Wolf Wake-Up Service Cafe

Valley of the Gods, Utah
by @chielr

A crafty father "lets his kids stay up for New Years," wink.

Some Instagram posts:

Sorano, Italy. Neat. Not picturesque, but neat.

I've got a great idea -- let's take a hot air balloon above the clouds and lower a trampoline beneath it on cables. And then let's jump up and down on the trampoline at 10,000 feet! Who's with me?!

Not sure why, but ten dogs, and one pig, take their little carts out. Maybe they're going to the market?

Horse-drawn skiing.

A prominent promontory.

Back to Twitter links:

Studious boy.

The Outer Limits, but for dogs.

The Twilight Zone, but for dogs.

Invasion of the Body Snatchers, but for dogs.

Instagram, but for dogs.

Monkey can't believe his good luck.

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1 Heh, I see you changed the caption under the pic.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2024 07:27 PM (mkRXj)

2 Valley of the Gods is beautiful if you like the desert. I love the desert.

Posted by: huerfano at January 19, 2024 07:30 PM (Q4KYm)

3 Evening all.

Posted by: pkudude99 at January 19, 2024 07:31 PM (G02CW)

4 That promontory looks like the location for the Mission Impossible movie where they crashed the helicopter and had their epic hand to hand fight to get the nuclear trigger.

Posted by: Titanium White at January 19, 2024 07:32 PM (MNhXM)

5 You have to watch the pig and dogs cart vid to the end to get the payoff.

Posted by: Titanium White at January 19, 2024 07:33 PM (MNhXM)

6
Hey!

Yo!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2024 07:33 PM (MoZTd)

7 Early cafe.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 19, 2024 07:33 PM (IdKcu)

8 Gotta fatten that monkey up for some General Chow Chin Chew's Monkey Brain Stew.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 19, 2024 07:34 PM (R/m4+)

9 No place on the planet with a higher concentration of rugged beauty than Utah.

Too many uncertainties between now and then, but I would strong consider retiring to that general area. Between Monument Valley and Blanding, Monticello, and Moab. Not much there, people wise.

Which..... ain't a drawback.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2024 07:34 PM (mkRXj)

10 The most remarkable thing about that Cascade Mountains picture, other than the suspiciously enhanced colors, is that there was some blue sky visible.

Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2024 07:35 PM (BAbpt)

11 >>Monkey can't believe his good luck.

Monkey is pissed because the guy dirtied it first.
For some sad reason this is now a "thing." people piss off monkey by rubbing snacks in the dirt before tossing. The monkeys are not happy.

(They are used to getting snacks. they have come to expect it, so that was not why he reacted with surprise.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 19, 2024 07:36 PM (fkLbR)

12 *buffs nails*

Yes, the Cascades are magnificent. But so are the Olympics.

And the San Juan Islands.

Even the Palouse has some stunning spots.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 19, 2024 07:36 PM (OoJRi)

13 And HELL YES to the trampoline jumping then skydiving.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 19, 2024 07:37 PM (OoJRi)

14 >>>Not sure why, but ten dogs, and one pig, take their little carts out. Maybe they're going to the market?

And a laugh rack. For when the background music just isn't annoying enough.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 19, 2024 07:38 PM (klJTj)

15 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 19, 2024 07:38 PM (T4tVD)

16 That wolves vid was organic because the girl was scared .

Posted by: Titanium White at January 19, 2024 07:39 PM (MNhXM)

17 Since I am here do any chillrens need comforting?

just askn

Posted by: Capn Ned (Raging Queen) at January 19, 2024 07:39 PM (lwOKI)

18 off socks

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2024 07:40 PM (lwOKI)

19 Monkey is pissed because the guy dirtied it first.
For some sad reason this is now a "thing." people piss off monkey by rubbing snacks in the dirt before tossing. The monkeys are not happy.

(They are used to getting snacks. they have come to expect it, so that was not why he reacted with surprise.)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 19, 2024 07:36 PM (fkLbR)

The monkeys sound like our illegal immigrants.

Posted by: Titanium White at January 19, 2024 07:40 PM (MNhXM)

20 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2024 07:41 PM (fwDg9)

21 "Even the Palouse has some stunning spots.
Posted by: nurse ratched "

One of the 10 most beautiful places in the world according to National Geographic, back in the 70s.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 19, 2024 07:41 PM (ou9hh)

22
Puppies have been full of energy today. They go out, tear around rassle and fight, come back inside, eat and demand to go back out five minutes later. The two smallest pups, Spark and Puff, are the main troublemakers.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2024 07:41 PM (MoZTd)

23 16 That wolves vid was organic because the girl was scared .
Posted by: Titanium White at January 19, 2024 07:39 PM (MNhXM)

I don't blame her. Wolves are some of the most formidable predators on the planet, especially in a pack. How much are you going to trust that sheet of glass?

Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2024 07:41 PM (BAbpt)

24 I was in Saguaro National Park west of Tucson today. Terriffic vistas , if you like the desert. With Saguaro cacti spaced an average of 50 feet apart as far as the eye can see.

Posted by: Gref, survivor of river otter attack in AZ today at January 19, 2024 07:42 PM (+rVx6)

25 floating trampoline looks like a death wish

Posted by: Don Black at January 19, 2024 07:42 PM (geLO8)

26 This place makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Also, much closer to Fanni Willis' Muff-Hankey!

Win win!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 19, 2024 07:44 PM (GB0ku)

27 I expect sometime in the future the Cafe will have a vid of a penguin BASE jumping off a beautiful mountain.

Posted by: Titanium White at January 19, 2024 07:45 PM (MNhXM)

28 I have been ion a hot air balloon ride but not on a trampoline under it

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2024 07:46 PM (fwDg9)

29 How it started:
Sports Illustrated put a trans dude in a swimsuit on the cover of their 2023 annual swimsuit edition.

Go woke, Go broke ... strikes again.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2024 07:46 PM (lwOKI)

30 >>>Swiss summer throwback

Sure wish that Switzerland was a real place instead of just a bunch of green screen and CGI.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 19, 2024 07:47 PM (klJTj)

31 I was in Saguaro National Park west of Tucson today. Terriffic vistas , if you like the desert. With Saguaro cacti spaced an average of 50 feet apart as far as the eye can see.
Posted by: Gref, survivor of river otter attack in AZ today at January 19, 2024 07:42 PM (+rVx6)

I'll try to get there someday soon. As you drive south on I-17, toward Phoenix, at one point the saguaros just suddenly appear, on both sides of the highway. They're everywhere. North of that point, there are none, south of it, they're all over the place. Like an army of green space invaders just beamed down.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2024 07:47 PM (qgNVD)

32 >>I don't blame her. Wolves are some of the most formidable predators on the planet, especially in a pack. How much are you going to trust that sheet of glass?

