I'm Okapi You're Okapi Cafe

10 Al Jazeera English @AJEnglish Dec 23
More than 200 dead in 24 hours in Gaza as Israeli raids turn ‘more intense’

Salma Zahid @SalmaZahid15 Dec 24
More than 20,258 are now dead and 53,688 wounded. 1.9M internally displaced. More than 200 killed in the last day alone. How much longer can this be allowed to continue? Cease fire now. [Yeah, sure.]

Ray Rice @Breezin5247 Dec 24 Replying to @SalmaZahid15
When you ask the gorilla to dance, you dance until the gorilla decides to stop. It's best not to start a war.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 27, 2023 07:33 PM (2yu8s)

11 Have you seen that new all over deodorant for penguins, PUme? It's supposed to last 72 hours. Who knew penguins could tell time?

Posted by: fd at December 27, 2023 07:33 PM (vFG9F)

12 That Yack wants to sell you a used Yurt.

Posted by: eleven at December 27, 2023 07:33 PM (iziT8)

13 Good evening everyone
Couple quick ones and it's lights out
Haven't slept right in 2 weeks

Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2023 07:33 PM (fwDg9)

14 Ray Rice @Breezin5247 Dec 24 Replying to @SalmaZahid15
When you ask the gorilla to dance, you dance until the gorilla decides to stop. It's best not to start a war.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 27, 2023 07:33 PM (2yu8s)

I like that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 07:34 PM (di6C2)

15 Haven't slept right in 2 weeks
Posted by: Skip

Try never to change your sleep cycle!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 27, 2023 07:35 PM (6ZZeJ)

16 Poor dog's at the end of his rope.

-
Kinda pitchy, bitch.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 27, 2023 07:35 PM (FVME7)

17 Click 'View' to watch animated GIF
http://tinyurl.com/2mtu2rwz

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 27, 2023 07:35 PM (2yu8s)

18 Word to the wise, avoid women who sweat a lot.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 27, 2023 07:35 PM (/UtnQ)

19 Okapis aren't real.

Posted by: Okapis aren't real at December 27, 2023 07:35 PM (vFG9F)

20 Click 'View' to watch animated GIF
http://tinyurl.com/2mtu2rwz
Posted by: andycanuck

You talkin to me?
~Lamont

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 27, 2023 07:36 PM (6ZZeJ)

21 The Chiefs continue losing...

http://tinyurl.com/5exhy8bv
Image

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 27, 2023 07:36 PM (2yu8s)

22 Ray Rice @Breezin5247 Dec 24 Replying to @SalmaZahid15
When you ask the gorilla to dance, you dance until the gorilla decides to stop. It's best not to start a war.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 27, 2023 07:33 PM (2yu8s)

I like that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2023 07:34 PM (di6C2)
---
What part of "WAR" do people not understand? Wars are ended when one party or the other either surrenders unconditionally or is wiped out completely.

We (as a species) have forgotten this inconvenient fact. Perhaps it's time to remind the world of what "WAR" really means...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 27, 2023 07:37 PM (BpYfr)

23 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 27, 2023 07:37 PM (Zz0t1)

24 They should start calling them "Taylor Swifties"!

http://tinyurl.com/45rx8kpj
Image

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 27, 2023 07:37 PM (2yu8s)

25 Ace, where did you find that pic of Press spokesmop KJP up top?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 27, 2023 07:38 PM (Zz0t1)

26 No Mando for me.

I want stank in the Tank.

Posted by: Stacey A. at December 27, 2023 07:38 PM (a3Q+t)

27
The calf is complicit in Denmark's drive for world domination.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 27, 2023 07:38 PM (MoZTd)

28 "The Chiefs continue losing...

http://tinyurl.com/5exhy8bv
Image
Posted by: andycanuck"

Oh no. The Ono curse.

Posted by: Okapis aren't real at December 27, 2023 07:38 PM (vFG9F)

29 Okapis are OK! But they look like a conglomeration of spare parts assembled from various strange cattle and maybe a giraffe.

Posted by: All Mixed Up at December 27, 2023 07:38 PM (V5BDR)

30 Those Okapis have the Sport Model paint job.

Posted by: eleven at December 27, 2023 07:39 PM (iziT8)

31 ⚔️ vs 🧸

Early 1st period

0-0

Posted by: Amy Schumer and Carlos Mencia at December 27, 2023 07:39 PM (TTAGa)

32
Quogga >>>> Okapi

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 27, 2023 07:40 PM (MoZTd)

33 Good evening everyone
Couple quick ones and it's lights out
Haven't slept right in 2 weeks
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2023 07:33 PM (fwDg9)

Oh. Where you going?... Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and then you're out with the boys to boast and brag. YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. Oh... I think I love him.

Posted by: Elizabeth at December 27, 2023 07:40 PM (4I/2K)

34 / off copycat socks

Posted by: browndog dreaming of the playoffs at December 27, 2023 07:40 PM (TTAGa)

35 Should the Chiefs fail to make the playoffs will Taylor Swift dump Kelce?

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 27, 2023 07:40 PM (/UtnQ)

36 Did you see pics of the new migrant caravan heading our way?
Wow

And they'll waltz right across the non border.

