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Biden, Who Has Spent 40% of His "Presidency" On Vacation, Rounds Out The Year With, You Guessed It, Another Vacation

He's also skipping the customary end-of-year presidential press conference.

No surprise on that -- he's skipped that tradition three years in a row.

In order to go on another well-deserved vacation.

President Joe Biden is rounding out 2023 on vacation while the administration snubs a traditional end of the year press conference.

Biden and First Lady Jill Biden arrived at St. Croix in the Caribbean on Wednesday where they will stay through the New Year. The trip cements the White House's earlier decision to skip the tradition of an end of the year press conference with reporters.

In the last press briefing of 2023 on Dec. 21, White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre was asked why the president doesn't want to "defend his record" to the American people before heading out on a holiday vacation. Biden traveled to Camp David on Dec. 23 where he remained until Dec. 26.

"I think anytime the president travels and is in front of the American people, he does that," Jean-Pierre said. "He did that in Wisconsin, where he talked about Bidenomics. He talked about small businesses and how that's a pillar of Bidenomics and investing in America. So, you heard him do that directly to the American people."

While in Wisconsin to tout his economic policies, more commonly known as Bidenomics, Biden took a few questions from reporters after exiting Air Force One. The president responded to questions about hostage efforts in the Israel-Hamas war, Venezuela and the Colorado Supreme Court's December ruling to disqualify Former President Donald Trump from the state's ballot.

Jean-Pierre added the White House "makes an effort" to do a press conference as often as they can whether it be in D.C. or while traveling.

"He made time yesterday to talk to the press yesterday. He did," Jean-Pierre said after being asked why the White House didn't make time for a press conference. "He talked to them. We made time to make sure that he gave a statement about what was happening in Venezuela, the hostage exchange, the swap that you all saw that was very successful. He made time to do that. He stood in front of the press pool, in front of him, and made that statement and took some questions."

The White House press secretary also used Biden's December press conference with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy to justify the decision to skip the end of the year press conference. Both Biden and Zelenskyy only took two questions each during their press conference.

The press secretary said the White House will make sure it does as many press conferences as possible in 2024.

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Biden and his administration instead have heavily leaned on the use of social media and non-traditional media opportunities, The Washington Post reported.

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Biden has done non-traditional interviews, too, the White House noted to The Washington Post, adding the president has spoken to the Weather Channel and Comedy Central. Most recently, Biden sat down with Conan O'Brien to record for the comedians' podcast.
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The strategy, some speculate, is in an effort to limit concerns about the 81-year-old president's age by putting Biden in more controlled situations, according to The Washington Post.

This is a speculation? Seems like a fact. Traditionally, presidents have taken every opportunity possible to get their message to the public.

There is a reason why Biden does not.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:32 PM




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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 28, 2023 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)

2 What are the odds he finishes with a greater than 50% time spent on vacation?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 28, 2023 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)

3 I nooded

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 28, 2023 01:32 PM (xT8gx)

4 I don't have the patience to listen to another bit of nonsense from Mopsy.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 28, 2023 01:33 PM (CsUN+)

5 "Fuck off," and "Fuck it," take a lot out of a leader.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 28, 2023 01:33 PM (as3uC)

6 "Another Vacation"

Everybody knows he does nothing as a President. Everybody knows his puppeteers run everything. His vacations don't matter.

Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at December 28, 2023 01:34 PM (MvF+J)

7 Someone will be left holding the bag, though.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 28, 2023 01:34 PM (as3uC)

8 How do you know a person will be unable to carry out the functions of a President in 2024? Well, the fact that he's president and isn't carrying out his functions is a clue.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 28, 2023 01:34 PM (CsUN+)

9 2 What are the odds he finishes with a greater than 50% time spent on vacation?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 28, 2023 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)

Does death count as time off?

Posted by: Inogame at December 28, 2023 01:34 PM (53oGX)

10 It's better when he's on Vacay..Don't have to hear or see his face

Posted by: It's me donna at December 28, 2023 01:34 PM (n2vyf)

11 >> …adding the president has spoken to the Weather Channel and Comedy Central

Ah…. The real hard-hitting journalists!! Who’s next: SNL?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 28, 2023 01:34 PM (xT8gx)

12 >He's also skipping the customary end-of-year presidential press conference.
---

no surprise
he can't speak extemporaneously, or form coherent sentences--
can't let America see their brain-damaged President in action!

Posted by: Don Black at December 28, 2023 01:34 PM (geLO8)

13 It's not like he's actually running things anyway.

Posted by: GM27, SEP Field Technician at December 28, 2023 01:35 PM (RKLPC)

14 Aren't we all better off with this mumbling, stumbling imbecile on vacation or better yet asleep?

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 28, 2023 01:35 PM (iFTx/)

15 All together now, "These aren't my pants."

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 28, 2023 01:35 PM (as3uC)

16 14 Aren't we all better off with this mumbling, stumbling imbecile on vacation or better yet asleep?
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 28, 2023 01:35 PM (iFTx

Yes

Posted by: It's me donna at December 28, 2023 01:35 PM (n2vyf)

17 Second American Hostage Declared Dead In Gaza

It's incredible that these animals are killing Americans in what amounts to acts of war. But the USA is not only doing nothing, it's actually pressuring Israel to go easy on the murderers.

http://tinyurl.com/mr2nfhd2

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 28, 2023 01:35 PM (iFTx/)

18 Aren't we all better off with this mumbling, stumbling imbecile on vacation or better yet asleep?
Posted by: Elric Blade


Doesn't matter with the evil fascists running things into the ground.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 28, 2023 01:36 PM (IG4Id)

19 It's a double that goes on vacation. The real Joe Biden is placed in stasis in a cryopod.

Posted by: In fairness, they've hid the zippers on the double's Joe suit very well at December 28, 2023 01:36 PM (pjs7m)

20 I’m plumb wore out with 2023, but this 2024 ain’t looking like much either.

Posted by: Eromero at December 28, 2023 01:37 PM (alw6b)

21 I assume the reporter who "grilled" KJP has already been fired.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2023 01:37 PM (eaI2m)

22 Out: President'n

In: Showering with your daughter

Its good to be the king!

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 28, 2023 01:37 PM (XqcwY)

23 2024 is gonna be worse. It's been all downhill since 2020.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 28, 2023 01:37 PM (xcxpd)

24 and congrats to Sponge

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 28, 2023 01:38 PM (xcxpd)

25 Word is that cornhole will be the order of the day at the Casa del Biden.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2023 01:38 PM (eaI2m)

26 Vacation or medical treatment? Would we, or will we, ever know?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 28, 2023 01:39 PM (Q9bls)

27 Everybody knows he does nothing as a President. Everybody knows his puppeteers run everything. His vacations don't matter.

Everything makes sense once you realize the modern presidency is the world's worst Punch and Judy show ever performed.

Posted by: The plot doesn't even make sense at December 28, 2023 01:39 PM (pjs7m)

28 Geez! They do one thing right and this happens!

President of Illinois NAACP suspended after saying migrants are "savages" who are "raping people, breaking into homes"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at December 28, 2023 01:39 PM (VTUlG)

29 The Battling Biden Battery needs a recharge.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2023 01:39 PM (63Dwl)

30 Its good to be the king!

Posted by: Joe Biden


Biden: Oh, piss-boy!! You look like the piss-boy!

Person behind counter: Sir, this is the DMV.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 28, 2023 01:39 PM (CsUN+)

31 Well, Mopsy, I personally give no shits about Zelensky or Ukraine and I believe that most Americans who are aware of the pointless war there feel the same way.

Posted by: huerfano at December 28, 2023 01:39 PM (Q4KYm)

32 2024 is gonna be worse. It's been all downhill since 2020.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 28, 2023 01:37 PM (xcxpd)



Truth. At least the end of 2024 has an, at current, artificial light at the end of it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 28, 2023 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)

33 23 2024 is gonna be worse. It's been all downhill since 2020.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 28, 2023 01:37 PM (xcxpd)
__________

Agree. If you think 2020 was a nasty, feral, fraudulent election, wait until you see 2024. I'm very much looking forward to the Democrap Convention, though. I'm hoping for much bloodshed, brutality, and death. Like 1968 on crack. Does that make me a bad person?

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 28, 2023 01:40 PM (iFTx/)

34 21 I assume the reporter who "grilled" KJP has already been fired.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2023 01:37 PM (eaI2m)

Or is being very severely beaten by colleagues.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 28, 2023 01:40 PM (Q9bls)

35 It's a double that goes on vacation. The real Joe Biden is placed in stasis in a cryopod.
Posted by: In fairness, they've hid the zippers on the double's Joe suit very well at December 28, 2023 01:36 PM (pjs7m)


Like an actual Roomba, Biden can find his recharging station without help using his own internal navigation system.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2023 01:40 PM (eaI2m)

36 "[A]n effort to limit concerns about the 81-year-old president's age by putting Biden in more controlled situations"

Controlled situations? Like Patty Hearst was put in?

I am waiting for the legions of Maryi Cloggenstiens to erupt with their pissy hats and chants about our Presnit that is beeng held hostadge1!!!!

Posted by: Kindltot at December 28, 2023 01:40 PM (D7oie)

37 Limit concerns over Biden's age?

The guy has tapioca for brain matter. Age has nothing to do with it.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 28, 2023 01:40 PM (tT6L1)

38 The Dems are stuck with Brandon next year, unless he assumes room temp (and I don’t think he will… his brain is failing but the body still has more in the tank I think). Filing deadlines for primaries are past…. No one else can win the nomination. They only have the Hail Mary option left: he drops out at the convention and the delegates name anyone they feel like…. That person will have competed in and won precisely ZERO primaries. It would make them look farcical….. they’re either betting on massive (noticeable even to LIVs) vote cheating or maybe their fallback is let Trump win and just stymie/obstruct/lawfare for 4 years…. They don’t have any good options left. Even your average Dem voter knows Brandon is a disaster

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 28, 2023 01:40 PM (xT8gx)

39 There'll come a day when Presidents to do nothing besides appearing to make wild pitches at baseball games and vacationing in the Caribbean and Paris or whatever. The President can show up at the Congress and read out Taylor Swift lyrics once a year to those impotent scoundrels. Then they can all bang each other on camera, the Senate Way.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 28, 2023 01:41 PM (0FoWg)

40 28 Geez! They do one thing right and this happens!

President of Illinois NAACP suspended after saying migrants are "savages" who are "raping people, breaking into homes"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at December 28, 2023 01:39 PM (VTUlG)
_____

The coming race riots are gonna be REKT, yo!

