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White Men Having Failed to Position Her For Success, Kamala Harris Flees the "Scorn and Criticism" of DC
Fleedom!
The LA Times "reports" -- were told what to write by Kamala's PR people -- that she's run away to the Blue Bubble of California. So the "president" is on vacation 40% of all days and Kamala Harris has absconded to California. Matt Margolis:"For Harris, the impulse to escape Washington -- where she faces Republican scorn and criticism within her own party -- for downtime at home has been difficult to satisfy over the last few years," the article explains. "While President Biden has made a near weekly habit of returning home to neighboring Delaware, the taxpayer-funded, cross-country flight to L.A. is harder to justify unless it includes official business. Harris' trips home to L.A. are often camouflaged with an event to celebrate a local small business or a stop to raise awareness about one of her policy focuses such as Black maternal healthcare or reproductive rights. The vice president was also anchored to Washington during the first half of her term to cast tiebreaking votes in an evenly divided Senate." At times, the article reads like a smarmy puff piece about a celebrity showing off her oasis from the paparazzi, with the harsh realities of Harris's lackluster vice presidency oozing through the cracks. "But the Brentwood home, largely concealed by its verdant surroundings, has become a sanctuary for one of the world's most visible figures," the article continues. "The four-bedroom, 3,500-square-foot house, less than a mile from Sunset Boulevard and roughly a 10-minute drive from the Will Rogers State Historic Park, is off-limits to reporters. In October, a group of protesters pulled up in cars outside to call for a cease-fire in the Israel-Hamas war, though Harris wasn't there to hear their pleas."Her PR people realize that it sounds like Kamala Harris is useless -- I mean, she runs off to California and she needs to alert the press to this fact, because no one otherwise noticed -- so the LAT and her PR people then do some backfilling to insist that when she is in DC, she's really very important. A VIP VP, doncha know. See the article for that. Meanwhile, the President of Vacations falls to his lowest approval rate yet.
Only one-third of U.S. adults say they approve of President Biden's job performance -- a record low for his presidency and for any president in the last 15 years. In an ABC News/Ipsos poll, conducted Jan. 4-8, only 33 percent of those surveyed said they approved of Biden, a drop from the previous poll in September 2023, when 37 percent approved of his performance. Biden's disapproval rating is 58 percent, up from 56 percent in September.That's bad -- but Trump's numbers are only a little better.
Biden, who is running for reelection, has a lower approval rating than former President Trump, who is the leading GOP nominee for president. Asked when "looking back" whether they approve or disapprove of the way Trump handled his job when he was president, 41 percent of respondents said they approve, down from 48 percent in September. Trump's disapproval rating is 53 percent, up from 49 percent in SeptemberHere's the thing: We can celebrate Biden's low approval rating, but he's not going to be allowed to be the candidate if (when) those low numbers persist. On the other hand, we in the GOP are determined to lock ourselves to the second-most unpopular candidate, and then just sort of hope that the eventual Democrat nominee earns a very negative approval rating in a few short weeks. Meanwhile: The White House was "swatted".
White House is SWATTED: Prank caller calls 911 to say residence was on fire and someone was trapped inside Call was made around 7 am on MondayThis is not a swatting. SWAT was not called. Firefighters do not show up at a fire with weapons hot looking to shoot at fires. When someone is swatted, armed cops show up expecting to see someone about to kill his wife and children. A swatting is an attempted murder using amped-up but unknowing SWAT officers as a weapon. The fake 911 call at the White House, on the other hand, is literally nothing. But this will get 100x the coverage of the multiple swattings of MTG and the swatting of the computer shop owner that Hunter Biden slandered. Thanks to ciampino. And also meanwhile: The Iranians Biden continues to send billions to are bombing the US Embassy in Iraq.
Led to fire trucks and ambulances swarming White House
Call is suspected to be a hoax By Emily Goodin, Senior U.S. Political Reporter Published: 10:49 EST, 15 January 2024 | Updated: 11:52 EST, 15 January 2024 Fire trucks and ambulances swarmed the White House on Monday morning after a caller told 911 dispatchers the building was on fire and someone was trapped inside in what appears to be a 'swatting' incident. President Joe Biden was at Camp David when the call came. D.C. fire and emergency services dispatched 13 units in response. But the call was quickly determined a false alarm. The White House now appears to be the latest victim in the dangerous 'swatting' trend that is sweeping the country.
BREAKING: Explosions from ballistic missiles reported near the United States consulate in Iraq.
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) January 15, 2024
Shortly after the explosions, the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) took responsibility for the attack, claiming they destroyed "spy headquarters."
Some reports claim the U.S.… pic.twitter.com/CtrPg17h35
Greg PriceBiden is so scary.
@greg_price11 1h Two days ago, Biden told reporters "I've already delivered the message to Iran. They know not to do anything." Today, they attacked the US consulate and airport in Northern Iraq. Posted by: andycanuck
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: A dude in MI at January 15, 2024 06:10 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: Dr. T at January 15, 2024 06:10 PM (g0Y4p)
Posted by: DanMan at January 15, 2024 06:13 PM (8uzBS)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 15, 2024 06:13 PM (qPw5n)
the harsh realities of Harris's lackluster vice presidency oozing through the cracks.
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"Lackluster" defines every vice presidency. You're supposed to 1) breathe, 2) preside over the Senate, 3) keep party wheelhorses happy, 4) go out and eat chicken and peas.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 15, 2024 06:14 PM (MoZTd)
I would have said, 'Kamala stumbles off to California'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 15, 2024 06:14 PM (XeU6L)
Shit. The country is continuing its slide into irrelevance. We will be a third world shithole in another decade.
Smoke em while you got 'em!
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 15, 2024 06:14 PM (VTa9w)
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Is it full of State Department personnel?
...anyway...
Posted by: Methos at January 15, 2024 06:14 PM (Dnobf)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 15, 2024 06:15 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 06:16 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 15, 2024 06:16 PM (XeU6L)
Kamala Harris Flees the "Scorn and Criticism" of DC
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It was all the tourists miming a blowjob when her limo drove past that was the last straw.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 15, 2024 06:16 PM (FPgfB)
Hey-oh!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 15, 2024 06:15 PM (aD39U)
Kumala suck you long time.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 06:16 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at January 15, 2024 06:16 PM (WsTvr)
Posted by: Willie Brown at January 15, 2024 06:16 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Eeyore at January 15, 2024 06:17 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: Willie Brown at January 15, 2024 06:17 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 15, 2024 06:17 PM (MeG8a)
I continue to think this is false. Unless Biden dies or becomes a vegetable, he will be on the ballot. You'll recall, Obama tried to convince him not to run the last time around. Tried and failed (like all of his efforts at persuasion). Biden and his wife etc. are not going to just agree to step down.
Posted by: Biden has a mind of his own, just barely at January 15, 2024 06:17 PM (pjs7m)
Whatever happened to those survivors anyway?
Posted by: DanMan at January 15, 2024 06:18 PM (8uzBS)
Posted by: Kamala at January 15, 2024 06:18 PM (4I/2K)
The Vice President: Wandering the streets of Bakersfield.
The Secretary of Defense: In the hospital for over a week and no one noticed he was missing.
I'm beginning to see a pattern ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 15, 2024 06:18 PM (PFILT)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 06:18 PM (ynpvh)
It really IS a three ring circus.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 15, 2024 06:13 PM (qPw5n)
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Cue "March of the Gladiators."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 15, 2024 06:18 PM (weeaD)
Two days ago, Biden told reporters "I've already delivered the message to Iran. They know not to do anything."
Today, they attacked the US consulate and airport in Northern Iraq.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 15, 2024 06:19 PM (2yu8s)
no he won't. The establishment is making that clear. They are prepping the battlespace for a biden exit.
Also, there is a very good chance he dies or becomes a vegetable.
Posted by: ace at January 15, 2024 06:19 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Biden has a mind of his own, just barely at January 15, 2024 06:17 PM (pjs7m)
Specifically his wife.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 15, 2024 06:19 PM (g0Y4p)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 15, 2024 06:19 PM (Wnv9h)
You know who the globalists fear the most? Hint, he doesn't wear lifts in his shoes.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2024 06:19 PM (UeosB)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at January 15, 2024 06:19 PM (WsTvr)
That's nice. Sounds like it's IRAN that needs to be swatted.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 06:19 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Willie Brown at January 15, 2024 06:20 PM (ZV+pB)
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As opposed to who? Meatball Ron? Beahahaha.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 15, 2024 06:20 PM (cMXNt)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 15, 2024 06:20 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 15, 2024 06:20 PM (weeaD)
Posted by: Emergency at January 15, 2024 06:21 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: ace at January 15, 2024 06:19 PM (KRtlO)
He’s already done one of those two things.
Posted by: Titanium White at January 15, 2024 06:21 PM (MNhXM)
Cue "March of the Gladiators."
Posted by: Captain Obvious
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Confederacy of Dunces, advance to the rear.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 15, 2024 06:21 PM (XeU6L)
Shit. The country is continuing its slide into irrelevance. We will be a third world shithole in another decade.
Smoke em while you got 'em!
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 15, 2024 06:14 PM (VTa9w)
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Agree.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 15, 2024 06:21 PM (cMXNt)
Posted by: Willie Brown at January 15, 2024 06:20 PM
You spelled "suckcess" wrong.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 15, 2024 06:21 PM (Wnv9h)
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Today, they attacked the US consulate and airport in Northern Iraq.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 15, 2024 06:19 PM (2yu8s)
Which basically tells you what Iran considers to be "do anything." They've been advised how far they're allowed to go, and this isn't over the line.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2024 06:21 PM (UeosB)
Two days ago, Biden told reporters "I've already delivered the message to Iran. They know not to do anything."
