Emo Cats Cafe

Dolomite Mountains
by @ronald_soethje
Cliffhanger was filmed in the Dolomites,
which is why the mountains looked little like the Rockies

Cat says "I love you." Sort of.

This senior dog was left by his former owners tied up outside when they took off. But this little grandma dog was rescued and is now loved.

Pittie was kept in a cage only for breeding purposes, then abandoned when it turned out she was infertile. But a nice woman adopted her, and now she won't stop talking.

A glimpse of summertime.

It's technically a stick.

Hound crooning.

Making your husky make even stranger noises than he usually makes.

This is why I don't eat vegetables. (Unless they're in a pizza situation, obviously.)

This cat needs you to know you're two minutes late in feeding him and he's not going to put up with your lackadaisical shit much longer.

Cat is alarmed.

Confuse-a-Cat:

Guys.. they're doing the TikTok trend again... Send help NOW! pic.twitter.com/I3ynC03oGG
— Pier Pets (@PierPets) January 1, 2024

For the first time in history, a cat is impressed by something.

What?!? You can fly?! 😂 pic.twitter.com/po6xfIQfMD
— Pier Pets (@PierPets) January 1, 2024

Open up 😂 pic.twitter.com/LQdwJElRPK
— Pier Pets (@PierPets) December 31, 2023

I never knew I needed to see a hamster eating spaghetti until now 😂 pic.twitter.com/pn8EXcGQJJ
— Pier Pets (@PierPets) December 31, 2023

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:30 PM

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1 yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 02, 2024 07:33 PM (R4t5M)

2 Day Three of 2024. Still no bats. Sad!

Posted by: Chiroptophiles of AoSHQ at January 02, 2024 07:34 PM (a3Q+t)

3 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at January 02, 2024 07:34 PM (sNtYB)

4 Hahahahaha. That cats reaction to the sugar mouse thing.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 02, 2024 07:36 PM (GB0ku)

5 Hamsters. How do they survive in the wild?

And are they good eating?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 02, 2024 07:36 PM (R/m4+)

6 Huskies are the retarded cousins of the dog world, aren't they?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 02, 2024 07:38 PM (GB0ku)

7 That hound has a better vibrato than a lot of singers manage.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 02, 2024 07:38 PM (ou9hh)

8 >>>7 That hound has a better vibrato than a lot of singers manage.

I can manage a vibrato that would topple a skyscraper.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 02, 2024 07:39 PM (KRtlO)

9 I've watched a few YouTube videos of someone with a caracal. That thing is terrifying. There will be a video of some guy getting his face ripped off.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 02, 2024 07:39 PM (AN/rm)

10
I can manage a vibrato that would topple a skyscraper.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 02, 2024 07:39 PM (KRtlO

Not vibrator. Vibrato.

Idiot.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 02, 2024 07:39 PM (GB0ku)

11 11

Posted by: Theodore at January 02, 2024 07:40 PM (pGonq)

12 It's ... full of rodents.

Posted by: mrp at January 02, 2024 07:40 PM (rj6Yv)

13 My cat would've eaten that flying thing. Immediately.

Posted by: nckate at January 02, 2024 07:40 PM (EPm6B)

14 Huskies are the retarded cousins of the dog world, aren't they?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 02, 2024 07:38 PM

Hae ye never met an Irish Setter, lad?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 02, 2024 07:42 PM (a3Q+t)

15 13 My cat would've eaten that flying thing. Immediately.
Posted by: nckate at January 02, 2024 07:40 PM (EPm6B)

My cat would have wounded it and brought it inside for us to enjoy too.

Posted by: Reforger at January 02, 2024 07:43 PM (QcQL8)

16 The grandkids hung some bird food from some trees yesterday. They were pinecones sprinkled with bird seed and hanging on strings attached to a hook. Just watched a Squirrel drag one of the pinecones to a branch by pulling the string up hand over hand until he could grab the pinecone.

Posted by: Beartooth at January 02, 2024 07:44 PM (kxx6d)

17 I've never heard a dog yodel. And yes, that was a yodel.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 02, 2024 07:44 PM (MeG8a)

18 There is an Irish Setter in my neighborhood. Flighty and dumb. But lovable.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 02, 2024 07:44 PM (R4t5M)

19 Agree with the retarded Irish Setter. Inbreeding destroyed those dogs. Huskies are too smart, need lots of exercise, and can destroy the interior of a car or a small mansion in a matter of minutes.

Posted by: mrp at January 02, 2024 07:44 PM (rj6Yv)

20 My cat would have wounded it and brought it inside for us to enjoy too.
Posted by: Reforger at January 02, 2024 07:43 PM (QcQL

Haha, so would mine.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 02, 2024 07:44 PM (OX9vb)

21 ( tin foil hat on )

The XMas, New Years' swattings of pols and 'famous' people is being conducted at the behest of several alphabet agencies looking to quash any limit to their own universal, unconstitutional behavior by goading Congress into passing all renewals of surveillance legislation and expanding the laws to forbid all criticism of the DeepSnakes.

( tin foil hat off )

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 02, 2024 07:45 PM (IG4Id)

22 Cliffhanger was a great movie - one of my Stallone favorites.

John Lithgow was proof that if you're a great actor, you don't need to be physically imposing to successfully pull off the villain role.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 02, 2024 07:45 PM (dhbkZ)

23 Rangers have decided to suck tonight.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2024 07:46 PM (ZLI7S)

24 Dolomite is an anhydrous carbonate mineral composed of calcium magnesium carbonate. The name is also used for a sedimentary carbonate rock composed mostly of the mineral dolomite. An alternative name sometimes used for the dolomitic rock type is dolostone.

