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faroeislandsbydarylswalker.jpg
A rave in the Faroe Islands
by @darylswalker


Wheee!

The cutest little invertebrate.

You point at me, I'm gonna break your finger off and stick it in your eye, bitch!

I do not look like that.

The long way to make dinner.

'75 Lincoln Continental simulator.

Funky skiing style.

Motocross limbo.

Futuristic trike.

Skiing and impossibly steep slope.

While you're back there...


Who's a good boy?!


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:21 PM




Comments

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1 Foist

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at January 18, 2024 07:21 PM (28dvq)

2 Thank you Ace.

Posted by: javems at January 18, 2024 07:21 PM (8I4hW)

3 Oh how I miss baby laughs.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at January 18, 2024 07:24 PM (28dvq)

4 Those sheep need to be protected from Islamic men.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2024 07:25 PM (u82oZ)

5 Cafe yay

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 18, 2024 07:27 PM (vnSn7)

6 That "sweet video" of the little boy driving a trainload of animals behind his tractor takes a darker turn when you realize that none of the animals returned from their tour of the "pie factory."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 18, 2024 07:28 PM (BpYfr)

7 That walking artichoke really is cute!

Posted by: Paco at January 18, 2024 07:29 PM (njExo)

8 She Hobbit

We would huff and puff and clean belly buttons.

Fast forward 18 years, the oldest sassed his uncle, the 82nd Airborne trained giant from West Virginia. The rest of us moved valuables out of the way, as the fight was on.n. For 20 minutes.

The uncle blew raspberries into the defeated's belly button for the win. He was not a gracious loser, but the fight was over.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2024 07:30 PM (u82oZ)

9 A happy deer
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Why? Because he killed someone!

(Deer kill more people than any other animal.)

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2024 07:31 PM (krQz2)

10 "Perfessor" Squirrel

Chicken Run has entered the building

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2024 07:31 PM (u82oZ)

11 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2024 07:31 PM (fwDg9)

12 Perfesser, I emailed you a book question today, fyi

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 18, 2024 07:31 PM (vnSn7)

13 Sled doggie is too cute

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2024 07:33 PM (fwDg9)

14 when you realize that none of the animals returned from their tour of the "pie factory."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 18, 2024 07:28 PM (BpYfr)

Oh, no!

Anyway...

*takes another forkful of pot pie

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 18, 2024 07:33 PM (OX9vb)

15 yo wut sup

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 18, 2024 07:34 PM (lwOKI)

16 Café Balanced Scorecard update for 18 Jan 2024

Bats: 0
Yaks: 0
Llamas: 0
Sea Otters: 0
River Otters: 0
Giant Watusi: 0
Leaf Sheep: 1

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 18, 2024 07:34 PM (a3Q+t)

17 Axeman

Man is the most dangerous animal, by far.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2024 07:34 PM (u82oZ)

18 That Lincoln takes me back. My late father initially drove Cadillacs, then switched to Lincolns (for reasons that I do not recall). They were sweet rides, and truly luxurious on the inside - although the experience was not exactly enhanced by the presence of his spit cup on the console.

Posted by: Paco at January 18, 2024 07:34 PM (njExo)

19 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 18, 2024 07:35 PM (Wnv9h)

20 Axeman

Man is the most dangerous animal, by far.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2024 07:34 PM (u82oZ)
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Which is why they are the Most Dangerous Game.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2024 07:35 PM (krQz2)

21 On my way home tonight I noticed that there's a man who's actually named Herod running for town council, and his signs are starting to go up. I don't know much about him but I might get one of his signs, just because it would tickle me to have a VOTE FOR HEROD!!! sign in my yard.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 18, 2024 07:36 PM (2PNxc)

22 Yo. Cat sup

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 18, 2024 07:36 PM (5xURv)

23 "My pappy said son yer gonna drive me to drinkin' if ya don't stop drivin' that hotrod Lincoln".

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 18, 2024 07:36 PM (V8he0)

24 That leaf sheep is adorable.

I bet it's mating habits are as gory an unpleasant as all get out.

Because that's the way slugs are.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 18, 2024 07:36 PM (ou9hh)

25 That Lincoln takes me back.

Posted by: Paco at January 18, 2024 07:34 PM (njExo)
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He showed up in Doc Brown's DeLorean?

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2024 07:37 PM (krQz2)

26 9. Deer kill more people than any other animal. - Axeman

Yeah, but can you really blame them?

Posted by: Paco at January 18, 2024 07:37 PM (njExo)

27 Skiing and impossibly steep slope.

He should have cut his camera-turned video about a second shorter. That last cut is a bit too anti-gravity.

Posted by: mikeski at January 18, 2024 07:37 PM (DgGvY)

28 Deer kill more people than any other animal. - Axeman

Yeah, but can you really blame them?
Posted by: Paco at January 18, 2024 07:37 PM (njExo)
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We kinda started it, creating a season for them.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2024 07:38 PM (krQz2)

29 Tom Servo

Is Pontius Pilate running as well?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2024 07:38 PM (u82oZ)

30 Baby laughter heals a broken heart.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2024 07:39 PM (ljnbz)

31 Nuns, both aged 79, are jailed for hitting vulnerable youngsters with rosary beads and making one eat their own vomit at Scottish orphanage

https://mol.im/a/12978667

Posted by: Ciampino - Rulers across the hand at January 18, 2024 07:40 PM (qfLjt)

32 Is Pontius Pilate running as well?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2024 07:38 PM (u82oZ)
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He washed his hands of the whole deal.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2024 07:41 PM (krQz2)

33 Perfesser, I emailed you a book question today, fyi
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 18, 2024 07:31 PM (vnSn7)
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Got it! Thanks!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 18, 2024 07:42 PM (BpYfr)

34 It's amazing how much damage a deer can do to a car. I've had a couple of friends who had some night-time encounters, and I think they're both probably lucky to be alive. I was shocked by the damage to the cars.

Posted by: Paco at January 18, 2024 07:42 PM (njExo)

35 Subway makes a major menu change at stores nationwide

http://tinyurl.com/4n2dvxzy

Posted by: Ciampino - Start a new one - Superway at January 18, 2024 07:43 PM (qfLjt)

36 Man is the most dangerous animal, by far.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2024 07:34 PM (u82oZ)
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Are you sure about that?

Posted by: Mosquito at January 18, 2024 07:43 PM (BpYfr)

37 That's a great story, salty. Thank you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2024 07:43 PM (TXEHw)

38 The '75 Lincoln is a spitting image of my '76 Mark IV with it's 460 cubic inches of power, leather seats, and moonroof, oh and the landau top.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at January 18, 2024 07:44 PM (We9fe)

39 Now they should be forced to stay open:

@MrAndyNgo 10h
Woke outerwear clothing brand @REI
is shutting down its flagship Portland store following surging theft and public safety issues. The retailer supported BLM during the deadly 2020 BLM-Antifa riots and established a "BIPOC Advisory Council” to advance DEI.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 18, 2024 07:44 PM (IG4Id)

40 Every school day morning and afternoon, I am surrounded by the laughter of four of my six kindergartners. The other two, both boys, try to hit the head of a neighboring boy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2024 07:44 PM (u82oZ)

41 The penguin's perfume is so strong, that it infects every part of the animal's body. The skin and hair are so entirely impregnated with it, that they retain their original smell long after they have been taken from the body; and if a person be shut up in the same apartment with one of these, the odour is almost insupportable.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at January 18, 2024 07:45 PM (vFG9F)

42 Ace, if you're around

Have you seen how the GOPe is attacking the black Lt Gov of NC for making completely accurate statements about Nazis and gays?

Posted by: Trump lost 1 county by 1 vote in the county that went 70% Obama and that proves he can't beat Biden at January 18, 2024 07:45 PM (hQeb1)

43 It's amazing how much damage a deer can do to a car. I've had a couple of friends who had some night-time encounters, and I think they're both probably lucky to be alive. I was shocked by the damage to the cars.
Posted by: Paco at January 18, 2024 07:42 PM (njExo)
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For several years I lived less than a mile from one of Michigan's hotspots. I saw it on a heat map and it was the brightest shades of red on the map: Cornell Road in Haslett Michigan.

It's a rural road between two main drags that goes through a swamp.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2024 07:47 PM (krQz2)

44 I don't get the penguin hate.

They are remarkable critters. They show a commitment to their mates and offspring that humans should strive for.

Plus, they make me smile when they waddle.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2024 07:47 PM (TXEHw)

45 38. The '75 Lincoln is a spitting image of my '76 Mark IV with it's 460 cubic inches of power, leather seats, and moonroof, oh and the landau top. - actually inside the beltway

Love those old boats! Speaking of Lincolns, I saw a restored 1947 Lincoln Continental at a car show in Richmond, VA many years ago. Maroon with a tan-colored drop-top and tan-colored upholstery. One of the most beautiful cars I've ever seen close-up.

Posted by: Paco at January 18, 2024 07:47 PM (njExo)

46 On my way home tonight I noticed that there's a man who's actually named Herod running for town council, and his signs are starting to go up. I don't know much about him but I might get one of his signs, just because it would tickle me to have a VOTE FOR HEROD!!! sign in my yard.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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A head on every platter!

