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Reports: Israel Killed the Leader of Hamas' "Military" Wing in Lebanon Drone Strike
They'd been hunting this demon for ages. Hamas maintains spiderholes in other countries, where its terror commanders live in safety while plotting rapes and murders.
Until those spiderholes are hit by missiles.Yashar AliMore from Ed Morrissey:
@yashar BREAKING Islamic Republic state media is confirming that senior Hamas leader Saleh al-Arouri was killed in an explosion in Beirut tonight. This is a significant development. Israeli intelligence has been trying to kill al-Arouri for years and the United States has had a 5 million dollar bounty on him. Al-Arouri is a deputy political leader for Hamas and one of the founders of al-Qassam Brigades, the so-called military wing of Hamas. The United States has listed al-Arouri as a designated global terrorist since 2015. In 2014, al-Arouri was the Hamas leader who announced that three Israeli teenagers (including a dual US national) were kidnapped and killed in the West Bank. He referred to the murders as "heroic."
NBC News now lists the death toll as six. The IDF has not issued any statement about the explosion, but Hamas has accused Israel of attacking via a drone strike on the offices. A "US defense official" tells the Washington Post that the Israelis hit the office. A Likud member, Danny Danon, has reportedly credited the attack to the Mossad, Shin Bet, IDF, and the war cabinet, NBC notes, but that's not an official declaration. Nevertheless, it seems unlikely that anyone else would have struck at a Hamas office in Beirut.Morrissey speculates that Hezballah (Hamas' terror ally in Lebanon) will talk a big game about retaliating against Israel, but will refrain from doing much, as it doesn't want to be added to the Godfather Red Baptism montage of killings to come.
⚠️ Footage of the aftermath of the Israeli strike that killed Hamas’ polit bureau n2 Saleh Arouri in #Beirut’s southern suburb, #Lebanon. (Credit: @emmanuel_haddad) pic.twitter.com/Wo5G2A7U7O
— Matthieu Karam (@MatthieuKaram) January 2, 2024
This is Jack the Ripper depravity:
5/
Relying on video footage, photographs, GPS data from mobile phones and interviews with more than 150 people, including witnesses, medical personnel, soldiers and rape counselors, The Times identified at least seven locations where Israeli women and girls appear to have been sexually assaulted or mutilated. 6/
Four witnesses described in graphic detail seeing women raped and killed at two different places along Route 232, the same highway where Ms. Abdush's half-naked body was found sprawled on the road at a third location. And The Times interviewed several soldiers and volunteer medics who together described finding more than 30 bodies of women and girls in and around the rave site and in two kibbutzim in a similar state as Ms. Abdush's -- legs spread, clothes torn off, signs of abuse in their genital areas.
Yaari Cohen
@YaariCohen
7/
Many of the accounts are difficult to bear, and the visual evidence is disturbing to see. The Times viewed photographs of one woman's corpse that emergency responders discovered in the rubble of a besieged kibbutz with dozens of nails driven into her thighs and groin. The Times also viewed a video, provided by the Israeli military, showing two dead Israeli soldiers at a base near Gaza who appeared to have been shot directly in their vaginas.
8/
Hamas has denied Israel's accusations of sexual violence. Israeli activists have been outraged that the United Nations Secretary General, António Guterres, and the agency U.N. Women did not acknowledge the many accusations until weeks after the attacks. Investigators with Israel's top national police unit, Lahav 433, have been steadily gathering evidence but they have not put a number on how many women were raped, saying that most are dead -- and buried -- and that they will never know. No survivors have spoken publicly.
Remember, your media minders want you to repeat that Hamas Just Wants to Breathe (TM).
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at January 02, 2024 02:45 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Kratwurst at January 02, 2024 02:46 PM (nIRE6)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 02, 2024 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 02, 2024 02:47 PM (zYoUB)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2024 02:47 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Skip at January 02, 2024 02:47 PM (fwDg9)
WHAT!!??!
Anyway, how was your New Year's celebration, Ace?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 02, 2024 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)
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"This is fine."
-First World Feminism
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 02, 2024 02:47 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 02, 2024 02:47 PM (cOq4q)
"Ha ha! Joke's on them! Actually committing rape and murder is much more fun than just plotting it."
-- Hamas Goatfucker in Gaza
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 02, 2024 02:48 PM (iFTx/)
The guy was good at hiding, give him that.
Posted by: gp Upholds Scholarly Rigor at January 02, 2024 02:48 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2024 02:48 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 02, 2024 02:48 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 02, 2024 02:48 PM (zYoUB)
Bon mots like "Godfather Baptism montage of killings" is why I keep coming back here.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 02, 2024 02:49 PM (CsUN+)
Read the account of the young girl held captive by a Hamas vermin and his family.
She's right. ALL of them are terrorists, right down to their spawn.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2024 02:49 PM (x0n13)
I didn't really celebrate, but i did get a headstart on my resolutions, and that's going okay so far.
How about you?
Posted by: ace at January 02, 2024 02:49 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Stan at January 02, 2024 02:49 PM (uH1zk)
See, this is what gays have in common with Hamas.
Posted by: Barack Obama, Man About Town at January 02, 2024 02:49 PM (thwhC)
Posted by: The Gaza Ministry of Health or the New York Times at January 02, 2024 02:49 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2024 02:49 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: LASue at January 02, 2024 02:50 PM (pXTGA)
I heard that Claudine Gay is looking for a new job.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 02, 2024 02:50 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: DOYLE at January 02, 2024 02:50 PM (Z8Yh2)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 02, 2024 02:50 PM (tT6L1)
How about you?
Posted by: ace at January 02, 2024 02:49 PM (KRtlO)
Had friends and family over as we do every year. Drink copious amounts of beer, eat various meats and cheeses, then pop the cork off some champagne at midnight.
Good times were had.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 02, 2024 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Lead from the rear.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 02, 2024 02:50 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2024 02:50 PM (x0n13)
It's an okay description of it. It's always a little unclear whether you should say that you're "assassinating" generals or merely attacking enemy soldiers who just happen to live in the generals' quarters.
Posted by: ace at January 02, 2024 02:50 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at January 02, 2024 02:50 PM (nnp+f)
I didn't really celebrate, but i did get a headstart on my resolutions, and that's going okay so far.
How about you?
Posted by: ace at January 02, 2024 02:49 PM (KRtlO)
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Junior cried New Year's Day because he fell asleep at 10 pm. Apparently, lying down on the couch was a bad idea for staying up late.
Maybe next year, kid.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 02, 2024 02:51 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at January 02, 2024 02:51 PM (VYql4)
Posted by: DOYLE at January 02, 2024 02:51 PM (Z8Yh2)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 02, 2024 02:51 PM (NYzgN)
Bibi is taking care of all family business.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 02, 2024 02:51 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 02, 2024 02:51 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 02, 2024 02:50 PM (tT6L1)
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FIFY.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 02, 2024 02:51 PM (GBKbO)
Good times were had.
that's good. I'm a little sick so I was asleep by 12:15.
Posted by: ace at January 02, 2024 02:51 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Archer at January 02, 2024 02:52 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: mnw at January 02, 2024 02:52 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 02:52 PM (di6C2)
Head of Hamas Military is dead.
I'm kinda liking this whole 2024 thing so far.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 02, 2024 02:52 PM (lf83v)
Christening montage, I think. Wouldn't bet my life on it, though. I'm not of the Old Faith.
Posted by: mnw at January 02, 2024 02:52 PM (NLIak)
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It's called a baptism, you heretic!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 02, 2024 02:52 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 02, 2024 02:51 PM (R4t5M)
Not going to say what I first read that as.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 02:52 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 02, 2024 02:50 PM (lf83v)
He had just lubed his anus when the bomb moved in.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 02, 2024 02:53 PM (zYoUB)
Posted by: ace"
It makes it sound like this guy was something other than a terrorist.
Posted by: fd at January 02, 2024 02:53 PM (uH1zk)
yes you're right, my mistake.
The big moment is reading the kid's name!
But isn't he also baptised?
Posted by: ace at January 02, 2024 02:53 PM (KRtlO)
BiBi = Hitler
Biden = Gandi
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at January 02, 2024 02:53 PM (VYql4)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 02, 2024 02:53 PM (YRsIm)
Posted by: The Gaza Ministry of Health or the New York Times
Aka Hamas 'recruits'.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 02, 2024 02:53 PM (7lDkT)
Ricky Gervais, too.
Keep cracking the stone, boys.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 02, 2024 02:54 PM (NYzgN)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at January 02, 2024 02:54 PM (VYql4)
Posted by: Axeman at January 02, 2024 02:54 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: Maxwell Smart at January 02, 2024 02:54 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 02, 2024 02:54 PM (woPEM)
Posted by: Skip at January 02, 2024 02:54 PM (fwDg9)
Uf DA!!
"Harvard President Gay resigns after antisemitism, plagiarism scandals
Gay's tenure was the shortest in Harvard's history, the newspaper said, and followed increasing pressure for her resignation last month, after University of Pennsylvania President stepped down."
Posted by: runner at January 02, 2024 02:54 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do Not Kill at January 02, 2024 02:54 PM (gxokI)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
All downhill from here
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 02, 2024 02:54 PM (NYzgN)
Posted by: JT at January 02, 2024 02:55 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 02, 2024 02:50 PM (lf83v)
He had just lubed his anus when the bomb moved in.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 02, 2024 02:53 PM (zYoUB)
RIGHT IN THE OL' SPIDERHOLE!!!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 02, 2024 02:55 PM (wtvvX)
It's an okay description of it. It's always a little unclear whether you should say that you're "assassinating" generals or merely attacking enemy soldiers who just happen to live in the generals' quarters.
You usually read of Yamamoto's assassination.
Assassination is the willful killing, by a sudden, secret, or planned attack, of a person—especially if prominent or important. It may be prompted by grievances, notoriety, financial, military, political or other motives.
Less helpful:
as·sas·si·na·tion
/əˌsas(ə
nˈāSH(ən/
noun
noun: assassination; plural noun: assassinations
the action of assassinating someone.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 02, 2024 02:55 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: fd at January 02, 2024 02:53 PM (uH1zk)
Would you prefer: 'Israelis capped a bitch.'
Actually, I think I prefer that myself.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 02:55 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 02, 2024 02:55 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 02, 2024 02:55 PM (NYzgN)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 02, 2024 02:55 PM (SzI2j)
The guy was good at hiding, give him that.
Posted by: gp Upholds Scholarly Rigor at January 02, 2024 02:48 PM (MvF+J)
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And he just quit smoking!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 02, 2024 02:55 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: runner at January 02, 2024 02:55 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
All downhill from here
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Enough with the negative waves, Moriarty!