The mineral dolomite was probably first described by Carl Linnaeus in 1768, and was described as a rock by the French naturalist and geologist Déodat Gratet de Dolomieu in 1796, first in buildings of the old city of Rome, and later as samples collected in the Tyrolean Alps. Nicolas-Théodore de Saussure first named the mineral (after Dolomieu) in March 1792.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at January 02, 2024 07:46 PM (a3Q+t)

25 Good evening everyone
From Biden County

Posted by: Skip at January 02, 2024 07:46 PM (f2tGG)

26 Hamsters. How do they survive in the wild?

And are they good eating?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 02, 2024 07:36 PM (R/m4+)

Anyway, like I was sayin', hamsters is the fruit of the rodents. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, hamster-kabobs, hamster creole, hamster gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple hamster, lemon hamster, coconut hamster, pepper hamster, hamster soup, hamster stew, hamster salad, hamster and potatoes, hamster burger, hamster sandwich. That- that's about it.

Posted by: Bubba at January 02, 2024 07:48 PM (4I/2K)

27 I wonder if you gave that hamster one long, continuous strand of spaghetti, would it do a Mr. Creosote?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 02, 2024 07:48 PM (tkR6S)

28 Wow. I started playing that "cat is alarmed" link with Pearl the Catt and boy did my cats get upset when they heard it!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 02, 2024 07:48 PM (/HDaX)

29 21 ( tin foil hat on )

The XMas, New Years' swattings of pols and 'famous' people is being conducted at the behest of several alphabet agencies looking to quash any limit to their own universal, unconstitutional behavior by goading Congress into passing all renewals of surveillance legislation and expanding the laws to forbid all criticism of the DeepSnakes.

( tin foil hat off )
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 02, 2024 07:45 PM (IG4Id

One wonders how they can track terrorists across the seas but cannot find the dude calling in false reports to the police

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 02, 2024 07:49 PM (GB0ku)

30 Hamsters are from Syria. I'm just sayin' that if you ever come across one wearing a sweatband on his furry noggin, watch out.

Posted by: mrp at January 02, 2024 07:50 PM (rj6Yv)

31 Hamsters. How do they survive in the wild?

And are they good eating?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 02, 2024 07:36 PM (R/m4+)

What's the thing they consider a delicacy in Peru?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 02, 2024 07:50 PM (AN/rm)

32 That hamster is jacked !

Posted by: Titanium White at January 02, 2024 07:51 PM (MNhXM)

33 ...Good evening everyone
From Biden County. Posted by: Skip at January 02, 2024 07:46 PM (f2tGG)

Paddle faster.... I hear banjos!

/s

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 02, 2024 07:52 PM (e6UQI)

34 What's the thing they consider a delicacy in Peru?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 02, 2024 07:50 PM (AN/rm)

Guinea Pig

Posted by: Titanium White at January 02, 2024 07:52 PM (MNhXM)

35 What's the thing they consider a delicacy in Peru?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 02, 2024 07:50 PM (AN/rm)

Guinea pig.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 02, 2024 07:52 PM (tkR6S)

36 Shut up Wesley

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 02, 2024 07:52 PM (OJv82)

37 What's the thing they consider a delicacy in Peru?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 02, 2024 07:50 PM (AN/rm)

Intert00bs says guinea pigs.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 02, 2024 07:52 PM (/HDaX)

38 Wow. I started playing that "cat is alarmed" link with Pearl the Catt and boy did my cats get upset when they heard it!
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 02, 2024 07:48 PM (/HDaX)

Same here.,

Posted by: Titanium White at January 02, 2024 07:53 PM (MNhXM)

39 What's the thing they consider a delicacy in Peru?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 02, 2024 07:50 PM (AN/rm)

Guinnea pig?

Posted by: A dude in MI at January 02, 2024 07:53 PM (/6GbT)

40 The cat yelling for his breakfast cracked me up .

Posted by: Titanium White at January 02, 2024 07:54 PM (MNhXM)

41 What's the thing they consider a delicacy in Peru?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 02, 2024 07:50 PM (AN/rm)

Guinea pig.

Posted by: Claudine Gay at January 02, 2024 07:55 PM (OX9vb)

42 Guinnea pig?
Posted by: A dude in MI at January 02

That's it.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 02, 2024 07:56 PM (AN/rm)

43 Cliff Hanger was one of Stallone’s better movies.
John Lithgow is underrated.

Posted by: Titanium White at January 02, 2024 07:56 PM (MNhXM)

44 Coworker: Your mother's family is Spanish?
Pilar Cruz: Sure, they go back to Cortez. When he rode by, they were squatting in a hut cooking hamsters for dinner.
- Lone Star (1996)

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at January 02, 2024 07:56 PM (fDjFn)

45 Ok, shit like this pisses me off, because I worked loading trucks for a major shipper for a couple years, and know how it works.

When a company sends me a package, dozens of hands touch it, and many of them have a barcode scanner attached to the wrist they're attached to. The package's weight is also denoted on it.

So why does my stepson receive an empty box with a broken end cap that's missing ten pounds of gasless carbon steel welding sticks nine days late, and so now he can't use his Christmas present?

