Mid-Morning Art Thread

The Fall of Man
Tiziano Vecellio

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 02, 2024 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

2 Who's bitch dis iz?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 02, 2024 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

3 I Like

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 02, 2024 09:31 AM (lwOKI)

4 Just had to have that apple.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 02, 2024 09:31 AM (GmDse)

5 Fall of man yeah

Posted by: Skip at January 02, 2024 09:31 AM (fwDg9)

6 Typical. Dude sees a nekkid broad messing up and he goes straight for the tit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 02, 2024 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

7 Just one bite. I promise.

Posted by: Eve at January 02, 2024 09:31 AM (NBVIP)

8 Adam's left arm! Dude!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 02, 2024 09:31 AM (GmDse)

9 Adam, coppin' a feel.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 02, 2024 09:32 AM (9yWhg)

10 Boobs?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 02, 2024 09:32 AM (FVME7)

11 The fall of man is woman.

Can't live with em, can't kill em.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 02, 2024 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

12 This fig leaf is too small, Eve. I told you to get a magnum sized one.

Posted by: Adam at January 02, 2024 09:32 AM (4I/2K)

13 On view in the Prado in Madrid, is the painting known as the Fall of Man. It is by the renowned 16th century Venetian artist Titian. This work has the alternative title of the story of Adam and Eve.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 02, 2024 09:32 AM (lwOKI)

14 If they aren't more careful it will be the fall of baby.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 02, 2024 09:32 AM (NYzgN)

15 Silly broad. Can't you see the horns on the kid's head?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 02, 2024 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

16 You'd think Eve woulda been hawt, and had much bigger boobs.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 02, 2024 09:33 AM (9yWhg)

17 Adam needs a bath

Posted by: Don Black at January 02, 2024 09:33 AM (geLO8)

18
How do theologians know Adam was a Lutheran?

Because while standing next to a naked woman he was tempted by a piece of fruit.

Posted by: From the comedy archives at January 02, 2024 09:33 AM (NBVIP)

19 A couple picking fruits.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 02, 2024 09:33 AM (pZ64F)

20 The Serpent was a cherub… who knew???

Posted by: tubal at January 02, 2024 09:33 AM (PCK5/)

21 Well now, way back in the Bible
Temptations always come along
There's always somebody tempting
Somebody into doing something they know is wrong
Well, they tempt you, man, with silver
And they tempt you, sir, with gold
And they tempt you with the pleasure
That the flesh does surely hold
They say Eve tempted Adam with an apple
But man, I ain't going for that

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 02, 2024 09:33 AM (lwOKI)

22 If they aren't more careful it will be the fall of baby.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Why is the baby displayed as the one offering the apple? Shouldn't it be a snek?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 02, 2024 09:33 AM (GmDse)

23 Never believe it. Still don't.

Posted by: sidney at January 02, 2024 09:34 AM (Uy/WF)

24 Never wanted to wear leaves.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 02, 2024 09:34 AM (pZ64F)

25 I know what happens next.

Posted by: BignJames at January 02, 2024 09:34 AM (AwYPR)

26 Adam is like 15 years older than Eve?

Posted by: TexasDan at January 02, 2024 09:34 AM (z/ifB)

27 Heh. He said Titian.

Posted by: Butthead at January 02, 2024 09:34 AM (NBVIP)

28 You'd think Eve woulda been hawt, and had much bigger boobs.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

When she is the only game in town. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at January 02, 2024 09:34 AM (GmDse)

29 but you must not eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, for when you eat from it you will certainly die.”

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 02, 2024 09:34 AM (lwOKI)

30 Does that kid have not one but two snake tails?

Posted by: Oddbob at January 02, 2024 09:35 AM (sNc8Y)

31 Adam: This woman you gave me, she made me eat the forbidden fruit. So, it's mostly your fault there God.

Posted by: Genesis 3:12 at January 02, 2024 09:35 AM (4I/2K)

32 DON'T TAKE THE ONION FROM THE TREE!

Posted by: huerfano at January 02, 2024 09:35 AM (Q4KYm)

33 Adam's right hand is weird. So is Eve's.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 02, 2024 09:36 AM (z/ifB)

34 Then the eyes of both of them were opened, and they realized they were naked; so they sewed fig leaves together and made coverings for themselves.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 02, 2024 09:36 AM (lwOKI)

35 Shouldn't it be a snek?
Posted by: Tonypete

Snek is on the right side of the tree.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 02, 2024 09:36 AM (NYzgN)

36 Ah, the Original Sin… glorifying ourselves, rather than God…

Posted by: tubal at January 02, 2024 09:36 AM (PCK5/)

37 28 You'd think Eve woulda been hawt, and had much bigger boobs.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

When she is the only game in town. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at January 02, 2024 09:34 AM (GmDse)

1
-Adam

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 02, 2024 09:36 AM (zZu0s)

38 Eve is a Garden of Eden 6.

Posted by: goatexchange at January 02, 2024 09:36 AM (hyS0X)

39 Adam is like 15 years older than Eve?
Posted by: TexasDan

Well, he was older. And the Bible doesn't tell us how long he'd been there by himself before God made Eve.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 02, 2024 09:36 AM (9yWhg)

40 You can see Adam is reaching for the boob and too distracted to act rationally.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 02, 2024 09:36 AM (eYoxG)

41 Why are they covering up when it appears they haven't yet eaten of the fruit??

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 02, 2024 09:36 AM (2yu8s)

42 On view in the Prado in Madrid, is the painting known as the Fall of Man. It is by the renowned 16th century Venetian artist Titian. This work has the alternative title of the story of Adam and Eve.

Posted by: rhennigantx

Heh heh heh heh. You said "Tit-ian." Heh heh. Heh heh.

Posted by: Beavis and Butthead at January 02, 2024 09:36 AM (FVME7)

43 Well now, way back in the Bible
Temptations always come along
There's always somebody tempting
Somebody into doing something they know is wrong
Well, they tempt you, man, with silver
And they tempt you, sir, with gold
And they tempt you with the pleasure
That the flesh does surely hold
They say Eve tempted Adam with an apple
But man, I ain't going for that
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 02, 2024 09:33 AM (lwOKI)

I know it was a Pink Caddillac !

Posted by: JT at January 02, 2024 09:37 AM (T4tVD)

44 How do theologians know Adam was a Lutheran?

Because while standing next to a naked woman he was tempted by a piece of fruit.
Posted by: From the comedy archives at January 02, 2024 09:33 AM (NBVIP)

Thin sliced and put in lime jello with whipped topping is heavenly.

Posted by: Adam at January 02, 2024 09:37 AM (4I/2K)

45 Seems fitting.......

https://youtu.be/0-Q3cp3cp88

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 02, 2024 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

46 38 Eve is a Garden of Eden 6.
Posted by: goatexchange at January 02, 2024 09:36 AM (hyS0X)

For the Garden, barring Lilith, she would BE the scale.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 02, 2024 09:37 AM (zZu0s)

47 Not biblically accurate IMHO. A baby giving an apple to Eve whilst Adam cops a feel of her boob?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 02, 2024 09:37 AM (pohLc)

48 When she is the only game in town

And if she proved uninterested, her cooperation in holding the snake still would have been essential.

Posted by: snake fucker at January 02, 2024 09:37 AM (pjs7m)

49 Willlowed: (allso Biblical likee the painting)

JJ used a song at the end of the last podcast called "By The Rivers Of Babylon" that s surprisingly thought-provoking. Some of the lyrics are almost prayer-like.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

*******

Almost verbatim from Psalms 137
Posted by: Muldoon at

Posted by: Muldoon at January 02, 2024 09:37 AM (991eG)

50 Foxy lady!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 02, 2024 09:38 AM (2yu8s)

51 Stand back

No telling how big this thing is gonna be

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 02, 2024 09:38 AM (lwOKI)

52 Damn #27 stole my Titian joke!

Posted by: Beavis and Butthead at January 02, 2024 09:38 AM (FVME7)

53 Looks like a baby's arm holding an apple... oh, wait... it is.

Posted by: She Hobbit at January 02, 2024 09:39 AM (ftFVW)

54 Oooh, that's steep, Lord. Say, what can I get for rib?

Posted by: Just the Punchline at January 02, 2024 09:39 AM (4I/2K)

55 Damn #27 stole my Titian joke!
Posted by: Beavis and Butthead

You gotta be fast around here!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 02, 2024 09:39 AM (GmDse)

56 Why are they covering up when it appears they haven't yet eaten of the fruit??
Posted by: andycanuck

*******

Aw, who gives a fig?

Posted by: Muldoon at January 02, 2024 09:39 AM (991eG)

57 Titian was good, but he was no Boobian.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 02, 2024 09:39 AM (9yWhg)

58 Fun fact. Tiziano = Titian = Тит or Tit in Russian.

Posted by: Mishdog at January 02, 2024 09:39 AM (aoSA0)

59 What's that animal behind Eve?

Posted by: dantesed at January 02, 2024 09:40 AM (88xKn)

60 53 Looks like a baby's arm holding an apple... oh, wait... it is.
Posted by: She Hobbit at January 02, 2024 09:39 AM (ftFVW)

*golfclap*

It's made better considering: Ette.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 02, 2024 09:40 AM (zZu0s)

61 Discovery of poison ivy. Precursor to the invention of Calamine lotion.

Posted by: She Hobbit at January 02, 2024 09:40 AM (ftFVW)

62 Let's see - Leaflets three, let it be...I'M WEARING POISON IVY!

Posted by: Archer at January 02, 2024 09:40 AM (gmo/4)

63 what can I get for rib?

Twenty shekels, same as in the Land of Nod.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 02, 2024 09:40 AM (9yWhg)

64 59 What's that animal behind Eve?
Posted by: dantesed at January 02, 2024 09:40 AM (88xKn)

One that was late to the Ark….

