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Fani's Taint: Former Obama-Appointed US Attorney Says That Disgraced Vag-Slinger Fani Willis Should Resign

Fani Willis' ethical lapses make her judgment suspect. Just like Martin Luther King Jr before her.

And also, Jesus Christ.


Former U.S Attorney Michael Moore argues says Georgia's Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis should resign if an alleged improper relationship turns out to be true.

Willis hired her alleged romantic partner, special prosecutor Nathan Wade, to prosecute former President Donald Trump, according to court documents. The documents also state that she went on vacations with Wade using funds that his firm received from his work on the Trump case.

"Cases are not lost because of some 'Matlock' moment, some moment like you see in 'My Cousin Vinny,' where suddenly somebody finds the evidence. Cases die by the death of 1,000 cuts. This is a cut on the case," Moore, who was appointed by former President Barack Obama, said on CNN Sunday.

...

If the allegation turned out to be true, Moore said it would be an "unforced error" that has tainted the case.

"I'd tell her to get out of the case. I really think that in this type of case, with these allegations, this case is bigger than any one prosecutor," Moore said. "And I think, probably, to preserve the case and to show that what's of most importance to her is the facts of the Trump case, opposed to her political career."

Headline thanks to Minnfidel.

Fani Willis breaks silence on accusations...Speaking as if she was having a conversation with God, Willis asked, “How come, God, the same Black man I hired was acceptable when a Republican in another country hired him and paid him twice the rate?”

I hope the truth comes out and for now I assume the rightwing attacks are BS. The Trump trolls were all aglow a couple days ago. Hopefully this breaks their little troll hearts.

I doubt it because its not a denial of the central accusations. Did she hire someone with whom she had an amorous relationship which would be a conflict of interest? Did he "reward" her by paying for vacations which would be a kickback. Hopefully, she will deny all wrongdoing, that the accusations are fictions, and that everything is on the up and up.

So Trump henchmen make an accusation, and she has to prove they are wrong?

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Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:54 PM




Comments

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1 /plants flag

Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at January 16, 2024 01:55 PM (OUMaO)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 16, 2024 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)

3 Links. As far as the eye can see!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 16, 2024 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)

4 Lennon shot!!!

Posted by: JCG at January 16, 2024 01:56 PM (G9sfT)

5 Should resign... won't

Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2024 01:56 PM (n2vyf)

6 Yo

Posted by: Muchas buchas at January 16, 2024 01:56 PM (sNtYB)

7 A good topic to discuss without regarding any other topic!

Fani Willis is a corrupt shitweasel who isn't even very good at it!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 16, 2024 01:56 PM (GBKbO)

8 Lamont need a cocktail.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 16, 2024 01:56 PM (x++b/)

9 What happened to the subway thread?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 16, 2024 01:56 PM (9yWhg)

10 previous thread douple-plus unpost

Posted by: anachronda at January 16, 2024 01:56 PM (sGtp+)

11
Former U.S Attorney Michael Moore argues says Georgia's Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis should resign if an alleged improper relationship turns out to be true.



That fat f*ck was a district attorney?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 16, 2024 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)

12 I knew how he would spin it as soon as I heard this happened.

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2024 01:56 PM (FQmDC)

13 Did he say Matlock? Where's my ice cream?

Posted by: Slow Joe Biden at January 16, 2024 01:57 PM (hqVaF)

14 Communists don't resign. Their leader has to execute them

Posted by: jeff at January 16, 2024 01:57 PM (ZiwLX)

15 "Why didn't you come to me, like a fucking man, and tell me I was posting 2 year old shit!?"

-ace (probably)

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2024 01:57 PM (RVloE)

16 Is this still the Kelly Reilly thread?

Posted by: JCG at January 16, 2024 01:57 PM (G9sfT)

17 9 What happened to the subway thread?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 16, 2024 01:56 PM (9yWhg)

Never happened... Never mention it again

Posted by: Not Ace at January 16, 2024 01:57 PM (n2vyf)

18 Fanny in British means Cooter.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 16, 2024 01:57 PM (pZ64F)

19 Appointed by Obama you say? Credidbility score: zero point zero.

Posted by: DOYLE at January 16, 2024 01:57 PM (Z8Yh2)

20 Wow, weird blog fu going on today.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 16, 2024 01:57 PM (9yWhg)

21 Curses! Foiled again!

Posted by: The Left at January 16, 2024 01:57 PM (vFG9F)

22 >>>9 What happened to the subway thread?

I don't know. I didn't mean to put it into draft but I guess I did.

I just changed the headline to "Old Story, Sorry" but I guess I hit save as draft instead of publish.

I'm trying to figure out how I screwed that up

Posted by: ace at January 16, 2024 01:57 PM (KRtlO)

23 "Fani"

Reason to resign right there.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 16, 2024 01:58 PM (Q4IgG)

24 It would entertain me if the site's clock got messed up, too.

That hasn't happened in a while.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 16, 2024 01:58 PM (GBKbO)

25 This looks like a nice thread.
"If you can keep it."

Posted by: m at January 16, 2024 01:58 PM (CQE5S)

26
Wrong color to resign. That takes white privilege.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 16, 2024 01:58 PM (nIvob)

27 First!

When the Subway Post reappears!

Posted by: Minuteman at January 16, 2024 01:58 PM (LaNzR)

28 Because it's not only about getting Trump, it's about laundering money, which is the case for EVERY leftist boondoggle out there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 16, 2024 01:58 PM (Zz0t1)

29 >>If the allegation turned out to be true, Moore said it would be an "unforced error" that has tainted the case.


I wonder if Wade Wilis will have comments about the taint in question?

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2024 01:58 PM (RVloE)

30 "Cases are not lost because of some 'Matlock' moment, some moment like you see in 'My Cousin Vinny,' where suddenly somebody finds the evidence. Cases die by the death of 1,000 cuts. This is a cut on the case," Moore, who was appointed by former President Barack Obama, said on CNN Sunday.
++++
It's almost like this former US Attorney just acknowledged that the process is the punishment. It isn't about finding truth or justice, just about being the last man standing in a war of attrition...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 16, 2024 01:58 PM (C19Uv)

31 Damn, I was really looking forward to a thread on that fresh, exciting POTUS candidate Harold Stassen.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 16, 2024 01:58 PM (Q0kLU)

32 "The case was so airtight, that even a caveman could do it!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 16, 2024 01:58 PM (GBKbO)

33 Whitey's fault.

Posted by: Every Democrat at January 16, 2024 01:58 PM (eYF7X)

34 "this case is bigger than any one prosecutor"

That portends ill.

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at January 16, 2024 01:58 PM (MvF+J)

35 "And I think, probably, to preserve the case and to show that what's of most importance to her is the facts of the Trump case, opposed to her political career."

Except the whole point was her career...

Posted by: Inogame at January 16, 2024 01:58 PM (53oGX)

36 Moore is probably some old racist, calling out Willis this way. Some nerve.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 16, 2024 01:59 PM (K02nQ)

37 I'm trying to figure out how I screwed that up
Posted by: ace


Just don't fire Lamont because of it, Ace. He's got a family to feed.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 16, 2024 01:59 PM (9yWhg)

38 If the allegation turned out to be true, Moore said it would be an "unforced error" that has tainted the case.
++++
As it was a purely political prosecution designed to disrupt, demean a Party enemy while also draining his time and money, the case was tainted from the first. But whatever.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 16, 2024 01:59 PM (C19Uv)

39 WE'LL DO IT LIVE!

Posted by: Bill O'Ace at January 16, 2024 01:59 PM (Y6IkP)

40 There is no case. It's all bullshit. I doubt there are all that many prosecutors waiting in the wings to make a fool of themselves.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2024 01:59 PM (ZLI7S)

41 I don't know. I didn't mean to put it into draft but I guess I did.

I just changed the headline to "Old Story, Sorry" but I guess I hit save as draft instead of publish.

I'm trying to figure out how I screwed that up

Posted by: ace


Well it's not like you banned yourself or anything like that, so

Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at January 16, 2024 01:59 PM (OUMaO)

42 The last post just disappeared?

I posted a comment on it and BLANK PAGE!

Posted by: rd at January 16, 2024 01:59 PM (bHUAW)

43 22 >>>9 What happened to the subway thread?

I don't know. I didn't mean to put it into draft but I guess I did.

I just changed the headline to "Old Story, Sorry" but I guess I hit save as draft instead of publish.

I'm trying to figure out how I screwed that up
Posted by: ace at January 16, 2024 01:57 PM (KRtlO)

We had fun!

Posted by: m at January 16, 2024 01:59 PM (CQE5S)

44 Wait, is Mr Moore a white privileged guy telling a black woman she needed to be perfect? Burn the heretic!

-Some dude named Saul

Posted by: Bete at January 16, 2024 02:00 PM (LX4y3)

45 To hell with the case, she needs to resign for misuse of public funds and then be arraigned and tried in court.
What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

Posted by: Ciampino - always count your chickens before they hatch at January 16, 2024 02:00 PM (qfLjt)

46 MAAAATTLOOOOOCCKKKK!!!!

Posted by: Grandpa Simpson at January 16, 2024 02:00 PM (Q0kLU)

47 "should resign"

Or be fed to wolves.

Or catapulted to Panama.

Lots of potential solutions.

Posted by: How am I supposed to take seriously an adult named Fani? at January 16, 2024 02:00 PM (pjs7m)

48 So this is really about Fani's Taint.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 16, 2024 02:00 PM (SzI2j)

49 Criminal uniparty DA's are lit.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do Not Kill at January 16, 2024 02:00 PM (gxokI)

50 > Fanny in British means Cooter.

Cooter in Appalachian means Chris.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 16, 2024 02:00 PM (Odg76)

51 " ... I really think that in this type of case, with these allegations, this case is bigger than any one prosecutor," Moore said. ...
++++
That part is certainly true. It's part of a coordinated Party-wide exercise in corrupt prosecution.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 16, 2024 02:00 PM (C19Uv)

52 18 Fanny in British means Cooter.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 16,

Is that Fanny Green?
No, it's just the reflection off her shoes.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 16, 2024 02:00 PM (yyfQG)

53 Fulton County has some problems.

Posted by: mrp at January 16, 2024 02:00 PM (rj6Yv)

54 And where is the GA atty general? Where is the governor?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 16, 2024 02:00 PM (2ovLw)

55 31 Damn, I was really looking forward to a thread on that fresh, exciting POTUS candidate Harold Stassen.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 16, 2024 01:58 PM (Q0kLU)

heh

Posted by: m at January 16, 2024 02:00 PM (CQE5S)

56 40 There is no case. It's all bullshit. I doubt there are all that many prosecutors waiting in the wings to make a fool of themselves.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2024 01:59 PM (ZLI7S)

Should have been tossed after the Grand Jury foreperson said all the stuff she did

Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2024 02:00 PM (n2vyf)

57 Remember -

Georgia’s Republican Senate Caucus is suspending a GOP state senator who attacked them for opposing his plan to impeach Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis for indicting former President Donald Trump.

The caucus announced Thursday that it was indefinitely suspending state Sen. Colton Moore of Trenton, who represents a district in Georgia’s northwest corner.

“Sen. Moore has a right to his opinion,” the caucus said in a statement. “However, during his advocacy for his ill-conceived proposal, Sen. Moore has knowingly misled people across Georgia and our nation, causing unnecessary tension and hostility, while putting his caucus colleagues and their families at risk of personal harm,” said the group, which has 32 of the Georgia Senate’s 56 members.

Moore attacked his colleagues as “Republicans in name only,” or RINOs.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 16, 2024 02:00 PM (fs1hN)

58 I'm so pathetic. I'll literally door dash anything now. I just doordashed sandwiches to myself.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 16, 2024 02:01 PM (Y6IkP)

59 37 I'm trying to figure out how I screwed that up
Posted by: ace
-------------
Were you looking a pron?

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 16, 2024 02:01 PM (pZ64F)

60 Bitch ho pay me for my meat, but she getting it doggy, yo!

She be ugly!

Posted by: Nathan Wade at January 16, 2024 02:01 PM (ufFY8)

61 54 And where is the GA atty general? Where is the governor?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 16, 2024 02:00 PM (2ovLw)

Backing this

Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2024 02:01 PM (n2vyf)

62 54 And where is the GA atty general? Where is the governor?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 16, 2024 02:00 PM (2ovLw)

========

Being uniparty shitweasels and doing everything they can to not do anything.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 16, 2024 02:01 PM (GBKbO)

63 this case is bigger than any one prosecutor," Moore said. ...


I doubt it's bigger than you, Michael Moore.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 16, 2024 02:01 PM (9yWhg)

64 Fani Willis is not doing anything the vast majority do. She just got lazy and should have used a cutout or two.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 16, 2024 02:01 PM (hHc2i)

65

In order to really judge if she's qualified, we need to know if she lets her fuckboy drink champagne out of her ass?

Posted by: Steve Croft at January 16, 2024 02:01 PM (iECac)

66 Below: the busy bees.

Above: the thieving wasps.

- Old Belgian Saying, probably from the Dutch.

Posted by: Adriane the iThingy Critic . . . at January 16, 2024 02:01 PM (4Winp)

67 "Unforced error".

Not "the Holocaust again", like every single thing a conservative does.

Posted by: JCG at January 16, 2024 02:01 PM (G9sfT)

68 Ace is hanging out in the comments now. Psst.

Posted by: m at January 16, 2024 02:01 PM (CQE5S)

69 Willowed: AoSHQ: Come for the commentary, stay for the temporal anomalies.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 16, 2024


***
"Temporal displacement, Captain. We are experiencing waves in time."

"Can you explain the odd references to 'Kaboom,' Mr. Spock?"

"Library computer has a reference to a much-disliked breakfast cereal of the twentieth century, Captain. More research is needed."

"Cross-reference with linguistics, then."

"Agreed."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 16, 2024 02:02 PM (J2vNu)

70 18 Fanny in British means Cooter.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 16,

Is that Fanny Green?
No, it's just the reflection off her shoes.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 16, 2024 02:00 PM (yyfQG)

Hard to laugh with a mouth full of food.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at January 16, 2024 02:02 PM (T/Lqj)

71 *checks date*

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 16, 2024 02:02 PM (aD39U)

72 54 And where is the GA atty general? Where is the governor?

Preparing to help steal an election for Biden like last time.

Posted by: Spiff The Spaceman at January 16, 2024 02:02 PM (evaxF)

73 Wasn't Cooter a character in the Dukes of Hazzard?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 16, 2024 02:02 PM (9yWhg)

74 She will never resign. She is a black woman and is trying to save the world, and be a queen, so don't expect her to be perfect !

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2024 02:02 PM (V13WU)

75 ... “Sen. Moore has a right to his opinion,” the caucus said in a statement. “However, during his advocacy for his ill-conceived proposal, Sen. Moore has knowingly misled people across Georgia and our nation, causing unnecessary tension and hostility, while putting his caucus colleagues and their families at risk of personal harm,” said the group, which has 32 of the Georgia Senate’s 56 members. ...
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 16, 2024 02:00 PM (fs1hN)
++++
There ain't no party like a Uniparty, 'cause a Uniparty don't stop!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 16, 2024 02:02 PM (C19Uv)

76 Alright, reposting:

MAN BATTLE STATIONS! ANOTHER POOKY INCOMING! ETA 21 SEPTEMBER 2024!

Posted by: pookysgirl, sending out a flurry of texts at January 16, 2024 02:02 PM (dtlDP)

77 Take a load off fanny

Posted by: banana Dream (not caring if I misheard lyrics) at January 16, 2024 02:02 PM (Y6IkP)

78 > Willis hired her alleged romantic partner, special prosecutor Nathan Wade, to prosecute former President Donald Trump, according to court documents.

Can we all just take a moment to admire the chutzpah? You're going after the former POTUS and possible GOP Presidential nominee and you decide to toss the prosecution to your f*ck buddy?

Posted by: bonhomme at January 16, 2024 02:02 PM (Odg76)

79 Kind of funny that a US Attorney suggests that the prosecutor step down and place the case ahead of personal career. But, references the case in a win/lose scenario as opposed to a "justice" situation.

I doubt he even sees the irony.

Posted by: Orson at January 16, 2024 02:02 PM (dIske)

80 Fanny Farmer >Fani Willis

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 16, 2024 02:03 PM (SzI2j)

81 Being uniparty shitweasels and doing everything they can to not do anything.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 16, 2024 02:01 PM (GBKbO)
=================
And collecting bribes for doing their phony baloney jobs. Don't forget that.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 16, 2024 02:03 PM (K02nQ)

82 Brits find the name Fanny amusing.
Some find the name Regina funny.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 16, 2024 02:03 PM (yyfQG)

83 >>54 And where is the GA atty general? Where is the governor?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


Bending over for a Chinese diplomat?

Posted by: Every Democrat at January 16, 2024 02:03 PM (eYF7X)

84 40 Plenty of Democrat prosecutors looking to make a name for themselves by fighting Orange Man Bad.

Posted by: Bete at January 16, 2024 02:03 PM (LX4y3)

85 Don't forget racism. Racism is also to blame, because it's racist to point out Fani's failings.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 16, 2024 02:03 PM (tT6L1)

86 71 *checks date*

"Suspicious Eyes"

Posted by: m at January 16, 2024 02:03 PM (CQE5S)

87 59 37 I'm trying to figure out how I screwed that up
Posted by: ace
-------------
Were you looking a pron?
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 16, 2024 02:01 PM (pZ64F)

Did it have tentacles?

Posted by: Inogame at January 16, 2024 02:03 PM (53oGX)

88 So, is Fani Willis working on a nursing masters degree, too?

Posted by: mrp at January 16, 2024 02:03 PM (rj6Yv)

89 Wasn't Cooter a character in the Dukes of Hazzard?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 16, 2024 02:02 PM (9yWhg)



Cooter Davenport. The town mechanic.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 16, 2024 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)

90 And I think, probably, to preserve the case and to show that what's of most importance to her is the facts of the Trump case, opposed to her political career."

