Biden Summons the Press to "Friendly Chats" Where He Can Instruct Them Where Their Reportage Is Wrong and How to Report Better on His Successes

Via Semafor:

President Joe Biden's re-election campaign has begun organizing a series of off-the-record trips for top political reporters and editors to the team's headquarters in Wilmington, Delaware and meet top officials, including the campaign manager, deputies, and other senior advisors for background briefings on campaign strategy.
They're also using it as an opportunity to tell them what they're getting wrong. Two people with knowledge of the situation told Semafor that during meetings with reporters from outlets like The New York Times, the Washington Post, and others, campaign officials have invoked a coverage spreadsheet laying out areas where the team believes their reporting has fallen short.
In particular, campaign officials have chafed at some of the coverage of former President Donald Trump, feeling that outlets are too focused on his legal troubles and haven't paid enough attention to some of his incendiary recent statements on the campaign trail. A source familiar told Semafor that with the exception of its recent meeting with the Times, the campaign meetings had been "substantive" and "productive," and that Biden staffers were scheduled to meet in the coming days with political reporting teams from ABC, NBC, The Wall Street Journal, Fox, NPR, Reuters, Bloomberg, and others in Wilmington.

Speaking of massaging reports to boost Biden: the national recorded 439,000 fake phantom jobs as jobs created by Biden over the past year.

There's something wrong with previous U.S. jobs reports.
The government quietly erased 439,000 jobs through November 2023, a closer look at the numbers from the Bureau of Labor Statistics shows.
That means its initial jobs results were inflated by 439,000 positions, and the job market is not as healthy as the government suggests.
Since the government wiped out 439,000 jobs after the fact, the total percentage of jobs created by the government last year is even higher. Increased government hiring has been driving the jobs numbers higher.
...
"Time to stop trading off the payroll data," tweeted David Rosenberg, founder of Rosenberg Research Associates. By his calculations, he says the downward revisions came to "an epic 443,000," adding, "more than 40% of payroll growth in 2023" came from "the fairy tale 'Birth-Death' model" the BLS uses to "guesstimate" its jobs reports.
Again, the government sector in December ranked high in job creation. It created 52,000 jobs in the final month of 2023. As FOX Business's Edward Lawrence points out, that brings the three-month average of jobs created by the government sector to 50,000 per month. Lawrence says Acting Labor Secretary Julie Su "would not answer if this is sustainable when I pressed her."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:40 PM

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1 Hey!

Posted by: Half Dozen at January 08, 2024 06:41 PM (eHovo)

2 2nd?

Posted by: Ricky Bobby at January 08, 2024 06:42 PM (GXBev)

3 Are these bootlickers really happy to have that decrepit pants wetter telling them what to write?

Never mind, I've answered my own question.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at January 08, 2024 06:43 PM (XPM1I)

4 everything about Biden's presidency is fake

Posted by: Ricky Bobby at January 08, 2024 06:44 PM (GXBev)

5 I don't understand what the quote about payroll data means.

Is payroll data not pretty good? I think maybe they are saying the BLS takes that data, swallows it, and pulls it out its own butt, and that's the problem with the number?

Posted by: TexasDan at January 08, 2024 06:44 PM (z/ifB)

6 I too wanted to be a reporter, Comrade!

Let me explain how I would frame this story.

*lays pistol on table*

Posted by: J Stalin at January 08, 2024 06:46 PM (xrlnV)

7 SPONGE

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 08, 2024 06:46 PM (xcxpd)

8 Isn't 'press(ing)' her some kind of sexual assault?

Posted by: torabora at January 08, 2024 06:46 PM (ev+Ps)

9 I too wanted to be a reporter, Comrade!

Let me explain how I would frame this story.

*lays pistol on table*

Posted by: J Stalin at January 08, 2024 06:46 PM (xrlnV)

...

This should go off in the third act.

Posted by: J Stalin at January 08, 2024 06:47 PM (z/ifB)

10 I doubt the Propaganda wing of the DNC needs to actually meet with the Meat Puppet to get their marching orders.

That's what group chat and newsgroups are for.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 08, 2024 06:48 PM (xcxpd)

11 >>>Is payroll data not pretty good? I think maybe they are saying the BLS takes that data, swallows it, and pulls it out its own butt, and that's the problem with the number?

I think it mentions a problem with an assumption used to guestimate the payroll data, the "birth/death" factor.

Posted by: ace/Biff Costanza at January 08, 2024 06:48 PM (KRtlO)

12 Is getting serviced by your daughter in the shower count as a job created?

Posted by: I'm only asking for a friend here at January 08, 2024 06:48 PM (ev+Ps)

13 Joe Biden reports Press to Human Resources where a warning is put into their file. All Dem Press employees must attend a seminar to review the Dem employee handbook.