I worked those trucks. When I had a broken box, I reported on the spot, PER COMPANY RULES AND TERMS OF SERVICE. Total bullshit

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 02, 2024 07:57 PM (0FoWg)

46 Here's a prairie dog going wahoo.

https://youtu.be/rsd2OJLAab0?si=oPqz3IaDGPgVgEcm

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 02, 2024 07:57 PM (AN/rm)

47 "It's technically a stick."

LMAO...I just want to hear the conversation those two dogs had before they dropped that slobbered on twig.

White Dog: "He's not going to fall for this."
Black Dog: "Just watch me work."
White Dog: "And, we're doing this...why?"
Black Dog: *Snort* " Look, I've been running my furry butt off all afternoon. We bring those big sticks to him and he chucks them into the next county. He won't get this one off the deck. So, he'll give up."
White Dog: "So we want him to give up?"
Black Dog: "Hell yes. He gives up. We all go inside...annnnnnnd."
White Dog: " Ooooooohhhh TREATS!!!!"
Black Dog: "Bingo was his namo....And, you need to sell it. I drop the twig...you wiggle your butt like we're ready to rock. He'll take pity on us annnnnnnnd....."
White Dog: "TREATS!!!!! Let's go....hurry."

Posted by: Orson at January 02, 2024 07:57 PM (dIske)

48 Guinea pigs are the bomb for eating. There are no wild guinea pigs in the world, because they were raised by the Incas as a protein source. That's why the Spaniards were able to conquer the Inca Empire. The Spanish ate cows, sheep, pigs, and the occasional horse. The Incas ate a critter smaller than a rabbit, which is also a rodent, but bigger than a hamster. Good thing hamsters never made a go of it in South America or they'd be et as ore dervs.

Posted by: mrp at January 02, 2024 07:58 PM (rj6Yv)

49 Cuy (not Chuy) is the Guinea pig Peruvians eat.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 02, 2024 07:58 PM (OX9vb)

50 Pasta Hamster lol!

Posted by: gp Upholds Scholarly Rigor at January 02, 2024 07:58 PM (MvF+J)

51 The hamster in Bolt was hilarious.

Posted by: Titanium White at January 02, 2024 07:59 PM (MNhXM)

52 What's the thing they consider a delicacy in Peru?
Posted by: Northernlurker

In Peru they don't call it Guinea Pig.

"Cuy
Yes, if you have heard the rumor that down in South America they eat guinea pigs, you heard correct. However, in a place like Peru, they refer to this delectable dish as cuy. There are guinea pig breeders and farmers throughout Peru, and locals say that they make a good living off of it.
"

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 02, 2024 08:00 PM (svkSf)

53 46 Love it!

Posted by: gp Upholds Scholarly Rigor at January 02, 2024 08:00 PM (MvF+J)

54 Hamster is a loud eater

Posted by: steevy at January 02, 2024 08:03 PM (FQmDC)

55 More Hamsters!

Less Otters!

Fight the rapistry!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 02, 2024 08:04 PM (GB0ku)

56 What's the thing they consider a delicacy in Peru?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 02, 2024 07:50 PM (AN/rm)

Corn on the cob.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 02, 2024 08:05 PM (D7oie)

57 Cuy
Yes, if you have heard the rumor that down in South America they eat guinea pigs, you heard correct. However, in a place like Peru, they refer to this delectable dish as cuy. There are guinea pig breeders and farmers throughout Peru, and locals say that they make a good living off of it.
"
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 02, 2024 08:00 PM (svkSf)

If an airplane carrying the band U2 crashed in the Andes, would the local cannibals be eating Cuy Bono?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 02, 2024 08:05 PM (tkR6S)

58
If an airplane carrying the band U2 crashed in the Andes, would the local cannibals be eating Cuy Bono?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

One would hope.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 02, 2024 08:05 PM (svkSf)

59 Dolomite is an anhydrous carbonate mineral composed of calcium magnesium carbonate. The name is also used for a sedimentary carbonate rock composed mostly of the mineral dolomite. An alternative name sometimes used for the dolomitic rock type is dolostone.

Listen you rat soup eating motherfucker. I'm gonna let 'em know that Dolemite is back on the scene! I'm gonna let 'em know that Dolemite is my name, and fuckin' up motherfuckers is my game!

Oh, you meant "Dolomite". My bad.

Posted by: Dolemite at January 02, 2024 08:07 PM (R/m4+)

60 If an airplane carrying the band U2 crashed in the Andes, would the local cannibals be eating Cuy Bono?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 02, 2024 08:05 PM (tkR6S)

[bangs head on desk]

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 02, 2024 08:07 PM (/HDaX)

61 If an airplane carrying the band U2 crashed in the Andes, would the local cannibals be eating Cuy Bono?

Nah, that guy is at least 20 years past his "best by" date.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 02, 2024 08:08 PM (sNc8Y)

62 If an airplane carrying the band U2 crashed in the Andes, would the local cannibals be eating Cuy Bono?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 02, 2024 08:05 PM (tkR6S)

Everything but the squeak.

Posted by: mrp at January 02, 2024 08:08 PM (rj6Yv)

63 And I'm no Karen. I don't just bitch about people out of reflexive cuntiness.

My wife's Christmas present was a dud from the factory. It happens, who cares? They agreed to send a new unit, which worked, and I have no hard feelings. Just a routine manufacturing error.