Government does some messed up things to the people it is elected to serve but the Colorado government's decision to import a bunch of wolves and turn them loose on their ranchers is pretty near the top.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2024 07:47 PM (ZLI7S)

33 Dwarves live in New Zealand

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2024 07:48 PM (fwDg9)

34 Government does some messed up things to the people it is elected to serve but the Colorado government's decision to import a bunch of wolves and turn them loose on their ranchers is pretty near the top.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2024 07:47 PM (ZLI7S)

Once you realize they like the mutts more than you, it makes perfect sense

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 19, 2024 07:49 PM (GB0ku)

35 It was bulletproof glass, just in case any wolves were packing hand guns

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2024 07:49 PM (fwDg9)

36 >>>
Sure wish that Switzerland was a real place instead of just a bunch of green screen and CGI.

haha

Posted by: ace at January 19, 2024 07:49 PM (KRtlO)

37 How it started:
Sports Illustrated put a trans dude in a swimsuit on the cover of their 2023 annual swimsuit edition.
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Go woke, Go broke ... strikes again.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2024 07:46 PM (lwOKI)

I don't know why they exist, except to once a year, publish pics of chix in bikinis.

And if they can't get that right, why should anyone want the damn thing the rest of the year.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2024 07:49 PM (qgNVD)

38 So these Italian bastards we've been bidding this job to for like eight months now came back to us at the eleventh hour and told us to modify our schedule to fit parameters they hadn't released until right now.

So my weekend plans now include, Figure out how to make a job eight weeks longer without making it more expensive. I mean... It's a challenge, at least.

Posted by: Vanya at January 19, 2024 07:49 PM (H5IZ1)

39 The birds, which, in some places, are numerous beyond all calculation, form their nests in holes in the ground, each nest containing only a single white egg. The young ones are seized before they are quite fledged; and, after the bones are taken out, the skin is closed round the flesh, and they are pickled in vinegar impregnated with spices.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at January 19, 2024 07:50 PM (vFG9F)

40 25 floating trampoline looks like a death wish

Posted by: Don Black at January 19, 2024 07:42 PM (geLO

++++

Except they are all wearing parachutes.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 19, 2024 07:50 PM (klJTj)

41 Government does some messed up things to the people it is elected to serve but the Colorado government's decision to import a bunch of wolves and turn them loose on their ranchers is pretty near the top.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2024 07:47 PM (ZLI7S)

Shoot on sight.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 19, 2024 07:50 PM (R4t5M)

42 31 I'll try to get there someday soon. As you drive south on I-17, toward Phoenix, at one point the saguaros just suddenly appear, on both sides of the highway. They're everywhere. North of that point, there are none, south of it, they're all over the place. Like an army of green space invaders just beamed down.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2024 07:47 PM (qgNVD)

Same as driving on I-10 from LA, as I did during my triumphant escape from California, over three years ago now. First the occasional sickly cactus, then they are everywhere.

Now I can see a big one outside my study window, as I type this. All is well. OK, it doesn't hurt that my town is Trump Country, so much so that some little Lefty shit chose it as his place to gloat on a street corner after Dementia Boy stole the election.

Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2024 07:51 PM (BAbpt)

43 I don't know why they exist, except to once a year, publish pics of chix in bikinis.

And if they can't get that right, why should anyone want the damn thing the rest of the year.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2024 07:49 PM (qgNVD)

This too is the story of Bud Light.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 19, 2024 07:51 PM (GB0ku)

44 Just watched the kids on the Libs of TikTok. It's amazing to see what the Big Tech and Big Pharma have done to people. Totally unsalvageable. Barking mad mutants who can never be repaired. Presumably literally, in the case of the dog-muzzled mutant.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2024 07:51 PM (0FoWg)

45 Yeah, once you embrace furry shit, I'm pretty sure you're in the DSM.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 19, 2024 07:53 PM (GB0ku)

46 That promontory looks like the location for the Mission Impossible movie where they crashed the helicopter and had their epic hand to hand fight to get the nuclear trigger.
Posted by: Titanium White at January 19, 2024 07:32 PM

I thought it was the ruins of Minas Tirith where Denethor took his swan dive.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at January 19, 2024 07:53 PM (iyVGU)

47 32 Government does some messed up things to the people it is elected to serve but the Colorado government's decision to import a bunch of wolves and turn them loose on their ranchers is pretty near the top.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2024 07:47 PM (ZLI7S)

That is unspeakably awful.

Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2024 07:53 PM (BAbpt)

48 Monkey getting a treat. I loathe Maque monkeys. Nasty tree rats, maybe a half step better people than the average Project Desire inhabitant in New Orleans.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 19, 2024 07:53 PM (3CCua)

49 Neat scenery in that promontory link

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2024 07:53 PM (fwDg9)

50 A message from the Yak appreciation society,
A Yak will pull your plow
Give you dung to feed your fire
Provide milk to make your butter
And wool for your attire.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 19, 2024 07:54 PM (tfKxW)

51 Shoot on sight.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 19, 2024 07:50 PM (R4t5M)

The government?

We're getting there. Soon.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2024 07:54 PM (qgNVD)

52 50 A message from the Yak appreciation society,
A Yak will pull your plow
Give you dung to feed your fire
Provide milk to make your butter
And wool for your attire.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 19, 2024 07:54 PM (tfKxW

But they smell.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 19, 2024 07:54 PM (GB0ku)

53 Has this vid made the rounds yet? Bro sent it to me. Reminded us of our libtard sis, LOL

youtube.com/shorts/TSIhM26nxJk

Posted by: JQ at January 19, 2024 07:55 PM (njWTi)

54 A Yak will pull your plow
Give you dung to feed your fire
Provide milk to make your butter
And wool for your attire.
Posted by: Ben Had
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And, yurt material.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2024 07:55 PM (XeU6L)

55 Love to get out to the West Coast someday. The way airline travel is going, I'm not flying out there. Crashing because Pilot TrannyMcGee felt sad doesn't sound fun. Maybe RV out there someday. In the meanwhile, I can drive out to the Blue Ridge Parkway, which is a lovely stretch of road.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 19, 2024 07:56 PM (v9vY1)

56 But do yaks hold hands while they sleep?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 19, 2024 07:56 PM (O9Lr2)

57 Now I can see a big one outside my study window, as I type this. All is well. OK, it doesn't hurt that my town is Trump Country, so much so that some little Lefty shit chose it as his place to gloat on a street corner after Dementia Boy stole the election.
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2024 07:51 PM (BAbpt)

My only complaint living in a conservative area... people drive within the speed limit.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2024 07:56 PM (qgNVD)

58 Daily Mail says 40 million acres of US land next to military bases now owned by Chinese, Russian, Iranian and Venezuelan companies.

