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Via andycanuck-- fighting fire with fire:

Insider Paper
@TheInsiderPaper
NEW: Texas Gov. Abbott for the first time has chartered a plane to fly migrants from his state to Chicago, marking an escalation after months of busing migrants to Democratic-run cities to protest Biden's border policies, NBC News reports

Rudy Giuliani files for bankruptcy after being politically punished by a jury for suggesting that there was fraud in the election.

Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy Thursday in the wake of a $148 million civil court ruling and a mountain of unpaid legal bills.
Giuliani, 79, who was once hailed as "America's Mayor," indicated he had debts of up to $500 million with assets of only up to $10 million in the Manhattan federal court filing.
He estimates he currently owes $153 million -- an amount that will likely balloon due to several other pending lawsuits and when millions of dollars in pending legal bills are factored in, according to the court document.

This cannot go on. As I keep saying, blue jurisdictions cannot be allowed to prey on travelers from the hinterlands with these absurd criminal persecutions and mega-jackpot penalties for not being a progressive leftwing Democrat. WE ARE NOT A PREY SPECIES FOR THE PREDATORY, LUNATIC LEFT.

Courts will have to change venues in politically sensitive cases -- and if courts won't allow it, the federal government will have to make them.

A legal complaint has been filed against Katrina Jumanji Brown, alleging that she failed to report her husband's income, on her required financial disclosures.

She is also alleged to have hidden private contributions to her "investiture" ceremony, a party thrown when she was made Chief Diversity Justice. Private money funding a narcissistic celebration of her could be cause for conflict of interest, and of a requirement that she recuse herself in cases involving those benefactors.

Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson is being accused in an ethics complaint of failing to disclose full information about her husband's income and not revealing private contributions that were made for the Library of Congress event celebrating her investiture into the high court.
The complaint, made through the Center for Renewing America, a conservative think tank, was addressed in a letter to Roslynn Mauskopf, head of the Administrative Office of the United States Courts and claims that the financial disclosure matters are violations of federal law and could cause Jackson, a nominee last year of President Joe Biden, recusal issues in the future.
The letter, written by think tank President Russell Vought, who served as director of the Office of Management and Budget under former President Donald Trump, alleges that Jackson "has demonstrated a disturbing trend of not reporting material sources of income and gifts."
It called on the conference to refer the justice to Attorney General Merrick Garland "for her failure to disclose her husband's consulting income and open an investigation into the potential private funding of her investiture celebration."

Dan Crenshaw has filed a bill to prohibit "DEI oaths" -- political oaths swearing allegiance to the DEI regime -- at colleges.

From TheTexan.net:

A Texas congressman has introduced legislation to quell diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) statements at American universities by prohibiting "ideological oaths and similar statements" on college campuses.
The bill from Rep. Dan Crenshaw (R-TX-2) would amend the Higher Education Act of 1965 by adding that a university cannot require an employee to "endorse an ideology that promotes the differential treatment of an individual or group of individuals based on race, color, or ethnicity[.]"
The legislation would also prohibit universities from compelling employees to provide DEI statements.

A former Trump official confirms your suspicions: The Fed's rate cuts in the face of inflation are designed to "juice" the economy for Biden for the 2024 election.

A former Trump administration official predicted the Federal Reserve would cut interest rates in 2024 to "juice the economy" before the election.
The Federal Reserve kept interest rates steady Wednesday, but signaled that rates could be lowered in 2024, despite inflation still being relatively high. "They will juice the economy in an election year by giving us rate cuts for Joe Biden," Kevin Hassett, who chaired the Council of Economic Advisors for President Donald Trump, told Fox Business host Larry Kudlow.
"They played their hand and they played it early," Hassett added.

Finally, proof has emerged that Don LeMon's "black hole capture" theory about the disappearance of Malaysian Airlines 370. Part of the plane has been found here, right on planet earth, where most of Don LeMon's sexual assault victims reside.

A veteran fisherman claims he found a large piece of missing Malaysia Airlines plane MH370 off the coast of South Australia before being ignored by authorities.
The plane disappeared on March 8, 2014, with 227 passengers and 12 crew members on board, with no sign of the missing wreckage despite the most expensive ocean search in history.
Retired Australian fisherman Kit Olver has come forward with claims that he discovered what he believes is a wing of the commercial liner when his deep-sea trawler pulled it up in September or October of 2014, just months after the flight disappeared.
He described it as a “bloody great wing of a big jet airliner” that was bigger than a private plane.

No word about the disappearance of Don LeMon's career, however. Where has he gone? Like MH370, he has really disappeared from the earth into a black hole. I googled news about the vulgar sexual assailant, and Google only has news about his firing from CNN, and one story from June about him agreeing to do an interview with the company that fired him, CNN. (No idea if that ever happened.)

He's not even on NewsNet or whatever? Where all the fired anchors go? They even jumped to hire Chris Cuomo. But they just had no use for a colossal non-talent like LeMon.

Biden wraps his remarks in Milwaukee and gets confused. pic.twitter.com/Mc1mjppFC2
— Insider Corner (@insiderscorner) December 20, 2023

Welcome To America - CONTRACTORS CAUGHT MOVING MINORS THROUGH VALLY INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT AT 3 A.M.

We confronted federal contractors escorting minors through Valley International Airport at 3 a.m. They tried to block our camera and told us "Welcome to America."

A nearby border… pic.twitter.com/jT9guO9RnS
— Muckraker.com (@realmuckraker) December 20, 2023

Madonna, who is 65, is still simulating oral sex and masturbation on stage.

Another media source, mamamia.com, put it this way: "Don't be alarmed, but right now there's a 65-year-old woman simulating masturbation on stage in front of 20,000 people. Not only that. She's getting lap dances from all comers. She's being touched and rubbed and pulled and groped, tied up, even. A man in a jockstrap, bottom exposed, is pretending to perform oral sex on her."
Here's the clincher. "Oh, and her children are watching. Participating, sometimes. Some of them are adults, some of them are kids. It's a family show that is very definitely not a family show." As the Daily Mail noted, "The singer, 65, shared a kiss with a topless dancer while donning satin lingerie, before she was joined onstage by her daughter Estere, 11, once again."

Please stop, I'm so shocked by 45 years of this, I couldn't take any further shocks.

We live in an age where people could, if they choose, watch free porno movies on their phones while at work or on public transportation. Does Madonna think her shock-schlock act still excites?

And I don't know if she's wearing this... diaper for medical or sexual reasons, and I officially do not want to know.

Girl who dates both women and men (or shmen, really) catches feelings after a single date with a traditionally masculine man.

Of course, part of it was just that she liked getting free stuff.

Homegirl reverted back to factory settings in the presence of masculinity.

6 years of “women and gender studies” down the drain. 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/Y5sbIk6i2l
— MERICA MEMED (@Mericamemed) December 20, 2023

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:33 PM

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1 Nood Lord!

Posted by: Veni, Vidi, gp at December 21, 2023 06:33 PM (MvF+J)

2 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at December 21, 2023 06:35 PM (WyCy/)

3 Is it wrong that I like the Washington Post more?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 21, 2023 06:35 PM (di6C2)

4 When I got laid off from Indeed, they had a similar email: use your employee store points by end of week or gift them to a co-worker!

It's fine. Got a nice sweatshirt out of it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 21, 2023 06:36 PM (xcxpd)

5 "politically punished by a jury for suggesting that there was fraud in the election."

