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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Again: Now New York City is Unconstitutionally Restricting Immigrant-Carrying BusesI say this is unconstitutional because the Constitution guarantees free travel in the United States. Petty local jurisdictions cannot harass "undesirable" travelers with restrictions intended to dissuade them from coming. The left still shrieks about "sundown towns," where travelers weren't allowed to stay past sundown. And yet here they are, intentionally making it difficult for illegal immigrants, who they still claim to welcome with open arms, creating weird and hard-to-obey regulations about when and where buses can enter the city and discharge passengers. Chicago's woke mayor Brandon Johnson began this practice, and has now escalated to impounding buses from Texas.The illegal aliens who are looking for a way to travel to wherever they hope is their final destination receive free transportation to a choice of six cities -- New York City, Chicago, Washington, D.C., Philadelphia, Los Angeles, and Denver. They are provided with clothing, food, water, and other basic supplies. The buses are chartered using Texas taxpayer money. Last month Chicago implemented new rules. Buses must arrive during business hours in designated areas Monday through Friday. Two buses have been impounded so far. There have been 110 citations issued. "Yes, we had to impound a couple of busses thus far. The whole impetus behind this, as you know, is to create some calm and some structure around this operation," Mayor Johnson said.The unqualified woke mayor continues railing about Governor Abbott's "raggedy" and "reckless" policies of busing illegals to Chicago -- but can't find any words to mention Joe Biden, the author of this crisis. I did offer the obvious warning that if this were allowed to continue, blue cities would all begin stopping Texas (and Florida) buses from coming. Now NYC's weakling mayor Adams is implementing Chicago's unconstutional policies. New York City Mayor Eric Adams on Wednesday announced new restrictions on charter buses from Texas bringing migrants to the "sanctuary" city in an effort to curb the numbers of migrants that have hit the city since last year. Adams announced an executive order requiring charter buses transporting migrants to provide 32 hours' notice in advance of their arrival in New York City. The order also requires buses to arrive between 8:30 a.m. and 12 p.m. between Monday and Friday. Such buses are also required to drop off at one particular spot. If buses do not comply, it would result in a class B misdemeanor, with penalties including three months' imprisonment and up to a $500 fine for individuals and $2,000 for corporations. Buses could also be impounded by the NYPD. ... Gov. Abbott's office, which recently began flying migrants to Chicago and New York City in addition to the buses, accused the Democratic mayor of hypocrisy -- and pledged to continue the transportation of migrants. "The hypocrisy of Mayor Adams is astounding. Mayor Adams had touted New York City's self-declared sanctuary city status, then sent his own buses of migrants out to small towns in New York. Texas has only transported about 32,000 migrants to New York City, while President Biden has been flying planeloads of migrants all around the country and oftentimes in the cover of night," spokesperson Renae Eze said.
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Top 10?!?
Posted by: GM27, SEP Field Technician at December 28, 2023 12:14 PM (RKLPC) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2023 12:14 PM (63Dwl) 3
Heh.
Posted by: GM27, SEP Field Technician at December 28, 2023 12:14 PM (RKLPC) 4
Yup GM27, TOP ten.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 28, 2023 12:15 PM (ZpgRB) 5
Make these fuckers choke on it.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 28, 2023 12:15 PM (R4t5M) Posted by: John Derbyshire at December 28, 2023 12:15 PM (TTAGa) 7
"Restricting Immigrant-Carrying Buses"
Here in the Chicago area last week, the buses switched to dropping off the illegals at the suburban train stops, instead of driving all the way into the city of Chicago proper. And we here in Shithole Rockford got a couple buses too. Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at December 28, 2023 12:15 PM (MvF+J) 8
Mexican president says US should invest in people.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2023 12:14 PM (63Dwl) I agree... American citizens only Posted by: It's me donna at December 28, 2023 12:15 PM (n2vyf) 9
Fly all the illegals to Savannah. Put them on big boats. Sail up the eastern seaboard and pull into the New York harbor making sure to do a few laps around the Statue of Liberty. Problem solved. Great photo ops too.
Posted by: nckate at December 28, 2023 12:15 PM (EPm6B) 10
Good.
This is the precedent, so now it applies everywhere. If NYC and Chicago are allowed to block people from coming, then so is everyone else. The functional southern "red states" should start doing the same, and demanding purity tests before allowing people from blue states to move there. Or maybe just forbid it entirely. If they can do it, so can everyone else. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 28, 2023 12:16 PM (zxP/x) 11
He's literally Dark Brandon.
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 28, 2023 12:16 PM (x42Y3) 12
BREAKING Second American held hostage by Hamas confirmed dead one week after husband's murder revealed President To Be Told When He Returns From Latest Vacation Posted by: Don Black at December 28, 2023 12:16 PM (geLO8) 13
"I say this is unconstitutional because the Constitution guarantees free travel in the United States. Petty local jurisdictions cannot harass "undesirable" travelers with restrictions intended to dissuade them from coming.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace SC: No standing. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 28, 2023 12:16 PM (ZpgRB) 14
/off fired NR writer sock
Posted by: browndog getting really tired of all this shit at December 28, 2023 12:16 PM (TTAGa) 15
Below, the woke mayor and reigning Prince of Murder Brandon Johnson complains that his city of millions just isn't capable of dealing with the illegal alien crisis.
And which towns are so capable?, Viva Frei asks. Oh, you mean the Red state border towns of 20,000 people, huh? ++++ Well, yeah. Those places aren't his town. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 28, 2023 12:16 PM (zxP/x) 16
I live in a small town in the very north part of Texas. As far as I am concerned, every illegal border crosser can head on up to any city. Abbott needs to charter more buses.
Posted by: huerfano at December 28, 2023 12:16 PM (Q4KYm) 17
They don't care that they are hypocrites.
They don't care that other people are suffering more. They will keep forcing other people to bear the cost of the choices and do everything possible to make sure they don't. THEY ARE EVIL. Posted by: Formerly Virginian at December 28, 2023 12:17 PM (rTXiG) 18
Put all illegals on cruise ships to Alaska and drop them off in Juneau
Posted by: It's me donna at December 28, 2023 12:17 PM (n2vyf) 19
Denver wants to foist incoming illegals off onto suburban Wheat Ridge
Wheat Ridge residents say 'eff that' Wheat Ridge mayor says he can't legally stop Denver from renting motel rooms for people Posted by: Don Black at December 28, 2023 12:18 PM (geLO8) 20
Rules for thee, but never for me.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 28, 2023 12:18 PM (R4t5M) 21
Is John Derbyshire still around?
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 28, 2023 12:18 PM (x42Y3) 22
Prohibit all business and private money transfers to banks in Mexico until they secure their southern border. The hordes of 3rd world parasites should be stopped there.
Posted by: GM27, SEP Field Technician at December 28, 2023 12:18 PM (RKLPC) 23
Chicago's woke mayor Brandon Johnson began this practice, and has now escalated to impounding buses from Texas.
Apparently some of the buses are now dropping off their passengers next to El stations in the suburbs, so they can just take mass transit into Chicago. Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 28, 2023 12:18 PM (YAtuc) 24
Yankee Land Mayors Discriminate Against Brown Southerners Travelling In Yankee Land Cities.
Alert The Southern Poverty Law Center. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 28, 2023 12:19 PM (Edu7X) 25
Who pays for this shit? We do. Every stinkin' time we go to the grocery story and it's ten dollars more then the week before. 81 million ballots though. Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 28, 2023 12:19 PM (3qE2b) 26
This is the first time I've heard Brandon Johnson speak. What a fucking moron. He can barely speak and looks stoned or like a deer in the headlights.
Where do they get these duncing diversity hires from? Some factory somewhere piles together a bunch of rotten dogshit and spits them all out? They're all exactly the same. Each just as dumb and incompetent as the other. Are there no actual, intelligent, competent black people out there to choose from? Oh yea, those blacks are all conservative or at least center-right. The leftwing hysterics are all retarded. Posted by: Elric Blade at December 28, 2023 12:19 PM (iFTx/) 27
I live in a small town in the very north part of Texas. As far as I am concerned, every illegal border crosser can head on up to any city. Abbott needs to charter more buses.