Thanks Biden!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 19, 2024 07:58 PM (GB0ku)

59 I'm pretty sure you're in the DSM.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 19, 2024 07:53 PM (GB0ku)

Or the military.

Or the Department of Energy's nuclear waste disposal operations.

Or the C-Suite at United Airlines.

Soon enough, you'll be driving across a bridge designed by a tranny robo-otherkin to a hospital where a man with tits in a gorilla suit will perform your forcible dickiotomy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2024 07:58 PM (0FoWg)

60 50 A message from the Yak appreciation society,
A Yak will pull your plow
Give you dung to feed your fire
Provide milk to make your butter
And wool for your attire.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 19, 2024 07:54 PM (tfKxW)

Very nice. There is a kind of tea from Yunnan, China, called pu-erh. The high-grade version has been known to age 50 years and longer, and command unreasonable prices from time to time. As I understand it, the low-grade version is still sent to Yak country, Tibet I think, because it provides some essential nutrient that their Yak-based diet does not supply.

Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2024 07:58 PM (BAbpt)

61 Soon enough, you'll be driving across a bridge designed by a tranny robo-otherkin to a hospital where a man with tits in a gorilla suit will perform your forcible dickiotomy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2024 07:58 PM (0FoWg)

Fortunately, the bridge will collapse so I'll never get there.

Posted by: Vanya at January 19, 2024 08:00 PM (H5IZ1)

62 I can drive out to the Blue Ridge Parkway, which is a lovely stretch of road.
Posted by: Puddleglum
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Not so much at the moment, scroll to bottom:

https://www.nps.gov/blri/planyourvisit/roadclosures.htm

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2024 08:02 PM (XeU6L)

63 I know Mexico doesn’t let foreigners own property . I assume that extends to foreign corporations that operate factories and businesses there. What about other countries? I’m sure China has restrictions.

Posted by: Titanium White at January 19, 2024 08:02 PM (MNhXM)

64 Fortunately, the bridge will collapse so I'll never get there.
Posted by: Vanya at January 19, 2024 08:00 PM (H5IZ1)

This is why I come here, for the optimism.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2024 08:02 PM (qgNVD)

65 "He says to the snow, ‘Fall on the earth,’ and to the rain shower, ‘Be a mighty downpour.’"

Job 37:6

Posted by: Marcus T at January 19, 2024 08:02 PM (A1aWg)

66 I'd be more impressed by the trampoline jumpers if they weren't wearing parachutes.

Posted by: creeper at January 19, 2024 08:03 PM (cTCuP)

67 >> In the meanwhile, I can drive out to the Blue Ridge Parkway, which is a lovely stretch of road.

I drove on it for the first time a couple years ago and took 81 up through PA. That whole drive was nice.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2024 08:03 PM (ZLI7S)

68 62 I can drive out to the Blue Ridge Parkway, which is a lovely stretch of road.
Posted by: Puddleglum
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Not so much at the moment, scroll to bottom:

https://www.nps.gov/blri/planyourvisit/roadclosures.htm
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Oh. Spring time then. April is a good time.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 19, 2024 08:03 PM (v9vY1)

69 I don't know why they exist, except to once a year, publish pics of chix in bikinis.

And if they can't get that right, why should anyone want the damn thing the rest of the year.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2024 07:49 PM (qgNVD)

SI was a men's magazine that focused on sports, that decided that it didn't want to sell magazines to men any more, and that sports were only important because they were popular enough to use to promote what the publisher thought was actually important.

It is like a high end steakhouse that decided it wanted vegan college students as their main customers.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 19, 2024 08:04 PM (D7oie)

70 I know Mexico doesn’t let foreigners own property . I assume that extends to foreign corporations that operate factories and businesses there. What about other countries? I’m sure China has restrictions.
Posted by: Titanium White at January 19, 2024 08:02 PM (MNhXM)

Prohibiting hostile foreign conglomerates who hate our very existence from owning millions of acres of our sovereign territory is Not Who We Are. Also, Our Democracy and stuff.

Posted by: Vanya at January 19, 2024 08:04 PM (H5IZ1)

71 I'd be more impressed by the trampoline jumpers if they weren't wearing parachutes.
Posted by: creeper at January 19, 2024 08:03 PM (cTCuP)

We’re you impressed with the guy who jumped out of the plane without a parachute and landed in the land based net?

Posted by: Titanium White at January 19, 2024 08:04 PM (MNhXM)

72 In the sidebar:
I didn't realize any of this filth was in the song. I thought it was just a wholesome song about a woman's legs.

Ace, my man, it's ZZ Top. They have an entire song about a brothel. They are not a "family-safe" band.

Posted by: GWB at January 19, 2024 08:05 PM (32nmx)

73 Chinese illegals no doubt manning ease dropping next to these bases

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2024 08:05 PM (fwDg9)

74 I don't know why they exist, except to once a year, publish pics of chix in bikinis.

And if they can't get that right, why should anyone want the damn thing the rest of the year.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2024 07:49 PM (qgNVD)

"Okay, here's the strategy: We take pictures of hot women in swimsuits, and publish them in the magazine."

"I'm... Not sure I understand... So you want me to recruit catamite Scottie Pippen and take pictures of him? And publish those? Ok."

Posted by: Vanya at January 19, 2024 08:07 PM (H5IZ1)

75 Government does some messed up things to the people it is elected to serve but the Colorado government's decision to import a bunch of wolves and turn them loose on their ranchers is pretty near the top.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2024 07:47 PM (ZLI7S)

the provisional government of the Oregon Territory was formed around the organization put together by the settlers to pay out bounties on wolves, and a probate court to dispose of the estate of a very rich settler who died intestate.
Since the current government taxes the hell out of estates and is releasing wolves into the state without the consent of the farmers, I think it has lost its justification to exist.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 19, 2024 08:07 PM (D7oie)

76 More fitting Cafe, see on my phone news Pennsylvania working on reintroducing American Martens back in Pa, they were a native species but were last seen over 100 years ago.
Cute little fur balls

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2024 08:08 PM (fwDg9)

77 DENVER (KDVR) — Denver police are searching for a bank robber with a distinct gait, according to the Metro Denver Crime Stoppers, which dubbed the suspect “the penguin bandit.”