Posted by: Oddball at January 02, 2024 02:55 PM (lf83v)
and
Harvard's Gay Resigns Following New Allegations Of Plagiarism
... this year is starting out pretty well
Posted by: SMOD at January 02, 2024 02:56 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Oglebay at January 02, 2024 02:56 PM (ogTiX)
Posted by: mnw at January 02, 2024 02:56 PM (NLIak)
Hezbollah has to do something major - remember bin Laden's "strong horse" and "weak horse".
Besides, Hezbollah is apparently doing its rocket attacks from outside non-Shia villages, in the hopes that the Israelis would then hit the villages.
MEMRI:
In the recent weeks, amid the fighting between Hizbullah and Israel, Lebanese public figures and citizens, some of them residents of South Lebanon, have become increasingly furious at Hizbullah for attacking Israel not from Shi'ite localities but rather from Christian, Sunni, and Druze ones, and thus causing Israel to direct its retaliatory fire at these localities.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 02, 2024 02:56 PM (YAtuc)
Gas here down to $2.99/gal. But Smucker's Natural PB up 25% from last week.
Posted by: gp Upholds Scholarly Rigor at January 02, 2024 02:56 PM (MvF+J)
The guy was good at hiding, give him that.
Posted by: gp Upholds Scholarly Rigor at January 02, 2024 02:48 PM (MvF+J)
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And he just quit smoking!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 02, 2024 02:55 PM (YqDXo)
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And he was only two days away from retirement!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 02, 2024 02:56 PM (7fElN)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
All downhill from here
There's that sunny optimism we've all come to expect.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 02, 2024 02:56 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Axeman at January 02, 2024 02:56 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: SMOD at January 02, 2024 02:57 PM (RHGPo)
I'm pretty sure they have the kid next to the baptismal font.
Posted by: ace at January 02, 2024 02:57 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: runner at January 02, 2024 02:57 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
True, he wouldn't plagiarize anything now.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 02, 2024 02:57 PM (VXLIV)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 02, 2024 02:55 PM (YqDXo)
LOL.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 02, 2024 02:57 PM (wtvvX)
I'm pretty sure they have the kid next to the baptismal font.
Posted by: ace at January 02, 2024 02:57 PM (KRtlO)
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Yes, it's a baptism. Italian Catholics, and all.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 02, 2024 02:57 PM (GBKbO)
_________________
American lesb...er... feminists: crickets.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 02, 2024 02:57 PM (YqDXo)
Prayers up for him and his family. He won't be posting much this week - understandably.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 02, 2024 02:57 PM (jXISw)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 02, 2024 02:54 PM (woPEM)
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I suspect the toll of brutal house to house fighting has more to do with the pull back. The media is too stupid to understand just how brutal urban warfare is.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 02, 2024 02:58 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 02, 2024 02:58 PM (FVME7)
@Faytuks 15m
The mother of the killed deputy leader of Hamas, Saleh Al-Arouri’s, tells Al Jazeera that "my son always wanted martyrdom and he achieved it"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 02, 2024 02:58 PM (IG4Id)
I'm pretty sure they have the kid next to the baptismal font.
Posted by: ace at January 02, 2024 02:57 PM (KRtlO)
That's how he becomes a 'Godfather.'
By becoming a Godfather.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 02:58 PM (di6C2)
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Hezbollah is walking a fine line. Iran surely wants them to wade in and open another front in a serious way. Hezbollah, though, is very busy solidifying their gains and continuing their conquest of Lebanon and parts of Syria. If they go all-in on Israel, they will likely lose tremendous forward progress on the fronts where they're gaining (especially Lebanon).
Israel may be the Little Satan, but control of Lebanon is close they can taste it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 02, 2024 02:58 PM (WkNQM)
Posted by: SMOD at January 02, 2024 02:57 PM (RHGPo)
I wish. I got Helen Thomas...
Posted by: Zombie Saleh al-Arouri at January 02, 2024 02:58 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: ace at January 02, 2024 02:58 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 02, 2024 02:55 PM (YqDXo)
LOL.
________
Actually, he is still smoking, in a manner of speaking.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 02, 2024 02:58 PM (lf83v)
Head of Hamas Military is dead.
I'm kinda liking this whole 2024 thing so far.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 02, 2024 02:52 PM (lf83v)
Just hope we haven't peaked too early.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 02, 2024 02:58 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: SMOD at January 02, 2024 02:57 PM (RHGPo)
He forgot to specify that his virgins should be female...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 02, 2024 02:58 PM (wtvvX)
Israel is planning on continuing the war throughout 2024, so it's going to start rotating the reserve brigades out of military service to provide a breather and to support the economy.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 02, 2024 02:58 PM (YAtuc)
Posted by: mnw at January 02, 2024 02:59 PM (NLIak)
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Four score and seven years ago ....
Posted by: runner at January 02, 2024 02:59 PM (V13WU)
By becoming a Godfather.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 02:58 PM (di6C2)
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That makes too much sense.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 02, 2024 02:59 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2024 02:59 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: ace at January 02, 2024 02:58 PM (KRtlO)
You're thinking of confirmation when you choose your own name.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 02:59 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: runner at January 02, 2024 02:59 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 02, 2024 02:59 PM (YqDXo)
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LOL. That is so original. I am going to steal that meme.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 02, 2024 02:59 PM (lf83v)
Also, that’s 2 down 1 to go. That SNL skit claiming they were fine and MTG was bad for insisting Jews not be killed certainly isn’t aging well.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 02, 2024 02:59 PM (thwhC)
But it seems that Hamas' rape victims were disproportionately attractive women. That can't be a coincidence.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 02, 2024 02:59 PM (iFTx/)
The Times also viewed a video, provided by the Israeli military, showing two dead Israeli soldiers at a base near Gaza who appeared to have been shot directly in their vaginas.
++++
Yet the NYT is all-in on Hamas. Hmmmm.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 02, 2024 03:00 PM (WkNQM)
Prayers up for him and his family. He won't be posting much this week - understandably.
Damn. It's so tragic when someone young is killed. I worry every time my daughter returns to NYC.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 02, 2024 03:00 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 02, 2024 03:00 PM (Edu7X)
Posted by: SMOD at January 02, 2024 03:00 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Axeman at January 02, 2024 03:00 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2024 03:00 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: ace
No, after instruction - that's the Sacrament of Confirmation.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 02, 2024 03:00 PM (7lDkT)
With information that may lead to Hillary's! arrest.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 02, 2024 03:00 PM (LSgdX)
The mother of the killed deputy leader of Hamas, Saleh Al-Arouri’s, tells Al Jazeera that "my son always wanted martyrdom and he achieved it"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 02, 2024 02:58 PM (IG4Id)
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Right sure he did. Which is why he was in Lebanon rather than Gaza.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 02, 2024 03:00 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 02, 2024 03:01 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: SMOD at January 02, 2024 03:01 PM (RHGPo)
Where is Fen when we need him?
Posted by: mnw at January 02, 2024 02:59 PM (NLIak)
Uhhh...
Does Fen know about this?
Anyone want to ask HER...
Posted by: browndog digging the weather at the moment at January 02, 2024 03:01 PM (TTAGa)
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Uhh, it was 1888.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 02, 2024 03:01 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 02, 2024 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)
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Four score and seven years ago ....
Posted by: runner at January 02, 2024 02:59 PM (V13WU)
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"When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for a certain leftist university to fire my black ass ..."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 02, 2024 03:01 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Sycophants of Hamas Devils at January 02, 2024 03:01 PM (5DfsO)
Prayers up for him and his family. He won't be posting much this week - understandably.
Damn. It's so tragic when someone young is killed. I worry every time my daughter returns to NYC.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 02, 2024 03:00 PM (CsUN+)
Damn. I was making fun of his Ukraine boosterism.
*looks up*
I get you, God. Be less of a dick.
My condolences.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 03:02 PM (di6C2)
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Sacre bleu! Publication #12!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 02, 2024 03:02 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Sycophants of Hamas Devils at January 02, 2024 03:01 PM (5DfsO)
++++
I dunno. They might have given us a heads-up.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 02, 2024 03:02 PM (WkNQM)
Posted by: Montec at January 02, 2024 03:02 PM (BI8w/)
The mother of the killed deputy leader of Hamas, Saleh Al-Arouri’s, tells Al Jazeera that "my son always wanted martyrdom and he achieved it"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 02, 2024 02:58 PM (IG4Id)
But regular people don't suppress Hamas, do they?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 02, 2024 03:02 PM (jXISw)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 02, 2024 03:02 PM (SzI2j)
Nebbish is a Yiddish word I think I I understand but in honesty
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 02, 2024 03:02 PM (zYoUB)
Posted by: Happy at January 02, 2024 03:02 PM (F+55o)
Posted by: Ian S. at January 02, 2024 03:03 PM (thwhC)
The mother of the killed deputy leader of Hamas, Saleh Al-Arouri’s, tells Al Jazeera that "my son always wanted martyrdom and he achieved it"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 02, 2024 02:58 PM (IG4Id)
But regular people don't suppress Hamas, do they?
*support.
Gah!
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 02, 2024 03:03 PM (jXISw)
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Four score and seven years ago ....
It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known.
Posted by: Oglebay at January 02, 2024 03:03 PM (ogTiX)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
All downhill from here
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 02, 2024 02:54 PM (NYzgN)
It's why you don't see me out on the street handing out candy. 2024 is going to be a pinata from the deepest depths of hell.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 02, 2024 03:03 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2024 03:03 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 02, 2024 03:03 PM (CsUN+)
Actually, what he achieved was room temperature.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 02, 2024 03:03 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 02, 2024 03:04 PM (lf83v)
The mother of the killed deputy leader of Hamas, Saleh Al-Arouri’s, tells Al Jazeera that "my son always wanted martyrdom and he achieved it"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 02, 2024 02:58 PM (IG4Id)
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Glad to be of service. - IDF
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 02, 2024 03:04 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: ace at January 02, 2024 03:04 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 02, 2024 03:03 PM (BdMk6)
These days you'd get a definite side eye.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 03:04 PM (di6C2)
The mother of the killed deputy leader of Hamas, Saleh Al-Arouri’s, tells Al Jazeera that "my son always wanted martyrdom and he achieved it"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 02, 2024 02:58 PM (IG4Id)
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And we can help lots more of you lot to achieve martyrdom, too. - IDF
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 02, 2024 03:04 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2024 03:04 PM (u82oZ)
As I recall, Mossad set up kill teams and they weren't gentle about securing information from third parties in order to hunt down the Black September members. Once they had a location, then they got creative with explosives, bullets and in one case (likely) poison.
