Quick Hits

The Bee:

According to leftwing agitprop operation Vox, calling attention to rampant anti-semitism on the left is "weaponizing anti-semitism."

NBC "News" finally noticed that Hunter Biden's "business" partner emailed Vice President Joe Biden 54 times during his term in office. That's a lot of involvement in a "business" for someone with no involvement in that business.

We haven't seen the emails yet, but the timing is suspicious: Biden really increased his email traffic with Hunter's "business" partner just before, and just after, Biden's trips to... Ukraine.

All told, then-Vice President Biden emailed Schwerin 35 times before and after his 2014 trips to Ukraine. Five emails were exchanged just prior to a trip by Vice President Biden to Ukraine on June 7, 2014, and 27 emails were sent from the end of June to a second trip to Ukraine by Biden on Nov. 21, 2014.

The bulk of the communication occurred in the lead-up to and following an agreement for Hunter Biden to serve on the board of the Ukrainian natural gas company Burisma.

But I'm sure it was all just talk about the weather.

And trains, probably.

And graft.

A federal district judge has invalidated most of the state's new "gun free zones." Obviously, California attempted to make virtually the entire state a "gun free zone."

A judge said, Nah brah, your brain is emotional and gay right now, you need to sit down and get your head straight before you make any more decisions.

In a 43-page opinion handed down late Wednesday, Carney described SB 2 as "repugnant to the Second Amendment, and openly defiant of the Supreme Court." The law "turns nearly every public place in California into a 'sensitive place,'" according to Carney, "effectively abolishing the Second Amendment rights of law-abiding and exceptionally qualified citizens to be armed and to defend themselves in public."

Carney ruled in favor of the gun owners and Second Amendment organizations who brought the May v. Bonta and Carralerro v. Bonta litigation on every one of their challenges; granting an injunction against the following "gun-free zones" established under SB 2:

Hospitals, mental health facilities, nursing homes, medical offices, urgent care facilities, and other places where medical services are customarily provided,
Public transportation
Establishments where "intoxicating liquor" is sold for consumption on the premises
Public gatherings and special events
Playgrounds and private youth centers
Parks and athletic facilities
Department of Parks and Recreation and Department of Fish and Wildlife property, except hunting areas,
Casinos and gambling establishments
Public libraries, zoos, and museums
Places of worship
Financial institutions
Privately-owned businesses open to the public
Parking areas (including those adjacent to "sensitive places" not challenged by the plaintiffs)

Damn, Milei laid it down pretty directly in his address to Argentina. Assuming the translation is accurate:

... the problem is not the chef, but the recipe. Those ideas that failed in Argentina are the same ideas that have failed throughout the planet because everywhere they've been tried, they've been an economic failure, they have been a social failure, they have been a cultural failure.

On top of that, it has cost the lives of millions of human beings, that doctrine that some could call left-wing, socialism, communism, fascism and that we like to classify as collectivism; is a form of power that dilutes the individual in favor of the power of the state, and is the basic foundation of the caste model. It is a doctrine of thought which is based on the premise that the state is more important than the individuals that make up the nation. That the individual is only recognized if he submits to the state and that, therefore, we citizens owe obsolescence to its representatives: the political caste.

Posted by: Joe Mannix

Apparently there was another case of a congressional staffer making gay sex tapes. The staffer "quietly" left his position in 2022. Apparently he worked for a Republican, Dan Newhouse.

But Semafor says the sex tapes are still floating around in the intertubes.

Apparently the identity of the man making the videos can't be confirmed, though his identity is suspected. Newhouse's office investigated and found no violation. Probably due to the difficulty of identifying exactly who is on the tape.

Mark Zuckerberg is building a super-secret Villain Lair in Hawaii.

If you want to know what's going on with Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg's massive Koolau Ranch compound on the Hawaiian island of Kauai, there's no use asking anyone involved in its construction -- they're all bound by strict nondisclosure agreements.

According to an anonymous former contract employee who was willing to risk life and limb -- not really (?!?) -- to talk to Wired, "It's fight club. We don't talk about fight club." More ominously, he added, "Anything posted from here, they get wind of it right away."

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Sources differ on the size and expense of Zuckerberg's compound. In its exposé last week, Wired claimed it spans 1,400 acres. Still, The Guardian reported two years ago that Zuckerberg had just spent $17 million adding another 110 acres to his property that already covered 1,500 acres. Even before then, "Zuckerberg angered neighbors" by building "a 6ft stone wall around his property that blocked easy access to Pila'a Beach."

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According to [a twitter source who provides drone pictures of the site], Zuck's compound "leaves a mark that's hard to reconcile with nature's blueprint. A bridge over what was once unspoiled river. Clear-cut forests paint a different picture of 'protection.'" His feed is a fascinating read, including tidbits about a smaller-scale "bunker" being built on nearby Maui by none other than Oprah Winfrey.

Environmentalism for you, indulgent opulence that would make the Bourbon kings blush for moi.

Ugh. Some women have really, really been broken by social media.

In this story, I'm not that concerned about whatever mysterious behavior that took place in a bathroom stall during a Christmas party got her fired from work. It was either sex or drugs, obviously.

That happens. (Though it happens less often at a nursery Christmas party.)

What is bizarre to me is that she rushed to social media to brag about getting fired, and to complain that the other person involved in the scandalous bathroom behavior didn't get fired, too.

Leftwing women really, really want to be INTERNET STARS! and believe anything they do, no matter how disgraceful or revolting, is fuel for their TikTok rocketship to fame.

A woman claimed she was "sacked" after attending a holiday party her job threw, revealing on TikTok the termination letter she received from her boss.

The woman, who goes by Molly, posted a sound clip from the hit movie "The Hangover" along with Flo Rida's "Right Round" as she promised she'd "behave at the staff party."

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Molly's former employer told the woman, who did not reveal her occupation, that she "risked putting the reputation of the nursery into disrepute.

"This amounts to gross misconduct. As you are still on your probationary period, I had no option but to terminate your contract of employment with immediate effect," the letter added.

...

She admitted there was allegedly somebody else involved and mentioned they "played an equal part in what happened," though that person got to keep their job.

She posts this picture of herself, which makes her look like some kind of bizarre demon Lolita.

And given the amount of careful curation these internet thots put into the photos they publish, the effect was intentional.

Why is this AWFL sharing this? Has she no actual real-life friends she can seek solace from?

These AWFLs need to get the **** off TikTok and reconnect with the real world. And maybe call up their fathers for advice on how to straighten their lives out.

Just kidding, their fathers abandoned them when they were 7. That's why they're like this.