Except the whole point was her career...
Posted by: Inogame at January 16, 2024 01:58 PM (53oGX)

Yup. She was going to be zoomed to the spotlight. She was right.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 16, 2024 02:03 PM (BdMk6)

91 84 40 Plenty of Democrat prosecutors looking to make a name for themselves by fighting Orange Man Bad.
Posted by: Bete at January 16, 2024 02:03 PM (LX4y3)

========

It works, don't it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 16, 2024 02:03 PM (GBKbO)

92 I'm so pathetic. I'll literally door dash anything now. I just doordashed sandwiches to myself.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 16, 2024 02:01 PM (Y6IkP)

We figured a guy at work spent $25 on a burrito.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 16, 2024 02:03 PM (R4t5M)

93 "What happened to the subway thread?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 16, 2024 01:56 PM (9yWhg)

Never happened... Never mention it again
Posted by: Not Ace at January 16, 2024 01:57 PM (n2vyf)"

It went back to wheee it came from- and 2022.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 16, 2024 02:04 PM (H/XYA)

94 If this case is bigger than any one prosecutor why would Fanni give it to someone with no experience?

Oh.

Is this case bigger than any one DA?

Posted by: Minuteman at January 16, 2024 02:04 PM (LaNzR)

95 She's as ethical as Marilyn Moseby. Cuz DEI and ethics bitches!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 16, 2024 02:04 PM (SzI2j)

96 87 59 37 I'm trying to figure out how I screwed that up
Posted by: ace
-------------
Were you looking a pron?
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 16, 2024 02:01 PM (pZ64F)

Did it have tentacles?
Posted by: Inogame at January 16, 2024 02:03 PM (53oGX)

Was it bigger than a breadbox?

Posted by: m at January 16, 2024 02:04 PM (CQE5S)

97 Hey racists, she is a black female democrat,nothing, NOTHING, happens to her.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 16, 2024 02:04 PM (17s+e)

98 ‘ Fani Willis' ethical lapses make her judgment suspect. Just like Martin Luther King Jr before her.

And also, Jesus Christ’

Dare I hope that this will undermine the credibility of black officials who excuse monstrous abuse of power and outright crimes on the basis that black Americans were mistreated in the past?
Because I really want to.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 16, 2024 02:04 PM (jbnUc)

99 >>Should have been tossed after the Grand Jury foreperson said all the stuff she did

It gets overlooked because of everything else going on but a voting rights group won a big case against Georgia recently essentially over the right to investigate and challenge illegal voters. The case also exposed how Rafensperger changed the law to try and prevent the group from investigating.

Rafensperger is corrupt as hell.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2024 02:04 PM (ZLI7S)

100 Brits find the name Fanny amusing.
Some find the name Regina funny.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 16, 2024 02:03 PM (yyfQG)



That's funny!

Posted by: Seamus O'Taintlicker at January 16, 2024 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)

101 MAN BATTLE STATIONS! ANOTHER POOKY INCOMING! ETA 21 SEPTEMBER 2024!
Posted by: pookysgirl,


Congratulations, again!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 16, 2024 02:04 PM (9yWhg)

102 And I think, probably, to preserve the case

Because it's such a slam dunk case ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2024 02:04 PM (n2vyf)

103 >>>Were you looking a pron?

no actually. I woke up late because I took a lot of trazadone to fall asleep. Then I had to rush to do my workout before my appointment with the chiropractor. The posts were written quickly and without any checking.

I blame Hot Air.

Like Martin Luther King Jr before me, I may stumble. You cannot depend on a black woman like myself to save the world without erring.

Posted by: ace at January 16, 2024 02:04 PM (KRtlO)

104
In order to really judge if she's qualified, we need to know if she lets her fuckboy drink champagne out of her ass?


A nutty, corngrain flavor was detected.

Posted by: FuckBoy at January 16, 2024 02:05 PM (evaxF)

105 >>> And also, Jesus Christ.
-------------------

Always.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2024 02:05 PM (jaRIy)

106 82 Brits find the name Fanny amusing.
Some find the name Regina funny.
--------------
Have you met Mulva?

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 16, 2024 02:05 PM (pZ64F)

107
I'm gonna give the dumb broad the benefit of the doubt and assume her superiors all knew she was compromised as hell and told her to 'Get Trump' - or else.

Same thing with Jack Smith. When the truth comes out about his activities over in Europe he's going to look like the slimiest prosecutor ever.

I've been wrong before but when bad people make even badder decisions it's not always because they're stupid. Sometimes they have a gun to their head.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 16, 2024 02:05 PM (nIvob)

108 Thanks for the hat tip Ace.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 16, 2024 02:05 PM (SzI2j)

109 What happened to the subway thread?

I ate it.

Posted by: Gov. Chris Christie at January 16, 2024 02:05 PM (l8gTz)

110 >>> Brits find the name Fanny amusing.
Some find the name Regina funny.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 16, 2024 02:03 PM (yyfQG)


Mulva

Posted by: The Junior Mint at January 16, 2024 02:05 PM (Y6IkP)

111 Damn, I was really looking forward to a thread on that fresh, exciting POTUS candidate Harold Stassen.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 16, 2024 01:58 PM (Q0kLU)
-----------
At last!

Posted by: Harold Stassen at January 16, 2024 02:05 PM (weeaD)

112 Can we all just take a moment to admire the chutzpah? You're going after the former POTUS and possible GOP Presidential nominee and you decide to toss the prosecution to your f*ck buddy?
Posted by: bonhomme at January 16, 2024 02:02 PM (Odg76)
++++
Yup. This is what happens when you're so accustomed to unaccountable power that it turns into contempt.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 16, 2024 02:05 PM (C19Uv)

113 > I'm so pathetic. I'll literally door dash anything now. I just doordashed sandwiches to myself.

Just picture the creepy bus station guy alone for twenty minutes with your food. All alone. Doing God knows what with it. Nobody will ever know.















He put his dick on it.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 16, 2024 02:05 PM (Odg76)

114 41
Well it's not like you banned yourself or anything like that, so

Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at January 16, 2024 01:59 PM (OUMaO)
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We can do that? (chorus from all the cobs)

Posted by: Ciampino - always count your chickens twice before they hatch at January 16, 2024 02:05 PM (qfLjt)

115 Average national IQ

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GA Voter *

Posted by: Every Democrat at January 16, 2024 02:05 PM (eYF7X)

116 A state’s county DA shouldn’t be able to bring a case against a former President on spurious issues /allegations regard to a Presidential election . It’s insane . Especially when that partisan county’s voting system is a provable cheat machine. I still can’t believe the show trial jury awarded a 7 figure amount to participants in the cheat . Another ghetto lottery winner.

Posted by: Titanium White at January 16, 2024 02:05 PM (MNhXM)

117 Congrats to pookysgirl for the pookette in process!

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 16, 2024 02:05 PM (tT6L1)

118 I just follow the words that the Lord delivered on his sermon on the mount, and I quote, "never, ever trust whitey". Amen

Posted by: Paddle my Fanni Willis at January 16, 2024 02:05 PM (Geoni)

119 Jeez, this was from way back in 2024! [Face palm]

Posted by: Future Guy at January 16, 2024 02:05 PM (qUkBO)

120 103 >>>Were you looking a pron?

no actually. I woke up late because I took a lot of trazadone to fall asleep. Then I had to rush to do my workout before my appointment with the chiropractor. The posts were written quickly and without any checking.

I blame Hot Air.

Like Martin Luther King Jr before me, I may stumble. You cannot depend on a black woman like myself to save the world without erring.
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Sure.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 16, 2024 02:05 PM (pZ64F)

121 Alternate Headline: The USS Maine explodes in Cuba’s Havana Harbor

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 16, 2024 02:06 PM (aD39U)

122 Optics aside, does anyone here with actual criminal law experience think the judge is going to grant this motion to dismiss? I'm fairly sure that the judge will pretend to consider the motion before denying it out of hand, but I don't know if there's some rule about a prosecutor being so compromised post-indictment that the prosecution has to be terminated.

Posted by: Octochicken at January 16, 2024 02:06 PM (oCS0o)

123 >>And where is the GA atty general? Where is the governor?


Kemp is in Davos, Switzerland attending the WEF conference. Because of course he is.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2024 02:06 PM (ZLI7S)

124 off sock

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 16, 2024 02:06 PM (eYF7X)

125 Were you looking a pron?
Posted by: Pudinhead


Busty lesbians installing shelving? While wearing messenger bags?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 16, 2024 02:06 PM (9yWhg)

126 Dare I hope that this will undermine the credibility of black officials who excuse monstrous abuse of power and outright crimes on the basis that black Americans were mistreated in the past?
Because I really want to.
___

The "Reverend" Al Sharpton sends his regards.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 16, 2024 02:06 PM (fs1hN)

127 Next time you bring up an old post, ace, make sure it is the busty lesbian one.

That was before my time.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 16, 2024 02:06 PM (ufFY8)

128 n order to really judge if she's qualified, we need to know if she lets her fuckboy drink champagne out of her ass?

A nutty, corngrain flavor was detected.
Posted by: FuckBoy

+1

Posted by: Steve Kroft at January 16, 2024 02:06 PM (R4t5M)

129 103 You cannot depend on a black woman like myself to save the world without erring.
Posted by: ace at January 16, 2024 02:04 PM (KRtlO)

Without 'erring. 'ere.

Posted by: m at January 16, 2024 02:06 PM (CQE5S)

130 112 Yup. This is what happens when you're so accustomed to unaccountable power that it turns into contempt.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 16, 2024 02:05 PM (C19Uv)

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"Was that wrong? Nobody told me that was wrong."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 16, 2024 02:06 PM (GBKbO)

131
Poke salad Fani
Gator got yo' granny.

Posted by: An old song at January 16, 2024 02:06 PM (NBVIP)

132 LOL

125, 127 Horde Mind.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 16, 2024 02:07 PM (ufFY8)

133 Why DAs fucking their subordinates while on tax payer paid trips to Hawaii is actually a good thing.
- Next month’s Vox explainer

Posted by: Montec at January 16, 2024 02:07 PM (8kRtb)

134 Why would she get off the case when the case has been helping her get off?

Posted by: Spiff The Spaceman at January 16, 2024 02:07 PM (evaxF)

135 123 >>And where is the GA atty general? Where is the governor?


Kemp is in Davos, Switzerland attending the WEF conference. Because of course he is.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2024 02:06 PM (ZLI7S)

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GO TEAM RED! Any Republican is better than a Democrat!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 16, 2024 02:07 PM (GBKbO)

136 Busty lesbians installing shelving? While wearing messenger bags?
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While wearing tool belts!

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 16, 2024 02:07 PM (pZ64F)

137 Can we all just take a moment to admire the chutzpah? You're going after the former POTUS and possible GOP Presidential nominee and you decide to toss the prosecution to your f*ck buddy?

Fortune favors the bold.

Bold, fresh flavor you can only get at Dunkin' Donuts.

Posted by: Gov. Chris Christie at January 16, 2024 02:08 PM (l8gTz)

138 Fani Willis breaks silence on accusations...Speaking as if she was having a conversation with God, Willis asked, “How come, God, the same Black man I hired was acceptable when a Republican in another country hired him and paid him twice the rate?”

I hope the truth comes out and for now I assume the rightwing attacks are BS. The Trump trolls were all aglow a couple days ago. Hopefully this breaks their little troll hearts.

I doubt it because its not a denial of the central accusations. Did she hire someone with whom she had an amorous relationship which would be a conflict of interest? Did he "reward" her by paying for vacations which would be a kickback. Hopefully, she will deny all wrongdoing, that the accusations are fictions, and that everything is on the up and up.

So Trump henchmen make an accusation, and she has to prove they are wrong?

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 16, 2024 02:08 PM (JCZqz)

139 How did the formerly great state of Georgia turn into a bunch of pussies who resemble NY and led by simps and electoral frauds like Kemp and Raffensberger?

Posted by: Marcus T at January 16, 2024 02:08 PM (H/XYA)

140 And the Republican candidate for AG against Willis has to be of perfect moral character and appeal to suburban wine moms.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 16, 2024 02:08 PM (GBKbO)

141 Busty lesbians installing shelving? While wearing messenger bags?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Is this when the screwing is the wrong way?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2024 02:08 PM (qoGsy)

142
It went back to wheee it came from- and 2022.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 16, 2024 02:04 PM


Damn and I never found out how Trumps endorsement of Dr Oz for the Pennsylvania Senate turned out.

Posted by: Senator John Festterman at January 16, 2024 02:08 PM (nIvob)

143 >>> He put his dick on it.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 16, 2024 02:05 PM (Odg76)

Well, I left a tip so that's fair.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 16, 2024 02:09 PM (Y6IkP)

144 I'm sort of peeved we got a brief glimpse into the AoS time machine, only to have it disappear.

Sad!

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 16, 2024 02:09 PM (tT6L1)

145 138 I doubt it because its not a denial of the central accusations. Did she hire someone with whom she had an amorous relationship which would be a conflict of interest? Did he "reward" her by paying for vacations which would be a kickback. Hopefully, she will deny all wrongdoing, that the accusations are fictions, and that everything is on the up and up.

So Trump henchmen make an accusation, and she has to prove they are wrong?
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 16, 2024 02:08 PM (JCZqz)

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These people are really trustworthy of members of state-level political machines.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 16, 2024 02:09 PM (GBKbO)

146 113 > I'm so pathetic. I'll literally door dash anything now. I just doordashed sandwiches to myself.

Just picture the creepy bus station guy alone for twenty minutes with your food. All alone. Doing God knows what with it. Nobody will ever know.


--

He put his dick on it.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 16, 2024 02:05 PM (Odg76)
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If it was a pork sandwich then he was ham-fisting it.

Posted by: Ciampino - never count your chickens twice before they hatch at January 16, 2024 02:09 PM (qfLjt)

147 What happened to the subway thread?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 16, 2024 01:56 PM (9yWhg)

It got deFogel-ated?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2024 02:09 PM (tkR6S)

148 Sweet Fanny Adams!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 16, 2024 02:09 PM (Q0kLU)

149 O/T I have learned the value of good tools. When I lived in CO, I had an excellent snow shovel. I don't know what happened to it. I suspect it got left behind when I moved.

But my house came with a snow shovel. I made note of it, but didn't really give it any thought because it rarely snows here and when it does, it isn't enough to matter.

Well, this mega-storm dumped enough to matter so I have been using it. It's an old-fashioned flat metal snow shovel. It sucks.Everything about it is awful compared to my old one. I miss my *good* snow shovel.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 16, 2024 02:09 PM (C19Uv)

150 >>So Trump henchmen make an accusation, and she has to prove they are wrong?


The least self-aware people on the planet.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2024 02:09 PM (ZLI7S)

151 Poke salad Fani
Gator got yo' granny.
Posted by: An old song at January 16, 2024


***
Trust me -- I know a mean, spiteful, straight razor-totin' woman when I see one!

Was her mama ever on a chain gang, by the way?

Posted by: Tony Joe White at January 16, 2024 02:09 PM (J2vNu)

152 So Trump henchmen make an accusation, and she has to prove they are wrong?
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 16, 2024 02:08 PM (JCZqz)

Good one...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2024 02:10 PM (n2vyf)

153 87 59 37 I'm trying to figure out how I screwed that up
Posted by: ace
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Were you looking a pron?
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 16, 2024 02:01 PM (pZ64F)

Did it have tentacles?
Posted by: Inogame at January 16, 2024 02:03 PM (53oGX)

Was it bigger than a breadbox?

Laden or unladen?

Posted by: Rodney at January 16, 2024 02:10 PM (VMFAF)

154
GO TEAM RED! Any Republican is better than a Democrat!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 16, 2024 02

You’re darn tootin’, friend.
- Pierre Delecto

Posted by: Montec at January 16, 2024 02:10 PM (8kRtb)

155 So Trump henchmen make an accusation, and she has to prove they are wrong?


I've often wished to become a henchman.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2024 02:10 PM (qoGsy)

156 > I took a lot of trazadone to fall asleep.

Isn't trazadone an anti-depressant? Don't you have to follow the dosage recommendation carefully? All joking aside and with great sincerity, ace, please take care of yourself.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 16, 2024 02:10 PM (Odg76)

157
Rafensperger is corrupt as hell.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2024 02:04 PM (ZLI7S

Needs repeating!

Posted by: rd at January 16, 2024 02:10 PM (bHUAW)

158 Delores!!

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at January 16, 2024 02:10 PM (NBVIP)

159 >>139 How did the formerly great state of Georgia turn into a bunch of pussies who resemble NY and led by simps and electoral frauds like Kemp and Raffensberger?
Posted by: Marcus T

Yankee invasion of the 90's. I was part of it and pre-denounce myself.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 16, 2024 02:10 PM (eYF7X)

160 133 Why DAs fucking their subordinates while on tax payer paid trips to Hawaii is actually a good thing.
- Next month’s Vox explainer
Posted by: Montec at January 16, 2024 02:07 PM (8kRtb)

The conservative case for screwing at work.
-Rev David French

Posted by: Inogame at January 16, 2024 02:10 PM (53oGX)

161 ========

GO TEAM RED! Any Republican is better than a Democrat!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 16, 2024 02:07 PM (GBKbO)



I appreciate your support in my retirement.

Posted by: Mitt Romney at January 16, 2024 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

162
So, they get rid of her. Does the case go on or do adults step in? Or, to put it another way, do they get another crazed Sorosbot and keep going?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2024 02:11 PM (GhIr5)

163 ... I doubt it because its not a denial of the central accusations. Did she hire someone with whom she had an amorous relationship which would be a conflict of interest? Did he "reward" her by paying for vacations which would be a kickback. Hopefully, she will deny all wrongdoing, that the accusations are fictions, and that everything is on the up and up. ...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 16, 2024 02:08 PM (JCZqz)
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I actually kind of admire the honesty of this one. "I want this to be all bullshit because I hate Trump and his supporters, but it probably isn't. I am pulling for her, though, because she's on my side."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 16, 2024 02:11 PM (C19Uv)

164 Yeah ergonomic snow shovels with light weight materials are worth the extra money.

Posted by: Montec at January 16, 2024 02:11 PM (8kRtb)

165 So Trump henchmen make an accusation, and she has to prove they are wrong?
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 16, 2024 02:08 PM (JCZqz)

Good one...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2024 02:10 PM (n2vyf)
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It's like looking in a mirror.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 16, 2024 02:11 PM (weeaD)

166 I've often wished to become a henchman.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2024

How well does it pay?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 16, 2024 02:11 PM (yyfQG)

167 So the only question really is, has this useful idiot become more of a liability to the cause of persecuting Trump or will the powers that be continue to champion her as a victim of racism and misogyny?