As I understand it, he made specific accusations which defamed two people, and could not produce the evidence to support the Truth Defense. Stone me if that's incorrect.

Posted by: Veni, Vidi, gp at December 21, 2023 06:36 PM (MvF+J)

6 This cannot go on. As I keep saying, blue jurisdictions cannot be allowed to prey on travelers from the hinterlands with these absurd criminal persecutions and mega-jackpot penalties for not being a progressive leftwing Democrat. WE ARE NOT A PREY SPECIES FOR THE PREDATORY, LUNATIC LEFT.

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In Red Dawn, the bad guys were foreign commies. Turns out, they should've looked closer to home.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 21, 2023 06:38 PM (FVME7)

7 Gen Z dating boys and girls and still thinking sex is icky

Posted by: nckate at December 21, 2023 06:40 PM (SnxUt)

8 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 6h
New York City Mayor Eric Adams: “Sometimes I look at myself and I give myself the finger.”

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2h
NEW: Rats are to blame for droves of New Yorkers fleeing: Mayor Adams -- NY Post
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He's right -- Democrats!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 21, 2023 06:40 PM (2yu8s)

9 And yeah, bisexual 5/10 just likes free stuff.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 21, 2023 06:40 PM (xcxpd)

10 I am deeply disappointed that Joe didn't walk through that wall of flags.

and doesn't the skin on his face look weirdly shiny and tight?
ew.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at December 21, 2023 06:41 PM (Rbu5d)

11 This cannot go on. As I keep saying, blue jurisdictions cannot be allowed to prey on travelers from the hinterlands with these absurd criminal persecutions and mega-jackpot penalties for not being a progressive leftwing Democrat. WE ARE NOT A PREY SPECIES FOR THE PREDATORY, LUNATIC LEFT.
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The process is the punishment. The Left got what it wanted--Giuliani's scalp. He's a broken man, now.

He'll be living in a cardboard box giving handjobs to Paul and raimondo if the Left gets their way completely.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 21, 2023 06:41 PM (BpYfr)

12 >>Rudy Giuliani files for bankruptcy after being politically punished by a jury for suggesting that there was fraud in the election.

Maybe he can start a GoFundMe page...

Oh that's right, he won't be allowed to start a GoFundMe Page.

Monsters, the lot of them.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 21, 2023 06:41 PM (XV/Pl)

13 Have a feeling if all these efforts to stop Trump fail, Biden will have him detained and roll tanks in the streets.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at December 21, 2023 06:41 PM (9MwrL)

14 "This cannot go on"

The heat death of the universe will eventually nip its bud.

Posted by: Veni, Vidi, gp at December 21, 2023 06:41 PM (MvF+J)

15 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2h
NEW: Jill Biden's press secretary Michael LaRosa was 'forced out' of White House after he 'tried to take gay dates' to his room on secure floor of hotel where president was staying during NATO summit in Madrid, Daily Mail reports

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 21, 2023 06:42 PM (2yu8s)

16 Courts will have to change venues in politically sensitive cases -- and if courts won't allow it, the federal government will have to make them.

Yeah, the DOJ will get right on that.

I don't disagree, but I can guarantee you the DOJ has no intention of allowing justice to be nonpartisan.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 21, 2023 06:42 PM (lTGtQ)

17 FJB is made of wax

Posted by: nckate at December 21, 2023 06:42 PM (SnxUt)

18 My gawd is that really how women think nowadays? I feel so sorry for my sons.

Posted by: fd at December 21, 2023 06:42 PM (vFG9F)

19 13 Have a feeling if all these efforts to stop Trump fail, Biden will have him detained and roll tanks in the streets.
Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at December 21, 2023 06:41 PM (9MwrL)

Good. Let's rip the last mask off and get retarded.

I'd appreciate the moral clarity of a hot civil war.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 21, 2023 06:42 PM (xcxpd)

20 Anyone remember the Onion bit, a long time ago:

Marilyn Manson Now Going Door-To-Door Trying To Shock People

Reminds me of Madonna.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 21, 2023 06:43 PM (0NYgd)

21
Texas Gov. Abbott for the first time has chartered a plane to fly migrants from his state to Chicago, marking an escalation after months of busing migrants to Democratic-run cities to protest Biden's border policies, NBC News reports

____________

Next:

Texas Gov. Abbott for the first time has chartered a squadron of B-1s to bombard Chicago with migrants from his state, marking an escalation after months of flying migrants to Democratic-run cities to protest Biden's border policies, NBC News reports

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2023 06:43 PM (MoZTd)

22 Someone hardest hit...

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 1h
NEW - Ikea warns of possible delays due to Red Sea reroute
Swedish flatpack furniture giant Ikea says that rerouting cargo shops around Africa to avoid possible attacks in the Red Sea could lead to delivery delays

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 21, 2023 06:43 PM (2yu8s)

23 Lady Madonna, children at your feet
Wonder how you manage to beat your meat

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 21, 2023 06:44 PM (FVME7)

24
Retired Australian fisherman Kit Olver has come forward with claims that he discovered what he believes is a wing of the commercial liner when his deep-sea trawler pulled it up in September or October of 2014,

___________

Was he waiting for the rest of it to turn up?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2023 06:45 PM (MoZTd)

25 As I understand it, he made specific accusations which defamed two people, and could not produce the evidence to support the Truth Defense. Stone me if that's incorrect.
Posted by: Veni, Vidi, gp at December 21, 2023 06:36 PM (MvF+J)

[deleted question about your mom's work history]

Posted by: Kindltot at December 21, 2023 06:45 PM (D7oie)

26 >> A former Trump official confirms your suspicions: The Fed's rate cuts in the face of inflation are designed to "juice" the economy for Biden for the 2024 election.

And remember, they started raising interest rates the second Trump got into office, didn't want the economy running too hot, you see.

F**king POS A**holes.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 21, 2023 06:45 PM (XV/Pl)

27 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 3h
JEAN-PIERRE: "Inflation fell to the lowest level in three years...We're glad to see that Americans are feeling more confident about the economy!"

Insider Corner @insiderscorner 2h
KARINE JEAN-PIERRE: "Over 14 million jobs have been created under President Biden. That's every job lost in the pandemic, plus almost 15 million more jobs!"

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 21, 2023 06:46 PM (2yu8s)

28 >>>As I understand it, he made specific accusations which defamed two people, and could not produce the evidence to support the Truth Defense. Stone me if that's incorrect.

how many defamation cases result in $148 million judgments? It's insane.

Nick Sandman got a few hundred thousand dollars.

Posted by: ace at December 21, 2023 06:46 PM (KRtlO)

29 "Texas Gov. Abbott for the first time has chartered a plane to fly migrants from his state to Chicago"

Fly em direct from Juarez, let Mexico pay for it. As long as you can't/won't stop them at the border.

Posted by: Veni, Vidi, gp at December 21, 2023 06:46 PM (MvF+J)

30 That fisherman does not seem credible to me.
He says he didn't tell anyone because he didn't like journalists. Something about getting a papercut from the Sidney Herald or something.

I just find it hard to believe that he, nor his crew, told anyone who thought maybe this needed to be told to the authorities.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 21, 2023 06:46 PM (GYfUx)

31 re: Chicago. Here is why Abbot is chartering planes , " Chicago Begins Impounding 'Rogue' Migrant Buses as a New Law Increases Penalties...The city council passed strict measures to keep unscheduled "rogue" buses from dropping off migrants in the city. and has now begun to enforce them."

that sub human mayor and his ilk started to impound busses that bring in migrants.

