posted by: Montec at February 02, 2024 03:36 PM (YofvK)

231 Dammit.

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2024 03:37 PM (yfepr)

232 I've never had Veal Scallopini. Is it good?
Posted by: olddog in mo at February 02, 2024 03:35 PM (ju2Fy)

Yes. Try it.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 02, 2024 03:36 PM

Honey, tonight I am making Fani!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2024 03:37 PM (MGqzM)

233 "Willis studied political science at Howard University, graduating cum laude in 1993"

-

And now she’s putting that degree to use while laden with cum. Isn’t history beautifully poetic?

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at February 02, 2024 03:37 PM (fKIdX)

234 Her legs look like two old oak trees planted to close together.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2024 03:37 PM (MGqzM)

235 I've never had Veal Scallopini. Is it good?
Posted by: olddog in mo at February 02, 2024 03:35 PM (ju2Fy)

————-

Best in the city.

Posted by: Salazzo at February 02, 2024 03:37 PM (u73oe)

236 According to my Ghetto Rat Ebonics to Swahili pocket translator book: "Fani" means "Cottage Cheese" and "Taifa" means "Cooter Sweat."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 02, 2024 03:37 PM (17s+e)

237 Dura lex, sed vir meus

Posted by: Fanny Willis at February 02, 2024 03:37 PM (Odg76)

238 His compensation was in line with what other prosecutors would wete paid, so there is nothing to look at. People have private lives. It doesn't ruin or taint everything they touch in their profession. She brought charges based on a grand jury. Her office hired a prosecutor.

Exactly, and they're both on the same side of the case. It's not like they're on opposing sides. Unlike Clarence and Ginni. Now THAT is what a crime looks like. See the difference?

Is it illegal? Maybe not. Is it ethically questionable? Yes. Should not date people you supervise. These two could blow up a softball case because they could just simply avoid controversy by not dating while involved in this case. This is how Trump gets away with this.

She seemed so smart and determined. I can't believe she has given Trumpers this kind of ammunition to use against her.

No basis to dismiss the charges. This is going nowhere. But we will have to keep hearing about it as though it mattered.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 02, 2024 03:38 PM (JCZqz)

239 223
Hi sweet momma! How's your baby?
Posted by: nurse ratched

yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet

Posted by: otter841 at February 02, 2024 03:38 PM (v0R5T)

240 Swahili is an East African language, is it not? A trade dialect used to communicate with Arab slave traders, in part?

And practically none of the black slaves imported to the Americas came from East Africa. Curious, that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 02, 2024 03:38 PM (tkR6S)

241 I've never had Veal Scallopini. Is it good?
Posted by: olddog in mo at February 02, 2024 03:35 PM (ju2Fy)

Yes. Try it.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 02, 2024 03:36 PM

Honey, tonight I am making Fani!
Posted by: Minnfidel

And don't forget to use your meat mallet.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 02, 2024 03:38 PM (R4t5M)

242 The only reason he is delaying is because some Obama appointed Judge who has been reviewing Trump's tax returns thinks she's found some more ammunition. Something something not quite kosher somewhere somewhere in the vast amount of paper.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 02, 2024 03:36 PM (t/2Uw)
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The vast amount of paper already gone over by Trump's attorneys and IRS attorneys before being submitted?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 02, 2024 03:38 PM (0gvpA)

243 Meat Mallet does Fani doggie style so he can watch the game.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 02, 2024 03:39 PM (8Fdcq)

244 > I think that's during the period when you could have a C- average and still get a cum laude.

Consider too, Howard is famously easy. A C- there would be a failing grade at any random state school.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 02, 2024 03:39 PM (Odg76)

245 CashApp Cougar Fani Willis: Okay, Fine, So I Used Taxpayer Money to Hire a Human Meat-Mallet to Pound My Snizz Into Thin Tender Strips Like Veal Scallopini
++++
The rest of the post feels superfluous now. What a headline.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2024 03:40 PM (B2vkr)

246 "to Pound My Snizz Into Thin Tender Strips Like Veal Scallopini"

Yooz donna knowwa sheet abouta Scallopini, capiche?

Scallopini is made from chicken cutlets. Not strips.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 02, 2024 03:40 PM (iFTx/)

247 Scallopini is made from chicken cutlets. Not strips.
----------------
Ace said Veal not Chicken.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 02, 2024 03:41 PM (m5P/4)

248 Clarence and Ginni??????

Posted by: Montec at February 02, 2024 03:41 PM (YofvK)

249 To answer the Libs of TikTok question, below:
"You're walking down the street, and suddenly see this walking towards you. What do you do?"

1. Only certain colors of pyrsyns and of certain political persuasions walk in the street.

2. I walk on the sidewalk, like a civilized person.

3. I hopefully look for a speeding car coming their way.

PS: I hope Fahni is at home, alternately crying hysterically and throwing things in anger.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at February 02, 2024 03:41 PM (Rbu5d)

250 242 The only reason he is delaying is because some Obama appointed Judge who has been reviewing Trump's tax returns thinks she's found some more ammunition. Something something not quite kosher somewhere somewhere in the vast amount of paper.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 02, 2024 03:36 PM (t/2Uw)
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The vast amount of paper already gone over by Trump's attorneys and IRS attorneys before being submitted?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 02, 2024 03:38 PM (0gvpA)

Chicago Trump Tower loan, it was listed as a loan then later disappeared.
Was probably a loan from shareholder or shareholder collateral... Article I read didn't say. But this is a private company, the disclosures don't need to be super detailed.

Posted by: Inogame at February 02, 2024 03:41 PM (53oGX)

251 Scallopini is made from chicken cutlets. Not strips.
Posted by: Elric Blade

Don't be harshing my mellow, dude!

Posted by: Guy who liked the Headline at February 02, 2024 03:41 PM (6XHLQ)

252 The vast amount of paper already gone over by Trump's attorneys and IRS attorneys before being submitted?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 02, 2024 03:38 PM (0gvpA)

That one misplaced comma makes all the difference in the nature of the case!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 02, 2024 03:41 PM (5kdlS)

253 Fani Willis is an adult...she and her partner were in a consensual relationship long before the indictments...she brought him on because her staff of assistant DA's were too scared to prosecute the case...

Donald Trump is a adjudicated rapist, an adulterer, a confessed pussy grabber, a salacious Peeping Tom, and has a thing for his daughter..

Lauren Boebert was caught giving a guy a handjob in a movie theatre..

Marjorie Taylor Greene had affairs while she was married and displayed dick pics on the House floor...

Matt Gaetz is accused of human trafficking and sex with a minor...

Jamie Comer assaulted a former girlfriend and demanded she have an abortion

Mike Johnson (and his son) monitor online porn sites..

Nancy Mace openly speaks of her sex life to her office staff...

Jim Jordan knew of (but ignored) multiple college wrestler complaints of sexual assault by the team doctor...

