Down With The Thiccness Cafe

Norway by @ronald_soethje

You can't conduct the simplest transaction in Japan without bowing 25 times.

Yoga animal flow.

Flight simulator.

The pugilists.

Boats 'n thicc ho's.

This seal is a real thiccboy.

Midnight munchies.

Hare is relentlessly chased by two wolves. Don't worry, he gets away. I don't post videos of animals getting hurt. Pandas falling off a hammock is about as violent as I'll go.

Dog shows off toy to the new baby. Or, this could be the dog feeling jealous of the new baby, and showing, "Look, I have a monkey, so I'm doing just fine, thank you very much."

Pure happiness..🐶🐾🌊☺️ pic.twitter.com/JQ4KjrNsYy
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) January 9, 2024

Tiny picnic tables for squirrels and birds..🐿️🐦😍

📹Šueno_farm pic.twitter.com/My7sDSmwtM
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) January 9, 2024

Conservative meow-tial artists demonstrate the Pounce and Counter-Pounce:

Gotcha..right back at ya..🐆😅

📹 rikunowpic.twitter.com/WZlhd6mwgM
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) January 9, 2024

Hey guy, let me take care of this for you real quick:

Cat's way of helping with the laundry..🐈🐾🧣😂 pic.twitter.com/V5ouojKVMx
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) January 8, 2024

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:30 PM

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1 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2024 07:30 PM (2Hdc7)

2 FIRST

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at January 09, 2024 07:30 PM (sMkAM)

3 Dangitall

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at January 09, 2024 07:31 PM (sMkAM)

4 And dutifully called as always, tonight from Biden County again

Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2024 07:32 PM (2Hdc7)

5 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2024 07:32 PM (WSTFK)

6 I do have a spidey sense for 1rst

Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2024 07:33 PM (2Hdc7)

7 LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at January 09, 2024 07:33 PM (WsTvr)

8 woohoo! lucky # 7 !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at January 09, 2024 07:33 PM (WsTvr)

9 I bet everyone is on a first name basis in that fishing village in Norway.

You can practically smell the herring and juniper berries.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 09, 2024 07:33 PM (XV/Pl)

10 mmm, herring ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at January 09, 2024 07:34 PM (WsTvr)

11 Good evening, ace! Thank you for the Cafe!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 09, 2024 07:35 PM (OnhE9)

12 There is a DeSantis Town Hall on tonight. I believe Nikki Haley is next, followed by Trump.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 09, 2024 07:35 PM (CsUN+)

13 Finally convinced my wife to let me put K02's on the Honda Pilot.

It only took one shitty PA storm to do it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 09, 2024 07:35 PM (XV/Pl)

14
You can practically smell the herring and juniper berries.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

__________

You can practically hear 633 Squadron roaring up the fjord.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 09, 2024 07:35 PM (MoZTd)

15 You can practically smell the herring and juniper berries.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 09, 2024 07:33 PM (XV/Pl)
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Hey! Whatdya know? That's what I had for lunch?!

Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at January 09, 2024 07:36 PM (krQz2)

16 There is a DeSantis Town Hall on tonight. I believe Nikki Haley is next, followed by Trump.

Never mind. It seems it was last week.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 09, 2024 07:36 PM (CsUN+)

17 Snow leopards are so cool. Too bad China is going to kill them all off.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 09, 2024 07:37 PM (b4o9z)

18 Snow leopards are so cool. Too bad China is going to kill them all off.

Why? Were they mocking Xi?

Posted by: Archimedes at January 09, 2024 07:38 PM (CsUN+)

19 Snow leopards are so cool. Too bad China is going to kill them all off.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 09, 2024 07:37 PM (b4o9z)

China is gonna kill all of us off

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2024 07:38 PM (PQ4m2)

20 Oh, no! Another one!

Breaking911 @Breaking911 3h
26-Year-Old HS Teacher Accused of 'Touching and Sexual Intercourse' With Male Student - Breaking911
CROSS COUNTY, Arkansas – A teacher from Cross County High School, identified as 26-year-old Kara Lee, has been arrested on charges of engaging in sexual intercourse with a student. Cross County...
http://tinyurl.com/bxjf73na

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 09, 2024 07:38 PM (2yu8s)

21 Down with the thiccness?

I mean, I wasn't going to post this in the last thread because it was about to close, but if that's the topic...

I lusted for that FUPA for some time after, wondering what was in there.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

Oh, there's a whole article on it, with lots of pictures.
http://tinyurl.com/3sk97dva

I, uh, wouldn't want to be eating anything while viewing, but whatever floats your boat...

Posted by: Clueless Lefty at January 09, 2024 07:38 PM (ycI94)

22 I on't get enough pickled herring in my diet, mostly because the best brand ("Ma Baensch") is only at the Woodmans in LaCrosse.

pickled herring, hardboiled eggs, oatmeal/grits, & coffee; Wisconsin's breakfast of champions!

innit?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at January 09, 2024 07:40 PM (WsTvr)

23 Breaking911 @Breaking911 5h
BREAKING: Defense Sec. Lloyd Austin Was Treated for Prostate Cancer During Secret Hospital Stay

Breaking911 @Breaking911 3h
REPORTER: "It seems, frankly, like you were deceived by telling everyone that it was an elective medical procedure. [...] It doesn't elective if he had prostate cancer and this was treating it."

PENTAGON PRESS SEC: "We could have done a better job last week." [i.e. Major General Patrick Ryder]

Breaking911 @Breaking911 2h
DOOCY: "If the administration is gonna go to such great lengths to keep secrets about the Defense Secretary's health, how can anybody be certain that the administration would not go to the same lengths to keep secret problems with President Biden's health?"

KIRBY: "...It's not good..."

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 09, 2024 07:40 PM (2yu8s)

24 18 Snow leopards are so cool. Too bad China is going to kill them all off.

Why? Were they mocking Xi?
Posted by: Archimedes at January 09, 2024 07:38 PM (CsUN+)

Knowing those idiots, they think the hair 2 mm from the end of the tail will make you a sexual tyrannosaurus.. just like me

Posted by: A dude in MI at January 09, 2024 07:41 PM (/6GbT)

25 I bet everyone is on a first name basis in that fishing village in Norway.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Every male being named Lars, Ole or Sven cuts down on remembering them all.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2024 07:42 PM (WSTFK)

26 Has anybody heard anything about Trump saying he would be a dictator on "day one"?

Is this like "drink bleach"?

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2024 07:43 PM (krQz2)

27
Old: I Was Monty's Double

New: I Was Biden's Double

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 09, 2024 07:44 PM (MoZTd)

28 Those Canadian Broads are gonna need a bigger boat.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 09, 2024 07:44 PM (R/m4+)

29 Snow Leopards now always remind me of the crappy movie with the best cinematography, The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty.