Posted by: runner at December 21, 2023 06:47 PM (V13WU)

32 >>>And yeah, bisexual 5/10 just likes free stuff.

She's a Dairy Queen 3. Very mid. I would not pay for her cheeseburger and milkshake unless I had a firm guarantee of poon.

Posted by: ace at December 21, 2023 06:47 PM (KRtlO)

33 I wanna see how he is going to impound planes.

Posted by: runner at December 21, 2023 06:47 PM (V13WU)

34 FJB is made of wax
Posted by: nckate

And evil.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 21, 2023 06:47 PM (FVME7)

35 And if the government doesn’t make them, the free states should refuse to cooperate.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 21, 2023 06:48 PM (roH4R)

36 "how many defamation cases result in $148 million judgments?"

I don't know that, but now I understand your ire. Nevermind.

Posted by: Veni, Vidi, gp at December 21, 2023 06:48 PM (MvF+J)

37 Why would a traditional manly man want to date a female with a sow control device in her nose?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 21, 2023 06:48 PM (Angsy)

38 When will the first plane crash of illegals from Abbott be?

Posted by: nckate at December 21, 2023 06:48 PM (SnxUt)

39 It is infuriating that my tax dollars are being spent to traffic child sex slaves for the political class.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 21, 2023 06:48 PM (lTGtQ)

40 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 5h
JUST IN - An 18-year-old hacker who leaked clips of Grand Theft Auto 6 has been sentenced to an indefinite hospital order, BBC reports
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"What is a hospital order? Simply put, a hospital order can be given by the criminal courts instead of a custodial sentence if the defendant has a mental disorder and requires treatment in hospital. The most common hospital order relates to section 37 of the Mental Health Act 1983, as amended in 2007."

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 21, 2023 06:49 PM (2yu8s)

41 Rudy G. produced the video of the mother-daughter team pulling suitcases of ballots from under tables and feeding them in to the counting machines multiple times.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 21, 2023 06:49 PM (MeG8a)

42 It befell me. It befell me in an organic fashion.

Been there, done that, sister.
(Narrator: what....a....peawit!)

Posted by: Archimedes at December 21, 2023 06:49 PM (CsUN+)

43 Does this girl have no friends to tell her she has two catepillars on her face?

Posted by: DOYLE at December 21, 2023 06:49 PM (Z8Yh2)

44 Madonna is so very sad.

She was so fun in the early 80s. Pretty, young, not raunchy or offensive. Her music was super fun to dance to, we knew all the words to her songs, played them in the gym and had a team warm up dance to one of her songs.

Too bad she couldn't age gracefully and just be done by 1990. It's not like she needed more money.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 21, 2023 06:49 PM (Yvd2Y)

45 Rudy G. produced the video of the mother-daughter team pulling suitcases of ballots from under tables and feeding them in to the counting machines multiple times.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 21, 2023 06:49 PM (MeG8a)

he did ??

Posted by: runner at December 21, 2023 06:50 PM (V13WU)

46 Retired Australian fisherman Kit Olver has come forward with claims that he discovered what he believes is a wing of the commercial liner when his deep-sea trawler pulled it up in September or October of 2014,

___________

Was he waiting for the rest of it to turn up?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2023 06:45 PM (MoZTd)

The one that got away?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 21, 2023 06:50 PM (Angsy)

47 "Why would a traditional manly man want to date a female with a sow control device in her nose?"

They all have them now. That's how they can tell that they are all different.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 21, 2023 06:50 PM (MeG8a)

48 The befell girl is quite pretty. I could definitely see younger me putting up with her nonsense for the chance at some...good conversation.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 21, 2023 06:50 PM (CsUN+)

49 She's a Dairy Queen 3. Very mid. I would not pay for her cheeseburger and milkshake unless I had a firm guarantee of poon.

Posted by: ace

Sorry, but the face is at best a 2, and when she talks, the number goes negative.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 21, 2023 06:51 PM (lTGtQ)

50 Madonna is collecting black children. She's gotta keep working until she gets the complete set.

Posted by: nckate at December 21, 2023 06:51 PM (SnxUt)

51 "Texas Gov. Abbott for the first time has chartered a plane to fly migrants from his state to Chicago"
.......

and they don't even need to land. Just give 'em fake parachutes.

Posted by: wth at December 21, 2023 06:51 PM (v0R5T)

52 >>>And yeah, bisexual 5/10 just likes free stuff.

She's a Dairy Queen 3. Very mid. I would not pay for her cheeseburger and milkshake unless I had a firm guarantee of poon.

Oh, come on. She's pretty. There's no shame in admitting it.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 21, 2023 06:52 PM (CsUN+)

53 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 4h
BREAKING: Biden exchanged emails with his son Hunter’s business associate 54 times while he was serving as VP, and some of the messages were sent around the time the elder Biden was traveling to Ukraine and his son was working for a Ukrainian gas company, according to records released by House Republicans — NBC News

Disclose.tv @disclosetv
JUST IN - Joe Biden exchanged emails with his son Hunter's business associate 54 times while he was serving as VP — NBC

End Wokeness @EndWokeness
BREAKING:
54 emails uncovered between VP Biden and Hunter's business associate, some of them aligning with his trip to Ukraine

This was Biden just 2 weeks ago:

http://tinyurl.com/3knvdpbx
21 seconds; 'lies' he interacted with relatives re. business dealings then walks away.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 21, 2023 06:52 PM (2yu8s)

54 My gawd is that really how women think nowadays? I feel so sorry for my sons.
Posted by: fd

Actor Will Ferrell asks if it's 'time for women to run the planet,' says male leaders 'not doing so good'

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Akthough, in fairness, he's a f*cking idiot.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 21, 2023 06:52 PM (FVME7)

55 I don't envy today's lads. That chick is pretty off-putting. Punching myself in the balls would be less painful than enduring her chatter.

Posted by: the problem is that even the factory settings suck at December 21, 2023 06:52 PM (ttzpt)

56 >>> NEW - Ikea warns of possible delays due to Red Sea reroute
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 21, 2023 06:43 PM (2yu8s)

[Walks to pantry and opens door, camera pans 360 showing thousands of tiny jars of lingonberry spread all neatly arranged]

Morgan Freeman Voice Over: It may be just enough. Only time will tell.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 21, 2023 06:52 PM (0NYgd)

57 I just find it hard to believe that he, nor his crew, told anyone who thought maybe this needed to be told to the authorities.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 21, 2023 06:46 PM (GYfUx)

Month before he fished a Yowie out of the ocean in the nets. It was amazing that it fought as long as it did, but no one really knows how strong they are.

http://tinyurl.com/mryjprfh

Posted by: Kindltot at December 21, 2023 06:53 PM (D7oie)

58 "Oh, come on. She's pretty. There's no shame in admitting it."

That's the only thing she has going for her. And for most men, that's enough.

Posted by: Veni, Vidi, gp at December 21, 2023 06:53 PM (MvF+J)

59 In DC the judge can disallow exculpatory evidence.
And not allow you to defend yourself. Call witnesses, etc.
Same in SDNYC.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 21, 2023 06:54 PM (MeG8a)

60 @5

>>As I understand it, he made specific accusations which defamed two people, and could not produce the evidence to support the Truth Defense. Stone me if that's incorrect.