Posted by: Don Black at January 19, 2024 08:08 PM (geLO8)

78 en-freakin fuego today, Ace!

this evening's beverages: original Leinenkugel's (getting hard to find; they make so many fancy flavors); Svedka from the titanium flask outside on the window ledge (at about 10 degrees F).

kind of the other end of the conceptual universe from Rosasharn's twirling for happy, happy Friday on the Pixy thread, innit?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at January 19, 2024 08:08 PM (WsTvr)

79 72 In the sidebar:
I didn't realize any of this filth was in the song. I thought it was just a wholesome song about a woman's legs.

Ace, my man, it's ZZ Top. They have an entire song about a brothel. They are not a "family-safe" band.
Posted by: GWB

So, Pearl Necklace is actually about....

Oh.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 19, 2024 08:08 PM (v9vY1)

80 Skip, I sat down for lunch today and said to myself, "it can be lunch."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2024 08:08 PM (RIvkX)

81 Russell Brand has Whitney Webb on his show today. Oh Whitney, the world's most autistic conspiracy investigative journalist.

She misses nothing.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2024 08:08 PM (qgNVD)

82 Ace, my man, it's ZZ Top. They have an entire song about a brothel. They are not a "family-safe" band.
Posted by: GWB at January 19, 2024 08:05 PM (32nmx)

They do raise important questions, though: Do women *really* go crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man?

Posted by: Vanya at January 19, 2024 08:08 PM (H5IZ1)

83 And of course king of the Hill has an episode on ZZ Top.

Posted by: Titanium White at January 19, 2024 08:09 PM (MNhXM)

84 many excellent points there, Kindltot!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at January 19, 2024 08:10 PM (WsTvr)

85 They do raise important questions, though: Do women *really* go crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man?
Posted by: Vanya at January 19, 2024 08:08 PM (H5IZ1)

Yes they definitely do.

Posted by: Titanium White at January 19, 2024 08:10 PM (MNhXM)

86 They do raise important questions, though: Do women *really* go crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man?
Posted by: Vanya at January 19, 2024 08:08 PM (H5IZ1

Do they love a pearl necklace?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 19, 2024 08:11 PM (GB0ku)

87 I think I have actually driven down that road in the picture up top.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at January 19, 2024 08:11 PM (WsTvr)

88 More fitting Cafe, see on my phone news Pennsylvania working on reintroducing American Martens back in Pa, they were a native species but were last seen over 100 years ago.
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In NC, they have re-introduced the Red Wolf.

I *might* favor the re-introduction of the Woods Bison.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2024 08:11 PM (XeU6L)

89 Lunch time will be on the ONT next week

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2024 08:12 PM (fwDg9)

90 But they smell.

Like penguins?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 19, 2024 08:12 PM (2D7Cy)

91 I got a gal that
Lives on the hill
She won't do it
But her sister will...

When she boogies
Does the tube snake* boogie

--ZZTop

*y'all know what they talkin about! Album cover said "snake" but I think they sang a... different... word

Posted by: JQ at January 19, 2024 08:13 PM (njWTi)

92 I was 18 when I figured out most of their songs are about screwing.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 19, 2024 08:13 PM (GB0ku)

93 Cute little fur balls

(types, deletes)

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 19, 2024 08:15 PM (2D7Cy)

94 They do raise important questions, though: Do women *really* go crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man?
Posted by: Vanya

Well, it certainly helps.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 19, 2024 08:16 PM (tQW7H)

95
re-introduction of the land candiru.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 19, 2024 08:17 PM (2D7Cy)

96 NY Post is reporting that Mike Obama has been reaching out to Democrat donors.

Barry pushes out Joe and Mike slides into the country's DMs.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 19, 2024 08:18 PM (GB0ku)

97 SpaceX Starlink 7-11 Launch
Tonight at 6:15 p.m. PT (9:15PM ET)
http://tinyurl.com/55hdukd4
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http://tinyurl.com/2x4ft8b8

Posted by: Ciampino - ROCKET SCIENCE-of course it is at January 19, 2024 08:19 PM (qfLjt)

98 DENVER (KDVR) — Denver police are searching for a bank robber with a distinct gait, according to the Metro Denver Crime Stoppers, which dubbed the suspect “the penguin bandit.”
Posted by: Don Black
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Did he look like this?
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/574138652465373314/

Posted by: Wallace and Gromit at January 19, 2024 08:19 PM (XeU6L)

99 Fauci was just doing his part to introduce a future species, the Contagious Plague Manually Mutated Spike Protein Bat Virus. Someday, he will be properly appreciated.

Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2024 08:20 PM (BAbpt)

100 I thought all R&R songs were about sex or drugs, sometimes lack there of

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2024 08:22 PM (fwDg9)

101 92 I was 18 when I figured out most of their songs are about screwing.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 19, 2024 08:13 PM (GB0ku)

I'm gonna need some help with "TV Dinner," then.

Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2024 08:23 PM (BAbpt)

102 >>>Not sure why, but ten dogs, and one pig, take their little carts out. Maybe they're going to the market?

And a laugh rack. For when the background music just isn't annoying enough.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 19, 2024 07:38 PM (klJTj)

I used to watch Cesar Milan back in the day. He used to recommend cart pulling for energetic dogs (or carrying a pack of water bottles) because it gives them a sense of purpose and wears them out faster. In that case he said it works better than leash since the dog won't pull on the owner as much but just do the job and get a lot of satisfaction out of it.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 19, 2024 08:25 PM (eoQWY)

103 Touchdown! Japan lands on the moon

https://mol.im/a/12983635

Posted by: Ciampino - ROCKET SCIENCE-of course it is #1 at January 19, 2024 08:25 PM (qfLjt)

104 I'm gonna need some help with "TV Dinner," then.
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2024 08:23 PM (BAbpt)

Well, he did say 'most'.

Posted by: Vanya at January 19, 2024 08:25 PM (H5IZ1)

105 103 Touchdown! Japan lands on the moon

https://mol.im/a/12983635
Posted by: Ciampino

Oh no! What creepy, weird, space monster will they awaken?

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 19, 2024 08:26 PM (v9vY1)

106 I was 18 when I figured out most of their songs are about screwing.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 19, 2024 08:13 PM (GB0ku)

I'm gonna need some help with "TV Dinner," then.
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2024 08:23 PM (BAbpt)

Get it? You know what I mean nudge nudge. TV!!! nudge nudge. DINNER...wooooooah. Wooah!! TV Dinner!

