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The New York Times, Which Demanded the Resignation of an Editor for Publishing an Op-Ed by Senator Tom Cotton, Publishes an Op-Ed By the Hamas-Appointed Mayor of Gaza City

He is a Hamas member, and he was not elected to the post, but installed by Hamas as a warlord.

The New York Times refused to disclose this fact to readers.

He also cites claims of casualty counts that come from Hamas "authorities" only, and have not been confirmed by any third party.

The New York Times also refused to disclose this fact to readers.

A guest op-ed in the New York Times by Gaza City's Hamas-appointed mayor, Yahya R. Sarraj, decrying damage to buildings as Israeli forces have worked to free hostages has drawn equal measures of ridicule and disgust.

The essay was released on Christmas Eve and sought to outline examples of destruction in Gaza after Hamas terrorists killed and kidnapped Israeli, American and other civilians on Oct. 7.

It was entitled: "I Am Gaza City's Mayor. Our Lives and Culture Are in Rubble"

Sarraj wrote of his hurt and pain at the "invasion" causing the destruction of infrastructure in the aftermath of deadly Hamas terrorist attack.


The Israeli invasion has caused the deaths of more than 20,000 people, according to the Gaza Health Ministry, and destroyed or damaged about half the buildings in the territory. The Israelis have also pulverized something else: Gaza City's cultural riches and municipal institutions.

The unrelenting destruction of Gaza -- its iconic symbols, its beautiful seafront, its libraries and archives and whatever economic prosperity it had -- has broken my heart.

He condemned without irony or self awareness the "obliteration of our way of life in Gaza," and said he felt he was living in a nightmare thanks to the "horrific campaign of destruction and death" but did not call for the release of the hostages which would help end the attacks by Israel.


I can't find it now, but Marxist Media is now complaining that Israel is bombing Gaza's "luxury" apartment buildings.

As many pointed out -- Marxist Media has been claiming that Gaza is a, quote, "open-air prison."

Only for a brief moment after Israel bombs some of Hamas' leaders luxury condos does Marxist Media admit this "open air prison" has "luxury apartment buildings."

Meanwhile, a Hamas front group calling itself "Doctors Against Genocide" was planning a protest/takeover of The Holocaust Museum to draw attention to the fact that Hamas terrorists are sad.

As usual: They only care about Muslim deaths when some farcical number of casualties they just made up can be blamed on Jews.


They cancelled this event -- supposedly -- only due to the enormous disgust at the planned stunt.

But it will probably happen tomorrow anyway, with "Doctors Against Genocide" claiming they have nothing to do with it because they "called it off."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:17 PM




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1 !

Posted by: wth at December 27, 2023 06:17 PM (v0R5T)

2 Fucking pigs.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 27, 2023 06:18 PM (car93)

3 Because everything stated by anyone from Gaza just has to be the truth.
/s

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 27, 2023 06:18 PM (WdTNG)

4 I can't find it now, but Marxist Media is now complaining that Israel is bombing Gaza's "luxury" apartment buildings.


Not only that, I understand the entire Theatre District is a shambles.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 27, 2023 06:19 PM (Gsmsg)

5 I Nood'd.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 27, 2023 06:19 PM (car93)

6 3 Because everything stated by anyone from Gaza just has to be the truth.
/s
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 27, 2023 06:18 PM (WdTNG)

Honestly, the same hold true with our own government...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 06:20 PM (di6C2)

7 They're wearing lab coats so you know they're legit.

Posted by: mrp at December 27, 2023 06:20 PM (rj6Yv)

8 Planned Parenthood obstetricians hardest hit.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 27, 2023 06:20 PM (DsA2n)

9 The 1st time I saw a X grab of a post by that genocidal group of groupies they had under 40 followers.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 27, 2023 06:20 PM (WdTNG)

10
It was entitled: "I Am Gaza City's Mayor. Our Lives and Culture Are in Rubble"

________

Was that before or after the Israelis moved in?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 27, 2023 06:21 PM (MoZTd)

11 Plumbers Against The Designated Hitter Rule > Doctors Against Genocide

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 27, 2023 06:21 PM (Gsmsg)

12 StopAntisemitism @StopAntisemites
Sickening - the newly formed “Doctors Against Genocide” plans to infiltrate the U.S. Holocaust Museum this Thursday (12/28 ) to demand Israel stop defending itself against Hamas terrorism.

Who exactly is this group?
👉🏼 According to Roll Call, one of the founding members of DAG is Nidal Jboor a physician from Dearborn, MI.
👉🏼 Nidal Jboor is seen here speaking next to antisemites Rashida Tlaib and Cori Bush, at an organized press conference from 12/7, demanding Israel stop attacking Hamas.
👉🏼 They were formed last month and focus solely on Israel
👉🏼 According to its website, DAG is a program of "Jetpac," a 501c3 who “seeks to build a strong American Muslim political infrastructure and increase our community’s influence”

Hamas has one goal - to murder Jews. For this physicians’ group to desecrate the Holocaust museum with their calls of a ceasefire (ie - for the Jewish nation to stop defending itself) is stomach churning.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 27, 2023 06:22 PM (2yu8s)

13 StopAntisemitism @StopAntisemites
UPDATE: they have cancelled this stomach churning event.

Again, this group was formed last month. They have never posted regarding actual genocides prior to this clarification.

They also refuse to condemn the terror group Hamas, who is inflicting death on both Palestinians and Israelis.

Michael Sachs @michaelasachs
Interesting fact, “Doctors Against Genocide” was created in November 2023 under the umbrella of the 501(c)3 charity Jetpac

“Jetpac Resource Center, a nonprofit that works to increase Muslim representation in U.S. government and politics.”-Washington Post

It seems that they are guilty of ignoring the real genocides in Syria, Turkey, China (against the Uyghur) and Afghanistan… while only starting to care as of October 8th, after the real genocide of October 7th.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 27, 2023 06:22 PM (2yu8s)

14 It was entitled: "I Am Gaza City's Mayor. Our Lives and Culture Are in Rubble"
________
Was that before or after the Israelis moved in?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

The very best example of FAFO I've seen in years.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 27, 2023 06:22 PM (WdTNG)

15 Oh, Gaza, how I miss your parades with young children wearing explosive belts and martyr scarves. And their proud dads!

Posted by: mrp at December 27, 2023 06:22 PM (rj6Yv)

16 It's a four star prison.

Posted by: huerfano at December 27, 2023 06:23 PM (Q4KYm)

17 what do you expect from the sh&t times? Does anybody still read this rag?

Posted by: vic at December 27, 2023 06:23 PM (A5THL)

18 What is needed now is a group calling itself "Not Doctors And For Genocide" calling for genocide in Gaza.

Kill them all and let Allah sort them out.

A Man Can Dream.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 27, 2023 06:23 PM (R/m4+)

19 When I want top-drawer advice on anti-terrorist tactics and strategy, the people I turn to are the guys with the lab coats on.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 27, 2023 06:23 PM (Gsmsg)

20 We need to reform our educational system and a good place to start is with the people who think that Israel is committing genocide and/or Israel is a colonizer.

Fire every last one of them.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at December 27, 2023 06:23 PM (xxG/v)

21 Why does America have a fucking Holocaust Museum? Let’s stop with the ghetto shit.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 27, 2023 06:23 PM (/UtnQ)

22
Remember: 100,000,000 Iraqis were murdered by US forces.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 27, 2023 06:24 PM (MoZTd)

23 They'll start staging pallets of bricks around the museum.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 27, 2023 06:24 PM (car93)

24 "Our Lives and Culture Are in Rubble"

And that was even before Oct 7.

Posted by: fd at December 27, 2023 06:25 PM (vFG9F)

25 I wonder where they got their medical degrees.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 27, 2023 06:25 PM (Gsmsg)

26 Fucking pigs.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 27, 2023 06:18 PM (car93)

They can do that? Or, just not eat them afterward?

