20th Anniversary Repost: Dominique Strauss-Kahn

Originally published in May, 2011.

The background for this post is that French philosopher and journalist and public intellectual Bernard Henri-Levy rose to the fulsome defense of his friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn, after DSK was accused of raping a hotel maid in New York City. Despite another accuser coming forward to accuse him of attempted rape -- his own goddaughter! -- it actually turned out that Dominique Strauss-Kahn was innocent of the crime.

Although it then turned out that Dominique Strauss-Kahn was accused of being a client of an underaged-girl prostitution ring, arranging dozens of "orgies" for his high-ticket friends. This so-called "Carlton Affair" (named for the hotel in Lille, France where the "orgies" took place) is still an ongoing investigation, the last time I read about it.

However, at the time this post was written, it appeared to most, incorrectly, that Dominique Strauss-Kahn was indeed guilty of raping the maid in New York City. It certainly appeared that way to New York City prosecutors, who indicted him.

Bernard Henri-Levy's passionate defense of him turned out to be correct.

But at the time, his defense seemed very strange. Henri-Levy spoke about DSK as a man who lived life to the fullest, and who cut a sharp figure, and suchlike, as if these observations were proofs of his innocence (or worse, excuses for his rape). For example, he wrote a column called "The Dominique Strauss-Kahn I Know:"

: "And what I know even more is that the Strauss-Kahn I know, who has been my friend for 20 years and who will remain my friend, bears no resemblance to this monster, this caveman, this insatiable and malevolent beast now being described nearly everywhere. Charming, seductive, yes, certainly; a friend to women and, first of all, to his own woman, naturally, but this brutal and violent individual, this wild animal, this primate, obviously no, it's absurd."

I guess this post kind of illustrates the dangers of rushing to judgment. Whatever else DSK has done, or not done, it is now accepted as fact that raping a chambermaid was not among his sins. And however ridiculous and emotion Henri-Levy's defense of his friend seemed at the time, he was 100% right.

So this post was completely unfair.

Still, it was, I think, pretty funny. So pretend it's late winter 2011 and we're all still thinking that DSK is guilty and Bernard Henri-Levy is some kind of weird groupie justifying his hero's behavior.

BTW: Please don't comment on old posts, if you go looking back for other pieces. The system reads comments on long-dead posts as "Spam," and bans people for doing it. That's why I'm republishing these in a new, clean post.

Bernard Henri-Levy's "guest post" below.

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Bernard Henri-Levy
Philosopher, Frog

My Good Friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn Has Forcibly Sodomized Me On Any Number Of Occasions And I Never Got All Crankypants About It

I speak in defense of my good friend and esteemed sodomaniac Dominque Strauss-Kahn.

The charge levied is preposterous: That talented overseer of the world financial system Dominque Strauss-Kahn raped a immigrant woman in a hotel room.

The defense is simple: Dominique Strauss-Kahn rapes everybody. Literally, everybody. Two days ago I was pleasantly surprised to receive a phone call from my most excellent companion.

"Hollah! What up, playah?," I greeted.

"Rape," was the singular reply, playful and piquant.

"Fo' shizzle?" I asked, wide-eyed and incredulous.

I knew Dommy to be a saucy fellow, full of jest and jape, so I could never be quite certain: Was he, in fact, fo' shizzle?

"For shizzle," Dogg SK confirmed. In background, I now heard the unmistakable creaking of a ligature being tightened around the wrists of terrified co-ed.

But this demonstrates the man's commitment to egalitarianism, as well as his irrepressible life-force, and by "life-force," I mean "ether bottle."

We live in a gray age, of weak shadows and indistinct reflections, of washed-out colors and blurry lines. Striding boldly across this dreary landscape of diminished ambitions and counterfeited intent is the vital power of Dominique Strauss-Kahn, a man who lives life to the fullest, a true bon vivant ne plus ultra, and when I say bon vivant ne plus ultra, I mean he rapes strangers.

And colleagues. And loyal friends. Essentially he's just a one-man rape machine, an indefatigable Terminator, except instead of being a futuristic war machine built upon a polyalloy battle-chasis, he rapes people.

In an age when so many are ennervated by the leveling effect of a drably corporate world culture, homogenized, bland, and empty, Dominique Strauss-Kahn embraces the world in a great bearish hug of vim, and bonhommie, and a contact erection, which is usually fair warning that the raping is about to commence.

My very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn will not take "No" for an answer from our colorless prison of a world.

He will also not take "You're hurting me," for an answer, nor "Stop or I will call the police," nor even "Rape! Violeur!"

Actually, I must confess, it is a little off-putting when he gets like that. He gets a glazed, empty look in his eyes, glossy and vacant, like the eyes of a demonic fortune-telling automaton in some forsaken carnival of sexual evil, filling you with a sense of dread, and also, filling you with his penis, because, just like that, with a click and whir, you're getting raped.

