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The Morning Report — 1/5/24

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Good morning, kids. At this point, I think I'm all Gay-ed out. But there was a point that I was trying to get across yesterday that I think is crucial and gets to the crux of the biscuit as to the situation we find ourselves in across a whole spectrum of cultural, political and societal fronts. It's also a not unimportant factor that has driven this nation to the brink of, to put it mildly, an unpleasant divorce.

What Gay’s excusers, and Gay, are primarily doing, however, is avoiding personal responsibility. That’s the underlying principle of Diversity, Inclusion and Equity (DIE) and Critical Race Theory (CRT). Accepting no responsibility means no merit, no standards to attain. No need to perform and no need to apologize. Every failure is someone else's fault. There are two types of people: oppressors and the oppressed, though there are many sub-victim groups within the latter. Oppressors can do no right, only evil. The Oppressed can do no wrong; they are eternally blameless and no standards of performance or character apply to them.  To them, personal responsibility is foreign.

Among the essential lessons one must learn on the way to eventual adulthood is individual responsibility. No one is responsible for our failures, our lies, our excuses and evasions, but us. Refusing to take responsibility forever mires us in childhood and delusion. A nation of self-deluded children contribute to the degredation of America. They apparently also go to Harvard.

Oppressors, primarily white males, are responsible for all evil in the world, and Donald Trump is their Hitlerian leader and inspiration. Only oppressors have the dubious distinction of being personally and collectively responsible for sins, real and imagined. Personally, in that they can be prosecuted for non-crimes. Collectively, in that they’re a class of never-ending political scapegoats for every imaginary wrong the Self-Imagined Elite (SIE) must right, yet never seem to get around to righting. Among those wrongs is hate, and its companion, institutional racism.

Emphasis mine. Do read the whole essay from Mike McDaniel. It's short but it really touches upon an important aspect of this whole affair that even some of the more estimable commentators have glossed over or missed entirely. The toxic, heinous big lie of "oppressed" and "oppressor" is merely the most current manifestation of the age old strategy of "divide and conquer." The most hurtful aspect of it is not in its Communist propagation going back a century, but that it was swallowed hook, line and sinker by successive generations of dupes all the way up to the present day. This, despite the fact that since the end of World War 2, "We Have Overcome" both slavery and Jim Crow, not so much by government intervention – without the help of the Democrats since they were the root causes of the problem – but because of gradual, benign societal evolution.

Compare and contrast this with societies and nations around the world that have much longer histories than a few hundred years. Hell, just look at South Africa where a mere 33 years after the end of apartheid, a supposed glorious new era of peace and reconciliation between black and white was supposed to flourish in harmony. What's there now? An incompetent, corrupt, racialist junta that's hell bent on driving out the whites while committing national suicide. Sounds familiar, and I don't necessarily mean Zimbabwe. And this was the country that had a constitution that Ruth Bader-Meinhoff thought was far superior than our own. The one she allegedly devoted her life and career to supposedly defend. It is to laugh, were it not for the emetic effect of that thought.

Yes we had overcome. Unfortunately, as my sainted mother of blessed memory would often caution me "Evil never rests." America for sure was not perfect. But despite the Left's memes and shibboleths, this nation is not and should not be defined by its problems and injustices. It is and should be defined by how it overcame them. Along with the initial notion of a government where power was intended to be vested in the individual, this too is what has made us exceptional. Or had.

The record is quite clear: everything wrong with this nation, every crisis, calamity, injustice, all the pain and suffering and dare I say it the source of all the evil is the Leftist-Progressive movement and its political home, the Democrat Party. Yet somehow, they've been able to brainwash successive generations into believing not only the opposite, which is bad enough, but that the nation and society itself with which they are supposed to be a part is itself evil and illegitimate.

Claudine Gay being appointed to head Harvard was not merely checking off boxes to be stylish. Her not being qualified for the position was a revolutionary act against a society and system viewed as racist. I'm not sure if they see the irony in that they've so brainwashed black youth into hating education that most view it as "acting white." And you don't get much whiter than Harvard, but I digress.

This is, of course, insanity. But it serves an evil end which is the attainment of absolute power. "Oppressor" and "oppressed." The other bitter irony is that those who view themselves as the latter are in fact the former. It's why "cancel culture" has thrived. Why speaking the truth that men cannot be women and vice versa can get you censored, fired or even worse. Why challenging the results of an election gets you labeled as an "insurrectionist" or worse, lands you in jail in some cases for years awaiting trial for merely showing up to a rally. And on and on and on.

Oppressed and oppressor. "Literally Hitler." Words like this sometimes are uttered without thinking. But make no mistake. There is a direct line from the twisted logic that put Claudine Gay in the Harvard presidency and worse, in her horrendous resignation letter to the phrase "by any means necessary, whether by promoting the incompetent as means of fighting injustices that no longer exist, or using it as the reason to justify violence. We're in big trouble, folks.

Have a good weekend, and see you on the hobby thread mañana.

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Posted by: J.J. Sefton at 08:08 AM




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1 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at January 05, 2024 08:07 AM (53oGX)

2 Thank you,JJ

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 05, 2024 08:08 AM (hH3Px)

3 st!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 05, 2024 08:08 AM (Wnv9h)

4 You guys are fast.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 05, 2024 08:09 AM (Wnv9h)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 05, 2024 08:10 AM (Zz0t1)

6 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 05, 2024 08:11 AM (Q4IgG)

7 RACI, Responsibility, Accountability, Competence, Integrity

Posted by: Ben Had at January 05, 2024 08:11 AM (k12pY)

8 "You know how to do this," she continued. "You know Iowa starts it. You know that you correct it. You know that you continue to —" she declared as the audience's laughter and applause interrupted her and she reveled in the attention. "And then my sweet state of South Carolina brings it home. That's what we do."

[Cue the annoying record scratch sound effect...]

Say what, now? What exactly does New Hampshire "correct" that Iowa "starts"?

Posted by: SMOD at January 05, 2024 08:12 AM (2q76N)

9 I thirst.

For cash and power.

Posted by: St. Gay Crucified Upon A Cross Of White Supremacy at January 05, 2024 08:12 AM (OiKEr)

10 Claudine Gay is not qualified to even draw my jock strap...

Posted by: Dilbert at January 05, 2024 08:12 AM (Edu7X)

11 What Gay’s excusers, and Gay, are primarily doing, however, is avoiding personal responsibility.


That's the liberal mantra. You're not responsible. Abortion, defund the police, illegal immigration.....It's all about 'the feels' instead of what's right.

Abortion means not having to be responsible for opening your legs.

Defund the police means you aren't held responsible for the crimes you commit.

Illegal immigration means you aren't responsible for poverty and destitution around the world because you're 'helping' by having your tax dollars eliminate it for any an all who can make it here.

One World Order isn't just a breakfast serial........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 05, 2024 08:13 AM (Zz0t1)

12 RACI, Responsibility, Accountability, Competence, Integrity
Posted by: Ben Had at January 05, 2024 08:11 AM (k12pY)



You forgot the 'S' and the 'T,' racist........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 05, 2024 08:14 AM (Zz0t1)

13 Yet somehow, they've been able to brainwash successive generations into believing not only the opposite, which is bad enough, but that the nation and society itself with which they are supposed to be a part of is itself evil and illegitimate.



This is due the fact that they have had the MFM in their back posket sine the 30s. And gets worse with each passing year.

Posted by: vic at January 05, 2024 08:14 AM (A5THL)

14 J.J.: Link broken: "Not Having Casual Sexual Relationships Anymore": Trevor Bauer Speaks Out After Apparent #MeToo Fraud

Possible correct link is to the Daily Wire:
http://tinyurl.com/4hsrad5y

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 05, 2024 08:14 AM (qPw5n)

15
Nikki Haley is as competent a candidate as Claudine Gay is a Harvard prexy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 05, 2024 08:14 AM (x0n13)

16 Oppressors can do no right, only evil. The Oppressed can do no wrong; they are eternally blameless and no standards of performance or character apply to them. To them, personal responsibility is foreign.
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This is a religion without any possibility of salvation for the damned. No "oppressor" can ever hope to receive forgiveness or grace from the "oppressed."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 05, 2024 08:15 AM (7fElN)

17 Good morning JJ and horde
I shouldn't be up yet but wish everyone well

Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2024 08:15 AM (fwDg9)

18 Good morning again dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Oppressor-Oppressed
Jew-Aryan
Bourgeoisie-Proletariat

Pretty clear repetition.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 05, 2024 08:15 AM (RIvkX)

19 For anyone interested in Culture Wars stuff, I'm going to listen to Whitlock's podcast (don't dig live podcasts on YouTube) about Katt Williams and The Demon Rat Sports Network putting up ghey porno ads.

These sure seem like the Last Days, although the Good Book says nothing's new under the sun.

Posted by: logprof at January 05, 2024 08:15 AM (W2n4F)

20 Page 1375

Q: Did you ever meet Jimmy Kimmel?
A: Yes, twice.
Q: Where was this?
A: At Jeffrey's house in Palm Beach.
Q: Did you ever give him a massage?
A: Yes, both times.
Q: And did you ever engage in sex with him?
A: I did, the second time I met him.
Q: Who suggested the two of you have sex?
A: Jimmy suggested it himself

Posted by: SMOD at January 05, 2024 08:15 AM (2q76N)

21 Oppressors can do no right, only evil. The Oppressed can do no wrong; they are eternally blameless and no standards of performance or character apply to them. To them, personal responsibility is foreign.
_____________

I think this is an example of the left's ability to co-opt language. It's similar to the use of the word "democracy" except they phrase it "our or my, democracy."

They're taking the words "oppressor" and "oppressed" and twisting the definitions to suit the particular situation as they see it. The left uses a lot of other, hot button verbiage to incite a narrative they then control. The media helps, if they don't outright author the words.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 05, 2024 08:15 AM (Q4IgG)

22 Mornin' Mo-rons! If Trump picked Haley, the Deep State would off him before the inauguration.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at January 05, 2024 08:16 AM (k6uu5)

23 Sponge, on purpose

Posted by: Ben Had at January 05, 2024 08:16 AM (k12pY)

24 14 Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 05, 2024 08:14 AM (qPw5n)

Bauer link fixed. Thanks!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 05, 2024 08:16 AM (x0n13)

25 13 This is due the fact that they have had the MFM in their back posket sine the 30s. And gets worse with each passing year.
Posted by: vic at January 05, 2024 08:14 AM (A5TH

The schools.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 05, 2024 08:17 AM (x0n13)

26 May be pretty busy today.
We're planning how to celebrate the new National Holiday tomorrow.

Insurrection Day. Flags, costumes, feasting, stripping of sleeves.
Wonder whether I should hire a band, or just go with the fife and drum like in the original. Should be a big day for re-enactors, and reloaders too.

Thanks, Joe! And remember: 272 words in the Gettysburg Address.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 05, 2024 08:17 AM (FCs/J)

27 BOING!

Finished grilling chicken, followed by several hours of slow cooking beef short ribs. Done to perfection. Gotta go. Lotsa kiddies over.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 05, 2024 08:18 AM (ch/kO)

28 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 05, 2024 08:19 AM (GYIa4)

29 Posted by: SMOD at January 05, 2024 08:15 AM (2q76N)

Ah, now we see why Lady Kimmel doth protest so much. I figured.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 05, 2024 08:19 AM (0FoWg)

30 WaPo Hack Who Was Schooled by Ramaswamy Does Exactly What He Said She Would
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Of course she did. She's an "NPC." She can only do what her programming tells her to do. She is incapable of independent thought or action.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 05, 2024 08:19 AM (7fElN)

31 Ex-AOC aide is leading push for Democrats to ditch Joe Biden ("Thank you, Joe. Now it’s time to go.”

Posted by: SMOD at January 05, 2024 08:20 AM (2q76N)

32
“As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.” ― Abraham Lincoln

I will not be a slave of thought to a plagiarist, or a thief, nor someone who uses their position in office to personally enrich themselves in office. This expresses my idea of democracy.