Posted by: Cheri at January 16, 2024 02:11 PM (oiNtH)

168 Here is the narrative:

Trump's victory is a rise of authoritarian fascism. His voters are either white Christian nationalists who want to exterminate the brown people and lgbtq. Or people who have been brainwashed by the big lie. To allow them to elect trump is the end of democracy and will lead to the genocide of all non whites. Therefore any means of stoppi g him must be utilized.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 16, 2024 02:11 PM (2ovLw)

169 I've often wished to become a henchman.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2024 02:10 PM (qoGsy)



There are more openings for Obsequious Yes-Men.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 16, 2024 02:11 PM (aD39U)

170 >>> I'm so pathetic. I'll literally door dash anything now. I just doordashed sandwiches to myself.

i have known that shame.

Posted by: ace at January 16, 2024 02:11 PM (KRtlO)

171 That's great, Pooky's Girl. Congratulations to you both!!!!!

Posted by: Brunnhilde at January 16, 2024 02:11 PM (094xi)

172 143 >>> He put his dick on it.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 16, 2024 02:05 PM (Odg76)

Well, I left a tip so that's fair.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 16, 2024 02:09 PM (Y6IkP)
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I also left a tip.

Posted by: The Leper on the corner at January 16, 2024 02:11 PM (qfLjt)

173 Fani's Taint: Former Obama-Appointed US Attorney Says That Disgraced Vag-Slinger Fani Willis Should Resign.

These sexy grape-stomping maidens definitely don't want to think about Fani's taint: http://tinyurl.com/483sm8eh

And, after watching her diatribe in the Black church, aren't interested in "experimenting" with her after drinking copious amounts of their wine.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at January 16, 2024 02:12 PM (JCZqz)

174 168 Here is the narrative:

Trump's victory is a rise of authoritarian fascism. His voters are either white Christian nationalists who want to exterminate the brown people and lgbtq. Or people who have been brainwashed by the big lie. To allow them to elect trump is the end of democracy and will lead to the genocide of all non whites. Therefore any means of stoppi g him must be utilized.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 16, 2024 02:11 PM (2ovLw)

========

Also, Trump didn't do this in his first term because the left hadn't REALLY wronged him, which they imply they did really wrong him in 2020.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 16, 2024 02:12 PM (GBKbO)

175 Bet Fani's fairly representative of the IQ level in a lot of "justice" departments around the country these days. Diversity hire when it was blacks that were needed, not insane clowns like we're getting now.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 16, 2024 02:12 PM (Q4IgG)

176 Is there such a thing as a henchwoman?

Posted by: Not really sure at January 16, 2024 02:12 PM (NBVIP)

177 Yeah ergonomic snow shovels with light weight materials are worth the extra money.
Posted by: Montec at January 16, 2024 02:11 PM (8kRtb)
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They sure are. Give me a good injection-molded plastic shovel with sidewalls and a metal leading edge any day of the week.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 16, 2024 02:12 PM (C19Uv)

178 So much seizing and pouncing by the right. They are the true villains of this story.

Posted by: Crazy to be sane at January 16, 2024 02:12 PM (rfA/S)

179 High from Davos! Lots of snow here!

Posted by: Governor Brian Kemp at January 16, 2024 02:12 PM (vFG9F)

180 139 How did the formerly great state of Georgia turn into a bunch of pussies who resemble NY and led by simps and electoral frauds like Kemp and Raffensberger?
Posted by: Marcus T



Tee hee.
- Million ex-NYers now living in Atlanta suburbs

Posted by: Montec at January 16, 2024 02:12 PM (8kRtb)

181 So Wade's soon to be ex-wife is a henchman?

Posted by: Cheri at January 16, 2024 02:12 PM (oiNtH)

182 > Congrats to pookysgirl for the pookette in process!

That's wonderful news!

Posted by: bonhomme at January 16, 2024 02:12 PM (Odg76)

183 170 >>> I'm so pathetic. I'll literally door dash anything now. I just doordashed sandwiches to myself.

i have known that shame.
Posted by: ace at January 16, 2024 02:11 PM (KRtlO)

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Dolley has to fast today for a medical thing tomorrow, so I am fasting along with her.

Though, I have not told her, and I don't think she knows that I'm doing it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 16, 2024 02:12 PM (GBKbO)

184 Those henchmen in the Batman television show were always stupid.
Never be a henchman.

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at January 16, 2024 02:13 PM (VMFAF)

185 Here's a Federalis article about how a group of election integrity folks beat Georgia and Marc Elias in a challenge over illegal voting in Georgia. Rafensperger is a snake.

http://tinyurl.com/3kp47bza

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2024 02:13 PM (ZLI7S)

186
Needs repeating!
Posted by: rd at January 16, 2024 02:10 PM (bHUAW)



On it!!!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 16, 2024 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)

187 Ace!

http://tinyurl.com/3b87rehz

Good for an extra bit in a Disney or entertainment thread.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 16, 2024 02:13 PM (GBKbO)

188 Is there such a thing as a henchwoman?


Taverns have wenchwomen.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 16, 2024 02:13 PM (9yWhg)

189
What the hell is a Christian Nationalist? If they mean someone who goes to church and loves this country, well, there are more than a few of us left.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2024 02:13 PM (GhIr5)

190 Is there such a thing as a henchwoman?
Posted by: Not really sure at January 16, 2024 02:12 PM (NBVIP)
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No.

For the same reason that there is no such thing as a "conwoman" or "chairwoman" or "sokeswoman." Those words can be used, but it's stupid and pointless.

"Henchman" is, like most things like it, a case of the inclusive masculine in our language. "She's a nasty henchman" is just as legitimate as "he's a nasty henchman."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 16, 2024 02:13 PM (C19Uv)

191 Those grapes don't have a chance.

Posted by: Oh, the tonnage! at January 16, 2024 02:13 PM (NBVIP)

192 Lady Fanny from Omaha!!

Posted by: Ruprecht at January 16, 2024 02:14 PM (T/Lqj)

193 191 Those grapes don't have a chance.
Posted by: Oh, the tonnage! at January 16, 2024 02:13 PM (NBVIP)

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They're full of wrath.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 16, 2024 02:14 PM (GBKbO)

194 I’m typically a cheap bastard. I will however happily pay for quality and things that make life easier. Like a $60 snow shovel vs a $20 shovel. That $40 is money well spent.

Posted by: Montec at January 16, 2024 02:14 PM (8kRtb)

195 I've often wished to become a henchman.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2024
*
How well does it pay?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 16, 2024


***
"Minions? Harmony has . . . minions?"
(Buffy Summers the Vampire Slayer, laughting hysterically about one of her school's former Mean Girls who's now an inept vampire)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 16, 2024 02:14 PM (J2vNu)

196 I'm so pathetic. I'll literally door dash anything now. I just doordashed sandwiches to myself.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 16, 2024 02:01 PM (Y6IkP)
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Isn't Doordash really expensive? How much does it add to the price of your sandwich in percentage terms?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 16, 2024 02:14 PM (C19Uv)

197 Kemp's position on Fani is unknown, however:

"Kemp last year signed a new bill for a statewide Prosecuting Attorneys Statewide Qualifications Commission (PAQC) with the power to investigate complaints against District Attorneys and remove them if they have sufficient cause. The law outlines a series of offenses for which a prosecutor can be removed, including “misconduct in office”.


MTG was letting it known that Kemp prefers Fani misdeeds go before that commission.

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2024 02:14 PM (V13WU)

198 The last post just disappeared?
I posted a comment on it and BLANK PAGE!
Posted by: rd


Blank page
Numbly staring up at me
Daring me to try to be
Simple, yet profound

https://youtu.be/qcuYw7ghpLU

Posted by: mikeski at January 16, 2024 02:14 PM (DgGvY)

199 >>> Is there such a thing as a henchwoman?
Posted by: Not really sure at January 16, 2024 02:12 PM (NBVIP)

Shorten to wench

Posted by: banana Dream at January 16, 2024 02:14 PM (Y6IkP)

200 Those grapes don't have a chance.
Posted by: Oh, the tonnage! at January 16, 2024 02:13 PM (NBVIP)
++++
No need to be sour about it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 16, 2024 02:14 PM (C19Uv)

201 >>>Isn't trazadone an anti-depressant? Don't you have to follow the dosage recommendation carefully? All joking aside and with great sincerity, ace, please take care of yourself.

It is but it has the side effect of helping insomniacs sleep. It's a great drug. As for overuse, my doctors always say it's safe to up the dosage on my own as needed. It's a drug that's been around since the 60s and it is known to be pretty safe.

i recommend any insomniacs ask their doctors about it.

Usually it doesn't make me sleep longer but since I've been getting healthier I have oddly had bad sleep, often being unable to fall asleep and then waking up at like 6 am. I know that's normal for a lot of you but I've been trying to go to bed by 11-12 and get up by 7-8. So I took a bigger dose last night to try to fix this.

Posted by: ace at January 16, 2024 02:15 PM (KRtlO)

202 Though, I have not told her, and I don't think she knows that I'm doing it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 16, 2024 02:12 PM (GBKbO)
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What good is being virtuous if nobody knows about it?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 16, 2024 02:15 PM (weeaD)

203 Taverns have wenchwomen.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 16, 2024 02:13 PM

Same as in town.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 16, 2024 02:15 PM (SzI2j)

204 Taint?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 16, 2024 02:15 PM (hirWM)

205 Dolley has to fast today for a medical thing tomorrow, so I am fasting along with her.

Though, I have not told her, and I don't think she knows that I'm doing it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Dude, you need to go after all the good-husband points you can. Especially after that garage-door incident.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 16, 2024 02:15 PM (9yWhg)

206 Trazadone is prescribed as a sleep aid for people that have trouble with the normal sleeping pill, ???

It's popular, but causes some people to do activities in their sleep, like sleep walking.

Posted by: rd at January 16, 2024 02:15 PM (gu3eD)

207 Fani Willis was busy getting her fani willis’d.

Posted by: Crazy to be sane at January 16, 2024 02:15 PM (rfA/S)

208
Power is out. Propane level down to 8%. Helluva day.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2024 02:15 PM (GhIr5)

209 PSA

“We Have Committed That 50% of The Class Will Be Women and People of Color” – United Airlines CEO Admits to DEI Quota Because There are too Many White Men Flying Airplanes

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 16, 2024 02:16 PM (eYF7X)

210 For the same reason that there is no such thing as a "conwoman" or "chairwoman" or "sokeswoman." Those words can be used, but it's stupid and pointless.
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Please address your point to the Chair. Thank you.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 16, 2024 02:16 PM (fs1hN)

211 205 Dude, you need to go after all the good-husband points you can. Especially after that garage-door incident.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 16, 2024 02:15 PM (9yWhg)

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I have other, worse sins.

She'll find out eventually. Probably around dinner time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 16, 2024 02:16 PM (GBKbO)

212 Didn't The Riddler's henchmen wear uniforms with questions mark all over them?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 16, 2024 02:16 PM (yyfQG)

213 "Henchman" is, like most things like it, a case of the inclusive masculine in our language. "She's a nasty henchman" is just as legitimate as "he's a nasty henchman."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

She's a bad mama jama is NOT the female equivalent of the above.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2024 02:16 PM (qoGsy)

214 Madison, did you fuck up the garage door?

Posted by: Steve Kroft at January 16, 2024 02:16 PM (R4t5M)

215 >>>187 Ace!
http://tinyurl.com/3b87rehz
Good for an extra bit in a Disney or entertainment thread.

LOL

Chris Gore speculated, and this now appears much more solid a speculation, that the feminist activist director went rogue to do her own freelance promotion of the movie because executives were considering cancelling it and she wanted to make it impossible to cancel. Guess she failed.

Posted by: ace at January 16, 2024 02:16 PM (KRtlO)

216 Power is out. Propane level down to 8%. Helluva day.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2024 02:15 PM (GhIr5)



Power has stayed up all day. Have the house up to 62 and holding for now.

Awaiting the new control board to arrive to see if that fixes anything.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 16, 2024 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)

217 191 Those grapes don't have a chance.
Posted by: Oh, the tonnage! at January 16, 2024 02:13 PM (NBVIP)

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They're full of wrath.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 16, 2024 02:14 PM

Now you're just raisin hell.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 16, 2024 02:16 PM (SzI2j)

218 What is a Christian nationalist?

Let's break it down

Christian: White person who hates brown people and gays.

Nationalist: Hitler was a nationalist.

So a christian nationalist is a racist white hitler.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 16, 2024 02:17 PM (2ovLw)

219 What the hell is a Christian Nationalist?

Someone with limited vision?

Posted by: Jerusalem or Bust
Deus Vult at January 16, 2024 02:17 PM (pjs7m)

220 Thankfully, Food Delivery is not a thing I can get here.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2024 02:17 PM (RVloE)

221
They're full of wrath.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 16, 2024 02:14 PM

Now you're just raisin hell.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 16, 2024 02:16 PM (SzI2j)



Stay away from the ants on a log during floods.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 16, 2024 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)

222 I wonder if their strategy at this point is to get the case dropped, if only to plant a seed of doubt in some voters' minds.

It never went to trial and there was no decided verdict one way or the other, so Trump *could* still be guilty, but it was never quite proven, thanks to those dastardly Republicans who noticed all of her unethical and illegal behaviors...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 16, 2024 02:17 PM (BpYfr)

223 215 Chris Gore speculated, and this now appears much more solid a speculation, that the feminist activist director went rogue to do her own freelance promotion of the movie because executives were considering cancelling it and she wanted to make it impossible to cancel. Guess she failed.
Posted by: ace at January 16, 2024 02:16 PM (KRtlO)

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It's about project 15 that's just been canceled since the last movie.

The pre-production costs on things not made must be dizzying.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 16, 2024 02:17 PM (GBKbO)

224 This bikini brunette in a pool is less than pleased that the Soros approach of prosecutorial subversion was so successful:
http://tiny.cc/cif6wz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 16, 2024 02:17 PM (C19Uv)

225 Didn't The Riddler's henchmen wear uniforms with questions mark all over them?
Posted by: Northernlurker

I wonder how many pussies Catwoman had?

Posted by: Zombie Mrs. Slocombe at January 16, 2024 02:17 PM (qoGsy)

226 >>> Fani Willis was busy getting her fani willis’d.
Posted by: Crazy to be sane at January 16, 2024 02:15 PM (rfA/S)

Whatchoo talkin bout?

Posted by: Gary Coleman at January 16, 2024 02:18 PM (Y6IkP)

227 Power is out. Propane level down to 8%. Helluva day.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Reap what you sow, Rethuglican! Bet you wish you had invested the negligible cost for solar and wind generators, along with a non-Tesla power wall equivalent!!!

Posted by: Green WEF cultists at January 16, 2024 02:18 PM (JCZqz)

228

But what role can liz cheney play in 2024?!?!

Posted by: Upchuck Todd at January 16, 2024 02:18 PM (8W8Zr)

229 225
Just the one

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at January 16, 2024 02:18 PM (dzZCL)

230 224 This bikini brunette in a pool is less than pleased that the Soros approach of prosecutorial subversion was so successful:
http://tiny.cc/cif6wz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 16, 2024 02:17 PM (C19Uv)

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Terrible taste in jewelry.

3/10

Would not bang.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 16, 2024 02:18 PM (GBKbO)

231 I've often wished to become a henchman.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2024
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There are more openings for Obsequious Yes-Men.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 16, 2024


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And as a henchman you actually have to *do* stuff, most of it nefarious. Like kidnapping girlfriends or threatening children to keep their mouths shut, stuff like that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 16, 2024 02:18 PM (J2vNu)

232 >>>3 "Henchman" is, like most things like it, a case of the inclusive masculine in our language. "She's a nasty henchman" is just as legitimate as "he's a nasty henchman."

just want to point out that the etymology of "man" is "one" or "person," not masculine man. In old English, "man" meant any person and to indicate a man-man you'd say "WER-man" (from which we get werewolf, or man-wolf) and to say woman you'd say "wif-man," which is obviously a cognate with "wife."

Posted by: ace at January 16, 2024 02:18 PM (KRtlO)

233 Chris Gore speculated, and this now appears much more solid a speculation, that the feminist activist director went rogue to do her own freelance promotion of the movie because executives were considering cancelling it and she wanted to make it impossible to cancel. Guess she failed.
Posted by: ace at January 16, 2024 02:16 PM (KRtlO)
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That play used to work. Disney must be getting worried about not having any successful projects in recent memory.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 16, 2024 02:18 PM (C19Uv)

234 I had blank pages

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2024 02:18 PM (uyR2g)

235 Fani's Taint is going to be a hilarious headline when the the special prosecutor's ex-wife supplies the pictures from her PI.

Posted by: Spiff The Spaceman at January 16, 2024 02:19 PM (evaxF)

236 How did the formerly great state of Georgia turn into a bunch of pussies who resemble NY and led by simps and electoral frauds like Kemp and Raffensberger?
Posted by: Marcus T at January 16, 2024 02:08 PM (H/XYA)

My guess is one word: Atlanta.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 16, 2024 02:19 PM (BdMk6)

237 DOW -377 and falling. Ooof

Biden's great economy.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 16, 2024 02:19 PM (eYF7X)

238 This bikini brunette in a pool is less than pleased that the Soros approach of prosecutorial subversion was so successful:
http://tiny.cc/cif6wz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


She looks lost in thought. Of me.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 16, 2024 02:19 PM (9yWhg)

239 I cross-posted the subway story elsewhere ... look foolish.
gah ! Always check the date !

Posted by: McCool at January 16, 2024 02:19 PM (Faee9)

240 just want to point out that the etymology of "man" is "one" or "person," not masculine man. In old English, "man" meant any person and to indicate a man-man you'd say "WER-man" (from which we get werewolf, or man-wolf) and to say woman you'd say "wif-man," which is obviously a cognate with "wife."
Posted by: ace at January 16, 2024 02:18 PM (KRtlO)
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Yup.