Posted by: huerfano Dearborn-istan needs a whole bunch of busses as well as the Twin-Cities. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 28, 2023 12:19 PM (ZpgRB) Posted by: It's me donna at December 28, 2023 12:19 PM (n2vyf) 29
Wheat Ridge mayor says he can't legally stop Denver from renting motel rooms for people
Posted by: Don Black Sure he can. It's ok for other cities to do whatever the fuck they want. Sack up, buttercup. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 28, 2023 12:19 PM (R4t5M) 30
"Is John Derbyshire still around?"
Yes. He's been sick, but still kicking. vdare.com carries his stuff. Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at December 28, 2023 12:20 PM (MvF+J) 31
Wheat Ridge residents say 'eff that'
Wheat Ridge mayor says he can't legally stop Denver from renting motel rooms for people Posted by: Don Black They have no jobs, they are vagrants. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 28, 2023 12:20 PM (ZpgRB) 32
"The hypocrisy of Mayor Adams is astounding. Mayor Adams had touted New York City's self-declared sanctuary city status, then sent his own buses of migrants out to small towns in New York. Texas has only transported about 32,000 migrants to New York City, while President Biden has been flying planeloads of migrants all around the country and oftentimes in the cover of night," spokesperson Renae Eze said.
Everyone from Joe Biden to Governor Abbott to Governor DeSantis to Chicago Mayor Johnson to NYC Mayor Adams are participating in human trafficking. None of these illegal aliens should be sent anywhere except back to their home countries. Anything less is breaking laws against human trafficking. There are human trafficking laws, correct? Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 28, 2023 12:21 PM (AaCDb) 33
Wonder if they miss mayor Beetlejuice ?
Posted by: It's me donna at December Well at least her dancing tik tok videos, if nothing else. Posted by: BruceWayne at December 28, 2023 12:21 PM (MGB5H) 34
Hey, Ace. I understand that today is the blog's 20th birthday. Happy Birthday to the blog and congratulations to you!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 28, 2023 12:21 PM (9yWhg) Posted by: DOYLE at December 28, 2023 12:21 PM (Z8Yh2) 36
Apparently some of the buses are now dropping off their passengers next to El stations in the suburbs, so they can just take mass transit into Chicago.
There are also trains, planes, and automobiles, all of which can be sent to nearby cities or stops. Unless the "sanctuary cities" want to build a wall around themselves, there's no reason this can't continue. Oh wait, walls don't work. Posted by: Archimedes at December 28, 2023 12:21 PM (CsUN+) 37
>They have no jobs, they are vagrants.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron --- wait the brochure said they were huddled masses yearning to breathe free Posted by: Don Black at December 28, 2023 12:21 PM (geLO8) 38
It's a stupid idea, good only for political posturing, because only about 5% of the illegals going to NYC and Chicago are getting there on buses that can be spotted and identified. Most are taken there in smaller vans and other carriers arranged for by the cartels/coyotes, and they're going there because that's where the illegals want to go. No law at all is going to have even the slightest impact on that traffic.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2023 12:22 PM (S6gqv) 39
I'm sure Bundle of Energy Joe will be on it as soon as his vacation is over.
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 28, 2023 12:22 PM (x42Y3) 40
We don't need your kind around here
Posted by: PG at December 28, 2023 12:22 PM (gQbO4) 41
The unqualified woke mayor continues railing about Governor Abbott's "raggedy" and "reckless" policies of busing illegals to Chicago -- but can't find any words to mention Joe Biden, the author of this crisis.
------------- "I've got the ... Sanctuary ... City ... Blues." Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at December 28, 2023 12:22 PM (jBqbn) 42
There are also trains, planes, and automobiles, all of which can be sent to nearby cities or stops. Unless the "sanctuary cities" want to build a wall around themselves, there's no reason this can't continue. Oh wait, walls don't work.
Also, it's a waste of breath arguing with them. They're not interested in logic or standing up for their principles. Just keep doing things that cost them. It's the only way to make them stop. Posted by: Archimedes at December 28, 2023 12:22 PM (CsUN+) 43
None of these illegal aliens should be sent anywhere except back to their home countries. Anything less is breaking laws against human trafficking. There are human trafficking laws, correct?
Posted by: Clyde Shelton It doesn't look like we have those anymore. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 28, 2023 12:23 PM (R4t5M) 44
Denver wants to foist incoming illegals off onto suburban Wheat Ridge
Wheat Ridge residents say 'eff that' Wheat Ridge mayor says he can't legally stop Denver from renting motel rooms for people Posted by: Don Black at December 28, 2023 12:18 PM (geLO ++++ I used to live one town north of Wheat Ridge. Wheat Ridge - and my town - used to be nice places. I always liked Wheat Ridge. A few years before I left, the decay started hitting. The problems radiated out from Denver along the I-70 corridor, and then started leaking north and south from there. Wheat Ridge got it first, then my town. When a major interchange near me was surrendered to the vagrants, it was time to leave. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 28, 2023 12:23 PM (zxP/x) 45
38 Yes, it has to be stopped at the borders.
Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at December 28, 2023 12:23 PM (MvF+J) 46
Wow, just wow… I listened to the clip of Brandon Johnson and the lies and distortions and rank hypocrisy is off the charts. I’d say he has zero self awareness but I know that’s not true. What he’s doing there is showing complete contempt for his constituents…. He’d only talk that way if he thought the average Chicagoan was completely stupid and ignorant of the basic facts…… his behavior is evidence that elections in Chicago continue to be a rigged joke; since the days of Richard Daley….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 28, 2023 12:23 PM (yanSr) 47
simple fix: have buses stop just outside the city (or cities) near a commuter rail. Give the illegals train fare into the city (about $10.00 per illegal).
Posted by: jb at December 28, 2023 12:23 PM (XsndS) 48
The left still shrieks about "sundown towns," where travelers weren't allowed to stay past sundown.
Vidor, Tx. Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2023 12:24 PM (+fpDY) 49
39 I'm sure Bundle of Energy Joe will be on it as soon as his vacation is over.
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 28, 2023 12:22 PM (x42Y3) I see his "people" were meeting with the mexican Presidente begging him to stop the "migrants" Which means big bribe money.... Posted by: It's me donna at December 28, 2023 12:24 PM (n2vyf) 50
Chicago's woke mayor Brandon Johnson Wonder if they miss mayor Beetlejuice ? Posted by: It's me donna Wait until we see what comes after Brandon Johnson! Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2023 12:24 PM (63Dwl) 51
All healthy looking military aged men. This is a brokered invasion.
Read The Flying Inn by Chesterton. It's prophetic. Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2023 12:24 PM (1j/nK) 52
"arranged for by the cartels/coyotes"
Posted by: Tom Servo Don't forget the religious 'charities'. I'm looking at you "Catholic Charities". The United States Council of Catholic Bishops need to stop facilitating an invasion of the US. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 28, 2023 12:25 PM (ZpgRB) 53
Maybe Adams can fire some of the 293 special assistants (50 more than even commie Wilhelm) and use part of that $25 million on the illegals.
While this is all funny, and seeing liberals face the consequences of their own actions, it's all temporary. If Joe wins in 2024 all these cities will be fully funded with billions of tax payer dollars, the ability to transport illegals will be illegal (unless Biden does it to seed every red state) and basically any future elections will be lost. Joe just knows he has to wait until after the election ti not piss off any moderates in AZ, NM, or other areas that are really dealing with this shit. Posted by: Rbastid at December 28, 2023 12:25 PM (K7RBV) 54
What he’s doing there is showing complete contempt for his constituents…. He’d only talk that way if he thought the average Chicagoan was completely stupid and ignorant of the basic facts……
He knows well what kind of person would vote for him. Posted by: Archimedes at December 28, 2023 12:25 PM (CsUN+) 55
It's a stupid idea, good only for political posturing, because only about 5% of the illegals going to NYC and Chicago are getting there on buses that can be spotted and identified. Most are taken there in smaller vans and other carriers arranged for by the cartels/coyotes, and they're going there because that's where the illegals want to go. No law at all is going to have even the slightest impact on that traffic.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2023 12:22 PM (S6gqv) ++++ But the buses, vans and other carriers arranged for by the NGOs are the "good" ones. Nobody will even try to stop them. The *only* bad transport of illegal aliens is that arranged by Abbot and DeSantis. The transport arranged by the NGOs is not bad - it's a blessing of liberty. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 28, 2023 12:25 PM (zxP/x) 56
since the days of Richard Daley….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt At least when Papa Daley was in charge there was some sense of civic pride, crime was mostly relegated to a couple areas, and the trains ran on time. Posted by: BruceWayne at December 28, 2023 12:25 PM (MGB5H) 57
back when cuomo and deblasio ran NY and NYC, they racked up huge deficits. When Congress turned Democrat in House and Senate, they got their funds from Federal tax dollars. Johnson and Adam Erics know they'll get theirs if they wait it out
Posted by: jb at December 28, 2023 12:25 PM (XsndS) 58
I say this is unconstitutional because the Constitution guarantees free travel in the United States. Petty local jurisdictions cannot harass "undesirable" travelers with restrictions intended to dissuade them from coming.