Shortly after my fourth rape at the hands of
Dominique Strauss-Kahn. I got over it. It's no big deal.
Why is everybody being such babies?

What can be said of a man who refuses to accept anything less than life's full measure of passion, of a man who lives boldly and outrageously, of a man who has diligently built up a tolerance to pepper-spray and chemical mace, as well as to blows to his genitals, so that he simply cannot be deterred from rape?

Well, you can call him a rapist, I suppose. If your mind is possessed of a crudité.

Or you can call him what I call him: My beloved friend. My lively comrade. My trusted confidante.

And also: My frequent rapist.

I first met this affable cyclone of aggravated sexual assault at a book party hosted by the always ebullient Mme. Simplesse-Callie, in her delightful Alice In Wonderland themed topiary garden. He was resplendent in a closely-tailored suit by Vivienne Westwood, which was all the rage that wine-soaked summer, and carrying an elegant rape-kit, especially designed for him by Louis Vitton, which, as I would find out later, was not merely an affectation, because he had handcuffs and a cattle prod in there, in the handcuff compartment and cattle-prod convenience pouch.

From almost the moment I saw him, I was arrested by his eyes, his manner, his undeniable intellect; I was also arrested by his brutish arms and iron grip, because within moments, I was up against the March Hare, being raped.

So, he raped me. Film at eleven! LOL. No big deal.

It happens. Let us have some perspective here. I have been raped numerous times in my life. Granted, these rapes were all at the hands of Dominique Strauss-Kahn, but I'm sure if he didn't rape me someone else would have, because, frankly, I'm asking for it.

I mean, look at me.

Directly after my seventh rape by Dominique Strauss-Kahn.
As you can see, it's just a "Here we go again" thing at this point.

Shit, I'd rape me if I saw myself trying to pull that unbuttoned shirt look off. And not even because I look hot. Just because it looks like I need an attitude adjustment, post-haste and on the snap.

As a philosopher, I live life by several dicta. Carpe diem is not just some cheap doggerel to be found on a poster in the room of a college freshman, who, according to the statistics, is probably being raped by my good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn.

No, it is moral imperative, a Commandment superior to any of the expressions of petit bourgeios restraints as concocted by superstitious Jews 3000 years ago. It is not a slogan; it is a manifesto.

And a legal defense to rape.

And it stands, singularly, as the summa of human philosophy, along with its perfect corollary, the irrefutable axiom that keeps our society tolerable:

Snitches get stitches.

Snitches get stitches. We all know this, implicitly, as we have always known it, since it was first elucidated by Immanuel Kant in 1802, and first foreshadowed by Jean-Jacques Rousseau thirty years prior.

So who is the "victim" here?

The actual victim, you reply?

Well, uh, okay, that's a pretty good answer and I see where you're going with that, but let us also keep in mind that sometimes things get weird, and shit happens, and.... Who ya gonna call?

That's a Ghostbusters reference. I was told that would fly with an American audience.

"He slimed me"? No? Nothing?

"Don't cross the streams?" Is that something? I was told that was something.

Okay, look, fine. "Be that way," I believe the expression goes.

There's no arguing with you. Be a little bitch if you want.

It's no big deal. Seriously. After eight or nine times you barely even notice anymore.

By the way, is Ghostbusters any good? It is? All right, I'll Netflix it. Now that Dominique's under house arrest I have a bit of extra time.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:30 PM

Comments

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1 Called 'em over from the last thread.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 02, 2024 06:30 PM (qPw5n)

2 @amuse @amuse
SHOCK: Disgraced Harvard President Gay released her resignation letter this morning. I ran the letter through Grammarly's plagiarism checker and to my surprise it found evidence of plagiarism. Full text of her letter is the next post in this thread. [...]

@amuse @amuse 2h
Community Notes Preempt: I am not claiming anything other than the fact Grammarly detected plagiarism. I am not claiming the disgraced plagiarist actually plagiarized her resignation letter. I have provide the text and the links in the thread so you can recreate the result.

http://tinyurl.com/3armmj75

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 02, 2024 06:31 PM (2yu8s)

3 KAAAHN!

Posted by: Kirk at January 02, 2024 06:31 PM (/6GbT)

4 it is now accepted as fact that raping a chambermaid was not among his sins.
.......

He did, however, rape the chamber pot.

Posted by: wth at January 02, 2024 06:31 PM (v0R5T)

5 Replay!

Thanks Ace. I was afraid that these 'greatest hits' were done with with the holidays ending.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 02, 2024 06:31 PM (xcxpd)

6 Well, they're French, so ...

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 02, 2024 06:32 PM (z9oJe)

7 Bernard Henri-Levy
Philosopher, Frog

Funny.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 02, 2024 06:32 PM (R4t5M)

8 but I'm sure if he didn't rape me someone else would have, because, frankly, I'm asking for it.
......