WHen your mission title is "Wrath of God"....you pretty much have your goals in mind.
Posted by: Orson at January 02, 2024 03:04 PM (dIske)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
So it's a win win.situation?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 02, 2024 03:04 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: illiniwek at January 02, 2024 03:04 PM (Cus5s)
Actually, what he achieved was room temperature.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 02, 2024 03:03 PM (wtvvX)
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Well, at first he was like 5,000 degrees . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 02, 2024 03:04 PM (iFTx/)
'Don't be a d**k' covers eight of the ten commandments I think.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 02, 2024 03:05 PM (7lDkT)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 02, 2024 02:58 PM (IG4Id)
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My hope is many more Hamas relatives will have the opportunity to celebrate the great success of their offspring, like she is, in achieving their ambitious goals.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 02, 2024 03:05 PM (Xj+CV)
The mother of the killed deputy leader of Hamas, Saleh Al-Arouri’s, tells Al Jazeera that "my son always wanted martyrdom and he achieved it"
some men achieve martyrdom, some men have martyrdom thrust upon them by Jewish missiles
Posted by: ace at January 02, 2024 03:05 PM (KRtlO)
Sounds right but at the same time, they have to at least make a pretense of taking on The Evil Joooos in order to keep cred with the rest of the Muslim world. So they're popping off a few rockets and drones each day. Enough to not look like slackers but not enough to draw the real attention of the IDF unless an opportunity too good to pass up arises, like this one.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 02, 2024 03:05 PM (sNc8Y)
==
whore
Posted by: runner at January 02, 2024 03:05 PM (V13WU)
The mother of the killed deputy leader of Hamas, Saleh Al-Arouri’s, tells Al Jazeera that "my son always wanted martyrdom and he achieved it"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 02, 2024 02:58 PM (IG4Id)
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Right sure he did. Which is why he was in Lebanon rather than Gaza.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 02, 2024 03:00 PM (tT6L1)
>>>
Saleh, goat-screwer . . . . . meet Allah
Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Sycophants of Hamas Devils at January 02, 2024 03:05 PM (5DfsO)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
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*stifles laugh*
You really think so?
Posted by: 2024 at January 02, 2024 03:05 PM (OaZlZ)
Are you saying Vic got there first?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2024 03:04 PM (u82oZ)
At this point, wouldn't everyone be the descendants of vic?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 03:05 PM (di6C2)
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Israel. Making Islamic dreams come true since 1948.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 02, 2024 03:05 PM (lf83v)
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That'll be paid to Israel, then, right?
Posted by: Methos at January 02, 2024 03:05 PM (Dnobf)
Posted by: ace at January 02, 2024 03:05 PM (KRtlO)
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In the olden days, that would have been the title of the post!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 02, 2024 03:06 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 02, 2024 03:06 PM (z9oJe)
I'm sure there will be a slew of articles in Chronicles of Higher Education blaming Gay's resignation on subhuman far-right yahoos.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2024 03:06 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 02, 2024 03:03 PM (BdMk6)
______________
"Fentanyl here! Get your fentanyl here! Right off the boat from China!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 02, 2024 03:06 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Methos at January 02, 2024 03:05 PM (Dnobf)
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Are bounties ever actually paid?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 02, 2024 03:06 PM (WkNQM)
I'm sure there will be a slew of articles in Chronicles of Higher Education blaming Gay's resignation on subhuman far-right yahoos.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2024 03:06 PM (MoZTd)
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There will be some that blame the Jews.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 02, 2024 03:06 PM (GBKbO)
The mother of the killed deputy leader of Hamas, Saleh Al-Arouri’s, tells Al Jazeera that "my son always wanted martyrdom and he achieved it"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 02, 2024 02:58 PM (IG4Id)
And he is achieving it all over the place.
Some here. Some over there. And hey look, he's really achieving it over on the next block!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 02, 2024 03:06 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 02, 2024 03:06 PM (lf83v)
@yashar
BREAKING
Islamic Republic state media is confirming that senior Hamas leader Saleh al-Arouri was killed in an explosion in Beirut tonight.
This is a significant development. Israeli intelligence has been trying to kill al-Arouri for years and the United States has had a 5 million dollar bounty on him.
Al-Arouri is a deputy political leader for Hamas and one of the founders of al-Qassam Brigades, the so-called military wing of Hamas.
The United States has listed al-Arouri as a designated global terrorist since 2015.
In 2014, al-Arouri was the Hamas leader who announced that three Israeli teenagers (including a dual US national) were kidnapped and killed in the West Bank. He referred to the murders as "heroic."
Posted by: Claudine Gay at January 02, 2024 03:06 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 02, 2024 03:07 PM (NYzgN)
'Don't be a d**k' covers eight of the ten commandments I think.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 02, 2024 03:05 PM (7lDkT)
*starts working through them*
Except for maybe the observance of the sabbath, I think it covers all of them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 03:07 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Orson at January 02, 2024 03:04 PM (dIske)
"When the wicked perish, there are shouts of joy."
Proverbs 11:10
Posted by: Ordinary American at January 02, 2024 03:07 PM (qLNHg)
I will not read in detail because I don't need specifics to get righteously incensed (and I'd like to avoid "murderous rage".)
It is important to remember THIS IS THE MODUS OPERANDI OF MUSLIMS.
When they conquer a city/country they have and will continue to do far worse things. Islam is evil incarnate and Mohammed is its demonic prophet.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 02, 2024 03:07 PM (N1tpc)
We need to immunized all of Gaza residents with COVID-19 Wuhan vaccine, because we care about their health.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2024 03:07 PM (u82oZ)
Blinken may be afraid that things are soon going to get exciting in Israel.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 02, 2024 03:07 PM (YAtuc)
Posted by: Auspex at January 02, 2024 03:07 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 02, 2024 02:58 PM (wtvvX)
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Yeah, well. The koran gives some leeway--the virgins are noted in some places as "boys who never bleed".
Posted by: TexasDan at January 02, 2024 03:07 PM (z/ifB)
Posted by: Producer Guy at January 02, 2024 03:07 PM (KRtlO)
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That'll be paid to Israel, then, right?
Posted by: Methos
You just know that the State Department will try to Presbyterian them down.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 02, 2024 03:08 PM (7lDkT)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 02, 2024 03:08 PM (J8LnB)
Posted by: ace at January 02, 2024 03:05 PM (KRtlO)
*golfclap*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 03:08 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 02, 2024 03:08 PM (zYoUB)
Posted by: Montec at January 02, 2024 03:08 PM (BI8w/)
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LOL. That is so original. I am going to steal that meme.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 02, 2024 02:59 PM (lf83v)
No snark, but that is one of the greatest addresses ever made imho.
Posted by: Titanium White at January 02, 2024 03:08 PM (lCVt6)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 02, 2024 03:07 PM (YAtuc)
++++
He's probably a tad more worried about being told to fuck off. Better (diplomatically) to avoid that outcome, especially from an ally.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 02, 2024 03:08 PM (WkNQM)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2024 03:06 PM (MoZTd)
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It was a digital lynching!
But now she can work on her paltry publication list. That, or take up her natural role in life: wearing a hair net and slopping overcooked spinach onto kids' trays in a school cafeteria.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 02, 2024 03:08 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 02, 2024 03:07 PM (NYzgN)
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That's true because the AG can't just make up offices.
Posted by: Axeman at January 02, 2024 03:08 PM (OaZlZ)
"Netanyahu spokesman on Arouri killing: ‘Whoever did this, it’s not an attack on Lebanon or Hezbollah’"
*whoever did this...which is totally not us , but if it was us, this is what we would have said...
Posted by: runner at January 02, 2024 03:08 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: ace at January 02, 2024 03:05 PM (KRtlO)
I saw Jewish Missiles open for Love and Rockets at the Mudd Club in '89.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2024 03:08 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: The Ivy League! at January 02, 2024 03:09 PM (YAtuc)
Posted by: ace at January 02, 2024 03:09 PM (KRtlO)
**
Good. They're wising up. Tell them nothing.
Posted by: Ordinary American at January 02, 2024 03:09 PM (qLNHg)
Different for most Protestant denominations, including C of E.
Posted by: mnw at January 02, 2024 03:09 PM (NLIak)
My schvantz is a Jewish missile. Lost part of the warhead at 8 days old. . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2024 03:09 PM (x0n13)
Star Trek used them too in that Roman Empire episode.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 02, 2024 03:09 PM (Edu7X)
Posted by: Claudine Gay at January 02, 2024 03:09 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
The IDF Wish Foundation would make a funny skit.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 02, 2024 03:10 PM (IG4Id)
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Baaah.
Posted by: Baba The Sexy Goat at January 02, 2024 03:10 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 02, 2024 03:10 PM (TzW+Y)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 02, 2024 03:10 PM (wtvvX)
But then they say “and so far 21,000 Palestinian civilians have been killed”. Apparently they independently confirmed every single deal Pali.
Posted by: Montec at January 02, 2024 03:10 PM (BI8w/)
So how much do you have to scrape together to collect? Or put another way, what will two fingers, an eye, and a lung stuffed in a bag get me?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 02, 2024 03:10 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2024 03:08 PM (x0n13)
*tries to come up with a witty nose cone/circumcision joke*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 03:10 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: TexasDan at January 02, 2024 03:10 PM (z/ifB)
Claudine Gay is the Milton Berle of Amy Schemers.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2024 03:10 PM (x0n13)
Head of Hamas Military is dead.
I'm kinda liking this whole 2024 thing so far.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 02, 2024 02:52 PM (lf83v)
.......
Now all I need is for my governor to get hit by an electric bus.
Posted by: wth at January 02, 2024 03:10 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
The IDF Wish Foundation would make a funny skit.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 02, 2024 03:10 PM (IG4Id)
Make-a-Death-Wish
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 02, 2024 03:11 PM (wtvvX)
My schvantz is a Jewish missile. Lost part of the warhead at 8 days old. . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2024 03:09 PM (x0n13)
Dammit! JJ beat me to it. Touché.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 03:11 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Skip at January 02, 2024 03:11 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 02, 2024 03:10 PM (TzW+Y)
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Also, missing a colon.
Posted by: Axeman at January 02, 2024 03:11 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 03:10 PM (di6C2)
Scroll down a few comments to 191 ;-)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2024 03:11 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 02, 2024 03:11 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 03:10 PM (di6C2)
Just call me Shecky . . . with a clipped schmecky.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2024 03:12 PM (x0n13)
Edited to conform to AoSHQ Style Guide.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 02, 2024 03:12 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 02, 2024 03:12 PM (TzW+Y)
Actually, what he achieved was room temperature.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 02, 2024 03:03 PM (wtvvX)
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Well, at first he was like 5,000 degrees . . . .