Posted by: Titanium White at January 08, 2024 06:48 PM (MNhXM)

14 I honestly don't mean to be a PITA here but when will people stop reporting "Biden does...." anything? Biden did not "summon" anyone. He is a brain dead old p.o.s. in place as a demented puppet as cover for Obama etc al. Haven't yet seen a poll on the peoples' opinion on those actually responsible for the state we're in, only more Biden, this Biden that. But let's keep playing along.

Posted by: Son of Dad at January 08, 2024 06:49 PM (8JB5s)

15 >>>I honestly don't mean to be a PITA here but when will people stop reporting "Biden does...." anything? Biden did not "summon" anyone. He is a brain dead old p.o.s. in place as a demented puppet as cover for Obama etc

true. sometimes I write "biden's handlers" but sometimes I forget.

Posted by: ace/Biff Costanza at January 08, 2024 06:50 PM (KRtlO)

16 LETS GO HUSKIES!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 08, 2024 06:50 PM (CFSPL)

17 You should maybe wait longer before printing your corrections, comrade.

Posted by: J Stalin at January 08, 2024 06:50 PM (xrlnV)

18 "campaign officials have chafed at some of the coverage of former President Donald Trump, feeling that outlets are too focused on his legal troubles and haven’t paid enough attention to some of his incendiary recent statements on the campaign trail."

lol. stop talking about our attempts to put him in jail, it's not working!

Posted by: Ricky Bobby at January 08, 2024 06:50 PM (GXBev)

19 I'm sure the media, being all independent and brave, will tell Joe to get stuffed.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 08, 2024 06:50 PM (n2Iei)

20 Wayne Lapierre resignation is a job lost, amirite?

Posted by: I'm only asking for a friend here at January 08, 2024 06:51 PM (ev+Ps)

21 MH retired so he created a job opening.

Posted by: Titanium White at January 08, 2024 06:52 PM (MNhXM)

22 Tired of figurative fellatio, the Biden Whitehouse has demand literal fellatio and later figurative fellatio.

Posted by: Flyguy at January 08, 2024 06:52 PM (OYxA4)

23 This is what winning campaigns do, complain about the media coverage!

Posted by: Jay in PA at January 08, 2024 06:53 PM (i7Q7S)

24 LETS GO HUSKIES!
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 08, 2024 06:50 PM (CFSPL)

I'm on your side tonight, nurse. Mostly because I can't stand the cult of the U of Michigan, nor can I stand their whiny coach (we have the MUCH better Harbaugh here in Charm City).

Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2024 06:54 PM (+cH+C)

25 the government sector in December ranked high in job creation
........

Your tax dollars ~~at work~~ being flushed.

Posted by: wth at January 08, 2024 06:54 PM (v0R5T)

26 Harbaugh pees sitting down.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2024 06:54 PM (xrlnV)

27 There's a list for getting in those pressers isn't there...

Posted by: I'm only asking for a friend here at January 08, 2024 06:54 PM (ev+Ps)

28 "That means its initial jobs results were inflated by 439,000 positions, and the job market is not as healthy as the government suggests."

We take ownership for our error. Now shut up.

Posted by: The Experts at January 08, 2024 06:55 PM (vFG9F)

29 Harbaugh pees sitting down.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2024 06:54 PM (xrlnV)

Jim yes, John no. Important distinction.

Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2024 06:55 PM (+cH+C)

30 The white man plagiarizes and he gets to become President of the country. A strong black woman gets forced out of her job. F those crackers,

Posted by: Malcom Gay at January 08, 2024 06:55 PM (MNhXM)

31 I posted something about this in one of my Morning breifs. No worries the press doesn't believe a word of his lies and they actually said that.

Posted by: vic at January 08, 2024 06:56 PM (A5THL)

32 As much as I hate the Ratbirds, John Harbaugh is a good coach.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 08, 2024 06:58 PM (R4t5M)

33 Butg Biden is not the first to lie about jobs and the economy. The gov numbers for that have been exaggerated for decades.

Posted by: vic at January 08, 2024 06:59 PM (A5THL)

34 Moon mission SNAFU.
Everest rock probably lost.

Posted by: torabora at January 08, 2024 07:00 PM (ev+Ps)

35 As much as I hate the Ratbirds, John Harbaugh is a good coach.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 08, 2024 06:58 PM (R4t5M)

Interestingly enough, fans around here are constantly calling for him to be fired. Probably typical that coaches get assessed more fairly by fans of other teams.

Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2024 07:00 PM (+cH+C)

36 LOL, Moar Truthiness!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at January 08, 2024 07:00 PM (WsTvr)

37 Unfuckingbelievable.

Fanni Willis hired her lover to prosecute Trump.

These people.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2024 07:00 PM (xrlnV)

38 I thought the MFM just printed what the Democrats handed to them.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 08, 2024 07:02 PM (aD39U)

39 Fanni paid her boyfriend over 650k to prosecute Trump.

She's gonna get a RICO case.

http://tinyurl.com/ymn5ash9

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2024 07:03 PM (rJ7Hd)

40 @12; probably counts for about 100,000, dontcha think?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at January 08, 2024 07:03 PM (WsTvr)

41 This should blow a hole in the Atlanta case against Trump.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2024 07:03 PM (rJ7Hd)

42 FIRST !

Posted by: runner at January 08, 2024 07:05 PM (V13WU)

43
Moon mission SNAFU.
Everest rock probably lost.
Posted by: torabora

We need some 1969 technology.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 08, 2024 07:06 PM (63Dwl)

44 Bullshit is job one!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 08, 2024 07:06 PM (FVME7)

45 "Fanni Willis hired her lover to prosecute Trump."

This is ridiculous.

Or it could be bait.

I'm sure DJT might work this into his extemporaneous campaign speeches for major laughs.

Posted by: pawn at January 08, 2024 07:06 PM (QB+5g)

46 FIRST !
Posted by: runner at January 08, 2024 07:05 PM (V13WU)

That's dangerously close to socking a regular. Do you have the express written consent of Mr. Sponge to use that word??

Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2024 07:07 PM (+cH+C)

47 Interestingly enough, fans around here are constantly calling for him to be fired. Probably typical that coaches get assessed more fairly by fans of other teams.
Posted by: Doof

People are never happy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 08, 2024 07:07 PM (R4t5M)

48 11I think it mentions a problem with an assumption used to guestimate the payroll data, the "birth/death" factor.
Posted by: ace/Biff Costanza at January 08, 2024 06:48 PM (KRtlO)

Guestimate where we hid the cocaine and transgen hookers!

Posted by: Auspex at January 08, 2024 07:09 PM (j4U/Z)

49 Doof !!

Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2024 07:09 PM (Z1/eR)

50 That's dangerously close to socking a regular. Do you have the express written consent of Mr. Sponge to use that word??
Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2024 07:07 PM (+cH+C)

this cult of sponge has got to go !

Posted by: runner at January 08, 2024 07:09 PM (V13WU)

51
FIRST !
Posted by: runner at January 08, 2024 07:05 PM (V13WU)

________

Plagiarism

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2024 07:09 PM (txELs)

52 I don't care what they report, my first instinct is that they are lying. Because that's what they do, it's all that they do, it's the only skill they have. It's disgusting how many demonstrable lies they have told, never retracted and yet credulous people still believe them.
But not me. I haven't believed them since the Viet Nam era.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 08, 2024 07:10 PM (MeG8a)

53 38 I thought the MFM just printed what the Democrats handed to them.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 08, 2024 07:02 PM (aD39U)

They will print it but they don't believe it.

Posted by: vic at January 08, 2024 07:10 PM (A5THL)

54 The Soviet Pravda rolls over in their grave.

I mean... if they could really "roll over." They'd do it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 08, 2024 07:10 PM (Q4IgG)

55 Plagiarism
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2024 07:09 PM (txELs)

I USED FEWER EXCLAMATION MARKS SO IT IS NOT PLAGIARISM!

Posted by: runner at January 08, 2024 07:11 PM (V13WU)

56 Comrade Stalin would be so proud

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 08, 2024 07:11 PM (PQ4m2)

57 Doof !!
Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2024 07:09 PM (Z1/eR)

Howdy Ben Had!!

Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2024 07:11 PM (+cH+C)

58 Hadrian, I'm thinking copyright infringement

Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2024 07:11 PM (Z1/eR)

59 You're nobody till you've plagiarized someone.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2024 07:12 PM (rJ7Hd)

60 11 out of 12 monthly BLS job stats were revised downward last year. Make the big positive announcement and then quietly print the real number later.

All these people do is lie.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2024 07:12 PM (ZLI7S)

61 >>Biden Summons the Press to "Friendly Chats" Where He Can Instruct Them Where Their Reportage Is Wrong and How to Report Better on His Successes

Oh come on... The Press have engaged in this with any number of GOP Presidents...

...Why are you laughing???

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 08, 2024 07:12 PM (XV/Pl)

62 Now do Flu deaths. That is some algore fuzzy math right there.

They pull all their numbers out of their ass.