While Biden's on another vacay in St Croix.

Posted by: Yikes! at December 27, 2023 07:41 PM (vcOd1)

37 Haven't slept right in 2 weeks
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2023 07:33 PM (fwDg9)

*fistbump*

I'm on day 3 of shit sleep. Did take a 2 hr nap this afternoon, tho. That NEVER happens.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 27, 2023 07:41 PM (Zz0t1)

38 Sometimes changing it isn't your opinion
Hope everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2023 07:41 PM (fwDg9)

39 "What part of "WAR" do people not understand? "

They have this idea that they can cry "Uncle" after behaving in such a fashion as to deserve noogying to death.

Posted by: Okapis aren't real at December 27, 2023 07:41 PM (vFG9F)

40 The Chiefs' Yoko Ono:
http://tinyurl.com/4bwu39ry
Image

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 27, 2023 07:42 PM (2yu8s)

41
Should the Chiefs fail to make the playoffs will Taylor Swift dump Kelce?
Posted by: Puddinhead at December 27, 2023 07:40 PM (/UtnQ)

__________

*whiny 14-year-old singing*

"My boyfriend is a loser...."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 27, 2023 07:42 PM (MoZTd)

42 Faroe Islands calf.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ... I thought it was Kanelala

Posted by: Braenyard at December 27, 2023 07:42 PM (eGNbo)

43 10/7 was planned to be so awful that politically, the Israelis would have no choice but all out war. The strategic move is to starve Israel into submission. That is what IMHO the Houthi stuff is about. The West wants wider wars but, so far, Putin and Netanyahu have avoided that trap.

Posted by: Jamaica at December 27, 2023 07:43 PM (Eeb9P)

44
When you ask the gorilla to dance, you dance until the gorilla decides to stop.

Gorilla? GORILLA!

RACIST!!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 27, 2023 07:43 PM (63Dwl)

45 Yak adjacent, I'll accept it. Been cafe-n-it with Rancherbob CowHorseQueen and other friends. Much food,wine and laughter

Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2023 07:43 PM (PKEqY)

46 always pitching it for “pits buttcracks and underboob”

-
Underboob, huh? I guess she's after the Michael Moore demographic.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 27, 2023 07:44 PM (FVME7)

47 1957 episode of Tales of Wells Fargo, Jim Hardy speaks highly of a reformed outlaw’s qualities, Love Loyalty and Honesty. That episode couldn’t be made today.

Posted by: Eromero at December 27, 2023 07:44 PM (NxC5+)

48 That Faroe calf looks a lot like a Highland calf

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 27, 2023 07:44 PM (x42Y3)

49 Been cafe-n-it with Rancherbob CowHorseQueen and other friends. Much food,wine and laughter
Posted by: Ben Had

Sounds like a good time!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 27, 2023 07:46 PM (6ZZeJ)

50 Al Jazeera English @AJEnglish Dec 23
More than 200 dead in 24 hours in Gaza as Israeli raids turn ‘more intense’

Salma Zahid @SalmaZahid15 Dec 24
More than 20,258 are now dead and 53,688 wounded. 1.9M internally displaced. More than 200 killed in the last day alone. How much longer can this be allowed to continue? Cease fire now. [Yeah, sure.]

Ray Rice @Breezin5247 Dec 24 Replying to @SalmaZahid15
When you ask the gorilla to dance, you dance until the gorilla decides to stop. It's best not to start a war.
Posted by: andycanuck

Poor baby killers!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 27, 2023 07:46 PM (FVME7)

51 I gave up fruitcake for Kwanzaa.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 27, 2023 07:46 PM (woPEM)

52
Underboob, huh? I guess she's after the Michael Moore demographic.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here

___________

Underboob >>>>>>> Undermoob

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 27, 2023 07:47 PM (MoZTd)

53 Epoch Life @LifeEpoch 41m
Replying to @LearnLeadRise
Giant bridge beam winds up mountain road.

http://tinyurl.com/37c6pt8z
1:44 minutes; moving one BIG I-beam!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 27, 2023 07:47 PM (2yu8s)

54 Faroe Islands have a number of distinct domestic animals. Breeding on an isolated island for 1200 years or so can do that. Australia and it's strange fauna are another example.

Posted by: Petey the Platypus at December 27, 2023 07:47 PM (V5BDR)

55 Give that kitty whatever it wants.

It wants a piano.

Posted by: mikeski at December 27, 2023 07:48 PM (DgGvY)

56 [From the sidebar:]

Don't it always seem to go, that you don't know what you've got 'til it's gone?

-------------

"Please nuke/atomize
Make a green glass parking lot"

Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at December 27, 2023 07:48 PM (LgsNJ)

57 Taking a tumble:

http://tinyurl.com/2zuptp79
8 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 27, 2023 07:49 PM (2yu8s)

58
The rat-faced creep Marchand gets a cross-checking minor. Hope he rots in the box.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 27, 2023 07:51 PM (MoZTd)

59 http://tinyurl.com/37c6pt8z

Skill.