Posted by: Oldcat at January 19, 2024 08:26 PM (eoQWY)

107 Touchdown! Japan lands on the moon

https://mol.im/a/12983635
Posted by: Ciampino - ROCKET SCIENCE-of course it is #1 at January 19, 2024 08:25 PM (qfLjt)

I look forward to the first shipment of Toyotas made on the Moon arriving at dealerships. Should be... Three years or so?

Posted by: Vanya at January 19, 2024 08:29 PM (H5IZ1)

108 31 I was in Saguaro National Park west of Tucson today. Terriffic vistas , if you like the desert. With Saguaro cacti spaced an average of 50 feet apart as far as the eye can see.
Posted by: Gref, survivor of river otter attack in AZ today at January 19, 2024 07:42 PM (+rVx6)

I'll try to get there someday soon. As you drive south on I-17, toward Phoenix, at one point the saguaros just suddenly appear, on both sides of the highway. They're everywhere. North of that point, there are none, south of it, they're all over the place. Like an army of green space invaders just beamed down
Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2024 07:47 PM (qgNVD)

Every western movie with saguaro cactus in it was filmed in and around the Old Tucson movie stage town, east of Tucson.

Posted by: Gref, survivor of river otter attack in AZ today at January 19, 2024 08:29 PM (+rVx6)

109 I corrected the URL
The old one was pointing to scrubbed 18th mission.

SpaceX Starlink 7-11 Launch
January 19th at 6:15 p.m. PT (9:15PM ET)
http://tinyurl.com/55hdukd4
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Posted by: Ciampino - ROCKET SCIENCE-of course it is #2 at January 19, 2024 08:30 PM (qfLjt)

110 Ooops WEST of Tucson!

Posted by: Gref, survivor of river otter attack in AZ today at January 19, 2024 08:31 PM (+rVx6)

111 Somebody else been shaking your muff hanky
Supposed to be saving all that muff hanky for me...

Posted by: ZZ Top at January 19, 2024 08:31 PM (R/m4+)

112 Japanese will drag up some space monster

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2024 08:32 PM (fwDg9)

113 So how does Harris go along with slotting Michelle into the top spot? Harris doesn't strike me as having a mean streak but still....

Posted by: SFGoth at January 19, 2024 08:32 PM (KAi1n)

114 Hadrian,

Are you keeping all the puppies?

Posted by: Brunnhilde at January 19, 2024 08:33 PM (E3FAu)

115 How it started:
Sports Illustrated put a trans dude in a swimsuit on the cover of their 2023 annual swimsuit edition.
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Go woke, Go broke ... strikes again.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2024 07:46 PM (lwOKI)

I don't know why they exist, except to once a year, publish pics of chix in bikinis.

And if they can't get that right, why should anyone want the damn thing the rest of the year.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2024 07:49 PM (qgNVD)

In the 70s, say. it provided a way to see glossy, detailed photos of the teams the media cared about. likely not YOUR team, but they were pretty. we liked getting those at boy scout paper drives. These days Twitter is faster and better by far.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 19, 2024 08:34 PM (eoQWY)

116 Good evening everybody. (long delay to recharge the batteries of my portable keyboard...)

Posted by: Theodore at January 19, 2024 08:35 PM (pGonq)

117 Just saw this and it was news to me.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5CClZc8oVKg

The diversity guru at Hallmark along with her top four execs has been sacked.

Been a day full of good news.

Posted by: creeper at January 19, 2024 08:36 PM (cTCuP)

118 I'll try to get there someday soon. As you drive south on I-17, toward Phoenix, at one point the saguaros just suddenly appear, on both sides of the highway. They're everywhere. North of that point, there are none, south of it, they're all over the place. Like an army of green space invaders just beamed down
Posted by: BurtTC

To me, the amazing part of driving north on I-17 was first desert with the cacti, as you mentioned, then scrub desert around Flower Pot and Wet Beaver Wilderness (no, really) and then the pines south of Flagstaff and then the ski areas north of Flagstaff. Not to mention the Grand Canyon north of the city. In four or so hours of driving such a variety of environments.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 19, 2024 08:37 PM (qoGsy)

119 So how does Harris go along with slotting Michelle into the top spot? Harris doesn't strike me as having a mean streak but still....
Posted by: SFGoth at January 19, 2024 08:32 PM (KAi1n)

Harris is dumber, less eloquent and, more importantly, *not actually a black American*, which will become A Thing should she choose to make an issue of it.

Also, she's a liberal woman, so she's condition to knuckle under to psycho MtFs.

Posted by: Vanya at January 19, 2024 08:37 PM (H5IZ1)

120 *conditioned. Damn lack of proofreading.

Posted by: Vanya at January 19, 2024 08:38 PM (H5IZ1)

121 113 So how does Harris go along with slotting Michelle into the top spot? Harris doesn't strike me as having a mean streak but still....
Posted by: SFGoth at January 19, 2024 08:32 PM (KAi1n)

I don't believe in this Michelle thing, but the thing that Democrats must be most happy about is that getting rid of Kamala is easy; you just have to get rid of Joe, and you've gotten rid of the ticket. Of course she is welcome to run on her own merits, for all the good that would do.

Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2024 08:40 PM (BAbpt)

122
I saw, hot air balloon at end of
"Police Academy" along with
stirring music

Posted by: zigzag at January 19, 2024 08:41 PM (XXrJB)

123 I never thought in a million years that Michelle Obama would run. I still kinda don't. Too lazy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2024 08:42 PM (0FoWg)

124 Splunge, big Mike don’t need no stink in’ merit.

Posted by: Eromero at January 19, 2024 08:43 PM (NxC5+)

125 123 I never thought in a million years that Michelle Obama would run. I still kinda don't. Too lazy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2024 08:42 PM (0FoWg

She ain't running for shit. She's expecting to be gifted it. Like Hillary.

Biden proved you don't have to even leave the basement and you get 81 million votes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 19, 2024 08:45 PM (GB0ku)

126 I never thought in a million years that Michelle Obama would run. I still kinda don't. Too lazy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2024 08:42 PM (0FoWg)

Biden 'ran' one day out of three and they kept him in the basement pumped full of formaldehyde the rest of the time. The press creates the narrative, Deep State makes sure it sticks and the local apparatchiks look after the boxes of ballots.

Posted by: Vanya at January 19, 2024 08:46 PM (H5IZ1)

127 I am getting more sure every week Mooch will be the last minute candidate.
She doesn't have to do a thing, look at Sundowner

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2024 08:46 PM (fwDg9)

128 That wonderful husky has clearly seen The Thing and may be trying to tell us something.

Posted by: Eponymous Cracker at January 19, 2024 08:47 PM (HZJhy)

129 Trump will have to discuss the elephant in the room.

Mike's support for transgender folks.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 19, 2024 08:47 PM (GB0ku)

130 Harris is dumber, less eloquent and, more importantly, *not actually a black American*, which will become A Thing should she choose to make an issue of it.