I get pissed because I know everyone, from the wage slaves who packed it in China all the way down to the highly paid ol' Union man who delivered it to my house, ignored my broken package and tossed it on the truck/boat, time and again.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 02, 2024 08:08 PM (0FoWg)

64 Terrifying caracal.

https://youtube.com/shorts/AXwR3WFc8hM?si=9F-ysKVSfylBkVRp

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 02, 2024 08:09 PM (AN/rm)

65 , you meant "Dolomite". My bad.
Posted by: Dolemite

You're getting awfully close to a trademark infringement suit, buddy.

Posted by: Jimmy "JJ" Walker at January 02, 2024 08:10 PM (sNc8Y)

66 We got dolomite hereabouts. Said to be 500M years old. Who knows.

Posted by: gp Upholds Scholarly Rigor at January 02, 2024 08:12 PM (MvF+J)

67 I get pissed because I know everyone, from the wage slaves who packed it in China all the way down to the highly paid ol' Union man who delivered it to my house, ignored my broken package and tossed it on the truck/boat, time and again.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 02, 2024 08:08 PM (0FoWg

People used to take pride in their work, whether cleaning toilets or building airplanes.

People did a good job to avoid shame, or because they wanted to feel proud.

People no longer feel shame and have zero reason to take pride in their work because companies suck.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 02, 2024 08:12 PM (GB0ku)

68 Fuck, I sound like Andy Rooney.

"Whyyyyy izzit that I'm a crotchety old coot? It doesn't seem right! I was 29 just yesterday!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 02, 2024 08:14 PM (0FoWg)

69 People no longer feel shame and have zero reason to take pride in their work because companies suck.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 02, 2024 08:12 PM (GB0ku)

We're all just hamsters spinning our wheels.

Posted by: mrp at January 02, 2024 08:14 PM (rj6Yv)

70 Hamsters are from Syria.
-------
And gorillas are from Israel.

Ray Rice @Breezin5247 Dec 24 Replying to @SalmaZahid15
When you ask the gorilla to dance, you dance until the gorilla decides to stop. It's best not to start a war.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 02, 2024 08:15 PM (2yu8s)

71 My wife’s sister sent her a box of mangoes from her tree in Florida via priority mail. Should have taken two days. When the box arrived two weeks later, the cardboard had disintegrated from the rotting mangoes and the whole mushy smelly glob was slung in a plastic bag and left on our front step.

Posted by: Jamaica at January 02, 2024 08:19 PM (Eeb9P)

72 Ray Rice @Breezin5247 Dec 24 Replying to @SalmaZahid15
When you ask the gorilla to dance, you dance until the gorilla decides to stop. It's best not to start a war.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 02, 2024 08:15 PM (2yu8s)

Heh. Good one.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 02, 2024 08:20 PM (GB0ku)

73 Did a vehicle come from somewhere out there just to crash in the Andes?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 02, 2024 08:21 PM (63Dwl)

74 Does the pic up top show one of the 101 Dolomites?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 02, 2024 08:21 PM (9yWhg)

75 My wife’s sister sent her a box of mangoes from her tree in Florida via priority mail. Should have taken two days. When the box arrived two weeks later, the cardboard had disintegrated from the rotting mangoes and the whole mushy smelly glob was slung in a plastic bag and left on our front step.
Posted by: Jamaica

You're welcome.

Posted by: USPS at January 02, 2024 08:22 PM (R4t5M)

76 If an airplane carrying the band U2 crashed in the Andes, would the local cannibals be eating Cuy Bono?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Edgey

Posted by: SFGoth at January 02, 2024 08:25 PM (3cVAT)

77 http://tinyurl.com/mssk6ck2

Ray Epps being threatened with 6 whole months for his role in Jan 6.

Are you not entertained?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 02, 2024 08:25 PM (GB0ku)

78 I just shoveled out our cats litter box. I believe I saw a few GOP members in there.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 02, 2024 08:25 PM (eYF7X)

79 I saw Rotting Mangos open for Mungo Jerry in ‘72.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 02, 2024 08:28 PM (9yWhg)

80 I once sent a personal check for a large amount of money, over 25 grand, for a certain item USPS 2nd day delivery. No delivery for 3 weeks, got lost then magically reappeared propped up against the door of the fella I sent it to in Pennsylvania. No signature, no nothing. The fella I was paying was close to waving off the deal.

Never used USPS for anything important or sensitive ever again.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 02, 2024 08:29 PM (R/m4+)

81 **PSA

Sound of Freedom is now available on Amazon Prime.

**End PSA.

Posted by: runner at January 02, 2024 08:29 PM (V13WU)

82 I worked those trucks. When I had a broken box, I reported on the spot, PER COMPANY RULES AND TERMS OF SERVICE. Total bullshit
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 02, 2024 07:57 PM (0FoWg)

UPS dropped off a next day air mailed shaft for a huge band saw in some obscure part of the shop. The tube was empty. I filed. They said I signed for it but I can prove I was nowhere near the lady that dropped it off. Case closed. You got you package.
F off.
I actually was more worried about them. I had a back up coming too so no real harm. Thing is there is a 19 pound stainless steel shaft, 24 inches long lodged somewhere in their system.

That'd f a mf up if it fell out and hit someone.

Posted by: Reforger at January 02, 2024 08:29 PM (/NejG)

83 I made my beach club deposit last week. Fortunately, I was working 2 minutes from their PO Box., so, I walked into the post office and asked them to mail it. 66¢. She literally cancelled the stamp and put it in their box, not even 5 steps away.
When I go postal, I hope to have the zip to get off the bowl.