Posted by: Reforger at January 08, 2024 07:12 PM (5IxCM)

63 38 I thought the MFM just printed what the Democrats handed to them.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 08, 2024 07:02 PM (aD39U)

Pretty much, but the public is not buying that load of obvious propaganda so the media needs to do a more convincing job of selling it.

Posted by: Emmie at January 08, 2024 07:12 PM (N5qKs)

64 People are never happy.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner

I enjoy a slice of cake once in a while …

Posted by: Adriane the Not Sarcastic, Nope, Nope, Nope Critic . . . at January 08, 2024 07:13 PM (4Winp)

65 FIRST !
Posted by: runner at January 08, 2024 07:05 PM (V13WU)

________

Plagiarism
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2024 07:09 PM (txELs)

Absorption

Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2024 07:13 PM (+cH+C)

66 You're nobody till somebody plagiarized yoooooouuuuu ....

Posted by: runner at January 08, 2024 07:13 PM (V13WU)

67 We're letting hundreds of thousands of illegals over the border every month, and more jobs are *not* being created. Odd, huh?

Posted by: pookysgirl, wife of a veteran about to get shafted at January 08, 2024 07:14 PM (dtlDP)

68 In all seriousness, could you imagine the press reaction if a GOP President called them in and told them how he thought they should be reporting the news?

Impeachment hearings would start a nanosecond after that.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 08, 2024 07:14 PM (XV/Pl)

69 This is proof that assholeism doesn't have mass. They are a brown hole but didn't produce a black one.

Posted by: DaveA at January 08, 2024 07:14 PM (FhXTo)

70 Fake stuff on Twitter regarding the Fort WOrth explosion. Be advised.

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Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 08, 2024 07:15 PM (a3Q+t)

72 this cult of sponge has got to go !
Posted by: runner

How the heck am I supposed to clean the bathtub?!?!?!

Posted by: Adriane the Not Sarcastic, Nope, Nope, Nope Critic . . . at January 08, 2024 07:15 PM (4Winp)

73
John Harbaugh has always carried Jim, but give credit to little bro for making an impassioned pro-life speech while an employee of UM.

That said, those arrogant assholes from Ann Arbor made me a Spartan. Yes, Midnight Mel and all. I'll own it. fuck the Bluebellies.

Posted by: Auspex at January 08, 2024 07:16 PM (j4U/Z)

74 @67

>>We're letting hundreds of thousands of illegals over the border every month, and more jobs are *not* being created. Odd, huh?

We're adding a Wyoming's worth of illegals every three months or so.

That's a lot of people.

And to be more accurate, that's a lot of military aged men.

Looks like the masterminds are building a Hessian Army for a New Age.

I wonder what battle they are going to fight?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 08, 2024 07:16 PM (XV/Pl)

75 They pull all their numbers out of their ass.
Posted by: Reforger at January 08, 2024 07:12 PM

GIGO.

Posted by: Sam Brinton, who has a lot to unpack at January 08, 2024 07:17 PM (a3Q+t)

76 This rundown of the press is giving me “Its ‘I hope we never part’. Get it right or pay the price” vibes.

Posted by: Crazy to be sane at January 08, 2024 07:18 PM (uLzDT)

77 GO BLUE!!!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 08, 2024 07:18 PM (9yWhg)

78 This is proof that assholeism doesn't have mass. They are a brown hole but didn't produce a black one.
Posted by: DaveA at January 08, 2024 07:14 PM

Don't it make your brown eye blue?

Posted by: Anne H. at January 08, 2024 07:19 PM (a3Q+t)

79 Somebody has a ball and runs one way
The opposing some bodies get the ball and run the other way.

GO TEAM

Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2024 07:21 PM (Z1/eR)

80 Are you threatening me?

Posted by: Cornholio at January 08, 2024 07:21 PM (SYTee)

81 GO BLUE!!!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 08, 2024 07:18 PM (9yWhg)

Ugh -- you're a member of the cult??

Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2024 07:21 PM (+cH+C)

82 Screw the Whorskies.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 08, 2024 07:22 PM (9yWhg)

83 81 Yes, Doof, it’s my alma mater, and that of much of my family.

Been a “cult” member since childhood.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 08, 2024 07:24 PM (9yWhg)

84 @JudiciaryGOP

🚨 BOMBSHELL REPORT:

District Attorney Fani Willis improperly hired an alleged romantic partner to prosecute Donald Trump and financially benefited from their relationship, according to a court motion filed Monday.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2024 07:24 PM (ZLI7S)

85

82,

Aren't you nice

Posted by: four seasons at January 08, 2024 07:24 PM (PisyI)

86 "Ruh roh." Species fluid attribution.