Posted by: Confused at December 27, 2023 06:25 PM (Angsy)

27 Wail all you want, bitchez.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 27, 2023 06:26 PM (RIvkX)

28 Are these the same doctors that didn't know that the patient shouldn't have on a lot of metal doodads on when he goes in the CAT scanner?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 27, 2023 06:27 PM (Gsmsg)

29 I just assume this is an op to destroy the museum.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 27, 2023 06:27 PM (car93)

30 You know what? If you didn't go on a mass murdered and raping spree your life would not be in ruins. Get fucked by Hellfire missile.

Posted by: steevy at December 27, 2023 06:27 PM (FQmDC)

31 Everyone having a celebratory Kwanzza?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 27, 2023 06:27 PM (a3Q+t)

32 I wonder if Doctuh Jill will attend the anti Israel festivities?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 27, 2023 06:27 PM (tT6L1)

33
"obliteration of our way of life in Gaza" = constant rocket fire directed at Israel, but hitting a children's hospital killing 5,000 children. (bullshit)

These people need some professional propaganda types from the USA media.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 27, 2023 06:27 PM (enJYY)

34 Breaking: Hamas weapons stash found in basement of the Holocaust Museum.

A Hamas spokesman was quoted: "Americans are such gullible idiots."

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 27, 2023 06:28 PM (DsA2n)

35 Welfare state sponging off Israel resources, and politicians getting and giving 10% reacharounds.

Posted by: Eromero at December 27, 2023 06:29 PM (NxC5+)

36 "Everyone having a celebratory Kwanzza?
Posted by: Duncanthrax"

Yes! Today we sacrificed a penguin and tomorrow we shall tan it's hide to make the celebratory mukluks.

Posted by: fd at December 27, 2023 06:29 PM (vFG9F)

37 There are over 10 billion dead Gaza peoples, I tells ya! - Yahya R. Sarraj


Posted by: Archer at December 27, 2023 06:29 PM (gmo/4)

38 'Genocide' has become like 'racist.' It means whatever they say they want it to mean.

On the other hand, the definition of genocide and how it was applied and for what was always a little hazy.

My definition goes something like this: the intentional attempt to eliminate a distinct group by murder or repression.

Hitler and Jews: Genocide

Holodomor: Not a genocide

Armenian Christians and the Turks: Genocide

China and the Uighyurs: Genocide

Cambodian Killing Fields: Not a genocide

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 06:30 PM (di6C2)

39 Everyone having a celebratory Kwanzza?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 27, 2023 06:27 PM (a3Q+t)


Later today I'll hire a hooker and ritually beat the living shit out of her.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 27, 2023 06:30 PM (Gsmsg)

40 The NYT has no connection to the truth or facts.

That includes the Crossword puzzle.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2023 06:30 PM (IaTa3)

41 205 >>>Anti-Israel protesters are preparing a protest the day after tomorrow in front of the Holocaust Memorial Museum in Washington D.C.
------------

They should be treated for what they are, thugs and terrorists.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 27, 2023 06:30 PM (eGNbo)

42 "Everyone having a celebratory Kwanzza?
Posted by: Duncanthrax"


Yes, I'm paying for many lazy Kwanzziani with my tax dollars.

Posted by: Archer at December 27, 2023 06:31 PM (gmo/4)

43 Kill Palis. Kill Palis. Kill more Palis.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 27, 2023 06:31 PM (BdMk6)

44 There are over 10 billion dead Gaza peoples, I tells ya! - Yahya R. Sarraj

Posted by: Archer

Dead, dead, dead! They're all dead.

Well, some of them got better.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at December 27, 2023 06:31 PM (sRgoY)

45 Gaza culture is renowned for its accomplished character actors.

Posted by: mrp at December 27, 2023 06:31 PM (rj6Yv)

46 9News Australia @9NewsAUS 3h
An Australian man, his brother and his new wife have been killed in an Israeli airstrike after their Lebanon home was targeted. @Brett_McLeod #9News

Ezra Levant 🍁🚛 @ezralevant 1h
How can you do a whole news story about a man being killed in Lebanon without mentioning that he went to Lebanon to join the terrorist group Hezbollah?

It takes a lot of effort to omit that key fact.

Never trust the media.

Avi Yemini @OzraeliAvi 2h
🚨This morning @9NewsAUS reported on two Australians killed in an Israeli airstrike but omitted the fact that at least one of the brothers was a TERRORIST even while running footage of his funeral with the body wrapped in a Hezbollah flag

Share the shot exposing their fake news.

#BREAKING: The Age [newspaper] forced to update its headline this morning, finally conceding that at least one of the “Australian brothers” killed in an Israeli airstrike was in fact a TERRORIST living in Lebanon.
http://tinyurl.com/37cbd38h

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 27, 2023 06:31 PM (2yu8s)

47 I visited the Reagan Library in Simi Valley several days ago, and they have an exhibit called:

Auschwitz. Not long ago. Not far away.

It is superb, and well attended! Nobody was disrespectful, and the crowd seemed like a nice cross-section of America.

That is more common and reflective of our country than the anti-Semitism that the media pimp every day.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 27, 2023 06:31 PM (gSZYf)

48 I can't find it now, but Marxist Media is now complaining that Israel is bombing Gaza's "luxury" apartment buildings.

Not only that, I understand the entire Theatre District is a shambles.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)


Won’t anyone think of the baby ducks in the Central Planning Committee Park duck pond!??!??!?

Posted by: Adriane the Looking Forward Cause Looking Backward is Too Painful Critic . . . at December 27, 2023 06:32 PM (4Winp)

49 I am Joe's spleen.

Posted by: Reader's Digest at December 27, 2023 06:32 PM (63Dwl)

50 They're wearing lab coats so you know they're legit.
Posted by: mrp at December

I remember Obama having a bunch of random people in lab coats standing behind him for something or other.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 27, 2023 06:32 PM (x42Y3)

51 Gaza culture is renowned for its accomplished character actors.
Posted by: mrp at December 27, 2023 06:31 PM (rj6Yv)


And the water puppetry!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 27, 2023 06:32 PM (Gsmsg)

52 I guess now the Palestinian National Academy of Ballet will have to find a new place to rehearse.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 27, 2023 06:33 PM (Gsmsg)

53 I Am Gaza City's Mayor. Our Lives and Culture Are in Rubble"

Good. I hate you terrorist fucks. You’re the sole exception to genocide being an absolute wrong.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 27, 2023 06:34 PM (roH4R)

54
Not only that, I understand the entire Theatre District is a shambles.
Posted by: Cicero


Shocking!

Posted by: Hamilton against genocide at December 27, 2023 06:34 PM (63Dwl)

55 Netanyahu: "I met a few days ago with the president of the International Red Cross and handed her a box containing medicine for our hostages held captive in Gaza. I asked her to deliver it over to Hamas. She refused."

Posted by: Braenyard at December 27, 2023 06:34 PM (eGNbo)

56 My definition goes something like this: the intentional attempt to eliminate a distinct group by murder or repression.
.
.
.
Holodomor: Not a genocide
.
.
.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 06:30 PM (di6C2)

I might quibble about this one, but your definition and your examples are reasonable.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 27, 2023 06:34 PM (gSZYf)

57 I guess now the Palestinian National Academy of Ballet will have to find a new place to rehearse.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

I bet those burkas get smelly.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at December 27, 2023 06:34 PM (sRgoY)

58 And the water puppetry!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 27, 2023 06:32 PM (Gsmsg)

And the underground canals!

Posted by: mrp at December 27, 2023 06:35 PM (rj6Yv)

59 I can't find it now, but Marxist Media is now complaining that Israel is bombing Gaza's "luxury" apartment buildings.


A Gaza Luxury apartment building has one shower and crapper on each floor - Luxury!