Posted by: Adriane the Looking Forward Cause Looking Backward is Too Painful Critic . . . at December 27, 2023 07:51 PM (4Winp)

60 I'm on day 3 of shit sleep. Did take a 2 hr nap this afternoon, tho. That NEVER happens.
Posted by: Sponge

mikeski @ 3PM: That afternoon nap was great! Now I'm not tired!

mikeski @ 3AM: That afternoon nap f--ked me up. I'm still not tired.....

Posted by: mikeski at December 27, 2023 07:53 PM (DgGvY)

61 Allegations He Used Anal Beads To Cheat And Defecated In Bathtub
China’s national chess champion has been stripped of his title over allegations he used anal beads to cheat and celebrated his sham victory by defecating in a bathtub.

Yan Chenglong, 48, beat dozens of contenders to become “Xiangqi King” at a Chinese chess tournament on December 17.

But his joy was short-lived after the sport’s governing body, the Chinese Xiangqi Association (CXA), on Monday announced Yan would have his title revoked and prize money confiscated due to inappropriate celebrations.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 27, 2023 07:54 PM (2yu8s)

62 And how to anal beads help you win at chess?
Posted by: Sponge

I read this yesterday--the anal beads had some kind of bluetooth capability that allowed him to kegel a code to the beads based on his opponent's moves, and then his program would send him a signal back with the right move to make. Or something like that.

What I wonder, is who figured out he had anal beads?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

They figured it out because he shit in the bathtub. Removing anal beads can be messy and if they're blue tooth capable they're expensive. One does not risk losing them in a toilet. One removes them in the bathtub. It facilitates cleaning the beads and the tub can be easily cleaned after removal.
Hotel cleaning lady complained about this nasty guest that shit in the tub and investigation begins!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 27, 2023 07:55 PM (2yu8s)

63 Giant bridge beam winds up mountain road.
http://tinyurl.com/37c6pt8z
1:44 minutes; moving one BIG I-beam!
Posted by: andycanuck

That sort of truck is how they move the giant fiberglass blades for bald-eagle-dicers, too.

Posted by: mikeski at December 27, 2023 07:55 PM (DgGvY)

64 Been cafe-n-it with Rancherbob CowHorseQueen and other friends. Much food,wine and laughter
Posted by: Ben Had

PLEASE tell them HI from First Lady and I!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 27, 2023 07:57 PM (Zz0t1)

65 Call me a cynic, but I really don't think that Golden Retriever was adopted. I've had five Goldens and have seen that kind of behavior fairly often. They're awesome dogs--very smart, affectionate, playful and loyal.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 27, 2023 07:58 PM (NnyUq)

66 They figured it out because he shit in the bathtub. Removing anal beads can be messy and if they're blue tooth capable they're expensive. One does not risk losing them in a toilet. One removes them in the bathtub. It facilitates cleaning the beads and the tub can be easily cleaned after removal.
Hotel cleaning lady complained about this nasty guest that shit in the tub and investigation begins!

You can learn a lot by reading comments at the HQ!
>ralphs lunch<

Posted by: Ex GOP at December 27, 2023 07:58 PM (qS8WV)

67
mikeski @ 3PM: That afternoon nap was great! Now I'm not tired!

mikeski @ 3AM: That afternoon nap f--ked me up. I'm still not tired.....
Posted by: mikeski at December 27, 2023 07:53 PM (DgGvY)

I went to bed at 11 pm...woke up shortly after 3 AM and did not go back to sleep. Napped from 3 to around 5. Am drinking, slightly, so should actually go to sleep at normal hours later.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 27, 2023 08:00 PM (Zz0t1)

68 I gave up fruitcake for Kwanzaa.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 27, 2023 07:46 PM (woPEM)

I scrubbed my taint in the shower this morning.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 27, 2023 08:01 PM (Zz0t1)

69 I wonder if Baby Okapis are good eating.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 27, 2023 08:02 PM (R/m4+)

70 >>Call me a cynic, but I really don't think that Golden Retriever was adopted. I've had five Goldens and have seen that kind of behavior fairly often. They're awesome dogs--very smart, affectionate, playful and loyal.

He reminds me of my last one. Even looks somewhat like him.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 27, 2023 08:02 PM (ZLI7S)

71 Sponge, will do.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2023 08:03 PM (PKEqY)

72 Kirk Lubimov @KirkLubimov 7h
There is an alarming trend of flight attendants coming to Canada from Pakistan and never going back.

The airline blames the "overly liberal asylum programs by the Canadian government". An understatement.

Flight crew members don't need a temporary resident visa if they want to enter or stay in Canada.

So essentially they found a loophole to come here illegally and stay here illegally as they quit/fired from their jobs by not going back.

WTH.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 27, 2023 08:03 PM (2yu8s)

73 Sponge, will do.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2023 08:03 PM (PKEqY)

YAY! Winning!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 27, 2023 08:03 PM (Zz0t1)

74 When you ask the gorilla to dance, you dance until the gorilla decides to stop.
Posted by: andycanuck

I saw Dancing Gorillas open for Mike Keneally & Beer For Dolphins at the Zoo Nightclub in '01.

https://youtu.be/lJxhRaPGvEA

Posted by: mikeski at December 27, 2023 08:04 PM (DgGvY)

75 I gave up fruitcake for Kwanzaa.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist

I scrubbed my taint in the shower this morning.
Posted by: Sponge

This is like that John's long mustache thing, right?