Posted by: 80's music fan at January 08, 2024 07:25 PM (as3uC)

87 John Harbaugh has always carried Jim, but give credit to little bro for making an impassioned pro-life speech while an employee of UM.

====

Jim is an ass. He lost me for good when, instead of being an adult and saying "no comment" about his weapons grade cheating, he launched accusations at everyone else. Like a kindergarten.

Which the arrogant pricks in Ann Arbor ate with a spoon, because aren't we so special my goodness aren't we?

No you pompous jack wagons, what you did to get your program off the mat wasn't "what everybody else was doing."

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 08, 2024 07:25 PM (8AONa)

88 I think I’ll just sign off for now.

GO BLUE!!!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 08, 2024 07:27 PM (9yWhg)

89 Captain, the boot licking is already turned up to Max, me tongue can't take no more!

The media is preaching to the same 11 people, their bullshit will only be used to fool idiots over seas, or to be used as propaganda against Trump,by China and others, if he wins.

Posted by: Rbastid at January 08, 2024 07:27 PM (5pPq9)

90 Lovin' that diversthity and inclusthion:

@wendyp4545
Breaking News: The Alaska Airline plane who's door blew off at 16,000 feet was under a special flight restriction where it wasn't allowed to fly over water because officials knew about the problem.

This aircraft was scheduled to fix the problem but the door blew out before the maintenance day.

The FAA knew about this problem and didn't ground the planes until they were repaired but limited their travel distance instead.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 08, 2024 07:28 PM (IG4Id)

91 No you pompous jack wagons, what you did to get your program off the mat wasn't "what everybody else was doing."
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 08, 2024 07:25 PM (8AONa)
______

You just wanted him to admit he ordered the code red.

Posted by: WisRich at January 08, 2024 07:28 PM (Qgr0I)

92 I had uncles growing up who prided themselves in getting pictures of my brothers and I in Michigan and Michigan State jerseys.
We each would get like five or six of each team at Christmas and one or two of each at birthdays.
I remember my mom and dad discussing seperate christmas pictures photos at one point.
I escaped two cults.

Posted by: Reforger at January 08, 2024 07:29 PM (5IxCM)

93 175 grain 45 ACP? Pfffft.

Posted by: 80's music fan at January 08, 2024 07:29 PM (as3uC)

94 So....putting Trump through the wringer is backfiring. Huh.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at January 08, 2024 07:30 PM (FRT/w)

95 Speaking of massaging reports to boost Biden: the national recorded 439,000 fake phantom jobs as jobs created by Biden over the past year.

----------------

Per DogEater Reign Standards, that would mean -- and be reported as -- 2.5 million phantom jobs "saved or created."

Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 08, 2024 07:30 PM (rCC/v)

96 "This aircraft was scheduled to fix the problem but the door blew out before the maintenance day."

I wonder if that is why no one was seated in that row?

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Posted by: Duncanthrax

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Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 08, 2024 07:31 PM (cOq4q)

98 Yes, Doof, it’s my alma mater, and that of much of my family.

Been a “cult” member since childhood.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 08, 2024 07:24 PM (9yWhg)

Well at least you get in honest. No disrespect intended to you specifically. Just a very annoying fan base in general.

Funny story -- my son visited Ohio State and Kentucky for university tours. Thankfully, he chose Kentucky instead of that cult in Columbus. Anyway, Ohio State gave the prospective students a bag of stuff, among it was a coupon for 21% off at the school bookstore. When someone asked why 21%, the tour guide said "because Michigan gives 20% off coupons". Had to admit, that was pretty funny.

Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2024 07:31 PM (+cH+C)

99 Maybe they are counting the under the table illegals jobs

Posted by: Skip at January 08, 2024 07:31 PM (cLllD)

100 You just wanted him to admit he ordered the code red.

Posted by: WisRich

=====

"They made me take a pay cut! And then they told the whole damn world! Do you know how humiliating it is being told you have to earn your pay? Do you, son? You're damn right I ordered that Code Red!"

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 08, 2024 07:33 PM (8AONa)

101 98 We’re good, Doof.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 08, 2024 07:33 PM (9yWhg)

102 @wendyp4545
Breaking News: The Alaska Airline plane who's door blew off at 16,000 feet was under a special flight restriction where it wasn't allowed to fly over water because officials knew about the problem.

This aircraft was scheduled to fix the problem but the door blew out before the maintenance day.

The FAA knew about this problem and didn't ground the planes until they were repaired but limited their travel distance instead.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Wow.

