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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Alessandro di Mariano di Vanni Filipepi (Sandro Botticelli) [Hat Tip: Sharon (willow's apprentice)]
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 17, 2024 09:31 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2024 09:31 AM (lwOKI)
Posted by: runner at January 17, 2024 09:31 AM (V13WU)
I arted on the other thread
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2024 09:31 AM (lwOKI)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 17, 2024 09:31 AM (SAX5G)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 17, 2024 09:31 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at January 17, 2024 09:32 AM (SfhV1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 17, 2024 09:32 AM (/Mbcg)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 17, 2024 09:32 AM (SAX5G)
Posted by: dantesed at January 17, 2024 09:33 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: BignJames at January 17, 2024 09:33 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: 1776 at January 17, 2024 09:33 AM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Don't tell me your complaining, Wolfus. CBD decided to do you a solid.
Posted by: The Wall Between Western Sahara and Morocco at January 17, 2024 09:34 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 17, 2024 09:34 AM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Bourbon and Cigar at January 17, 2024 09:34 AM (z9ms9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 17, 2024 09:34 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at January 17, 2024 09:35 AM (gxRWI)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 09:35 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: huerfano at January 17, 2024 09:35 AM (Q4KYm)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 17, 2024 09:35 AM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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Don't tell me your complaining, Wolfus. CBD decided to do you a solid.
Posted by: The Wall Between Western Sahara and Morocco at January 17, 2024
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Not a complaint at all, Wall. Just puzzled at the wealth of detail!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 17, 2024 09:35 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: t-bird at January 17, 2024 09:35 AM (e1pHV)
Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at January 17, 2024 09:35 AM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 17, 2024 09:35 AM (CsUN+)
Posted by: dantesed at January 17, 2024 09:35 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: dantesed at January 17, 2024 09:33 AM (88xKn)
looked it up slander and the nude is truth
Posted by: It's me donna at January 17, 2024 09:35 AM (n2vyf)
It is like a collection of separate figures (like things he had in a sketch book) that he collected together in one artwork on a generic background. Like those old k-tel record compilations.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2024 09:35 AM (zZu0s)
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at January 17, 2024 09:36 AM (SfhV1)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2024 09:36 AM (ZLI7S)
So, a typical Trump vs. DeSantis thread.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 17, 2024 09:36 AM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at January 17, 2024 09:37 AM (wu87C)
Posted by: t-bird at January
Which one is Nice Bod Brooke?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 09:37 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 17, 2024 09:37 AM (NpAcC)
http://tinyurl.com/3njw5h9j
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 17, 2024 09:38 AM (J2vNu)
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If he played in the NFL it would be:
Alessandro di Mariano di Vanni Filipepi IV
Posted by: Muldoon at January 17, 2024 09:38 AM (991eG)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 09:38 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 17, 2024 09:38 AM (991eG)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 17, 2024
***
"Is that guy a Viking?"
"No, he's just a-standing there."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 17, 2024 09:38 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at January 17, 2024 09:39 AM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 17, 2024 09:39 AM (pohLc)
would hang, in the great hall of my desert fortress
Posted by: Don Black at January 17, 2024 09:39 AM (geLO8)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 17, 2024 09:38 AM (991eG)
MISTER!
also, 'esquire.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2024 09:39 AM (zZu0s)
Posted by: From about that Time at January 17, 2024 09:39 AM (4780s)
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at January 17, 2024
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H'es the third tenor, the one everybody forgets!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 17, 2024 09:39 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Taggart at January 17, 2024 09:40 AM (4I/2K)
One description of what in tarnation is going on here is provided at this link --
https://www.dailyartmagazine.com/botticellis-final-painting/
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 17, 2024 09:40 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 17, 2024 09:40 AM (Q4IgG)
that Bottle Jelly guy sure could draw good
Posted by: Don Black at January 17, 2024 09:40 AM (geLO8)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 17, 2024 09:41 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Kris at January 17, 2024 09:41 AM (hR8f8)
Posted by: dantesed
They're hurling accusations at one another. A foreshadowing of the recent dustup between Sponge and Ace.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 09:41 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 17, 2024 09:37 AM (NpAcC)
I saw her!
The way she looks is way beyond compare.
Posted by: Sir Paul McCartney at January 17, 2024 09:41 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Ronzoni-Sono Buoni! at January 17, 2024 09:41 AM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 17, 2024 09:42 AM (SAX5G)
Calumny is the woman clad in blue and white who is yanking on the sitting man's hair.
You cannot spell calumny without "alum"; she is astringent.
I may have made up that last part.
Truth is the nekkid woman at left.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 17, 2024 09:42 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: t-bird at January 17, 2024 09:42 AM (fbFl3)
Posted by: runner at January 17, 2024 09:42 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: No One Ever at January 17, 2024 09:42 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 17, 2024 09:42 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: BignJames at January 17, 2024 09:42 AM (AwYPR)
Wolfus Aurelius hardest hit.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 09:42 AM (9yWhg)
Year: 1494–95
Medium: Tempera on panel
Dimensions: 62 cm × 91 cm (24 in × 36 in)
Location: Uffizi, Florence
Posted by: SMOD at January 17, 2024 09:43 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Dunno at January 17, 2024 09:43 AM (YYJKj)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 09:43 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: t-bird
Well, if Trump wins this November, my schadenboner may...
Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 17, 2024 09:43 AM (JCZqz)
This was obviously before the era of shoes, which was ushered in by the Dutch. Whom I cannot tolerate.
Posted by: fly gal at January 17, 2024 09:44 AM (83C9A)
Posted by: Ronzoni-Sono Buoni!
Never forget - Pastina is good for all ailments!
Posted by: Tonypete at January 17, 2024 09:44 AM (SAX5G)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 17, 2024 09:42 AM (xG4kz)
She's mighty, mighty,
Lettin' it all hang out.
Mm! Mm! Mm!
Posted by: Commodores at January 17, 2024 09:44 AM (4I/2K)
None of Apelles' works now exist
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 17, 2024 09:44 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: runner at January 17, 2024 09:44 AM (V13WU)
Reminder: Botticelli painted The Birth of Venus and La Primavera.
Donatello was the sculptor and Ninja Turtle.
Top 100, maybe?
Posted by: Pete in Texas at January 17, 2024 09:44 AM (b8LUX)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 17, 2024 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 17, 2024 09:45 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 17, 2024 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)
'Well, the man's no Botticelli.'
'and the subject's no Venus.'
Posted by: 1776 at January 17, 2024 09:33 AM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 17, 2024 09:46 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 17, 2024 09:46 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 17, 2024 09:46 AM (SAX5G)
Posted by: Tuna at January 17, 2024 09:46 AM (oaGWv)
One simply has to reach lower.
What?
Posted by: Tonypete at January 17, 2024 09:46 AM (SAX5G)
"We've got bush!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 17, 2024 09:47 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
********
Polydactylus Gives It Three Thumbs Up - a limerick
I saw some ancient art at the museum
They had it rough, I wouldn't want to be 'em
They'd pit a lion or a gator
'gainst a Roman gladiator
Don't hate me, I just column like I see 'em.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 17, 2024 09:47 AM (991eG)
"However, we do anticipate the highest peak demand for electricity in TVA history..."
Currently, it's estimated that around 1 percent of the 250 million cars, SUVs, and light-duty trucks on American roads are electric.
Posted by: SMOD at January 17, 2024 09:47 AM (RHGPo)
Nicely detailed
Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2024 09:47 AM (EHOM+)
My classics education is not as thorough as it should have been.
I even had to look up tempera.
Posted by: t-bird at January 17, 2024 09:47 AM (fbFl3)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 09:47 AM (9yWhg)
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen had a lot of issues, but they way they introduced Venus was pretty good I think. https://youtu.be/1fbD0btGvBE
Link goes to youtube and was from a PG movie but she is naked if covered.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 17, 2024 09:47 AM (ibTVg)
69
None of Apelles' works now exist
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
I ought to have added, "... except for some Fifth Century BC matchbook covers scattered hither and yon around the eastern Mediterranean region for a 'Learn to Draw' course."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 17, 2024 09:47 AM (xG4kz)
Dammit! You are right, I forgot the 'soul of tact'. Touché, good sir.
Good word play in that... play/movie.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2024 09:48 AM (zZu0s)
Posted by: runner at January 17, 2024 09:48 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: frodo at January 17, 2024 09:48 AM (IsUl3)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 17, 2024 09:49 AM (4I/2K)
I even had to look up tempera.
Posted by: t-bird
You can find it on the menu at many Japanese restaurants.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 17, 2024 09:49 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Ciampino - ROCKET SCIENCE today done Q1 at January 17, 2024 09:49 AM (qfLjt)
Acceptable.
Posted by: Sponge
One simply has to reach lower.
What?
Posted by: Tonypet
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at January 17, 2024 09:49 AM (JCZqz)
My classics education is not as thorough as it should have been.