Really? What are you wearing?

Posted by: wth at January 02, 2024 06:33 PM (v0R5T)

9 The unfortunate truth is, women make up rape and abuse claims all the time, usually to get money.

I have a friend that's a family law attorney, super liberal, and even she concedes women make up shit all the time to try and get leverage. And there's almost never any downside for them when they do this.

Posted by: Blago at January 02, 2024 06:33 PM (iLobW)

10 Philosophical frog

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 02, 2024 06:34 PM (63Dwl)

11
From the gayest thing published today ...

Amidst all of this, it has been distressing to have doubt cast on my commitments to confronting hate and to upholding scholarly rigor—two bedrock values that are fundamental to who I am—

"... scholarly rigor ..."

You keep using that phrase. I do not think that it means what you think it means.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 02, 2024 06:34 PM (xG4kz)

12 I like rape, sodomy, accepting bribes, kickbacks, hush money and rape.

Posted by: Joe Biden, Redskins Fan at January 02, 2024 06:35 PM (R/m4+)

13 If I was Gay I would trolled and copied Richard Nixon’s resignation speech.

Posted by: Titanium White at January 02, 2024 06:36 PM (MNhXM)

14 Philosophical frog

*ribbet* (that's pronounced reh-bow, you uncultured American!)

Posted by: Oddbob at January 02, 2024 06:36 PM (sNc8Y)

15 He was resplendent in a closely-tailored suit by Vivienne Westwood, which was all the rage that wine-soaked summer, and carrying an elegant rape-kit, especially designed for him by Louis Vitton, which, as I would find out later, was not merely an affectation, because he had handcuffs and a cattle prod in there, in the handcuff compartment and cattle-prod convenience pouch.

"Fanny Pack"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 02, 2024 06:37 PM (xcxpd)

16 So was he one of the first #metoo victims?

Posted by: Titanium White at January 02, 2024 06:37 PM (MNhXM)

17 The House had another GOPe turd resign today.

Feckless asswipes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 02, 2024 06:38 PM (R4t5M)

18 16 So was he one of the first #metoo victims?
Posted by: Titanium White at January 02, 2024 06:37 PM (MNhXM)

He just hates these 'Blurred Lines'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 02, 2024 06:38 PM (xcxpd)

19 have a friend that's a family law attorney, super liberal, and even she concedes women make up shit all the time to try and get leverage. And there's almost never any downside for them when they do this.
Posted by: Blago at January 02, 2024 06:33 PM (iLobW)

I investigateed a number of workplace sexual harassment claims and not one appeared to be legit. Anecdotal of course.

Posted by: Titanium White at January 02, 2024 06:39 PM (MNhXM)

20 "Hollah! What up, playah?," I greeted.

"Rape," was the singular reply, playful and piquant.

"Fo' shizzle?" I asked, wide-eyed and incredulous

--

I mean, fuck that Steinbeck dude. This is poetry!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 02, 2024 06:40 PM (GB0ku)

21 You know.

If I'd been raped by someone, I'd certainly make sure I was never in a room alone with them ever again.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 02, 2024 06:40 PM (KDbie)

22 21 You know.

If I'd been raped by someone, I'd certainly make sure I was never in a room alone with them ever again.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 02, 2024 06:40 PM (KDbie)

Hmmm. Opposite for me.

*Caresses .45.*

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 02, 2024 06:42 PM (GB0ku)

23
Does anybody here recall Stuck on Stupid and his girlfriend, Hummingbird? That was the guy who, over the course of several days posting, described how he punked lib-leaning cow-orkers into outing themselves as bigots and wreckers and so brought some type of wrath from above (HR) onto their heads.

At some point not to long afterward, was not the whole story outed as a prolonged con job?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 02, 2024 06:42 PM (xG4kz)

24 I'd certainly make sure I was never in a room alone with them ever again.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 02, 2024 06:40 PM (KDbie)

Perhaps you are being too hasty...

Posted by: 9mm compact with HPs at January 02, 2024 06:43 PM (gSZYf)

25 Two things:

1) What the fuck. The days of 'fo shizzle?' and 'Whazzzzzzzzuuuuuuup'? Maybe we deserve everything happening now.

2) I remember this. Wasn't the guy a piece of shit in any event?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 06:43 PM (di6C2)

26 You know.

If I'd been raped by someone, I'd certainly make sure I was never in a room alone with them ever again.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 02, 2024 06:40 PM (KDbie)

But I liked him when he wasn’t raping me .

