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The Biden Administration has crafted another propaganda psyops hoax about the border, and the treasonous media of course pushed it.

More lies from Biden and his Media Praetorian Bodyguard of Lies:

Over the weekend, countless headlines parroted a White House statement that claimed "a woman and two children drowned near Eagle Pass, and Texas officials blocked U.S. Border Patrol from attempting to provide emergency assistance."
The narrative being concocted by the White House was obvious: Texas' decision to seize property along the border in Eagle Pass and boot federal agents -- a move that was praised by the Border Patrol union, mind you -- is killing people at the border. Never mind, of course, the blood of countless deaths on the Biden administration's hands stemming from his disastrous border policies.
Facts, however, rarely get in the way of the Biden administration's attempt to push a narrative via its mainstream media allies. The Associated Press spread the White House's claim far and wide, and U.S. Rep. Henry Cuellar (D-TX) jumped in to peddle the false narrative as well.
Well, what the Biden administration, congressional Democrats, and mainstream outlets peddled is not, in fact, what happened -- according to Biden's own Department of Justice.
In a new legal filing caught by Fox News Channel's Bill Melugin, the Biden DOJ debunks the White House's narrative by explaining that the would-be illegal immigrants were dead for at least one hour before Texas was alerted to the situation...

Media which pushes propagandistic lies should be deplatformed and demonetized -- isn't that the rule the treasonous media has established for anyone disputing their lies? Shouldn't the rule apply first and fiercest to the people pushing the rule?

Another one:

R A W S A L E R T S
@rawsalerts
#BREAKING: The FBI has Arrested Transgender Woman Plotting Violence Against Jews, Black People, and Allegedly Targeting Transphobic Co-workers with Nazi Imagery and Stockpile of Guns and Ammunition
#CottageGrove | #Oregon
The FBI has arrested a 56-year-old transgender woman named Elizabeth Ballesteros West, who lives in Cottage Grove, Oregon. West was found with a cache of guns and has been diagnosed with bipolar disorder. According to federal agents and court records West is being held at the Lane County Jail and the investigation is on going alleging West made threats online to harm to kill Jews and Black people and reposted content about a mass shooting while displaying a her own Nazi flag and multiple guns. She also threatened her "transphobic" co-workers she was found with 16 rifles, 11 handguns, tens of thousands of ammunition rounds, gun accessories, 48 drawings, a composition notebook called black shadow journal

More here.

Arielle Scarcella just noticed this violent-minded man calling for "stabbing" anyone he deems "transphobic." He does so openly, without any fear of consequences, and of course, social media monopolists offered no consequences for calling for a stabbing intifada against people who refuse to play into his delusions.

But you guys -- you watch your "tone." You could excite someone into violence, so your speech must be monitored and controlled.

The trannies literally calling for stabbing intifadas on the other hand? Just some good old fashioned Consciousness Raising.

Derek Hunter congratulates the left on fighting for higher wages.

Special bonus: Now the jobs are going to robots.

Remember the UAW strike last year? They wanted huge raises and benefits because, well, who doesn't? Democrats rallied around them, the White House took their side and, ultimately, they won. Now, that "victory" is turning into what anyone with a brain could see coming: a future defeat.
The Wall Street Journal ran a headline, "Robots Are Looking Better to Detroit as Labor Costs Rise." Who could have predicted such a thing? Anyone, everyone. It's as easy as "predicting" the sun will rise in the east.
"While automakers have been moving to automation for some time, rising labor costs are poised to accelerate the adoption of such technologies, said Laurie Harbour, president of Michigan manufacturing consulting firm Harbour Results,' the Journal reports.
The new UAW contracts brought with them 25 percent raises which, the Journal reports, "were richer than they (the auto companies) had planned for, and they are strategizing ways to blunt the increased costs."
What will this mean for consumers? The Journal answers, "Ford said the new terms would add about $900 in cost per vehicle by the time the contract expires in early 2028. GM executives pegged the hit from richer labor contracts during that period at roughly $500 a vehicle."
So, they "won" a raise and will lose their jobs. Congratulations?
You see the same thing with these marches for massive increases in the minimum wage for fast food workers. If a job can be replaced by an iPad and a credit card swiper, you aren't worth $5 an hour, let alone $20. Yet, this is what these people are promising their members.
You don't have to take my word for it, just look at California. The progressive haven should be the only canary in the coal mine anyone needs. They recently raised their minimum wage to $20 an hour because why not?
No one who voted for it in the state legislature is going to be impacted by it, one way or another, so why wouldn't they enact something they can campaign on? All the job losses can be easily and simply blamed on "corporate greed!!!!" There is no downside...provided you don't give a damn about people losing their jobs, which these Democrats clearly do not.
Well, it's already happening. "Two major California Pizza Hut franchisees -- PacPizza and Southern California Pizza Company -- are laying off more than 1,200 delivery workers ahead of the new statewide minimum wage hike for fast food workers, from $16 an hour to $20 an hour, starting April 1," reports the Nation's Restaurant News.

Hamas leaders are fleeing their ratholes in Lebanon, fearing assassination.

Most of Hamas's military leaders based in Beirut escaped the Lebanese capital due to fears of being targets of assassinations, KAN News reported Sunday night, citing a source within Hamas.
As per the source in the Gaza-based terrorist group, Hamas has taken significant measures to ensure their leaders' security following the targeted killing of Hamas deputy leader Saleh al-Arouri, widely attributed to Israel.

Speaking of Hamas:

Please seat yourself comfortably and surround your head with pillows lest ye faint dead away from shock: It turns out that it was a hoax.

Well, the "Islamophobia" part is a hoax.

In November 2023, Jason J. Eaton, 48, shot and wounded three students of Palestinian descent in Burlington, Vermont. The crime was investigated as "hate-motivated." Nothing was confirmed, but Joe Biden commented on it, along with other Democrats, despite zero confirmation that Eaton was fueled by anti-Muslim rage (via Axios):

Jason Eaton pleaded not guilty today to attempted murder charges for allegedly shooting three college students of Palestinian descent in Vermont.

Authorities have not charged Eaton with a hate crime but police say they are still investigating.@stephgosk reports. pic.twitter.com/p46iXqgrxq
— NBC Nightly News with Lester Holt (@NBCNightlyNews) November 28, 2023

Well, it really happened -- it's just that the shooter was himself (wait for it...)

A Hamas supporter!

Of course! Beautiful!

Well done, Treasonous Propaganda Foreign-Actor Media!

In reality, Eaton supported Hamas.
On December 6, Seven Days, a local news outlet known for breaking stories about local politics, revealed that Eaton had tweeted, "the notion that Hamas is 'evil' for defending their state from occupation is absurd. They are owed a state. Pay up."
Responding to an article about a proposed ceasefire, he wrote, "What if someone occupied your country? Wouldn't you fight them?"
Local politicians were aware of this which is why in December a Burlington City Council resolution from Councilman Ali Dieng, an African Muslim immigrant currently running for mayor, trying to tie the shootings to an attack on Israel failed, and so did a resolution pushing the false claim that the students had been targeted because of their identity.
The latest Islamophobia hoax had fallen apart in Vermont, but still lingered nationally.
[...]
This torrent of anti-Israel and pro-terrorist propaganda was based on absolutely nothing.
There was never a single shred of evidence that the men had been targeted. And the only basis for this claim that was ever cited was that two of the men were wearing 'keffiyehs' and speaking English and Arabic when they were shot. This entirely circumstantial information was amplified with feverish claims and rushed statements by elected officials, prosecutors and police.
The reality that has emerged is that Eaton was mentally unstable, left-leaning, opposed to America and supportive of Islamic terrorists. He was neither Jewish nor pro-Israel.
He had actually publicly stated his support for Hamas.

So this was just a random shooting, not a politically-motivated one, and definitely not one directed at Muslims.