Narcissism -- it's the cocaine of the 20's.

(Holy shit we're in "the 20's." That never occurred to me before.)

Meanwhile, Disney-owned ABC "News" is freaking out because Speaker Johnson took his daughter to a "purity ball"... in 2015.

They're really doing a deep dig on this guy to find any dirt.

Meanwhile, the "news" outfit led by Clinton spinner George Stephanopolous can't find any time to report on Joe or Hunter Biden's corruption.

Speaker Mike Johnson and daughter were profiled attending 'purity ball' in 2015 German TV news segment

The unearthed segment is the latest example of Johnson's deeply held views.

By Will Steakin
December 20, 2023, 12:59 PM

Years before Mike Johnson would ascend to No. 2 in the presidential line of succession, a German TV news outlet profiled the future speaker of the House and his then-teenage daughter.

"This looks like a wedding," a news reporter says in German in a 2015 n-tv news segment that was unearthed by ABC News. "But they are not bride and groom -- but rather father and ... daughter," the reporter adds, referring to Johnson and his then-13-year-old daughter, Hannah.

"Unearthed." This is a lie. It was handed to them by Democrat black operators.

The "unearthing" consisted of ABC "News" clicking on a file that one of their favorite Democrat dirt merchants sent them.

The German news segment documented Johnson and his family preparing for and then attending a purity ball, a controversial formal dance event, popular among some conservative Christians, that gained notoriety in the early 2000s. At a typical event, fathers and their teenage daughters dress in formal ball attire for a night that involves dinner and dancing and culminates with the daughter signing a pledge to her father to abstain from dating and to remain sexually abstinent until marriage.

These people know that family members dance non-sexually all the time, right? They know that the father traditionally dances with the bride at a wedding, right?

It is a sign of the fathomless perversions of the left that they see a daughter and a father at an event and immediately think: "Incest." Because, of course, that's what they'd be doing.

....

The news segment also features interviews with Johnson's daughter, who is now in her 20s, and shows her at the purity ball pledging to her father "to make a commitment to God, myself, my family, my friends, my future husband, and my future children ... to a lifetime of purity, including sexual purity," in between shots of Johnson nodding along in agreement.

In one brief interview clip, Johnson's wife Kelly Johnson, a Christian counselor, told the German news outlet, "We don't talk to her about contraception. Sex before marriage is simply out of the question."

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Since growing in popularity in the 1990s and early 2000s, purity balls and purity pledges have faced increased scrutiny from both inside and outside the Christian community, ranging from criticism that the practice places too much of a burden on young women to accusations that the balls themselves objectify young girls.

LOL, the left that wants to have "rap seshes" about sex with 7-year-olds is objecting to "objectifying girls."

Johnson's participation in the 2015 news segment is the latest example of the previously little-known legislator's staunchly conservative views, which have informed his political career and rise in Congress.

A Disney-owned subsidiary is objecting to young girls being brought up to be pure and innocent.

Times have changed, eh?

So you have a choice: Either you can try to teach your little girls sexual restraint or you can expect that they'll be posting on social media about being fired for snorting coke off a coworker's dick in a bathroom during a nursery Christmas party. Choose wisely.

You're not going to believe this, but a study -- yes, a study -- has demonstrated that someone's actual sex is a better indicator of their athletic performance than his "gender identity" is. So, like, genes, bone density, muscle mass, and hormones have more of an impact on how strong an athlete is than, say, what kind of Cute Haircut that athlete wears to "present" as female, or which cutesy girl's name the athlete picks as his new fake name.*

It's astonishing, cutting edge stuff. But I bet you the I Believe In The Science (TM) brigade won't be believing this particular science.

Objectives To test the hypothesis that, controlling for age, natal-sex differences in running performance are lower among non-binary athletes than in the rest of the population. To test the hypothesis that natal-male non-binary athletes outperform natal-female non-binary athletes.

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Results There was no evidence that controlling for age, natal-sex differences in running performance are lower among non-binary athletes. Natal-male non-binary athletes outperform natal-female non-binary athletes at a confidence level of p=0.1%.

* Every notice transgenders don't pick out a cohort-appropriate fake name -- that is, they do not pick from the names actually being given to girls in the year they were born, but instead choose on of the trendy names being given out to children currently?

Like Bruce Jenner decided he was "Caitlyn." Oh, "Caitlyn"? So you were born in 1997, huh?

Motherfucker, you were born in the nineteen fucking fifties. You Fake Girl Name should be Peg or Dottie or Mavis.

The names they're picking make it less possible for them to pass. They pick out stripper names, exotic names, and names that are now only common among five-year-olds. Never a Cathy, always a Caitlin. Never a Betty, always a Bijou.

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1 SPONGE

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 22, 2023 06:36 PM (xcxpd)

2 heh
( . ) ( . )

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 22, 2023 06:36 PM (xcxpd)

3 boobs are better centered

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 22, 2023 06:36 PM (xcxpd)

4 Anyway, centering jokes aside, if Colorado doesn't impeach the judges that removed Trump unlawfully, then they are in a lawless state.

Plan and act accordingly.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 22, 2023 06:37 PM (xcxpd)

5 So it's illegal to be Religious and chaste? I guess it would have been better if Johnson had showered with his Daughter

Posted by: It's me donna at December 22, 2023 06:40 PM (n2vyf)

6 I think Darth Vader's wife was named Betty. Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Darth and Betty Vader. Btw, is this some kind of e.e. cummings layout?

Posted by: Paco at December 22, 2023 06:41 PM (njExo)

7 Only 3 names will remain sealed

William Henry Gates III, and William Jefferson Clinton, so who's the third?

I bet John Glover Roberts Jr.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 22, 2023 06:41 PM (YAtuc)

8 Ahahahahaha!!
The Virginia restaurant, The Red Hen, you know the one that refused to serve Sara Sanders, because she worked for Trump, has shut its doors and will rebrand in the new year. New ownership with a new inclusive space.
Oh, the irony.
Go woke go broke

Posted by: Redenzo at December 22, 2023 06:41 PM (V/pbu)

9 The woman worked at a nursery ( school) ? because that picture actually looks like some demonic kid, not an adult

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2023 06:41 PM (RSbhh)

10 That chick looks like a bunny boiler, for sure.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2023 06:41 PM (LsAl1)

11 >>Anyway, centering jokes aside, if Colorado doesn't impeach the judges that removed Trump unlawfully, then they are in a lawless state.

this is Colorado
those judges are heroes

Posted by: Don Black at December 22, 2023 06:43 PM (geLO8)

12 if Colorado doesn't impeach the judges that removed Trump unlawfully, then they are in a lawless state.

