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The Week That Was Woke
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BELTRAN: So there's been a whole lot of people thinking and theorizing about white supremacy. And all of these scholars share a view that I share, that whiteness is not the same thing as white people and that whiteness is actually better understood as a political project that has emerged historically, and that is dynamic and that is always changing. And so whiteness as an ideology is rooted in America's history of white supremacy -- right? -- which has to do with the legacy of slavery or Indigenous dispossession or Jim Crow. And I think it's important to realize just how long in this country legal discrimination was not simply culturally acceptable but legally authorized. And so we've only been practicing a more consistent form of legal equality for a relatively short time since the 1960s. So Americans have often learned how to create their own sense of belonging through violence and through the exclusion of certain groups and populations. GARCIA-NAVARRO: So what you're saying, essentially, is that people of other races and ethnicities want to benefit from white privilege by supporting it. BELTRAN: Right.
Remember, we're the racist, they're the "anti-racists" teaching us how to be non-racist like they are. By the way, you paid for that racist agitprop. It's state media outlet NPR. Florida pedophile may be the first to face the death penalty.
"ARFU" is working on an editorial praising this pedophile for the "tender rebellion of his sexy love," and declaring him a "modern-day Joan of Arc, armed not with a spear but with rufies and stuffed animals." In more grooming news, NYU is directing students to a website which offers them advice on gender neutral language. Such as referring to children by the approved gender-neutral term "crotch goblins."
An accused pedophile could become the first person in Florida put to death for sexually abusing a child. Prosecutors announced Thursday their intent to seek a capital punishment sentence under a new law for Joseph Andrew Giampa, who was allegedly filmed molesting a young boy. In a statement announcing Giampa's grand jury indictment, the Fifth Judicial Circuit State Attorney's Office noted the "severity of the crime and impact on the community." Giampa, 36, was indicted on six counts of sexual battery of a person under 12 years of age and three counts of promoting a sexual performance by a child. "The decision to pursue the highest penalty reflects the gravity of the charges and the State Attorney's Office's dedication to holding criminals accountable for their actions," State Attorney Bill Gladson said. Giampa was arrested in November after Lake County deputies identified him as the adult roughly raping a young boy in a homemade video that was allegedly found on Giampa's laptop, according to court records. In the video, the man admitted that he knows the child did not enjoy the abuse, but that he "likes it more when [the victim] does not like it." ... The heavy punishment for sex crimes would be the first of its kind in the state under new legislation signed into law by Gov. Ron DeSantis in May.
A resource cited by New York University includes a "[d]ictionary of gender neutral language" that advocates for calling children "offspring," "spawnlings," and "Crotch Goblins," among other terms. A newsletter sent out by the university's Office of Global Inclusion (OGI) on Dec. 13 features links to three "toolkits": "Faculty Toolkit on Digital Inclusion," "Pronouns," and "Trans Inclusive Practices in the Classroom." ... At the bottom, the page lists resources regarding pronouns, including Pronouns.page, a site dedicated to "creating a source of information about nonbinary and gender neutral language." The site features a "[d]ictionary of gender neutral terms," which recommends gender-neutral terms to use in place of commonly gendered words. The dictionary suggests, among other words, using "postie" in place of "mailman," "mxtress" in place of "master" or "mistress," and "yinz" in place of "you guys." In addition, it proposes gender-neutral terms for grandparents, including "zaza," "grandpab," and "grandwa." Additionally, the site features a glossary of LGBT-related terms, including "axolotlgender," defined as "[a] xenogender in which someone feels a strong connection to axolotls or other salamanders," as well as "catgender," defined as "[a] xenogender in which someone feels an extremely strong connection to cats or other felines ... created for autistic individuals in mind, but anyone may identify with catgender."The LGBT Recruitment Officers have found the pool of vulnerable autistic children ripe for fishing. I would prefer that, instead of indulging autistic children's fantasies (which seem to be behavior learned from other autistic "influencers" on social media), that we taught them to be normal adults. But maybe that's a bridge too far. We're not supposed to divide the world into normal and abnormal, even though that's plainly how it divides up. Fine. But do I have to be dragged into an autistic child's fantasy world? We used to expect the mentally ill or mentally challenged to at least try to act like normal people. Now we are demanding that normal people adopt the worldviews of the mentally ill and mentally abnormal. I'm not insane. Why am I being forced to act as if I were?