I honestly wish I had taken more classics courses while in school. Hell, even my Nonna, whom never finished HS, could quote from Dante, Virgil, Homer, etc.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 17, 2024 09:49 AM (SAX5G)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 09:49 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Doof at January 17, 2024 09:50 AM (eNASR)
Posted by: JT at January 17, 2024 09:50 AM (T4tVD)
The way she is looking up suggests she is saying, "And that's *all* you managed to kill? Are we supposed to live on scraps, then? Boy, did I make a mistake.
Chiron wanted to marry me. He's a doctor. But nooo, I chose Mister Great Hunter!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 17, 2024 09:50 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 09:50 AM (9yWhg)
Acceptable.
Posted by: Sponge
One simply has to reach lower.
What?
Posted by: Tonypet
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at January 17, 2024 09:49 AM (JCZqz)
Swing low, sweet mamm-ary
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 17, 2024 09:50 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: t-bird
You can find it on the menu at many Japanese restaurants.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:
There's a Tempura Women's Shelter nearby.
It's for lightly battered women.
Posted by: Bill Murray's lounge singer at January 17, 2024 09:50 AM (SAX5G)
Based on the "bare feet" rule, everyone in the painting is an allegory?
Allegorists' medical practices had to be booming in those times.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 17, 2024 09:51 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 09:50 AM (9yWhg)
But I absolutely HATE that fucking song.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2024 09:51 AM (zZu0s)
Yes they had celtic neighbors and people like the Macedonians had some celtic blood in them but...still probably not many.
I had a blonde friend that traveled to China and she mentioned that people openly stared at her for it...I wonder if being a redhead in say Athens back in the day would lead to the same attention?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 17, 2024 09:51 AM (ibTVg)
Nicely detailed
Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2024
***
A celebration to last throughout the year
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 17, 2024 09:51 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Kris at January 17, 2024 09:51 AM (hR8f8)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 17, 2024 09:51 AM (gK0k3)
Posted by: Doof
The depictions of the carved shells is first-rate also.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 17, 2024 09:51 AM (SAX5G)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 09:52 AM (9yWhg)
Yes they had celtic neighbors and people like the Macedonians had some celtic blood in them but...still probably not many.
I had a blonde friend that traveled to China and she mentioned that people openly stared at her for it...I wonder if being a redhead in say Athens back in the day would lead to the same attention?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 17, 2024
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Seems to me I've read somewhere that the ancient Greek thought redheaded people were destined to become vampires after they died. Or were werewolves while alive. Or maybe both.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 17, 2024 09:52 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 17, 2024 09:44 AM (SAX5G)
Pastina is Italian comfort food, though the Italians I know are comfortable enough already.
Posted by: It's All Gravy at January 17, 2024 09:53 AM (V5BDR)
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wow; i guess in them old days if one had even an 8 year formal education that would set them up with greek, latin, math, reading and writing
Posted by: runner at January 17, 2024 09:53 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 09:49 AM (9yWhg)
Lord, your voice is piercing, John!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 17, 2024 09:53 AM (Q0kLU)
Yes they had celtic neighbors and people like the Macedonians had some celtic blood in them but...still probably not many.
I had a blonde friend that traveled to China and she mentioned that people openly stared at her for it...I wonder if being a redhead in say Athens back in the day would lead to the same attention?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 17, 2024 09:51 AM (ibTVg)
The Thracians were described as "blue-eyed and red-haired". Historical Thrace overlaps parts of modern Greece, modern Bulgaria, and Istanbul.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 17, 2024 09:53 AM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Doof
We're still awaiting an official pronouncement on the quality of the foot arches.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 09:53 AM (9yWhg)
... end of their free ride on defense
I thought the EU wanted it's own military
Posted by: SMOD at January 17, 2024 09:54 AM (RHGPo)
This one is in the Uffizi! I've seen it there, and loved it.
Like all art works there, it is lightly carbonated, with just a hint of lemon.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 17, 2024 09:54 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
So, just like today, ammirite?
Posted by: Tonypete at January 17, 2024 09:54 AM (SAX5G)
♫
Calumny, lumny, lumny
I've got love in my tumny
And I feel like a-loving yooooooou!
Posted by: Muldoon at January 17, 2024 09:54 AM (991eG)
Posted by: runner at January 17, 2024 09:55 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2024 09:55 AM (hcgGK)
Posted by: runner at January 17, 2024 09:55 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2024 09:55 AM (hcgGK)
Oh, what a show!
Argentina has gone to town
Over the death of an actress called Eva Peron. . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 17, 2024 09:56 AM (Q0kLU)
Yeah, but she could never get George Jefferson to show any interest in playing with her boobs.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 09:56 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: runner at January 17, 2024 09:55 AM (V13WU)
Davos should be tactically nuked during this time of year.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 17, 2024 09:56 AM (Zz0t1)
the market been tanking since the Davos confab started
Posted by: runner
One precisely placed nuke would right that ship, and pronto!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 17, 2024 09:57 AM (xG4kz)
The figures are allegories and while they are superbly rendered there is little emotional aspect. The building's magnificence with its gold and marble and beauty sets the tone: outrage that such evil, false accusation and corruption supporting it, could exist there. Not a happy view of humanity.
Posted by: JTB at January 17, 2024 09:57 AM (zudum)
Posted by: Kris at January 17, 2024 09:57 AM (hR8f8)
Posted by: Brie Larson at January 17, 2024 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 17, 2024 09:58 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: SMOD at January 17, 2024 09:58 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Seigmeyer of Catarina, Champion of Jellibotti at January 17, 2024 09:58 AM (SfSWS)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 17, 2024 09:53 AM (Q0kLU)
I wish to heaven my arguments were!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2024 09:59 AM (zZu0s)
Posted by: runner at January 17, 2024 09:59 AM (V13WU)
They had it rough, I wouldn't want to be 'em
They'd pit a lion or a gator
'gainst a Roman gladiator
Don't hate me, I just column like I see 'em.
You're such a Doric.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 17, 2024 09:59 AM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Hoofin' It at January 17, 2024 10:00 AM (V5BDR)
Almost no pretentious, I-just-took-this-in-college-so-I-know-better stuff.
Posted by: Kris
"Your kids will be serving my kids french fries as we head to a ski vacation."
Seeing as he was co-author of the script and he seemed to take Will's side at that time, one is tempted to ask "On whose side are you now, Matt (Damon)?"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 17, 2024 10:00 AM (xG4kz)
It's the little pill with the big story to tell
I take once-daily Jardiance...
...at each day's staaaart!
I'm doing well it's easy to see-ee
I'm lowering my A1c-ee"
Posted by: Chubby, lip-synching, bouncy, shuffle dance chick at January 17, 2024 10:00 AM (991eG)
Posted by: runner at January 17, 2024 09:59 AM (V13WU)
I certainly hope he's there to lay waste to the communist assholes.
Otherwise, the world just got played.....again.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 17, 2024 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: red speck at January 17, 2024 10:00 AM (0Id0S)
Posted by: Hoofin' It
Much better than half-cocked.
Just saying.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 17, 2024 10:00 AM (SAX5G)
the market been tanking since the Davos confab started
Posted by: runner at January 17, 2024 09:55 AM
There is some planet wide banking rule to take effect in the next week. Something about assets being at some level - can you imagine? There are bound to be some here in the USA that don't make the cut.
If you have a hat, hold onto it.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 17, 2024 10:01 AM (nIvob)
Posted by: runner at January 17, 2024
***
I don't know if my father, born in 1907, ever finished high school. But he was a steady reader, and his arithmetic skills were top-notch; he earned his living as a clerk and bookkeeper for many years. Doubt he knew any Latin or Greek, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 17, 2024 10:01 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 17, 2024 09:56 AM (Zz0t1)
One precisely placed nuke would right that ship, and pronto!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 17, 2024 09:57 AM (xG4kz)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 17, 2024 10:01 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 17, 2024 10:01 AM (SAX5G)
Biden is tough on China in the same way that I'm a sought-after prospect to play power forward in the NBA — it's not a thing that ever existed, or ever will exist.
Posted by: SMOD at January 17, 2024 10:01 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: red speck at January 17, 2024 10:02 AM (0Id0S)
Contrast that with this guy, an actual reporter, confronting Kerry over his rules for thee, but not for me attitude. Luckily for him, Kerry was protected by a phalanx of Karens. He is a truly stupid man.
http://tinyurl.com/4ux92ywn
Posted by: Archimedes at January 17, 2024 10:02 AM (CsUN+)
Not only is it a great parts, but It's one of the few (besides Franklin) that would be somewhat age-appropriate for me at this point.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 10:02 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 17, 2024 10:02 AM (2yu8s)
Biden is tough on China in the same way that I'm a sought-after prospect to play power forward in the NBA — it's not a thing that ever existed, or ever will exist.
Posted by: SMOD at January 17, 2024 10:01 AM (RHGPo)
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'Member when Trump was racist for trying to impose tariffs on China?
I 'member.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 17, 2024 10:02 AM (7EXeB)
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Such an Ionic comment. Still, a capital pun.
Posted by: andycanuck
HeyOhhhhh!!
Posted by: Tonypete at January 17, 2024 10:03 AM (SAX5G)
Now, that gal is round.
