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Yesterday I wrote that the DOJ knew that Hunter Biden's laptop was real since 2019, but "stayed silent" as their Deep State colleagues ran a disinformation psyop on the American public to rig an election.

I was wrong. The DOJ didn't "stay silent." They actively joined the treasonous disinformation campaign to rig an election.

I forgot all of this. Victoria Taft:

Knowing that the laptop's contents were legitimate, the FBI went to the Aspen Institute in June 2020 to trigger an information operation against the American people using legacy and social media members to convince people before an election that the laptop story was Russian disinformation. This is called a pre-bunk to propagandize the media and public that the Biden laptop was a Russian "hack-and-dump" operation.

The FBI convinced social media to censor the laptop story before the 2020 election. After Donald Trump's loss, approximately 17% of Americans said they would have changed their vote had they known the laptop was real, according to at least one poll.

That Russian disinformation operation was used to censor American media, including the nation's oldest newspaper, the New York Post, which broke the laptop story, and other sites like PJ Media to stop the story from getting out.

The FBI's information operation against the American people censored news to the American people to change or at least tamper with the results of an American election.

...

Marco Polo's report on the Hunter Biden Laptop concludes that the FBI agents tasked with running the information operation against the American people were "the tip of the spear" of the Bureau's information operation against the American people. Whistleblowers have told U.S. senators that "FBI HQ Supervisory Intelligence (SIA) Brian Auten and Assistant Special Agent in Charge (ASAC) of the Washington Field Office (WFO) were the so-called 'tip of the FBI spear' in D.C. handling the Biden Laptop slow-walk operation." Auten "assessed" that the laptop was Russian disinformation and the Justice Department took this guy's word for it.

More at the link.

2023 was the deadliest overdose year on record for the shithole city of San Francisco.

Fentanyl accounted for most of the 806 deaths, followed by meth and cocaine. Thirty-seven people died from Xylazine, an adulterant known as "tranq" that Chinese suppliers sell cheaply by the kilogram in powdered form, and which is commonly mixed with fentanyl, cocaine, and heroin. Its side effects include rotting flesh that could require limb amputations. Forty-two people overdosed on Bromazolam, another increasingly common street drug that causes dizziness, drowsiness and amnesia.

These numbers shatter San Francisco's previous record of 726 deaths in 2020, when the city was shuttered under some of the nation's strictest COVID-19 lockdowns. The spike comes after Gov. Gavin Newsom (D.) and Mayor London Breed (D.) made the city's drug crisis a political priority, with Newsom sending in the state's national guard and highway patrol to try to stymie fentanyl trafficking. In October, he announced an anti-opioid task force for San Francisco.

Task forces solve everything.

Biden allowed fake asylum seekers to apply for their fake asylum without having to go to an embassy. It just took a few clicks on a website.

Illegals are ignoring the website because, under Biden, it's easier to get asylum by just walking through the open borders and getting your asylum hearing date (for eight years from now).

"Why wait to be scheduled for an interview to come over when you can immediately cross, surrender to Border Patrol, and get stamped with a court date in the next decade?" a senior Department of Homeland Security official, who spoke on the condition of anonymity, told the Free Beacon.

The evil persecution of Hero Marine Daniel Penny continues.

A New York City judge has denied a motion brought forth by attorneys for US Marine veteran Daniel Penny to dismiss the charges against him stemming from an incident on a New York City subway in 2023 in which Penny subdued mentally ill homeless man Jordan Neely, leading to the man's death.

According to NBC 4, The judge ordered Penny to return to court in late March, and his trial is expected to start in the fall.

The 24-year-old has pleaded not guilty to second-degree manslaughter and criminally negligent homicide.

On May 1, 2023, Penny placed Neely in a headlock, with the motion stating that Neely's behavior on the train had been "insanely threatening."

I'm just going to point out that I, along with millions of other men, respond to incentives, and if I'm on a subway and a woman is being raped, I'm letting it happen. I will not put my neck into Alvin Bragg's Racist Guillotine. I have put myself into physical danger to stop a crime before. I will not do so in the shithole cities. If they have decided that crime is legal, I will abide their judgment, as I am a law-abiding citizen.

Your WEF leadership cadre, ladies and gentlemen. All races and cultures are gathered to impose a dehumanizing Marxist monoculture on the world.

You may remember this performance from last year, with Special Guest Crackhead:

nowmolaramwillruledeworld.jpg


You may have already seen Joe Biden swooping in for a sniff on a girl who was plainly not into it.

The authorities were involved:

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:10 PM




Comments

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1 Time machine fired up?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 18, 2024 06:10 PM (TpxpJ)

2 Time for another FBI spinoff on CBS?

Posted by: huerfano at January 18, 2024 06:12 PM (Q4KYm)

3 Newsom started a task force? But there's been no blue ribbon panel, no deep dive statistical analysis, no think tank and no "experts". Without those how can a task force possibly succeed

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 18, 2024 06:15 PM (/Mbcg)

4 I'm just going to point out that I, along with millions of other men, respond to incentives, and if I'm on a subway and a woman is being raped, I'm letting it happen. I will not put my neck into Alvin Bragg's Racist Guillotine.

I landed here more than a year ago. It sucks, but society has made it impossible to defend others without risking your own freedom, and that includes a whole lot of so-called conservatives who want to flyspeck every instance of self-defense or defense of another for absolute compliance with the letter of the law under the most rhadamanthine interpretation possible. I'll defend myself or loved ones, but everyone else is on their own.

Posted by: I'm not going to jail for strangers at January 18, 2024 06:16 PM (L81HX)

5 If an FBI agent asked me the time of day I wouldn't say a word.

Posted by: ballistic at January 18, 2024 06:17 PM (oqH4h)

6 Simpler reason Illegals don't use the Ap.... to use it the Government would have a record of their phone number.

If they just get a piece of paper at the border, Gov has no idea how to recontact them when they don't show up in 8 years.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 18, 2024 06:17 PM (xaFKb)

7 I'll defend myself or loved ones, but everyone else is on their own.
Posted by: I'm not going to jail for strangers at January 18, 2024 06:16 PM (L81HX)

They have enforced tribalism on our Country.... and my Tribe has gotten very very small.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 18, 2024 06:18 PM (xaFKb)

8 PUEBLO, Colo. (AP) — A man suspected of killing a woman in Colorado had a severed hand in his pocket when he was arrested, according to police.

Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2024 06:18 PM (geLO8)

9 Yeah, but what if he's right?

@Breaking911 10m
Connecticut Man Allegedly Digs Up Neighbor’s Yard, Claims They’re Pirates

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 18, 2024 06:19 PM (IG4Id)

10 hmmm...relatively early after reading the content and watching stupid people perform stupid performance dance

Posted by: DanMan at January 18, 2024 06:20 PM (8uzBS)

11 I'm just going to point out that I, along with millions of other men, respond to incentives, and if I'm on a subway and a woman is being raped, I'm letting it happen. I will not put my neck into Alvin Bragg's Racist Guillotine.
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This is the main reason in the coming years for everyone nominally on "our side" to make sure that they don't live in a jurisdiction predominately ruled by leftists. You have no chance at justice in the eventuality that you have to use force to protect your own life or the life of someone you love.

Kyle Rittenhouse barely escaped with his life and his freedom, and his trial wasn't being held in a major blue city full of lunatic libs. If you are Team Freedom and still live in one of these places, you're fucking insane.

Posted by: ballistic at January 18, 2024 06:20 PM (oqH4h)

12
I wish the w e f would get a few natives from the sentinel islands to bless their proceedings

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at January 18, 2024 06:20 PM (mvAZ0)

13 The WEF performer will likely be Biden's guest at the SOTU.

Along with a tranny and Hamas supporter.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at January 18, 2024 06:21 PM (+6273)

14 I'm thinking about asking my local sheriff where all the FBI scrunts live in my county.

Posted by: DanMan at January 18, 2024 06:22 PM (8uzBS)

15 "What will you do on the day of reckoning, when disaster comes from afar? To whom will you run for help? Where will you leave your riches?"

Isaiah 10:3

Posted by: Marcus T at January 18, 2024 06:23 PM (OZtA4)

16 Tell Hamas that the WEF participants are all jews.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 18, 2024 06:23 PM (kSHhA)

17 From quick tits to quick nips

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 18, 2024 06:24 PM (vnSn7)

18 Kali Ma!

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2024 06:24 PM (RVloE)

19 >>PUEBLO, Colo. (AP) — A man suspected of killing a woman in Colorado had a severed hand in his pocket when he was arrested, according to police.


He had one hand in his pocket and the other was giving a Peace sign?

Posted by: Alanis M at January 18, 2024 06:25 PM (RVloE)

20 That last photo is the high priest from Temple Of Doom, no?

Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2024 06:25 PM (geLO8)

21 "So do not fear, for I am with you; do not be dismayed, for I am your God. I will strengthen you and help you; I will uphold you with my righteous right hand."

Isaiah 41:10

Posted by: Marcus T at January 18, 2024 06:26 PM (OZtA4)

22 ace didya see from libs of tiktok the vid of the ceo of united doing a very gross drag performance?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 18, 2024 06:26 PM (vnSn7)

23 I'm just going to point out that I, along with millions of other men, respond to incentives, and if I'm on a subway and a woman is being raped, I'm letting it happen. I will not put my neck into Alvin Bragg's Racist Guillotine.

Honestly ? Depends. If she's wearing the normal White Knight Virtue Shit ? I'll let some other dude take the fall.

If she's not ? Then I'll take one for the team. Not so much for her, as for myself.