Posted by: mikeski would be a terrible secret agent at December 27, 2023 08:06 PM (DgGvY)

76 Visegrád 24 @visegrad24 2h
BREAKING:
UN just made the Dutch Deputy PM Sigrid Kaag the new Humanitarian Coordinator for Gaza.

It will be on her to ensure that aid trucks to Gaza don’t carry non-humanitarian goods.

Her husband was a PLO deputy minister under Yasser Arafat.

What could go wrong?
===
I read about this in the morning but didn't bother reporting it here because I didn't know the... rest of the story.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 27, 2023 08:06 PM (2yu8s)

77 Sanctioning the Sanctuary...

Jennie Taer @JennieSTaer 3h
👀Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson begs Biden for help with migrant crisis:

"We have reached a critical point in this mission that absent real, significant intervention immediately, our local economies are not designed and built to respond to this type of crisis."

Beverly A. Pekala @PekalaLaw 1h Replying to @JennieSTaer
Today’s reminder: Chicago City Council just voted against allowing Chicagoans to vote in March 2024 on whether City should retain Sanctuary City status.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 27, 2023 08:08 PM (2yu8s)

78 BREAKING:
UN just made the Dutch Deputy PM Sigrid Kaag the new Humanitarian Coordinator for Gaza.\

What could go wrong?
===
I read about this in the morning but didn't bother reporting it here because I didn't know the... rest of the story.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 27, 2023 08:06 PM (2yu8s)

Even more of the story - the UN needed a new Humanitarian Coordinator because Israel tossed the last one out of the country. This one may not last long.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 27, 2023 08:10 PM (S6gqv)

79 Even more of the story - the UN needed a new Humanitarian Coordinator because Israel tossed the last one out of the country. This one may not last long.
Posted by: Tom Servo

I had no idea MisHum was so well-coordinated.

Posted by: mikeski at December 27, 2023 08:11 PM (DgGvY)

80 I guess the beads thing just won't die a well-deserved death.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 27, 2023 08:12 PM (V8he0)

81 I guess the beads thing just won't die a well-deserved death.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

Yeah, the whole thing stinks to high heaven.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 27, 2023 08:13 PM (6ZZeJ)

82 The WV Mountaineers are whoopin' the UNC Tar Heels. My Hokies won a bowl game today. That was nice. They had a rough season. Beat Tulane.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 27, 2023 08:14 PM (c3B7E)

83
It will be on her to ensure that aid trucks to Gaza don’t carry non-humanitarian goods.

__________

"Excuse me! Hi! Are you carrying any non-humanitarian goods? Just the bullets and rocket launchers? Fine, have a nice day."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 27, 2023 08:18 PM (MoZTd)

84 Yeah, this 5,000 feet of 4 inch pipe is humanitarian aid.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2023 08:20 PM (PKEqY)

85 He reminds me of my last one. Even looks somewhat like him.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 27, 2023 08:02 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

He does. I remember a picture of him you shared.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 27, 2023 08:20 PM (NnyUq)

86 Michigan Supreme Court rejected an appeal over a lower court’s decision that parties can place whichever candidates they choose on presidential primary ballots.

That's odd.
I thought the Party in power always got to choose the opposition Party's nominees.

Maybe rules are different in Colorado.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 27, 2023 08:22 PM (cOq4q)

87 JackStraw, Kurt Campbell is all about China. Do you think Nuland got dumped before she had to answer some really tough questions about Ukraine?

Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2023 08:23 PM (PKEqY)

88 Al Jazeera English @AJEnglish Dec 23
More than 200 dead in 24 hours in Gaza as Israeli raids turn ‘more intense’

Do better Israel.
Unless you are giving them time to recuit more targets.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 27, 2023 08:26 PM (cOq4q)

89 I guess the beads thing just won't die a well-deserved death.

It'll pass.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 27, 2023 08:27 PM (sNc8Y)

90 Not sure, Ben Had. But the timing does seem a bit suspect. I saw Biden sent them another $250 million today but they seem to be falling off the front page.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 27, 2023 08:27 PM (ZLI7S)

91 The thing with Bluetooth enabled anal beads is to leave them in 24/7.

Oh! Oh! Oh!....More! Oh! Oh! Oh!....More!!!!

Posted by: Pete BootEdgeEdge, Sodomite And Lover Of Caak at December 27, 2023 08:28 PM (R/m4+)

92 I guess the beads thing just won't die a well-deserved death.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

The Horde will squeeze everything they can out of that story.

Posted by: mikeski at December 27, 2023 08:29 PM (DgGvY)

93 Now we know how their keeping Bribe'em going. Anal beads.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2023 08:31 PM (PKEqY)

94 I guess the beads thing just won't die a well-deserved death.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

The Horde will squeeze everything they can out of that story.
Posted by: mikeski

We can’t help it … It’s just dangling right in front of us …

Posted by: Adriane the Looking Forward Cause Looking Backward is Too Painful Critic . . . at December 27, 2023 08:34 PM (4Winp)

95 Now we know how their keeping Bribe'em going. Anal beads.
Posted by: Ben Had

They're a Presidential tradition.