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 28, 2023 01:41 PM (iFTx/)

41 They don’t have any good options left. Even your average Dem voter knows Brandon is a disaster
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 28, 2023 01:40 PM (xT8gx)


81 million votes

Posted by: It's me donna at December 28, 2023 01:41 PM (n2vyf)

42 Not only a vacation, a free vacation for him and members of his family. One that he's already been in warned about when he did this in years past, because it's from a liberal donor who then recieved favors like invites to state dinners, oh and no surprise Biden didn't disclose it or pay taxes on it.

He's told something is wrong, and continually does it anyway, because liberals all feel they're above the law.

Posted by: Rbastid at December 28, 2023 01:41 PM (K7RBV)

43 Agree. If you think 2020 was a nasty, feral, fraudulent election, wait until you see 2024. I'm very much looking forward to the Democrap Convention, though. I'm hoping for much bloodshed, brutality, and death. Like 1968 on crack. Does that make me a bad person?
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 28, 2023 01:40 PM (iFTx/)

If so, then we're both bad people. So we won't be alone...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 28, 2023 01:41 PM (xcxpd)

44 President Joe Biden is rounding out 2023 on vacation while the administration snubs a traditional end of the year press conference.




He has been on vacation ever since he took office.

Posted by: vic at December 28, 2023 01:42 PM (A5THL)

45 Elric. Israel 24 states that Judy Hagai died on 10/7. Wonder who's correct? Died in the initial massacre or died in Gaza? Either way she was murdered.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 28, 2023 01:42 PM (2NHgQ)

46 I'm hoping for much bloodshed, brutality, and death. Like 1968 on crack. Does that make me a bad person?
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 28, 2023 01:40 PM (iFTx/)

Nope

Posted by: It's me donna at December 28, 2023 01:42 PM (n2vyf)

47 Their entire 2020 basement campaign was run as if our act of voting, the mandate of the electorate was just a sideshow and completely unconnected to their inevitable rule.

Why would anyone expect them to communicate anything? Ever?

Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2023 01:42 PM (1j/nK)

48 You know who else spent a lot of time on Vacation at The Berghof and rarely did interviews?

Posted by: MATT GRAVER at December 28, 2023 01:42 PM (0JbO3)

49 President of Illinois NAACP suspended after saying migrants are "savages" who are "raping people, breaking into homes

Boy if that's not a slow pitch right down the middle.

Posted by: Now the NAACP is concerned about crime? at December 28, 2023 01:42 PM (pjs7m)

50 the day depends pants became pres i saw him on tv signing executive orders. he paused to look at one and said 'what am i signing here?' and someone replied 'don't worry, just sign it.'

and that about sums it up. that and his being chased away from reporters by a human size easter bunny

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 28, 2023 01:42 PM (B1FKF)

51 What are the odds he finishes with a greater than 50% time spent on vacation?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 28, 2023 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)


I would not mind that a bit, if he weren't the head of the junta bent on destroying the US and putting into thrall to China and the EU the other 50% of the time.

Posted by: Kindltot - voice of acceptable levels of well curated reason at December 28, 2023 01:42 PM (D7oie)

52 It's a double that goes on vacation. The real Joe Biden is placed in stasis in a cryopod.
Posted by: In fairness, they've hid the zippers on the double's Joe suit very well at December 28, 2023 01:36 PM (pjs7m)

Something like this wouldn't surprise me anymore.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 28, 2023 01:42 PM (BdMk6)

53 IF and when the Dem convention in Chitcago becomes a riot, much like Jan 6th, MAGA and Trump will be blamed. There won't be any actual conservatives there, but they will be dressed in Trump and MAGA gear, so Joe Blow Republican in Idaho will be arrested because they SWEAR they saw him in Chitcago that day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 28, 2023 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)

54 I wonder if Nikkiii had any self-reflection capable of recognizing that she brought nothing but a lifetime of being attacked as a racist when she kowtowed and removed the Confederate flag?

It's delicious that what she thought were her friends on the left are viciously ripping into her political carcass.

The only shame is that her donors hadn't dumped millions more into the inevitable failure first.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at December 28, 2023 01:44 PM (TzW+Y)

55 49 President of Illinois NAACP suspended after saying migrants are "savages" who are "raping people, breaking into homes

Boy if that's not a slow pitch right down the middle.
Posted by: Now the NAACP is concerned about crime? at December 28, 2023 01:42 PM (pjs7m)

"Hide your wife, hide your kids?"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 28, 2023 01:44 PM (xcxpd)

56 How's turnover with the help, Jill?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 28, 2023 01:44 PM (as3uC)

57 Agree. If you think 2020 was a nasty, feral, fraudulent election, wait until you see 2024. I'm very much looking forward to the Democrap Convention, though. I'm hoping for much bloodshed, brutality, and death. Like 1968 on crack. Does that make me a bad person?
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 28, 2023 01:40 PM (iFTx/)

If so, then we're both bad people. So we won't be alone...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 28, 2023 01:41 PM (xcxpd)

I’m hopping on your bad bandwagon

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 28, 2023 01:44 PM (xT8gx)

58 Look, I get it. Not everyone is like me and has a 24/7 job they need to do even in their sleep. (*shakes his shoulder, dodges the punch* "Honey, you need to restart your CPAP. It's overblowing again. Can you PLEASE stop sleeping on your back?" *service dog nods in agreement*)

But this amount of vacation is ridiculous.

Posted by: pookysgirl is perpetually tired at December 28, 2023 01:44 PM (dtlDP)

59 National Buffon's Christmas Vacation

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2023 01:45 PM (63Dwl)

60
President of Illinois NAACP suspended after saying migrants are "savages" who are "raping people, breaking into homes

Where's the guy who pronounces 'it has begun' because this sure looks like it has begun. Until he checks in, I'm less then 100% certain.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 28, 2023 01:45 PM (3qE2b)

61 How's turnover with the help, Hillary?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 28, 2023 01:45 PM (as3uC)

62 Bet a couple of the *biden's suitcases have clothes in them.

The others have $100 bills. Maybe some gold bars too. I think they'll be opening another line of credit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 28, 2023 01:45 PM (Q4IgG)

63 Buffoon, damnit

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2023 01:45 PM (63Dwl)

64 Agree. If you think 2020 was a nasty, feral, fraudulent election, wait until you see 2024. I'm very much looking forward to the Democrap Convention, though. I'm hoping for much bloodshed, brutality, and death. Like 1968 on crack. Does that make me a bad person?
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 28, 2023 01:40 PM (iFTx/)


Tommy Smothers, rather famously, got his head cracked open during the DNC convention riots in Chicago in 69. I was sad to hear he passed before he could see it happen again.

Posted by: Kindltot - voice of acceptable levels of well curated reason at December 28, 2023 01:45 PM (D7oie)

65
I would not mind that a bit, if he weren't the head of the junta bent on destroying the US and putting into thrall to China and the EU the other 50% of the time.
Posted by: Kindltot - voice of acceptable levels of well curated reason at December 28, 2023 01:42 PM (D7oie)



I will only laugh at the hypocrisy of the media.

"Republicans POUNCE as Owebama takes a well deserved vacation and plays a few rounds of golf."

"TRUMP TOOK YET ANOTHER VACATION!!!!!"

"As the holidays approach, Biden and Dr. Jill take a well deserved long weekend in St. Croix."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 28, 2023 01:45 PM (Zz0t1)

66 59 National Buffon's Christmas Vacation
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2023 01:45 PM (63Dwl)

Nice.

We can get Kenny Loggins to do the soundtrack.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 28, 2023 01:46 PM (xcxpd)

67 so long as biden can stand at a microphone and say 'hello' dr jill will insist he run for another term.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 28, 2023 01:46 PM (B1FKF)

68 53 IF and when the Dem convention in Chitcago becomes a riot, much like Jan 6th, MAGA and Trump will be blamed. There won't be any actual conservatives there, but they will be dressed in Trump and MAGA gear, so Joe Blow Republican in Idaho will be arrested because they SWEAR they saw him in Chitcago that day.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 28, 2023 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)
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Possibly. But I expect the pro-Hamas lunatics and antifa and BLM lunatics to be out in full force as well. The pro-terror lunatics in particular have not been shy about showing themselves off in public. I think all this leftwing mayhem and (hopefully) murder will be tough to cover up. But I agree they will try.

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 28, 2023 01:46 PM (iFTx/)

69 I saw Buffoon Damnit open for Brutal Juice at Trees in '92.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 28, 2023 01:46 PM (Zz0t1)

70 I'm very much looking forward to the Democrap Convention, though. I'm hoping for much bloodshed, brutality, and death. Like 1968 on crack.

Chicago cops in 1968 knew that the mayor had their back.

Chicago cops in 2024 know that the mayor doesn't have their back - they aren't going to risk their jobs and their pensions keeping the DNC open.

A preview from Second City Cop:

Chicago Police were reportedly prompted by an order from Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson to stand down as pro-Palestinian protesters, organized by the "U.S. Palestinian Community Network," brought traffic to a standstill in Chicago on Dec. 23.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 28, 2023 01:46 PM (YAtuc)

71 And so it begins.

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at December 28, 2023 01:46 PM (ScR16)

72 Of course his staff can't keep up with Biden, he's only got to be on his A game for about 20 min a week, they're working 18 hour days without any breaks.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 28, 2023 01:47 PM (fKIdX)

73 I don't know who to ask about Barry's help. Still, how's turnover with the help?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 28, 2023 01:47 PM (as3uC)

74 We can get Kenny Loggins to do the soundtrack.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 28, 2023 01:46 PM (xcxpd)



He IS the King of Soundtracks.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 28, 2023 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)

75 You people are too stupid to appreciate what I Biden has done for them.

Posted by: Jukin at December 28, 2023 01:47 PM (lPgIH)

76 How's turnover with the help, Jill?
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 28, 2023 01:44 PM (as3uC)


Probably not as high as Kamala, the clintons or Obama.

Posted by: Kindltot - voice of acceptable levels of well curated reason at December 28, 2023 01:48 PM (D7oie)

77 64 Agree. If you think 2020 was a nasty, feral, fraudulent election, wait until you see 2024. I'm very much looking forward to the Democrap Convention, though. I'm hoping for much bloodshed, brutality, and death. Like 1968 on crack. Does that make me a bad person?
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 28, 2023 01:40 PM (iFTx/)

Tommy Smothers, rather famously, got his head cracked open during the DNC convention riots in Chicago in 69. I was sad to hear he passed before he could see it happen again.
Posted by: Kindltot - voice of acceptable levels of well curated reason at December 28, 2023 01:45 PM (D7oie)
________

That was before my time but I've seen the videos. It's delicious to watch old-school cops beating the shit out of filthy, smelly leftwing hippies.