I'm skeptical, but this has the Democrats sh***ing themselves:

�According to these surveys, the polls suggest Donald Trump could do better with young voters than any other Republican candidate of the modern era."

�This is Remarkable�: Donald Trump is Leading Joe Biden with Young Voters in Multiple Surveys https://t.co/88cSPsQC7A
— Kyle Becker (@kylenabecker) January 12, 2024

I'm skeptical because it's pretty cost-free for young people -- and Muslims -- to attempt to scare Biden into supporting Hamas more by claiming they'll vote for Trump.

But will Muslims, for example, vote for Trump, who campaigned on a Muslim immigration ban, and presumably would still endorse that? I don't think so. Maybe they'd stay home, which would help Trump, but actually vote for the Muslim ban guy? I doubt it.

Still, this is obviously something important to keep track of. Young idiots have been saying this sort of thing for months now.

Maybe that's why they sent out a clearly-stoned Kamala Harris to babble about how much she loves Gen Z:

Kamala Harris is a circus clown:

"I Love Gen Z ... if someone is 18 years old today, they were born in 2005! Oh yeah, check that out. Think about that for a minute! Ha ha ha ha." pic.twitter.com/vGElw0Y05J
— Citizen Free Press (@CitizenFreePres) January 15, 2024

Megyn Kelly talked about Kamala Harris' embarrassing stupidity, but more importantly, noted Kamala Harris' role as the chief racial arsonist of the Biden Administration, always the first to "stoke every racial fire."

She notes that Kamala Harris just praised those who had fought for freedom, naming the soldiers of Gettysburgh, and then the race rioters of Ferguson, Missouri, who burned the city down over a complete hoax of a shooting claim.

Kamala sees no difference. They're all "fighters for fweedom."

Finally, Javier Milei went to the WEF to tell the WEF that the greatest threat to the world is the collectivists in the WEF.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:35 PM

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1 Argh!

Posted by: gdgm+ at January 17, 2024 06:37 PM (w0+ZH)

2 *Insert stupid comment here*

Posted by: fd at January 17, 2024 06:39 PM (vFG9F)

3 Called the others in the thread below.

Posted by: gdgm+ at January 17, 2024 06:39 PM (w0+ZH)

4 Well this sat for a bit without attention.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at January 17, 2024 06:39 PM (Be2fd)

5 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 4h
NEW - Germany initiates criminal tax proceedings against Arnold Schwarzenegger: Customs caught him with an undeclared luxury watch at Munich airport — BILD

MORE - Spokesman for the main customs office in Munich told BILD: "We have initiated criminal proceedings under tax law. The watch should have been declared because it is an import." Schwarzenegger had to pay 35,000 euros (including fine) and could leave.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 17, 2024 06:39 PM (2yu8s)

6 SPONGE

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 17, 2024 06:40 PM (xcxpd)

7 The X Video that SaltyCracker had re. the 1st Story is the funniest Meme I have seen so far this year.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2024 06:40 PM (RVloE)

8 16 rifles and 11 handguns and 10k in ammo?
Not bad.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 17, 2024 06:41 PM (xcxpd)

9 Yesterday Quick titties, today quick tits . This place is sporty

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 17, 2024 06:42 PM (/Mbcg)

10 The auto company C-suite will automate all the production away. Then AI will replace the C-suite guys. Then the car companies will all switch building to AI piloted killdozers.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 17, 2024 06:43 PM (dZVON)

11 Poles Smoles, these kids today don't know doody. They are glued to their phones and all knowledge is external to their brains.

Posted by: fd at January 17, 2024 06:43 PM (vFG9F)

12 MORE - Spokesman for the main customs office in Munich told BILD: "We have initiated criminal proceedings under tax law. The watch should have been declared because it is an import." Schwarzenegger had to pay 35,000 euros (including fine) and could leave.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 17, 2024 06:39 PM (2yu8s)

Was he wearing the damn watch? If so, how is that an import?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 17, 2024 06:43 PM (xaFKb)

13 MORE - Spokesman for the main customs office in Munich told BILD: "We have initiated criminal proceedings under tax law. The watch should have been declared because it is an import." Schwarzenegger had to pay 35,000 euros (including fine) and could leave.

So he won't be back?

Posted by: SFGoth at January 17, 2024 06:44 PM (KAi1n)

14 Polls not Poles. I have nothing against Poles.

Posted by: fd at January 17, 2024 06:44 PM (vFG9F)

15 Arielle Scarcella just noticed this violent-minded man calling for "stabbing" anyone he deems "transphobic." He does so openly, without any fear of consequences

****

*sighs enviously*

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 17, 2024 06:45 PM (vnSn7)

16 How long you gotta hang around here to get edit capability?

Posted by: fd at January 17, 2024 06:45 PM (vFG9F)

17 Hamas leaders are fleeing their ratholes in Lebanon, fearing assassination.

Would not enemy combatant death be closer to the truth?

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2024 06:46 PM (lwOKI)

18 Idiot KJP is sticking to the story about illegals drowning in the Rio Grande because of Texas, despite the fact that the Border Patrol said they weren't called until an hour after the drowning. Scumbag

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 17, 2024 06:46 PM (/Mbcg)

19 Ace has been en fuego todo el dia!

Posted by: That Guy who shouts "En fuego!" at January 17, 2024 06:46 PM (a3Q+t)

20 17 Hamas leaders are fleeing their ratholes in Lebanon, fearing assassination.

Would not enemy combatant death be closer to the truth?
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2024 06:46 PM (lwOKI)

Killing Vermin... is that an assassination?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 17, 2024 06:47 PM (xaFKb)

21 When a psychotic surgeon removes someone's genitals does he preserve them on ice for the day he wants them again.?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 17, 2024 06:47 PM (kSHhA)

22 Reagan, Thatcher and John Paul Ii were a force.

Trump, Miley and an African Bishop to be named.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 17, 2024 06:47 PM (DIpmr)

23 Was he wearing the damn watch? If so, how is that an import?
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It was up his ass according to unconfirmed reports.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 17, 2024 06:47 PM (2yu8s)

24 Speaking of automation

Japanese companies are going to AI assisted translations of manga to get their product out quicker and thus thwart the fan translators all in order to keep the money coming in.

This has sparked a lot of shrieking from Western, re English speaking localizers, who realize they too can be replaced. One fan has already shown what can happen by using an AI to imitate the real voice actress and posted a more faithful translation of a scene from Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid.

And the Screen Actors Guild has thrown voice actors under the bus. They have reached a deal with Replica to allow that company to use digital recreations of actors' voices in games. The actors will be paid if they agree and there is an opt out option. But yeah so much for that strike.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 17, 2024 06:48 PM (5gFhi)

25 Kamala is a math whiz.

Posted by: huerfano at January 17, 2024 06:48 PM (Q4KYm)

26 Shit, you know who I meant.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 17, 2024 06:48 PM (DIpmr)

27 That story reads like complete fantasy.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 17, 2024 06:48 PM (kSHhA)

28 18 Idiot KJP is sticking to the story about illegals drowning in the Rio Grande because of Texas, despite the fact that the Border Patrol said they weren't called until an hour after the drowning. Scumbag
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 17, 2024 06:46 PM (/Mbcg)

Hmmm... and Coyotes led them there, where they drowned, ergo, as they were breaking Federal Law that ended in death? They could be tried as Murderers.... and should be.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 17, 2024 06:48 PM (xaFKb)

29 I'm with Anna Puma and would like to see Pakistan nuke the shit out of Iran.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2024 06:48 PM (ytBBc)

30 "When a psychotic surgeon removes someone's genitals does he preserve them on ice for the day he wants them again.?
Posted by: Northernlurker"

They keep them in a pickle jar.

Posted by: fd at January 17, 2024 06:48 PM (vFG9F)

31 How long you gotta hang around here to get edit capability?

==

I have it on very good authority , that first and foremost you must proclaim your undying love for penguins. and that puts you in a queue of sorts for consideration.