Today, they attacked the US consulate and airport in Northern Iraq.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 15, 2024 06:19 PM (2yu8s)
They're laughing their asses off. What's Joey or his handlers gonna do? Actually kill some Iranian terrorists?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 06:21 PM (ynpvh)
President Trump reelection supporters: 33%
Justin Trudeau reelection supporters: 31%
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 15, 2024 06:22 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Methos at January 15, 2024 06:22 PM (Dnobf)
Smoke em while you got 'em!
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 15, 2024 06:14 PM (VTa9w)
I don't care about me, it's My Kids and Grandkids I care about
Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2024 06:22 PM (n2vyf)
On the other hand, we in the GOP are determined to lock ourselves to the second-most unpopular candidate, and then just sort of hope that the eventual Democrat nominee earns a very negative approval rating in a few short weeks.
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Sounds like both sides are screwed then. Factor in the cheat and I think it's a good bet the commies will either win or "win."
Thing is, if Trump is that unpopular and polls nearly as negatively, who do we have that will be able to succeed in all the ways needed? I'd go for DeSantis, but it doesn't look hopeful for him. It's a quagmire all 'round.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 15, 2024 06:22 PM (mupln)
Posted by: Pete Butterjug at January 15, 2024 06:22 PM (XeU6L)
it's so funny to think about nominating someone who actual does things instead of just ranting about them at rallies or on twitter
let's face it -- we just like talk. We don't actually want things done. We just want TV pitchmen shouting commercial advertisements at us.
Posted by: ace at January 15, 2024 06:22 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 15, 2024 06:22 PM (J3ryZ)
Posted by: DanMan at January 15, 2024 06:22 PM (8uzBS)
You know who the globalists fear the most? Hint, he doesn't wear lifts in his shoes.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2024 06:19 PM (UeosB)
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Warn Russia, warn China, Russia then a nuke to Davos. It’d be a righteous hit.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 15, 2024 06:22 PM (cMXNt)
He won't want to step down voluntarily, and having the DNC anoint someone other than the Black Woman VP will cause issues.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 15, 2024 06:23 PM (ycI94)
Kamala Blows Town, Heads to California
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 15, 2024 06:23 PM (xG4kz)
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It seems like they already know.
Posted by: Methos at January 15, 2024 06:22 PM
*sigh*
In a sane world....
Seems like the world has the measure of Biden, and has said F$%k America!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 15, 2024 06:23 PM (Wnv9h)
Not an act of war.
You'll can go back to sleep now.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 15, 2024 06:23 PM (cOq4q)
Just and observation.
And a lamentation.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 15, 2024 06:24 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Fakir! at January 15, 2024 06:24 PM (V5BDR)
He won't want to step down voluntarily, and having the DNC anoint someone other than the Black Woman VP will cause issues.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 15, 2024 06:23 PM (ycI94)
What if Gavin puts on some blackface?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 06:24 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Don Black at January 15, 2024 06:24 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2024 06:24 PM (di6C2)
let's face it -- we just like talk. We don't actually want things done. We just want TV pitchmen shouting commercial advertisements at us.
Posted by: ace at January 15, 2024 06:22 PM (KRtlO)
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The thought that DeSantis is any more popular than Trump is a laugh.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 15, 2024 06:25 PM (cMXNt)
Does Kamala need a new pair of kneepads?
Posted by: Cess at January 15, 2024 06:25 PM (cOq4q)
You know who the globalists fear the most? Hint, he doesn't wear lifts in his shoes.
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Trump is putting it all on the table... he is all in. He is risking his, and his family fortune, his freedom, and really his life. Will desantis to this? .... He sent one bus load a illegals to Martha's Vinyard and then folded like a cheap suit when it got a little hot.
Posted by: ET at January 15, 2024 06:25 PM (YGsx5)
I hate politicians.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at January 15, 2024 06:25 PM (T/Lqj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2024 06:24 PM (di6C2)
Did you JUST NOW notice this?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 06:25 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 15, 2024 06:25 PM (xG4kz)
that the Party would ditch him/move him out
Posted by: Don Black at January 15, 2024 06:24 PM (geLO
I didn't say shit. Well, I did say some shit, we just have to wait and see if I was right.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2024 06:25 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 06:25 PM (ynpvh)
Nah, It just seems worth saying.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2024 06:26 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 06:25 PM (ynpvh)
Nah, It just seems worth saying.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2024 06:26 PM (di6C2)
Ah. like the guy that says, "so it begins"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 06:26 PM (ynpvh)
Hang on to yer butts...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 15, 2024 06:26 PM (MeG8a)
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I think people have become addicted to failure theater.
Any change from the norm is scary.
Posted by: Methos at January 15, 2024 06:27 PM (Dnobf)
Posted by: Pete Butterjug at January 15, 2024 06:27 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Kumala at January 15, 2024 06:27 PM (V5BDR)
After a mild December, much of Canada is experiencing the deep freeze. What is causing it?
Tracey Wilson @TWilsonOttawa 3h
Winter.
It’s called winter ❄️
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 15, 2024 06:27 PM (2yu8s)
But about two or three months after we moved here, there was a fire. My wife pointed out it was the first siren she'd heard. Not Richmond, that's for sure.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 15, 2024 06:27 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 15, 2024 06:25 PM (cMXNt)
That's his point. We get the politicians we deserve.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 15, 2024 06:27 PM (g0Y4p)
Posted by: Yo! Duh. at January 15, 2024 06:27 PM (lZVy/)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 06:27 PM (ynpvh)
yeah the way he rushes in to defend Bud Light and Disney (both donors!) shows me he's totally committed to fight the corporatists
Posted by: ace at January 15, 2024 06:27 PM (KRtlO)
Kamala has left town
The SecDef is incapacitated
and the AttyGeneral is Torquemada
Posted by: Don Black at January 15, 2024 06:28 PM (geLO8)
I hate politicians.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at January 15, 2024 06:25 PM (T/Lqj)
Didn't he basically bug out of DC for most of the term?
Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2024 06:28 PM (UeosB)
Posted by: Kamala No, the other one not the Ugandan Giant at January 15, 2024 06:28 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at January 15, 2024 06:29 PM (T/Lqj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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They told me that if I voted for Trump this would happen. I did, and they were right.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 15, 2024 06:29 PM (XeU6L)
But about two or three months after we moved here, there was a fire. My wife pointed out it was the first siren she'd heard. Not Richmond, that's for sure.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 15, 2024 06:27 PM (1bNHn)
The number of days I don't hear a siren? Zero. I hear AT LEAST a few everyday. Well, living in the vicinity of a fire station will do that...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 06:29 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2024 06:24 PM (di6C2)
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We seem to be in the "all at once" part of the curve.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 15, 2024 06:30 PM (1bNHn)
Kamala has left town
The SecDef is incapacitated
and the AttyGeneral is Torquemada
Posted by: Don Black at January 15, 2024 06:28 PM
WASTF.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 15, 2024 06:30 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: ace at January 15, 2024 06:27 PM (KRtlO)
If you're saying Trump still doesn't know who his enemies are, I'm gonna have to agree with you on that.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2024 06:30 PM (UeosB)
The Shadow People have gotten sick of Biden's dicking around and are running things openly now. And note this also - no one dares to ask who actually gave the order. I think it's not a safe question to ask.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 15, 2024 06:30 PM (S6gqv)
Kamala has left town
The SecDef is incapacitated
and the AttyGeneral is Torquemada
Posted by: Don Black at January 15, 2024 06:28 PM (geLO
Some people did not see the Biden Inquisition coming.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 06:30 PM (ynpvh)
that the Party would ditch him/move him out
Posted by: Don Black at January 15, 2024 06:24 PM (geLO
I thought they were going to ditch his senile ass after his first 100 days, so prognosticating isn't my thing.
There's still the off chance that they wanted to, but the though of Kamala put an end to that idea.
Now I deal with what is and the future is a beautiful mystery.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 15, 2024 06:30 PM (FCbAQ)
Posted by: Kamala No, the other one not the Ugandan Giant at January 15, 2024 06:28 PM (4I/2K)
I assume the circle for men she's sucked is bigger than the circle of men she hasn't...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 06:31 PM (ynpvh)
Kamala has left town
The SecDef is incapacitated
and the AttyGeneral is Torquemada
Posted by: Don Black at January 15, 2024 06:28 PM (geLO
Don't forget, the Homeland Security is ripping down fences all along the border.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2024 06:31 PM (UeosB)
Kamala has left town
The SecDef is incapacitated
and the AttyGeneral is Torquemada
Posted by: Don Black at January 15, 2024 06:28 PM (geLO
Hmmm. Torquemada or Savonarola?
Salem Witch Trials?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2024 06:31 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2024 06:24 PM (di6C2)
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We seem to be in the "all at once" part of the curve.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 15, 2024 06:30 PM (1bNHn)
Well past the knee. Kumala knows this territory.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 06:31 PM (ynpvh)
I hate politicians.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at January 15, 2024 06:25 PM (T/Lqj)
Didn't he basically bug out of DC for most of the term?
Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2024 06:28 PM (UeosB)
One account I read is that he was a cook on some ship docked in Maine during the Civil War, or something. But, whatever the details, he was a non-entity.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at January 15, 2024 06:31 PM (T/Lqj)
Posted by: Gentle Viewer at January 15, 2024 06:32 PM (V5BDR)
See? This followed impulse to run away and make it all go away when things get tough is why Kamala not only won't but never should be Preezy.
Now, if Kamala were...oh, say Hillary or someone like LBJ.
She'd have already plotted and executed her coup on Senile Joe. Because...Biden is Senile!!!! There's no way a determined push to present him as incapacitated could fail. Not at all.
Marshall your crew and MSM contacts. Start leaking rumors and or actual recordings or videos of Loony Joe in action and
Voila! You're Preezy.
But, she doesn't even have the brains or guts or ambition to do that.
She's all like But, I'm a giiirrrrrrlllllll. someone help me. Someone do it for me. I'll give you a blowy.
Sad really.