Also, she's a liberal woman, so she's condition to knuckle under to psycho MtFs.
Posted by: Vanya at January 19, 2024 08:37 PM (H5IZ1)

It's already happening on social media...

Black Women complaining about Kamamamamala, and how she''s not "black"...and that she's dumb...and that she and the pResident are to blame for all the shit that's happening.

Posted by: browndog wonders what happened to snizzz at January 19, 2024 08:48 PM (TTAGa)

131
Monkeys are impulsive, amoral and violent. The Democrats of the animal world.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2024 08:53 PM (MoZTd)

132 No one likes or wants Harris

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2024 08:54 PM (fwDg9)

133
Of course she is welcome to run on her own merits, for all the good that would do.
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2024 08:40 PM (BAbpt)

81 million votes for Kamala would be... suspicious.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2024 08:55 PM (MoZTd)

134 Credit where due.

@dannnydeurbina

WATCH: University of Michigan Football Coach Jim Harbaugh marches on the frontlines of March for Life in Washington DC days after winning national championship

http://tinyurl.com/29dfn8c8

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2024 08:57 PM (ZLI7S)

135 WATCH: University of Michigan Football Coach Jim Harbaugh marches on the frontlines of March for Life in Washington DC days after winning national championship

http://tinyurl.com/29dfn8c8
Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2024 08:57 PM (ZLI7S)

Still a dick.

*tips cap*

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 19, 2024 09:00 PM (GB0ku)

136 well, in the immortal words of Chief Ryback: "we'll just see what we see."

innit?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at January 19, 2024 09:01 PM (WsTvr)

137
Got a project finished today and even on time, thank the Lord. 12 billable hours of work. Now I have three more on my plate.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2024 09:01 PM (MoZTd)

138 100 votes for Harris would be suspect

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2024 09:03 PM (fwDg9)

139 jeebus, twenty already?

in the immortal words of sock_rat_eez, "G'night everyone!"

see yez all onna Pixy thread, G-d willin' an' the creek don't rise ...

amirite?

g'night!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at January 19, 2024 09:05 PM (WsTvr)

140 Big Mike being slotted in and running for POTUS would be a form of the destroyer moment.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2024 09:05 PM (XV/Pl)

141 135 WATCH: University of Michigan Football Coach Jim Harbaugh marches on the frontlines of March for Life in Washington DC days after winning national championship

http://tinyurl.com/29dfn8c8
Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2024 08:57 PM (ZLI7S)

Still a dick.

*tips cap*
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Agreed.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 19, 2024 09:05 PM (ia4BW)

142 Thank you everyone for your prayers. My wife is out of the hospital now and the surgeon said everything went well. She's kind of a cyborg now with steel plates and screws up her ankle but it should all be fine now. I have her home and she's sleeping with the pain meds.

Again thank you and bless you.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 19, 2024 09:06 PM (Y6IkP)

143 Apparently Nikki Haley didn't care for the Daily Mail pointing out her affair so she booted them off her campaign and barred them from any of her events.

They are having a field day with it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 19, 2024 09:09 PM (GB0ku)

144 Valley of the gods Utah. Gods must be from the planet moroni or is it moron.

Posted by: raimondo at January 19, 2024 09:14 PM (BFeKp)

145 bananaDream, that's just the Horde Way; in spite of all logomachy, when all is over&done we got each other's backs, yugely.
prayers will continue ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at January 19, 2024 09:14 PM (WsTvr)

146 http://tinyurl.com/4h6ykmnb
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

Nikki banning is #20

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2024 09:16 PM (fwDg9)

147 Biden 'ran' one day out of three and they kept him in the basement pumped full of formaldehyde the rest of the time. The press creates the narrative, Deep State makes sure it sticks and the local apparatchiks look after the boxes of ballots.
Posted by: Vanya at January 19, 2024 08:46 PM (H5IZ1)

Hey now, it worked didn't it?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 19, 2024 09:17 PM (hOUT3)

148 On Milady's laptop instead of my cell, I was able to watch all the cafe offerings tonight except "crafty father."

I wonder if our Belgian Malinois would consent to pull a cart, or would just wander around manically like she does on walks. Probably the latter.

Posted by: mindful webworker - at the zoo at January 19, 2024 09:17 PM (Hoze1)

149 Hey now, it worked didn't it?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 19, 2024 09:17 PM (hOUT3)

Yes, that's what I was trying to say.

Posted by: Vanya at January 19, 2024 09:17 PM (H5IZ1)

150 Retardo!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 19, 2024 09:18 PM (R4t5M)

151 Your G-d is from the planet of faggy retards. He sits on a mighty throne of dongs and showers your people with blessings of monkeypox salve and all the library paste you can eat. Once a year, you sacrifice the opposite of a virgin to him. You're mom's number is up in '24.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2024 09:19 PM (0FoWg)

152 IOW, fu#k off, retardo

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at January 19, 2024 09:22 PM (WsTvr)

153 @151 Looks like an upset mo because he only has two wives.

Posted by: raimondo at January 19, 2024 09:23 PM (BFeKp)

154 in case you're too stupid to figure it out otherwise, lol
(spit)

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at January 19, 2024 09:24 PM (WsTvr)

155
Your fat mother counts as two whores.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2024 09:25 PM (0FoWg)

156 Terminator : Dark Fate is on TNT . Never watched before and had no idea they switched out John Connor as the hero in the future with a woman.

They can't help themselves. And I hope Linda Hamilton had make up on that made her look that old.

Posted by: Titanium White at January 19, 2024 09:25 PM (wNewd)

157 *spits again, repeatedly*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at January 19, 2024 09:25 PM (WsTvr)

158 No one likes or wants Harris
Posted by: Skip
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I know an AWFL who wrote Harris in for Pres.

When she told me this, I was too stunned to reply.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2024 09:29 PM (XeU6L)

159 My dog is vocal, but that husky was next level. I laughed out loud.

Posted by: DOYLE at January 19, 2024 09:33 PM (Z8Yh2)

160 >>No one likes or wants Harris

I like it when he slips me some tongue.
Oh..wait..wrong Harris

Posted by: Jill Biden at January 19, 2024 09:33 PM (HQ9Sl)

161 158 No one likes or wants Harris
Posted by: Skip
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I know an AWFL who wrote Harris in for Pres.