But Joey is going to trek to Valley Forge National Park in Pennsylvania today to declare his own distorted hateful views on democracy. The park is basically the largest 'grassy knoll' in the state. I don't wish him harm in that manner, but it has to be a security nightmare. I expect to hear choppers for quite a while today with heat seeking signature equipment. They're gonna find a lot of deer.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 05, 2024 08:20 AM (3qE2b)

33 "Nikki Haley Managed to Insult All of Iowa's GOP Voters With 1 Weird Trick:"

I was joking. Geez.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at January 05, 2024 08:21 AM (vFG9F)

34
You have to believe that somewhere in Hollywood, or Langley, someone is feverishly working on a deep fake video of Trump and Epstein spit-roasting a 10 year old girl.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 05, 2024 08:21 AM (x0n13)

35 Collectively, in that they’re a class of never-ending political scapegoats for every imaginary wrong the Self-Imagined Elite (SIE) must right, yet never seem to get around to righting.

--------------

Self-Anointed Elite (SAI) > Self-Imagined Elite (SIE)

[h/t Thomas Sowell]

Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 05, 2024 08:21 AM (QbCrG)

36 Thank you, JJ.

DEI is an affront to Biblical truth, which is why it leads only to destruction.

In the OT, Ezekiel 18 — The soul that sins shall die (that whole chapter is God’s affirmation of individual responsibility)

In the NT, Romans 6 — The wages of sin is death (Paul’s paraphrase of Ezekiel)

Our “elites” rejected the Bible for a secular religion and we’re all now reaping the whirlwind

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 05, 2024 08:21 AM (atX8l)

37 We had a diversity session. Our company's chief DEI officer asked "what does diversity mean to you?"

I answered, "I am Gen X. I grew up learning about diversity from TV. And I learned that diversity means the world doesn't move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for you may not be right for some. And it takes diff'rent stokes, yes it takes diff'rent strokes, it takes diff'rent strokes to move the world. Yes, it does.

"And that's what Willis was talking about."

I think I'll be getting an email from HR later.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 05, 2024 08:22 AM (9yUzE)

38 Posted by: SMOD at January 05, 2024 08:15 AM (2q76N)
===
Meaningless out of context.

Who was it Kimmel is reported to have been with?

Was he married at that time?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 05, 2024 08:22 AM (RIvkX)

39 Happy Friday, everyone. Sadly, it's not time to go home but coffee will make it better.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 05, 2024 08:22 AM (4olE8)

40 TRUMP!

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 05, 2024 08:22 AM (cMXNt)

41 Jimmy Kimmel should be arrested for having sexual relations.

He is a nasty man doing nasty things with nasty people.

Do the world a favor.

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 05, 2024 08:22 AM (Edu7X)

42 Say what, now? What exactly does New Hampshire "correct" that Iowa "starts"?
Posted by: SMOD at January 05, 2024 08:12 AM (2q76N)

Now Nikki! says she was just doing some lighthearted joking. She’s now a bad parody of Jeb!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 05, 2024 08:23 AM (atX8l)

43 Nikki Haley Managed to Insult All of Iowa's GOP Voters With 1 Weird Trick

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Increasing the chances that Trump selects her as V.P. from 90% to 98%.

/[h/t Disinformation Expert Ace]

Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 05, 2024 08:26 AM (QbCrG)

44 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 05, 2024 08:26 AM (T4tVD)

45 That story of that Jewish family being harassed by those so called "palestinian supporters" in that East Ruhterford mall has my blood boiling. Literally. Those pieces of shit should have had their faces meeting the floor. Sooner or later, it will happen. Someone is going to say, "enough" and the result will not be pretty.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at January 05, 2024 08:26 AM (iODuv)

46 "Oppressors can do no right, only evil. The Oppressed can do no wrong; they are eternally blameless and no standards of performance or character apply to them. To them, personal responsibility is foreign."

To see clearly where this thinking comes from:
read that and substitute the word "Party Member" for the word "Oppressed". This is how a holocaust happens, when this kind of talk is accepted.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 05, 2024 08:26 AM (S6gqv)

47
Though if the deep state sees that it's time for Joe to go it's a good private location with few witnesses.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 05, 2024 08:27 AM (3qE2b)

48 I have to be in the office today with absolutely no work to do.

This is the Slow Death, and not even a Death in Honorable Combat.

Posted by: XTC at January 05, 2024 08:27 AM (sm6Pk)

49 Ex-AOC aide is leading push for Democrats to ditch Joe Biden ("Thank you, Joe. Now it’s time to go.”
Posted by: SMOD at January 05, 2024 08:20 AM (2q76N)

Oh, I'm going all right.

Ahhhh. Warm.

Posted by: Joe Biden, Professional Pants Soiler at January 05, 2024 08:27 AM (Edu7X)

50 41 Jimmy Kimmel should be arrested for having sexual relations.

He is a nasty man doing nasty things with nasty people.

Do the world a favor.

More coffee...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 05, 2024 08:22 AM (Edu7X)

You say arrested.

I say publicly executed.

Posted by: XTC at January 05, 2024 08:28 AM (sm6Pk)

51 I think I'll be getting an email from HR later.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 05, 2024 08:22 AM (9yUzE)
----
...or a pink slip...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 05, 2024 08:28 AM (7fElN)

52 Sponge, on purpose
Posted by: Ben Had at January 05, 2024 08:16 AM (k12pY)




I'm aware.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 05, 2024 08:28 AM (Zz0t1)

53 20 Page 1375

Q: Did you ever meet Jimmy Kimmel?
A: Yes, twice.

===


good bye , Jimmy, you talentless, wokist mouthpiece

Posted by: runner at January 05, 2024 08:28 AM (V13WU)

54 Therefore I will judge you, O house of Israel, every one according to his ways, saith the Lord God. Repent, and turn yourselves from all your transgressions; so iniquity shall not be your ruin.

Cast away from you all your transgressions, whereby ye have transgressed; and make you a new heart and a new spirit: for why will ye die, O house of Israel?

For I have no pleasure in the death of him that dieth, saith the Lord God: wherefore turn yourselves, and live ye.

Ezekiel 18:30-32

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 05, 2024 08:29 AM (atX8l)

55 who was Kimmel threatening the other day ? for defamation ? Aaron Rodgers ? lol ! get another vax Jimmy

Posted by: runner at January 05, 2024 08:29 AM (V13WU)

56 There's no context, so I can't tell if Kimmel was banging kids, or just Epstein's riper fruit. It matters, but not to his smarmy bullshit fake-o family man facade he throws up for the cameras. That's gone, now. Nice work, Jimmy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 05, 2024 08:29 AM (0FoWg)

57 “, and see you on the hobby thread ”

It’s early and I read that as the booby thread. 🤣

Posted by: Montec at January 05, 2024 08:29 AM (bWsRe)

58 >>>Among them are “entrepreneurs who saw business evaporate in the downturn, middle-aged fathers laid-off from China’s collapsing real-estate sector and young software engineers eager to make it in Silicon Valley.” Entrepreneurs with evaporating businesses are a hell of a root cause.
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These people are the least worrisome of the border invaders.
They come the closest of the old style immigrant looking for the American Dream.

It's the young military age Chinese with CCP apps that worry me.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 05, 2024 08:29 AM (VPAT+)

59 "Now Nikki! says she was just doing some lighthearted joking."

Was she joking about slavery? About illegal immigrants being great people with families that we should all respect? About registering with the Government to use the internet? About China being a good friend and partner? About the government letting crazy Munchausen parents sexually mutilate children? About endless war in Ukraine being necessary or T-60 tanks will be rolling up I-95?

Which part?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 05, 2024 08:30 AM (9yUzE)

60 "Page 1375

Q: Did you ever meet Jimmy Kimmel?
A: Yes, twice.
Q: Where was this?
A: At Jeffrey's house in Palm Beach.
Q: Did you ever give him a massage?
A: Yes, both times.
Q: And did you ever engage in sex with him?
A: I did, the second time I met him.
Q: Who suggested the two of you have sex?
A: Jimmy suggested it himself"


But, Trump said 'Pussy'!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 05, 2024 08:31 AM (hH3Px)

61 ===


good bye , Jimmy, you talentless, wokist mouthpiece
Posted by: runner at January 05, 2024 08:28 AM (V13WU)



You think that would actually affect anyone in hollywood liberal standing?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 05, 2024 08:31 AM (Zz0t1)

62 You think that would actually affect anyone in hollywood liberal standing?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 05, 2024 08:31 AM (Zz0t1)

I do, you silly man.

Posted by: runner at January 05, 2024 08:31 AM (V13WU)

63 There's no context, so I can't tell if Kimmel was banging kids, or just Epstein's riper fruit. It matters, but not to his smarmy bullshit fake-o family man facade he throws up for the cameras. That's gone, now. Nice work, Jimmy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 05, 2024 08:29 AM (0FoWg)



Lest anyone forget that he dumped his long time wife and mother of his children for Sarah Silverman shortly after he got the 'night show' gig.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 05, 2024 08:32 AM (Zz0t1)

64
I do, you silly man.
Posted by: runner at January 05, 2024 08:31 AM (V13WU)



Narrator voice: It won't.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 05, 2024 08:32 AM (Zz0t1)

65 I think the whole Democrat Party wants to ditch Joe Shitpants.

Posted by: vic at January 05, 2024 08:33 AM (A5THL)

66 now Yahoo news is claiming that Jimmy mention in Einstein docs are fakes ? people , check your sources before posting, please.

Posted by: runner at January 05, 2024 08:33 AM (V13WU)

67 Glynis Johns, Mary Poppins star who first sang Sondheim's "Send in the Clowns", dies at 100.

Glynis Johns, known best for her role as suffragette mother Winifred Banks in Mary Poppins , has died at the age of 100. The British actress, whose career spanned more than 60 years, died in Los Angeles of natural causes.

See sock link.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 05, 2024 08:33 AM (2yu8s)

68
It’s early and I read that as the booby thread. 🤣
Posted by: Montec at January 05, 2024 08:29 AM (bWsRe)



All threads are booby threads after a time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 05, 2024 08:33 AM (Zz0t1)

69 Narrator voice: It won't.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 05, 2024 08:32 AM (Zz0t1)


yeah, because it's fake. apparently.

Posted by: runner at January 05, 2024 08:33 AM (V13WU)

70 There is a direct line from the twisted logic that put Claudine Gay in the Harvard presidency and worse, in her horrendous resignation letter to the phrase "by any means necessary," whether by promoting the incompetent as means of fighting injustices that no longer exist, or using it as the reason to justify violence ...

... to mass graves. [h/t 20th century history]

We're in big trouble, folks.

Indeed. [At the risk of crossing the memes:] Buckle up ... it's gonna be a bumpy ride, and we'll be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: ShainS -- Plagiarism is copying without attribution plus white cisheteropatriarchal skin at January 05, 2024 08:34 AM (QbCrG)

71 You think that would actually affect anyone in hollywood liberal standing?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 05, 2024 08:31 AM (Zz0t1)

I'm not sure. If she was an adult, of course not. But if not? Hollywood does NOT want that heat. They'll toss him to the wolves and pretend like the rest of them are aghast that anyone would fuck kids. Aghast, I tell ya.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 05, 2024 08:34 AM (0FoWg)

72 now Yahoo news is claiming that Jimmy mention in Einstein docs are fakes ? people , check your sources before posting, please.
Posted by: runner at January 05, 2024 08:33 AM (V13WU)



Because the media wouldn't run cover for liberal hollywood. Nope. Wouldn't happen.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 05, 2024 08:34 AM (Zz0t1)

73 Oppressed vs Oppressor is a twisted prism of Good vs Evil.

Instead of looking to God's Word to discern Good from Evil, they look to their own opinions, as informed by demonically-possessed Marx

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 05, 2024 08:34 AM (mTuD/)

74
You think that would actually affect anyone in hollywood liberal standing?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 05, 2024 08:31 AM


They've been pretty quiet lately because I think they actually believe 'the Jews' run Hollywood and it has them running scared.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 05, 2024 08:34 AM (3qE2b)

75 67 Glynis Johns, Mary Poppins star who first sang Sondheim's "Send in the Clowns", dies at 100.

Glynis Johns, known best for her role as suffragette mother Winifred Banks in Mary Poppins , has died at the age of 100. The British actress, whose career spanned more than 60 years, died in Los Angeles of natural causes.

See sock link.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 05, 2024 08:33 AM (2yu8s)

Also the nasty mother in "The Ref" (1994).

Posted by: XTC at January 05, 2024 08:34 AM (sm6Pk)

76 It will be interesting to see what, if anything, Mark Rober does here.

I'm guessing nothing. Not going to bite the hand that feeds you.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - I bet you've already forgotten about Maui at January 05, 2024 08:35 AM (9cE5Q)

77 "Now Nikki! says she was just doing some lighthearted joking."