He made specific allegations about individuals actions observed on CCTV feeds from the center, when he requested the ballot data and images from all of the machines these women were seen feeding the same ballots into, the judge said, EABOD to that request.

This was essentially a repeat of the Bannon trial where the defendant was not able to put on a defense and essentially the verdict was directed by the judge.

Also the award is completely f**king obscene, given the the reputations of the two mutants in question is that of gutter worms.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 21, 2023 06:54 PM (XV/Pl)

61 Actor Will Ferrell asks if it's 'time for women to run the planet,' says male leaders 'not doing so good'

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Akthough, in fairness, he's a f*cking idiot.

Yes, and besides, how would he know anything about male leaders, not being male himself?

Posted by: Archimedes at December 21, 2023 06:54 PM (CsUN+)

62 Oh, come on. She's pretty. There's no shame in admitting it.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 21, 2023 06:52 PM (CsUN+)

Eh, cute enough, but the eyebrows and sow control device mark her as a "no."

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 21, 2023 06:54 PM (Angsy)

63 "Punching myself in the balls would be less painful than enduring her chatter."

Can't consort with women unless you're willing to put up with a lot of nonsense.

Posted by: Veni, Vidi, gp at December 21, 2023 06:55 PM (MvF+J)

64 Insider Corner @insiderscorner 6h
An average of 10,000+ illegal immigrants from countries around the world have crossed the southern border every single day this month -- FOX News

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 21, 2023 06:55 PM (2yu8s)

65
Blue hair, nose rings, face tattoos, overweight, rainbow-in-your-face apparel.

No wonder the world loves American wymyn.

Posted by: Auspex at December 21, 2023 06:55 PM (6ZtAH)

66
Actor Will Ferrell asks if it's 'time for women to run the planet,' says male leaders 'not doing so good'

____________

"You stole my eastern provinces!"

"I can't help it if you don't know how to keep them."

"Whore!"

"Bitch!"

*mushroom clouds*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2023 06:55 PM (MoZTd)

67 Sweden, who used to be a decent maritime power can , you know , saddle a ship and go to the red sea and beat the crap out of those Houthies.

Posted by: runner at December 21, 2023 06:56 PM (V13WU)

68 Where's Fool guy at? I'd like to invite him to have a donut with me at Krispy Kreme.

I'll buy but he's got to vote for me!

Posted by: Chris Krispy Kreme at December 21, 2023 06:56 PM (89Sog)

69 "And remember, they started raising interest rates the second Trump got into office, didn't want the economy running too hot, you see."

As I recall, they started hikes before the midterms ... which had a significant effect.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 21, 2023 06:56 PM (Cus5s)

70 Those eyebrows are going to give me a nightmare.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 21, 2023 06:56 PM (ZLI7S)

71 That chick has some serious caterpillar eyebrows. They're awful.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 21, 2023 06:57 PM (mupln)

72 Blue hair, nose rings, face tattoos, overweight, rainbow-in-your-face apparel.

No wonder the world loves American wymyn.
Posted by: Auspex at December 21, 2023 06:55 PM (6ZtAH)

And why men suffer from ED so much....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 21, 2023 06:57 PM (Angsy)

73 Kit up. We’re done.
Standby for the next transmission.

Posted by: Redenzo at December 21, 2023 06:57 PM (V/pbu)

74 Biden wraps his remarks in Milwaukee and gets confused. pic.twitter.com/Mc1mjppFC2

— Insider Corner (@insiderscorner) December 20, 2023
___________

Notice that he does the two-step trot not once, but twice, to show he's as fit as in his college football days, chasing down the quarterback from Hofstra.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 21, 2023 06:57 PM (Dm8we)

75 I'm sure someone with the qualifications of all those people let go by WaPo would have no trouble finding a top-flight job in either the food service or housekeeping industries.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 21, 2023 06:57 PM (CsUN+)

76 A legal complaint has been filed against Katrina Jumanji Brown, alleging that she failed to report her husband's income, on her required financial disclosures.
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NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW!!!!

...

there are just special people who aren't obligated to comply.

Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2023 06:58 PM (krQz2)

77 This was essentially a repeat of the Bannon trial where the defendant was not able to put on a defense and essentially the verdict was directed by the judge.

Also the award is completely f**king obscene, given the the reputations of the two mutants in question is that of gutter worms.

Posted by: Thomas Bender

This is correct. Giuliani, Bannon, and Alex Jones were not allowed to present evidence in their "trials".

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 21, 2023 06:58 PM (lTGtQ)

78 With full employment and hyperinflation, how does a cut in interest rates do anything other than help hedge fund managers? Given inflation will get even worse, I don't see an upside.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 21, 2023 06:58 PM (KSNKu)

79 I'm sure someone with the qualifications of all those people let go by WaPo would have no trouble finding a top-flight job in either the food service or housekeeping industries.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 21, 2023 06:57 PM (CsUN+)
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I wish them luck digging ditches.

Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2023 06:58 PM (krQz2)

80 @64

>>An average of 10,000+ illegal immigrants from countries around the world have crossed the southern border every single day this month -- FOX News

That works out to 4M per year give or take, so we will have 16M illegals at the end of the juntas first term..

That's greater than 1/3 of the black population of the US.

Talk about the great replacement.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 21, 2023 06:58 PM (XV/Pl)

81 I'm sure someone with the qualifications of all those people let go by WaPo would have no trouble finding a top-flight job in either the food service or housekeeping industries.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 21, 2023 06:57 PM (CsUN+)

Know people in housekeeping. These people wouldn't last one shift. You have to work too hard.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 21, 2023 06:59 PM (Angsy)

82 5, yea I guess the videos of those two welfare queens dragging out suitcases and other boxes from underneath a covered cart after making sure everyone was gone and they had boarded up the windows isn’t proof enough.

Posted by: Jaimo at December 21, 2023 06:59 PM (sOA7y)

83 I'm sure someone with the qualifications of all those people let go by WaPo would have no trouble finding a top-flight job in either the food service or housekeeping industries.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 21, 2023 06:57 PM (CsUN+)
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I wish them luck digging ditches.

Whoa there, let's keep it realistic.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 21, 2023 06:59 PM (CsUN+)

84 I wonder if Giuliani had to declare bankruptcy, because they were trying to expedite his payments, before his appeals were even completed.

Absurd judgement where he was declared guilty from the start, not allowed a defense, now .. must pay before his appeal is heard.

Judicial Terrorism.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 21, 2023 07:00 PM (Cus5s)

85 I'm sure someone with the qualifications of all those people let go by WaPo would have no trouble finding a top-flight job in either the food service or housekeeping industries.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 21, 2023 06:57 PM (CsUN+)

Know people in housekeeping. These people wouldn't last one shift. You have to work too hard.

Agree, but I've got to work with the material I'm given.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 21, 2023 07:00 PM (CsUN+)

86 Actor Will Ferrell asks if it's 'time for women to run the planet,' says male leaders 'not doing so good'
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That's the thing about Ferrell: he's funny.

Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2023 07:00 PM (krQz2)

87
I'm sure someone with the qualifications of all those people let go by WaPo would have no trouble finding a top-flight job in either the food service or housekeeping industries.

__________

"Do you know how to read and write?"
"Uh..."
"NEXT!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2023 07:01 PM (MoZTd)

88 That's the thing about Ferrell: he's funny.

Is he, though?