"Henchhuman" doesn't have the same ring to it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 16, 2024 02:19 PM (C19Uv)

241 Good evening this is your captain Shawanda Jackson. We fly in’ up to - were the fuck we going again? Iowa? With all them crackers? Nah uh. Fuck that shit. Im out. Peace y’all.

Posted by: Your next United flight at January 16, 2024 02:19 PM (8kRtb)

242 >>>It's about project 15 that's just been canceled since the last movie.

what's project 15? Is that in the article?

Posted by: ace at January 16, 2024 02:19 PM (KRtlO)

243 Aside from the Pixar movie, is there a difference between a minion and a henchman? "Henchman" sounds sinister, and "minion" doesn't.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 16, 2024 02:19 PM (J2vNu)

244 233 That play used to work. Disney must be getting worried about not having any successful projects in recent memory.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 16, 2024 02:18 PM (C19Uv)

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The disastrous release of Soul this weekend must have rattled some people.

I mean, they wouldn't have expected #1, despite the relatively quiet nature of the box office right now, but $99 per theater is an embarrassment.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 16, 2024 02:19 PM (GBKbO)

245 The disastrous release of Soul this weekend must have rattled some people.

I mean, they wouldn't have expected #1, despite the relatively quiet nature of the box office right now, but $99 per theater is an embarrassment.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 16, 2024 02:19 PM (GBKbO)
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LOL. That's amazing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 16, 2024 02:20 PM (C19Uv)

246 "Henchhuman" doesn't have the same ring to it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

"Henchperson" is even worse.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2024 02:20 PM (qoGsy)

247 242 >>>It's about project 15 that's just been canceled since the last movie.

what's project 15? Is that in the article?
Posted by: ace at January 16, 2024 02:19 PM (KRtlO)

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Bad language on my part.

It is roughly the fifteenth project previously announced that has fallen apart before going before cameras.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 16, 2024 02:20 PM (GBKbO)

248
But what role can liz cheney play in 2024?!?!
washed up lesbian?

Posted by: Spiff The Spaceman at January 16, 2024 02:20 PM (evaxF)

249 and to say woman you'd say "wif-man,"
Posted by: ace


And "wif-man" became "woman."


Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 16, 2024 02:20 PM (9yWhg)

250 >>>
I've been wrong before but when bad people make even badder decisions it's not always because they're stupid. Sometimes they have a gun to their head.

Posted by: Divide by Zero a
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A gun to their head and a little boy on their hip.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2024 02:21 PM (jaRIy)

251 Fani breaks silence, and wind

Posted by: Nate Nasty Wade at January 16, 2024 02:21 PM (NtVYv)

252 >>>243 Aside from the Pixar movie, is there a difference between a minion and a henchman? "Henchman" sounds sinister, and "minion" doesn't.

minion totally sounds sinister to me. Maybe not as sinister as henchman. Maybe henchman suggests someone higher up in the heirarchy and minion is more of a scrub, but both, to me, suggest criminal activity and skulduggery.

Posted by: ace at January 16, 2024 02:21 PM (KRtlO)

253 But what role can liz cheney play in 2024?!?!
Posted by: Upchuck Todd at January 16, 2024 02:18 PM (8W8Zr)
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The Hindenburg.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 16, 2024 02:21 PM (weeaD)

254 I mean, they wouldn't have expected #1, despite the relatively quiet nature of the box office right now, but $99 per theater is an embarrassment.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

The theater made more $$ in popcorn sales.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2024 02:21 PM (qoGsy)

255 "Henchperson" is even worse.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2024 02:20 PM (qoGsy)
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IT'S HENCHPERSYN, YOU BIGOT!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 16, 2024 02:21 PM (C19Uv)

256 >>>And "wif-man" became "woman."


right.

Posted by: ace at January 16, 2024 02:21 PM (KRtlO)

257 Taking pills to go to sleep worked out good for Elvis and Michael.

Posted by: DOYLE at January 16, 2024 02:21 PM (Z8Yh2)

258 I've often wished to become a henchman.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2024
*
There are more openings for Obsequious Yes-Men.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 16, 2024

***
And as a henchman you actually have to *do* stuff, most of it nefarious. Like kidnapping girlfriends or threatening children to keep their mouths shut, stuff like that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 16, 2024


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Lex Luthor's Otis: henchman, minion, or obsequious yes-man? Discuss.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 16, 2024 02:21 PM (J2vNu)

259 So, she shouldn't resign because of unethical behavior, but because that behavior was discovered and might prevent Democrats from punishing a political rival.

Did I get that right?

Posted by: 29Victor at January 16, 2024 02:21 PM (M+gBW)

260
It's popular, but causes some people to do activities in their sleep, like sleep walking.

Posted by: rd at January 16, 2024 02:15 PM


Recently lost a 50 something year old priest in my area to forced retirement because he went sleep walking. Naked. Caught on someones camera.

You could never convince me sleep walking is real until I woke up one night outside my own front door, naked, wondering why my alarm system was screaming bloody murder. WTF???!!!!

To take a prescription with that side effect is tempting fate.

Posted by: Public Service Announcement at January 16, 2024 02:22 PM (nIvob)

261 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE, ONE OF ATLANTA'S MORE PRESTIGEGOUS NEIGHBORHOODS IS CALLED BUCKHEAD.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 16, 2024 02:22 PM (eYF7X)

262 Aside from the Pixar movie, is there a difference between a minion and a henchman? "Henchman" sounds sinister, and "minion" doesn't.


I prefer "myrmidon."

And I have always maintained the only reason for making "Despicable Me" was the Minions.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 16, 2024 02:22 PM (9yWhg)

263 She looks lost in thought. Of me.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 16, 2024 02:19 PM (9yWhg)

She's trying to remember the two minutes she spent with some Moron.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 16, 2024 02:22 PM (yyfQG)

264 >>.
It is roughly the fifteenth project previously announced that has fallen apart before going before cameras.

oh okay. is that counting all the Fake Trilogies as three separate projects or as just one project?

Posted by: ace at January 16, 2024 02:22 PM (KRtlO)

265 257
They're still sleeping

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at January 16, 2024 02:22 PM (dzZCL)

266 243 Aside from the Pixar movie, is there a difference between a minion and a henchman? "Henchman" sounds sinister, and "minion" doesn't.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 16, 2024 02:19 PM (J2vNu)

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That's a Universal/Illumination joint.

Now, having gone through Minion metamorphosis and Villain-Con training just this weekend at Universal Studios along with my children, I have some knowledge on the subject.

Minions are Gru's henchmen, but there is a large market for henchmen to find their right boss. Life is better with a boss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 16, 2024 02:22 PM (GBKbO)

267 But what role can liz cheney play in 2024?!?!
washed up lesbian?
Posted by: Spiff The Spaceman

Low rent, more embarrassing Evan McMullin?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 16, 2024 02:22 PM (JCZqz)

268 Person of Hench.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 16, 2024 02:22 PM (aD39U)

269 248
But what role can liz cheney play in 2024?!?!
washed up lesbian?
Posted by: Spiff The Spaceman at January 16, 2024 02:20 PM (evaxF)

I was thinking she could fill the role of Groom of the Stool.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 16, 2024 02:23 PM (N39Ws)

270
To take a prescription with that side effect is tempting fate.
Posted by: Public Service Announcement at January 16, 2024 02:22 PM (nIvob)



Take Ambien, drink whiskey for a while, then wake up the next day and have your friends tell you what you did.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 16, 2024 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

271 I'm so pathetic. I'll literally door dash anything now. I just doordashed sandwiches to myself.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 16, 2024 02:01 PM (Y6IkP)


You're not a true Moron until you use Drizly to get a gallon jug of Val-U-Rite delivered.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 16, 2024 02:23 PM (Q0kLU)

272 Atlanta had some crazy growth from the 90s on. It was northern white liberals moving there as well as a lot of blacks from other parts of the south and northern cities. Add in a few hundred thousand illegals statewide as well.

Hence, it’s a reliable Democrat state now and will only get worse. The old Georgia that everyone thinks of when they think Georgia no longer exists.

Posted by: Montec at January 16, 2024 02:23 PM (8kRtb)

273 254 I mean, they wouldn't have expected #1, despite the relatively quiet nature of the box office right now, but $99 per theater is an embarrassment.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

The theater made more $$ in popcorn sales.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2024 02:21 PM (qoGsy)

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Theaters always make more in popcorn sales. They don't make a whole lot on ticket prices, especially in early runs, and they have to make it up in concessions.

One large popcorn sale pays for an entire industrial sized bag of kernels.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 16, 2024 02:23 PM (GBKbO)

274 She's trying to remember the two minutes she spent with some Moron.
Posted by: Northernlurker

A Moron lasted two minutes?!

Show off!!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2024 02:23 PM (qoGsy)

275 You don't really want to make Trazodone an every night thing.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 16, 2024 02:23 PM (2ovLw)

276 And "wif-man" became "woman."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 16, 2024 02:20 PM (9yWhg)
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Speaking of whiffy women, I've been seeing commercials for "full body" deodorant products for women. They're really unsettling. They star women who I think are *supposed* to be being coy but come across as goblins with bad hygiene in need of a crutch. I don't imagine that's what they're actually going for, but it's what I see in the ads. They missed the mark.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 16, 2024 02:23 PM (C19Uv)

277 A DA is forced to talk to God to find her equal.

--Fanni Willis reading from the Braveheart script.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 16, 2024 02:23 PM (87r1r)

278 I prefer "myrmidon."

I thought myrmidons were Achilles soldiers in the Trojan war.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 16, 2024 02:24 PM (yyfQG)

279 I'm more glad now than ever that I turned down a promotion and transfer to Atlanta.

Posted by: Titanium White at January 16, 2024 02:24 PM (/2Hy+)

280 I got my wife out of the house for the first time in several days. She hates the cold. Today it's 12 degrees with a "feels like" temp of around 4. Walked about a half mile around the property. No break in the sub-freezing temps for another 5-6 days.

Cabin fever is setting in.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 16, 2024 02:24 PM (Q4IgG)

281 >>>257 Taking pills to go to sleep worked out good for Elvis and Michael.

being someone suffering from chronic under-sleep is pretty unhealthy too, though

half a year ago I had a really bad bout where I was getting 4 or 4 1/2 hours per night. I was an absolute wreck.

Posted by: ace at January 16, 2024 02:24 PM (KRtlO)

282 Just what is a "hench" anyway?

Posted by: Since we're on the subject at January 16, 2024 02:24 PM (NBVIP)

283 wow - just saw a note that Israel estimates that they have discovered at least 5,700 separate tunnel entrances, and now believe there were at least 450 miles of tunnels in an area that was only 25 miles long. Some of it was dug with very expensive tunnel boring equipment; also, the project to flood the tunnels has failed and has been abandoned. (didn't say why, but I can guess some reasons)

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2024 02:24 PM (i9ffA)

284 Person of Hench.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 16, 2024 02:22 PM (aD39U)
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THANK YOU!

Finally, somebody remembers to use people-first language!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 16, 2024 02:24 PM (C19Uv)

285 I give it a week before Liz announces a 3rd party run to save our democracy.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 16, 2024 02:24 PM (2ovLw)

286 264 >>.
It is roughly the fifteenth project previously announced that has fallen apart before going before cameras.

oh okay. is that counting all the Fake Trilogies as three separate projects or as just one project?
Posted by: ace at January 16, 2024 02:22 PM (KRtlO)

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The Johnson trilogy. The Game of Thrones guys' movie. The Boba Fett film (that became the show). It's a bunch. 15 may be a little high, but there could be as many as a dozen that have been announced and then just quietly disappeared.

Plus, The Acolyte is still eating money without a release on Disney+.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 16, 2024 02:24 PM (GBKbO)

287 A DA is forced to talk to God to find her equal.

Hello God, It's me Fani....

Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2024 02:24 PM (n2vyf)

288 "So Trump henchmen make an accusation, and she has to prove they are wrong?"

No, she can Deny Deny Deny ... which is the typical response for corrupt Dems. Then she will have all media covering up her corruption, and she blames "racism".

Posted by: illiniwek at January 16, 2024 02:25 PM (Cus5s)

289 Maybe henchman suggests someone higher up in the heirarchy and minion is more of a scrub, but both, to me, suggest criminal activity and skulduggery.

Posted by: ace at January 16, 2024 02:21 PM (KRtlO)

That's what I was thinking.

Posted by: excited pookysgirl at January 16, 2024 02:25 PM (dtlDP)

290 But what role can liz cheney play in 2024?!?!
washed up lesbian?
Posted by: Spiff The Spaceman at January 16, 2024 02:20 PM (evaxF)

I was thinking she could fill the role of Groom of the Stool.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 16, 2024 02:23 PM (N39Ws)



Pissboy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 16, 2024 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

291 My mom uses trazadone nightly too.

She did grow a tail. But now we all know when she's happy.

Posted by: More seriously, she's used it a long time without incident at January 16, 2024 02:25 PM (pjs7m)

292 "Henchman" sounds sinister, and "minion" doesn't.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 16, 2024 02:19 PM (J2vNu)
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Henchman, in one etymology, is a Scots coinage meaning, "a man who stands by his master's haunch," i.e., a close personal servant.

Minion comes from the French "mignon" - sweetheart - and was applied to the many pretty young men that the flamboyantly non-manly Henri III surrounded himself with. It made its way across the Channel in Elizabethan times. If you read English literature of that time, understand that the word has the distinct subtext of "butt-boy."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 16, 2024 02:25 PM (weeaD)

293 Aside from the Pixar movie, is there a difference between a minion and a henchman? "Henchman" sounds sinister, and "minion" doesn't.
*
I prefer "myrmidon."

And I have always maintained the only reason for making "Despicable Me" was the Minions.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 16, 2024


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The Myrmidons were Achilles' fighting men -- enchanted into human form from that of ants, thus the name (myrmex in Greek), right? I've seen the term used more benignly, describing a police inspector's investigators as "myrmidons."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 16, 2024 02:25 PM (J2vNu)

294 Dump a load in Fani

Dump a load for free

Dump a load in Faniiiiiiiiiii

Cut a check (cut a check) to meeeeee

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at January 16, 2024 02:26 PM (5C4od)

295 285...
She might be able to run to the toilet or refrigerator but that's as far as she gets before she's out of breath.

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at January 16, 2024 02:26 PM (dzZCL)

296 How come, God, the same Black man I hired was acceptable when a Republican in another country hired him and paid him twice the rate?

Holy shit, you paid half the bill in vag?!

Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2024 02:26 PM (g4WLj)

297 So Trump henchmen make an accusation, and she has to prove they are wrong?
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison

Just be glad there are no Trump Henchmen at AoS anymore, or bad things could happen.

Bad things.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at January 16, 2024 02:26 PM (vcOmj)

298 >>>284 Person of Hench.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 16, 2024 02:22 PM (aD39U)
++++
THANK YOU!

Finally, somebody remembers to use people-first language!

...

Thank you for the Respect.

Posted by: Henchman Number 24 at January 16, 2024 02:26 PM (KRtlO)

299 I was thinking she could fill the role of Groom of the Stool.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 16, 2024 02:23 PM (N39Ws)

Wouldn't that just be her husband?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 16, 2024 02:26 PM (9UlRk)

300 think are *supposed* to be being coy but come across as goblins with bad hygiene in need of a crutch. I don't imagine that's what they're actually going for, but it's what I see in the ads. They missed the mark.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 16, 2024 02:23 PM (C19Uv)

Fanni uses this on her fanny

Posted by: Nate Nasty Wade at January 16, 2024 02:26 PM (NtVYv)

301 My mom uses trazadone nightly too.

She did grow a tail. But now we all know when she's happy.
Posted by: More seriously, she's used it a long time without incident at January 16, 2024


***
* applause *

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 16, 2024 02:26 PM (J2vNu)

302 Charlie Daniel's predicted this in rhyme. Country Nostradamus.
De Debil went down to Georgia
He lookin a soul to steal

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 16, 2024 02:26 PM (hirWM)

303 It is but it has the side effect of helping insomniacs sleep. It's a great drug. As for overuse, my doctors always say it's safe to up the dosage on my own as needed. It's a drug that's been around since the 60s and it is known to be pretty safe.

i recommend any insomniacs ask their doctors about it.


Fair enough. I know many anti-depressants can cause suicidal thoughts and other nasty side effects if you go up or down in dosage even a little bit. It sounds like you and your doctor have it handled, though. That's great to hear.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 16, 2024 02:26 PM (Odg76)

304 283 wow - just saw a note that Israel estimates that they have discovered at least 5,700 separate tunnel entrances, and now believe there were at least 450 miles of tunnels in an area that was only 25 miles long.
Posted by: Tom Servo

How can there by 450 miles of tunnels in an area 25 miles long? Sounds like Jew math and misinformation, manipulated and propagated by the Jew media!

Posted by: Rev. Al Sharpton at January 16, 2024 02:26 PM (JCZqz)

305 I identify as a henchwoman of color.

Posted by: Montec at January 16, 2024 02:26 PM (8kRtb)

306
I reckon liz cheney can play with rolls all she wants in '24.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 16, 2024 02:27 PM (8W8Zr)

307 This just end. Fani Willis has been chosen to be the next president of Harvard.

You laugh ....

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 16, 2024 02:27 PM (VIIPP)

308 276 And "wif-man" became "woman."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 16, 2024 02:20 PM (9yWhg)
++++
Speaking of whiffy women, I've been seeing commercials for "full body" deodorant products for women. They're really unsettling. They star women who I think are *supposed* to be being coy but come across as goblins with bad hygiene in need of a crutch. I don't imagine that's what they're actually going for, but it's what I see in the ads. They missed the mark.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 16, 2024 02:23 PM (C19Uv)
_____________

I think they're looking to expand the market from similar men's products (Axe body spray) to women. But yea, every time I see one of these ads, I think it's for smelly dudes with bad hygiene. I haven't seen any of the women's ads.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 16, 2024 02:27 PM (iFTx/)

309 Lackey is a minion that gets no respect.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 16, 2024 02:27 PM (aD39U)

310 I thought henchmen helped build Stone Hench.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 16, 2024 02:27 PM (yyfQG)

311 o, she shouldn't resign because of unethical behavior, but because that behavior was discovered and might prevent Democrats from punishing a political rival.