Was she joking about slavery? About illegal immigrants being great people with families that we should all respect? About registering with the Government to use the internet? About China being a good friend and partner? About the government letting crazy Munchausen parents sexually mutilate children? About endless war in Ukraine being necessary or T-60 tanks will be rolling up I-95?

Which part?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 05, 2024 08:30 AM (9yUzE)

She said she was joking that NH would “correct” the Iowa caucus results. All the sudden she realized she’d insulted Iowa and her chances for a distant 2nd there were now gone. Oops!!

Everything else I’m sure she means… especially all the warmongering stuff and bringing all the palis here

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 05, 2024 08:35 AM (atX8l)

78 Glynis Johns, Mary Poppins star who first sang Sondheim's "Send in the Clowns", dies at 100.

Glynis Johns, known best for her role as suffragette mother Winifred Banks in Mary Poppins , has died at the age of 100. The British actress, whose career spanned more than 60 years, died in Los Angeles of natural causes.

See sock link.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 05, 2024 08:33 AM (2yu8s)

I liked her performance in Mary Poppins. Sad day.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 05, 2024 08:35 AM (4I/2K)

79
Because the media wouldn't run cover for liberal hollywood. Nope. Wouldn't happen.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 05, 2024 08:34 AM (Zz0t1)

if it is not in the docs, it is not in the docs. easy to check.

Posted by: runner at January 05, 2024 08:35 AM (V13WU)

80 Yahoo "News"? I'd sooner ask the cat.

Posted by: fd at January 05, 2024 08:36 AM (vFG9F)

81 >The Mining Potential of Mars

I saw that movie

Posted by: Don Black at January 05, 2024 08:36 AM (geLO8)

82 Nothing about Kimmel in a Google search other than how Aaron Rodgers is a horrible qanon Trumper who falsely accused him.

Posted by: Montec at January 05, 2024 08:36 AM (bWsRe)

83 Glynis Johns played Diane's mother on Cheers

Posted by: Don Black at January 05, 2024 08:37 AM (geLO8)

84
I'm not sure. If she was an adult, of course not. But if not? Hollywood does NOT want that heat. They'll toss him to the wolves and pretend like the rest of them are aghast that anyone would fuck kids. Aghast, I tell ya.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 05, 2024 08:34 AM (0FoWg)



They still hold Roman Polanski in high regard. They only bailed on Weinstein because he was found guilty in a court of law.

They will welcome whatshisf*ck back with open arms since he was acquitted in British court.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 05, 2024 08:37 AM (Zz0t1)

85 Leading Report @LeadingReport 11h
BREAKING: Jeffrey Epstein's brother Mark Epstein says Jeffrey did not kill himself and he believes his brother was murdered by the federal government

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 05, 2024 08:37 AM (2yu8s)

86 Conservatives, fact check every comma and double-space.

Communists? TRUMP IS EPSTEIN!!! COVID IS GONNA KILL GRANDMA!!! JANUARY 6TH INSURRECTION!!! TRUMP SAID PUSSY!!!

Posted by: Nikki Haley - I bet you've already forgotten about Maui at January 05, 2024 08:37 AM (9cE5Q)

87 Rub. Jimmy. Down. Baby. That's. It.

Posted by: Hawkings Speak-n-Spell at January 05, 2024 08:37 AM (lGMgw)

88 Yahoo news is not the source, but the docs released are. Is Kimmel mentioned in them ?

Posted by: runner at January 05, 2024 08:37 AM (V13WU)

89 It will be interesting to see who RDS supports after Iowa and New Hampshire. Will he endorse Trump or Nikki?

Posted by: Eskimo at January 05, 2024 08:37 AM (ZYNmu)

90 Wait, so is Rodgers confirmed to be a Q-Anon follower?

Posted by: Nikki Haley - I bet you've already forgotten about Maui at January 05, 2024 08:38 AM (9cE5Q)

91 OK, don't like Yahoo, go to Forbes. That image is a fake, stop saying that it is not because you like to argue in your old age.

Posted by: runner at January 05, 2024 08:38 AM (V13WU)

92
if it is not in the docs, it is not in the docs. easy to check.
Posted by: runner at January 05, 2024 08:35 AM (V13WU)



SMOD said it's on Page 1375.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 05, 2024 08:39 AM (Zz0t1)

93 I read on Yahool news that Kimmel drowns puppies. He can deny it, I don't care. It's my truth.

Posted by: fd at January 05, 2024 08:39 AM (vFG9F)

94 It says "Jimmy Kimmel" Imma gonna say it's "Jimmy Kimmel".

I believe it, I believe it.

"Jimmy Kimmel". Don't give no shits about which "Jimmy Kimmel".

Fuck him. It says "Jimmy Kimmel".

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 05, 2024 08:39 AM (Edu7X)

95 Wait, so is Rodgers confirmed to be a Q-Anon follower?
Posted by: Nikki Haley - I bet you've already forgotten about Maui at January 05, 2024 08:38 AM (9cE5Q)

and an Elite NFL Quarterback?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 05, 2024 08:39 AM (4I/2K)

96 Breaking911 @Breaking911 10h
JUST IN: B-1 Bomber Lancer Crashes During Training Mission at Ellsworth Air Force Base in South Dakota; Crew Ejected Safely
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Four crew in the B-1B bomber, training mission yesterday at circa 5:50 PM.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 05, 2024 08:39 AM (2yu8s)

97 Morning Horde , thx JJ. Another great column today was Howie Carr. He volunteered for the board of the Harvard Corp and concluded by pointing out that the resignation of Gay certainly makes it a Kwanzaa to remember

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 05, 2024 08:39 AM (30oly)

98 Because it's fine to tar someone as a Q-Anon insurrectionist, right?

Posted by: Nikki Haley - I bet you've already forgotten about Maui at January 05, 2024 08:40 AM (9cE5Q)

99 Wait, so is Rodgers confirmed to be a Q-Anon follower?

Posted by: Nikki Haley - I bet you've already forgotten about Maui at January 05, 2024 08:38 AM (9cE5Q)


Don't know. But he is confirmed to be a prima donna.

Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at January 05, 2024 08:40 AM (SfhV1)

100 90 Wait, so is Rodgers confirmed to be a Q-Anon follower?
Posted by: Nikki Haley - I bet you've already forgotten about Maui at January 05, 2024 08:3

Yes. Trust the science!
- msm

Posted by: Montec at January 05, 2024 08:40 AM (bWsRe)

101 59 "Now Nikki! says she was just doing some lighthearted joking."

Was she joking about slavery? About illegal immigrants being great people with families that we should all respect? About registering with the Government to use the internet? About China being a good friend and partner? About the government letting crazy Munchausen parents sexually mutilate children? About endless war in Ukraine being necessary or T-60 tanks will be rolling up I-95?

Which part?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo
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She's not aging well either.
Maybe it's her soul showing.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 05, 2024 08:40 AM (VPAT+)

102 It's National Bird Day.🦜

Posted by: redridinghood at January 05, 2024 08:41 AM (NpAcC)

103 98 Because it's fine to tar someone as a Q-Anon insurrectionist, right?
Posted by: Nikki Haley - I bet you've already forgotten about Maui at January 05, 2024 08:40 AM (9cE5Q)

If you're not a Communist, you're Hitler.

So says anyone under 30 on Social Media.

*vague wanking motion*

Posted by: XTC at January 05, 2024 08:41 AM (sm6Pk)

104 Oh, so it's a fake? Oh well. Serious ess of the accusation, etc.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 05, 2024 08:42 AM (0FoWg)

105 JUST IN: B-1 Bomber Lancer Crashes During Training Mission at Ellsworth Air Force Base in South Dakota; Crew Ejected Safely

—-

$1000 says pilot was not white dude.

Posted by: Montec at January 05, 2024 08:42 AM (bWsRe)

106 I've been reading James Cone's "A Black Theology of Liberation" and this is exactly what Cone (a respected professor at Union Theological Seminary) has been preaching for years. The book has just been reissued for it's 50th anniversary.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 05, 2024 08:42 AM (PiwSw)

107 Glynis Johns played Lady Penelope Peasoup in the Batman TV series of the 60's

Posted by: SMOD at January 05, 2024 08:42 AM (RHGPo)

108 Well we wouldn't be morons if we weren't making snap judgments. I'm no special pleader for Kimmel and would love to see him hoisted, but those six lines ain't enough for me to convict.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 05, 2024 08:42 AM (RIvkX)

109 OUT OF CONTEXT!!!

Posted by: Nikki Haley - I bet you've already forgotten about Maui at January 05, 2024 08:42 AM (9cE5Q)

110 "It's National Bird Day."

*Salutes JRB with middle finger*

Posted by: fd at January 05, 2024 08:42 AM (vFG9F)

111 Aaron Rodgers is a great QB but a pretty weird dude. He has issues with his family… he’s pretty liberal IIRC. But he’s a free thinker and didn’t take the covid “vax” narrative so now he’s a qanon Trumper…. No, I suspect he hates Trump.

He’s the sports world equivalent of RFK Jr. A blind squirrel who found the covid truth acorn but is pretty weird in most other respects

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 05, 2024 08:42 AM (atX8l)

112
SMOD said it's on Page 1375.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 05, 2024 08:39 AM (Zz0t1)

no , dude, the image that you are arguing is real says it is page 1375. SMOD just ran with it, you guys picked it up. now you are doubling down. why?

Posted by: runner at January 05, 2024 08:43 AM (V13WU)

113 Oh, so it's a fake? Oh well. Serious ess of the accusation, etc.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 05, 2024 08:42 AM (0FoWg)



Rodgers pulled Kimmel's name out of thin air because he has some secret beef with him that no one has ever heard of prior, I guess.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 05, 2024 08:43 AM (Zz0t1)

114
Megan Kelly teasing some revelation about Jeffrey Epstein, perhaps even, 'hear from him in person'.

/ prepare/adjust conspiracy theories appropriately

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 05, 2024 08:43 AM (3qE2b)

115 Yahoo! News is a trusted source, you bigots.

Posted by: Morbo-Obese Multi-Pierced Purple-haired Random-Tattooed Progressive-voting Google Censor at January 05, 2024 08:43 AM (OiKEr)

116 Ezekiel 18:30-32
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 05, 2024 08:29 AM (atX8l)

Ezekiel is a frightening book, well worth reading through. It's not peaches and cream; this is an Angry God promising Angry God type stuff. Israel will be severely punished for unbelief and be brought back to righteousness ; and those nations around Israel who delight in her suffering and add to it (many are named) will be erased from the world completely.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 05, 2024 08:43 AM (S6gqv)

117 It's National Bird Day.🦜
Posted by: redridinghood at January 05, 2024 08:41 AM (NpAcC)

I just put seed out.

Don't tell the boids....they'll want more.

Posted by: JT at January 05, 2024 08:43 AM (T4tVD)

118 105 JUST IN: B-1 Bomber Lancer Crashes During Training Mission at Ellsworth Air Force Base in South Dakota; Crew Ejected Safely

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$1000 says pilot was not white dude.
Posted by: Montec at January 05, 2024 08:42 AM (bWsRe)

I'd correct to "pilot was not a straight white dude."

Posted by: Nova Local at January 05, 2024 08:43 AM (exHjb)

119 I read on Yahool news that Kimmel drowns puppies. He can deny it, I don't care. It's my truth.
Posted by: fd at January 05, 2024 08:39 AM (vFG9F)

keep your day job

Posted by: runner at January 05, 2024 08:43 AM (V13WU)

120 if a man can get pregnant then Jimmy Kimmel is a rapist.

Posted by: Montec at January 05, 2024 08:44 AM (bWsRe)

121
no , dude, the image that you are arguing is real says it is page 1375. SMOD just ran with it, you guys picked it up. now you are doubling down. why?
Posted by: runner at January 05, 2024 08:43 AM (V13WU)



I don't even know what image you're talking about. Your ruffled feathers is what's confusing me.

I never said anything was real or fake. I just said basically 'f*ck Jimmy Kimmel' because he's an asshole.

That and it was posted on the internet and everything on the internet is true.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 05, 2024 08:45 AM (Zz0t1)

122 ahoo! News is a trusted source, you bigots.
Posted by: Morbo-Obese Multi-Pierced Purple-haired Random-Tattooed Progressive-voting Google Censor at January 05, 2024 08:43 AM (OiKEr)

it's not about yahoo news, fool, the image is fake.