Posted by: Archer at December 27, 2023 06:35 PM (gmo/4)

60 "They're wearing lab coats so you know they're legit."

Remember when the SCoaMF trotted out the white coats for obummer care pressers?

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at December 27, 2023 06:35 PM (Rn/yD)

61 Netanyahu: "I met a few days ago with the president of the International Red Cross and handed her a box containing medicine for our hostages held captive in Gaza. I asked her to deliver it over to Hamas. She refused."

F*ck the Red Cross. Terrorist-supporting bastards.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 27, 2023 06:36 PM (Gsmsg)

62 I bet those burkas get smelly.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at December 27, 2023 06:34 PM (sRgoY)



I saw a commercial for some new lady deodorant you can use "everywhere".



Posted by: Archer at December 27, 2023 06:36 PM (gmo/4)

63 If you can't trust Chunk Uglier, who can you trust?

Cenk Uygur
@cenkuygur
Since Jesus is from Bethlehem, he's technically a Palestinian. Remember that the next time you hear a death toll from the Palestinian territories. If Jesus returns to the place of his birth, could he survive the night? Or would he be just another Palestinian casualty?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 27, 2023 06:37 PM (FVME7)

64 I saw a commercial for some new lady deodorant you can use "everywhere".

Even Barstow?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 27, 2023 06:37 PM (Gsmsg)

65 I can't find it now, but Marxist Media is now complaining that Israel is bombing Gaza's "luxury" apartment buildings.

A Gaza Luxury apartment building has one shower and crapper on each floor - Luxury!

Posted by: Archer

Out: industrial chic
In: squalid rubble chic

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at December 27, 2023 06:37 PM (sRgoY)

66 There should be no remnant of what was Gaza.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 27, 2023 06:37 PM (eGNbo)

67 Netanyahu: "I met a few days ago with the president of the International Red Cross and handed her a box containing medicine for our hostages held captive in Gaza. I asked her to deliver it over to Hamas. She refused."
Posted by: Braenyard at December 27, 2023 06:34 PM (eGNbo)

The Red Cross, like Sal's Army, is another marxist front group raking in the dough and pretending to help people.

Fuck Them Both.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 27, 2023 06:38 PM (R/m4+)

68
Everyone having a celebratory Kwanzza?
Posted by: Duncanthrax


I'm warming up my soldering iron.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 27, 2023 06:38 PM (63Dwl)

69
There actually was a Palestine Philharmonic Orchestra, the first concert of which was conducted by Arturo Toscanini. It's now the Israel Philharmonic Orchestra.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 27, 2023 06:39 PM (MoZTd)

70 Iran's foreign minister, Hossein Amir-Abdollahian, threatened Israel hours after the assassination of Sayyed Reza Mousavi, ... Hezbollah [called it] a "blatant attack that crosses the line."
----------

Israel responded, Talk to the hand.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 27, 2023 06:39 PM (eGNbo)

71 Holodomor: Not a genocide

I might quibble about this one, but your definition and your examples are reasonable.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 27, 2023 06:34 PM (gSZYf)

That is where the 'intentional' part comes in. Collectivization ===> Holodomor. It was a comedy of error, mismanagement, supply issues, score settling- all around bullshit. I do not think they cared that the people died, but I do not think that was the point of the collectivization. This is like the difference between murder in the 1st degree and ... 3rd degree(?) where it is an accident, but it was willful ignorance and lack of consideration and acting in a reckless manner.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 06:40 PM (di6C2)

72 Is it safe?

Posted by: Der Weisse Engel at December 27, 2023 06:40 PM (gmo/4)

73 R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts 5h
🚨#BREAKING: LAPD are in Riot Gear as Pro-Palestine Protesters has blocked the entrance to the LAX Airport armed with Rocks and Throwing Cones and Construction Equipment
📌#LosAngeles l #California
Currently Numerous law enforcement other agencies are currently on the scene in riot gear, issuing a tactical alert, after Pro-Palestine protesters armed with rocks, cones, and construction equipment blocked the entrance to LAX airport, causing major traffic congestion in Los Angeles, California. Police have arrested at least over a dozen protesters who will be charged with riot-related offenses. Officers have advised that the group is running around, vandalizing different objects, and throwing items at Law enforcement

R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts 2h
🚨#UPDATE: At least 36 protesters were arrested for staging a demonstration near LAX. Police reported that the protesters threw objects at officers, and at one point, even assaulted two of them.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 27, 2023 06:40 PM (2yu8s)

74 And the underground canals!
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Make Gaza the Venice of the Mideast!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 27, 2023 06:41 PM (2yu8s)

75
Everyone having a celebratory Kwanzza?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

__________

Had me a forty and took over an intersection.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 27, 2023 06:41 PM (MoZTd)

76 I saw a commercial for some new lady deodorant you can use "everywhere".

Posted by: Archer at December 27, 2023 06:36 PM (gmo/4)

They have a guy one too.

Posted by: Confused at December 27, 2023 06:41 PM (Angsy)

77 "Gaza's "luxury" apartment buildings."

So, a heated outhouse?

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at December 27, 2023 06:41 PM (Rn/yD)

78 I remember when Obama got some meatcutters from Safeway for Obummer Care pressers.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 27, 2023 06:41 PM (0EOe9)

79 "Doctors" who no doubt borrowed those lab coats from Obama and his "doctors" who supported Obamacare.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at December 27, 2023 06:42 PM (TzW+Y)

80 Cenk Uygur
@cenkuygur
Since Jesus is from Bethlehem, he's technically a Palestinian. Remember that the next time you hear a death toll from the Palestinian territories. If Jesus returns to the place of his birth, could he survive the night? Or would he be just another Palestinian casualty?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 27, 2023 06:37

Who is Sink Wigger trying to impress with this coddwallop.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 27, 2023 06:42 PM (x42Y3)

81 >>>That is where the 'intentional' part comes in. Collectivization ===> Holodomor. It was a comedy
------------------------

Stalin was not a comedy.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 27, 2023 06:43 PM (eGNbo)

82 Is Wigger hoping that bullshit might get AOC out of her knickers?

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 27, 2023 06:43 PM (x42Y3)

83 64 I saw a commercial for some new lady deodorant you can use "everywhere".

Even Barstow?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 27, 2023 06:37 PM (Gsmsg)

Your fupa?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 06:43 PM (di6C2)

84 White lab coats = immediate authority

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 27, 2023 06:43 PM (XeU6L)

85 I saw a commercial for some new lady deodorant you can use "everywhere".

Posted by: Archer

They have a guy one too.
Posted by: Confused

Right, it's called "Umpire".

It's for foul balls.

(Some days I just kill me!)

Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2023 06:43 PM (IaTa3)

86 Everyone having a celebratory Kwanzza?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Is that the one with the airing of grievances and feats of strength?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 27, 2023 06:43 PM (FVME7)

87 Cenk Uygur
@cenkuygur
Since Jesus is from Bethlehem, he's technically a Palestinian. Remember that the next time you hear a death toll from the Palestinian territories. If Jesus returns to the place of his birth, could he survive the night? Or would he be just another Palestinian casualty?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 27, 2023 06:37

Bethlehem? Still there. Still Pali. Stille Nacht.

Posted by: mrp at December 27, 2023 06:44 PM (rj6Yv)

88 His real name is Ken Hitchcock, which is funny because if you say it fast, it sounds like ten inch cock.

Posted by: Shorsey at December 27, 2023 06:44 PM (gmo/4)

89 >>I saw a commercial for some new lady deodorant you can use "everywhere".

Every time I hear that commercial I throw up a little in my mouth.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 27, 2023 06:44 PM (ZLI7S)

90
"Gaza City" Heh.