Posted by: B. Obama at December 27, 2023 08:34 PM (DgGvY)

96 amuse @amuse 2h
STRANGE BEDFELLOWS: Biden is vacationing at the St. Croix home of the founder of the company that controls news content distribution for 800 media companies including the AP, BBC, and ESPN.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 27, 2023 08:34 PM (2yu8s)

97 IDF Soldier Dies of Treatment-Resistant Fungus from Gaza, 10 More Infected

Posted by: Braenyard at December 27, 2023 08:35 PM (eGNbo)

98 Even more of the story - the UN needed a new Humanitarian Coordinator because Israel tossed the last one out of the country. This one may not last long.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 27, 2023 08:10 PM

It'd be a real shame if something happened to her in that war zone. A real shame.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 27, 2023 08:39 PM (Wnv9h)

99 “We are being attacked from seven different arenas: Gaza, Lebanon, Syria, [Judea and Samaria], Iraq, Yemen, and Iran,”
...
“We have already responded and acted in six of these areas, and I say here in the clearest way: Anyone who acts against us is a potential target, there is no immunity for anyone.”
_Defense Minister Yoav Gallant

Posted by: Braenyard at December 27, 2023 08:41 PM (eGNbo)

100 New York Post @nypost 22h
Brazilian model Caroline Werner blasts country’s legal system following arrest for being topless while walking her dogs
trib.al/Sma9Fq5
pixellated

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 27, 2023 08:41 PM (2yu8s)

101 The little okapi is so metal, he has little Punisher masks on his front knees.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 27, 2023 08:46 PM (D7oie)

102 They figured it out because he shit in the bathtub. Removing anal beads can be messy and if they're blue tooth capable they're expensive. One does not risk losing them in a toilet. One removes them in the bathtub. It facilitates cleaning the beads and the tub can be easily cleaned after removal.
Hotel cleaning lady complained about this nasty guest that shit in the tub and investigation begins!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 27, 2023 07:55 PM (2yu8s)

That would make a crazy Monk episode!

Posted by: LASue at December 27, 2023 08:47 PM (Ed8Zd)

103
KAAAAAAAAAG!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 27, 2023 08:48 PM (xG4kz)

104 New York Post @nypost 22h
Brazilian model Caroline Werner blasts country’s legal system following arrest for being topless while walking her dogs
trib.al/Sma9Fq5
pixellated
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 27, 2023 08:41 PM (2yu8s)

Ot seems she has her principles
You can't knock 'er for that.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 27, 2023 08:49 PM (x42Y3)

105 That would make a crazy Monk episode!
Posted by: LASue at December 27, 2023 08:47 PM

I'm now trying to picture this as an episode of Poirot.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 27, 2023 08:49 PM (Wnv9h)

106 Okapis were a design concept, carried out by interns.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 27, 2023 08:49 PM (vDyah)

107 Confederate monument in Jacksonville, FL removed after years of controversy.
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JACKSONVILLE, Fla. (AP) — Crews removed a Confederate monument from a Jacksonville, Florida, park Wednesday morning following years of public controversy.

Mayor Donna Deegan ordered the removal of the “Tribute to the Women of the Southern Confederacy” monument, which has been in Springfield Park since 1915. She said the decision is not an attempt to erase history but to show that people have learned from it.

“Symbols matter. They tell the world what we stand for and what we aspire to be," Deegan said in a statement. “By removing the confederate monument from Springfield Park, we signal a belief in our shared humanity. That we are all created equal. The same flesh and bones. The same blood running through our veins. The same heart and soul.”
-----
WTF??

http://tinyurl.com/yc4drrk2
This one I think.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 27, 2023 08:49 PM (2yu8s)