Posted by: runner at January 05, 2024 08:45 AM (V13WU)

123 Life's too shitty to go on...

Breaking911@Breaking911 11h
Florida Man Claims Dunkin’ Toilet Exploded and Covered Him in Feces, Sues for ‘Loss of Capacity for the Enjoyment of Life’
In a negligence lawsuit filed on Wednesday in state court in Orlando, a customer named Paul Kerouac is seeking more than $100,000 in damages from Dunkin’. Kerouac alleges that he sustained “severe and long-term injuries” due to an exploding toilet at one of the coffee chain’s central Florida locations in Winter Park a year ago.

Following the toilet explosion in the men’s room, which left Kerouac covered in human waste, urine, and debris, he exited seeking assistance from employees and the store manager, as outlined in the lawsuit. According to the legal filing, an employee informed him that they were aware of a “problem with the toilet” due to previous incidents, although the lawsuit did not provide additional details about the explosion itself. Kerouac claims to have suffered “bodily injury” and has required mental health care and counseling since the incident occurred in January 2022.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 05, 2024 08:46 AM (2yu8s)

124 Well we wouldn't be morons if we weren't making snap judgments. I'm no special pleader for Kimmel and would love to see him hoisted, but those six lines ain't enough for me to convict.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 05, 2024 08:42 AM (RIvkX)



"TRUMP SAID WHITE SUPREMACISTS ARE FINE PEOPLE!!!"

The rules have been set......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 05, 2024 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)

125 Rapist or not he is a rapist.

Posted by: Montec at January 05, 2024 08:46 AM (bWsRe)

126 Is this argument? I was looking for abuse.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 05, 2024 08:46 AM (9UlRk)

127 96 Breaking911 @Breaking911 10h
JUST IN: B-1 Bomber Lancer Crashes During Training Mission at Ellsworth Air Force Base in South Dakota; Crew Ejected Safely
======
Four crew in the B-1B bomber, training mission yesterday at circa 5:50 PM.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s)
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Low maintenance schedule
Low training schedule
Thanks Joey

Posted by: Braenyard at January 05, 2024 08:47 AM (VPAT+)

128 now Yahoo news is claiming that Jimmy mention in Einstein docs are fakes ? people , check your sources before posting, please.
Posted by: runner at January 05, 2024 08:33 AM (V13WU)


Because the media wouldn't run cover for liberal hollywood. Nope. Wouldn't happen.
Posted by: Sponge
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Who cares?!?!!
The left causes irreparable damage every f*cking day with their lies and they don't care because it gets the results they want. It's such a double standard. LIV's believe all the lies about Trump and us "dangerous" right wingers/insurrectionist. So frankly I don't care if someone lies about Kimmel.

Posted by: lin-duh at January 05, 2024 08:47 AM (EneHm)

129 Maybe Epstein will be calling the Powerball numbers tomorrow night. Got to break him in slow.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 05, 2024 08:47 AM (R4t5M)

130 The California state assembly was shut down here yesterday and nary a peep from the media.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 05, 2024 08:47 AM (RIvkX)

131 I sense a kerfuffle

Posted by: Don Black at January 05, 2024 08:47 AM (geLO8)

132 log prof - I watched a 35 min video you linked last evening with that Katt guy, who I had never heard of.
Not one mention of the subject you spoke of. 35 minutes of him calling other comedians liars and one mention of Harvey W. The latter took up maybe 20 seconds.

Posted by: Teej at January 05, 2024 08:48 AM (9jZWY)

133 90 Wait, so is Rodgers confirmed to be a Q-Anon follower?
Posted by: Nikki Haley - I bet you've already forgotten about Maui at January 05, 2024 08:38 AM (9cE5Q)

This is difficult for me.
I'm starting to like this Rodgers guy the more I learn about him.

Posted by: Inogame at January 05, 2024 08:48 AM (53oGX)

134 Mornin’, All. Happy First Friday of 2024.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 05, 2024 08:48 AM (9yWhg)

135 Disney's Lucasfilm Is Reportedly Suing a Star Wars-Themed Car Wash

Posted by: SMOD at January 05, 2024 08:48 AM (RHGPo)

136 Posted by: Tom Servo at January 05, 2024 08:43 AM (S6gqv)

Yes, Ezekiel was definitely a judgement preacher/prophet. He was one of the exiles in Babylon. I like at the beginning of the Book how God tells him that he’ll give him a forehead of flint… because he wants Ezekiel to crack heads and his forehead will be stronger than everyone else LoL…. He wasn’t messing around

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 05, 2024 08:49 AM (atX8l)

137 (lays $20 on table)

Kimmell paid Rodgers to do that so that Kimmell could get some publicity and special attention from his true-believer "dancing COVID injection skit" fans.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - I bet you've already forgotten about Maui at January 05, 2024 08:49 AM (9cE5Q)

138 So the rules are that only the Left can make shit up?

Fine....I can work with that.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 05, 2024 08:49 AM (hH3Px)

139 Everyone knows that sponge is a GOPe stooge.

Also a Trumpster.

MASSIVE Nikki Haley fan.

He doesn't have to be ideologically consistent.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 05, 2024 08:49 AM (zZu0s)

140 -----
Who cares?!?!!
The left causes irreparable damage every f*cking day with their lies and they don't care because it gets the results they want. It's such a double standard. LIV's believe all the lies about Trump and us "dangerous" right wingers/insurrectionist. So frankly I don't care if someone lies about Kimmel.
Posted by: lin-duh at January 05, 2024 08:47 AM (EneHm)



But 'that's not who we are' and 'we shouldn't stoop to their level.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 05, 2024 08:50 AM (Zz0t1)

141 Glynnis Johns was one of those people who had such a distinctive voice that you knew who she was the instant she spoke. Old film and entertainment used to nurture actors and actresses like that; today everyone is generic, just cogs in a machine.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 05, 2024 08:50 AM (S6gqv)

142 Hollywood is more corrupt than Trannyland, Thailand.
Hollywood may be the most corrupt place on earth.
Hollywood should be walled off and warnings issued to entrants.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 05, 2024 08:51 AM (VPAT+)

143 They said that Trump would lose if he made 2024 all about 2020.
Now, in Biden's first campaign ad of the year, he seems to be making 2024 all about 2020.

https://twitter. com/CitizenFreePres/status/1742927825668345885

Posted by: SMOD at January 05, 2024 08:51 AM (RHGPo)

144 It's inappropriate to attempt to tarnish a famous communist's name by making fake claims about him.

It's your American duty to tarnish a famous mostly left but slightly center leaning in one or two things public figure by making fake claims about him.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - I bet you've already forgotten about Maui at January 05, 2024 08:51 AM (9cE5Q)

145 What is the “Islamic State” that claimed responsibility for the Kerman explosions?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 05, 2024 08:51 AM (9yWhg)

146 139 Everyone knows that sponge is a GOPe stooge.

Also a Trumpster.

MASSIVE Nikki Haley fan.
...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 05, 2024 08:49 AM (zZu0s)


And a good friend.

Posted by: Obi Wan Kenobi at January 05, 2024 08:51 AM (PiwSw)

147 Make Kimmel deny it on air. Hundreds will see him say that he doesn't diddle kids. Make him say it. make Guillermo say it too.

Fuck these people.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 05, 2024 08:51 AM (R4t5M)

148 Watched 'American Beauty' the other night.
Impressive

Posted by: Braenyard at January 05, 2024 08:52 AM (VPAT+)

149 The dancing injection kit dance farce was a Colbert skit. Same same.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 05, 2024 08:52 AM (RIvkX)

150 But 'that's not who we are' and 'we shouldn't stoop to their level.'
Posted by: Sponge
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That's not who I use to be.... now? Not so much.

Posted by: lin-duh at January 05, 2024 08:52 AM (EneHm)

151 And a good friend.
Posted by: Obi Wan Kenobi at January 05, 2024 08:51 AM (PiwSw)

Nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 05, 2024 08:53 AM (zZu0s)

152 What is the “Islamic State” that claimed responsibility for the Kerman explosions?

==

some ISIS affiliate from Iraq. allegedly. not he first time they blow up Iranians. this time was more bloody. EU was first to offer condolences...

Posted by: runner at January 05, 2024 08:53 AM (V13WU)

153 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 6h
BREAKING - India navy says responding to Arabian Sea vessel hijack
India navy says responding to Arabian Sea vessel hijack
India's navy said Friday it was monitoring a Liberian-flagged vessel in the Arabian Sea that issued a distress call for hijacking and sending a destroyer.

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 27m
BREAKING 🚨 Indian commandos board Arabian Sea vessel after hijack call: navy

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 05, 2024 08:53 AM (2yu8s)

154 They said that Trump would lose if he made 2024 all about 2020.
Now, in Biden's first campaign ad of the year, he seems to be making 2024 all about 2020.

https://twitter. com/CitizenFreePres/status/1742927825668345885
Posted by: SMOD at January 05, 2024 08:51 AM (RHGPo)



They're running full speed ahead with the "Trump is an insurrectionist" bullshit. They will even trot Liz Cheney out at some point to say "BIPARTISAN!!!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 05, 2024 08:53 AM (Zz0t1)

155 No Highway in The Sky
Glynis Johns flew with Jimmy Stewart, and lived to be 100.
Quite an accomplishment. Not a lot of people can say that.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 05, 2024 08:53 AM (FCs/J)

156 How could they have a picture of Kimmel with young girls?
He's a homosexual, isn't he?

Posted by: Braenyard at January 05, 2024 08:53 AM (VPAT+)

157 Glynnis Johns was one of those people who had such a distinctive voice that you knew who she was the instant she spoke. Old film and entertainment used to nurture actors and actresses like that; today everyone is generic, just cogs in a machine.

Posted by: Tom Servo




I had just seen her in a Jimmy Stewart movie a few days ago, recalled how long she had been around and looked her up. 100. I was surprised that she was still alive.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 05, 2024 08:53 AM (lTGtQ)

158 The dancing injection kit dance farce was a Colbert skit. Same same.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

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Venn diagram:

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Posted by: Nikki Haley - I bet you've already forgotten about Maui at January 05, 2024 08:53 AM (9cE5Q)

159 148 Watched 'American Beauty' the other night.
Impressive
Posted by: Braenyard at January 05, 2024 08:52 AM (VPAT+)

I hate that movie with the burning passion of a thousand suns.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 05, 2024 08:53 AM (zZu0s)

160 "What is the “Islamic State” that claimed responsibility for the Kerman explosions?"


Dearborn


Wait....you said 'State'.

Nevermind.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 05, 2024 08:54 AM (hH3Px)

161 137 Kimmell paid Rodgers to do that so that Kimmell could get some publicity and special attention from his true-believer "dancing COVID injection skit" fans.
Posted by: Nikki Haley - I bet you've already forgotten about Maui at January 05, 2024 08:49 AM (9cE5Q)

The "Dancing Vaxx Needles" was Colbert.

Posted by: XTC at January 05, 2024 08:54 AM (sm6Pk)

162 The "Dancing Vaxx Needles" was Colbert.

-

They're the same person. Prove me wrong.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - I bet you've already forgotten about Maui at January 05, 2024 08:54 AM (9cE5Q)

163 >>>Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 27m
BREAKING 🚨 Indian commandos board Arabian Sea vessel after hijack call: navy

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s)
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Indian military are more like old time British military.
FAFO

Posted by: Braenyard at January 05, 2024 08:55 AM (VPAT+)

164 -----
That's not who I use to be.... now? Not so much.
Posted by: lin-duh at January 05, 2024 08:52 AM (EneHm)



I, personally, have no issue playing by their rules in these cases. "Guilty until proven innocent" is fine with me for Kimmel and the leftist 'elites' that have been calling for my elimination for years.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 05, 2024 08:55 AM (Zz0t1)

165 152 Thanks, Runner.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 05, 2024 08:55 AM (9yWhg)

166 Yes, No Highway in the Sky. Just watched it Tuesday.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 05, 2024 08:55 AM (lTGtQ)

167 Make Kimmel deny it on air. Hundreds will see him say that he doesn't diddle kids. Make him say it. make Guillermo say it too.
Fuck these people.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 05, 2024 08:51 AM (R4t5M)

Concur. Stop playing by the "rules" or looking for the "truth".
Barry Obongo should have taught everyone this but what ya gonna do.
Fuck these people anyway, anyhow, anywhere.