It's two steps below Thunderdome from MadMax.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 27, 2023 06:44 PM (+oR7L)

91 i suspect that if jesus showed up today in bethlehem a crowd would chase after him yelling 'get the jew!'

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 27, 2023 06:45 PM (B1FKF)

92 Gaza would be only more beautiful if it were leveled and devoid of any "Palestinians". Fuck them and HamAss.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 27, 2023 06:45 PM (4p0Xq)

93 R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts 6h
🚨#BREAKING: Multiple roads into JFK Airport have been blocked by by Pro-Palestine protestors causing A travel nightmare
📌#Queens l #NewYork
Currently, numerous pro-Palestine protestors are blocking the entrance to John F. Kennedy international Airport in Queens, New York, causing a travel nightmare for those returning from the holidays. Port Authority Police are making multiple arrests as demonstrators

🚨#UPDATE: Port Authority Police can be seen making multiple arrests as protesters blocking the road to JFK Airport. Meanwhile, dozens of passengers are navigating through the blockade with their luggage in an attempt to catch their flights

🚨#UPDATE: Protesters have been taken into custody and are currently being loaded onto an airport bus t, as the entrance to JFK Airport has since been reopened
http://tinyurl.com/2vssm28v
1:17 minutes; white commies mainly.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 27, 2023 06:45 PM (2yu8s)

94 Wonder when the Times is up for rape and pillage?

Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2023 06:45 PM (fwDg9)

95 I saw a commercial for some new lady deodorant you can use "everywhere".

Posted by: Archer
-----

Lume

The commercials are embarassing to watch.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 27, 2023 06:46 PM (XeU6L)

96 I saw a commercial for some new lady deodorant you can use "everywhere".

Posted by: Archer

They have a guy one too.
Posted by: Confused

Right, it's called "Umpire".

It's for foul balls.

(Some days I just kill me!)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2023 06:43 PM

You have a tainted view.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 27, 2023 06:46 PM (4p0Xq)

97 I think the appropriate response to reports of Gaza civilian casualties is "Give me a reason I should care."

I just don't care. I didn't care how many civilians died when we defeated Fascist Germany, and I don't care how many Gazans die to defeat Hamas. Every innocent Gazan that dies is a result of Hamas misrule. I know this because the war ends the day Hamas surrenders.

Posted by: Garbled memo at December 27, 2023 06:46 PM (mvURQ)

98 Lume

The commercials are embarassing to watch.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 27, 2023 06:46 PM (XeU6L)


They just need a clever tag line.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 27, 2023 06:47 PM (Gsmsg)

99 Fauci has a lab coat too. It should be a straight jacket and a gag.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 27, 2023 06:47 PM (4p0Xq)

100 I saw a commercial for some new lady deodorant you can use "everywhere".

Posted by: Archer

Even the fupa. And the gunt. And, presumably, the taint.

Man, I hate commercials. a lotta fags in commercials.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger at December 27, 2023 06:48 PM (T/Lqj)

101 I guess now the Palestinian National Academy of Ballet will have to find a new place to rehearse.
Posted by: Cicero

Shame because I hear their Goat Lake is beautiful.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 27, 2023 06:48 PM (FVME7)

102 Losing a war you started and refusing to surrender is not genocide regardless of the intensity and descretion of the reaction.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 27, 2023 06:48 PM (cOq4q)

103 Is that the one with the airing of grievances and feats of strength?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here

It's a Festivus for the rest of us!

Posted by: Frank Costanza at December 27, 2023 06:48 PM (sRgoY)

104 I saw a commercial for some new lady deodorant you can use "everywhere".

Posted by: Archer

They have a guy one too.
Posted by: Confused

Right, it's called "Umpire".

It's for foul balls.

(Some days I just kill me!)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2023 06:43 PM



The deodorant with the vas deferens!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 27, 2023 06:48 PM (Gsmsg)

105 Freaking mouse text-block capture is doing that weird 'only grabbing part of a selection' thing:

Currently, numerous pro-Palestine protestors are blocking the entrance to John F. Kennedy international Airport in Queens, New York, causing a travel nightmare for those returning from the holidays. Port Authority Police are making multiple arrests as demonstrators persist in blocking the road to JFK Airport. Meanwhile, dozens of passengers are navigating through the blockade with their luggage in an attempt to catch their flights.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 27, 2023 06:49 PM (2yu8s)

106 Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 27, 2023 06:45 PM

And all those "protestors" will get money from NY because a cop farted in their general direction.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 27, 2023 06:49 PM (4p0Xq)

107 'Stalin was not a comedy.'

My humor is like food. Ukrainians don't get it.

Posted by: Comrade Stalin at December 27, 2023 06:49 PM (roH4R)

108 The thing about Cenk is, he's very dumb. Very dumb and he likes to fuck sheep.

Posted by: steevy at December 27, 2023 06:49 PM (FQmDC)

109 i'll know that that 'everywhere' deodorant really works when it's recommended by lena dunham's gynecologist.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 27, 2023 06:49 PM (B1FKF)

110 They just need a clever tag line.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 27, 2023 06:47 PM (Gsmsg)


Lume, when your t'aint ain't what its cracked up to be.


Posted by: Archer at December 27, 2023 06:50 PM (gmo/4)

111 Stalin was not a comedy.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 27, 2023 06:43 PM (eGNbo)

No, but his focus was not even on the nuts and bolts of instituting world wide socialism but solidifying his own power. Looking at the Soviets in the 20's is like imagining the Three Stooges (but evil Moe, Larry and Curly) trying to set up a glorious communist state.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 06:50 PM (di6C2)

112 It's terrifying how quickly all of this is happening. the very definition of "gradually, then suddenly."

I need more ammo.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger at December 27, 2023 06:50 PM (T/Lqj)

113 Hamas mayor of Gaza City? Say...how is this guy still breathing air? he wouldn't, perchance, be staying at a luxury hotel in Qatar as he writes this junk, would he? In fact, he flew there before October 7, right? Meaning he knew the terrorist attack was going to happen.

So, I should care what he says...why?

Posted by: Garbled memo at December 27, 2023 06:50 PM (mvURQ)

114 102 Losing a war you started and refusing to surrender is not genocide regardless of the intensity and descretion of the reaction.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 27, 2023 06:48 PM (cOq4q)

This also is a very valid point.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 06:50 PM (di6C2)

115 It was entitled: "I Am Gaza City's Mayor. Our Lives and Culture Are in Rubble"

Was that before or after the Israelis moved in?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


The rubble is mostly upside-down now. You can tell if you look closely.

Posted by: mikeski at December 27, 2023 06:50 PM (DgGvY)

116 How did that old CAIR press release read?
"We denounce the reaction against the terrorist attack tomorrow"

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 27, 2023 06:51 PM (cOq4q)

117 i'll know that that 'everywhere' deodorant really works when it's recommended by lena dunham's gynecologist.
Posted by: gnats local 678

Erp, just threw up a little in my mouth.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at December 27, 2023 06:51 PM (sRgoY)

118 A half hour infomercial for Lume, featuring Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Cher, and the gang from The View.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 27, 2023 06:51 PM (0EOe9)

119 ضربة لي

Posted by: Marcus T at December 27, 2023 06:52 PM (c+w3Q)

120 'Stalin was not a comedy.'

My humor is like food. Ukrainians don't get it.
Posted by: Comrade Stalin at December 27, 2023 06:49 PM (roH4R)

"HAHAHAHA Comrade Stalin, you're killing me!"