Did I get that right?
Posted by: 29Victor at January 16, 2024 02:21 PM (M+gBW)

Yeah. That's pretty much it.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 16, 2024 02:27 PM (BdMk6)

312 I mean, they wouldn't have expected #1, despite the relatively quiet nature of the box office right now, but $99 per theater is an embarrassment

-

You just don't understand how entertainment works in a booming economy, jack!

Posted by: Nikki Haley - DeSantis is losing to Nikki and it's Trump's fault at January 16, 2024 02:27 PM (+RC1q)

313 half a year ago I had a really bad bout where I was getting 4 or 4 1/2 hours per night. I was an absolute wreck.
Posted by: ace at January 16, 2024 02:24 PM (KRtlO)

Have tried to reset your body clock by staying up at least 24 hours to the time you want to start your seep cycle?

Posted by: Titanium White at January 16, 2024 02:28 PM (/2Hy+)

314 306 She's made up of a pile of rolls

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at January 16, 2024 02:28 PM (dzZCL)

315 Button Man.

The boss says push a button on a guy, I do.

Posted by: Willie Cicci at January 16, 2024 02:28 PM (Z8Yh2)

316 Sorry you couldn't pay me enough to go on a "business trip with benefits" with Fani Willis...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2024 02:28 PM (ibTVg)

317 Thank you for the Respect.
Posted by: Henchman Number 24

You're messing with my gig, buster.

Posted by: Otter 841 at January 16, 2024 02:28 PM (vcOmj)

318 United's CEO's mindthink:

In August 2021, Kirby told Axios about his decision to mandate all United employees to get the COVID-19 vaccine, saying he's had dozens of employees die from COVID "and 100% of them are unvaccinated." Hmmm, really?

Posted by: Cheri at January 16, 2024 02:28 PM (oiNtH)

319 I did predict yesterday that this whoring cum dumpster skank was toast . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 16, 2024 02:28 PM (iFTx/)

320 You're not a true Moron until you use Drizly to get a gallon jug of Val-U-Rite delivered.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 16, 2024


***
"Ding-dong, it's Drizly"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 16, 2024 02:28 PM (J2vNu)

321 All the earmarks of a Russian op.

Posted by: The Media at January 16, 2024 02:28 PM (XeU6L)

322 I just want be one of the guys that carries bodybags and carts around toxic barrels. Way down in the minion hierarchy. That seems to be the sweet spot.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 16, 2024 02:29 PM (Y6IkP)

323 319 I did predict yesterday that this whoring cum dumpster skank was toast . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 16, 2024 02:28 PM (iFTx/)

========

And I predict that she will run for president in 2028 and raise at least $5 million for her campaign.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 16, 2024 02:29 PM (GBKbO)

324 All the earmarks of a Russian op.
Posted by: The Media at January 16, 2024 02:28 PM (XeU6L)
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Lol. That damn "earmarks" thing.

What a bunch of 'tards.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 16, 2024 02:29 PM (C19Uv)

325 she shouldn't resign because of unethical behavior, but because that behavior was discovered and might prevent Democrats from punishing a political rival.

Did I get that right?
Posted by: 29Victor

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ctl+f:
black woman


But you got 40% or so right

Posted by: Nikki Haley - DeSantis is losing to Nikki and it's Trump's fault at January 16, 2024 02:29 PM (+RC1q)

326 And I have always maintained the only reason for making "Despicable Me" was the Minions.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


9times / 10 it's the smaller licensors who tell the studio they're only going to make the cute characters into merch because they know the other characters won't sell for shit.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 16, 2024 02:29 PM (IG4Id)

327 >>>I think they're looking to expand the market from similar men's products (Axe body spray) to women. But yea, every time I see one of these ads, I think it's for smelly dudes with bad hygiene.

I use Axe Body Spray because it's classy.

Posted by: ace at January 16, 2024 02:29 PM (KRtlO)

328 Ace beat me to the linguistics.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 16, 2024 02:29 PM (KAi1n)

329 Ace, the magnesium works wonders for me and I don't believe in any of that supplement stuff

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 16, 2024 02:29 PM (NtVYv)

330 Georgia voters elected Cynthia McKinney and Hank Johnson

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 16, 2024 02:29 PM (eYF7X)

331 How can there by 450 miles of tunnels in an area 25 miles long? Sounds like Jew math and misinformation, manipulated and propagated by the Jew media!
Posted by: Rev. Al Sharpton at January 16, 2024 02:26 PM (JCZqz)

heh. Speaking of myrmidons, the maps they've released really do look like anthills underneath their cities. 50 meters underneath Khan Yunis they discovered a sophisticated guided missile manufacturing facility, completel with living quarters for those working iin it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2024 02:29 PM (i9ffA)

332
When it comes to exercise and sleep? I'm the official AoS expert on the topic!

You never know what the hell is gonna happen. Sometimes 8 wonderful hours without a single pee break. Sometimes 2 hours.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 16, 2024 02:30 PM (nIvob)

333 Ryan Girdusky has an article in the Spectator about his experience as a minor advisor to the DeSantis campaign. He's not complimentary.

https://t.co/47M1vIf3gb

Posted by: bonhomme at January 16, 2024 02:30 PM (Odg76)

334 323 319 I did predict yesterday that this whoring cum dumpster skank was toast . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 16, 2024 02:28 PM (iFTx/)

========

And I predict that she will run for president in 2028 and raise at least $5 million for her campaign.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 16, 2024 02:29 PM (GBKbO)
_______________

We both could very well be correct . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 16, 2024 02:30 PM (iFTx/)

335
9times / 10 it's the smaller licensors who tell the studio they're only going to make the cute characters into merch because they know the other characters won't sell for shit.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 16, 2024 02:29 PM (IG4Id)



Merchandising!!!!

Posted by: Yogurt at January 16, 2024 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)

336 306
I reckon liz cheney can play with rolls all she wants in '24.
Posted by: Soothsayer

Like, from a bakery...or her back?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 16, 2024 02:30 PM (JCZqz)

337
"'Henge' is possibly an Old English word for 'hanging' or 'suspended', and the common interpretation is that the name means 'the Hanging Stones', referring to the huge lintels suspended in space."

Posted by: ace at January 16, 2024 02:30 PM (KRtlO)

338 Stoned-hench.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 16, 2024 02:31 PM (2yu8s)

339 I think they're looking to expand the market from similar men's products (Axe body spray) to women. But yea, every time I see one of these ads, I think it's for smelly dudes with bad hygiene. I haven't seen any of the women's ads.
Posted by: Elric Blade
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One word: Buttcrack

Posted by: Lume at January 16, 2024 02:31 PM (XeU6L)

340 Kemp is in Davos, Switzerland attending the WEF conference. Because of course he is.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2024 02:06 PM (ZLI7S)

All good Communists have to be there.

Vlad Putin could do the world a solid by dropping a nuke on Davos right now. What's Switzerland going to do, void the warranty on his Rolex?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2024 02:31 PM (tkR6S)

341 In August 2021, Kirby told Axios about his decision to mandate all United employees to get the COVID-19 vaccine, saying he's had dozens of employees die from COVID

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24 / 92,000

Posted by: Nikki Haley - DeSantis is losing to Nikki and it's Trump's fault at January 16, 2024 02:31 PM (+RC1q)

342 Georgia voters elected Cynthia McKinney and Hank Johnson

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 16, 2024 02:29 PM (eYF7X)




*runs screaming from room*

*causes earthquake*

Posted by: Stacy Abrams at January 16, 2024 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)

343 "'Henge' is possibly an Old English word for 'hanging' or 'suspended', and the common interpretation is that the name means 'the Hanging Stones', referring to the huge lintels suspended in space."
Posted by: ace at January 16, 2024 02:30 PM (KRtlO)
++++
Your town had a plain wooden gallows.

My town had a fancy hangin' stone!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 16, 2024 02:31 PM (C19Uv)

344
Feminists don't just complain about shaving their legs...they also complain about wearing deodorant. Its male patriarchal oppression or something even though men wear it as well.

I went to college with one of these winners who also only bathed about one a week to save da Erf.

Everyone avoided being near her as much as they could. You couldn't see the waves of stink...but it did bring to mind Pig Pen from Peanuts.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2024 02:31 PM (ibTVg)

345 334 We both could very well be correct . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 16, 2024 02:30 PM (iFTx/)

=======

It's true. Our predictions are not mutually exclusive.

She's going to be some minor star on the Democrat talking circuit for at least a couple of years, like Wendy Davis before her.

It will be her reward for taking one for the team.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 16, 2024 02:31 PM (GBKbO)

346 Some guys really go to town with the axe in the locker room. I'm three aisles away and I'm picking up this dude's bad life choices. Like they're fumigating the whole gym.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 16, 2024 02:32 PM (Y6IkP)

347 In August 2021, Kirby told Axios about his decision to mandate all United employees to get the COVID-19 vaccine, saying he's had dozens of employees die from COVID "and 100% of them are unvaccinated." Hmmm, really?
Posted by: Cheri at January 16, 2024 02:28 PM (oiNtH)

He misspoke. He meant to say all his employees were killed by J6 insurrectionists.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 16, 2024 02:32 PM (dGCAG)

348 328 Ace beat me to the linguistics.
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You have to be pretty cunning to beat ace to the lingua.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 16, 2024 02:32 PM (2yu8s)

349 In August 2021, Kirby told Axios about his decision to mandate all United employees to get the COVID-19 vaccine, saying he's had dozens of employees die from COVID "and 100% of them are unvaccinated." Hmmm, really?
Posted by: Cheri at January 16, 2024 02:28 PM (oiNtH)

Lying liars have to lie.

Posted by: Titanium White at January 16, 2024 02:32 PM (/2Hy+)

350 >>>> Some of it was dug with very expensive tunnel boring equipment; also, the project to flood the tunnels has failed and has been abandoned. (didn't say why, but I can guess some reasons)

Posted by: Tom Servo
---------------------

Yeah, a domino affect and the whole of Gaza will drop about six feet.
That's what they should do. Flooding then blowing up will expose more to flood and blow up.
Netanyahu said it would be no more - then do it.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2024 02:32 PM (jaRIy)

351 >> Kemp is in Davos, Switzerland attending the WEF conference. Because of course he is.


Putin could do the world a huge favor by bombing Davos.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2024 02:32 PM (RVloE)

352 Just what is a "hench" anyway?
Posted by: Since we're on the subject


If memory serves, it comes from Old English "hengist," "stallion." So, the armed retainers of a feudal lord who rode stallions.

And "myrmidons" were Achilles' men in the Trojan War. Having been formed from ants, they carried out orders, like soldier ants would, pitilessly and without mercy.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 16, 2024 02:32 PM (9yWhg)

353 327 >>>I think they're looking to expand the market from similar men's products (Axe body spray) to women. But yea, every time I see one of these ads, I think it's for smelly dudes with bad hygiene.

I use Axe Body Spray because it's classy.
Posted by: ace at January 16, 2024 02:29 PM (KRtlO)
_________

"Yo bro, like aiight? Axe is like totally da bomb, yo!"

-- Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 16, 2024 02:32 PM (iFTx/)

354 I just want be one of the guys that carries bodybags and carts around toxic barrels. Way down in the minion hierarchy. That seems to be the sweet spot.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 16, 2024


***
In one of the Man From U.N.C.L.E. original novels, a Thrush bigwig tells a minion of his, "You are a yellow, rum-dum underachiever." Sounds about right for the F. Joe administration. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 16, 2024 02:33 PM (J2vNu)

355 Hollywood's recent interest in Georgia should not be overlooked.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 16, 2024 02:33 PM (eYF7X)

356 337
"'Henge' is possibly an Old English word for 'hanging' or 'suspended', and the common interpretation is that the name means 'the Hanging Stones', referring to the huge lintels suspended in space."
Posted by: ace
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Sounds reasonable. Interestingly, the Brits refer to any arrangement of stones, and there are many about the countryside, as a 'henge'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2024 02:33 PM (XeU6L)

357 191 Those grapes don't have a chance.

Posted by: Oh, the tonnage! at January 16, 2024 02:13 PM (NBVIP)
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Two more vats with Lizzo and Stacey would have completed the tableau, mon amis.

Posted by: Ciampino - pourquois? at January 16, 2024 02:33 PM (qfLjt)

358 In August 2021, Kirby told Axios about his decision to mandate all United employees to get the COVID-19 vaccine, saying he's had dozens of employees die from COVID


What percentage had COVID and died from something else vs died from COVID?

Also, the clot should is going to kill far, far more then 12 of his employees.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2024 02:33 PM (ibTVg)

359 I got my wife out of the house for the first time in several days. She hates the cold. Today it's 12 degrees with a "feels like" temp of around 4. Walked about a half mile around the property. No break in the sub-freezing temps for another 5-6 days.

Cabin fever is setting in.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 16, 2024 02:24 PM

12 would feel really nice. Then again I am used to the cold.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 16, 2024 02:33 PM (SzI2j)

360 "Atlanta Georgia voters elected Cynthia McKinney and Hank Johnson

Posted by: Maj. Healey "

This is more accurate.

Posted by: fd at January 16, 2024 02:33 PM (vFG9F)

361 She may resign, but someone will replace her to keep the Trump lawfair rolling

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2024 02:34 PM (uyR2g)

362 She's going to be some minor star on the Democrat talking circuit for at least a couple of years, like Wendy Davis before her.

It will be her reward for taking one for the team.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 16, 2024 02:31 PM (GBKbO)

Unrelated, I'm sure, last I heard Anita Hill is an associate perfesser at some podunk law school somewhere.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 16, 2024 02:34 PM (dGCAG)

363 I went to college with one of these winners who also only bathed about one a week to save da Erf.

Everyone avoided being near her as much as they could. You couldn't see the waves of stink...but it did bring to mind Pig Pen from Peanuts.

--

Sounds like Hillary from her college days, according to those who knew her.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 16, 2024 02:34 PM (mupln)

364
So much seizing and pouncing by the right. They are the true villains of this story.
Posted by: Crazy to be sane at January 16, 2024 02:12 PM (rfA/S)



One of these days I'm going to publish my Right Wing Pouncing and Seizing CrossFit Workout tape and make a fortune.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 16, 2024 02:34 PM (n+4am)

365
Going outside is stupid. And gay.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 16, 2024 02:34 PM (8W8Zr)

366 Sounds reasonable. Interestingly, the Brits refer to any arrangement of stones, and there are many about the countryside, as a 'henge'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2024 02:33 PM (XeU6L)
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Don't forget me!

Posted by: Woodhenge at January 16, 2024 02:34 PM (weeaD)

367 361 She may resign, but someone will replace her to keep the Trump lawfair rolling
Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2024 02:34 PM (uyR2g)

Yup, but it might at least cause a delay till after the election

Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2024 02:34 PM (n2vyf)

368 I think they're looking to expand the market from similar men's products (Axe body spray) to women. But yea, every time I see one of these ads, I think it's for smelly dudes with bad hygiene. I haven't seen any of the women's ads.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 16, 2024 02:27 PM (iFTx/)


Lume deodorant. Damn commercials come on every five minutes.

"Pits, underboob, thigh fold, butt crack, feet."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 16, 2024 02:35 PM (Q0kLU)

369 And "myrmidons" were Achilles' men in the Trojan War. Having been formed from ants, they carried out orders, like soldier ants would, pitilessly and without mercy.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 16, 2024


***
"Hey, Mom? If you were going to transform some animals into soldiers for me, couldn't you have picked something with a little more personality? Dogs, maybe, or raccoons?"

Posted by: Achilles to his Mother Thetis at January 16, 2024 02:35 PM (J2vNu)

370 That fat f*ck was a district attorney?

I think she's a Soros DA, even. He's not sending his best.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 16, 2024 02:35 PM (2ocoG)

371 "How come, God, the same Black man I hired was acceptable when a Republican in another country hired him and paid him twice the rate?"

Someone should have asked her if the Republican was also f*cking the "Black man" and going on tropical vacations with him using thinly-laundered public money.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 16, 2024 02:35 PM (ou9hh)

372 In August 2021, Kirby told Axios about his decision to mandate all United employees to get the COVID-19 vaccine, saying he's had dozens of employees die from COVID "and 100% of them are unvaccinated." Hmmm, really?

--

Did he poll the dead people's families? Yeah, I'm sure...

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 16, 2024 02:35 PM (mupln)

373 I think she's a Soros DA, even. He's not sending his best.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 16, 2024 02:35 PM (2ocoG)

Which is the point

Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2024 02:35 PM (n2vyf)

374 Putin could do the world a huge favor by bombing Davos.
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2024 02:32 PM (RVloE)

Hmmm, more like a job for the Hooties?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 16, 2024 02:36 PM (dGCAG)

375
"Pits, underboob, thigh fold, butt crack, feet."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 16, 2024 02:35 PM (Q0kLU)



A commercial to which my niece replied "She shows her feet for FREE!!??"


I'm still not sure how to take that......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 16, 2024 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)

376
Any woman in need of a 'full body' deodorant is almost certain to have that chain of DNA come to a screeching halt.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 16, 2024 02:36 PM (nIvob)

377 356 337
"'Henge' is possibly an Old English word for 'hanging' or 'suspended', and the common interpretation is that the name means 'the Hanging Stones', referring to the huge lintels suspended in space."
Posted by: ace
--------

Sounds reasonable. Interestingly, the Brits refer to any arrangement of stones, and there are many about the countryside, as a 'henge'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2024 02:33 PM (XeU6L)
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They are trying to say 'hedge' but with their dental problems, the 'D' is hard to say and it's gummed out.

Posted by: Ciampino - pourquois? Voulez vous en peu du calcium? at January 16, 2024 02:36 PM (qfLjt)

378 >>Lume deodorant. Damn commercials come on every five minutes.


That Lady sounds unattractive. Doubly so whe she talks about her asscrack stench bothering her.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2024 02:36 PM (RVloE)

379 Lume deodorant. Damn commercials come on every five minutes.

"Pits, underboob, thigh fold, butt crack, feet."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 16, 2024


***
In later spots, the spokeswoman tells us (a) she's a doctor, and (b) she invented the product.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 16, 2024 02:36 PM (J2vNu)

380 "Lume deodorant. Damn commercials come on every five minutes."