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 28, 2023 01:48 PM (iFTx/)

78
I hope biden croaks in St Croix.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2023 01:49 PM (Z/4UK)

79 White House will make sure it does as many press conferences as possible in 2024.

that'll be, what, TWO?
That's about all he'll be capable of.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at December 28, 2023 01:49 PM (Rbu5d)

80
And so it begins.

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at December 28, 2023 01:46 PM


Thanks for official confirmation of my suspicion that it was beginning.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 28, 2023 01:49 PM (3qE2b)

81 I wonder if Nikkiii had any self-reflection capable of recognizing that she brought nothing but a lifetime of being attacked as a racist when she kowtowed and removed the Confederate flag?

It's delicious that what she thought were her friends on the left are viciously ripping into her political carcass.

The only shame is that her donors hadn't dumped millions more into the inevitable failure first.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at December 28, 2023 01:44 PM (TzW+Y)

In a short period of time I’ve gone from never giving a single thought to Nikki Haley to actively loathing and despising her…. She represents everything that is wrong with the GOP. I really hope she stays in the race long enough to get curb stomped by Trump in her home state SC primary…. And I hope Trump says something like “Bye bye birdbrain”

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 28, 2023 01:49 PM (xT8gx)

82 "the president has spoken to Comedy Central."


It was the funniest thing that's ever appeared on that network. The way he played a senile idiot? Chef's kiss!

Posted by: Wally at December 28, 2023 01:49 PM (hqVaF)

83
It was the funniest thing that's ever appeared on that network. The way he played a senile idiot? Chef's kiss!

Posted by: Wally at December 28, 2023 01:49 PM (hqVaF



Played?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 28, 2023 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)

84 The illegals in Illinois and the stress they are causing to Chicago will make for a truly fun Democrat National Convention in 2024. It's going to make 1968 look like a peaceful drum circle

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 28, 2023 01:50 PM (iYJk7)

85 70 I'm very much looking forward to the Democrap Convention, though. I'm hoping for much bloodshed, brutality, and death. Like 1968 on crack.

Chicago cops in 1968 knew that the mayor had their back.

Chicago cops in 2024 know that the mayor doesn't have their back - they aren't going to risk their jobs and their pensions keeping the DNC open.

A preview from Second City Cop:

Chicago Police were reportedly prompted by an order from Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson to stand down as pro-Palestinian protesters, organized by the "U.S. Palestinian Community Network," brought traffic to a standstill in Chicago on Dec. 23.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 28, 2023 01:46 PM (YAtuc)
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I agree the cops won't do shit. But I'm counting on some good old-fashioned leftwing intramural violence. That's almost guaranteed if the pro-Hamas goatfuckers show up en masse. They're insane lunatics who will fight anyone, even themselves.

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 28, 2023 01:51 PM (iFTx/)

86
It was the funniest thing that's ever appeared on that network. The way he played a senile idiot? Chef's kiss!
Posted by: Wally


It was the best act since Tim Conway's "old man" skit.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2023 01:51 PM (63Dwl)

87 That was before my time but I've seen the videos. It's delicious to watch old-school cops beating the shit out of filthy, smelly leftwing hippies.

The other thing that was impressive was that in Chicago, patrolmen wear blue shirts, and supervisors wear white shirts.

When the Chicago police stormed into Grant Park to clear it, you can see that the white shirts are out in front of the blue shirts.

Leadership.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 28, 2023 01:51 PM (YAtuc)

88 I'll bet Joe is naked from the waist down while wandering around a private beach.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 28, 2023 01:52 PM (x42Y3)

89 I agree the cops won't do shit. But I'm counting on some good old-fashioned leftwing intramural violence. That's almost guaranteed if the pro-Hamas goatfuckers show up en masse. They're insane lunatics who will fight anyone, even themselves.

The real question is with whom will the Antifoids side? The blacks will fight the Palis will fight the gays will fight the commies...

So many choices.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 28, 2023 01:52 PM (CsUN+)

90 just remember, if biden dies in office, you-know-who becomes president and she'll insist on being in charge and actually making important decisions. in which came bye bye usa comes that much sooner.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 28, 2023 01:52 PM (B1FKF)

91 80
And so it begins.

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at December 28, 2023 01:46 PM

Thanks for official confirmation of my suspicion that it was beginning.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 28, 2023 01:49 PM (3qE2b)

He's a prophet

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 28, 2023 01:52 PM (xcxpd)

92 The DNC will be hiring its own security. It will be interesting to see if they thought ahead to deal with a real life Zerg rush.

Posted by: Kindltot - voice of acceptable levels of well curated reason at December 28, 2023 01:53 PM (D7oie)

93
"Republicans POUNCE as Owebama takes a well deserved vacation and plays a few rounds of golf."

He never took vacations. He personally made the sun rise and set every day.

You will pay for your insolence towards our Shahinshah!

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 28, 2023 01:53 PM (Q9bls)

94 SMU apparently fell asleep at halftime and returned for the 2nd half mostly asleep

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 28, 2023 01:54 PM (xT8gx)

95 I saw the "Doctors Against Genocide" thing this morning. [Hysterical laughter] That can't be a real thing. It was a bunch of disheveled dipshits in fake lab coats and assorted Phish concert homosexuals standing around trying to look concerned.

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 28, 2023 01:54 PM (iFTx/)

96 >And so it begins.

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at December 28, 2023 01:46 PM

Thanks for official confirmation of my suspicion that it was beginning.

Posted by: Divide by Zero
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how do we know it's not an op? we need the guy who says everything's an op

Posted by: Don Black at December 28, 2023 01:54 PM (geLO8)

97
I'll bet Joe is naked from the waist down while wandering around a private beach.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 28, 2023 01:52 PM


At his age he probably would kick his scrotum (scroti?) with every step if he walked around unsupported.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 28, 2023 01:54 PM (3qE2b)

98 I saw the "Doctors Against Genocide" thing this morning.


Yet I'm guessing they're all in for abortion

Posted by: It's me donna at December 28, 2023 01:55 PM (n2vyf)

99 >>>President of Illinois NAACP suspended after saying migrants are "savages" who are "raping people, breaking into homes

Per CNN: She denied making the comments. When told there was a recording, Haley said, “With AI, anything is possible,” according to the station.

ROBOT BITCH SET ME UP

Posted by: Marion Barry at December 28, 2023 01:55 PM (CwhoI)

100 just remember, if biden dies in office, you-know-who becomes president and she'll insist on being in charge and actually making important decisions

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And that's a good thing because she's a smart, capable, executive-minded black woman who attended an Ivy-level HBCU. The same people who assure me that inflation is non-existent and the economy is awesome and that Trump is a dumb boorish meanie told me so.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's confirmed internet persona at December 28, 2023 01:55 PM (ZAfIi)

101 I saw the "Doctors Against Genocide" thing this morning. [Hysterical laughter] That can't be a real thing. It was a bunch of disheveled dipshits in fake lab coats and assorted Phish concert homosexuals standing around trying to look concerned.
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 28, 2023 01:54 PM (iFTx/)


I thought "Doctors For Genocide" were busy in Canada and Holland.

Posted by: Kindltot - voice of acceptable levels of well curated reason at December 28, 2023 01:55 PM (D7oie)

102
The DNC will be hiring its own security.

Hell's Angels?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2023 01:55 PM (63Dwl)

103 I saw the "Doctors Against Genocide" thing this morning. [Hysterical laughter] That can't be a real thing. It was a bunch of disheveled dipshits in fake lab coats and assorted Phish concert homosexuals standing around trying to look concerned.
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 28, 2023 01:54 PM (iFTx/)




They're against genocide, so they've got it in their mission statement that they never have and never will give an mRNA 'vaccine' to any human ever, right?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 28, 2023 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)

104 I saw the "Doctors Against Genocide" thing this morning. [Hysterical laughter] That can't be a real thing. It was a bunch of disheveled dipshits in fake lab coats and assorted Phish concert homosexuals standing around trying to look concerned.

Next you'll be telling me that most of the protestors at the "Jewish" Pro-Hamas protests aren't Jewish.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 28, 2023 01:56 PM (YAtuc)

105 You may mock, but they estimate this new strategy will bring in a 60% landslide in November.

Posted by: Eeyore at December 28, 2023 01:56 PM (1bNHn)

106
Hell's Angels?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2023 01:55 PM (63Dwl)



"Why are we fighting?!?"

- - - - Rolling Stoned

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 28, 2023 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)

107 how do we know it's not an op? we need the guy who says everything's an op



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It's been at least a year since there was a need to point out that everything is an op.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's confirmed internet persona at December 28, 2023 01:56 PM (ZAfIi)

108 how do we know it's not an op? we need the guy who says everything's an op
Posted by: Don Black at December 28, 2023 01:54 PM (geLO


Ocean Pacific stopped being "a thing" in the middle 90's.
Might as well get bell-bottom jeans.

Posted by: Kindltot - voice of acceptable levels of well curated reason at December 28, 2023 01:57 PM (D7oie)

109 92 The DNC will be hiring its own security. It will be interesting to see if they thought ahead to deal with a real life Zerg rush.
Posted by: Kindltot - voice of acceptable levels of well curated reason at December 28, 2023 01:53 PM (D7oie)

I hear good things about flame throwers

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 28, 2023 01:57 PM (xcxpd)

110 His masters can't take the chance that he'll come out wearing a sombrero, his pants down around his ankles, singing the old Kate Smith ballad "Pickaninny Heaven". That, and he truly doesn't give a shit.

Posted by: Cheri at December 28, 2023 01:57 PM (oiNtH)

111 Is there a "Doctors For Genocide"? If so, then introductions are probably in order, since I make no doubt they share many of the same beliefs.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 28, 2023 01:57 PM (CwhoI)

112 Of course those Doctors Against Genocide guys were real doctors. They had on lab coats!
Now, get me a bunch of mahogany shelves and so.e leather bound books. I need to interview a lawyer.

Posted by: CBS, NBC, et al. at December 28, 2023 01:57 PM (hqVaF)

113 Gen-O-Cide, the Hair Cream 4 Discerning Gentlemen

Posted by: Nikki Haley's confirmed internet persona at December 28, 2023 01:57 PM (ZAfIi)

114 Speaking of, there are young black men named Jihad.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's confirmed internet persona at December 28, 2023 01:58 PM (ZAfIi)

115 >And so it begins.