Posted by: Jamaica at January 02, 2024 08:31 PM (Eeb9P)

84 I know a few people that work for the post office. I;ve heard some real fucked up stories.

I'll use UPS, thanks.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 02, 2024 08:31 PM (R4t5M)

85 Thing is there is a 19 pound stainless steel shaft, 24 inches long lodged somewhere in their system.

Have you checked Mayor Pete's place?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 02, 2024 08:32 PM (OJv82)

86 Are there any capybara eating spaghetti videos?

Posted by: Rodent Booster at January 02, 2024 08:33 PM (V5BDR)

87 PSA

Amazon Prime starts showing ads on their content Jan 29th.

Unless you give Jeff Bezos three more dollars a month or 176 dollars a year for your free shipping.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 02, 2024 08:33 PM (GB0ku)

88 UPS?

I have a package that has been sitting at the Jackson, MS UPS logistics center since 29 Dec. Only this afternoon did they finally deliver it to USPS for the final delivery.

And its supposed to be at my residence by tomorrow.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 02, 2024 08:35 PM (OJv82)

89 I get so much stuff from Bezos, Prime Video is nothing. I have started using the Try then Buy program just to burn some of his money.

Posted by: Jamaica at January 02, 2024 08:35 PM (Eeb9P)

90 USPS is the way to send stuff if you don't care whether it gets there or not. It's not that all the other services are great, it's just that USPS is like the DMV of shipping and delivery.

Posted by: USPS - "We don't care, and you can't make us." at January 02, 2024 08:37 PM (pjs7m)

91 I bet Amazon could run the local school bus at a profit.

Posted by: Jamaica at January 02, 2024 08:37 PM (Eeb9P)

92 People did a good job to avoid shame, or because they wanted to feel proud.

People no longer feel shame and have zero reason to take pride in their work because companies suck.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 02, 2024 08:12 PM (GB0ku)
==

There is also no sting of loss or failure attached. Jobs are plentiful but hanging around the house munching gummies and playing video doesn't pay that much less.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 02, 2024 08:37 PM (RIvkX)

93 More Hamsters!
Less Otters!
Fight the rapistry!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 02, 2024 08:04 PM

What's your position on penguins?

Posted by: Big Penguin at January 02, 2024 08:38 PM (a3Q+t)

94 90 USPS is the way to send stuff if you don't care whether it gets there or not. It's not that all the other services are great, it's just that USPS is like the DMV of shipping and delivery.
Posted by: USPS - "We don't care, and you can't make us." at January 02, 2024 08:37 PM (pjs7m

Would you give a shit if your job was that secure and there was no way your company could ever go under?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 02, 2024 08:38 PM (GB0ku)

95 The post office is neck deep in ballot harvesting schemes.
Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Posted by: Jamaica at January 02, 2024 08:38 PM (Eeb9P)

96 OT from the gay porn thread. That gay couple were also kissing on CBS at midnight and Fox News showed it later that night as well. It wasn’t exclusive to CNN. That must have been a feed that the stations picked up right at midnight.

Posted by: Jaimo at January 02, 2024 08:40 PM (sOA7y)

97 93 More Hamsters!
Less Otters!
Fight the rapistry!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 02, 2024 08:04 PM

What's your position on penguins?
Posted by: Big Penguin at January 02, 2024 08:38 PM (a3Q+t

I've never tried one. Do you BBQ?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 02, 2024 08:41 PM (GB0ku)

98 I did have a crush on my old mail lady who is no longer delivering my mail.

She looked like Joe Frazier with boobs down to her knees all sweated up and giving everyone a free wet tshirt show as she waddled up the driveway during the Summer.

I'm sure gonna miss her.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 02, 2024 08:43 PM (R/m4+)

99 Do-lo-mite!

Posted by: Jimmy Walker at January 02, 2024 08:44 PM (FVME7)

100 Had some guys ship a 55 gallon drum of crap to me. In order to save a few bucks on shipping they put the drum to on side of the pallet and chainsawed off 8 inches. Strapped the drum down and shippied it. Some shipping size in LTL trucks thing, probably saved 50 bucks.
I get it and it's leaning off the side. The pallet is destoryed. I can barely get a forklift under it. Product is fine...
It's the wrong crap. They have to pay to ship it back and send me the right crap.
I'm debating on whether to use their palleting job or redo it.

Posted by: Reforger at January 02, 2024 08:45 PM (/NejG)

101 More Hamsters!
Less Otters!
Fight the rapistry!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 02, 2024 08:04 PM

*rubs claws on fur*
You don't come here for the hunting do you?

Posted by: Big Bear at January 02, 2024 08:45 PM (W/lyH)

102 They should have got JJ Walker to do Dynovite commercials.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 02, 2024 08:45 PM (R4t5M)

103 79 I saw Rotting Mangos open for Mungo Jerry in ‘72.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 02, 2024 08:28 PM (9yWhg)

Bet it was summertime

Posted by: Heirloominati at January 02, 2024 08:48 PM (CtJ/Z)

104
It's the wrong crap.

Don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you've got 'til it's gone?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 02, 2024 08:49 PM (xG4kz)

105

You don't have to deal with the post office

https://youtu.be/MbdgVVUxE9g

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 02, 2024 08:52 PM (63Dwl)

106 SpaceX Falcon 9 Launches Starlink 6-36

Four-hour launch window opening at 9:13 p.m. EST
https://t.ly/JuIdd

26 MINUTES

Posted by: Ciampino - RReminder #2 at January 02, 2024 08:52 PM (qfLjt)

107
My wife’s sister sent her a box of mangoes from her tree in Florida via priority mail. Should have taken two days. When the box arrived two weeks later, the cardboard had disintegrated from the rotting mangoes and the whole mushy smelly glob was slung in a plastic bag and left on our front step.
Posted by: Jamaica

How are the fruit flies?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 02, 2024 08:52 PM (xG4kz)

108
"Whyyyyy izzit that I'm a crotchety old ... whazzat in my pants? Who shit in 'em? It doesn't seem right! I was 29 just yesterday!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 02, 2024 08:55 PM (xG4kz)

109 61 If an airplane carrying the band U2 crashed in the Andes, would the local cannibals be eating Cuy Bono?