Bring them in via plane. Airports are under federal jurisdiction. At least, ATC is. Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2023 12:26 PM (+fpDY) 59
We could solve this crisis if we put all of these people on trains with a one-way ticket.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 28, 2023 12:26 PM (J3ryZ) 60
The left still shrieks about "sundown towns," where travelers weren't allowed to stay past sundown.
I thought that only applied to blacks. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 28, 2023 12:26 PM (9yWhg) 61
as i recall, the supreme court c 1967 said residency requirements to get welfare were unconstitutional because they violated people's right to move where they wanted to be.
yeah: Shapiro v. Thompson (196 considered the constitutionality of a state law that established a one-year residency requirement for welfare recipients. The Court struck down the law, finding it a violation of the "right to travel" (really, more the right to migrate). The Court siad it had "no reason to ascribe the source to any particular constitutional provision," relying instead on the "fundamental rights" prong of equal protection analysis. Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 28, 2023 12:27 PM (B1FKF) 62
Bring them in via plane. Airports are under federal jurisdiction. At least, ATC is.
Posted by: rickb223 at All aviation is overseen by federal jurisdiction. Even general aviation. Posted by: BruceWayne at December 28, 2023 12:28 PM (MGB5H) 63
re me at 61: date was 1968. notice it was a right based on nothing in particular.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 28, 2023 12:28 PM (B1FKF) 64
At about 0:25, the idiot mayor starts listing all the things wrong with Chicago: homelessness, closed mental health clinics, joblessness...and then it occurs to him that he's describing a failed city, of which he is the mayor, and for which he bears responsibility. He glitches for a minute, and then pivots to blaming Abbott. What a maroon.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 28, 2023 12:29 PM (CsUN+) 65
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‘ Wait until we see what comes after Brandon Johnson!’ They can’t get much lower than incompetent criminal and they’re hovering just above that level now. Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 28, 2023 12:29 PM (jbnUc) 66
Any town Joe visits is a sundown town.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2023 12:30 PM (63Dwl) 67
It can be lunch, so onto content
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2023 12:30 PM (MjDfW) 68
>>Yes, it has to be stopped at the borders.
Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at December 28, 2023 12:23 PM No one with any ability to effect change seems to have any desire to stop it at the borders. Not democrats and not republicans. They are all complicit in this invasion. Posted by: huerfano at December 28, 2023 12:30 PM (Q4KYm) 69
Send them to Delaware.
Posted by: Yikes! at December 28, 2023 12:31 PM (vcOd1) 70
I've not a whit of sympathy for either the alien invaders or Dem voters complaining about the invaders.
Posted by: mr tmz at December 28, 2023 12:32 PM (rJ48h) 71
The left: These illegals are just doing the jobs you lazy Americans won't!
Also the left: Stop sending these f*cking parasites to us! Posted by: 18-1 at December 28, 2023 12:32 PM (XqcwY) 72
>>Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 28, 2023 12:23 PM (zxP/x)
--- I am 2 towns south of the town you used to live in-- the County is doing a reasonable job dismantling and removing ad hoc campsites Lots of new construction here major widening of Wadsworth from 44th to I-70 Posted by: Don Black at December 28, 2023 12:32 PM (geLO8) Posted by: Diogenes at December 28, 2023 12:32 PM (W/lyH) 74
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 28, 2023 12:32 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Zombie Reverend Jim Jones, democrat at December 28, 2023 12:32 PM (Edu7X) 76
>>>Most are taken there in smaller vans and other carriers arranged for by the cartels/coyotes...
~~~~~ And NGOs. They are the absolute worst--profiting from this mess while claiming righteousness in serving the poor and underprivileged. I'm looking at you, Catholic Charities. Posted by: IrishEi at December 28, 2023 12:32 PM (nXhkX) 77
I saw the Reigning Prince of Murder open for the experimental/minimal band Dante's Inferno at The Hideout in 2008.
Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at December 28, 2023 12:32 PM (+ZdIS) 78
THe presiudent is on vacatioonm give him a brake.
Posted by: fd at December 28, 2023 12:32 PM (ArbhN) 79
Delaware may tip over! - Hank Johnson
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2023 12:32 PM (F0j7f) 80
Second look at airlifts without parachutes?
Posted by: The_Hoser at December 28, 2023 12:33 PM (N66D6) 81
Dang forgot my Mary sock.
Posted by: fd at December 28, 2023 12:33 PM (ArbhN) 82
We are being INVADED.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 28, 2023 12:34 PM (Hkcdp) 83
The Chicago mayoral election was Brandon Johnson (obvious to everybody as a black woke airhead,) vs Paul Vallas (obvious to everybody as white.) Blacks vote for blacks, and the blacks who count the votes cheat for blacks. Thus it ever was, and ever will be. All the bellyaching from Chicago black residents and the Illinois NAACP won't change a damn thing.
Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at December 28, 2023 12:34 PM (MvF+J) 84
68 Concur.
Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at December 28, 2023 12:34 PM (MvF+J) 85
No, ship them to Ukraine.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 28, 2023 12:34 PM (Hkcdp) 86
It's very simple, blue shitties. Remove your declaration as a sanctuary city. Apologize to Americans for your foolish desire for unfettered illegal immigration to the US and advise the illegals to stop coming.
Also, demand an investigation into who's funding all of this attacking the US so we can prosecuting them for actions against the US and it's sovereignty. Then, and only after you #BarrelMouthTrigger will I consider forgiving you for what you've done to this once great country. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 28, 2023 12:35 PM (Zz0t1) 87
If it were up to me they would be dumped in the mayor's front yard, damn the fines.
Posted by: fd at December 28, 2023 12:35 PM (ArbhN) 88
At least when Papa Daley was in charge there was some sense of civic pride, crime was mostly relegated to a couple areas, and the trains ran on time.
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 28, 2023 12:25 PM (MGB5H) I did like his approach with the 1968 dem convention! Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 28, 2023 12:35 PM (yanSr) 89
I will pay good money to hear someone ask (on video!) Johnson why he uses that particular language.
Why is it "reckless" and "irresponsible" to send someone to Chicago? Why have other people in Johnson's office called it "dangerous" for these people to come to Chicago? (They know that if they say it's dangerous for the illegals, it's acknowledging the crime and "native Chicagoan racism" problem. But if they say that the illegals are dangerous [especially since we have no idea of their criminal record], they will be called xenophobic and racist.) Posted by: pookysgirl is also willing to pay in almond bars at December 28, 2023 12:35 PM (dtlDP) 90
Violation of civil rights lawsuit against Chicago.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2023 12:36 PM (F0j7f) Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 28, 2023 12:36 PM (9yWhg) 92
yeah why aren't they sending illegals to Delaware
Posted by: Don Black at December 28, 2023 12:36 PM (geLO8) 93
I did like his approach with the 1968 dem convention!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt Hickory shampoos and walnut conditioners for ever body! Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2023 12:36 PM (+fpDY) 94
I guess it never occurs to anyone to send these invaders back to where they came from. I have a big sense of dread that Grandpa FJB is going to amnesty every illegal here when he makes his exit. Legal authority to do so? Who cares! Who would stop him?
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 28, 2023 12:36 PM (4RMpV) Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 28, 2023 12:37 PM (Edu7X) 96
Chicago mayor is yapping about reparations. So maybe he can sell his illegals. There's your money. Or just issue every black person say...two illegals per family member.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 28, 2023 12:38 PM (W/lyH) 97
So sounds like the Marxist mayor's are trying to chase away their illegal aliens
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2023 12:38 PM (MjDfW) 98
A few weeks back, I noted that 6000 immigrants had been given bus rides to New York City by the Texas Governor, while some 111,000 had arrived in New York City.