Posted by: Anita Hill at January 02, 2024 06:44 PM (MNhXM)

27 "Shit, I'd rape me if I saw myself trying to pull that unbuttoned shirt look off. And not even because I look hot. Just because it looks like I need an attitude adjustment, post-haste and on the snap."

I can't stop laughing.

Thanks for digging this one back up, Ace.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 02, 2024 06:44 PM (OX9vb)

28
"Fanny Pack"
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Cable : I'm retrieving something from my utility bag.
Weasel : It's a goddamn fanny pack and you know it, you sick son of a bitch! The difference is night and day.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 02, 2024 06:45 PM (3CCua)

29 Ace, no joking.

You should seriously write a book before you get too old and forget all this good stuff.

Ghost write it if you want to stay anon.

Punish it yourself. You know we'd all buy a copy.

It'd be like a meaner Dave Berry. One that would cut you while asking if these crocs make your chaps look gay.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 02, 2024 06:45 PM (GB0ku)

30 I'd like a buddy cop movie with Ace's Dominique Strauss-Kahn, the Dennis Miller sodomy bear, and Rich "Psycho" Giamboni.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 02, 2024 06:46 PM (Y6IkP)

31 *publish.

Fuck you, autocorpuscle .

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 02, 2024 06:46 PM (GB0ku)

32 We've had several con jobs on the blog. Usually a new commenter comes on in a whirlwind. Incessantly comments. Like reading a creative writing prompt. Then they disappear into the ether after a few months.

Posted by: nckate at January 02, 2024 06:47 PM (EPm6B)

33 32 We've had several con jobs on the blog. Usually a new commenter comes on in a whirlwind. Incessantly comments. Like reading a creative writing prompt. Then they disappear into the ether after a few months.
Posted by: nckate at January 02, 2024 06:47 PM (EPm6B)

I still miss Uncle Palp

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 02, 2024 06:47 PM (xcxpd)

34
Punish it yourself. You know we'd all buy a copy.

What happens among the Ewok's shelves, stays among the Ewok's shelves.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 02, 2024 06:47 PM (xG4kz)

35 I keep hearing he was "innocent" of the rape of the foreigner chambermaid.

Meh. Maybe he was, maybe he wasn't. I wouldn't trust the powers that be to get it right though. They still tell us the 2020 election wasn't stolen. Among other things.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 02, 2024 06:48 PM (QBaJw)

36 32 We've had several con jobs on the blog. Usually a new commenter comes on in a whirlwind. Incessantly comments. Like reading a creative writing prompt. Then they disappear into the ether after a few months.
Posted by: nckate at January 02, 2024 06:47 PM (EPm6B)

12 years of commenting and still going strong.

Soon you will all be right where I want you.

Just not yet.

Oh no.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 06:48 PM (di6C2)

37 Punish it yourself. You know we'd all buy a copy.

What happens among the Ewok's shelves, stays among the Ewok's shelves.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

Is there a channel on pr0nhub for this? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 02, 2024 06:48 PM (3CCua)

38 34
Punish it yourself. You know we'd all buy a copy.

What happens among the Ewok's shelves, stays among the Ewok's shelves.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 02, 2024 06:47 PM (xG4kz)

Those shelves have seen shit man.

Ever seen a rabid honeybadger jerk off?

They have.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 06:49 PM (di6C2)

39 Posted by: nckate at January 02, 2024 06:47 PM (EPm6B)

They're just trolls. Some are more skilled than others at getting commenters to engage.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 02, 2024 06:49 PM (gSZYf)

40 We've had several con jobs on the blog. Usually a new commenter comes on in a whirlwind. Incessantly comments. Like reading a creative writing prompt. Then they disappear into the ether after a few months.
Posted by: n

Annnnnnnnd

Good riddance.

What's his name, the stuck n stupid guy was an idiot, that chubby chick pinkys fat leather cheerio was an idiot too

Posted by: N at January 02, 2024 06:49 PM (RjBju)

41 Ace's chapter on masterbating to female woodworkers from Idaho would be hilarious.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 02, 2024 06:49 PM (GB0ku)

42 Damn, that was 13 years ago? What have I done with my life. What will I say to St Peter, I spend my life commenting on a blog full of morons? It will be straight to hell after that.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2024 06:50 PM (ZLI7S)

43 I still miss Uncle Palp
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 02, 2024 06:47 PM (xcxpd)

Palp lasted a good couple years.

TickledPink would probably be the apex personification of what she is talking about.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 06:50 PM (di6C2)

44 2 Damn, that was 13 years ago? What have I done with my life. What will I say to St Peter, I spend my life commenting on a blog full of morons? It will be straight to hell after that.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2024 06:50 PM (ZLI7S

Tell him the Kaboom story and he'll probably let you in.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 02, 2024 06:51 PM (GB0ku)

45 They're just trolls. Some are more skilled than others at getting commenters to engage.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

The Three Billy Goat's Gruff has entered the chat.