Posted by: screaming in digital at January 18, 2024 07:48 PM (i671v)

47 Man is the most dangerous animal, by far.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2024 07:34 PM (u82oZ)
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Are you sure about that?
Posted by: Mosquito at January 18, 2024 07:43 PM (BpYfr)
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-- Bat and Pangolin have entered the chat --

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2024 07:48 PM (krQz2)

48 Plus, they make me smile when they waddle.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2024 07:47 PM (TXEHw)
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Get a full whiff of a Penguin house.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2024 07:49 PM (krQz2)

49 The only place you could have a dixie horn is a foreign country.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 18, 2024 07:49 PM (Y6IkP)

50 @34

>> I was shocked by the damage to the cars.

I was driving north on 287, three lanes of cars going around 80 miles an hour, just about 5 car lengths in the right most lane, the front end of a Nissan SUV disintegrated from running into a deer smack on.

It was horrible to behold.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 18, 2024 07:49 PM (XV/Pl)

51 It's amazing how much damage a deer can do to a car. I've had a couple of friends who had some night-time encounters, and I think they're both probably lucky to be alive. I was shocked by the damage to the cars.
Posted by: Paco at January 18, 2024 07:42 PM (njExo)

Feral hogs have entered the chat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 18, 2024 07:49 PM (R4t5M)

52 Paco

The key with deer is to not swerve. And let up on the brake just before impact.

Our newspaper delivery woman, a sweet lady, swerved to avoid two deer, and went not a culvert. The injuries eventually killed her.

Letting up on the brake keeps the bumper higher, so the deer does not go through the windshield and hurt you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2024 07:49 PM (u82oZ)

53 head on every platter!
Posted by: screaming in digital at January 18, 2024 07:48 PM (i671v)
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Honey, that's a lot of work.

Posted by: Kamala at January 18, 2024 07:49 PM (krQz2)

54 Heard tell moose are the worst car accidents

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2024 07:50 PM (fwDg9)

55 Get a full whiff of a Penguin house.
Posted by: Axeman

So what? You stink too.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2024 07:50 PM (Y/u0P)

56 Pangolins are practically penguins.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2024 07:51 PM (krQz2)

57 Plus, they make me smile when they waddle.

Go to Walmart.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 18, 2024 07:52 PM (MI2XO)

58 {{{screaming in digital}}}

Glad to hear your place is now home.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2024 07:52 PM (u82oZ)

59 That Lincoln Continental simulator was pretty much on point. Except for maybe the cellphone in the glove compartment.

In all seriousness, that thing brings back memories. My dad had a green '70s vintage Gran Torino station wagon. Looked a lot like this:

https://www.pinterest.es/pin/325736985553900329/

but more of an olive green. Surprisingly comfortable for long trips and it'd shit and git if you stomped the gas.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 18, 2024 07:53 PM (/HDaX)

60 Is Herod out kissing babies???

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 18, 2024 07:53 PM (2yu8s)

61 I like those classic car asmr videos too much.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 18, 2024 07:53 PM (Y6IkP)

62 I imagine a moose would completely total your vehicle. Same with an elk.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 18, 2024 07:53 PM (R4t5M)

63 Posted by: screaming in digital at January 18, 2024 07:48 PM (i671v)
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No one can hear you.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2024 07:53 PM (krQz2)

64 I imagine a moose would completely total your vehicle.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 18, 2024 07:53 PM (R4t5M)
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Not so much squirrel.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2024 07:54 PM (krQz2)

65 43. For several years I lived less than a mile from one of Michigan's hotspots. I saw it on a heat map and it was the brightest shades of red on the map: Cornell Road in Haslett Michigan. - Axeman

There's a 15 mile stretch of road running almost due west from where I live that I try hard to avoid at night. There's practically nobody who lives in the area, and it runs through lowland forest. I've seen up to a half dozen or so deer grazing by the side of this two lane road, sometimes several groups separated by a mile or so, and I've always been afraid one of those things was going to panic and run in front of the car. So far, so good, but it does make me nervous.

Posted by: Paco at January 18, 2024 07:54 PM (njExo)

66 Is Herod out kissing babies???
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 18, 2024 07:53 PM (2yu8s)

Out killing firstborn males, last I checked.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 18, 2024 07:55 PM (/HDaX)

67 Anyway...

*takes another forkful of pot pie
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 18, 2024 07:33 PM (OX9vb)

Make certain it's made with organically-grown pot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2024 07:55 PM (tkR6S)

68 Heard tell moose are the worst car accidents
Posted by: Skip

They're so tall you drive right under them. The first thing the body of the moose hits is your windshield, and shortly thereafter your face. Your front bumper and hood just clip the legs out from under them.

And they weigh a half-ton.

Posted by: mikeski at January 18, 2024 07:55 PM (DgGvY)

69 They are remarkable critters. They show a commitment to their mates and offspring that humans should strive for.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2024 07:47 PM

Due to extensive disinformation and misinformation campaigns that have been run for over 50 years by Big Penguin, much of the truth of the pernacious polymorphic perversity of penguins has been forgotten by the general public:

https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-18370797

https://theweek.com/articles/474768/ revealed-horrific-sexual-depravity-hooligan-penguins (remove space)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 18, 2024 07:56 PM (a3Q+t)

70 52. The key with deer is to not swerve. And let up on the brake just before impact. - NaCly Dog

Good advice.

Posted by: Paco at January 18, 2024 07:57 PM (njExo)

71 62 I imagine a moose would completely total your vehicle. Same with an elk.
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Yeah; crappy steering-wheel control with those hooves. Large dogs are a much better choice of chauffeur.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 18, 2024 07:57 PM (2yu8s)

72 shocked by the damage to the cars.

Guy was late to a BMW motorcycle campout. Arrived with extensive cosmetic damage but running bike. Hit a cow on a country road at night. Earned the nickname "cow killer".

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 18, 2024 07:57 PM (MI2XO)

73 I think Shaun the Sheep had a rave once.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 18, 2024 07:58 PM (Y6IkP)

74 That '75 continental; it's amazing how much of the the interior (dash) was the same as my '71 Torino. Of course being '75, and everyone freaking out about Gas prices, the Lincoln put a giant gas gauge in the middle, which was stupid. I liked the older super wide speedo with a needle, felt like it was a foot wide or more.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 18, 2024 07:58 PM (2PNxc)

75 Large dogs are a much better choice of chauffeur.

Better poker players too.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 18, 2024 07:59 PM (MI2XO)

76 I liked the older super wide speedo with a needle, felt like it was a foot wide or more.
Posted by: Tom Servo

"Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"

"62.038, officer."

Posted by: mikeski at January 18, 2024 08:00 PM (DgGvY)

77 Just switched TV channels and see in the last minute of a Murder, She Wrote that Frank Costanza was the/a guest star as a police lieutenant. [I assume a guest and not a regular character.]

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 18, 2024 08:00 PM (2yu8s)

78 I imagine a moose would completely total your vehicle. Same with an elk.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 18, 2024 07:53 PM (R4t5M)

They will total you, too. A thousand-pound animal coming through the windshield is almost certain death.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2024 08:00 PM (tkR6S)

79 I got distracted by a troll in the last thread.

Anyway, don't help strangers. Helping someone in distress can ruin your life for up to seven years (that I know of). I'm betting a lot more.

Save your years in Judiciary Hell for people you actually know. Not some fuckin' stranger.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 18, 2024 08:00 PM (0FoWg)

80 Dad had that Lincoln with the suicide doors. Sweet.

Posted by: and here we go again.... at January 18, 2024 08:00 PM (SNVFk)

81 For several years I lived less than a mile from one of Michigan's hotspots. I saw it on a heat map and it was the brightest shades of red on the map: Cornell Road in Haslett Michigan. - Axeman

I checked one of those maps and Newaygo County is not too bad in general. But the road from town out to my dad's place runs right through a hot spot.

Yeah, I hit one.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 18, 2024 08:00 PM (/HDaX)

82
https://www.thehistoryblog.com/archives/68213

Roman swords found

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2024 08:00 PM (fwDg9)

83 Dodge Aspen. Not a bad looking car, for the money, back then.

Posted by: Questions at January 18, 2024 08:00 PM (1/cvT)

84 No one can hear you.
Posted by: Axeman
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yep. that's why I chose this nic.

Posted by: screaming in digital at January 18, 2024 08:01 PM (i671v)

85 nurse ratched

A French scientist got a grant to travel to Antartica to measure the internal pressure inside penguins when they poop. Because they are stationary, they shot poop away from them.

I got the scientific paper, and showed it to a third grade boy interested in animal science. Poop and math, perfect for a 3rd grader. Well the math was over his head. He now wants to be a marine biologist, and we talk science.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2024 08:01 PM (u82oZ)

86 >>I imagine a moose would completely total your vehicle.

I lived in Maine. A moose will total your car.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2024 08:01 PM (ZLI7S)

87 *curtsies to Salty*

How are you, dear Salty?