108 >>>They figured it out because he shit in the bathtub. Removing anal beads can be messy and if they're blue tooth capable they're expensive. One does not risk losing them in a toilet. One removes them in the bathtub. It facilitates cleaning the beads and the tub can be easily cleaned after removal.
~~~~~

Let's go back to the Lume/Mando commercials!

Posted by: IrishEi at December 27, 2023 08:50 PM (NnyUq)

109 You can't knock 'er for that.
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 27, 2023 08:49 PM

ISWYDT.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 27, 2023 08:50 PM (Wnv9h)

110 That would make a crazy Monk episode!
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ROTFLMAO!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 27, 2023 08:50 PM (2yu8s)

111 At a loss for how that golden ended up in the kennel. Only acceptable explanation is a murder suicide inclusive of immediate and extended family as well as neighbors.

Posted by: Orson at December 27, 2023 08:51 PM (dIske)

112 Confederate monument in Jacksonville, FL removed after years of controversy.
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Controversy = 5 angry leftists bitching about it in the news for years, annoying all the normal people who want the monument there.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 27, 2023 08:52 PM (Wnv9h)

113 I see the Faroe Islands have Hairy Coos. I never would have considered them as Egyptian.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 27, 2023 08:52 PM (vDyah)

114 That would make a crazy Monk episode!
Posted by: LASue

I'm now trying to picture this as an episode of Poirot.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
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Alimentary, my dear Watson.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 27, 2023 08:52 PM (2yu8s)

115 Here we go.

@JonathanTurley

The Colorado GOP has now filed with the Supreme Court on the disqualification decision. It is raising three issues: whether the president is covered under Section 3, whether it is self-executing, and whether the decision violates the right of association

Posted by: JackStraw at December 27, 2023 08:53 PM (ZLI7S)

116 VIDF Soldier Dies of Treatment-Resistant Fungus from Gaza, 10 More Infected
Posted by: Braenyard

IOW, Anthrax?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 27, 2023 08:54 PM (cOq4q)

117 @115

>>whether it is self-executing

The whole self executing construct is literally the most bizarre anti-constitutional concept, that could have only come from the decrepit mind of Lawrence Tribe.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 27, 2023 08:59 PM (XV/Pl)

118 Mayor Donna Deegan ordered the removal of the “Tribute to the Women of the Southern Confederacy” monument, which has been in Springfield Park since 1915. She said the decision is not an attempt to erase history but to show that people have learned from it.

It is to be replaced by a NY Yankee Trannie with pronounced crotch bulge.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 27, 2023 09:00 PM (cOq4q)

119 >>whether it is self-executing

It's downright Hitlerarian.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 27, 2023 09:00 PM (4I/2K)

120 >>> It is raising three issues: whether the president is covered under Section 3, whether it is self-executing, and whether the decision violates the right of association
Posted by: JackStraw

I think they missed several including whether the typesetter laying out ballots can unilaterally declare a candidate guilty of being an insurrectionist to if it supercedes the two specified requirements to be el Presidente so vigorously defended by Obamabots.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 27, 2023 09:04 PM (cOq4q)

121 Well, since y'all are like my family, figured I'd give you the good news.

I went on a date and it wasn't horrible.

I think we're going to go on another not horrible date soon.

I actually like this one.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 27, 2023 09:05 PM (5xURv)

122 >>I think they missed several including whether the typesetter laying out ballots can unilaterally declare a candidate guilty of being an insurrectionist to if it supercedes the two specified requirements to be el Presidente so vigorously defended by Obamabots.

Turley noted that in a follow up tweet but he pointed out that the issues they focused on were Constitutional issues.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 27, 2023 09:06 PM (ZLI7S)

123 New York Post @nypost 22h
Brazilian model Caroline Werner blasts country’s legal system following arrest for being topless while walking her dogs
trib.al/Sma9Fq5
pixellated
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 27, 2023 08:41 PM (2yu8s)

The police acted like a couple of, you guessed it...

Posted by: Boobs at December 27, 2023 09:09 PM (89Sog)

124 The Left embrace Presentism so much they will soon progress to Futurism where they will cancel things because someone in the future may be offended.

Posted by: Drive by at December 27, 2023 09:09 PM (MNhXM)

125 I don't know, AlaBAMA, but then I've been watching Cheers episodes all day!

Break a leg.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 27, 2023 09:10 PM (2yu8s)

126 AlaBAMA

Take her on a tour of a cathedral. Hold her hand as you walk up the aisle. No other commitment.

In like Flynn.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 27, 2023 09:10 PM (u82oZ)

127 We can't let women run around topless. The men of the world would have too many car accidents.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 27, 2023 09:11 PM (5xURv)

128 126 AlaBAMA

Take her on a tour of a cathedral. Hold her hand as you walk up the aisle. No other commitment.

In like Flynn.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 27, 2023 09:10 PM (u82oZ)

Ha! Sneaky. I like it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 27, 2023 09:11 PM (5xURv)

129 Damn, I missed the hoagy post!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 27, 2023 09:14 PM (5xURv)

130 Once again , Leftists refuse to acknowledge there are differences between men and women , both physically and mentally, until they need there to be differences.

Posted by: Drive by at December 27, 2023 09:14 PM (MNhXM)

131 Amnesty Act of 1872:

Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled (two-thirds of each house concurring therein), that all political disabilities imposed by the third section of the fourteenth article of amendments of the Constitution of the United States are hereby removed from all persons whomsoever, except Senators and Representatives of the thirty-sixth and thirty-seventh Congresses, officers in the judicial, military, and naval service of the United States, heads of departments, and foreign ministers of the United States.[6]