Posted by: tubal at January 02, 2024 09:41 AM (PCK5/)

65 41 Why are they covering up when it appears they haven't yet eaten of the fruit??
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 02, 2024 09:36 AM (2yu8s)

They aren't covering up. The coverings are still attached to branches and so are for the artist to preserve their modesty rather than to reflect the time when they're covering themselves.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 02, 2024 09:41 AM (eYoxG)

66 How 'bout them apples?

Posted by: Stan at January 02, 2024 09:41 AM (vFG9F)

67 That baby in the tree is a little devil.

Posted by: Archer at January 02, 2024 09:41 AM (gmo/4)

68 Aw, who gives a fig?
-------
Come on. Adam already had a date for the night.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 02, 2024 09:41 AM (2yu8s)

69 Bet they're wearing poison ivy.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 02, 2024 09:41 AM (Q4IgG)

70 I like how Eve only covers her nethers. Even she knows no one wants to see those sad tits.

Posted by: life, when the only tits are sad ones at January 02, 2024 09:41 AM (pjs7m)

71 Eve does not have large tracts of land...

Posted by: Some Medieval noble at January 02, 2024 09:42 AM (XqcwY)

72 Not to cast shade on the artist (I can't even draw a straight line), but representations of the Fall have never interested me. I don't know why, but there it is.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 02, 2024 09:42 AM (Q0kLU)

73 In Soviet Russia, boob squeezes you!

Posted by: Tit? at January 02, 2024 09:43 AM (NBVIP)

74 I wonder - does the tradition of gifting an apple to a teacher (yeah, I'm old) stem (HA!) from the story of Adam and Eve? Tree of Knowledge of good and evil and all.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 02, 2024 09:43 AM (GmDse)

75 What's that animal behind Eve?

A fox? Maybe a female fox, i.e. a vixen?

Posted by: Oddbob at January 02, 2024 09:43 AM (sNc8Y)

76 #61, 62, 69 = Horde mind, activate.

Posted by: Archer at January 02, 2024 09:43 AM (gmo/4)

77 Leaves of three, don't cover the peepee.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 02, 2024 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)

78 What's that animal behind Eve?

A fox? Maybe a female fox, i.e. a vixen?
Posted by: Oddbob at January 02, 2024 09:43 AM (sNc8Y)

A fox on the run?

Posted by: Sweet at January 02, 2024 09:44 AM (4I/2K)

79 Don't listen to the serpent cherub, Eve! You'll be sorry!

Posted by: Pete in Texas at January 02, 2024 09:44 AM (BHrzb)

80 Leaves of three, don't cover the peepee.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Leaves of four, cover the back door.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 02, 2024 09:44 AM (GmDse)

81 This work has the alternative title of the story of Adam and Eve.

*******

Is this not also the story of...

...well, now that I think of it...

...all of us?

Posted by: Muldoon at January 02, 2024 09:45 AM (991eG)

82 I wonder - does the tradition of gifting an apple to a teacher (yeah, I'm old) stem (HA!) from the story of Adam and Eve? Tree of Knowledge of good and evil and all.
Posted by: Tonypete

These days they just give them porn.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 02, 2024 09:45 AM (FVME7)

83 ...does the tradition of gifting an apple to a teacher...

No. Bananas are too suggestive.

Posted by: Think about it at January 02, 2024 09:45 AM (NBVIP)

84 72 Not to cast shade on the artist (I can't even draw a straight line), but representations of the Fall have never interested me. I don't know why, but there it is.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 02, 2024 09:42 AM (Q0kLU)

I dunno. I always liked the short film 'Adam and Dog' that bth suggested many, many moons ago.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 02, 2024 09:45 AM (zZu0s)

85 Bet they're wearing poison ivy.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Eve's branch is probably catnip. To keep her p***y happy.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 02, 2024 09:45 AM (9yWhg)

86 20 apples, same as in town.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 02, 2024 09:45 AM (w9Wax)

87 @6 I had the exact same thought. God " you are about to fall from grace "" Adam" ok , let me grab some titty"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 02, 2024 09:45 AM (z9oJe)

88 83 ...does the tradition of gifting an apple to a teacher...

No. Bananas are too suggestive.
Posted by: Think about it at January 02, 2024 09:45 AM (NBVIP)

Cucumbers are right out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 02, 2024 09:46 AM (zZu0s)

89 I've had it with these mo-fo snakes in the mo-fo garden!

Posted by: Neville Flynn at January 02, 2024 09:46 AM (2yu8s)

90 "But I want it!"

Posted by: Beverly at January 02, 2024 09:46 AM (Epeb0)

91 I fail to see any reference to Adam and Steve. This painting is not diverse enough.

Posted by: Bishop TD Jakes at January 02, 2024 09:46 AM (4I/2K)

92 I like how Eve only covers her nethers. Even she knows no one wants to see those sad tits.

I can't remember where, but I read that through most of recorded history, large breasts were not well thought of, if one were a well-born lady. Small, firm and round were the preferred shape. The Monroes, Lorens and Mansfields would have been considered gross and fit only for peasants.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 02, 2024 09:46 AM (Q0kLU)

93 Would have though Eve would be hawter

Posted by: Montec at January 02, 2024 09:46 AM (BI8w/)

94 ..does the tradition of gifting an apple to a teacher...

No. Bananas are too suggestive.
Posted by: Think about it at January 02, 2024 09:45 AM (NBVIP)

Cucumbers are right out.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Better squash that notion right now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 02, 2024 09:47 AM (R4t5M)

95 I wonder - does the tradition of gifting an apple to a teacher (yeah, I'm old) stem (HA!) from the story of Adam and Eve? Tree of Knowledge of good and evil and all.
Posted by: Tonypete

These days they just give them porn.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 02, 2024 09:45 AM (FVME7)

No wine box?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 02, 2024 09:47 AM (4I/2K)

96 I can't remember where, but I read that through most of recorded history, large breasts were not well thought of, if one were a well-born lady. Small, firm and round were the preferred shape. The Monroes, Lorens and Mansfields would have been considered gross and fit only for peasants.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 02, 2024 09:46 AM (Q0kLU)

You can see it from greek statuary (which almost everyone copied.)

I put it down to 'They're Greeks.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 02, 2024 09:47 AM (zZu0s)

97 The cucumber never caught on as a hand fruit.

Posted by: Oblique Seinfeld reference at January 02, 2024 09:47 AM (NBVIP)

98 through most of recorded history, large breasts were not well thought of, if one were a well-born lady

Um, not in ancient India.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 02, 2024 09:48 AM (9yWhg)

99 In before the zucchini jokes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 02, 2024 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)

100 So a boob thread… inevitable, eh???

Posted by: tubal at January 02, 2024 09:49 AM (PCK5/)

101 Cucumbers are right out.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Better squash that notion right now.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Don't gourd him into making any puns.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 02, 2024 09:49 AM (9yWhg)

102 through most of recorded history, large breasts were not well thought of, if one were a well-born lady

Being a well endowed woman likely made it hard to run away from Mongols/Muslims/Vikings/etc

Posted by: 18-1 at January 02, 2024 09:49 AM (XqcwY)

103 Apples are overrated.
This painting is obviously from "Big Apples"

Posted by: SMOD at January 02, 2024 09:49 AM (RHGPo)

104 through most of recorded history, large breasts were not well thought of, if one were a well-born lady

Um, not in ancient India.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 02, 2024 09:48 AM (9yWhg)

Or ancienter Austria.

Posted by: Venus of Willendorf at January 02, 2024 09:49 AM (4I/2K)

105 I swear, the Hodge twins are the funniest guys on the web.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEPsqPMm0zM

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 02, 2024 09:49 AM (pohLc)

106 41

Andy, it's like a nude scene in an Austin Powers movie, always something blocking the view.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at January 02, 2024 09:50 AM (BHrzb)

107 *Small, firm and round were the preferred shape.*

Two points on her own, sitting way up high.
Way up firm and high.

Posted by: Night Moves at January 02, 2024 09:50 AM (NBVIP)

108 96 I can't remember where, but I read that through most of recorded history, large breasts were not well thought of, if one were a well-born lady. Small, firm and round were the preferred shape. The Monroes, Lorens and Mansfields would have been considered gross and fit only for peasants.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 02, 2024 09:46 AM (Q0kLU)

You can see it from greek statuary (which almost everyone copied.)

I put it down to 'They're Greeks.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 02, 2024 09:47 AM (zZu0s)

The Greeks loved the male form and were heavily influential on art. Not sure they reflected popular opinion.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 02, 2024 09:51 AM (eYoxG)

109 Woof.

Rough morning. Back to work. Hope y'all have a lovely week

GO HUSKIES!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 02, 2024 09:51 AM (Jsqlu)

110 104 through most of recorded history, large breasts were not well thought of, if one were a well-born lady

Um, not in ancient India.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 02, 2024 09:48 AM (9yWhg)

Or ancienter Austria.
Posted by: Venus of Willendorf at January 02, 2024 09:49 AM (4I/2K)

Pornhub… the Early Early Early Years…..

Posted by: tubal at January 02, 2024 09:51 AM (PCK5/)

111 Any moment you expect Ed Bradley to jump out and yell "don't eat that it's covered in Alar"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 02, 2024 09:51 AM (z9oJe)

112 Just think of all the trouble Adam would have saved MANkind if he'd consulted a competent divorce attorney.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at January 02, 2024 09:53 AM (MeDg4)

113 This painting is literally an allegory.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 02, 2024 09:53 AM (991eG)

114 It's well known they were both in the pocket of Big Apple.

Posted by: Overnight AM radio host at January 02, 2024 09:53 AM (NBVIP)

115 63 what can I get for rib?

Twenty shekels, same as in the Land of Nod.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 02, 2024 09:40 AM (9yWhg)
----
Is that where Noddy came from?
I read the Enid Blyton 'Noddy' books as a child. Loved the pictures. When a little older I enjoyed 'The Famous Five' and 'The Secret Seven' series of books. Great story teller.

Posted by: Ciampino - I loved Noddy's car at January 02, 2024 09:53 AM (qfLjt)

116 I note the horde is staying on point regarding the subject of todays artistic presentation well past the 100 comment threshold. It's gonna be a good year!

Posted by: DanMan at January 02, 2024 09:54 AM (8uzBS)

117 This is why we need to restrict the sale of apples to less than 32 ounces!

Posted by: Mike Bloomberg at January 02, 2024 09:54 AM (NBVIP)

118 GOP Rep: EV Subsidies Financing Slavery

We Should Treat Cobalt EV Materials Like Blood Diamonds

Posted by: SMOD at January 02, 2024 09:55 AM (RHGPo)

119 Ducks say "quack" and fish go "blub"
And the seal goes "ow ow ow"
But there's one sound that no one knows

What does the fox say?
"Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!"