Posted by: screaming in digital at January 18, 2024 08:01 PM (i671v)

88 I miscounted. Helping that lady ruined my life for *nine* years. Nine.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 18, 2024 08:02 PM (0FoWg)

89 The key with deer is to not swerve. And let up on the brake just before impact. - NaCly Dog

Good advice.

Posted by: Paco at January 18, 2024 07:57 PM (njExo)

Yes. Elk or moose try to avoid if possible. Not head on.

Posted by: and here we go again.... at January 18, 2024 08:03 PM (SNVFk)

90 Letting up on the brake keeps the bumper higher, so the deer does not go through the windshield and hurt you.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2024 07:49 PM (u82oZ)

Doent lissen 2 him. Swurrrvvvv!

U knot get hert, wee swer.

Posted by: National Deer Association at January 18, 2024 08:03 PM (dZLCB)

91 Dad had that Lincoln with the suicide doors. Sweet.

The Chevy C-10. Short bed, with the steps between the rear wheel well and the door.

The Fords looked good from the same era with the external tail lights, in their own housing.

Posted by: Questions at January 18, 2024 08:03 PM (1/cvT)

92 Better poker players too.
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Yes, but keep an eye out for cheating though -- they're not all good boys.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 18, 2024 08:03 PM (2yu8s)

93 Mrs. Paco is fond of penguins. She's from Chile, and when she was a little girl, the family found a young one all by itself on the beach. They took it home and cared for it and I think it survived for quite some time. I believe she has a picture of it somewhere wearing a little top hat and a red sash.

Posted by: Paco at January 18, 2024 08:04 PM (njExo)

94 Anyway, don't help strangers. Helping someone in distress can ruin your life for up to seven years (that I know of). I'm betting a lot more.

Save your years in Judiciary Hell for people you actually know. Not some fuckin' stranger.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 18, 2024 08:00 PM (0FoWg)

If you do intervene, kill the perp, and get out of Dodge. Don't hang around waiting for gratitude.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2024 08:04 PM (tkR6S)

95 screaming in digital

Doing great.

Still very cold, but yesterday the roads were clear enough for schools to open.

There was much rejoicing, from the parents.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2024 08:04 PM (u82oZ)

96 I had pubic hair growing on my testicles before that young whippersnapper ever plugged an ignition key into a Lincoln.

My intoxicated HS buddy may have jumped a vintage Lincoln similar to that one around the corner of a two lane highway going over 100 mph+ with six passengers. Cleared the borrow pit, over off the shoulder of the road, and nobody died.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 18, 2024 08:05 PM (J3ryZ)

97 On Timcast tonite, Libby brought the cleavage.

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Corrupted at January 18, 2024 08:05 PM (MvF+J)