Nah, that guy is at least 20 years past his "best by" date.

I would like that band better if Bono didn't remind me of the prince in Holy Grail if his dad HADN'T stopped him every time he was about to sing

Posted by: azjaeger at January 02, 2024 08:55 PM (3/XaG)

110
Hamsters are from Syria. I'm just sayin' that if you ever come across one wearing a sweatband on his furry noggin, watch out.
Posted by: mrp

Hamasters, then?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 02, 2024 08:58 PM (xG4kz)

111 I get so much stuff from Bezos, Prime Video is nothing. I have started using the Try then Buy program just to burn some of his money.
Posted by: Jamaica at January 02, 2024 08:35 PM (Eeb9P)

Can you get Prime cheaper if you decline the TV altogether? I don't even have a TV.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 02, 2024 08:58 PM (tkR6S)

112
I was at the USPS local today and witnessed an employee kindly and professionally dealing with an old, addled, nasty, Karen.

Giving credit where it's due.

Posted by: Auspex at January 02, 2024 08:59 PM (j4U/Z)

113 i have to do some maths and figure out if Amz Prime is still worth it . movies and shows were a big part of it. so was music. they fkd up the music, and I said nothing. now they will fk up prime movie watching.

Posted by: runner at January 02, 2024 08:59 PM (V13WU)

114 109 just saw a picture today of Bono at epstein's island with two middle-schoolers in bikinis

Posted by: MAxIE at January 02, 2024 09:02 PM (twxj3)

115 114 ...on his lap

Posted by: MAxIE at January 02, 2024 09:02 PM (twxj3)

116 I was at the USPS local today and witnessed an employee kindly and professionally dealing with an old, addled, nasty, Karen.

Giving credit where it's due.
Posted by: Auspex at January 02, 2024 08:59 PM (j4U/Z)

True, I live in a rural area and the post office staff and the the delivery people are very good. Having lived in MD and NOVA, I know what bad is.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at January 02, 2024 09:04 PM (KwvbG)

117 Catz.... its what's for dinner...

Posted by: Alf at January 02, 2024 09:10 PM (xaFKb)

118 113 i have to do some maths and figure out if Amz Prime is still worth it . movies and shows were a big part of it. so was music. they fkd up the music, and I said nothing. now they will fk up prime movie watching.
Posted by: runner at January 02, 2024 08:59 PM (V13WU)

for moi? Its the free Kindle books.

Posted by: Alf at January 02, 2024 09:11 PM (xaFKb)

119 106 SpaceX Falcon 9 Launches Starlink 6-36

Four-hour launch window opening at 9:13 p.m. EST
https://t.ly/JuIdd

Now changed to about 58 minutes from now

Posted by: Ciampino - Reminder #3? at January 02, 2024 09:12 PM (qfLjt)

120 Rep Johnson from Ohio is resigning to become a college president. With him , McCarthy gone and Santos chucked the Reps are down to 219. The Republicans think that fleeing DC will save them. Not bloody likely

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 02, 2024 09:14 PM (z9oJe)

121 Ok. USPS
Shipped a flat rate box Wednesday after Christmas to Washington State. Was told it would get there today.
Showed up Saturday, and the gal put it on the back porch to slow the pirates.
Also, credit where due.

Posted by: MkY at January 02, 2024 09:14 PM (cPGH3)

122 "Whyyyyy izzit that I'm a crotchety old coot? It doesn't seem right! I was 29 just yesterday!"

I went to get my new driver's license today. They put a picture of some old guy on it.

Posted by: Jimmy at January 02, 2024 09:15 PM (sNc8Y)

123 The staff at my local USPS office are generally courteous and competent. On the other hand, my mail carrier is an ongoing clusterf*ck. I regularly find mail in my mailbox addressed to people two or three blocks away from my residence. Grrr.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 02, 2024 09:15 PM (V8he0)

124 /sock

Posted by: Oddbob at January 02, 2024 09:15 PM (sNc8Y)

125 * tap tap *

Is this thing on?