... In demonstrating how to use the singular "they," the site quotes the personal website of a poet named Alok Vaid-Menon, using the example text of "ALOK (they/them) is a gender non-conforming writer and performance artist. Their distinctive style and poetic challenge to the gender binary have been internationally renowned." Vaid-Menon has previously come under fire for a now-deleted alleged Facebook post sexualizing young girls. "There are no fairytales and no princesses here," Vaid-Menon allegedly wrote. "Little girls are also queer, trans, kinky, deviant, kind, mean, beautiful, ugly, tremendous, and peculiar. Your kids aren't as straight and narrow as you think they are. Like everybody else. I've been a cute little girl."They drive harder towards sexualizing children than LT trying to sack a quarterback. The Virginia Supreme Court ordered the reinstatement of a teacher who had been fired because of a religious objection to using fake genderbender pronouns.
Elon Musk:"DEI must DIE."
Peter Vlaming taught French in the West Point School District for seven years. A female student claiming to be male had a new preferred name. Vlaming used the new preferred name but simply avoided using the student's preferred pronouns. The school demanded he use the student's preferred pronouns, even when the student was not present. "Peter went out of his way to accommodate this student as he does all his students; his school fired him because he wouldn't contradict his core beliefs," Caleb Dalton of the Alliance Defending Freedom (ADF) had noted. "The school board didn't care how well Peter treated this student. It was on a crusade to compel conformity. He works hard to make his students feel welcomed. In his French class, he always calls his students by the name they choose. He even used the student's preferred masculine name and was willing to avoid using pronouns in the student's presence. He just didn't want to be forced to use a pronoun that offends his conscience. That's entirely reasonable, and it's his constitutionally protected right. Tolerance, after all, is a two-way street." "Peter wasn't fired for something he said; he was fired for something he couldn't say," Chris Schandevel of ADF stated after the lawsuit was reinstated. "
Elon Musk is apparently not a fan of diversity, equity and inclusion (DEI) programs, arguing that such initiatives are destructive and need to be ended. The tech billionaire took to his social media platform, X, on Friday to declare that "DEI must DIE," saying, "The point was to end discrimination, not replace it with different discrimination."Earlier this month, Republicans introduced legislation to outlaw all discrimination at any college taking federal money.
The College Admissions Accountability Act, introduced by Sen. J.D. Vance (R., Ohio) and Rep. Jim Banks (R., Ind.), would establish a special inspector general within the Education Department--separate from the Office of Civil Rights--to probe potential violations of the colorblind standard set forth in Students for Fair Admissions v. Harvard, which ruled that race-conscious admissions programs violate the 14th Amendment. The bill would also bar schools that flout the decision from receiving any form of federal aid. "Every student in America is entitled to equal protection under the law, regardless of their background," Vance told the Washington Free Beacon. "This bill creates the means necessary to enforce the Court's decision and hold colleges and universities accountable for illegal discrimination on the basis of race." The proposed law comes as universities around the country are combing for loopholes in the affirmative action ban. Some institutions have overhauled their essay prompts to focus on race and identity--even though the Supreme Court said essays couldn't be used as a work-around--while others have advised faculty not to create a "record" of "discriminatory intent" and warned that socioeconomic preferences don't "do the trick demographically." Columbia Law School even announced that it would require short video statements from applicants to provide "insight into their personal strengths." The plan, which would have given admissions officers a visual proxy for race, was junked after the Free Beacon asked Columbia for comment. The proposed bureaucracy, the Office of the Special Inspector General for Unlawful Discrimination in Higher Education, would take direct aim at these evasions. "Following the Court's ruling, several American colleges and universities issued statements or unveiled new policies at odds with its letter and spirit," the bill reads. "Institutions of higher education, including their offices of admission, must comply with the Constitution and laws of the United States, as interpreted by the judiciary." .... "The federal government has given the universities free rein to discriminate against white and Asian students," Christopher Rufo, the conservative activist behind numerous state laws banning critical race theory, said of the bill. "Senator Vance's proposed legislation will put a stop to this."Another female athlete has found her courage and is speaking up about the invasion of girls' sports by brutish men.
Jerry Seinfeld was personally protested about Israel, and told that he, personally, was "complicit in genocide." Remember, this is all about the Israeli government, and not just about harassing Jews in the street.