I can go anyway, way I choose
I can live anyhow, win or lose
I can go anywhere, for something new
Anyway, anyhow, anywhere I choose…

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 05, 2024 08:55 AM (Edu7X)

168
I kinda expect to see Ashli Babbitt reappear before Jeffrey Epstein.

Like a scene out of 'Close Encounters of the Third Kind' they both walk down the ramp.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 05, 2024 08:56 AM (3qE2b)

169 Now Iran is claiming that ISIS acted under "Zionist" guidance. Nuts.

Posted by: runner at January 05, 2024 08:56 AM (V13WU)

170 Battle of the Halfwits!

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 46m
JUST IN 🚨 Biden heads into a tough re-election campaign, his top-ranking spokespeople are at odds — Tensions grow between Jean-Pierre and Kirby over who speaks for Biden - Axios

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 05, 2024 08:56 AM (2yu8s)

171 159 148 Watched 'American Beauty' the other night.
Impressive
Posted by: Braenyard at January 05, 2024 08:52 AM (VPAT+)

I hate that movie with the burning passion of a thousand suns.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
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Yep. It's impressive.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 05, 2024 08:56 AM (VPAT+)

172 162 They're the same person. Prove me wrong.
Posted by: Nikki Haley - I bet you've already forgotten about Maui at January 05, 2024 08:54 AM (9cE5Q)

Colbert is a Smug Creep.

Kimmel is just a garden variety Hollywood asshole.

Posted by: XTC at January 05, 2024 08:56 AM (sm6Pk)

173 Make Kimmel deny it on air. Hundreds will see him say that he doesn't diddle kids. Make him say it. make Guillermo say it too.

Fuck these people.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 05, 2024 08:51 AM (R4t5M)

I already did! Maybe.

Posted by: Epstein Girl on Page 1375 at January 05, 2024 08:56 AM (Angsy)

174 Malarkey.

Posted by: I just like using that word at January 05, 2024 08:57 AM (NBVIP)

175 148 Watched 'American Beauty' the other night.
Impressive
Posted by: Braenyard at January 05, 2024 08:52 AM (VPAT+)

I hate that movie with the burning passion of a thousand suns.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 05, 2024 08:53 AM (zZu0s)

I’ve never watched and don’t intend to… when it came out I heard the basic story and thought…. Nope, not interested in another downward step into Hollywood sewage

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 05, 2024 08:57 AM (atX8l)

176 I’ve never watched and don’t intend to… when it came out I heard the basic story and thought…. Nope, not interested in another downward step into Hollywood sewage
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 05, 2024 08:57 AM (atX8l)

Gal I knew in college. I can't say I had NO choice, but...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 05, 2024 08:58 AM (zZu0s)

177 I hate that movie with the burning passion of a thousand suns.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 05, 2024 08:53 AM (zZu0s)

Yeah we talked about that one a bit last movie thread. Still my choice for worst "best picture " award winner ever.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 05, 2024 08:58 AM (S6gqv)

178 Watched 'American Beauty' the other night.
Impressive
Posted by: Braenyard at January 05, 2024 08:52 AM (VPAT+)



The hollywood normalizing of child molestation staring a guy who's been accused of indecency with a child on more than one occasion is the bomb.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 05, 2024 08:58 AM (Zz0t1)

179 It's also,
National Whipped Cream Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 05, 2024 08:58 AM (NpAcC)

180
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 05, 2024 08:58 AM (bEb2S)

181 Interesting. Apparently taking your oath of office isn't a thing anymore.

http://tinyurl.com/42xvvjv7

Boston City Council. Anyone surprised? Anyone at all...?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 05, 2024 08:58 AM (Wnv9h)

182 All the other important news that JJ goes through the trouble to compile, and the primary discussion is Jimmy Kimmel?!? Jimmy Kimmel??

I am depressed.

Posted by: Tagart at January 05, 2024 08:58 AM (iODuv)

183 But we're the best sewage there is!

Posted by: Hollywood sewage at January 05, 2024 08:59 AM (NBVIP)

184 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 46m
JUST IN 🚨 Biden heads into a tough re-election campaign, his top-ranking spokespeople are at odds — Tensions grow between Jean-Pierre and Kirby over who speaks for Biden - Axios
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 05, 2024 08:56 AM (2yu8s)



The Corky/Franks n' Beans campaign.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 05, 2024 08:59 AM (Zz0t1)

185 The hollywood normalizing of child molestation staring a guy who's been accused of indecency with a child on more than one occasion is the bomb.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 05, 2024 08:58 AM (Zz0t1)

Not just indecency. A lot of the accusers have also wound up dead.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 05, 2024 09:00 AM (zZu0s)

186 182 All the other important news that JJ goes through the trouble to compile, and the primary discussion is Jimmy Kimmel?!? Jimmy Kimmel??

I am depressed.
Posted by: Tagart at January 05, 2024 08:58 AM (iODuv)

More beans, Mr Taggert?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 05, 2024 09:00 AM (zZu0s)

187 148 Watched 'American Beauty' the other night.
Impressive
Posted by: Braenyard at January 05, 2024 08:52 AM (VPAT+)

Talk about a boring film.

Posted by: dantesed at January 05, 2024 09:00 AM (88xKn)

188 I'm still mad the feds raided Amos Millers farm AGAIN over unpasteurized milk

they have time for this?!?!?!

the press tried to cover it and they were kicked out?!? what country are we in?

the Leviathan is after my nice Amish neighbors. who supply me with healthy non-medicated food!

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at January 05, 2024 09:00 AM (AcWfM)

189
Not just indecency. A lot of the accusers have also wound up dead.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 05, 2024 09:00 AM (zZu0s)



But he was found innocent in a British court, so he's salt of the earth goodness, sir.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 05, 2024 09:00 AM (Zz0t1)

190 My favorite university?
It's in Utah: Bringem Young.

Posted by: BJ Clinton at January 05, 2024 09:01 AM (NBVIP)

191 good links btw JJ thank you

the Utah thing is sad. they are late to the Woke party but getting changed uber quick before the tide turns

same with MIT - they weren't fully destroyed yet, so the Left won't back down. Kornbluth will stay to ruin it.

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at January 05, 2024 09:02 AM (AcWfM)

192 All the other important news that JJ goes through the trouble to compile, and the primary discussion is Jimmy Kimmel?!? Jimmy Kimmel??

I am depressed.
Posted by: Tagart

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There's no way you've already finished reading all the links in time to come back and complain.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - I bet you've already forgotten about Maui at January 05, 2024 09:02 AM (9cE5Q)

193 " Battle of the Half Wits!"

I think it would be appropriate to see them fight it out with nerf swords, while wearing clown noses, blonde afro wigs and riding unicycles.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 05, 2024 09:02 AM (S6gqv)

194 BNO News @BNONews 9h
BREAKING: North Korea fires artillery near South Korea's Yeonpyeong Island, residents told to seek shelter - Yonhap

South Korea to carry out live fire drills in response to North Korean artillery near Yeonpyeong Island - Yonhap

South Korea's military warns North Korea to "stop immediately" after artillery fire near island.

"This is a provocation that threatens peace on the Korean Peninsula," South Korea says

South Korea orders residents on second island, Baengnyeongdo, to seek shelter amid concern about North Korean provocations
http://tinyurl.com/2h3e7yh6
screencap

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 05, 2024 09:03 AM (2yu8s)

195
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There's no way you've already finished reading all the links in time to come back and complain.
Posted by: Nikki Haley - I bet you've already forgotten about Maui at January 05, 2024 09:02 AM (9cE5Q)



It's like today is the day no one remembers the comment section of AoS or something.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 05, 2024 09:03 AM (Zz0t1)

196 CRT, another poisonous, rotten ideology. Banned by DeSantis from K-12. Floridians have it good, I tell you.

Posted by: runner at January 05, 2024 09:03 AM (V13WU)

197 182 All the other important news that JJ goes through the trouble to compile, and the primary discussion is Jimmy Kimmel?!? Jimmy Kimmel??

I am depressed.
Posted by: Tagart at January 05, 2024 08:58 AM (iODuv)


You're lucky it's not tits, the first Civil War or Beatles vs Zeppelin.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 05, 2024 09:03 AM (x0n13)

198
I'm still mad the feds raided Amos Millers farm AGAIN over unpasteurized milk
they have time for this?!?!?!
the press tried to cover it and they were kicked out?!? what country are we in?
the Leviathan is after my nice Amish neighbors. who supply me with healthy non-medicated food!

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at January 05, 2024 09:00 AM


I saw a video this morning and I saw Pennsylvania State Police but I can't say I saw feds.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 05, 2024 09:03 AM (3qE2b)

199 they got the weather, they got the coast and they got DeSantis

Posted by: runner at January 05, 2024 09:04 AM (V13WU)

200
You're lucky it's not tits, the first Civil War or Beatles vs Zeppelin.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 05, 2024 09:03 AM (x0n13)



Longbow / Crossbow.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 05, 2024 09:04 AM (Zz0t1)

201 I always looked at JJ's cornucopia of links as more a salad/buffet bar, where you scan down and grab whatever catches your eye.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 05, 2024 09:04 AM (zZu0s)

202 Good morning everyone. Thank you J.J.

Verse for the Day:

"For the eyes of the Lord are on the righteous and his ears turned to their prayer, but the face of the Lord is against evildoers."

–1 Peter 3:12

Posted by: Tonypete at January 05, 2024 09:04 AM (IaTa3)

203 I hate that movie with the burning passion of a thousand suns.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 05, 2024 08:53 AM (zZu0s)


Ditto.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 05, 2024 09:05 AM (9yUzE)

204
You're lucky it's not tits, the first Civil War or Beatles vs Zeppelin.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 05, 2024 09:03 AM


870 vs 500

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 05, 2024 09:05 AM (bEb2S)

205 Mining on Mars might sound enticing on paper, but be advised that it ain't the kind of place to raise your kids. In fact, it's cold as hell...

Posted by: Reginald Dwight at January 05, 2024 09:05 AM (V5BDR)

206 It's a movie thread AND a dessert topping!

Posted by: This comment section at January 05, 2024 09:05 AM (NBVIP)

207 >>>South Korea orders residents on second island, Baengnyeongdo, to seek shelter amid concern about North Korean provocations
http://tinyurl.com/2h3e7yh6
screencap

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s)
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China pushing another Joey button.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 05, 2024 09:05 AM (VPAT+)

208 There's no way you've already finished reading all the links in time to come back and complain.
Posted by: Nikki Haley - I bet you've already forgotten about Maui at January 05, 2024 09:02 AM


Are you new here?!

Read the links?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 05, 2024 09:05 AM (Wnv9h)

209 Gal I knew in college. I can't say I had NO choice, but...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 05, 2024 08:58 AM (zZu0s)

That’s a good reason. I hate wine but once drank it semi-regularly for a few months because an attractive gal I was seeing loved wine. It didn’t work out…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 05, 2024 09:05 AM (atX8l)

210 "but I can't say I saw feds."

They might have been undercover.

Any khaki pants, or MAGA hats?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 05, 2024 09:05 AM (hH3Px)

211 Mining on Mars might sound enticing on paper, but be advised that it ain't the kind of place to raise your kids. In fact, it's cold as hell...
Posted by: Reginald Dwight at January 05, 2024 09:05 AM (V5BDR)



HOT because HIGH CARBON DIOXIDE!!!!!!

- - - - Al-gore

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 05, 2024 09:06 AM (Zz0t1)

212 There's no way you've already finished reading all the links in time to come back and complain.
Posted by: Nikki Haley - I bet you've already forgotten about Maui at January 05, 2024 09:02 AM (9cE5Q)

Wanna bet? Skimmed through many, emailed many of those to friends, with comments (including the attack on the Jewish family in the mall) had coffee and fed the cat. So, there.

Posted by: Tagart at January 05, 2024 09:06 AM (iODuv)

213 "Even a hint that they killed the Republican presidential nominee would, well, trigger civil war, a hot one. Maybe they just don’t care."

They really don't. Or they don't see it as possible. They're that confident in their power.