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 02, 2024 09:55 AM (lwOKI)

120 Just think of all the trouble Adam would have saved MANkind if he'd consulted a competent divorce attorney.
Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters

Fighting over who gets custody of little Cain:
Adam: "You take him."
Eve: "No, I don't want him. You take him!"

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 02, 2024 09:55 AM (9yWhg)

121 Sleeping children go off to the Land of Nod…. hmmm…

Posted by: tubal at January 02, 2024 09:55 AM (PCK5/)

122 Ya ya vee love a big ttittie ya

Posted by: Montec at January 02, 2024 09:55 AM (BI8w/)

123 Interesting version of the snake. Obviously it has a face and arms, and you can see the coils winding around the tree.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 02, 2024 09:55 AM (p+1gI)

124 I note the horde is staying on point regarding the subject of todays artistic presentation well past the 100 comment threshold. It's gonna be a good year!
Posted by: DanMan

Well, there's boobs. Not the best, but there they are.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 02, 2024 09:56 AM (R4t5M)

125 116 I note the horde is staying on point regarding the subject of todays artistic presentation well past the 100 comment threshold. It's gonna be a good year!
Posted by: DanMan at January 02, 2024 09:54 AM (8uzBS)

Dude
We have something like 250 moar chances to fuck up!
Depend on it!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 02, 2024 09:56 AM (lwOKI)

126 "Since the beginning, man has longed to touch a boob."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at January 02, 2024 09:56 AM (xcxpd)

127 Have you met my brothers Winken and Blinken?

Posted by: Nod at January 02, 2024 09:56 AM (NBVIP)

128 Eeew! Healthy and intact breast tissue. Absolutely disgusting.

Posted by: Admiral Rachel Levine at January 02, 2024 09:56 AM (OiKEr)

129 One of these days, Eve. One of these days. . . . Bang! Zoom! Straight to the moon.

Posted by: Adam, after the Fall, toiling by the sweat of his brow at January 02, 2024 09:56 AM (4I/2K)

130 The Land of Nod, east of Eden, was where Cain went to live after he killed Abel.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 02, 2024 09:57 AM (9yWhg)

131 The Greeks loved the male form and were heavily influential on art. Not sure they reflected popular opinion.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 02, 2024 09:51 AM (eYoxG)

It's hard to know. While big tits may not have been the conceptual apex of beauty, I'd bet they were still attractive to dudes.

Look at our fashion industry for the past what, 40 years? With the exception of Kate Upton, do their concept of the ideal female form mirror ours?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 02, 2024 09:57 AM (zZu0s)

132 On Monday’s broadcast of “CNN News Central,” CNN Military Analyst and former NATO Supreme Allied Commander Gen. Wesley Clark (Ret.) stated that the Houthis and Iran react to rhetoric from the Biden administration by saying, “they don’t want it to escalate, well, let’s do it again and make them escalate.” And “as long as the United States is holding back and saying, oh please, don’t do this to us, oh, please, stop, it’s like saying to the bully on the street, oh, please don’t hit me again, he’s going to hit you again.”

Posted by: SMOD at January 02, 2024 09:57 AM (RHGPo)

133 110

Pornhub… the Early Early Early Years…..

Posted by: tubal at January 02, 2024 09:51 AM (PCK5/)

Pornhub ... the 'In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida' years?

Posted by: Ciampino - I like the 18 minute version at January 02, 2024 09:57 AM (qfLjt)

134 Fifty here, fifty there. Pretty soon it begins to add up.

Bill Ackman
@BillAckman
New whistleblower complaint alleging 50 instances of plagiarism by @Harvard President Gay.
The whistleblower raises serious issues about how the initial investigation into Gay’s work was conducted.
The whistleblower levels credible accusations against the
@Harvard governing board in its apparent attempt to quash the initial inquiry into her work and its summarial dismissal of the allegations, relying on a still undisclosed three-person panel of ‘experts’ who assessed Gay’s work outside of the normal process for such investigations.
The coverup is often worse than the crime.
The media must dig deeper here. Gaygate is in need of greater sunlight.

-
If they're going to have a cover-up, they should start with her face.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 02, 2024 09:57 AM (FVME7)

135 Boob thread > movie thread

Posted by: Montec at January 02, 2024 09:57 AM (BI8w/)

136 Morning again, all,

Oddly, Eve's face is well drawn and rather cute. The rest of her needs a little toning.

Adam, in contrast, is not buff and hyper-muscled, but he looks in pretty good shape.

Yes, that clearly is a fox behind Eve. Considering the subject matter, I wouldn't be surprised if it were a vixen.

Was there a tradition that the Serpent looked like, or manifested as, a cherub or human infant?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 02, 2024 09:58 AM (omVj0)

137 *waits for someone to suggest love of big boobs is white supremacy*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 02, 2024 09:58 AM (zZu0s)

138 130 The Land of Nod, east of Eden, was where Cain went to live after he killed Abel.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 02, 2024 09:57 AM (9yWhg)

I wonder what Trip Advisor had to say about the place???

Posted by: tubal at January 02, 2024 09:58 AM (PCK5/)

139 There is a massive FDNY presence on New York City’s Roosevelt Island after residents reported multiple explosions, power outages and buildings shaking.

Posted by: SMOD at January 02, 2024 09:58 AM (RHGPo)

140 131 The Greeks loved the male form and were heavily influential on art. Not sure they reflected popular opinion.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 02, 2024 09:51 AM (eYoxG)

It's hard to know. While big tits may not have been the conceptual apex of beauty, I'd bet they were still attractive to dudes.

Look at our fashion industry for the past what, 40 years? With the exception of Kate Upton, do their concept of the ideal female form mirror ours?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 02, 2024 09:57 AM (zZu0s)

Well our fashion industry is run by gay men so... Wait a second...

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 02, 2024 09:58 AM (eYoxG)

141 The serpent before it lost its legs is called "Dragonopides."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 02, 2024 09:59 AM (9yWhg)

142 It’s obvious to anyone and everyone Gay was hired cuz she has lady parts and dark skin. Plagiarism? Meh. Like it matters either way to Harvard.

Posted by: Montec at January 02, 2024 09:59 AM (BI8w/)

143 Titian was always one of those 'doughy' artists. I am betting it is where he got his models from (outside the pastry shops?)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 02, 2024 09:59 AM (zZu0s)

144 I spent Friday at Chrystal Bridges.

Cool place if you are ever near Bentonville AR.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 02, 2024 09:59 AM (lwOKI)

145 The first meeting of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 02, 2024 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)

146 Look at our fashion industry for the past what, 40 years? With the exception of Kate Upton, do their concept of the ideal female form mirror ours?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 02, 2024

***
In the 1920s, the flapper ideal was to be small chested. I'd bet, though, everyday men still preferred some more evident development in that department.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 02, 2024 09:59 AM (omVj0)

147 *waits for someone to suggest love of big boobs is white supremacy*

Wynona Ryder has entered the chat.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 02, 2024 09:59 AM (9yWhg)

148 123 Interesting version of the snake. Obviously it has a face and arms, and you can see the coils winding around the tree.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
Lucifer was the most beautiful angel and when he was cast out of heaven he took one third of the celestial host with him.

Posted by: Eromero at January 02, 2024 09:59 AM (NxC5+)

149 "but you must not eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, for when you eat from it you will certainly die."

or KJV "But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die."

yeah, imo, Adam did die that very day. He died spiritually. He had holy spirit upon a condition. He chose to follow Eve. His body and soul lived on a long time.. ...

Later OT prophets (and others?) had the spirit "upon" them. NT Christians have Christ In, the spirit of sonship.

The exact process of knowing what is deep in the person's heart must require a deep forensic dive, which only God can do, I suppose. I think it goes far beyond coming down to the altar or having holy water sprinkled on the forehead.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 02, 2024 09:59 AM (Cus5s)

150 The Land of Nod?

Here's a nice version:

https://youtu.be/YiYp_2p2xWs

Posted by: Natalie Merchant at January 02, 2024 10:00 AM (NBVIP)

151 Titian was always one of those 'doughy' artists. I am betting it is where he got his models from (outside the pastry shops?)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 02, 2024

***
Is this guy, Tizian, the famous Titian who was known for his redheads? From which we get "Titian-haired"?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 02, 2024 10:00 AM (omVj0)

152 In the 1920s, the flapper ideal was to be small chested. I'd bet, though, everyday men still preferred some more evident development in that department.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 02, 2024 09:59 AM (omVj0)

I think boob love is a back brain thing. Probably has something to do with suggesting fertility and good support for children.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 02, 2024 10:01 AM (zZu0s)

153 Look at our fashion industry for the past what, 40 years? With the exception of Kate Upton, do their concept of the ideal female form mirror ours?

—

Claudia Schiffer…schewing!! Kathy Ireland, Naomi Campbell, Brooke Shields. There have been some hotties over the past 40 years.

Posted by: Montec at January 02, 2024 10:01 AM (BI8w/)

154 What does the fox say?
"Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!"

You asked for it. . .

http://tinyurl.com/3tb783ed

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 02, 2024 10:02 AM (Q0kLU)

155 Lucifer was the most beautiful angel and when he was cast out of heaven he took one third of the celestial host with him.
Posted by: Eromero

Sounds like an insurrection.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 02, 2024 10:03 AM (gj8Z2)

156 The nice thing is we get boobs for the New Year.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 02, 2024 10:03 AM (pZ64F)

157 Claudia Schiffer…schewing!! Kathy Ireland, Naomi Campbell, Brooke Shields. There have been some hotties over the past 40 years.
Posted by: Montec at January 02, 2024 10:01 AM (BI8w/)

and Stacy's Mom!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 02, 2024 10:03 AM (4I/2K)

158 So is American pin-up art art?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 02, 2024 10:03 AM (OJv82)

159
Sounds like an insurrection.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 02, 2024 10:03 AM (gj8Z2)

INPEACH!!!!!!