Posted by: Questions at January 18, 2024 06:26 PM (1/cvT)

24 People often go around with hands in pockets, but it's usually their own hands

Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2024 06:26 PM (geLO8)

25 PUEBLO, Colo. (AP) — A man suspected of killing a woman in Colorado had a severed hand in his pocket when he was arrested, according to police.
Posted by: Don Black
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Prestidigitation or legerdemain?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2024 06:27 PM (XeU6L)

26 Hahahaha....what the fuck was that broad doing up there?

Wonder if she went commando under her get up.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 18, 2024 06:27 PM (R/m4+)

27 PUEBLO, Colo. (AP) — A man suspected of killing a woman in Colorado had a severed hand in his pocket when he was arrested, according to police.

Well, who can't use an extra hand?

Posted by: and here we go again.... at January 18, 2024 06:28 PM (SNVFk)

28 >>People often go around with hands in pockets, but it's usually their own hands


I only put my Pocket Fisherman in my pocket!

Posted by: One Satisfied Customer at January 18, 2024 06:28 PM (RVloE)

29 >>Prestidigitation or legerdemain?

Posted by: Mike Hammer


amputation traumatique

Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2024 06:29 PM (geLO8)

30 Cocoa Nibs taste terrible. It's the only form of chocolate that I hate and I don't mind near 100% cocoa chocolate bars. Just something about the nibs reminds me of the taste of stomach acid.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 18, 2024 06:29 PM (Y6IkP)

31 That last photo is the high priest from Temple Of Doom, no?
Posted by: Don Black

Yes, it's Mola Ram.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 18, 2024 06:29 PM (IG4Id)

32 Rebel News @RebelNewsOnline
“COVID bank account stealer" Sean Strickland (@SStricklandMMA) slams Canadian media, Trudeau and Gender Ideology.

The UFC champion was not shy about sharing his opinion on a number of contentious issues ahead of a UFC event this weekend.

MORE: https://rebelne.ws/48VaS97

http://tinyurl.com/ytv9kuj3
6:51 minutes; longer interview segment than earlier one.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 18, 2024 06:29 PM (2yu8s)

33 22 here it is

x.com/libsoftiktok/status/
1747953008225521757

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 18, 2024 06:29 PM (vnSn7)

34 Are they sure it wasn't just a Monkey Paw?

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2024 06:29 PM (RVloE)

35 #32 LANGUAGE NOT SAFE FOR WORK

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 18, 2024 06:30 PM (2yu8s)

36 "Nibs"? I read Nips. Go figure.

Posted by: and here we go again.... at January 18, 2024 06:30 PM (SNVFk)

37 PUEBLO, Colo. (AP) — A man suspected of killing a woman in Colorado had a severed hand in his pocket when he was arrested, according to police.

Well, who can't use an extra hand?
Posted by: and here we go again.... at January 18, 2024 06:28 PM (SNVFk)

*Zaphod Beeblebrox nods knowingly*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at January 18, 2024 06:30 PM (T/Lqj)

38 I am absolutely convinced the WEF got punked on this. Somewhere a group is laughing their asses off.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2024 06:30 PM (W/lyH)

39 The IC is a client of the State and the State is the protector of the IC.

Buttsex and reacharounds galore.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2024 06:30 PM (krQz2)

40 >I'm just going to point out that I, along with millions of other men, respond to incentives, and if I'm on a subway and a woman is being raped, I'm letting it happen.
Glad to see you keep embracing you inner sociopath Ace. Really letting it all out now. Let them die right?

Posted by: Jason at January 18, 2024 06:31 PM (yS8bt)

41 >> I am absolutely convinced the WEF got punked on this. Somewhere a group is laughing their asses off.


The Mandela Funeral Sign Language Guy might just have lost his Title.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2024 06:31 PM (RVloE)

42 I am absolutely convinced the WEF got punked on this. Somewhere a group is laughing their asses off.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2024 06:30 PM (W/lyH)

Yup. They must be red faced.

Posted by: and here we go again.... at January 18, 2024 06:31 PM (SNVFk)

43 Oversight Committee @GOPoversight 1h
🚨Comer & Jordan Statement on Hunter Biden Deposition
“Hunter Biden will appear before our committees for a deposition on February 28, 2024. His deposition will come after several interviews with Biden family members and associates. We look forward to Hunter Biden’s testimony.”

As part of the impeachment inquiry of President Joe Biden, the Committees on Oversight and Accountability and Judiciary will conduct transcribed interviews with several Biden family members and associates in the coming weeks. The Committees are continuing to work with James Biden’s attorney to schedule his appearance.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 18, 2024 06:31 PM (2yu8s)

44 @9

>>@Breaking911 10m
Connecticut Man Allegedly Digs Up Neighbor’s Yard, Claims They’re Pirates

I blame this on the Lagina Brothers.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 18, 2024 06:31 PM (XV/Pl)

45 Somebody clipped the rear quarter of my vehicle this morning, tearing off the bottom quarter panel. They didn't stop. Pretty sure they work at same company I do

Posted by: A dude in MI at January 18, 2024 06:31 PM (/6GbT)

46 OD:

I had some medical fentanyal for a procedure the other day. Wow. I can see how you could get addicted to the stuff. I don't have an addictive personality but even days later I was thinking about the stuff

Posted by: Beartooth at January 18, 2024 06:32 PM (5FnZt)

47 Connecticut Man Allegedly Digs Up Neighbor’s Yard, Claims They’re Pirates

I blame this on the Lagina Brothers.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 18, 2024 06:31 PM (XV/Pl)
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I hope they paid him for his labor! Bloody Capitalists--owning land!!

Posted by: Marx at January 18, 2024 06:33 PM (krQz2)

48 That last photo is the high priest from Temple Of Doom, no?
Posted by: Don Black

He just wants to date me.
- Cait Capshaw

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 18, 2024 06:33 PM (3CCua)

49 If we only had a camera in the back rooms at Davos

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2024 06:34 PM (fwDg9)

50 Biden and Blinken are trying (but I think failing) to run a Color Revolution scenario on Netanyahu today.

Mossad Commentary@MOSSADil2h
Biden's associates advised him: "Declare that you have lost faith in Netanyahu, he is dragging the war on"

These calls for Netanyahu to resign first showed up on NBC two days ago, now they are being pushed by faithful operatives on all social media outlets. It is clearly a very coordinated and well scripted campaign, run by a central authority (In DC of course) They want Netanyahu to resign and and a new Peace PM to immediately call a cease fire and negotiate to put Hamas back in power along with the PA (Blinken actually said that in public)

Netanyahu told them to go fuck themselves, which is why they're now trying to see if they can get rid of him. I don't think it will work; I don't think Israelis are ready to sacrifice themselves on the Altar of Joe's failing political hopes.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 18, 2024 06:34 PM (i9ffA)

51 This is the state of absolute insanity happening at our airports. I’m in the Pre-TSA line, where migrants don’t have to have an ID to get through security and it’s their choice whether they want their picture taken.

https://t.co/VQubxLgY9E

Posted by: Ciampino - Don't know? at January 18, 2024 06:34 PM (qfLjt)

52 Oversight Committee @GOPoversight 1h
🚨Comer & Jordan Statement on Hunter Biden Deposition
“Hunter Biden will appear before our committees for a deposition on February 28, 2024. His deposition will come after several interviews with Biden family members and associates. We look forward to Hunter Biden’s testimony.”
---
Fatherly love is love! Bigots!

(Just ask Ashley.)

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2024 06:34 PM (krQz2)

53 That last photo is the high priest from Temple Of Doom, no?
Posted by: Don Black

He just wants to date me.
- Cait Capshaw
Posted by: BifBewalski

Indyyyyy
INNDYYYYY

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 18, 2024 06:34 PM (vnSn7)

54 Glad to see you keep embracing you inner sociopath Ace. Really letting it all out now. Let them die right?

Ten years ago ? You're only problem would have been that you are late. And honestly ? I only comment on you because all the old school, defend all women dudes are quiet now. I can rattle of the names. I'd love to.

Shall we go on ? About denying modern women the outcome they desire ?

Posted by: Questions at January 18, 2024 06:35 PM (1/cvT)

55 Deadliest OD year ever in San Fran?

Never have I heard such shocking and appalling news that I cared so little about.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at January 18, 2024 06:35 PM (os8zY)

56 The counterpart to Ace's rule is if something happens and I do feel compelled to act there's no limits on what I'd do because the consequence would be the same. Why even bother holding back?

Posted by: banana Dream at January 18, 2024 06:36 PM (Y6IkP)

57 I had some medical fentanyal for a procedure the other day. Wow. I can see how you could get addicted to the stuff. I don't have an addictive personality but even days later I was thinking about the stuff
Posted by: Beartooth
___________

Versed and Propofol are nice too. Almost makes the colonoscopy worth it.

Posted by: Fist Rockbone at January 18, 2024 06:36 PM (Dm8we)

58 They're going to do Spirit cooking right on the stage next year aren't they.

I keep going back to Lewis' that hideous strength where the Science Religionists get interwoven with the Occult.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 18, 2024 06:36 PM (m88bE)

59 I think San Fran should be allowed to hand out all the Fent and Tranq for free to anyone who wants it. NO NARCANN THOUGH. I would call that a self correcting problem.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 18, 2024 06:36 PM (i9ffA)

60 Indyyyyy
INNDYYYYY

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 18, 2024 06:34 PM (vnSn7)
---
Docta Jones!
Docta Jones!