When she told me this, I was too stunned to reply.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Swingers and Polyamorous enthusiasts need a candidate too.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 19, 2024 09:33 PM (v9vY1)

162 #16 on Bad Blue is funny

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2024 09:34 PM (fwDg9)

163 I remember when my sister-in-law said she was voting for Obama. I asked her what achievement of his most impressed her, and she said I was missing the point.

Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2024 09:35 PM (BAbpt)

164 Launch T-3 minutes

Posted by: Ciampino - ROCKET SCIENCE-of course it is #2 at January 19, 2024 09:35 PM (qfLjt)

165 heh

@Techno_Fog

There's an evidentiary hearing on the motion to disqualify Fani Willis and Nathan Wade on Feb 15.

In light of the new credit card statements for trips and hotels..

If I'm the defense attorney, I'm putting them both under oath.

Wouldn't be shocked if they recuse before then.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2024 09:35 PM (ZLI7S)

166 163 I remember when my sister-in-law said she was voting for Obama. I asked her what achievement of his most impressed her, and she said I was missing the point.
Posted by: Splunge

And the point was? I bet it was 'deep'.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 19, 2024 09:38 PM (v9vY1)

167 143 Apparently Nikki Haley didn't care for the Daily Mail pointing out her affair so she booted them off her campaign and barred them from any of her events.

They are having a field day with it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA
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Look forward to future images of her as MSM does Repubs, - in the most awkward poses.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 19, 2024 09:39 PM (IdKcu)

168 PSA

"Big Profits from Fake Girlfriends: AI Model ‘Lexi Love’ Rakes in $30,000 a Month from Lonely Men"

END PSA

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2024 09:39 PM (V13WU)

169 166 And the point was? I bet it was 'deep'.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 19, 2024 09:38 PM (v9vY1)

Even then, I knew enough not to bother to ask.

Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2024 09:39 PM (BAbpt)

170 we used to call it the Mackinac Fold, from the annual yacht race Chicago to Mackinac Island ... the amount of beer consumed, unfolded, would fill many garbagebags by the end.
crimp empty can lightly on one side near top and bottom ... turn 90 degrees ... crimp at center ... crush can.
with appropriate English it will compress neatly; your heel will finish it into a tasteful aluminum puck which will consume minimum space aboard; one heavy-ish bag to tote instead of 4 light ones that have been impeding access to the galley ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at January 19, 2024 09:40 PM (WsTvr)

171 I think I remember how this goes...

Cuando cuando veo publicado por Raimondo
No leo el commentario y nunca respondo

Posted by: mindful webworker - a capella at January 19, 2024 09:40 PM (Hoze1)

172 Launch scrubbed. As soon as the computer took over at 60 seconds, it called a halt. Something wasn't quite right.

Once again its not Skip's fault. (should I be getting suspicious?)

Posted by: Ciampino - ROCKET SCIENCE-of course it is #3 at January 19, 2024 09:41 PM (qfLjt)

173 Sorry. But if Michelle Obama runs, she will win.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 19, 2024 09:41 PM (C9oTe)

174 launch went ok then?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at January 19, 2024 09:42 PM (WsTvr)

175 AI Model ‘Lexi Love’ Rakes in $30,000 a Month from Lonely Men"

END PSA
Posted by: runner

Tell me the Japanese Version is 'Rexi Rov'. Lie if you have to.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 19, 2024 09:42 PM (qoGsy)

176 Shrouds and stays (and possibly halyards) have entered the thread.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2024 09:43 PM (XeU6L)

177 Conservatives and other not so conservatives are quitting
F**k-TUBE for the very reasons that define the coming totalitarianism if we lose this country in 2024. Screw-TUBE is laying the groundwork for their CCP handler's...you have been warned.

Posted by: Nightwatch at January 19, 2024 09:43 PM (TDvv2)

178 ------

I know an AWFL who wrote Harris in for Pres.

When she told me this, I was too stunned to reply.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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I talked to a customer service today that talked gibberish and laughed at all the wrong places just like Kanela.
You can't fix stupid.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 19, 2024 09:43 PM (IdKcu)

179 Biden went from singing Happy Birthday to Pete Buttigieg to advising that a man should marry a woman with a lot of sisters so at least one of them will always love you.

What about Bros?

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2024 09:43 PM (lwOKI)

180 Sorry. But if Michelle Obama runs, she will win.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 19, 2024 09:41 PM (C9oTe

If that's what the Party has decided, then yes. If not, then no.

The same is true of a random serial killer plucked from Death Row.

It's all rigged.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2024 09:44 PM (0FoWg)

181 163 Which is another way of saying she isn't aware of her reason either. Lucky Charms are supposed to be magically delicious. What is they say about Cocoa Puffs again?

Posted by: Eponymous Cracker at January 19, 2024 09:44 PM (HZJhy)

182 173 Sorry. But if Michelle Obama runs, she will win.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Sadly, nurse gets it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 19, 2024 09:44 PM (hOUT3)

183 the d will win, regardless of anything. they could run a f#@*ing potato and a cabbage, 90 million votes guar-an-g-ddam-teed.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at January 19, 2024 09:44 PM (WsTvr)

184 innit?

g'night, really, then.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at January 19, 2024 09:45 PM (WsTvr)

185 I wants to Thank Presdent Bidum foor being a Loving White Presdent... Thank You and we loves youa as much as we love Presdent Obamaa

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro,Vt at January 19, 2024 09:45 PM (qpLSv)

186 Once again its not Skip's fault. (should I be getting suspicious?)

Posted by: Ciampino -
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Skip can be one of those silent types.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 19, 2024 09:45 PM (IdKcu)

187 179 Biden went from singing Happy Birthday to Pete Buttigieg to advising that a man should marry a woman with a lot of sisters so at least one of them will always love you.

What about Bros?
Posted by: rhennigantx

Biden knows all about keeping Love within the Family. Ask his daughter. Love is Love, h8r.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 19, 2024 09:46 PM (v9vY1)

188 Tell me the Japanese Version is 'Rexi Rov'. Lie if you have to.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 19, 2024 09:42 PM (qoGsy)

"Me Ruv You Rong Time!" is the advertising slogan?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 19, 2024 09:46 PM (hOUT3)

189 Maybe I need to start watching OR most are failures so the few I watched are just part of the percentage

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2024 09:47 PM (fwDg9)

190 and yes, YD,:

"The same is true of a random serial killer plucked from Death Row"

maybe even preferable, considering everything ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at January 19, 2024 09:47 PM (WsTvr)

191 182 173 Sorry. But if Michelle Obama runs, she will win.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Sadly, nurse gets it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3)
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Y'all is too funny.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 19, 2024 09:47 PM (IdKcu)

192 I *had* a YooToobe account, until (15? years ago, more or less?) they demanded I sign up for a gurgle account, in order to keep it.