No plane rides for me for a long damn time.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 08, 2024 07:33 PM (R4t5M)

103 >>>I honestly don't mean to be a PITA here but when will people stop reporting "Biden does...." anything? Biden did not "summon" anyone. He is a brain dead old p.o.s. in place as a demented puppet as cover for Obama etc

true. sometimes I write "biden's handlers" but sometimes I forget.
Posted by: ace/Biff Costanza

I like "Puppeteer".

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 08, 2024 07:34 PM (cOq4q)

104 Maybe they are counting the under the table illegals jobs

==

plus, minus, whatever....

Posted by: runner at January 08, 2024 07:34 PM (V13WU)

105 98 We’re good, Doof.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 08, 2024 07:33 PM (9yWhg)

Good. I have enough on my hands with that TJM guy always fighting me.

Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2024 07:34 PM (+cH+C)

106 Too funny. The quarterback turns to the cheerleaders and screams...."CHEER HARDER!!!"

Posted by: Orson at January 08, 2024 07:35 PM (dIske)

107 "Fani Willis" sounds like a low-rent porn name

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 08, 2024 07:35 PM (ImOqO)

108 Belichick recommended Harbaugh to the Ravens. He paid Bill back by accusing the Patriots of Deflategate and also ran onto the field like a bitch when the Pats fooled his team with an eligible receiver, and whined about it after the game like a big baby.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at January 08, 2024 07:36 PM (nnp+f)

109 Construction is at an all time high here but I honestly don't see a soiboi that has trouble lifting a Sammich applying for one of those jobs.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2024 07:36 PM (Z1/eR)

110 >>"Fani Willis" sounds like a low-rent porn name

Apparently it is.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2024 07:37 PM (ZLI7S)

111 Sometimes the landing gear won't deploy. Totes cool, we can belly land that fucking pig. That's what the fire department is for.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 08, 2024 07:37 PM (R4t5M)

112 Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 08, 2024 07:16 PM (XV/Pl)

More weird? We are NOT creating jobs, and importing millions of illegals...

Yet somehow the Unemployment rate does not go up?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 08, 2024 07:37 PM (xaFKb)

113 Lovin' that diversthity and inclusthion:

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Seen posted here in a link a week or so ago:

=> Degradation. Exclusion. Intolerance.

Heard today from a caller to Gorka's radio show:

=> Delusional. Evil. Indoctrination

Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 08, 2024 07:38 PM (rCC/v)

114 109 Construction is at an all time high here but I honestly don't see a soiboi that has trouble lifting a Sammich applying for one of those jobs.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2024 07:36 PM (Z1/eR)

That's regional... no construction going on here at all.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 08, 2024 07:38 PM (xaFKb)

115 How many of those jobs are with the government?
aka "overhead".

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 08, 2024 07:38 PM (MeG8a)

116 The white man plagiarizes and he gets to become President of the country. A strong black woman gets forced out of her job. F those crackers,
Posted by: Malcom Gay

A lot of people recognize this problem. Many assume it is 'white privelage' but not really. It's what school you went too, what big clubs you are, etc. That is upper management.
The good ones hire competent people to do the real work while they are on cruises, on the yacht, on the yachy babe catches your eye..

It's not what you know, it's not who you know, it's who you blow.
- Kamala Harris (not a WASP male).

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 08, 2024 07:38 PM (cOq4q)

117 "Biden did not "summon" anyone. He is a brain dead old p.o.s. in place as a demented puppet as cover for Obama etc"

^^ this

But for sake of argument, which Joe Biden is doing the summoning? Attached earlobe Mudpants, or detached earlobe Shitpants?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 08, 2024 07:39 PM (ImOqO)

118 So, if the press is colluding with a campaign, how is that NOT a Campaign contribution?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 08, 2024 07:39 PM (xaFKb)

119 College football championship tonight is the Battle of the Teds:

UW alumnus: Ted Bundy
UM alumnus: Ted Kaczynski

Posted by: Bert G at January 08, 2024 07:39 PM (VARTN)

120 Romeo13, this is Texas.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2024 07:40 PM (Z1/eR)

121 "...They're also using it as an opportunity to tell them what they're getting wrong..."

Maybe the MFM - aka the DNC's real campaign team - isn't all that enamored with Joe and find covering for Corrupt Idiot too much actual work at this point and they're trying to usher him out as gently as possible. Maybe that's why they're getting so much "wrong".

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 08, 2024 07:41 PM (aXxgO)

122 Biden will attempt to intimidate the media by having his diaper changed right in front of them.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 08, 2024 07:41 PM (n2Iei)

123 At least they’re not doing the jobs saved and created Obama bullshit.

Posted by: Montec at January 08, 2024 07:42 PM (VV7H4)

124 @112

>>Yet somehow the Unemployment rate does not go up?