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2024 06:37 PM (krQz2)

61 New Orleans' Dem Mayor LaToya Cantrell faces FBI probe over cozy relationship with her bodyguard whose wife dumped him over 'affair' after footage showed them spending HOURS together in city-owned apartment during work days

https://mol.im/a/12976333

Posted by: Ciampino - Apply directly to the fore.... at January 18, 2024 06:37 PM (qfLjt)

62 >>Posted by: Tom Servo at January 18, 2024 06:36 PM (i9ffA)


I think Narcan should be a strictly One and Done scenario.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2024 06:37 PM (RVloE)

63 Biden allowed fake asylum seekers to apply for their fake asylum without having to go to an embassy. It just took a few clicks on a website.
---------
And photos not required:

‘There Is A Plan To Destroy America’: TSA Sign Says Migrants Without ID Can Choose Not To Have Photo Taken When Entering U.S.

A photo taken from Miami International Airport showed a notice from the Transportation Security Administration indicating that migrants entering the U.S. at the airport did not have to supply a photo or have their photo taken in order to enter the country.

http://tinyurl.com/4jmyjzsy
Daily Wire

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 18, 2024 06:38 PM (2yu8s)

64 The counterpart to Ace's rule is if something happens and I do feel compelled to act there's no limits on what I'd do because the consequence would be the same. Why even bother holding back?

Posted by: banana Dream at January 18, 2024 06:36 PM (Y6IkP)

That's the trick. And that's the part that honestly fucks Republican Men.

You simply can't sit back, and let people suffer. Even when they choose to suffer. Simple as that.

Posted by: Questions at January 18, 2024 06:38 PM (1/cvT)

65 Glad to see you keep embracing you inner sociopath Ace. Really letting it all out now. Let them die right?


And the Point sails majestically over Jason's head.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 18, 2024 06:39 PM (rRMBj)

66 I had some medical fentanyal for a procedure the other day. Wow. I can see how you could get addicted to the stuff. I don't have an addictive personality but even days later I was thinking about the stuff

Posted by: Beartooth at January 18, 2024 06:32 PM (5FnZt)

Gave that stuff my skinny little brother in law in the hospital. It made him go batshit crazy and gave him retard strength. Took a few big murses to restrain him.

Posted by: and here we go again.... at January 18, 2024 06:40 PM (SNVFk)

67 It is rather amazing to see DC start to panic after Trump's big win in the Iowa caucuses; I think they had convinced themselves that it really wasn't going to happen. The Panic isn't a good thing, this is why they're trying to make Israel surrender when they're on the verge of winning.

A very sad sign that Hamas is cornered; Israel recovered 21 hostages bodies today, no live ones. As the IDF closes in, Hamas is starting to execute all the remaining hostages. No world if any of the American hostages are still alive; of course Biden doesn't give a fuck.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 18, 2024 06:40 PM (i9ffA)

68 Near my office is an old newspaper box with packets of narcan. It's mostly empty.

So much for the white-bread world of Fort Collins.

*spins up that old Animals song*

We gotta get outta this place

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at January 18, 2024 06:40 PM (T/Lqj)

69 I dunno "Questions"...If I see a woman being raped right in front of me, I'm going to stop it however I need to. I guess I'm just a simp though yeah? Not cool like you internet tough guys. You're becoming what you hate and don't even care anymore.

Posted by: Jason at January 18, 2024 06:40 PM (yS8bt)

70 by: A dude in MI at

..


Are there cameras recording out there?

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at January 18, 2024 06:40 PM (+6273)

71 Kali-Ma
Kali-MA!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 18, 2024 06:40 PM (WVAwc)

72 >And the Point sails majestically over Jason's head.
The point is that the DOJ and government has successfully intimidated you into being a passive complicit witness to rape, same as how Chinese do nothing when someone gets hit by a car right in front of them. And instead of feeling ashamed about this, you feel smug about it.

Posted by: Jason at January 18, 2024 06:41 PM (yS8bt)

73 I dunno "Questions"...If I see a woman being raped right in front of me, I'm going to stop it however I need to. I guess I'm just a simp though yeah.

Yes. You are. She's not going to thank you for it, over half the time now. You are, indeed, a simp.

Posted by: Questions at January 18, 2024 06:41 PM (1/cvT)

74 Joke must be getting paid by the head now.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2024 06:42 PM (DIpmr)

75 Quick responses:

"the DOJ knew that Hunter Biden's laptop was real since 2019"
Me too. I'm not retarded.

"2023 was the deadliest overdose year on record for the shithole city of San Francisco."
Deadliest? How about 'most successful?' This is by design.

"Biden allowed fake asylum seekers to apply for their fake asylum without having to go to an embassy. It just took a few clicks on a website."
They're not seeking asylum. They're more American than you are. Your own government says so every day, in every way.

"The evil persecution of Hero Marine Daniel Penny continues."
It's not persecution. Michael Jackson impersonating crackheads are more important to our society than combat veterans.

"All races and cultures are gathered to impose a dehumanizing Marxist monoculture on the world."
They are there to dress it up. White Leftists impose it.

"You may have already seen Joe Biden swooping in for a sniff on a girl who was plainly not into it."
Joe Biden is our avuncular father figure. If she doesn't love his snuggles, she's the traitor, and so are you.

I hope that covers everything.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 18, 2024 06:42 PM (0FoWg)

76 Would it be considered crossing the streams if somebody were to get Newsom's Task Force SWATTED by the local PD?

Our crack team of elite operatives and experts at Homeland Security would surely never allow that to happen, but hypothetically? Might be a good storyline for a thriller, fiction-type novel or blockbuster Hollywood production.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 18, 2024 06:42 PM (J3ryZ)

77 That was smugly said, internet tough guy Jason. Well done.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 18, 2024 06:43 PM (rRMBj)

78 First rule of Yankee Land is when out and about keep your head down and ignore all that is going around you and do not get involved.

Second rule of Yankee Land is...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 18, 2024 06:43 PM (R/m4+)

79 by: Jason at January 18, 2024 06:40 PM (yS8bt)

70 by: A dude in MI at

..


Are there cameras recording out there

Our company has multiple buildings and one is right on the corner of where it happened. Police were going to contact security and see if it showed. I suggested person was on 3rd shift and they could cruise the parking lot tonight if they were bored

Posted by: A dude in MI at January 18, 2024 06:43 PM (/6GbT)

80 I blame this on the Lagina Brothers.

Posted by: Thomas Bender

Next he'll drain his neighbor's septic tank and send over a limey with a metal detector.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at January 18, 2024 06:43 PM (hCzfy)

81 Posted by: banana Dream at January 18, 2024 06:36 PM (Y6IkP)

That's the trick. And that's the part that honestly fucks Republican Men.

You simply can't sit back, and let people suffer. Even when they choose to suffer. Simple as that.
Posted by: Questions at January 18, 2024 06:38 PM (1/cvT)

Logical consequences - in that kind of society, if you have to take out the criminal, then you have to take out anyone who comes asking questions about it later.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 18, 2024 06:44 PM (i9ffA)

82 So where are all the bleeding hearts? In the 60s in Kenya's bad drought there was a worldwide campaign 'Serengeti Shall Not Die' to truck water to the waterholes and it worked on the whole.
The gentle giants killed by devastating Zimbabwe drought: Calfs lie dead after more than 160 elephants die as a result of devastating conditions - and it's feared more will follow

https://mol.im/a/12977971

Posted by: Ciampino - A good cause for PETA? at January 18, 2024 06:44 PM (qfLjt)

83 9 I think San Fran should be allowed to hand out all the Fent and Tranq for free to anyone who wants it. NO NARCANN THOUGH. I would call that a self correcting problem.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 18, 2024 06:36 PM (i9ffA)

THIS. Offer therapy. Those that get clean great. The rest go away.

Posted by: and here we go again.... at January 18, 2024 06:44 PM (SNVFk)

84 Texas transportation company sues Chicago for migrant bus restrictions. The lawsuit filed by Irving-based Wynne Transportation earlier this month accuses the city of violating federal and state law with its restrictions on what Mayor Brandon Johnson’s administration has referred to as “rogue buses.”

Unless someone has evidence that migrants were forcibly put on the buses, I don't see the legal basis for restricting their movements.

how about fraudulently? Do you think it’s ok that people are being lied to about the facts surrounding their destinations by Texas government officials and their proxies?

Once we give people permission to be in the country awaiting their immigration hearings, they are free to travel. If the issue is that we cannot support letting in 10,000 homeless migrants per day, then that is a conversation we need to have with congress/the current administration with regards to stopping them before they enter. all cities must be expected to support them, not say out of one side of our mouth "let them in, we support migrants" while out of the other "just don't send those busses to my city NIMBY."

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 18, 2024 06:44 PM (ycI94)

85 >>>Quick Nibs

A Nib is just a Hit wannabe.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 18, 2024 06:44 PM (klJTj)

86 Speaking of Temple of Doom, I saw somebody do a sort of expose on how repetitive everybody shouting other characters' names as a single line of dialog there is in that movie.

Dialog's worst day.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2024 06:47 PM (krQz2)

87 a nib is the tip of a fountain pen

Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2024 06:47 PM (geLO8)

88 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 18, 2024 06:44 PM (ycI94)

In the end there they sure sounded like what those MAGA lovers have been saying for decades - enforce the rules.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 18, 2024 06:47 PM (eoQWY)

89 Logical consequences - in that kind of society, if you have to take out the criminal, then you have to take out anyone who comes asking questions about it later.

Or you let people get what they ask for ... good and hard. Which is another problem with Republican Men. You just can't do that. You feel the need to run in and fix it.