As adults we are allowed a private life...the pain of divorce and the urge to "get even" is not uncommon particularly when one's ex is high profile...toss the clutched pearls and set fire to the fainting couch.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 02, 2024 03:41 PM (JCZqz)

254 247 Scallopini is made from chicken cutlets. Not strips.
----------------
Ace said Veal not Chicken.
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 02, 2024 03:41 PM (m5P/4)
____________

Oh yea. Veal Scallopini is also cutlets. Had some nice ones on Monday night!

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 02, 2024 03:42 PM (iFTx/)

255 >>>This one is going over my head and getting by me.

i'm thinking of a cougar who pays her johns with a cashapp like venmo.

Posted by: ace at February 02, 2024 03:42 PM (KRtlO)

256 This seems important:

206 He literally filed for divorce the day after she hired him!
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 02, 2024 03:33 PM (t/2Uw)

Posted by: m at February 02, 2024 03:42 PM (weK7N)

257 *I will never eat Veal Scaloppini again. In fact, I will never eat veal again.

Posted by: runner at February 02, 2024 03:33 PM (V13WU)

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LOL.

The pen is mightier than the fork ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at February 02, 2024 03:42 PM (uELUR)

258 Howard is famously easy. A C- there would be a failing grade at any random state school.

It's called the black Harvard. I don't think that's the compliment they think it is.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 02, 2024 03:42 PM (CsUN+)

259 She seemed so smart and determined.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 02, 2024 03:38 PM (JCZqz)

The DU crowd proudly displays both its idiocy and that it buys Major Media propaganda hook, line, and sinker.

Posted by: Gref at February 02, 2024 03:43 PM (5fDan)

260 Swahili is an East African language, is it not? A trade dialect used to communicate with Arab slave traders, in part?

And practically none of the black slaves imported to the Americas came from East Africa. Curious, that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 02, 2024 03:38 PM

Exactly. And all of the "Afrocentric" types use it as their generic African language, despite none of their ancestors likely ever speaking it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2024 03:43 PM (Wnv9h)

261 16 OK hear me out:

The Picard and Q actors switch roles, and they play them straight for almost the entire episode. The crew all know something is off but can't quite put their finger on what it is.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 02, 2024 03:04 PM (cf/0E)

John DeLancie (sp?) as a Starship Captain? Yes, please.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at February 02, 2024 03:43 PM (Rbu5d)

262 Yooz donna knowwa sheet abouta Scallopini, capiche?

Scallopini is made from chicken cutlets. Not strips.
Posted by: Elric Blade
........

Ace will never Beat Bobbu Flay at this rate.

Posted by: wth at February 02, 2024 03:43 PM (v0R5T)

263 Border Patrol released a known Somalian terrorist into the US. He was here a whole year before someone connected the dots and ICE scooped him up.

http://tiny.cc/zsqmwz

Posted by: bonhomme at February 02, 2024 03:43 PM (Odg76)

264 243 Meat Mallet does Fani doggie style so he can watch ~~the game~~ X-Files.
Posted by: Northernlurker

Fixed. And we can both watch!

Posted by: Bloodhound Gang at February 02, 2024 03:43 PM (JCZqz)

265
She seemed so smart and determined. I can't believe she has given Trumpers this kind of ammunition to use against her.

Would you care to revisit or restate your first assertion in light of the second assertion?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 02, 2024 03:43 PM (xG4kz)

266 The only reason he is delaying is because some Obama appointed Judge who has been reviewing Trump's tax returns thinks she's found some more ammunition. Something something not quite kosher somewhere somewhere in the vast amount of paper.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 02, 2024 03:36 PM (t/2Uw)
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[v]The vast amount of paper already gone over by Trump's attorneys and IRS attorneys before being submitted?
Posted by: Captain Obvious

The best in the business? Those guys? Yeah. Some dumb judge thinks they "found" something. LOL.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2024 03:43 PM (uiWTm)

267
Wait... Fani's father was a fabulous famous superhero from Wakanda?

Better be careful talkin' shit here, Ace.

Posted by: Auspex at February 02, 2024 03:43 PM (j4U/Z)

268 I will never eat Veal Scaloppini again.

Depending how this all play out, neither may I !!!

Posted by: Darius "Sweet-Dick" Honeycum, Esq. at February 02, 2024 03:44 PM (Y0bPE)

269 I was thinking the other day.
How hard would it be for the left to create an private app or
semi social media privy only to the chosen few to avoid detection. Does anyone remember EVERY democrat being photographed/filmed from 2000 to 2016 displaying pursed lips and wrinkled chin,,, HELLO>> Having the likes of Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg on speed dial how hard could it be. One sure give away is how the hell do they communicate all the daily talking points to the media outlets? Im right and I know it. Hillary's server was a fuck up by an outsider wannabe inisider.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 02, 2024 03:44 PM (VIXjN)

270 Fani says because the sitting DA is corrupt and the people deserve someone who won't have sex with their employees or put money in their own pocket.
++++
LOL

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2024 03:44 PM (B2vkr)

271 93
‘ Sure, but the campaign commercial writes itself. ’
Her voters don’t vote for who is the least corrupt. They vote for whoever hates white people the most.
Fun fact. I remain disgusted that such voters have any say over my future.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 02, 2024 03:44 PM (jbnUc)

272 Vowing not to have sex with your employees sounds like an odd
promise to make. Of course you wouldn't, why say it, why bring it up?

Posted by: washrivergal at February 02, 2024 03:45 PM (7YG60)

273 The video is so hard to watch. Are these ladies just so darn busy all they have time for at breakfast is a sleeve of Oreos?

Posted by: Oglebay at February 02, 2024 03:45 PM (ogTiX)

274 Exactly. And all of the "Afrocentric" types use it as their generic African language, despite none of their ancestors likely ever speaking it.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2024 03:43 PM (Wnv9h)
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TBF, they've never heard of Igbo or Hausa.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 02, 2024 03:45 PM (0gvpA)

275 Chicago Trump Tower loan, it was listed as a loan then later disappeared.
Was probably a loan from shareholder or shareholder collateral... Article I read didn't say. But this is a private company, the disclosures don't need to be super detailed.
Posted by: Inogame at February 02, 2024 03:41 PM (53oGX)
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...Unless one of the parties involved is named Donald J. Trump. Then, if there is a single comma out of place, it's, "Off with his head!"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 02, 2024 03:46 PM (7fElN)

276 If made Fulton County DA, this brunette in a one-piece promises that she *will* embezzle taxpayer money to spend on sexcapades with subordinates and contractors - but that she will keep the total amounts reasonable and ensure that visualizing it is much less nauseating:
https://is.gd/Gs24eQ

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2024 03:46 PM (B2vkr)

277 The president has described Trump to longtime friends and close aides as a “sick fuck” who delights in others’ misfortunes, according to three people who have heard the president use the profane description. According to one of the people who has spoken with the president, Biden recently said of Trump: “What a fucking asshole the guy is.”

Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2024 03:46 PM (RHGPo)

278 255 >>>This one is going over my head and getting by me.

i'm thinking of a cougar who pays her johns with a cashapp like venmo.
Posted by: ace at February 02, 2024 03:42 PM (KRtlO)
_____________

Cougars don't really pay johns. It's not a prostitutive relationship. It's more of a sugar-mommy thing. Instead of the guy paying for dates, trips, drugs, and whatever, it's the cougar who pays. That, coupled with what is usually just a sexual relationship, is appealing to some younger guys.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 02, 2024 03:46 PM (iFTx/)

279 Vowing not to have sex with your employees sounds like an odd
promise to make. Of course you wouldn't, why say it, why bring it up?
Posted by: washrivergal at February 02, 2024 03:45 PM (7YG60)
++++
My best guess is that the prior DA was embroiled in a sex scandal.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2024 03:47 PM (B2vkr)

280 258 Howard is famously easy. A C- there would be a failing grade at any random state school.

It's called the black Harvard. I don't think that's the compliment they think it is.
------------------
Had a recent Howard grad in one of my offices. He was the son of two DC public school teachers. He asked me to proof some of his work. It was hideous. Run on sentences that lacked a verb or a noun. Just jibberish. I was embarrassed for him. I struggled to find a way to guide him. He couldn't write.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 02, 2024 03:47 PM (m5P/4)

281 The vast amount of paper already gone over by Trump's attorneys and IRS attorneys before being submitted?
Posted by: Captain Obvious

That one misplaced comma makes all the difference in the nature of the case!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

That one misplaced,comma makes all the difference in the nature of the case!

It does! It does!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2024 03:47 PM (uiWTm)

282 272 Vowing not to have sex with your employees sounds like an odd
promise to make. Of course you wouldn't, why say it, why bring it up?
Posted by: washrivergal at February 02, 2024 03:45 PM (7YG60)

The incumbent had had sex with his employees.

Posted by: m at February 02, 2024 03:47 PM (weK7N)

283
The best in the business? Those guys? Yeah. Some dumb judge thinks they "found" something. LOL.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2024 03:43 PM (uiWTm)

Unfortunately Trumps lawyers are nowhere near the best in the business. No top law firm wants to be associated with him for fear of reprisals and/or because top law firms are leftist.

Posted by: Montec at February 02, 2024 03:48 PM (YofvK)

284 Scallopini is made from chicken cutlets. Not strips.
Posted by: Elric Blade

In this case it is shell fish.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 02, 2024 03:48 PM (17s+e)

285 Howard is famously easy. A C- there would be a failing grade at any random state school.

It's called the black Harvard. I don't think that's the compliment they think it is.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 02, 2024 03:42 PM (CsUN+)
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So which university has the most rampant plagiarism? Shall we place bets?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 02, 2024 03:48 PM (7fElN)

286 Biden recently said of Trump: “What a fucking asshole the guy is.”
----------------
This election is gonna be lit.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 02, 2024 03:48 PM (m5P/4)

287 Former CIA officer Joshua Schulte faces 40 years in prison for leaking a trove of classified hacking tools to WikiLeaks, the U.S. Attorney’s Office of the Southern District of New York announced Thursday. He was also found guilty of possessing child abuse images.

Prosecutors accused the onetime coder of passing on the CIA’s “Vault 7” tools, which allow intelligence officers to hack smartphones and use them as listening devices in what was variously described as one of the most “brazen” leaks in U.S. history.

Schulte, 35, shared some 8,761 documents to WikiLeaks in 2017, the U.S. justice department found. It was the single largest data leak in the agency’s history.

He denied the allegations, but was convicted on the various counts of espionage at three separate federal trials in New York in 2020, 2022, and 2023.

Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2024 03:48 PM (RHGPo)

288 242 The only reason he is delaying is because some Obama appointed Judge who has been reviewing Trump's tax returns thinks she's found some more ammunition. Something something not quite kosher somewhere somewhere in the vast amount of paper.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 02, 2024 03:36 PM (t/2Uw)
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The vast amount of paper already gone over by Trump's attorneys and IRS attorneys before being submitted?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 02, 2024 03:38 PM (0gvpA)

Letitia James is using the until-now secret "Use Only In Cases of Political Emergency Or Opportunity to Crush Non-Democrats" laws in NY State Law.

Posted by: Gref at February 02, 2024 03:48 PM (5fDan)

289 The only reason he is delaying is because some Obama appointed Judge who has been reviewing Trump's tax returns thinks she's found some more ammunition. Something something not quite kosher somewhere somewhere in the vast amount of paper.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 02, 2024 03:36 PM (t/2Uw)

=======

Oooooh! Scary! Except for that whole, "This was never discussed or entered into evidence at the trial."

I would love to see Engoron use something like that in his published decision. Not even a Trump Hating Appeals Court could let that slide.

Posted by: rd at February 02, 2024 03:48 PM (axoXi)

290 Yeet: (v); to hurl away at high velocity;
See also, throw.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2024 03:27 PM (Wnv9h)

I have hurled at high velocity at times. Makes a mess of the kitchen or bathroom, never the clothes hamper, ever.

Posted by: javems at February 02, 2024 03:48 PM (SUEEh)

291 282 272 Vowing not to have sex with your employees sounds like an odd
promise to make. Of course you wouldn't, why say it, why bring it up?
Posted by: washrivergal at February 02, 2024 03:45 PM (7YG60)

The incumbent had had sex with his employees.

Posted by: m at February 02, 2024 03:47 PM (weK7N)

+++

Oh, ok, missed that. Makes sense now.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 02, 2024 03:48 PM (7YG60)

292 It AIN'T warm out thar.

With a cold wind for emphasis .

Posted by: JT at February 02, 2024 03:48 PM (T4tVD)

293 Fani Willis! *horse neighs*

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 02, 2024 03:49 PM (BdMk6)

294 281 The vast amount of paper already gone over by Trump's attorneys and IRS attorneys before being submitted?
Posted by: Captain Obvious

That one misplaced comma makes all the difference in the nature of the case!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

That one misplaced,comma makes all the difference in the nature of the case!

It does! It does!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2024 03:47 PM (uiWTm)

That, one misplaced comma makes all the difference in the nature of the case!

Posted by: m at February 02, 2024 03:49 PM (weK7N)

295 The president has described Trump to longtime friends and close aides as a “sick fuck” who delights in others’ misfortunes,

Schadenfreude.

Yes. I am guilty.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2024 03:49 PM (uiWTm)

296 "It's different when we do it!"

//Donk-E Wall-E's retarded cousin

Posted by: sven at February 02, 2024 03:49 PM (X0I7i)

297 It does! It does!
Posted by: rickb223

Dammit rickb223, that is well nigh perfect...
Slinks off.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 02, 2024 03:49 PM (5kdlS)

298 I will never eat Veal Scaloppini again.

Depending how this all play out, neither may I !!!
Posted by: Darius "Sweet-Dick" Honeycum, Esq. at February 02, 2024 03:44 PM (Y0bPE)
.......

Don't you get paid extra for that?