He was a bit of a hot headed guy, but he cooled off in the end.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 02, 2024 03:12 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2024 03:06 PM (MoZTd)
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"It's an old story: right-wing yahoos picking on a Gay."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 02, 2024 03:12 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 02, 2024 03:11 PM (MeG8a)
Sounds like one of those Colonial Penn Life commercials aimed (pun!) at seniors.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2024 03:12 PM (x0n13)
Upon review of the works, we are convinced that "Things Claudine Gay Said, Volume 1" is solely and wholly lifted from "Things Thomas Jefferson Said, Volume 1".
We are shocked, shocked!
-- Harvard's Plagiarism Honor Board
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 02, 2024 03:12 PM (xG4kz)
"I'd like to get Father O'Brien on the parish rec league basketball team. I've never seen anybody who can dribble as well as him..."
Posted by: Muldoon at January 02, 2024 03:12 PM (991eG)
Posted by: Claudine Gay at January 02, 2024 03:13 PM (KRtlO)
The real counter is to have unexpected torpedoes sink the two Iranian ships in the Red Sea.
Give them something to really worry about.
Hezbollah does want to keep power in Lebanon. Be a shame if that went away.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2024 03:13 PM (u82oZ)
Don't be a d**k' covers eight of the ten commandments I think.
Posted by: Tonypete
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"Don't be a jerk" works well with those little dilemmas that crop up every day.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2024 03:13 PM (MoZTd)
http://tinyurl.com/5b8bxz6e
the discussion starts around 42:00
Posted by: kallisto at January 02, 2024 03:13 PM (UjVcV)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 02, 2024 03:13 PM (Dnobf)
Posted by: mnw at January 02, 2024 03:09 PM (NLIak)
That's because in Catholicism, you do not typically have adult baptism- except by conversion.
So when someone converts as an adult, they get Baptism, First Communion and Confirmation (Grand Slam) all at once.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 03:13 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 02, 2024 03:13 PM (J8LnB)
Some here. Some over there. And hey look, he's really achieving it over on the next block!
His Mom was worried that he was spreading himself too thin. I guess she was right.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 02, 2024 03:13 PM (CsUN+)
Head of Hamas Military is dead.
I'm kinda liking this whole 2024 thing so far.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 02, 2024 02:52 PM (lf83v)
.......
Now all I need is for my governor to get hit by an electric bus.
Posted by: wth at January 02, 2024 03:10 PM (v0R5T)
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I'm hoping Newsom's greasy hair catches fire. After all, it IS a fire hazard.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 02, 2024 03:14 PM (YqDXo)
Head of Hamas Military is dead.
I'm kinda liking this whole 2024 thing so far.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 02, 2024 02:52 PM (lf83v)
Remember how 2020 began? IRGC terror commander whacked and Trump sitting on the greatest economy since the roaring 20s.
And then . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2024 03:14 PM (x0n13)
Leave us and our business alone. F**k with us - total ruthless and targeted annihilation.
Posted by: RM at January 02, 2024 03:14 PM (urbih)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 03:10 PM (di6C2)
It will involve the word "warhead".
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 02, 2024 03:14 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 02, 2024 03:14 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2024 03:14 PM (u82oZ)
I hope he enjoys his 72 raisins in hell.
Posted by: Frank Barone at January 02, 2024 03:14 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
We know that as a 'Triple Threat'.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 02, 2024 03:15 PM (7lDkT)
Posted by: Montec at January 02, 2024 03:10 PM (BI8w/)
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BREAKING: Israel just obliterated another hospital! ...checking...
Posted by: Demedia at January 02, 2024 03:15 PM (OaZlZ)
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So like Christmas came early for their whole family.
the IDF should go paint an X in a parking lot and let anyone wanting to achieve martyrdom know what time they should go stand there.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 02, 2024 03:15 PM (z/ifB)
Some here. Some over there. And hey look, he's really achieving it over on the next block!
His Mom was worried that he was spreading himself too thin. I guess she was right.
But he was really enjoying his work. You could say he had a blast.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 02, 2024 03:15 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Claudine Gay at January 02, 2024 03:13 PM (KRtlO)
I believe it was Paul Simon who once quipped, "Amateurs copy, but professionals steal."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2024 03:15 PM (x0n13)
Give them something to really worry about.
Hezbollah does want to keep power in Lebanon. Be a shame if that went away.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2024 03:13 PM
Be a real shame if something happened to those ships. A real shame...
Posted by: Operation Praying Mantis II: Iranian Boogaloo at January 02, 2024 03:15 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
All downhill from here
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With the Japanese erfquakes you can look forward to Godzilla making an appearance. Maybe, Mothman as well!
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 02, 2024 03:15 PM (pZ64F)
SPOILER ALERT!!!
The Godzilla-killer turns out to be one of the coolest fighter planes of WWII (although built in very small numbers), the Kyushu J7W Shinden.
http://tinyurl.com/45yace8j
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 02, 2024 03:15 PM (FVME7)
TL
R
Don't start nothin', won't be nothin'.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 02, 2024 03:15 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 02, 2024 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 02, 2024 03:16 PM (RIvkX)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 02, 2024 03:10 PM (W/lyH)
________________
They cleaned him up with a sponge.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 02, 2024 03:16 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 03:10 PM (di6C2)
It
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 02, 2024 03:14 PM (wtvvX)
FIFM
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 02, 2024 03:16 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 03:13 PM (di6C2)
you left out circumcision.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 02, 2024 03:16 PM (z/ifB)
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My Sweet Lord! Did he actually say that?
Posted by: George Harrison at January 02, 2024 03:16 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 02, 2024 03:15 PM (7lDkT)
Father diagramed it on a blackboard as a baseball diamond with 'Salvation' being home base.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 03:17 PM (di6C2)
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Always steal from the best. Old Jazzer's Motto.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 02, 2024 03:17 PM (pZ64F)
Today somehow I landed on a YT vid from a guy David Wood who details everything and somehow I was able to listen.
David Wood is on a jihad against islam and mohammed. He's a fierce anti-islam Christian apologist.
Posted by: kallisto at January 02, 2024 03:17 PM (UjVcV)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
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So far, 2024 rocks!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 02, 2024 03:17 PM (YqDXo)
.. notice how the other five Iraqi nationals and four other Iranian nationals were killed alongside Soleimani are almost never mentioned.
Saleh al-Arouri gets mentioned but not the other 5 in the room.
Posted by: SMOD at January 02, 2024 03:17 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 02, 2024 03:17 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Axeman at January 02, 2024 03:17 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: IDF Grubhub Meal Deilivery Missile Service at January 02, 2024 03:17 PM (KRtlO)
If Biden loses do you *really* think they'll cede power to Hitler?
Or do you think Biden or a group of Generals roll tanks in DC and simply say no?
They'll start with support of 50% of the country.
Posted by: 2024 at January 02, 2024 03:18 PM (vcOd1)
http://tinyurl.com/45yace8j
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 02, 2024 03:15 PM (FVME7)
Totally agree. Looked wicked. Take out the radial and stick a Jumo 004 in the rear and watch out.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2024 03:18 PM (x0n13)
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An Arab Patch Adams, killed while visiting cancer patients at the 25,000 bed children's hospital.
- Wikipedia page and WaPo obituary.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 02, 2024 03:18 PM (TzW+Y)
I couldn't walk for a year!
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Damn Salty. I am so stealing that. LOL
Posted by: Tonypete at January 02, 2024 03:18 PM (7lDkT)
I guess the Mullahs didn't get that memo about legalization & harm avoidance.
Iran has a serious drug addiction problem, btw. A great deal of the world's opium and heroin moves through Iran.
Posted by: mnw at January 02, 2024 03:18 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: TexasDan at January 02, 2024 03:16 PM (z/ifB)
Not required.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 03:18 PM (di6C2)
Head of Hamas Military is dead.
I'm kinda liking this whole 2024 thing so far.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 02, 2024 02:52 PM (lf83v)
>>
Life's good . . . . . the Hordians. . . making me laugh out loud again, blowing Dr Pepper all over my desk pad
Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Sycophants of Hamas Devils at January 02, 2024 03:18 PM (5DfsO)
GenZ activist: OMG McDs supports Israeli genocide!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 02, 2024 03:18 PM (NYzgN)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 02, 2024 03:16 PM
If ever there was an opportunity to use "Cock Lorge" as one of the bands, that was it.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 02, 2024 03:18 PM (Wnv9h)
The sole surviving J7W1 was reassembled, but has never been flown in the United States; the USN transferred it to the Smithsonian Institution in 1960.[13] Its forward fuselage is currently on display at the Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Center annex (at Dulles Airport) of the National Air and Space Museum in Washington DC
Posted by: Archimedes at January 02, 2024 03:18 PM (CsUN+)
...Claudine Gay
...the head wog of Hamas
... who next? (gives side eye to F. Joe)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 02, 2024 03:18 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: 2024 at January 02, 2024 03:18 PM (vcOd1)
And probably 90% of the Pentagon.
Posted by: Ordinary American at January 02, 2024 03:19 PM (qLNHg)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2024 03:09 PM (x0n13)
It was just the launch shield.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 02, 2024 03:19 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: TexasDan at January 02, 2024 03:16 PM (z/ifB)
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Paul settled that ~ 2 millennia ago.
Posted by: Axeman at January 02, 2024 03:19 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at January 02, 2024 03:19 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2024 03:18 PM (x0n13)
I'm uncomfortable knowing you know what's tattooed on my trouser trout.
Posted by: The Paolo at January 02, 2024 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)
If Biden loses do you *really* think they'll cede power to Hitler? Or do you think Biden or a group of Generals roll tanks in DC and simply say no? They'll start with support of 50% of the country.
Posted by: 2024 at January 02, 2024 03:18 PM (vcOd1)
See the link and pull quote I had this morning. For your convenience:
https://www.americanthinker.com
/blog/2024/01/will_our_military_fight_for_joe_biden.html
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2024 03:19 PM (x0n13)
http://tinyurl.com/45yace8j
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
huh. It was my guess that that was just a prototype or maybe just a planned plane.
Posted by: ace at January 02, 2024 03:19 PM (KRtlO)
I'm sure there will be a slew of articles in Chronicles of Higher Education blaming Gay's resignation on subhuman far-right yahoos.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Doctors of Colours, Shapes and Numbers are a wicked awesome bunch when they get their high moral dudgeon on!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 02, 2024 03:19 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: TexasDan at January 02, 2024 03:16 PM (z/ifB)
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Paul settled that ~ 2 millennia ago.