Posted by: Questions at January 18, 2024 06:47 PM (1/cvT)

90 >>>20 That last photo is the high priest from Temple Of Doom, no?

Soon Kali Mal will rule de world!

Posted by: Mola Ram at January 18, 2024 06:47 PM (KRtlO)

91 San Fran made their bed, let them lay in it

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2024 06:48 PM (fwDg9)

92 >> Speaking of Temple of Doom

it's not a good movie
Kate Capshaw is nice to look at, but that's about it

Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2024 06:48 PM (geLO8)

93 51 This is the state of absolute insanity happening at our airports. I’m in the Pre-TSA line, where migrants don’t have to have an ID to get through security and it’s their choice whether they want their picture taken.

https://t.co/VQubxLgY9E
Posted by: Ciampino - Don't know? at January 18, 2024 06:34 PM (qfLjt)

THEY HATE YOU.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 18, 2024 06:48 PM (8sMut)

94 >Yes. You are. She's not going to thank you for it, over half the time now. You are, indeed, a simp.
Okay, well I don't argue with sociopaths so have a good day.

Posted by: Jason at January 18, 2024 06:48 PM (yS8bt)

95 Joke must be getting paid by the head now.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2024 06:42 PM (DIpmr)
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Kamala or Joe?

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2024 06:48 PM (krQz2)

96 >>a nib is the tip of a fountain pen


It is also a tiny licorice bit.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2024 06:49 PM (RVloE)

97 Catchy phrase:

Disclose.tv @disclosetv 5h
NOW - Netanyahu: "In the future, the state of Israel has to control the entire area from the river to the sea."

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 18, 2024 06:50 PM (2yu8s)

98 Better San Fran burns down in crime and filth and everyone sees it before they fall into this

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2024 06:50 PM (fwDg9)

99 I can't believe they didn't have a sign language interpreter for the WEF pygmy.

Fuckin' white colonizers, man.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 18, 2024 06:50 PM (woPEM)

100 Speaking of Temple of Doom

it's not a good movie
Kate Capshaw is nice to look at, but that's about it
Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2024 06:48 PM (geLO
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I give it that it was fun to watch--visually. But there were too many too broad moments, even though it was a good carnival ride.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2024 06:50 PM (krQz2)

101 "That was smugly said, internet tough guy Jason. Well done."
You have no other response because you know I'm right and are ashamed...or should be. "I will allow a woman to be raped right in front of me and do nothing because the government might persecute me for it." Imagine any of the 1776 guys saying something this unfathomably pathetic.

Posted by: Jason at January 18, 2024 06:50 PM (yS8bt)

102 >>>Glad to see you keep embracing you inner sociopath Ace. Really letting it all out now. Let them die right?

so says a soi bitch who has never even thought of intervening to stop a crime. It's all theoretical for sunken chest Charley here.

The state is prosecuting people for intervening. I will defer to the almighty state. I'm not saving someone just to be the next white scalp a Soros DA collects.

Posted by: ace at January 18, 2024 06:50 PM (KRtlO)

103 Okay, well I don't argue with sociopaths so have a good day.

Blah. I'm sure you don't agree with Conspiracy Theorists, or Global Warming Deniers, or any other phrase that means "Shut Up" in your head.

FWIW - I've been called all of them by the Right Wing as well. Kick in Tin Foil Hat. That's always good.

Posted by: Questions at January 18, 2024 06:50 PM (1/cvT)

104 Speaking of Temple of Doom

it's not a good movie
Kate Capshaw is nice to look at, but that's about it
Posted by: Don Black at

I suspect there are mosques in Gaza that should be turned into temples of boom.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 18, 2024 06:51 PM (kSHhA)

105 31 That last photo is the high priest from Temple Of Doom, no?
Posted by: Don Black

Yes, it's Mola Ram.

dodge ram > mola ram

Posted by: anachronda at January 18, 2024 06:51 PM (v3pYe)

106 Jason's a fag

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 18, 2024 06:51 PM (0FoWg)

107 >>>Soon Kali Mal will rule de world!

Posted by: Mola Ram

>Wasn't Jones named after the dog? Kali Mal was always a bench warmer compared to Thulsa Doom.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 18, 2024 06:51 PM (J3ryZ)

108 Where is the DU and what have you done with them? Crikey that was sane

Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2024 06:52 PM (DIpmr)

109 >Blah. I'm sure you don't agree with Conspiracy Theorists, or Global Warming Deniers, or any other phrase that means "Shut Up" in your head.
Let me change the subject to other things so we can stop talking about how I just said that anyone who intervenes when a woman is being raped in front of them is a simp. Wtf does that have to do with global warming bullshit?

Posted by: Jason at January 18, 2024 06:52 PM (yS8bt)

110 Government spending bill passed Senate 77-18.

Speaker Nancy Johnson will now sail it through the House.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at January 18, 2024 06:52 PM (+6273)

111 Oh, I should mention this story, too. I know at least one or two of you frequent posters will have some canal digging ideas.

Oklahoma Republican files bill to ban 'furries' from school. Republican state Rep. Justin Humphrey filed HB 3084 in the Oklahoma Legislature. The bill promises to target “Students who purport to be an imaginary animal or animal species, or who engage in anthropomorphic behavior commonly referred to as furries at school.”

Back in 2021, he made headlines for sponsoring a bill demanding Oklahoma’s Wildlife Conservation Commission establish an official hunting season (with permits and all) for … Bigfoot.

...bigoted dunderheads like Rep. Lauren Boebert and media personalities like Joe Rogan, who claimed schools needed to stock kitty litter for children who identified as animals, or “furries.” The real origin of the kitty-litter-in-schools mythology is very dark. In fact, it is so dark it reads like a condemnation of right-wing policies...

Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 18, 2024 06:52 PM (ycI94)

112 Catchy phrase:

Disclose.tv @disclosetv 5h
NOW - Netanyahu: "In the future, the state of Israel has to control the entire area from the river to the sea."
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 18, 2024 06:50 PM (2yu8s)
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Interesting reverse psychology. If the Israelis start chanting that they will control Israel "from the river to the sea" will the Palis give it up because that phrase has now been "tainted" by the Jews?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 18, 2024 06:52 PM (BpYfr)

113 >>>it's not a good movie

I used to not like it but it was the only one of the three I hadn't seen 1000 times. So about five years ago I started watching it. I like it. yes it's flawed, but it's got some really great stuff (collapsing room, mine cart, giant vampire bats, opening sequence).

I like it because it's relatively fresh to me. I've seen Last Crusade so many times I just can't watch it anymore.

Posted by: ace at January 18, 2024 06:52 PM (KRtlO)

114 >Jason's a fag
oh noes! i got called a name!

Posted by: Jason at January 18, 2024 06:53 PM (yS8bt)

115 Has Pierre Delecto spoken a single word about Biden's corruption and creepiness?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 18, 2024 06:54 PM (kSHhA)

116 oh the seduction scene in Temple of Doom is fun too

also, as Mike Stoklasa notes, it has outstanding racial stereotypes

Posted by: ace at January 18, 2024 06:54 PM (KRtlO)

117 Who the fuck is named Jason anyway?

Is this Fagmare on Fag Street?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 18, 2024 06:54 PM (0FoWg)

118 113 I like it because it's relatively fresh to me. I've seen Last Crusade so many times I just can't watch it anymore.


hello, sailor!

Posted by: kingdom of the crystal skull at January 18, 2024 06:54 PM (v3pYe)

119 racial caricatures more than stereotypes.

Posted by: ace at January 18, 2024 06:55 PM (KRtlO)

120 Has Pierre Delecto spoken a single word about Biden's corruption and creepiness?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 18, 2024 06:54 PM (kSHhA)
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That would be a breach of decorum.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2024 06:55 PM (krQz2)

121 Jason's a fag

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 18, 2024 06:51 PM (0FoWg)

I really don't think so. I think he's a simp. And he's here because the assumption is all conservatives are simps.

It's not a bad assumption. Most still are.

Posted by: Questions at January 18, 2024 06:55 PM (1/cvT)

122 the bridge part is good too, except for the laundry-eating alligators

Posted by: ace at January 18, 2024 06:55 PM (KRtlO)

123 We disavow this Jason guy.

Posted by: The Argonauts at January 18, 2024 06:55 PM (woPEM)

124 @92

>>it's not a good movie

It's an erratic movie, not a bad movie.

It's main failing is that it's not Raiders Of The Lost Ark.

See Jaws and Jaws II for an analog.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 18, 2024 06:55 PM (XV/Pl)

125 I think I want to watch Romancing the Stone Again.

Posted by: and here we go again.... at January 18, 2024 06:56 PM (SNVFk)

126 Speaking of Temple of Doom

it's not a good movie
Kate Capshaw is nice to look at, but that's about it
Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2024 06:48 PM (geLO
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I give it that it was fun to watch--visually. But there were too many too broad moments, even though it was a good carnival ride.
Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2024 06:50 PM (krQz2)
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I think it holds up fairly well if you consider it's an homage to the cheap pulp adventure stories that were written during the time the movie is set. It doesn't have the same Judeo-Christian mythology as the first and third movies nor does it need it. It's more akin to Robert E. Howard or H. Rider Haggard.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 18, 2024 06:56 PM (BpYfr)

127 Soon Kali Mal will rule de world!

Posted by: Mola Ram

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Not interested in another mall.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2024 06:56 PM (krQz2)

128 i don't think I've ever seen Jaws II front to back and I know I haven't seen it since it was on HBO for the first run. the only thing I remember is how he kills the shark at the end.