Posted by: SMOD at December 28, 2023 12:39 PM (RovqD) Posted by: Big Limerick at December 28, 2023 12:39 PM (9yWhg) 100
did like his approach with the 1968 dem convention!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt Hickory shampoos and walnut conditioners for ever body! Posted by: rickb223 Looking forward to the sequel this year. Posted by: BruceWayne at December 28, 2023 12:40 PM (MGB5H) 101
Or Big Pun.
We're keeping an eye on Big Pun. Posted by: Big Limerick at December 28, 2023 12:39 PM (9yWhg) But you all will blow me first. Posted by: Bigus Dickus at December 28, 2023 12:40 PM (Zz0t1) 102
Ship them all to California.
Next week they will all be eligible for free medical care thanks to Newsome. Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2023 12:40 PM (F0j7f) 103
Are (R) governors going to take a page and start restricting illegals? In some fashion, some way, anyway at all?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 28, 2023 12:41 PM (cf/0E) Posted by: mr tmz at December 28, 2023 12:41 PM (rJ48h) 105
Ship them all to California.
Next week they will all be eligible for free medical care thanks to Newsome. Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2023 12:40 PM (F0j7f) ----------------- "And billions of dollars in reparations next year! Psst, pass it on ..." Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at December 28, 2023 12:42 PM (ZfqFR) 106
Hickory shampoos and walnut conditioners for ever body! Posted by: rickb223 Nothing like a good piece of hickory. Posted by: Preacher at December 28, 2023 12:42 PM (Zz0t1) 107
Looks like Fat Joe. Or Big Pun.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy Round here they call me Big Pun I'll hit you with the big guns Thick tongue Known to make the chicks... -Big Pun Posted by: BruceWayne at December 28, 2023 12:43 PM (MGB5H) 108
I would tell New Yorkers to hire a better mayor, but given what we saw in Chicago, they would just elect someone even worse.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 28, 2023 12:44 PM (CwhoI) 109
97 So sounds like the Marxist mayor's are trying to chase away their illegal aliens
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2023 12:38 PM (MjDfW) --------- Now that each has been registered to vote 100 times in 10 different states. Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at December 28, 2023 12:45 PM (ZfqFR) 110
Democracy is a guarantee that your most-urgent needs will not be met. It is a front for the bureaucracy.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 28, 2023 12:45 PM (cf/0E) 111
"Put all illegals on cruise ships to Alaska and drop them off in Juneau"
I was going to say hey, wait a minute!. The I saw Juneau and thought. Not a bad idea. Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at December 28, 2023 12:45 PM (Rn/yD) 112
I guess it never occurs to anyone to send these invaders back to where they came from.
A real country would put them in mass graves right along the border. Posted by: barbarians should be dealt with harshly at December 28, 2023 12:46 PM (pjs7m) 113
I would tell New Yorkers to hire a better mayor, but given what we saw in Chicago, they would just elect someone even worse.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 28, 2023 12:44 PM (CwhoI) I sat next to an old lady on an airplane once. She thought DeBlasio was a fantastic mayor and needed to do MORE communism. NYC wants this. They need this. They demand this. Let. Them. Reap. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 28, 2023 12:46 PM (Zz0t1) 114
There is no Constitution. There are no laws anymore.
Only power. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 28, 2023 12:47 PM (xcxpd) 115
112 A real GOP would have impeached Mayorkas by now.
Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at December 28, 2023 12:47 PM (MvF+J) 116
Chicago PD in 1968 was a different animal, politically, than the force they have today
yes, the mayor was a Democrat, but he was an old school law n' order type, which no longer exists so those cops were happy to teach those dirty hippies some manners like those NYC hardhats that went after the anti-war protesters that was a different America Posted by: Don Black at December 28, 2023 12:48 PM (geLO8) 117
Impeach and then impale?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2023 12:48 PM (WperO) 118
What's the diff? It is being reported that every illegal after "processing" is being given a free smartphone, a blanket, and a bus ticket to anywhere they choose?
Is it border patrol doing this "processing" and handing them the goods? If so, right-thinking border patrol people need to be saying, sorry, I can only give you a ticket to Baltimore, D.C., Philly, Chicago, Denver, NYC, LA, Portland, or Seattle. And center-city bus stations for all of them. Posted by: Mr Gaga at December 28, 2023 12:48 PM (KiBMU) 119
Impeach and then impale?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2023 12:48 PM (WperO) Order is really not relevant in some cases...... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 28, 2023 12:48 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at December 28, 2023 12:49 PM (UCNv1) 121
There is no constitution. Only Zuul.
Posted by: White House refrigerator at December 28, 2023 12:49 PM (QuhxR) 122
To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day
Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip For the stranger there among them had a big pun on his hip Big pun on his hip It was early in the morning when he rode into the town He came riding from the south side slowly lookin' all around He's an outlaw loose and running, came the whisper from each lip And he's here to do some business with the big pun on his hip Big pun on his hip Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2023 12:49 PM (+fpDY) 123
So Texas should start restricting when illegals arrive and then impound Federal government vehicles? Perhaps also vehicles with New York or Illinois plates?
Posted by: Isophorone at December 28, 2023 12:50 PM (Nsydb) 124
He'll, Sundowner is bringing them in, ship them all to Delaware
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2023 12:50 PM (MjDfW) 125
Impeach and then impale?
Posted by: Anna Puma Order is really not relevant in some cases...... Posted by: Sponge Impale, then impeach. Keeps them from slithering away. Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2023 12:51 PM (+fpDY) 126
While I respect what Abbot is doing, it amounts to masturbation.
At the rate the Junta is letting illegals into the country, by the end of it's first term, it will have let in a number that totals one third of the black population of the US. That's a lot of people, that's a lot of power. We are so f**ked and a lot of people don't even know it. Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 28, 2023 12:51 PM (rc3Z7) 127
True Fact: Big Pun was behind a plan to launch a restaurant chain in '51 called Bob's Big Goy.
Big Bun > Big Pun. Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at December 28, 2023 12:51 PM (ZfqFR) 128
Don't stop. Just slow down. Next migrant "STAND IN THE DOOR. HIT and ROLL"
Posted by: Stacy0311 at December 28, 2023 12:51 PM (8LKg9) 129
Ukraine makes the most sense. Male population is down some. There is room. If they live, they can become citizens. Ukraine could use the diversity.
Posted by: DOYLE at December 28, 2023 12:51 PM (Z8Yh2) 130
So I've been thinking.
If governors can put up barriers because the feds won't, can cities and towns do the same if the governors won't? Posted by: Diogenes at December 28, 2023 12:51 PM (W/lyH) 131
The government has declared that it is illegal to inquire about someone's immigration status when hiring for a job, even when it's blatantly obvious the person is an illegal.
Someone needs to demand that BJ reveal how he's determining beforehand which people are illegals, and can therefore be stopped outside the city. Also, if the bus company can't ask its passengers to show proof that they're here legally, and they can't, then how can they be held responsible for who they transport to Chicago? Posted by: Archimedes at December 28, 2023 12:52 PM (CsUN+) 132
"Put all illegals on cruise ships to Alaska and drop them off in Juneau"
I always thought that Point Barrow in Alaska would be a good place for illegal aliens. Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at December 28, 2023 12:52 PM (zSyrn) 133
Wheat Ridge residents say 'eff that' Wheat Ridge mayor says he can't legally stop Denver from renting motel rooms for people Posted by: Don Black ================ He can book all the motel rooms himself and install randos of any need or desire. No room at the inn. Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at December 28, 2023 12:52 PM (n7rxJ) 134
New York and Chicago want to exploit illegal immigrants by pretending to support the invasion and curry favor with other recent arrivals who are forming the new bespoke Democrat electorate, but as soon as the invaders show up at their camp des saints presenting an actual problem that requires someone with ability and intelligence to solve, the wailing starts.
Posted by: Oglebay at December 28, 2023 12:52 PM (ogTiX) 135
131 New Illinois law for 2024: landlords must rent to illegals.
Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at December 28, 2023 12:53 PM (MvF+J) 136
While I respect what Abbot is doing, it amounts to masturbation.
The mayors of big blue cities clearly disagree with you. Posted by: Archimedes at December 28, 2023 12:53 PM (CsUN+) 137
So Texas should start restricting when illegals arrive and then impound Federal government vehicles? Perhaps also vehicles with New York or Illinois plates?