Posted by: runner at January 17, 2024 06:48 PM (V13WU)

32 OT: Any word on the state of the union address? The mind boggles at the excuses the administration will make for postponing it to February 30th of never.

Posted by: Beartooth at January 17, 2024 06:48 PM (5FnZt)

33 I think for most, the election boils down to choosing sanity or insanity, regardless who the candidates are.

If you are in fact, sane.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 17, 2024 06:49 PM (DsA2n)

34 R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts
🚨#UPDATE: The affidavit states West, the self-proclaimed "Nazi Dominatrix from Hell, who is tired of the blackening of America and Europe and ready to stand up to the Black Orcs and the Jewish wizards," was first visited by the FBI in September, when they received a tip about one of her Facebook posts in which she appeared to threaten her co-workers. From the affidavit: One picture was titled "Veil Mistress, the Man Slayer-Queen of the Under World." The composition notebook she called "the Black Shadow Journal" had a first page with the sentence "Blood, death, self-torture, self-hatred, wicked thoughts of mass murder at the gloved hands of the veil mistress" In which she drew a black child appearing to die in a car accident.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 17, 2024 06:49 PM (2yu8s)

35 16 rifles and 11 handguns and 10k in ammo?
Not bad.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 17, 2024 06:41 PM

That would be considered the beginning of a good start in Texas.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 17, 2024 06:49 PM (a3Q+t)

36 When a psychotic surgeon removes someone's genitals ...
Posted by: Northernlurker

That surgeon should be stripped of their license, barred from ever practicing medicine or "medicine" again, and gibbeted for all the world to see.

I'd even settle for 2 out of 3.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 17, 2024 06:49 PM (sNwBy)

37 I have it on very good authority , that first and foremost you must proclaim your undying love for penguins. and that puts you in a queue of sorts for consideration.

Penguins? But I'm not even a hockey fan!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 17, 2024 06:50 PM (dZVON)

38 To hell with that, yall will just have to suffer my mistakes.

Posted by: fd at January 17, 2024 06:50 PM (vFG9F)

39 By Trannie you mean a mentally unstable man who thinks he is a female?

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2024 06:51 PM (fwDg9)

40 Still, this is obviously something important to keep track of. Young idiots have been saying this sort of thing for months now.

I think this is just like celebrity threats to leave the country if the election doesn't go their way. These young idiots will neither vote for Trump nor stat home.

Posted by: Hope is not a Plan at January 17, 2024 06:51 PM (L81HX)

41 I have it on very good authority , that first and foremost you must proclaim your undying love for penguins. and that puts you in a queue of sorts for consideration.
Posted by: runner at January 17, 2024 06:48 PM

Unless you were born with no sense of smell, no one can hold their nose that long.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 17, 2024 06:51 PM (a3Q+t)

42 my kids all registered to vote over break

because they want to vote for him

I swear to you I keep my political beliefs VERY QUIET. I am still in shock

they say all their friends too. want to vote for Trump!!!

it's wack

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at January 17, 2024 06:51 PM (AcWfM)

43 Kamala is more than a little cray-cray. Certainly would not trust my junk anywhere near those chompers.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 17, 2024 06:51 PM (sNwBy)

44 Leading Report @LeadingReport 1h
BREAKING: Maine Superior Court has ordered Trump to be back on the ballot pending a decision from the US Supreme Court.

Leading Report @LeadingReport 3h
BREAKING: New Mexico Republican Representatives have filed Articles of Impeachment against Democrat Governor Michelle Grisham for issuing an unconstitutional executive order to suspend the 2nd Amendment.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 17, 2024 06:52 PM (2yu8s)

45 I swear to you I keep my political beliefs VERY QUIET. I am still in shock

they say all their friends too. want to vote for Trump!!!

it's wack
Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at January 17, 2024 06:51 PM (AcWfM)

A lot of people see him being railroaded by the Government, making him a Martyr.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 17, 2024 06:52 PM (xaFKb)

46 The FBI has Arrested Transgender Woman Plotting Violence Against Jews, Black People, and Allegedly Targeting Transphobic Co-workers with Nazi Imagery and Stockpile of Guns and Ammunition

Don't tell me; she was caught on camera inside the Capitol building on J6.

Posted by: Paco at January 17, 2024 06:52 PM (njExo)

47 >>they say all their friends too. want to vote for Trump!!!

Unpossible.

I was assured that Trump could not bring in new Voters.

Assured.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2024 06:53 PM (RVloE)

48 I guess Kamala wants all the Gen Zers to forget that she said people 18-29 years old are stupid, really stupid.

Posted by: bluebell at January 17, 2024 06:53 PM (pTb/Z)

49 the burly thing - the shooter was just your typical weirdo loner dude who you see a ton of up there. they are so liberal they are AGGRESSIVE about it.

but they're also old now, so grumpy

I think it was sort of a "get off my lawn you noisy kids" moment that went very much awry

from the start the people up there were saying there wasn't a hate crime; they knew the guy was just a weirdo crank

meanwhile one of the victims is at Haverford and just making a New Persona as a Victim Activist. whatever. it does suck to get shot by some old lib.

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at January 17, 2024 06:53 PM (AcWfM)

50 Are those Pizza Huts no longer going to deliver?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2024 06:53 PM (63Dwl)

51 By Experts.

Very Hirsute Experts.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2024 06:54 PM (RVloE)

52 You guys familiar with Mr. Bates vs. The Post Office? Big scandal has come to light in Britain, due to a TV show with an account of what happened to a bunch of local people who ran post offices as part of other businesses.

They were forced to use a computer and reconcile all transactions at the end of the day. They claimed the computers were incorrectly calculating huge losses and many of the owners were prosecuted for theft and fraud.

The government who ran the post offices, claimed, get this the problem didn't exist, then that it wasnt "widespread". Then more bs.

Turns out the systems weren't closed at all and were in fact accessible via the company who ran them - and the numbers at all these post offices were tampered with, with the government claiming they couldn't possibly be even though they knew otherwise. Loca pillars of the community went to jail. All those lives ruined. Sound familiar? Get familiar.

Posted by: JCG at January 17, 2024 06:54 PM (fow9w)

53 Killing Vermin... is that an assassination?
Posted by: Romeo13

More like de-ass-a-nation, on the magic carpet ride to allah

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 17, 2024 06:54 PM (sNwBy)

54 Executive Privelage Hypothetical -
Can Trump murder political rivals with SEAL Team Six?

Can Trump put ST6 on the border and oeder them to use the force neccesary to stop those from violatings our borders?

Constitutionally - Can Trump put Your HONOR on trial for Treason and be executed provided 2 witnesses among 350+ million (including illegal aliens/invades) attest.

The answer is YES.
The only counter is impeachment.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 17, 2024 06:54 PM (cOq4q)

55 So he won't be back?
Posted by: SFGoth
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Yes, because Schwarzenegger isn't Offenbach.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 17, 2024 06:54 PM (2yu8s)

56 I guess Kamala wants all the Gen Zers to forget that she said people 18-29 years old are stupid, really stupid.
Posted by: bluebell at January 17, 2024 06:53 PM

My staff told me somebody famous once said "Consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds."

Posted by: Kamala "Comma-la" Harris at January 17, 2024 06:54 PM (a3Q+t)

57 47 >>they say all their friends too. want to vote for Trump!!!

Unpossible.

I was assured that Trump could not bring in new Voters.

Assured.
Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2024 06:53 PM (RVloE)

If this was common in the swing states, it would matter...

I think Trump wins the red states 90-10...the problem is that there aren't enough red states. Purple ones have to be won to win the election.