Posted by: Obscene Waters at January 02, 2024 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)

160 Interesting dash cam video of the Rochester incident.

http://tinyurl.com/y7nvxakh

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 02, 2024 10:04 AM (FVME7)

161 Gen. Wesley Clark (Ret.) stated that the Houthis and Iran react to rhetoric from the Biden administration by saying, “...it’s like saying to the bully on the street, oh, please don’t hit me again, he’s going to hit you again.”

Blind pig, acorn, some assembly required.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 02, 2024 10:04 AM (sNc8Y)

162 I'm not here.

Posted by: Stan at January 02, 2024 10:04 AM (NBVIP)

163 Major emergency response as three booms and shakes are felt on New York's Roosevelt Island: Firefighters are urgently 'trying to find the source' as they probe 'manhole fires'

https://mol.im/a/12918859

Posted by: Ciampino - Don't know this island at January 02, 2024 10:04 AM (qfLjt)

164 Claudia Schiffer…schewing!! Kathy Ireland, Naomi Campbell, Brooke Shields. There have been some hotties over the past 40 years.
Posted by: Montec at January 02, 2024 10:01 AM (BI8w/)

Most from late 80s/early 90s. But valid points all.

Although, even Ireland or Shields I would not put in the same category as Upton and Schiffer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 02, 2024 10:04 AM (zZu0s)

165 Titian was always one of those 'doughy' artists. I am betting it is where he got his models from (outside the pastry shops?)
-----
Like 'em chubby back then, eh?

Posted by: cliff clavin, usps (ret.) at January 02, 2024 10:05 AM (2yu8s)

166 Brooke Shields was from the era when men thought big eyebrows were sexy.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 02, 2024 10:05 AM (9yWhg)

167 *waits for someone to suggest love of big boobs is white supremacy*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Correction: that would clearly be the patriarchy.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at January 02, 2024 10:05 AM (TRDJ/)

168 Claudia Schiffer…schewing!! Kathy Ireland, Naomi Campbell, Brooke Shields. There have been some hotties over the past 40 years.
Posted by: Montec at January 02, 2024 10:01 AM (BI8w/)

Most from late 80s/early 90s. But valid points all.

Although, even Ireland or Shields I would not put in the same category as Upton and Schiffer.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

No love for Elle McPherson?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 02, 2024 10:06 AM (9yWhg)

169 The shrieking "woke" women demonstrating on the streets of every Western nation are proof positive of the existence of harpies.
Women who feel their own men can't or won't protect them will always side with the enemy.
Women should no more be expected to die in combat than men should be expected to die in childbirth.
Bring back the peacetime draft for all males aged 18-24. They're not going to college anyway.

Posted by: SMOD at January 02, 2024 10:06 AM (RHGPo)

170 Boobs.

A's to J's. I wanna see em all at least once.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 02, 2024 10:06 AM (Zz0t1)

171 158 So is American pin-up art art?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 02, 2024 10:03 AM (OJv82)

Of course it is.

http://tinyurl.com/26bahpey

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 02, 2024 10:06 AM (zZu0s)

172 Brooke Shields was from the era when men thought big eyebrows were sexy.

Brooke Shields is tall. That's sexy to me.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 02, 2024 10:07 AM (Q0kLU)

173 166 Brooke Shields was from the era when men thought big eyebrows were sexy.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 02, 2024 10:05 AM (9yWhg)

Correction: Big Eyebrow.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 02, 2024 10:07 AM (zZu0s)

174 I spent Friday at Chrystal Bridges.

Cool place if you are ever near Bentonville AR.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Was there last year. Absolutely fantastic. A must see.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 02, 2024 10:07 AM (GmDse)

175 the other side of the tree seems to reveal the snake part of the serpent, the branch with no leaves.

In the steps of deception, Eve changed what God said. Added "neither shall you touch it". ... Then the serpent made the big fat claim, "you shall not surely die ... you shall be as gods".

Eve was deceived, Adam was not.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 02, 2024 10:07 AM (Cus5s)

176 Is Claudia S. still with Statue-of-Liberty-Disappearance guy?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 02, 2024 10:07 AM (9yWhg)

177 Breat desirability is all situational I have decided…

Posted by: tubal at January 02, 2024 10:07 AM (PCK5/)

178 Brooke Shields is tall. That's sexy to me.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 02, 2024 10:07 AM (Q0kLU)

Tall can be nice with a good pair of stems.

It is all about proportions.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 02, 2024 10:07 AM (zZu0s)

179 I saw a lot of bad football this weekend. Jeebus, the NFL has ground itself down to the Pee Wee Leagues.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 02, 2024 10:07 AM (pZ64F)

180 Why is the snake depicted as female?

I got to tour a few pretty famous museums and art galleries during my trip. There were rooms and rooms full of sculptures, almost all depicting very beautiful men. All naked. No attempt at a fig leaf. There were some female but almost all men. It made me wonder....

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 02, 2024 10:07 AM (t/2Uw)

181 *crosses off 'stems' reference for legs from yearly checklist*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 02, 2024 10:08 AM (zZu0s)

182 http://tinyurl.com/26bahpey

That's a Frahm? Can't be. Her panties aren't falling down.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 02, 2024 10:08 AM (Q0kLU)

183 Weasely Clark, US Army SACEUR who was reassigned early from that position during the whole US led mess of an intervention in Yugoslavia...

Plus failed Democrat Presidential candidate.

Yeah that is a resume to inspire confidence.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 02, 2024 10:08 AM (OJv82)

184 It is all about proportions.
------------
And ass.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 02, 2024 10:08 AM (pZ64F)

185 179 I saw a lot of bad football this weekend. Jeebus, the NFL has ground itself down to the Pee Wee Leagues.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 02, 2024 10:07 AM (pZ64F)

I caught one bit of a play on New Years and it looked like call heavy football with namby pamby bullshit interference calls.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 02, 2024 10:09 AM (zZu0s)

186 Correction: Big Eyebrow.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Yes, thank you.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 02, 2024 10:09 AM (9yWhg)

187 168 Claudia Schiffer…schewing!! Kathy Ireland, Naomi Campbell, Brooke Shields. There have been some hotties over the past 40 years.
Posted by: Montec at January 02, 2024 10:01 AM (BI8w/)

Most from late 80s/early 90s. But valid points all.

Although, even Ireland or Shields I would not put in the same category as Upton and Schiffer.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

No love for Elle McPherson?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 02, 2024 10:06 AM (9yWhg)

For someone known as 'The Body'...there's not a lot there. She's no Pamela Anderson, she's cute though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at January 02, 2024 10:09 AM (xcxpd)

188 I caught one bit of a play on New Years and it looked like call heavy football with namby pamby bullshit interference calls.
--------------
How else do you get the Cowboys into the play-offs?

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 02, 2024 10:09 AM (pZ64F)

189 Stop calling me 'Shirley'!

Posted by: Eve at January 02, 2024 10:09 AM (2yu8s)

190 Brooke Shields seems to have aged well.

Posted by: tubal at January 02, 2024 10:09 AM (PCK5/)

191 I thought Claudia Schiffer was with the lead singer from Cars?

Posted by: Montec at January 02, 2024 10:10 AM (BI8w/)

192 That's a Frahm? Can't be. Her panties aren't falling down.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 02, 2024 10:08 AM (Q0kLU)

Yes, and I was surprised myself. I always liked Frahm (panty thing aside.) His interest seemed to be 'round faced' and 'busty'. Which mirrors my own.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 02, 2024 10:10 AM (zZu0s)

193 And that bass.

Posted by: Meaghan Trainor at January 02, 2024 10:10 AM (NBVIP)

194 Remote work, coupled with the rise of homeschooling, was one of the more underrated effects of the 2020 lockdowns. In many states, getting your kids in a great school district required you to live in that district - which is quite hard to afford. If school and work does not require you to live in an expensive neighborhood, you could essentially go anywhere and get a large house in a safe area and have wonderful homeschooling options.
This will have repercussions on the home real estate market.

Posted by: SMOD at January 02, 2024 10:10 AM (RHGPo)

195 175 the other side of the tree seems to reveal the snake part of the serpent, the branch with no leaves.

In the steps of deception, Eve changed what God said. Added "neither shall you touch it". ... Then the serpent made the big fat claim, "you shall not surely die ... you shall be as gods".

Eve was deceived, Adam was not.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 02, 2024 10:07 AM (Cus5s)

"Neither shall you smack it, flip it, rub it down..."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at January 02, 2024 10:10 AM (xcxpd)

196 Oh okay, I will play, briefly… Natasha Henstridge…

Posted by: tubal at January 02, 2024 10:11 AM (PCK5/)

197 I thought Claudia Schiffer was with the lead singer from Cars?
Posted by: Montec at January 02, 2024 10:10 AM (BI8w/)

You're thinking of the sales clerk girl in Christmas Vacation.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 02, 2024 10:11 AM (4I/2K)

198 That's a Frahm? Can't be. Her panties aren't falling down.

And no celery. I don't get it but it was obviously A Thing for him.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 02, 2024 10:11 AM (sNc8Y)

199
That's a Frahm? Can't be. Her panties aren't falling down.

Can't fall down if you already lost them

Posted by: The lady in the painting at January 02, 2024 10:11 AM (XqcwY)

200 Adam And Eve had it pretty good in the Garden Of Eden. They didn't even know they as naked. After Eve tempted Adam with the apple, God found out and told them to get their clothes on and get the hell out.