Posted by: ace at January 18, 2024 06:56 PM (KRtlO)

129 I think it holds up fairly well if you consider it's an homage to the cheap pulp adventure stories that were written during the time the movie is set. It doesn't have the same Judeo-Christian mythology as the first and third movies nor does it need it. It's more akin to Robert E. Howard or H. Rider Haggard.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 18, 2024 06:56 PM (BpYfr)
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That makes a certain amount of sense. After all if you're plane is crashing in a potboiler, then it's important to get out the inflatable raft and toboggan down the Himalayas as an "exit". Just when the reader thought it was inescapable!

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2024 06:59 PM (krQz2)

130 >> I think I want to watch Romancing the Stone Again.


I really can't think of any Movie that ever had a Title more appropriate for its Porn Analog.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2024 06:59 PM (RVloE)

131 >>>I give it that it was fun to watch--visually. But there were too many too broad moments, even though it was a good carnival ride.

i mean, yes, but if you give it a little slack, it's good. You have to accept that it's a gory movie made for 11 year olds and it ha an annoying little kid who squeals

The tone shifts from stupid kid nonsense to hearts being pulled out of chests are very abrupt and disruptive

now i'm starting to hate it all over again. thanks a lot, pal.

Posted by: ace at January 18, 2024 06:59 PM (KRtlO)

132 Let me change the subject to other things so we can stop talking about how I just said that anyone who intervenes when a woman is being raped in front of them is a simp. Wtf does that have to do with global warming bullshit?

Posted by: Jason at January 18, 2024 06:52 PM (yS8bt)

Lets tie this all together. As that bundle of diversity beats Little Miss Wine Mom about the head, neck, and shoulders ?

Not my problem. I'll play the odds. Odds are, she picked it. You do you, though. Jump in.

I doubt you're talking about jumping in personally, though.

Posted by: Questions at January 18, 2024 06:59 PM (1/cvT)

133 No world if any of the American hostages are still alive; of course Biden doesn't give a fuck.
Posted

If only they had bought Hunter’s art.

Posted by: 7man at January 18, 2024 06:59 PM (qwO6y)

134 @128

>>the only thing I remember is how he kills the shark at the end.

It's an abominable film from start to finish and the only redeeming value at all is the viewers enduring love for Roy Scheider.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 18, 2024 06:59 PM (XV/Pl)

135 Maybe I'll go to Davos next year, wearing a cape made out of parrot feathers and a wooden hoo-doo mask, and invite Karl Schwab up to the stage for what you might call a heart-to-heart encounter involving an obsidian knife and an altar. Why shouldn't the elite supply some of the sacrifices?

Posted by: Paco at January 18, 2024 06:59 PM (njExo)

136 >>>130 >> I think I want to watch Romancing the Stone Again.

I saw it a few years ago, TOTALLY HOLDS UP

Posted by: ace at January 18, 2024 06:59 PM (KRtlO)

137 Darth Mall

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2024 06:59 PM (krQz2)

138 Intercepted DU Transmissions:
how about fraudulently? Do you think it’s ok that people are being lied to about the facts surrounding their destinations by Texas government officials and their proxies?"

All anyone has to do to get these immigrants to want to go to NYC and Chicago is to show them copies of those cities Sanctuary City policies. And if those aren't really true, then who is doing the actual lying here?

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 18, 2024 06:59 PM (i9ffA)

139 I don't have an addictive personality but even days later I was thinking about the stuff

Posted by: Beartooth at January 18, 2024 06:32 PM (5FnZt)

Interesting. I had some last year and it was one of the most unpleasant experiences I have ever had.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2024 07:00 PM (gSZYf)

140 I don't think I was even half way through Romancing the Stone before 'Romancing the Bone' was on the Shelf of the Video Store I worked at.

And I saw it in a Theater.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2024 07:00 PM (RVloE)

141 Romancing the Stone might have actually gotten better with age. It's an action/romance/comedy that kinda-sorta remains borderline grounded (mostly). It's so nice to see that compared to all the CGI nonsense we've been lascerated with for 20 years.

Posted by: ace at January 18, 2024 07:00 PM (KRtlO)

142 87 a nib is the tip of a fountain pen

Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2024 06:47 PM (geLO
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Any type of ink pen - remember the dip pens, blotting-paper and inkwells? The detachable nibs would rust with the water-based ink and wouldn't come off the pen easily. Some kids used teeth and one kid accidentally swallowed the nib. The doctor reassured the mum that he would just 'pass it'.
(yes I am 29)

Posted by: Ciampino - Dip pens, what a mess. at January 18, 2024 07:01 PM (qfLjt)

143 >>>i don't think I've ever seen Jaws II front to back and I know I haven't seen it since it was on HBO for the first run. the only thing I remember is how he kills the shark at the end.

Posted by: ace

Didn't Jaws II legally change his name to Kanye West. Barack Obama got one thing right in his life as a public figure, Kanye is truly a jackass.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 18, 2024 07:01 PM (J3ryZ)

144 Netanyahu told them to go fuck themselves, which is why they're now trying to see if they can get rid of him. I don't think it will work; I don't think Israelis are ready to sacrifice themselves on the Altar of Joe's failing political hopes.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 18, 2024 06:34 PM (i9ffA)


The Israelis know how to play this game. I wouldn't want to be one of the operatives on this. Turn-about could be a real bitch.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2024 07:02 PM (W/lyH)

145 oh noes! i got called a name!

-

Sorry fag wait I'm not sorry fag

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 18, 2024 07:02 PM (0FoWg)

146 >> I think I want to watch Romancing the Stone Again.
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I'm romancing the stone
Never leaving your poor heart alone.
Every night and every day,
Going to love the hurting away.

Repeat x 10

Posted by: Eddy Grant at January 18, 2024 07:02 PM (krQz2)

147 All anyone has to do to get these immigrants to want to go to NYC and Chicago is to show them copies of those cities Sanctuary City policies. And if those aren't really true, then who is doing the actual lying here?
Posted by: Tom Servo

We didn't actually expect to have to FOLLOW those rules! They're just virtue signaling for our rabidly leftist voting base. We've got enough lawn care and cleaning ladies, thanks...keep those excess wetbacks in the Red border states!

Posted by: NYC, Chicago, and other Sanctuary Cities at January 18, 2024 07:02 PM (ycI94)

148 weird i just asked Alexa to play Electric Avenue by Eddie Grant an hour ago. I also thought of his abortive theme song, Romancing the Stone, which for some reason wound up not included in the movie.

and here we are talking about it.

(Alexa doesn't have electric avenue, they have some fake version by a fake band)

Posted by: ace at January 18, 2024 07:02 PM (KRtlO)

149 Rob Roy is on in the background. I love watching Tim Roth getting cleaved.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2024 07:03 PM (DIpmr)

150 Didn't Jaws II legally change his name to Kanye West. Barack Obama got one thing right in his life as a public figure, Kanye is truly a jackass.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 18, 2024 07:01 PM (J3ryZ)
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Jaws was one of the best parts of Goldfinger.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2024 07:03 PM (krQz2)

151 Romancing the Stone might have actually gotten better with age.

Kathleen Turner was hot. She just was.

Posted by: Questions at January 18, 2024 07:03 PM (1/cvT)

152 COL @ BOS 🏒

Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2024 07:04 PM (geLO8)

153 >>>149 Rob Roy is on in the background. I love watching Tim Roth getting cleaved.

so i know supposedly Tim Roth is a master duelist and you're supposed to think he's the favorite but come on, he looks like a child compared to Liam Neeson. On reach alone Neeson kills him in two strokes.

Posted by: ace at January 18, 2024 07:04 PM (KRtlO)

154 Eddie Grant?


You mean Eddy Grant. That's probably why Alexa got it wrong.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2024 07:04 PM (RVloE)

155 You mean Eddy Grant. That's probably why Alexa got it wrong.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2024 07:04 PM (RVloE)
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Right. Alexa knows how you're mentally spelling things.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2024 07:05 PM (krQz2)

156 PUEBLO, Colo. (AP) — A man suspected of killing a woman in Colorado had a severed hand in his pocket when he was arrested, according to police.
Posted by: Don Black

I've been walking around all day asking people if they "need a hand." Nobody said "yes." It's enough to drive a guy crazy!

Posted by: Pueblo Man at January 18, 2024 07:05 PM (DgGvY)

157 Jason's a fag
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 18, 2024 06:51 PM (0FoWg)

everyone can be tough when all they have to do is type.
It isn't that he is a fag, and tries to shame people he doesn't know, it is that his mom sent him out for "personal lubricant" because her boyfriends are coming over.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 18, 2024 07:05 PM (D7oie)

158 One thing about Jaws2, they didn't go the easy route and make Brody's kid the hero of the teen flotilla. The guy that holds the group together and gets them to the lighthouse is actually the shitbag mayor's son.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at January 18, 2024 07:05 PM (3DZIZ)

159 Lady, you are hell and gone from Cartagena.

Posted by: ace at January 18, 2024 07:05 PM (KRtlO)

160 >>Right. Alexa knows how you're mentally spelling things.
Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2024 07:05 PM (krQz2)


HE GOT THE JOKE WITHOUT ME HAVING TO EXPLAIN IT.