Posted by: Axeman at January 02, 2024 03:19 PM (OaZlZ)
=========
Rabbi Tuckman will be along soon for those who want it anyway.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 02, 2024 03:19 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: DOYLE at January 02, 2024 03:20 PM (Z8Yh2)
____________
On this, at least, Iran shows the way.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 02, 2024 03:20 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Sycophants
I accidently viewed a clip of that once.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 02, 2024 03:20 PM (7lDkT)
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Ozzie sends his love.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 02, 2024 03:20 PM (pZ64F)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 02, 2024 02:52 PM
Hey! Ah'm still heah!
James "My name is Earl" Cahtah, now third worst Preznit ever
Posted by: Auspex at January 02, 2024 03:20 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Skip at January 02, 2024 03:20 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 02, 2024 03:19 PM (BdMk6)
"Ah-oo-gah! (in Yiddish)"
- - General Buck "Mohel" Turgidson
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2024 03:20 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: TexasDan at January 02, 2024 03:16 PM (z/ifB)
Not required.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 03:18 PM (di6C2)
I know, but I wanted everyone to wince.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 02, 2024 03:20 PM (z/ifB)
If Biden loses do you *really* think they'll cede power to Hitler? Or do you think Biden or a group of Generals roll tanks in DC and simply say no? They'll start with support of 50% of the country.
Posted by: 2024 at January 02, 2024 03:18 PM (vcOd1)
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In order to save democracy, our oligarchy must prevent the people from choosing who to lead the executive branch of the federal government.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 02, 2024 03:20 PM (GBKbO)
...the head wog of Hamas
... who next? (gives side eye to F. Joe)
__________
Wait until the Epstein list is published.
There will be wailing and gnashing of teeth.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 02, 2024 03:20 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: ace at January 02, 2024 03:21 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Rbastid at January 02, 2024 03:21 PM (ZO2VL)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 02, 2024 03:21 PM (zYoUB)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 02, 2024 03:19 PM (GBKbO)
'I'll take two!'
-Merry Man
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 03:21 PM (di6C2)
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Always steal from the best. Old Jazzer's Motto.
In Simon's case, he stole from Bach. His American Tune is very similar to Bach's “O Sacred Head Now Wounded".
Posted by: Archimedes at January 02, 2024 03:21 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
"Rabbi Tuckman's Clip Joint and Waxing Salon"
Posted by: Tonypete at January 02, 2024 03:21 PM (7lDkT)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at January 02, 2024 03:21 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: runner at January 02, 2024 03:22 PM (V13WU)
...the head wog of Hamas
... who next? (gives side eye to F. Joe)
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I wouldn't be surprised by Karine getting the hook going into Shitpants re-election campaign.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 02, 2024 03:22 PM (pZ64F)
Posted by: ace at January 02, 2024 03:09 PM (KRtlO)
Well, Im gonna pass on that anyway.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 02, 2024 03:22 PM (pohLc)
There will be wailing and gnashing of teeth.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 02, 2024 03:20 PM (lf83v)
I'll be surprised if it's ever published.
Posted by: Ordinary American at January 02, 2024 03:22 PM (qLNHg)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 02, 2024 03:22 PM (NYzgN)
I couldn't walk for a year!
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Damn Salty. I am so stealing that. LOL
Posted by: Tonypete at January 02, 2024 03:18 PM (7lDkT)
"Racist!"
- - Claudine Gay
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2024 03:22 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 02:52 PM (di6C2)
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Out: surfeit of lampreys.
In: surfeit of Hellfires.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 02, 2024 03:22 PM (ScR16)
You can suck my d*ck.
Love, Claudine Gay
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 02, 2024 03:16 PM (RIvkX)
........
P.S. Do you need a new chef?
Posted by: wth at January 02, 2024 03:22 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 02, 2024 03:19 PM (GBKbO)
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He only takes tips.
Posted by: Axeman at January 02, 2024 03:22 PM (OaZlZ)
Some pictures of the body have been posted on X, apparently taken by some first responders. Gruesome, won't repost here. Most graphic was one of his arms laying in the middle of the room by itself.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 02, 2024 03:22 PM (i9ffA)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 02, 2024 03:19 PM
"The ladies love it..."
- Rabbi Tuckman
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 02, 2024 03:22 PM (Wnv9h)
For people like Bill and Hillary Clinton -- we already know they visited the island. The list will not do anything but reconfirm what we already knew.
Posted by: ace at January 02, 2024 03:22 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Ripley at January 02, 2024 03:22 PM (JojsZ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 02, 2024 03:22 PM (NYzgN)
=======
Circumcision with a lightsaber does seem extreme, but faith demands it!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 02, 2024 03:22 PM (GBKbO)
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Always steal from the best. Old Jazzer's Motto.
In Simon's case, he stole from Bach. His American Tune is very similar to Bach's “O Sacred Head Now Wounded".
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Well, Bach does represent a lot of the best.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 02, 2024 03:23 PM (pZ64F)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at January 02, 2024 03:21 PM (xcxpd)
Gone, but not forgotten.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 02, 2024 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 03:23 PM (di6C2)
For people like Bill and Hillary Clinton -- we already know they visited the island. The list will not do anything but reconfirm what we already knew.
Posted by: ace at January 02, 2024 03:22 PM (KRtlO)
========
But...discovery was gonna be lit...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 02, 2024 03:23 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 02, 2024 03:21 PM (zYoUB)
___________________
Movin' on up!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 02, 2024 03:23 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at January 02, 2024 03:23 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 02, 2024 03:24 PM (NYzgN)
Posted by: runner at January 02, 2024 03:24 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 02, 2024 03:24 PM (zYoUB)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 02, 2024 03:24 PM (R4t5M)
__________
Yes. It was called "Circumcision: Tips for the Children of Abraham."
Tips? Get it?
I kill myself.
Posted by: Judas Iscariot at January 02, 2024 03:24 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 02, 2024 03:21 PM (CsUN+)
He was among the first to get ripped by the prehistoric wokesters back in '86 for "Graceland." Totally appropriated South African musical styles.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2024 03:24 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 03:23 PM (di6C2)
_______________
Before or after their circumcision?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 02, 2024 03:24 PM (YqDXo)
---
If we didn't have a country run by traitors at best, or rotted through with hatred for us, the correct plan is to sink ships in the Strait of Hormuz.
Block the shipping of their oil to China
And the US.
Because 100% Biden is allowing illegal shipments laundered through other ports to prop up US gas prices.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 02, 2024 03:24 PM (TzW+Y)
I think so. They really left no trace, except for a monologue by Patrick Bateman.
Even when people talk about nostalgic favorites from the 80s, I don't hear them mentioned.
Posted by: ace at January 02, 2024 03:24 PM (KRtlO)
Ever hear that thing that psychopaths show you their entire eyeball? That you can see white on all sides of their pupils, because they open their eyes wide like maniacs?
===
That appearance is a side effect of psychoactive medication.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 02, 2024 03:24 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: ace
I believe only two were ever built.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 02, 2024 03:25 PM (FVME7)
********
"But I've never seen him dunk! You have to get a Baptist preacher for that!"
Posted by: Muldoon at January 02, 2024 03:25 PM (991eG)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 02, 2024 03:21 PM (zYoUB)
___________________
Movin' on up!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 02, 2024 03:23 PM (YqDXo)
Fish don't fry in the kitchen, beans don't burn on the grill . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2024 03:25 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 02, 2024 03:25 PM (LSgdX)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 02, 2024 03:25 PM (NYzgN)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 02, 2024 03:25 PM (n2vyf)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MRx4LpYbQ4
Posted by: ace at January 02, 2024 03:25 PM (KRtlO)
____________
On this, at least, Iran shows the way.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 02, 2024 03:20 PM (YqDXo)
......
That and the proper use of towels as fashionable headwear.
Posted by: wth at January 02, 2024 03:25 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 02, 2024 03:21 PM (zYoUB)
___________________
Movin' on up!
To the East Side
And the West Side
And the North and South Sides
Pretty much all over is what I'm saying.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 02, 2024 03:25 PM (CsUN+)
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Graceland was his best album. Too bad he's a midget.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 02, 2024 03:26 PM (pZ64F)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 02, 2024 03:24 PM (RIvkX)
And Botox!
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at January 02, 2024 03:26 PM (PiwSw)
Tips? Get it?
I kill myself.
Posted by: Judas Iscariot at January 02, 2024 03:24 PM
I love this place.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 02, 2024 03:26 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
You would know.....
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 02, 2024 03:26 PM (NYzgN)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 03:23 PM (di6C2)
"Look fat, Martin Luther nailed 95 feces to the wall. Like I nailed my daughter in the shower."
- - Joey
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2024 03:26 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 02, 2024 03:23 PM (pZ64F)
THE
http://tinyurl.com/2u7s6waj
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 03:26 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 02, 2024 03:27 PM (LSgdX)
This Juice hating terrorist gets blown up just as that President of Harvard job just came open.
He would have aced the interview.
Posted by: MATT GRAVER at January 02, 2024 03:27 PM (0JbO3)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 02, 2024 03:21 PM (zYoUB)
________________
"Achmed, I've got good news and bad news. The good news is that you're the new head of Hamas."
"What's the bad news?"
"That you're the new head of Hamas."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 02, 2024 03:27 PM (YqDXo)
It was that album that propelled Ladysmith Black Mambazo to world fame. The wokesters need to stop being d***s.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 02, 2024 03:27 PM (CsUN+)
I got serious ME209 vibes from the Jap plane.
Posted by: DOYLE at January 02, 2024 03:28 PM (Z8Yh2)
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 02, 2024 03:28 PM (3CCua)
Posted by: Corporal Radar O'Riley at January 02, 2024 03:28 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 02, 2024 03:23 PM (pZ64F)
THE
http://tinyurl.com/2u7s6waj
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 03:26 PM (di6C2)
I hear they love Bach in the USSR.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 02, 2024 03:29 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 02, 2024 03:27 PM
Thanks - I was just trying to remember the term for that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 02, 2024 03:29 PM (Wnv9h)
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Well, Bach does represent a lot of the best.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 02, 2024 03:23 PM (pZ64F)
And I could cut Simon some slack on that one, because one of Bach's most well known cantatas, "Wachet Auf" took the lyrics and main melody line from a 1599 piece by Philip Nicolai. (He stole from the best, too)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 02, 2024 03:29 PM (i9ffA)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 02, 2024 03:27 PM (CsUN+)
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It's implied in the Bible.