Hell, Hillary would've outright poisoned or shot or brought in Bill to smear clamdymia all over Biden by now.
Well, Kamala's found her natural level and it's just about the height of Willie Brown's nuts.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 15, 2024 06:32 PM (nFnyb)
Kamala has left town
The SecDef is incapacitated
and the AttyGeneral is Torquemada
Posted by: Don Black at January 15, 2024 06:28 PM (geLO
Don't forget, the Homeland Security is ripping down fences all along the border.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2024 06:31 PM (UeosB)
Oh, and the GOPe...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2024 06:32 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Biden has a mind of his own, just barely at January 15, 2024 06:17 PM (pjs7m)
Specifically his wife.
Posted by: Dr. T
Dr Jill will know if they alter his meds.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 15, 2024 06:32 PM (cOq4q)
He won't want to step down voluntarily, and having the DNC anoint someone other than the Black Woman VP will cause issues.
Posted by: Moron Analyst
Yeah, both of those things. I'm just not envisioning the scenario in which both things happen. We shall see.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2024 06:32 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Dr. T at January 15, 2024 06:27 PM (g0Y4p)
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No, his point was the GOP could’ve had a more popular candidate instead of Trump.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 15, 2024 06:32 PM (cMXNt)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 15, 2024 06:32 PM (as3uC)
We’ve had warm winters due to climate change and we are now having cold winters due to climate change
The only way to stop this is to ban cars and eat bugs
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at January 15, 2024 06:32 PM (VTu1l)
they don't want that
I don't see a scenario when the DNC can get both to step aside
so it's Joe
mark it
Posted by: Don Black at January 15, 2024 06:32 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 15, 2024 06:33 PM (O54VZ)
yeah the way he rushes in to defend Bud Light and Disney (both donors!) shows me he's totally committed to fight the corporatists
Posted by: ace at January 15, 2024 06:27 PM (KRtlO)
Just for nothing but DeSantis wears cowboy boots which are natural lifts but according to his military records DeSantis is 5’ 11 IIRC.
But Trump is good at following Saul Alinsky’s advice. .
Posted by: Titanium White at January 15, 2024 06:33 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 15, 2024 06:32 PM (cMXNt)
This
Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2024 06:33 PM (n2vyf)
Posted by: Rbastid at January 15, 2024 06:33 PM (6YY0Q)
"Same as in town" joke in there somewhere?
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 15, 2024 06:32 PM (as3uC)
QED.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2024 06:33 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 15, 2024 06:30 PM (FCbAQ)
I just put on my "What, Me Worry?" grin, and keep on going.
It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel... well, if I'm being honest, my back hurt sometimes.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2024 06:33 PM (UeosB)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 15, 2024 06:33 PM (yyfQG)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at January 15, 2024 06:31 PM (T/Lqj)
I was preparing for an Under Siege situation.
Posted by: Hannibal Hamlin at January 15, 2024 06:33 PM (4I/2K)
Disclose.tv @disclosetv Jan 13
NOW - "Little Amal" puppet has joined pro-Gaza protests in London after its appearance at the US-Mexico border wall.
Elephants News Network
MORE - The creators of the puppet, which has been presented in more than 30 countries, are a gay couple from South Africa.
http://tinyurl.com/44hr88u7
44 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 15, 2024 06:34 PM (2yu8s)
-
Does anyone know anyone who can get a tweet under Elon's eyeballs? I bet he'd ask. Just for the lulz.
Posted by: Methos at January 15, 2024 06:34 PM (Dnobf)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 06:34 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 15, 2024 06:34 PM (qPw5n)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 15, 2024 06:33 PM (O54VZ)
do we have enough non-nuclear weapons for that?
Then again, do any of our nuclear weapons actually work anymore?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 06:34 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 15, 2024 06:34 PM (J8LnB)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at January 15, 2024 06:35 PM (HQ9Sl)
Salem Witch Trials?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2024 06:31 PM
I'm right here, you know.
Posted by: Christine O'Donnell at January 15, 2024 06:35 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 15, 2024 06:35 PM (iFyBA)
Two days ago, Biden told reporters "I've already delivered the message to Iran. They know not to do anything."
Today, they attacked the US consulate and airport in Northern Iraq.
Posted by: andycanuck
Obviously, Biden should taunt them a second time.
Posted by: a French knight at January 15, 2024 06:35 PM (DgGvY)
Billionaire hedge-fund manager Bill Ackman is throwing his weight and $1 million of his dollars to We Deserve Better PAC to back long-shot Democrat presidential primary candidate Rep. Dean Phillips, D-Minn.
It's the first time I've heard of Dean Phillips, is he a viable candidate for the dems?
Posted by: old chick at January 15, 2024 06:35 PM (sOete)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at January 15, 2024 06:31 PM (T/Lqj)
In other words, best politician we ever had.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2024 06:35 PM (UeosB)
*************
Don’t forget the Fed is going to cut rates FOUR times this year despite not meeting their inflation target (not even close) but hey what’s a little nation ending hyperinflation to ensure the left stays in power during an election year!
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at January 15, 2024 06:35 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 15, 2024 06:36 PM (weeaD)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
I live close to two hospitals with care flight, not only sirens, but helicopters overhead a lot.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 15, 2024 06:36 PM (S6gqv)
Increased Precipitation Across Nation Revealed To Be Cowboys Fans' Tears buff.ly/49cXuxB
The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee 3h
Desperate Cowboys Re-Sign Troy Aikman buff.ly/48u8lD8
Meme:
http://tinyurl.com/bddr3yfs
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 15, 2024 06:36 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 15, 2024 06:34 PM (qPw5n)
Um, Lot boned his daughters when he was drunk...
Yes, the daughters got him drunk and it was their plan...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 06:36 PM (ynpvh)
China would care. Putin probably wouldn't be real happy either. Nether would Germany or a bunch of other EU countries that still trade with Iran.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 06:36 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 15, 2024 06:34 PM (J8LnB)
Is that every hole possible?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 06:37 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: ace at January 15, 2024 06:27 PM (KRtlO)
Neither Bukele or Milei are on the ballot here, I am afraid.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 15, 2024 06:37 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 15, 2024 06:37 PM (OKkSB)
Posted by: Titanium White at January 15, 2024 06:37 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 15, 2024 06:37 PM (J3ryZ)
Posted by: Down Goes Ronda! at January 15, 2024 06:37 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 15, 2024 06:38 PM (2yu8s)
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Except Lot had somewhere to go to get away from it.
Posted by: Methos at January 15, 2024 06:38 PM (Dnobf)
Posted by: Rbastid at January 15, 2024 06:33 PM (6YY0Q)
Of course not. You can't have firefighters wandering around the White House, they might accidentally disrupt the China spies and coke dealers conducting business.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2024 06:38 PM (UeosB)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 06:34 PM (ZLI7S)
Wait, Ukraine is ending? I wondered (actually I didn't, he is pretty predictable) why Steven Green on Insty was doing the 'Russia is going to attack Poland next!' thing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2024 06:38 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
I live close to two hospitals with care flight, not only sirens, but helicopters overhead a lot.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 15, 2024 06:36 PM (S6gqv)
Helicopters (police) and Ospreys (Marines). Some fighter jets too.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 06:38 PM (ynpvh)
Yes, the daughters got him drunk and it was their plan...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 06:36 PM (ynpvh)
It was a Tik Tok challenge.
Posted by: Titanium White at January 15, 2024 06:38 PM (MNhXM)
It'll swallow you in
If you've got some money to burn
Take it home right away
You've got three years to pay
But Satan is waiting his turn
This old earthquake's gonna leave me in the poor house
It seems like this whole town's insane
On the thirty-first floor a gold plated door
Won't keep out the Lord's burning rain...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 15, 2024 06:39 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Methos at January 15, 2024 06:38 PM (Dnobf)
Prolly shoulda left his daughters with their mom though.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2024 06:39 PM (UeosB)
Posted by: JackStraw
Still don't understand why they deal with them.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 15, 2024 06:39 PM (iFyBA)
Increased Precipitation Across Nation Revealed To Be Cowboys Fans' Tears buff.ly/49cXuxB
The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee 3h
Desperate Cowboys Re-Sign Troy Aikman buff.ly/48u8lD8
Meme:
http://tinyurl.com/bddr3yfs
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 15, 2024 06:36 PM (2yu8s)
LOL. Seems like almost every year is Nacho Year...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 06:39 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Down Goes Ronda! at January 15, 2024 06:37 PM (V5BDR)
Desantis is not Jindal or Walker, at least not yet. He did not choke on a national setting like Jindal and he is at least... THREE times as charismatic as Walker.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2024 06:39 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: old chick at January 15, 2024 06:35 PM (sOete)
No. Ackman is ping ponging back and forth between being brilliant and being a total fucking idiot.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 15, 2024 06:40 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: DaveA at January 15, 2024 06:40 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 15, 2024 06:40 PM (OKkSB)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 15, 2024 06:37 PM (OKkSB)
Do kids that had their genitals removed have reproductive rights?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 06:40 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 15, 2024 06:40 PM (eYF7X)
Zelensky has asked Switzerland to set up peace talks.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 06:40 PM (ZLI7S)
Yes, the daughters got him drunk and it was their plan...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 06:36 PM (ynpvh)
It was a Tik Tok challenge.
Posted by: Titanium White at January 15, 2024 06:38 PM (MNhXM)
Pronhub viral video idea.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2024 06:40 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 06:40 PM (ZLI7S)
Oh ho! That's interesting...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2024 06:41 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 15, 2024 06:40 PM (OKkSB)
LOL, that's so bad...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 06:42 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Tuna at January 15, 2024 06:42 PM (oaGWv)
Posted by: Down Goes Ronda! at January 15, 2024 06:37 PM (V5BDR)
_______
Three guys who showed they could govern well. We can't have that kind in DC!
Posted by: Eeyore at January 15, 2024 06:42 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2024 06:39 PM (di6C2)
A better parallel would be Rick Perry.