But, there's still time to have a tidal wave of the Horde move to VA and try to perform a miracle here. We have secure vote and there won't be fraud...so a loss is a loss and a win is a win...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 17, 2024 06:55 PM (exHjb)

58 29 I'm with Anna Puma and would like to see Pakistan nuke the shit out of Iran.
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Ideally, Iran would then be left with just enough capability to nuke the shit out of Pakistan.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 17, 2024 06:55 PM (woPEM)

59 I spent today trying to convince them of RFK Jr I don't think I was getting anywhere tho lol

I even hide myself from my kids! isn't that sad.

(its so I can have Other Mom Friends)

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at January 17, 2024 06:55 PM (AcWfM)

60 " ... Then the car companies will all switch building to AI piloted killdozers.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 17, 2024 06:43 PM (dZVON) "

According to Cordwainer Smith (pbuh) the correct term is "Menschenjaegers".

Mark Elf FTW!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at January 17, 2024 06:55 PM (WsTvr)

61 Nobody's said it yet?

OK.

"This thread is for 'just the tips?'"

Posted by: mikeski at January 17, 2024 06:56 PM (DgGvY)

62 Kamala is a math whiz.
Posted by: huerfano
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We can thank the yellow school bus.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2024 06:56 PM (XeU6L)

63 >>I'm with Anna Puma and would like to see Pakistan nuke the shit out of Iran.

The Schadenboners would be Glorious.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2024 06:56 PM (RVloE)

64 No 'h' in Gettysburg.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 17, 2024 06:57 PM (sAmhv)

65 PDT was right
right on
right fucking on
dead ass right
cold stone right
RIGHT

http://tinyurl.com/5xce2wz4

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2024 06:57 PM (lwOKI)

66 BNO News @BNONews 3h
Golden State Warriors assistant coach Dejan Milojević has died after a heart attack, the team says. He was 46

Breaking911 @Breaking911 2h
BREAKING: Warriors Assistant Coach Dejan Milojević Dies After Heart Attack at Team Dinner | "Shocking & Tragic Blow."

Breaking911 @Breaking911 Jan 16
Former New Orleans Saints Linebacker Ronald Powell Dead at 32 [cause undisclosed]

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 17, 2024 06:58 PM (2yu8s)

67 My staff told me somebody famous once said "Consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds."
Posted by: Kamala "Comma-la" Harris

So yours is just +4 vs hobgoblins?

Posted by: mikeski at January 17, 2024 06:58 PM (DgGvY)

68 >>No 'h' in Gettysburg.

The phone book just skips from G straight to I ?

Weird.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2024 06:58 PM (RVloE)

69 PS they have changed Kamalas face

http://tinyurl.com/4erywcay

She is de aged about 20 years

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2024 06:59 PM (lwOKI)

70 I think the Left are like drug addicts who will make up the most outrageous obvious lies but are certain they are so well crafted that everyone will believe them.

Posted by: Titanium White at January 17, 2024 06:59 PM (/2Hy+)

71 I don't think I've ever seen a Jewish wizard. Mr Wizard, maybe.

Posted by: fd at January 17, 2024 06:59 PM (vFG9F)

72 I'm with Anna Puma and would like to see Pakistan nuke the shit out of Iran.

The Schadenboners would be Glorious.
Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2024 06:56 PM (RVloE)
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To paraphrase a Centauri ambassador:

"Only a madman fights a war on two fronts. Only the heir to the throne of the kingdom of idiots fights a war on twelve fronts."

Iran might just be that heir if they keep pissing off their neighbors.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 17, 2024 07:00 PM (BpYfr)

73 Trump didn't just win big in Iowa, he won every demographic including the youth vote. This trend has been noted by pollsters as it has been building for a while.

The country sucks right now for young people just like the rest of us. They can't buy homes, they can't even afford their rent. Food is just as expensive for them as it is for the rest of us. On and on.

Hell, even Jamie Dimon is out praising Trump today and pointing out that he was right about many issues and the anti-MAGA idiocy is terrible for the Biden campaign. If Biden loses Jaime frigging Dimon types he is in deep shit.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2024 07:00 PM (ZLI7S)

74 Breaking911 @Breaking911 2h
BREAKING: Warriors Assistant Coach Dejan Milojević Dies After Heart Attack at Team Dinner | "Shocking & Tragic Blow."

Breaking911 @Breaking911 Jan 16
Former New Orleans Saints Linebacker Ronald Powell Dead at 32 [cause undisclosed]
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 17, 2024 06:58 PM (2yu8s)

Get those booster shots!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 17, 2024 07:01 PM (R4t5M)

75 >>>Over the weekend, countless headlines parroted a White House statement that claimed "a woman and two children drowned near Eagle Pass, and Texas officials blocked U.S. Border Patrol from attempting to provide emergency assistance."

>That is one of the most absurd lies I've heard today. Only a Deep State Democrat would say something so fucking stupid.

When is Sleepy Joe going to mend the division between the parties in this country?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 17, 2024 07:01 PM (J3ryZ)

76 Joy Behar told Gen Zers to "get a job" and pay their bills.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2024 07:01 PM (63Dwl)

77 Time for another viewing of my favorite Babylon Bee sketch ever:

Meet Kamala Harris's Six-Year-Old Speechwriter.

http://tinyurl.com/4bjt4dfv

Posted by: bluebell at January 17, 2024 07:02 PM (pTb/Z)

78 Loca pillars of the community went to jail. All those lives ruined. Sound familiar? Get familiar.

Posted by: JCG at January 17, 2024 06:54 PM (fow9w)

JJ had the article in the morning post.

Posted by: and here we go again.... at January 17, 2024 07:02 PM (SNVFk)

79 "The FBI has Arrested Transgender Woman Plotting Violence"

1. arrested, or hired?
2. trans = not, so trans woman = not woman = (fucked in the head) man

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 17, 2024 07:02 PM (sNwBy)

80 Breaking911 @Breaking911 5h
New Patriots Head Coach Jerod Mayo: “I do see color, because I believe if you don’t see color you can’t see racism.”

http://tinyurl.com/hs3ye3f9
36 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 17, 2024 07:02 PM (2yu8s)

81 Are those Pizza Huts no longer going to deliver?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

If I recall from the first time this story dropped here, that is correct. If you want a pizza from them delivered, you call Uber Eats or someone else to do the deed.

Posted by: mikeski at January 17, 2024 07:02 PM (DgGvY)

82 But, there's still time to have a tidal wave of the Horde move to VA and try to perform a miracle here. We have secure vote and there won't be fraud...so a loss is a loss and a win is a win...
Posted by: Nova Local

Nobody will even notice 150%+ registered voter turnout among a few key precincts.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 17, 2024 07:02 PM (cOq4q)

83 Would anybody miss Islam if it disappeared? Just vanished? And all of a sudden left a bunch of relieved regular humans?

Posted by: Eromero at January 17, 2024 07:03 PM (NxC5+)

84 Miles is bold. I hope he survives.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 17, 2024 07:03 PM (tT6L1)

85 " ... Then the car companies will all switch building to AI piloted killdozers.

Posted by: Blanco Basura
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pfft.

Posted by: Maximum Overdrive sentient semi's at January 17, 2024 07:03 PM (XeU6L)

86 OT: Any word on the state of the union address? The mind boggles at the excuses the administration will make for postponing it to February 30th of never.
Posted by: Beartooth at January 17, 2024 06:48 PM (5FnZt)
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Trump should give the rebuttal.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 17, 2024 07:03 PM (BpYfr)

87 when they say transgender woman do they mean a man who did the chop-chop ??