"There's a lot of money in sports and these coaches, their jobs are dependent on them winning," (female volleyballer) Macy Petty told "Varney & Co." guest host David Asman on Monday. "So, if there's no rules from the NCAA saying that it has to be a female that occupies this female scholarship spot, then they're going to go out and recruit whoever's going to win. Unfortunately, because of biological advantages, they're going to go out and recruit men now." OPINION: ALL ... The NCAA athlete's concerns come as a Division 1 school -- The University of Washington -- reportedly awarded a women's volleyball scholarship to 17-year-old transgender athlete Tate Drageset. ... Petty, like Gaines, is concerned about allegedly stolen opportunities, but shares a slew of other worries, including the risk of physical harm as young women face off against competitors with biological advantages. ... During the Monday segment, Asman pointed to an incident involving a female athlete in California who reportedly suffered long-term injuries after being hit with a ball spiked by a trans athlete. "It's heartbreaking. We're seeing it from coast to coast," Petty replied. "Just last year, we saw something very similar in North Carolina. This is very uncommon for volleyball, but this is what happens when you put men on the court with other female athletes."
Pro-Palestinian protesters marching through downtown Syracuse last week gathered outside the Landmark Theatre to protest comedian Jerry Seinfeld's stand-up show, accusing the star of being "complicit in genocide" over his support for Israel. ... The graphic included in the post read, "No holiday entertainment as usual until Palestine is free!" and encouraged demonstrators to bring artwork, flags and signs. The local DSA chapter coordinated with other groups, including the Syracuse Collective for Palestinian Liberation, the Syracuse chapter of the Party for Socialism and Liberation and the Resilient Indigenous Action Collective.They sound fun.
Boston's mayor arranged for a Christmas party with no white people. The progressive dream is Zimbabwe.
Wu this week defended holding an "elected officials of color only" holiday party after accidentally sending invites to white lawmakers only to rescind them shortly after. "We had individual conversations with everyone, so people understand that it was truly just an honest mistake that went out in typing the email field," Wu told reporters. "I've been a part of a group that gathers, representing elected officials of color across all different levels of government in Massachusetts," she added. "A group that has been in place for more than a decade, and the opportunity to create a space for people to celebrate and rotate who hosts." Wu believes the primary issue is that an email was sent out in error rather than her using her position in government to conduct an exclusionary holiday event under the guise of celebrating diversity while being funded by tax dollars. Progressives like Wu preach inclusion while purposefully excluding people, and promote diversity while encouraging their separation. Despite what Wu says, the real reason they want their own Christmas party has nothing to do with "creating a space" for people of color to celebrate the holiday season. The truth is that it's another way for them to celebrate themselves by pretending they're special for being a minority in government. Minority progressives don't want equality, they want special treatment, and they always want one more than whatever the people without color get: including one more Christmas party.A Fairfax, Virginia school board member -- you know this is going to be bad news -- did not swear his oath of office on a Bible but on a stack of so-called "banned" books, meaning gay pornography deemed not suitable for the school library.
Pennsylvania Democrat Senator Bob Casey praised the "diversity" effort of the CAIR founder who said he was "happy" to see Hamas slaughtering Israeli civilians. (He later claimed he only meant he was happy to see Gaza civilians going into Israel after Hamas terrorists had gone in. Whatever, Terrorist Scum.)
A Fairfax County School Board member was sworn in for a second term on Wednesday on a stack of pornographic LGBTQIA2S books, many of which have been removed from schools for being sexually explicit and inappropriate for children. The Virginia school board member, Karl Frisch, was reportedly sworn in on The Perks of Being a Wallflower, All Boys Aren't Blue, Gender Queer, Lawn Boy, and Flamer. "All Boys Aren't Blue describes graphic sexual encounters involving boys, and Flamer contains sexual interactions. Gender Queer contains images of a boy performing fellatio on another man, as well as images of a boy masturbating," The Daily Caller Foundation pointed out."The images are so graphic that Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis had his live news feed cut after showing the images during a press conference in March."
Pennsylvania Democrat Sen. Bob Casey heaped praise on the group whose leader recently made controversial remarks about Hamas' brutal invasion of Israel by previously heralding one of its local chapters' dedication to "diversity and equality" and its commitment to fight "discrimination and prejudice" in society. Nihad Awad, the executive director and co-founder of the Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR), said he was "happy to see" the Oct. 7 Hamas invasion of Israel and that the Jewish state did not have a right to self-defense because it is an "occupying power."A man whose skin tone apparently makes him impossible to photograph has been arrested for an assault that took place at a synagogue. Given the fact that no mechanical means of capturing the image of his face exists, I think I can tell what race he is: Vampire.