I'm curious how a "hot" civil war would even manifest itself. Any outbreaks of violence would be quickly contained and lead to a massive authoritarian retaliation to make Covid lockdowns look like a school detention.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 05, 2024 09:06 AM (aEUI3)

214
Are you new here?!

Read the links?!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 05, 2024 09:05 AM (Wnv9h)



Links?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 05, 2024 09:06 AM (Zz0t1)

215 You're lucky it's not tits, the first Civil War or Beatles vs Zeppelin.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 05, 2024 09:03 AM (x0n13)


Longbow / Crossbow.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 05, 2024 09:04 AM


*plants flag*

.45!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 05, 2024 09:06 AM (Wnv9h)

216 205 Mining on Mars might sound enticing on paper, but be advised that it ain't the kind of place to raise your kids. In fact, it's cold as hell...
Posted by: Reginald Dwight at January 05, 2024 09:05 AM (V5BDR)


Harumpf!

Posted by: Bernie Taupin at January 05, 2024 09:06 AM (PiwSw)

217 the PA DeptAg raided Amos Millers farm AGAIN over unpasteurized milk.

Millers supposedly have an agreement with the feds

Posted by: SMOD at January 05, 2024 09:06 AM (RHGPo)

218 How are we 'lucky' it's not tits?

http://tinyurl.com/35wzrtad

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 05, 2024 09:06 AM (zZu0s)

219 Are you new here?!

Read the links?!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 05, 2024 09:05 AM (Wnv9h)


Links?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 05, 2024 09:06 AM


Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 05, 2024 09:07 AM (Wnv9h)

220 Glynis John's father, Mervyn Johns, played Bob Cratchit in the Alistair Sim version of A Christmas Carol.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 05, 2024 09:07 AM (9yWhg)

221 How are we 'lucky' it's not tits?

http://tinyurl.com/35wzrtad
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 05, 2024 09:06 AM


The comments would be full of bird links.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 05, 2024 09:07 AM (Wnv9h)

222 Juan Epstein did not write his own school excuse notes...

Posted by: Epstein's mother at January 05, 2024 09:07 AM (991eG)

223
Wanna bet? Skimmed through many, emailed many of those to friends, with comments (including the attack on the Jewish family in the mall) had coffee and fed the cat. So, there.
Posted by: Tagart at January 05, 2024 09:06 AM (iODuv)



He took the Evelyn Woodhead Sped Readin' course.

He saw it first on Roller Derby.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 05, 2024 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)

224
"but I can't say I saw feds."
They might have been undercover.
Any khaki pants, or MAGA hats?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 05, 2024 09:05 AM


Out working this close to their annual J6 reunion?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 05, 2024 09:07 AM (3qE2b)

225 Morning all.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2024 09:08 AM (GIBR7)

226 Speaking of content:

"“All voters deserve to have their votes counted regardless of whether they vote in person or absentee,” said Debra Cronmiller, executive director of the League of Women Voters of Wisconsin, in a statement. “Small errors or omissions on the absentee certificate envelope should not prevent voters from exercising their constitutional rights.”

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If I fill out any gun-related paperwork improperly, I'm prevented from exercising my constitutional rights. Go ahead and screw around with some Class III paperwork (which already shouldn't exist because, again, Constitution) and see if you get to exercise your rights.

There aren't any "errors."

There is filling out paperwork. Do it right and you win. Do it wrong and you lose.

What needs to happen more than anything is one election day, with paper ballots. No more of this "I think a computer registered my vote but I'm not entirely sure, but at least I got this printout and UPC showing I voted for something. I don't know what it says or means, though."

Posted by: Nikki Haley - I bet you've already forgotten about Maui at January 05, 2024 09:08 AM (9cE5Q)

227 You're lucky it's not tits, the first Civil War or Beatles vs Zeppelin.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 05, 2024 09:03 AM (x0n13)


Longbow / Crossbow.
Posted by: Sponge -
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Something about floors and carpet/hard wood.....

Posted by: lin-duh at January 05, 2024 09:08 AM (EneHm)

228 Counterpoint: Assassination of a politician has never once triggered Charlie Whiskey in America.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 05, 2024 09:09 AM (9UlRk)

229 "As we approach the 2024 U.S. presidential election, the Middle East will become more unstable, and Iran will get closer to having a nuclear weapon."
_____

Ah, the electorate won't want to change horses mid-stream while we US is in war footing ploy. Brilliant!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 05, 2024 09:09 AM (fs1hN)

230 You're lucky it's not tits, the first Civil War or Beatles vs Zeppelin.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 05, 2024 09:03 AM (x0n13)

There's some nice tits in, "American Beauty."

Posted by: davidt at January 05, 2024 09:09 AM (SYTee)

231 How are we 'lucky' it's not tits?

http://tinyurl.com/35wzrtad
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Texas Institute of Technology and Science?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2024 09:09 AM (GIBR7)

232 I saw a video this morning and I saw Pennsylvania State Police but I can't say I saw feds.


ah well that explains why they were such DICKS

the PA Staties are why I cannot "back the blue"

asshats

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at January 05, 2024 09:09 AM (AcWfM)

233 You're lucky it's not tits, the first Civil War or Beatles vs Zeppelin. Longbow / Crossbow.

Well you've got Glynis Johns, and she's as close to crossing all those streams as you'll get in this life.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 05, 2024 09:09 AM (FCs/J)

234 Actor Shia LaBeouf reportedly plans to become a deacon after receiving confirmation in the Catholic Church

http://tinyurl.com/585c5k9x

Posted by: redridinghood at January 05, 2024 09:10 AM (NpAcC)

235 Pasteurized milk is a myth.

Posted by: Bigfoot at January 05, 2024 09:10 AM (OiKEr)

236 And DEI is not dead in Texas...

Posted by: lin-duh at January 05, 2024 09:10 AM (EneHm)

237 “There’s not much point in saying, ‘We know he’s a monster, he’s unprincipled, he’s a misogynistic fraud and liar and destroyer of constitutions.’ The reality is: he will be there. We have to find ways of engaging with the US if Trump is elected,” said Westmacott, who served as British ambassador to the U.S. from 2012 to 2016.
_____

I could have sworn he was talking about Biden. Trump should expel whoever is the British ambassador when he re-takes office.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 05, 2024 09:10 AM (fs1hN)

238 >>>I'm curious how a "hot" civil war would even manifest itself. Any outbreaks of violence would be quickly contained and lead to a massive authoritarian retaliation to make Covid lockdowns look like a school detention.

Posted by: Ordinary American
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If the nation is in a state of civil disobedience how can there be lockdowns?

Posted by: Braenyard at January 05, 2024 09:10 AM (VPAT+)

239 There's some nice tits in, "American Beauty."
Posted by: davidt at January 05, 2024 09:09 AM (SYTee)

No. No they are not.

Plus, they are underage.

Unless you mean Annette Benning and she is just a repulsive sack of crap... in that movie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 05, 2024 09:10 AM (zZu0s)

240 234 Actor Shia LaBeouf reportedly plans to become a deacon after receiving confirmation in the Catholic Church


that is really awesome!

meanwhile, still loving The Chosen

some eps are a bit talky but the others make up for it

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at January 05, 2024 09:11 AM (AcWfM)

241 Nikki tweeted this last night:

"We have to deal with the cancer that is mental health."

https://shorturl.at/cfIMV

Have you ever seen any Republican candidate say so many stupid things and not be labeled "A walking gaffe machine."

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 05, 2024 09:11 AM (9yUzE)

242 And DEI is not dead in Texas...
Posted by: lin-duh at January 05, 2024 09:10 AM (EneHm)



Austin still exists.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 05, 2024 09:11 AM (Zz0t1)

243 There's no way you've already finished reading all the links in time to come back and complain.
Posted by: Nikki Haley - I bet you've already forgotten about Maui at January 05, 2024 09:02 AM (9cE5Q)

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Wanna bet? Skimmed through many, emailed many of those to friends, with comments (including the attack on the Jewish family in the mall) had coffee and fed the cat. So, there.
Posted by: Tagart

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I was initially saying it as a joke, but since you wanted to bet...

Posted by: Nikki Haley - I bet you've already forgotten about Maui at January 05, 2024 09:11 AM (9cE5Q)

244 Trump's comments on VP pick not impacting election results in interesting. That means he'll either pick on the basis of delivering effective practical support for his Presidency or to appease other factions of the party(which is really only the GOPe aligned against him and his policies).

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 05, 2024 09:11 AM (eYoxG)

245 At high noon on November 18, 2023, 58-year-old Vyacheslav Kovalskiy, a Ukrainian sniper assigned to the Sluzhba Bezpeky Ukrainy (Security Service of Ukraine, or SBU) Special Group “Alpha,” an elite, special operations, or SpetsNaz, unit, broke the existing world record for the longest confirmed sniper kill in history, at a mind-boggling 3,800 meters (2.36 miles!) near Kherson, Ukraine. The previous record was held by a Canadian JTF2 counterterrorist unit sniper in Iraq, at 3,540 meters (2.2 miles) in May 2017, with a McMillan TAC-50A1 (C15A1 in Canadian service) rifle.

Posted by: SMOD at January 05, 2024 09:11 AM (RHGPo)

246 -

This DIEshit(TM) is now a tradition. Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion was Scott Adams, (of, "Dilbert," fame's,) muse in that it motivated his "Whiteness."

http://tinyurl.com/Adams-Muse

Posted by: Marooned at January 05, 2024 09:11 AM (kt8QE)

247
All infants should be supplied with pasteurized breast milk direct from the source.

Posted by: Could be Paul at January 05, 2024 09:12 AM (3qE2b)

248 Nikki tweeted this last night:

"We have to deal with the cancer that is mental health."



The tranny community hardest hit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 05, 2024 09:12 AM (Zz0t1)

249 At high noon on November 18, 2023, 58-year-old Vyacheslav Kovalskiy, a Ukrainian sniper assigned to the Sluzhba Bezpeky Ukrainy (Security Service of Ukraine, or SBU) Special Group “Alpha,” an elite, special operations, or SpetsNaz, unit, broke the existing world record for the longest confirmed sniper kill in history, at a mind-boggling 3,800 meters (2.36 miles!) near Kherson, Ukraine. The previous record was held by a Canadian JTF2 counterterrorist unit sniper in Iraq, at 3,540 meters (2.2 miles) in May 2017, with a McMillan TAC-50A1 (C15A1 in Canadian service) rifle.

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GHOST OF KEEEEEV!!!!

Posted by: Nikki Haley - I bet you've already forgotten about Maui at January 05, 2024 09:12 AM (9cE5Q)

250 You're lucky it's not tits, the first Civil War or Beatles vs Zeppelin.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 05, 2024 09:03 AM (x0n13)

Speaking of that damned Rebel insurrection.........

Posted by: Tagart at January 05, 2024 09:12 AM (iODuv)

251 What needs to happen more than anything is one election day, with paper ballots. No more of this "I think a computer registered my vote but I'm not entirely sure, but at least I got this printout and UPC showing I voted for something. I don't know what it says or means, though."
Posted by: Nikki Haley - I bet you've already forgotten about Maui at January 05, 2024 09:08 AM (9cE5Q)

Oh how I long for the days of punch cards and 99.9% of votes being cast on Election Day. They always seemed to finish counting by 10pm that night with that primitive tech, too. Funny how computers and sophisticated software take so much longer….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 05, 2024 09:12 AM (atX8l)

252 >>>241 Nikki tweeted this last night:

"We have to deal with the cancer that is mental health."
-----------------

Sounds like VP Kanela.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 05, 2024 09:12 AM (VPAT+)

253 @197 JJ, could be worse someone might have endorsed putting carrots in chili

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 05, 2024 09:13 AM (30oly)

254 **pops popcorn**

Posted by: Tagart at January 05, 2024 09:13 AM (iODuv)

255 247
All infants should be supplied with pasteurized breast milk direct from the source.
Posted by: Could be Paul at January 05, 2024 09:12 AM (3qE2b)

Huh. I wonder how you would set up an all in one thing to both pasteurize the milk and then deliver it to the baby. Would be an odd looking contraption.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 05, 2024 09:13 AM (zZu0s)

256 Hi everybody. I've been off reading the links. What did I miss?

Posted by: Muldoon at January 05, 2024 09:13 AM (991eG)

257 How are we 'lucky' it's not tits?

http://tinyurl.com/35wzrtad
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

During the Dark Ages, when my Dad was counseling me about how to treat people, he strongly pointed out that the objects of my desire were someone's daughter or sister and to consider that carefully.