98 >>>I imagine a moose would completely total your vehicle.
~~~~~

I always thought of a moose as being similar in size to a horse but with antlers. That is until my first encounter with one on a highway in Maine. I could have driven my little car right under him.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 18, 2024 08:06 PM (kioo+)

99 No one can hear you.
Posted by: Axeman
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yep. that's why I chose this nic.
Posted by: screaming in digital at January 18, 2024 08:01 PM (i671v)
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Ace is not here, so we can quote Queensryche.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2024 08:06 PM (krQz2)

100 Funny, after Iowa out come polls saying Biden is now leading Trump in general election.

I'm shocked! See my shocked face?

Posted by: Black JEM at January 18, 2024 08:08 PM (UVyKP)

101 I've always wanted to be a marine biologist!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 18, 2024 08:09 PM (2yu8s)

102 I lived in Maine. A moose will total your car.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2024 08:01 PM (ZLI7S)

I remember the first time I went to Yellowstone. I was driving along, minding my own business, saw some people by the side of the road waving their arms like maniacs.

I went around a curve and.... a heard of buffalo.

By sheer dumb luck I didn't hit one (or more). Which you know already, because I'm here now, typing.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 18, 2024 08:09 PM (MlINn)

103 Ace is not here, so we can quote Queensryche.
Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2024 08:06 PM

Queensrÿche.

Mom says anything worth doing is worth doing well.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at January 18, 2024 08:10 PM (a3Q+t)

104 https://www.thehistoryblog.com/archives/68213
Roman swords found
Posted by: Skip

From 135AD? They've been roamin' for a while.

Posted by: mikeski at January 18, 2024 08:10 PM (DgGvY)

105 @LibsOfTiktok
This person uses it pronouns and doesn’t identify as human. She claims to identify as a robot and doesn’t feel human emotion.

There’s a serious mental health crisis affecting young people.
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Well robots are just human constructs, so...

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2024 08:10 PM (krQz2)

106 And the lady I helped was cool. She tried to help me in return. To no avail.

These cunt prosecutors and judges don't care who was helped or harmed. Just convictions, BAY-BEE!

They're killer bees, out for your honeycomb.

No more or less than that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 18, 2024 08:11 PM (0FoWg)

107 The cutest little invertebrate.
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A Republican Senator?

Posted by: Eeyore at January 18, 2024 08:11 PM (1bNHn)

108 Ace is not here, so we can quote Queensryche.
Posted by: Axeman

Queensrÿche.
Mom says anything worth doing is worth doing well.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher

Shut up, We..... nah, Queensrÿche is cool. Rock on, Wesley.

Posted by: mikeski at January 18, 2024 08:11 PM (DgGvY)

109 The most white knuckle drive I ever had wasn't snow or ice but driving across Georgia in October at night and their were so many deer. Smashed cars all over the place. The glint in their eyes from a distance looked like mile markers off the side of the road until you saw it move. Whole herds jumping across right in front of you.

And then I get to the most run down, giant palmetto bug infested p.o.s. place I reserved a stay at and they didn't open till 9am in the morning so I slept in my car. Hookers and punks walking by my car thinking "that boy made some bad choices".

Posted by: banana Dream at January 18, 2024 08:11 PM (Y6IkP)

110 Now that's what I call marine biology!

Posted by: Thorton Mellon at January 18, 2024 08:11 PM (R4t5M)

111 Posted by: BurtTC at January 18, 2024 08:09 PM (MlINn)
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Pffft. Who hasn't heard of buffalo!

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2024 08:11 PM (krQz2)

112

Taco Bell and Uber Eats are teaming up to bring an all-new breakfast treat to a bowl near you. Cinnamon Twists Cereal takes Taco Bell’s signature sweet treat and shrinks down the cinnamon, sugary goodness into a breakfast cereal that has fans going wild.

You better act fast if you want to get your hands on a bowl of Cinnamon Twists, however, as the limited time cereal is going fast and exclusive to Uber Eats and Taco Bell Reward members.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2024 08:12 PM (63Dwl)

113 I've always wanted to be a marine biologist!
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 18, 2024 08:09 PM (2yu8s)

It's not hard-- They're basically H. Sapiens, just more aggressive and with a higher risk tolerance and reproductive drive. Some of them can even read!

Posted by: Vanya at January 18, 2024 08:12 PM (H5IZ1)

114 It's not hard-- They're basically H. Sapiens, just more aggressive and with a higher risk tolerance and reproductive drive. Some of them can even read!

Posted by: Vanya at January 18, 2024 08:12 PM (H5IZ1)
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They aren't geologists after all.

Posted by: Dr. Sheldon Cooper at January 18, 2024 08:14 PM (krQz2)

115 Pffft. Who hasn't heard of buffalo!
Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2024 08:11 PM

Wat 'r you talking about?

Posted by: Bubalus bubalis at January 18, 2024 08:14 PM (a3Q+t)

116 62 I imagine a moose would completely total your vehicle. Same with an elk.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 18, 2024 07:53 PM (R4t5M)

They are tall enough that they can end up in the front seat with you. Well....not exactly with.

Posted by: javems at January 18, 2024 08:14 PM (8I4hW)

117 I remember an article in some hippy dippy magazine back in the 70s. "How to live in British Columbia on $2500 a year". Step one, buy a .303 because they were cheap. Step two, shoot a moose. I don't know how much meat a large moose yields but I bet it's enough to get you through the year.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 18, 2024 08:15 PM (0EOe9)

118 109. And then I get to the most run down, giant palmetto bug infested p.o.s. place I reserved a stay at and they didn't open till 9am in the morning so I slept in my car.

I had my first encounter with a Palmetto bug when I was at the University of Miami. I was sneaking up on it with a can of Raid, thinking it was just a particularly large cockroach, and the damned thing went airborne and flew right at my face. I never knew that cockroaches had an air force.

Posted by: Paco at January 18, 2024 08:15 PM (njExo)

119 I better get some rest, every day on way home could take a nap at a red light stop.
Have a great evening everyone, Friday and snow coming.

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2024 08:15 PM (fwDg9)

120 Mrs. Paco is fond of penguins. She's from Chile, and when she was a little girl, the family found a young one all by itself on the beach. They took it home and cared for it and I think it survived for quite some time. I believe she has a picture of it somewhere wearing a little top hat and a red sash.
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That's a very nice anecdote, Paco.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 18, 2024 08:16 PM (2yu8s)

121 '75 Lincoln Continental

Friend of mine in HS had an early 70s Oldsmobile Stationwagon. Had a 455 and it was 19 1/2 feet long. The back door of the wagon slid down beneath the car and the back seat faced out the back. Great for shooting bottle rockets while driving around country roads at night.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 18, 2024 08:16 PM (naiw2)

122 I got the scientific paper, and showed it to a third grade boy interested in animal science. Poop and math, perfect for a 3rd grader. Well the math was over his head. He now wants to be a marine biologist, and we talk science.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2024 08:01 PM (u82oZ)
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Corrupting America's youth by exposing them to science and math!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 18, 2024 08:17 PM (BpYfr)

123 Here is a link to a transcript of yesterday's speech by Javier Milei to the WEF bun-toss. Well worth reading!

http://tinyurl.com/4nfpdrvb

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2024 08:18 PM (tkR6S)

124 I hit a cow elk in Jellystone during twilight. Herd was resting on the bend of the highway. They scattered as I came around the curve. One headed away from me and as I braked hard and slowed down, I gently caught her legs and she simply slid onto the hood. Then slid off when I came to a stop.

She got up, insulted me with a tail wag and was gone. No damage to her or the hood of my 71 Ford Torino.

Posted by: Beartooth at January 18, 2024 08:18 PM (mRVYB)

125 118 I told my friend about the cicada double header coming up this season. Wally the Cat started working out, getting in shape for trophy hunting.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 18, 2024 08:19 PM (0EOe9)

126 North American "buffalo" are actually bison.

North American "elk" are actually wapiti.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at January 18, 2024 08:19 PM (a3Q+t)

127 Pffft. Who hasn't heard of buffalo!
Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2024 08:11 PM (krQz2)

Dammit! They're still tormenting me, that herd.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 18, 2024 08:20 PM (eVeam)

128 Taco Bell and Uber Eats are teaming up to bring an all-new breakfast treat to a bowl near you. Cinnamon Twists Cereal takes Taco Bell’s signature sweet treat and shrinks down the cinnamon, sugary goodness into a breakfast cereal that has fans going wild.

You better act fast if you want to get your hands on a bowl of Cinnamon Twists, however, as the limited time cereal is going fast and exclusive to Uber Eats and Taco Bell Reward members.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2024 08:12 PM (63Dwl)

Just eat a box of sugar cubes and cut out the middleman.

Posted by: Vanya at January 18, 2024 08:22 PM (H5IZ1)

129 120. Thanks, Andy.

Posted by: Paco at January 18, 2024 08:22 PM (njExo)

130
North American "buffalo" are actually bison.

North American "elk" are actually wapiti.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher

Shut up, Wesley.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 18, 2024 08:22 PM (xG4kz)

131 Question for those in moose country. I like watching the game warden shows on outdoor tv. They often show incidents where a moose or other large game gets clipped by car, and they haul the carcass off for butchering and charity (a good thing). Now, can the person that hit the animal claim it for personal consumption?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 18, 2024 08:23 PM (0EOe9)

132 I remember those Oldsmobile wagons! And they would have a thin window/skylight halfway down so the kids in back seat could see the sky.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 18, 2024 08:23 PM (2PNxc)

133 Have a great night, everyone.

May the only deer near you be a dear.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2024 08:24 PM (u82oZ)

134 North American "buffalo" are actually bison.

North American "elk" are actually wapiti.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at January 18, 2024 08:19 PM (a3Q+t)

If you find yourself rollerskating among them, then they are elk, not buffalo.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2024 08:24 PM (tkR6S)

135 Question for those in moose country. I like watching the game warden shows on outdoor tv. They often show incidents where a moose or other large game gets clipped by car, and they haul the carcass off for butchering and charity (a good thing). Now, can the person that hit the animal claim it for personal consumption?
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 18, 2024 08:23 PM (0EOe9)

Well, does he have a permit and it is in season?

Posted by: Oldcat at January 18, 2024 08:25 PM (eoQWY)

136 Now, can the person that hit the animal claim it for personal consumption?
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 18, 2024 08:23 PM (0EOe9)

I wouldn't think you'd want to incentivize Jim Bob to weld a reinforced cattle guard onto his truck and go hunting the road at night.

Posted by: Vanya at January 18, 2024 08:25 PM (H5IZ1)

137 We had a healthy crop of cicadas last year in Illinois. Biggest crop I remember was 1973.

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Corrupted at January 18, 2024 08:26 PM (MvF+J)

138 The Uber Eats $20 bowl of cereal.

Just go to Taco Hell, get the churros, and pulse in a food processor. Add milk. Voila! like fucking magic.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 18, 2024 08:26 PM (R4t5M)

139 Now, can the person that hit the animal claim it for personal consumption?
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 18, 2024 08:23 PM (0EOe9)

In some jurisdictions, not all. Ask your local Moose and Goose.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2024 08:26 PM (tkR6S)

140 If you find yourself rollerskating among them, then they are elk, not buffalo.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2024 08:24 PM (tkR6S)

Roger Miller... Nice. Yes, it has been stated that you can't do that.

Posted by: Vanya at January 18, 2024 08:26 PM (H5IZ1)

141
I remember an article in some hippy dippy magazine back in the 70s. "How to live in British Columbia on $2500 a year". Step one, buy a .303 because they were cheap. Step two, shoot a moose. I don't know how much meat a large moose yields but I bet it's enough to get you through the year.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door

Step three had better have been make a whole lot of moose jerky. Absent refrigeration, which I imagine was not part of the $2,500 annual expenditures, you'd have had a regular fiesta of vermin on that moose carcass.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 18, 2024 08:27 PM (xG4kz)

142 Now, can the person that hit the animal claim it for personal consumption?
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 18, 2024 08:23 PM (0EOe9)

No, because dead people don't eat... food.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 18, 2024 08:27 PM (Td99v)

143
If anyone is interested, FeTV is running the lone color episode of the original Perry Mason series, S9, E21.

It was about 2/3 of the way through the 9th and last season and was a test. Had they gone with an 10th season, they were going to shoot it in color, but they didn't.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 18, 2024 08:28 PM (w6EFb)

144 The Uber Eats $20 bowl of cereal.

Just go to Taco Hell, get the churros, and pulse in a food processor. Add milk. Voila! like fucking magic.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 18, 2024 08:26 PM (R4t5M)

Clown World, man. Payment plans for $100 purchases and ordering in cereal. WTF are we doing here...

Posted by: Vanya at January 18, 2024 08:28 PM (H5IZ1)

145 Replaced a fill valve in the toilet this afternoon. Sure as shit, I busted the feeder line and had to call a plumber anyway.

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Corrupted at January 18, 2024 08:28 PM (MvF+J)

146 135. Now, can the person that hit the animal claim it for personal consumption? - bill in arkansas

Interesting question. In Florida, I believe it used to be illegal to take roadkill for consumption (may still be illegal).

Posted by: Paco at January 18, 2024 08:29 PM (njExo)

147 The ELK, or MOOSE DEER, is the largest species of deer that is known, and is distinguished from all others by having broad and flattened horns with several points, no brow-antlers, and a hairy protuberance on the throat

Strong and powerful as these animals are, it has been found possible to domesticate and train them to labour. Mr. Livingston, at a farm near New York, made the experiment by breaking two elks to the harness. After having been only twice bitted, though two years old, they appeared equally docile with colts of the same age, applying their whole strength to the draught, and proceeding in a steady pace.

Posted by: Moose Facts at January 18, 2024 08:30 PM (vFG9F)

148 We had a healthy crop of cicadas last year in Illinois. Biggest crop I remember was 1973.
Posted by: Filesystem /gp Corrupted at January 18, 2024 08:26 PM (MvF+J)
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This year is supposed to be a biggie for cicadas. For the first time in many, many years, two broods (17-year and 13-year broods) will emerge at the same time.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 18, 2024 08:30 PM (kioo+)

149 141 Yeah. That article did go into some detail about preservation, both meat and fish. It said read up on smoking,cold packing, and underground ice preservation. The particular magazine (can't remember which one) wasn't exactly the kind drawing hard working pioneers into its readership.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 18, 2024 08:31 PM (0EOe9)

150 Hey, sh&teater Ace! Question for you.