Plan and act accordingly.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 22, 2023 06:37 PM (xcxpd

Been working on it. Not like the olden times when we didn't own a house.

the good part is my company has a robust and dependable remote working thingy. Hell, I spent spring and summer of 2021 in Montana.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger at December 22, 2023 06:43 PM (T/Lqj)

13 "Damn, Milei laid it down pretty directly in his address to Argentina. Assuming the translation is accurate:"

People also thirst for someone who can clearly articulate what's going on and why it is a failure. Someone who states exactly what has happened and how it's going to be fixed. Instead, we get a bunch of ad hominems and pejoratives.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 22, 2023 06:44 PM (h/xVB)

14 Posted by: Redenzo at December 22, 2023 06:41 PM (V/pbu

So now they'll let Republicans have dinner there? How inclusive!/s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2023 06:44 PM (RSbhh)

15 Leftwing women really, really want to be INTERNET STARS! and believe anything they do, no matter how disgraceful or revolting, is fuel for their TikTok rocketship to fame. - Ace


Mentioned this last night but some OF attention connoisseur wasn't getting the fame and fortune she felt she deserved so she forged a letter from ASU making it look like they expelled her for having an OF account.

Turns out it's all BS and she will get expelled. For forgery, not for being a slut. ASU has no anti-slut policy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 06:44 PM (5xURv)

16 All of the seizing and pouncing is tiring.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2023 06:45 PM (XeU6L)

17 10 That chick looks like a bunny boiler, for sure.
Posted by: Jordan61

And yet, it wouldn't stop many of us, back in the day.



We're dumbasses that way. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2023 06:46 PM (SAX5G)

18 >>>Holy shit we're in "the 20's." That never occurred to me before.

Oh no, not this shit again!

Posted by: Sacco and Vanzetti at December 22, 2023 06:47 PM (xPl2J)

19 Uh oh.

Apocalypse

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 06:47 PM (5xURv)

20 Flyers-Redwings at top of the hour

Posted by: Don Black at December 22, 2023 06:47 PM (geLO8)

21 Republicans are pouncing on anti semitism. Oh my.

Posted by: Montec at December 22, 2023 06:47 PM (BW97Y)

22 First?

Posted by: Montec at December 22, 2023 06:47 PM (BW97Y)

23 My daughter just said Thorin in the Hobbit movie which we're watching right now is, "kinda hot", and I'm not ready for any of this.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 22, 2023 06:47 PM (0NYgd)

24 15. ASU has no anti-slut policy. - AlaBAMA

Smiles, downloads application.

Posted by: Paco at December 22, 2023 06:48 PM (njExo)

25 That chick looks like a bunny boiler, for sure.
Posted by: Jordan61
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Just eyeballing the image caused all sorts of warning lights to start flashing on my dash.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2023 06:48 PM (XeU6L)

26 Joe Biden showered with his daughter and we can only disgustingly guess what else. Hunter Biden slept with his dead brothers wife, and apparently other family members. Democrats want to convince children that you can biologically change your sex, and irreversibly mutilate your body to do it.

But they're totes concerned that Johnson and his family want to live a chaste, pure and healthy life. Got it.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 22, 2023 06:48 PM (h/xVB)

27 Help! Where did everyone go?!

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2023 06:48 PM (LsAl1)

28 You might want to check out #238 in the other Woke Week thread, Ace. I don't know if just unfunny or crap.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 22, 2023 06:48 PM (2yu8s)

29 Hell, I spent spring and summer of 2021 in Montana.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Raising dental floss, pray tell?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2023 06:48 PM (SAX5G)

30 That chick looks like a bunny boiler, for sure.
Posted by: Jordan61

Rule 1 definitely applies there.

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 22, 2023 06:48 PM (JiSfr)

31 Yikes! I've been consigned to the void...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2023 06:48 PM (XeU6L)

32 O/T -- Stephen Miller brings the figurative tire iron regarding the southern border:

https://is.gd/xEoi16

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 22, 2023 06:49 PM (ThGuM)

33 Peg, huh? LOL

Posted by: SFGoth at December 22, 2023 06:49 PM (KAi1n)

34 >>>8 Ahahahahaha!!
The Virginia restaurant, The Red Hen, you know the one that refused to serve Sara Sanders, because she worked for Trump, has shut its doors and will rebrand in the new year. New ownership with a new inclusive space.

lol

Posted by: ace at December 22, 2023 06:49 PM (KRtlO)

35 Don't all billionaires who want to take over the world have secret lairs?

Posted by: Skip at December 22, 2023 06:50 PM (fwDg9)

36 >>>(Though it happens less often at a nursery Christmas party.)

A nursery for kids or for trees?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 22, 2023 06:50 PM (klJTj)

37 "Why is this AWFL sharing this? Has she no actual real-life friends she can seek solace from?"

I hope they have warmed security. She looks like a mass shooter candidate.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 22, 2023 06:51 PM (h/xVB)

38 Girl in the photo looks weird

Like Carrie

Posted by: Don Black at December 22, 2023 06:51 PM (geLO8)

39 andy, I deleted it. I should have gotten the hash first.

Posted by: ace at December 22, 2023 06:52 PM (KRtlO)

40 Don't all billionaires who want to take over the world have secret lairs?
Posted by: Skip
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I know that I do...oh, wait...'billionaires'. Never mind.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2023 06:52 PM (XeU6L)

41 When I wish to engage in sodomy, I shall travel to Washington DC and hook up with a staffer or page and let my freak flag fly!

We need more common sense sodomy legislation!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 22, 2023 06:52 PM (9v1kn)

42 The truth will set you free. And if you don't take that opportunity, it will punch you in the throat.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 22, 2023 06:52 PM (h/xVB)

43 My lair's gonna have a mini fridge

Posted by: Don Black at December 22, 2023 06:53 PM (geLO8)

44 We should be able to learn something from the rate society is accelerating down the drain.

Posted by: Weasel at December 22, 2023 06:53 PM (JwHpX)

45 >>>My daughter just said Thorin in the Hobbit movie which we're watching right now is, "kinda hot", and I'm not ready for any of this.

pshah, Kili is the hot one

Posted by: ace at December 22, 2023 06:53 PM (KRtlO)

46 The Virginia restaurant, The Red Hen, you know the one that refused to serve Sara Sanders, because she worked for Trump, has shut its doors...
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So, laid an egg.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2023 06:53 PM (XeU6L)

47
(Holy shit we're in "the 20's." That never occurred to me before.)