Posted by: wth at February 02, 2024 03:49 PM (v0R5T)

299 What is the difference between veal scallopini and veal piccata?I always thought thata scallopini was a brown sauce with mushrooms and piccata was a lemony with capers.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 02, 2024 03:49 PM (t/2Uw)

300 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 02, 2024 03:41 PM

I love the smell of their desperation. LOLGF losers.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2024 03:50 PM (MGqzM)

301 What is the difference between veal scallopini and veal piccata?

About $3.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2024 03:51 PM (uiWTm)

302 Can anyone recommend a good Texas Style Rub for Smoking a a Belgian Malinois Brisket ?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: GEORGE OBAMA at February 02, 2024 03:51 PM (MSxPN)

303 Howard is famously easy. A C- there would be a failing grade at any random state school.

It's called the black Harvard. I don't think that's the compliment they think it is.

-

Pointed out here often, but HBCUs are terrible

The entry requirements for Black Harvard are similar or lower than for Cowpie University down the road from any moron here.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Beau Beau Beau, Beau Beau Iran at February 02, 2024 03:51 PM (AIJ3L)

304 "Donald Trump is a adjudicated rapist, an adulterer, a confessed pussy grabber, a salacious Peeping Tom, and has a thing for his daughter..

Lauren Boebert was caught giving a guy a handjob in a movie theatre..

Marjorie Taylor Greene had affairs while she was married and displayed dick pics on the House floor...

Matt Gaetz is accused of human trafficking and sex with a minor...

Jamie Comer assaulted a former girlfriend and demanded she have an abortion

Mike Johnson (and his son) monitor online porn sites..

Nancy Mace openly speaks of her sex life to her office staff...

Jim Jordan knew of (but ignored) multiple college wrestler complaints of sexual assault by the team doctor..."

And none of those behaviors bother the DU if there's a (D) behind the name...

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 02, 2024 03:51 PM (ou9hh)

305 Not particularly fond of veal, myself. I like the texture of my beef to be, well, beefier.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 02, 2024 03:51 PM (0gvpA)

306 ... Donald Trump is a adjudicated rapist, an adulterer, a confessed pussy grabber, a salacious Peeping Tom, and has a thing for his daughter.. ...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 02, 2024 03:41 PM (JCZqz)
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And that right there is the purpose the NY judgement. It doesn't matter if it gets overturned on appeal. The narrative is set.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2024 03:51 PM (B2vkr)

307 Ace's Grocery Games

Posted by: wth at February 02, 2024 03:52 PM (v0R5T)

308 281 The vast amount of paper already gone over by Trump's attorneys and IRS attorneys before being submitted?
Posted by: Captain Obvious

That one misplaced comma makes all the difference in the nature of the case!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

That one misplaced,comma makes all the difference in the nature of the case!

It does! It does!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2024 03:47 PM (uiWTm)
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Commas are the difference between helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 02, 2024 03:52 PM (iFTx/)

309 258 Howard is famously easy. A C- there would be a failing grade at any random state school.

It's called the black Harvard. I don't think that's the compliment they think it is.

I'll give y'all one guess which high-ranking Democrat office-holder also graduated from Howard U.

Posted by: Gref at February 02, 2024 03:52 PM (5fDan)

310 289
'Not even a Trump Hating Appeals Court could let that slide.’

Yes, we could.

Posted by: Superior Court - District of Trump Hating at February 02, 2024 03:52 PM (jbnUc)

311 Didn't the word yeet get coined by a streamer who threw her cat live on a stream? The cat went yeet as it flew across the room

Posted by: steevy at February 02, 2024 03:52 PM (FQmDC)

312 299 What is the difference between veal scallopini and veal piccata?I always thought thata scallopini was a brown sauce with mushrooms and piccata was a lemony with capers.
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You are correct. Scallopini describes Fani's couch cuz mushrooms in an off colored sauce.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 02, 2024 03:53 PM (m5P/4)

313 The president has described Trump to longtime friends and close aides as a “sick fuck” who delights in others’ misfortunes, according to three people who have heard the president use the profane description. According to one of the people who has spoken with the president, Biden recently said of Trump: “What a fucking asshole the guy is.”
Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2024 03:46 PM (RHGPo)

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Can you say, Projection?!?!

Posted by: rd at February 02, 2024 03:53 PM (dXIq/)

314 [ appearance of corruption has entered the chat ]

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 02, 2024 03:53 PM (aD39U)

315 Ace's Grocery Games
Posted by: wth at February 02, 2024 03:52 PM (v0R5T)
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Is that anything like "Supermarket Sweep?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2024 03:53 PM (B2vkr)

316 Can anyone recommend a good Texas Style Rub

Little Hanoi Massage Parlor on Montrose in Houston.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2024 03:53 PM (uiWTm)

317 What is the difference between veal scallopini and veal piccata?

About $3.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2024 03:51 PM

Same as in town.

Posted by: That Guy Who Always Says Same In Town at February 02, 2024 03:53 PM (MGqzM)

318
It's called the black Harvard. I don't think that's the compliment they think it is.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 02, 2024 03:42 PM (CsUN+)

Way back when, Howard was likely an excellent school for the "Talented Tenth". Then the Ivies got religion (so to speak), hoovered up all those students and now in order to stay alive the HBCUs now have to admit anyone with a pulse and a check that clears.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 02, 2024 03:53 PM (MoZTd)

319 She's taken the George Costanza defense to the next level.

Posted by: WisRich at February 02, 2024 03:53 PM (G0vdT)

320 Commas are the difference between helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 02, 2024 03:52 PM (iFTx/)
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Cf. PDQ Bach's song, "Throw The Yule Log On, Uncle John."

(RIP, Peter Schickele)

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 02, 2024 03:53 PM (0gvpA)

321 Shameless beg for info: What's the best kind of mower to get for a really steeply hilly property?

Mechanical, i mean. Goats i don't think are an option.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 02, 2024 03:54 PM (uC3K8)

322 Is Fani married?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 02, 2024 03:54 PM (8Fdcq)

323 I would love to see Engoron use something like that in his published decision. Not even a Trump Hating Appeals Court could let that slide.

Posted by: rd at February 02, 2024

It is amazing that you still have faith that Justice will somehow prevail.
No one was defrauded. No one made a complaint. Banks said they were happy to do business with Trump. Nothing like this has ever been prosecuted before when no one suffered any damage.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 02, 2024 03:54 PM (t/2Uw)

324 > What is the difference between veal scallopini and veal piccata?

Scallopini:
Sliced thin, pounded flat, dredged in flour and pan fried. Usually a robust sauce, maybe wine based, mushrooms, etc.

Piccata:
Sliced thin, dredged in flour, sauteed in butter or oil.
Usually a citrus sauce, maybe capers.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 02, 2024 03:54 PM (Odg76)

325 Commas are the difference between helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse
Posted by: Elric Blade

Also helps at meal time.