If the Democrats succeed in assassinating Donald Trump (because increasingly it is becoming clearer that it is what it will take to keep him out of the White House, and the Democrats and their markspeopleX in the intelligence agencies are willing to stop at nothing to remove him from the playing field — are you as dementedly stupid to think that your pathetic meatball will be selected to take over?

In other words, how fucking stupid are you and your buddy in stupidity, CBD?

Be honest for once.

Posted by: Not Fat Dumb Ron at January 18, 2024 08:31 PM (i+Vg5)

151 Elks (moose) were formerly used in Sweden for the drawing of sledges; but as they were frequently employed in the escape of criminals from justice, the use of them was prohibited under severe penalties.

Posted by: Moose Facts at January 18, 2024 08:32 PM (vFG9F)

152 I stumbled upon the perfect gift for Nurse, if anyone gets on her bad side:

https://a.co/d/c8ohnp4

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 18, 2024 08:32 PM (L8hCM)

153
Outside our office building alongside Brandywine Creek at the DuPont Experimental Station one morning there were three or four Whitetail Deer meandering past a parking lot. Something spooked them, and you would not believe how much clambering, clattering and hoof beats occurred as they scrambled OVER the parked vehicles to the hill leading up from the other side of the lot.

As my vehicle was not among those so assaulted, I do not know whether any damage was inflicted upon them.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 18, 2024 08:33 PM (xG4kz)

154 Interesting question. In Florida, I believe it used to be illegal to take roadkill for consumption (may still be illegal).
Posted by: Paco at January 18, 2024 08:29 PM (njExo)

In many cases, the roadkill is not fit for consumption, as internal organs have been ruptured. And even when not, how do you know how long the critter has been lying there dead, unless you are the driver who killed it, or a witness to the collision?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2024 08:33 PM (tkR6S)

155 >>Now, can the person that hit the animal claim it for personal consumption?


Here's a picture of a moose. And a car.

You hit one of them in a car and you aren't going to be eating much of anything.

http://tinyurl.com/bdf4ybzv

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2024 08:34 PM (ZLI7S)

156
If anyone is interested, FeTV is running the lone color episode of the original Perry Mason series, S9, E21.

Be sure to stay tuned for the "All Iron Man, All the Time" festival to follow immediately afterward!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 18, 2024 08:34 PM (xG4kz)

157 Elks (moose) were formerly used in Sweden for the drawing of sledges; but as they were frequently employed in the escape of criminals from justice, the use of them was prohibited under severe penalties.
Posted by: Moose Facts at January 18, 2024 08:32 PM (vFG9F)

That's absolutely awesome.

Charge: Possession of a moose (1st offence)

Posted by: Vanya at January 18, 2024 08:35 PM (H5IZ1)

158 Ah! The gay Moby has arrived to put us some knowledge.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2024 08:35 PM (tkR6S)

159 148 In Chicago in the 1950s-60s, I remember we had a couple of seasons where we got swarmed by grasshoppers. Everywhere on the pavement and sidewalks. Haven't heard about it happening since.

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Corrupted at January 18, 2024 08:35 PM (MvF+J)

160 150

Wow. There's a stench in here infinitely worse than penguin bouquet.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 18, 2024 08:37 PM (a3Q+t)

161 "Klaus Schwab: ‘Elections Will Soon Be a Quaint Relic of the Past"

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He seems nice.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 18, 2024 08:37 PM (lkgB6)

162 why din't you people tell me I was posting on the wrong thread ?? Now I have to repeat myself..

"AHAHAHAH!!! the sidebar !!

"Megyn Kelly on Lauren Sanchez, Jeff Bezos' surgically-clownified sidepiece: "She looks like a hooker! Be a little classy!"
Medical enhancements might just be the rule at Chez Bezos. Derek at More Plates More Dates commented that Jeff Bezos is himself "sauced up," meaning, "on steroids." He said it, not me. Take it up with him. But know that he is an expert in "saucing.""


🤣🤣🤣🤣




Posted by: runner at January 18, 2024 08:37 PM (V13WU)

163
Fat, dumb and stupid ain't gonna be around here for long ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 18, 2024 08:38 PM (xG4kz)

164 Here's a picture of a moose. And a car.
You hit one of them in a car and you aren't going to be eating much of anything.
http://tinyurl.com/bdf4ybzv
Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2024 08:34 PM (ZLI7S)
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Yep, and that looks to be just a wee lady moose.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 18, 2024 08:38 PM (kioo+)

165 and then ..

Sanchez is a piece of work and Bezos is a dumbass. Hope he has a solid , iron clad prenup. This "sauced - up" sidepiece broke Bezos' marriage by having a third party send dickpics to his wife and the media.

Posted by: runner at January 18, 2024 08:38 PM (V13WU)

166 154 That may be the reason they haul it off for butchering at a designated location and donate to charity. Bubba throws it in the pickup, hangs it and guts it without knowing how long its been there or how much internal damage he did. I shot a white tail on the run when I was a kid, pumped a second shot and ruptured the bladder. Lost a lot of meat.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 18, 2024 08:38 PM (0EOe9)

167 I don't know how people can stand cicadas. Even a few nights in Oklahoma visiting in-laws drove me crazy with the noise. The fetching Mrs Beartooth, being an Okie, thinks the sound is soothing. Gah!

Posted by: Beartooth at January 18, 2024 08:38 PM (mRVYB)

168 Outside our office building alongside Brandywine Creek at the DuPont Experimental Station one morning there were three or four Whitetail Deer meandering past a parking lot. Something spooked them, and you would not believe how much clambering, clattering and hoof beats occurred as they scrambled OVER the parked vehicles to the hill leading up from the other side of the lot.


That would be funny as hell.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 18, 2024 08:39 PM (R4t5M)

169 165 I don't like her looks, but I heard she can pilot a helicopter, so it kind of evens out.

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Corrupted at January 18, 2024 08:39 PM (MvF+J)

170 that looks to be just a wee lady moose.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 18, 2024 08:38 PM

Thanks. I'm grooming to replace Joe after he drops out before the convention.

Posted by: Michelle O. at January 18, 2024 08:40 PM (a3Q+t)

171 I'LL FIGHT YOU ALL IN THE OCTAGON!!!!!

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at January 18, 2024 08:40 PM (naiw2)

172 "Now, can the person that hit the animal claim it for personal consumption?
Posted by: bill in arkansas, "

Depends on the state. I think Idaho passed (or tried to pass) a law a few years back allowing you to take critters you hit.

Still prohibits hunting from cars.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 18, 2024 08:40 PM (ou9hh)

173 Ah! The gay Moby has arrived to put us some knowledge.

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I remember Moby and assume that would be redundant.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Trump losing one massively (D) county by one vote proves that he can't beat Biden at January 18, 2024 08:41 PM (+RC1q)

174 Here's a picture of a moose IN a car.

https://www.wcvb.com/article/incredible
-photos-of-moose-vs-car/8119630#

Posted by: IrishEi at January 18, 2024 08:41 PM (kioo+)

175 Real cars don't need extinguisher vats to test the gas tank.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hJSx3S6xFWA?feature=share

Posted by: DaveA at January 18, 2024 08:41 PM (FhXTo)

176 161 "Klaus Schwab: ‘Elections Will Soon Be a Quaint Relic of the Past"

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He seems nice.
Posted by: BurtTC


Guillotines will be making a comeback though!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 18, 2024 08:41 PM (naiw2)

177 The charm of nature and animals.

http://tinyurl.com/sy8j4exk

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 18, 2024 08:42 PM (FVME7)

178
That would be funny as hell.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner

It certainly amused me!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 18, 2024 08:42 PM (xG4kz)

179 Thanks. I'm grooming to replace Joe after he drops out before the convention.
Posted by: Michelle O. at January 18, 2024 08:40 PM (a3Q+t)
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My recurring nightmare!

Posted by: IrishEi at January 18, 2024 08:42 PM (kioo+)

180 167 Heh. They must have something in their chirp that takes cats back to their ancestors on the Serengeti. Friend's cat, Wally, goes nuts and brings them in as trophies. His human found three or four lined up, neat as a pin, under the bed one season.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 18, 2024 08:42 PM (0EOe9)

181 Sanchez is a piece of work and Bezos is a dumbass. Hope he has a solid , iron clad prenup. This "sauced - up" sidepiece broke Bezos' marriage by having a third party send dickpics to his wife and the media.
Posted by: runner at January 18, 2024 08:38 PM (V13WU)

Even if it costs him half he's still worth like half a trillion dollars.

As far as him being a dumbass-- The world is full of men who can absolutely own their chosen professions but get led around by either their dicks or there ears, depending on their personality.

Posted by: Vanya at January 18, 2024 08:43 PM (H5IZ1)

182 I'LL FIGHT YOU ALL IN THE OCTAGON!!!!!
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at January 18, 2024 08:40 PM (naiw2)

Lighten up, Francis.

Posted by: Vanya at January 18, 2024 08:44 PM (H5IZ1)

183 There seemed to be a lot more bugs around when I was a kid. At night every streetlight had a big cloud of bugs, with dead ones piled up underneath.

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Corrupted at January 18, 2024 08:44 PM (MvF+J)

184 I know of an instance where a guy inadvertantly sort of cornered a buck deer during rut. The guy was driving a Porsche. The deer ended up doing a tap dance on the 'hood', and to add insult it then urinated on it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2024 08:45 PM (XeU6L)

185 Still prohibits hunting from cars.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 18, 2024 08:40 PM (ou9hh)

Of course, it is hard to work the action in a bucket seat, and the brass bounces unpredictably of the dash

Unless you mean . . . Oh. Always pick up your brass.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 18, 2024 08:45 PM (D7oie)

186 >>Yep, and that looks to be just a wee lady moose.

You have to see them in person to appreciate how big they are.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2024 08:45 PM (ZLI7S)

187 I saw last thread 5th Element was discussed some. But no one mentioned that Gary Oldman's Zorg is one of the greatest characters he ever played!
"A stone cold killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, would've immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun."

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 18, 2024 08:45 PM (2PNxc)

188 BOS 3 COL 2 2nd INT

Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2024 08:45 PM (geLO8)

189 Question for those in moose country. I like watching the game warden shows on outdoor tv. They often show incidents where a moose or other large game gets clipped by car, and they haul the carcass off for butchering and charity (a good thing). Now, can the person that hit the animal claim it for personal consumption?
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 18, 2024 08:23 PM (0EOe9)

Well you have 13 or 17 years to get over it.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 18, 2024 08:46 PM (eoQWY)

190 I know of an instance where a guy inadvertantly sort of cornered a buck deer during rut. The guy was driving a Porsche. The deer ended up doing a tap dance on the 'hood', and to add insult it then urinated on it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2024 08:45 PM (XeU6L)

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!

Posted by: Enraged Horny Deer at January 18, 2024 08:46 PM (H5IZ1)

191 There seemed to be a lot more bugs around when I was a kid. At night every streetlight had a big cloud of bugs, with dead ones piled up underneath.
Posted by: Filesystem
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If your streetlights are now LED's, you will not see any bugs. The bugs *know* that it is unnatural light...so does the primal part of your brain. The sellers can talk on and on about spectrums, color temperatures, etc., but the bugs know better.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2024 08:48 PM (XeU6L)

192 https://www.wcvb.com/article/incredible
-photos-of-moose-vs-car/8119630#

Feel bad for the moose …

Posted by: Adriane the Flying Car Critic . . . at January 18, 2024 08:48 PM (4Winp)

193 There seemed to be a lot more bugs around when I was a kid. At night every streetlight had a big cloud of bugs, with dead ones piled up underneath.
Posted by: Filesystem /gp Corrupted at January 18, 2024 08:44 PM (MvF+J)

When I lived in City of Chicago in the 80s I noticed the lack of insects aside from roaches. Moving to the burbs I was woken up my first morning by crickets at dawn.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 18, 2024 08:48 PM (eoQWY)

194 Oldman reportedly hated playing Zorg, and I agree it was probably his best role.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 18, 2024 08:48 PM (D7oie)

195 BOS 3 COL 2 2nd INT
Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2024 08:45 PM (geLO

CO says no 96, some PFC went UA from 2nd.

Posted by: Enraged Horny Deer at January 18, 2024 08:48 PM (H5IZ1)

196 Off deer sock

Posted by: Vanya at January 18, 2024 08:49 PM (H5IZ1)

197 >>You have to see them in person to appreciate how big they are.



Yeah, a mature Bull Moose that is intent on stomping you into a pancake is an experience you will never forget.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2024 08:49 PM (RVloE)

198 >In other words, how fucking stupid are you and your buddy in stupidity, CBD?
Posted by: Not Fat Dumb Ron
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you forgot to close your parentheses
your comment is thereby invalid, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded

Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2024 08:49 PM (geLO8)

199 193 Yeah, every place we lived in Chicago had roaches.

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Corrupted at January 18, 2024 08:50 PM (MvF+J)

200 I know of an instance where a guy inadvertantly sort of cornered a buck deer during rut. The guy was driving a Porsche. The deer ended up doing a tap dance on the 'hood', and to add insult it then urinated on it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2024 08:45 PM (XeU6L)

And that too, would be funny as hell.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 18, 2024 08:50 PM (R4t5M)

201 s far as him being a dumbass-- The world is full of men who can absolutely own their chosen professions but get led around by either their dicks or there ears, depending on their personality.
Posted by: Vanya at January 18, 2024 08:43 PM (H5IZ1)

won't argue with that. it all depends on man's self worth and what he wants to be seen with.

Posted by: runner at January 18, 2024 08:50 PM (V13WU)

202 Oldman reportedly hated playing Zorg, and I agree it was probably his best role.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 18, 2024 08:48 PM (D7oie)

The same guy played Commissioner Gordon, Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg and Agent Stansfield. Dude's got some chops.

Posted by: Vanya at January 18, 2024 08:51 PM (H5IZ1)

203 troll has tiny balls

Posted by: runner at January 18, 2024 08:51 PM (V13WU)

204 Wild game coming into town is getting more and more common. The years I lived in Erie PA verified that. Sitting outside, a couple turkeys came walking through the parking lot, a few blocks from downtown. The newspaper had a deer crash through its front window and roam through the offices. Erie Cemetery (really urban area) might as well be designated public hunting grounds.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 18, 2024 08:53 PM (0EOe9)

205 We used to have a restaurant in MT called the Roadkill Cafe: You Kill 'em, We Grill 'em.

Posted by: Wenda at January 18, 2024 08:53 PM (ApuU/)

206 Erie Cemetery (really urban area) might as well be designated public hunting grounds.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 18, 2024 08:53 PM (0EOe9)

Is that the one by Waldameer?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 18, 2024 08:54 PM (R4t5M)

207 https://youtu.be/-zWBYY7B7GQ?si=gb_2DvfG7L819XlH

Salvaging a roadkill moose in alaska.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at January 18, 2024 08:54 PM (Rbu5d)

208 >>>You have to see them in person to appreciate how big they are.
~~~~~