Posted by: Nick Yezhov at December 27, 2023 06:52 PM (rj6Yv)

121
The Israelis have also pulverized something else: Gaza City's cultural riches and municipal institutions.


Oh, yes, Gaza City's stunningly gorgeous collections of rubble and pebbles were the envy of the civilized world. Truly, our lives are poorer for this outcome.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 27, 2023 06:52 PM (xG4kz)

122 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 4h
JUST IN - Left-radical environmental group "Switch Off" claims responsibility for an arson attack on the concrete company Cemex in Berlin that sparked a major fire on Wednesday morning — Welt
====
BTW, windmills need huge amounts of concrete for their bases.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 27, 2023 06:52 PM (2yu8s)

123 A guest op-ed in the New York Times by Gaza City's Hamas-appointed mayor, Yahya R. Sarraj
________________

Get your Yahyas out!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 27, 2023 06:52 PM (bOuiH)

124
How did that old CAIR press release read?

__________

Muslims Fear Backlash from Tomorrow's Train Bombing

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 27, 2023 06:52 PM (MoZTd)

125 Also effective on dead skunks!

Posted by: Huma Abedin at December 27, 2023 06:52 PM (Gsmsg)

126 The Israelis have also pulverized something else: Gaza City's cultural riches and municipal institutions.

Oh, yes, Gaza City's stunningly gorgeous collections of rubble and pebbles were the envy of the civilized world. Truly, our lives are poorer for this outcome.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 27, 2023 06:52 PM (xG4kz)

Yes, I always wanted to visit the Palestinian National Museum... a rival to the Vatican, it was.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 06:53 PM (di6C2)

127 The Israelis have also pulverized something else: Gaza City's cultural riches and municipal institutions.


The Paris of the East is no more.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 27, 2023 06:54 PM (Gsmsg)

128 Even Barstow?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 27, 2023 06:37 PM (Gsmsg)
------------
There's Jap infiltrators everywhere!!

Posted by: Colonel "Mad Man" Maddox at December 27, 2023 06:54 PM (ScR16)

129 Focus: Adrian Martinez told Margot Robbie, 'every time I see you I smell vagina' and he meant it in a good way.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 27, 2023 06:54 PM (eGNbo)

130 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 6h
JUST IN - Gun tycoon Gaston Glock (94) is dead.

Lavrion Mining @LavrionMining 6h Replying to @disclosetv
From curtain rods to iconic firearms: Glock's founder started making knives for the Austrian military in the 1970s and didn't design his first firearm until age 52. Leveraging polymer expertise, the Glock 17 was born in a garage workshop, patented in 1981.

http://tinyurl.com/4pymzcka
photo

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 27, 2023 06:54 PM (2yu8s)

131 BTW, windmills need huge amounts of concrete for their bases.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 27, 2023 06:52 PM (2yu8s)

Also needed for the truly ugly and oppressive brutalist architecture commies are so fond of.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 06:54 PM (di6C2)

132 A half hour infomercial for Lume, featuring Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Cher, and the gang from The View.
Posted by: bill
-----

Tank Abrams
Lizzo

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 27, 2023 06:55 PM (XeU6L)

133 The Israelis have also pulverized something else: Gaza City's cultural riches and municipal institutions.


BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh stop it! You're killing me here!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2023 06:55 PM (W/lyH)

134 Lume

The commercials are embarassing to watch.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 27, 2023 06:46 PM (XeU6L)

They just need a clever tag line.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 27, 2023 06:47 PM (Gsmsg)

"Honey, I'm home! (sniffs) Fish for dinner?"

Posted by: mrp at December 27, 2023 06:55 PM (rj6Yv)

135 At top of DM, another airport meltdown, this time two homosexual men.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at December 27, 2023 06:55 PM (MvF+J)

136 Sarraj wrote of his hurt and pain at the "invasion" causing the destruction of infrastructure in the aftermath of deadly Hamas terrorist attack.
___________________

Cry me a river. Have you ever heard the expression FAFO?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 27, 2023 06:55 PM (bOuiH)

137
Har, har. Lady Gaga is now peddling pills on commercials.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 27, 2023 06:55 PM (MoZTd)

138 Also needed for the truly ugly and oppressive brutalist architecture commies are so fond of.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
---

15 minute worker housing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 27, 2023 06:56 PM (XeU6L)

139 136 Sarraj wrote of his hurt and pain at the "invasion" causing the destruction of infrastructure in the aftermath of deadly Hamas terrorist attack.
___________________

Cry me a river. Have you ever heard the expression FAFO?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 27, 2023 06:55 PM (bOuiH)

'Infrastructure'. How would you describe people who were raped and murdered?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 06:57 PM (di6C2)

140 In fair Gaza City
Where conditions are sh*tty
I first set my eyes on young Ali Mahmoud
He ran a rocket launcher
Between acts of torture
Saying, "Hamas proclaims we must slay the Yahud."

Must slay the Yahud, oh
Must slay the Yahud, oh
Saying, "Hamas proclaims we must slay the Yahud."

Posted by: buzzsawmonkey at December 27, 2023 06:57 PM (tbSPP)

141 Also no more: Gaza's world-renowned medical institutions slash ammo dumps

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 27, 2023 06:57 PM (Gsmsg)

142 Lume
The commercials are embarassing to watch.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 27, 2023 06:46 PM (XeU6L)
~~~~~

Well, you'll be happy to know that they've come out with a guy version called Mando. Not a joke. And the commercials are just as cringe.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 27, 2023 06:57 PM (NnyUq)

143
The deodorant with the vas deferens!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 27, 2023 06:48 PM (Gsmsg)


Smooth or wrinkled, hairy or shaven, Balzac delivers the freshness confident guys crave!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 27, 2023 06:57 PM (xG4kz)

144
Hirohito wrote of his hurt and pain at the "invasion" causing the destruction of infrastructure in the aftermath of deadly Japanese Pearl Harbor attack.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 27, 2023 06:58 PM (MoZTd)

145 Lume
The commercials are embarassing to watch.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 27, 2023 06:46 PM (XeU6L)
~~~~~

Well, you'll be happy to know that they've come out with a guy version called Mando. Not a joke. And the commercials are just as cringe.
Posted by: IrishEi at December 27, 2023 06:57 PM (NnyUq)

Yeah and the owner who I believe is a Gyno DR is laughing all the way to the bank and she is the one in the commercials LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 27, 2023 06:58 PM (PQ4m2)

146 Has the SMOD forgotten about promised delivery to the NYT building?

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 27, 2023 06:59 PM (x42Y3)

147 ------------
There's Jap infiltrators everywhere!!

Posted by: Colonel "Mad Man" Maddox
----------------------------

Japan's will ship Patriot missiles to the U.S. to help backfill stocks of air-defense systems for Ukraine ...

The transfer of Patriots was a request from the U.S. side.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 27, 2023 06:59 PM (eGNbo)

148 Sarraj wrote of his hurt and pain at the "invasion" causing the destruction of infrastructure in the aftermath of deadly Hamas terrorist attack.
___________________

Cry me a river to the sea.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 27, 2023 06:59 PM (FVME7)