Posted by: Ben Roethlesburger at January 18, 2024 07:05 PM (RVloE)

161 Kathleen Turner was hot. She just was.
Posted by: Questions at January 18, 2024 07:03 PM (1/cvT)


The term smoldering comes to mind.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2024 07:05 PM (W/lyH)

162 The man told you this was the bust to Cartagena? The Nice man who tried to kill you?

Posted by: ace at January 18, 2024 07:06 PM (KRtlO)

163 Romancing the Stone might have actually gotten better with age. It's an action/romance/comedy that kinda-sorta remains borderline grounded (mostly). It's so nice to see that compared to all the CGI nonsense we've been lascerated with for 20 years.
Posted by: ace at January 18, 2024 07:00 PM

I have never not enjoyed watching RtS.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 18, 2024 07:06 PM (Wnv9h)

164 >It isn't that he is a fag, and tries to shame people he doesn't know, it is that his mom sent him out for "personal lubricant" because her boyfriends are coming over.
You shame yourself by saying you wouldn't stop a rape being committed right in front of you because you're afraid of the government. It's disgusting and cucked beyond words.

Posted by: Jason at January 18, 2024 07:06 PM (yS8bt)

165 so i know supposedly Tim Roth is a master duelist and you're supposed to think he's the favorite but come on, he looks like a child compared to Liam Neeson.

I liked the part where they're walking to the fight, and Neeson tells whatever Lord he's with to bet on the other guy, to get more money for his family.

Posted by: Questions at January 18, 2024 07:06 PM (1/cvT)

166 HE GOT THE JOKE WITHOUT ME HAVING TO EXPLAIN IT.
Posted by: Ben Roethlesburger at January 18, 2024 07:05 PM (RVloE)
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It's a comment on how invasive Alexa could be.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2024 07:07 PM (krQz2)

167 Look at them snappers!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2024 07:07 PM (W/lyH)

168
She sees you when you're sleeping
She knows when you're awake.
She knows if you've been bad or good.
So be woke for wokeness sake!

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2024 07:08 PM (krQz2)

169 >>>36 "Nibs"? I read Nips. Go figure.

that was the intention. I'm baiting people with words that almost look like boob words.

Posted by: ace at January 18, 2024 07:08 PM (KRtlO)

170 Jason's a fag beyond words

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 18, 2024 07:08 PM (0FoWg)

171 Kathleen Turner was hot. She just was.
Posted by: Questions at January 18, 2024 07:03 PM

This is a Known Thing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 18, 2024 07:08 PM (Wnv9h)

172 >>167 Look at them snappers!

hah

Posted by: ace at January 18, 2024 07:08 PM (KRtlO)

173 It isn't that he is a fag, and tries to shame people he doesn't know, it is that his mom sent him out for "personal lubricant" because her boyfriends are coming over.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 18, 2024 07:05 PM (D7oie)

I'm fair if nothing else. Until we see some pics of the old gal, I'm not going to shame him for it. I'm open minded that way.

Posted by: Questions at January 18, 2024 07:08 PM (1/cvT)

174 At least I'm stealing it honestly, I'm not romancing it from under her!

(Hey, he almost said the name of the thing!)

Posted by: ace at January 18, 2024 07:09 PM (KRtlO)

175 oh no the doobie brothers broke up....

Posted by: ace at January 18, 2024 07:10 PM (KRtlO)

176 169 >>>36 "Nibs"? I read Nips. Go figure.

that was the intention. I'm baiting people with words that almost look like boob words.

you, sir, are a master at this baiting stuff.

Posted by: anachronda at January 18, 2024 07:10 PM (v3pYe)

177 I saw it a few years ago, TOTALLY HOLDS UP
Posted by: ace at January 18, 2024 06:59 PM (KRtlO)

LOL. the past where Jane Wilder meets the Cartel leader and he says "we can take Little Burro" and they come blasting out of a shed in a bad ass jeep just cracked me up.

Posted by: and here we go again.... at January 18, 2024 07:10 PM (SNVFk)

178 Romancing the Stone was probably the last fun movie ever made.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 18, 2024 07:10 PM (D7oie)

179 Look at them snappers!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2024 07:07 PM

Now that's what I call a campfire!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 18, 2024 07:11 PM (Wnv9h)

180 Kathleen Turner was hot. She just was.
Posted by: Questions at January 18, 2024 07:03 PM (1/cvT)


The term smoldering comes to mind.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2024 07:05 PM (W/lyH)

The movie War of the Roses just ruined Kathleen Turner for me…. What a depressing film

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 18, 2024 07:11 PM (xT8gx)

181 >>>LOL. the past where Jane Wilder meets the Cartel leader and he says "we can take Little Burro" and they come blasting out of a shed in a bad ass jeep just cracked me up.

that whole sequence had the potential to be lame and dumb but it's all pretty good.

Posted by: ace at January 18, 2024 07:11 PM (KRtlO)

182 Kathleen Turner was hot. She just was.
Posted by: Questions at January 18, 2024 07:03 PM
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She was.

Ken Russell's Crimes of Passion.

I'm such a fan of Ken Russell, I've seen Gothic twice.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2024 07:11 PM (krQz2)

183 you ever smoke it?

Sure... I went to college.

Posted by: ace at January 18, 2024 07:11 PM (KRtlO)

184 When you put a hockey mask on Jason he gets drafted to the Red Wings because they're fags

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 18, 2024 07:11 PM (0FoWg)

185 178 Romancing the Stone was probably the last fun movie ever made.
Posted by: Kindltot


Heaven's Gate!!

Really though; The Fifth Element was fun!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 18, 2024 07:12 PM (naiw2)

186 Romancing the Stone was probably the last fun movie ever made.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 18, 2024 07:10 PM (D7oie)
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Nope, Dumb and Dumber comes later.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2024 07:12 PM (krQz2)

187 LOL. the past where Jane Wilder meets the Cartel leader and he says "we can take Little Burro" and they come blasting out of a shed in a bad ass jeep just cracked me up.

Oh shit, I remember that. And he's going along with her lines from books - because he'd read them. That was a funny, funny moment.

Posted by: Questions at January 18, 2024 07:12 PM (1/cvT)

188 2023 was the deadliest overdose year on record for the shithole city of San Francisco country.

----------

How many hundreds of thousands of Americans are dead owing to Biden & Myorkas' open border for three years running?

Is this not "Accessory to Murder" if not "Conspiracy to Commit Murder?"

Thank God we have a courageous warrior opposition Party ... wait, wut?

Posted by: ShainS at January 18, 2024 07:12 PM (5GWDq)

189 LOL. the past where Jane Wilder meets the Cartel leader and he says "we can take Little Burro" and they come blasting out of a shed in a bad ass jeep just cracked me up.
Posted by: and here we go again.... at January 18, 2024 07:10 PM

Said cartel leader being El Guapo from The Three Amigos. He had a plethora. Just saying.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 18, 2024 07:13 PM (Wnv9h)

190 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 1h
JUST IN - U.S. House passes stopgap spending bill, 314-108.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 18, 2024 07:13 PM (2yu8s)

191 i saw a video about RtS. The studio had no faith in it, they thought it was a bomb. so they dumped it into the theaters with barely any advertising. It was a huge hit.

Posted by: ace at January 18, 2024 07:13 PM (KRtlO)

192 O Brother Where Art Thou? is a fun movie.

I've seen it about close to a dozen times now.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2024 07:14 PM (krQz2)

193 I think I want to watch Romancing the Stone Again.

I really can't think of any Movie that ever had a Title more appropriate for its Porn Analog.
Posted by: garrett

Saving Private Ryan?

Related: Peter O'Toole has the best pr0n name amongst non-pr0n actors. Fight me.

Posted by: mikeski at January 18, 2024 07:14 PM (DgGvY)

194 >>>LOL. the past where Jane Wilder

Joan Wilder

Joo are de Joan Wilder? The author?

Posted by: ace at January 18, 2024 07:14 PM (KRtlO)

195 140 I don't think I was even half way through Romancing the Stone before 'Romancing the Bone' was on the Shelf of the Video Store I worked at.

And I saw it in a Theater.
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2024 07:00 PM (RVloE)

LOL those titles in the 80's always made me laugh! Like "Rambone".

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 18, 2024 07:14 PM (i9ffA)

196 The Fifth Element was fun!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 18, 2024 07:12 PM (naiw2)

An absolute hoot of a movie. Dumb beyond belief, but it doesn't take itself seriously, so all is forgiven.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2024 07:14 PM (gSZYf)

197 And I saw it in a Theater.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2024 07:00 PM (RVloE)
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Drive-in, I believe.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2024 07:15 PM (krQz2)

198 i don't get the fifth element. I think I'm missing something.

Posted by: ace at January 18, 2024 07:15 PM (KRtlO)

199 New clip:

Leading Report @LeadingReport 19m
BREAKING: UFC champion Sean Strickland doubles down and says he will fight for free speech.

http://tinyurl.com/27k2dye2
48 seconds; Language NSFW

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 18, 2024 07:15 PM (2yu8s)

200 The Golden Fleece was gay slang for man ass because Jason couldn't get enough of it

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 18, 2024 07:15 PM (0FoWg)

201 O Brother Where Art Thou? is a fun movie.

Here we go. I'm the Pater Familia.

That one, Cool Hand Luke, Outlaw Josie Wales, and Blazing Saddles pretty much covers my CD collection. And The Gentleman.

Posted by: Questions at January 18, 2024 07:15 PM (1/cvT)

202 Danny Devito still looks exactly the same as he did in RtS. Who says there's no benefits for being ugly?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 18, 2024 07:15 PM (b4o9z)

203 An absolute hoot of a movie. Dumb beyond belief, but it doesn't take itself seriously, so all is forgiven.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2024 07:14 PM (gSZYf)
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He freezes Brion Jones and he's alive later. Just needs to be thawed out.