Posted by: Archimedes at December 21, 2023 07:01 PM (CsUN+)

89 I'm about 1/2 way thru re reading Gulag Archipelago, first time since high school.
This is exactly the way the Bolsheviks handled trials.
Exactly.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 21, 2023 07:01 PM (MeG8a)

90 I wish them luck digging ditches.

Whoa there, let's keep it realistic.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 21, 2023 06:59 PM (CsUN+)
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On the corner in their future?

Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2023 07:01 PM (krQz2)

91 Agree, but I've got to work with the material I'm given.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 21, 2023 07:00 PM (CsUN+)

Maybe honey wagon assistant?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 21, 2023 07:02 PM (Angsy)

92 88 His Old Milwaukee commercials made me laff.

Posted by: Veni, Vidi, gp at December 21, 2023 07:02 PM (MvF+J)

93 @88

>>Is he, though?

Yes, he's funny, he can also be tedious.

But the dude is funny.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 21, 2023 07:02 PM (XV/Pl)

94 That's the thing about Ferrell: he's funny.

[ citation needed ]

Posted by: Oddbob at December 21, 2023 07:02 PM (sNc8Y)

95 That's the thing about Ferrell: he's funny.

Is he, though?
Posted by: Archimedes at December 21, 2023 07:01 PM (CsUN+)
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I think so.

WE'RE STREAKING THE QUAD!!!

Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2023 07:02 PM (krQz2)

96
FJB is made of wax

E I E I O

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 21, 2023 07:02 PM (63Dwl)

97 Oh yes, that is the precise reason Giuliani sought bankruptcy protection. No 30 day appeal or review for Rudy.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 21, 2023 07:03 PM (MeG8a)

98 BNO News @BNONews 3h
UNIVERSITY MASSACRE
- Charles University in Prague
- Gunman with rifle opened fire
- 15 dead, including suspect
- 25 injured, 10 seriously
- Suspect also killed his dad
- May have killed 2 more last week
- Suspect: 24-year-old student
- 'Inspired' by other mass shooters

BNO News @BNONews 4h
BREAKING: Czech university gunman suspected of killing man and baby in another shooting last week, officials say
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Shooter identified as David Kozak.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 21, 2023 07:04 PM (2yu8s)

99 I rarely click on videos, but I did so on the one with Biden. What a f*cking moron.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at December 21, 2023 07:05 PM (Qt4kF)

100 She's a Dairy Queen 3. Very mid. I would not pay for her cheeseburger and milkshake unless I had a firm guarantee of poon.
Posted by: ace

She could play with your dilly bar

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 21, 2023 07:05 PM (P6aOE)

101 Shooter identified as David Kozak.

24-year-old philosophy student. Not saying that's relevant, but I'm not saying it isn't.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 21, 2023 07:06 PM (CsUN+)

102 Brown Jackson is running on empty.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 21, 2023 07:06 PM (63Dwl)

103 Yes, he's funny, he can also be tedious.

But the dude is funny.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 21, 2023 07:02 PM (XV/Pl)
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Some people like his performance at the end of Austin Powers, but that was right at the start of his movie career and I remember thinking was this guy going to go anywhere? Was SNL done producing movie stars?

It wasn't *that* bad, but it still prompted me to think those things--so take that for what it is.

Then I saw Anchorman. I actually *avoided* Anchorman for a good period. Not knowing if I wanted to see a whole 90 minutes of him.

Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2023 07:07 PM (krQz2)

104 The girls problem is not her looks... it is who she is...

Posted by: tubal at December 21, 2023 07:07 PM (PCK5/)

105 Leading Report @LeadingReport 47m
BREAKING: A new Supreme Court filing argues that Jack Smith was never properly appointed as Special Counsel, which would declare all of his legal acts null and void.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 21, 2023 07:07 PM (2yu8s)

106 Matt Walsh is having a slapfight today over chivalry vs feminism, and he still fails to realize that all most men care about is "a firm guarantee of poon."

Posted by: Veni, Vidi, gp at December 21, 2023 07:08 PM (MvF+J)

107 A homicidal Nietschean perhaps...

Posted by: tubal at December 21, 2023 07:09 PM (PCK5/)

108 Leading Report @LeadingReport 47m
BREAKING: A new Supreme Court filing argues that Jack Smith was never properly appointed as Special Counsel, which would declare all of his legal acts null and void.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 21, 2023 07:07 PM (2yu8s)
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I saw that and they make a good case.

Probably not good enough to stop the Dems Will to Power.

Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2023 07:09 PM (krQz2)

109 24-year-old philosophy student. Not saying that's relevant, but I'm not saying it isn't.
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Went nuts translating English puns on German philosophers' names into Czech. [Or Slovakian.]

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 21, 2023 07:09 PM (2yu8s)

110 How can these pussies be beating us?

Posted by: Eeyore at December 21, 2023 07:10 PM (1bNHn)

111 The girls problem is not her looks... it is who she is...

I dunno, I think I can save her.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 21, 2023 07:10 PM (CsUN+)

112 A homicidal Nietschean perhaps...

Posted by: tubal at December 21, 2023 07:09 PM (PCK5/)
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Don't kill other people is just *slave morality*, man!

You can't keep the Ubermensch down!

Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2023 07:10 PM (krQz2)

113
I am deeply disappointed that Joe didn't walk through that wall of flags.

and doesn't the skin on his face look weirdly shiny and tight?
ew.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker

===============

The way he raises his hands, every time. "Someone gonna tell what I do next? You gonna make me stand here waiting for an answer?"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 21, 2023 07:10 PM (n7rxJ)

114 As I understand it, he made specific accusations which defamed two people, and could not produce the evidence to support the Truth Defense.

That should be worth a couple trillion right there.

Posted by: Ronster at December 21, 2023 07:11 PM (t3bXe)

115 Hey homegirl. If you liked the bros bro you'll love me.

Posted by: Iva Bigun at December 21, 2023 07:11 PM (7cPAc)

116 Kudos to Gov. Abbott, but wouldn't it be better to charter some C130s and airdrop them over Mexico City? (Yes, yes, of course with parachutes).

Posted by: Paco at December 21, 2023 07:11 PM (njExo)

117 Kunta Kinte Brown Tito Jackson as been stealing since she was a twinkling in her daddy's nutsack.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 21, 2023 07:12 PM (R/m4+)

118 Private money funding a narcissistic celebration of her could be cause for conflict of interest, and of a requirement that she recuse herself in cases involving those benefactors.
_______

Leftists don't recuse. What are you, racist AND

Posted by: Eeyore at December 21, 2023 07:12 PM (1bNHn)

119 Probably 5 girls dressed like Madonna in the Class of 84. This is not a complaint.

Posted by: DOYLE at December 21, 2023 07:12 PM (Z8Yh2)

120 Argentina continues to be interesting:

Minister of Foreign Affairs, Diana Mondino, has tweeted that per the most recent decree, debts can be settled in Argentina with an agreed on currency whether or not it is legal tender in the Republic or not, and adds that this means also kilos of beef on the hoof, milk or crypto

http://tinyurl.com/2jd92y5x

(Zero Hedge link with additional translations)

Posted by: Kindltot at December 21, 2023 07:12 PM (D7oie)

121 It comes as a huge surprise that Leftist Girl likes free money. She probably felt like she was dating the federal government.
A Starbucks 4.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 21, 2023 07:12 PM (roH4R)

122
That video of minors being escorted, though. There are a few more on X. How can this possibly be anything but the worst?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 21, 2023 07:13 PM (n7rxJ)

123 Sweden, who used to be a decent maritime power can , you know , saddle a ship and go to the red sea and beat the crap out of those Houthies.
Posted by: runner at December 21, 2023 06:56 PM (V13WU)

They still have quite an excellent maritime tradition. They put barcodes on the bottom of their boats so when they come in to port they can just Scandinavian.