The Twenties that roared.

Posted by: Jorge Jetson at December 22, 2023 06:53 PM (63Dwl)

48 My daughter just said Thorin in the Hobbit movie which we're watching right now is, "kinda hot", and I'm not ready for any of this.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 22, 2023 06:47 PM (0NYgd)
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"Dwarf-curious"?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 22, 2023 06:54 PM (BpYfr)

49 I hope they have warmed security. She looks like a mass shooter candidate.
Posted by: Marcus T
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Emblematic of 'crazy eyes'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2023 06:54 PM (XeU6L)

50 That purity thing is kinda retarded. And by kinda I mean very .

Posted by: Montec at December 22, 2023 06:54 PM (BW97Y)

51 44 We should be able to learn something from the rate society is accelerating down the drain.
Posted by: Weasel at December 22, 2023 06:53 PM (JwHpX


Don't send your kids to public education.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 06:55 PM (5xURv)

52 I've watched the Hobbit movies extended editions a bunch of times now -- still in my Middle Earth kick -- and the actor playing Thorin really brings them down. Or it's the way Thorin is written. Thorin is such a complete asshole, I hate every minute looking at him.

Hard to care whether he lives or dies, succeeds or fails.

James Nesbitt as... Bombur? is really good. A couple of the other ones are okay.

Gloin, Gimlin's father, you'd think they'd feature because of the family connection, but he's barely in it. Big missed opportunity.

Posted by: ace at December 22, 2023 06:55 PM (KRtlO)

53
The Virginia restaurant, The Red Hen, you know the one that refused to serve Sara Sanders, because she worked for Trump, has shut its doors and will rebrand in the new year. New ownership with a new inclusive space.

Who will be excluded from the inclusive space?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 22, 2023 06:55 PM (63Dwl)

54 I read the bunny boiler's article. 2.5 MILLION views of that video? Who are all these people? Prolly the same people who follow all these "influencers."

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2023 06:55 PM (LsAl1)

55 Well, that TikTok girl is going to haunt my dreams now, so thanks.

Posted by: Dr. T at December 22, 2023 06:55 PM (jGGMD)

56 We should be able to learn something from the rate society is accelerating down the drain.
Posted by: Weasel
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Oh, we will...too late.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2023 06:55 PM (XeU6L)

57 >>>She posts this picture of herself, which makes her look like some kind of bizarre demon Lolita.

She's trying to give you the angle you would get if she was giving you a hummer.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 22, 2023 06:56 PM (klJTj)

58 "Emblematic of 'crazy eyes'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2023 06:54 PM (XeU6L)"

"We didn't have any idea she would do something like this. She was such a sweet person."

Posted by: Marcus T at December 22, 2023 06:56 PM (h/xVB)

59 No evidence
,,,, shrieking criminal blowdried imbecile

Posted by: That Northernlurker embracing the suckd at December 22, 2023 06:56 PM (miT2W)

60 Whose dick do I have to suck to be considered for Vice President?

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at December 22, 2023 06:56 PM (9v1kn)

61 Evening.

What the fuck is a Bijou?

Posted by: Robert at December 22, 2023 06:56 PM (GzG7x)

62 pshah, Kili is the hot one
Posted by: ace at December 22, 2023 06:53 PM (KRtlO)

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Legolas. Although he's much hotter in the LOTR movies.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2023 06:57 PM (LsAl1)

63 "We should be able to learn something from the rate society is accelerating down the drain.
Posted by: Weasel"

People who are armed will rule the world?

Posted by: Marcus T at December 22, 2023 06:57 PM (h/xVB)

64 Excellent Quick Hits, ace ! Moi bien!

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2023 06:57 PM (V13WU)

65 54 I read the bunny boiler's article. 2.5 MILLION views of that video? Who are all these people? Prolly the same people who follow all these "influencers."
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2023 06:55 PM (LsAl1

2.5 million people just wanted to read that she got fired for flashing the boss her tits after that last appletini

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 06:58 PM (5xURv)

66 >What the fuck is a Bijou?

Posted by: Robert
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it's kind of like a swamp

Posted by: Don Black at December 22, 2023 06:58 PM (geLO8)

67 I personally thought Thorin looked like Robin Williams. So, not hot.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2023 06:58 PM (LsAl1)

68 this one ??

Posted by: Marooned at December 22, 2023 06:32 PM (kt8QE)

about NPR ??

Posted by: dee-man at December 22, 2023 06:58 PM (3b35n)

69 * Every notice transgenders don't pick out a cohort-appropriate fake name -- that is, they do not pick from the names actually being given to girls in the year they were born, but instead choose on of the trendy names being given out to children currently?



It's almost like they have infantile minds and a warped concept of women. Almost.

Posted by: Dr. T at December 22, 2023 06:59 PM (jGGMD)

70 I just didn't care for the Hobbit movies, though I did like the final battle with the dragon in that town.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 06:59 PM (5xURv)

71 That chick looks like a bunny boiler, for sure.
Posted by: Jordan61
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Just eyeballing the image caused all sorts of warning lights to start flashing on my dash.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2023 06:48 PM (XeU6L)

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Heh. Are you ready for the #Woke reboot "Damian: Omen VI -- The Abomination?"

[X] Chick
[X] Gay
[X] Lame

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 22, 2023 06:59 PM (3iHMa)

72 (Holy shit we're in "the 20's." That never occurred to me before.)

192x: The Roaring Twenties

202x: The Mewling Twenties

Posted by: mikeski at December 22, 2023 06:59 PM (DgGvY)

73 I can't say I'm very tuned into the popular teenage dwarf fancying market, but at least she's halfway interested.

This is probably the fourth attempt where before she'd get bored and walk out after fifteen minutes. She does seem to be confusing Tolkien and Harry Potter a bit and is expecting there to be mermaids eventually.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 22, 2023 06:59 PM (0NYgd)

74 Those are some cold, soulless eyes.

Posted by: TC at December 22, 2023 07:00 PM (cHOHf)

75 Whose dick do I have to suck to be considered for Vice President?
Posted by: Pierre Delecto

Michael Obummer has entered the chat.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2023 07:00 PM (SAX5G)

76 She's trying to give you the angle you would get if she was giving you a hummer.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 22, 2023 06:56 PM (klJTj)
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I thought it was the "Kubrick Stare" named after the way Stanley Kubrick often framed his characters in movies.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 22, 2023 07:00 PM (BpYfr)

77 What the fuck is a Bijou?

Posted by: Robert

$20 bucks, same as in town

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2023 07:00 PM (V13WU)

78
it's kind of like a swamp
Posted by: Don Black
---------

Goodbye Joe me gotta go me oh my oh
Me gotta go pole the pirogue down the bijou

Posted by: Hank at December 22, 2023 07:00 PM (XeU6L)

79 Ruh roh. Just got a note we will doing additional screening of recent college graduate applicants. Gee, I wonder what that is all about?