149 142 Lume
The commercials are embarassing to watch.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 27, 2023 06:46 PM (XeU6L)
~~~~~

Well, you'll be happy to know that they've come out with a guy version called Mando. Not a joke. And the commercials are just as cringe.
Posted by: IrishEi at December 27, 2023 06:57 PM (NnyUq)

...

Mando. Man Dough.

Think they are trying to riff off the shitty Star Wars thing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 06:59 PM (di6C2)

150 Har, har. Lady Gaga is now peddling pills on commercials.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 27, 2023 06:55 PM (MoZTd)

She looks like Giger's Alien.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger at December 27, 2023 07:00 PM (T/Lqj)

151 RIP

@Breaking911 11m
JUST IN: Herb Kohl, former Democratic U.S. senator from Wisconsin and former owner of NBA's Milwaukee Bucks, has died. He was 88 - AP

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 27, 2023 07:00 PM (IG4Id)

152 Japan's will ship Patriot missiles to the U.S. to help backfill stocks of air-defense systems for Ukraine ...

The transfer of Patriots was a request from the U.S. side.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 27, 2023 06:59 PM (eGNbo)

Note to Japan: start producing more of your own shit. We suck.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 07:00 PM (di6C2)

153 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 9h
JUST IN - Israel's Netanyahu says Erdogan "is carrying out a genocide of Kurds" after the Turkish leader compared him to Hitler.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 27, 2023 07:00 PM (2yu8s)

154
My humor is like food. Ukrainians don't get it.
Posted by: Comrade Stalin


ROFLMAO

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 27, 2023 07:00 PM (xG4kz)

155 Or my favorite;

أنت أم تزني الماعز

Posted by: Marcus T at December 27, 2023 07:01 PM (c+w3Q)

156 155 Or my favorite;

أنت أم تزني الماعز
Posted by: Marcus T at December 27, 2023 07:01 PM (c+w3Q)

Translation?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 07:01 PM (di6C2)

157 http://tinyurl.com/yzhwmfw8
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

Some good stuff tonight

Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2023 07:02 PM (fwDg9)

158 You're a goat adultererous mother?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 07:02 PM (di6C2)

159 "We sprayed a four day-old corpse with Lume and sent a cadaver dog out to find it. Let's see how he does."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 27, 2023 07:02 PM (Gsmsg)

160 Roughly: "You're mother fornicates with goats".

Posted by: Marcus T at December 27, 2023 07:02 PM (c+w3Q)

161 One for Chinamen - Ip ManDo

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at December 27, 2023 07:03 PM (LO8+b)

162 155 Shouldn't that be justified to right margin? Better not try.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at December 27, 2023 07:03 PM (MvF+J)

163 119 ضربة لي

Heh 'Blow to me.'

Google translate, accept no substitute.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 07:03 PM (di6C2)

164 Has the SMOD forgotten about promised delivery to the NYT building?
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 27, 2023 06:59 PM (x42Y3)


Now would be a perfect time for the IDF to agree to embed a NYT reporter with the troops. Let's see how many volunteer!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2023 07:03 PM (W/lyH)

165 The transfer of Patriots was a request from the U.S. side.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 27, 2023 06:59 PM (eGNbo)

We're brothers in arms; the Norks fire a ballistic missile over Japan, and the PRC floats a spy balloon over the continental US.

Posted by: mrp at December 27, 2023 07:04 PM (rj6Yv)

166 Leading Report @LeadingReport 4h
BREAKING: Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger refuses to testify under oath regarding Dominion voting machines and allegedly will not get around to installing Dominion’s security patches until after the 2024 presidential election.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 27, 2023 07:05 PM (2yu8s)

167
Have you heard that Disney is going to give the Star Wars universe another shot at redemption?

The story line will follow an interstellar warrior caste who fight with guitars, lutes, lyres, ukuleles, upright bases and other hand stroked string instruments.

I speak, of course, of The Mandolinians.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 27, 2023 07:05 PM (xG4kz)

168 compared him to Hitler.

A terrific dancer?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at December 27, 2023 07:05 PM (LO8+b)

169 buzzsawmonkey at December 27, 2023 06:57 PM (tbSPP)

Dang! You’re on fire today !!!

Posted by: Adriane the Looking Forward Cause Looking Backward is Too Painful Critic . . . at December 27, 2023 07:06 PM (4Winp)

170 166 Leading Report @LeadingReport 4h
BREAKING: Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger refuses to testify under oath regarding Dominion voting machines and allegedly will not get around to installing Dominion’s security patches until after the 2024 presidential election.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 27, 2023 07:05 PM (2yu8s)

Huh. That's interesting.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 07:06 PM (di6C2)

171 168 compared him to Hitler.

A terrific dancer?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at December 27, 2023 07:05 PM (LO8+b)

Snappy dresser.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 07:06 PM (di6C2)

172 compared him to Hitler.

Chronic flatulence?

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 27, 2023 07:07 PM (x42Y3)

173 Just spray that cooch with Poof and you can save the planet one day at a time.

Posted by: fd at December 27, 2023 07:07 PM (vFG9F)

174 >>> There should be no remnant of what was Gaza.
Posted by: Braenyard

Even if everyone in Gaza gets killed it would not be any more 'genocide' than if everyone in Rhode Island got killed.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 27, 2023 07:07 PM (cOq4q)

175 166 Leading Report @LeadingReport 4h
BREAKING: Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger refuses to testify under oath regarding Dominion voting machines and allegedly will not get around to installing Dominion’s security patches until after the 2024 presidential election.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 27, 2023 07:05 PM (2yu8s)

Huh. That's interesting.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 07:06 PM (di6C2)

Indeed.

Posted by: mrp at December 27, 2023 07:08 PM (rj6Yv)

176 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 27, 2023 07:08 PM (Zz0t1)

177 Aetius I wouldn't expect anything else, Raffensperger was in on the vote fraud from what I read

Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2023 07:08 PM (fwDg9)

178 All the news not fit for your bird to shit on.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 27, 2023 07:08 PM (Zz0t1)

179 Ratshitburger and Kemp are embarrassing. I'm sorry yall.

Posted by: fd at December 27, 2023 07:08 PM (vFG9F)

180 BTW, windmills need huge amounts of concrete for their bases.
Posted by: andycanuck

So they will not be able to build more windmills and they'll need power so they'll keep using coal and oil.
Win/Win!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 27, 2023 07:08 PM (6ZZeJ)

181 No one yet has tried to go after Dominion for vote fraud

Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2023 07:08 PM (fwDg9)

182 BREAKING: Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger refuses to testify under oath regarding Dominion voting machines and allegedly will not get around to installing Dominion’s security patches until after the 2024 presidential election.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 27, 2023 07:05 PM (2yu8s)



Then he should be dealt with accordingly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 27, 2023 07:08 PM (Zz0t1)

183 Although this was one thing I will note: we look at the Nazis as looking snazzy in their uniforms, but something I noticed when I watched a dvd someone had got me which was a film reel a private citizen had done with a color camera in like '36 at some sort of big Nazi Party shindig in that Austrian town... berchtesgarten? The decorations were garish as hell. You don't see it in B&W, but they have like pinks and reds and all sorts of frufy colors thrown up there. It was appalling.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 07:09 PM (di6C2)

184 Apparently Hitler could clear out a dining room in minutes after a fancy dinner.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 27, 2023 07:09 PM (x42Y3)

185 Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger refuses to testify under oath regarding Dominion voting machines and allegedly will not get around to installing Dominion’s security patches until after the 2024 presidential election.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 27, 2023 07:05 PM (2yu8s)


Everyone knows Dominion voting systems are full of cheat and shit.

Everyone knows.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 27, 2023 07:09 PM (R/m4+)

186 You're a goat adultererous mother?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 07:02 PM (di6C2)



AKA You f*ck goats, I'm guessing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 27, 2023 07:10 PM (Zz0t1)

187 >>>Lume
The commercials are embarassing to watch.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 27, 2023 06:46 PM (XeU6L

======

My wife is disgusted by the tv commercials. "We don't need to see her applying it to her body!" I've never see the commercial, but I've heard it on AM radio all fall.

Posted by: Turn 2 at December 27, 2023 07:10 PM (wK0KM)

188 #153 Addendum:

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 7h
NEW: ‘No difference’ between Netanyahu and Hitler says Erdogan
Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan said Wednesday that there was "no difference" between Benjamin Netanyahu and Adolf Hitler as he stepped up his attacks on the Israeli leader over the war in Gaza.

“There is no difference between the actions of Netanyahu and Hitler,” he said during a ceremony in the capital in Ankara.