Let's eat, grandma!
Let's eat grandma!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2024 03:54 PM (uiWTm)

326 Posted by: That Guy Who Always Says Same In Town at February 02, 2024 03:53 PM

Good material stands the test of time.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 02, 2024 03:54 PM (as3uC)

327 >>>"So, my father was a Black Panther, so he was very Afrocentric"

-

We know. The "name children like pets" gave it away.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Beau Beau Beau, Beau Beau Iran

>The first time I was introduced to the Black Panther moniker, I thought it was some street tribe of unruly youths who had access to too many firecrackers.

Grown men. Playing with firecrackers. Sad and pathetic.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 02, 2024 03:55 PM (EEgXH)

328 Eh. Just going low much like society sister Crazy K, reigning known queen of puntana society. (If it was good enough for her to get ahead, why not?)

Posted by: L - Confident they're working on new 'rope-a-dope' techniques for the Presidential election at February 02, 2024 03:55 PM (GshMh)

329 313 The president has described Trump to longtime friends and close aides as a “sick fuck” who delights in others’ misfortunes, according to three people who have heard the president use the profane description. According to one of the people who has spoken with the president, Biden recently said of Trump: “What a fucking asshole the guy is.”
Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2024 03:46 PM (RHGPo)

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Can you say, Projection?!?!

Posted by: rd at February 02, 2024 03:53 PM (dXIq/)

++++
Yup. Describes Biden down to a tee.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 02, 2024 03:55 PM (7YG60)

330 Commas are the difference between helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 02, 2024 03:52 PM

Look, I was lonely, drink and curious. O.K.?

Posted by: Jack Smith Also Esq at February 02, 2024 03:55 PM (MGqzM)

331 Way back when, Howard was likely an excellent school for the "Talented Tenth". Then the Ivies got religion (so to speak), hoovered up all those students and now in order to stay alive the HBCUs now have to admit anyone with a pulse and a check that clears.

You are correct, sir!

Posted by: Archimedes at February 02, 2024 03:55 PM (CsUN+)

332 Whaddya call that face when there's such a high forehead?

Posted by: Mr Gaga at February 02, 2024 03:55 PM (KiBMU)

333 Also helps at meal time.

Let's eat, grandma!
Let's eat grandma!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2024 03:54 PM (uiWTm)
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Eats, shoots, and leaves.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 02, 2024 03:55 PM (0gvpA)

334 I take delight in the misfortunes of evil people.

Most people do.

If you're offended by me taking delight in your misfortunes....i got news for you.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 02, 2024 03:56 PM (uC3K8)

335 What is the difference between veal scallopini and veal piccata?

Scallopini:
Sliced thin, pounded flat, dredged in flour and pan fried. Usually a robust sauce, maybe wine based, mushrooms, etc.

Piccata:
Sliced thin, dredged in flour, sauteed in butter or oil.
Usually a citrus sauce, maybe capers.
Posted by: bonhomme

Ok, ok, ok. I'll take an order of veal scallopini with a side of piccata.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2024 03:56 PM (uiWTm)

336 299 What is the difference between veal scallopini and veal piccata?I always thought thata scallopini was a brown sauce with mushrooms and piccata was a lemony with capers.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 02, 2024 03:49 PM (t/2Uw)
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Veal piccata is a type of veal scallopini. Scallopini refers to the way the meat is prepared (in this case, in thin cutlets). But yes, piccata is lemony with capers. The brown sauce dish you refer to was probably marsala.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 02, 2024 03:56 PM (iFTx/)

337 And that right there is the purpose the NY judgement. It doesn't matter if it gets overturned on appeal. The narrative is set.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2024 03:51 PM (B2vkr)

And once again, it won't fulfill it's purpose of "getting Trump".

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 02, 2024 03:56 PM (BdMk6)

338 Sidebar: Aww, saw that Carl Weathers died. Seemed like a decent guy by Hollywood standards.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 02, 2024 03:56 PM (sAmhv)

339 Whaddya call that face when there's such a high forehead?

Posted by: Mr Gaga at February 02, 2024 03:55 PM (KiBMU)

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A fivehead.

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at February 02, 2024 03:56 PM (UTUUS)

340 Devout Catholic Joe clearly has no one to nudge him in the direction of Heaven.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 02, 2024 03:56 PM (8Fdcq)

341 Let's eat grandma!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2024 03:54 PM

Dibs on the floppy arms.

Posted by: Donner Party at February 02, 2024 03:56 PM (MGqzM)

342 The president has described Trump to longtime friends and close aides as a “sick fuck” who delights in others’ misfortunes, according to three people who have heard the president use the profane description. According to one of the people who has spoken with the president, Biden recently said of Trump: “What a fucking asshole the guy is.”
Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2024 03:46 PM (RHGPo)

Fake Gold Star Father Joe would say the same about Jesus Christ if He returned to Earth and ran against Joe in an election. Joe is a POS.

Posted by: Gref at February 02, 2024 03:56 PM (5fDan)

343 Way back when, Howard was likely an excellent school for the "Talented Tenth". Then the Ivies got religion (so to speak), hoovered up all those students and now in order to stay alive the HBCUs now have to admit anyone with a pulse and a check that clears.

You are correct, sir!
Posted by: Archimedes at February 02, 2024 03:55 PM (CsUN+)
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Oliver Otis Howard not available for comment.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 02, 2024 03:56 PM (0gvpA)

344 Eats, shoots, and leaves.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

Gangster Panda.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2024 03:56 PM (uiWTm)

345 Darrius 'Sweetdick' Honeycum named in Federal indictment

Darius Rucker a singer with Hootie and the Blowfish was charged with three misdemeanor drug charges in Tennessee.

*cue twilight zone music*

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 02, 2024 03:56 PM (VIXjN)

346 Biden is the sick fuck CREDIBLY accused of grabbing a woman by the pussy literally, without her consent.

Posted by: steevy at February 02, 2024 03:56 PM (FQmDC)

347 I have a Cowboy Rub I ordered from Seasons. I was kind of disappointed that there was no cowboy.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 02, 2024 03:57 PM (t/2Uw)

348 She seemed so smart and determined. I can't believe she has given Trumpers this kind of ammunition to use against her.

Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 02, 2024 03:38 PM (JCZqz)

In almost every thread, they seem to mention gifts the left are giving Trump.

Yet, they never make the connection.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 02, 2024 03:57 PM (KbCG3)

349 And none of those behaviors bother the DU if there's a (D) behind the name...
Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 02, 2024 03:51 PM (ou9hh)
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Yep. If they have a (D), then it's none of our business what they do in their personal lives.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 02, 2024 03:57 PM (7fElN)

350 I have a Cowboy Rub I ordered from Seasons. I was kind of disappointed that there was no cowboy.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 02, 2024 03:57 PM (t/2Uw)
++++
They disclose in in the fine print, but that's how they get you.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2024 03:57 PM (B2vkr)

351 > Shameless beg for info: What's the best kind of mower to get for a really steeply hilly property?