Posted by: BignJames at January 17, 2024 10:03 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
*
So, just like today, ammirite?
Posted by: Tonypete at January 17, 2024
***
In my experience, the female gingers are succubi and the male ones --- well, I don't care. Probably incubi. Or Rotarians.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 17, 2024 10:04 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 17, 2024 10:04 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 10:04 AM (9yWhg)
*******
Actually, 66% of Iowa Republican primary caucus attendees....but, whatever.
Posted by: Chubby, lip-synching, bouncy, shuffle dance chick at January 17, 2024 10:04 AM (991eG)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 17, 2024 10:05 AM (wzAuc)
Were the Dorians a separate ethnic group from the Ionian Greeks, a separate cultural group, or just another political/tribal group among the Greeks?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 17, 2024 10:05 AM (ibTVg)
*******
Actually, 66% of Iowa Republican primary caucus attendees....but, whatever.
Posted by: Chubby, lip-synching, bouncy, shuffle dance chick at January 17, 2024 10:04 AM (991eG)
"We choose TRUTH over FACTS!!!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 17, 2024 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 17, 2024 10:05 AM (991eG)
You don't have to wait for a play. You can come here and do that right now. You'll blend right in.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2024 10:05 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
This man - he speaks words of wisdom.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 17, 2024 10:06 AM (SAX5G)
A goddess with unshaven pits
Was standing nekkid in a room
It's Venus with beauty and love
Why can't she have big tits?
Posted by: Zombie Shocking Blue wioth an Artistic Critique at January 17, 2024 10:06 AM (nFnyb)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 17, 2024 10:06 AM (wzAuc)
Posted by: red speck
Self plagiarism. It's a nasty habit.
Posted by: fd at January 17, 2024 10:06 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024
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The babe with the torch has got it goin' on.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 17, 2024 10:06 AM (J2vNu)
http://tinyurl.com/4u2kt484
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 17, 2024 10:06 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 17, 2024 10:07 AM (MoZTd)
Because they were cultured.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024
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* applause *
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 17, 2024 10:07 AM (J2vNu)
It's the little pill with the big story to tell..."
I've assumed the payoff line was changed in post. Originally: "The little pill with a big, fat story to tell."
Posted by: red speck at January 17, 2024 10:08 AM (0Id0S)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 17, 2024 09:56 AM (Zz0t1)
One precisely placed nuke would right that ship, and pronto!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 17, 2024 09:57 AM (xG4kz)
This One Simple Trick would make Putin, Hero of the World!
Posted by: Zombie Shocking Blue wioth an Artistic Critique at January 17, 2024 10:08 AM (nFnyb)
Shit, I've got to get the DVD out. I've already started hearing the songs in my head.
Posted by: JTB at January 17, 2024 10:08 AM (zudum)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 17, 2024 10:05 AM (wzAuc)
Not everyone can.
Posted by: Catherine the Great at January 17, 2024 10:08 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 17, 2024 10:08 AM (W/lyH)
Self plagiarism. It's a nasty habit.
Posted by: fd at January 17, 2024 10:06 AM
Nun would probably notice.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 17, 2024 10:08 AM (nIvob)
Posted by: Kris at January 17, 2024 10:08 AM (hR8f8)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
So, you're carrying a torch for her?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 10:08 AM (9yWhg)
http://tinyurl.com/4u2kt484
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
That would be fun! You can lead.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 17, 2024 10:09 AM (SAX5G)
Shit, I've got to get the DVD out. I've already started hearing the songs in my head.
Posted by: JTB at January 17, 2024 10:08 AM (zudum)
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The 4K disc is very pretty, if you ever upgrade.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 17, 2024 10:09 AM (7EXeB)
http://tinyurl.com/4u2kt484
Thanks. That put a big smile on my face.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 17, 2024 10:09 AM (CsUN+)
Posted by: red speck
*******
Sort of the "Where's Waldo?" of the classical art world.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 17, 2024 10:09 AM (991eG)
Shit, I've got to get the DVD out. I've already started hearing the songs in my head.
Posted by: JTB at January 17, 2024
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Who did da Silva play? Ben Franklin?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 17, 2024 10:09 AM (J2vNu)
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You're such a Wiener!
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 17, 2024 10:10 AM (2yu8s)
Stephen Hopkins, who was also governor of RI.
I've done the show once, as Secretary Thompson. I'd love to play that again.
"The vote being twelve to none, with one abstention, the resolution on independence. . .is adopted."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 17, 2024 10:10 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: fd
John Fogerty actually got sued for just that. Quoted from one of his songs that he'd already sold the rights to.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 10:10 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 17, 2024 09:56 AM (Zz0t1)
One precisely placed nuke would right that ship, and pronto!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 17, 2024 09:57 AM (xG4kz)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden a
And the world would be a better place, and the world would be a better place for me, for 8....
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 17, 2024 10:10 AM (yyfQG)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 17, 2024 10:10 AM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 17, 2024 10:10 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 17, 2024 09:35 AM
I was going to note that! And he didn't "rip off" his Venus painting, rather she was Botticelli's favorite model, and probably lover. (He had very good taste, of course) I think she shows up in his "Primavera " as well..
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2024 10:11 AM (S6gqv)
"Oh let me get through it once!"
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 10:11 AM (9yWhg)
My paintings of horses are some of my best work. But I hate painting horses. I don't want them hanging on my walls. So I have given every one of them away.
I don't understand why people like paintings of horses. My style is kind of Edward Hopper-ish and I can't recall him ever including a horse in any of his landscapes either.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 17, 2024 10:11 AM (nIvob)
Lowered by the Nikki Haley undercover Democrats, no doubt, but I wonder why the CIA-NN would even publish this. What are they after?
Posted by: t-bird at January 17, 2024 10:12 AM (fbFl3)
Lowered by the Nikki Haley undercover Democrats, no doubt, but I wonder why the CIA-NN would even publish this. What are they after?
Posted by: t-bird at January 17, 2024 10:12 AM (fbFl3)
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To show that Republicans are dangerous.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 17, 2024 10:12 AM (7EXeB)
Shit, I've got to get the DVD out. I've already started hearing the songs in my head.
Posted by: JTB at January 17, 2024 10:08 AM (zudum)
There was also an LP of the movie soundtrack.
http://tinyurl.com/367r2y54
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 17, 2024 10:12 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Yep. He played a Founding Father so that people would forget that he had been on the Hollywood Blacklist.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 10:13 AM (9yWhg)
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Sunny with only about 2" of snow from the weekend and a tiny snowfall yesterday [although very wet and heavy for both snowfalls]; 8°F and wind not bad as for last weekend.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 17, 2024 10:13 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2024 10:11 AM (S6gqv)
Covered in red gravy?
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 17, 2024 10:14 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Yep. He played a Founding Father so that people would forget that he had been on the Hollywood Blacklist.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 10:13 AM (9yWhg)
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"I hate America for what it was and is. I love America for what it could be: a communist paradise."
"Aw...he loves America."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 17, 2024 10:14 AM (7EXeB)
Especially the movie version with Blythe Danner. Yum.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 10:14 AM (9yWhg)
After the disputed 2000 election election officials gave full access to FNM and leftwing groups to audit the election. Those groups found Shrub actually increase his lead by a handful from their audit.
After the disputed 2020 election the government imprisoned people and the FNM cancelled them for asking for an audit of the election.
There is only one answer for why the responses to the two disputed elections were so different...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 17, 2024 10:14 AM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 17, 2024 10:09 AM (J2vNu)
Yes. And K.I.T.T. was John Addams.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2024 10:14 AM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Yep. He played a Founding Father so that people would forget that he had been on the Hollywood Blacklist.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 10:13 AM (9yWhg)
Phil Silvers?
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 17, 2024 10:14 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: t-bird
To show normies (who CNN believes don't believe the election was stolen) that Republicans are delusional, and supporting Trump is the equivalent of joining a cult. Respectable LIVs blindly vote for Joe to Save Democracy.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 17, 2024 10:14 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2024 10:11 AM (S6gqv)
Yes. Simonetta. She might be in his "Venus and Mars" too. She was married to the cousin of Amerigo Vespucci, the guy America is named after.
Posted by: Kris at January 17, 2024 10:15 AM (hR8f8)
Posted by: Kris at January 17, 2024 10:08 AM (hR8f
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Kris, are you in Buffalo (the snow capital of America)? I remember many trips on the thruway worried they were going to have to close it before I got finished using it.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 17, 2024 10:15 AM (+Rum9)
You never sausage a wiener.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 17, 2024 10:10 AM (CsUN+)
Frankly, this is absurd!
Posted by: naturalfake at January 17, 2024 10:15 AM (nFnyb)
TJM:
Thanks for the heads up but our aging but functional TV isn't 4K. It's not a 'smart' TV either. The poor dumb thing just shows what we play without talking to anyone or anything else.
Posted by: JTB at January 17, 2024 10:16 AM (zudum)
You never sausage a wiener.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 17, 2024 10:10 AM (CsUN+)
Frankly, this is absurd!
Posted by: naturalfake at January 17, 2024 10:15 AM (nFnyb)
It's the wurst form of japery!