Hard to believe that's the same guy who did Lucy. One of the worst movies I have ever seen.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2024 07:16 PM (krQz2)

204 >>>LOL. the past where Jane Wilder

Joan Wilder

Joo are de Joan Wilder? The author?
Posted by: ace at January 18, 2024 07:14 PM

Thees is the woman who writes thee books I read to you on Saturday nights!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 18, 2024 07:16 PM (Wnv9h)

205 Really though; The Fifth Element was fun!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 18, 2024 07:12 PM (naiw2)

OK, I will give you that one. I also really liked Hudson Hawk and the Evil Dead movies

Posted by: Kindltot at January 18, 2024 07:16 PM (D7oie)

206 >You shame yourself by saying you wouldn't stop a rape being committed right in front of you because you're afraid of the government. It's disgusting and cucked beyond words.
Posted by: Jason at January 18, 2024 07:06 PM (yS8bt)

Patriot! Why should I deny that which these women voted for? I respek women too much to do that! Women do it all! The damsel rescues herself!

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at January 18, 2024 07:17 PM (mOkB5)

207 >>Saving Private Ryan?


Touche

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2024 07:17 PM (RVloE)

208 i don't get the fifth element. I think I'm missing something.

The Hawt Chic with the orange hair. Look at her until you either get it, or you go to your private place for time with your no-no square.

Posted by: Questions at January 18, 2024 07:17 PM (1/cvT)

209 O Brother Where Art Thou? is a fun movie.

Here we go. I'm the Pater Familia.

That one, Cool Hand Luke, Outlaw Josie Wales, and Blazing Saddles pretty much covers my CD collection. And The Gentleman.
Posted by: Questions at January 18, 2024 07:15 PM (1/cvT)
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Love the Gentlemen.

I had no idea that Hugh Grant had such an acting range.

But I'm trying to think of a Guy Ritchie movie I don't have some fondness for.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2024 07:17 PM (krQz2)

210 191 i saw a video about RtS. The studio had no faith in it, they thought it was a bomb. so they dumped it into the theaters with barely any advertising. It was a huge hit.
Posted by: ace at January 18, 2024 07:13 PM (KRtlO)

I was a wee tyke when my parents took me to see it in the theater. They didn't care for the movie and we left mid-way through. I never did see it in its entirety.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik - NUKE DAVOS NOW at January 18, 2024 07:18 PM (DTX3h)

211 Ok, Romancing the Stone this weekend. Definitely.

Heavens Gate?

The Fifth Element?

I'll check them.

Posted by: and here we go again.... at January 18, 2024 07:18 PM (SNVFk)

212 Hard to believe that's the same guy who did Lucy. One of the worst movies I have ever seen.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2024 07:16 PM (krQz2)

I like it for the violence, but the last five minutes are unwatchable.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2024 07:18 PM (gSZYf)

213 I saw The Stop Gap Spending Bill Band open for Bootsy's Rubber Band back in 76.

Posted by: fd at January 18, 2024 07:18 PM (vFG9F)

214 Jason is right. You can’t rape a woman in front of me. I wouldn’t do it for the thanks, or fear the consequences. I would hope at least most men would do the same.

Posted by: fugazi at January 18, 2024 07:18 PM (yq04f)

215 5th Element takes a couple viewings to get. Alot of the dialogue is rapid fire and you miss alot.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 18, 2024 07:18 PM (b4o9z)

216 198 i don't get the fifth element. I think I'm missing something.
Posted by: ace


Don't overthink it. View it as a longer version of the Harry Canyon part of 'Heavy Metal'. Not sure that was intentional, but it seems that way.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 18, 2024 07:19 PM (naiw2)

217 Breaking911 @Breaking911 24m
Hospital Greeter With No Arrest Record Charged in Random NYC Knife Attacks | “He attacked six individuals and didn’t appear as though he was looking to stop anytime soon."

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 18, 2024 07:19 PM (2yu8s)

218 Love the Gentlemen.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2024 07:17 PM (krQz2)

Another quality movie. The Brit who plays the right-hand man is a fine actor.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2024 07:19 PM (gSZYf)

219 >>>LOL. the past where Jane Wilder

Joan Wilder

Joo are de Joan Wilder? The author?
Posted by: ace at January 18, 2024 07:14 PM (KRtlO)

...LOL. And Michael Douglas had said "let me do all the talking". Lol.

Posted by: and here we go again.... at January 18, 2024 07:21 PM (SNVFk)

220 If you rape a chick in front of Jason he gets mad because he hates seeing pussy

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 18, 2024 07:21 PM (0FoWg)

221 ace didya see from libs of tiktok the vid of the ceo of united doing a very gross drag performance?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 18, 2024 06:26 PM (vnSn7)

Are there any airlines left that are safe to patronize?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2024 07:21 PM (tkR6S)

222 Romancing the Stone was probably the last fun movie ever made.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 18, 2024 07:10 PM (D7oie)

--------------

The Death of Stalin (2017), with Honorable Mentions:

. Tropic Thunder (200
. Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
. Team America: World Police (2004)
. School of Rock (2003)
. Best in Show (2000)

Posted by: ShainS at January 18, 2024 07:21 PM (5GWDq)

223 All this movie discussion, and not one mention of Prometheus?

TJM weeps.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 18, 2024 07:21 PM (a3Q+t)

224 i don't get the fifth element. I think I'm missing something.
Posted by: ace at January 18, 2024 07:15 PM (KRtlO)

The only serious people in the movie are Korbin Dallas, Lelu, and some of the Mangalores, everyone else is a completely unserious person in a totally frivolous and decadent society that is slowly grinding to a halt in spite of generations of inertia and technology, It also pushes the idea that a totally egalitarian society is completely stratified.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 18, 2024 07:22 PM (D7oie)

225 I like it for the violence, but the last five minutes are unwatchable.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2024 07:18 PM (gSZYf)
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I might appreciate it more if I tell myself it really had a sort of Van Vogtian ending.

But, no, I thought most things in it were dumb.

I love the Transporter movies, and Besson did those. And I can put my brain on hold and watch Fifth Element, because even though it's soo weird, it's still fun (and has actor among actors Gary Oldman). But almost every turn of the plot in Lucy is *dumb*--I think it's because with the wild animal "symbolism" Besson interspliced, it's a movie that tries to take itself seriously as an art film.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2024 07:22 PM (krQz2)

226 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2h
NEW - Iran releases [one] crew member of seized Greek tanker: owner

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 18, 2024 07:22 PM (2yu8s)

227 >>>Don't overthink it. View it as a longer version of the Harry Canyon part of 'Heavy Metal'. Not sure that was intentional, but it seems that way.

I mean yes but I watched Heavy Metal looking forward to the flying cab and that was a big disappointment too, so the Fifth Element is my second flying cabbie disappointment.

it hurts.

Posted by: ace at January 18, 2024 07:22 PM (KRtlO)

228 >Jason is right. You can’t rape a woman in front of me. I wouldn’t do it for the thanks, or fear the consequences. I would hope at least most men would do the same.
Thank you fugazi. I get people are angry these days, but I don't enjoy seeing what the political right is becoming. The collapse of social trust is turning us all into Chinese...or Jackson Hinkle

Posted by: Jason at January 18, 2024 07:22 PM (yS8bt)

229 Jason is right. You can’t rape a woman in front of me.

Jason is wrong. And you've never been in a bar, watching a domestic dispute. Because if you had - you'd understand that you stay out of it. Because a woman's view - even in such a situation - will surprise you.

Or your a simp. And most Boomers are. They refuse to get it. They refuse to mind their own.

Posted by: Questions at January 18, 2024 07:22 PM (1/cvT)

230 I mean, I don't recall movie Sci-fi with a good Van Vogtian ending.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2024 07:23 PM (krQz2)

231 ace didya see from libs of tiktok the vid of the ceo of united doing a very gross drag performance?
Posted by: vmom

Are there any airlines left that are safe to patronize?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

You misspelled "corporations" as "airlines."

Posted by: mikeski at January 18, 2024 07:23 PM (DgGvY)

232 Well, dinner is a botch.
Somehow, I managed to cook a batch of Salvadoran red beans that got harder and less edible the longer you cook them.
Directions said to soak for eight hours. No problem did that. Then boil for two minutes.
Had to throw them out. Fortunately, I have some back up canned black beans.
The idea was beans and rice with Louisiana style sausage. Sausages and rice are salvable.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 18, 2024 07:23 PM (MeG8a)

233 >>>ace didya see from libs of tiktok the vid of the ceo of united doing a very gross drag performance?

no, but i'll definitely check that out. thanks.

Posted by: ace at January 18, 2024 07:23 PM (KRtlO)

234 The UFC champion was not shy about sharing his opinion on a number of contentious issues ahead of a UFC event this weekend.

MORE: https://rebelne.ws/48VaS97

http://tinyurl.com/ytv9kuj3
6:51 minutes; longer interview segment than earlier one.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 18, 2024 06:29 PM (2yu8s)

Who was the reporter he tore a strip off?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2024 07:23 PM (tkR6S)

235 Oh yeah. Tropic thunder.

"Who's the Key Grip? Punch the Director really hard."

"Sorry man"

POW.

Posted by: and here we go again.... at January 18, 2024 07:24 PM (SNVFk)

236 220 If you rape a chick in front of Jason he gets mad because he hates seeing pussy
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 18, 2024 07:21 PM (0FoWg)

This is high-quality verbal abuse.

You can't get this kind of quality verbal abuse just anywhere.

Posted by: lol at January 18, 2024 07:24 PM (L81HX)

237 223 All this movie discussion, and not one mention of Prometheus?