I mean, they're being squirrelled away somewhere, that's an awful large number of people to be doing nothing.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 08, 2024 07:42 PM (XV/Pl)

125 At least they’re not doing the jobs saved and created Obama bullshit.
Posted by: Montec at January 08, 2024 07:42 PM (VV7H4)

Or doing any hard pivots

Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2024 07:44 PM (+cH+C)

126 RE: Jobs Misrepresentations

And the number of illegal aliens remains pegged at 9 million. Amazing really. Decades of invasion, each year and month more than the last, and the number defies physics. It's like Avogadro's Number. Always the same, never changing.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 08, 2024 07:45 PM (aXxgO)

127
More weird? We are NOT creating jobs, and importing millions of illegals...

Yet somehow the Unemployment rate does not go up?
Posted by: Romeo13 at January

The way the unemployment rate is calculated is idiotic. You have to be actively looking for work to count as unemployed. Jose who just rolled into NYC isn’t looking for a job, he’s at the welfare office getting the freebies. Therefore he is not officially unemployed. Same goes for the welfare queens who have never worked a day in their lives.

Posted by: Montec at January 08, 2024 07:45 PM (VV7H4)

128 Heard today from a caller to Gorka's radio show:

=> Delusional. Evil. Indoctrination
Posted by: ShainS

I was kicking around "Division, Iniquity, and Enmity" but yeah, either works. Gotta keep the DIE formulation for emphasis.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 08, 2024 07:45 PM (IG4Id)

129 Nikki Haley will be ashamed to show her face after this next week.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at January 08, 2024 07:46 PM (vFG9F)

130 The younger, hotter sideline reporter is on the Washington sideline. Another reason to root for U-Dub

Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2024 07:46 PM (+cH+C)

131 I mean, they're being squirrelled away somewhere, that's an awful large number of people to be doing nothing.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

If you are not reporting to the unemployment office for your unemployment check you do not count as 'unemployed'. If you haven't worked (legally) then you have no credit to receive unemployment for.

They go straight to welfare.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 08, 2024 07:47 PM (cOq4q)

132 If you've been here 20 years and have 5 anchor babies illegal has lost all meaning.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2024 07:47 PM (Z1/eR)

133 Construction is at an all time high here but I honestly don't see a soiboi that has trouble lifting a Sammich applying for one of those jobs.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2024 07:36 PM (Z1/eR)

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Glenn Beck and a film crew were @ Colony Ridge a week or two ago interviewing various people -- including the guy who's running it (who's given something like $4 million dollars to Abbott the Boneless, the latter not returning any of his requests for an interview).

Beck thinks this is going to be the model for rapidly turning the country into a shithole, starting with Texas -- where they will eventually achieve their dream of "blue" via illegal immigration.

Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 08, 2024 07:47 PM (hGiGG)

134 Is there a big sportsball game on tonight?

Posted by: Montec at January 08, 2024 07:48 PM (VV7H4)

135 I quit caring about college athletics when they allowed NIL payments. I guess I wouldn’t mind if they paid back the school for the cost of their scholarship out of the NIL.

Posted by: Malcom Gay at January 08, 2024 07:48 PM (MNhXM)

136 Off not very witty sock.

Posted by: Titanium White at January 08, 2024 07:48 PM (MNhXM)

137 @126

>>And the number of illegal aliens remains pegged at 9 million.

This could actually be true at any given moment.

People do not understand how many different amnesties there were after the 86 one, there was another one under pappy Bush, then two under Clinton, all with different schemes and mechanisms and pathways to make them citizens.

Right now if the numbers hold, by January 20th 2025, there will have been roughly 16 million illegals.

That's a lot cabbage pickers.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 08, 2024 07:48 PM (XV/Pl)

138 The Moon rocket is off course and headed for the Sun

🚀

Careful with that axe Eugene.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at January 08, 2024 07:49 PM (vFG9F)

139 "Nikki Haley will be ashamed to show her face after this next week."

I wonder which face she'll hide? The Iowa one, the New Hampshire one, or the South Carolina one?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 08, 2024 07:49 PM (aXxgO)

140 So..
...
I checked the mail.

..
Got my Carson City clerk recorder "Voting Information guide and sample ballot" for the "2024 Presidential preference primary election"

First, I had no idea there was such a thing.
Second, neither Trump nor Ramaswami are on it.
Haley, Scott and Pence are the only names I have even heard of.
What new fangled bullshit it this?