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at December 28, 2023 01:46 PM

Thanks for official confirmation of my suspicion that it was beginning.

Posted by: Divide by Zero
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how do we know it's not an op? we need the guy who says everything's an op
Posted by: Don Black at December 28, 2023 01:54 PM (geLO

He's out on vacation. So, I'm back filling for him.

Posted by: The In Before Guy at December 28, 2023 01:58 PM (kxx6d)

116
I hear good things about flame throwers
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 28, 2023 01:57 PM (xcxpd)



GrabAGun sells a personal flamethrower.

It's so cute!!!

https://is.gd/6xQRHo

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 28, 2023 01:58 PM (Zz0t1)

117 Who's the cute ginger seated to the right of the guy in the video?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 28, 2023 01:58 PM (9yWhg)

118 Doctors for Genocide is also known as the WHO

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 28, 2023 01:59 PM (iYJk7)

119 111 Is there a "Doctors For Genocide"? If so, then introductions are probably in order, since I make no doubt they share many of the same beliefs.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 28, 2023 01:57 PM (CwhoI)
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It's the same group

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 28, 2023 01:59 PM (iFTx/)

120 Is the latest generation Gen O?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2023 01:59 PM (63Dwl)

121 "Is there a 'Doctors For Genocide'?"


How quickly they've forgotten me.

Posted by: Kermit Gosnell at December 28, 2023 01:59 PM (hqVaF)

122 Genocide.

Terrible horror.

Great Judas Priest song, especially live on Unleashed in the East.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger at December 28, 2023 01:59 PM (xPJvm)

123 Speaking of, there are young black men named Jihad.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's confirmed internet persona at December 28, 2023 01:58 PM (ZAfIi)



I wonder what they'll grow up to be....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 28, 2023 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)

124 I'm guessing 60-75% of doctors are pro-genocide.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's confirmed internet persona at December 28, 2023 02:00 PM (ZAfIi)

125 Hell's Angels?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2023 01:55 PM (63Dwl)


There are a number of honestly not really military contractors floating around, readying to get involved somewhere once they get the clarification from Vicky Nuland or whever is trying to get things rolling.
Probably not the best for riot control, but then neither was the Ohio State National Guard.

Posted by: Kindltot - voice of acceptable levels of well curated reason at December 28, 2023 02:00 PM (D7oie)

126
Second American Hostage Declared Dead In Gaza

Who remembers "Perdicaris Alive or Raisuni Dead"?

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2023 02:01 PM (MoZTd)

127 Pic here yesterday, a fellow trying to burn a hole in the atmosphere with a flame thrower.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 28, 2023 02:01 PM (lUstO)

128 The Giants have a LB named Jihad Ward. He has yet to explode on the field

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 28, 2023 02:01 PM (iYJk7)

129 I'm guessing 60-75% of doctors are pro-genocide.
Posted by: Nikki Haley's confirmed internet persona at December 28, 2023 02:00 PM (ZAfIi)
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I always wondered - when 4 out of 5 dentists agreed that {brand name} Gum was good for dental health - who was that 5th dentist?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 28, 2023 02:01 PM (ScR16)

130 Second American Hostage Declared Dead In Gaza

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Bitches acting like they ain't able to cash out their 401Ks and buy some art.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's confirmed internet persona at December 28, 2023 02:02 PM (ZAfIi)

131

Flame throwers at Skylighter

https://is.gd/cVZNyp

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2023 02:02 PM (63Dwl)

132 Nominated for "Most 2023 Headline Ever":

He's got form! Florida accountant who suffered airport meltdown over his dogs is filmed swearing at transgender porn star neighbor's husband while wearing a towel in shocking new clip

Posted by: Don Black at December 28, 2023 02:03 PM (geLO8)

133 Probably not the best for riot control, but then neither was the Ohio State National Guard.
Posted by: Kindltot


Woody Hays sent them to pillage Ann Arbor several times.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 28, 2023 02:03 PM (9yWhg)

134 Much like the Holy Roman Empire, which was neither holy, Roman, nor an empire, the Doctors Against Genocide are neither "doctors" nor "against genocide."

Posted by: Voltaire at December 28, 2023 02:03 PM (eaI2m)

135 99 >>>President of Illinois NAACP suspended after saying migrants are "savages" who are "raping people, breaking into homes

Per CNN: She denied making the comments. When told there was a recording, Haley said, “With AI, anything is possible,” according to the station.

ROBOT BITCH SET ME UP
Posted by: Marion Barry at December 28, 2023 01:55 PM (CwhoI)

http://tinyurl.com/ep8zsfaa

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at December 28, 2023 02:03 PM (Rbu5d)

136 The Doctors against Genocide are essentially the same group as Doctors for covid shot mandates…. I saw an article about a study that showed a yuuggee increase in cancers amongst the cohort that got the mRNA shots….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 28, 2023 02:03 PM (xT8gx)

137 11-2 SMU is about to lose to 6-6 Boston College......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 28, 2023 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)

138 I always wondered - when 4 out of 5 dentists agreed that {brand name} Gum was good for dental health - who was that 5th dentist?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea



Doc Holliday.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 28, 2023 02:04 PM (9yWhg)

139 "President of Illinois NAACP suspended after saying migrants are "savages""

Won't change the way blacks vote. Nothing will.

Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at December 28, 2023 02:04 PM (MvF+J)

140 Wow. When the Illinois NAACP is calling someone ELSE a bunch of savages...

Posted by: Nikki Haley's confirmed internet persona at December 28, 2023 02:04 PM (ZAfIi)

141
Probably not the best for riot control, but then neither was the Ohio State National Guard.

Posted by: Kindltot - voice of acceptable levels of well curated reason at December 28, 2023 02:00 PM


They *did* do one helluva job at ending campus protests over the Vietnam War once and for all.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 28, 2023 02:05 PM (3qE2b)

142 Aside from being a DeepState plant, the thing that infuriates me is that Haley had a historic chance to hurt the Demonrats; "You want 'confederate' monuments taken down? Ok, bitches, change your parties name first. That name has more to do with slavery than that fucking statue. I'll appoint a commission to deal with the statues the moment you change your party's name, fuckfaces."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 28, 2023 02:05 PM (IG4Id)

143 Exothermic Technologies Pulsefire LRT Flamethrower
video
https://is.gd/m69F3L

Posted by: Braenyard at December 28, 2023 02:05 PM (lUstO)

144 Wow. When the Illinois NAACP is calling someone ELSE a bunch of savages...
Posted by: Nikki Haley's confirmed internet persona at December 28, 2023 02:04 PM (ZAfIi)
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I hate Illinois NAACPs.

Posted by: Joliet Jake Blues at December 28, 2023 02:06 PM (ScR16)

145 Bulgaroctonus mentioned a cute ginger in a video. How’d I miss that??

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 28, 2023 02:06 PM (xT8gx)

146 132 Nominated for "Most 2023 Headline Ever":

He's got form! Florida accountant who suffered airport meltdown over his dogs is filmed swearing at transgender porn star neighbor's husband while wearing a towel in shocking new clip
Posted by: Don Black at December 28, 2023 02:03 PM (geLO
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Even more 2024: the guy having the meltdown screaming at fags is himself a poofter . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 28, 2023 02:06 PM (iFTx/)

147 THE Ohio State National Guard.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 28, 2023 02:06 PM (9yWhg)

148 Probably not the best for riot control, but then neither was the Ohio State National Guard.
Posted by: Kindltot - voice of acceptable levels of well curated reason at December 28, 2023 02:00 PM (D7oie)

I beg to differ. The OH National Guard did what it was supposed to do. And they did it well.

They killed communists.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 28, 2023 02:06 PM (BdMk6)

149 THE Ohio State National Guard.

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hahahaha

Posted by: Nikki Haley's confirmed internet persona at December 28, 2023 02:07 PM (ZAfIi)

150 Bulgaroctonus mentioned a cute ginger in a video. How’d I miss that??
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 28, 2023 02:06 PM (xT8gx)
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Eh, she's not that cute.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 28, 2023 02:07 PM (ScR16)

151 143 Exothermic Technologies Pulsefire LRT Flamethrower
video
https://is.gd/m69F3L

Posted by: Braenyard at December 28, 2023 02:05 PM (lUstO)

Hawt.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 28, 2023 02:08 PM (wtvvX)

152 Bulgaroctonus mentioned a cute ginger in a video. How’d I miss that??
Posted by: LinusVanPelt


Linus, see the video above where the reporter is asking Mophead a question. The ginger in question is seated to the reporter's right. I assume she also a reporter.

She's got an Amy Adams look to her.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 28, 2023 02:08 PM (9yWhg)

153 I don't think the Democrats will have a National Convention. I predict it is called off because of "threats to our democracy."

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2023 02:08 PM (tQrL+)

154 SMU just disappeared in the 2nd half. Meh, I’ve noticed in all these lower tier bowl games the quality of play is awful…. With all the opt-outs it’s a bunch of 2nd and 3rd stringers scrimmaging against each other….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 28, 2023 02:08 PM (xT8gx)

155 153 I don't think the Democrats will have a National Convention. I predict it is called off because of "threats to our democracy."
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2023 02:08 PM (tQrL+)

I agree.

Posted by: Nova Local at December 28, 2023 02:09 PM (exHjb)

156 Somebody just zapped the troll. Nothing but bits of hair and a nose ring left.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 28, 2023 02:09 PM (kxx6d)

157
Linus, see the video above where the reporter is asking Mophead a question. The ginger in question is seated to the reporter's right. I assume she also a reporter.

She's got an Amy Adams look to her.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 28, 2023 02:08 PM (9yWhg)



I was impressed to see that pic that Ace posted in the Cafe yesterday of KJP in her natural habitat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 28, 2023 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)

158 CA has full automatic rubber bullet guns. They worked well in the video. Then there are always multiple tasers set to max, water cannons, batons, and 1911's. Each has it's benefits.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 28, 2023 02:09 PM (lUstO)

159 148 Probably not the best for riot control, but then neither was the Ohio State National Guard.
Posted by: Kindltot - voice of acceptable levels of well curated reason at December 28, 2023 02:00 PM (D7oie)

I beg to differ. The OH National Guard did what it was supposed to do. And they did it well.