And in a way, Fred Thompson, in that Fred lacked "fire in the belly" as they say, and probably for the same reason.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2024 06:42 PM (UeosB)
OG soap dries you the hell out.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2024 06:42 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 15, 2024 06:43 PM (eYF7X)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 15, 2024 06:43 PM (yyfQG)
Yes, the daughters got him drunk and it was their plan...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 06:36 PM (ynpvh)
It was a Tik Tok challenge.
Posted by: Titanium White at January 15, 2024 06:38 PM (MNhXM)
Pronhub viral video idea.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2024 06:40 PM (di6C2)
Probably done
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 06:43 PM (ynpvh)
End Wokeness @EndWokeness Jan 14
10 days apart.
http://tinyurl.com/4fmu4aa4
NYT screencaps
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 15, 2024 06:43 PM (2yu8s)
She is a racist antisemitic neo Nazi. AND an
Transgender Antifa Supporter!
http://tinyurl.com/vtttnx2a
. Authorities have charged an Oregon woman who they say posted threats to her workplace on a Facebook transgender woman support group and for months posted a series of pro-Nazi and antisemitic comments on Twitter/X. Following a court-order search, FBI agents also seized 27 guns from her house this week.
Posted by: rd at January 15, 2024 06:43 PM (wT0WT)
Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2024 06:43 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 15, 2024 06:43 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Tuna at January 15, 2024 06:42 PM (oaGWv)
We have gotten a couple inches here north of you (Lexington, Ky.) Chilly out there.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2024 06:44 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 06:44 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 06:40 PM (ZLI7S)
He could have gotten a better deal a couple years ago.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 15, 2024 06:44 PM (D7oie)
=
not all of us , just some of us
Posted by: runner at January 15, 2024 06:44 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 15, 2024 06:43 PM (yyfQG)
had a pizza on the stove a few years ago. Opened up the box, saw that some of the meat had been removed...with a claw.
Bastard black cat had gotten up, nudged the box open, grabbed some loot, and closed the box.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 06:44 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2024 06:43 PM (fwDg9)
To be fair, Skip, no one liked Biden either.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2024 06:44 PM (di6C2)
Hmm. Sounds kinda catchy. Maybe I could tweak it a bit "We pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor."
Posted by: Shit Thomas Jefferson Said, Vol III at January 15, 2024 06:45 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 06:40 PM (ZLI7S)
Well, "peace" talks.
In public at least, Zelensky is pitching it more as an opportunity for Russia to see how much of the world is arrayed against it and agree to withdraw from Ukrainian territory. Color me skeptical about how well that goes.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 15, 2024 06:45 PM (g0Y4p)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 15, 2024 06:40 PM (OKkSB)
LOL, that's so bad...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 06:42 PM (ynpvh)
Never heard of Job's Daughters before...
Looks a wee bit culty to me.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2024 06:45 PM (UeosB)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Thank you. I wasn't surprised Ackman didn't become red or black or orange pilled as they say over the antisemitism of the left.
I wondered about Dean Phillips,he must be pretty low profile. I live in ND and haven't heard of him to my recall.
Posted by: old chick at January 15, 2024 06:45 PM (sOete)
Unless they're planning the Torricelli Switch, BiteMe is the candidate. New Hammy's primary is in 8 days.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 15, 2024 06:45 PM (IG4Id)
Taiwan’s democracy at work. Every vote is held up so that it is visible to the public. The result is shouted out, repeated, then tallied on a visible sheet of paper.
Anyone can watch, take pictures, or film. When the ballot box is empty, staff show the public that it really is.
http://tinyurl.com/3zyh85yb
37 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 15, 2024 06:45 PM (2yu8s)
They make some great f'ing beer.
Posted by: JackStraw
and cheese with holes.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 15, 2024 06:45 PM (eYF7X)
I hear they make great army knives.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 15, 2024 06:43 PM (eYF7X)
They will come up with 12 different peace plans depending on the type of peace they’re working on.
Posted by: Titanium White at January 15, 2024 06:45 PM (MNhXM)
She is a racist antisemitic neo Nazi. AND an
Transgender Antifa Supporter!
http://tinyurl.com/vtttnx2a
. Authorities have charged an Oregon woman who they say posted threats to her workplace on a Facebook transgender woman support group and for months posted a series of pro-Nazi and antisemitic comments on Twitter/X. Following a court-order search, FBI agents also seized 27 guns from her house this week.
Posted by: rd at January 15, 2024 06:43 PM (wT0WT)
That's a surprise.
I mean, normally the FIB would create a mass-shooter situation using some retarded simp and make sure he was wearing a MAGA hat or something.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 06:46 PM (ynpvh)
humanevents.com: Vince Ellison
http://tinyurl.com/7hfc2pvz
Posted by: Ciampino - So how did she pay for that house? at January 15, 2024 06:46 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 15, 2024 06:46 PM (OKkSB)
Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2024 06:43 PM (fwDg9)
The Kumala Vac. It sucks!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2024 06:46 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Down Goes Ronda! at January 15, 2024 06:37 PM (V5BDR)
_______
Three guys who showed they could govern well. We can't have that kind in DC!
Posted by: Eeyore at January 15, 2024 06:42 PM (1bNHn)
If you're gleefully rubbing your hands about the prospect of DeSantis getting crushed in IA tonight, you probably never cared that much about conservative ideas in the first place.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 15, 2024 06:47 PM (g0Y4p)
Posted by: Dr. T at January 15, 2024 06:45 PM (g0Y4p)
Z man is learning the same lesson learned by many others over the years: He F'd up, he trusted us.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2024 06:47 PM (UeosB)
Sounds like a magic show. Is there a hot assistant holding up the empty box?
Posted by: Titanium White at January 15, 2024 06:47 PM (MNhXM)
I'm not... I hope he does well... I'd like to see haley get crushed and go away
Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2024 06:48 PM (n2vyf)
Posted by: Mary Clogenstien of Brattleboro Ve at January 15, 2024 06:48 PM (vFG9F)
I hear they make great army knives.
Posted by: Maj. Healey
I ordered a Swiss Navy Knife 2 years ago. Still hasn't arrived.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 15, 2024 06:48 PM (IG4Id)
Yea, I'm sure Putin has no idea what's going on in the world. Just playing with his mini giraffe and rolling in money like Scrooge McDuck.
Admitting that the world is getting tired of funding this useless war is probably not the best way to enter a negotiation.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 06:48 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 15, 2024 06:49 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: torabora at January 15, 2024 06:49 PM (OUiUM)
Posted by: Explain what he did wrong - be precise at January 15, 2024 06:49 PM (pjs7m)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 15, 2024 06:45 PM
Mmmm....Ementhaler....
Posted by: Christine O'Donnell at January 15, 2024 06:49 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Down Goes Ronda! at January 15, 2024 06:37 PM (V5BDR)
_______
Three guys who showed they could govern well. We can't have that kind in DC!
Posted by: Eeyore at January 15, 2024 06:42 PM (1bNHn)
If you're gleefully rubbing your hands about the prospect of DeSantis getting crushed in IA tonight, you probably never cared that much about conservative ideas in the first place.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 15, 2024 06:47 PM (g0Y4p)
_____
I'm hardly gleeful. But I'm not surprised either. I liked all 3 of them.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 15, 2024 06:49 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 15, 2024 06:49 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 15, 2024 06:49 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2024 06:48 PM (n2vyf)
I'd like to see her finish fourth. Far below the third place finisher. Whether that's Vivek or Boots, I can't say, and don't really much care which.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2024 06:49 PM (TOvGn)
Posted by: runner at January 15, 2024 06:50 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Shipping is always slow when you use the Goodrich blimp …
Posted by: Adriane the iThingy Critic . . . at January 15, 2024 06:50 PM (4Winp)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 15, 2024 06:50 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Maj. Healey
>Who said anything about sexual attraction? Kamala is like Harvey at the transmission shop. He'll service your gear and you walk away with a certain satisfaction.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 15, 2024 06:50 PM (J3ryZ)
Posted by: Explain what he did wrong - be precise at January 15, 2024 06:49 PM (pjs7m)
_____
All signs point to your being right.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 15, 2024 06:50 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: Danintexas at January 15, 2024 06:50 PM (a3Bbz)
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 15, 2024 06:49 PM (MGB5H)
Well, broken clock, blind squirrel.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2024 06:50 PM (di6C2)
Lets run some inexperienced candidates that haven't run for national office because they are more polite. We like polite losers, especially is they stab us in the back while running.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 15, 2024 06:51 PM (L8hCM)
I believe @deanbphillips didn’t understand what DEI was when that was made part of his website. I made the same mistake.
He is getting educated as we speak. Let’s listen to what he has to say after he gets educated.
That’s the danger of the DEI movement. It comes inside a Trojan horse of constructed of beneficent sounding words.
Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson 19h
Bill @billackman: I have spoken to many @TheDemocrats Senators and Congressmen: centrists all.
To a man, they claim "equity" means equality of opportunity, which it does not, and are denial about the danger posed by the radical left.
It's a blindness so stunning you can't believe it until you see and hear it.
Take note @RepDeanPhillips @RobertKennedyJr
The rot is way deeper than you think. I'm dead serious.
-----
Lesson not learned by Ackman it appears.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 15, 2024 06:51 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 15, 2024 06:49 PM (MGB5H)
Well, broken clock, blind squirrel.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Dammit! Paid. He's claiming they don't get paid enough.
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 15, 2024 06:52 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 06:48 PM (ZLI7S)
Which is why I don't think Zelensky's serious about wanting peace. It's a move to shore up international support, nothing more.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 15, 2024 06:52 PM (g0Y4p)
Posted by: torabora
I understand they're for sale. Just fill out a requisition form.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 15, 2024 06:52 PM (FVME7)
*******
Not me, despite still backing Trump I hope DeSantis and Vivek do well, but I want Haley to get fucked down through the earth by the fist of an angry green god until she winds up in China
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at January 15, 2024 06:52 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: President Donald J. Trump at January 15, 2024 06:52 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: BruceWayne "
Mitch should come out. We would welcome him to are communety.