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 17, 2024 10:16 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2024 10:16 AM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Je m'appelle Apelles at January 17, 2024 10:16 AM (fbFl3)
You never sausage a wiener.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 17, 2024 10:10 AM (CsUN+)
Frankly, this is absurd!
Posted by: naturalfake
I don't want to see how these puns are being made.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 10:16 AM (9yWhg)
TJM:
Thanks for the heads up but our aging but functional TV isn't 4K. It's not a 'smart' TV either. The poor dumb thing just shows what we play without talking to anyone or anything else.
Posted by: JTB at January 17, 2024 10:16 AM (zudum)
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Just sayin'. The 4K is pretty.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 17, 2024 10:17 AM (7EXeB)
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 17, 2024 10:17 AM (nIvob)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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Yep. He played a Founding Father so that people would forget that he had been on the Hollywood Blacklist.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024
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He was a guest star on U.N.C.L.E. in '65 or '66 in one of the dullest and silliest episodes, "The Foreign Legion Affair." But he was vivid and colorful as usual.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 17, 2024 10:17 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: SMOD at January 17, 2024 09:58 AM (RHGPo)
Incorrect. Here is the correct headline : "Nearly two-thirds of Iowa Republicans say President Biden’s victory in the 2020 election was not legitimate, according to Monday’s entrance polls ahead of the state’s caucuses." and if it is based on "entrance polls" that means 2/3 of the 19% that actually showed up. should I add "be better" ?
Posted by: runner at January 17, 2024 10:17 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: JTB at January 17, 2024 10:17 AM (zudum)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 17, 2024 10:17 AM (FVME7)
Is anybody there?
Does anybody care?
Does anybody see what I see?
They want to me to quit; they say
John, give up the fight
Still to England I say
Good night, forever, good night!
For I have crossed the Rubicon
Let the bridge be burned behind me
Come what may, come what may
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2024 10:17 AM (zZu0s)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 17, 2024 10:13 AM (2yu8s)
Huh. We got close to 2 feet over night with more coming.
Posted by: Kris at January 17, 2024 10:18 AM (hR8f8)
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those are some nice appelles on your painting subjects.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 17, 2024 10:18 AM (+Rum9)
Posted by: red speck
Self plagiarism. It's a nasty habit.
Posted by: fd at January 17, 2024 10:06 AM (vFG9F)
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Self plagiarism is a no-no in scientific papers. Repeating your own published work in a subsequent paper gets you in trouble. A reference to that work is all that's acceptable.
Posted by: Ciampino - Xerox and Canon impacted at January 17, 2024 10:18 AM (qfLjt)
Lowered by the Nikki Haley undercover Democrats, no doubt, but I wonder why the CIA-NN would even publish this. What are they after?
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If you firmly believe that 2020 was fair and just, pointing at people who don't believe it and emphasizing their disbelief is an attempt to otherize them.
The problem is, the people who quite easily observe that 2020 was stolen aren't going to change their minds based on the media poo pooing their position, and with absolutely everything in this country going to shit, continuing to bring it up gives the dopey moderate LIVs the opportunity to consider that maybe their vote for Biden isn't at fault for their misery.
Posted by: Methos at January 17, 2024 10:19 AM (Dnobf)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 10:14 AM (9yWhg)
And then...I gave birth to Gwenyth Paltrow!
Posted by: Blythe Danner at January 17, 2024 10:20 AM (nFnyb)
Posted by: runner at January 17, 2024 10:17 AM (V13WU)
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I would argue that a sample derived from this 19% is probably more accurate in its portrait of the Republican electorate than any poll.
Sure, the 19% isn't random, but neither is any poll which is why they have "methodology".
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 17, 2024 10:20 AM (7EXeB)
🚨WE CAUGHT HIM! Watch what happened when @ezralevant spotted the president of the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation on the street in Davos today.
We finally asked him all the questions the mainstream media refuses to ask — including about his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein.
SUPPORT: WEFreports.com
Ezra Levant 🍁🚛 @ezralevant 2h
19 hours to get to a million views.
People obviously feel that Bill Gates has not been held to account for what he’s done — especially for what he did with Jeffrey Epstein.
http://tinyurl.com/3eu573d6
8:01 minutes; walking interview
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 17, 2024 10:20 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 17, 2024 10:20 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 17, 2024 10:15 AM (+Rum9)
Yup. The Thruway is closed to commercial traffic from Rochester to the PA line. My town has a driving ban right now.
Posted by: Kris at January 17, 2024 10:20 AM (hR8f8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2024
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Daniels starred in a clever satire of the TV Batman in the short-lived 1967 series Captain Nice. Later he was on St. Elsewhere, and the Trivia for 1776 says that show had lots of references to the 1776 film and to John Adams.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 17, 2024 10:20 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Blythe Danner at January 17, 2024
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Blythe, dear, rest assured you've always been hotter than your daughter.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 17, 2024 10:21 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Ciampino"
How about in the comments section on a blog?
Posted by: fd at January 17, 2024 10:21 AM (vFG9F)
It's the little pill with the big story to tell
I take once-daily Jardiance...
...at each day's staaaart!
I'm doing well it's easy to see-ee
I'm lowering my A1c-ee"
Posted by: Chubby, lip-synching, bouncy, shuffle dance chick at January 17, 2024 10:00 AM (991eG)
~~~~~
Every time I see that commercial I think, "Maybe if she just lost some weight..."
Posted by: IrishEi at January 17, 2024 10:21 AM (kQDzN)
Now tell them to contrast calumny with contumely. Their heads would explode.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 17, 2024 10:21 AM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Ciampino
It irritates me when historians cite their own previous works in footnotes or bibliographies.
OK, you got that factoid from your previous work. But where did you get it from when you wrote that work? How do I know you just didn't pull it out of your ass when you wrote the previous work?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 10:21 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 17, 2024 10:20 AM (J2vNu)
He was also in "Her Alibi' as Tom Selleck's agent/editor or publisher?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2024 10:22 AM (zZu0s)
You never sausage a wiener.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 17, 2024 10:10 AM (CsUN+)
Frankly, this is absurd!
Posted by: naturalfake
I don't want to see how these puns are being made.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 10:16 AM (9yWhg)
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Well they are extruded. You know what else is extruded?
Posted by: Ciampino - gabe me the shaft at January 17, 2024 10:22 AM (qfLjt)
Go to Italy, and that “columny” will seem subdued and tasteful.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 17, 2024 10:23 AM (EXyHK)
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Out Final Solution. In Never Ending Ongoing Solution.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 17, 2024 10:23 AM (FVME7)
Sure, the 19% isn't random, but neither is any poll which is why they have "methodology".
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 17, 2024 10:20 AM (7EXeB)
last time it was "Jimmy Kimmel is in Eistein files". fake but accurate is still fake, accuracy is very dubios
Posted by: runner at January 17, 2024 10:23 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: Blythe Danner at January 17, 2024
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Blythe, dear, rest assured you've always been hotter than your daughter.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Agreed. Even today.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 10:23 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 17, 2024 10:23 AM (Q0kLU)
You never sausage a wiener.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 17, 2024 10:10 AM (CsUN+)
Frankly, this is absurd!
Posted by: naturalfake
I don't want to see how these puns are being made.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 10:16 AM (9yWhg)
Who started this? Andouille need to stop it?
Posted by: Doof at January 17, 2024 10:23 AM (XIF9h)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 17, 2024 10:23 AM (n2vyf)
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Out Final Solution. In Never Ending Ongoing Solution.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 17, 2024 10:23 AM (FVME7)
Let's give 'em....Oregon.
Posted by: BignJames at January 17, 2024 10:25 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 17, 2024 10:26 AM (R4t5M)
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I'm always impressed that her tiny feets can carry that amount weight. Feets are something special.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 17, 2024 10:26 AM (pZ64F)
Posted by: runner at January 17, 2024 10:23 AM (V13WU)
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I wasn't arguing that the assertion that 66% of all Iowans thought that about the 2020 election.
I was arguing that a poll of 19% of Iowa Republicans is probably more accurate than a poll of 500 "random" Republicans (generally the kind of size one would expect from a statewide poll).
Do you think that the number of Iowa Republicans who believe the 2020 was illegitimate is materially different from 66%?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 17, 2024 10:26 AM (7EXeB)
Posted by: Ciampino - wine err? at January 17, 2024 10:26 AM (qfLjt)
The man truly has a knack for inspiring feelings of hatred, it's really the only thing he's good at. Not only in people like you who realize what Trump represents, but also in the hordes of devoted followers who then focus that hatred on those he targets.
He is the worst thing to happen to America and the biggest divider of our country. No unity from him just division. multiply the hate because he hid Covid and your dad died because he hid it.