Would Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 02, 2024 10:11 AM (Edu7X)

201 Girl in the video "Who's Gonna Drive You Home?" married The Cars lead singer Ric. It was very tumultuous that marriage.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 02, 2024 10:11 AM (OJv82)

202 I saw a lot of bad football this weekend. Jeebus, the NFL has ground itself down to the Pee Wee Leagues.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 02, 2024 10:07 AM (pZ64F)

With that Cowboys/Lions game, if you don't think that the NFL is the WWE with shoulder pads, you're not paying attention.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 02, 2024 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)

203 If school and work does not require you to live in an expensive neighborhood, you could essentially go anywhere and get a large house in a safe area and have wonderful homeschooling options.
This will have repercussions on the home real estate market.
Posted by: SMOD

It’s well known that homeschooling is white supremacy!!!!
- MSM and Teacher Unions

Posted by: Montec at January 02, 2024 10:12 AM (BI8w/)

204 Seminole cologne.
For those nights when you don't want to score.

Posted by: The FSU Alumni Association store at January 02, 2024 10:12 AM (NBVIP)

205 Amazing video at Twitchy from Miles Ian Cheong of the SUV on fire in Rochester. There is actually someone getting out and walking around on fire.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 02, 2024 10:12 AM (z9oJe)

206 Has anybody ever heard of a 1930s Brit comic strip called "Jane?" Apparently, it was about a young woman who was constantly getting disrobed down her skivvies...and sometimes beyond.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 02, 2024 10:12 AM (9yWhg)

207 >>>The Fall of Man

The Winter of Our Discontent

Posted by: m at January 02, 2024 10:13 AM (4UYlo)

208 With that Cowboys/Lions game, if you don't think that the NFL is the WWE with shoulder pads, you're not paying attention.
---------------
I've been convinced that the NFL is rigged. The last thing you want is people in Manhattan making the final call on plays. Never trust Manhattan.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 02, 2024 10:14 AM (pZ64F)

209 *looks at pin-up art link*

Why is she wearing two different colored gloves and the one furthest away is the pink one?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 02, 2024 10:14 AM (OJv82)

210 For someone known as 'The Body'...there's not a lot there. She's no Pamela Anderson, she's cute though.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Elle had a great figure back in the 80s when she was posing for SI.

Pam Anderson just looks plastic to me.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 02, 2024 10:14 AM (9yWhg)

211 @201 Paulina Poritzcova. Ocasek didn't include her in his will because they were separated, but I think she still ended up with half. She is about 60 and still gorgeous.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 02, 2024 10:14 AM (z9oJe)

212 My New Year’s resolution was to be more interested in nekkid women. So far so good.

Posted by: Montec at January 02, 2024 10:14 AM (BI8w/)

213
The Winter of Our Discontent

Posted by: m at January 02, 2024 10:13 AM (4UYlo)

This is my winter of incontinence.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 02, 2024 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)

214 Kelly LeBrock...for the win!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 02, 2024 10:15 AM (YRsIm)

215 Pamela Anderson pre boob job was hotter than post boob job.

Posted by: Montec at January 02, 2024 10:15 AM (BI8w/)

216 194 Remote work, coupled with the rise of homeschooling, was one of the more underrated effects of the 2020 lockdowns. In many states, getting your kids in a great school district required you to live in that district - which is quite hard to afford. If school and work does not require you to live in an expensive neighborhood, you could essentially go anywhere and get a large house in a safe area and have wonderful homeschooling options.
This will have repercussions on the home real estate market.

Posted by: SMOD at January 02, 2024 10:10 AM (RHGPo)

Before the NAACP ran wild and the politicians bowed down to them schools in the local districts were largely financed through property taxes.

Posted by: vic at January 02, 2024 10:15 AM (A5THL)

217 The NFL is a reality TV show featuring 32 quarterbacks and 32 head coaches.

Posted by: You know it's true at January 02, 2024 10:15 AM (NBVIP)

218 BetRivers and DraftKings have entered the chat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 02, 2024 10:16 AM (lGMgw)

219 Why is she wearing two different colored gloves and the one furthest away is the pink one?
Posted by: Anna Puma

It would be too hard to explain the subtle symbolism inherent in American pin-up art.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at January 02, 2024 10:16 AM (Pg++2)

220 Scroll through Jack Posobiec's recent tweets about Epstein Island and Chucky Schumer. WHOA:

https://nitter.net/jackposobiec

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 02, 2024 10:16 AM (ch/kO)

221 207 >>>The Fall of Man

The Winter of Our Discontent
Posted by: m at January 02, 2024 10:13 AM (4UYlo)

The Spring in Your Step

Posted by: m at January 02, 2024 10:16 AM (4UYlo)

222 217 The NFL is a reality TV show featuring 32 quarterbacks and 32 head coaches.
Posted by: You know it's true at January 02, 2024 10:15 AM (NBVIP)

And 50% of their fans are degenerate gamblers.

Posted by: Montec at January 02, 2024 10:17 AM (BI8w/)

223 ^F Christy Brinkley
* 0/0 *

What am I gonna do with you people?

Posted by: Oddbob at January 02, 2024 10:17 AM (sNc8Y)

224 215 Pamela Anderson pre boob job was hotter than post boob job.
Posted by: Montec at January 02, 2024 10:15 AM (BI8w/)

She had a very natural look in the early days. As you say, infinitely better than post.

http://tinyurl.com/5n82upry

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 02, 2024 10:18 AM (zZu0s)

225 221 207 >>>The Fall of Man

The Winter of Our Discontent
Posted by: m at January 02, 2024 10:13 AM (4UYlo)

The Spring in Your Step
Posted by: m at January 02, 2024 10:16 AM (4UYlo)

The Sum(mer) of All Fears

Posted by: m at January 02, 2024 10:18 AM (4UYlo)

226 ---------------
I've been convinced that the NFL is rigged. The last thing you want is people in Manhattan making the final call on plays. Never trust Manhattan.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 02, 2024 10:14 AM (pZ64F)

In the same play, a linebacker had an open shot on Dak in the end zone for a safety and does everything he can to avoid him, giving Dak time to complete a 40 yard pass to an open receiver, at which time, the safety mysteriously falls down, giving up the 95 yard TD.

Then, the 2 pt. conversion by the Lions. The coach told the officials BEFORE THE GAME they'd be running that play at some point, the 2 linemen reported, the official acknowledged and STILL blew the call, costing them the game.

The NFL is dogshit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 02, 2024 10:18 AM (Zz0t1)

227 What am I gonna do with you people?
Posted by: Oddbob

Oh, now we're 'you people'!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 02, 2024 10:18 AM (GmDse)

228 What other type of gambler is there?

Posted by: I gotta ask at January 02, 2024 10:18 AM (NBVIP)

229 I'm thinking boob size preferences conformed to the tendencies of the local boob population.
India, big boobs good. Japan, small boobs good.

Posted by: From about that Time at January 02, 2024 10:18 AM (4780s)

230 Oh hey, Iran is sending a destroyer to the Red Sea...

What could go wrong? Check your bingo card folks.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 02, 2024 10:18 AM (OJv82)

231
And 50% of their fans are degenerate gamblers.
Posted by: Montec at January 02, 2024 10:17 AM (BI8w/)

Honestly, I think your number is low. Very low.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 02, 2024 10:18 AM (Zz0t1)

232 Titian was from the same town my mom grew up in. She emigrated to the USA when she was 8 with her family. My grandfather and others moved here to get away from the dictates of Mussolini.

Posted by: morigu at January 02, 2024 10:18 AM (GxgJq)

233 Sports is the ultimate us vs them thing. It’s like politics but with face paint.

Posted by: Montec at January 02, 2024 10:18 AM (BI8w/)

234 223 ^F Christy Brinkley
* 0/0 *

What am I gonna do with you people?
Posted by: Oddbob at January 02, 2024 10:17 AM (sNc8Y)

Brinkley almost approaches the Bo Derek singularity for me (meaning: obviously beautiful, but not hot.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 02, 2024 10:18 AM (zZu0s)

235 http://tinyurl.com/5n82upry
Posted by: Aetius451AD

That's a nice picture. Thank you.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 02, 2024 10:19 AM (9yWhg)

236 Eve's attempt at revenge:

http://tinyurl.com/tf6t5eht
5 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 02, 2024 10:19 AM (2yu8s)

237 MGM Grand has entered the chat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 02, 2024 10:19 AM (lGMgw)

238 229 I'm thinking boob size preferences conformed to the tendencies of the local boob population.
India, big boobs good. Japan, small boobs good.
Posted by: From about that Time at January 02, 2024 10:18 AM (4780s)

Oh, what was the name of that busty Japanese lady from the 90s... Anna Ohura?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 02, 2024 10:19 AM (zZu0s)

239 India, big boobs good. Japan, small boobs good.
Posted by: From about that Time

AoS, all boobs good.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 02, 2024 10:19 AM (GmDse)

240 Then, the 2 pt. conversion by the Lions. The coach told the officials BEFORE THE GAME they'd be running that play at some point, the 2 linemen reported, the official acknowledged and STILL blew the call, costing them the game.

The NFL is dogshit.
----------------
Detroit is the designated loser. Been that way for a long, long time.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 02, 2024 10:19 AM (pZ64F)

241 230 Oh hey, Iran is sending a destroyer to the Red Sea...

What could go wrong? Check your bingo card folks.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 02, 2024 10:18 AM (OJv82)

Preying Mantis?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 02, 2024 10:20 AM (zZu0s)

242 I don't think Japanese women are all that small-breasted. I always thought Chinese women, were, though.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 02, 2024 10:20 AM (9yWhg)

243
http://tinyurl.com/tf6t5eht
5 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 02, 2024 10:19 AM (2yu8s)

Ouch. But does show the hard heads of women. If that's a real axe and it bounced off her skull like that.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 02, 2024 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)

244 Oh hey, Iran is sending a destroyer to the Red Sea...

Does Israel have subs?

Posted by: Oddbob at January 02, 2024 10:21 AM (sNc8Y)

245 Vegas has gotten their sports franchises rather quickly.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 02, 2024 10:21 AM (lGMgw)

246 There are four boobs

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 02, 2024 10:21 AM (z9oJe)

247 *It’s like politics but with face paint.*

"Gotta support the team"
~ David Putty

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at January 02, 2024 10:21 AM (NBVIP)

248 Public broadcaster NHK News said 367 passengers and 12 crew members were on board JL516, all of whom evacuated the aircraft after touchdown. One JCG plane crew member was evacuated, but five others were unaccounted for.

Transport Minister Tetsuo Saito confirmed that five Japan Coast Guard members died on Runway 34R at Tokyo’s Haneda airport after their plane collided with Japan Airlines flight JL516.

Posted by: SMOD at January 02, 2024 10:21 AM (RHGPo)

249 Vegas has gotten their sports franchises rather quickly.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 02, 2024 10:21 AM (lGMgw)

Online sportsbooks sponsor all sports now.