Posted by: Marcus T at December 22, 2023 07:00 PM (h/xVB)

80

Merry Christmas to all.

Posted by: four seasons at December 22, 2023 07:00 PM (PisyI)

81 I thought it was the "Kubrick Stare" named after the way Stanley Kubrick often framed his characters in movies.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 22, 2023 07:00 PM (BpYfr

Modes have that Clockwork Orange look.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 07:01 PM (5xURv)

82 Those are some cold, soulless eyes.

Posted by: TC at December 22, 2023 07:00 PM (cHOHf)

Like a doll's eyes.

Posted by: Quint at December 22, 2023 07:01 PM (xPl2J)

83 There's a bit of a distinction from, say, being denied admission to a country club and being stabbed on the street.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 22, 2023 07:02 PM (MeG8a)

84
Johnson's participation in the 2015 news segment is the latest example of the previously little-known legislator's staunchly conservative views, which have informed his political career and rise in Congress.

_____________

Weird: Purity Ball

Totes OK: Getting porked in the rectum in a Senate hearing room.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 22, 2023 07:02 PM (MoZTd)

85 I remembered that look. It's similar to the girl who stabbed me with a fork.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 22, 2023 07:02 PM (h/xVB)

86 I am well-provisioned and ready to hide inside til at least Tuesday

Posted by: Don Black at December 22, 2023 07:02 PM (geLO8)

87 She was fired from a nursery for bad behavior, was she fuckinng the cactuses?

In other news, not sure dirt bitch qualifies her as awful, sounds a bit blue collar

Posted by: N at December 22, 2023 07:03 PM (RjBju)

88 What's the deal with keeping Trump off the Primary ballot?
I thought the political parties were not 'officially' part of the State(s) or Federal Government.

I thought there was a recent case where DNC was getting sued for rigging their own primaries and the arguement was that they were a provate organization and internal ops were their own business not the Governments (and they won).

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 22, 2023 07:03 PM (cOq4q)

89 I thought it was the "Kubrick Stare" named after the way Stanley Kubrick often framed his characters in movies.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 22, 2023 07:00 PM (BpYfr

Modes have that Clockwork Orange look.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 07:01 PM (5xURv)
---
Makes sense, as Stanley Kubrick directed that movie...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 22, 2023 07:03 PM (BpYfr)

90 She posts this picture of herself, which makes her look like some kind of bizarre demon Lolita.

She's trying to give you the angle you would get if she was giving you a hummer.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous

Odds that she'd bite it off at the moment of climax? 3:2

Posted by: Vegas bookies at December 22, 2023 07:03 PM (DgGvY)

91 It's not the Roaring 20s, that's for sure.

Maybe the Creepy Whispers 20s.

Posted by: AFFA at December 22, 2023 07:04 PM (NMz5T)

92 Liberals have been telling anyone who'll listen that abstaining from sex is the grossest thing ever.

They hate the idea with a thousand suns. Repression!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 07:04 PM (5xURv)

93 Weird: Purity Ball

Totes OK: Getting porked in the rectum in a Senate hearing room.
Posted by: Had


Tomato tomato, how do you.think the purity is defined

Posted by: N at December 22, 2023 07:04 PM (RjBju)

94 What is this "anti-semitism"?
I thought it was officially now "anit-zionism".

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 22, 2023 07:05 PM (cOq4q)

95 She's trying to give you the angle you would get if she was giving you a hummer.

Once she started and you saw that look, you'd have to knock her out to back out safely.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 22, 2023 07:05 PM (YRsIm)

96 What's the deal with keeping Trump off the Primary ballot?
I thought the political parties were not 'officially' part of the State(s) or Federal Government.

I thought there was a recent case where DNC was getting sued for rigging their own primaries and the arguement was that they were a provate organization and internal ops were their own business not the Governments (and they won).
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 22, 2023 07:03 PM (cOq4q)

FBI! DOWN ON THE GROUND!!!!!!

Posted by: FBI - Fidelity, Bravery, Integrity...also stomping on people who ask questions at December 22, 2023 07:06 PM (dGEtQ)

97 I wouguess Bill and Hillary are one if not two mamrs not listed

Posted by: Skip at December 22, 2023 07:06 PM (fwDg9)

98 "Once she started and you saw that look, you'd have to knock her out to back out safely.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 22, 2023 07:05 PM (YRsIm)"

You misspelled hit her so hard she went back in time.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 22, 2023 07:06 PM (h/xVB)

99 > What the fuck is a Bijou?

A small, well crafted, ornamental object.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 22, 2023 07:06 PM (lIio7)

100 She's trying to give you the angle you would get if she was giving you a hummer.

Once she started and you saw that look, you'd have to knock her out to back out safely




Easier if you just grab her ears and yank forward until she passes out,

Posted by: N at December 22, 2023 07:07 PM (RjBju)

101 Easy guess as we know %100 certain Bill went numerous times

Posted by: Skip at December 22, 2023 07:07 PM (fwDg9)

102 You know, Tolkien made one big mistake in his books: his evil people were actually competent. I mean, you either killed the orc or it killed you.

Nowadays we have evil in the form of LGBT and pedos and Jane Goodall "Kill everyone else" enviroweenies and the like.

Why can't we just have bad guys?

Note that Terry Pratchett's short story "The Last Hero" has a very interesting (and funny) take on this idea of modern evil being so bland and not open.

Posted by: GanGanowicz at December 22, 2023 07:07 PM (AxRGS)

103 Tik Tok chick looks like she just had one of those nifty Satanic abortions.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 22, 2023 07:08 PM (mupln)

104 Red Wings. Flyers. Go Red Wings!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 22, 2023 07:09 PM (YRsIm)

105 Easier if you just grab her ears and yank forward until she passes out,
Posted by: N

The Paolo, how you say, would not be close enough to grab her ears while she was passing out.

Posted by: The Paolo at December 22, 2023 07:10 PM (SAX5G)

106 Mark Zuckerberg's massive Koolau Ranch compound on the Hawaiian island of Kauai

Approved. Kauai is a dead volcano.
Evil villians lairs with lava running through is cool on the big screen. In reality, not so much.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 22, 2023 07:10 PM (cOq4q)

107 > Meanwhile, Disney-owned ABC "News" is freaking out because Speaker Johnson took his daughter to a "purity ball"... in 2015.