And they are nasty iceback Norse too.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 02, 2024 06:51 PM (3CCua)

46 Fwiw, why would somebody rape the chick that empties chamberpots?

Do the maid with the featherduster

Posted by: N at January 02, 2024 06:51 PM (RjBju)

47 Damn, that was 13 years ago? What have I done with my life. What will I say to St Peter, I spend my life commenting on a blog full of morons? It will be straight to hell after that.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2024 06:50 PM (ZLI7S)
---
Eh, purgatory at best. It's not like you are spending all day posting at DU....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 02, 2024 06:51 PM (BpYfr)

48 What's his name, the stuck n stupid guy was an idiot, that chubby chick pinkys fat leather cheerio was an idiot too
Posted by: N at January 02, 2024 06:49 PM (RjBju)

BananaSplitsGuy?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 06:51 PM (di6C2)

49 What's his name, the stuck n stupid guy was an idiot, that chubby chick pinkys fat leather cheerio was an idiot too

Posted by: N at January 02,
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She could steal an ONT better than any other troll.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 02, 2024 06:52 PM (GBiIr)

50 46 Fwiw, why would somebody rape the chick that empties chamberpots?

Do the maid with the featherduster

Posted by: N at January 02, 2024 06:51 PM (RjBju)

Yvette. Clue.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 06:52 PM (di6C2)

51 Tickle Pink was the most successful con job. He was on fire.

Posted by: Anita Hill at January 02, 2024 06:52 PM (MNhXM)

52 What will I say to St Peter, I spend my life commenting on a blog full of morons?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2024 06:50 PM (ZLI7S)

He may read the comments for good material at the Pearly Gates.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 02, 2024 06:52 PM (gSZYf)

53 From PM: "WATCH: Jeffrey Epstein's brother demands NYC prison health records on day of Epstein's death — told by staff they don't exist"

---

Cuz he ain't dead.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 02, 2024 06:52 PM (QBaJw)

54 She could steal an ONT better than any other troll.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 02, 2024 06:52 PM (GBiIr)

'Efficient.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 06:53 PM (di6C2)

55 This.

This is why I can't quit this venue.

Come for the relevant news updates.

Stay for the rapiness.

Happy New Year.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger at January 02, 2024 06:53 PM (T/Lqj)

56 Yvette. Clue.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 06:52 PM (di6C2)

I would love to know every inch of her body....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 02, 2024 06:53 PM (xcxpd)

57 She could steal an ONT better than any other troll.
Posted by: B

It was the simps that white knighted for her that was the most annoying

Posted by: N at January 02, 2024 06:53 PM (RjBju)

58 51 Tickle Pink was the most successful con job. He was on fire.
Posted by: Anita Hill at January 02, 2024 06:52 PM (MNhXM)

'If'. I am still not convinced. I have known women like that. Just not that... much.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 06:54 PM (di6C2)

59 51 _ _ was the most successful con job. He was on fire.

Posted by: Anita Hill
-----------------------

Don't say that name, it might come back.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 02, 2024 06:54 PM (GBiIr)

60 I'm too sexy for my shirt.

Posted by: Bernard Henri-Levy at January 02, 2024 06:54 PM (4I/2K)

61 "He gets a glazed, empty look in his eyes, glossy and vacant, like the eyes of a demonic fortune-telling automaton in some forsaken carnival of sexual evil, filling you with a sense of dread, and also, filling you with his penis, because, just like that, with a click and whir, you're getting raped."

Bravo Ace.

Posted by: Headlines we'd like to see at January 02, 2024 06:54 PM (vFG9F)

62 Off lying bitch sock

Posted by: Titanium White at January 02, 2024 06:54 PM (MNhXM)

63 I would love to know every inch of her body....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 02, 2024 06:53 PM (xcxpd)

Madelyn Khan looked pretty good as the black widow.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 06:54 PM (di6C2)

64 That's the problem with anonymous sites like this. Plenty of chuckleheads with little better to do.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 02, 2024 06:54 PM (GB0ku)

65 We've had several con jobs on the blog. Usually a new commenter comes on in a whirlwind. Incessantly comments. Like reading a creative writing prompt. Then they disappear into the ether after a few months.
Posted by: nckate at January 02, 2024 06:47 PM (EPm6B)

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: the ghost of Stuck on Stupid at January 02, 2024 06:55 PM (89Sog)

66 I gotta go home and take a nap before I go to bed.

Posted by: wth at January 02, 2024 06:56 PM (v0R5T)

67 63 I would love to know every inch of her body....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 02, 2024 06:53 PM (xcxpd)

Madelyn Khan looked pretty good as the black widow.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 06:54 PM (di6C2)

Yes. Not Colleen Camp hot or even Lesley Ann Warren hot but...kind of adorable.