Posted by: Mary Clogenstien of Brattleboro Ve at January 15, 2024 06:52 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: runner at January 15, 2024 06:52 PM (V13WU)
But they deliberately wasted it so they can try and hobble Trump in the general election and try and get Bernie Moreno to lose in OH.
I sure hope this is remembered by Desantis people when they type up more reasons Trump is the worst president ever.
Posted by: UwU_Power at January 15, 2024 06:52 PM (Aoqwj)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant
Um, Lot boned his daughters when he was drunk...
Yes, the daughters got him drunk and it was their plan...
Posted by: jim
And they're the good family that the Lord saved.
Imagine how bad everyone must be to get your whole nation righteously smited.
I guess that's why America, as it is, still stands. We haven't gotten to the gang-raping-angels-level.
Posted by: mikeski at January 15, 2024 06:53 PM (DgGvY)
Mexicans who honk their car horn at anything female walking have entered the chat.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 15, 2024 06:53 PM (OKkSB)
Posted by: Maj. Healey
I ordered a Swiss Navy Knife 2 years ago. Still hasn't arrived.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 15, 2024 06:48 PM (IG4Id)
******
Swiss Army knives get the job done.
Posted by: O.J. Simpson at January 15, 2024 06:54 PM (OUiUM)
I hear they make great army knives.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 15, 2024 06:43 PM (eYF7X)
They will come up with 12 different peace plans depending on the type of peace they’re working on.
Posted by: Titanium White at January 15, 2024 06:45 PM (MNhXM)
----
And to be spiteful, Zelensky is not going to invite the Russians SO THERE!
Footstomp: https://www.youtube.com
http://tinyurl.com/3u5rrs69
Posted by: Ciampino - Footstomp by The Shadows at January 15, 2024 06:54 PM (qfLjt)
Michael Steele is like most never-Trumpers...they hate Trump more than they hate Democrats...but if it's a choice between a Republican "anybody but Trump" and Democrat Joe Biden, they will revert to GOP asshole type.
I'm sure most Republicans will vote a woman to be President. Maybe 500 years from now. If they haven't killed them off by then.
Haley is on the wrong side of abortion...she will lose. They all will...soon no GOP in any election will be safe. When voters realize the only way to stop the assault on women is to toss them out.
If the one-issue self-identified progressives play the same circular firing squad they did in 2016, Steele is probably right. If Trump is their nominee we should win, as core dema come out and vote. The so-called self-identified progressives are not a reliable voting block.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 15, 2024 06:54 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 15, 2024 06:54 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 15, 2024 06:54 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 15, 2024 06:50 PM (J3ryZ)
I guess I never thought of it before, but if you're hiring a ho, does it really matter whether she's pretty or not?
I'm gonna guess the ugly ones work harder.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2024 06:54 PM (TOvGn)
This is more Ace Trump Can't Win hot garbage.
Somehow the guy that will have to drop out after New Hampshire and who ran the worst campaign since Jeb! is the most electable candidate.
BUT THE DEMOCRATS WANT TO RUN AGAINST TRUMP AND THINGS ARE GOING EXACTLY LIKE THEY WANT THEM TO!!!!!! So dumb and tiresome.
Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at January 15, 2024 06:54 PM (xaNfJ)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 15, 2024 06:53 PM (OKkSB)
I've noticed that when I take my morning walk... Don't get me wrong I'm fine for my age but the key word here is age...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2024 06:54 PM (n2vyf)
Posted by: mikeski at January 15, 2024 06:53 PM (DgGvY)
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We just need FOUR MORE YEARS!
Posted by: The Left at January 15, 2024 06:54 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Titanium White at January 15, 2024 06:55 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 06:40 PM (ZLI7S)
He could have gotten a better deal a couple years ago.
Posted by: Kindltot
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Probably leveraging his Swiss bank accounts.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 15, 2024 06:55 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 15, 2024 06:49 PM (MGB5H)
Is that his wife's fault or the fault of his procurer?
Posted by: Kindltot at January 15, 2024 06:55 PM (D7oie)
Republicans lose 4 more house seats due to craven cowardice
Democrats name Hillary Clinton as Speaker
Joey publicly zotzes out
Kampala chokes on a cucumber, unexpectedly
Preznit Hillary! Order and normality return as arrests are made
Posted by: Auspex at January 15, 2024 06:55 PM (j4U/Z)
I think the opposite. The world IS getting tired of funding this useless war. Particularly us since we are funding the overwhelming amount. The average age of the Ukrainian military is now somewhere in the low 40s. They are running out of cannon fodder.
The EU has provided relatively little funding since the start of the war, I don't see this inspiring them to spend now.
We'll see.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 06:55 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Jamaica at January 15, 2024 06:55 PM (Eeb9P)
Mexicans who honk their car horn at anything female walking have entered the chat.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 15, 2024 06:53 PM (OKkSB
****
What am I? Chopped liver?
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at January 15, 2024 06:56 PM (OUiUM)
Supposedly it takes about 25 kg of 60% to create a single bombs worth of weapons grade uranium.
The Iranians have been working on this for over 20 years. I am sure they solved all the other issues already. After all, both Pakistan and North Korea have developed Thermonuclear weapons since then. I have no doubt they have sold the technology and actual hardware equipment to Iran already.
My guess is they are going to keep enrichment to 60 percent, but create enough for 20-30 bombs. No one will try to stop them, because IT IS NOT WEAPONS GRADE. Just keep whistling in the dark!
By the time the UN, Europe and Biden take action? Iran will have ten or more nuclear weapons and tested at least one bomb.
Posted by: rd at January 15, 2024 06:56 PM (wT0WT)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 15, 2024 06:54 PM (S6gqv)
Thank you for coming, I see you in Hell! I am the greatest driver in all the land! Thank you, come again. I have brought glory to the name of Nahasapeemapetilon!
Posted by: Apu Nahasapeemapetilon at January 15, 2024 06:56 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Jamaica at January 15, 2024 06:57 PM (Eeb9P)
No matter how hard most people try to avoid the topic of name recognition imo it still plays a large part toward poll numbers, etc. with the general public.
I think Doug Burgum (gov ND) should have done much better when his experience in private business and governing was considered. He had little recognition outside ND, but, I think his running helped him gain for the future.
Posted by: old chick at January 15, 2024 06:57 PM (sOete)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 15, 2024 06:53 PM
*blasts LA Cucaracha horn*
- Illegals everywhere
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 15, 2024 06:57 PM (Wnv9h)
His ratings will crater with independents more so. He will be shown the door.
Then the fun begins.
Unfortunately, not so much for the slain personnel.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 15, 2024 06:57 PM (JkCto)
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Lol.
Ron standing on the railing of the bow of the SS Florida, yelling "I am the king of the world!" while the legislature did all the rowing is "actually doing things"
And that's why he's coming in 3rd.
Has nothing to do with Trump.
But I'm sure his campaign of calling primary voters a bunch of stupids who can't see Trump is doomed will catch fire any day now....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 15, 2024 06:57 PM (PFILT)
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Why, it's as if Sodom was a sinkhole of depravity.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 15, 2024 06:57 PM (XeU6L)
She's positively weird looking.
But she's not outright homely, like her model stepdaughter.
And, in fairness, she has a pulse and reportedly takes a very transactional approach to oral sex.
Plus, when you're in her throat, she probably cannot do that cackling thing.
Posted by: I can see how some people get to one, innumerate people, but still at January 15, 2024 06:58 PM (pjs7m)
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Our good leftist friends. Even MSNBC is an enemy of the People for airing wrongthink.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 15, 2024 06:58 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Explain what he did wrong - be precise
How would that go over as an intro to a rebuttal?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 15, 2024 06:58 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at January 15, 2024 06:52 PM (VTu1l)
Now there's a position I can get behind.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 15, 2024 06:58 PM (g0Y4p)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant
Um, Lot boned his daughters when he was drunk...
Yes, the daughters got him drunk and it was their plan...
Posted by: jim
And they're the good family that the Lord saved.
Imagine how bad everyone must be to get your whole nation righteously smited.
I guess that's why America, as it is, still stands. We haven't gotten to the gang-raping-angels-level.
Posted by: mikeski at January 15, 2024 06:53 PM (DgGvY)
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He did offer his daughters to the mob, too.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 15, 2024 06:59 PM (1bNHn)
And there was a charge against her out there, for domestic violence. That's been dropped.
I think I heard she's vacating her seat, and running for Ken Buck's seat instead. She probably won't win the nomination, but it won't be as humiliating as losing to a Democrat in November.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2024 06:59 PM (TOvGn)
Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2024 06:59 PM (fwDg9)
Agree about Burgum but I don’t know if his short run did much for his name recognition. He’s a sharp guy though. We could do much worse.
Posted by: Titanium White at January 15, 2024 07:00 PM (MNhXM)
Who did you want? Not-Nikki?
'"it's so funny to think about nominating someone who actual does things instead of just ranting about them at rallies or on twitter"
Excuse me? I thought he actually did quite a lot when he was prez--despite constant Democrat attacks!
Posted by: AnnaS at January 15, 2024 07:00 PM (FnSbk)
Posted by: mikeski at January 15, 2024 06:53 PM (DgGvY)
To be fair, the people of Sodom didn't know those were angels. Let us not be too judgmental towards anyone created in God's image.
Posted by: David French at January 15, 2024 07:00 PM (g0Y4p)
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Inflation's a real bitch, eh?