Posted by: Robert at December 21, 2023 07:13 PM (/URNg)

124 DC_Draino @DC_Draino 14m
I’ve been to multiple Trump events in DC and there are 2 things that always happen:

1. Antifa shows up
2. Antifa causes problems

We’ve now seen thousands of hours of J6 tapes and not a single 1 of them shows an Antifa demonstration

What’s more likely:
That no Antifa showed up in deep blue DC to protest the biggest MAGA rally in history?

Or
Antifa dressed up as Trump supporters and instigated violence (likely at the direction of Deep State handlers)?

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 21, 2023 07:14 PM (2yu8s)

125 A former Trump administration official predicted the Federal Reserve would cut interest rates in 2024 to "juice the economy" before the election
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I think its worse than just the Fed juicing markets. Buyers show up with massive buys whenever the stock market drops; its uncanny and unnatural.

Between big buys and the Fed, I'm thinking the Friends of Junta will try to keep the market positive until there's no further point to it. In other words, I'm thinking of checking out of the market (mostly), because it is so odd.

Unfortunately, the timing on that could be first quarter, the way Biden's polling is going.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 21, 2023 07:14 PM (hj1Oi)

126 Leading Report @LeadingReport 47m
BREAKING: A new Supreme Court filing argues that Jack Smith was never properly appointed as Special Counsel, which would declare all of his legal acts null and void.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 21, 2023 07:07 PM (2yu8s)

It is rumored that Jack Smith has amassed a small fortune by contacting combatants in the Balkan wars and advising them that they are being targeted for prosecution for war crimes, and a payment will make that go away. It is also rumored there are a number of really pissed off people trying to get a piece of him for this.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 21, 2023 07:15 PM (D7oie)

127 Disclosure of SCOTUS incomes shows the Black judge to have the lowest income.

They adopted the idea that inequity implies racism, so the only explanation is SCOTUS racism.

Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2023 07:15 PM (krQz2)

128 DC_Draino @DC_Draino 3h
Twitter deleted this video of Trump calling for peace & for everyone to go home just minutes after he posted it

They wanted J6 chaos to get worse

Then they suspended Trump on all social media & said he incited an insurrection

He couldn’t defend himself

http://tinyurl.com/mryckdwb
1:02 minutes

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 21, 2023 07:16 PM (2yu8s)

129
Maybe that was Broseidon who took her out on the date.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 21, 2023 07:16 PM (n7rxJ)

130 I dunno, I think I can save her.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 21, 2023 07:10 PM (CsUN+)

After you pay for enough dinners and drinks, maybe she'll let you pay a hairdresser for her.

*meow

There's hope for her, maybe.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 21, 2023 07:16 PM (OX9vb)

131 How come *biden's handlers don't use laser pens to draw his attention to where he's supposed to go?

Like a cat.

Seems... a simplistic answer to a retarded old fool. Which describes a lot of cats.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 21, 2023 07:16 PM (Q4IgG)

132 Or
Antifa dressed up as Trump supporters and instigated violence (likely at the direction of Deep State handlers)?

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 21, 2023 07:14 PM (2yu8s)
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People who can't run and use scissors at the same time.

Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2023 07:16 PM (krQz2)

133 ⚔️ vs 🍁
Key Bank Center

Already 1-0 ⚔️

Whoooo Hoooo

Posted by: browndog wants a good game tonight at December 21, 2023 07:17 PM (TTAGa)

134 The girls problem is not her looks... it is who she is...
Posted by: tubal

Virtuous woman: price beyond rubies

This girl: price below dog shit

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 21, 2023 07:18 PM (FVME7)

135 24-year-old philosophy student. Not saying that's relevant, but I'm not saying it isn't.
Posted by: Archimedes

Obviously we need common sense philosopher control.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 21, 2023 07:18 PM (IG4Id)

136
Then they suspended Trump on all social media & said he incited an insurrection

He couldn’t defend himself

http://tinyurl.com/mryckdwb
1:02 minutes
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 21, 2023 07:16 PM (2yu8s)
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They did the nose...and the hat, but Trump's a WITCH! A WITCH! A WITCH!

Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2023 07:19 PM (krQz2)

137 "Antifa dressed up as Trump supporters and instigated violence (likely at the direction of Deep State handlers)?

Posted by: andycanuck"

I watched in real time and saw the people in black with helmets and flack jackets breaking windows in the Capitol and knew they were not Trump supporters.

Posted by: fd at December 21, 2023 07:19 PM (vFG9F)

138 I watched in real time and saw the people in black with helmets and flack jackets breaking windows in the Capitol and knew they were not Trump supporters.

Posted by: fd at December 21, 2023 07:19 PM (vFG9F)
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But they didn't have to be Antifa, they could have been FIBbies.

Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2023 07:20 PM (krQz2)

139 That's the thing about Ferrell: he's funny.

[ citation needed ]
Posted by: Oddbob at December 21, 2023 07:02 PM

Cowbell skit?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 21, 2023 07:21 PM (Wnv9h)

140 Vox @voxdotcom 4h
How Republicans are weaponizing antisemitism to take down DEI

James Lindsay, America's top op @ConceptualJames 1h
DEI is antisemitic, though.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 21, 2023 07:22 PM (2yu8s)

141 "Cowbell skit?"

Hot tub skits with Dratch.

Posted by: Veni, Vidi, gp at December 21, 2023 07:22 PM (MvF+J)

142 So, I am of the school that says blacks are smart enough to get id's that are necessary to vote l, so it is not discriminatory to say you have to have an ID to vote,

However, vids that are offered at yt suggest that this thought might nr incorrect, especially in ar

Posted by: N at December 21, 2023 07:23 PM (RjBju)

143 "DEI is antisemitic, though."

DEI is anti-Liberty, anti-American, anti-Western thought. Or at least anti- the traditional meanings of those values.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 21, 2023 07:24 PM (Cus5s)

144 @137

>>I watched in real time and saw the people in black with helmets and flack jackets breaking windows in the Capitol and knew they were not Trump supporters.

Oh yeah, these guys are "Trump Supporters."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEEEMB0c5So

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 21, 2023 07:24 PM (XV/Pl)

145 Sweden, who used to be a decent maritime power can , you know , saddle a ship and go to the red sea and beat the crap out of those Houthies.
Posted by: runner

They still have quite an excellent maritime tradition. They put barcodes on the bottom of their boats so when they come in to port they can just Scandinavian.
Posted by: Robert

** pulls trebuchet into position **

*** looks around for flaming bag of poo ***

Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Humor Critic . . . at December 21, 2023 07:25 PM (4Winp)

146 "Cowbell skit?"

Hot tub skits with Dratch.
Posted by: Veni, Vidi, gp at December 21, 2023 07:22 PM (MvF+J)
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I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!

Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2023 07:25 PM (krQz2)

147 They put barcodes on the bottom of their boats so when they come in to port they can just Scandinavian.
Posted by: Robert at December 21, 2023 07:13 PM

*slow clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 21, 2023 07:26 PM (Wnv9h)

148 143 Not 'thought.' It's pure dogma.