Posted by: Titanium White at January 09, 2024 07:45 PM (MNhXM)

30 pickled herring, hardboiled eggs, oatmeal

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at January 09, 2024 07:40 PM (WsTvr)
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Eggs, sure, but I'm not sure I'd eat pickled oatmeal.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2024 07:45 PM (krQz2)

31 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 4h
BREAKING: Bill Clinton 'visited Epstein's pedo island twice along with Heidi Klum and Al Gore,' new unsealed docs claim - Daily Mail

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 09, 2024 07:45 PM (2yu8s)

32 Evening, Horde. Lamb chop is sizzling in the skillet. Took the Peon Jeep for a spin today, and it worked. Woo-Hoo!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2024 07:46 PM (tkR6S)

33 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 4h
BREAKING: Bill Clinton 'visited Epstein's pedo island twice along with Heidi Klum and Al Gore,' new unsealed docs claim - Daily Mail

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 09, 2024 07:45 PM (2yu8s)
---
I'm betting it all has a happy ending.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2024 07:46 PM (krQz2)

34 Evening, Horde. Lamb chop is sizzling in the skillet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Not funny!!
-- Zombie Sheri Lewis

Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2024 07:46 PM (WSTFK)

35 Prostate cancer removal is now known as elective surgery?

Posted by: Titanium White at January 09, 2024 07:47 PM (MNhXM)

36 you go AOP!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at January 09, 2024 07:47 PM (WsTvr)

37 I'm betting it all has a happy ending.
Posted by: Axeman

Many chakras were release that night, I can assure you.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 09, 2024 07:48 PM (Qfk4E)

38 lol, ... & g'night everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at January 09, 2024 07:48 PM (WsTvr)

39 Evening, Horde. Lamb chop is sizzling in the skillet. Took the Peon Jeep for a spin today, and it worked. Woo-Hoo!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Congrats.
Did you go anywhere fun?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 09, 2024 07:49 PM (jQQDB)

40 >>>9 Snow Leopards now always remind me of the crappy movie with the best cinematography, The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty.

i thought that movie was decent.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2024 07:49 PM (KRtlO)

41 Rain.

Posted by: Jamaica at January 09, 2024 07:49 PM (Eeb9P)

42 Congrats.
Did you go anywhere fun?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 09, 2024 07:49 PM (jQQDB)

Just putted around town. Post office, gas station, friend's place, WalMart. Need to get the passes for the off-road sites yet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2024 07:51 PM (tkR6S)

43 25 I bet everyone is on a first name basis in that fishing village in Norway.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Every male being named Lars, Ole or Sven cuts down on remembering them all.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2024 07:42 PM (WSTFK)

Remembering what kind of death metal band they're each in is harder though.

Posted by: \m/ \m/ at January 09, 2024 07:51 PM (2D6XU)

44 BREAKING: Bill Clinton 'visited Epstein's pedo island twice along with Heidi Klum and Al Gore,' new unsealed docs claim - Daily Mail
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 09, 2024 07:45 PM (2yu8s)

It was a yoga retreat! We sat around and did yoga and prayed for the healing of Mother Gaia and then Bill went and got ice for all the young ladies.

Yeah! Oh Yeah!

Posted by: Al Gore, Hopping A Jet To Bang Whores in Thailand at January 09, 2024 07:51 PM (R/m4+)

45 We don need no steenkin peen-gwens.

Posted by: Poncho Villa at January 09, 2024 07:51 PM (vFG9F)

46 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 4h
BREAKING: Bill Clinton 'visited Epstein's pedo island twice along with Heidi Klum and Al Gore,' new unsealed docs claim - Daily Mail
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 09, 2024 07:45 PM (2yu8s)

It sounds like Epstein was running a high class brothel that was masquerading as a salon for the "best sort" to rub shoulders.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 09, 2024 07:53 PM (D7oie)

47 Prostate cancer removal is now known as elective surgery?
Posted by: Titanium White at January 09, 2024 07:47 PM (MNhXM)

Yeah, well. a stent is elective now, too.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 09, 2024 07:54 PM (D7oie)

48 i thought that movie was decent.
Posted by: ace at January 09, 2024 07:49 PM (KRtlO)

I enjoyed it to. Unique story that Ben Stiller couldn't ruin.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2024 07:54 PM (GB0ku)

49 35 Prostate cancer removal is now known as elective surgery?
Posted by: Titanium White at January 09, 2024 07:47 PM (MNhXM)

Well...you can "elect" from the following:

a) Prostatectomy

2) Radiation / Hormone treatment

iii) Wait and Watch

Posted by: browndog is looking at a warm Lake Erie at January 09, 2024 07:55 PM (TTAGa)

50 Fuckin' Ray Epps got PROBATION?!

How is ANYBODY still fooled, by this?!

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2024 07:55 PM (krQz2)

51 Need to get the passes for the off-road sites yet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

This is a link to where to get the passes.
http://tinyurl.com/53w3ue9s

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 09, 2024 07:56 PM (jQQDB)

52
Fuckin' Ray Epps got PROBATION?!

___________

Hasn't he suffered enough?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 09, 2024 07:58 PM (MoZTd)

53 Why should we believe the current story about Austin? They lie and lie again. The story will be revised and spun until the only thing that will be clear is their contempt for us.

Posted by: fd at January 09, 2024 07:58 PM (vFG9F)

54 Prostate cancer removal is now known as elective surgery?
Posted by: Titanium White at January 09, 2024 07:47 PM (MNhXM)

Yeah, well. a stent is elective now, too.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 09, 2024 07:54 PM (D7oie)

Any procedure that can be scheduled in advance is considered elective, contrasted with emergent, that is, must be done right fucking now. Doesn't mean medically unnecessary.

Posted by: It's a bit misleading at January 09, 2024 07:58 PM (2D6XU)

55 Fuckin' Ray Epps got PROBATION?!
___________
Hasn't he suffered enough?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Yeah, he sold his house and business and moved to Utah... so now he's got Romney's binder.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 09, 2024 07:59 PM (jQQDB)

56 After gang leader escaped yesterday, things getting hot in Ecuador [and Peru strengthening the border too].

OSINTdefender @sentdefender 4h
The President of Ecuador, Daniel Noboa has announced a State of Emergency and Declaration of Martial Law across the Country due to the Existence of an “Internal Armed Conflict” which requires the Mobilization of the Armed Forced and National Police to Retake the Country from several Criminal Groups which have now been deemed as Terrorist Organizations operating against the State.

All Source News @All_Source_News 4h
Gunmen attacked a university in Guayaquil, Ecuador with reports claiming they are attempting to kidnap students.

OSINTdefender @sentdefender 3h
Ecuadorian National Police have Stormed and Recaptured the TC Television Studio resulting in the Arrest of several Terrorists and the Release of all Hostages.

OSINTdefender @sentdefender 35m
Peruvian Minister of the Interior Víctor Torres Falcón has ordered the Immediate Deployment of a Special Force with the Directorate of Special Operations under the Peruvian National Police to the Border with Ecuador in order to prevent the Conflict in the Neighboring Country from Spilling-Over to Peru

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 09, 2024 07:59 PM (2yu8s)

57 *looks at side-bar*

Didn't know gaunts like Stern could catch Human diseases.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2024 07:59 PM (Acdbr)

58 Laundry cat is one of many reasons why you don't leave the toilet open.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 09, 2024 08:00 PM (ou9hh)

59 the only thing that will be clear is their contempt for us.
Posted by: fd

That's been really obvious for a while now.
(See AZ deciding illegals can vote in Fed elections)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 09, 2024 08:00 PM (jQQDB)

60 @ 56-
Well, there’s a whole lot of old guys needs to get on out of here.
- any democrat

Posted by: Eromero at January 09, 2024 08:01 PM (Nq2KV)

61 Fuckin' Ray Epps got PROBATION?!
___________
Hasn't he suffered enough?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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And a $500 fine!!! It's just horrific.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 09, 2024 08:01 PM (2yu8s)

62 Just when I was planning a trip to Peruvia. Damn.

Posted by: fd at January 09, 2024 08:01 PM (vFG9F)

63 Well...you can "elect" from the following:

a) Prostatectomy

2) Radiation / Hormone treatment

iii) Wait and Watch

Posted by: browndog is looking at a warm Lake Erie at January 09, 2024 07:55 PM (TTAGa)

Most Dr. say old goats like me will die of other causes before prostate cancer gets you. Had a good friend for whom that diagnosis failed.