Large or small property?
If you are going with a walk behind, I'd look for something wider with a low center of gravity so you can get the sides of hills without issue. Riding lawnmowers mostly don't like steeply hilly. But if it's a large property, maybe a walk behind isn't ideal.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 02, 2024 03:58 PM (Odg76)

352 Yeet: (v); to hurl away at high velocity;
See also, throw.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Hence, the legendary Hi Point Yeet Cannon YC9 pistol.
http://tinyurl.com/4xcth96x

Posted by: Military Moron at February 02, 2024 03:58 PM (JCZqz)

353 Shameless beg for info: What's the best kind of mower to get for a really steeply hilly property?

Goats. Seriously.
End of season bonus: goat roast.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2024 03:59 PM (uiWTm)

354 "Donald Trump is a adjudicated rapist, an adulterer, a confessed pussy grabber, a salacious Peeping Tom, and has a thing for his daughter..

Project much. Ashley is that you?

Posted by: Donner Party at February 02, 2024 03:59 PM (MGqzM)

355 319 She's taken the George Costanza defense to the next level.
Posted by: WisRich at February 02, 2024 03:53 PM (G0vdT)

bravo!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 02, 2024 03:59 PM (VIXjN)

356 338 Sidebar: Aww, saw that Carl Weathers died. Seemed like a decent guy by Hollywood standards.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 02, 2024 03:56 PM (sAmhv)
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Life imitates art: "There is no tomorrow! THERE IS NO TOMORROW!!"

-Apollo Creed, ROcky III

Posted by: WisRich at February 02, 2024 03:59 PM (G0vdT)

357 350 I have a Cowboy Rub I ordered from Seasons. I was kind of disappointed that there was no cowboy.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 02, 2024 03:57 PM (t/2Uw)
++++
They disclose in in the fine print, but that's how they get you.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2024 03:57 PM (B2vkr)
_________

They rub it on the cowboy and then sell it to you, see? Perfectly reasonable to call it Cowboy Rub.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 02, 2024 04:00 PM (iFTx/)

358
Dibs on the floppy arms.

Posted by: Donner Party

"Bingo wings". They're called "bingo wings".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 02, 2024 04:00 PM (xG4kz)

359 Sidebar: Aww, saw that Carl Weathers died. Seemed like a decent guy by Hollywood standards.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 02, 2024 03:56 PM (sAmhv)

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Agreed. Didn't come off as a "victim" -- former NFL linebacker for one season with the Raiders IIRC. R.I.P.

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at February 02, 2024 04:00 PM (UTUUS)

360 I have a Cowboy Rub I ordered from Seasons. I was kind of disappointed that there was no cowboy.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 02, 2024 03:57 PM (t/2Uw)

He was busy drinking water from a hoof print.

Posted by: JT at February 02, 2024 04:00 PM (T4tVD)

361 >>> Shameless beg for info: What's the best kind of mower to get for a really steeply hilly property?

Goats

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2024 04:00 PM (yfepr)

362
Shameless beg for info: What's the best kind of mower to get for a really steeply hilly property?

Avoid a ZTR. They do very badly on grades. All the weight is in the back, so once they start sliding, there's no recovering.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 02, 2024 04:00 PM (MoZTd)

363 "Bingo wings". They're called "bingo wings".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 02, 2024 04:00 PM (xG4kz)

Sorry, this lack of carbs has effected the memory.

Posted by: Donner Party at February 02, 2024 04:00 PM (MGqzM)

364 Its OK Happy. I got my hand back.

Posted by: Chubs, Playing the Piano at February 02, 2024 04:00 PM (Y0bPE)

365 If you go with a goat (or goats), here is a pro tip for keeping them contained.

1. Walk into the goat pen
2. Throw a bucket of water at the fence
3. Wherever the water got through, the goat will get through

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2024 04:01 PM (B2vkr)

366 But if it's a large property, maybe a walk behind isn't ideal.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 02, 2024 03:58 PM (Odg76)

A wide riding lawn mower will work on hills but you need to go up and back down, NEVER sideways! It is very terrain and landscaping dependent

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 02, 2024 04:01 PM (5kdlS)

367 I've got some hills. Steep enough that I don't let the help mow them.
I have a zero turn, and I go up and down... never sideways.

Posted by: MkY at February 02, 2024 04:01 PM (6XHLQ)

368 Scallopini:
Sliced thin, pounded flat, dredged in flour and pan fried. Usually a robust sauce, maybe wine based, mushrooms, etc.

Piccata:
Sliced thin, dredged in flour, sauteed in butter or oil.
Usually a citrus sauce, maybe capers.
Posted by: bonhomme

This is what I thought. Ive also had piccata(mostly chicken cutlets) were dipped i egg and had a thin bread crumb crust. Actually like that best. Have not been able to find tender veal cutlets anymore so not worth the big difference in price and pretty much only use thin sliced chicken.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 02, 2024 04:01 PM (t/2Uw)

369 If Ace invited me to a dinner party where the entree was veal scallopini, I'd attend with some trepidation, holding a kit bag of antibiotics and val-u-rite.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 02, 2024 04:01 PM (EEgXH)

370 Carl Weathers dressed for 8 games for the Raiders over 2 seasons. Wore number 49. Probably my favorite movie he was in is Predator. Arnold's best performance too imo

Posted by: steevy at February 02, 2024 04:02 PM (FQmDC)

371 Air strikes are happening in Syria.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 02, 2024 04:02 PM (63Dwl)

372 He was busy drinking water from a hoof print.
Posted by: JT at February 02, 2024 04:00 PM (T4tVD)
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If I ever meet any of you Texas waddies who hasn't drunk from a hoof track, I think I'll shake his hand and give him a Daniel Webster cigar.

Posted by: Reuben "Rooster" Cogburn at February 02, 2024 04:02 PM (0gvpA)

373 Shameless beg for info: What's the best kind of mower to get for a really steeply hilly property?

One with really big tires only on one side? OR a really cheap one you can release while it's running.

O.K, Seriously. As wide as you can get. They also sell weight kits. for them. It's not going to be cheap though.
Gravely makes some great mowers. Bring your wallet.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2024 04:03 PM (MGqzM)

374 Joe starts another war.

Posted by: steevy at February 02, 2024 04:03 PM (FQmDC)

375 >>I go up and down... never sideways.

Posted by: MkY at February 02, 2024 04:01 PM (6XHLQ)

Have it, Morons.

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2024 04:03 PM (yfepr)

376 Shameless beg for info: What's the best kind of mower to get for a really steeply hilly property?

Napalm.

Posted by: Lt. Col. Bill Kilgore at February 02, 2024 04:03 PM (5fDan)

377 Avoid a ZTR. They do very badly on grades. All the weight is in the back, so once they start sliding, there's no recovering.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

True dat!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 02, 2024 04:03 PM (5kdlS)

378 heh

Posted by: MkY at February 02, 2024 04:04 PM (6XHLQ)

379 You know who didn't start any wars? 45th president, orangeish guy...

Posted by: steevy at February 02, 2024 04:04 PM (FQmDC)

380 apologies to 165
Take a load off Fani
Take a load for free
and
and
you put the load right on Sweetdick Honeycum

Posted by: Not the Band at February 02, 2024 04:04 PM (31MG0)

381 It's never straight up and down.

Posted by: Wiggly World at February 02, 2024 04:05 PM (63Dwl)

382 370 Carl Weathers dressed for 8 games for the Raiders over 2 seasons. Wore number 49. Probably my favorite movie he was in is Predator. Arnold's best performance too imo
Posted by: steevy at February 02, 2024 04:02 PM (FQmDC)

Predator,
The only movie I can recall that has a good looking lady and a bunch of dudes, ZERO romance.