Posted by: Oddbob at January 02, 2024 09:21 PM (sNc8Y)

126 The staff at my local USPS office are generally courteous and competent. On the other hand, my mail carrier is an ongoing clusterf*ck. I regularly find mail in my mailbox addressed to people two or three blocks away from my residence. Grrr.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 02, 2024 09:15 PM (V8he0)

Most of the mail is being sorted by the automated systems now, the carriers just pick up the trays and dump them in the mail trucks and pop it in each box as it comes up.
The days of spending an hour in the lettercases is long gone.
so if one of the processors in the city 60 miles from you screws up, there is nothing to catch it since the carriers just have everything sorted for them and get yelled at if they go too slow.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 02, 2024 09:22 PM (D7oie)

127 We can't allow disinformation!

TikTok Removes Video About Hamas Sexual Violence as 'Misinformation'

http://tinyurl.com/5n6sdf3j

-
All he was doing was reading the NYT story on it. But we can't allow such a radical, extremist, right wing, MAGA source!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 02, 2024 09:23 PM (FVME7)

128 OT from the gay porn thread. That gay couple were also kissing on CBS at midnight and Fox News showed it later that night as well. It wasn’t exclusive to CNN. That must have been a feed that the stations picked up right at midnight.
Posted by: Jaimo at January 02, 2024 08:40 PM (sOA7y)

I explained earlier on the porn thread, that was a pool feed. The outlets who carried it paid a fee for the rights. That is normally done not only to cut costs, but to simplify the logistics of covering a huge event such as the New Years Eve Times Square celebration. Nothing new or unique about that.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at January 02, 2024 09:23 PM (iODuv)

129 I went to get my new driver's license today. They put a picture of some old guy on it.
Posted by: Jimmy

They just don't make cameras like they used to.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 02, 2024 09:25 PM (FVME7)

130 I always laugh when watching older British shows and they mention getting the morning Post. I guess they got mail 2 times a day. Of course we used to have morning and evening newspapers back when we were civilized.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at January 02, 2024 09:29 PM (KwvbG)

131 We had a notice from our post office to go there to get a package, the printed notice had the wrong address.

When we told the post office they said "yeah we had thousands printed so we need to use those before we do new notices with the right address."

Posted by: N at January 02, 2024 09:32 PM (RjBju)

132 Why is there something in a porn thread that needs splaining?

Posted by: N at January 02, 2024 09:33 PM (RjBju)

133 I had a couple packages to mail and we got them all signed in and stamped etc, swiped my card to pay, reader wouldn't take it. Tried again, nope. The other clerk said they'd had trouble with the reader off and on all day. Long line behind me. I'm $2.00 short in cash. The clerk helping me opened his wallet and put his money with what I had.

Also credit where due.

I went back much later with a thank you and his two dollars plus generous interest on the loan.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at January 02, 2024 09:33 PM (JrYM1)

134 I went to get my new driver's license today. They put a picture of some old guy on it.
Posted by: Jimmy at January 02, 2024 09:15 PM (sNc8Y)

They did that to me 8 years ago. Now I am up again in March.
Is Real ID still a thing?
Despite the paperwork torture to get into the Army, do I have to find my fucking birth certificate? Again!!!
DD214 not good enough?

Posted by: Reforger at January 02, 2024 09:33 PM (UFfHH)

135 I try to watch Christmas in Connecticut every year around Christmas. There is a scene when they are looking at a menu in uncle Felix' restaurant. $1.25 for a full stake dinner. that was a fancy restaurant mind you. 1944.

Posted by: runner at January 02, 2024 09:34 PM (V13WU)

136 *steak dinner !

Posted by: runner at January 02, 2024 09:34 PM (V13WU)

137

On April 17, 1950, the Postmaster General ordered residential deliveries in all areas down to a single trip per day. Businesses continued to receive additional deliveries, although Saturday deliveries would always be one less than the rest of the week. By 1969 Postmaster General Winton Blount noted in his Annual Report that few business areas continued to require multiple daily deliveries. New York City managed to hang onto two deliveries a day in some areas through the 1990s, but standard practice today is a single delivery per day – business or residential.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 02, 2024 09:34 PM (63Dwl)

138 I went to get my new driver's license today. They put a picture of some old guy on it.
Posted by: Jimmy

Is that the guy that is doing your wife?

Posted by: N at January 02, 2024 09:35 PM (RjBju)

139 Mail used to be delivered twice a day in the US.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at January 02, 2024 09:35 PM (JrYM1)

140 speaking of civilized, every website allows you to amend after posting. but not here. so foolish.

Posted by: runner at January 02, 2024 09:35 PM (V13WU)

141 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at January 02, 2024 09:35 PM (iI4L+)

142 Oddening

Posted by: N at January 02, 2024 09:36 PM (RjBju)

143 the Pony Express was far superior to crows...

Posted by: runner at January 02, 2024 09:36 PM (V13WU)

144 Of course we used to have morning and evening newspapers back when we were civilized.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at January 02, 2024 09:29 PM (KwvbG)

You're welcome.

Posted by: The paperboy. at January 02, 2024 09:37 PM (UFfHH)

145 Wamster Hamster has seen things....

Posted by: pawn at January 02, 2024 09:37 PM (QB+5g)

146 ...and then the telegraph came along...

Posted by: runner at January 02, 2024 09:38 PM (V13WU)

147 if Amz Prime is still worth it . movies and shows were a big part of it. so was music.

-
Apple Music has changed its interface, at least on the Classical app, and I like it much better. It's easier to find what I want.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 02, 2024 09:38 PM (FVME7)

148 I wonder if Sally Kornbluth, president of MIT, is hearing footsteps. She should be hearing a mob with pitchforks.

Still, two down, one to go.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 02, 2024 09:40 PM (CsUN+)

149 Whamster Hamster has seen things...

Damn, I blew it.

Posted by: pawn at January 02, 2024 09:40 PM (QB+5g)

150 took that bitch Gay almost a month to resign. what a disgrace.

Posted by: runner at January 02, 2024 09:42 PM (V13WU)

151 Australia again!

Quokkas are bad moms

They do sacrifice their babies, but not by 'tossing' them. “The pouch is really muscular so the mum will relax it and the bub will fall out,” says conservation biologist Professor Matthew Hayward from the University of Newcastle. “The youngsters flail around on the ground and hiss and make noise and the mum gets away.”