Posted by: javems at January 09, 2024 08:02 PM (8I4hW)

64 I'd hate to be in that little fishing village when one those mountains across the water decided to play slip & slide.

Posted by: Beartooth at January 09, 2024 08:02 PM (kxx6d)

65 NY High School closed and students being assigned to remote learning so that the facility can be used to house illegal aliens.

http://tinyurl.com/dhpb44up

Posted by: Methos at January 09, 2024 08:02 PM (Dnobf)

66 I have to say... looking at those adult seals, I can understand why clubbing baby seals would be easier, but you would get so many more coats out the adults.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 09, 2024 08:02 PM (ou9hh)

67 "NY High School closed and students being assigned to remote learning so that the facility can be used to house illegal aliens."

Time for them to stop paying property taxes.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 09, 2024 08:03 PM (ou9hh)

68 61 Fuckin' Ray Epps got PROBATION?!
___________
Hasn't he suffered enough?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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And a $500 fine!!! It's just horrific.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 09, 2024 08:01 PM (2yu8s)

See! Totally not a Fed. Cruel and unusual punishment!

Posted by: A dude in MI at January 09, 2024 08:03 PM (/6GbT)

69 Well it took the surgical team two days to find Lloyd's prostate...

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2024 08:04 PM (Acdbr)

70 NY High School closed and students being assigned to remote learning so that the facility can be used to house illegal aliens.

http://tinyurl.com/dhpb44up
Posted by: Methos at January 09, 2024 08:02 PM (Dnobf)

What's wrong with Madison Square Garden and Yankee Stadium? Not like they are being used for anything important.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2024 08:04 PM (tkR6S)

71 Hare is relentlessly chased by two wolves. Don't worry, he gets away. I don't post videos of animals getting hurt. Pandas falling off a hammock is about as violent as I'll go.

Dude! We're starving here!

Posted by: The Wolves at January 09, 2024 08:04 PM (W/lyH)

72 Epps verdict = Kabukkakae Theatre

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2024 08:04 PM (Acdbr)

73 66 I have to say... looking at those adult seals, I can understand why clubbing baby seals would be easier, but you would get so many more coats out the adults.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 09, 2024 08:02 PM (ou9hh)

You'd need one of those Predator giant swinging tree traps to take one of those things out.

Posted by: Even then, death is not certain at January 09, 2024 08:05 PM (2D6XU)

74 It sounds like Epstein was running a high class brothel that was masquerading as a salon for the "best sort" to rub shoulders.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 09, 2024 07:53 PM (D7oie)

40 years ago nobody listened to me about the Carribean. I studied that area looking for an island to take over. Epstein bought my favorite one. Every time it came up on the news I pingged. It was a drop off point for Coke in the 70's and 80's. I'm pretty sure there is a WW2 sub base inside of it. The place is wild.
I'm worried my worst conspiracy theories about pedo island are coming true. There is more than one island out there owned by shady billionaire types.
They aren't "honey pots" they are stew pots.

Posted by: Reforger at January 09, 2024 08:06 PM (xmuK7)

75 NY High School closed and students being assigned to remote learning so that the facility can be used to house illegal aliens.
http://tinyurl.com/dhpb44up
Posted by: Methos at January 09, 2024 08:02 PM (Dnobf)

I remember in the distant past when New Yawk City once boasted of the best government skools in America.

I point and laugh.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 09, 2024 08:06 PM (R/m4+)

76 "NY High School closed and students being assigned to remote learning so that the facility can be used to house illegal aliens."

Time for them to stop paying property taxes.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 09, 2024 08:03 PM (ou9hh)
***
When, and if, they ever get the school back, it will take million$ to rehab it and make it usable again.
Dumb shits. Send them back!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2024 08:08 PM (W/lyH)

77 72 Epps verdict = Kabukkakae Theatre

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2024 08:04 PM (Acdbr)

The prosecutors alibied for him.

Posted by: javems at January 09, 2024 08:08 PM (8I4hW)

78 First Ray Epps and now this. When will the madness end?!

Israel Defense Forces @IDF 5h
ELIMINATED: Commander of the Southern Lebanon Region of Hezbollah’s Aerial Unit, Ali Hussein, has been eliminated by an IAF aircraft.

Ali led dozens of explosive and surveillance UAV terrorist activities against Israel, as well as the attack against the headquarters of the IDF Northern Command earlier today.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 09, 2024 08:08 PM (2yu8s)

79 NY High School closed and students being assigned to remote learning so that the facility can be used to house illegal aliens.
http://tinyurl.com/dhpb44up
Posted by: Methos at January 09, 2024 08:02 PM (Dnobf)

——————

That’s a shame. Send more.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 09, 2024 08:09 PM (u73oe)

80 How do they know which Ali Hussein they got? There must be a million of them.

Posted by: John Smith at January 09, 2024 08:10 PM (vFG9F)

81 So another gets to explain to Allah... bet he don't get 72 raisins.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2024 08:11 PM (Acdbr)

82 I'm betting it all has a happy ending.
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2024 07:46 PM (krQz2)

50$ just like downtown?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2024 08:12 PM (PQ4m2)

83 Israel Defense Forces @IDF Jan 8
Our troops uncovered the largest weapons production site since the beginning of the war. Where did Hamas position it? In Bureij, a densely populated civilian area in central Gaza.

Here are some other things we located in the area:

- Components for long-range rockets capable of reaching northern Israel.
- Underground long-range rockets manufacturing facilities.
- Exposives and mortar shells accuracy enhancers.
- Tunnel shafts reaching approx. 30 meters underground.
- Light weapons and UAVs.

Israel Defense Forces @IDF 7h
Located in Gaza's Islamic University: AK-47 rifles, cartridges, ammunition, Hamas flags and safes containing terrorist funds.

Troops also located dozens of weapon storage facilities, mortar shells, explosives, grenades and combat equipment in the area of the university.

You'd think with hundreds of kms of underground tunnels, Hamas would have somewhere to store its weapons that isn't a university.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 09, 2024 08:13 PM (2yu8s)

84 *waves to NGU*

In country yet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2024 08:13 PM (Acdbr)

85 How do they know which Ali Hussein they got? There must be a million of them.
Posted by: John Smith at January 09, 2024 08:10 PM (vFG9F)

Just shoot 'em all. Sooner or later, you will get the right one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2024 08:14 PM (tkR6S)

86 How do they know which Ali Hussein they got? There must be a million of them.
Posted by: John Smith at January 09, 2024 08:10 PM (vFG9F)

The FO's post a sticky note on his ass and as soon as he stops somewhere KaBoom!

Probably been following him for months.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 09, 2024 08:15 PM (R/m4+)

87 So Hamas created Kleine Dora ja?

But without the slave labor.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2024 08:15 PM (Acdbr)

88 My doctor gave me the rundown on prostate cancer. All I had was a PSA test with my blood work (fractional, very good). I asked him why no more indignity of the digital exam. He said "you noticed we stopped that a few years ago. At your age, if the PSA is good, why bother. If not good, something else will get you before the prostate".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 09, 2024 08:15 PM (0EOe9)

89 You'd think with hundreds of kms of underground tunnels, Hamas would have somewhere to store its weapons that isn't a university.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 09, 2024 08:13 PM (2yu8s)

The students need them to train on. You think they are there to learn transgendered Eskimo poetry?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2024 08:15 PM (tkR6S)

90 How do they know which Ali Hussein they got? There must be a million of them.
Posted by: John Smith

He *was* the one that took phone orders from Iran...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 09, 2024 08:17 PM (jQQDB)

91 Two year Assoc. Degree in Rocket construction.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2024 08:17 PM (Acdbr)

92 You'd think with hundreds of kms of underground tunnels, Hamas would have somewhere to store its weapons that isn't a university.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 09, 2024 08:13 PM (2yu8s)

same problem MacArthur had in the Philippines, he had to stage resupply and troops forward for a flexible defense in depth and got steamrollered by the Japanese advance

Posted by: Kindltot at January 09, 2024 08:17 PM (D7oie)

93 Just shoot 'em all. Sooner or later, you will get the right one.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2024 08:14 PM (tkR6S)

Ahhh, the old "kill 'em all, and let the Lord sort them out" approach.