Posted by: Inogame at February 02, 2024 04:05 PM (53oGX)

383 379 You know who didn't start any wars? 45th president, orangeish guy...
Posted by: steevy

No wonder the liberals hate him!
Think of all the lost graft,
like teardrops in the rain!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 02, 2024 04:06 PM (5kdlS)

384 Now they say the explosions in Syria were NOT US air strikes!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 02, 2024 04:06 PM (63Dwl)

385 The only movie I can recall that has a good looking lady and a bunch of dudes, ZERO romance.
Posted by: Inogame

Alien?

Posted by: Movie Moron at February 02, 2024 04:07 PM (JCZqz)

386 382 Not a bit of girl bossing either

Posted by: steevy at February 02, 2024 04:07 PM (FQmDC)

387 Now they say the explosions in Syria were NOT US air strikes!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 02, 2024 04:06 PM (63Dwl)
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Syria just randomly blows up from time to time? That would explain a lot.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 02, 2024 04:07 PM (0gvpA)

388 384 Now they say the explosions in Syria were NOT US air strikes!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 02, 2024 04:06 PM (63Dwl)

Military Intelligence -- another myth exploded!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 02, 2024 04:07 PM (5kdlS)

389 Fake Gold Star Father Joe

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Stolen-Valor-by-Proxy (ICD-10 Code, Muldoon?), and not a single "JournOLister" or actual Gold Star Family member ever calls his pathological-lying ass out on it.

Fuck that asshole "Six Ways from Sunday."

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at February 02, 2024 04:07 PM (UTUUS)

390 385 Pretty much although there is a hint that Ripley and Dallas had a past

Posted by: steevy at February 02, 2024 04:08 PM (FQmDC)

391 Syria just randomly blows up from time to time? That would explain a lot.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

Do they have a lot of EVs?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 02, 2024 04:08 PM (JCZqz)

392 Shameless beg for info: What's the best kind of mower to get for a really steeply hilly property?

Mexicans. Although Guatemalans are good too for steeper hills.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2024 04:09 PM (W/lyH)

393 382
The only movie I can recall that has a good looking lady and a bunch of dudes, ZERO romance.‘

Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 02, 2024 04:09 PM (jbnUc)

394 Now they say the explosions in Syria were NOT US air strikes!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 02, 2024 04:06 PM (63Dwl)

Fart lighting ?

Posted by: JT at February 02, 2024 04:09 PM (T4tVD)

395 385 The only movie I can recall that has a good looking lady and a bunch of dudes, ZERO romance.
Posted by: Inogame

Alien?
Posted by: Movie Moron at February 02, 2024 04:07 PM (JCZqz)

Good one, been a long long time since I've seen it.
Might be a contender.

Probably get a bunch that I don't recall...
I think Predator sticks in my head because there is never even a hint of estrogen in the entire film.

Posted by: Inogame at February 02, 2024 04:09 PM (53oGX)

396 Israel has been blowing things up in Syria for awhile.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 02, 2024 04:10 PM (t/2Uw)

397 390 385 Pretty much although there is a hint that Ripley and Dallas had a past
Posted by: steevy

And during the meal scene, Parker looks at Lambert while saying he'd rather be eating something else...but Ripley is the only attractive woman in the film, so that doesn't count.

Posted by: Movie Moron at February 02, 2024 04:10 PM (JCZqz)

398 RIP, Chubbs. We will remember you.

Posted by: Axeman at February 02, 2024 04:10 PM (krQz2)

399 Now they say the explosions in Syria were NOT US air strikes!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 02, 2024 04:06 PM (63Dwl)

Fart lighting ?
Posted by: JT at February 02, 2024 04:09 PM (T4tVD)

Muzzie work accidents?

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 02, 2024 04:11 PM (BdMk6)

400 OT:

Via X

OSINTdefender
@sentdefender
A Senior U.S. Official has stated that the American-Led Air Campaign against the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps and Iranian-Backed Groups in Iraq and Syria is now Underway.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 02, 2024 04:11 PM (Q4IgG)

401 340 Devout Catholic Joe clearly has no one to nudge him in the direction of Heaven.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 02, 2024 03:56 PM (8Fdcq)

I'm not sure Joe is capable of making a good confession anymore.
You have to be compos mentis.

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at February 02, 2024 04:11 PM (jN2/U)

402 I think Predator sticks in my head because there is never even a hint of estrogen in the entire film.
Posted by: Inogame at February 02, 2024 04:09 PM (53oGX)
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Well, the characters were too busy trying not to get killed for any of that.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 02, 2024 04:11 PM (0gvpA)

403 Taylor Swift Special at KFC:
Two bony thighs, 2 small breasts & a left wing - $8.95.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2024 04:12 PM (uiWTm)

404 Vowing not to have sex with your employees sounds like an odd
promise to make. Of course you wouldn't, why say it, why bring it up?
Posted by: washrivergal at February 02, 2024 03:45 PM (7YG60)
++++
My best guess is that the prior DA was embroiled in a sex scandal.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2024 03:47 PM (B2vkr)
****
This is about us, isn't it.

Posted by: Peyton Place at February 02, 2024 04:12 PM (FSdPf)

405 I think Predator sticks in my head because there is never even a hint of estrogen in the entire film.
Posted by: Inogame

Dillon was a bit of a bitch for the first half, but redeemed himself at the end.

Posted by: Movie Moron at February 02, 2024 04:12 PM (JCZqz)

406 397 390 385 Pretty much although there is a hint that Ripley and Dallas had a past
Posted by: steevy

And during the meal scene, Parker looks at Lambert while saying he'd rather be eating something else...but Ripley is the only attractive woman in the film, so that doesn't count.
Posted by: Movie Moron at February 02, 2024 04:10 PM (JCZqz)

I suppose the story Hawkins tells about his girls snizz counts for something... romance however isn't it...

Posted by: Inogame at February 02, 2024 04:13 PM (53oGX)

407 I think Predator sticks in my head because there is never even a hint of estrogen in the entire film.
Posted by: Inogame at February 02, 2024 04:09 PM (53oGX)
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Well, the characters were too busy trying not to get killed for any of that.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

Poon is a distant second to staying alive.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2024 04:13 PM (uiWTm)

408 Joe starts another war.

Posted by: steevy at February 02, 2024 04:03 PM (FQmDC)

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It's Trump's fault.