72 hour deodorant. Don't stick around for the 73rd hour.

Posted by: fd at January 16, 2024 02:36 PM (vFG9F)

381 Maybe this is not a big deal, but I think GA got flipped to a purple state by incentivizing film and media companies to move there by giving them tax breaks. It happened years ago. A lot of companies moved there from high tax states like CA.
The Walking Dead production company for instance.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 16, 2024 02:36 PM (MeG8a)

382 Hey Fanny! We're hiring!

Posted by: Church's Fried Chicken at January 16, 2024 02:36 PM (515bZ)

383 We all know Trumped cheated yesterday.

Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at January 16, 2024 02:37 PM (fg2aY)

384 Kilmeade To Nikki Haley: How Does Placing Third In Iowa Make It A 2-Person Race?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 16, 2024 02:37 PM (eYF7X)

385 We had a hanging tree.
It's still alive in the town square.
waiting

Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2024 02:37 PM (jaRIy)

386
"I'd tell her to get out of the case. I really think that in this type of case, with these allegations, this case is bigger than any one prosecutor," Moore said.

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Not a word about the entire case being ridiculous bullshit. Just, how best to move the stinking mess forward.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 16, 2024 02:37 PM (qsezt)

387 Yuck.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at January 16, 2024 02:37 PM (ytSiK)

388
That Lady sounds unattractive. Doubly so whe she talks about her asscrack stench bothering her.
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2024 02:36 PM (RVloE)



I may need her to prove her underboob, however.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 16, 2024 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

389 Slowly, then all at once.

Posted by: fd at January 16, 2024 02:37 PM (vFG9F)

390 I think they're looking to expand the market from similar men's products (Axe body spray) to women. But yea, every time I see one of these ads, I think it's for smelly dudes with bad hygiene. I haven't seen any of the women's ads.
Posted by: Elric Blade

-

I saw one during a bowl game. The word "underboob" was used while the lady pretended to swipe a deodorant stick under her clothed breast.

I commented to my wife something like: Why would women want to disclose that? Men think women are beautiful and the closest thing to Heaven this side of Heaven. Why would women want to tell men "Oh dang, we stank errywhere, even under them titties!"

It would be like men admitting that they're not really doing much when they go out to the garage. Women know. Leave it alone. If someone needs all-over deodorant because they smell horrible everywhere, let them search for it. Stop advertising for it. Stop making women men.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - DeSantis is losing to Nikki and it's Trump's fault at January 16, 2024 02:37 PM (+RC1q)

391 So Wade's soon to be ex-wife is a henchman?
Posted by: Cheri at January 16, 2024 02:12 PM (oiNtH)

right now, she is a person of choler.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2024 02:37 PM (tkR6S)

392 Maybe this is not a big deal, but I think GA got flipped to a purple state by incentivizing film and media companies to move there by giving them tax breaks.

Yup. A lot of stuff is filmed there. Still not as much as Canada, but it's a lot.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 16, 2024 02:37 PM (2ocoG)

393 A commercial to which my niece replied "She shows her feet for FREE!!??"



Paging Wolfus Aurelius...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 16, 2024 02:38 PM (9yWhg)

394 Showering with soap and water must be a hard task to some people.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 16, 2024 02:38 PM (mupln)

395 -

Fani Willis?

I wouldn't tap that with a cockroach's ... uhhh ... errr ... cock.

Posted by: Marooned at January 16, 2024 02:38 PM (kt8QE)

396 Kilmeade To Nikki Haley: How Does Placing Third In Iowa Make It A 2-Person Race?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 16, 2024 02:37 PM (eYF7X)



They should've brought in the dude that attempted to give DeSantis a participation trophy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 16, 2024 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)

397 "Lume deodorant. Damn commercials come on every five minutes.

"Pits, underboob, thigh fold, butt crack, feet.""

Seriously, just wash.

Unless you are a hobo, or live in California, water is not scarce enough that you can't at least give yourself a swipe with a wet washcloth.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 16, 2024 02:38 PM (ou9hh)

398 190 Is there such a thing as a henchwoman?
Posted by: Not really sure at January 16, 2024 02:12 PM (NBVIP)
++++
No.

For the same reason that there is no such thing as a "conwoman" or "chairwoman" or "sokeswoman." Those words can be used, but it's stupid and pointless.

"Henchman" is, like most things like it, a case of the inclusive masculine in our language. "She's a nasty henchman" is just as legitimate as "he's a nasty henchman."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 16, 2024 02:13 PM (C19Uv)

Guys...
It's Henchmaiden.

Posted by: Inogame at January 16, 2024 02:38 PM (53oGX)

399 >>"I'd tell her to get out of the case. I really think that in this type of case, with these allegations, this case is bigger than any one prosecutor," Moore said.


Except, her resigning would disqualify her appointments.

Case would have to be quashed and re-filed.

And who in the fucking world is going to re-file that retarded ass crap?

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2024 02:38 PM (RVloE)

400 henge
noun a prehistoric monument consisting of a circle of stone or wooden uprights.

ORIGIN
C18: back-formation from the megalithic monument Stonehenge in Wiltshire, from Old English stan 'stone' + an element related to hengan 'to hang'.

Posted by: Ciampino - pourquois? Voulez vous en peu du calcium?! at January 16, 2024 02:38 PM (qfLjt)

401 A commercial to which my niece replied "She shows her feet for FREE!!??"

-

oooh, I'm going to do my best to remember that.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - DeSantis is losing to Nikki and it's Trump's fault at January 16, 2024 02:39 PM (+RC1q)

402 I may need her to prove her underboob, however.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 16, 2024 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)
-----------
OUT: Proof of life

IN: Proof of underboob

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 16, 2024 02:39 PM (weeaD)

403 A commercial to which my niece replied "She shows her feet for FREE!!??"
*
Paging Wolfus Aurelius...
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 16, 2024


***
That ad is way too much for me. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 16, 2024 02:39 PM (J2vNu)

404
I went to college with one of these winners who also only bathed about one a week to save da Erf.

Everyone avoided being near her as much as they could. You couldn't see the waves of stink...but it did bring to mind Pig Pen from Peanuts.



The last time I went to see David Lindley in concert (great show, by the way), I got stuck next to a 50+ yr old hippie chick who had that homeless hobo stank on her. Scary part is, she kept hitting on me during the breaks between songs.

I left a bit early when she started dancing in the aisle, spreading the cloud of stench.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 16, 2024 02:39 PM (n+4am)

405 Unless you are a hobo, or live in California, water is not scarce enough that you can't at least give yourself a swipe with a wet washcloth.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 16, 2024 02:38 PM (ou9hh)



Wash. Yo. Ass.

Posted by: Redd Foxx at January 16, 2024 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

406 "back-formation from the megalithic monument Stonehenge in Wiltshire"

Crackhenge

Posted by: Lumey Lady at January 16, 2024 02:39 PM (vFG9F)

407 would feel really nice. Then again I am used to the cold.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 16, 2024 02:33 PM (SzI2j)
----

Way back when I lived in MN, after extended periods of -10 and lower, the temp getting to O would feel warm. It was weird how the body could adjust to such things.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 16, 2024 02:39 PM (tT6L1)

408 375
"Pits, underboob, thigh fold, butt crack, feet."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 16, 2024 02:35 PM (Q0kLU)


A commercial to which my niece replied "She shows her feet for FREE!!??"


I'm still not sure how to take that......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 16, 2024 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)
_____

There's a whole nasty, creepy, subculture out there of men paying for pics of women's feet

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 16, 2024 02:40 PM (iFTx/)

409
And who in the fucking world is going to re-file that retarded ass crap?
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2024 02:38 PM (RVloE)



I get out soon......

Posted by: Michael Avanatti at January 16, 2024 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

410 Pyrsyn of Hench

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at January 16, 2024 02:40 PM (T/Lqj)

411 It would be like men admitting that they're not really doing much when they go out to the garage. Women know. Leave it alone. If someone needs all-over deodorant because they smell horrible everywhere, let them search for it. Stop advertising for it. Stop making women men.
Posted by: Nikki Haley - DeSantis is losing to Nikki and it's Trump's fault at January 16, 2024 02:37 PM

Bewb cheese. I denounce myself.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 16, 2024 02:40 PM (SzI2j)

412 It's Henchmaiden.


Actually, "hencemaiden." As in "go hence, maiden, and make me a sammich."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 16, 2024 02:40 PM (9yWhg)

413 >>381 Maybe this is not a big deal, but I think GA got flipped to a purple state by incentivizing film and media companies to move there by giving them tax breaks. It happened years ago. A lot of companies moved there from high tax states like CA.
The Walking Dead production company for instance.
Posted by: gourmand du jour

My old truck was in a couple of scenes of Heat Of The Night. They paid me to keep it parked on the town square.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 16, 2024 02:40 PM (eYF7X)

414 Lume deodorant. Damn commercials come on every five minutes.

"Pits, underboob, thigh fold, butt crack, feet."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 16, 2024

***
In later spots, the spokeswoman tells us (a) she's a doctor, and (b) she invented the product.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Ya she is now making a line for men called Mando

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 16, 2024 02:40 PM (MGB5H)

415 The future of our republic henches on 2024

Posted by: Nikki Haley - DeSantis is losing to Nikki and it's Trump's fault at January 16, 2024 02:40 PM (+RC1q)

416 _____

There's a whole nasty, creepy, subculture out there of men paying for pics of women's feet
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 16, 2024 02:40 PM (iFTx/)



I was a little more concerned about what my niece knows about it.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 16, 2024 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

417 What percentage had COVID and died from something else vs died from COVID?

Also, the clot should is going to kill far, far more then 12 of his employees.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2024 02:33 PM (ibTVg)

He's lying.

There's no evidence... none, zero, that anybody is more susceptible to Covid, based on whether they got the shot or not.

Any grouping of people, who are not statistically significant for a study, I don't care about your anecdotal "data." And any group that forms a large enough sample size, the differences in contracting the disease, in hospitalizations, in deaths melt away into nothing.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 16, 2024 02:41 PM (dGCAG)

418 -

Turn Georgia Red, (i.e. Republicvnt,)

support Planned Parenthood.

Posted by: Marooned at January 16, 2024 02:41 PM (kt8QE)

419 Ryan Girdusky has an article in the Spectator about his experience as a minor advisor to the DeSantis campaign. He's not complimentary.

https://t.co/47M1vIf3gb
Posted by: bonhomme

Interesting link to read. Thanks.

My take on reading this is, that although I think Ron DeSantis is probably a pretty good guy and would be a good President, he actually does not know his own mind with respect to running a Presidential campaign. And remember, campaigning is not the same as actually doing the job. Obama was a great campaigner, and a pretty lousy and stupid President.
Ron DeSantis seems to have listened to too many "influencers"/campaign poobahs, and wasn't doing and being true to who he was.

People sense this, on a visceral level, and begin to "not trust" someone who is not being genuine.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at January 16, 2024 02:41 PM (vcOmj)

420
The fact is, this land-whale's idiocy in paying her unqualified man-whore with public funds calls her judgement and integrity into account, which absolutely calls into question her decision to bring this case in the first place. These are not separate issues.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 16, 2024 02:41 PM (qsezt)

421 Way back when I lived in MN, after extended periods of -10 and lower, the temp getting to O would feel warm. It was weird how the body could adjust to such things.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 16, 2024 02:39 PM

Yep, it's amazing how the body adjusts. It's why on the first 50 degree day people are driving their convertibles with the top down.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 16, 2024 02:41 PM (SzI2j)

422 395 -

Fani Willis?

I wouldn't tap that with a cockroach's ... uhhh ... errr ... cock.

Posted by: Marooned at January 16, 2024 02:38 PM (kt8QE)
----
More ethnic: I wouldn't tap that with a gondolier's pole.

Posted by: Ciampino - Voulez vous en peu du calcium?! at January 16, 2024 02:41 PM (qfLjt)

423 Ryan Girdusky has an article in the Spectator about his experience as a minor advisor to the DeSantis campaign. He's not complimentary.

-

It's neat how that would be a completely different job in the Biden family.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - DeSantis is losing to Nikki and it's Trump's fault at January 16, 2024 02:42 PM (+RC1q)

424 Wash. Yo. Ass.
Posted by: Redd Foxx

If she can't reach the problem areas with soap and water, how can she reach them with the deodorant?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 16, 2024 02:42 PM (fs1hN)

425 "Guys...
It's Henchmaiden.

Posted by: Inogame"

I support this coinage, but it does require one to ask if there are also henchmothers and henchcrones

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 16, 2024 02:42 PM (ou9hh)

426 >>>> Unrelated, I'm sure, last I heard Anita Hill is an associate perfesser at some podunk law school somewhere.

Posted by: BurtTC
---------------------

Her life is a career of failure. After Clarence Thomas she got a top flight job (OU I think) for a short while, then it was rolling down the staircase of failure. - she's stupit

Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2024 02:43 PM (jaRIy)

427 I left a bit early when she started dancing in the aisle, spreading the cloud of stench.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 16, 2024


***
In the '90s a young British Indian woman came into the department where I worked. Very nice BBC speech, quite pretty, etc. I was tempted to ask her out . . . and then I caught a whiff of her. She smelled like *earth* -- fresh potting soil in the garden section of Walmart. Too much for me, and I wished her a nice day.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 16, 2024 02:43 PM (J2vNu)

428
And who in the fucking world is going to re-file that retarded ass crap?
Posted by: garrett

_________

The world lacks not for ambitious Soros-financed DAs.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2024 02:43 PM (GhIr5)

429 Lot of sodomites in Atlanta, where they smoke meth, party and stick it up each other's bum.

Avoid sodomites and Atlanta if at all possible and live a happy life.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 16, 2024 02:43 PM (515bZ)

430 I support this coinage, but it does require one to ask if there are also henchmothers and henchcrones
Posted by: FeatherBlade


Henchsluts.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 16, 2024 02:43 PM (9yWhg)

431 I'm going on day two of no shower since I'm not going anywhere until we get above freezing. I'm pretending like I'm one of the people on Life Below Zero and staying in my same long johns for the duration.

Posted by: Titanium White at January 16, 2024 02:44 PM (/2Hy+)

432 Lume deodorant. Damn commercials come on every five minutes.

"Pits, underboob, thigh fold, butt crack, feet."
Posted by: Mary Poppins'

What really creeps me out about those commercials are the proclamations " The crotch area is rated at a smell of 7.0 after 8 hours without using Lume" etc. Like some one is actually measuring smell from 1-10 by the hour of people's body parts.

Posted by: Cheri at January 16, 2024 02:44 PM (oiNtH)

433 OUT: Werewolf
IN: Transwolf

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 16, 2024 02:44 PM (9yWhg)

434 In defense of women who use "all body" deodorant, they have been brainwashed by the cosmetics and feminine hygiene companies that they must use all of these products because otherwise they will smell bad and no man will want them. Preying on female insecurity. If some company came up with an exorcism for "down there," many women would line up to pay for it.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 16, 2024 02:44 PM (iFTx/)

435 There's no evidence... none, zero, that anybody is more susceptible to Covid, based on whether they got the shot or not.
___

Pretty sure there's a Cleveland Clinic study showing corelation with # of shots and # times getting Covid.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 16, 2024 02:44 PM (fs1hN)

436 Atlanta's descent began when it was recognized as the gay capital of the South. Not so much because of the gays themselves but all of the "gay ally" damnyankee shitlibs that came in behind them (pun intended). The sort who think someone like Fani Willis can do no wrong because she fights da man and good feels are all that matters.

Posted by: CppThis at January 16, 2024 02:45 PM (PZvjL)

437 There's no evidence... none, zero, that anybody is more susceptible to Covid, based on whether they got the shot or not.

Any grouping of people, who are not statistically significant for a study, I don't care about your anecdotal "data." And any group that forms a large enough sample size, the differences in contracting the disease, in hospitalizations, in deaths melt away into nothing.
Posted by: BurtTC

One of the most prevalent results of getting the Covid 19 vaccination is .....getting Covid19 again.
I got it once, and have never been vaccinated.
I have a couple of relatives and friends that have been vaccinated, and have had Covid 19 multiple times.
Funny how that works. Actually, it is not funny, and there is a sound reason why it happens.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at January 16, 2024 02:45 PM (vcOmj)

438 If she can't reach the problem areas with soap and water, how can she reach them with the deodorant?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 16, 2024 02:42 PM (fs1hN)
++++
Aerosols loaded into automatic targeted dispensing machinery?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 16, 2024 02:45 PM (C19Uv)

439 >>429 Lot of sodomites in Atlanta, where they smoke meth, party and stick it up each other's bum.

Elton John lives in downtown. Saw him once at a local restaurant around 1995ish. Looked sickly.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 16, 2024 02:45 PM (eYF7X)

440 That frumpy, potato faced appearance is far different than what you normally see from an angry black racist out of central casting. I expected a much more aggressive look.

Posted by: Johnny Anditmightbeasin at January 16, 2024 02:45 PM (kB4cQ)

441 I was a little more concerned about what my niece knows about it.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 16, 2024 02:41 PM

She has an Only Feet account.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 16, 2024 02:45 PM (SzI2j)

442 There are reports of negative efficacy from the covid vax...

Posted by: ET at January 16, 2024 02:45 PM (Ujnjg)

443 Ron D needed to run this cycle because he had to find out what it would take to run in 2028. Yes, PDT didn't like it, but, things don't always work out the way they should.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 16, 2024 02:46 PM (tT6L1)

444 There's no evidence... none, zero, that anybody is more susceptible to Covid, based on whether they got the shot or not.


The vaxx attacks the immune system negatively. I'm betting the vaxx'd are more likely to get Kung Flu than the unvaxx'd.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 16, 2024 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

445 Yep, it's amazing how the body adjusts. It's why on the first 50 degree day people are driving their convertibles with the top down.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 16, 2024 02:41 PM (SzI2j)

In seattle as soon as it hit 65 and the sun appeared , most of the student body would be on the roof in bathing suits

Posted by: LASue at January 16, 2024 02:46 PM (Ed8Zd)

446 Atlanta's descent began when it was recognized as the gay capital of the South. Not


Ummmm hello?!
-Key West.