The old ways are still the best...

Posted by: browndog is nearly underwater here at January 09, 2024 08:17 PM (TTAGa)

94 NY High School closed and students being assigned to remote learning so that the facility can be used to house illegal aliens.
http://tinyurl.com/dhpb44up
Posted by: Methos
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Elon Musk @elonmusk 1h
This is what happens when you run out of hotel rooms. Soon, cities will run out of schools to vacate. Then they will come for your homes.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 09, 2024 08:17 PM (2yu8s)

95 Ecuador until... today? was the new hotness for American wannabe ex-pats. Inexpensive & beautiful scenery.

Costa Rica served that function for decades, but CR is no longer a bargain. Cost of living about the same as here, if an expat wants a 1st world lifestyle. Bag of groceries? Same as here. Two bedroom condo with ocean view? Same as here.

I think a lot of U.S. retirees ignore the danger of violent political instability/drug gangs because these things aren't featured in Ecuador's real estate promotions or in travel mags.*

* travel mags are often shamelessly pimping for their advertisers.

Posted by: mnw at January 09, 2024 08:18 PM (NLIak)

96 Laundry cat is one of many reasons why you don't leave the toilet open.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 09, 2024 08:00 PM (ou9hh)
~~~~~

And load your toilet paper backward.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 09, 2024 08:19 PM (kioo+)

97 I asked him why no more indignity of the digital exam. He said "you noticed we stopped that a few years ago.

My doctor still does it. Now I'm a little worried about him.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 09, 2024 08:20 PM (CsUN+)

98 I think the Walter Mitty script was okay but it was the cinematography that made it really worth watching.

Posted by: Titanium White at January 09, 2024 08:20 PM (MNhXM)

99 How do they know which Ali Hussein they got? There must be a million of them.
Posted by: John Smith

He *was* the one that took phone orders from Iran...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 09, 2024 08:17 PM (jQQDB)

And had an active, large account at Estes Rockets.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 09, 2024 08:20 PM (4I/2K)

100 My doctor still does it. Now I'm a little worried about him.
Posted by: Archimedes

I was told to make sure he only has one hand on your shoulders.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 09, 2024 08:22 PM (jQQDB)

101 mnw

I would say the biggest risk is of political instability here.

Going to another country would work if we could replace the population with cultural and pragmatic Americans.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 09, 2024 08:22 PM (u82oZ)

102 Hezbollah sez the dude in question survived, fwiw.

Posted by: mnw at January 09, 2024 08:23 PM (NLIak)

103 If Thailand didn’t have the pedo reputation it would be a consideration to retire to.

Posted by: Titanium White at January 09, 2024 08:23 PM (MNhXM)

104 I was told to make sure he only has one hand on your shoulders.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

"You're going to feel a little prick."

That's what I am afraid of. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2024 08:24 PM (WSTFK)

105 Hezbollah sez the dude in question survived, fwiw.
Posted by: mnw at January 09, 2024 08:23 PM (NLIak)

——————-

He’s just restin!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 09, 2024 08:24 PM (u73oe)

106 95 I often think of going the ex-pat route, more so with the crumbling of the country. I could not live in a country that doesn't have something resembling the 2A. The old Glock on the nightstand and something that goes bang in the car gives me a sense of security. Not paranoid, just careful.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 09, 2024 08:24 PM (0EOe9)

107 I was told to make sure he only has one hand on your shoulders.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

"You're going to feel a little prick."

That's what I am afraid of. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2024 08:24 PM (WSTFK)

Over there, next to mine.

Posted by: Just The Punchline at January 09, 2024 08:25 PM (4I/2K)

108 Is that polar vortex going to hit NYC?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 09, 2024 08:26 PM (u73oe)

109 How do they know which Ali Hussein they got? There must be a million of them.
Posted by: John Smith at January 09, 2024 08:10 PM (vFG9F)

Just shoot 'em all. Sooner or later, you will get the right one.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2024 08:14 PM (tkR6S)

"What's your name ? Ali Hussein! BAM
"What's your name ? Ali Hussein ! BAM
"What's your name ? John Snow !....."

Posted by: runner at January 09, 2024 08:26 PM (V13WU)

110 Seal meme.

Do not click if you don't have a sense of humor about clubbing seals to death:

http://tinyurl.com/ytrhdatk

Posted by: Nikki Haley supports Michigan's decision to do whatever it takes for good to triumph at January 09, 2024 08:26 PM (Im460)

111 Kindltot

MacArthur did not even follow his own Op Plan.

A fortified Battan with all the supplies moved from Manilla would have been so much better than him half-asking it, and getting crushed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 09, 2024 08:26 PM (u82oZ)

112 Is that polar vortex going to hit NYC?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 09, 2024 08:26 PM (u73oe)

Oh, I hope so.

Posted by: Jose Jiminez at January 09, 2024 08:27 PM (4I/2K)

113 Kinda, lows in mid 20’s, nothing outrageous

Posted by: Jamaica at January 09, 2024 08:28 PM (Eeb9P)

114 Auto cucumber, why do you mock me?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 09, 2024 08:28 PM (u82oZ)

115 Hezbollah sez the dude in question survived, fwiw.
Posted by: mnw at January 09, 2024 08:23 PM (NLIak)

——————-

He’s just restin!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 09, 2024 08:24 PM (u73oe)

Lovely plumage.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 09, 2024 08:28 PM (aD39U)

116 Seal meme.

Do not click if you don't have a sense of humor about clubbing seals to death:

http://tinyurl.com/ytrhdatk
Posted by: Nikki Haley

A baby seal walks into a bar. The barkeep asks "Whadda have?"

Baby Seal - "Anything but Canadian Club"

Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2024 08:29 PM (WSTFK)

117 I often think of going the ex-pat route, more so with the crumbling of the country. I could not live in a country that doesn't have something resembling the 2A. The old Glock on the nightstand and something that goes bang in the car gives me a sense of security. Not paranoid, just careful.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 09, 2024 08:24 PM (0EOe9)

I think Javier Milei is making noises about liberalizing gun laws in Argentina. Get yourself trained up to be a gun safety/CC instructor, and move to Argentina.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2024 08:29 PM (tkR6S)

118 Okay, those squirrel picnic tables are adorable.

Posted by: bluebell at January 09, 2024 08:31 PM (bMfqA)

119 As of Jan. 1, Coloradans can legally import, transport and possess Louisiana crawfish — officially named the red swamp crayfish — for human consumption.

Posted by: Don Black at January 09, 2024 08:33 PM (geLO8)

120 Okay, those squirrel picnic tables are adorable.
Posted by: bluebell at January 09, 2024 08:31 PM (bMfqA)

Until the koala bears come to steal their pic-a-nick baskets.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2024 08:33 PM (tkR6S)

121 Salty

Hope you're fully recovered by now?

VIOLENT political instability. We're not there YET, unless people buy into Biden's J6 baloney. At least not like Mexico, Colombia or (perhaps) Ecuador. U.S. retirees end up in some mighty dicey places.

U.S. retirees move abroad, mostly to make their fixed income $$$ go further. Costa Rica has a disproportionate share of these. There's a whole industry catering to the "paradise on the cheap" day dream.

Posted by: mnw at January 09, 2024 08:33 PM (NLIak)

122 I can see Hezbolla being more cautions now. They want to survive in Lebanon.

I would expect Iron Dome and the Arrow system, with David's Sling all to be at full strength.

Once they launch all their missiles, they only have ground forces.

Planning thought:
After that, load all missile defenses.
Sink the Iranian ships in the Red Sea with surface forces, but only after getting all the intel after a boarding operation with their Navy Special Forces, Shayetet 13.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 09, 2024 08:34 PM (u82oZ)