Police arrested 33-year-old Brent Wood, who faces charges of simple assault and resisting arrest. The department is investigating the incident as a hate crime, though it stressed that the designation could change and that it does not mean prosecutors will pursue the case as such. The Kesher Israel Congregation was the site of the attack, NBC News4 Washington reported. The suspect yelled, "Gas the Jews" during the attack, the affiliate reported, citing unnamed sources.The media and police are imposing an absolute boycott of photos of this anti-semitic racist, so I feel very comfortable assuming he is a white middle-aged MAGA supporter, the way the media and The Regime like their violent anti-semites. I certainly will not take their utter refusal to run a picture of this man as evidence that he's not white at all!
🚨Last night in Virginia, Fairfax County School Board member @KarlFrisch was sworn in on a stack “LGBTQ themed” books, including one that depicts naked teenage boys.
— Nicki Neily (@nickineily) December 14, 2023
Don't forget that the “book ban” narrative is part of a dishonest political campaign aimed at attacking parents.… pic.twitter.com/o2LcbkBQz0
Prager comments:
Last year, she wrote, surrounded by wrapping paper and abandoned gifts, I suggested to my husband Chris that next time we shouldn't buy anything -- for each other or the children. Not buying anything for my husband is trivial because he can buy for himself. But not buying presents for our two girls, aged six and three, is a trickier proposition... We're increasingly aware of the global impact of our purchases. Everything we buy the kids will go into landfill... With the planet on fire and plastics everywhere it seems like we are at a moment of reckoning and have been for some time... I've forced this rule on the family, telling my mother, in-laws and the brothers and sisters not to buy the girls anything. My sister was appalled and very cross that she will be thought of as the mean old aunt. Just because I want to strip the joy out of Christmas, why should she have to?
Just remember this rule of life: Everything the Left touches, it destroys. That includes joy. ... This woman's article encapsulates much of the darkness the Left represents and creates.Where does this madness end? With the deliberate culling of the human species:
World Economic Forum "agenda contributor" and UN "Messenger of Peace", Jane Goodall, would love nothing more than to "reduce the number of people on the planet".
— Wide Awake Media (@wideawake_media) December 14, 2023
"There's too many of us. It's a planet of finite resources, and we're using them up."
Source:… pic.twitter.com/USqiAEVy7P
Whether it's eating less meat or cycling instead of driving, humans can do many things to help prevent climate change. Unfortunately, breathing less isn't one of them. That might be a problem, as a new study claims the gases in air exhaled from human lungs is fueling global warming. Methane and nitrous oxide in the air we exhale makes up to 0.1 per cent of the UK's greenhouse gas emissions, scientists say. And that's not even accounting for the gas we release from burps and farts, or emissions that come from our skin without us noticing. The new study was led by Dr Nicholas Cowan, an atmospheric physicist at the UK Centre for Ecology and Hydrology in Edinburgh. 'Exhaled human breath can contain small, elevated concentrations of methane (CH4) and nitrous oxide (N2O), both of which contribute to global warming,' Dr Cowan and colleagues say. 'We would urge caution in the assumption that emissions from humans are negligible.'I think something like that was probably said in the Wolf's Den. In November, Cosmopolitan offered readers a guide for celebrating your abortion with a Satanic ritual. No that's not an exaggeration. The Satanic Abortion Clinic That's Pissed Off Pretty Much Everyone...and Might Beat the Bans Anyway At first glance, The Satanic Temple's new telehealth venture, named after Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito Jr.'s mom, seems like a social experiment in trolling. But as Cosmo reports, the fully credentialed clinic is serving real patients and has a real chance of breaking the religious right's grip on abortion law.
By Arielle Domb and Photographs by Joe LingemanPublished: Nov 14, 2023 8:30 AM EST
Lest you think this is just news coverage, no, Cosmo is really selling the idea of conducting a Satanic ritual. See their Instragam how-to guide.