Posted by: runner at January 17, 2024 07:04 PM (V13WU)

88 82 But, there's still time to have a tidal wave of the Horde move to VA and try to perform a miracle here. We have secure vote and there won't be fraud...so a loss is a loss and a win is a win...
Posted by: Nova Local

Nobody will even notice 150%+ registered voter turnout among a few key precincts.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 17, 2024 07:02 PM (cOq4q)

Not with Miyares and voter ID...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 17, 2024 07:04 PM (exHjb)

89 New Patriots Head Coach Jerod Mayo: “I do see color, because I believe if you don’t see color you can’t see racism.”

http://tinyurl.com/hs3ye3f9
36 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 17, 2024 07:02 PM (2yu8s)

He'll be out on his ass in a couple of seasons.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 17, 2024 07:04 PM (R4t5M)

90 "This is Remarkable’: Donald Trump is Leading Joe Biden with Young Voters in Multiple Surveys"

Sorry Ace, this won't be the election of 2016 nor 2020. Many voters in many cohorts are waking up to realize that Biden & Co are an existential threat to their prosperity and safety. This includes many young, many Black, many Hispanic. Even suburban wine moms. If they don't vote for Trump they'll stay home, which is half a vote for Trump. This will accelerate as people talk more and realize they're not alone.

The Junta can't fix this by swapping in Governor Brylcreem or the Wicked Witch of the Midwest. Media can't save them against Trump, because they have no credibility about Trump. The Lawfare gambit failed, and only made him stronger.

Trump is now the leader of a movement. He's rebranding the R party to be center-right populist away from the Chamber of Commerce and Country Club.

Yes, he's a gavone from Queens. But while some his persona as a liability, it's actually a positive in speaking to most of the nation. Some would prefer a Republican Bill Bradley but that won't sell.

The Junta's only play is to shoot Trump or try a ginormous Steal.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 17, 2024 07:05 PM (Gse2f)

91 Can't be the Fake Vax booster, that not proven yet

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2024 07:05 PM (fwDg9)

92

INDIANAPOLIS — Colts owner Jim Irsay experienced a drug overdose last month, and Carmel Police administered a dose of Narcan. Police responded to a call at Irsay’s Carmel residence on Dec. 8 around 4:30 AM, where he was reportedly found unconscious on a bathroom floor with a blue skin tone – TMZ Reports.
Upon arrival, police discovered Irsay had been moved to his bed, struggling to breathe with a weak pulse and constricted pupils. Despite an unsuccessful attempt to wake him with a sternum rub, Irsay showed a slight response after the administration of one dose of Narcan, a drug commonly used to revive individuals in opiate overdose situations.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2024 07:05 PM (63Dwl)

93 A tranny has more guns and ammo then me?

I am so ashamed right now.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 17, 2024 07:05 PM (b4o9z)

94 be difficult to vote for Trump if he is not on the ballot...

Posted by: runner at January 17, 2024 07:06 PM (V13WU)

95 80 Breaking911 @Breaking911 5h
New Patriots Head Coach Jerod Mayo: “I do see color, because I believe if you don’t see color you can’t see racism.”

http://tinyurl.com/hs3ye3f9
36 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck
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The KKK and neo Nazis see color too.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 17, 2024 07:06 PM (sAmhv)

96 >>Meet Kamala Harris's Six-Year-Old Speechwriter.

'You're either born with or your either not."

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2024 07:07 PM (RVloE)

97 I guess the voters can write him in. But hey must wait till election day and vote in person !

Posted by: runner at January 17, 2024 07:07 PM (V13WU)

98
New Patriots Head Coach Jerod Mayo: “I do see color, because I believe if you don’t see color you can’t see racism.”

Hold the Mayo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2024 07:07 PM (63Dwl)

99 Don't tell me; she was caught on camera inside the Capitol building on J6.
Posted by: Paco at January 17, 2024 06:52 PM (njExo)

I suspect her therapist turned her in. I swear, though, the only people in Cottage Grove who don't have a "personal cache of weapons" are those honoring their parole, or the terms of release from prison.

Used to be a mill town, now just tough.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 17, 2024 07:07 PM (D7oie)

100 See another snow coming here Friday

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2024 07:08 PM (fwDg9)

101 when they say transgender woman do they mean a man who did the chop-chop ??
Posted by: runner
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Yeah, I've never figured it out either. My brain refuses to accept the obvious contradictions.

(!)

I may have coined a pun...'Contra-dick-tions'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2024 07:08 PM (XeU6L)

102 'You're either born with or your either not."
Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2024 07:07 PM (RVloE)
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I love that line. But I was hooked from the very beginning when he pulled up in his car.

Posted by: bluebell at January 17, 2024 07:09 PM (pTb/Z)

103 Well done, Mike Hammer !

Posted by: runner at January 17, 2024 07:10 PM (V13WU)

104 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper Jan 16
BREAKING - Pakistan says Iran strikes killed 'two innocent children' and calls attack an 'unprovoked violation' by Tehran. - AP

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 16h
BREAKING 🚨 China urges Iran, Pakistan to ‘exercise restraint’ after deadly air strike

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 12h
BREAKING: Pakistan Foreign Ministry says Iran's strike inside Pakistani territory an illegal and unacceptable act, Pakistan reserves right to respond

BREAKING: Pakistan announces to recall its ambassador from Iran, suspends all high level visits to Iran after strike

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 11h
BREAKING - Iran says it targeted ‘Iranian terrorist group’ in Pakistan

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 8h
BREAKING: Member of Iran’s Revolutionary Guard (IRGC) shot dead in Sistan and Baluchestan province - IRNA [that borders Pak.]

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 17, 2024 07:10 PM (2yu8s)

105 My bet is Pete Carroll was canned for being an old white guy.

Posted by: Jamaica at January 17, 2024 07:11 PM (Eeb9P)

106 This is pretty good.

If Slayer wrote "Beat It":

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=i5kguuJmM5c

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2024 07:11 PM (RVloE)

107 "I Love Gen Z ... if someone is 18 years old today, they were born in 2005! Oh yeah, check that out. Think about that for a minute! Ha ha ha ha."

Dear sweet Jeebus.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 17, 2024 07:11 PM (CsUN+)

108 86 OT: Any word on the state of the union address? The mind boggles at the excuses the administration will make for postponing it to February 30th of never.
Posted by: Beartooth at January 17, 2024 06:48 PM (5FnZt)
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Trump should give the rebuttal.

headbuttal > rebuttal

Posted by: anachronda at January 17, 2024 07:12 PM (v3pYe)

109 I guess we're no longer allowed to say Kamala is retarded. But I'll say it anyway.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 17, 2024 07:13 PM (1bNHn)

110 Wonder what percentage of so call Trannies went under the knife? Suspect it's single percentage at most

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2024 07:13 PM (fwDg9)

111 Sorry. My old man called. He's old, so when he calls, I pick up. Never know when the next call is the last one.

How about you, Dildo ? How are things ? All good in New Jersey ? The meat store good ? Mob bosses chill ?

Posted by: Sorry at January 17, 2024 07:13 PM (CRFqj)

112 suspect her therapist turned her in. I swear, though, the only people in Cottage Grove who don't have a "personal cache of weapons" are those honoring their parole, or the terms of release from prison.

Used to be a mill town, now just tough.
Posted by: Kindltot at January

The trick to 'honoring' your parole/probation is to simply keep them at a family members house. Don't ask me how I know.

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 17, 2024 07:13 PM (MGB5H)

113 New Patriots Head Coach Jerod Mayo: "I do see color, because I believe if you don’t see color you can’t see racism."

1. the Patriots will not get tired of winning, for reasons
2. color-obsessed could also make one, oh I don't know, a racist asshole?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 17, 2024 07:13 PM (sNwBy)

114
Patriots all black?

Is racism transcendent the magic thang that will make Mr. Charlie disappear?

Transformational. And killing capitalism.

Posted by: Auspex at January 17, 2024 07:13 PM (j4U/Z)

115 Apparently the only thing our VP is good for is sucking cock.

What an idiot.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 17, 2024 07:14 PM (ufFY8)

116 >>I love that line. But I was hooked from the very beginning when he pulled up in his car.