“He (Netanyahu) is richer than Hitler. All kind of support comes from the West and the United States,” Erdogan added.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 27, 2023 07:10 PM (2yu8s)

189 i'll know that that 'everywhere' deodorant really works when it's recommended by amy schumer's gynecologist.

hey!

Wait...!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 27, 2023 07:11 PM (89Sog)

190 184 Apparently Hitler could clear out a dining room in minutes after a fancy dinner.
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 27, 2023 07:09 PM (x42Y3)

Vegetarian.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 07:11 PM (di6C2)

191
Apparently Hitler could clear out a dining room in minutes after a fancy dinner.
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 27, 2023 07:09 PM (x42Y3)

Big deal. So can I, and much like Hitler, I don't care

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 27, 2023 07:11 PM (PQ4m2)

192 Paper ballots and ballot boxes don't need "security patches".

Posted by: mrp at December 27, 2023 07:11 PM (rj6Yv)

193 Hello Horde. First post from SiD (Half) Acres. Today was moving day.

Posted by: screaming in digital at December 27, 2023 07:11 PM (q5vqs)

194 193 Hello Horde. First post from SiD (Half) Acres. Today was moving day.

Posted by: screaming in digital
--------------------

Glad you made it. You sound intact.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 27, 2023 07:12 PM (eGNbo)

195 >>>Lume
The commercials are embarassing to watch.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 27, 2023 06:46 PM (XeU6L


I laugh at those.
The ACLU commercials just piss me off. Lying fu*ks.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2023 07:12 PM (W/lyH)

196 Also no more: Gaza's world-renowned medical institutions slash ammo dumps
Posted by: Cicero

You didn't mention Hamas command centers, and hostage abuse areas.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 27, 2023 07:12 PM (6ZZeJ)

197 It is superb, and well attended! Nobody was disrespectful, and the crowd seemed like a nice cross-section of America.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Yes it is. Mrs. So-Cal and I attended in Aug. For me, the most moving was the very last exhibit. Families Lost I believe was the name.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at December 27, 2023 07:13 PM (b8J4P)

198 I saw a commercial for some new lady deodorant you can use "everywhere".
Posted by: Archer

Roll-on or fumigate.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 27, 2023 07:13 PM (cOq4q)

199 Lume: Cuz showering regularly is a chore*.

*for some, this may actually be true. A lot of surface area to take care of.

this is one step above a rag on a stick.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger at December 27, 2023 07:13 PM (T/Lqj)

200 Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger refuses to testify under oath regarding Dominion voting machines and allegedly will not get around to installing Dominion’s security patches until after the 2024 presidential election.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 27, 2023 07:05 PM (2yu8s)

Refusing to testify leads me to believe that someone, or many someones, know as much about the matter as Raffensperger.

Posted by: mrp at December 27, 2023 07:13 PM (rj6Yv)

201 Even if everyone in Gaza gets killed it would not be any more 'genocide' than if everyone in Rhode Island got killed.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
-----------------------

It wouldn't be genocide, they are free to leave.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 27, 2023 07:14 PM (eGNbo)

202 Hello Horde. First post from SiD (Half) Acres. Today was moving day.
Posted by: screaming in digital at December 27, 2023 07:11 PM

Woo hoo! Most cromulent news.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 27, 2023 07:14 PM (Wnv9h)

203 The professor who did the Dominion study in Georgia only pointed out the vulnerability. His analysis is proven by the fact Dominion put out a patch. He never showed it impacted the note in Georgia, he merely suggested Raffensberger and Kemp should check.

They refused, and everyone who talks about voter integrity should ask why? Also why they don't want to go on the record with a deposition that can be used in court.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 27, 2023 07:15 PM (c+w3Q)

204 Hello Horde. First post from SiD (Half) Acres. Today was moving day.
Posted by: screaming in digital

Congratulations, you're now debt-propelled!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 27, 2023 07:15 PM (6ZZeJ)

205 >>>I laugh at those.
The ACLU commercials just piss me off. Lying fu*ks.

Posted by: Diogenes
--------------

There are many reasons I don't have a TV.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 27, 2023 07:15 PM (eGNbo)

206 >>> Currently, numerous pro-Palestine protestors are blocking the entrance to John F. Kennedy international Airport in Queens, New York, causing a travel nightmare

It's New York. They have snow plows.
What's the problem?

Though Colorado has those snow blowers for the montain passes. Love to see those in action.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 27, 2023 07:15 PM (cOq4q)

207 ======

My wife is disgusted by the tv commercials. "We don't need to see her applying it to her body!" I've never see the commercial, but I've heard it on AM radio all fall.
Posted by: Turn 2 at December 27, 2023 07:10 PM (wK0KM)



Pits, underboob, butt crack, feet.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 27, 2023 07:15 PM (Zz0t1)

208 Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger refuses to testify under oath regarding Dominion voting machines and allegedly will not get around to installing Dominion’s security patches until after the 2024 presidential election.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 27, 2023 07:05 PM

Issue a bench warrant. Drag his ass there in handcuffs.*

*A man can dream

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 27, 2023 07:16 PM (Wnv9h)

209 Hello Horde. First post from SiD (Half) Acres. Today was moving day.
Posted by: screaming in digital at December 27, 2023 07:11 PM

*Forrest Gump wave*

Very cool. Moving is fun. For certain definitions of fun.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger at December 27, 2023 07:16 PM (T/Lqj)

210
Issue a bench warrant. Drag his ass there in handcuffs.*

*A man can dream
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 27, 2023 07:16 PM (Wnv9h)



I was thinking more along the lines of a room temperature sauna.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 27, 2023 07:17 PM (Zz0t1)

211 "Though Colorado has those snow blowers for the montain passes. Love to see those in action."

The scene from Fargo times 20.

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at December 27, 2023 07:18 PM (Rn/yD)

212 Leading Report @LeadingReport 4h
BREAKING: Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger refuses to testify under oath regarding Dominion voting machines and allegedly will not get around to installing Dominion’s security patches until after the 2024 presidential election.
Posted by: andycanuck

That damn Giuliani is liar!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 27, 2023 07:18 PM (FVME7)

213 I was thinking more along the lines of a room temperature sauna.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 27, 2023 07:17 PM

Just remember, Sponge...it's not waterboarding if you use diesel.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 27, 2023 07:18 PM (Wnv9h)

214
The stooges in the Doctors Against Genocide photo are about as qualified as doctors as the actors that posed in that photo with SCOAMF when they rolled out Obamacare.

More Central-Committee Casting rent-a-meme players.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 27, 2023 07:18 PM (x0n13)

215 Plumbers Against The Designated Hitter Rule > Doctors Against Genocide
Posted by: Cicero
________________

Ha! A worthy addition to Ambrose Bierce's definition of regalia in his Devil's Dictionary:

"Distinguishing insignia, jewels and costume of such ancient and honorable orders as the Genteel Society of Expurgated Hoodlums; the Impenitent Order of Wife-Beaters; the Sublime Legion of Flamboyant Conspicuants; the Grand Cabal of Able-Bodied Sedentarians; Associated Deities of the Butter Trade; the Affectionate Fraternity of Men Similarly Warted; Uniformed Rank of Lousy Cats; Prelates of the Tub-and-Sword."

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 27, 2023 07:19 PM (Dm8we)

216
Just remember, Sponge...it's not waterboarding if you use diesel.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 27, 2023 07:18 PM (Wnv9h)



And you're a lawyer, so it MUST be true!


WINNING!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 27, 2023 07:19 PM (Zz0t1)

217 198 I saw a commercial for some new lady deodorant you can use "everywhere".
Posted by: Archer

Roll-on or fumigate.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 27, 2023 07:13 PM (cOq4q)


Remember "Tickle, with the big wide ball?" 1980s dildo/deodorant.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 27, 2023 07:21 PM (x0n13)

218 198 I saw a commercial for some new lady deodorant you can use "everywhere".
Posted by: Archer

Roll-on or fumigate.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 27, 2023 07:13 PM (cOq4q)

************

Or Goop, which is my favorite.

Posted by: Gwenth Paltrow at December 27, 2023 07:22 PM (xxG/v)

219 Remember "Tickle, with the big wide ball?" 1980s dildo/deodorant.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 27, 2023 07:21 PM (x0n13)

I had to look it up.

http://tinyurl.com/2zkk82zk

That's... kinda horrifying.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 07:22 PM (di6C2)

220 No difference’ between Netanyahu and Hitler says Erdogan
Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan said Wednesday that there was "no difference" between Benjamin Netanyahu and Adolf Hitler

-
Our NATO ally.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 27, 2023 07:24 PM (FVME7)

221 Yeah and the owner who I believe is a Gyno DR is laughing all the way to the bank and she is the one in the commercials LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 27, 2023 06:58 PM (PQ4m2)
~~~~~