Posted by: Axeman at January 02, 2024 03:29 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at January 02, 2024 03:29 PM (CsUN+)
For people like Bill and Hillary Clinton -- we already know they visited the island. The list will not do anything but reconfirm what we already knew.
Posted by: ace at January 02, 2024 03:22 PM (KRtlO)
I want to know which republicans took that trip. We can pretty much guess who the dems are.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 02, 2024 03:30 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 02, 2024 03:29 PM (wtvvX)
http://tinyurl.com/3b6meyhb
Bach is mentioned.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 03:30 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 02, 2024 03:30 PM (NYzgN)
Posted by: wth at January 02, 2024 03:30 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 02, 2024 03:30 PM (BdMk6)
I bet Madison Cawthorn knows who one is.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 02, 2024 03:31 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Skip at January 02, 2024 03:31 PM (fwDg9)
No, but they all get pensions. Well, they will if one of them ever makes it that far.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 02, 2024 03:31 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 02, 2024 03:29 PM (wtvvX)
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They're making a movie.
Arnold said, "I'll be Bach".
Posted by: Axeman at January 02, 2024 03:31 PM (OaZlZ)
Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
Posted by: Patrick Bateman at January 02, 2024 03:31 PM (Edu7X)
Posted by: wth at January 02, 2024 03:30 PM (v0R5T)
AFLAC!!!!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 02, 2024 03:31 PM (wtvvX)
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Are they still releasing photos of all the gays who keep committing suicide by jumping off buildings?
With the crowds of friends and family on the roof desperately trying to reach out and save them?
Queers for Palestinian sees their suicide as a protest against American imperialism.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 02, 2024 03:31 PM (TzW+Y)
Posted by: Beartooth at January 02, 2024 03:31 PM (kxx6d)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2024 03:07 PM (u82oZ)
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Conveniently delivered at high velocity in steel-jacketed pill form. Open wide!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 02, 2024 03:31 PM (7fElN)
Also, Baby got Bach.
________
Get Bach. Get Bach. Get Bach to where you once belonged.
Posted by: Jojo Was A Girl from Tucson Arizona at January 02, 2024 03:31 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: wth at January 02,
What would his grieving goat get?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 02, 2024 03:32 PM (zYoUB)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 02, 2024 03:32 PM (fKIdX)
Posted by: Indiana Lurker at January 02, 2024 03:32 PM (3ZVqj)
It'll be Jan 20th, 2021 all over again!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 02, 2024 03:33 PM (dZVON)
AFLAC!!!!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 02, 2024 03:31 PM (wtvvX)
"Did that goat just say 'gap?'"
"No. It said 'get your dick out of my ass.'"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 02, 2024 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 02, 2024 03:33 PM (J8LnB)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 02, 2024 03:32 PM (fKIdX)
I hear the Senate has a Cloaca Room now...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 02, 2024 03:33 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 02, 2024 03:32 PM (fKIdX)
Prison wallet.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 03:33 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 02, 2024 03:32 PM (fKIdX)
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Meatsocket.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 02, 2024 03:33 PM (ScR16)
Posted by: nckate at January 02, 2024 03:34 PM (EPm6B)
True, but when the cameras showed up, they moved to vacate.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 02, 2024 03:34 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 02, 2024 03:34 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 03:34 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: wth at January 02, 2024 03:34 PM (v0R5T)
True, but when the cameras showed up, they moved to vacate.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 02, 2024 03:34 PM (CsUN+)
+1
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 02, 2024 03:34 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Muslem Guy at January 02, 2024 03:34 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 03:34 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2024 03:35 PM (u82oZ)
There is a scene in Breaking Bad obviously inspired by it. Walt has all of his imprisoned enemies murdered simultaneously.
Uncle Jack, the prison gang leader (based I suspect on Sonny Barger, the AB head honcho), arranges it for Walt.
Posted by: mnw at January 02, 2024 03:35 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: nckate at January 02, 2024 03:34 PM (EPm6B)
In 1987, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.
Posted by: Patrick Bateman at January 02, 2024 03:35 PM (Edu7X)
are you saying they did Sports
Posted by: ace at January 02, 2024 03:35 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2024 03:07 PM (u82oZ)
Speaking of covid I see in my local rag that people are sick with both covid and flu... So... They have the flu...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 02, 2024 03:35 PM (n2vyf)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 02, 2024 03:36 PM (FVME7)
lol
speaking of Elvis Costello, Huey Lewis' early band "Clover" was Elvis Costello's backing band on his first album.
Posted by: ace at January 02, 2024 03:36 PM (KRtlO)
are you saying they did Sports
Posted by: ace at January 02, 2024 03:35 PM (KRtlO)
Constantly demanding a new drug.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 02, 2024 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Colon hole.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 02, 2024 03:36 PM (SzI2j)
Posted by: Chuck C at January 02, 2024 03:36 PM (xttsV)
I think so. They really left no trace, except for a monologue by Patrick Bateman.
Even when people talk about nostalgic favorites from the 80s, I don't hear them mentioned.
Posted by: ace at January 02, 2024 03:24 PM (KRtlO)
I think I might blame the demise of music on MTV then. They were all over MTV in the 80's.
I know Hewy also did a few movies too. Like Die Hard.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 02, 2024 03:37 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 02, 2024 03:35 PM (n2vyf)
++++
Oy. I don't think it's working. I have some coworkers who were COVID-scared. There's some bug going around one of the offices (go figure - it's wintertime) and the "C" word did not come up at all, even by those who used to care or who used to be afraid.
That engine's done run out of gas.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 02, 2024 03:37 PM (WkNQM)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 02, 2024 03:37 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: ace at January 02, 2024 03:37 PM (KRtlO)
--
And the deafening silence from all the celebrated Hollywood bigmouth hypocrite "feminists" is repulsive in the extreme. Damn all of them straight to hell for their dead silence, for it proves just how empty their purported causes are.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 02, 2024 03:37 PM (mupln)
Posted by: Eromero at January 02, 2024 03:38 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: Skip at January 02, 2024 03:38 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Chuck C at January 02, 2024 03:36 PM
Dept of goatfuckery and buttsecs.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 02, 2024 03:38 PM (SzI2j)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 02, 2024 03:38 PM (Ggr3u)
Abu Amar ?? I thought that was Arafat's nom de guerre.
Posted by: runner at January 02, 2024 03:38 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Chuck C at January 02, 2024 03:36 PM (xttsV)
++++
Yes. Any military dictatorship still has an administrative government. Hamas does, too. Now are those administrators *also* soldiers? Probably. Gaza isn't that big. I don't know if anyone in Hamas isn't expected to fight, but for many people it isn't their primary job.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 02, 2024 03:38 PM (WkNQM)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 02, 2024 03:38 PM (n2vyf)
Posted by: Skip at January 02, 2024 03:38 PM (fwDg9)
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Pro tip: If he offers you his finger...don't pull it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 02, 2024 03:39 PM (7fElN)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 02, 2024 03:37 PM (mupln)
_________________
"Feminism" has nothing to do with women. It's just a vehicle for communist agitation.
From that perspective, their silence makes perfect sense, doesn't it?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 02, 2024 03:39 PM (YqDXo)
That engine's done run out of gas.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 02, 2024 03:37 PM (WkNQM)
=========
I need an update on covid fear from DU.
I need to know what those old hippies are doing to spare them from covid in 2024.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 02, 2024 03:39 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Sycophants of Hamas Devils at January 02, 2024 03:18 PM
They still make that awful stuff?
Posted by: Mr Pibb at January 02, 2024 03:39 PM (7Pdb6)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 02, 2024 03:39 PM (n2vyf)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 02, 2024 03:39 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 02, 2024 03:38 PM (n2vyf)
403 Off to Biden County, if I bump into him will give him the finger
Posted by: Skip at January 02, 2024 03:38 PM (fwDg9)
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Pro tip: If he offers you his finger...don't pull it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 02, 2024 03:39 PM (7fElN)
Nice Horde Juxtaposition.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 03:40 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: ace at January 02, 2024 03:36 PM (KRtlO)
Oh, I was going to mention this before Christmas, but Linda Ronstadt also covered "Girls Talk."
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 02, 2024 03:40 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 02, 2024 03:40 PM (991eG)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 02, 2024 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 02, 2024 03:40 PM (n2vyf)
Posted by: Muslem Guy at January 02, 2024 03:40 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: Skip
I’ll use my own finger Jack!
Posted by: Joey B at January 02, 2024 03:41 PM (nIRE6)
Posted by: Mr Pibb at January 02, 2024 03:39 PM (7Pdb6)
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Yeah. They make cherry, strawberry and cream soda flavors of it, too.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 02, 2024 03:41 PM (ScR16)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 02, 2024 03:37 PM (mupln)
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Feminism, as it has been since the beginning, is a communist movement. It has nothing to do with women, women are merely the excuse. The last time the feminists were divorced from the communists were probably the suffragettes - and there were plenty of anarchists back then.
The most critical mistake you can make is to think that feminism has or ever had anything to do with women as such. It's always been a leftist revolutionary movement with a convenient figurehead that people tend to like (that is, women).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 02, 2024 03:41 PM (WkNQM)
most of Alanis' songs are positive. it's just that her best song is negative/screamy.
Posted by: ace at January 02, 2024 03:41 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Mr Pibb at January 02, 2024 03:39 PM (7Pdb6)
*fistbumps Coke answer to Dr Pepper*
I hate both of those sodas. It is like a cult. It was my first encounter with the phenomenon like... Ukraine/Russia fervency. Just could not get it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 03:41 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 02, 2024 03:41 PM (wtvvX)
I need to know what those old hippies are doing to spare them from covid in 2024.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 02, 2024 03:39 PM (GBKbO)
________________
I recommend prophylactic yams, strategically applied.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 02, 2024 03:41 PM (YqDXo)
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On this, at least, Iran shows the way.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 02, 2024 03:20 PM (YqDXo)
......
That and the proper use of towels as fashionable headwear.
Posted by: wth at January 02, 2024 03:25 PM (v0R5T)
I'll bet Biden wishes that he could hang drug peddlers that don't give their 10 percent to the Big Guy, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 02, 2024 03:42 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 02, 2024 03:42 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: nckate at January 02, 2024 03:42 PM (EPm6B)
huh. I didn't even know this song had any kind of chart history until a week ago.
Posted by: ace at January 02, 2024 03:42 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Kratwurst at January 02, 2024 03:42 PM (nIRE6)
Feminism follows abolition, temperance, suffragette mixed up with a shit ton of daddy/mommy issues.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 02, 2024 03:42 PM (pZ64F)
THEY CALL ME MISTER PIBBS!!!!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 02, 2024 03:41 PM (wtvvX)
*golfclap*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 03:42 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 02, 2024 03:22 PM (i9ffA)
*snif*
Posted by: Michelle Fields at January 02, 2024 03:42 PM (n+4am)
huh. I didn't even know this song had any kind of chart history until a week ago.