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 16, 2024 02:46 PM (MGB5H)

447 I used to work in a building with a Pakistani consulate where we used the same elevator. I took the stairs.

Posted by: Titanium White at January 16, 2024 02:46 PM (/2Hy+)

448 We all know Trumped cheated yesterday.
Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at January 16, 2024 02:37 PM (fg2aY)

Brilliant deduction, Mary. We all know Trump is a fascist. Fascists cheat. Therefore, Trump cheated.

And how do we know Trump is a fascist?

BECAUSE HE CHEATS!

Posted by: Rachel MadCow at January 16, 2024 02:46 PM (dGCAG)

449
Elton John lives in downtown. Saw him once at a local restaurant around 1995ish. Looked sickly.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 16, 2024 02:45 PM (eYF7X)



He's old and homo. Not a combination that wins beauty pageants.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 16, 2024 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

450 I use Axe Body Spray because it's classy.
-------------
Hai Karate if you want to get laid. Guaranteed.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 16, 2024 02:47 PM (pZ64F)

451 Atlanta's descent began when it was recognized as the gay capital of the South. Not


Ummmm hello?!
-Key West.
Posted by: BruceWayne


What's the first sign of AIDS?
"Key West, 200 Miles"

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 16, 2024 02:47 PM (9yWhg)

452 What really creeps me out about those commercials are the proclamations " The crotch area is rated at a smell of 7.0 after 8 hours without using Lume" etc. Like some one is actually measuring smell from 1-10 by the hour of people's body parts.
Posted by: Cheri at January 16, 2024 02:44 PM (oiNtH)
--------

Boy, wouldn't want that job.

Posted by: WisRich at January 16, 2024 02:47 PM (G0vdT)

453 That frumpy, potato faced appearance is far different than what you normally see from an angry black racist out of central casting. I expected a much more aggressive look.
Posted by: Johnny Anditmightbeasin at January 16, 2024 02:45 PM

Fuckin A Rite!

Posted by: Whooopi! at January 16, 2024 02:47 PM (SzI2j)

454 Good evening this is your captain Shawanda Jackson. We fly in’ up to -

Damn, these dragon nails are keeping us from flipping the levers and pushing the buttons...

*Stall....Stall.....Stall....Stall....

*United 420, do you copy?...United 420 do you copy?

Posted by: Your next United flight at January 16, 2024 02:47 PM (w9Wax)

455 "One of the most prevalent results of getting the Covid 19 vaccination is .....getting Covid19 again."

I'm wondering how many of these people get their shots and then promptly test positive for spike proteins... which are being produced by their own cells as a result of getting the COVID shot.

...Or if they're actually getting cold symptoms.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 16, 2024 02:47 PM (ou9hh)

456 If she can't reach the problem areas with soap and water, how can she reach them with the deodorant?
------
Hockey-stick-deodorant.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 16, 2024 02:47 PM (2yu8s)

457 Film and media companies pay money for all sorts of things. The exterior of my own house is in at least one movie and the company paid me to stay at home for 2 days. All the cars on my street were 1970s era too.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 16, 2024 02:47 PM (MeG8a)

458 She's not very attractive, how else was she supposed to get boned and go on cool vacations with a man if she didn't pay him?

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 16, 2024 02:47 PM (JeYYB)

459 446 Atlanta's descent began when it was recognized as the gay capital of the South. Not
--------------
How did New Orleans lose its number 1?

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 16, 2024 02:47 PM (pZ64F)

460 Fani Willis Falsely Claimed She Paid Her Alleged Lover The Same As Other Lawyers On Trump Case

Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis falsely stated Sunday that she paid all special prosecutors working on the case against former President Donald Trump the same hourly rate as her alleged romantic partner, Nathan Wade, according to documents obtained by the Daily Caller News Foundation.

As recently as May 2023, her office paid the attorney considered Georgia’s top racketeering expert, John Floyd, only $200 per hour, while Wade — who reportedly has little to no experience prosecuting RICO cases — was earning $250 an hour, according to billing statements obtained by the DCNF.

http://tinyurl.com/3ce7wtsp

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 16, 2024 02:47 PM (iFTx/)

461
they must use all of these products because otherwise they will smell bad and no man will want them.

_____________

Whereas actually no man wants them because they're BBCs (ball-busting c**ts).

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2024 02:48 PM (GhIr5)

462 What really creeps me out about those commercials are the proclamations " The crotch area is rated at a smell of 7.0 after 8 hours without using Lume" etc. Like some one is actually measuring smell from 1-10 by the hour of people's body parts.
Posted by: Cheri at January 16, 2024 02:44 PM

HTERZ!

Posted by: G Paltrow at January 16, 2024 02:48 PM (SzI2j)

463 In seattle as soon as it hit 65 and the sun appeared , most of the student body would be on the roof in bathing suits
Posted by: LASue

In east Lansing we always called the first 55 degree day halter top day. It was glorious.

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 16, 2024 02:48 PM (MGB5H)

464 In the '90s a young British Indian woman came into the department where I worked. Very nice BBC speech, quite pretty, etc. I was tempted to ask her out . . . and then I caught a whiff of her. She smelled like *earth* -- fresh potting soil in the garden section of Walmart. Too much for me, and I wished her a nice day.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


You didn't want to curry favor with her, huh?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 16, 2024 02:48 PM (9yWhg)

465 Boy, wouldn't want that job.
Posted by: WisRich at January 16, 2024 02:47 PM (G0vdT)



It depends on how much it pays. I mean, people sniff cheese all day for a paycheck.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 16, 2024 02:48 PM (aD39U)

466 "how can she reach them with the deodorant?
Posted by: Chuck Martel"

Tape it to a stick!

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 16, 2024 02:48 PM (ou9hh)

467 Ron D needed to run this cycle because he had to find out what it would take to run in 2028.

--

o_O

Think they'll allow an unapproved (R) to win after another four years of reinforcing the steal?

The really off-putting part is "what if one wins and the (R)s in Congress work with him?"

Posted by: Nikki Haley - DeSantis is losing to Nikki and it's Trump's fault at January 16, 2024 02:48 PM (+RC1q)

468 One of the most prevalent results of getting the Covid 19 vaccination is .....getting Covid19 again.
I got it once, and have never been vaccinated.
I have a couple of relatives and friends that have been vaccinated, and have had Covid 19 multiple times.
Funny how that works. Actually, it is not funny, and there is a sound reason why it happens.
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at January 16, 2024 02:45 PM (vcOmj)

Same here; husband too. In fact , I dont know anyone who has had covid more than once who didnt also get the fake vax

Posted by: LASue at January 16, 2024 02:48 PM (Ed8Zd)

469 Was that guy Achilles got his gay on for a myrmidon?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 16, 2024 02:49 PM (yyfQG)

470 ------
Hockey-stick-deodorant.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 16, 2024 02:47 PM (2yu8s)



I told you!!!

Posted by: Michael Mann - No, the OTHER One at January 16, 2024 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

471 It's why on the first 50 degree day people are driving their convertibles with the top down.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 16, 2024 02:41 PM (SzI2j)


And the radio on.

Posted by: Don Henley at January 16, 2024 02:49 PM (AA8bA)

472 Some of it was dug with very expensive tunnel boring equipment; also, the project to flood the tunnels has failed and has been abandoned. (didn't say why, but I can guess some reasons)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2024 02:24 PM (i9ffA)

Pump carbon monoxide into the tunnels. Plausible deniability, too. "Oh, the stupid goatrapers were running generators in poorly-ventilated tunnels."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2024 02:49 PM (tkR6S)

473 Hockey-stick-deodorant.
Posted by: andycanuck


I'll sue!
-- Michael Mann

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 16, 2024 02:49 PM (9yWhg)

474 442 There are reports of negative efficacy from the covid vax...
--------

Look up ADE (antibody dependent enhancement) ....

Posted by: ET at January 16, 2024 02:50 PM (Ujnjg)

475 The vaxx attacks the immune system negatively. I'm betting the vaxx'd are more likely to get Kung Flu than the unvaxx'd.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

The presence of the Spiked Protein (S Protein) that is supposed to create an immune response, actually mutates the immune response and proper immune signaling of disease. It has been found in limited studies, that 50% of the vaccinated are still producing S-proteins weeks after vaccination, perhaps months.
So the continued production of the S-protein essentially dulls the immune response.
There are other problems, too.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at January 16, 2024 02:50 PM (vcOmj)

476 Meme on the Intertubes: A Southerner Complains of the Cold.

"To all my Northern friends: Your weather is down here in my yard, drunk. I'm gonna need you to come down here and get it."

Posted by: Ciampino - Voulez vous en peu du calcium? at January 16, 2024 02:50 PM (qfLjt)

477 The vaxx attacks the immune system negatively. I'm betting the vaxx'd are more likely to get Kung Flu than the unvaxx'd.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 16, 2024 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

I suppose that could be possible. There would need to be a study.

Who's going to fund such a study?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 16, 2024 02:50 PM (dGCAG)

478 429 Lot of sodomites in Atlanta, where they smoke meth, party and stick it up each other's bum.

I blame the B -52s and REM

Posted by: Titanium White at January 16, 2024 02:50 PM (/2Hy+)

479 467 Think they'll allow an unapproved (R) to win after another four years of reinforcing the steal?

The really off-putting part is "what if one wins and the (R)s in Congress work with him?"
Posted by: Nikki Haley - DeSantis is losing to Nikki and it's Trump's fault at January 16, 2024 02:48 PM (+RC1q)

========

Eh.

Maybe the people will rise up and object strenuously to last minute ballot box dumps in the middle of the night to the point where they stop and we can have a return to relatively clean elections again.

I wouldn't bet money on it, but it could happen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 16, 2024 02:50 PM (GBKbO)

480 Trump's victory would have been bigger but 4 million died from cold exposure on the way to caucus.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 16, 2024 02:50 PM (2ovLw)

481 In east Lansing we always called the first 55 degree day halter top day. It was glorious.
Posted by: BruceWayne


In Ann Arbor, the Diag would be packed.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 16, 2024 02:50 PM (9yWhg)

482 CBS News reports that Trump wins 98 out of 99 Iowa counties.

Posted by: mrp at January 16, 2024 02:51 PM (rj6Yv)

483 Maybe that "other Republican" was on a strict diet of the BBC, like Fanni.

Posted by: fareast at January 16, 2024 02:51 PM (sPnTH)

484 You telling me some obese black chick with hair extensions and custom nails named "Fani is a stupid whore grifter? Surely you jest!

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 16, 2024 02:51 PM (KSNKu)

485 There's a whole nasty, creepy, subculture out there of men paying for pics of women's feet
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 16, 2024 02:40 PM (iFTx/)


Yeah, those guys are sick.

Posted by: Dick Morris at January 16, 2024 02:51 PM (Q0kLU)

486 What you talkkn' about Willis?

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2024 02:51 PM (fwDg9)

487 I had a Russian gal for an interpreter years ago on a project. She smelled nice the first day, by the end of the week, the 2.5 gallons of cheap perfume and B.O mixture were gagging me.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 16, 2024 02:51 PM (SzI2j)

488
Consider the set of

Fani Willis,

Nathan Wade, and

Whore

Draw the Venn Diagram to illustrate the relationship among the three members of this set.

Yiu have three minutes ... go!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2024 02:51 PM (xG4kz)

489 I'm wondering how many of these people get their shots and then promptly test positive for spike proteins... which are being produced by their own cells as a result of getting the COVID shot.

My clot shotted cow-workers seem to get COVID about once a season. But its ok because they've gotten all their boosters. Or something.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2024 02:51 PM (ibTVg)

490 CBS News reports that Trump wins 98 out of 99 Iowa counties.
Posted by: mrp at January 16, 2024 02:51 PM (rj6Yv)



What a loser. He should get out of the race now.

Posted by: Michael Mann - No, the OTHER One at January 16, 2024 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

491 Strike one.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 16, 2024 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

492 Ron would have won but CNN called it early for Trump, so all of Rons caucusers stayed home.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 16, 2024 02:52 PM (2ovLw)

493 To all my Northern friends: Your weather is down here in my yard, drunk. I'm gonna need you to come down here and get it."
Posted by: Ciampino - Voulez vous en peu du calcium? at January 16, 2024 02:50 PM (qfLjt)

Now that right there is funny I don't care who you are.

Posted by: Titanium White at January 16, 2024 02:52 PM (/2Hy+)

494 CBS News reports that Trump wins 98 out of 99 Iowa counties.
Posted by: mrp


Who won the other one? Nikki?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 16, 2024 02:52 PM (9yWhg)

495 432 Lume deodorant. Damn commercials come on every five minutes.

"Pits, underboob, thigh fold, butt crack, feet."
Posted by: Mary Poppins'

What really creeps me out about those commercials are the proclamations " The crotch area is rated at a smell of 7.0 after 8 hours without using Lume" etc. Like some one is actually measuring smell from 1-10 by the hour of people's body parts.
Posted by: Cheri at January 16, 2024 02:44 PM (oiNtH)

Hey man.. its a job ok?

Posted by: Liz Cheney at January 16, 2024 02:52 PM (53oGX)

496 465 Boy, wouldn't want that job.
Posted by: WisRich at January 16, 2024 02:47 PM (G0vdT)


It depends on how much it pays. I mean, people sniff cheese all day for a paycheck.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 16, 2024 02:48 PM (aD39U)
---------

I think this requires a "Dirty Jobs" episode with Mike Rowe.

Posted by: WisRich at January 16, 2024 02:52 PM (G0vdT)

497 My wife and me were watching YouTube when one of those stanky chaunch ads came on... She was just like "what in the holy hell is this I'm seeing right now?"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2024 02:53 PM (gArcM)

498 You telling me some obese black chick with hair extensions and custom nails named "Fani is a stupid whore grifter? Surely you jest!
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 16, 2024 02:51 PM

Ahem.

Posted by: Whoopi!!! at January 16, 2024 02:53 PM (SzI2j)

499 I had a Russian gal for an interpreter years ago on a project. She smelled nice the first day, by the end of the week, the 2.5 gallons of cheap perfume and B.O mixture were gagging me.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 16, 2024 02:51 PM (SzI2j)



I sat next to an African nun in an airport terminal once.

I felt REALLY sorry for whomever had to sit next to her on the plane.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 16, 2024 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

500 So the continued production of the S-protein essentially dulls the immune response.
There are other problems, too.
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at January 16, 2024 02:50 PM (vcOmj)

The other major problem is, the stuff was supposed to remain at the injection site. They assured everyone it would.

Well, it didn't. And that's what is causing all this other tissue damage, most seriously to the... say it with me...

...the heart.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 16, 2024 02:53 PM (dGCAG)

501 "Who won the other one? Nikki?"

Biden, probably.

... what, you think someone wouldn't try that in the primaries?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 16, 2024 02:53 PM (ou9hh)

502 Venezuelan Beaver Cheese..

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 16, 2024 02:53 PM (aD39U)

503 BREAKING!!!!

BNO News @BNONews 4h
Asa Hutchinson drops out of Republican presidential race after getting only 0.2% in Iowa

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 16, 2024 02:53 PM (2yu8s)

504 There's a whole nasty, creepy, subculture out there of men paying for pics of women's feet
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 16, 2024 02:40 PM (iFTx/)

Once again King of the Hill has an episode on that.

Posted by: Titanium White at January 16, 2024 02:53 PM (/2Hy+)

505 Only 98 out of 99 counties? Shows what a loser trump is. With his name recognition he should have won all with 75%. Proves trump should concede and endorse ron

-Worlds worst political consultant John Cardillo.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 16, 2024 02:53 PM (2ovLw)

506 I noticed all the NFL helmets had 'Be Love' on them. Maybe the NFL is trying to make amends for fisting their fan base? Maybe this means even the Yankee NAZIs are tired of their theater? Maybe.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 16, 2024 02:53 PM (pZ64F)

507 I don't need a study, EVERY SINGLE PERSON I know who got the shot has had covid more than once. Or what that stupid test says is covid.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 16, 2024 02:53 PM (JeYYB)

508 Who won the other one? Nikki?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at

Ya. By one vote. In the county that houses Iowa city. And still came in third.

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 16, 2024 02:53 PM (MGB5H)

509 Fani in US slang is your butt

Fani in British slang is your lady bits.

And I get she could use some of that Lume stuff on both...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2024 02:53 PM (ibTVg)

510 There's no evidence... none, zero, that anybody is more susceptible to Covid, based on whether they got the shot or not.

-

There is, but it's not easily searched for. The shot changes the receptors that respond to colds and sniffles and such. N and T maybe?

The shot, and more shots, reduces the natural protection that the body has against respiratory illnesses and increases the presence of the tools it uses to fight things like allergies and pollen.

The pollen response becomes the main tool against respiratory illnesses.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - DeSantis is losing to Nikki and it's Trump's fault at January 16, 2024 02:53 PM (+RC1q)

511 Elton John lives in downtown. Saw him once at a local restaurant around 1995ish. Looked sickly.

--

I saw him in concert around then and yes, he looked sickly for a while. He's gained some weight these days and looks more like the Heat Miser.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 16, 2024 02:54 PM (mupln)

512 @BNONews 4h
Asa Hutchinson drops out of Republican presidential race after getting only 0.2% in Iowa
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 16, 2024 02:53 PM (2yu8s)
++++
He was that high? I'm astounded.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 16, 2024 02:54 PM (C19Uv)

513 @476

>>"To all my Northern friends: Your weather is down here in my yard, drunk. I'm gonna need you to come down here and get it."

Don't worry, when the 7 year Cicadas and the 13 Year Cicadas hatch and start making Mutant Mothra Sized Cicadas, you'll be thanking the cold.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 16, 2024 02:54 PM (XV/Pl)

514 I noticed all the NFL helmets had 'Be Love' on them. Maybe the NFL is trying to make amends for fisting their fan base? Maybe this means even the Yankee NAZIs are tired of their theater? Maybe.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 16, 2024 02:53 PM (pZ64F)



Yeah. I really appreciated that.

Posted by: B. Love - Rap Star at January 16, 2024 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

515 BNO News @BNONews 4h
Asa Hutchinson drops out of Republican presidential race after getting only 0.2% in Iowa
Posted by: andycanuck

Well shit. Now what are we to do? I really thought Asa Fever had legs.