I know how you all feel, man I hate him too. I'm gonna give myself a hate stroke.
magats are worshipping that bloviating POS. The worse thing to happen to the nation since the Civil War. trump has done nothing constructive for the nation but tear down our relationships with allies, and help the rich get richer...and himself of course.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 17, 2024 10:26 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 17, 2024 10:26 AM (J2vNu)
http://tinyurl.com/2ptsj3bd
Posted by: Archimedes at January 17, 2024 10:26 AM (CsUN+)
Posted by: runner at January 17, 2024 10:26 AM (V13WU)
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Already? Boy, they're quick like a bunny!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 17, 2024 10:26 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 10:26 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 17, 2024 10:26 AM (7EXeB)
Probably a little higher
Posted by: It's me donna at January 17, 2024 10:26 AM (n2vyf)
>>Out Final Solution. In Never Ending Ongoing Solution.
The only solution is to eject all of the pali's from Gaza, The West Bank and pretty much from all lands of Israel.
Anything less is masturbation.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 17, 2024 10:27 AM (XV/Pl)
Excellent point.
As a standalone comment it is indepedent of whether the movement is for or against the individual.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 17, 2024 10:27 AM (cOq4q)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 17, 2024 10:26 AM (R4t5M)
Baloney.
Posted by: BignJames at January 17, 2024 10:27 AM (AwYPR)
noun
False accusation of crime, maliciously made, to the injury of another; a defamatory report;
********
Dear Abby - a limerick
To supervisors and military commanders
The vile calumnist constantly panders
So what is your recourse
To answer force with force?
A strongly worded letter to... Ann Slanders
Posted by: Muldoon at January 17, 2024 10:27 AM (991eG)
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Toronto is in a real sweet spot; too far away from Georgian Bay and Lake Huron to get its lake-effect snow from north winds or winds from the NW; usually too far away from Lake Erie that hits Upstate NY with W and winds heading SE like yesterday. Usually get lake-effect mainly just from winds directly from the South.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 17, 2024 10:27 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 17, 2024 10:26 AM (JCZqz)
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These people seem stable, but this first one is first for a reason.
Old hippies be angry, yo.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 17, 2024 10:27 AM (7EXeB)
These people are just... meh.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2024 10:27 AM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 17, 2024 10:23 AM (FVME7)
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Look, if they didn't have old solutions with proven track records of failure, they'd have nothing at all.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 17, 2024 10:27 AM (C19Uv)
Posted by: runner at January 17, 2024 10:26 AM (V13WU)
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I did. I've explained twice what I mean.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 17, 2024 10:27 AM (7EXeB)
Posted by: BignJames
And force them to pump their own gas?! That would just be a continuation of the Gazan genocide!!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 10:28 AM (9yWhg)
Oh boy
Posted by: It's me donna at January 17, 2024 10:28 AM (n2vyf)
In: Last night I made a new tRump voodoo doll and stuck pins in it and then burned it. I felt better. I put a "bind tRump" spell on him each month for 4 years. I saved all the key materials so it is easy to whip up a new one.
Posted by: The Left at January 17, 2024 10:28 AM (ibTVg)
Posted by: amy schumer at January 17, 2024 10:29 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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Agreed. Even today.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024
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Around the time of 1776, Blythe and Ken Howard (Thomas Jefferson in the film) played married lawyers in a TV version of the Spencer Tracy-Katharine Hepburn movie comedy Adam's Rib. The show did not last long, though I'd always heard it was pretty clever. I wonder if any episodes might exist on Yootoob . . .?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 17, 2024 10:29 AM (J2vNu)
>>How is this man in the WH?
Because he was the designated Meat Sack the Junta/Deep State wanted installed in the WH.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 17, 2024 10:29 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 17, 2024 10:27 AM (7EXeB)
I still don't get it
Posted by: Doof at January 17, 2024 10:29 AM (XIF9h)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 17, 2024 10:27 AM (7EXeB)
I still don't get it
Posted by: Doof at January 17, 2024 10:29 AM (XIF9h)
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Neither do I.
*weeps bitterly but manfully*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 17, 2024 10:29 AM (7EXeB)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 17, 2024 10:27 AM (7EXeB)
Nuh uh!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2024 10:30 AM (zZu0s)
Hey, Sally! How's Ben doin'?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 10:30 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: JTB at January 17, 2024 10:30 AM (zudum)
http://tinyurl.com/4u2kt484
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Austria's new colonizers will probably put an end to such a brazen display of sexuality. I give it about 10 years based on current trajectory.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 17, 2024 10:30 AM (fs1hN)
You never sausage a wiener.
Posted by: Archimedes
Frankly, this is absurd!
Posted by: naturalfake
I don't want to see how these puns are being made.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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Well they are extruded. You know what else is extruded?
Posted by: Ciampino
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Case closed!
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 17, 2024 10:31 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 17, 2024 10:26 AM (7EXeB)
it does not matter what I "think" and "feel", I do not not know, because there was no poll taken, and you do not either. As faer as materiality, 1) He misquoted and 2) you are trying to make it into something that it is not - a highly motivated 19% is not the same as general population. In fact , one can argue that the rest of Republicans the 81% percent that did not show up are more representative.
Posted by: runner at January 17, 2024 10:32 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: runner at January 17, 2024 10:26 AM (V13WU)
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I did. I've explained twice what I mean.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 17, 2024 10:27 AM (7EXeB)
Go for three.
But, this time with more gusto!
Posted by: naturalfake at January 17, 2024 10:32 AM (nFnyb)
If I told the truth, the media would call me a liar. And then where would I be?
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 17, 2024 10:32 AM (fbFl3)
Eh, it was the 70s. They had to include an antiwar song.
Molasses to Rum to Slaves is a tour-de-force, however, at least in the film. John Collum was outstanding.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 10:32 AM (9yWhg)
I don’t think DeSantis has realized yet that he’s not competing against a movement about one individual. If he did, he would probably be a lot more successful. And probably would have started being more successful long ago.
“While people believe in the magic power of personalities, rather than the human fallibility of individuals, they will never be free.”—Michael Moorcock, The Nomad of Time
If ever there was a movement that recognized the fallibility of the individual, it is the people who have come to support Trump.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 17, 2024 10:32 AM (EXyHK)
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The AAP is infamous (or should be) for self referential citations.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 17, 2024 10:32 AM (991eG)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 17, 2024 10:32 AM (R4t5M)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 17, 2024 10:33 AM (EGSGm)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
Not Goebbals. He had no balls at all.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 10:34 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 17, 2024 10:26 AM (R4t5M)
Baloney.
Posted by: BignJames at January 17, 2024 10:27 AM (AwYPR)
This is headed towards a scrapple.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 17, 2024 10:34 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 17, 2024 10:29 AM (7EXeB)
Drink some whiskey and stop crying
Posted by: Doof at January 17, 2024 10:34 AM (XIF9h)
Posted by: runner at January 17, 2024 10:32 AM (V13WU)
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That may very well be.
But in terms of measurement, it's something. It's a large sample (non-random for sure), and I trust it more than I trust telephone polls (which have shown consistently that more than 50% of the Republican electorate thinks the 2020 election was illegitimate).
So, the most active members of the party think that the 2020 election was illegitimate. I wonder why other candidates, who have swept the question of 2020 legitimacy under the rug, have failed to catch hold with the Republican electorate? It's a mystery.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 17, 2024 10:34 AM (7EXeB)
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KJP lied again yesterday about cops having been killed on J6 too.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 17, 2024 10:34 AM (2yu8s)
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And I'm a "Ballet Dancer."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 17, 2024 10:34 AM (FVME7)
*******
Sometimes you have to act as your own straight man.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 17, 2024 10:34 AM (991eG)
Posted by: It's me donna
Yeah, I was reading those transmissions and thinking, hey, where have I seen those same arguments the past few days...?
Posted by: t-bird at January 17, 2024 10:35 AM (fbFl3)
Posted by: runner at January 17, 2024 10:35 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 17, 2024 10:29 AM (7EXeB)
Drink some whiskey and stop crying
Posted by: Doof at January 17, 2024 10:34 AM (XIF9h)
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And yet, how can one watch It's a Wonderful Life and not weep?
I put it to you, sir!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 17, 2024 10:35 AM (7EXeB)
You never sausage a wiener.
Posted by: Archimedes
Frankly, this is absurd!
Posted by: naturalfake
I don't want to see how these puns are being made.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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Well they are extruded. You know what else is extruded?
Posted by: Ciampino
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Case closed!
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 17, 2024 10:31 AM (2yu8s)
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Anyone got a link to this stuff?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 17, 2024 10:36 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 17, 2024 10:15 AM (+Rum9)
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Ahem ..... Florida has entered the chat.
Posted by: Ciampino - Cream and Cocaine at January 17, 2024 10:36 AM (qfLjt)
These people are just... meh.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2024 10:27 AM (zZu0s)
These people are toddlers. Nothing more, nothing less.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 17, 2024 10:36 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 17, 2024 10:36 AM (2yu8s)
As it turns out, there’s a discussion of citing yourself on one of the Stack Overflow sites right now.
If I’m reading it right (and I might not be, this interests me almost not at all) the system is designed to encourage those kinds of cites. First, you can actually be accused of self-plagiarism if you don’t. And, second, one of the metrics by which “scholars” are rated is how often they’re cited. And citing yourself counts towards that total.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 17, 2024 10:36 AM (EXyHK)
The whole "I am a black woman and You have wronged me!"