I saw a young man at the gym today with a "Virginity is Awesome" t-shirt. I was pleasantly surprised to see that.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 22, 2023 07:10 PM (lIio7)

108 If some crazy chick wants to give you a hammer, be sure you have some chloroform within reach

Posted by: N at December 22, 2023 07:10 PM (RjBju)

109 Zuck's going kind of easy on his contractors with just an NDA. in days of yore, he'd have put out their eyes or buried them alive.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 22, 2023 07:10 PM (FCs/J)

110 What is this "anti-semitism"?
I thought it was officially now "anit-zionism".
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 22, 2023 07:05 PM (cOq4q)


It's what you call it when you don't want to admit to being anti-Semitic.

But we're just about past that stage.

Posted by: Dr. T at December 22, 2023 07:10 PM (jGGMD)

111 How do the too many people people feel about capital punishment?

Posted by: That Northernlurker embracing the suckd at December 22, 2023 07:11 PM (miT2W)

112 "To test the hypothesis that natal-male non-binary athletes outperform natal-female non-binary athletes."

Not sure about the "non-binary" part, but males athletically outperforming females is not hypothesis, it is known fact ... known only since cave man was dragging cave woman into his cave.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 22, 2023 07:11 PM (Cus5s)

113 I think it's fascinating how women on social media simultaneously demand respect and equal status with men while curating that perfect thot look.

Women have really been made a mess of by feminism.

And the only answer is to embrace conservative values.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 07:12 PM (5xURv)

114 I saw a young man at the gym today with a "Virginity is Awesome" t-shirt. A particularly attractive trait in a cell-mate.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 22, 2023 07:12 PM (FCs/J)

115 Nah, anti- Semitic and anti zionosm are entirely different, lots of Jews are not zionists.

Posted by: N at December 22, 2023 07:12 PM (RjBju)

116
Not sure about the "non-binary" part, but males athletically outperforming females is not hypothesis,

__________

Today's women's record in the mile run was the men's record in 1915.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 22, 2023 07:13 PM (MoZTd)

117 Fun fact, the statute covering public corruption does not require that Joe directly took money. The fact that his family was enriched by his corrupt actions is enough.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 22, 2023 07:13 PM (ZLI7S)

118 She's trying to give you the angle you would get if she was giving you a hummer.

Once she started and you saw that look, you'd have to knock her out to back out safely
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

You misspelled hit her so hard she went back in time.
Posted by: Marcus T

Easier if you just grab her ears and yank forward until she passes out,
Posted by: N

I'm not seeing the wisdom in attempting battery upon a woman who's currently holding your manhood between her teeth.

Posted by: mikeski at December 22, 2023 07:14 PM (DgGvY)

119 But I'm sure it was all just talk about the weather.

And trains, probably.

And graft.

And Joe's Yoga routines.

Posted by: Miklos would like to see the video at December 22, 2023 07:14 PM (wAZ5s)

120 criticism that the practice places too much of a burden on young women

... to keep their legs together.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at December 22, 2023 07:15 PM (Rbu5d)

121 117 Fun fact, the statute covering public corruption does not require that Joe directly took money. The fact that his family was enriched by his corrupt actions is enough.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 22, 2023 07:13 PM (ZLI7S


Do you think it's arrogance or ignorance that caused the Bidens to be so bold at graft?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 07:15 PM (5xURv)

122
I'm not seeing the wisdom in attempting battery upon a woman who's currently holding your manhood between her teeth.
Posted by: m


You have somehow managed to read over the bit where somebody suggested she was trying to bite th dick off, which is why these thing were written

Posted by: N at December 22, 2023 07:15 PM (RjBju)

123 (Holy shit we're in "the 20's." That never occurred to me before.)
_____

A century ago the 20s were "roaring". I guess now they're "mewling".

Of course the top athlete was "The Babe", so there.

Posted by: Eeyore at December 22, 2023 07:15 PM (1bNHn)

124 You're not going to believe this, but a study -- yes, a study -- has demonstrated that someone's actual sex is a better indicator of their athletic performance than his "gender identity" is.

The deuce you say!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 22, 2023 07:17 PM (a3Q+t)

125 The Red Hen has shut its doors and will rebrand in the new year.

It will be known as the Communist Cock.
Closed Sundays, on the Thruway.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 22, 2023 07:18 PM (FCs/J)

126
Red Wings. Flyers. Go Red Wings!
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

It's shoe vs shoe

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 22, 2023 07:18 PM (63Dwl)

127 Do you think it's arrogance or ignorance that caused the Bidens to be so bold at graft?

Arrogance. Joe has been a protected man for decades.

Let me axe you something, out of all the people in the world Obama could have picked as his VP why did he pick a guy who spent his years in the Senate hammering against "black predators", the author of the infamous Crime Bill who said KKK member Robert Byrd was his mentor and closest friend? Joe was a legendary fuck up, he brought Obama nothing, why did he pick him?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 22, 2023 07:18 PM (ZLI7S)

128 You have somehow managed to read over the bit where somebody suggested she was trying to bite th dick off, which is why these thing were written
Posted by: N

That was my sock giving the Vegas odds. I didn't think they were replies to it since it wasn't in the string of quotes.

Posted by: mikeski at December 22, 2023 07:19 PM (DgGvY)

129 I was on to something with the reality TV comment earlier.

Posted by: DOYLE at December 22, 2023 07:19 PM (Z8Yh2)

130 Let me axe you something, out of all the people in the world Obama could have picked as his VP why did he pick a guy who spent his years in the Senate hammering against "black predators", the author of the infamous Crime Bill who said KKK member Robert Byrd was his mentor and closest friend? Joe was a legendary fuck up, he brought Obama nothing, why did he pick him?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 22, 2023 07:18 PM (ZLI7S

I don't think Obama picked him.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 07:19 PM (5xURv)

131 Sundowner has gotten away with lies and cheating his whole life, why would he stop now ?

Posted by: Skip at December 22, 2023 07:19 PM (fwDg9)

132 They pick out stripper names, exotic names, and names that are now only common among five-year-olds. Never a Cathy, always a Caitlin. Never a Betty, always a Bijou.

To be fair, three of the exotic dancers from Texas who have commented here are all named Tiffini.

Posted by: Tiffini from Houston at December 22, 2023 07:20 PM (a3Q+t)

133 Posted by: ace at December 22, 2023 06:55 PM (KRtlO)

I can't watch the Hobbit movies... the Looney Tunes fight scenes absolutely kill it for me...