And hilarious.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 02, 2024 06:56 PM (xcxpd)

68 The one I hated the most was the regular always crying the blues and asking for money. Forgot it’s name.

Posted by: Titanium White at January 02, 2024 06:57 PM (MNhXM)

69 Tickle Pink was the most successful con job. He was on fire.
Posted by: Anita Hill at January 02, 2024 06:52 PM (MNhXM)

'If'. I am still not convinced. I have known women like that. Just not that... much.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 06:54 PM (di6C2)

TP is the one who would talk about her boyfriend(s)? Get everyone to comment on the turmoil she was having?

Or something like that. I may have bit once or twice, don't think I recall having a strong feeling one way or another, whether (s)he was fake or not.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 02, 2024 06:57 PM (QBaJw)

70 Plenty of chuckleheads with little better to do.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 02, 2024 06:54 PM (GB0ku)

But enough about the cobloggers!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 02, 2024 06:57 PM (gSZYf)

71 Who was the sexiest funny woman?

For me, Bernadette Peters.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 02, 2024 06:57 PM (GB0ku)

72 Yes. Not Colleen Camp hot or even Lesley Ann Warren hot but...kind of adorable.

And hilarious.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 02, 2024 06:56 PM (xcxpd

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You just described Teri Garr too. She definitely had something

Posted by: 496 at January 02, 2024 06:57 PM (1AQfU)

73 Yes. Not Colleen Camp hot or even Lesley Ann Warren hot but...kind of adorable.

And hilarious.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 02, 2024 06:56 PM (xcxpd)

'Flames. Shooting from the side of my face...'
-Mrs. White

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 06:57 PM (di6C2)

74 calm. mentor.

Posted by: nckate at January 02, 2024 06:57 PM (EPm6B)

75 That's the problem with anonymous sites like this. Plenty of chuckleheads with little better to do.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 02, 2024 06:54 PM (GB0ku)

I'm right here, you know.

Actually, just got home after two day's driving. My body doesn't feel like it's stopped yet.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 02, 2024 06:58 PM (QBaJw)

76 70 Plenty of chuckleheads with little better to do.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 02, 2024 06:54 PM (GB0ku)

But enough about the cobloggers!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 02, 2024 06:57 PM (gSZYf)

I thought y'all did it for the dental plan?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 02, 2024 06:58 PM (GB0ku)

77 Who was the sexiest funny woman?

For me, Bernadette Peters.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 02, 2024 06:57 PM (GB0ku)

Not the beehive Peters in the Longest Yard but the The Jerk Peters was sexy,

Posted by: Titanium White at January 02, 2024 06:59 PM (MNhXM)

78 Not the beehive Peters in the Longest Yard but the The Jerk Peters was sexy,
Posted by: Titanium White at January 02, 2024 06:59 PM (MNhXM)

Yes. Yiiiiiisssss

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 02, 2024 07:00 PM (GB0ku)

79 calm. mentor.
Posted by: nckate at January 02, 2024 06:57 PM (EPm6B)

That was a scam right?

Posted by: Titanium White at January 02, 2024 07:00 PM (MNhXM)

80 Whoa

Posted by: Eromero at January 02, 2024 07:00 PM (Nq2KV)

81 That was a scam right?

Posted by: Titanium White at January 02, 2024 07:00 PM (MNhXM)

Almost certainly.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 02, 2024 07:01 PM (gSZYf)

82 Philosophical frog
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 02, 2024 06:34 PM (63Dwl)

Brek-kek-kek. Koax-koax

Posted by: Kindltot at January 02, 2024 07:01 PM (D7oie)

83 there was a story that the DSK rape was a set-up to force him off the IMF presidency.

Posted by: azoo at January 02, 2024 07:02 PM (P11lf)

84 A big win in voting rights in Georgia. A good way to start the year.

>>True the Vote Defeats Fair Fight, Stacey Abrams, Marc Elias, and the Biden Department of Justice in Landmark Election Case in Georgia Federal Court

http://tinyurl.com/ymb2z8je

Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2024 07:05 PM (ZLI7S)

85 there was a story that the DSK rape was a set-up to force him off the IMF presidency.
Posted by: azoo at January 02, 2024 07:02 PM (P11lf)

All he had to do was wait a few seconds, then the evidence would have destroyed itself.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 02, 2024 07:06 PM (Angsy)

86 Awesome.

To me, this is/was Peak Ace.

Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2024 07:07 PM (BvmRf)

87 >>True the Vote Defeats Fair Fight, Stacey Abrams, Marc Elias, and the Biden Department of Justice in Landmark Election Case in Georgia Federal Court

http://tinyurl.com/ymb2z8je
Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2024 07:05 PM (ZLI7S)

True the Vote? I always assumed that was leftist. It sounds like leftspeak.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 02, 2024 07:07 PM (di6C2)

88 I saw Jest & Jape AND Contact Erection open for Andrew Dice Clay at Madison Square Garden in '91.

Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at January 02, 2024 07:08 PM (QbCrG)

89 84 A big win in voting rights in Georgia. A good way to start the year.

>>True the Vote Defeats Fair Fight, Stacey Abrams, Marc Elias, and the Biden Department of Justice in Landmark Election Case in Georgia Federal Court

http://tinyurl.com/ymb2z8je
Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2024 07:05 PM (ZLI7S)

It's a start. Like a bucket full of water towards emptying a pool but it's a start.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 02, 2024 07:08 PM (GB0ku)

90 >>True the Vote? I always assumed that was leftist. It sounds like leftspeak.

Just the opposite. They are the group that did the work that 2000 Mules was based.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2024 07:09 PM (ZLI7S)

91 I would rather a psych0path show all of his eyeball, instead of for example, showing you all of someone else's eyeball

I mean, tastes vary, but I feel my prejudices have valid basis

Posted by: Kindltot at January 02, 2024 07:09 PM (D7oie)

92 To me, this is/was Peak Ace.
Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2024

When do ewoks hit peak performance?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 02, 2024 07:09 PM (AN/rm)

93 92 To me, this is/was Peak Ace.
Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2024

When do ewoks hit peak performance?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 02, 2024 07:09 PM (AN/rm

I've heard they are like rabbits, so pretty quick, I'd imagine.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 02, 2024 07:10 PM (GB0ku)

94 I saw Jest & Jape AND Contact Erection open for Andrew Dice Clay at Madison Square Garden in '91.
Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at January 02, 2024 07:08 PM (QbCrG)

was that the Frottage tour?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 02, 2024 07:10 PM (D7oie)

95 She could steal an ONT better than any other troll.

Where's
The
Rum?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 02, 2024 07:12 PM (FCs/J)

96 Over/under on how many just thought to themselves...
2000 Mules?

Posted by: Teej at January 02, 2024 07:12 PM (3K/9t)

97 True The Vote "won" the right to contest and election. There never even should have been any question, but the Left's Soros backed lawfare made it an issue.

Posted by: fd at January 02, 2024 07:12 PM (vFG9F)

98 Contest "an" election

Posted by: fd at January 02, 2024 07:13 PM (vFG9F)

99 I thought Tickled Pink was hilarious.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 02, 2024 07:15 PM (2e+pG)

100 96 Over/under on how many just thought to themselves...
2000 Mules?
Posted by: Teej at January 02, 2024 07:12 PM (3K/9t)

Heh. A movie about the ballot fraud, I think. I haven't seen it, but I understand it's illuminating.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 02, 2024 07:15 PM (OX9vb)

101 Public intellectuals are as common as lice on a Palestinian.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 02, 2024 07:15 PM (AN/rm)

102 True the Vote Defeats Fair Fight, Stacey Abrams, Marc Elias, and the Biden Department of Justice in Landmark Election Case in Georgia Federal Court

http://tinyurl.com/ymb2z8je

Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2024 07:05 PM (ZLI7S)

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[From the link:] "A federal court in the Northern District of Georgia today affirmed that citizens have the right to lawfully petition their government in support of election integrity without fear of persecution or prosecution."

"As We Ruled in 2020, U.S. Citizens & States have no standing. Next!" -- SCOTUS 2024

Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at January 02, 2024 07:16 PM (QbCrG)

103
2000 Mules for Sister Sarah

"Maybe them's mules ... and maybe them's ain't."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 02, 2024 07:17 PM (xG4kz)

104 12 I like rape, sodomy, accepting bribes, kickbacks, hush money and rape.
Posted by: Joe Biden, Redskins Fan at January 02, 2024 06:35 PM (R/m4+)

Obligatory: You said rape twice.

Posted by: NotEnoughLampposts at January 02, 2024 07:17 PM (BOECD)

105
I first met this affable cyclone of aggravated sexual assault at a book party ...
===
No doubt this sounds better in French...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 02, 2024 07:19 PM (RIvkX)

106 Reality comes at you fast, a lot like a German and your glutes.

Posted by: sven at January 02, 2024 07:19 PM (X0I7i)

107 2000 Mules is not just a movie now ... it's how many illegals are crossing the border every four hours now!

Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at January 02, 2024 07:21 PM (QbCrG)

108 We all had him confused with that guy on the Flipper TV show. You know… the dolphin.

Posted by: El Kabong at January 02, 2024 07:22 PM (MOznX)

109

2000 Mule Team Boraxo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 02, 2024 07:23 PM (63Dwl)

110
Out: Cyclone DSK.
In: Cyclone FJB.

Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at January 02, 2024 07:23 PM (QbCrG)

111 I quit!!!

Only resignation letter I ever gave.
Probably plagerized.