"I think it's genius," says Jessica* over hands-free while driving her kids around Albuquerque, running errands. The 37-year-old mother of three isn't a Satanist, but as of this week, she's a fan. She's also pregnant but not for long. A set of abortion pills is waiting for her back home, thanks to speedy shipping via Samuel Alito's Mom's Satanic team. ... She listened with curiosity as the nurse described the optional ceremonial aspects of the Satanic abortion ritual: First, you find a quiet space. Bring a mirror if you can. Just before taking the medication, gaze at your reflection and focus on your personhood. Home in on your intent, your responsibility to you. Take a few deep, relaxing breaths. When you're ready, read the following tenet aloud: One's body is inviolable, subject to one's own will alone. Take the medication and immediately afterward, recite, Beliefs should conform to one's best scientific understanding of the world. One should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit one's beliefs. Later, once your body expels the aborted tissue, return to your reflection. Focus again on your personhood, your power in making this decision. Complete the ritual by reciting a personal affirmation: By my body, my blood; by my will, it is done.
An exorcist was asked for comment. She said you should probably not compound the sin of abortion by then holding a Satanic celebration of it.
An experienced exorcist is responding to a recent Cosmopolitan magazine story and social media post detailing a "satanic abortion ceremony." "In previous eras, those who practiced evil kept to the shadows and remained hidden," Msgr. Stephen Rossetti, research associate professor of practice at the Catholic University of America in Washington, D.C., told Our Sunday Visitor. "Today, our society has gotten so dysfunctional that evil freely operates in the open and society accepts it, even condones it. Someone needs to say: 'The Emperor has no clothes.'"
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: lurking at December 22, 2023 05:35 PM (mZOHK)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 22, 2023 05:36 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Marv Albert at December 22, 2023 05:37 PM (di6C2)
Also fuck NPR
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 22, 2023 05:36 PM (xcxpd)
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Yes and yes
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2023 05:37 PM (LsAl1)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at December 22, 2023 05:38 PM (mZOHK)
"Yinz" in place of "you guys"?
That settles it. Wokeness is just Pennsylvanian Cultural Imperialism.
Posted by: Robert at December 22, 2023 05:40 PM (hyAmQ)
Holy cr*p ace.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at December 22, 2023 05:38 PM (mZOHK)
I skimmed it. ace will understand.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 22, 2023 05:40 PM (di6C2)
I mean, I know they hate us, but dude......some of that crap I can't even look at. Satanic abortions?
Wm Blake's remains are now achieving neutron star densities against the walls of his crypt.............
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at December 22, 2023 05:41 PM (mZOHK)
Boston's mayor arranged for a Christmas party with no white people.
Then: Segregating people based on race is vile and illegal!
Now: Segregation now, Segregation FOREVER
Posted by: Mayor Wu at December 22, 2023 05:41 PM (XqcwY)
Um, isn't "children" gender neutral already?
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2023 05:41 PM (LsAl1)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 22, 2023 05:41 PM (xcxpd)
I'd go on to argue racism was largely a non-thing in the 80s to the 00s.
But it's a useful bogeyman they just couldn't let die. All this shit started with Obama. Stirring up racial hatred is lockstep with all the liberal/socialist writings. You can't make peaceful people move in the direction you want them to.
Agitprop.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 05:42 PM (5xURv)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2023 05:37 PM (LsAl1)
How are you doing, by the way?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 22, 2023 05:42 PM (xcxpd)
Um, isn't "children" gender neutral already?
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2023 05:41 PM (LsAl1)
Stop asking questions, peasant.
Posted by: Robert at December 22, 2023 05:42 PM (hyAmQ)
Posted by: 29Victor at December 22, 2023 05:42 PM (M+gBW)
Remember it was a purple state until DeSantis cleaned up the vote.
And...as "far right wing" as the FNM portrays this kind of thing cracking down on pedos was not considered partisan until a few years ago. Love is love and all that I guess...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2023 05:43 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 22, 2023 05:43 PM (qPw5n)
And they allow abortion
Tell me again why conservatives like Israel so much ?
Posted by: Paul at December 22, 2023 05:44 PM (XxEJQ)
I am perplexed.. confounded even..Posted by: tubal at December 22, 2023 05:44 PM (kQ2o7)
*Sigh*
Lamont, ya big dummy.
Posted by: Robert at December 22, 2023 05:45 PM (hyAmQ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 05:45 PM (5xURv)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 22, 2023 05:45 PM (IX0pp)
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You first, Jane.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2023 05:45 PM (XeU6L)
This is what the remark in Ace's stuff about, about the pronoun "they," triggered in my age-fogged memory.
Where is that from? Maurice Sendak? Cheech and Chong? Did I do too much weed back in the 60s?