Especially after the LOTR fight scenes were fairly well done.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 22, 2023 07:20 PM (xaFKb)

134 A century ago the 20s were "roaring". I guess now they're "mewling".
Of course the top athlete was "The Babe", so there.
Posted by: Eeyore

* Hordemind high-five *

Posted by: mikeski @ #72 at December 22, 2023 07:21 PM (DgGvY)

135 So did Joe have dirt on enough people to get the nod for VP and eventually President?

That's my guess.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 07:21 PM (5xURv)

136 Burisma is owned by a Russian that is a friend of Putin. That owner is in fact now hiding out from Interpol in Russia.

It doesn't look like Burisma hot much influence in return for putting the son of an ex VP on their board. For 500000$

[Kurt - The Bidens are up to their eyeballs in Burisma as well as tampering with Ukrainian judges and elections. Go back to the subway glory hole. - jjs]

Posted by: Paul [Kurt, Nadler's Taint-Licker] at December 22, 2023 07:21 PM (YCo5x)

137
SCOTUS DENIES JACK SMITH SPEEDY DECISION.

BIG VICTORY FOR TRUMP.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 22, 2023 07:23 PM (x0n13)

138 >>I don't think Obama picked him.

Touches nose, points at you.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 22, 2023 07:23 PM (ZLI7S)

139 Something happened at the end of the last 20s. Probably won't happen again though. The experts are on it.

Posted by: fd at December 22, 2023 07:23 PM (vFG9F)

140 A reminder that that in "that thot" is redundant.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at December 22, 2023 07:23 PM (a3Q+t)

141 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 22, 2023 07:18 PM (63Dwl)

FFS! Have you seen what a pair of Moc toe Red Wings cost these days!? I need a new pair of boots to ride I but it ain't gonna be those.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 22, 2023 07:23 PM (YRsIm)

142 Red Wings. Flyers. Go Red Wings!
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

It's shoe vs shoe
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Ironic, for one of the few sports played without them.

Posted by: mikeski at December 22, 2023 07:23 PM (DgGvY)

143 XX female
XY male
Until.you can alter that you're just pissin in the wind.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2023 07:23 PM (dec0Z)

144 On the other hand giving 2 billion dollars to don in law Kushner the day after he "left" his job at the white house? That def bought influence on the then current but now ex President

[Kurt - You're just pulling this crap out of your ass now. I mean, really. You're pitiful - jjs]

Posted by: Paul [Kurt who swallows Kamala's overflow] at December 22, 2023 07:24 PM (YCo5x)

145 143 XX female
XY male
Until.you can alter that you're just pissin in the wind.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2023 07:23 PM (dec0Z)


Sitz-pissin or otherwise . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 22, 2023 07:24 PM (x0n13)

146 I like the crust the best.

Posted by: Pawl at December 22, 2023 07:25 PM (vFG9F)

147 I like the adage, "I liked being in my 20's better than being in my 70's in the 20's.

Kinda like I would like a free bottle in front of me than...

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 22, 2023 07:25 PM (as3uC)

148 A reminder that that in "that thot" is redundant.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher

Shut up, Wesley. I feel she wouldn't give you the time of day, anyway.

Posted by: Deanna Troi at December 22, 2023 07:25 PM (DgGvY)

149 Oh shut up, Wesley!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 07:26 PM (5xURv)

150 Until.you can alter that you're just pissin in the wind.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2023 07:23 PM

Another athletic endeavor where men outperform women?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 22, 2023 07:26 PM (a3Q+t)

151 143 XX female
XY male
Until.you can alter that you're just pissin in the wind.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2023 07:23 PM (dec0Z)

mRNA... workin on it!

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 22, 2023 07:26 PM (xaFKb)

152 147 I like the adage, "I liked being in my 20's better than being in my 70's in the 20's.

Kinda like I would like a free bottle in front of me than...
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 22, 2023 07:25 PM (as3uC)

I'd rather be pissed off, than pissed on...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 22, 2023 07:27 PM (xaFKb)

153 >>Because, of course, that's what they'd be doing.

Remember, Madison Cawthorne was hounded out of congress for saying that congress was full of sexual deviants having degenerates gay sex orgies all over Washington.

Seeing the gaywad fa**otry that went down in the Senate this week, it' no reason they got rid of him.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 22, 2023 07:27 PM (XV/Pl)

154 ASU has no anti-slut policy.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


ASU!

*rejects Harvard scholarship offer*

Posted by: pre-Collegiate Miklos at December 22, 2023 07:27 PM (wAZ5s)

155 Don't comment while bathing.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 22, 2023 07:29 PM (as3uC)

156 Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2023 07:23 PM (dec0Z)

Hey sunshine! Good to see you here tonight. I hope you're ready for the holidays and you have a very merry Christmas with those you love.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 22, 2023 07:29 PM (YRsIm)

157
Har, har. Shohei Ohtani's massive contract with the Dodgers is structured such that so long as he lives outside of California after 2033 he avoids CA state taxes. That's about $100 million the state can't get its mitts on.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 22, 2023 07:29 PM (MoZTd)

158 *rejects Harvard scholarship offer*

Posted by: pre-Collegiate Miklos at December 22, 2023 07:27 PM (wAZ5s

Now you'll never rule the woke world!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 07:29 PM (5xURv)

159 Go, Romeo 13!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 22, 2023 07:30 PM (as3uC)

160 She posts this picture of herself, which makes her look like some kind of bizarre demon Lolita.
Didn't make me think "Lolita" so much as the demon-possessed woman in The Exorcist.

Merry Christmas to everyone!

Posted by: GWB at December 22, 2023 07:30 PM (sSx7k)

161 >>>>What the fuck is a Bijou?

Posted by: Robert
---------

Movie or burlesque theater.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 22, 2023 07:30 PM (2QWaF)

162 157
Har, har. Shohei Ohtani's massive contract with the Dodgers is structured such that so long as he lives outside of California after 2033 he avoids CA state taxes. That's about $100 million the state can't get its mitts on.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 22, 2023 07:29 PM (MoZTd)


Can't they tax him for the 81 games he plays in LA?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 22, 2023 07:30 PM (x0n13)

163 Don't bathe while commenting.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 22, 2023 07:30 PM (NBVIP)

164 A Bijou?
$20. Same as in town.
Thought everybody knew that.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 22, 2023 07:33 PM (NBVIP)

165 Don't bathe while commenting.


==

slippery slope !