Posted by: ace at January 02, 2024 03:42 PM (KRtlO)
*sobs*
*runs screaming from room*
Posted by: Liberal Ronstadt at January 02, 2024 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 02, 2024 03:41 PM (YqDXo)
Pumpkin Pie >>>>>>> Strategic Ass Yam Pie
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 03:43 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 02, 2024 03:41 PM (YqDXo)
That's what the Yam Chute is for.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 02, 2024 03:43 PM (Edu7X)
Posted by: nckate at January 02, 2024 03:42 PM (EPm6B)
I was surprised numerous times post-college finding out just how OLD a lot of her songs were.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 02, 2024 03:43 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: 2024 at January 02, 2024 03:44 PM (vcOd1)
Well, she may have actually done just that:
http://tinyurl.com/3uef9atw
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 02, 2024 03:44 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 02, 2024 03:41 PM (YqDXo)
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Sounds ... unpleasant.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 02, 2024 03:44 PM (WkNQM)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 02, 2024 03:41 PM (YqDXo)
That's what the Yam Chute is for.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 02, 2024 03:43 PM (Edu7X)
Wasn't Yamchute that loser guy in DragonBall?
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 02, 2024 03:44 PM (wtvvX)
He kinda sucked but the Aussies loved it. They also put beetroots on hamburgers.
Posted by: wth at January 02, 2024 03:44 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 02, 2024 03:42 PM (pZ64F)
_______________
The amazing thing is that after championing temperance, we STILL gave them the vote. WTF?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 02, 2024 03:44 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 02, 2024 03:41 PM (wtvvX)
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You'll never be a doctor.
Posted by: Dr. Pepper at January 02, 2024 03:44 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 02, 2024 03:44 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: runner at January 02, 2024 03:38 PM
Now he's Abu Nomor.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 02, 2024 03:44 PM (SzI2j)
Posted by: 2024 at January 02, 2024 03:44 PM (vcOd1)
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So, the House is even now?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 02, 2024 03:44 PM (GBKbO)
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Not sure he's a chick but . . .
'Where Is Their Outrage?': David Schwimmer Slams People Denying Hamas Sexual Violence
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 02, 2024 03:44 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Mr Pibb
I once had a coworker who collected Dr. Pepper knock-offs. There are a surprising number of them including store and regional brands almost all with "Dr." or "Mr." in the name and in maroon packaging.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 02, 2024 03:44 PM (sNc8Y)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 02, 2024 03:45 PM (n2vyf)
Well, she may have actually done just that:
http://tinyurl.com/3uef9atw
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 02, 2024 03:44 PM (dZVON)
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"You won't have Claudine Gay to kick around any more."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 02, 2024 03:45 PM (ScR16)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 02, 2024 03:41 PM (YqDXo)
++++
Sounds ... unpleasant.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 02, 2024 03:44 PM (WkNQM)
________________
Shhhhh. I'm trying to talk them into it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 02, 2024 03:45 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 02, 2024 03:45 PM (991eG)
He kinda sucked but the Aussies loved it. They also put beetroots on hamburgers.
Posted by: wth at January 02, 2024 03:44 PM (v0R5T)
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 02, 2024 03:45 PM (wtvvX)
"Harvard president Claudine Gay resigns amid plagiarism claims, backlash from antisemitism testimony"
Posted by: Jay in PA at January 02, 2024 03:45 PM (i7Q7S)
Posted by: runner at January 02, 2024 03:45 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 02, 2024 03:41 PM (wtvvX)
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You'll never be a doctor.
Posted by: Dr. Pepper at January 02, 2024 03:44 PM
Quite right....
Posted by: They Call Me Mellow Yellow at January 02, 2024 03:46 PM (SzI2j)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 02, 2024 03:41 PM (YqDXo)
That's what the Yam Chute is for.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 02, 2024 03:43 PM (Edu7X)
Wasn't Yamchute that loser guy in DragonBall?
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 02, 2024 03:44 PM (wtvvX)
You're thinking of Krillin
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 02, 2024 03:46 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 02, 2024 03:46 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Oddbob at January 02, 2024 03:44 PM (sNc8Y)
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Kroger's is "Dr. K."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 02, 2024 03:46 PM (ScR16)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 02, 2024 03:37 PM (WkNQM
Here's another sign -- Vitamin D is being returned to immune support supplements. It was taken out for awhile, coincidentally about the time people were realizing it was protective against Covid.
Posted by: Emmie at January 02, 2024 03:46 PM (Sf2cq)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 02, 2024 03:46 PM (CsUN+
I thought it was a new one... Phew
Posted by: It's me donna at January 02, 2024 03:46 PM (n2vyf)
Kroger's is "Dr. K."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 02, 2024 03:46 PM (ScR16)
There's one out there called "Dr. Thunder."
Posted by: Liberal Ronstadt at January 02, 2024 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)
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Graceland was his best album. Too bad he's a midget.
Posted by: Pudinhead
The album that followed it; 'Rhythm of the Saints' was better, IMO.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 02, 2024 03:46 PM (sAmhv)
and where did he get the authority to decide that?
Posted by: gnats local 678 at January 02, 2024 03:46 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 02, 2024 03:37 PM (mupln)
++++
Feminism, as it has been since the beginning, is a communist movement. It has nothing to do with women, women are merely the excuse. The last time the feminists were divorced from the communists were probably the suffragettes - and there were plenty of anarchists back then.
The most critical mistake you can make is to think that feminism has or ever had anything to do with women as such. It's always been a leftist revolutionary movement with a convenient figurehead that people tend to like (that is, women).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 02, 2024 03:41 PM (WkNQM)
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Feminism has more to do with men -- in the sense of hating men -- than it does with women. Feminism was a deliberate attempt to destroy traditional families, get rid of fathers, and weaken structures that kept people from being dependent on the state. It succeeded mightily.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 02, 2024 03:47 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 02, 2024 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: 2024 at January 02, 2024 03:44 PM (vcOd1)
Tax dodge or Epstein fallout?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 02, 2024 03:47 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 02, 2024 03:44 PM (GBKbO)
The pile of shit on either side of the aisle is....
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 02, 2024 03:47 PM (wtvvX)
He kinda sucked but the Aussies loved it. They also put beetroots on hamburgers.
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Perth is a quirky town.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 02, 2024 03:47 PM (pZ64F)
Posted by: Oddbob at January 02, 2024 03:44 PM (sNc8Y)
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Kroger's is "Dr. K."
Talk about false advertising. There's zero ketamine in that stuff.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 02, 2024 03:47 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: 2024 at January 02, 2024 03:44 PM (vcOd1)
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Primo Facade Party shit, right there.
Posted by: Axeman at January 02, 2024 03:47 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 02, 2024 03:48 PM (w9Wax)
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Man, I didn't know McCartney was that old.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 02, 2024 03:48 PM (pZ64F)
Posted by: 2024 at January 02, 2024 03:44 PM (vcOd1)
Tax dodge or Epstein fallout?
It was McCarthy. Butthurt flounce.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 02, 2024 03:48 PM (CsUN+)
Pretty sure that's Kevin McCarthy. Last day was officially Sunday.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2024 03:48 PM (ZLI7S)
I'm quite sure I saw The Talking Heads, Christie Hynde and Rockpile.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 02, 2024 03:48 PM (zYoUB)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 02, 2024 03:47 PM (dZVON)
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Do they at least make it up with Potassium?
Posted by: Axeman at January 02, 2024 03:48 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: ace at January 02, 2024 03:24 PM
They were too loud.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 02, 2024 03:49 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 02, 2024 03:49 PM (3qE2b)
Well, this is just crap.
Perhaps some Benatar?
http://tinyurl.com/24y3pb3y
It is cheesy, but still a good song. Although, like Boston, I suspect all the songs are the same song.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 03:49 PM (di6C2)
The DHS report gives a detailed view of how U.S. Immigrations and Customs Enforcement (ICE) operations are working with the VA to contract with the Department of Veterans Affairs Financial Services Center to process medical claims reimbursements for immigrants who have not qualified for veterans benefits.
In fiscal year 2022 alone, the VA processed health care claims for illegal immigrants totaling more than $63.6 million in medical services, the ICE report stated. That number is expected to rise by the end of fiscal year 2023, the report explains, because providers have one year after the date of service to submit claims.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 02, 2024 03:49 PM (NYzgN)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 02, 2024 03:47 PM (dZVON)
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Do they at least make it up with Potassium?
Posted by: Axeman at January 02, 2024 03:48 PM (OaZlZ)
It's got Electrolytes!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 02, 2024 03:49 PM (wtvvX)
They were too loud.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 02, 2024 03:49 PM (Wnv9h)
If it's too loud, you're too old.
Posted by: Z Rock at January 02, 2024 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Floridachick at January 02, 2024 03:50 PM (XXtU6)
Posted by: Emmie at January 02, 2024 03:50 PM (Sf2cq)
Posted by: Axeman at January 02, 2024 03:50 PM (OaZlZ)
What ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 02, 2024 03:50 PM (n2vyf)
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Pretty sure that's Kevin McCarthy. Last day was officially Sunday.
Strategically timed so as to maximize the length of time that the seat remains vacant to the D's advantage as someone explained here a few weeks ago.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 02, 2024 03:50 PM (sNc8Y)
Posted by: DOYLE at January 02, 2024 03:51 PM (Z8Yh2)
https://shorturl.at/sxFZ9
(link goes to Daily Caller on AP fear-mongering)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 02, 2024 03:51 PM (OWx2s)
Sure! I got all kinds of time!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 02, 2024 03:51 PM (NYzgN)
How about using contraceptives ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 02, 2024 03:52 PM (n2vyf)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 02, 2024 03:52 PM (991eG)
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War on Women II
Posted by: Axeman at January 02, 2024 03:52 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 02, 2024 03:52 PM (n2vyf)
Mitt Romney banned those
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 02, 2024 03:52 PM (NYzgN)
Posted by: Fat Elvis Costello at January 02, 2024 03:52 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 02, 2024 03:53 PM (SzI2j)
Posted by: Emmie at January 02, 2024 03:50 PM (Sf2cq)
That Metallica crossover is just... creepy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 03:53 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 02, 2024 03:52 PM (n2vyf)
Does using them as contraceptives count?