123 Everyone remeber only turn your heater onto 55 degrees even though it may be Cold where are. We must continue to fight Global Warming so the less you use your heater the less your Carbon Footprint will be.

Posted by: Mary Cloginstein from Brattleboro,Vt at January 09, 2024 08:34 PM (BKOUD)

124 Okay, those squirrel picnic tables are adorable.

---

I present to you the horse head squirrel feeder (put peanut butter inside it)

http://tinyurl.com/ysl33bmp

Posted by: Nikki Haley supports Michigan's decision to do whatever it takes for good to triumph at January 09, 2024 08:35 PM (Im460)

125 Why were crawfish illegal in CO in the first place?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 09, 2024 08:35 PM (u73oe)

126 As of Jan. 1, Coloradans can legally import, transport and possess Louisiana crawfish — officially named the red swamp crayfish — for human consumption.
Posted by: Don Black at January 09, 2024 08:33 PM (geLO

The Colorado Dept. of Agriculture has finally determined that escaped mud bugs cannot colonize Pike's Peak?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2024 08:35 PM (tkR6S)

127 Yech. Single digit temps here next week according to the always reliable weather service. My only problem with that is I'm in an all electric apartment, and we do have power outages and brown/black outs around here. I have candles, flashlights, and a sterno stove if I want to make coffee or fry an egg, but last time we lost juice it was a couple days and I like showers. Found out the travel center's showers are not just for truckers, so if we lose power I can go over there and shell out $5 and get cleaned up, providing they have electricity.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 09, 2024 08:36 PM (0EOe9)

128 >>That’s a shame. Send more.

They don't care. Look around, this is happening all around the world. There is a coup going on right now in Poland, mass migration throughout Europe, all UK governments are now being run by people from Asia. This is the globalists launching their plan to break western countries and create their utopia of one world government.

Sound crazy? Does what's going on right now seem remotely sane?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2024 08:36 PM (ZLI7S)

129 I present to you the horse head squirrel feeder (put peanut butter inside it)

http://tinyurl.com/ysl33bmp
Posted by: Nikki Haley supports Michigan's decision to do whatever it takes for good to triumph at January 09, 2024 08:35 PM (Im460)
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That's hilarious.

Posted by: bluebell at January 09, 2024 08:36 PM (bMfqA)

130 Digital exam for prostate cancer is pretty worthless. Still useful in some regards to check for rectal cancer. Hey, why not massage the prostate a bit while in there.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at January 09, 2024 08:36 PM (WvGHv)

131 Why were crawfish illegal in CO in the first place?

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"Sucking the head" was very confusing to the men in Denver.

Posted by: Nikki Haley supports Michigan's decision to do whatever it takes for good to triumph at January 09, 2024 08:36 PM (Im460)

132 Sucking the head" was very confusing to the men in Denver.
Posted by: Nikki Haley supports Michigan's decision to do whatever it takes for good to triumph at January 09, 2024 08:36 PM (Im460)
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Are we still talking about the horse head squirrel feeder?

Posted by: bluebell at January 09, 2024 08:37 PM (bMfqA)

133 If January 6th was a person, it would be Jesse Smollett.

Bwahahahahahahaha

Just saw that on Facebook.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2024 08:38 PM (Y2tls)

134 Dear Mary,

Kill yourself.

XOXO

Duke

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 09, 2024 08:38 PM (u73oe)

135 Digital exam for prostate cancer is pretty worthless. Still useful in some regards to check for rectal cancer. Hey, why not massage the prostate a bit while in there.
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at January 09, 2024 08:36 PM (WvGHv)

I agree but I think recommendation for a yearly PSA has also been extended or eliminated.

Posted by: Titanium White at January 09, 2024 08:38 PM (lCVt6)

136 Titanium

I think it's Cambodia that has the pedo rep.

I know several folks who visited Thailand. Their major complaint about the country was air pollution.

Posted by: mnw at January 09, 2024 08:38 PM (NLIak)

137 mnw

Got some good news from my doctors. My surgeon
was ebullient. So doing well.

Hope you are well as well.

My decision is to not leave the US. Got a pretty good area around home. Sun Tzu would call it Death Ground. I know where to put the L-shaped sites for defense.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 09, 2024 08:39 PM (u82oZ)

138 The University in Gaza reveals how *all* of Gaza had been turned into a massive military installation. The "University " was built to be a weapons storage depot, with elements of a University above to disguise it and protect it from attack. Every hospital in the entire strip is in fact a command and control center with links to firing positions in the area. Every mosque is more weapons storage. Every elementary school is a Hamas military firing base.

All of those things, every single one in the entire area, has to be destroyed before this can end.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 09, 2024 08:40 PM (S6gqv)

139 According to a Denver Post article, Colorado Parks and Wildlife officials were concerned that the red swamp crayfish, which are native to the Gulf Coast states, could outcompete native crayfish species and destroy ecosystems that local aquatic life rely on

Posted by: Don Black at January 09, 2024 08:40 PM (geLO8)

140 Mary Cloginstein

Nice try. Please let the real Mary loose. At least she can not spell.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 09, 2024 08:40 PM (u82oZ)

141 I laughed at the seal jokes.

Posted by: Theodore at January 09, 2024 08:41 PM (pGonq)

142 Clubbing baby seals wrong. Should stay home with parents and go to bed on time, not dance and take drugs.

Posted by: Confucius at January 09, 2024 08:42 PM (2D6XU)

143 I don't eat crayfish, or anything with feelers and hinged carapaces for that matter- it just struck me as a funny headline

Posted by: Don Black at January 09, 2024 08:43 PM (geLO8)

144 According to a Denver Post article, Colorado Parks and Wildlife officials were concerned that the red swamp crayfish, which are native to the Gulf Coast states, could outcompete native crayfish species and destroy ecosystems that local aquatic life rely on

Colorado needs to build a wall on its southern border.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 09, 2024 08:43 PM (CsUN+)

145 The University in Gaza reveals how *all* of Gaza had been turned into a massive military installation. The "University " was built to be a weapons storage depot, with elements of a University above to disguise it and protect it from attack. Every hospital in the entire strip is in fact a command and control center with links to firing positions in the area. Every mosque is more weapons storage. Every elementary school is a Hamas military firing base.

All of those things, every single one in the entire area, has to be destroyed before this can end.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 09, 2024 08:40 PM (S6gqv)

Hamas basically treats the Geneva Conventions as a checklist.

Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at January 09, 2024 08:43 PM (gJKGU)

146 Fuck Joe Biden.

That is all.

Posted by: Montec at January 09, 2024 08:43 PM (C3sl/)

147 The lamb chop was yummy, and the dog is enjoying the bone from it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2024 08:44 PM (tkR6S)

148 Ever wonder how the Iceback Scandis were so hell bent on taking over England and other parts of Europe?
That pick up top shows ho hard those men were and they could see the lands the invaded as basically... empty of man and limitless available land.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 09, 2024 08:44 PM (cOq4q)

149 142 Now that's funny. Baby seals, listening to the BGs, doing Travolta moves on the dance floor.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 09, 2024 08:44 PM (0EOe9)

150 146 Fuck Joe Biden.

That is all.
Posted by: Montec at January 09, 2024 08:43 PM (C3sl/)

85 million voters can't be wrong.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2024 08:45 PM (GB0ku)