I have! A ginormous bull in Maine. Terrifying.

Don't you read my comments, Straw?!?!

Posted by: IrishEi at January 18, 2024 08:54 PM (kioo+)

209 SURPRISE
SpaceX Starlink 7-11 Launch
TONIGHT IN 2 HOURS
January 18th at 10:55 PM (ET)

http://tinyurl.com/4mc3x3ef

Posted by: Ciampino - suplise Earthlings at January 18, 2024 08:55 PM (qfLjt)

210 Did somebody say something?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2024 08:55 PM (ZLI7S)

211 206 Nah, the old one on west 12th. Around Cherry IIRC.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 18, 2024 08:55 PM (0EOe9)

212 "Now, can the person that hit the animal claim it for personal consumption? "

in Wisconsin, I think yes

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at January 18, 2024 08:55 PM (WsTvr)

213 There seemed to be a lot more bugs around when I was a kid

And lizards, horned toads. Lady bugs. Quail.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 18, 2024 08:55 PM (UjBI4)

214 Surprise launch > surprise anal

Posted by: Montec at January 18, 2024 08:56 PM (73Px5)

215 213 Bobolinks. Heard them plenty as a kid, never since. OTOH, we got our bald eagles back.

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Corrupted at January 18, 2024 08:57 PM (MvF+J)

216 213 Haven't seen too many lightning bugs the past few seasons. A harmless critter, given to us just to entertain children of all ages.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 18, 2024 08:58 PM (0EOe9)

217 WA state has a roadkill salvage permit that allows you to harvest deer and elk. A different kind of meals on wheels.

Posted by: Rex B at January 18, 2024 08:58 PM (5h/8D)

218 Surprise Launch > Surprise Vasectomy

Posted by: runner at January 18, 2024 08:58 PM (V13WU)

219 214
Yeah that caught me by surprise. Came out of left field.

Posted by: Ciampino - suplise Earthlings! at January 18, 2024 08:59 PM (qfLjt)

220 >>There seemed to be a lot more bugs around when I was a kid

And lizards, horned toads. Lady bugs. Quail.


Do you live in an area where they re-introduced Turkey?

Because they do that.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2024 09:00 PM (RVloE)

221 I don't hear as many church bells on Sunday as I used to long ago.

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Corrupted at January 18, 2024 09:00 PM (MvF+J)

222 Zorg was Oldman's greatest character, but this was Oldman's greatest line, in any movie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74BzSTQCl_c

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 18, 2024 09:00 PM (S6gqv)

223 https://a.co/d/c8ohnp4

The way the page loads it appears like something naughty.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 18, 2024 09:01 PM (UjBI4)

224 Check this out re: S.F.'s drug situation in the Tenderloin -
sfist.com/2024/01/18/
five-shot-in-sfs-tenderloin-overnight-one-dead/

When I say i lived in the TL for most of 2018 - 1/2 block away from there. Back then, while it was gritty, dirty, and drugs available at most hours, it wasn't really violent there. Wow.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 18, 2024 09:01 PM (KAi1n)

225 191 The LED hypothesis is plausible. I'll look it up.

220 Yes, we have introduced turkeys, and have them in the urban environment.

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Corrupted at January 18, 2024 09:02 PM (MvF+J)

226 Moose vs Rhinoceros? Any takers?

Posted by: SFGoth at January 18, 2024 09:03 PM (KAi1n)

227 live in an area

Griffith park. Crawfish too.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 18, 2024 09:03 PM (UjBI4)

228 WOW!

Take just a couple of minutes to listen to the president of Heritage bring it at Davos:

https://twitter.com/KevinRobertsTX/status/
1748022794405794166

Posted by: IrishEi at January 18, 2024 09:03 PM (kioo+)

229 Surprise Launch > Surprise Vasectomy > Dominique Strauss-Kahn

Posted by: banana Dream at January 18, 2024 09:04 PM (Y6IkP)

230 IL you can eat what you kill. I totaled my beautiful 1992 Bonneville by hitting a deer. Decapitated the deer.
People that stopped to help, including the State cop, asked me if I wanted the beast. I let them have it. I was more concerned with my broken nose (and as it turned out, orbital bone) and bleeding, as the head came through the windshield and smacked me in the face before bouncing off and back out. Luckily it was a young one with no antlers.