They killed communists.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 28, 2023 02:06 PM (BdMk6)
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Agree. Ignore all the pro-commie propaganda. The Ohio state students were a violent mob and assaulted the National Guard. There's video of the students throwing rocks at the Guard. What did they expect was gonna happen? FAFO. I woulda shot those filthy commies too . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 28, 2023 02:10 PM (iFTx/)

160 Arkady Katkov. He was a Soviet diplomat in Beirut who got killed by Arab kidnappers back during the war. They had three other Soviet hostages, so the KGB kidnapped a bunch of the Arabs' family members, chopped one's balls off, shot him in the head, and dumped his various parts in public as a message. The remaining Soviets were released. It's a solution.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 28, 2023 02:10 PM (0FoWg)

161 They're against genocide, so they've got it in their mission statement that they never have and never will give an mRNA 'vaccine' to any human ever, right?
Posted by: Sponge


Point of order: the mRNA shot was more omnicide than genocide.

Posted by: mikeski at December 28, 2023 02:10 PM (Sn1bJ)

162 Did Hunter make the vacay to rest? Did they have to sneak him into a wheel well on AF1?

Posted by: Cheri at December 28, 2023 02:11 PM (oiNtH)

163 150 Bulgaroctonus mentioned a cute ginger in a video. How’d I miss that??
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 28, 2023 02:06 PM (xT8gx)
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Bulga has beer googles on. "Cute" is stretching it . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 28, 2023 02:11 PM (iFTx/)

164
Point of order: the mRNA shot was more omnicide than genocide.

Posted by: mikeski at December 28, 2023 02:10 PM (Sn1bJ)



Your point is valid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 28, 2023 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

165 Geezers gotta rest.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at December 28, 2023 02:12 PM (ytSiK)

166 Arkady Katkov. He was a Soviet diplomat in Beirut who got killed by Arab kidnappers back during the war. They had three other Soviet hostages, so the KGB kidnapped a bunch of the Arabs' family members, chopped one's balls off, shot him in the head, and dumped his various parts in public as a message. The remaining Soviets were released. It's a solution.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

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While our government and media doesn't discuss that the hostages exist until one is confirmed dead or released via bribes to Biden, and no effort is made to force their hand to release the Americans before America gives the captors $10B.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's confirmed internet persona at December 28, 2023 02:12 PM (ZAfIi)

167 "The strategy, some speculate, is in an effort to limit concerns about the 81-year-old president's..."

...shitting his pants all the time.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2023 02:12 PM (K/10q)

168 Bulga has beer googles on. "Cute" is stretching it . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade



Fine. Means I can have her all to myself, then.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 28, 2023 02:12 PM (9yWhg)

169 She's got an Amy Adams look to her.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 28, 2023 02:08 PM (9yWhg)

I see her now, thanks! Yeah… I’d intentionally skipped the mophead video…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 28, 2023 02:12 PM (xT8gx)

170 There will be a Dem Pres Convention. They have to at least keep up appearances.

There will be a big switcheroo at the last minute for the nomination, using the good old super delegates.

Posted by: davidt at December 28, 2023 02:12 PM (SYTee)

171 Harris/Newsom '24

Posted by: davidt at December 28, 2023 02:14 PM (SYTee)

172 169 Concur.

Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at December 28, 2023 02:14 PM (MvF+J)

173 Hello?
Hello? (tap...tap)
Is this thing on?

Posted by: MkY at December 28, 2023 02:14 PM (ZBlx0)

174 changing your crapped out Depends 8 times a day is tiring, even with a Groom of the Stool.

Posted by: x at December 28, 2023 02:14 PM (C3l/P)

175 changing your crapped out Depends 8 times a day is tiring, even with a Groom of the Stool.
Posted by: x at December 28, 2023 02:14 PM (C3l/P)
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It's a shitty job.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 28, 2023 02:15 PM (ScR16)

176 >>Linus, see the video above where the reporter is asking Mophead a question. The ginger in question is seated to the reporter's right. I assume she also a reporter.
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DUDE THAT'S MY SIS-
wait
never mind

Posted by: Don Black at December 28, 2023 02:15 PM (geLO8)

177 170 There will be a Dem Pres Convention. They have to at least keep up appearances.

There will be a big switcheroo at the last minute for the nomination, using the good old super delegates.
Posted by: davidt at December 28, 2023 02:12 PM (SYTee)

*Hilary Clinton has entered the chat*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 28, 2023 02:16 PM (xcxpd)

178
There will be a big switcheroo at the last minute for the nomination, using the good old super delegates.
Posted by: davidt at December 28, 2023 02:12 PM (SYTee)



I hope this happens. And I really hope Joe is still coherent enough to understand the hideous embarrassment he just endured as a compete and utter failure at being president.

He will go down in history as a miserable disaster as a pres.

The Biden family name DESERVES it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 28, 2023 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)

179 Whenever a Republican president tak0es a vacation the media is on it like white on rice but they don't seem to notice Democrat vacations.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 28, 2023 02:16 PM (x42Y3)

180 The one episode of MASH which was so bad was when a North Korean woman who killed American GI's is brought wounded to be treated by the 4077th. Hawkeye and BJ are enraged that the S. Korean Officer wants to interrogate her and possibly torture or kill her to get information. While in the post op ward, she tries to kill a wounded soldier and is stopped. On her way out to a prison camp, she spits and yells at the Doctors that she would kill them to if she had the chance. The S. Korean Officer tries to tell them that although their outrage may be noble, they are naïve at best. Doctors need to stay in their own lane.

Posted by: Cheri at December 28, 2023 02:16 PM (oiNtH)

181 >>There will be a Dem Pres Convention. They have to at least keep up appearances.
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it'll be more like a pageant

Posted by: Don Black at December 28, 2023 02:17 PM (geLO8)

182 166 Arkady Katkov. He was a Soviet diplomat in Beirut who got killed by Arab kidnappers back during the war. They had three other Soviet hostages, so the KGB kidnapped a bunch of the Arabs' family members, chopped one's balls off, shot him in the head, and dumped his various parts in public as a message. The remaining Soviets were released. It's a solution.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Your proposal is acceptable

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 28, 2023 02:17 PM (iFTx/)

183 http://tinyurl.com/ep8zsfaa
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I really hate reading things I've not thought about but are retrospectively horrifyingly obvious.

They are going to Reichstag fire for real this time, not the LARP test-run of J6.

500 to 2,000 conservative leaders will be secretly arrested as their social media continues to pump out content.
The families' accounts will be shadow banned or also switched to AI while they are locked out.
Any, "where is so-and-so" will be mocked as conspiracy by the complicit media, while citing to the AI posts.
Those AI accounts will make "the conservative case for Emergency Presidential Powers Act" ... that passes via Covid-era remote voting as it'll be declared too dangerous for Congress to meet in person. Naturally with the votes of the arrested Republicans.

Yeah, tell me that isn't the plan.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at December 28, 2023 02:17 PM (TzW+Y)

184 The one episode of MASH which was so bad was when a North Korean woman who killed American GI's is brought wounded to be treated by the 4077th. Hawkeye and BJ are enraged that the S. Korean Officer wants to interrogate her and possibly torture or kill her to get information. While in the post op ward, she tries to kill a wounded soldier and is stopped. On her way out to a prison camp, she spits and yells at the Doctors that she would kill them to if she had the chance. The S. Korean Officer tries to tell them that although their outrage may be noble, they are naïve at best. Doctors need to stay in their own lane.
Posted by: Cheri


I remember that ep. I thought it was a good one because that sanctimonious ass Hawkeye was definitely shown to be in the wrong.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 28, 2023 02:18 PM (9yWhg)

185 There will be a Dem Pres Convention. They have to at least keep up appearances.

There will be a big switcheroo at the last minute for the nomination, using the good old super delegates.
Posted by: davidt at December 28, 2023 02:12 PM (SYTee)

And please don't think that the GOPe isn't in long midnight meetings trying to figure out rigging the RNC primaries also.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 28, 2023 02:18 PM (BdMk6)

186 171 Harris/Newsom '24

Posted by: davidt
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Newsom/Harris, she's got bad knees.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 28, 2023 02:18 PM (lUstO)

187 Point of order: the mRNA shot was more omnicide than genocide.
Posted by: mikeski


Wrong. The programmers did not take the v@xx. They intend to rule over the ashes with a handful of serfs and servants.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 28, 2023 02:18 PM (IG4Id)

188

Answer: Depends



They need changing

Posted by: Sphynx at December 28, 2023 02:19 PM (P6qMv)

189 I hope this happens. And I really hope Joe is still coherent enough to understand the hideous embarrassment he just endured as a compete and utter failure at being president.

He will go down in history as a miserable disaster as a pres.

The Biden family name DESERVES it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 28, 2023 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)

The question is: Will they actually do it? I suppose it’s possible but from a public relations point of view it’d look…. So bad! Their nominee would be someone who didn’t run in a single primary.

I suppose we’re post-politics now but even 12 years ago that would’ve never even been contemplated

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 28, 2023 02:19 PM (xT8gx)

190

Who's got a boil on his semprini, then?

Posted by: Prof. Barnum Wideload at December 28, 2023 02:20 PM (YtXhT)

191 Whenever a Republican president tak0es a vacation the media is on it like white on rice but they don't seem to notice Democrat vacations.
Posted by: Northernlurker

I remember the pearl clutching when Reagan, Bush, or Trump would vacay at their own properties which they owned. Not so much a President that stays in billionaire's digs in Lake Tahoe or St. Croix. Rehoboth beach house was funded through ill gotten gains so I don't count that.

Posted by: Cheri at December 28, 2023 02:20 PM (oiNtH)

192 Another vacation? It truly is the third Obama term. And so let me be amongst the first to revive this ditto.

Biden is a stuttering clusterf##k of a miserable failure.

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 28, 2023 02:20 PM (xT7BI)

193 Who's got a boil on his semprini, then?
Posted by: Prof. Barnum Wideload at December 28, 2023 02:20 PM (YtXhT)
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Is that related to fusilli?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 28, 2023 02:21 PM (ScR16)

194 "It increasingly appears that Christian culture was holding back old gods who are much darker than most history records."

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From the 183 link.


That is such a great point.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's confirmed internet persona at December 28, 2023 02:21 PM (ZAfIi)

195 Grifting is hard work

Posted by: A dude in MI at December 28, 2023 02:21 PM (/6GbT)

196
And I really hope Joe is still coherent enough to understand the hideous embarrassment he just endured as a compete and utter failure at being president.

He will go down in history as a miserable disaster as a pres.