Posted by: Emmie at January 02, 2024 03:53 PM (Sf2cq)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 02, 2024 03:53 PM (NYzgN)
Hamas has accused Israel of attacking via a drone strike on the offices.
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"The offices." Sounds like he was minding his own business, distributing relief supplies and so on. A day at the office. Routine bureaucratic labor, a simple but hearty meal in the halal lunchroom, a satisfying constitutional in the executive washroom, and then --- Blam, a zio-missile blows him right off the gold-plated toilet seat for no good reason. This injustice must be avenged.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 02, 2024 03:53 PM (G6qJm)
Or, ya know, just keep your damn pants on unless you're ready to commit. And before anybody says anything, yes that goes double for men.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 02, 2024 03:53 PM (sNc8Y)
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 02, 2024 03:47 PM (iFTx/)
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The means to an end. Plenty of feminists genuinely hate men, but the real ambition is to destroy to socialism can be implemented. For some of them, hating men is probably the primary motivator but I actually suspect they're in the minority up at the commanding heights.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 02, 2024 03:53 PM (WkNQM)
Posted by: DOYLE at January 02, 2024 03:53 PM (Z8Yh2)
Posted by: SMOD at January 02, 2024 03:53 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: ace at January 02, 2024 03:41 PM (KRtlO)
She was all over the radio in Canada, because "CanCon". I always regarded her as whiny, not screamy.
Huey Lewis and The news was much more retro rock and roll than new Wave.
You want an '80's Canadian band that matches Huey Lewis in the "fun" and "quirky" market, check out Doug and the Slugs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 02, 2024 03:53 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Oddbob at January 02, 2024 03:53 PM (sNc8Y)
Wait. Pants are required now?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 03:54 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 02, 2024 03:54 PM (zYoUB)
http://tinyurl.com/24y3pb3y
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Hit Me With Your Best Shot might be more appropriate for this thread.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 02, 2024 03:54 PM (FVME7)
http://tinyurl.com/24y3pb3y
It is cheesy, but still a good song. Although, like Boston, I suspect all the songs are the same song.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 03:49 PM (di6C2)
How about the Bangles?
https://youtu.be/w7_6ncmM3BE
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 02, 2024 03:54 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 02, 2024 03:54 PM (3qE2b)
Posted by: SMOD at January 02, 2024 03:53 PM (RHGPo)
When you spend a majority of your adult life lying through your teeth......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 02, 2024 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SMOD at January 02, 2024 03:53 PM (RHGPo)
Not Hunter's indictment ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 02, 2024 03:54 PM (n2vyf)
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 02, 2024 03:47 PM (iFTx/)
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Man-hating goes with the lesbian crap, but it's not the main driver. Look at what the feminists jump up and down about: things here in America, when much much worse is happening elsewhere. It's communist agitprop to tear down America.
See also the "climate change" crap. Our CO2 is terrible, but that of India and China is A-OK.
You can't predict how leftist groups will respond to something by looking at their stated goals, but you CAN if you consider what will weaken America.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 02, 2024 03:54 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 02, 2024 03:53 PM (tkR6S)
++++
Alanis More-upset
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 02, 2024 03:54 PM (WkNQM)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 02, 2024 03:54 PM (NYzgN)
Posted by: Axeman at January 02, 2024 03:54 PM (OaZlZ)
Perhaps. But had he resigned closer to the beginning of December Newsom could have appointed an interim and I don't think he would have picked a rock ribbed conservative.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2024 03:55 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: 2024 at January 02, 2024 03:55 PM (vcOd1)
Posted by: SMOD at January 02, 2024 03:53 PM (RHGPo)
______________
Are we sure that the crack in the White House wasn't his?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 02, 2024 03:55 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: SMOD
My favorite memory of 2023 is when I banged Kate Upton.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 02, 2024 03:55 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 02, 2024 03:55 PM (uKeRS)
https://youtu.be/w7_6ncmM3BE
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 02, 2024 03:54 PM (PiwSw)
Added Susanna Hoffs is always better.
+1
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 03:56 PM (di6C2)
http://tinyurl.com/24y3pb3y
It is cheesy, but still a good song. Although, like Boston, I suspect all the songs are the same song.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 03:49 PM (di6C2)
Benatar was rockin' on SNL knock-off show Fridays. One of the better performances on the show.
Didn't hold a candle to Melanie Chartoff's tits though.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 02, 2024 03:56 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 02, 2024 03:56 PM (SzI2j)
Posted by: ace at January 02, 2024 03:41 PM (KRtlO)
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Isn't that ironic?
Don't you think?
Posted by: Axeman at January 02, 2024 03:56 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: wth at January 02, 2024 03:57 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 02, 2024 03:57 PM (zYoUB)
Posted by: nckate at January 02, 2024 03:34 PM (EPm6B)
they made a lot of money making competent music that got a lot of airtime by being fun to listen to and took absolutely no risks
stylistic at the top of the charts, and otherwise indistinguishable from every other band from the Pointer Sisters to Wham. That they made Jesus and Mary Chain seem avant guard is beside the point, but the it was a recipe that could be followed, and was.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 02, 2024 03:57 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Gwenith Paltrow at January 02, 2024 03:58 PM (7Pdb6)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 02, 2024 03:56 PM (SzI2j)
......
She stole my schtick.
Posted by: Bruce Springsteen at January 02, 2024 03:58 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 02, 2024 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Or, ya know, just keep your damn pants on unless you're ready to commit....
--
If we had any intelligent (R)s they'd be pointing out that abortion ONLY helps men. It does nothing to help women other than to remove power from them in relationships.
Posted by: Nikki Haley thought FSU was good enough for the playoffs at January 02, 2024 03:59 PM (3MRGz)
Isn't that ironic?
Don't you think?
Posted by: Axeman at January 02, 2024 03:56 PM
I've read, but never gave two fvcks to research, that every example in that song was not ironic.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 02, 2024 03:59 PM (3qE2b)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 02, 2024 03:55 PM (uKeRS)
you wont' be saying this when Putin and his expansionist ambitions march into Paris , smarty pants 1!!111
Posted by: runner at January 02, 2024 03:59 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Bruce Springsteen at January 02, 2024 03:58 PM (v0R5T)
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So, what are your pronouns, now?
Posted by: Axeman at January 02, 2024 04:00 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: Bruce Springsteen at January 02, 2024 03:58 PM (v0R5T)
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So, what are your pronouns, now?
Ass Hole
Posted by: It's me donna at January 02, 2024 04:01 PM (n2vyf)
End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
WH Press Secretary: "It is shameful" to send illegal aliens to sanctuary cities
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 02, 2024 04:01 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 02, 2024 03:59 PM (3qE2b)
It's like rain,
on your wedding day.
I hate you all worse than sponge.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 04:01 PM (di6C2)
End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
WH Press Secretary: "It is shameful" to send illegal aliens to sanctuary cities
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 02, 2024 04:01 PM (FVME7)
That they ask to go to
Posted by: It's me donna at January 02, 2024 04:01 PM (n2vyf)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 04:01 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: SMOD at January 02, 2024 03:53 PM (RHGPo)
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Are we sure that the crack in the White House wasn't his?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 02, 2024 03:55 PM (YqDXo)
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[NY Post:] F. Joe Spent 138 Days in 2023 -- or 37% of the Year -- On Vacation.
Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at January 02, 2024 04:02 PM (ptrID)
Don't you think?
Posted by: Axeman at January 02, 2024 03:56 PM
I've read, but never gave two fvcks to research, that every example in that song was not ironic.
Posted by: Divide by Zero
The ironic part being that neither her nor her co-writer understood what irony is.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 02, 2024 04:02 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 02, 2024 04:01 PM (FVME7)
That they ask to go to
Posted by: It's me donna at January 02, 2024 04:01 PM (n2vyf)
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And most go to on their own. And a bunch are probably sent in buses run by the NGOs that are sending the illegals to the border to begin with.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 02, 2024 04:02 PM (GBKbO)
@EndWokeness
WH Press Secretary: "It is shameful" to send illegal aliens to sanctuary cities
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why ?? it's all US of A....
Posted by: runner at January 02, 2024 04:02 PM (V13WU)
Girls motivation vs boys' motivation
(visualize it and it will happen, you're worthy, you're awesome, etc. vs you could have done better tdday, someone forgot that he was his family's last hope, etc.)
youtube.com/watch?v=0CUd7RVeH2c
Posted by: Nikki Haley thought FSU was good enough for the playoffs at January 02, 2024 04:02 PM (3MRGz)
Posted by: Oddbob at January 02, 2024 04:02 PM (sNc8Y)
Posted by: runner at January 02, 2024 04:03 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Nikki Haley thought FSU was good enough for the playoffs at January 02, 2024 04:03 PM (3MRGz)
Posted by: wth at January 02, 2024 03:57 PM (v0R5T)
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Joe Biden Claims His ‘Favorite Memory’ of 2023 Is
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 02, 2024 04:03 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 02, 2024 03:56 PM (SzI2j)
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She catapulted to fame on the basis of a single sexually explicit and aggressive line in a song. Ditto Katy Perry and all the sex tape THOTs.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 02, 2024 04:03 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at January 02, 2024 04:04 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 02, 2024 03:52
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Yeah. Put a Bayer aspirin between you knees.
Posted by: olddog in mo at January 02, 2024 04:05 PM (ju2Fy)
She said:
Sounds like they all like the perch and are working out a...
pecking order... Tee hee.
Posted by: wth at January 02, 2024 04:06 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 02, 2024 04:09 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 02, 2024 04:09 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Rbastid at January 02, 2024 04:09 PM (ZO2VL)
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 02, 2024 03:49 PM (3qE2b)
No, but apparently her husband wears a "Republican cloth coat"
Posted by: Kindltot at January 02, 2024 04:12 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Oddbob at January 02, 2024 03:44 PM (sNc8Y)
Huh. No Dr. Pecker?
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at January 02, 2024 04:13 PM (iODuv)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 02, 2024 03:53 PM (SzI2j)
the music was fine, what impressed me most about him was going to Europe at 15 or so and playing harmonica touring with Thin Lizzy
Posted by: Happy at January 02, 2024 04:20 PM (F+55o)
Now excuse me, I need to fly to Switzerland and then on to Cyprus for ... uh ... grieving purposes, yeah, that's it!
Posted by: JB1000 at January 02, 2024 05:16 PM (NBM7T)
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Ah, the old Anal Martyrdom trick.
Posted by: Maxwell Smart at January 02, 2024 02:54 PM (lf83v)
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I bet it wasn't just a 20mm AA shell either.
Posted by: Ciampino - beaten with a tree limb at January 02, 2024 05:27 PM (qfLjt)
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