Posted by: Ciampino - Buck surprise at January 18, 2024 09:06 PM (qfLjt)

231 Posted by: Ciampino - Buck surprise at January 18, 2024 09:06 PM (qfLjt)

>Totaled car
>Face half wrecked and bleeding
Bystanders: "Hey, are you gonna eat that?"

Posted by: Vanya at January 18, 2024 09:09 PM (H5IZ1)

232 Waste not, want not.

Posted by: Bystander at January 18, 2024 09:11 PM (RVloE)

233 226 Moose vs Rhinoceros? Any takers?

Posted by: SFGoth at January 18, 2024 09:03 PM (KAi1n)
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Rhino. I have seen the derailed steam locomotive after a rhino charge. Big loco.

Posted by: Ciampino - Buck surprise! at January 18, 2024 09:11 PM (qfLjt)

234 The man from Mars would eat the cars.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2024 09:12 PM (63Dwl)

235 https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1748036927821942798
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 18, 2024 09:10 PM (S6gqv)

LOL

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 18, 2024 09:12 PM (vnSn7)

236 My neighbor nailed one one morning driving out the back gate at Ft Lewis. He brought it home and came over to my house and asked what to do? I told him to go get a hunting license and deer tag. Neighbor and I helped him dress it out but he lost a lot of meat due to a burst bladder. A big deer, I told him to measure it and submit it to the State. Turns out it was the 5th biggest buck taken that year.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2024 09:13 PM (W/lyH)

237 With 4 to go in the 3rd

Sabres 3 - Chicago 0

6K standing on his head...

Posted by: Xhibit at January 18, 2024 09:13 PM (TTAGa)

238 /off rapper sock

Posted by: browndog all dug out at January 18, 2024 09:15 PM (TTAGa)

239 "A total of n = 8887 insects and spiders were captured. The incandescent bulb had the highest capture rate, followed by CFL, halogen, LED with a cool color temperature, and the "bug" light. An LED with a warm color temperature had the lowest capture rate."

http://tinyurl.com/4fud9mra

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Corrupted at January 18, 2024 09:16 PM (MvF+J)

240 There is the Davos Crowd, and then there is the Inner-Davos Crowd.

Posted by: davidt at January 18, 2024 09:17 PM (SYTee)

241 My high school driver ed teacher nailed a deer on the way home from a camping trip one weekend. Kind of ironic.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 18, 2024 09:17 PM (KAi1n)

242 The same guy played Commissioner Gordon, Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg and Agent Stansfield. Dude's got some chops.
Posted by: Vanya at January 18, 2024 08:51 PM (H5IZ1)

He also played Sid Vicious in Sid and Nancy

Posted by: Kindltot at January 18, 2024 09:17 PM (D7oie)

243 And Dracula.

Posted by: davidt at January 18, 2024 09:18 PM (SYTee)

244 Are you a commie rat bastard looking for another commie rat bastard to love? Have we got a deal for you!

http://tinyurl.com/yc2a6r5s

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 18, 2024 09:19 PM (FVME7)

245 https://youtu.be/-zWBYY7B7GQ?si=gb_2DvfG7L819XlH

Salvaging a roadkill moose in alaska.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at January 18, 2024 08:54 PM (Rbu5d)

Ariel roasting the legs on a rack on cinderblocks and an open fire is what really made that segment

Posted by: Kindltot at January 18, 2024 09:20 PM (D7oie)

246 Those of you who are familiar with the handling and lack thereof of cars like that 75 Lincoln or have watched classic car chase movies of the period..it was all because of the bias ply tires. I have a bone stock 71 Olds 98, no suspension work of any kind. I put radials on it that are the closest metric equivalent to the OEM specs. OEM steel wheels and hubcaps. It corners maybe a tiny bit worse than a circa 2000 Town Car. No squealing, no sliding, nothing. So there you go.

Posted by: azjaeger at January 18, 2024 09:21 PM (3/XaG)

247 There hasn't been anybody this stupid here since Hillary was running for office. Bill, is that you thinking with your cock again?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 18, 2024 09:21 PM (J3ryZ)

248 240 "A total of n = 8887 insects and spiders were captured. The incandescent bulb had the highest capture rate…..


Posted by: Filesystem /gp Corrupted at January 18, 2024 09:16 PM (MvF+J)

One good thing about internal combustion engines is all that radiator surface that bugs end up on. Plus, they’re already cooked and ready to eat when you’ve stopped for lunch.

Posted by: Bill Gates III at January 18, 2024 09:22 PM (5h/8D)

249 If you're offended by a prosecutor buying a love with taxpayer money to go on a political witch hunt, you're a racist misogynist bigot!

The New York Times
@nytimes
Breaking News: Prosecutors in the Georgia Trump case had a tense exchange about racism with the defense, with the D.A. Fani Willis telling the defense lawyers that “some people will never be able to respect African Americans,” emails show.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 18, 2024 09:24 PM (FVME7)

250 243 The same guy played Commissioner Gordon, Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg and Agent Stansfield. Dude's got some chops.
Posted by: Vanya at January 18, 2024 08:51 PM (H5IZ1)

He also played Sid Vicious in Sid and Nancy
Posted by: Kindltot


And PM Churchill. And Stansfield.

Great actor.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 18, 2024 09:25 PM (naiw2)

251 >>The New York Times
@nytimes
Breaking News: Prosecutors in the Georgia Trump case had a tense exchange about racism with the defense, with the D.A. Fani Willis telling the defense lawyers that “some people will never be able to respect African Americans,” emails show.



She's really going to go down on the SS Muh Racisms?

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2024 09:25 PM (RVloE)

252 I just got done watching that Dimon interview and it was way beyond what I heard described.

They didn’t even ask him about Trump but just a question on the economy affecting the election.

After a few words he went into a full throated defense of MAGA. Not just Trump but the entire movement.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 18, 2024 09:28 PM (cMXNt)

253 have seen the derailed steam locomotive after a rhino charge. Big loco.

Enough Chihuahuas will do that too.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 18, 2024 09:28 PM (UjBI4)

254 >>She's really going to go down on the SS Muh Racisms?

She seems willing to go down on anything.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2024 09:28 PM (ZLI7S)

255 >>>One good thing about internal combustion engines is all that radiator surface that bugs end up on. Plus, they’re already cooked and ready to eat when you’ve stopped for lunch.

Posted by: Bill Gates III

>This is absolutely why turkeys and chickens give you the stink eye when you pull in to park your vehicle. The turkeys may still want to kill you but the chickens are looking for a warm lunch.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 18, 2024 09:29 PM (J3ryZ)

256
She's really going to go down on the SS Muh Racisms?
Posted by: garrett

Always worked before. Why not now?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2024 09:30 PM (63Dwl)

257 After a few words he went into a full throated defense of MAGA. Not just Trump but the entire movement.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 18, 2024 09:28 PM (cMXNt)
~~~~~

Check out my link at #228. It's awesome. Between Dimon and the Heritage president's talk, there's hope--lots of hope!

Posted by: IrishEi at January 18, 2024 09:30 PM (iYEOp)

258 She seems willing to go down on anything.

Bucket of chicken.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 18, 2024 09:31 PM (UjBI4)

259 there's hope--lots of hope!

STEINER WILL COME

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 18, 2024 09:32 PM (UjBI4)

260 You bastards!

Dr Danish
@operationdanish
Boomers are preventing everyone else from living the American dream.
It’s sad, really.

-
The linked article says boomers own more and bigger houses even though it's millenials and Zs who have kids and need bigger homes.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 18, 2024 09:33 PM (FVME7)

261 Nick Rekieta said Fanni looks like a Slice of Wheat Bread taken from a crushed loaf.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2024 09:34 PM (RVloE)

262 @253

>>After a few words he went into a full throated defense of MAGA. Not just Trump but the entire movement.

I think there are some very important people coming to the realization that leftism is breaking sh*t that might not be able to be unbroken if they are not stopped and quick.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 18, 2024 09:34 PM (XV/Pl)

263 After a few words he went into a full throated defense of MAGA. Not just Trump but the entire movement.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken

He wants the Sec of Treasury position so he can sell off his stocks tax free.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 18, 2024 09:35 PM (IG4Id)

264 >Boomers are preventing everyone else from living the American dream.
It’s sad, really.

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f*** you, I earned it

Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2024 09:38 PM (geLO8)

265 Things look grim for the Avs
4-2 BOS and time running out

Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2024 09:39 PM (geLO8)

266 >>The New York Times
@nytimes
Breaking News: Prosecutors in the Georgia Trump case had a tense exchange about racism with the defense, with the D.A. Fani Willis telling the defense lawyers that “some people will never be able to respect African Americans,” emails show.

She's really going to go down on the SS Muh Racisms?
Posted by: garrett

From her perspective it is.
She knows everybody does it. But she does not grok that she needs a cutout to make it legal. No matter how obvious, one cutout will do.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 18, 2024 09:39 PM (cOq4q)

267 Check out my link at #228. It's awesome. Between Dimon and the Heritage president's talk, there's hope--lots of hope!
Posted by: IrishEi at January 18, 2024 09:30 PM (iYEOp)


Im not falling for that again

Posted by: LASue at January 18, 2024 09:40 PM (Ed8Zd)

268 f*** you, I earned it
Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2024 09:38 PM (geLO8

comrade, your house is too large for one family

Posted by: runner at January 18, 2024 09:43 PM (V13WU)

269 Boomers are preventing everyone else from living the American dream.
It’s sad, really.

[Eyeroll]

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at January 18, 2024 09:44 PM (Rbu5d)

270 >>>The linked article says boomers own more and bigger houses even though it's millenials and Zs who have kids and need bigger homes.
~~~~~

Too bad. They'll manage. I grew up in a one-bedroom cold water flat with three brothers plus mom and dad. Worked my tail off and now I've got a nearly empty six-bedroom house by the beach waiting patiently for grandchildren to fill it.