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 16, 2024 02:54 PM (MGB5H)

516 Who won the other one? Nikki?
---------
Yes; by literally one vote more than PDT.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 16, 2024 02:55 PM (2yu8s)

517 >>> Isn't Doordash really expensive? How much does it add to the price of your sandwich in percentage terms?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 16, 2024 02:14 PM (C19Uv)

A lot. And I tip very well because I like to imagine happy people bringing me food. My only excuse is I've been trying to work from home, take care of a child, and my wife who just busted her ankle. She gets surgery Friday and it's going to be 6-8 more weeks of this. It was sudden, I had no plan, and I can be a dummy. I'm going to try to be better next week.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 16, 2024 02:55 PM (Y6IkP)

518
I thought that Asa dropped out a month ago.

Hmmmmm

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2024 02:55 PM (xG4kz)

519 "Who won the other one? Nikki?"

Biden, probably.

... what, you think someone wouldn't try that in the primaries?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 16, 2024 02:53 PM (ou9hh)

I just read the headline while catching up on the latest Detroit Lions YT videos.

Posted by: mrp at January 16, 2024 02:55 PM (rj6Yv)

520 And I get she could use some of that Lume stuff on both...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2024 02:53 PM (ibTVg

I think the stank ass scale mentioned above implies that Lume only works up to 10.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2024 02:55 PM (gArcM)

521 CBS News reports that Trump wins 98 out of 99 Iowa counties.
Posted by: mrp at January 16, 2024 02:51 PM (rj6Yv)


What a loser. He should get out of the race now.
Posted by: Michael Mann - No, the OTHER One at January 16, 2024 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

I know this is going to shock everyone, but the one county Nikki won is where the U. of Iowa is located.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 16, 2024 02:55 PM (dGCAG)

522
Well, it didn't. And that's what is causing all this other tissue damage, most seriously to the... say it with me...

...the heart.


If people are going to take the shot they should be told to go on bed rest for a few days afterwards to minimize how much it spreads.

Like that football player that got the clot shot and just went about practicing/playing and almost died from it being physically active after the jab is a bad bad idea

Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2024 02:56 PM (ibTVg)

523 " I noticed all the NFL helmets had 'Be Love' on them. Maybe the NFL is trying to make amends for fisting their fan base?"

Pretty sure that's still just more fisting.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 16, 2024 02:56 PM (ou9hh)

524 Well, it didn't. And that's what is causing all this other tissue damage, most seriously to the... say it with me...

...the heart.
Posted by: BurtTC

My Brother in law got shingles for a year after he had his first booster. A year of being in pain with shingles.
The he got neuropathy, as the pain was internalized.
Then he got pancreatic cancer.
Now he's dead.
His 38 year old son died of a heart attack 5 days after getting his first Pfizer injection.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at January 16, 2024 02:56 PM (vcOmj)

525 I noticed all the NFL helmets had 'Be Love' on them. Maybe the NFL is trying to make amends for fisting their fan base? Maybe this means even the Yankee NAZIs are tired of their theater? Maybe.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 16, 2024 02:53 PM (pZ64F)

I noticed one team didn't but now can't remember which, bucs maybe.

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 16, 2024 02:56 PM (MGB5H)

526 I'm a Lions fan, BTW.

Posted by: mrp at January 16, 2024 02:56 PM (rj6Yv)

527 A lot. And I tip very well because I like to imagine happy people bringing me food. My only excuse is I've been trying to work from home, take care of a child, and my wife who just busted her ankle. She gets surgery Friday and it's going to be 6-8 more weeks of this. It was sudden, I had no plan, and I can be a dummy. I'm going to try to be better next week.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 16, 2024 02:55 PM (Y6IkP)
++++
Makes sense. I wasn't judging or anything. I was just under the impression that it adds a lot to the bill.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 16, 2024 02:56 PM (C19Uv)

528 I know this is going to shock everyone, but the one county Nikki won is where the U. of Iowa is located.

-

The county went 70% for Obama in 2008, and Trump losing those folks by one vote is proof that he can't beat Biden.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - DeSantis is losing to Nikki and it's Trump's fault at January 16, 2024 02:56 PM (+RC1q)

529 I'm so pathetic. I'll literally door dash anything now. I just doordashed sandwiches to myself.

i have known that shame.
Posted by: ace at January 16, 2024 02:11 PM (KRtlO)


My favorite DoorDash lameness came from a DD commercial played alongside the football games, wherein-

DD sales pitch was that you can have DD rush a carton of milk to you for your morning cereal if you're not sure how old your current carton of milk is.

Holy Cow! How lame do you have to be to order cereal milk through DD when it's available everywhere(even 7-11) within a 5 minute walk?

Beat that one, DoorDash using morons!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 16, 2024 02:56 PM (nFnyb)

530 " I noticed all the NFL helmets had 'Be Love' on them. Maybe the NFL is trying to make amends for fisting their fan base?"



I miss the days when they just said Riddell back there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 16, 2024 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

531 I think the stank ass scale mentioned above implies that Lume only works up to 10.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2024 02:55 PM (gArcM)
++++
Well, shit.

Posted by: Jerry Nadler at January 16, 2024 02:57 PM (C19Uv)

532 Yes; by literally one vote more than PDT.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 16, 2024 02:55 PM (2yu8s)

Damn, I saw that earlier in the evening, but wasn't aware that was the final tally.

Yeah, douchebag college harpies showed up for her, and they got her one fat, lesbian toe over the line.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 16, 2024 02:57 PM (dGCAG)

533 The one time I used doordash delivery was more then the price of my food. And THEN you still need to tip since that is not included...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2024 02:57 PM (ibTVg)

534 I know this is going to shock everyone, but the one county Nikki won is where the U. of Iowa is located.
Posted by: BurtTC


Ah, so the evil ghost of Hayden Fry is to blame.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 16, 2024 02:57 PM (9yWhg)

535
Who won the other one? Nikki?
---------
Yes; by literally one vote more than PDT.
Posted by: andycanuck


The girl's a plucky one, she is!

Time for the presstitutes to interview the hell out of that county's voters to determine what is the secret to vanquishing Trump so decisively!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2024 02:57 PM (xG4kz)

536 Elton John lives in downtown. Saw him once at a local restaurant around 1995ish. Looked sickly. ...

I'll give Elton some respect because he told the Israel boycotters to bugger off when they demanded he cancel his concerts in Israel. Admittedly I don't know if he's changed that attitude.

Posted by: Titanium White at January 16, 2024 02:57 PM (/2Hy+)

537 523 " I noticed all the NFL helmets had 'Be Love' on them. Maybe the NFL is trying to make amends for fisting their fan base?"

Pretty sure that's still just more fisting.
---------------
I was laughing my ass off with both the Cowboys and Packers helmets advertising 'Be Love'. You know this bothered Dak Prescott. Probably pinched him up.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 16, 2024 02:58 PM (pZ64F)

538 IIRC Doordash had a public service announcement a few months ago advising customers to tip and tip big before their food was delivered or else their employees just wouldn't bother.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - DeSantis is losing to Nikki and it's Trump's fault at January 16, 2024 02:58 PM (+RC1q)

539 ...and Trump losing those folks by one vote is proof that he can't beat Biden.
Posted by: Nikki Haley - DeSantis is losing to Nikki and it's Trump's fault at January 16, 2024 02:56 PM (+RC1q)

Heh, now don't start that again.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 16, 2024 02:58 PM (dGCAG)

540 503 BREAKING!!!!

BNO News @BNONews 4h
Asa Hutchinson drops out of Republican presidential race after getting only 0.2% in Iowa
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 16, 2024 02:53 PM (2yu8s)

In other news, the Hutchinson's are moving out of Iowa City....

Posted by: Liz Cheney at January 16, 2024 02:58 PM (53oGX)

541 I'm a Lions fan, BTW.
Posted by: mrp


Condolences.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 16, 2024 02:58 PM (9yWhg)

542 535 The girl's a plucky one, she is!

Time for the presstitutes to interview the hell out of that county's voters to determine what is the secret to vanquishing Trump so decisively!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2024 02:57 PM (xG4kz)

========

If all the world was a university town, we'd have utopia.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 16, 2024 02:58 PM (GBKbO)

543 If I pay someone to drive a pint of milk to me, it better come out of her titties.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2024 02:58 PM (gArcM)

544 Off Dirty RINO Sock

Posted by: Inogame at January 16, 2024 02:59 PM (53oGX)

545 ... Holy Cow! How lame do you have to be to order cereal milk through DD when it's available everywhere(even 7-11) within a 5 minute walk? ...
Posted by: naturalfake at January 16, 2024 02:56 PM (nFnyb)
++++
As a deaf indigenous woman who is also an amputee, I appreciate the flexibility of being able to order milk in from Door Dash!

Posted by: Marvel's 'Echo' engaging in crossover marketing at January 16, 2024 02:59 PM (C19Uv)

546 Hunter should paint her.

Posted by: torabora at January 16, 2024 02:59 PM (OUiUM)

547 Hunter should paint her.
Posted by: torabora at January 16, 2024 02:59 PM (OUiUM)



"I'm gonna paint her ass...."


- - - - That early line in Death Wish

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 16, 2024 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)

548 >>I think she's a Soros DA, even. He's not sending his best.

She is. Letitia James is. Alvin Bragg is. Joe Biden is.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2024 03:00 PM (ZLI7S)

549 " I noticed all the NFL helmets had 'Be Love' on them.

This was my idea!

Posted by: Deshaun Watson, put me in coach! at January 16, 2024 03:00 PM (w9Wax)

550 As a deaf indigenous woman who is also an amputee, I appreciate the flexibility of being able to order milk in from Door Dash!


Call us!
-- FAA HR Department

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 16, 2024 03:00 PM (9yWhg)

551 Heh, now don't start that again.

-

Imma put it in my name field

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Trump losing one massively (D) county by one vote proves that he can't beat Biden at January 16, 2024 03:00 PM (+RC1q)

552 Just read the last line of that DU transmission:

"So Trump henchmen make an accusation, and she has to prove they are wrong?"

I do believe the saying is "turnabout is fair play", Daahlink

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 16, 2024 03:00 PM (ou9hh)

553 How did New Orleans lose its number 1?
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 16, 2024 02:47 PM (pZ64F)

New Orleans is number in smelly shitholes but fell off the homo top ten after Cheney blew up the dykes and flooded the place.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 16, 2024 03:00 PM (515bZ)

554 >>I think she's a Soros DA, even. He's not sending his best.

She is. Letitia James is. Alvin Bragg is. Joe Biden is.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2024 03:00 PM (ZLI7S)

Kim Gardner was.

Posted by: mrp at January 16, 2024 03:00 PM (rj6Yv)

555 Sockoff

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 16, 2024 03:01 PM (C19Uv)

556 DoorDash..I wound up using DoorDash because I work from home and my wife got absolutely clobbered by Covid. I just didn't have time to cook on top of working and looking after my wife.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 16, 2024 03:01 PM (tT6L1)

557 Asa Hutchinson drops out of Republican presidential race after getting only 0.2% in Iowa
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 16, 2024 02:53 PM (2yu8s)



Literally 191 votes statewide.

Which is better that Chris Christie's 35 voters.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 16, 2024 03:01 PM (aD39U)

558 I thought that Asa dropped out a month ago.

Hmmmmm

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:



He did, but nobody noticed, so he did it again.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 16, 2024 03:01 PM (lTGtQ)

559 If people are going to take the shot they should be told to go on bed rest for a few days afterwards to minimize how much it spreads.

Like that football player that got the clot shot and just went about practicing/playing and almost died from it being physically active after the jab is a bad bad idea
Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2024 02:56 PM (ibTVg)

Sounds like all those women who stand on their heads, with their legs in the air after sex, trying to get pregnant.

If I need gravity to keep your science experiment from not leaving my arm, how's about we not put it in my arm in the first place.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 16, 2024 03:01 PM (dGCAG)

560 Sockoff
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)



The most under-appreciated Russian hockey player.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 16, 2024 03:02 PM (9yWhg)

561 Kim Gardner was.
Posted by: mrp at January 16, 2024 03:00 PM (rj6Yv)

Is she the one what looks like Thulsa Doom, or was it someone else?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at January 16, 2024 03:02 PM (T/Lqj)

562 I remember there was an early competitor to Amazon that would also ship you groceries and yes their ads had things like wanting ice cream delivered to your house at 10 PM or whatever.

They folded because people just wouldn't pay the delivery charges.

And this stuff can almost work in a bug city since the guy living 10 floors above you go to the Quicky Mart at the bottom of your building and buy you ice cream and have it be worth his time but...you can do it in 5m as well.

If you live in the 'burbs or rural areas you are talking 15m ro more to drive to get the ice cream and drive it to your house...it is going to be really expensive

Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2024 03:02 PM (ibTVg)

563 No need to apologize or try to rationalize Door Dash or whatever. If it makes sense for you or you just like it, cool. It's your money.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 16, 2024 03:02 PM (C19Uv)

564 548 She is. Letitia James is. Alvin Bragg is. Joe Biden is.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2024 03:00 PM (ZLI7S)


They cause chaos. George Soros' business model is based on profiting from chaos vis a vis complex currency speculation. It absolutely blows my mind that outspoken Soros critics don't torpedo him by explaining the game.

Posted by: CppThis at January 16, 2024 03:02 PM (PZvjL)

565 "I'm gonna paint her ass...."


- - - - That early line in Death Wish
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 16, 2024 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)


That can mean something else. Something kinda visually pleasing IFYWIM

Posted by: Doof at January 16, 2024 03:02 PM (+cH+C)

566 Imma put it in my name field
Posted by: Nikki Haley - Trump losing one massively (D) county by one vote proves that he can't beat Biden at January 16, 2024 03:00 PM (+RC1q)

I'm gonna get back to work now.

Good luck with that!

Posted by: BurtTC at January 16, 2024 03:03 PM (dGCAG)

567 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2024 03:03 PM (Wnv9h)

568 Which is better that Chris Christie's 35 voters.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 16, 2024 03:01 PM (aD39U)


Wasn't Christie already out? What kind of diehard lard aficionados still cast a ballot for him?

Posted by: spindrift at January 16, 2024 03:03 PM (AA8bA)

569 NYC has more homos than San Fran.

Posted by: Titanium White at January 16, 2024 03:03 PM (/2Hy+)

570 563 No need to apologize or try to rationalize Door Dash or whatever. If it makes sense for you or you just like it, cool. It's your money.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 16, 2024 03:02 PM (C19Uv)

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No.

They are wrong and should feel bad. As penance, they should send me the money from a weeks' worth of Doordash purchases.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 16, 2024 03:04 PM (GBKbO)

571 495 432 Lume deodorant. Damn commercials come on every five minutes.

"Pits, underboob, thigh fold, butt crack, feet."
Posted by: Mary Poppins'

What really creeps me out about those commercials are the proclamations " The crotch area is rated at a smell of 7.0 after 8 hours without using Lume" etc. Like some one is actually measuring smell from 1-10 by the hour of people's body parts.
Posted by: Cheri at January 16, 2024 02:44 PM (oiNtH)

Hey man.. its a job ok?

Posted by: Liz Cheney at January 16, 2024 02:52 PM (53oGX)
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Deodorant?
http://tinyurl.com/nh9y46u9

Posted by: Ciampino - Odoriferous at January 16, 2024 03:04 PM (qfLjt)

572 Anti-Jew-NOOD

Posted by: Inogame at January 16, 2024 03:04 PM (53oGX)

573 Which is better that Chris Christie's 35 voters.

Are we sure that wasn't someone miscounting Christie's bulk as 35 people in the caucus count?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2024 03:04 PM (ibTVg)

574 I have no problem with door dash, the pet food equivalent, or anything else you want to spend your money on. God bless America.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - DeSantis is losing to Nikki and it's all Trump's fault at January 16, 2024 03:04 PM (/ywRM)

575 nood

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 16, 2024 03:04 PM (2yu8s)

576 568 Which is better that Chris Christie's 35 voters.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 16, 2024 03:01 PM (aD39U)

Wasn't Christie already out? What kind of diehard lard aficionados still cast a ballot for him?
Posted by: spindrift at January 16, 2024 03:03 PM (AA8bA)

=========

I voted for Rick Perry in the AL primary in 2012...after he had dropped out of the race.

It's a protest vote thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 16, 2024 03:04 PM (GBKbO)

577 Really Nood, I'm conflicted if my announcement was in poor taste or not.

Posted by: Inogame at January 16, 2024 03:05 PM (53oGX)

578 >>Kim Gardner was.

Special, and I do mean Special, Counsel Jack Smith's mother worked as a Senior Justice Fellow at Soros' Open Society Foundation.


I'd be willing to bet a shiny nickel that 99% of everything going wrong in this country, from illegals to the economy to green energy to wars has Soros' greasy fingerprints on it.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2024 03:05 PM (ZLI7S)

579 I've Door Dashed more than I should have out of sheer laziness. I got the monthly Dash Pass which is $8 and that does pay off and lower the fees a lot.

Posted by: Cheri at January 16, 2024 03:06 PM (oiNtH)

580 Lazy? For using my magic pocket rectangle to make sustenance appear at my front door, while i remain blissfully unshod and pantsless?

Honey, y'all ain't even begun to fathom the depths of my laziness with that noise.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 16, 2024 03:07 PM (9UlRk)

581 Is she the one what looks like Thulsa Doom, or was it someone else?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at January 16, 2024 03:02 PM (T/Lqj)

She looked very unhappy when she received an offer she couldn't refuse. Violent people set free because her office didn't bother to send a prosecutor to a hearing. Blowing off judges' orders. An effin' tragedy for the law-abiding people of St. Louis. The AG of MO, Andrew Bailey, is a rock-solid leader who would make a great US AG.

Posted by: mrp at January 16, 2024 03:07 PM (rj6Yv)

582
Hunter should paint her.
Posted by: torabora at January 16, 2024 02:59 PM (OUiUM)




With a roller...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 16, 2024 03:17 PM (n+4am)

583 Atlanta's descent began when it was recognized as the gay capital of the South.
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I would say that the descent began when Maynard Jackson was elected mayor.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2024 03:24 PM (XeU6L)

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