Him playing with the Spaceship in the conference room got me laughing.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2024 07:14 PM (RVloE)

117 They could be born in first half of January 2006 and be 18 today. But yes, what a great revelation. Think about it.

I guess somehow she thinks that will appeal to young voters, and it is kinda crazy for us old people to "think about it" ... these youngsters were born were many here started following Ace, and now they (largely idiots) are voting.

It might be "interesting" if she was talking to seniors, but kids just think ..."wow, these people born in the last century are really out of touch".

Posted by: illiniwek at January 17, 2024 07:14 PM (Cus5s)

118 Dimon's comments in brief:

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 6h
WATCH: JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon says people are voting for Trump because he was right about the economy, immigration, and China.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 17, 2024 07:14 PM (2yu8s)

119 It's great to hear our wonderful Vice Prsident weighing in on the important issues of the day! What an informed, vital woman she is!

Posted by: Dorcas Blimline at January 17, 2024 07:14 PM (XeU6L)

120 Pissing off the Pakistanis was never something I thought of doing, personally.
You can laugh at them for being "hyper British Indian Army" but the British in India were awfully good at killing their enemies through truly audacious advances and maneuvers.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 17, 2024 07:14 PM (D7oie)

121 "BREAKING - Iran says it targeted ‘Iranian terrorist group’ in Pakistan"

"We're just cleaning up our own mess, swearsies!"

You'd think that if it were an Iranian terrorist group, presumably seeking refuge from Iran, in Pakistan, that the Pakis would be amenable to helping Iran get them out of Pakistan. And if they weren't, that Iran would call it a Pakistani terrorist group.

But no, missile strike first! Diplomacy later!

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 17, 2024 07:16 PM (ou9hh)

122 That stabby-stabby trans guy/gyrrl?
Has a Palestinian Flag pin in his/her/its hat.

Posted by: birdog at January 17, 2024 07:16 PM (sYlnp)

123 "It's amazing. When you stop to think about it. That...someone born 18 years ago? That person. She's eight-teen."

-Kamala Harris

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2024 07:16 PM (RVloE)

124 Then: What does gay marriage have to do with you anyway h8ter?!?

Now: Arielle Scarcella just noticed this violent-minded man calling for "stabbing" anyone he deems "transphobic." He does so openly, without any fear of consequences, and of course, social media monopolists offered no consequences for calling for a stabbing intifada against people who refuse to play into his delusions.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 17, 2024 07:17 PM (ibTVg)

125 R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts
#UPDATE: The affidavit states West, the self-proclaimed "Nazi Dominatrix from Hell, who is tired of the blackening of America and Europe and ready to stand up to the Black Orcs and the Jewish wizards," was first visited by the FBI in September, when they received a tip about one of her Facebook posts in which she appeared to threaten her co-workers. From the affidavit: One picture was titled "Veil Mistress, the Man Slayer-Queen of the Under World." The composition notebook she called "the Black Shadow Journal" had a first page with the sentence "Blood, death, self-torture, self-hatred, wicked thoughts of mass murder at the gloved hands of the veil mistress"
Posted by: andycanuck

And I thought Anime just made up that "chuunibyou" stuff.

.....

It means "second year of middle school syndrome." 8th-graders who pretend they're video-game characters and other cringey edgelordy things.

Posted by: mikeski at January 17, 2024 07:17 PM (DgGvY)

126 "Ballesteros"

Google Translate is baffled by that, so I'll guess it's Portuguese for 'hates his own balls.'

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at January 17, 2024 07:18 PM (MvF+J)

127 WATCH: JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon says people are voting for Trump because he was right about the economy, immigration, and China.

Someone wants to be Treasury Secretary under Trump...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 17, 2024 07:18 PM (ibTVg)

128 OK, you jokers. Don't make me break out the Venn diagrams.

Posted by: Kumalala Harris at January 17, 2024 07:18 PM (woPEM)

129 Get those booster shots!
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 17, 2024 07:01 PM (R4t5M)

I got a call from a kid I ran into during my radiation treatments. He wanted to know if I would consider being a "cancer coach" at the medical facility where we underwent treatments.

I politely declined.

He asked why, and I told him that my opinion of medical professionals in general, and the cancer center particularly would not allow me to be a good advocate.

He pressed a little further, and I told him that I think their stance on C-19 shots, masking, and distancing rules are stupid...bordering on dangerous.

He had to get the C-19 shots. He was...shocked.

Posted by: browndog getting really tired of all this shit at January 17, 2024 07:18 PM (TTAGa)

130 >>> The Junta's only play is to shoot Trump or try a ginormous Steal.
Posted by: Ignoramus

One of these is much more cost effective.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 17, 2024 07:18 PM (cOq4q)

131 Insider Corner @insiderscorner 16m
The House passes a resolution that denounces the Biden administration’s “open” border policies.

14 Democrats voted with Republicans.
====
Ayes: 211 + 14 = 225
Nays/Dems: 186 [or 187 with recount?]
No Votes: 22 [21??]

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 17, 2024 07:18 PM (2yu8s)

132 Black Orcs and the Jewish wizards

Hmm, I've got black orcs in my Warhammer Army set...no Jew Wizards though. Are they related to the Celestial Order?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 17, 2024 07:19 PM (ibTVg)

133 >>The composition notebook she called "the Black Shadow Journal" had a first page with the sentence "Blood, death, self-torture, self-hatred, wicked thoughts of mass murder at the gloved hands of the veil mistress"

That's good. Do you think he'd let me use that?

Posted by: Glenn Danzig at January 17, 2024 07:19 PM (RVloE)

134
Iranians vs. Pakis vs Afgani's.

With billions of American equipment.

And nukes.

Popcorn time!

Posted by: Auspex at January 17, 2024 07:19 PM (j4U/Z)

135 Update:

Insider Corner @insiderscorner 1h
JUST IN
The [female] spokesperson for Pakistan's Ministry of Foreign Affairs “Pakistan reserves the right to respond to the Iranian attacks.”

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 17, 2024 07:20 PM (2yu8s)

136 I saw this Hallmark is firing four of its top executives. But do not fear! This does not mean that they are backing away from woke. They're just going to rearrange the deck chairs. You know, real wokism has never been tried.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 17, 2024 07:20 PM (FVME7)

137 Pissing off the Pakistanis was never something I thought of doing, personally.
You can laugh at them for being "hyper British Indian Army" but the British in India were awfully good at killing their enemies through truly audacious advances and maneuvers.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 17, 2024 07:14 PM (D7oie)
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Iran hasn't quite figured out that they need to have a fully armed and operational battlestation armed with nuclear warheads before launching missiles at their nuclear-armed neighbors.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 17, 2024 07:20 PM (BpYfr)

138 What's amazing is that someone born in 1960 is only 29 years old.

Posted by: fd at January 17, 2024 07:20 PM (vFG9F)

139 "it's pretty cost-free for young people -- and Muslims -- to attempt to scare Biden into supporting Hamas more by claiming they'll vote for Trump."

Are they cunning enough to plan a bank-shot like that?

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at January 17, 2024 07:20 PM (MvF+J)

140 I give Kamala credit for being able to mess up something so completely banal.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 17, 2024 07:21 PM (tT6L1)

141 Iranians vs. Pakis vs Afgani's.

With billions of American equipment.

And nukes.

Popcorn time!
Posted by: Auspex at January 17, 2024 07:19 PM (j4U/Z)
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Maybe we'll get lucky and they'll wipe each other out.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 17, 2024 07:21 PM (BpYfr)

142 >>What's amazing is that someone born in 1960 is only 29 years old.

Math. It's like a riddle. Wrapped in an enigma.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2024 07:21 PM (RVloE)

143 Apparently the only thing our VP is good for is sucking cock.
What an idiot.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop

And, really, she's not "all that."