Posted by: Isophorone Texas Rangers and Texas State Guard should impound that FBI/Joint Operations office building west of IH-35 in Dallas and start housing them there. Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2023 12:53 PM (+fpDY) 138
>>>Ship them all to California. Next week they will all be eligible for free medical care thanks to Newsome. Posted by: Anna Puma
And better yet, they can join the LAPD and be given guns so they can shoot citizens. Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 28, 2023 12:54 PM (CwhoI) 139
Wheat Ridge residents say 'eff that'
Wheat Ridge mayor says he can't legally stop Denver from renting motel rooms for people Posted by: Don Black Sounds like Rock Ridge needs a new sheriff. Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2023 12:54 PM (+fpDY) 140
Ship them all to California. Next week they will all be eligible for free medical care thanks to Newsome. Posted by: Anna Puma
And better yet, they can join the LAPD and be given guns so they can shoot citizens. Posted by: Citizen Cake They don't need to join LAPD to do that. Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2023 12:55 PM (+fpDY) 141
How are you gonna keep 'em down in the states after they've seen Canadian UBI?
Posted by: Oglebay at December 28, 2023 12:55 PM (ogTiX) 142
52, how else do you think they keep the commie pope in treasures and real estate.
Posted by: Jaimo at December 28, 2023 12:55 PM (DBrN4) 143
Big pun on his hip
Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2023 12:49 PM (+fpDY) My brother loved Barty Fobbins. Posted by: Diogenes at December 28, 2023 12:55 PM (W/lyH) Posted by: DOYLE at December 28, 2023 12:56 PM (Z8Yh2) 145
Ukraine makes the most sense. Male population is down some. There is room. If they live, they can become citizens. Ukraine could use the diversity.
Posted by: DOYLE at December 28, 2023 12:51 PM (Z8Yh2) This. Most are fit military aged men anyway. Posted by: Diogenes at December 28, 2023 12:56 PM (W/lyH) 146
@136
>>The mayors of big blue cities clearly disagree with you. The only reason they care is they are leveraged up to their eyeballs. Abbott sending a couple of thousand of the 10 million illegals that have entered this country in the last three years, is statistical noise. But you keep going on not understanding the fundamental problem, it's so Archimedes, it couldn't be more Archimedes if you tried. Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 28, 2023 12:57 PM (rc3Z7) 147
Ship them to Westchester County and provide them transportation instructions to the city.
Posted by: Drive by at December 28, 2023 12:57 PM (MNhXM) 148
Why is Gaylord Merkin Focker the Wurst looking more and more like Lori 'Groot' Lightfoot?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2023 12:57 PM (WperO) 149
>Sounds like Rock Ridge needs a new sheriff.
Posted by: rickb223 --- need to do a Number 6 on these illegals Posted by: Don Black at December 28, 2023 12:58 PM (geLO8) 150
83 The Chicago mayoral election was Brandon Johnson (obvious to everybody as a black woke airhead,) vs Paul Vallas (obvious to everybody as white.) Blacks vote for blacks, and the blacks who count the votes cheat for blacks. Thus it ever was, and ever will be. All the bellyaching from Chicago black residents and the Illinois NAACP won't change a damn thing.
Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at December 28, 2023 12:34 PM (MvF+J) Johnson was in the teachers union, and backed by the Teachers Union. Vallas is the former CEO of Chicago Public Schools, in which he closed a bunch of failing ones to save money which the union will never forgive. This is more of an issue than racism. Posted by: Inogame at December 28, 2023 12:58 PM (53oGX) 151
Ukraine makes the most sense. Male population is down some. There is room. If they live, they can become citizens. Ukraine could use the diversity.
Posted by: DOYLE at December 28, 2023 12:51 PM (Z8Yh2) SERVICE GUARANTEES CITIZENSHIP. Posted by: Ukraine at December 28, 2023 12:58 PM (CwhoI) 152
Impeach and then impale?
Posted by: Anna Puma Order is really not relevant in some cases...... Posted by: Sponge Impale, then impeach. Keeps them from slithering away. Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2023 12:51 PM (+fpDY) ------------- Impeachment recipe for the 2nd edition of the Moron Horde Cookbook: 1. Impale; 2. Cover in honey (maple syrup may be substituted); 3. Add imported illegal alien red fire ants (for consistency); 4. ????; 5. PROFIT!!!! Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at December 28, 2023 12:59 PM (ZfqFR) Posted by: Don Black at December 28, 2023 12:59 PM (geLO8) 154
So how many buses can FL and TX impound?
Posted by: Puddinhead at December 28, 2023 12:59 PM (DwnZ2) 155
But you keep going on not understanding the fundamental problem, it's so Archimedes, it couldn't be more Archimedes if you tried.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 28, 2023 12:57 PM (rc3Z7) It’s you who is misunderstanding intentionally or not , the strategy in bussing the relatively small amount of illegals to the sanctuary cities. Posted by: Drive by at December 28, 2023 12:59 PM (MNhXM) 156
Calgary police have just arrested a 17 year old male who was swinging a machete in the Calgary Zoo parking lot.
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 28, 2023 12:59 PM (x42Y3) 157
>>>Calgary police have just arrested a 17 year old male who was swinging a machete in the Calgary Zoo parking lot.
Into the lion house with you, eh. Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 28, 2023 01:00 PM (CwhoI) Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2023 01:01 PM (WperO) 159
Seriously, shipping them around within the US is not a solution - it still means coward piven, whether it’s a blue city or Texas.
They need to be shipped to another counterpart. Collapsing California isn’t a “win” it just means more Cali lefties move to your neighborhood and Newsom gets more federal aid and seats in Congress. Posted by: Lizzy at December 28, 2023 01:01 PM (Hkcdp) 160
I saw a bus load of illegals at the I-10 welcome center coming into Florida a few days ago. If they can stop them up in Yankee land, Desantis needs to stop them from coming here.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at December 28, 2023 01:02 PM (jO541) 161
He was probably pissed off at the march of the penguins.
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 28, 2023 01:02 PM (x42Y3) 162
@155
>>It’s you who is misunderstanding intentionally or not , the strategy in bussing the relatively small amount of illegals to the sanctuary cities. What is practically achieved by bussing a couple thousand illegal's of the millions of illegal's that have been let in the country? I mean, I like to see leftists discomforted as much as the next guy, but it's not like these illegals are going to be sent home, or that I and we are not going to end up paying for it. People really have to grok what the f**k is going on here, and it seems a lot of people don't. Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 28, 2023 01:02 PM (rc3Z7) Posted by: Lizzy at December 28, 2023 01:02 PM (Hkcdp) 164
Afternoon Ace. NYC trying to turn buses away means some will end up here in mid Hudson where I live. Parts of my city look like San Salvador or Tegucigalpa. And of course the transplanted leftist from NYC and home grown leftists think it's diversity is our strength
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 28, 2023 01:04 PM (iYJk7) 165
Wasn't this already litigated during Covid when various states set up roadblocks to screen incoming travelers? Florida for sure set up roadblocks to screen and harass travelers entering the state by car. So if Florida can do this, why not any other state?
Don't get me wrong, I think this is insane and unconstitutional. But Florida did it. And I remember quite a few comments here cheering about it. Posted by: Elric Blade at December 28, 2023 01:04 PM (iFTx/) 166
There is no Constitution. There are no laws anymore.
Only power. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side And Zuul. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at December 28, 2023 01:05 PM (FVME7) 167
Still think it's hysterical that Chicago must be longing for Groot after less than a year of Brandon the Nitwit
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 28, 2023 01:05 PM (iYJk7) 168
How are you gonna keep 'em down in the states after they've seen Canadian UBI?
Posted by: Oglebay at December 28, 2023 12:55 PM (ogTiX) -------------- BREAKING: Biden Junta Announces American UBI -- But Not For Americans, For Illegal Aliens Only. Developing ... Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at December 28, 2023 01:06 PM (qAr56) 169
But you keep going on not understanding the fundamental problem, it's so Archimedes, it couldn't be more Archimedes if you tried.