Who writes the history books?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2023 02:21 PM (63Dwl)

197 The crowd at Fenway in the cold, wind and rain. The fans are ready for this game to end and the officials decide to burn time doing a useless review of a play........Boos everywhere.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 28, 2023 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)

198 changing your crapped out Depends 8 times a day is tiring, even with a Groom of the Stool.
Posted by: x at December 28, 2023 02:14 PM (C3l/P)
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It's a shitty job.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea


They have to constantly pamper Joe.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 28, 2023 02:21 PM (9yWhg)

199 name field test

Posted by: Nikki Haley - I bet you've already forgotten about Maui at December 28, 2023 02:22 PM (ZAfIi)

200 it'll be more like a pageant
Posted by: Don Black at December 28, 2023 02:17 PM (geLO


I know they are pushing Newsome, but is there another face that can pull a large faction? Mooch would be worse, she would get the radicals and the obedient, but when she opens her mouth she sounds like she is standing in line in front of you arguing with the cashier about an extra package of fry sauce in line at McDonalds because of raysis

Posted by: Kindltot - voice of acceptable levels of well curated reason at December 28, 2023 02:22 PM (D7oie)

201
I hope this happens. And I really hope Joe is still coherent enough to understand the hideous embarrassment he just endured as a compete and utter failure at being president.

He will go down in history as a miserable disaster as a pres.


Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 28, 2023 02:16 PM


Every year that inflation ravages the pile of money his family criminal enterprise garnered is going to look less and less awesome until the history books record he sold the country for the equivalent of a 'Happy Meal' at McDonald's.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 28, 2023 02:22 PM (3qE2b)

202 Reporter grills WH Press Sec Karine Jean-Pierre over Biden's lack of press conferences:

"Can you explain why he doesn't want to defend his record to the American people?"

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"He only answers to and defends his record to his pay-masters in Beijing? What do I win?"

Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at December 28, 2023 02:22 PM (rTH7i)

203 The crowd at Fenway in the cold, wind and rain.


It's nearly 60 here in NoVa. Yech.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 28, 2023 02:22 PM (9yWhg)

204
The question is: Will they actually do it? I suppose it’s possible but from a public relations point of view it’d look…. So bad! Their nominee would be someone who didn’t run in a single primary.

I suppose we’re post-politics now but even 12 years ago that would’ve never even been contemplated
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 28, 2023 02:19 PM (xT8gx)



Well, we all know it WON'T be Bernie Sanders.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 28, 2023 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)

205 changing your crapped out Depends 8 times a day is tiring, even with a Groom of the Stool.
Posted by: x at December 28, 2023 02:14 PM (C3l/P)
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It's a shitty job.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea


They have to constantly pamper Joe.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

He gets lots of huggies from his family.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 28, 2023 02:22 PM (R4t5M)

206 And please don't think that the GOPe isn't in long midnight meetings trying to figure out rigging the RNC primaries also.

They'll accept a Trump/Haley ticket, and then eliminate Trump (one way or another) if Trump wins.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 28, 2023 02:23 PM (YAtuc)

207 And Justin is recovering with some ganja in Jamaica, mon!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 28, 2023 02:24 PM (2yu8s)

208 "It increasingly appears that Christian culture was holding back old gods who are much darker than most history records."
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Say what you will about the Conquistadores, they relieved the peoples of Central America from obeisance to a particularly nasty set of gods.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 28, 2023 02:24 PM (ScR16)

209

They have to constantly pamper Joe.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

He gets lots of huggies from his family.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 28, 2023 02:22 PM (R4t5M)



He's a MASTER at the pull-ups.

Meet him behind the gym and he'll show you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 28, 2023 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)

210 Biden's road to the WH was desitin-y.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 28, 2023 02:25 PM (R4t5M)

211 And Justin is recovering with some ganja in Jamaica, mon!
Posted by: andycanuck



That prick never comes to see us, his own flesh-and-blood.

Posted by: The Castro Family at December 28, 2023 02:26 PM (9yWhg)

212 They'll accept a Trump/Haley ticket, and then eliminate Trump (one way or another) if Trump wins.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 28, 2023 02:23 PM (YAtuc)

Please Trump please I beg of you: don’t pick Nikki. Please just don’t be

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 28, 2023 02:27 PM (xT8gx)

213 Biden's road to the WH was desitin-y.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory,



I am your density.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 28, 2023 02:27 PM (9yWhg)

214 I don't think anything will happen during the dem convention. I think the Soros/Kalorama cartels have already told their mindless minions to stand down for it.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 28, 2023 02:27 PM (BdMk6)

215 THe presiudent is on vacatioonm give him a brake.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro Vermouth at December 28, 2023 02:27 PM (ArbhN)

216 What a rash of diaper puns.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 28, 2023 02:27 PM (R4t5M)

217 They'll accept a Trump/Haley ticket, and then eliminate Trump (one way or another) if Trump wins.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
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I don't think it will be Trump/Nikki, but I could see them trying to get that to happen. They wouldn't even let him make it to the election, though. They'd drop him because insurrectionist lawbreaker violating Colorado's Constitution or something and Nikki would be the man.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - I bet you've already forgotten about Maui at December 28, 2023 02:28 PM (ZAfIi)

218 >I know they are pushing Newsome, but is there another face that can pull a large faction?
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I don't know
the current Dem bench is kind of bare
Newsom- failed governor
Kamala- gibbering idiot
Buttgig- butt pirate
Hillary- commie alcoholic


Posted by: Don Black at December 28, 2023 02:28 PM (geLO8)

219 NEWS
Looks like President Trump just buried those “Nikki Haley for veep” rumors…


https://is.gd/UIoMIK

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 28, 2023 02:28 PM (Zz0t1)

220 THe presiudent is on vacatioonm give him a brake.
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro Vermouth at December 28, 2023 02:27 PM (ArbhN)
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I'll say, you've been hitting the vermouth.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 28, 2023 02:28 PM (ScR16)

221 Every year that inflation ravages the pile of money his family criminal enterprise garnered is going to look less and less awesome until the history books record he sold the country for the equivalent of a 'Happy Meal' at McDonald's.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 28, 2023 02:22 PM (3qE2b)

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After the Junta nationalizes all private-sector industries & businesses, and then sells the country to Xi & the CCP for One Digital Yuan, the name of the meal will be changed to the "Happy Ending."

Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at December 28, 2023 02:28 PM (76r/Z)

222 Point of order: the mRNA shot was more omnicide than genocide.
Posted by: mikeski

Wrong. The programmers did not take the v@xx. They intend to rule over the ashes with a handful of serfs and servants.
Posted by: weft cut-loop


Genocide: killing off a particular genome.
Omnicide: killing off everyone.

I don't think the shot was designed to target a particular race, etc. though it did turn out unusually effective against teenaged boys.

Posted by: mikeski at December 28, 2023 02:29 PM (Sn1bJ)

223 The press conferences he *does* give only consist of calling on pre-designated reporters with scripted questions and answers. So the volume of press conferences is irrelevant: the scripted response is provided in writing if not verbally.

But it's telling that they feel less need to even pretend to have to be accountable to the electorate via live press conferences. Maybe ask if his respect for the American people is so low that he no longer feels the need to pretend to have to answer extemporaneous press questions to have their support?

Posted by: bearski at December 28, 2023 02:29 PM (Bhsk7)

224 This is the first president that frustrates our enemies because they want to cause a significant event while Biden is present (because he constantly fvcks things up)....and Biden is outsmarting them by never being present.

Genius!!!!

Posted by: Orson at December 28, 2023 02:29 PM (dIske)

225 Repeating a comment I posted in today's Morning Report:

Below are the White House's December events statistics for the so-called leader of the free world. Do you recall Joey doing 13 press conferences or press 'gaggles' so far this month? This combined count of press conferences and press gaggles (typically Joe answering one question shouted by reporters while he stumbles towards Marine One or Air Force One) is the phony basis for KJP telling reporters he answers their question nearly every day!

And do you get to start your day shortly before 11 AM and begin your last task of the day at 3:30 PM? God help the United States of America for the next 10 and a half months.

December, 2023
Monthly Stats

States: 9
Countries: 1
Distance (Mi): 9,151
Public Events: 21
Press Conferences/Gaggles: 13
Interviews: 1
Calendar Entries: 115
Avg Time 1st Mtg: 10:50 am
Avg Time Last Mtg: 3:30 pm

Posted by: Gref at December 28, 2023 02:29 PM (5fDan)

226 Go to some place warm like Florida, California, or Arizona and hold a rally in a filled stadium.

Posted by: Dare ya at December 28, 2023 02:29 PM (NBVIP)

227 THe presiudent is on vacatioonm give him a brake.
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro Vermouth at December 28, 2023 02:27 PM (ArbhN)
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I'll say, you've been hitting the vermouth.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 28, 2023 02:28 PM (ScR16)

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Shaking, not stirred.

Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at December 28, 2023 02:30 PM (76r/Z)

228 208 "It increasingly appears that Christian culture was holding back old gods who are much darker than most history records."
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Say what you will about the Conquistadores, they relieved the peoples of Central America from obeisance to a particularly nasty set of gods.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 28, 2023 02:24 PM (ScR16)
___________

"Fuck you!"

-- Quetzalcoatl

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 28, 2023 02:30 PM (iFTx/)

229 Wrong. The programmers did not take the v@xx. They intend to rule over the ashes with a handful of serfs and servants.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 28, 2023 02:18 PM (IG4Id)

Just a point of order. My company worked on some of the mRNA trials.

We all took the shot. We weren't given a choice. Our clients insisted on it.

Posted by: Defenestratus at December 28, 2023 02:30 PM (wumK+)

230 'll say, you've been hitting the vermouth.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 28, 2023 02:28 PM (ScR16)

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Shaking, not stirred.
Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at December 28, 2023 02:30 PM (76r/Z)

+1

Posted by: Neil Cavuto at December 28, 2023 02:31 PM (R4t5M)

231 Looks like President Trump just buried those “Nikki Haley for veep” rumors…


https://is.gd/UIoMIK
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 28, 2023 02:28 PM (Zz0t1)

Hallelujah, a late Christmas present!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 28, 2023 02:31 PM (xT8gx)

232 There will be a big switcheroo at the last minute for the nomination, using the good old super delegates.
Posted by: davidt at December 28, 2023 02:12 PM (SYTee)

*Hilary Clinton has entered the chat*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 28, 2023 02:16 PM (xcxpd)

People laugh at me when I say this is a possibility. I'm not predicting it, just saying it's not a totally outrageous consideration.