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Ha, ha. Before the correction, I misread the original as having said "paid enough" and that's what was actually meant.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 15, 2024 07:00 PM (2yu8s)
Then there's no path for any Republican to win unless they are a Nikki Haley Republican and I don't care cause I ain't voting for her.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 07:01 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Northernlurker
Domino's releases Cheese Volcano Pizza with crater of cheese sauce in the middle for dipping … in Japan
http://tinyurl.com/3ue43jsv
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In Japan, sure, but we can't have nice things!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 15, 2024 07:01 PM (FVME7)
She is a racist antisemitic neo Nazi. AND an
Transgender Antifa Supporter!
http://tinyurl.com/vtttnx2a
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Posted by: rd at January 15, 2024 06:43 PM (wT0WT)
Do you mean she or "she"?
...anyway, *it* probably was planning to attack some unauthorized target, such as the mini-Mengele(s) who made it an it...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 15, 2024 07:01 PM (llON8)
I saw a photo of her grabbing that leftists junk in the theater. First date, go for the junk.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 15, 2024 07:01 PM (eYF7X)
>>No, his point was the GOP could’ve had a more popular candidate instead of Trump.
DeSantis is so popular that he is going to come in third in Iowa, skip NH, because reasons, and then put his popularity into you in SC.
The gravitas and charisma that oozes off that guy is palpable.
Certainly puts a shiver up the Ewoks leg, that's for sure.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 15, 2024 07:01 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 15, 2024 06:54 PM (S6gqv)
Which is just sad. Because Apu has a heart of gold and can run a business.
Posted by: We could do worse that Apu at January 15, 2024 07:01 PM (pjs7m)
Posted by: Press Secretary for Mr. Beria at January 15, 2024 07:01 PM (Eeb9P)
Posted by: fd at January 15, 2024 07:02 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 15, 2024 07:02 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Jamaica at January 15, 2024 07:02 PM (Eeb9P)
Posted by: Jamaica at January 15, 2024 07:03 PM (Eeb9P)
The other choice, Sweden is supporting Ukraine, along with Europe and the United States. Sweden also just joined NATO, which really pissed off Putin.
Posted by: rd at January 15, 2024 07:03 PM (wT0WT)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 15, 2024 07:02 PM (xT8gx)
To be fair, it won't take a Seth Rich type of event for an 82 year old frail demented guy...
Posted by: Nova Local at January 15, 2024 07:03 PM (exHjb)
Then there's no path for any Republican to win unless they are a Nikki Haley Republican and I don't care cause I ain't voting for her.
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Yes.
We're past the point where elections offer any solutions.
Posted by: Methos at January 15, 2024 07:04 PM (Dnobf)
Posted by: Jamaica at January 15, 2024 06:57 PM (Eeb9P)
Nuh-uh!!! 'Cuz this time Trump'll bring The Reckoning (tm) with him and it'll be a tidal wave! The Dems are TERRIFIED of facing him again!!!
Posted by: Dr. T at January 15, 2024 07:04 PM (g0Y4p)
Posted by: Jamaica at January 15, 2024 07:02 PM (Eeb9P)
I guess there are still people who will vote for the R party, no matter what.
I don't understand it, but I know they exist.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2024 07:05 PM (TOvGn)
Posted by: Jamaica at January 15, 2024 07:06 PM (Eeb9P)
I'm pretty sure that Obama and a bunch of others in the Democrat Party know exactly what Joe was doing to make money from the CPP, Ukraine, Russia and others. A friendly chat where one of them mentions it would be best for all concerned if Joe stepped down or some of that information might find its way into the public.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 07:06 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: David French at January 15, 2024 07:00 PM (g0Y4p)
Yes! Who are we to judge the sodomites? They just wanted to get married, raise a family and be good and do sodomite stuff. All they wanted was for Lot to join in the fun! Like a picnic...
Posted by: Pastor Ann Water Walker, Unitarian Church Of The Rainbow Gospel at January 15, 2024 07:06 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Jamaica at January 15, 2024 07:06 PM (Eeb9P)
True.
Steelers TD - down 8 with PAT pending...
Posted by: Nova Local at January 15, 2024 07:07 PM (exHjb)
What's Ron's plan to beat the cheat?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 07:07 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 07:06 PM (ZLI7S)
I think you overstate that threat of publicity. I think everyone knows he is a sleazy piece of shit and yet his supporters do not care.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2024 07:07 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Jamaica at January 15, 2024 07:06 PM (Eeb9P)
....And this is why Nikki Haley is in the race.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2024 07:07 PM (b9y9p)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 15, 2024 06:49 PM (S6gqv)
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Well at night all one could see was the burning Tesla.
Posted by: Ciampino - Lithium light my fire - zombie Jose Feliciano at January 15, 2024 07:07 PM (qfLjt)
24-17 10:32 4th
Posted by: Don Black at January 15, 2024 07:08 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Titanium White at January 15, 2024 07:08 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 15, 2024 07:08 PM (OKkSB)
Posted by: Titanium White at January 15, 2024 07:08 PM (MNhXM)
Always the bridesmaid- never the bride.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2024 07:08 PM (di6C2)
I think you overstate that threat of publicity. I think everyone knows he is a sleazy piece of shit and yet his supporters do not care.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2024 07:07 PM (di6C2)
That, and all those Democrats are just as dirty as he is.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2024 07:08 PM (b9y9p)
Certainly puts a shiver up the Ewoks leg, that's for sure.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 15, 2024 07:01 PM (XV/Pl)
I guess the Ewok would rather have Ronald Reagan than Jerry Springer.
Apparently a lot of GOP voters feel otherwise.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 15, 2024 07:08 PM (g0Y4p)
Wait, if Trump is so unpopular, how is it that he's trouncing DeSantis and Haley?
Look, I have my issues with the man, but he's going to win the nom running away. That said, if in the eyes of some he's a hold-your-nose candidate, then we are truly lost.
That said, we are well beyond elections rectifying where we are at. As well as people we perceive as being able to deliver us from evil.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2024 07:09 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2024 07:09 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Gojirra at January 15, 2024 07:09 PM (Dnobf)
Mike Tomlin has done fund raisers for Hillary.
Posted by: Auspex at January 15, 2024 07:10 PM (j4U/Z)
http://tinyurl.com/zkpp8ed8
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 15, 2024 07:10 PM (eYF7X)
I think you overstate how many people really know about Joe's corruption. Most people still get their news from corporate media and they sure as hell aren't tell them.
Besides, impeachment is still on the table. It was Republican Senators who finally made the walk to the White House to tell Nixon it was time to go.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 07:10 PM (ZLI7S)
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Don't make me shut you up again.
Posted by: Gojirra at January 15, 2024 07:09 PM (Dnobf)
"Gommorah my house, Gommorah MY house,
I'm-a-gonna-give-a-you surprise anal . . ."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2024 07:10 PM (x0n13)
Wait, if Trump is so unpopular, how is it that he's trouncing DeSantis and Haley?
Look, I have my issues with the man, but he's going to win the nom running away. That said, if in the eyes of some he's a hold-your-nose candidate, then we are truly lost.
That said, we are well beyond elections rectifying where we are at. As well as people we perceive as being able to deliver us from evil.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2024 07:09 PM (x0n13)
B/c primaries draw 20-30% of voters...and caucuses draw less...and Trump has the most rabid supporters, so he wins them (maybe - we'll see this year), while also having the fewest overall in a general election b/c of the feelings he causes both ways...see Ace...
Posted by: Nova Local at January 15, 2024 07:11 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Titanium White at January 15, 2024 07:08 PM (MNhXM)
Well, you never hear of anyone "Gomorrahing" someone.
Tee Hee!
Posted by: Pete BootEdgeEdge, Sodomite And Lover Of Caak at January 15, 2024 07:11 PM (R/m4+)
I think you overstate that threat of publicity. I think everyone knows he is a sleazy piece of shit and yet his supporters do not care.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2024 07:07 PM (di6C2)
Yeah I don’t buy it. If they were able to pressure him out they’d have already done it. It’s not gonna happen. Only if they resort to actually snuffing him out…. He’s a stubborn senile old cuss and will not step down in the face of any threat
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 15, 2024 07:11 PM (xT8gx)
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Well, they can't appeal to his conscience.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 15, 2024 07:11 PM (FVME7)
Do these people understand the difference between tactical and ballistic missiles?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2024 07:11 PM (W/lyH)
In college, once when I mentioned that, I got in response, "That's like saying 'Hi, I'm from Gomorrah.'"
Posted by: Eeyore at January 15, 2024 07:11 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2024 07:09 PM (fwDg9)
And then there's the Dao-Min Yen Stealers. . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2024 07:11 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 15, 2024 07:12 PM (OKkSB)
Posted by: Redenzo at January 15, 2024 07:12 PM (V/pbu)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 07:07 PM (ZLI7S)
I have said this before: either the Dems' voter fraud machine has been perfected to the point it can beat any GOP candidate, or it hasn't.
If it has, this argument is a bunch of sound and fury, signifying nothing. If it hasn't, and it can still be outmaneuvered, then we ought to nominate, if we can, someone who is genuinely conservative *and* can appeal to as broad a segment of the electorate as possible.
Explain to me how DeSantis isn't that guy and Trump is.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 15, 2024 07:12 PM (g0Y4p)
Posted by: Titanium White at January 15, 2024 07:12 PM (MNhXM)
In college, once when I mentioned that, I got in response, "That's like saying 'Hi, I'm from Gomorrah.'"
Posted by: Eeyore at January 15, 2024 07:11 PM (1bNHn)
"So lonely."
- - Jericho
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2024 07:12 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Skip
This is the only scenario where I can imagine one donating to her.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 15, 2024 07:12 PM (mp9e7)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 15, 2024 07:12 PM (nnp+f)
A utube guy is explaining why this is sounding fishy.
Apparently they were boarding a Somali ship containing missile parts from Iran.
He speculates they were KIA, but the US is being mum.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 15, 2024 07:12 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: David French at January 15, 2024 07:00 PM (g0Y4p)
Yes! Who are we to judge the sodomites? They just wanted to get married, raise a family and be good and do sodomite stuff. All they wanted was for Lot to join in the fun! Like a picnic...