All sports are corrupt.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 02, 2024 10:21 AM (Zz0t1)

250 Does Israel have subs?

Very nice German diesel-electrics.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 02, 2024 10:21 AM (OJv82)

251 I've had a lot of Eves in my life.

Still have one. Temptation every day.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 02, 2024 10:21 AM (lf83v)

252 Jack Poso @JackPosobiec 23m
Gwendolyn Beck, who flew with ‘Chuck Schume’ was the mistress of Bob Menendez

Jack Poso @JackPosobiec 32m
Check out page 39 of the Epstein flight logs
Does that say Chuck Schumer?

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 02, 2024 10:22 AM (2yu8s)

253 Man Japan’s 2024 isn’t going so hot is it?

Posted by: Montec at January 02, 2024 10:22 AM (BI8w/)

254 India, big boobs good. Japan, small boobs good.
Posted by: From about that Time

AoS, all boobs good.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 02, 2024 10:19 AM (GmDse)

This is the way.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 02, 2024 10:22 AM (4I/2K)

255 Type IXs?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 02, 2024 10:22 AM (zZu0s)

256 Now do "The Fall Of Republics".

No difference.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 02, 2024 10:22 AM (v0yRR)

257 Does Israel have subs?
_________

No, but you should try their pastrami on rye.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 02, 2024 10:22 AM (lf83v)

258 241 230 Oh hey, Iran is sending a destroyer to the Red Sea...
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Nothing says Obama better than an Iranian destroyer.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 02, 2024 10:22 AM (pZ64F)

259 257 Does Israel have subs?
_________

No, but you should try their pastrami on rye.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 02, 2024 10:22 AM (lf83v)

Deli humor.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 02, 2024 10:23 AM (zZu0s)

260 There are four boobs
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 02, 2024 10:21 AM (z9oJe)

A
B
C
D
cups.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 02, 2024 10:23 AM (Zz0t1)

261 "With that Cowboys/Lions game, if you don't think that the NFL is the WWE with shoulder pads, you're not paying attention."

I'd guess they do rig games, but he either reported as eligible or he did not. Doesn't the defense get to know is he is eligible? Not sure just how that works.

Saints lost an important game (playoff?) years back, where they almost had a reception at maybe the one, but receiver was blatantly tackled long before the ball got there, not even close. No flag.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 02, 2024 10:23 AM (Cus5s)

262 Ls Vegas should have had teams 10years ago given the population growth. It makes sense for there to be teams there. They just all bunched up together.

Posted by: Montec at January 02, 2024 10:23 AM (BI8w/)

263 Does Israel have subs?
_________

No, but you should try their pastrami on rye.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

HeyOhhhhhhhh!!!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 02, 2024 10:23 AM (GmDse)

264 There were reasons Vegas had no pro sports. Then people conveniently forgot shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 02, 2024 10:24 AM (lGMgw)

265 All sports are corrupt.
Posted by: Sponge

Not pickleball!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 02, 2024 10:24 AM (9yWhg)

266 No, but you should try their pastrami on rye.

Oy. I should have seen that coming. Well played.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 02, 2024 10:24 AM (sNc8Y)

267

Not pickleball!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 02, 2024 10:24 AM (9yWhg)

ESPECIALLY pickelball.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 02, 2024 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)

268 The Dolphin class submarines were designed in Israel but built in Kiel, Germany.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 02, 2024 10:24 AM (OJv82)

269 Boob size for me has to proportional. Small girl, small boobs is nice.

Posted by: Montec at January 02, 2024 10:24 AM (BI8w/)

270 Oh hey, Iran is sending a destroyer to the Red Sea.
________

Ooooh, scary.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 02, 2024 10:24 AM (lf83v)

271 All sports are corrupt.
Posted by: Sponge

Not pickleball!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 02, 2024 10:24 AM (9yWhg)

All in due time. *steeples fingers*

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 02, 2024 10:24 AM (4I/2K)

272 257 Does Israel have subs?

Yes, but their first string is pretty good.

Posted by: The Mossad at January 02, 2024 10:25 AM (NBVIP)

273
"The Fall of Man"?

Looks more like "The Fall of TAN"!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 02, 2024 10:25 AM (xG4kz)

274 Has anybody ever heard of a 1930s Brit comic strip called "Jane?" Apparently, it was about a young woman who was constantly getting disrobed down her skivvies...and sometimes beyond.

Yes.

Much like Milton Caniff's Dragon Lady in Terry and the Pirates, Jane was a comic pin-up for the Brits during the war.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 02, 2024 10:25 AM (Q0kLU)

275 Man those eyetalians love the naked stuff.

Posted by: My nic is fluid baby at January 02, 2024 10:25 AM (SUc4N)

276 Samurai Delicatessen has entered the Chat

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 02, 2024 10:25 AM (OJv82)

277 Samurai Delicatessen has entered the Chat
Posted by: Anna Puma

Buck Henry was one of the customers iirc. Great stuff.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 02, 2024 10:26 AM (GmDse)

278 Wait. Bellybuttons?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 02, 2024 10:26 AM (lf83v)

279 @amuse @amuse 47m
Convicted ballot harvester, Gloria Torres, has been appointed as the new Vice Mayor of San Luis, Arizona. She pled guilty to ballot abuse in June 2023. Torres will be involved in the 2024 election. h/t @JenWEsq

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 02, 2024 10:27 AM (2yu8s)

280 No snake, but there's a fox. (They're adaptable, clever and full of mischief.) Less threatening than, I cast your a**es out!

An ok painting. May or not hang.

Posted by: L - being Lady Macbeth for once at January 02, 2024 10:27 AM (GshMh)

281 Oh, what was the name of that busty Japanese lady from the 90s... Anna Ohura?

"Build a busty Japanese woman and the world will beat a path to your door."

- - Shit Thoreau Said, Volume III

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 02, 2024 10:27 AM (Q0kLU)

282 Shipped from Germany = Kiel hauled.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 02, 2024 10:27 AM (2yu8s)

283 Samurai Delicatessen has entered the Chat
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 02, 2024 10:25 AM (OJv82)

Would it be, uh.. would it be too much to ask if you could cut it in half?

Posted by: Buck Henry at January 02, 2024 10:27 AM (4I/2K)

284 I don’t think refs are told directly “make sure this team wins”. But they kinda know what is expected of them, without anyone explicitly saying it.

Posted by: Montec at January 02, 2024 10:27 AM (BI8w/)

285 278 Wait. Bellybuttons?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 02, 2024 10:26 AM (lf83v)

I was waiting until someone commented on that… took until 278….

Posted by: tubal at January 02, 2024 10:28 AM (PCK5/)

286 "Just Jane" is also the name of what could be the third flyable Avro Lancaster bomber.

Right now the bomber is good to rev up her engines and taxi. It is a multi-year effort to slowly go through the whole aircraft with the objective to get her airborne again.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 02, 2024 10:28 AM (OJv82)

287 278 Wait. Bellybuttons?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 02, 2024 10:26 AM (lf83v)

And a baby!

Posted by: m at January 02, 2024 10:28 AM (4UYlo)

288 Wait. Bellybuttons?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 02, 2024 10:26 AM (lf83v)

God works in mysterious ways.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 02, 2024 10:29 AM (4I/2K)

289 Pickle ball. Ugh. Tried it once maybe as a sub for tennis.. How can anyone stand all that click clacking?

Posted by: My nic is fluid baby at January 02, 2024 10:29 AM (SUc4N)

290 253 Man Japan’s 2024 isn’t going so hot is it?
Posted by: Montec at January 02, 2024 10:22 AM (BI8w/)

I have a feeling we are going to envy Japan's 2024.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 02, 2024 10:29 AM (pohLc)

291 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Slept in. Looks like you all have been busy.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 02, 2024 10:30 AM (W/lyH)

292 280 No snake, but there's a fox. (They're adaptable, clever and full of mischief.) Less threatening than, I cast your a**es out!

There is a snake in the tree

Posted by: It's me donna at January 02, 2024 10:30 AM (n2vyf)

293 Can't say from any experience, Japanese women can have large breaststroke same as any other

Posted by: Skip at January 02, 2024 10:30 AM (fwDg9)

294 What does the fox say?
"Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!"
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 02, 2024 09:55 AM

That was bizarre enough to be amusing. I liked the parody "What Does My Kid Say?"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 02, 2024 10:30 AM (Wnv9h)

295
Oh hey, Iran is sending a destroyer to the Red Sea...

Who's up for a sporty round
of "bobbing for ayatollahs"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 02, 2024 10:31 AM (xG4kz)

296 Mink to Lufa, "I am a creature of strange circumstances."

Dragon Half

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 02, 2024 10:31 AM (OJv82)

297 I am not old enough to play pickleball…

Posted by: tubal at January 02, 2024 10:31 AM (PCK5/)

298 > "Just Jane" is also the name of what could be the third flyable Avro Lancaster bomber.
________

in 2007 a B-17 called "Nine O Mine" and a B-24 called "Witchcraft" made a stopover at the Monterey, CA airport.

IIRC there aren't that many B-24's flyable.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 02, 2024 10:32 AM (Q4IgG)

299 Wait. Bellybuttons?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

Ha!

I always have wondered where the circulatory pieces/parts go that are connected to the bellybutton, or what happens to them, of newly born infants.

The human body is truly amazing.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 02, 2024 10:32 AM (GmDse)

300 Safe and effective.

And some of you wonder why the symbol for medicine is a snake entwined around a tree...

Posted by: The CDC at January 02, 2024 10:32 AM (gIvNR)

301 Done with breakfast, done with coffee. Now have to make myself busy. I feel so old thinking that Pappy Eromero would have been 100 this year

Posted by: Eromero at January 02, 2024 10:33 AM (NxC5+)

302 "WHY DID THIS H8R EXCLUDE THE OTHER 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 GENDERS!
?!?!?!"

Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at January 02, 2024 10:33 AM (DGu1s)

303 Pickle ball. Ugh. Tried it once maybe as a sub for tennis.. How can anyone stand all that click clacking?
Posted by: My nic is fluid baby

Hips and knees going out?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 02, 2024 10:33 AM (GmDse)

304 There have been some hotties over the past 40 years.
Posted by: Montec

Might I introduce an Elle McPherson into this conversation

Posted by: From about that Time at January 02, 2024 10:33 AM (4780s)

305 Much like Milton Caniff's Dragon Lady in Terry and the Pirates, Jane was a comic pin-up for the Brits during the war.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Apparently, Jane once appeared completely nude, and the British forces in North Africa were reckoned to have advanced five miles that day.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 02, 2024 10:33 AM (9yWhg)

306 Breaking911 @Breaking911 12h
BREAKING: South Korean opposition leader Lee Jae-myung is stabbed during campaign stop; condition unknown

http://tinyurl.com/8mrwxmrz
21 seconds; no gore visible but violent.

News chyron here claims it was a random attack [so a known nut??] in Busan.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 02, 2024 10:33 AM (2yu8s)

307 >>The human body is truly amazing.

My body is a wonderland.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2024 10:34 AM (ZLI7S)

308 Whoops, Bulgar beat me too it.

Posted by: From about that Time at January 02, 2024 10:34 AM (4780s)

309 Maid cosplay girl fires a .50 cal sniper rifle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSLXuK6bs4g

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 02, 2024 10:34 AM (OJv82)

310 Might I introduce an Elle McPherson into this conversation
Posted by: From about that Time

I already did. She was spectacular at her peak.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 02, 2024 10:35 AM (9yWhg)

311 News chyron here claims it was a random attack [so a known nut??] in Busan.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 02, 2024 10:33 AM (2yu8s)

Aspiring boy band member.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 02, 2024 10:35 AM (R4t5M)

312 300 Safe and effective.

And some of you wonder why the symbol for medicine is a snake entwined around a tree...
Posted by: The CDC
I believe the Greek word for witchcraft is pharmaceutical.

Posted by: Eromero at January 02, 2024 10:35 AM (NxC5+)

313 309 Maid cosplay girl fires a .50 cal sniper rifle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSLXuK6bs4g
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 02, 2024 10:34 AM (OJv82)

Two things:

1) The maid thing is one I cannot understand.

2) Did she get hit by the scope?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 02, 2024 10:37 AM (zZu0s)

314 We didn't mention Cindy Crawford either.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 02, 2024 10:37 AM (zZu0s)

315 #306 Addendum:

Censored Men @CensoredMen 11h
🚨 #BREAKING: South Korea's opposition leader, Lee Jae-Myung, is in stable condition and his injuries are not life-threatening.

His attacker has been arrested.
-------
It looks like photo/s of the attacker are being censored from Xtwitter [unless the photo was a fake].

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 02, 2024 10:38 AM (2yu8s)

316 Hips and knees going out?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 02, 2024 10:33 AM (GmDse)

Lol. Gone. 2 knee replacements and a hip. Actually still have a ball machine so I can mostly stand there and hit. Sigh. Still fun though.

Posted by: My nic is fluid baby at January 02, 2024 10:38 AM (SUc4N)

317 We didn't mention Cindy Crawford either.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Or Cheryl Tiegs.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 02, 2024 10:38 AM (9yWhg)

318 We didn't mention Cindy Crawford either.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Mole.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at January 02, 2024 10:38 AM (NpM/M)

319 318 We didn't mention Cindy Crawford either.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Mole.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at January 02, 2024 10:38 AM (NpM/M)

LOL

Posted by: m at January 02, 2024 10:39 AM (4UYlo)

320 News chyron here claims it was a random attack [so a known nut??] in Busan.

Is it weird that I feel somewhat comforted to know that we're not the only ones with nuts running around?

Posted by: Oddbob at January 02, 2024 10:39 AM (sNc8Y)

321 I am not old enough to play pickleball…

Posted by: tubal at January 02, 2024 10:31 AM (PCK5/)

------------

After having played tennis regularly throughout most of my 50s, playing pickleball would feel like having been demoted to the minor leagues.

Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at January 02, 2024 10:40 AM (DGu1s)

322
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 02, 2024 10:40 AM (bEb2S)

323 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 41m
BREAKING - Hamas chief says Israeli hostages to be freed only under group’s ‘terms’

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 02, 2024 10:40 AM (2yu8s)

324 323 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 41m
BREAKING - Hamas chief says Israeli hostages to be freed only under group’s ‘terms’
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 02, 2024 10:40 AM (2yu8s)

Are any actually alive ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 02, 2024 10:40 AM (n2vyf)

325 >>The human body is truly amazing.

My body is a wonderland.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2024 10:34 AM (ZLI7S)

---------

A winter wonderland?

Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at January 02, 2024 10:42 AM (DGu1s)

326 Aetius

Maikos and Geishas are symbols of power and success.

Now imagine you as a 20-something guy stuck going nowhere, the Maid Cafe is geared to that demographic that will probably never see marriage much less a girlfriend all to make them feel a little bit happy.

Maid Cafe has since expanded to cater to other niches such as Neko Maid Cafe and even Crossplay Maid Cafe.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 02, 2024 10:43 AM (OJv82)

327 Bad earworm.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 02, 2024 10:43 AM (R4t5M)

328 >>A winter wonderland?

More like a broken down amusement park.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2024 10:43 AM (ZLI7S)

329 >>The human body is truly amazing.

My body is a wonderland.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2024 10:34 AM (ZLI7S)

---------

A winter wonderland?
Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at January 02, 2024 10:42 AM (DGu1s)

My grown son treats his body like an amusement park!

Posted by: Estelle Costanza at January 02, 2024 10:44 AM (4I/2K)

330 Bad earworm.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 02, 2024 10:43 AM (R4t5M)

***

1-877-KARS FOR KIDS
K A R S KARS FOR KIIIIIIIIIDSSSSS

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at January 02, 2024 10:45 AM (ZV+pB)

331 The human body is truly amazing.

Yep. Many people are awed by the cosmos when they look up at a starry night sky, but I am just as awed by the thought of all the biological processes that go on in the human body, day and night, without our being aware of it.

I am especially conscious of those processes as I age, since some of those processes don't run so smoothly any more.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 02, 2024 10:45 AM (9yWhg)

332 292 280 No snake, but there's a fox.

There is a snake in the tree
Posted by: It's me donna

Oh, I see!! Thanks. I glanced quickly & saw the cherub, well placed leaves, fruit and the fox.

Posted by: L - being Lady Macbeth for once at January 02, 2024 10:45 AM (GshMh)

333 Boobies! Well, technically, anyway.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 02, 2024 10:46 AM (tkR6S)

334 There is a snake in the tree
Posted by: It's me donna

Oh, I see!! Thanks. I glanced quickly & saw the cherub, well placed leaves, fruit and the fox.
Posted by: L - being Lady Macbeth for once at January 02, 2024 10:45 AM (GshM

Almost looks like part of the cherub

Posted by: It's me donna at January 02, 2024 10:46 AM (n2vyf)

335 Pickle ball. Ugh. Tried it once maybe as a sub for tennis.. How can anyone stand all that click clacking?

Posted by: My nic is fluid baby

----------

I live in a town that's a large retirement community.

Big issue here with HOAs in exclusive developments turning previously relatively quiet tennis courts into noisy pickleball courts since obviously the residents did not agree to that when they bought their homes.

Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at January 02, 2024 10:46 AM (DGu1s)

336 Kars for Kidz was always on while I was in VA. Fucking annoying.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 02, 2024 10:47 AM (R4t5M)

337 No snake, but there's a fox.
___________

The first sin, and Fox was there.

Posted by: Bret Baier at January 02, 2024 10:47 AM (lf83v)

338 Since a fox is a canid, would Hadrian agree that this is actually art?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 02, 2024 10:47 AM (9yWhg)

339 Suuuure...

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 3h
NEW: Turkey detains 33 accused of spying for Israel
Turkey on Tuesday announced the detention of 33 people suspected of planning abductions and spying on behalf of Israel's Mossad intelligence service.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 02, 2024 10:48 AM (2yu8s)

340 g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 02, 2024 10:40 AM (bEb2S)

Happy New Year!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 02, 2024 10:48 AM (Zz0t1)

341 I have, how do you say... , pickle and balls

Posted by: The Paolo at January 02, 2024 10:48 AM (ZV+pB)

342 Boobies! Well, technically, anyway.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

When's God gonna turn Eve's feet blue?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 02, 2024 10:48 AM (9yWhg)

343 33 more political opponents of Erdrogon sentenced to Jan 6 cells.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 02, 2024 10:48 AM (OJv82)

344 Samurai Delicatessen has entered the Chat
Posted by: Anna Puma

IIRC, Belushi cut his lip swinging the katana in the skit with Buck Henry.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 02, 2024 10:49 AM (w9Wax)

345 Why do they have belly buttons?

Posted by: look whats not at January 02, 2024 10:49 AM (nakGR)

346 Busloads of asylum seekers headed for the Big Apple are thwarting Mayor Eric Adams’ crackdown on arrivals by being dropped off in New Jersey and jumping on a train to reach their “final destination” — turning a family-friendly Garden State suburb into a migrant hub. The Secaucus Police Department and town officials were informed Saturday by the Hudson County Executives’ Office that four buses transporting migrants bound for New York had arrived at the Secaucus Junction train station, according to officials. “From what we understand, after being dropped at the train station the migrants then took trains to New York.

Posted by: SMOD at January 02, 2024 10:49 AM (RHGPo)

347 I have, how do you say... , pickle and balls
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And I have, corn and hole.