Posted by: Thomas Bender Oh no, I've disappointed Thomas Bender again. How will I go on? Posted by: Archimedes at December 28, 2023 01:06 PM (CsUN+) 170
Canada is gonna help us with this problem! UBI + "free" health care = au revoir les etats unis
Posted by: Oglebay at December 28, 2023 01:06 PM (ogTiX) 171
62 Bring them in via plane. Airports are under federal jurisdiction. At least, ATC is.
Posted by: rickb223 at What would be more cost effective is for Texas to charter trains. Have a train set that can move 1,000 people at a time and have it run between Texas and Chicago as often as possible. Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at December 28, 2023 01:07 PM (zSyrn) 172
I was in and out of Florida lots of times during the pandemic and I never saw any roadblocks. Where were they?
Posted by: Florida Peasant at December 28, 2023 01:07 PM (jO541) 173
Maybe we can do the same thing at the border. Don't allow any crossings except maybe between the times of 2:33 and 2:45 am? If the Democrats can do it in their cities, we can do it there as well.
Posted by: mustng66 at December 28, 2023 01:07 PM (Oukkv) 174
Afternoon Ace. NYC trying to turn buses away means some will end up here in mid Hudson where I live. Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 28, 2023 01:04 PM Could I make a small request? I have a photograph which was taken in the Hudson Valley, could you see if you recognize the location? Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 28, 2023 01:08 PM (3qE2b) 175
There is no Constitution. There are no laws anymore.
Only power. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side And Zuul. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at December 28, 2023 01:05 PM (FVME7) ------------- And now there is no Gatekeeper. Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at December 28, 2023 01:08 PM (qAr56) 176
"Florida for sure set up roadblocks to screen and harass travelers entering the state by car. "
This is BS. There were all kinds of rumors but I never saw any credible stories. A roadblock into FL would result in an instant 20-30 mile backup. Posted by: pawn at December 28, 2023 01:08 PM (QB+5g) 177
Abbott sending a couple of thousand of the 10 million illegals that have entered this country in the last three years, is statistical noise.
But you keep going on not understanding the fundamental problem, it's so Archimedes, it couldn't be more Archimedes if you tried. Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 28, 2023 12:57 PM (rc3Z7) I suggest that you do not grasp, or at least have not identified the fundamental problem, either. Illegal immigration is just symptom, a bad one, but it is NOT the fundamental problem - which is a governing class dominated by a far left worldview which seeks to consolidate all power by several methods, only one of which is flooding the nation with illegals who will change the nature of the voting public. The answer to THAT is political, not physical. Publicizing and making a cause celebre' out of the issue, and bringing it to the political awareness of the entire public is a way of addressing the fundamental problem, rather than one of the symptoms. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2023 01:09 PM (i9ffA) 178
So when the riots crank up next year red jurisdictions can impound antifa busses?
Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at December 28, 2023 01:09 PM (7gEpo) 179
Don't get me wrong, I think this is insane and unconstitutional. But Florida did it. And I remember quite a few comments here cheering about it.
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 28, 2023 01:04 PM (iFTx/) No one was cheering. And half the states had some kind of interstate travel restrictions. Only Kentucky and Maine’s were addressed by a Federal court. Posted by: Drive by at December 28, 2023 01:10 PM (MNhXM) 180
What would be more cost effective is for Texas to charter trains. Have a train set that can move 1,000 people at a time and have it run between Texas and Chicago as often as possible.
Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at December 28, 2023 01:07 PM (zSyrn) They would all end up like John Candy and Steve Martin, trying to hitch a ride somewhere in Missouri. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2023 01:10 PM (i9ffA) 181
156 Calgary police have just arrested a 17 year old male who was swinging a machete in the Calgary Zoo parking lot.
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 28, 2023 12:59 PM (x42Y3) ___________ That's a good zoo. Was there in June. Don't remember a Machete Maniac exhibit, though. Posted by: Elric Blade at December 28, 2023 01:10 PM (iFTx/) 182
This will be of great interest to all true Morons, especially Thomas Bender.
http://tinyurl.com/mr4x95cm Posted by: Archimedes at December 28, 2023 01:10 PM (CsUN+) 183
This is BS.
There were all kinds of rumors but I never saw any credible stories. A roadblock into FL would result in an instant 20-30 mile backup. Posted by: pawn at December 28, 2023 01:08 PM (QB+5g) The only time I ever saw a roadblock anywhere was when I went to New Orleans shortly after Katrina and there were armed guards on a rural road entering Mississippi. We didn't approach. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 28, 2023 01:10 PM (Zz0t1) 184
I say this is unconstitutional because the Constitution guarantees free travel in the United States.
That's what you think. Now step out of the car so I can search it for cash and drugs because you have an out of state plate. Posted by: Friendly neighborhood Highway Patrol at December 28, 2023 01:10 PM (YxNDc) 185
I mean, I like to see leftists discomforted as much as the next guy, but it's not like these illegals are going to be sent home, or that I and we are not going to end up paying for it.
People really have to grok what the f**k is going on here, and it seems a lot of people don't. Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 28, 2023 01:02 PM (rc3Z7) There have been close-to-riots from the natives (who are not people of pallor) in Chicago over this. If Johnson adopts Adams' strategy of limiting buses to a certain time and place, there WILL be full-on riots at those places. So there will be people more than "discomfited" about this, especially when local DAs do what they've been doing for years and let the rioters/assaulters go. Posted by: pookysgirl, prognosticating at December 28, 2023 01:11 PM (dtlDP) 186
It’s something to Iive in the time of destruction of the greatest nation on the earth.
Posted by: Jukin at December 28, 2023 01:11 PM (lPgIH) Posted by: Mr Gaga at December 28, 2023 01:11 PM (KiBMU) 188
24 Yankee Land Mayors Discriminate Against Brown Southerners Travelling In Yankee Land Cities.
Alert The Southern Poverty Law Center. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 28, 2023 12:19 PM (Edu7X) Akshually.... Chicago and New Yawk are not Yankee. New England is "Yankee." But I understand your sentiment. Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at December 28, 2023 01:11 PM (Rbu5d) 189
But you keep going on not understanding the fundamental problem
- Is this a square peg /round hole thing? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at December 28, 2023 01:11 PM (FVME7) 190
It’s something to Iive in the time of destruction of the greatest nation on the earth.
It is indeed. Posted by: Romulus Augustus at December 28, 2023 01:12 PM (CsUN+) 191
25
Who pays for this shit? We do. Every stinkin' time we go to the grocery story and it's ten dollars more then the week before. 81 million ballots though. Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 28, 2023 12:19 PM (3qE2b) We paid for those, too. And continue to "pay." Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at December 28, 2023 01:12 PM (Rbu5d) 192
Have a train set that can move 1,000 people at a time and have it run between Texas and Chicago as often as possible.
Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at December 28, 2023 01:07 PM (zSyrn) Good morning, America, how are you? Don't you know me, I'm your native son! Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 28, 2023 01:13 PM (IoNHj) 193
Sorry, meds haven't kicked in yet, I thought that Adams was the one limiting the buses, not Johnson.
So yeah, there will be blood. Posted by: pookysgirl, prognosticating at December 28, 2023 01:13 PM (dtlDP) 194
This will be of great interest to all true Morons, especially Thomas Bender.
http://tinyurl.com/mr4x95cm Posted by: Archimedes at December 28, 2023 01:10 PM (CsUN+) That's pretty much straight out of the movie 2069: A Sex Odyssey that came out in 1974. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 28, 2023 01:13 PM (Zz0t1) 195
176 "Florida for sure set up roadblocks to screen and harass travelers entering the state by car. "
This is BS. There were all kinds of rumors but I never saw any credible stories. A roadblock into FL would result in an instant 20-30 mile backup. Posted by: pawn at December 28, 2023 01:08 PM (QB+5g) _______ Not BS at all. I saw videos and pics from family friends. And google "Florida roadblock covid" and you'll see dozens of reports on it. I did your research for you at the link below. It was indeed a thing. http://tinyurl.com/3pp8uhkp Posted by: Elric Blade at December 28, 2023 01:13 PM (iFTx/) 196
Have a train set that can move 1,000 people at a time and have it run between Texas and Chicago as often as possible.
If you remember, most of these people walked thousands of kilometers from their homes to the border. A little hike from TX to Chicago should be no sweat. Posted by: Archimedes at December 28, 2023 01:14 PM (CsUN+) 197
Well, if it's on the Internet, you have to believe it.
Posted by: They wouldn't just publish lies online would they? at December 28, 2023 01:15 PM (pjs7m) 198
I was in and out of Florida lots of times during the pandemic and I never saw any roadblocks. Where were they?