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at February 02, 2024 04:13 PM (UTUUS)

409 402 I think Predator sticks in my head because there is never even a hint of estrogen in the entire film.
Posted by: Inogame at February 02, 2024 04:09 PM (53oGX)
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Well, the characters were too busy trying not to get killed for any of that.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 02, 2024 04:11 PM (0gvpA)

For sure.. but that's what makes it unique.

Posted by: Inogame at February 02, 2024 04:14 PM (53oGX)

410 Well, the characters were too busy trying not to get killed for any of that.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

Poon is a distant second to staying alive.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2024 04:13 PM

The sequal. Killers of the Flower Poon.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2024 04:14 PM (MGqzM)

411
nood something

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 02, 2024 04:14 PM (bEb2S)

412 There is also a line in the movie where Ripley asks Lambert she ever had sex with Ash. Ridley Scott has said he wanted to get across that sex was very casual

Posted by: steevy at February 02, 2024 04:14 PM (FQmDC)

413 Poon is a distant second to staying alive.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2024 04:13 PM (uiWTm)

I don't remember that verse in the BeeGees song....

Posted by: JT at February 02, 2024 04:15 PM (T4tVD)

414 Poon is a distant second to staying alive.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2024 04:13 PM (uiWTm)
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But afterwards, there's the "near-death experience sex."

Which I hear is better than "make-up sex."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 02, 2024 04:15 PM (0gvpA)

415 Well, the characters were too busy trying not to get killed for any of that.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

Poon is a distant second to staying alive.

-

Tell that to all those teens in horror movies

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at February 02, 2024 04:17 PM (fKIdX)

416 Taylor Swift Special at KFC:
Two bony thighs, 2 small breasts & a left wing - $8.95.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2024 04:12 PM (uiWTm)

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At least there aren't two nuggets included, yet ... so she's got that going for her.

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at February 02, 2024 04:17 PM (UTUUS)

417 "CashApp Cougar Fani Scallopini"

Really?? Thanks for nothing. Even if I were alive, I could never eat it again.

Posted by: Pavaratti's Ghost at February 02, 2024 04:17 PM (Eqssc)

418 Tell that to all those teens in horror movies

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at February 02, 2024 04:17 PM (fKIdX)

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LOL

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at February 02, 2024 04:18 PM (UTUUS)

419 353 Shameless beg for info: What's the best kind of mower to get for a really steeply hilly property?

Goats. Seriously.
End of season bonus: goat roast.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2024 03:59 PM (uiWTm)

Sheep will do the same thing, and you don't need to worry about them ending up in the next county.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at February 02, 2024 04:19 PM (Rbu5d)

420 Washington DC is #1 in per capital sales of sex toys.

Posted by: torabora at February 02, 2024 04:19 PM (FSdPf)

421 pro tip: rent the goats

Posted by: DOYLE at February 02, 2024 04:20 PM (Z8Yh2)

422 Vowing not to have sex with your employees sounds like an odd
promise to make. Of course you wouldn't, why say it, why bring it up?
Posted by: washrivergal

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at February 02, 2024 04:32 PM (ju2Fy)

423 Oops. Messed that up.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at February 02, 2024 04:33 PM (ju2Fy)

424 Israel has been blowing things up in Syria for awhile.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 02, 2024 04:10 PM (t/2Uw)
.......

and Israel is really pissed at Joe right now.

Posted by: wth at February 02, 2024 04:49 PM (v0R5T)

425 14 As an aside, did y'all see the Jack Smith case in D.C. has been removed from the docket?
With no fanfare. Huh

And...unexpectedly!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at February 02, 2024 05:12 PM (8Ta2Y)

426 If only the AG could bring RICO charges, for conspiracy to defraud the state, and denial of rights under color of law, for the corrupt prosecution of Trump, designed to enrich him and his cockholster.

Posted by: JD at February 02, 2024 05:16 PM (8FEe9)

427 14 As an aside, did y'all see the Jack Smith case in D.C. has been removed from the docket?
With no fanfare. Huh

The only question is, will Trump pounce on this issue, or seize it?

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at February 02, 2024 05:24 PM (8Ta2Y)

428 Jesus Ace, the titles on these posts are the stuff of legend. We need them collated for future generations.

Posted by: Strelnikov at February 02, 2024 05:24 PM (Jg3Pb)

429 Ok, late to this one today, but dude, I should've known better but I had just taken a sip of my Friday evening adult beverage and almost spit allover my screen when reading the headline.

Ace, I salute you sir. You're f'ng killing the Fani sh@t. Just. F'ng. Hilarious. Every post is murder. In a good way...

Posted by: Legioinvictus at February 02, 2024 06:14 PM (UEcmA)

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Posted by: grovel at February 03, 2024 06:56 AM (ivX0a)

431 Women everywhere debate whether they should or shouldn't have
anal sex with their boyfriend or husband. There was also a methodological finding in this study
concerning how questions about anal sex and anal intercourse are phrased.

76339601Is there a degenerate version of the program in pic related?
In fact the addition of Payza is not worth the admin’s while if he’s not planning to run the
program for a long time. A similar comparison is the dead arm feeling after falling asleep with
your arm over a chair arm or trapped under your body while drunk.
What about the operation we had just seen, launching missiles
under fire, and driving in a vehicle more than half a century
old over a field clogged with mud as more shells landed?
More veins are not present in penis, its just that you are noticing them now.

The global war élite, Yankeeland, Россия, Britain, France, and 中國 Zhōng Guó, have now further refined the
choreography of their nuclear-brat act.

Posted by: lesbians at February 05, 2024 10:06 AM (kDEn5)

432 Over the past several decades, most indigenous human rabies infections in the United
States have resulted from the bite of an infected bat (1), and
the bite was not reported in more than half of the cases (2).
Mexican free-tailed bats in Texas often carry
rabies virus. For two trainees, the series was discontinued
after the first dose when the two were reclassified
as at low risk in accordance with the criteria established (another trainee, with documented
previous receipt of rabies preexposure prophylaxis, received
2 vaccine doses and no human rabies immune globulin). The
investigative team facilitated ongoing and direct communication with the trainees,
training leaders, and local media to describe rabies transmission risk,
rationale for PEP, and expectations for injections.
However, currently some of the training squadrons inhabit new
buildings and some are housed in older buildings.

Careful adherence to current building codes likely is more than adequate to prevent bat
infestations in new buildings.

Posted by: gay sex at February 05, 2024 12:48 PM (z8Eu/)

433 Heya! I just wanted to ask if you ever have any problems with hackers?
My last blog (wordpress) was hacked and I ended up losing several weeks of hard work due to no data backup.

Do you have any methods to stop hackers?

Posted by: dental treatments at February 06, 2024 02:37 PM (EirTh)

434 The president has described Trump to longtime friends and close aides as a “sick fuck” who delights in others’ misfortunes, according to three people who have heard the president use the profane description
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More Fan stylei projection

Also probably not even a true account of Biden, just more bullshit persuasion imagery.

Posted by: ... at February 20, 2024 02:38 PM (oNgxs)

435 Fani style

Posted by: ... at February 20, 2024 02:38 PM (oNgxs)

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