Posted by: Veni, Vidi, gp at December 21, 2023 07:26 PM (MvF+J)

149 A bachelor is a man who looks before he leaps and then

does not leap

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - National Divorce NOW at December 21, 2023 07:26 PM (VTu1l)

150 ** pulls trebuchet into position **

*** looks around for flaming bag of poo ***
Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Humor Critic . . . at December 21, 2023 07:25 PM (4Winp)

You laughed. Admit it.

Posted by: Robert at December 21, 2023 07:27 PM (wFaZ1)

151 The Vasa sunk shortly after launch.
Swedes.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 21, 2023 07:28 PM (MeG8a)

152 They put barcodes on the bottom of their boats so when they come in to port they can just Scandinavian.
Posted by: Robert at December 21, 2023 07:13 PM

*slow clap*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 21, 2023 07:26 PM (Wnv9h)

*don't encourage him !

Posted by: runner at December 21, 2023 07:28 PM (V13WU)

153 Their boats have barcodes on the bottom, so when they come in to land, they can just Scandinavian.

Posted by: Claudine Gay at December 21, 2023 07:29 PM (CsUN+)

154 They were great at the Battle of Großbeeren !

Posted by: runner at December 21, 2023 07:30 PM (V13WU)

155 Yael Bar tur @yaelbt 8h
Breaking news: The IDF has decided to stop it's fight against Hamas, because the city of Long Beach CA, where crime and homelesness have been rising at staggering rates, decided after a 6 hour meeting to vote for a ceasefire. There are many reasons to support this ceasefire, according to the speakers:

🔻Israel sex traffics children
🔻politians are puppets controlled by the Zionists
🔻Hamas are freedom fighters
🔻Black Jews are being forcible sterilized
🔻Israel controls the media

And many, many more!

Thank you @DrJoniLB for sponsoring this. You’re right -it’s historic.

Thank you to the two lone Long Beach council members who voted against this idiocy, KristinamDuggan and @DSupernaw.

Since us Zionists control the government, I may as well ask you to vote for them.

A Muslim Moroccan friend recently told me how frustrated he is that countries in the ME and North Africa use Israel as a way to unite their people in hate and distract them from poverty, violence and the fact that their govs don't do shit for their people. Makes sense here.
http://tinyurl.com/mr36k3rk
3:45 minutes of b.s.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 21, 2023 07:30 PM (2yu8s)

156 146 "Cowbell skit?"

Not a fan but he killed it in Wedding Crashers

Posted by: Kratwurst at December 21, 2023 07:30 PM (fcDpY)

157 Also, what fucking idiot simp would date that twaffling sexually confused bint with the eyebrows of Eddie Munster?

Fucking simps are gonna get us all killed, i swear to cheese

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - National Divorce NOW at December 21, 2023 07:30 PM (VTu1l)

158 Will Ferrell is a modern day Joe Piscopo.

Good material but it's wasted on him as he has no talent.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 21, 2023 07:30 PM (R/m4+)

159 They should drop them in Evanston, with a Metro Card to get them to Chicago.

Posted by: PG at December 21, 2023 07:31 PM (gQbO4)

160 Their boats have barcodes on the bottom, so when they come in to land, they can just Scandinavian.
Posted by: Claudine Gay at December 21, 2023 07:29 PM

*even slower clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 21, 2023 07:32 PM (Wnv9h)

161 Courts will have to change venues in politically sensitive cases -- and if courts won't allow it, the federal government will have to make them.

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Can't we just burn down feral government courthouses with impunity like they did in the 2020 summer of Mostly Peaceful Burning, Looting, Murdering, and love?

Oh, nevermind ...

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 21, 2023 07:33 PM (HBgiC)

162 158 Will Ferrell is a modern day Joe Piscopo.

My mother kicked me in the balls once…once!

Oscar worthy.

Posted by: Kratwurst at December 21, 2023 07:33 PM (fcDpY)

163 Will Ferrell is a modern day Joe Piscopo.

Good material but it's wasted on him as he has no talent.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 21, 2023 07:30 PM

You shouldn't mock my talent. My father mocked my talent once... once.

Posted by: Joe Piscopo at December 21, 2023 07:33 PM (Wnv9h)

164 There are many reasons to support this ceasefire, according to the speakers:

🔻Israel sex traffics children
🔻politians are puppets controlled by the Zionists
🔻Hamas are freedom fighters
🔻Black Jews are being forcible sterilized
🔻Israel controls the media

-
They completely overlooked the Protocols of the Elders of Zion!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 21, 2023 07:34 PM (FVME7)

165 They're not predators. They're parasites.

Posted by: t-bird at December 21, 2023 07:34 PM (gIvNR)

166 Will Ferrell is a modern day Joe Piscopo.

Good material but it's wasted on him as he has no talent.
---
The SNL process is that both Piscopo and Ferrell develop plenty of the material that put them on the air.

Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2023 07:35 PM (krQz2)

167 You laughed. Admit it.
Posted by: Robert

No … but you got a serious “Oh, Good Lord!” groan …

: -)))

Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Humor Critic . . . at December 21, 2023 07:35 PM (4Winp)

168 Wasn’t me bro, although I’m from SM, I wouldn’t touch that. Was probably a Persian dude.

Posted by: Westside Dano at December 21, 2023 07:35 PM (J/v2z)

169 WE ARE NOT A PREY SPECIES FOR THE PREDATORY, LUNATIC LEFT.

But we are, but so are most of them.

Wait until it sinks in 40% of those entering the country are well educated. Further, those in high schools, colleges, universities & in other educational programs are exceeding 'our' kids regardless of 'color' in knowledge, comprehension & grades.

OTOH, the military will make its quotes again.

Circling back to the 60s & 70s.

Posted by: L - They don't need to outrun the bear. They only need to outrun us - for now at December 21, 2023 07:36 PM (GshMh)

170 A legal complaint has been filed against Katrina Jumanji Brown, alleging that she failed to report her husband's income, on her required financial disclosures.

She is also alleged to have hidden private contributions to her "investiture" ceremony, a party thrown when she was made Chief Diversity Justice. Private money funding a narcissistic celebration of her could be cause for conflict of interest, and of a requirement that she recuse herself in cases involving those benefactors.

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"White racists have no standing -- and Affirmative Action Jackson is a victim in all of this. Next!"

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 21, 2023 07:36 PM (HBgiC)

171 The news ( I watch newsmax) just said governor abbot is flying illegal immigrants to northern cities. I don't understand why. Can't he just fly them to the other end of Mexico and tell them to go home?? Why are the citizens of any state responsible for their upkeep? My grandparents were immigrants and they knew from their arrival that being in America was a gift itself. They did not expect and did not get financial help from the government. Whatever happened tobTNSTAAFL?

Posted by: Chillin the most at December 21, 2023 07:36 PM (0uQp2)

172
Their boats have barcodes on the bottom, so when they come in to land, they can just Scandinavian.
Posted by: Claudine Gay

Beat me with my own schtick.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 21, 2023 07:38 PM (63Dwl)

173 Thought the Swedes were building top grade undersea electric boats?

Posted by: Braenyard at December 21, 2023 07:40 PM (yc+Nx)

174 This cannot go on. As I keep saying, blue jurisdictions cannot be allowed to prey on travelers from the hinterlands with these absurd criminal persecutions and mega-jackpot penalties for not being a progressive leftwing Democrat. WE ARE NOT A PREY SPECIES FOR THE PREDATORY, LUNATIC LEFT.
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We. Are. Farmers!