She is. And I think she's also a lesbian. (NTTAWWT) First woman to follow her in the commercials who "works at Lume" is probably her girlfriend. Or wife.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 27, 2023 07:24 PM (NnyUq)

222 The stooges in the Doctors Against Genocide photo are about as qualified as doctors as the actors that posed in that photo with SCOAMF when they rolled out Obamacare.

More Central-Committee Casting rent-a-meme players.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 27, 2023 07:18 PM (x0n13)



So, none of the doctors in 'Doctors Against Genocide' injected ONE PERSON with the mRNA 'vaccine' then, right?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 27, 2023 07:24 PM (Zz0t1)

223 Who wears a lab coat?! Sick bastages.

Posted by: Bush's Beans Labrador. at December 27, 2023 07:24 PM (hirWM)

224 Oooo. Peak Connie Selleca:

http://tinyurl.com/2hzvtjwv

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 07:24 PM (di6C2)

225 And you're a lawyer, so it MUST be true!


WINNING!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 27, 2023 07:19 PM

*shifty eyes*

For a given value of "true".

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 27, 2023 07:25 PM (Wnv9h)

226 For those who are just getting in touch with their feminine side, as well as those who are already there:

https://goop.com/clean-deodorant/c/

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 27, 2023 07:25 PM (a3Q+t)

227 198 I saw a commercial for some new lady deodorant you can use "everywhere".
Posted by: Archer

Roll-on or fumigate.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 27, 2023 07:13 PM (cOq4q)


Remember "Tickle, with the big wide ball?" 1980s dildo/deodorant.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 27, 2023 07:21 PM (x0n13)

I’m getting inundated with Lume and Mando commercials. The same ugly lady who invented the stuff is always pitching it for “pits buttcracks and underboob”…. Kinda disgusting

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 27, 2023 07:26 PM (yanSr)

228 Man, I hate commercials. a lotta fags in commercials.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger

After he died from an accidental overdose, George Floyd really changed television advertising. Over night every actor in every ad was either black or some other non white ethnicity. Far fewer men of any color. Any white man had to have a POC wife. The speed was breathtaking.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at December 27, 2023 07:26 PM (15lwl)

229 No difference’ between Netanyahu and Hitler says Erdogan
Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan said Wednesday that there was "no difference" between Benjamin Netanyahu and Adolf Hitler
-
Our NATO ally.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 27, 2023 07:24 PM (FVME7)


Remember the last Turk who mouthed off against Israel in the parliament?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 27, 2023 07:27 PM (x0n13)

230 There should be no remnant of what was Gaza.
Posted by: Braenyard

I believe Benjamin said basically that on 9-Oct.

When this is over, it will be known for generations.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at December 27, 2023 07:27 PM (b8J4P)

231 Nood Cafe!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 27, 2023 07:28 PM (6ZZeJ)

232 Remember the last Turk who mouthed off against Israel in the parliament?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 27, 2023 07:27 PM

Don't tease...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 27, 2023 07:28 PM (Wnv9h)

233 ’m getting inundated with Lume and Mando commercials. The same ugly lady who invented the stuff is always pitching it for “pits buttcracks and underboob”…. Kinda disgusting
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 27, 2023 07:26 PM (yanSr)
~~~~~

"From the pits, to the balls...

of your feet."

Posted by: IrishEi at December 27, 2023 07:29 PM (NnyUq)

234 I wonder what happens on your 73rd hour with a 72 hour deodorant.

Posted by: fd at December 27, 2023 07:29 PM (vFG9F)

235 To copy Cato the Elder (I think).., Hamas and their sympathizers delenda est

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 27, 2023 07:30 PM (yanSr)

236 Speaking of Leveling places, Godzilla Minus One is damn good. I can’t believe that it was made for only 15 million, puts anything Hollywood has made to shame.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at December 27, 2023 07:30 PM (dKiJG)

237 "He Netanyahu) is richer than Hitler. All kind of support comes from the West and the United States,” Erdogan added.

Says the guy of NATO and at one point wanted to be in the EU ( or at least trade preferences).

How's that inflation, Erdogan?

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at December 27, 2023 07:30 PM (b8J4P)

238 always pitching it for “pits buttcracks and underboob”

-
Underboob, huh? I guess she's after the Michael Moore demographic.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 27, 2023 07:31 PM (FVME7)

239 She is. And I think she's also a lesbian. (NTTAWWT) First woman to follow her in the commercials who "works at Lume" is probably her girlfriend. Or wife.
Posted by: IrishEi at December 27, 2023 07:24 PM (NnyUq)

She is married to a man and has kids I believe

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 27, 2023 07:36 PM (PQ4m2)

240
Bloody Danish livestock.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 27, 2023 07:37 PM (MoZTd)

241 You have a taint... ed view.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 27, 2023 06:46 PM (4p0Xq

We have a deorderant for that.

Posted by: Weird pierced comercial lady at December 27, 2023 07:38 PM (lrxmU)

242 In other words, business as usual. The NYT has been the mouthpiece of monsters since at least WWII.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at December 27, 2023 07:51 PM (FRT/w)

243 I used to subscribe. “Disable JavaScript” is a beautiful thing.

Posted by: Java Joe at December 27, 2023 09:00 PM (WaLgG)

244 He condemned without irony or self awareness the "obliteration of our way of life in Gaza,"

Your way of life should be obliterated. It consists of stealing money scammed from naive people, raising up children to be murderous a-holes, and trying to wipe a tribe of people off the face of the earth.

If I had been in charge on Oct 8, I would have given Gazans (not Hamas, Gazans) 24 hours to unconditionally surrender and give up the hostages. Then the bombs would have started dropping and the army would have moved in. And they wouldn't have stopped until Gaza was Gazan-free, from the border fence to the sea. No quarter given. Period.

And I would have sent ambassadors to the UN to rail at the evil people seated therein and let them know God was going to punish them for that evil.

Posted by: GWB at December 27, 2023 09:12 PM (sSx7k)

245 While no increase or decrease was found in flaccid or stretched penis length, the team found a significant increase in erect length.

"Erect length increased significantly over time in several regions of the world and across all age groups," the team wrote in the study. "After adjusting for geographic region, subject age, and subject population; erect penile length increased 24 percent over the past 29 years".

That's an increase from 12.3 centimeters (4.8 inches) to 15.2 centimeters (6 inches) in just under three decades.

Posted by: SMOD at December 27, 2023 09:27 PM (RovqD)

246 Should have been outta her 20 minutes ago
Forward Dog 9 hitting that long road

Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2023 05:49 AM (fwDg9)

247 Made it, not much traffic, gas is 30 cents cheaper

Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2023 07:01 AM (houa1)

248 Still just under $100 to fill my truck

Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2023 07:05 AM (houa1)

249 Fine way of describing, and good article to obtain data about my presentation focus, which i am going to convey in college.

Posted by: essay helper at December 29, 2023 10:08 AM (8AYyX)

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