Posted by: Florida Peasant at December 28, 2023 01:07 PM (jO541) The only roadblocks I remember being contemplated (IIRC they were never implemented) is covid crazy states like California (where I lived at the time) wanted to keep dirty unvaxxed people out of their pristinely healthy states….. covid madness seems like ages ago but it was very real and very spectacularly fascist…. Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 28, 2023 01:15 PM (xT8gx) 199
@177
>>I suggest that you do not grasp, or at least have not identified the fundamental problem, either. Again, dude, we've been dealing with this problem going back to Eisenhauer, this is not new, none of this is new. What is new is the scale we are talking about, in the time Abbott sends 10k -20k illegals to various leftist locales, half a million illegals cross the border. The issue is the entire Uniparty apparatus all the way up to SCOTUS is implicated in this disaster. So people cheering on Abbott sending some paltry number of immigrants to annoy leftist mayors, while amusing, misses the plot completely. Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 28, 2023 01:15 PM (rc3Z7) 200
@174 sure, I'll try to use my powers of location
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 28, 2023 01:15 PM (iYJk7) 201
46...his behavior is evidence that elections in Chicago continue to be a rigged joke; since the days of Richard Daley….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 28, 2023 12:23 PM (yanSr) But at least during Da Mayor's tenure, Chicago "worked." Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at December 28, 2023 01:16 PM (Rbu5d) 202
1969 Marine Corps 1969 era cattle cars, driven by sadistic lance corporals with a GCT that just got them in. Room for a platoon, maybe room for a company. We'll go for the whole Company.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 28, 2023 01:16 PM (0EOe9) 203
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at December 28, 2023 01:16 PM (Rbu5d)
Oddly enough, the ones sporting those bumper stickers a couple of generations ago are now authority. Posted by: Isn't it ironic, don't you think? at December 28, 2023 01:17 PM (YxNDc) 204
>>>What would be more cost effective is for Texas to charter trains.
Good morning, Chicago, how are ya? Said don't you know me? I'm your native son I'm the train they call the City of New Orleans I'll bring you a filthy mob when the day is done Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 28, 2023 01:17 PM (CwhoI) 205
sure, I'll try to use my powers of location Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 28, 2023 01:15 PM (iYJk7) Thanks. Bing seems to place it the Hudson Valley but there's no exif data on it so you're my only hope: https://t.ly/SmtDP Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 28, 2023 01:17 PM (3qE2b) 206
It's really past time to recognize that Chicago and LA, along with the region from Boston to DC to Philly to NYC, are mostly the enemies of the rest of us living in fly-over country.
Why are the mayors of NYC and Chicago doing this ? Because it's an expression of the will of the overwhelming majority of those living there. Simple as that. Posted by: Tired of Waiting at December 28, 2023 01:18 PM (LtCNN) 207
Sorry Eric. I was wrong. This really did not last long or was really effective because it really did not make the news down here.
Posted by: pawn at December 28, 2023 01:18 PM (QB+5g) 208
Eisenhauer
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 28, 2023 01:15 PM (rc3Z7) Tell me you're of Northern European descent without telling me you're of Northern European descent. Posted by: pookysgirl, over half-German, and the rest is mutt at December 28, 2023 01:18 PM (dtlDP) 209
>>>But at least during Da Mayor's tenure, Chicago "worked."
Except for 15%, who went to Wrigley to boo. Posted by: Lee Elia at December 28, 2023 01:18 PM (CwhoI) 210
So people cheering on Abbott sending some paltry number of immigrants to annoy leftist mayors, while amusing, misses the plot completely.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 28, 2023 01:15 PM (rc3Z7) If your basement is flooding, do you stop bailing just because you're not keeping up ? Or do you keep trying ? Obviously, you would stop. Posted by: Tired of Waiting at December 28, 2023 01:19 PM (LtCNN) 211
More good news: Claudine Gay still hasn't been fired, and she still has her PhD. They're going to stonewall this to the end, and there's a good chance they'll win. Slow holiday news cycle on their side.
Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at December 28, 2023 01:19 PM (MvF+J) 212
If your basement is flooding, do you stop bailing just because you're not keeping up ? Or do you keep trying ?
Obviously, you would stop. TBF, the sperm donation machine beckons him. Posted by: Archimedes at December 28, 2023 01:20 PM (CsUN+) Posted by: Don Black at December 28, 2023 01:21 PM (geLO8) 214
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 28, 2023 01:13 PM (iFTx/
It wasn’t a roadblock keeping people out. It was monitoring out of state vehicles from the COVID epicenters at the time and requiring those people to self quarantine for 14 days. I think that’s unconstitutional as well as the emergency powers granted that allowed governors to do it but it’s not a accurate comparison to the confiscation of buses. Maybe they should claim a medical emergency based on the diseases the illegals are carrying. Posted by: Drive by at December 28, 2023 01:22 PM (MNhXM) 215
Lee Elia…. Now that’s a blast from the past. I remember him just going off on an expletive laden rant against Cub fans after a loss. Probably didn’t endear him to Cubs fans….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 28, 2023 01:22 PM (xT8gx) 216
207 Sorry Eric. I was wrong. This really did not last long or was really effective because it really did not make the news down here.
Posted by: pawn at December 28, 2023 01:18 PM (QB+5g) ______ No prob. It was administered as effectively as any other government program, which means it was a shitshow. FL knew it couldn't really stop anyone from entering, but it tried to make it as difficult as possible by burying visitors in paperwork. But if you just said "fuck you" they would let you drive right through. Covid was truly hysterical madness. Posted by: Elric Blade at December 28, 2023 01:22 PM (iFTx/) 217
BOOKMARK this video
http://tinyurl.com/5abxpd2j Posted by: Don Black at December 28, 2023 01:21 PM It's a shame average American doesn't listen when they're told exactly what's about to happen. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 28, 2023 01:23 PM (Zz0t1) 218
The Fenway Bowl is a fun watch. Minute left in the 3rd, SMU up 14-10 over BC. In the rain, at Fenway Park.
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 28, 2023 01:23 PM (2cS/G) 219
"We're Democrats. We get to do as we please. Laws are for others."
Posted by: Jim at December 28, 2023 01:23 PM (zhWvq) 220
So they didn't stop anyone from entering at the checkpoints/roadblocks, they just told them they had to self-isolate for 14 days.
And no trucks or commercial vehicles. I'm sure a buttload of cars were waved through. Posted by: pawn at December 28, 2023 01:23 PM (QB+5g) 221
It's a shame average American doesn't listen when they're told exactly what's about to happen.
It's always been this way. Hitler wrote a book that called his shot - nobody believed him either. It's human nature. Human nature mostly sucks. Posted by: Tired of Waiting at December 28, 2023 01:24 PM (LtCNN) 222
@205 Divide by Zero. Beautiful picture, but not enough to go on. Definitely looks like a hill/ridge in Catskills. Looks most like the area around the Ashokan reservoir, however there's a lot of areas that look like that around here.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 28, 2023 01:25 PM (iYJk7) 223
Oddly enough, the ones sporting those bumper stickers a couple of generations ago are now authority.
And absolutely hate having their authority questioned. Posted by: Oddbob at December 28, 2023 01:25 PM (sNc8Y) 224
Impound his limo the minute it leaves Cook County.
He is a notorious speeder . Posted by: DaveA at December 28, 2023 01:25 PM (FhXTo) 225
@210
>>Obviously, you would stop. Well, if I knew my basement would never stop flooding, I wouldn't continue wasting my time and effort bailing, I would try to do more productive things. But as can be seen, people love to waste time. Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 28, 2023 01:26 PM (rc3Z7) 226
Good stuff. Little crises pile up, and anything that gets everyone thinking about dissolving this federation is fine with me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 28, 2023 01:26 PM (0FoWg) 227
Well, if I knew my basement would never stop flooding, I wouldn't continue wasting my time and effort bailing, I would try to do more productive things.