Posted by: Mr Gaga at December 22, 2023 05:45 PM (KiBMU)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 22, 2023 05:45 PM (qPw5n)
*Sigh*
Lamont, ya big dummy.
Posted by: Robert at December 22, 2023 05:45 PM (hyAmQ
I'd ask for refund!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 05:45 PM (5xURv)
*Sigh*
Lamont, ya big dummy.
Posted by: Robert at December 22, 2023 05:45 PM (hyAmQ)
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Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 22, 2023 05:46 PM (xcxpd)
Seriously... shuttering the insane asylums was a horrible idea.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 22, 2023 05:46 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 22, 2023 05:42 PM (xcxpd)
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I'm good. Still waiting on a referral to a cardiologist, but internet research in thd meantimd tells me that heart palpitations can be a hormonal thing, which makes sense at my age.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2023 05:46 PM (LsAl1)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 22, 2023 05:45 PM (IX0pp)
Are Pedo Fries a new offering at Applebee’s????
Posted by: tubal at December 22, 2023 05:46 PM (kQ2o7)
Posted by: Paul at December 22, 2023 05:44 PM (XxEJQ)
Because people like you would happily murder every Jewish man, woman and child in a heartbeat?
Posted by: Robert at December 22, 2023 05:47 PM (hyAmQ)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 22, 2023 05:47 PM (cV6g7)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2023 05:46 PM (LsAl1)
That sounds like good news, or at least not bad news.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 22, 2023 05:47 PM (xcxpd)
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Here was a missed opportunity to help the reader. Was the car parked frontward or was it backed into the space?
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at December 22, 2023 05:48 PM (p0oYG)
Posted by: mr tmz at December 22, 2023 05:48 PM (rJ48h)
I'm gonna take a sabbatical from work to read this.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 22, 2023 05:48 PM (iz5O1)
F--k us sideways, why didn't we write this first?
Posted by: The Babylon Bee at December 22, 2023 05:48 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: FIFO at December 22, 2023 05:48 PM (Gplmx)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 05:45 PM (5xURv)
I'd settle for a coupon for one free month of Ace of Spades HQ Premium.
Posted by: Robert at December 22, 2023 05:49 PM (hyAmQ)
Thank God He didn't follow those rules.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 05:49 PM (5xURv)
Should be all set now though.
Posted by: ace at December 22, 2023 05:49 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Skip at December 22, 2023 05:49 PM (fwDg9)
And they allow abortion
Tell me again why conservatives like Israel so much ?
Posted by: Paul at December 22, 2023 05:44 PM (XxEJQ)
Explaining it to you would be like explaining calculus to a 5 year old.
Posted by: Drive by at December 22, 2023 05:50 PM (MNhXM)
*Sigh*
Lamont, ya big dummy.
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yeah... i forgot that some of the post needed finishing.
Posted by: ace at December 22, 2023 05:50 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 22, 2023 05:50 PM (nC+QA)
Posted by: Robert at December 22, 2023 05:49 PM (hyAmQ
It sounds like a good deal but it's only for February. Ace doesn't post any good premium stuff in February.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 05:50 PM (5xURv)
Posted by: That Northernlurker embracing the suckd at December 22, 2023 05:50 PM (miT2W)
Posted by: Jordan61
Stop asking questions, peasant.
Posted by: Robert
Why is there no gender-neutral word for "aunts and uncles" or "nieces and nephews?"
Why are there no gendered words for male or female cousins?
Posted by: Unruly Peasant # 17 at December 22, 2023 05:51 PM (DgGvY)
Should be all set now though.
Posted by: ace at December 22, 2023 05:49 PM (KRtlO)
We will allow it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 05:51 PM (5xURv)
yeah... i forgot that some of the post needed finishing.
Posted by: ace at December 22, 2023 05:50 PM (KRtlO)
I did not notice because.. you know..
Posted by: tubal at December 22, 2023 05:51 PM (kQ2o7)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2023 05:46 PM (LsAl1)
But are you cleared to drink, if not heavily, at least moderately?
Posted by: Robert at December 22, 2023 05:51 PM (hyAmQ)
Nothing like ending the day with a plate full of 'How fvcked up has this country become?"
Which is not a criticism of Ace for reporting it. I just wish the content he had to choose from was about 99% smaller.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 22, 2023 05:51 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at December 22, 2023 05:51 PM (p0oYG)
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Ted Bundy had a tender rebellion of his tough love, and was a modern-day John of Arc, armed not with a spear but with clubs and handcuffs.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 22, 2023 05:51 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2023 05:51 PM (LsAl1)
And then.... I saw it didn't only need a once-over.