I asked - "Or Mom?"

He tried mightily to keep a stern face.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 05, 2024 09:13 AM (IaTa3)

258 182 All the other important news that JJ goes through the trouble to compile, and the primary discussion is Jimmy Kimmel?!? Jimmy Kimmel??

I am depressed.
Posted by: Tagart at January 05, 2024 08:58 AM (iODuv)

I miss "Win Ben Stein's Money".

Posted by: XTC at January 05, 2024 09:13 AM (sm6Pk)

259 Mental health is not a cancer. I'm guessing she meant mental illness. She really should go home.

Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at January 05, 2024 09:13 AM (SfhV1)

260 You can feed your kid fucking battery acid for all i care. Go ahead, cull the herd, whatever.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 05, 2024 09:13 AM (9UlRk)

261 Oh how I long for the days of punch cards and 99.9% of votes being cast on Election Day. They always seemed to finish counting by 10pm that night with that primitive tech, too. Funny how computers and sophisticated software take so much longer….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 05, 2024 09:12 AM (atX8l)

Yeah. It's a tell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 05, 2024 09:14 AM (zZu0s)

262 I noticed those videos of Joe Biden talking about his fraud efforts in the 2020 election were taken down from YouTube last month.

Posted by: SMOD at January 05, 2024 09:14 AM (RHGPo)

263 "Jack Smith Goes Off the Rails, Claims Trump Immunity Argument Would Allow Him to Order His Supporters to Murder Opposing Lawmakers"

Why, yes, yes it would, Jack Smith.
Not unlike your little slice of delegated executive power gives you "Prosecutorial Discretion" to persecute your political enemies.

The President does not have a little slice, he has it all, and through him flows the power to declare his politicalical enemies "insurrectionists" and imprison them indefinitely without trial.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 05, 2024 09:14 AM (SKGR3)

264 At high noon on November 18, 2023, 58-year-old Vyacheslav Kovalskiy, a Ukrainian sniper assigned to the Sluzhba Bezpeky Ukrainy (Security Service of Ukraine, or SBU) Special Group “Alpha,” an elite, special operations, or SpetsNaz, unit, broke the existing world record for the longest confirmed sniper kill in history, at a mind-boggling 3,800 meters (2.36 miles!) near Kherson, Ukraine. The previous record was held by a Canadian JTF2 counterterrorist unit sniper in Iraq, at 3,540 meters (2.2 miles) in May 2017, with a McMillan TAC-50A1 (C15A1 in Canadian service) rifle.
Posted by: SMOD


Was his mark tied to a chair? Did he factor in the Coriolis Effect?

Spotter: Wind Easterly 6 meters per hour.
Right 4 clicks.
Up 7 meters. 300 clicks.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2024 09:15 AM (GIBR7)

265 I hate wine but once drank it semi-regularly for a few months

This whole nation will be punished for your ungodliness.
If that doesn't keep you up nights, I may volunteer to help.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 05, 2024 09:15 AM (FCs/J)

266 Kimmel got away with blackface.

He's untouchable. He's a fine standing member of the liberal mouthpiece.


He's not going anywhere, regardless.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 05, 2024 09:15 AM (Zz0t1)

267 Oh how I long for the days of punch cards and 99.9% of votes being cast on Election Day. They always seemed to finish counting by 10pm that night with that primitive tech, too. Funny how computers and sophisticated software take so much longer….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

-

Yeah, it's weird how that works, isn't it?

Everyone over 40 or so can remember elections being called the night-of and people going home.

We've progressed now to where folks don't know they need to work on election night and needing to shut the building down until morning to finish up... letting the computers immediately add up the numbers?

Posted by: Nikki Haley - I bet you've already forgotten about Maui at January 05, 2024 09:15 AM (9cE5Q)

268 An incompetent, corrupt, racialist junta that's hell bent on driving out the whites while committing national suicide.

Most groups see the government as merely a tool to loot their "enemies".

The ANC is one of those groups...as is the Democrat party.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 05, 2024 09:15 AM (XqcwY)

269 At high noon on November 18, 2023, 58-year-old Vyacheslav Kovalskiy, a Ukrainian sniper assigned to the Sluzhba Bezpeky Ukrainy (Security Service of Ukraine, or SBU) Special Group “Alpha,” an elite, special operations, or SpetsNaz, unit, broke the existing world record for the longest confirmed sniper kill in history, at a mind-boggling 3,800 meters (2.36 miles!) near Kherson, Ukraine. The previous record was held by a Canadian JTF2 counterterrorist unit sniper in Iraq, at 3,540 meters (2.2 miles) in May 2017, with a McMillan TAC-50A1 (C15A1 in Canadian service) rifle.


I trust very little news coming from that region.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 05, 2024 09:16 AM (Zz0t1)

270 Kimmel got away with blackface.


And girls on trampolines.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 05, 2024 09:17 AM (IaTa3)

271 Beatles vs Zeppelin


I did not know this was a thing here.

I thought it was Eagles vs. Nickelback.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 05, 2024 09:17 AM (9yWhg)

272 Are you new here?!

Read the links?!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Links?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
====
Read??

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 05, 2024 09:17 AM (2yu8s)

273 I trust very little news coming from that region.

-

I'm betting they report it's a woman.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - I bet you've already forgotten about Maui at January 05, 2024 09:17 AM (9cE5Q)

274 QUIET
I'm reading all the links, in order, to completion

Posted by: Don Black at January 05, 2024 09:17 AM (geLO8)

275 Austin still exists.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 05, 2024 09:11 AM


*makes ringing gesture*

Call me!

Posted by: SMOD at January 05, 2024 09:18 AM (Wnv9h)

276 This Claudine chick has the look of Akhenaten about her.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 05, 2024 09:18 AM (LVNnd)

277
I thought it was Eagles vs. Nickelback.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 05, 2024 09:17 AM


Coldplay singing 'shoot an apple off my head'.

Posted by: Could be Paul at January 05, 2024 09:19 AM (3qE2b)

278 http://tinyurl.com/35wzrtad
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop


Nice, thanks, Aetius. Do you know what her name is?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 05, 2024 09:19 AM (9yWhg)

279 I trust very little news coming from that region.

-

I'm betting they report it's a woman.
Posted by: Nikki Haley - I bet you've already forgotten about Maui at January 05, 2024 09:17 AM (9cE5Q)

With a beard and a peg leg.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 05, 2024 09:19 AM (R4t5M)

280 QUIET
I'm reading all the links, in order, to completion
Posted by: Don Black at January 05, 2024 09:17 AM



*bangs on pots*

*blows on noisemaker*

*yells*

"HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 05, 2024 09:19 AM (Zz0t1)

281 TGIF

*sigh*

Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2024 09:20 AM (izj35)

282 Nice, thanks, Aetius. Do you know what her name is?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 05, 2024 09:19 AM (9yWhg)

Face looks a lot like Jordan Carver, but Carver's boobs are ridiculously fake. I dunno. More a conversation piece.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 05, 2024 09:20 AM (zZu0s)

283 I've been a fugitive from the Board of Mental Health since 1978.

Posted by: Gimme, Gimme Shock Treatment! at January 05, 2024 09:21 AM (V5BDR)

284
Done
read every linked story
that said, shag beats hardwood

Posted by: Don Black at January 05, 2024 09:21 AM (geLO8)

285 *bangs on pots*

*blows on noisemaker*

*yells*

"HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!"
Posted by: Sponge

*sings at top of voice*
"SHOULD AULD ACQUAINTANCE *HIC* BE FORGOT..."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 05, 2024 09:21 AM (9yWhg)

286 *bangs on pots*

*blows on noisemaker*

*yells*

"HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 05, 2024 09:19 AM


Oklahoma, Oklahoma, Oklahoma!!!!!!

Oklahoma, Oklahoma, Oklahoma!!!!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 05, 2024 09:21 AM (Wnv9h)

287 Kimmel got away with blackface.

The point of formal and information ethics rules, and hell even laws, for the left is to punish their enemies.

Punishing a tool like Kimmel doesn't help them at all so why would they do it?

This is similar, though obviously lesser in scope, to the left waving off Bill Clinton being a rapist while wanting Trump impeach for saying p*ssy.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 05, 2024 09:21 AM (XqcwY)

288 How does telling black people they don't have to be good at anything help them?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 05, 2024 09:21 AM (AN/rm)

289 Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 05, 2024 08:46 AM (2yu8s)

If we can't award hundreds of thousands of dollars to some poor sap who had a toilet full of feces explode on him then we are truly a lost society. If I was independently wealthy I'd give it to him myself.

Posted by: JCG at January 05, 2024 09:21 AM (O8JAW)

290 QUIET
I'm reading all the links, in order, to completion

Posted by: Don Black


*bangs on pots*

*blows on noisemaker*

*yells*

"HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!"
Posted by: Sponge


I know we can't sock regulars, but THAT WAS the perfect opportunity to put :

Posted by JJ Sefton. 😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2024 09:22 AM (GIBR7)

291 With a beard and a peg leg.

*******

I knew a bearded lady with a leg named Peg...

Posted by: Muldoon at January 05, 2024 09:22 AM (991eG)

292 >>"We have to deal with the cancer that is mental health."


Because the mind is a terrible thing. And it must be stopped. Before it kills somebody.

Posted by: Don Black at January 05, 2024 09:22 AM (geLO8)

293 Me lose brain? Uh-oh!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, who though Homer Simpson nailed it at January 05, 2024 09:22 AM (PiwSw)

294 How does telling black people they don't have to be good at anything help them?
Posted by: Northernlurker

You are assuming the left wants to help folks.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 05, 2024 09:22 AM (IaTa3)

295 ...a wooden leg named Peg.

Dammit. messed up the joke.

More Coffee!

Posted by: Muldoon at January 05, 2024 09:23 AM (991eG)

296 Re: exploding toilet

That guy had more happen to him personally that what was claimed to have shut down an entire nation's election in 2020.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - I bet you've already forgotten about Maui at January 05, 2024 09:23 AM (9cE5Q)

297 I trust very little news coming from that region.

The most interesting part of that story is the sniper in question is 58 years old.

If you are deploying 58 year olds it means you've lost so many 18-40 year olds that you have to tap literally every man.

Germany was there in 1945...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 05, 2024 09:23 AM (XqcwY)

298
Biden's little magical (thinking) mystery tour to Valley Forge today is dangerously close to MAGA country.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 05, 2024 09:24 AM (3qE2b)

299 If you are deploying 58 year olds it means you've lost so many 18-40 year olds that you have to tap literally every man.

Germany was there in 1945...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 05, 2024 09:23 AM (XqcwY)

Soviets as well.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 05, 2024 09:24 AM (zZu0s)

300 Omaha!!

Posted by: Peyton Manning at January 05, 2024 09:24 AM (NBVIP)

301 The most interesting part of that story is the sniper in question is 58 years old.

If you are deploying 58 year olds it means you've lost so many 18-40 year olds that you have to tap literally every man.

Germany was there in 1945...
Posted by: 18-1


Stalingrad was there in 1942.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2024 09:24 AM (GIBR7)

302 Biden's little magical (thinking) mystery tour to Valley Forge today is dangerously close to MAGA country.


I thought he was just going to Blue Bell now

and why I have no idea

to torture us

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at January 05, 2024 09:25 AM (AcWfM)

303 An interesting part of the Ukraine manpower thing - they are NOT drafting women.

Not that I blame them but I guess the Biden junta also does not believe women *really* belong in combat...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 05, 2024 09:25 AM (XqcwY)

304 that you have to tap literally every man


"I'm on it!"
-- Sandra Fluke

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 05, 2024 09:25 AM (9yWhg)

305 I got a new keyboard. It works.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 05, 2024 09:25 AM (qv5fh)

306 Omaha!!
Posted by: Peyton Manning at January 05, 2024


***
Well, they oughta know what to do with them hogs out there fer sure. . . .

Posted by: The Rubber Duck to Pig Pen at January 05, 2024 09:26 AM (J2vNu)

307 The most interesting part of that story is the sniper in question is 58 years old.

==


In Ukrainian years it's like 78.

Posted by: runner at January 05, 2024 09:26 AM (V13WU)

308 >>Kimmel got away with blackface.