Posted by: W. Brown at January 17, 2024 07:21 PM (DgGvY)

144 >>> Trump should give the rebuttal.

With a blue screen showing everytime Creepy Pervy Unle Joe creeps on a little girl....
..and faceplants.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 17, 2024 07:21 PM (cOq4q)

145 What's amazing is that someone born in 1960 is only 29 years old.
Posted by: fd at January 17, 2024 07:20 PM (vFG9F)
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All part of the "New Math/Common Core" curriculum that has been taught since then.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 17, 2024 07:22 PM (BpYfr)

146 Muslim 1:That Jew turned me into a Newt!

Muslim 2: Looks hard at the non-Newt Muslim 1

Muslim 1: I got better!

Posted by: 18-1 at January 17, 2024 07:22 PM (ibTVg)

147 Anyone else completely fed up with Trumpbart?

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at January 17, 2024 07:22 PM (FRT/w)

148 >>Maybe we'll get lucky and they'll wipe each other out.

It's like Spy Vs Spy w/ extra Durkha Durkha Jihad Sauce.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2024 07:22 PM (RVloE)

149 Trump should give the rebuttal.

With a blue screen showing everytime Creepy Pervy Unle Joe creeps on a little girl....
..and faceplants.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 17, 2024 07:21 PM (cOq4q)
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Hmmm. A five-minute introductory montage of FJB's greatest fumbles/stumbles set to Yakkity Sax? I could get on board with that...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 17, 2024 07:23 PM (BpYfr)

150 "Ballesteros"

Google Translate is baffled by that, so I'll guess it's Portuguese for 'hates his own balls.'
Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at January 17, 2024 07:18 PM (MvF+J)

Spanish, it comes from the word "crosbow" and means crossbowmen

Posted by: Kindltot at January 17, 2024 07:23 PM (D7oie)

151 WATCH: JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon says people are voting for Trump because he was right about the economy, immigration, and China.

Someone wants to be Treasury Secretary under Trump...
Posted by: 18-1

Dimon talked about not accepting the Secretary position years ago - perhaps under Obummer. This was during one of D.'s town halls.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 17, 2024 07:23 PM (J47y1)

152 "Anyone else completely fed up with Trumpbart?"

Or Dongino?

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at January 17, 2024 07:23 PM (MvF+J)

153 I give Kamala credit for being able to mess up something so completely banal.

Wait until she explains that red plus blue = chartreuse.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 17, 2024 07:23 PM (CsUN+)

154 138 What's amazing is that someone born in 1960 is only 29 years old.

it's a miracle of the modern age.

Posted by: anachronda at January 17, 2024 07:23 PM (v3pYe)

155 oh & btw, ace, this deserves to go into the AoSHQ Hall of Fame:

" ... One of those farts that is especially unsettling because it smells almost the same coming out as it tasted going in, which causes you to realize, in disgust: All the food we eat is just farts in solid form."

there are no words ...

just, wow

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at January 17, 2024 07:24 PM (WsTvr)

156 Well, we went into Pakistan, face shot UBL, dragged him down the stairs and threw him in the sea. Weird how they never threatened us with any retribution DYT? Hmmm.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 17, 2024 07:24 PM (0Ao06)

157 Heh, how would you like to be head of security for Milei? That guy is promptly pissing off all the right people...which is dangerous.

Posted by: Orson at January 17, 2024 07:25 PM (dIske)

158 136 You know, real wokism has never been ~~tried~~ positioned for success.

fixt

Posted by: anachronda at January 17, 2024 07:25 PM (v3pYe)

159 Someone wants to be Treasury Secretary under Trump...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 17, 2024 07:18 PM (ibTVg)

I got a few names I'd like to see in that spot over someone who is already part of the Banking Industrial Complex.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 17, 2024 07:26 PM (3iph0)

160 Should the Pakis spark off a nuke in Iran, the technical analysis of the thing itself will be the buzz, for years to come.

Will it be an aerial blast, or at ground level? Better still, would the Pakis have the ways n' means to have made a true, Ground Penetration delivery device, so as to burrow deep into the Iranian nuclear sites?

Sadly, way too many Hawt Persian Wimmens would be lost in any such blast.

But, if it defangs the Iranian Terror Industry, then I've only got one thing to say.

GO TEAM PAKIS!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

* addendum. And not ONE DIME from us, for Iranian "humanitarian" or "rebuilding" efforts. They mis-used the billions already given 'em, why give 'em even a penny more.

Posted by: Jim at January 17, 2024 07:26 PM (e6UQI)

161 All the food we eat is just farts in solid form.
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My grandad to six year-old me across the breakfast table: "Boy, do you shit what you eat, or do you eat what you shit?"

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 17, 2024 07:27 PM (woPEM)

162 You look at Harris, then look at Biden, then it hits you. Together they have an IQ of about 80, and what's happening all makes sense. It's probably not insidious, evil planning driving our destruction. It's stupidity.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 17, 2024 07:27 PM (0Ao06)

163 I've looked for pictures of the Nazi tranny but, apparently, a pictures have been scrubbed.

Speaking of Nazis, incidentally, the most politically incorrect joke in the world. (YouTube, 2 minutes)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MvhPelmp3t4

Palate cleanser. 1/2 dance, 1/2 mime. (2 minutes)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g8yLNIMwWuc

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 17, 2024 07:27 PM (FVME7)

164 Wait until she explains that red plus blue = chartreuse.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 17, 2024 07:23 PM (CsUN+)
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I'd love to hear her try...mainly because she probably can't even read the word, let alone pronounce "chartreuse."

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 17, 2024 07:28 PM (tT6L1)

165 " ... Are they cunning enough to plan a bank-shot like that?

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at January 17, 2024 07:20 PM (MvF+J) "

fwiw, I don't think they could plan a bank shot on a pool table ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at January 17, 2024 07:28 PM (WsTvr)

166 >>Someone wants to be Treasury Secretary under Trump...

That someone is a long time mega donor to Democrats.

If he's praising Trump, Biden is in big trouble.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2024 07:29 PM (ZLI7S)

167 well, somebody can teach Disney a thing or two about money, audience, etc..: "Amazon is betting big on faith-based entertainment in a new production deal that is expected to produce a pipeline of movies and series aimed at Christian audiences.

On Wednesday, Amazon MGM Studios announced it is teaming up with the recently formed The Wonder Project, led by Jesus Revolution co-director Jon Erwin and former Netflix and YouTube executive Kelly Merryman Hoogstraten.

Under the deal, Amazon Prime Video has already ordered its first project — a series called House of David that will dramatize the rise to power of King David of Israel. No release date has been announced for the streaming series."

Posted by: runner at January 17, 2024 07:29 PM (V13WU)

168
"It's amazing. When you stop to think about it. That...someone born 18 years ago? That person. She's eight-teen."

-Kamala Harris

I got a baby's brain and an old man's heart
Took eighteen years to get this far
Don't always know what I'm talkin' about
Feels like I'm livin' in the middle of doubt

'Cause I'm eighteen
I get confused everyday
Eighteen, I just don't know what to say
Eighteen, I gotta get away

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2024 07:29 PM (63Dwl)

169 Heh, how would you like to be head of security for Milei? That guy is promptly pissing off all the right people...which is dangerous.

Posted by: Orson at January 17, 2024 07:25 PM (dIske)

He is pounding on toes after declaring dollarization and backing out of the BRiCS mind you.
the dollarization was just putting into effect an economic reality, and the BRICS thing is both a sop and a way to make life less complicated I suspecst. Argentina doesn't need the BRICS if it dollarizes,

Posted by: Kindltot at January 17, 2024 07:29 PM (D7oie)

170 Insider Corner @insiderscorner Jan 16
BREAKING
Pakistan MFA: "Pakistan strongly condemns the unprovoked violation of its airspace by Iran and the strike inside Pakistani territory which resulted in the death of two innocent children while injuring three girls"

This violation can have serious consequences, MFA adds.