151 On second thought, let’s not go to Colorado. Tis a silly place.

Posted by: Red Swamp Crawfish at January 09, 2024 08:45 PM (u73oe)

152 JackStraw

Given the mechanisms of control, there will be a purity purge first, followed by a purge of any dangerous subordinates. The wannabes are so incompetent that they are guaranteed to fail. No DEI hire can run an electrical grid.

Seems the best plan is to stay out of the way.

You could be on a liner, cruising the high seas and teaching scuba to young, bright, comely, people.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 09, 2024 08:46 PM (u82oZ)

153 What is the difference between Hunter Biden and a baby seal ?

One should be beaten with a club and one should not.

Posted by: Titanium White at January 09, 2024 08:46 PM (lCVt6)

154 According to a Denver Post article, Colorado Parks and Wildlife officials were concerned that the red swamp crayfish, which are native to the Gulf Coast states, could outcompete native crayfish species and destroy ecosystems that local aquatic life rely on
Posted by: Don Black at January 09, 2024 08:40 PM (geLO

Mmmm, mm! These Louisiana crawdads are yummy, especially if you dust them with some Zatarain's seasoning!

Posted by: Colorado catfish at January 09, 2024 08:46 PM (tkR6S)

155 If Thailand didn’t have the pedo reputation it would be a consideration to retire to.
Posted by: Titanium White

Just because it has that reputation, doesn't mean you're partaking.

Posted by: Wm. J. Clinton, mopping his brow at January 09, 2024 08:47 PM (DgGvY)

156 AlaBAMA

85 million ~~voters~~ ballots can't be wrong.

FIFY.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 09, 2024 08:47 PM (u82oZ)

157 137 Salty

Glad to hear your surgeon liked the outcome.

I'm OK, thanks. Just terrible arthritis, nothing new. Cane for now, but borderline walker.

I could never seriously consider moving far away because of my kids being here. Costa Rica was mighty tempting, though. Especially when STL had 3 days of freezing rain.

Posted by: mnw at January 09, 2024 08:47 PM (NLIak)

158 156 AlaBAMA

85 million voters ballots can't be wrong.

FIFY.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 09, 2024 08:47 PM (u82oZ

Fair. Fair.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2024 08:48 PM (GB0ku)

159
According to a Denver Post article, Colorado Parks and Wildlife officials were concerned that the red swamp crayfish, which are native to the Gulf Coast states, could outcompete native crayfish species and destroy ecosystems that local aquatic life rely on
Posted by: Don Black

Crawdad Colonizers delivered by Pearl Bodine.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2024 08:48 PM (63Dwl)

160 You could be on a liner, cruising the high seas and teaching scuba to young, bright, comely, people.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 09, 2024 08:46 PM (u82oZ)

Starting tourist-related businesses in popular, foreign vacation destinations is also a good strategy.

The globalists might utterly fuck up everyone as much as they can, but they're not going to wreck their favorite vacation spots.

Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at January 09, 2024 08:48 PM (gJKGU)

161 Colorado needs to build a wall on its southern border.
Posted by: Archimedes

They're just crayfish, though, so it can be a pretty short one.

Posted by: mikeski at January 09, 2024 08:49 PM (DgGvY)

162 I had an internet friend that moved to Panama. Was working out pretty well but he had health issues and had to come back. Might be worth looking in to.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 09, 2024 08:49 PM (L8hCM)

163 mnw

Cold and snowy out here. We have already had 8 times more snow than all of last year. With more to go.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 09, 2024 08:49 PM (u82oZ)

164 TODAY TUESDAY
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink Group 7-10
The launch is scheduled for today.
Live January 9 at 10:56 PM (CST), 11.56 PM EST

https://shorturl.at/fryJV

Posted by: Ciampino - Reminder #11 at January 09, 2024 08:49 PM (qfLjt)

165 My decision is to not leave the US. Got a pretty good area around home. Sun Tzu would call it Death Ground. I know where to put the L-shaped sites for defense.
----
Study Vauban! Principles still being used for designing WW1 trench systems 200 years later.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 09, 2024 08:50 PM (2yu8s)

166 We can have pot shops and massage parlors on every block, but Colorado drew the line at crawfish

until now

F R E E D O M

Posted by: Don Black at January 09, 2024 08:50 PM (geLO8)

167 Colorado Parks and Wildlife officials can suck my crawdick.

Posted by: Red Swamp Crawfish at January 09, 2024 08:51 PM (u73oe)

168 I think the dog is trying to get the baby to pull on the monkey and play tug of war.

Posted by: GWB at January 09, 2024 08:51 PM (+qasz)

169 Huge expat population in Costa Rica.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2024 08:51 PM (GB0ku)

170 Cato

We would have to displace others, the entrenched locals.

We have the skills right here to have a ship, moving from port to port. Probably need to cash out all our real estate to fund it, as running ships is expensive.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 09, 2024 08:52 PM (u82oZ)

171 >>You could be on a liner, cruising the high seas and teaching scuba to young, bright, comely, people.

I'm in the next best place, Salty.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2024 08:52 PM (ZLI7S)

172 Most crawfish tails eaten in restaurants are from SE Asia. Admittedly I haven't checked on the status in a decade but you used to have to get commercial tail meat by hand peeling as no one had been able to create a machine that could remove the whole tail without tearing it up.

Posted by: Titanium White at January 09, 2024 08:52 PM (lCVt6)

173 Prostate cancer removal is now known as elective surgery?

The dude is hard-core... I just wear a wig.

Posted by: Rear Adm Rachel Levine at January 09, 2024 08:53 PM (Hqy82)

174 Notsothoreau

When I went through the Panama Cannel in 2022, I was stunned by the size of Panama City. Quite the city you never heard of.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 09, 2024 08:54 PM (u82oZ)

175 Dang, you know you're fancy when you have someone peeling a crawdad for you.

Posted by: Nikki Haley supports Michigan's decision to do whatever it takes for good to triumph at January 09, 2024 08:56 PM (Im460)

176 Why were crawfish illegal in CO in the first place?

Subpar buzz when you try to smoke 'em.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 09, 2024 08:56 PM (V8he0)

177 A serious question. When a tranny has the penis removed I assume the prostate is also yanked , correct?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 09, 2024 08:57 PM (Yem6A)

178 JackStraw

Well, the new NWC crowd must really party more than my generation's. Although I rented a place with a hot tube in Newport during my time there. We had a hot tub party in February.

Glad you are living the dream.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 09, 2024 08:57 PM (u82oZ)

179 Time to turn in. Work tomorrow.

The rural roads I travel will be a mess.

Have a wonderful night, everyone.

May you be cozy, safe, and thriving.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 09, 2024 09:00 PM (u82oZ)

180 A serious question. When a tranny has the penis removed I assume the prostate is also yanked , correct?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 09, 2024 08:57 PM (Yem6A)

Leave it in, let it become cancerous, and then remove it. Repeat bu$ine$$.

Posted by: Your gender correction surgeon. at January 09, 2024 09:01 PM (tkR6S)

181 Hamas basically treats the Geneva Conventions as a checklist.
Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at January 09, 2024 08:43 PM (gJKGU)

UN and NGOs are at best looking the other way, more likely fully complicit.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 09, 2024 09:05 PM (eoQWY)

182 @KatarzynaMari11

What has been carried out against the President of the Republic of Poland and MPs Kamiński and Wąsik is a coup d'état. The position of the President as a representative of the State, responsible for the Constitution of the Republic of Poland and independence, was questioned. The Polish State is being liquidated. We must defend our homeland

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2024 09:06 PM (ZLI7S)

183 The border security negotiations on Capitol Hill keep running into a critical problem: Republicans don’t trust the Biden administration to follow through with any tough measures.