Nah, bruh. Not that important

Posted by: JQ at January 19, 2024 09:47 PM (njWTi)

193 Only way Mitch the bitch wins is the Democrat way
CHEAT

Posted by: Braenyard at January 19, 2024 09:48 PM (IdKcu)

194 193 Only way Mitch the bitch wins is the Democrat way
CHEAT
Posted by: Braenyard

And your point is???

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 19, 2024 09:49 PM (hOUT3)

195 The monuments in each and every southwestern state beat the hell out of any castle in Europe.

Posted by: Rex B at January 19, 2024 09:50 PM (5h/8D)

196 Wolves outside the window...

And we'll huff, and puff, and blow... oh fuck it, just gonna eat ya.

There are reasons we got rid of wolves most places.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2024 09:50 PM (xaFKb)

197 Ma point is, in the vernacular of the unwashed, VOTE.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 19, 2024 09:50 PM (IdKcu)

198 lol at REI from below.

I once ended up getting a free pair of ski boots there. I bought them and was also getting my skis tinted there. Girl at the counter charged me for the tune, didn’t charge me for the boots. And I didn’t correct her. She most likely thought the boots were mine and I brought them with me to get my bindings adjusted.

Free $650 boots. About $850 in today’s worthless USD.

I think of it as white reparations.

Posted by: Montec at January 19, 2024 09:51 PM (gDvZJ)

199 Elections will be a quaint ideal of the past.

(creepy smile)

Posted by: Klaus Schwab, Davos High Priest at January 19, 2024 09:51 PM (v9vY1)

200 195 They look just about as cozy to camp in too.

Posted by: Eponymous Cracker at January 19, 2024 09:51 PM (HZJhy)

201 180

OH! really...if "BIG MIKE" runs the only thing that's happening is a full on CIVIL WAR...mark your calendar.

Build a Bunker.

Posted by: Nightwatch at January 19, 2024 09:52 PM (TDvv2)

202 Looks like around Aug 19, 2024 we will see if Mooch is the nomination

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2024 09:53 PM (fwDg9)

203 Some days I want to just go live in a cave in Utah.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 19, 2024 09:53 PM (GB0ku)

204 If Trump chooses Tucker as a VP, both parties will have a Tucker running.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 19, 2024 09:54 PM (GB0ku)

205 For 29 years I've been to ZZ Top shows more times than I can count on both hands. Always a great show and a good time.

It's a shame they never played at the Super Bowl or the White House or my back yard 4th of July barbecue.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2024 09:54 PM (J3ryZ)

206 I think of it as white reparations.
Posted by: Montec at

I think of it as theft. You're no better than the people looting Nike.

You just think you are.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 19, 2024 09:55 PM (OZKsD)

207 I do not believe that Mooch has the same sway she did in 2016. (swidt?)

It could *easily* have won, back then.

Thanks to DJT, even with all the pushback and insubordination he endured, more and more Saw The Light and saw the errors in DC. Even the LIVs.

I think "we" are not outnumbered. "They" just want us to believe it's so. (Bolshevik/ Menshevik comes to mind)

At least Bidumb's horrible policies cannot be attributed to raaaayyyciisssssm! And he would definitely lose this year, but for whatever shenanigans happen for another Steal.

Posted by: JQ at January 19, 2024 09:55 PM (njWTi)

208 197 Ma point is, in the vernacular of the unwashed, VOTE.
Posted by: Braenyard

True and we should!

Sadly, the opponents of civilization read that as "Vote early and often!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 19, 2024 09:56 PM (hOUT3)

209 199 Elections will be a quaint ideal of the past.

(creepy smile)

Posted by: Klaus Schwab,
-------------------------------

Klaus, I have you in my prayers and in my heart.
I want you to know that.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 19, 2024 09:58 PM (IdKcu)

210 Would be fair if the election was broken down into "IN PERSON" voting vs. "MAIL IN" bet you see the flaws in the swing states especially if that pimple faced freak Zuckerberg is spending ZUCKERBERG BUCKS setting up "PRIVATE" voting stations again this cycle.

2020 was such an ABOMINATIONABORTION of the voting practice...and the Demoncrates got away with it.

Forever word.

Posted by: Nightwatch at January 19, 2024 09:59 PM (TDvv2)

211 Posted by: Montec at January 19, 2024 09:51 PM (gDvZJ)

Not cool. Should have kept that to yourself.

Posted by: Titanium White at January 19, 2024 09:59 PM (wNewd)

212 Ha!

The Editing Room has an abridged script for the Star Wars Holiday Special:

http://tinyurl.com/SWHSpec

Posted by: Sharkman at January 19, 2024 10:00 PM (iVjhf)

213 201 180

OH! really...if "BIG MIKE" runs the only thing that's happening is a full on CIVIL WAR...mark your calendar.

Build a Bunker.
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 19, 2024 09:52 PM (TDvv2)

I would go build a Fort on an Island, but the First Civil War sort of proved that was not safe...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2024 10:00 PM (xaFKb)

214 Klaus, I have you in my prayers and in my heart.
I want you to know that.
Posted by: Braenyard

And I used to think Ian Fleming wrote pure fiction...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 19, 2024 10:00 PM (hOUT3)

215 ouch...

Posted by: Nightwatch at January 19, 2024 10:03 PM (TDvv2)

216 Someone wake Dave up.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 19, 2024 10:05 PM (GB0ku)

217 Mooch would be worse than Biden . How do the Dems select a progressively worse person as their nominee every election.

Clinton
Gore
Kerry
Obama
Hillary
Biden
Harris /Mooch

Posted by: Titanium White at January 19, 2024 10:05 PM (wNewd)

218 ONT IS NOOD

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2024 10:05 PM (fwDg9)

219 213

Current observations of various conflicts around the globe speak to "deep shelter" and a Warcraft handle on the use of high tech Drones.

Otherwise we mere civilians do not have the deep pockets for medium range missiles with stand alone properties.

Posted by: Nightwatch at January 19, 2024 10:09 PM (TDvv2)

220 Mooch would be worse than Biden . How do the Dems select a progressively worse person as their nominee every election.

Clinton
Gore
Kerry
Obama
Hillary
Biden
Harris /Mooch
Posted by: Titanium White
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To ask, is to answer. It really does become obvious

Posted by: JQ at January 19, 2024 10:09 PM (njWTi)

221 217 Shrinkflation

Posted by: Eponymous Cracker at January 19, 2024 10:09 PM (HZJhy)

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