Posted by: Pastor Ann Water Walker, Unitarian Church Of The Rainbow Gospel at January 15, 2024 07:06 PM (R/m4+)
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And Men could get pregnant, grow lumps of tissue in the colon and give birth to ...... COLONIZERS !!
Posted by: Ciampino - Shitty fartclam wieners at January 15, 2024 07:12 PM (qfLjt)
The wrists say we are in safe territory...
but the face makes me wonder if I should go over the Pre-Flight Checklist one more time and take a close look at those flaps?
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2024 07:12 PM (RVloE)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 15, 2024 07:13 PM (mp9e7)
Do these people understand the difference between tactical and ballistic missiles?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2024 07:11 PM (W/lyH)
Has an ICBM ever been used for anything? I know not nuclear, but is there even a non-nuclear payload that could be delivered by ICBM?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2024 07:13 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Nova Local at January 15, 2024 07:11 PM (exHjb)
I did. Hence my comment.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2024 07:13 PM (x0n13)
Tell me all the ways Ron's platform is different from Trump's.
And Ron can't even navigate the primary, what makes you think he can navigate the general?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 07:13 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 15, 2024 07:13 PM (OKkSB)
http://tinyurl.com/zkpp8ed8
Posted by: Maj. Healey
I assume that during the talent competition she smoked a bunch of Islamo commie rat bastards.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 15, 2024 07:14 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Don Black at January 15, 2024 07:14 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 15, 2024 07:12 PM (nnp+f)
He's being sarcastic, I think.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2024 07:14 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 15, 2024 07:12 PM (nnp+f)
You need to retune your reading comprehension skills there, cupcake.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2024 07:14 PM (b9y9p)
So the story one went overboard and another jumped in to save him may not be the real story?
These days the government makes up shit when it’s not necessary just because they’re so used to it.
Posted by: Titanium White at January 15, 2024 07:15 PM (MNhXM)
. . .
Posted by: Eeyore
Alas.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 15, 2024 07:13 PM (mp9e7)
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Hey! Captain Kangaroo lived there, too.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 15, 2024 07:16 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2024 07:13 PM (di6C2)
The V2 has entered the chat.
Posted by: Beartooth at January 15, 2024 07:16 PM (5FnZt)
I grew up on Wrong Island as well although, I try not to tell many people about that.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 15, 2024 07:16 PM (eYF7X)
So the story one went overboard and another jumped in to save him may not be the real story?
These days the government makes up shit when it’s not necessary just because they’re so used to it.
Posted by: Titanium White at January 15, 2024 07:15 PM (MNhXM)
See, that's funny b/c I thought we made up the story b/c we had a traitor or an accidental friendly fire...
Posted by: Nova Local at January 15, 2024 07:16 PM (exHjb)
Yep. And he's the only one who has any chance of beating the cheat, if that's possible. He is a bundle of flaws and virtues, both really pronounced. For better or worse, he's it, period. (And I say that as someone who actually prefers Desantis.)
Posted by: He's Old Don Kenobi at January 15, 2024 07:16 PM (pjs7m)
And Ron can't even navigate the primary, what makes you think he can navigate the general?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 07:13 PM (ZLI7S)
It isn't about platform. Trump, as a person, is toxic to millions of swing voters. Should he be, based on his record? No, but he is, and that isn't going to change. Compared to Trump's numbers in FL, DeSantis can pull in far more independents, women, and Hispanics.
I don't like having to make that kind of argument, but in the end, it comes down to votes, and you have to take that into consideration.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 15, 2024 07:17 PM (g0Y4p)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 07:06 PM (ZLI7S)
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I'm betting that the Bidens are threatening the same exposure of Obama, and all the other quislings who have been enriching themselves for decades.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 15, 2024 07:17 PM (xmIbJ)
Posted by: Northernlurker
Domino's releases Cheese Volcano Pizza with crater of cheese sauce in the middle for dipping … in Japan
http://tinyurl.com/3ue43jsv
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In Japan, sure, but we can't have nice things!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 15, 2024 07:01 PM (FVME7)
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But is there double-dipping?
Posted by: Ciampino - George Costanza at January 15, 2024 07:17 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2024 07:14 PM (di6C2)
Not sarcastic. I think this goof read my comment saying this is why Nikki Haley is still in the race.
People like Nikki Haley get votes, because there are plenty of not so bright people who vote.
I hope that clears it up for our mensa members in the audience.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2024 07:18 PM (b9y9p)
Posted by: Titanium White
Ahh, the Biden option.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 15, 2024 07:18 PM (FVME7)
http://tinyurl.com/zkpp8ed8
Posted by: Maj. Healey
Tranny Trap?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 15, 2024 07:18 PM (cOq4q)
Yep. And he's the only one who has any chance of beating the cheat, if that's possible. He is a bundle of flaws and virtues, both really pronounced. For better or worse, he's it, period. (And I say that as someone who actually prefers Desantis.)
Posted by: He's Old Don Kenobi at January 15, 2024 07:16 PM (pjs7m)
He can't beat the cheat b/c he won't try and won't put money and ground game into it. Youngkin showed how you beat cheats...it's literally having an army working for you.
Posted by: Nova Local at January 15, 2024 07:18 PM (exHjb)
I think one or more of the Mercury missions used an ICBM booster
Posted by: Don Black at January 15, 2024 07:18 PM (geLO8)
These days the government makes up shit when it’s not necessary just because they’re so used to it.
The utube guy says if seal #2 was a rescue, then his beacon and strobe should have been on. Also, he speculates that they don't want to admit that the Houthis, or Somalis, or Iran, or whoever, killed our soldiers, because that would escalate matters.
A 'these are not the drones you are looking for' type of tactic.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 15, 2024 07:19 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 15, 2024 07:19 PM (zdLoL)
She's positively weird looking.
But she's not outright homely, like her model stepdaughter.
And, in fairness, she has a pulse and reportedly takes a very transactional approach to oral sex.
Plus, when you're in her throat, she probably cannot do that cackling thing.
Posted by: I can see how some people get to one, innumerate people, but still
>Haley is not much different. But then I've not heard much about of her oral talents yet. Just boilerplate meanderings about what somebody in the party should do!
*pounds podium* Garsh Darn It!
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 15, 2024 07:19 PM (J3ryZ)
Retards deserve representation too.
Posted by: Gerald Ford at January 15, 2024 07:19 PM (pjs7m)
Posted by: Northernlurker
Domino's releases Cheese Volcano Pizza with crater of cheese sauce in the middle for dipping … in Japan
http://tinyurl.com/3ue43jsv
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In Japan, sure, but we can't have nice things!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 15, 2024 07:01 PM (FVME7)[/io]
You'll also notice that each quarter of the pizza has different toppings.
Nice!
Try getting that here in the US.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 15, 2024 07:19 PM (nFnyb)
Cute premise. Completely unproven, though.
And it won't even get a chance at being tested.
The Meatball is done for this cycle.
If he is lucky, he may be in a medically assisted coma and still be viable for 2028...but, without a Governorship, I doubt it.
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2024 07:19 PM (RVloE)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 15, 2024 07:10 PM (eYF7X)
Not going to look...is she a female?
Pageants are stupid. That is all.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 15, 2024 07:20 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: BurtTC
I once followed a car with it's left turn signal on for 40 miles or so. Yep, it had a Mensa sticker on it.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 15, 2024 07:20 PM (mp9e7)
http://tinyurl.com/zkpp8ed8
Posted by: Maj. Healey
Tranny Trap?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 15, 2024 07:18 PM (cOq4q)
I'm gonna say....no?
Posted by: Dr. T at January 15, 2024 07:20 PM (g0Y4p)
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Then how do you explain Trump getting 75 million votes in 2020? More than any other president in history, including the Mocha Messiah.
(Don't even try to tell me that Biden got more.)
Posted by: IrishEi at January 15, 2024 07:20 PM (xmIbJ)
Navy Seals in the water? It's their number one environment.
Weird.
Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at January 15, 2024 07:21 PM (VMFAF)
Posted by: Titanium White at January 15, 2024 07:21 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Jamaica at January 15, 2024 07:21 PM (Eeb9P)
Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2024 07:21 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2024 07:22 PM (W/lyH)
I think one or more of the Mercury missions used an ICBM booster
Posted by: Don Black at January 15, 2024 07:18 PM (geLO
I want to see one used to deliver some type of explosive somewhere in a real life situation. I don't think they actually work until I see results.
All this sitting around BS is bush league nonsense.
Send one down range every few months and start with Iran.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 15, 2024 07:22 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Don Black at January 15, 2024 07:22 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2024 07:22 PM (RVloE)
I've seen no polling that indicates that. Zero. If you have please share it.
Trump is leading DeSantis by around 20 points in Florida right now. We have data and none of it suggest that Ron draws more votes than Trump. Not in the swing state, not in Florida and not in Iowa. Trump is beating Ron by substantial margins everywhere.
Look, I get some of you dislike Trump personally and I do not care. I'm not voting for a boyfriend, I'm voting for someone to go fight against an entrenched mob that hates us. I want a bull in a china shop. I want a mean SOB when he needs to be. Trump has already won. Twice. Nobody else even comes close to what I think we need now. Ron would be a good peace time general but we are in a war.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 07:22 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 15, 2024 07:23 PM (ufFY8)
She's positively weird looking.
Montel Williams used her and dumped, her. I mean he showed up to an awards show with Kamala and another Woman.
She was good at something
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at January 15, 2024 07:23 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Gerald Ford at January 15, 2024 07:19 PM (pjs7m)
So do JFK conspirators, Jerry.
Just sayin'...
Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2024 07:24 PM (b9y9p)
Posted by: tubal at January 15, 2024 07:24 PM (PCK5/)
I don't like having to make that kind of argument, but in the end, it comes down to votes, and you have to take that into consideration.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 15, 2024 07:17 PM (g0Y4p)
Do you not realize DeSantis has already been painted as bigtime anti abortion don’t say gay book banner Ron?? If by some miracle he won the nom they’d amp that up to eleventy…. Mittens was painted as Satan for Pete’s sake. It’s an illusion
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 15, 2024 07:24 PM (xT8gx)
If he is lucky, he may be in a medically assisted coma and still be viable for 2028...but, without a Governorship, I doubt it.
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2024 07:19 PM (RVloE)
He may run for the Senate seat since both FL Senators endorsed Trump. I think he could win but don’t know which one would be his best chance.
Posted by: Titanium White at January 15, 2024 07:24 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Nova Local at January 15, 2024 07:18 PM (exHjb)
________
I'm inclined to agree. One of my big problems with Trump is that, while I saw the steal coming, he didn't. And seemed (and seems) to think Mighty Ronna can handle it.
To be fair, I was loud about the coming cheat in my comments here, and lots of people thought me nuts. I was assured that cheating on that scale would not be tolerated.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 15, 2024 07:24 PM (1bNHn)
Nice!
Try getting that here in the US.
Posted by: naturalfake"
But what kind of toppings? Squid is right out. Also I'm not eating anything on a pizza that's looking up at me.
Posted by: fd at January 15, 2024 07:24 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Don Black at January 15, 2024 07:25 PM (geLO8)
It is amazing that you can be as high as you are and still make perfect sense.
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2024 07:25 PM (RVloE)
(Don't even try to tell me that Biden got more.)
Posted by: IrishEi at January 15, 2024 07:20 PM (xmIbJ)
I didn't say he was toxic to everyone. But if you don't think there aren't millions of voters out there, especially in the purplish states, who will, despite the wreckage of the past four years, vote Dem because "Trump makes me feel icky," you are very confused.
And it's stupid for them to vote that way, but they will vote that way.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 15, 2024 07:25 PM (g0Y4p)
Posted by: Beartooth at January 15, 2024 07:16 PM (5FnZt)
Huh. Touché. I just never really thought of the V2 that way, but it fits, don't it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2024 07:25 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: tubal at January 15, 2024 07:26 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 15, 2024 07:24 PM (xT8gx)
It's all just sophomore debate club arguments anyway.
He's not going to be the nominee. Period. Move on dot org.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2024 07:26 PM (b9y9p)
Posted by: Jamaica at January 15, 2024 07:26 PM (Eeb9P)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 15, 2024 07:26 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: tubal at January 15, 2024 07:26 PM (PCK5/)
I tossed Lauren Boobert into the scrum.
Didn't help.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2024 07:27 PM (b9y9p)
It's all in the blend.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 07:28 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2024 07:29 PM (RVloE)
Same as it ever was. I can't bring myself to vote for the Dems, running on destroying my country. But the GOPe are not really opposed to commiecrat agenda, they just pretend to be.
Posted by: PaleRider at January 15, 2024 07:29 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 07:22 PM (ZLI7S)
What did Trump accomplish that has lasted? To be fair he was only President for 3 years when Fauci took over for him for the last year.
Posted by: Titanium White at January 15, 2024 07:29 PM (MNhXM)
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If Trump would condemn the big meanies on the internet saying bad things about Ron, Ron would win!
-Ron supporters, because they can't honestly assess why Ron is losing to the guy that's toxic to millions of voters
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 15, 2024 07:29 PM (PFILT)
Send one down range every few months and start with Iran.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy
>I'm thinking if we send a minuteman to Iran every now and again they might begin to realize that a phone call is just a snicker doodle and a cup of tea away!
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 15, 2024 07:29 PM (J3ryZ)
Posted by: Eeyore at January 15, 2024 07:24 PM (1bNHn)
As I recall, about 3 weeks or so before the election, an epiphany came over me: If the Trump team is so unconcerned about it... they must have this thing in the bag!
Oh... I hate being wrong. It happens so seldom, which is why it's so painful.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2024 07:29 PM (b9y9p)
~~~~~
Anti-Trump people have been saying this since 2016 when Trump won, and again in 2020 when he got even more votes (and actually won again.)
The evidence doesn't back up this claim.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 15, 2024 07:30 PM (xmIbJ)
The Supreme Court.
What did your by GWB accomplish that has lasted?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 07:30 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do Not Kill at January 15, 2024 07:30 PM (gxokI)
Hillary will never be President. Everything else was gravy.
Posted by: fd at January 15, 2024 07:31 PM (vFG9F)
Gladly.
Within Florida, DeSantis got 53% of independents in '22, along with 53% of women and 58% of Hispanics. In '20 (also in FL), Trump got 43%, 48%, and 46% in those same categories respectively.
Is that iron-clad proof? No. But it counts for a heck of a lot more than "But this one poll shows Trump beating DeSantis by 20!!!"
Posted by: Dr. T at January 15, 2024 07:31 PM (g0Y4p)
Posted by: Don Black at January 15, 2024 07:32 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2024 07:32 PM (di6C2)
The Supreme Court.
What did your by GWB accomplish that has lasted?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 07:30 PM (ZLI7S)
Getting to pick replacements ain’t an accomplishment. And his picks are not all that.
Posted by: Titanium White at January 15, 2024 07:33 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: tubal at January 15, 2024 07:26 PM (PCK5/)
~~~~~
Ron has man boobs.
Happy now?
Posted by: IrishEi at January 15, 2024 07:33 PM (xmIbJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2024 07:13 PM (di6C2)
We went to the moon.
Posted by: Inogame at January 15, 2024 07:34 PM (KCCqb)
Hillary will never be President. Everything else was gravy.
Posted by: fd at January 15, 2024 07:31 PM (vFG9F)
You slapped me around on that one. Bravo. Should have seen that one coming.
Posted by: Titanium White at January 15, 2024 07:34 PM (MNhXM)
Sure. They only overturned Roe. No biggie. Democrats probably won't even notice.
This Spring they are going to lay a haymaker on the deep state when they rule against their attempt to subvert our 1st Amendment.
Probably Trump's biggest accomplishment is he made it impossible for anyone to not see the rot and corruption in DC. Some of us have known about it for a long time but the vast majority did not. They do now and that is one accomplishment the left will never be able to put back in the bottle.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 07:35 PM (ZLI7S)
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That right there is why Ron is losing, and never had a chance to win.
Completely made-up facts to support the narrative that he could win fed to him by yes-men who could not care less if he won.
But they're bitterly clinging to that narrative, without evidence.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 15, 2024 07:37 PM (PFILT)
while also having the fewest overall in a general election b/c of the feelings he causes both ways...see Ace...
Posted by: Nova Local at January 15, 2024 07:11 PM (exHjb)
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What are all these negatives about Trump, can we make a list instead of acting like democrats with just innuendo?
Posted by: Ciampino - Innuendo, went to school with him. at January 15, 2024 07:41 PM (qfLjt)
Scorn and criticism? The dumb scrunt hasn’t earned scorn and criticism. She has earned mockery and contempt.
Posted by: SMOD 2024 at January 15, 2024 07:42 PM (Y2NGV)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 07:30 PM (ZLI7S)
Patriot act!
Posted by: Inogame at January 15, 2024 07:43 PM (KCCqb)
Send one down range every few months and start with Iran.
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The Steelers just tried and it didn't work.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 15, 2024 07:43 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 07:30 PM (ZLI7S)
Patriot act!
Posted by: Inogame at January 15, 2024 07:43 PM (KCCqb)
Not fair. He also created DHS. And lets all be honest ... how many here clapped the entire time.
Posted by: I Have No Party at January 15, 2024 07:45 PM (5cfJ1)
Posted by: Inogame at January 15, 2024 07:46 PM (KCCqb)
The whole thing about "I'd free some, or keep some" ? That always gets conveniently forgotten. Just like Trumps Greatest Hits.
Trump was rock ribbed solid on Covid ... the biggest disaster on his term. Except for the parts where he lost his shit because FLA and GA opened up sooner than he wished.
Nobody here seems to remember that.
Posted by: I Have No Party at January 15, 2024 07:49 PM (5cfJ1)
Posted by: jj at January 15, 2024 07:56 PM (eWDfZ)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2024 07:22 PM (ZLI7S)
==
I'm rather late to the game. But this statement has plenty of holes in it. He didn't fight the swamp, he mean tweeted. When it came to tough political fights he stood by Kavanaugh when GOPe squishes would have pushed him out. The rest of it? Eh. The only two states RDS has a better shot at is Georgia (where Kemp will never let Trump win anything) and Virginia where NOVA hates Trump as much as any place in the country. I have zero confidence that either can actually win. Michigan, Pennsylvania and Arizona, plus probably NV are gone. Wisconsin is one State Supreme Court ruling from the dems winning there with certainty.
Posted by: Black JEM at January 15, 2024 08:57 PM (UVyKP)
Posted by: The Ayatollah of Rock and Rollah at January 15, 2024 11:16 PM (h0BGv)
Posted by: hurricane567 at January 15, 2024 11:52 PM (uPraa)
On the other hand, DeSantis pissed away a lot of potential support when he A. Declared, only days after a revelation that over 30% of mail-in voters in 2020 sent in multiple ballots, that Biden legitimately won the 2020 election, and B. was completely silent when Colorado judges removed Trump from the ballot.
Point A is a deal-breaker for me but I realize that some 'centrists' might not want to upset some LIV's.
Point B is where DeSantis died. You must be fucking deaf, dumb, and blind to not hear the hoi-polloi of the republican party screaming We Want Someone To Represent US! And offering mealy-mouth platitudes when democrat party judges remove our candidate from the ballot is bullshit. Ramaswamy was the only one of the republican party candidates who had the kind of reaction to A and B that the majority of republican voters had. DeSantis is doing good things in Florida, but this campaign he came on like Jeb Bush, and we don't want no Jeb Bushes no more!
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