Posted by: Don Black at December 27, 2023 09:14 PM (geLO8)

132 If there's a Biden /Trump debate, Biden will have more anal beads up the wazoo than they have at Madam Syn's Pleasurorium.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 27, 2023 09:17 PM (FVME7)

133 This place still talking about butt balls?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 27, 2023 09:18 PM (5xURv)

134 There's a great optical illusion of that top Faroe Islands calf photo:

Instead of the multicolored nose, picture the bottom pink as the tongue and the white part as the teeth (reminds me of the Donkey character in Shrek voiced by Eddie Murphy).

Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at December 27, 2023 09:21 PM (LgsNJ)

135 A Brazilian model put her country’s legal system on blast after she was arrested earlier this year for public indecency while walking her dogs topless, according to a report.

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I didn't even know dogs were supposed to wear tops.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 27, 2023 09:21 PM (FVME7)

136 So it's true that the VA has been diverting funds to illegal immigrants.

Fucking insane.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 27, 2023 09:21 PM (5xURv)

137 If there's a Biden /Trump debate, Biden will have more anal beads up the wazoo than they have at Madam Syn's Pleasurorium.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 27, 2023 09:17 PM (FVME7)

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They'll also string them between his ears.

Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at December 27, 2023 09:22 PM (LgsNJ)

138 Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok
FLASHBACK: AOC says the border crisis is actually a climate crisis and that it’s mainly children coming in (a complete and total lie.) She then says referring to it as an invasion is “white supremacy.”
CLOSE THE BORDER!!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 27, 2023 09:24 PM (2yu8s)

139 So it's true that the VA has been diverting funds to illegal immigrants.

Fucking insane.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 27, 2023 09:21 PM (5xURv)

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Next you'll be telling me that millions of illegals instantly apply for and receive Social Security Disability payments -- when they're not stealing actual Americans' identities and their Social Security payments.

Wait, wut?

Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at December 27, 2023 09:24 PM (LgsNJ)

140
They'll also string them between his ears.
Posted by: ShainS

I had already presumed that anal beads up Biden's ass, was him simply inserting them (pre-used by Hunter's non-yellow whore) in his mouth. But stringing them between the vacuous space, left-to-right, ear-to-ear is much more accurate.

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 27, 2023 09:25 PM (Y+9DS)

141 Next you'll be telling me that millions of illegals instantly apply for and receive Social Security Disability payments -- when they're not stealing actual Americans' identities and their Social Security payments.

Wait, wut?
Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at December 27, 2023 09:24 PM (LgsNJ

Now you go to Mexico and demand free money, room and food. See what they say.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 27, 2023 09:26 PM (5xURv)

142 Visegrád 24 @visegrad24 2h
Indian Defense Minister Rajnath Singh about the Iranian drone strike on a ship carrying oil to India:

“Those who carried out the attack, we’ll find them and strict action will be taken”

“India’s growing strategic power (...) has filled some forces with jealousy & hatred”.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 27, 2023 09:27 PM (2yu8s)

143 Damn, I missed the hoagy post!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 27, 2023 09:14 PM (5xURv)

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I missed a post on Hoagy Carmichael?

/

Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at December 27, 2023 09:27 PM (LgsNJ)

144 Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!

Posted by: GWB at December 27, 2023 09:28 PM (sSx7k)

145 @141

>>Now you go to Mexico and demand free money, room and food. See what they say.

They will stab you directly in your face, is what they will do and then kick your gringo a** back across the Rio Grande where you will probably be arrested by ICE for trespassing.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 27, 2023 09:28 PM (XV/Pl)

146 Rangers 5 - Capitals 1

Sweet

Posted by: JackStraw at December 27, 2023 09:29 PM (ZLI7S)

147 I had already presumed that anal beads up Biden's ass, was him simply inserting them (pre-used by Hunter's non-yellow whore) in his mouth. But stringing them between the vacuous space, left-to-right, ear-to-ear is much more accurate.

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 27, 2023 09:25 PM (Y+9DS)

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Heh.

Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at December 27, 2023 09:29 PM (LgsNJ)

148 The okapis look like God let some angels play around with leftover parts. Then God said, "No, look, you can still be elegant and drive evolutionists crazy. Here's how you do it." And then he made a platypus.

Posted by: GWB at December 27, 2023 09:32 PM (sSx7k)

149 Caroline Werner...heh...German surname, straight out of the book Arian features. I'd love to see a detailed version of her family tree. I'm guessing her family moved a few times..(sometimes out of necessity).

Posted by: Orson at December 27, 2023 09:33 PM (dIske)

150 >>Caroline Werner...heh...German surname, straight out of the book Arian features. I'd love to see a detailed version of her family tree. I'm guessing her family moved a few times..(sometimes out of necessity).

I used to work with a woman with a German father and a Brazilian mother. Smoking hot. And she had a twin sister.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 27, 2023 09:37 PM (ZLI7S)

151 Orson

There is an unpixelated picture of her walking the dog.

OK, but she appears to be vey high maintenance.

My one question is: does she have a widowed grandmother?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 27, 2023 09:37 PM (u82oZ)

152 It is to be replaced by a NY Yankee Trannie with pronounced crotch bulge.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 27, 2023 09:00 PM (cOq4q)

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A Chicago Bear Yankee named Michael is tanned, rested, ready, and swinging!

Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at December 27, 2023 09:39 PM (LgsNJ)

153 I had to deal with a recent (illegal immigrant) MIGRANT

who was a very testy middle aged bitch who TRIED to put me ...go figure...an AMERICAN in my place...by DEMANDING I speak MEXICAN or (due to my limited MEXICAN) I promptly replied.

GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!

Welcome to AMERICA you burden on us all!

Posted by: Nightwatch at December 27, 2023 09:39 PM (TDvv2)

154 ...Notably, it is not raising the free speech issues and the factual characterization of Jan. 6th as an insurrection. Instead, it is focusing on threshold jurisdictional and constitutional issues in the ballot removal...
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Which I really don't understand.

Why avoid the free speech issue?
Why avoid not the factual determination he committed insurrection, but the determination he committed a criminals act--insurrection--without even a trial let alone conviction?

It's like they are narrowing it for the least expensive ruling that can't possibly help Trump or the J6 prisoners.

GOPe gotta GOPe and puss out at every opportunity even on easy wins.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at December 27, 2023 09:40 PM (TzW+Y)

155 I used to work with a woman with a German father and a Brazilian mother. Smoking hot. And she had a twin sister.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 27, 2023 09:37 PM (ZLI7S)
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That was just a dream, Straw. Just a dream.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 27, 2023 09:41 PM (NnyUq)

156 back across the Rio Grande where you will probably be arrested by ICE for trespassing.
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Failing to enter through a port of entry is a crime for anyone, including US citizens.
You will lose your visa for that.
They (illegals) will get a free trip to any city they choose in America, automatic enrollment in food stamps and housing assistance.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at December 27, 2023 09:43 PM (TzW+Y)

157 Duck lips, no need to look further.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 27, 2023 09:45 PM (eGNbo)

158 @154

>>It's like they are narrowing it for the least expensive ruling that can't possibly help Trump or the J6 prisoners.

Appellate courts, SCOTUS being the supreme appellate court, is not a finder of fact, they simply rule on the constitutionality of law.

So that's why the plaintiffs are not asking the court those questions.

If they did, SCOTUS would simply not hear it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 27, 2023 09:45 PM (XV/Pl)

159 148 The okapis look like God let some angels play around with leftover parts. Then God said, "No, look, you can still be elegant and drive evolutionists crazy. Here's how you do it." And then he made a platypus.
Posted by: GWB at December 27, 2023 09:32 PM (sSx7k)

I like that.

Posted by: barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at December 27, 2023 09:47 PM (hBG3V)

160 >>It's like they are narrowing it for the least expensive ruling that can't possibly help Trump or the J6 prisoner

It doesn't get nearly the attention it should but the SC has already agree to hear a case that will directly impact both Trump and the J6 defendants.

US vs Fischer. Basically the case is whether the DOJ overcharged both Trump and the J6 defendants with a law that is not applicable. If they win it will YUGE.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 27, 2023 09:50 PM (ZLI7S)

161 ⚔️ 1 - 🧸 4

***sigh***

#teamcharmin

Posted by: browndog dreaming of the playoffs at December 27, 2023 09:51 PM (TTAGa)

162 A storm of criticism and justification has erupted over the Japanese government's decision to sell Patriot surface-to-air guided missiles made in Japan to the US. ...

Under revised guidelines for the overseas transfer of military equipment approved by Japan's National Security Council on December 22, weapons made in Japan under foreign license may now be shipped to the country from which the license was received. Mitsubishi Heavy Industries makes Patriot missiles under license from Raytheon and Lockheed Martin.
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Ah, so.
What else Mitsubishi Heavy make under license?

Posted by: Braenyard at December 27, 2023 09:51 PM (eGNbo)

163 ONT has arrived

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 27, 2023 09:52 PM (RIvkX)

164 Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said he wants Western countries to “absorb” the Palestinian refugees Israel displaced during its assault on Gaza.
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Aye, send 'em to Germany.
That's as west as it gets.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 27, 2023 09:52 PM (eGNbo)

165 No doubt...the Trolls will be out in force to try and tweak this ...oh wait ...I said "TWEEK"...but is that not the DEMOCRATE BASE THESE DAYS..

Tweekers, Commies, Marxists...and Hunter Biden's Coke Whores?

These people...yes, these people. THE GHOST OF Jeffrey Edward Epstein will drive you all to leap off a very tall cliff.

My prayer...

Posted by: Nightwatch at December 27, 2023 09:53 PM (TDvv2)

166 My anti-ballistic missile system comes from far away
and when it's night over here, over there it's the breaking day

Posted by: Don Black at December 27, 2023 09:54 PM (geLO8)

167 Has anybody suggested to Canadian PM Trudeau to place anal beads in dispensaries in the men's restrooms? You can never be inclusive enough in the Great North, eh?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 27, 2023 09:58 PM (J3ryZ)

168 The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee Dec 24
Clarence The Angel Takes Gavin Newsom To Florida To Show Him What California Would Look Like If He'd Never Been Born
buff.ly/3tlVxzq

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 27, 2023 09:58 PM (2yu8s)

169 Driving to Florida yesterday I got tired of listening to music and for some reason settled on NPR, first time in years. Hard to imagine the delusional worldview they present. As bad as it used to be now it is filled with wokeness in their reporting and commentary. In more than two hours I don't think there was single segment that was not pure BS propaganda and narrative. And it occurred to me this is what many millions of the elite and wanna-bes are listening to, smugly thinking this is intelligent and informed news and analysis. They live in a different world than those they lord over.

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