Lawmakers returned to Washington this week after a lengthy holiday vacation with little progress on border negotiations, the linchpin of broader talks about President Biden’s request for an emergency $110 billion national security spending bill. That proposal includes military aid for Ukraine and Israel.

Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2024 09:06 PM (RovqD)

184 @KatarzynaMari11

What has been carried out against the President of the Republic of Poland and MPs Kamiński and Wąsik is a coup d'état. The position of the President as a representative of the State, responsible for the Constitution of the Republic of Poland and independence, was questioned. The Polish State is being liquidated. We must defend our homeland
Posted by: JackStraw

-

Ah, now I see why all the PUTIN IS GONNA INVADE POLAND!!! silliness was being pushed so hard.

Posted by: Nikki Haley supports Michigan's decision to do whatever it takes for good to triumph at January 09, 2024 09:07 PM (Im460)

185 >>> VIOLENT political instability. We're not there YET, unless people buy into Biden's J6 baloney.

Depends on hat is meant with "buy in".

I would not be surprised if most of the people who 'believe' it know it's BS but are fellow travelors joining in on the jampile of dehumanizing hat they see as their 'political opponants' and relish the idea of reeducation camps and killing fields.

Not as simple as ordering Seal Team 6 to murder a 'political opponant', but historically far far worse.

And proven effective.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 09, 2024 09:09 PM (cOq4q)

186 Kind of looked to me like the dog was sizing up the baby as a carry toy, maybe trade in the monkey.

Posted by: From about that Time at January 09, 2024 09:11 PM (4780s)

187 @KatarzynaMari11

What has been carried out against the President of the Republic of Poland and MPs Kamiński and Wąsik is a coup d'état. The position of the President as a representative of the State, responsible for the Constitution of the Republic of Poland and independence, was questioned. The Polish State is being liquidated. We must defend our homeland

Is this the old outgoing president or the new lefty one?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 09, 2024 09:12 PM (dZVON)

188 @184

>>Ah, now I see why all the PUTIN IS GONNA INVADE POLAND!!! silliness was being pushed so hard.

Ersatz Shecky Putin: And then on to Mishawaka Tovarich!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 09, 2024 09:13 PM (XV/Pl)

189 Colorado needs to build a wall on its southern border.
Posted by: Archimedes

They're just crayfish, though, so it can be a pretty short one.

Yes, but they're good at digging, so it would have to extend pretty deeply into the ground.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 09, 2024 09:13 PM (CsUN+)

190 I will never forget the guy I talked to when I was at Netflix. He'd just gotten back from Costa Rica. He took a job down there and brought his family. Came home one night and the wife and kids were packing up. They wanted to go back to civilization. So they all came back and he signed up for Netflix.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 09, 2024 09:13 PM (L8hCM)

191 You'll note that penguins will not throw your laundry into the toilet. They go to school to learn how to behave and benefit society in general. And they don't carry/transmit rabies like lesser species.

Posted by: Penguin Defense Fund 501c3 at January 09, 2024 09:15 PM (V5BDR)

192 The border security negotiations on Capitol Hill keep running into a critical problem: Republicans don’t trust the Biden administration to follow through with any tough measures.

There's only one way to do this now. Enforcement and removal first, before anything else is done.

Fool me once....

Posted by: Archimedes at January 09, 2024 09:15 PM (CsUN+)

193 Ah, now I see why all the PUTIN IS GONNA INVADE POLAND!!! silliness was being pushed so hard.

Right. The Poles were doubling their defense budget because we were being silly.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 09, 2024 09:16 PM (CsUN+)

194 You should read the entire post at the link. Good think Biden and Secretary AWOL are on top of things.

@CENTCOM

Houthi Attack on International Shipping

On Jan. 9, at approximately 9:15 p.m. (Sanaa time), Iranian-backed Houthis launched a complex attack of Iranian designed one-way attack UAVs (OWA UAVs), anti-ship cruise missiles, and an anti-ship ballistic missile from Houthi-controlled areas of Yemen into the Southern Red Sea, towards international shipping lanes where dozens of merchant vessels were transiting.

http://tinyurl.com/2wnd9na6

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2024 09:18 PM (ZLI7S)

195 Ah, now I see why all the PUTIN IS GONNA INVADE POLAND!!! silliness was being pushed so hard.

Right. The Poles were doubling their defense budget because we were being silly.

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The money (and money laundering) is a useful distraction.

Turns out our guys were pointing at Russia and saying RUSSIA IS GOING TO TOPPLE THEIR GOVERNMENT!!! as we were toppling their government.

Posted by: Nikki Haley supports Michigan's decision to do whatever it takes for good to triumph at January 09, 2024 09:19 PM (Im460)

196 >>Right. The Poles were doubling their defense budget because we were being silly.

Putin didn't attack Poland. The same forces that are attacking us attacked Poland.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2024 09:20 PM (ZLI7S)

197 Background:

Disclose.tv @disclosetv 2h
NEW - Polish police have arrested the former interior minister and deputy interior minister inside the presidential palace in Warsaw.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 09, 2024 09:20 PM (2yu8s)

198 Turns out our guys were pointing at Russia and saying RUSSIA IS GOING TO TOPPLE THEIR GOVERNMENT!!! as we were toppling their government.

Wait, are you saying we toppled the Polish government?

Posted by: Archimedes at January 09, 2024 09:22 PM (CsUN+)

199 191 Youngstown State University has little Pete the Penguin as a mascot. Seemed like on a regular basis some of the frat brothers would kidnap the little bird, every house doing it. They always showed "hostage" pics of Pete in the bathtub. Probably the best the bathtub ever smelled.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 09, 2024 09:22 PM (0EOe9)

200 Viktor Orban has got to be the next contestant on the Deep State Color Revolution Game Show.

Say, anybody seen Nuland lately?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 09, 2024 09:23 PM (XV/Pl)

201 I just saw a trailer for the new Three Body Problem show to air on Netflix in March. I watched the TenCent Chinese version so the plot is still very fresh in my mind.

At first glance, it appears that the Netflix version is much slicker, with better CGI. I also doubt it will be anywhere near as slowly paced as the Chinese version. However, it will also have lots more wokeness.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 09, 2024 09:24 PM (CsUN+)

202 Is this the old outgoing president or the new lefty one?

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The party that lost does not want to give up power.

Posted by: runner at January 09, 2024 09:24 PM (V13WU)

203 "You'll note that penguins will not throw your laundry into the toilet."

No they just steal it and wear your underwear at penguin orgies.

Posted by: John Smith at January 09, 2024 09:26 PM (vFG9F)

204
Do you guys remember that Chamberaid's Tale show, and how all those chicks said it was about clamping their thoroughly soiled legs shut in the manocratic vice of male manocracy or whatever?

What a crock. Jewish and Christian men treat women and girls with an inordinate, often unseemly measure of deference.

Chicks whining about this kind of stuff is ridiculous. It's like when they whine about the thermostat or dudes telling them to smile more. They're complaining about being handled gently.

If I were living with some anemic male roommate I'd be saying "I'm sorry, but I can't be roasted to death in my sleep. 88deg F is my limit. Go turn the basement into a crematorium."

If I were a boss dealing with a grumpy male employee I'd say "improve your attitude. It's dragging people down. I'm serious. Improve it this quarter, or else."

Only a chick could walk through life like this and feel slighted.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 09, 2024 09:27 PM (p35rt)

205 @203