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2023 07:33 PM (V13WU)

166 Good evening, horde. Cafe is open. C'mon up!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 22, 2023 07:33 PM (OX9vb)

167 *rejects Harvard scholarship offer*

Posted by: pre-Collegiate Miklos at December 22, 2023 07:27 PM (wAZ5s

Now you'll never rule the woke world!
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Yeah, but they told me David Hogg would be my "mentor".

Posted by: pre-Collegiate Miklos at December 22, 2023 07:34 PM (wAZ5s)

168 >>So did Joe have dirt on enough people to get the nod for VP and eventually President?

Or did the right, or wrong depending on where you sit, have dirt on Joe? Once Joe got on the ticket with Obama he did a 180 on every position and is now Mr. Woke after decades of being against all that shit. And he got to be VP and POTUS and got rich to boot. All he had to do was what he was told.

Personally, I don't think Biden is smart enough to wipe his ass without instructions.. He's not even a good puppet and his usefulness is just about used up.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 22, 2023 07:34 PM (ZLI7S)

169 @162

>>Can't they tax him for the 81 games he plays in LA?

Yes, but the vast amount of his contract is deferred until after it runs out.

Think of it as, The Bobby Bonilla, Get Your Ass Paid After You Are No Longer Playing Baseball, 25 Years Into The Future.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 22, 2023 07:35 PM (XV/Pl)

170 In my experience, I traveled a lot for work. If my paycheck was issued in New York or Illinois, etc. I paid state taxes in those states PLUS California.
California gets paid regardless.
If he doesn't reside in CA less than half the year, no matter, he still pays CA for the home games.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 22, 2023 07:36 PM (MeG8a)

171 Molly's gag reflex is considerable. Almost worthy of a song. In the stylings of an Irish ditty with a mandolin.

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at December 22, 2023 07:36 PM (9v1kn)

172 >>> I can't watch the Hobbit movies... the Looney Tunes fight scenes absolutely kill it for me...

Especially after the LOTR fight scenes were fairly well done.
Posted by: Romeo13

I thought LOTR was very consistent with the book. The only scene it was missing was Tom Bombadil who was either a throw away character or meant to show that there are creatures far more powerful than everything else in the book.

The Hobbit is a good book. The movies were dog vomit I couldn't even watch. Like comparing the book Starship Troopers to the movie... but I could stomach the movie.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 22, 2023 07:36 PM (cOq4q)

173
I do hope that there is an "order up" for a bunker buster or two to be dropped on Zuckerberg's deep playpen. While he is in it, of course.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 22, 2023 07:37 PM (xG4kz)

174 She’s trying to do that cute little apologetic puppy meme.

She’s falling and looks like a psychotic member chomping Lolita. But that is clearly the intended reference when combined with the quote.

Posted by: Fritz (not Fritz) at December 22, 2023 07:37 PM (6MI7d)

175 >>>>What the fuck is a Bijou?

Creole for "glory hole"

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 22, 2023 07:39 PM (cOq4q)

176 What the fuck is a Bijou?
------------------------------

Jewelry in Spanish
Jewel in French

Posted by: Braenyard at December 22, 2023 07:43 PM (2QWaF)

177 Crotchety Old Jarhead, thank you for that lovely greeting. I look forward to the tales of your grandchildren on this Christmas. 2024, cigars and Balvenie at my house!

Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2023 07:47 PM (dec0Z)

178 Until.you can alter that you're just pissin in the wind.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2023 07:23 PM (dec0Z)

Only if you're a guy.

Posted by: GWB at December 22, 2023 07:52 PM (sSx7k)

179 192x: The Roaring Twenties

202x: The Mewling Twenties

Posted by: mikeski at December 22, 2023 06:59 PM (DgGvY)

--------------

I had this great idea and designed a hat & t-shirt logo that was going to make me rich at the beginning of 2020 -- with my desired catch-phrase for Trump's re-election:

"Make The 20's Roar Again!"

[Damn, ever since I've told people that I jinxed it ... and what actually happened -- with the Summer of Burning / Looting / Murdering / Love, the Covid bioweapon/PsyOp, and The Steal -- isn't what I meant!]

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 22, 2023 08:06 PM (6xb5i)

180 She’s trying to do that cute little apologetic puppy meme.

i did it better and FRIST

Posted by: David Hogg, Class of Harvard at December 22, 2023 08:16 PM (wAZ5s)

181 That girl's employer did her a favor. Imagine the damage that would have happened if a baby kicked or yanked on her nose ring.

Posted by: pookysgirl has seen the flailing of children at December 22, 2023 08:18 PM (dtlDP)

182 Don't comment while bathing.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 22, 2023 07:29 PM (as3uC)

Well that's awkward. Why didn't anybody inform me this was a rule?!

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 22, 2023 08:20 PM (nC+QA)

183 "Apparently he worked for a 'Republican', Dan Newhouse."

Republican in quotes. Newhouse was the only 'republican' to vote for Trump's impeachment and survive a primary.

He isn't half the man his father was.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at December 22, 2023 08:47 PM (Qt4kF)

184 I still put out my Christmas lights this year! But the number of people putting them out is way way down, I notice.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 22, 2023 08:54 PM (S6gqv)

185 161 >>>>What the fuck is a Bijou?
Posted by: Robert
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Movie or burlesque theater.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 22, 2023 07:30 PM (2QWaF)

Thanks to my wife's love of language trivia, I now know that "bijou" means Jewel. Now why it got associated with early movie theaters is beyond me.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 22, 2023 08:58 PM (S6gqv)

186 Tom Servo -- We got garland up on our railing, but no lights this year. To make up for it, we have 8 Christmas trees inside.

Posted by: FollyHerself at December 22, 2023 09:44 PM (qSeGP)

187
Bruce Jenner won 17 Olympic gold medals and one silver competing against men, so I think he deserves to be considered as a case apart from the trannies who compete against women.

Still though, nuts is nuts.

Posted by: Speller at December 23, 2023 10:41 AM (pSotA)

188 By "purity ball" they mean a Daddy/Daughter dance. As to Speaker Johnsons, they must be be referring to how he differed from, for instance-the Obamas, who surrounded their daughters with armed secret service, especially when VP Biden was around.
Incidentally, are we supposed to believe that Joe Biden never sniffed the Obama surrogate children?

Posted by: william ferrin at December 23, 2023 02:13 PM (+5SPs)

189 "Every notice transgenders don't pick out a cohort-appropriate fake name"

Fact Check: True

A 50+ balding tranny recently told me hxr name was Rianna Britney

Posted by: TakeFive at December 23, 2023 03:12 PM (4DupB)

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