Bump-bu-dump bump bump bump bum.

Posted by: New York Courts at December 21, 2023 07:40 PM (krQz2)

175 It called on the conference to refer the justice to Attorney General Merrick Garland "for her failure to disclose her husband's consulting income and open an investigation into the potential private funding of her investiture celebration."

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Unfortunately, Merrick Garland is -- like his boss -- brain dead.

Film at 11:00 ...

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 21, 2023 07:40 PM (HBgiC)

176 A Texas congressman has introduced legislation to quell diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) statements at American universities by prohibiting "ideological oaths and similar statements" on college campuses.

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Now do businesses and other organizations.

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 21, 2023 07:41 PM (HBgiC)

177 >>>>Wait until it sinks in 40% of those entering the country are well educated.
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Well, blow me down, you got a link for that?

Posted by: Braenyard at December 21, 2023 07:42 PM (yc+Nx)

178 here are many reasons to support this ceasefire, according to the speakers:

🔻Israel sex traffics children
🔻politians are puppets controlled by the Zionists
🔻Hamas are freedom fighters
🔻Black Jews are being forcible sterilized
🔻Israel controls the media

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looks like defamation to me ! Israel can sue. 148 million.

Posted by: runner at December 21, 2023 07:43 PM (V13WU)

179 A former Trump official confirms your suspicions: The Fed's rate cuts in the face of inflation are designed to "juice" the economy for Biden for the 2024 election.

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Thank God that The Fed is "independent" of politics and not at all a private grifting organization.

Wait, wut?

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 21, 2023 07:43 PM (HBgiC)

180 Been out for a while.
Family health stuff.

In this country, everything seems to be accelerating to a specific point ahead which seems shall neither be pleasant nor bloodless. They've been working on this goal for well over a century and are very close to their goal. They can taste it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 21, 2023 07:43 PM (pcDPj)

181 One minute left in the 1st

3-2 ⚔️

Posted by: browndog wants a good game tonight at December 21, 2023 07:43 PM (TTAGa)

182 fuck it, 148 BILLION

Posted by: runner at December 21, 2023 07:43 PM (V13WU)

183 Biden wraps his remarks in Milwaukee and gets confused.
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Too bad a big animated foot didn't come down from the clouds and squash him though.

Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2023 07:44 PM (krQz2)

184 MAGAs are in an uproar again!

http://tinyurl.com/yhcnwwdw

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 21, 2023 07:44 PM (FVME7)

185 nood cafe

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at December 21, 2023 07:45 PM (sMkAM)

186 >>>>>>As I understand it, he made specific accusations which defamed two people, and could not produce the evidence to support the Truth Defense. Stone me if that's incorrect.

how many defamation cases result in $148 million judgments? It's insane.

Nick Sandman got a few hundred thousand dollars.

Rudy drew one of the worst J6 judges for the defamation case. Judge Beryl Howell passed a judgement determining guilt w/o a trial due to his inability to produce documents and devices. Seem one reason he was unable to fulfill her request was that the FBI had them in their possession and wouldn't return them.

http://tinyurl.com/RGCase

This business will get out of control. It will get out of control, and we'll be lucky to live through it

Posted by: Leon Sphinx channeling Fred Thompson at December 21, 2023 07:45 PM (UIngH)

187 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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Hope your stuff is better and you are doing well, good to see you.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 21, 2023 07:45 PM (yc+Nx)

188 Thank God that The Fed is "independent" of politics and not at all a private grifting organization.

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 21, 2023 07:43 PM (HBgiC)
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No one is above the grift!

Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2023 07:45 PM (krQz2)

189 Oh, look, cafe is open!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 21, 2023 07:45 PM (OX9vb)

190 Café nood up

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 21, 2023 07:46 PM (2yu8s)

191 Courts will have to change venues in politically sensitive cases -- and if courts won't allow it, the federal government will have to make them.

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Dude, WTF?

I know you have a clue. Maybe play it in this moment.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at December 21, 2023 07:47 PM (B/v5R)

192 The plane [Malaysia Airlines MH370] disappeared on March 8, 2014 ...

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WTAF? It's been nearly 10 years since that happened?

Jeebus, it sucks getting old -- as the older you get, the faster time flies ... and I'm still old enough to remember when flight KAL 007 was shot down by the Soviets back in '83 -- seems like yesterday.

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 21, 2023 07:48 PM (HBgiC)

193 Ace: Finally, proof has emerged that Don LeMon's "black hole capture" theory about the disappearance of Malaysian Airlines 370.

Is it just me or is something missing from that (partial) sentence? Don't leave me hanging in suspense, Boss!

Posted by: mindful webworker - although I don't really need to know about Don LeMon's black hole! at December 21, 2023 07:48 PM (ZRAB1)

194 Don LeMon can be found in the Senate cloakroom.

Posted by: Senate Aides at December 21, 2023 07:49 PM (OUiUM)

195 The girl dating the "Bro" is eating her cereal out of a bowl with cats all over it. I feel like there's some foreshadowing happening there.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at December 21, 2023 07:50 PM (lg881)

196 180. Sorry to hear that.

Yes, they can. The next presidential 'election' is less than a year away.

Posted by: L - They don't need to outrun the bear. They only need to outrun us - for now at December 21, 2023 07:50 PM (GshMh)

197 I found a windshield wiper arm and blade whilst riding my bike. I'm sure it fell off the doomed Malaysian flight. I would give it up for science.

Posted by: Rain-X Ray at December 21, 2023 07:52 PM (V5BDR)

198 Jeebus, it sucks getting old -- as the older you get, the faster time flies ... and I'm still old enough to remember when flight KAL 007 was shot down by the Soviets back in '83 -- seems like yesterday.
Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 21, 2023 07:48 PM (HBgiC)

Because Rep Lawrence P. McDonald was on that flight.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 21, 2023 07:53 PM (Angsy)

199 Cowbell skit?

There's no arguing taste or humor but I didn't find that particularly funny. Maybe vaguely "humorous" but I didn't actually laugh at it.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 21, 2023 07:55 PM (sNc8Y)

200 Let's make it an even 200.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 21, 2023 07:58 PM (Angsy)

201 Think about it... Giuliani is facing Lawfare simply because he exercised his 1A rights... You know like the ones we go shot at supposedly defending.

Pardon my vernacular here, Ace... Fuck these people as they are all connected to the DC establishment in search of their own grift starting with the Bush family.

I will always hold HW's service in WWII in high regard, but he was an a$$hole grifter like everyone else.

Posted by: Danimal28 at December 21, 2023 08:14 PM (ryUqI)

202 The befell girl is quite pretty. I could definitely see younger me putting up with her nonsense for the chance at some...good conversation.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 21, 2023 06:50 PM (CsUN+)

She's got some serious filter face. Those eyebrows are sus, and those lines between nose and lips seem to have gone away somehow.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 21, 2023 08:50 PM (eoQWY)

203 Matt Walsh is having a slapfight today over chivalry vs feminism, and he still fails to realize that all most men care about is "a firm guarantee of poon."
Posted by: Veni, Vidi, gp at December 21, 2023 07:08 PM (MvF+J)

People seem to forget chivalry was invented as a game unmarried men played with other men's wives in royal courts to cut down real infidelity. Kinda like medieval OnlyFans.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 21, 2023 08:56 PM (eoQWY)

204 NOOD

ONT is here

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 21, 2023 10:00 PM (qPw5n)

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