[The Ministry of Foreign Affairs]

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 17, 2024 07:29 PM (2yu8s)

171 You look at Harris, then look at Biden, then it hits you. Together they have an IQ of about 80
Posted by: Marcus T

I don't think IQ is additive, so it sure isn't multiplicative.

Posted by: mikeski at January 17, 2024 07:29 PM (DgGvY)

172 Heh, how would you like to be head of security for Milei?

The man should be worried about it. Because hard security is simply not something in the Argentine character. That's both a good and bad thing.

Yet, lawlessness is also not in their character. Their economy is in the shitter. Yet, they are not eating each other as we will.

I don't know ... I wish him well. But I don't know if his method will work. Time will tell. They may not give him time.

Posted by: Sorry at January 17, 2024 07:29 PM (CRFqj)

173 "All the food we eat is just farts in solid form."

That's deep, man.

Posted by: Kansas at January 17, 2024 07:31 PM (vFG9F)

174 Pakis won't be able to go hot on the nukes without us knowing. It's more likely they will use some of those F-16's we sold them and the Chinese knock offs to bomb Iranian assets.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 17, 2024 07:31 PM (0Ao06)

175 60 I even hide myself from my kids! isn't that sad.

(its so I can have Other Mom Friends)
Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at January 17, 2024 06:55 PM (AcWfM)

But we're the bigots, right??

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 17, 2024 07:31 PM (OX9vb)

176 Under the deal, Amazon Prime Video has already ordered its first project — a series called House of David that will dramatize the rise to power of King David of Israel. No release date has been announced for the streaming series.
Posted by: runner

"I don't understand why King David was not cast as a woman of color."

Posted by: every mainstream reviewer at January 17, 2024 07:31 PM (DgGvY)

177 you have no idea how deep ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at January 17, 2024 07:31 PM (WsTvr)

178 don't forget, every time kamala met with willie brown it was a blow for freedom

Posted by: gnats local 678 at January 17, 2024 07:31 PM (B1FKF)

179
So, is it the Jew weather machine or global warming climate catastrophe that has herself ordering me out to shovel this evening?

Oppression.

Posted by: Auspex at January 17, 2024 07:32 PM (j4U/Z)

180 CAFE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2024 07:32 PM (fwDg9)

181 Trump, who campaigned on a Muslim immigration ban
Did I miss that or is that in reference to a ban on immigrants from terrortories with no ID possible?

Posted by: Veeshir at January 17, 2024 07:34 PM (N0Kqc)

182 re amazon and king david: they will either repeatedly talk about the will of god and david will look like barack obama, or they won't say anything about god

Posted by: gnats local 678 at January 17, 2024 07:34 PM (B1FKF)

183 NOTE DATE CHANGE
SPACEX LAUNCH
Falcon 9 rocket topped with a Crew Dragon spacecraft.
Falcon 9 - Axiom 3 - LC-39A -
Cape Canaveral SFS
New ISS Crew
The launch window is at 4:49 p.m. ET,
21:49 UTC, and 22:49 CET,
Commentary starts at 2:30PM
January 18, 2024
http://tinyurl.com/2x4ft8b8

Posted by: Ciampino - Whizz bang launch at January 17, 2024 07:34 PM (qfLjt)

184 150 "Ballesteros"

Google Translate is baffled by that, so I'll guess it's Portuguese for 'hates his own balls.'
Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at January 17, 2024 07:18 PM (MvF+J)

Spanish, it comes from the word "crosbow" and means crossbowmen
Posted by: Kindltot
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Seve Ballesteros, one of the greatest golfers of his era. Was a killer in the Ryder Cup. Don't think he ever lost a match.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 17, 2024 07:35 PM (sAmhv)

185 Iran hasn't quite figured out that they need to have a fully armed and operational battlestation armed with nuclear warheads before launching missiles at their nuclear-armed neighbors.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 17, 2024 07:20 PM (BpYfr)

Iran is trying to play "cross border raid" and the tribal warriors used play that with the British, and before that with the Indian princedoms. During the Northwest Border Wars, the tribesmen would apply to to the British government for theater ribbons after the war was over and the truces were established.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 17, 2024 07:36 PM (D7oie)

186 The tranny's X twitter account is still up. Here's the Nitter link that is readable without an X account:

https://nitter.net/West30602

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 17, 2024 07:36 PM (2yu8s)

187 ""Amazon is betting big on faith-based entertainment in a new production deal that is expected to produce a pipeline of movies and series aimed at Christian audiences."

It's gonna be gay and lame.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 17, 2024 07:36 PM (ou9hh)

188 nood, eh?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at January 17, 2024 07:37 PM (WsTvr)

189 I disagree.

The solid form food we eat is just shit.

The flavors we fail to extract from it.

That's what farts are made from.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2024 07:39 PM (RVloE)

190 Richest guy in Iraq...killed in Iran missile strike on Irbil.
Oops

Posted by: birdog at January 17, 2024 07:39 PM (sYlnp)

191 *Passes Pipe*

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2024 07:39 PM (RVloE)

192 >>Richest guy in Iraq...killed in Iran missile strike on Irbil.

...leaving behind 124 wives, ranging in age from 11 -73.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2024 07:40 PM (RVloE)

193 "Heh, how would you like to be head of security for Milei? That guy is promptly pissing off all the right people...which is dangerous."

yeah, I listened (while doing other things) to the whole speech. At the end he sorta commended the other WEFers ... for being capitalists (kinda) and they applauded.

Not sure I understood all the nuance he was inserting, but he did make some good points.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 17, 2024 07:48 PM (Cus5s)

194 181 Trump, who campaigned on a Muslim immigration ban
Did I miss that or is that in reference to a ban on immigrants from terrortories with no ID possible?
Posted by: Veeshir at January 17, 2024 07:34 PM (N0Kqc)

Yeah, that caught my eye, too.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 17, 2024 08:03 PM (DTX3h)

195 Under the deal, Amazon Prime Video has already ordered its first project — a series called House of David that will dramatize the rise to power of King David of Israel. No release date has been announced for the streaming series."

Posted by: runner at January 17, 2024 07:29 PM (V13WU)

Can't wait to have Dave race swapped to Chinese.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 17, 2024 08:15 PM (eoQWY)

196 she was found with 16 rifles, 11 handguns, tens of thousands of ammunition rounds, gun accessories
Right up through there, I was going to say "sounds like a nice gun collection." (If maybe a trifle over-done, IMO. 11 handguns? There aren't that many interesting varieties, unless you're collecting antiques.)

Then they mentioned "drawings."

Sounds like a typical violent mentally ill person, nowadays. Who certainly wouldn't have been allowed to buy guns if the "bi-polar" was treated as it should have been (making her ineligible to buy firearms).

Posted by: GWB at January 17, 2024 08:26 PM (32nmx)

197 174 @172

>>A slave to brake fluid’
- by gourmand jour

Actually, it should be, Slave to the Master Cylinder.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 17, 2024 08:42 PM (XV/Pl)
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Anyway you should see my pad and great drums in the rear.

Posted by: Ciampino - I also have great disks at January 17, 2024 08:48 PM (qfLjt)

198 Under the deal, Amazon Prime Video has already ordered its first project — a series called House of David that will dramatize the rise to power of King David of Israel.

Wait .... doesn't this nullify muslim (and Trans-Jordan) claims to that land?

Posted by: Ciampino - how many Ahmeds and Mohammeds were there? at January 17, 2024 08:53 PM (qfLjt)

199 Javier Milei, as John Madden would say, "has rocks in his pockets."

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do Not Kill at January 17, 2024 09:47 PM (gxokI)

200 "Amazon is betting big on faith-based entertainment"

Not holding my breath it'll be for normal, decent Christians. Probably for rainbow flag churchians... think Pete Buttplug.

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