Posted by: Reforger at January 08, 2024 07:49 PM (wFlxQ)

141 I was kicking around "Division, Iniquity, and Enmity" but yeah, either works. Gotta keep the DIE formulation for emphasis.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 08, 2024 07:45 PM (IG4Id)

+++++++++

Good point, I usually do that (but since I was quoting others, left them in the original order).

Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 08, 2024 07:49 PM (hGiGG)

142 What did Nikki do now? Tell people in Iowa that corn is disgusting or something? 😂

Posted by: Montec at January 08, 2024 07:50 PM (VV7H4)

143 America actually deserves Joe Biden as Preezy.

His ignorance is only matched by his incompetence and desire for rape, grift, graft, bribes, kickbacks and rape.

A corrupt and venal man for a corrupt and venal country.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 08, 2024 07:50 PM (R/m4+)

144 We need more pictures of Nikki eating sausages. That will get her some press.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at January 08, 2024 07:51 PM (vFG9F)

145 @142

>>What did Nikki do now? Tell people in Iowa that corn is disgusting or something? 😂

She said if you don't vote for me then you ain't black, or words to that effect.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 08, 2024 07:51 PM (XV/Pl)

146 Is there a big sportsball game on tonight?
Posted by: Montec at January 08, 2024 07:48 PM (VV7H4)

College football championship game

Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2024 07:52 PM (+cH+C)

147 Hairyback Guy. there are days that I hope Joke wins so it will all collapse

Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2024 07:53 PM (Z1/eR)

148 146 Is there a big sportsball game on tonight?
Posted by: Montec at January 08, 2024 07:48 PM (VV7H4)

College football championship game
Posted by: Doof

I thought all that happened last week with all the bowl games. Shit the season never ends, lol.

Posted by: Montec at January 08, 2024 07:54 PM (VV7H4)

149 NOOD Cafe. Bastiges didn't call it

Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2024 07:54 PM (+cH+C)

150 It would be easier if the Biden junta had a government bureau headed by a guy like Goebbels to oversee the media so they always told the truth.

Posted by: Jukin at January 08, 2024 07:54 PM (17s+e)

151 Chaos as Biden's speech is derailed by pro-Palestinian protesters chanting 'ceasefire now': President, says he IS working to get Israel 'out' of Gaza after demonstrator interrupted to ask if he 'cares' about civilian deaths

https://mol.im/a/12939557

Posted by: Ciampino - Poster I'd like to see - Biden out of Gaza at January 08, 2024 07:55 PM (qfLjt)

152 From the last post (sort of):

It's been interesting watching the activist press and their followers switch from blaming charges of plagiarism against Claudine Gay on Chris Rufo to Bill Ackman.

The New York Post contacted Harvard about Gay's plagiarism on Oct 24, and Harvard threatened to sue them. Chris Rufo posted a tweet about her plagiarism on Dec. 10, after the 3 weird sisters testified to Congress.

http://tinyurl.com/bd3tc7zm

I don't know when Bill Ackman first reported the plagiarism angle. But the press decided to put his wife, who had never mentioned it, through the Maoist struggle session.

Posted by: KT at January 08, 2024 07:57 PM (rrtZS)

153 Is there a big sportsball game on tonight?
Posted by: Montec at January 08, 2024 07:48 PM (VV7H4)

College football championship game
Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2024 07:52 PM (+cH+C)

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I'm taking the South Dakota State University Jackrabbits over the University of Montana Grizzlies!

/Full disclosure: my cousin is the Montana State University Bobcats starting QB ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 08, 2024 07:57 PM (hGiGG)

154 Montec: "I thought all that happened last week with all the bowl games. Shit the season never ends, lol."

And next year they expand "The College Football Playoff Tournament" to twelve teams so the sports media complex can hyperventilate and torture even more people. In another twenty years, they'll need to shorten the regular season to accommodate the new and improved Everyone Gets a Trophy Tournament.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 08, 2024 08:05 PM (aXxgO)

155 I'm taking the South Dakota State University Jackrabbits over the University of Montana Grizzlies!

My clients always, how you say, root against the jackrabbits.

Posted by: Paolo at January 08, 2024 08:07 PM (a3Q+t)

156 In fact, *full time* jobs decreased in December by 1.5 MILLION. Replaced, for the most part, by some 800,000 people getting a SECOND job.

http://tinyurl.com/2s4ccn9u

Posted by: deadrody at January 08, 2024 09:17 PM (kYmXc)

157 The "Free Press" takes literal instruction form Comrade Pissy Pants and thanks The Vegetable for his kindly attention...

Posted by: conceledkerryorsubmitt at January 08, 2024 10:02 PM (89RM7)

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