Waiting...

Posted by: IrishEi at January 18, 2024 09:44 PM (iYEOp)

271 5-2 BOS Final

Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2024 09:45 PM (geLO8)

272 >>Boomers are preventing everyone else from living the American dream.


Retards think there's only one slice of pie.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2024 09:45 PM (RVloE)

273 (Deer kill more people than any other animal.)

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2024 07:31 PM (krQz2)

Fuck off...bitch!

Posted by: Mosquito's Union: Local 438 at January 18, 2024 09:45 PM (gSZYf)

274 with the D.A. Fani Willis telling the defense lawyers that “some people will never be able to respect African Americans,”

--

It's really weird how that has worked out since the late 80s or so.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Trump losing one massively (D) county by one vote proves that he can't beat Biden at January 18, 2024 09:47 PM (+RC1q)

275 Im not falling for that again

Posted by: LASue at January 18, 2024 09:40 PM (Ed8Zd)

Dimon is a c*nt. He talks a good game, but his bank is woke, anti-gun, anti-freedom, and colludes with the feds.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2024 09:47 PM (gSZYf)

276 Dr Danish
@operationdanish
Boomers are preventing everyone else from living the American dream.
It’s sad, really.

-
The linked article says boomers own more and bigger houses even though it's millenials and Zs who have kids and need bigger homes.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

I grew up dirt poor. F**k you. I earned every dime..

Posted by: Tonypete at January 18, 2024 09:47 PM (TpxpJ)

277 I just had a dream about making fried chicken coated with crushed Kaboom cereal.
Bŕr

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 18, 2024 09:48 PM (kSHhA)

278 Klaus Schwab: ‘Elections Will Soon Be a Quaint Relic of the Past"

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He seems nice.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 18, 2024

Luckily, Klaus Schwab will soon be a not so quaint relic of the past

Posted by: LASue at January 18, 2024 09:49 PM (Ed8Zd)

279 I've got a nearly empty six-bedroom house by the beach waiting patiently for grandchildren to fill it.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 18, 2024 09:44 PM (iYEOp)

Moron Meet-up!

Yup...fuck anyone who says I am not entitled to what I earned.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2024 09:49 PM (gSZYf)

280 Wait what? Old people who have worked and saved for 30 or 40 years have better stuff than a 27 year old? This is crazy!!!

Posted by: Montec at January 18, 2024 09:49 PM (73Px5)

281 I just had a dream about making fried chicken coated with crushed Kaboom cereal.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 18, 2024 09:48 PM (kSHhA)

That will work. Add a bit of buttermilk to counter the sweetness, and you are on to something!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2024 09:50 PM (gSZYf)

282 Why does my subconscious hate me?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 18, 2024 09:51 PM (kSHhA)

283 I grew up dirt poor. F**k you. I earned every dime..
Posted by: Tonypete at January 18, 2024 09:47 PM (TpxpJ)



Citizen-comrade, from each according to his ability

Posted by: runner at January 18, 2024 09:52 PM (V13WU)

284 When I was 25 I gave less than zero shits what people 45 or 65 were doing it or what houses they owned. It wasn’t remotely on my radar of things to care about.

The yuutes of today are so obsessed with older people. It’s really bizarre.

Posted by: Montec at January 18, 2024 09:53 PM (73Px5)

285 269 f*** you, I earned it
Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2024 09:38 PM (geLO8

comrade, your house is too large for one family
Posted by: runner


That scene from Dr. Zhivago with the good doctor's house was 'appropriated' for the greater good!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 18, 2024 09:54 PM (naiw2)

286 I, along with my ilk, provided a blueprint for wealth and prosperity. I accumulated wealth. I worked hard. My generation provided a path for that to continue.

Some decided to drive off a fucking cliff and are now bitching about the landing.

Cry harder, assholes.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 18, 2024 09:55 PM (Q4IgG)

287 checked one of those maps and Newaygo County is not too bad in general. But the road from town out to my dad's place runs right through a hot spot.

Yeah, I hit one.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 18, 2024 08:00 PM (/HDaX)

I would invariably see shitloads of deer heading north up the main drag towards Remus, MI as I made my way to the Injun casino in Mt. Pleasant back in the day. Never hit one there.

But, did clip one just outside of Holland, MI. Bastard ran in front of me from left to right, and *somehow* his hoof cracked my windshield at the *upper* right corner. I have no clue how his hoof could get that high.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 18, 2024 09:56 PM (ufFY8)

288 The linked article says boomers own more and bigger houses even though it's millenials and Zs who have kids and need bigger homes.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

I grew up dirt poor. F**k you. I earned every dime..
Posted by: Tonypete at January 18, 2024 09:47 PM (Tpxp

Husband was dirt poor Not even indoor plumbing, and 7 kids in one room White privileged my ass He can have a mansion or 2 if he wants He has earned it

Posted by: LASue at January 18, 2024 09:56 PM (Ed8Zd)

289 I shall call it Ace Fried Chicken.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 18, 2024 09:57 PM (kSHhA)

290 the bleak future for many Boomers, one headline predicted, would be “Work, Work, Work and Die.”

And then the coverage changed dramatically. Now, not a week goes by without some story declaring that retiring Boomers constitute one of the richest generations in history.

They’re now dubbed “The Luckiest Generation,” sitting on a staggering $78 trillion in assets that even a dour media can’t ignore.

Posted by: SMOD at January 18, 2024 09:58 PM (RovqD)

291 The yuutes of today are so obsessed with older people. It’s really bizarre.

Posted by: Montec at January 18, 2024 09:53 PM (73Px5)

Because they have been taught the Marxist cant that the economy is a zero-sum game.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2024 09:59 PM (gSZYf)

292
Citizen-comrade, from each according to his ability
Posted by: runner at January 18, 2024 09:52 PM (V13WU)

Sounds like something they'd say in Family Court.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2024 09:59 PM (MoZTd)

293 At 29 I bought my first house. KnownwhatbInwasnt doing at 29? Spending $7 a day on coffee or ordering Uber Eats eats every night. So fuck off Zoomers. Cry harder.

Posted by: Montec at January 18, 2024 10:00 PM (73Px5)

294
“Work, Work, Work and Die.”

Seems that way now that I'm retired.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2024 10:01 PM (MoZTd)

295 When the boomers die, their millenial and GenX kids will inherit all their wealth. It’s not like all that wealth will disappear with them. It’s part of the story that’s never told.

Posted by: Montec at January 18, 2024 10:02 PM (73Px5)

296 Yesterday, the Russian Federation tested their electronic warfare jamming systems in Kaliningrad causing the loss of GPS reception in almost half of Poland and the Suwalki corridor.

Posted by: SMOD at January 18, 2024 10:03 PM (RovqD)

297 He wants the Sec of Treasury position so he can sell off his stocks tax free.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 18, 2024 09:35 PM (IG4Id)

He wants to run the US Economy using dollars that his bank creates, not run the US Economy for the European Central Bank with Euros they print.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 18, 2024 10:03 PM (D7oie)

298 Yeah, I don't see any of them rushing to rural KS to buy an enormous 900 sq ft house like I have. I sometimes think I would have had an easier life if I'd moved away from the West Coast.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 18, 2024 10:03 PM (L8hCM)

299 now I've got a nearly empty six-bedroom house by the beach waiting patiently for grandchildren to fill it.

Waiting...
Posted by: IrishEi

Good to know, comrade.

Posted by: Bob from NSA at January 18, 2024 10:06 PM (FVME7)

300 > When the boomers die, their millenial and GenX kids will inherit all their wealth. It’s not like all that wealth will disappear with them. It’s part of the story that’s never told.
___________

Will the millennials and/or genX kids maintain and increase the wealth?

Or piss it away on Starbucks? (or whatever)

It's a fair question...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 18, 2024 10:09 PM (Q4IgG)

301 My kids will do better than me. And I did better than my folks - by a mile. They don't spend time worried about what we built. They'll build their own. One kid, the youngest says of the millennials, of which he is one, I'll be successful because a bunch of my generation is worthless.

Posted by: Black JEM at January 18, 2024 10:34 PM (UVyKP)

302 DOUBLE SURPRISE

Launch SCRUBBED till tomorrow. Ill post details tomorrow.

Posted by: Ciampino - Buck surprise! Me too! at January 18, 2024 11:07 PM (qfLjt)

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