You know, I'm really beginning to doubt the Christianity of these folks.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 17, 2024 10:36 AM (PFILT)
Posted by: Eromero at January 17, 2024 10:37 AM (Nq2KV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2024 10:27 AM (zZu0s)
These people are toddlers. Nothing more, nothing less.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 17, 2024 10:36 AM (KbCG3)
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A while back, someone went through the demo of the people who frequent DU. It's old. These are New Left partisans.
These are 70 year old wannabe hippies who regret a lot in life.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 17, 2024 10:37 AM (7EXeB)
Posted by: Diogenes
Q. What's the most popular kind of sausage in Canada?
A. Lynx
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 10:37 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 17, 2024 10:37 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: runner at January 17, 2024 10:38 AM (V13WU)
I don’t think DeSantis has realized yet that he’s not competing against a movement about one individual. If he did, he would probably be a lot more successful. And probably would have started being more successful long ago.
“While people believe in the magic power of personalities, rather than the human fallibility of individuals, they will never be free.”—Michael Moorcock, The Nomad of Time
If ever there was a movement that recognized the fallibility of the individual, it is the people who have come to support Trump.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair
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True. Trump represents to his voters the antithesis of GOPe uniparty in DC which is do nothing but speak a lot. That is because what GOPe actually desires is not what its voters want. The recent idiotic GOP senate plan for resolving the border is a perfect example.
Posted by: whig at January 17, 2024 10:38 AM (gvoQe)
I don’t think DeSantis has realized yet that he’s not competing against a movement about one individual. If he did, he would probably be a lot more successful. And probably would have started being more successful long ago.
“While people believe in the magic power of personalities, rather than the human fallibility of individuals, they will never be free.”—Michael Moorcock, The Nomad of Time
If ever there was a movement that recognized the fallibility of the individual, it is the people who have come to support Trump.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 17, 2024 10:32 AM (EXyHK)
I wonder if DeSantis can see that this is a prettified version of the Left's "Trump voters are stupid."/"Trump voters are a cult.".
Not the smartest way to get people you need on your side. And you're a politician, Ronald. It's your job to convince people.
This whole run has been badly mishandled.
Try arguing age and your state accomplishments. Sheesh!!!
Posted by: naturalfake at January 17, 2024 10:38 AM (nFnyb)
You know, I'm really beginning to doubt the Christianity of these folks.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 17, 2024 10:36 AM
I'm still trying to figure out how someone can be an African Methodist and Episcopalian at the same time.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 17, 2024 10:38 AM (nIvob)
These are 70 year old wannabe hippies who regret a lot in life.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 17, 2024 10:37 AM (7EXeB)
They may be old but they never grew up.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 17, 2024 10:38 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 10:38 AM (9yWhg)
A. Lynx
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 10:37 AM (9yWhg)
Groan...
Posted by: Diogenes at January 17, 2024 10:40 AM (W/lyH)
I'm not sure why this is even a debate. There have been numerous polls since the 2020 election that show that somewhere around 60% of Republican voters nationally think the 2020 election was rigged. Hell, just yesterday the DOJ finally admitted the Hunter laptop was real and they have known this since they got the laptop in 2018. Yet 51 former intelligence operatives signed a letter indicating it was probably Russia disinformation just days before the election.
Then there was the massive government censorship of conservatives which is now heading to the SC.
Forget the obvious voting issues in the swing states, that is election interference. That is cheating. That makes an unfair election.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2024 10:40 AM (ZLI7S)
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And the Big Guy gets 10%!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 17, 2024 10:40 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 17, 2024 10:38 AM (KbCG3)
Zombie Jimmy Buffett wrote a song about that.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 17, 2024 10:41 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: whig at January 17, 2024 10:38 AM (gvoQe)
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It seems immaterially easy to walk into the Republican Party and take the mantle away from those who are currently in possession of it.
So easy, a real estate developer from Queens could do it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 17, 2024 10:41 AM (7EXeB)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Jack Warner didn't want a repeat of the controversy that had surrounded his replacing Julie Andrews with Audrey Hepburn in the film version of My Fair Lady. So he made sure to keep the original stage cast in the film version of 1776.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 10:41 AM (9yWhg)
You never sausage a wiener.
Posted by: Archimedes
Frankly, this is absurd!
Posted by: naturalfake
I don't want to see how these puns are being made.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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Well they are extruded. You know what else is extruded?
Posted by: Ciampino
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Case closed!
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 17, 2024 10:31 AM (2yu8s)
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Anyone got a link to this stuff?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 17, 2024 10:36 AM (W/lyH)
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You people are the wurst.
Posted by: Ciampino - South African boerevors at January 17, 2024 10:41 AM (qfLjt)
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"They just don't want to hear the truth."
/s/ Chris Christie
"They sure weren't acting patriotic on J6, either. "
/s/ Ronald DeSantis
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 17, 2024 10:41 AM (PFILT)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 17, 2024 10:41 AM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 17, 2024 10:42 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Montec at January 17, 2024 10:42 AM (lX8S5)
>>If ever there was a movement that recognized the fallibility of the individual, it is the people who have come to support Trump.
Again, what we are seeing is simply a replay of 2016, literally all the 16 other GOP knuckleheads had to do was simply understand that Trumps positions were where the base was at and co-opt them or at least pay lip service to them, instead they basically destroyed all of their campaigns by listening to the consultant class instead of the base.
First of all, with Trump on the scene there is no rationale for anyone on the GOP side to oppose him, so that's prime.
Second, everyone knows, even Donks in their most honest moments, know, 2020 was straight up stolen, period.
Third all DeSantis had to do, if he were serious was to say, yeah, 2020 was stolen, Democrats are filthy election thieves, they tried to steal my election in 2018, I stopped them, this is what they do everywhere and we are going to put a stop to this bullsh*t, I can, Trump can't. I'm going to pardon Trump, I'm going to pardon all the J6's, every last one of them, and we are sending all of these wetbacks back to where they f**king came from, F**k Ukraine, F**k McConnel, Yada Yada Ya
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 17, 2024 10:42 AM (XV/Pl)
I put it to you, sir!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 17, 2024 10:35 AM (7EXeB)
Ummm. OK you got me there
Posted by: Doof at January 17, 2024 10:43 AM (XIF9h)
Dear Abby - a limerick
To supervisors and military commanders
The vile calumnist constantly panders
So what is your recourse
To answer force with force?
A strongly worded letter to... Ann Slanders
Posted by: Muldoon at January 17, 2024 10:27 AM (991eG)
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I had a cool retort, but I gotta say, that's pretty darned clever.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 17, 2024 10:43 AM (W/lyH)
Eh, it was the 70s. They had to include an antiwar song."
I didn't think of it as antiwar but that there are costs and loss in any war, even when justified. The song took an abstract and put a personal side to it.
Posted by: JTB at January 17, 2024 10:43 AM (zudum)
Posted by: Doof at January 17, 2024 10:29 AM (XIF9h)
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Neither do I.
*weeps bitterly but manfully*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra
Light the Moron beacon! BEN ROETHLISBERGER, where are you when you're most needed?!?!?
Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 17, 2024 10:43 AM (JCZqz)
Probably the only movie in which both Jack Nicholson and Bob Newhart co-starred, though they had no scenes together.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 10:44 AM (9yWhg)
@TheChiefNerd
Argentina's Javier Milei Destroys the Narrative of the Elites at Davos: 'Long Live Freedom Damnit!'
http://tinyurl.com/6r6ubz9x
Posted by: IrishEi at January 17, 2024 10:44 AM (kQDzN)
So easy, a real estate developer from Queens could do it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 17, 2024 10:41 AM (7EXeB)
*types* *deletes sarcastic argument from yesterday's thread*
Meh, I hate discussions where I become emotionally engaged.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2024 10:44 AM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 17, 2024
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A sharp retort, aka a broken glass beaker from the chem lab
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 17, 2024 10:44 AM (J2vNu)
You just have to accept that most of the Republican electorate is, shall we say, suspicious of the 2020 results. You have to address it. You have to make it part of your platform that "We know what they did to break the rules in 2020, and we will work to make sure that they can't do it again whether that's in Philly or in your precinct in rural Iowa!" (Dave in Fla did an analysis of some rural Iowa counties that showed hinky results that heavily implied cheating extended that far, not enough to change the results, but in a way that implied the amorphous, decentralized reach of the effort.)
"2020 was a normal election and we just need to be better at campaigning" falls on a lot of deaf ears right now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 17, 2024 10:45 AM (7EXeB)
I put it to you, sir!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Only because Donna Reed never shows her boobs.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 10:45 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 17, 2024 10:42 AM (XV/Pl)
Followed by a Dean Scream.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 17, 2024 10:45 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 17, 2024 10:42 AM (XV/Pl)
You can be my VP.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 17, 2024 10:46 AM (ufFY8)
Government, right?
Very interesting but would pass hanging. Thank you.