Apparently, Kimmel is pals with Epstein's personal chef, Adam Perry Lang.
http://tinyurl.com/ye2ajy3t

Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2024 09:26 AM (izj35)

309 thought he was just going to Blue Bell now

and why I have no idea

to torture us
Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at January 05, 2024 09:25 AM (AcWfM)

He likes ice cream.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 05, 2024 09:26 AM (lGMgw)

310 Omaha!!
Posted by: Peyton Manning at January 05, 2024 09:24 AM (NBVIP)



It's funny that defenses haven't keyed on the fact that 90% of the time, the Cowboys snap the ball 1 second after Dak yells "Here we go!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 05, 2024 09:26 AM (Zz0t1)

311 I guess Kimmel and Adam Corolla are still friends. Weird.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 05, 2024 09:27 AM (9yWhg)

312 Not that I blame them but I guess the Biden junta also does not believe women *really* belong in combat...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 05, 2024 09:25 AM (XqcwY)

A truly remarkable number of cam gals/models are Ukrainian.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 05, 2024 09:27 AM (zZu0s)

313 It's funny that defenses haven't keyed on the fact that 90% of the time, the Cowboys snap the ball 1 second after Dak yells "Here we go!"
Posted by: Sponge


Even funnier that the defenses haven't started calling it out just before Dak does.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2024 09:27 AM (GIBR7)

314 Happy New Year!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 05, 2024 09:27 AM (aD39U)

315 It's funny that defenses haven't keyed on the fact that 90% of the time, the Cowboys snap the ball 1 second after Dak yells "Here we go!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 05, 2024 09:26 AM (Zz0t1)

The Ravens always snap the ball 0.5 seconds before Lamar yells "FUCK!!!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 05, 2024 09:27 AM (9UlRk)

316 We have to deal with the cancer that is [the] mental health care industry.

/suggested tweak

Posted by: Muldoon at January 05, 2024 09:28 AM (991eG)

317 >>>>"We have to deal with the cancer that is mental health."


Um, what?
Meaningless words from Nikki. Unless she's ready to talk about mental health re: transgenders.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2024 09:28 AM (izj35)

318 This Claudine chick has the look of Akhenaten about her.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 05, 2024


***
Make sure she walks the right way. . . .

Posted by: The Bangles, in the '80s at January 05, 2024 09:28 AM (J2vNu)

319
I thought he was just going to Blue Bell now
and why I have no idea
to torture us

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at January 05, 2024 09:25 AM


Ha! You're right.

He'll make the afternoon remarks at Montgomery County Community College in Blue Bell, Pennsylvania, which is actually about 15 miles from the Revolutionary War site that's considered the birthplace of the American army.

Sure, 15 miles away is just the same. Maybe in his depraved mind. I thought Valley Forge was a little sketchy, it's basically all one great big grassy knoll.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 05, 2024 09:29 AM (3qE2b)

320 .

NOOD

Art thread is up.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 05, 2024 09:30 AM (qPw5n)

321 >>Even funnier that the defenses haven't started calling it out just before Dak does.

Posted by: rickb223
---

ACK-shually, that will get the defense a penalty

*The more you know.

Posted by: Don Black at January 05, 2024 09:30 AM (geLO8)

322 Would love to see an MRI of Biden's skull. Dessicated, shrunken, lesions with black holes between the dying brain cells. The Three Stooges did it first with an X-ray of Curly's head-showing a cuckoo clock with bird extended on spring.

Posted by: Waltz of the Cuckoo at January 05, 2024 09:30 AM (V5BDR)

323 318 This Claudine chick has the look of Akhenaten about her.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 05, 2024

***
Make sure she walks the right way. . . .
---------------
Well she doesn't have a cone head.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 05, 2024 09:30 AM (qv5fh)

324 316 We have to deal with the cancer that is [the] mental health care industry.

/suggested tweak
Posted by: Muldoon at January 05, 2024 09:28 AM (991eG)

But, to be serious Muldoon, it does seem like people are a heck of a lot more unstable these days.

1) I think it has to do with over prescription of drugs (ADHD, depression whatever)

2) People are much more comfortable SHOWING everyone they are unstable. Indeed some seem to take it as a badge of honor.

3) Social media fuels both 1 and 2.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 05, 2024 09:31 AM (zZu0s)

325 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 05, 2024 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

326 If Nikki really thinks she's gonna beat Trump in South Carolina, she's in for a rude awakening. She was the driving force behind taking down the Confederate flag in SC.
That pissed a lot of people off. And they don't forget in SC.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at January 05, 2024 09:31 AM (dr4Q1)

327 >>>POINT: Claudine Gay's Downfall Proves There is Finally a Way to Make Our Woke Elites Face Accountability
(Just go after them - jjs)
-----------------

Everybody's got a plan till they get punched in the face.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 05, 2024 09:31 AM (VPAT+)

328 Meaningless words from Nikki. Unless she's ready to talk about mental health re: transgenders.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2024 09:28 AM (izj35)

Maybe she's doing that weird corpopolitical newspeak thing where every word gets mutated into gibberish so that it sounds like you're saying something that hasn't been said ad nauseam already, but she just isn't very good at it?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 05, 2024 09:32 AM (9UlRk)

329 he's very safe from any evil conservatives in blue bell, divide

and of course a college

which we are rife with here in PA (for now)

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at January 05, 2024 09:32 AM (AcWfM)

330 OT:

Pennsylvania called Tidioute.
...
Posted by: Warai-otoko


I've canoed past Tidioute and biked thru PawPaw.

Posted by: DaveA at January 05, 2024 09:32 AM (FhXTo)

331 Well, they oughta know what to do with them hogs out there fer sure. . . .
Posted by: The Rubber Duck to Pig Pen at January 05, 2024 09:26 AM (J2vNu)

Ya can’t take the train outta Wichita… unlessen you’re a hog. The people train runs outta Stubbsville — That disgusting guy in Planes Trains and Automobiles that gave ‘em a ride in the back of his pickup truck

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 05, 2024 09:32 AM (atX8l)

332
BlackOrchid
'MC cubed' we used to call Montgomery County Community College. It was like a 'remedial education' college. He'll fit right in.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 05, 2024 09:34 AM (3qE2b)

333 Vladimir Putin signs decree that speeds up path to Russian citizenship for foreigners who enlist in the country's military.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 05, 2024 09:34 AM (2yu8s)

334 It is well known that young bigfoots are weaned from fully pasteurized mother's milk directly to hot dogs, which are the most delicious of sandwiches.

Posted by: David Attenborough at January 05, 2024 09:37 AM (OiKEr)

335 Good morning, all, and thanks, J.J.

You're blessed not living in southeastern PA & having to routinely put up with the Potato, Dr. Professor &/or 2nd Potato screwing up traffic & acting & speaking stupidly. Perhaps, their absence would make the heart grow fonder? Nah. They're cringe worthy near or far & Potato & family are FIXTURES. (Emphasis mine.)

Anyway, the Potato's schedule changed again & today is the grand January 6th speech and Trump 8atred rally, exact location unspecified other than somewhere in the Philadelphia area, likely at the Montgomery County Community College. (Something about appearances?)

His trip to Charleston, South Carolina is delayed 'til Monday but he's to speak at Mother Emanuel AME Church where nine people were killed after a gunman opened fire on a Bible study group in 2015. Note: SPLC article, June 2021, Six years later: 170 Confederate Monuments removed since Charleston Church Massacre. And, "Following the Charleston shooting, South Carolina officials acted first, passing legislation to remove the Confederate flag from the State House grounds, where it had flown since 1962."

Stand w/Israel, pray for IDF, free ALL Hamas' hostages.

Posted by: L - being Lady Macbeth for once at January 05, 2024 09:41 AM (GshMh)

336 Thank you, L - being Lady Macbeth. Good comment.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 05, 2024 09:46 AM (2yu8s)

337 -

The worst part about Biden's first ad is that you can hear his geriatric slurred speech. Are the Democrats such Luddites that they cannot produce a deep fake using Biden's pre-Alzheimer's voice?

- Betteridge's Law

Posted by: Marooned at January 05, 2024 09:50 AM (kt8QE)

338 -

Hey, SMOD: http://tinyurl.com/Biden-voter-fraud

Posted by: Marooned at January 05, 2024 09:52 AM (kt8QE)

339 "Hamas Used Gaza’s Shifa Hospital as Terrorist Command Center, U.S. Intel Confirms"

Would they have confirmed it if Trump was Pres? Nope!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 05, 2024 10:11 AM (8Ta2Y)

340 Did not trigger CW but gave Nixon a landslide victory

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 05, 2024 10:12 AM (L8hCM)

341 The most hurtful aspect of it is not in its Communist propagation going back a century, but that it was swallowed hook, line and sinker by successive generations of dupes all the way up to the present day.

As I said yesterday, universal suffrage will always fail b/c the vast majority of voters are stupid AND ignorant and easily swayed by stupid stuff that makes them feel smart and virtuous. That is the entire strategy of the left/dems.

For instance, you can't tell me that the more intelligent leftists don't realize that we can't simply wish our way into total dependence on "alternative energy" - they must know we desperately need "regular" energy - yet they push policies that are going to "energy bankrupt" us b/c they know dumb people will feel smart and virtuous voting for such policies. And the same is true across almost every policy the left pursues - common sense dictates the truth - yet they forego that and follow idiocy b/c it gets them votes.

I'm beginning to believe we can't save America b/c stupid cannot be defeated at the ballot box. As long as the stupid are allowed to vote, we are doomed.

Posted by: I forgot my name b/c I haven't posted in 6 months at January 05, 2024 10:15 AM (ky+MF)

342 The smart ones are investing wisely. They keep their mouths shut and cash in on the stupid.

Posted by: pawn at January 05, 2024 11:03 AM (UxILm)

343 341 I'm beginning to believe we can't save America b/c stupid cannot be defeated at the ballot box. As long as the stupid are allowed to vote, we are doomed.
Posted by: I forgot my name b/c I haven't posted in 6 months at January 05, 2024 10:15 AM (ky+MF)

We could allow for the stupid vote way back when as there seemed to be - seemed to be - more at least sensible folk to greater or lesser extents than stupid.

Those days are gone. And the stupid ones wear the skin suit of enlightenment while parading around and demanding respect.

Dunning-Krueger writ large.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 05, 2024 11:19 AM (x0n13)

344 Israel in Secret Talks to ‘Resettle’ Palestinians in Congo, Report Says

Posted by: SMOD at January 05, 2024 11:33 AM (RHGPo)

345 “It’s beyond parody that Democrats continue their obsession with former President Trump."

Yep, democrats including the former Bush administration, John Cornyn, Grahamnesty, McConnell, Brad Raffensberger, Brian Kemp, Nikki Haley, et al.

Trump is Normal and follows the Main Street way[capital investment model] and the rest follow the globalist Wall Street way[making bets on whether the Main Street stocks goes up or down].

Posted by: Danimal28 at January 05, 2024 11:40 AM (klw0w)

346 Donald Trump: Who Gets Vice Presidential Nod "Has Never Made a Difference" in Election Outcome (Palin potentially could have bucked that were it not for McCain's sabotaging himself - jjs)

Yep. I hated John McCain. The *only* reason I bothered to vote that year was to vote for Palin and against Obama, not for McCain. Then that Deep State asshole McCain did everything to sabotage his own campaign and shit on Palin.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 05, 2024 11:57 AM (UKWFA)

347 344. Posted by: SMOD
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Maybe more than just Congo, it seems.

Israel in talks with Chad and Rwanda to welcome Palestinians from Gaza - report
The principle is to grant a generous financial subsidy to any Palestinian who wishes to leave Gaza, as well as significant aid to the host country, i24NEWS, January 05, 2024
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The Squad shall be delighted. They'll get a two-fer, or better, with the next found of nations in Temporary Protected Status.

Posted by: L - They don't have to outrun the bear. They only have to outrun us - for now at January 05, 2024 01:48 PM (GshMh)

348 336 Good comment.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s)

I thank you. You're always so informative & interesting.

Posted by: L - They don't have to outrun the bear. They only have to outrun us - for now at January 05, 2024 01:52 PM (GshMh)

349 First they gave us Scotus justices who couldn't tell us what women were. Then they gave us women university heads who told us descrimination was okay depending on circumstances. Now they give us Brandon and the Big Lie.


Can't wait for the grand finale with Big Mike.

I love fire works and hunting.

Posted by: Jane at January 05, 2024 06:17 PM (EcD5Y)

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