But as can be seen, people love to waste time. Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 28, 2023 01:26 PM (rc3Z7) Do me a favor. If things ever get really bad ? I mean really, really bad ? Don't jump into my foxhole. I'd rather go it alone. Posted by: Tired of Waiting at December 28, 2023 01:27 PM (LtCNN) 228
Divide by Zero. Beautiful picture, but not enough to go on. Definitely looks like a hill/ridge in Catskills. Looks most like the area around the Ashokan reservoir, however there's a lot of areas that look like that around here.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 28, 2023 01:25 PM (iYJk7) Yes unless there is a specific landmark in the photo it would be hard to tell. If the Hudson River is shown I probably could make a good guess. Posted by: Drive by at December 28, 2023 01:27 PM (MNhXM) 229
***Two buses have been impounded so far. There have been 110 citations issued. "Yes, we had to impound a couple of busses thus far. The whole impetus behind this, as you know, is to create some calm and some structure around this operation," Mayor Johnson said.***
Bull hockey. The goal is to extort fines from the bus companies when they try to get their buses back. There is no trick Democrats won't resort to in order to grab money. Posted by: RebeccaH at December 28, 2023 01:27 PM (Nvors) 230
@227
>>I'd rather go it alone. Dude, if things go as it seems to be going, we're all on our own. Good luck. Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 28, 2023 01:28 PM (rc3Z7) 231
Divide by Zero. Beautiful picture, but not enough to go on. Definitely looks like a hill/ridge in Catskills. Looks most like the area around the Ashokan reservoir, however there's a lot of areas that look like that around here. Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 28, 2023 01:25 PM Okay, thanks. I thought it might be some common 'scenic overlook' or something because Bing brought back almost the same image. Facebook intentionally strips out exif data (imagine that). Anyway, thanks again. Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 28, 2023 01:28 PM (3qE2b) 232
Chaos. It's exactly what the dems/communists desire. The more the better.
And it's going to be much much worse in 2024. Gird your loins. Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 28, 2023 01:29 PM (BdMk6) 233
so, who has "standing" to sue the putzes?
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at December 28, 2023 01:29 PM (Rbu5d) 234
214 Posted by: Elric Blade at December 28, 2023 01:13 PM (iFTx/
It wasn’t a roadblock keeping people out. It was monitoring out of state vehicles from the COVID epicenters at the time and requiring those people to self quarantine for 14 days. I think that’s unconstitutional as well as the emergency powers granted that allowed governors to do it but it’s not a accurate comparison to the confiscation of buses. Maybe they should claim a medical emergency based on the diseases the illegals are carrying. Posted by: Drive by at December 28, 2023 01:22 PM (MNhXM) _______ It was more than that. See my comment above. The cars were stopped and the passengers had to fill out forms which amounted to medical disclosures and why they were traveling, for how long, where they were staying, etc. If the length of the stay didn't conform to 14 days for the quarantine, they would further harass you. I saw copies of the forms and heard first-hand accounts from at least 4 ppl. FL wasn't the only state doing it. Posted by: Elric Blade at December 28, 2023 01:29 PM (iFTx/) 235
Good stuff. Little crises pile up, and anything that gets everyone thinking about dissolving this federation is fine with me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 28, 2023 01:26 PM (0FoWg) I think we're well past time for a do-over, to be honest. The Constitution was not perfect by any means. If we did get the opportunity, I would be staunchly against re-ratification - even if limited to the original text and original Bill of Rights. Posted by: Tired of Waiting at December 28, 2023 01:29 PM (LtCNN) 236
I figured NYC would be arresting/imprisoning every CBP agent they could get their hands on. Like all other levels of government, they have an unbridled hatred of its own citizens and a passionate love for non-citizens.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 28, 2023 01:31 PM (Q9bls) 237
nood
Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at December 28, 2023 01:31 PM (MvF+J) 238
Nood vacation
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 28, 2023 01:32 PM (xT8gx) 239
Is it even legal for an employer to ask if a person is a lawful US resident?
Once upon a time you had to. Now I think it's "discrimination" and reportable to the State Hatecrimes Division. Posted by: Zek at December 28, 2023 01:32 PM (5FPX4) 240
Second American Hostage Declared Dead In Gaza
It's incredible that these animals are killing Americans in what amounts to acts of war. But the USA is not only doing nothing, its actually pressuring Israel to go easy on the murderers. http://tinyurl.com/mr2nfhd2 Posted by: Elric Blade at December 28, 2023 01:33 PM (iFTx/) 241
83 ...Blacks vote for blacks, and the blacks who count the votes cheat for blacks. Thus it ever was, and ever will be. All the bellyaching from Chicago black residents and the Illinois NAACP won't change a damn thing.
Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at December 28, 2023 12:34 PM (MvF+J) And the woman you can see over Johnson's left shoulder is a perfect picture of those vote counters. We had a lot of them come into NW Indiana during the Obama election... they are 5'2", 300 lbs, and still can manage to look down their noses at you. Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at December 28, 2023 01:33 PM (Rbu5d) 242
Again, dude, we've been dealing with this problem going back to Eisenhauer, this is not new, none of this is new.
Eisenhauer Road in San Antonio? : o ) Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 28, 2023 01:34 PM (Q9bls) 243
177 Abbott sending a couple of thousand of the 10 million illegals that have entered this country in the last three years, is statistical noise.
But you keep going on not understanding the fundamental problem, it's so Archimedes, it couldn't be more Archimedes if you tried. Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 28, 2023 12:57 PM (rc3Z7) I suggest that you do not grasp, or at least have not identified the fundamental problem, either. Illegal immigration is just symptom, a bad one, but it is NOT the fundamental problem - which is a governing class dominated by a far left worldview which seeks to consolidate all power by several methods, only one of which is flooding the nation with illegals who will change the nature of the voting public. The answer to THAT is political, not physical. Publicizing and making a cause celebre' out of the issue, and bringing it to the political awareness of the entire public is a way of addressing the fundamental problem, rather than one of the symptoms. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2023 01:09 PM (i9ffA) I would be much happier if TX tax dollars were being used to deport people who illegally entered the country and dared the Feds to stop them. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 28, 2023 01:36 PM (Q9bls) 244
Tom servo wants political awareness brought to the problem of illegal immigration. That’s great! Run some ads. In the meantime, maybe we could for once be a serious country and bounce people whose first act upon arrival is breaking very fundamental law.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 28, 2023 01:38 PM (Q9bls) 245
Using the influx of illegals as cannon fodder like the first civil war is an interesting tactic. Obviously the goal should be millions of the illegals sent to the blue shit holes, not hundreds or a couple thousand.
Get a couple freight trains with several hundred boxcars. From the photos I've seen this is an acceptable mode of transportation that these illegals have used previously. Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 28, 2023 01:38 PM (Q4IgG) 246
Second American held hostage by Hamas confirmed dead one week after husband's murder revealed
President To Be Told When He Returns From Latest Vacation Posted by: Don Black at December 28, 2023 12:16 PM (geLO I doubt any rape-able female hostages will be returned alive. Posted by: javems at December 28, 2023 01:42 PM (qleR6) 247
I think we're well past time for a do-over, to be honest. The Constitution was not perfect by any means. If we did get the opportunity, I would be staunchly against re-ratification - even if limited to the original text and original Bill of Rights.
Posted by: Tired of Waiting at December 28, 2023 01:29 PM (LtCNN) _____________ Ruth Bader Ginsberg - South Africa has the best constitution ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hint hint) Posted by: Glenn John at December 28, 2023 01:44 PM (RilAR) 248
203...Oddly enough, the ones sporting those bumper stickers a couple of generations ago are now authority.
Posted by: Isn't it ironic, don't you think? at December 28, 2023 01:17 PM (YxNDc) Yep. Absolutely ironic. Hence I use it. My favoriate bumper sticker from that time is: "Nuke the Gay Whales." Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at December 28, 2023 01:47 PM (Rbu5d) 249
"Chicago's woke mayor Brandon Johnson began this practice, and has now escalated to impounding buses from Texas." Ah, that explains why those buses are stopping in the suburbs and letting their passengers off at mass transit stops. Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at December 28, 2023 02:02 PM (OHnfW) 250
they cream about thousands while Tx has millions of Biden's visitors. using our schools, food banks and charities. time for our impoverished citizens to cross into Mexico and come back for the free-bees (just beware of the indentured servitude to the cartels)
Posted by: feds are here to help at December 28, 2023 02:40 PM (f8sXj) 251
Begun, the Second American Civil War has . . . . .
Posted by: Erik L at December 28, 2023 05:55 PM (x/8tY) 252
Time to just keep them going watch the Big Apple burst at the seams
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 28, 2023 06:33 PM (wGqjj) 253
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