You hate her, I hate her, a high percentage of the country's people hate her. But that doesn't matter, Anyone paying attention knows, that is not going to make one bit of difference.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2023 02:31 PM (Vrvfq)

233 The press conferences he *does* give only consist of calling on pre-designated reporters with scripted questions and answers. So the volume of press conferences is irrelevant: the scripted response is provided in writing if not verbally.
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I'd love to be able to bugger up Joe's scripts.

Reporter: Mr. President, what do you have to say about the rising cost of living?

Biden: We'll just have to give them monkeys up the jim-jam! Gelatinous anthropoids, Jack!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 28, 2023 02:32 PM (ScR16)

234 Please Trump please I beg of you: don’t pick Nikki. Please just don’t be

If Trump can't figure out that the Deep State will whack him (either physically or politically) if Haley is the VP, he is an idiot.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 28, 2023 02:33 PM (YAtuc)

235 This is the first president that frustrates our enemies because they want to cause a significant event while Biden is present (because he constantly fvcks things up)....and Biden is outsmarting them by never being present.

Genius!!!!

Posted by: Orson at December 28, 2023 02:29 PM (dIske)

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Old & Busted: "Leading From Behind.
New Hotness: "Leading From Afar."

Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at December 28, 2023 02:33 PM (76r/Z)

236 THe presiudent is on vacatioonm give him a brake.
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro Vermouth at December 28, 2023 02:27 PM (ArbhN)


MARY! How are you, was your weekend, did your "appropriate gender neutral celebration of Gaia's equinox" turn out well? I had great hopes to be there, but unfortunately scheduling prevented it. The neighbors, at least came, yes?
Did you make the Oatmeal bran and dried date bars again? those were memorable. Far better than the blue cornchips with grape jelly that you did the year before.

Thinking of you and the cats, sweetie.

Posted by: Kindltot - voice of acceptable levels of well curated reason at December 28, 2023 02:33 PM (D7oie)

237 Bill Clinton is salivating at the prospect of fresh new White-House interns to, um, "mentor."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 28, 2023 02:33 PM (9yWhg)

238 Say what you will about the Conquistadores, they relieved the peoples of Central America from obeisance to a particularly nasty set of gods.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 28, 2023 02:24 PM (ScR16)
___________

"Fuck you!"

-- Quetzalcoatl
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See?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 28, 2023 02:34 PM (ScR16)

239 *Hilary Clinton has entered the chat*

Michelle Obama.

She's black, the wine moms love her, and the Obamas can formally move back into power (instead of informal control).

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 28, 2023 02:34 PM (YAtuc)

240 They'll accept a Trump/Haley ticket, and then eliminate Trump (one way or another) if Trump wins.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 28, 2023 02:23 PM (YAtuc)

Please Trump please I beg of you: don’t pick Nikki. Please just don’t be
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 28, 2023 02:27 PM (xT8gx)

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Don Jr. recently said that ain't happening.

[I posted a link yesterday, but don't have time to look for it now.]

Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at December 28, 2023 02:35 PM (76r/Z)

241 "Fuck you!"

-- Quetzalcoatl
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 28, 2023 02:30 PM (iFTx/)


Oooh! Pretty catty for someone who lost and sailed off to the Sunrise in a snit made of snakeskins. Sure, you'll be back.

Posted by: Kindltot - voice of acceptable levels of well curated reason at December 28, 2023 02:36 PM (D7oie)

242 If Mudpants is replaced, the next asshole will be much worse. Because that's the way shit is.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 28, 2023 02:36 PM (R4t5M)

243 How about Chelsea?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 28, 2023 02:36 PM (9yWhg)

244 The New York Times today has an utterly horrific description of the sexual assaults on Israeli women on October 7th.

Hamas is worse than the Nazis were.

http://tinyurl.com/2w5bmfhs

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 28, 2023 02:37 PM (YAtuc)

245 Looks like President Trump just buried those “Nikki Haley for veep” rumors…

https://is.gd/UIoMIK
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 28, 2023 02:28 PM (Zz0t1)

Hallelujah, a late Christmas present!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 28, 2023 02:31 PM (xT8gx)

So in other words, people speculating were just traditional bullshit artists, who have nothing better to do than stir up the pot. Which is a Christmas tradition too, I guess.

Still, I don't know why it's necessary to toss DeSanctimonious into the mix when he's dumping on Ratheon Nikki.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2023 02:37 PM (qExcO)

246 Bill Clinton is salivating at the prospect of fresh new White-House interns to, um, "mentor."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 28, 2023 02:33 PM (9yWhg)

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"So little time, so many potential humidors ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at December 28, 2023 02:37 PM (Tqlvc)

247 We all took the shot. We weren't given a choice. Our clients insisted on it.
Posted by: Defenestratus


Sure, and you're not one of the programmers. You think the people that programmed 2020 took the clot shot?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 28, 2023 02:37 PM (IG4Id)

248 How about Chelsea?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 28, 2023 02:36 PM (9yWhg)


I admit, the Conquistadors would have been better stomping her out, if they had the chance

Posted by: Kindltot - voice of acceptable levels of well curated reason at December 28, 2023 02:37 PM (D7oie)

249 Avg Time 1st Mtg: 10:50 am
Avg Time Last Mtg: 3:30 pm
Posted by: Gref


So he works about 11-4. Minus a lunch hour, presumably. So 4 hours a day.

And is on vacation 40% of the time, which leaves 3 days out of a 5-day work week.

Those 12-hour work weeks are some grueling shit, let me tell ya.....

Posted by: mikeski at December 28, 2023 02:37 PM (Sn1bJ)

250 238 Say what you will about the Conquistadores, they relieved the peoples of Central America from obeisance to a particularly nasty set of gods.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 28, 2023 02:24 PM (ScR16)
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True, but the saved people lost all their gold and silver.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 28, 2023 02:38 PM (pZ64F)

251 Looks like President Trump just buried those “Nikki Haley for veep” rumors…


https://is.gd/UIoMIK
Posted by: Sponge

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The people who removed him from office and helped organize and promote J6 (and hand out medals to and fully fund the folks who did it) aren't going to be happy about that.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - I bet you've already forgotten about Maui at December 28, 2023 02:38 PM (BJDRc)

252 Please Trump please I beg of you: don’t pick Nikki. Please just don’t be
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 28, 2023 02:27 PM

Do NOT Pick teh Nik! She' no picnic!

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 28, 2023 02:38 PM (SzI2j)

253 239 *Hilary Clinton has entered the chat*

Michelle Obama.

She's black, the wine moms love her, and the Obamas can formally move back into power (instead of informal control).
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 28, 2023 02:34 PM (YAtuc)

Lots of folks say this but only if the fix is in an guaranteed.
She has less on her resume than Killary, and not nearly the bodycount.

Posted by: Inogame at December 28, 2023 02:39 PM (53oGX)

254 How about Chelsea?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 28, 2023 02:36 PM (9yWhg)


Chelsea would be our Isabelita Peron. Probably get a military dictatorship out of it through a "necessary coup due to rioting and economic failure to reset our great country"

Posted by: Kindltot - voice of acceptable levels of well curated reason at December 28, 2023 02:39 PM (D7oie)

255 Nikki is Curry with a cringe on top.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 28, 2023 02:39 PM (SzI2j)

256 Also Trump was a big mean doodoo head in that tweet so I'm voting for Pence or Nikki Haley.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - I bet you've already forgotten about Maui at December 28, 2023 02:39 PM (BJDRc)

257 "It increasingly appears that Christian culture was holding back old gods who are much darker than most history records."



As I mentioned before, Jonathan Cahn's book The Return of the Gods is a prescient book.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 28, 2023 02:40 PM (lTGtQ)

258 New Delhi Nikki will let you do that thing in her mouth for extra coin. She seems to be good like that.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 28, 2023 02:40 PM (R4t5M)

259 How about Chelsea?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 28, 2023 02:36 PM (9yWhg)

Not even for a celebrity porno romp (shiver… I apologize in advance)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 28, 2023 02:40 PM (xT8gx)

260 Lots of folks say this but only if the fix is in an guaranteed.


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Around this time people were beginning to accept that the fix has been in since before 2020.

Posted by: The Narrator at December 28, 2023 02:40 PM (BJDRc)

261
Don Jr. recently said that ain't happening.

[I posted a link yesterday, but don't have time to look for it now.]
Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at December 28, 2023 02:35 PM (76r/Z)



I got yer back.....

See #219

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 28, 2023 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

262 We all took the shot. We weren't given a choice. Our clients insisted on it.

I had to take it to keep my job. Unlike some of y'all, I'm not so valuable to my company that I can afford to say "FU" to my boss nor so confident that I can quit and find another job easily. And yes, I'm still bitter about it.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 28, 2023 02:41 PM (sNc8Y)

263 The programmers did not take the v@xx. They intend to rule over the ashes with a handful of serfs and servants.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 28, 2023 02:18 PM (IG4Id)

Just a point of order. My company worked on some of the mRNA trials.

We all took the shot. We weren't given a choice. Our clients insisted on it.
Posted by: Defenestratus at December 28, 2023 02:30 PM (wumK+)

I think it only makes sense at this point to conclude there's more than one version of this thing out there (and I don't mean the difference between one company's version and another).

Some that are fairly harmless, and some that are not. The people in the elite class may be taking A shot, but they're not taking THE shot.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2023 02:41 PM (Dko2N)

264 Trump Nix Niki! Next!

Posted by: Archer at December 28, 2023 02:41 PM (gmo/4)

265 Rep. Rashida Tlaib calls Netanyahu ‘genocidal maniac,’ won’t ‘ever forget’ which colleagues met with him

http://tinyurl.com/3a8fr7uf

Posted by: redridinghood at December 28, 2023 02:41 PM (NpAcC)

266 How about Chelsea?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 28, 2023 02:36 PM (9yWhg)

Not even for a celebrity porno romp (shiver… I apologize in advance)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 28, 2023 02:40 PM (xT8gx)



I'd watch her get 'no holes barred' driven, once.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 28, 2023 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

267 I got yer back.....

See #219

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 28, 2023 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

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Thank partner, I did see that.

And thanks for digging up that USS Obama aircraft carrier converted into a golf course image for me yesterday as well
Classic ...

Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at December 28, 2023 02:43 PM (Tqlvc)

268 Also Trump was a big mean doodoo head in that tweet so I'm voting for Pence or Nikki Haley.
Posted by: Nikki Haley - I bet you've already forgotten about Maui at December 28, 2023 02:39 PM (BJDRc)

I wish he’d quit dunking on “Rob” because he’s already won that particular battle but…. Trump is Trump. Not gonna change….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 28, 2023 02:43 PM (xT8gx)

269 had to take it to keep my job. Unlike some of y'all, I'm not so valuable to my company that I can afford to say "FU" to my boss nor so confident that I can quit and find another job easily. And yes, I'm still bitter about it.
Posted by: Oddbob

Fortunately, I wasn't in that situation. It's horrific for the people that were. It's total horseshit and I would never hold that against anyone.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 28, 2023 02:44 PM (R4t5M)

270 219 NEWS
Looks like President Trump just buried those “Nikki Haley for veep” rumors…


https://is.gd/UIoMIK
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 28, 2023 02:28 PM (Zz0t1)
______________

He's called her "Birdbrain" and shit all over her before. I never understood why anyone considered her a real VP candidate, other than as a way to try to taint Trump by association.

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 28, 2023 02:44 PM (iFTx/)

271 Michelle Obama.

She's black, the wine moms love her, and the Obamas can formally move back into power (instead of informal control).
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 28, 2023 02:34 PM (YAtuc)

Lots of folks say this but only if the fix is in an guaranteed.
She has less on her resume than Killary, and not nearly the bodycount.
Posted by: Inogame at December 28, 2023 02:39 PM (53oGX)

It's been said many times, she wants nothing to do with politics herself. Whether she's got a choice in the matter or not, I guess we'll see, but that's the thing that appears obvious to me: Anyone who wants that job has to really really really really want it, and she doesn't seem to.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2023 02:45 PM (OrSq1)

272 We're sitting right here you know.

Posted by: Maliqua and Sashiqua at December 28, 2023 02:45 PM (NBVIP)

273 Whitmer the Mich governor is a dem dark horse. She's a nasty vicious leftist who doesn't have well known baggage like Hillary, Newsom or Harris.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 28, 2023 02:45 PM (iYJk7)

274 Trump Dumps Nikki's Hump

Posted by: Variety at December 28, 2023 02:46 PM (2yu8s)

275 Whitmer the Mich governor is a dem dark horse. She's a nasty vicious leftist who doesn't have well known baggage like Hillary, Newsom or Harris.
Posted by: Smell the Glove


That's a stretch.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 28, 2023 02:46 PM (9yWhg)

276
I had to take it to keep my job. Unlike some of y'all, I'm not so valuable to my company that I can afford to say "FU" to my boss nor so confident that I can quit and find another job easily. And yes, I'm still bitter about it.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 28, 2023 02:41 PM (sNc8Y)



That whole thing was so incredibly illegal, it's sickening.

It's bad enough kids HAVE to get certain immunizations before they're allowed into school, but to force ADULTS to get an untested medical experiment or LOSE YOUR JOB was unconscionable. It broke HIPAA in sooooo many ways.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 28, 2023 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

277 nood

Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at December 28, 2023 02:46 PM (MvF+J)

278 I'm still not convinced all of you posting here are using your real names.

Posted by: Nicola Halleyzales at December 28, 2023 02:47 PM (NBVIP)

279 It's the end of the year and I heard that St. Croix was a suitable location to launder funds offshore for the Biden Family.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 28, 2023 02:47 PM (J3ryZ)

280 I wish he’d quit dunking on “Rob” because he’s already won that particular battle but…. Trump is Trump. Not gonna change….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

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I don't know if he means to, but I bet it's a pretty effective way to make DeSantis take and articulate pro-America Literal Nazi positions. Hopefully it's sharpening him for the VP spot, although Ron has said he isn't interested.

Posted by: The Narrator at December 28, 2023 02:47 PM (BJDRc)

281 He's called her "Birdbrain" and shit all over her before. I never understood why anyone considered her a real VP candidate, other than as a way to try to taint Trump by association.

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 28, 2023 02:44 PM (iFTx/)

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* Mr. "90%" Disinformation Expert Ace has entered the chat *

Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at December 28, 2023 02:47 PM (qJ2md)

282 219 NEWS
Looks like President Trump just buried those “Nikki Haley for veep” rumors…

https://is.gd/UIoMIK
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 28, 2023 02:28 PM (Zz0t1)


After all the wailing and gnashing of teeth on this here blog?

(I'm amazed at how quickly some have forgotten that rumors about Trump mean nothing. The thing that matters is what Trump actually does.)

Posted by: Emmie at December 28, 2023 02:47 PM (Sf2cq)

283 265 Rep. Rashida Tlaib calls Netanyahu ‘genocidal maniac,’ won’t ‘ever forget’ which colleagues met with him

http://tinyurl.com/3a8fr7uf
Posted by: redridinghood at December 28, 2023 02:41 PM (NpAcC)
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Genocide is a very bad thing. But when you have a group of people (who really aren't a "race" anyway) who have proven themselves ungovernable murderous lunatics with 8th-Century morals and curious about goat anuses, what else is there to do but destroy them all?

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 28, 2023 02:48 PM (iFTx/)

284 I've seen a number of people suggesting Dr. Ben Carson as a VP choice. Me, personally, I'm still a big Alan West fan. You need someone methodical, totally unapologetic, and driven in the VP seat this time around. Ex-military fits the bills nicely. Whoever it is, they are going to be the wrecking ball that goes deep diving into all the agencies and just takes no prisoners.

Posted by: Orson at December 28, 2023 02:48 PM (dIske)

285 The New York Times today has an utterly horrific description of the sexual assaults on Israeli women on October 7th.

Hamas is worse than the Nazis were.

http://tinyurl.com/2w5bmfhs
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 28, 2023 02:37 PM

Reason why I give zero fucks about the Palestinians.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 28, 2023 02:48 PM (SzI2j)

286 had to take it to keep my job. Unlike some of y'all, I'm not so valuable to my company that I can afford to say "FU" to my boss nor so confident that I can quit and find another job easily. And yes, I'm still bitter about it.
Posted by: Oddbob

Fortunately, I wasn't in that situation. It's horrific for the people that were. It's total horseshit and I would never hold that against anyone.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 28, 2023 02:44 PM (R4t5M)

My son had to get one for the agency he was getting services at. My company might not have "forced" me to get one, but I wasn't willing to go through all that. So we took the jab.

I've said it before here, my cats all got sick immediately after we did. Related? Hell if I know. Both my son and I have nagging, odd medical issues that we never had before. Maybe we're just getting older, but all I know is I'm never getting another "vaccine" of any kind as long as I live.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2023 02:48 PM (Ln4ME)

287 He's called her "Birdbrain" and shit all over her before. I never understood why anyone considered her a real VP candidate, other than as a way to try to taint Trump by association.
Posted by: Elric Blade


All candidates are VP potential, at least on a 1st order level. It's not koo-koo-banana pants. Also, Bush called his DCoS 'turdblossom,' so nicknames aren't dispositive.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 28, 2023 02:48 PM (IG4Id)

288 He's called her "Birdbrain" and shit all over her before. I never understood why anyone considered her a real VP candidate, other than as a way to try to taint Trump by association.
Posted by: Elric Blade

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Mark this thread. She'll be the nominee.

Posted by: The Narrator at December 28, 2023 02:48 PM (BJDRc)

289 president definition:
>the elected head of a republic.
>Christian Church, the celebrant at a Eucharist.

FJB = president in name only for a failing republic.

Which began a while ago.


Posted by: L - They don't have to outrun the bear, they only need to outrun us - for now at December 28, 2023 02:48 PM (GshMh)

290 change socks

Posted by: Nikki Haley - I bet you've already forgotten about Maui at December 28, 2023 02:49 PM (BJDRc)

291 >Michelle Obama.

She's black, the wine moms love her, and the Obamas can formally move back into power

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and give up her lazy useless pampered lifestyle? No way.

Posted by: Don Black at December 28, 2023 02:49 PM (geLO8)

292 The problem with running around the world shooting people and chopping their balls off and dumping them in front of their family members is that it engenders a certain amount of resentment. You have to be banking on a total win.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 28, 2023 02:50 PM (0FoWg)

293 287 He's called her "Birdbrain" and shit all over her before. I never understood why anyone considered her a real VP candidate, other than as a way to try to taint Trump by association.
Posted by: Elric Blade

All candidates are VP potential, at least on a 1st order level. It's not koo-koo-banana pants. Also, Bush called his DCoS 'turdblossom,' so nicknames aren't dispositive.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 28, 2023 02:48 PM (IG4Id)
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Sure, any candidate has some semblance of VP potential. But this site has been pimping her as almost a lock for VP, despite all the obvious evidence that Trump doesn't like her, doesn't think much of her, and doesn't want her as VP. That's not the same thing.

I think Trump's VP will come out of left field. I don't think it will be one of the current candidates.

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 28, 2023 02:52 PM (iFTx/)

294 288 He's called her "Birdbrain" and shit all over her before. I never understood why anyone considered her a real VP candidate, other than as a way to try to taint Trump by association.
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Paid DeSantis influencers...

Weird that Trump was (is?) considering her as a vice presidential pick.

Apparently Trump can't deny he's mulling adding this establishment shill as a vice president, because his son is out there now telling Fox News he'll stop his father from picking her.

Posted by: Apu Nahasapeemapetilon at December 28, 2023 02:54 PM (2yu8s)

295 292 The problem with running around the world shooting people and chopping their balls off and dumping them in front of their family members is that it engenders a certain amount of resentment. You have to be banking on a total win.
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It worked for Genghis Kahn.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 28, 2023 02:54 PM (pZ64F)

296 Off, slavery ACW sock.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 28, 2023 02:56 PM (2yu8s)

297 After a stint at the UN, Nikki Haley is damaged goods. An ambassadorship in the Philippines would be more lucrative than the fucking UN.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 28, 2023 03:01 PM (J3ryZ)

298 assorted Phish concert homosexuals

poetry!

Posted by: free tibet at December 28, 2023 03:08 PM (iNp3L)

299 He's called her "Birdbrain" and shit all over her before. I never understood why anyone considered her a real VP candidate, other than as a way to try to taint Trump by association.
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100%.

It was no coincidence that the people giving the most credence to those rumors and spreading the FUD are also Trump haters.

But look how we had to listen to them because they know important people in New York and DC who told them this was serious.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at December 28, 2023 03:11 PM (TzW+Y)

300 And guess who pays for their little joyride? Come on the answer is quite easy

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 28, 2023 06:30 PM (wGqjj)

301 Trump took $0 salary, worked every day.

Let's Go Brandon takes all his salary and more for 40% time on vacation.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at December 28, 2023 08:30 PM (upSwR)

302 He doesn't even put in more than 2 hours in a day when he is "working". Don't kid yourself. He's already at 80% off-the-clock.

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