Posted by: Reforger at January 02, 2024 07:24 PM (QcQL8)

112 2000 Mule Team Boraxo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 02, 2024 07:23 PM (63Dwl)

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2000 Mule Team Barack O.

/Mule Meat > Dog Meat

Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at January 02, 2024 07:26 PM (QbCrG)

113 Take this job and shove it.
I ain't a workin' here no more.
Sincerely,

Posted by: Claudine Gay at January 02, 2024 07:26 PM (4I/2K)

114 I've occasionally watched videos of someone who has a caracal. The way that cat hisses and snarls is terrifying.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 02, 2024 07:28 PM (AN/rm)

115 Gay's replacement probably won't be any better.

Posted by: fd at January 02, 2024 07:28 PM (vFG9F)

116 I quit!!!

Only resignation letter I ever gave.
Probably plagerized.

Posted by: Reforger at January 02, 2024 07:24 PM (QcQL

------------

If I ever have to resign from a job again, Imma gonna go with:

"lolgf."

Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at January 02, 2024 07:28 PM (QbCrG)

117 If I ever have to resign from a job again, Imma gonna go with:

"lolgf."
Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at January 02, 2024 07:28 PM (QbCrG)

How about, 'Someone, not saying who, peed in the coffee pot and it wasn't today.'

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 02, 2024 07:29 PM (GB0ku)

118 Gay's replacement probably won't be any better.

Posted by: fd at January 02, 2024 07:28 PM (vFG9F)

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Harvard is scouring the country now looking for anybody with the last name "Homo," "Fag," or "Tranny."

Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at January 02, 2024 07:29 PM (QbCrG)

119 How about, 'Someone, not saying who, peed in the coffee pot and it wasn't today.'

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 02, 2024 07:29 PM (GB0ku)

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* chuckles from both me and the wifey *

Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at January 02, 2024 07:30 PM (QbCrG)

120 Harvard is scouring the country now looking for anybody with the last name "Homo," "Fag," or "Tranny."
Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at January 02, 2024 07:29

Would Regina work?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 02, 2024 07:31 PM (AN/rm)

121 "lolgf."
Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at January 02, 2024 07:28 PM (QbCrG)

Okay. Go F yourself was used once. But it was a spoken word resignation.

Posted by: Reforger at January 02, 2024 07:32 PM (QcQL8)

122 Ok, Texas Washington up

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at January 02, 2024 07:33 PM (Eeb9P)

123 NOOD

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 02, 2024 07:34 PM (R4t5M)

124 Harvard is scouring the country now looking for anybody with the last name "Homo," "Fag," or "Tranny."
Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at January 02, 2024 07:29

Would Regina work?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 02, 2024 07:31 PM (AN/rm)

Mulva?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 02, 2024 07:34 PM (4I/2K)

125 What should I watch--Dorothy Killgallen and JFK or the secret life of Willie Nelson?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 02, 2024 07:35 PM (AN/rm)

126 Terri Garr

Posted by: mrp at January 02, 2024 07:38 PM (rj6Yv)

127 71 Who was the sexiest funny woman?

For me, Bernadette Peters.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 02, 2024 06:57 PM (GB0ku)

___________________________

You know, that's a tougher question than I thought it would be. First off...I can't think of ANY female stand-up comedians that don't have something keeping them in the solid 5 to 6 area, and no higher. Then, there are the comedy actresses (which, for the most part are not comedians since the woman usually plays it straight but for the overweight, friend of the lead male character.) Bernadette Peters is a good one...one of the few that is attractive and genuinely funny. I'll go with Anna Faris. Not exactly a 10....but respectable...and pretty funny in the Scream parodies.

Posted by: Orson at January 02, 2024 07:44 PM (dIske)

128 "True the Vote (TTV) declares a decisive triumph in their legal battle against Stacy Abrams' Fair Fight, legal teams led by Marc Elias, and the Biden Department of Justice. A federal court in the Northern District of Georgia today affirmed that citizens have the right to lawfully petition their government in support of election integrity without fear of persecution or prosecution.

In a resounding vindication, TTV successfully defended its actions of December 2020, aiding Georgia citizens in filing elector challenges based on data showing over 364,000 voters appeared to be ineligible to vote due to change in residency."

Katherine Engelbrecht keeps sending me updates, I should probably send more cash. Love to see people that fight, they need support.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 02, 2024 08:14 PM (Cus5s)

129 Bonnie Hunt

Posted by: free tibet at January 02, 2024 08:30 PM (iNp3L)

130 "underaged prostitution ring"

IOW trafficked children

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