TJM weeps.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 18, 2024 07:21 PM (a3Q+t)
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Nope mentioned at 223.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2024 07:24 PM (krQz2)

238 Glad to see you keep embracing you inner sociopath Ace. Really letting it all out now. Let them die right?
Posted by: Jason at January 18, 2024 06:31 PM (yS8bt)

It's New York City. 99% certain the women are Democrats, and voted for that shit. We should not disappoint them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2024 07:26 PM (tkR6S)

239 nood

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at January 18, 2024 07:26 PM (28dvq)

240 >>>214 Jason is right. You can’t rape a woman in front of me. I wouldn’t do it for the thanks, or fear the consequences. I would hope at least most men would do the same.

aren't you then propping up an evil regime?

you're not considering the secondary effects. You're helping this evil fucking regime continue, you're helping them avoid the consequences of their evil.

at some point, Atlas needs to fucking shrug.

Posted by: ace at January 18, 2024 07:26 PM (KRtlO)

241 Nope mentioned at 223.
Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2024 07:24 PM

I was told there would be no recursion.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 18, 2024 07:27 PM (a3Q+t)

242 Shaving Ryan's Privates

Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2024 07:27 PM (geLO8)

243 I remember going to Lucy with my wife and my son.

Having learned not to spoil other people's enjoyment of a movie I didn't enjoy, when the lights came up there was a long silence. Then slowly it basically came out that we all hated it and were waiting for it to end.

My son: "I could have picked my nose for the same amount of time and felt like I put it to better use."

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2024 07:27 PM (krQz2)

244 AOP you were correct, broken transmission cable.
I'm picking it up tomorrow. 400 bucks.
Dealer service department.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 18, 2024 07:27 PM (MeG8a)

245 OK thread game
pornify a mainstream film

Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2024 07:28 PM (geLO8)

246 Nope mentioned at 223.
Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2024 07:24 PM

I was told there would be no recursion.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 18, 2024 07:27 PM (a3Q+t)
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Self-reference has a definition in mathematics--so it is kind of mathy--plus numbers!

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2024 07:28 PM (krQz2)

247 OK thread game
pornify a mainstream film
Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2024 07:28 PM (geLO
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The Fabulous Bang-her Boys.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2024 07:29 PM (krQz2)

248 All this movie discussion, and not one mention of Prometheus?

TJM weeps.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 18, 2024 07:21 PM

We considered it, but thought better of it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 18, 2024 07:29 PM (Wnv9h)

249 aren't you then propping up an evil regime?

Yeah.

You see, I'm a big fan of your masthead. Menken. I certainly believe that Democracy only works if the people get to pick what they want. And get it Good and Hard.

I raised my kids like that. They survived. Got stories to tell their therapists, I guess.

Posted by: Questions at January 18, 2024 07:29 PM (1/cvT)

250 The Goofather

Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2024 07:30 PM (geLO8)

251 Boldfinger

Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2024 07:30 PM (geLO8)

252 Sure you didn't soak them for two minutes and boil them for eight hours?

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 18, 2024 07:32 PM (2yu8s)

253 This is high-quality verbal abuse.
---
Thanks.

It's one of the core skills.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 18, 2024 07:32 PM (0FoWg)

254 OK thread game
pornify a mainstream film
Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2024 07:28 PM

Spaceballed.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 18, 2024 07:33 PM (Wnv9h)

255 I got the instructions correct
I figured that they were just an old batch should've been thrown out

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 18, 2024 07:34 PM (MeG8a)

256 OK thread game
pornify a mainstream film
Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2024 07:28 PM

Mistress and Commander.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 18, 2024 07:34 PM (Wnv9h)

257 The last truly fun films were made in the mid-aughts.

And by 2012 everything coming out of hollywood was sh*t, like the rest of the Zeitgeist.

Like, when was the last truly great book released?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 18, 2024 07:35 PM (XV/Pl)

258 Blah. I'm sure you don't agree with Conspiracy Theorists, or Global Warming Deniers, or any other phrase that means "Shut Up" in your head.

FWIW - I've been called all of them by the Right Wing as well. Kick in Tin Foil Hat. That's always good.
Posted by: Questions at January 18, 2024 06:50 PM (1/cvT)



If Jason feels so strongly about this, he should offer up his brown starfish to the rapists, and offer to pretend to struggle.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2024 07:35 PM (tkR6S)

259 Who was the reporter he tore a strip off?
------
Neil Davidson from CP, at least from the long clip.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 18, 2024 07:36 PM (2yu8s)

260 >aren't you then propping up an evil regime?
They have broken you ace. The government has succeeded in imposing its anarcho-tyrrany upon your mind, such that you have internalized it and openly declare that you would watch a woman be raped before your eyes before you would cross them. Why are you even defending Daniel then? He's a simp and you're a double simp for caring about his case.

Posted by: Jason at January 18, 2024 07:37 PM (yS8bt)

261 Like, when was the last truly great book released?

I was reading the Mack Bolan stuff into the 80s, in grade school.

Posted by: Questions at January 18, 2024 07:37 PM (1/cvT)

262 Avs are flat tonight
3-1 BOS 1st

Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2024 07:37 PM (geLO8)

263 I wonder if she’s thinking, “I’ll bet I can just sit up here and make some sounds and gestures”


Not even close to the Mandela fake signer. That guy is a legend.

Posted by: Ripley at January 18, 2024 07:38 PM (PTDkx)

264 Wtf is wrong with you Alberta Oil Peon? How do you take pride in being the sort of "man" who would do nothing in such a situation? How do the moronettes feel about hearing shit like this? Or am I just showing what a simp I am for even asking the question?

Posted by: Jason at January 18, 2024 07:38 PM (yS8bt)

265 Nood cafe

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 18, 2024 07:39 PM (ou9hh)

266 The Banger Sisters

Oh wait.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2024 07:40 PM (krQz2)

267 Or am I just showing what a simp I am for even asking the question?
Posted by: Jason at January 18, 2024 07:38

Nope. You're showing that you're a huge fag.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 18, 2024 07:40 PM (0FoWg)

268 If you'd really cared anything about whether your kids get raped or not you'd have taught them how to spell Mencken. Ya SIMP.

And, if letting all the other studs jump in and rape wymynz is how we Bring About Change, why not just rape a few ourselves?

Get into the spirit of the thing. Ragnar Danneskjold, and all that. Some yall boys lacking in all ambition.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 18, 2024 07:41 PM (zdLoL)

269 Or am I just showing what a simp I am for even asking the question?

Posted by: Jason at January 18, 2024 07:38 PM (yS8bt)

I'm honestly wondering why you're wasting time here. So many women you could be saving, on the streets, right now.

I'm sure they'd say "thank you". Not that you need it.

Women on the brass pole. Women giving a cut to a dude in a velvet suit. What are you waiting for ? Seriously ? Get out there, my dude.

Posted by: Questions at January 18, 2024 07:42 PM (1/cvT)

270 It's simple: teach boys not to rape on subway cars.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2024 07:43 PM (krQz2)

271 Berny Getz didn't rape anyone.

Posted by: Questions at January 18, 2024 07:46 PM (1/cvT)

272 AOP you were correct, broken transmission cable.
I'm picking it up tomorrow. 400 bucks.
Dealer service department.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 18, 2024 07:27 PM (MeG8a)

Kinda salty for a part that sells for fifty-odd dollars online, but if you can't or won't do it yourself, and I well know that circumstances can affect that, 400 for the whole job is not out of line today's economy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2024 07:46 PM (tkR6S)

273 Wtf is wrong with you Alberta Oil Peon? How do you take pride in being the sort of "man" who would do nothing in such a situation? How do the moronettes feel about hearing shit like this? Or am I just showing what a simp I am for even asking the question?
Posted by: Jason at January 18, 2024 07:38 PM (yS8bt)

If you do decide to intervene to prevent a rape in NYC, or any other blue shithole, just kill the perps and unass the area post haste. Because if you hang around waiting for the cops to hand you a medal, you are going to be fucked.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2024 07:51 PM (tkR6S)

274 Berny Getz didn't rape anyone.
Posted by: Questions at January 18, 2024 07:46 PM (1/cvT)
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And he never got a dinner!

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2024 08:08 PM (krQz2)

275 AHAHAHAH!!! the sidebar !!

"Megyn Kelly on Lauren Sanchez, Jeff Bezos' surgically-clownified sidepiece: "She looks like a hooker! Be a little classy!"
Medical enhancements might just be the rule at Chez Bezos. Derek at More Plates More Dates commented that Jeff Bezos is himself "sauced up," meaning, "on steroids." He said it, not me. Take it up with him. But know that he is an expert in "saucing.""


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Posted by: runner at January 18, 2024 08:30 PM (V13WU)

276 Ace, is there any reason you changed the margins on your site? Is there a URL I can use to view this page at the old margins? These new margins do not work on my android phone. I have to scroll back and forth, left to right, to read each line. Turning the phone sideways doesn't work, because suddenly that puts a huge set of ads on the screen that block the text. Can you please restore the old margins? Thanks.

Posted by: bradc at January 18, 2024 08:30 PM (ZP28K)

277 Sanchez is a piece of work and Bezos is a dumbass. Hope he has a solid , iron clad prenup. This "sauced - up" sidepiece broke Bezos' marriage by having a third party send dickpics to his wife and the media.

Posted by: runner at January 18, 2024 08:35 PM (V13WU)

278 New king of Sweden's little whore tried the same - pics of him leaving her appartment adn all that. Fkng old trick.

Posted by: runner at January 18, 2024 08:36 PM (V13WU)

279 I kind of enjoy the new troll he's the fun sort of idiot

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at January 18, 2024 09:40 PM (AcWfM)

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