Posted by: Steven the Houston Sissy at January 02, 2024 10:49 AM (lf83v)

348 From what we understand, after being dropped at the train station the migrants then took trains to New York.
Posted by: SMOD at January 02, 2024 10:49 AM (RHGPo)

LOL.... Good

Posted by: It's me donna at January 02, 2024 10:50 AM (n2vyf)

349 Belushi actually gashed Buck Henrys head

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at January 02, 2024 10:51 AM (ZV+pB)

350 Israel 'plans' to divide Gaza into emirates ruled by tribes, rather than political entity

Posted by: SMOD at January 02, 2024 10:51 AM (RHGPo)

351 I think that 'woman' is transgendered. Those are man feet

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at January 02, 2024 10:51 AM (ZV+pB)

352 Tim Conway Jr. is responsible for all those KARS FOR KIDS earworms on KFI in the 90s. Kill him!

Posted by: look whats not at January 02, 2024 10:52 AM (nakGR)

353 NEW: Turkey detains 33 accused of spying for Israel
Turkey on Tuesday announced the detention of 33 people suspected of planning abductions and spying on behalf of Israel's Mossad intelligence service.
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Yeah, Israel wants Turkey's secrets for being screwed up third world shithole with 15th Century values and an aversion to modern architectural technology in earthquake zones.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 02, 2024 10:52 AM (lf83v)

354 348 From what we understand, after being dropped at the train station the migrants then took trains to New York.
Posted by: SMOD at January 02, 2024 10:49 AM (RHGPo)

LOL.... Good
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Oddly, NJ as a Secessionist Sanctuary State did not welcome their Underground Railroad passengers with a gift basket.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 02, 2024 10:52 AM (PGK1w)

355 278 Wait. Bellybuttons?

Yeah. That's troubling.

Posted by: Theologians thru the ages at January 02, 2024 10:52 AM (NBVIP)

356 Posted by: Anna Puma at January 02, 2024 10:43 AM (OJv82)

Don't get me wrong. In the lexicon of... cosplay(?) it is not that odd. Just strikes me as one of those things that does nothing for me.

Huh. Dragon Maid. Never made the connection there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 02, 2024 10:52 AM (zZu0s)

357 >>IIRC, Belushi cut his lip swinging the katana in the skit with Buck Henry.

Belushi accidentally hit Buck in the forehead requiring a bandaid. For the rest of the show various crew members wore bandaids on their foreheads during their skits.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2024 10:52 AM (ZLI7S)

358 Israel 'plans' to divide Gaza into emirates ruled by tribes, rather than political entity
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We want in.

Posted by: The Hakawe Tribe at January 02, 2024 10:53 AM (lf83v)

359 Israel 'plans' to divide Gaza into emirates ruled by tribes

Will there be casinos ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 02, 2024 10:53 AM (n2vyf)

360 350 Israel 'plans' to divide Gaza into emirates ruled by tribes, rather than political entity
Posted by: SMOD at January 02, 2024 10:51 AM (RHGPo)

Hey, they were reading my comments here!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 02, 2024 10:54 AM (eYoxG)

361 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2h
NEW: 2023 was China’s hottest recorded year: state media
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You know, where they're currently having record-setting cold and snowfall.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 02, 2024 10:54 AM (2yu8s)

362 I am especially conscious of those processes as I age, since some of those processes don't run so smoothly any more.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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The internal gurgling of these intestinal spaces frightens me.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 02, 2024 10:54 AM (oMndl)

363 ael 'plans' to divide Gaza into emirates ruled by tribes, rather than political entity
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We want in.
Posted by: The Hakawe Tribe at January 02, 2024 10:53 AM (lf83v)\

***

Wait, what?

Posted by: Cleveland Indians at January 02, 2024 10:54 AM (ZV+pB)

364 Didn't Israel start off with 12 tribes?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 02, 2024 10:54 AM (lf83v)

365 Israel 'plans' to divide Gaza into emirates ruled by tribes

Will there be casinos ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 02, 2024 10:53 AM (n2vyf)

***

Cheap Smokes for sure...

Posted by: Ward Churchill at January 02, 2024 10:55 AM (ZV+pB)

366 364 Didn't Israel start off with 12 tribes?
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Its like the PAC 12, they are now the PAC 2.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 02, 2024 10:56 AM (PGK1w)

367 364 Didn't Israel start off with 12 tribes?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 02, 2024 10:54 AM (lf83v)

They certainly existed a lot earlier than that Epileptic child marrying goat molester

Posted by: It's me donna at January 02, 2024 10:56 AM (n2vyf)

368 364 Didn't Israel start off with 12 tribes?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 02, 2024 10:54 AM (lf83v)

Yeah, then there was a war about high taxes. And later a captivity.

The Samaritans claim to be, and I think credibly appear to be, some of those tribes. The tribes rebelling against the taxes changed their religious center from Jerusalem and the Samaritans adhere to that switch.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 02, 2024 10:57 AM (eYoxG)

369

Adam, your dick is not only big as a tree, it tastes like one too!

Posted by: Don Lemonparty at January 02, 2024 10:57 AM (HRQvT)

370 309 Maid cosplay girl fires a .50 cal sniper rifle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSLXuK6bs4g
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 02, 2024 10:34 AM (OJv82)

I've seen that. You can see the shockwave move down her little body. I wouldn't have done that to that girl.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 02, 2024 10:57 AM (pohLc)

371 Yeah, Israel wants Turkey's secrets for being screwed up third world shithole with 15th Century values and an aversion to modern architectural technology in earthquake zones.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 02, 2024 10:52 AM (lf83v)
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Turkey is very hostile to Israel. They provide support to Hamas and many other Islamic terror organizations.

It's not about building construction.

Still, 33 Mossadnics? Or are they just rounding up Jews for the fun of it?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 02, 2024 10:58 AM (ch/kO)

372
I've seen that. You can see the shockwave move down her little body. I wouldn't have done that to that girl.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 02, 2024 10:57 AM (pohLc)

It's hot when they jiggle in all the right places.

Also, she didn't seem to mind it one bit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 02, 2024 10:58 AM (Zz0t1)

373 They certainly existed a lot earlier than that Epileptic child marrying goat molester

Posted by: It's me donna at January 02, 2024 10:56 AM (n2vyf)

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You're gonna have to be A LOT more specific ...

Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at January 02, 2024 10:59 AM (jkiTL)

374 Insider Corner @insiderscorner 19h
WATCH
Ian Ziering of 'Beverly Hills, 90210' faces a violent assault by a reckless motorcycle gang in Los Angeles.

http://tinyurl.com/mwjbp32j
33 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 02, 2024 10:59 AM (2yu8s)

375 Still, 33 Mossadnics? Or are they just rounding up Jews for the fun of it?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 02, 2024 10:58 AM (ch/kO)

Probably.... Erdogan is the one I would most like to see eliminated

Posted by: It's me donna at January 02, 2024 10:59 AM (n2vyf)

376 374 Insider Corner @insiderscorner 19h
WATCH
Ian Ziering of 'Beverly Hills, 90210' faces a violent assault by a reckless motorcycle gang in Los Angeles.

http://tinyurl.com/mwjbp32j
33 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 02, 2024 10:59 AM (2yu8s)

Also, Sharknado fame.

Have we forgotten so soon?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 02, 2024 11:00 AM (zZu0s)

377 They certainly existed a lot earlier than that Epileptic child marrying goat molester

Posted by: It's me donna at January 02, 2024 10:56 AM (n2vyf)

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You're gonna have to be A LOT more specific ...

Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at January 02, 2024 10:59 AM (jkiTL)

The OG. The Original Goatf*cker.

Mohamhead.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 02, 2024 11:00 AM (Zz0t1)

378 Insider Corner @insiderscorner 2h
Karine Jean-Pierre emphasizes a commitment to "continuing to lower costs" in addressing the economy, even as prices have increased by 17.4% under Biden.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 02, 2024 11:00 AM (2yu8s)

379 The OG. The Original Goatf*cker.

Mohamhead.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 02, 2024 11:00 AM (Zz0t1)

That one

Posted by: It's me donna at January 02, 2024 11:00 AM (n2vyf)

380
Also, Sharknado fame.

Have we forgotten so soon?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 02, 2024 11:00 AM (zZu0s)

"Yes, please."

- - - - Ian Ziering

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 02, 2024 11:00 AM (Zz0t1)

381 Karine Jean-Pierre emphasizes a commitment to "continuing to lower costs" in addressing the economy, even as prices have increased by 17.4% under Biden.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 02, 2024 11:00 AM (2yu8s)

Gas just went up 30 cents in 5 days here

Posted by: It's me donna at January 02, 2024 11:01 AM (n2vyf)

382 even as prices have increased by 17.4% under Biden.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 02, 2024 11:00 AM (2yu8s)

Not mentioning the common goods that are up 100+%.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 02, 2024 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)

383 Nood

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 02, 2024 11:02 AM (9yWhg)

384 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 02, 2024 11:02 AM (Zz0t1)

385 Karine Jean-Pierre emphasizes a commitment to "continuing to lower costs" in addressing the economy, even as prices have increased by 17.4% under Biden.
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Getting economic advise from a Haitian is the smart move.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 02, 2024 11:02 AM (PGK1w)

386 EBT cards accepted.

Posted by: Gaza Strip convenience store at January 02, 2024 11:03 AM (NBVIP)

387 Weasel might like this:

Gunnery in Medieval Japan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rdiTDX57rQ

Rapid fire would heat the barrels, hence the nickname "noodle guns."

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 02, 2024 11:03 AM (OJv82)

388 Look at our fashion industry for the past what, 40 years? With the exception of Kate Upton, do their concept of the ideal female form mirror ours?

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Go look at some videos of Miami Bikini Week fashion shows. Mostly voluptuous women.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 02, 2024 11:04 AM (cMXNt)

389 nood Uke Russia Nato -- no thanks.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 02, 2024 11:05 AM (2yu8s)

390 @354

>>Oddly, NJ as a Secessionist Sanctuary State did not welcome their Underground Railroad passengers with a gift basket.

Soon they will be dropping them off in Pa and they will be taking Martz Busses.

As fun as it is to see leftist squirm, simply bussing a couple hundred illegals out of the nearly 12million, is pissing in the wind.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 02, 2024 11:06 AM (XV/Pl)

391 Oh hey, Iran is sending a destroyer to the Red Sea...

What could go wrong? Check your bingo card folks.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 02, 2024 10:18 AM (OJv82)

One salvo of torpedoes could fix that. And nobody need ever claim responsibility.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 02, 2024 11:07 AM (tkR6S)

392 Gas just went up 30 cents in 5 days here
Posted by: It's me donna at January 02, 2024 11:01 AM (n2vyf)

Been going down here. Actually, for a few days a few weeks ago, it was 2.99 a gallon. 3.05 now.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at January 02, 2024 11:22 AM (iODuv)

393 sock off

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 02, 2024 11:45 AM (2yu8s)

394 The Forbiden Fruit not any Animal Products

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