>>No they just steal it and wear your underwear at penguin orgies.

And sh*t in it.

Have you ever tried to get Penguin Sh*t out of leather?

IMPOSSIBLE!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 09, 2024 09:29 PM (XV/Pl)

206 An old geezer, one of the bartenders, at the Polish Sharpshooters Club in Erie PA was a veteran of the Polish WW2 army. He was cavalry, not a lancer. The old guy only worked weekend mornings. Guy had some pretty good stories, especially about their trek to join up with Brits far down in Iraq. Guy saw action at Monte Casino.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 09, 2024 09:29 PM (0EOe9)

207 "You'll note that penguins will not throw your laundry into the toilet."

No they just steal it and wear your underwear at penguin orgies.

That wasn't a penguin, it was Sam Brinton in a tuxedo.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 09, 2024 09:30 PM (CsUN+)

208 Previous Polish govt was more populist, and not EU friendly, Tusk is more toward the EU. He is the PM. Duda is the President. Problem for Tusk is that Duda belongs to the party that lost the election.

Posted by: runner at January 09, 2024 09:30 PM (V13WU)

209 You should see what they do with your socks.

Posted by: John Smith at January 09, 2024 09:32 PM (vFG9F)

210 Wait, are you saying we toppled the Polish government?

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I have no doubt the same U.S. groups responsible for toppling governments in the Arab Spring, the color revolutions in Ukraine, Yugoslavia, here, etc. are involved in Poland. The sleight of hand to blame some other country as they do it makes a lot of sense, too.

Posted by: Nikki Haley supports Michigan's decision to do whatever it takes for good to triumph at January 09, 2024 09:32 PM (Im460)

211 Here's a 55 minute video for anyone who is interested in what we experienced first-hand in 2020 and we've been doing to other countries for decades:

"This is the 2002 film "Bringing Down A Dictator" about how the U.S. State Dept, CIA, and NGO blob swarm orchestrated a color revolution inside Serbia to regime change Slobodan Milosevic."

http://tinyurl.com/yos3amvr

Posted by: Nikki Haley supports Michigan's decision to do whatever it takes for good to triumph at January 09, 2024 09:37 PM (Im460)

212 >>The party that lost does not want to give up power.

No, not really.

More like what is happening right here only there are fewer protections in Poland.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2024 09:38 PM (ZLI7S)

213 I have no doubt the same U.S. groups responsible for toppling governments in the Arab Spring, the color revolutions in Ukraine, Yugoslavia, here, etc. are involved in Poland. The sleight of hand to blame some other country as they do it makes a lot of sense, too.

Ah, so no proof whatsoever.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 09, 2024 09:40 PM (CsUN+)

214 Do you guys remember that Chamberaid's Tale show, and how all those chicks said it was about clamping their thoroughly soiled legs shut in the manocratic vice of male manocracy or whatever?

What a crock. Jewish and Christian men treat women and girls with an inordinate, often unseemly measure of deference.

Well...yes. It's so far removed from actual reality as to be almost hysterically funny. Tradcon churches raise boys from the beginning to be simping doormats for women, whom they are taught are by nature more pure and virtuous than men, and to be put on a pedestal. The ass-backwardness of it all is mind boggling.

Posted by: Guy with firsthand experience at January 09, 2024 09:41 PM (2D6XU)

215 Is this the penguin thread?

Posted by: Zombie Burgess Meredith at January 09, 2024 09:44 PM (V8he0)

216 Also here's a fascinating article about the U.S. government attacking and censoring Revolver news for reporting on color revolutions.

Worth a read. Again, this is us. The Good Guys.

"We leave the full exploration of how the term “democratic” is used deceptively in the Color Revolution context (and in names of decidedly anti-democratic/populist institutions) as an exercise to the interested reader. Michael McFaul, another Color Revolution expert and key anti-Trump operative somewhat gives the game away in the following tweet in which the term “democratic breakthrough” makes an appearance as a better sounding alternative to “Color Revolution.”

http://tinyurl.com/yl4qxb3g

Posted by: Nikki Haley supports Michigan's decision to do whatever it takes for good to triumph at January 09, 2024 09:44 PM (Im460)

217 Only a chick could walk through life like this and feel slighted.

The fairer sex has its own problems to be sure, and I don't envy them, but in some ways they're definitely playing life on easy mode, and a lot of them don't seem to know it.

Posted by: Maybe they feel the same way? at January 09, 2024 09:44 PM (pjs7m)

218 Ah, so no proof whatsoever.

Seriously? You are still holding out for Putin?

Read what those staunch allies of Putin at Politico are reporting. This is the globalist blob that helped win a "surprise" election in Poland last fall to put a globalist/EU friendly regime back in power and take down a nationalist government that was against everything the globalists that are trying to take over this country are trying to force on us.

http://tinyurl.com/mr46dzjz

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2024 09:44 PM (ZLI7S)

219 Ah, so no proof whatsoever.

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hahahaha

Yep. Same as how Putin is going to invade them.

Posted by: Nikki Haley supports Michigan's decision to do whatever it takes for good to triumph at January 09, 2024 09:45 PM (Im460)

220 Everything we've seen with out own eyes since 2020...

Posted by: Nikki Haley supports Michigan's decision to do whatever it takes for good to triumph at January 09, 2024 09:46 PM (Im460)

221 Where is Jan Sobieski when they need him?

Posted by: Eromero at January 09, 2024 09:47 PM (NxC5+)

222 Is this the penguin thread?

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This is. Come on in.

Posted by: runner at January 09, 2024 09:47 PM (V13WU)

223 Next stop Argentina !

Posted by: CIA department of government overthrowing at January 09, 2024 09:48 PM (lCVt6)

224 Sobieski ? the vodka guy ?

Posted by: runner at January 09, 2024 09:50 PM (V13WU)

225 >>>> Problem for Tusk is that Duda belongs to the party that lost the election.

Posted by: runner
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He wants to put Duda in jail.

Posted by: Braenyard, Trump told the Christians I won't let you down at January 09, 2024 09:52 PM (3avhE)

226 Wind is fierce here. 40mph with 70mph gusts. That's damn near hurricane force. Thankfully we're at low tide, but the ocean is roaring.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 09, 2024 09:55 PM (0lr2Q)

227 >>Wind is fierce here. 40mph with 70mph gusts. That's damn near hurricane force. Thankfully we're at low tide, but the ocean is roaring.

Getting pretty jiggy here too.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2024 09:57 PM (ZLI7S)

228 The Last Hard Men just starting on the movie channel.

Posted by: CIA department of government overthrowing at January 09, 2024 09:58 PM (lCVt6)

229 >>>Getting pretty jiggy here too.
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Yep. You should be getting peak wind somewhere around midnight.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 09, 2024 10:03 PM (0lr2Q)

230 Oh, there's a whole article on it, with lots of pictures.
http://tinyurl.com/3sk97dva

Holy Mother of God! I’m nauseous. Thanks for nothing. I’ll never be able to unsee that.

Posted by: Cookie at January 09, 2024 10:06 PM (6piUq)

231 If we don't fight them in Crimea, we'll have to fight them in Krakow.

That's an even lamer shell game than the one I grew up with.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 09, 2024 10:52 PM (p35rt)

232 About those underground bunker: I'm sure the angry and hungry locals would never do anything like block, or worse, contaminate the air intake vents with poison or maybe some rotting corpses. Plus they will have guards who will totally remain on their posts to keep people away while their bosses live big 100 feet down.

They are building multi-million dollar luxury tombs.

Posted by: Ripley at January 09, 2024 11:15 PM (jQcLQ)

233 The De Santis Fox Town Hall is being re-aired right now if you find yourself so interested.

Posted by: Lost in Space at January 10, 2024 12:04 AM (5qPcC)

234 Nikki Haley and Mitt Romney for America 2024!

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