Posted by: Ciampino - Reminder #3 at January 02, 2024 09:42 PM (qfLjt)

152 and she is not exactly gone. still going to be making almost a million, "teaching" a BS subject called PoliSci

Posted by: runner at January 02, 2024 09:43 PM (V13WU)

153 I always laugh when watching older British shows and they mention getting the morning Post. I guess they got mail 2 times a day. Of course we used to have morning and evening newspapers back when we were civilized.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at January 02, 2024 09:29 PM (KwvbG)

Well into the late '60s we were getting mail delivered in the morning and the afternoon, except on Saturday.

I remember getting the afternoon NYPost after work to see who the pitching match-ups were for that night's game at either Yankee or Shea. Saw some great pitchers that way, at the last minute, so to speak. Would get outfield bleachers ($2.50) at Yankee or upper deck cheap seats at Shea ($3.50), back when attending sportsball games was affordable.

Posted by: RickZ at January 02, 2024 09:44 PM (emlEe)

154 Put the KO2's on the 4Runner and got an alignment.

With the new suspension and tires, this rig drive like a dream.

Great road feel.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 02, 2024 09:45 PM (XV/Pl)

155 143 the Pony Express was far superior to crows...

Posted by: runner at January 02, 2024 09:36 PM (V13WU)
----
What about swallows then? Particularly African swallows?

Posted by: Ciampino - birdies at January 02, 2024 09:45 PM (qfLjt)

156 NYI 2 COL 1 end 1st

Posted by: Don Black at January 02, 2024 09:46 PM (geLO8)

157 154 Put the KO2's on the 4Runner and got an alignment.

With the new suspension and tires, this rig drive like a dream.

Great road feel.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Was that you that passed me when I drove by the hospital, right before the Whataburger? If so that's a sweet ride.

Posted by: Eromero at January 02, 2024 09:49 PM (NxC5+)

158 Death Angel - Humanicide

https://youtu.be/9JHnvR7Djkc

Fucking Death Angel, maaan...

Posted by: Robert at January 02, 2024 09:49 PM (/dG6G)

159 The Old Cat is currently sitting in the kitchen sink.

Sounds like the beginning of a square dance tune.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 02, 2024 09:52 PM (sNc8Y)

160 I did have a crush on my old mail lady who is no longer delivering my mail.

She looked like Joe Frazier with boobs down to her knees all sweated up and giving everyone a free wet tshirt show as she waddled up the driveway during the Summer.

I'm sure gonna miss her.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 02, 2024 08:43 PM (R/m4+)

I don't know if that's sweet or super creepy . Which pretty much sums up the Horde

Posted by: LASue at January 02, 2024 09:53 PM (pXTGA)

161 Anyone else in Reno tonight?

Posted by: SFGoth at January 02, 2024 09:53 PM (3cVAT)

162 Wearing combat boots is the smart thing as we march lockstep to our doom.

Posted by: Robert at January 02, 2024 09:53 PM (/dG6G)

163 Anyone else in Reno tonight?
Posted by: SFGoth at January 02, 2024 09:53 PM (3cVAT)

Not planning on shooting anyone are you?

Posted by: Johnny C. at January 02, 2024 09:54 PM (89Sog)

164 *who else is in Reno ?

Posted by: runner at January 02, 2024 09:55 PM (V13WU)

165 Here is where my empire shall begin.

Posted by: The Old Cat In The Kitchen Sink at January 02, 2024 09:55 PM (/dG6G)

166 Anyone else in Reno tonight?
Posted by: SFGoth at January 02, 2024 09:53 PM (3cVAT)

Not planning on shooting anyone are you?
Posted by: Johnny C

Things to do in Reno, when you're dead.

Good movie, has TJM said anything about it on movie threads?

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 02, 2024 09:55 PM (3CCua)

167 * tap tap *

Is this thing on?
Posted by: Oddbob at January 02, 2024 09:21 PM

How you say, always.

Posted by: Paolo at January 02, 2024 09:56 PM (a3Q+t)

168 Huff

Nngh!

Hufff

Nngh!

Huff

Nngh!

Posted by: Some Fag Named Reno at January 02, 2024 09:57 PM (/dG6G)

169 @157

>>If so that's a sweet ride.

It is a sweet ride, my Wrangler is getting a little jealous though.

Might take her out to Rausch Creek this weekend, show her a good time by hitting the trails.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 02, 2024 09:57 PM (XV/Pl)

170 NOOD

The ONT thread is here!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 02, 2024 09:59 PM (qPw5n)

171 Nood, bishes.

https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=407711

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 02, 2024 09:59 PM (3CCua)

172 166 Anyone else in Reno tonight?
Posted by: SFGoth at January 02, 2024 09:53 PM (3cVAT)

Not planning on shooting anyone are you?

Posted by: Johnny C. at January 02, 2024 09:54 PM (89Sog)
----
Well they are notorious for divorces.

Posted by: Ciampino - birdies & birds at January 02, 2024 10:05 PM (qfLjt)

173 Write more, thats all I have to say. Literally, it seems
as though you relied on the video to make your point.
You obviously know what youre talking about, why throw away your intelligence
on just posting videos to your weblog when you could be giving
us something enlightening to read?

Posted by: how to buy and sell notes at January 05, 2024 09:25 PM (HgMkX)

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