Posted by: L - They don't have to outrun the bear. They only have to outrun us - for now at January 17, 2024 10:46 AM (GshMh)
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And what of Lichtenstein?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 17, 2024 10:46 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair
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You cannot really plagiarize yourself. Your work can be unoriginal but you are neither depriving someone else of academic credit for work nor are you being sloppy in attribution as to the authorship of ideas. Instead, it is more that usually in academic circles, you give the rights to your existing work to the academic publisher and they in turn put them in very expensive journal databases. Plus idiotic departments that rely on counts of cited work.
Most academic work is iterative where a draft paper is floated among friends, then a more substantial work is presented at a regional or national conference, and then perhaps culminating in a published article. The general statement that prior versions exist that have been presented etc. is usually enough.
Posted by: whig at January 17, 2024 10:46 AM (gvoQe)
I put it to you, sir!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Only because Donna Reed never shows her boobs.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 10:45 AM (9yWhg)
Well, that alone makes me weep.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 17, 2024 10:46 AM (4I/2K)
Meh, I hate discussions where I become emotionally engaged.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2024 10:44 AM (zZu0s)
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To break things up yesterday, I even went so far as to mention Prometheus.
I'm not going to mention Prometheus now, though. I've considered mentioning Prometheus, but I won't mention Prometheus, keeping this thread Prometheus free.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 17, 2024 10:46 AM (7EXeB)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 17, 2024 10:42 AM (XV/Pl)
DeSantis would be in contention if he said the things Vivek has been saying.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 17, 2024 10:46 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Montec at January 17, 2024 10:42 AM (lX8S5)
Yes, embrace the horror. Not kit up to better protect you and yours.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 17, 2024 10:46 AM (N39Ws)
Link goes to youtube and was from a PG movie but she is naked if covered.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 17, 2024 09:47 AM
"Venus. The goddess. My wife."
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 17, 2024 10:47 AM (jA9ul)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
YD is very coy. Plays his cards close to the vest, as it were.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 10:47 AM (9yWhg)
I put it to you, sir!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
It's a Wonderful Life? Bambi!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 17, 2024 10:47 AM (FVME7)
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Yeeeeesssss!!!!!
- Lockheed, Boeing
Posted by: Montec at January 17, 2024 10:47 AM (lX8S5)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 17, 2024 10:47 AM (FVME7)
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Bambi had it comin'.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 17, 2024 10:47 AM (7EXeB)
With the current state of our military, this (these) will be the war we'll really lose.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 17, 2024 10:48 AM (N39Ws)
We're recruiting and mutilating trans folx as fast as we can!
Posted by: General Milley at January 17, 2024 10:48 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
So this thread is actually anti-metheus?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 10:48 AM (9yWhg)
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"Just because he failed miserably in the primary doesn't prove he wouldn't be successful if he were President!" whined Team Ron.
Actually, yes it does. The same skills needed to win the primary are the same skills needed to govern.
But not that that is assured success.
Only that it's a without which, it's impossible--if you can't persuade voters, you sure as hell ain't persuading Congress.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 17, 2024 10:48 AM (PFILT)
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And what of Lichtenstein?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 17, 2024 10:46 AM
They can wait in line.
Posted by: The Duchy of Fenwick at January 17, 2024 10:48 AM (jA9ul)
"2020 was a normal election and we just need to be better at campaigning" falls on a lot of deaf ears right now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Evidence exists in rural Georgia, and other non urban places where investigated like Michigan.
Posted by: whig at January 17, 2024 10:49 AM (gvoQe)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 17, 2024 10:42 AM (XV/Pl)
1. You need a candidate who actually believes this. Not another McStain "I'll build the damn wall!"
2. You need a candidate who doesn't give a single fuck what the pearl-clutching RINOs and MFMs have to say.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 17, 2024 10:49 AM (Q0kLU)
Trump isn't concerned about the GOP "base" as defined by lobbyists and staffers.
He sort of understands the day to day struggles that normal people are experiencing. Although I think his primary focus right now is retaining his freedom and wealth. Something that, when you think about it, we're all doing.
Haley, DeSantis, Christi, etc. don't get that point. We're not their "base."
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 17, 2024 10:49 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 10:49 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 17, 2024 10:47 AM (FVME7)
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Bambi had it comin'.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 17, 2024 10:47 AM (7EXeB)
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Hell, if I had named my dog Yeller, he'd of shot himself.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 17, 2024 10:49 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Montec at January 17, 2024 10:49 AM (lX8S5)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 17, 2024 10:46 AM (FVME7)
Saw a video about that place.
There are like literally only 40 people without jobs there.
Highest per capital income in the world.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 17, 2024 10:49 AM (ufFY8)
Argentina's Javier Milei Destroys the Narrative of the Elites at Davos: 'Long Live Freedom Damnit!'
I'd love to see Trump have Milei at one of his rallies. Have him talk about life under socialism and how he is bringing back freedom to Argentina.
Watch the left and the media implode.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2024 10:49 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 17, 2024 10:47 AM (7EXeB)
Was his mom killed on doe day?
Posted by: BignJames at January 17, 2024 10:49 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 17, 2024 10:49 AM (pZ64F)
>>DeSantis would be in contention if he said the things Vivek has been saying.
DeSantis goes right up to the line but then goes into Triangulation mode/Politician Mode and then just sounds like he's going through a sub-routine the consultants have DL'd into his brain Matrix Style.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 17, 2024 10:50 AM (XV/Pl)
Oh, we're doing this?
http://tinyurl.com/3j2udxja
Posted by: Archimedes at January 17, 2024 10:50 AM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 17, 2024
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Captain Kirk, quietly: "And what of Lichtenstein . . ."?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 17, 2024 10:50 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: whig at January 17, 2024 10:49 AM (gvoQe)
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The evidence is everywhere, and just accepting it as normal is just not going to get enough animated members of your coalition on your side.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 17, 2024 10:50 AM (7EXeB)
There are like literally only 40 people without jobs there.
Highest per capital income in the world.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
Money laundering is good money.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 10:50 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Montec at January 17, 2024 10:51 AM (lX8S5)
The big win against illegal voting in Georgia that happened recently is significant evidence of cheating in Georgia which is why the media ignores it.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2024 10:51 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 17, 2024 10:47 AM (jA9ul)
Pfft! My wife is . . . Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!
Posted by: Tommy Flanagan at January 17, 2024 10:51 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Not to worry. The US could have most of their fighting age men by then.
Posted by: L - They don't have to outrun the bear. They only have to outrun us - for now at January 17, 2024 10:51 AM (GshMh)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 17, 2024 10:46 AM (KbCG3)
Desantis has been trying, I think, to run a campaign that while critical of the left in the harshest terms is accommodating to all the parties on the right. The problem is that the enemy is inside the wire and while trying not to be divisive on the right and satisfy both ace and sponge, he has made no one happy. The true maga base looks at any accommodations with the NTers as prima facie evidence of being a GOPe shill.
It is a tough circle to square, but if you try to satisfy everyone, you often piss off others. Trump does this as well.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2024 10:51 AM (zZu0s)
These are 70 year old wannabe hippies who regret a lot in life.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 17,
Ducks Unlimited ?
Posted by: JT at January 17, 2024 10:51 AM (T4tVD)
The big win against illegal voting in Georgia that happened recently is significant evidence of cheating in Georgia which is why the media ignores it.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2024 10:51 AM (ZLI7S)
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170,000 fake votes.
But we have to ignore that and do everything to appeal to suburban wine moms instead.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 17, 2024 10:52 AM (7EXeB)
Posted by: Godzilla at January 17, 2024 10:52 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024
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I dunno about either movie version, but the end of the novel The Incredible Journey gets me every time. And the Isaac Asimov short story "The Ugly Little Boy."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 17, 2024 10:52 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 10:53 AM (9yWhg)
He also wouldn’t have any major donors. I will admit, a candidate who isn’t self-funded is in a tight place today. But if you want to win actual votes, you have to find a way around that. Oddly, that’s one of the things Trump did well (and may still be doing, again, I don’t watch much news): he tricked the media into covering him. The media left was so out of touch they really thought he could only lose if they gave him air time.
They didn’t realize they were the ones who were insane.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 17, 2024 10:53 AM (EXyHK)
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Where do we go to get the 51 IC letter signers stripped of their security clearances. And get our 2020 election back.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 17, 2024 10:53 AM (o5bbN)
And govt spending covered that up for decades. But eventually that has to end.
Posted by: Montec at January 17, 2024 10:53 AM (lX8S5)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 17, 2024 10:54 AM (Y6IkP)
So easy, a real estate developer from Queens could do it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Because he had his own F/U money negating the big donors of the GOP and he already had name recognition due to years of being in the media spotlight so that he could pivot to discussing issues where he had no track record for better or worse.
Posted by: whig at January 17, 2024 10:54 AM (gvoQe)
5 weeks ago, a Buffalo fan fell into a pit where their new stadium is being built and the Bills won. The fans have thrown someone in the pit each week since and they haven't lost yet.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 17, 2024 10:55 AM (FVME7)
>@charliekirk11
>Jamie Dimon just went on CNBC and said people are voting for Trump because he was right about the economy, immigration, and China:
>"I don't like how Trump said things, but he wasn't wrong about those critical issues. That's why they're voting for him. People should be more respectful of our fellow citizens...I think this negative talk about MAGA will hurt Biden's campaign."
Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2024 10:55 AM (ZLI7S)
They also export hot women. See the current Queen of the Netherlands.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 10:55 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: whig at January 17, 2024 10:54 AM (gvoQe)
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Nah. A political party won't be so disengaged from their own voters to let that happen. In fact, if they did let it slip slightly, they'd turn around and quickly plug that hole so that that outside influence would end.
That's what a political party would do.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 17, 2024 10:55 AM (7EXeB)
To break things up yesterday, I even went so far as to mention Prometheus.
I'm not going to mention Prometheus now, though. I've considered mentioning Prometheus, but I won't mention Prometheus, keeping this thread Prometheus free.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 17, 2024 10:46 AM (7EXeB)
That's a fine Covenant that you've made with yourself.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 17, 2024 10:55 AM (nFnyb)
Posted by: Eromero at January 17, 2024 10:55 AM (Nq2KV)
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I still remain dumbfounded at that.
Trump is blowing them up, even Jeb with 100% name recognition and$100 million on one issue.
And every single one of them was like, "hey, let's talk about my corporate tax cut proposal!"
They've had 8 years to out-message Trump and it's still, "Pew-wee--Trump stinks! Let's talk about corporate tax cuts, guys!"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 17, 2024 10:56 AM (PFILT)
Son, Daddy's going to the bathroom for a while to read Big 'Uns.
Posted by: Al Bundy at January 17, 2024 10:56 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Whichever side survives the first war will be so weak, Lichtenstein will be able to take them.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 17, 2024 10:56 AM (o5bbN)
Fairchild is still pretty GILFy in my book. Pity she's a loony leftie who dated John Kerry.
That's as bad as my Dita von Teese sleeping with Marilyn Manson.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 17, 2024 10:56 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 10:56 AM (9yWhg)
These are 70 year old wannabe hippies who regret a lot in life.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
That would be my ex-husband and his friends. Very Common theme "Well, Biden is a POS, but better than Trump". How so? No answer, just a lot of rage at Trump. What were/are his "crimes"? No answer, just a lot of rage. So I think that you are on target with the regret part that shows itself as impotent rage.
Posted by: Cheri at January 17, 2024 10:56 AM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 17, 2024 10:56 AM (J2vNu)
>Jamie Dimon just went on CNBC and said people are voting for Trump because he was right about the economy, immigration, and China:
>"I don't like how Trump said things, but he wasn't wrong about those critical issues. That's why they're voting for him. People should be more respectful of our fellow citizens...I think this negative talk about MAGA will hurt Biden's campaign."
Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2024 10:55 AM (ZLI7S)
*eyeroll*
AND WHERE WAS THIS FUCKER WHEN BIDEN WAS DOING HIS NUREMBURG RALLY AFTER THE FUCKING LITERAL REICHSTAG FIRE OF J6?! WHERE THE FUCK IS HE ON THE GUYS THROWN IN LITERAL DAMNATION BECAUSE THEY HAPPENED TO WALK INSIDE DOORS HELPFULLY OPENED BY STATE POLICE?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2024 10:57 AM (zZu0s)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 17, 2024 10:56 AM (PFILT)
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Because the GOPe is running a con game. It has been running a con for decades, but it became so obvious as to be unignorable in 2016.
But it's literally all they know.
Get the base riled up with corporate tax cuts, empty promises on social issues, and throw negative ads at the Democrat in the final two weeks on TV.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 17, 2024 10:57 AM (7EXeB)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
Aisla Fisher with the Borat guy.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 10:57 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 10:56 AM (9yWhg)
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I finally told her I was doing it at 6. She said I was stupid but sweet and should just eat, so I did.
She's going through the procedure now. She was very much looking forward to lunch.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 17, 2024 10:58 AM (7EXeB)
I'm not going to mention Prometheus now, though. I've considered mentioning Prometheus, but I won't mention Prometheus, keeping this thread Prometheus free.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 17, 2024
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That's a fine Covenant that you've made with yourself.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 17, 2024
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The concept of this film is Alien to me.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 17, 2024 10:58 AM (J2vNu)
NEW - Argentina's Milei in Davos: "Collectivist experiments are never the solution to the problems that afflict the citizens of the world. Rather, they are the root cause."
http://tinyurl.com/y4hy8vc5
1:07 minutes; socialism = poverty etc.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 17, 2024 10:58 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Best of luck, Wolfus. Diabetes sucks.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 10:58 AM (9yWhg)
NEW - Argentina's Milei in Davos: "Collectivist experiments are never the solution to the problems that afflict the citizens of the world. Rather, they are the root cause."
http://tinyurl.com/y4hy8vc5
1:07 minutes; socialism = poverty etc.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 17, 2024 10:58 AM (2yu8s)
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I want to move to Argentina.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 17, 2024 10:58 AM (7EXeB)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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A lot of that is because far too many GOP elites actually despise the people they govern. You see that elitism pop up here and now even here with assertions that people are stupid or ignorant for what they want.
To be successful in the long run in electoral politics, you have to either successfully fake liking people to the extent of being a sociopath or actual like people. Trump appears to actually like people; most GOP pols would rather be like Gov. Kemp flying to Davos for the second straight year so they can rub shoulders with the 'elite' of global society or hobnob at Sea Island enclaves, etc.
Posted by: whig at January 17, 2024 10:59 AM (gvoQe)
Posted by: Godzilla at January 17, 2024 10:59 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: SMOD at January 17, 2024 10:59 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Best of luck, Wolfus. Diabetes sucks.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 10:58 AM (9yWhg)
Ask wilford brimley. He was 80 years old for 40 years with it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2024 10:59 AM (zZu0s)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
You probably got some S&H Good Husband stamps out of it, though, so good for you.
Here's hoping all goes well with her procedure.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 11:00 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 17, 2024 10:58 AM (7EXeB)
I am looking forward to lunch, just have no idea what I want to get.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2024 11:00 AM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 10:56 AM (9yWhg)
I read that as farts....
Posted by: JT at January 17, 2024 11:00 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: SMOD at January 17, 2024 11:00 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Pretty cool place. Spent a few weeks there in the late 00s. But I think it’s also a law that you have to live futbol to be a citizen.
Posted by: Montec at January 17, 2024 11:01 AM (lX8S5)
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 17, 2024 11:01 AM (pZ64F)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2024 11:00 AM (zZu0s)
Food ?
Posted by: JT at January 17, 2024 11:01 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Whatever Skip wants to make for us, I guess.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 11:01 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 17, 2024 11:01 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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Best of luck, Wolfus. Diabetes sucks.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024
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Well, my reading was right on the very edge and might have been an anomaly or recent spike. A1C just reads the average of the last three months before the blood test. I'll continue doing what I've been doing if the new figures show that works.
The hell of it is, I'm not overweight, I exercise regularly, and I have really good (normal, controlled) blood pressure. Grrrr.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 17, 2024 11:01 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 17, 2024 10:58 AM (J2vNu)
I spaced out after the first 30 minutes.
Posted by: and here we go again.... at January 17, 2024 11:02 AM (SNVFk)
Posted by: SMOD at January 17, 2024 11:00 AM (RHGPo)
This. They have acted (and still act) as though this was a coup- and our arguments are about Trump being distasteful. Or Desantis being uncharismatic. Or who can pull the most electoral votes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2024 11:02 AM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 17, 2024 11:03 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
I lost over 50 pounds, and it still didn't improve things. And now I've got the high blood pressure, too.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 17, 2024 11:03 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2024 11:03 AM (zZu0s)
Michael Moore of all people made a great speech about why Trump has so much unshakable support and it is precisely because he speaks to the left behind people who the elite despise as they ship jobs overseas and enforce policies that crush the middle class.
Trump actively courts those people and fights for them and he is the first president in a very long time who does that. It ain't rocket surgery. People want their interests looked out for and the one thing they have to help them express their desires even if they are just a nobody is their vote.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2024 11:03 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 17, 2024 11:05 AM (/Mbcg)
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 17, 2024 11:06 AM (pZ64F)
It is a tough circle to square, but if you try to satisfy everyone, you often piss off others. Trump does this as well.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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The GOP is effectively brain dead at the national level because what it wants is antithetical to a large majority of its voters. Pretty much it is that the elites that have been doing so well over the last 50-60 years are going to have to take a major hit to their wealth, their status, and their institutions in a shared sacrifice if the public is to sign on to austerity. Instead, the elites intend on applying double secret austerity on the masses through inflation, endless illegals, and lavish government spending on them, their favored institutions, and their cronies.
Posted by: whig at January 17, 2024 11:10 AM (gvoQe)
Watch the left and the media implode.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2024 10:49 AM (ZLI7S)
We Morons are going to have to watch Argentina closely. It might wind up becoming a refuge for us.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2024 11:27 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Midnight Rambler at January 17, 2024 11:36 AM (neLON)
I loved this painting. Glad you all had a chance to appreciate it.
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