Posted by: ace at December 22, 2023 05:51 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Paul at December 22, 2023 05:44 PM (XxEJQ)
Because Israelis understand very well that if its a choice between one of my kids dying vs one of yours, or even 5 of yours, a normal human being will say "my kids are more important to me than yours", and moreover Israelis don't think that this is something to apologize for, or debate.
Conservative Americans get that. Israelis (who are not particularly conservative) get that. Retards like you don't. It's that F8cking simple you dumb twat.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at December 22, 2023 05:52 PM (mZOHK)
Oh yes we are. Only the hysterical leftwing freaks have flipped what is normal and abnormal. We’re the abnormal ones now, bruh.
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 22, 2023 05:52 PM (6DILh)
Posted by: Jorge Jetson at December 22, 2023 05:52 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Dino58 at December 22, 2023 05:52 PM (LVPff)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 22, 2023 05:52 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2023 05:41 PM (LsAl1)
Almost as if dehumanization is the real goal.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 22, 2023 05:52 PM (nC+QA)
On the one hand you'd say there was plenty of work to be had doing exorcists in DC. On the other hand, I don't know how you exorcise what is the norm. I mean, the demons would be going "What they hell, dude? You think we're somehow the uninvited guests here?"
Posted by: BurtTC at December 22, 2023 05:52 PM (cV6g7)
Explaining it to you would be like explaining calculus to a 5 year old.
Posted by: Drive by
I estimate a 91% greater chance of a tantrum when explaining something to Paul than to a random 5-year-old.
Posted by: mikeski at December 22, 2023 05:52 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2023 05:52 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2023 05:41 PM (LsAl1)
Almost as if dehumanization is the real goal.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 22, 2023 05:52 PM (nC+QA)
Denigration, dismissal.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 22, 2023 05:53 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 22, 2023 05:52 PM (YqDXo
Asians go both ways. They are white when you need a bogeyman. 'Of color' when you don't.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 05:53 PM (5xURv)
Why are there no gendered words for male or female cousins?
Posted by: Unruly Peasant # 17 at December 22, 2023 05:51 PM (DgGvY)
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Nieces and nephews are "niblings" apparently. I learned that recently.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2023 05:53 PM (LsAl1)
Posted by: humpty dumpty looking m-fer at December 22, 2023 05:54 PM (ttzpt)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at December 22, 2023 05:52 PM (mZOHK)
You're being too kind.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 22, 2023 05:54 PM (cV6g7)
Jerry Seinfeld, whose television show which was ranked 8th of the greatest television shows ever, with such illustrious tv shows as Sex In The City, The Wire, The Sorpanos and Breaking Bad ranked ahead of it.
That Jerry Seinfeld?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 22, 2023 05:54 PM (XV/Pl)
Read the wonderful YA novel, "Feed," I've plugged it here before. It's set in the near future, an age in which every red-blooded American, from the age of speech, has a tiny device implanted into the spinal cord that brings the cloud with all of its ads and bullshit into your mind, allowing you to communicate without the messy-ness of using your thumbs, with your friend sitting right next to you, . , ,
or in a nightclub up on the moon.
And when the president wants to deliver an address, all get it via the feed, and he begins most sentences with "Dude, . . . "
Posted by: Mr Gaga at December 22, 2023 05:55 PM (KiBMU)
24?! Massive erroneous typo there, Paulie. If you can't even get your jibes correct, what is your point In being here?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2023 05:55 PM (VUCmE)
Posted by: humpty dumpty looking m-fer at December 22, 2023 05:54 PM (ttzpt)
FIFY
Posted by: BurtTC at December 22, 2023 05:55 PM (cV6g7)
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Thought that was what *biden called kids.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 22, 2023 05:55 PM (Q4IgG)
This is what the remark in Ace's stuff about, about the pronoun "they," triggered in my age-fogged memory.
Where is that from? Maurice Sendak? Cheech and Chong? Did I do too much weed back in the 60s?
Posted by: Mr Gaga at December 22, 2023 05:45 PM (KiBMU)
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It's one of B. Kliban's cat cartoons. "Blues cat," I think.
Love to eat them mousies
Mousies what I love to eat.
Bite they little heads off
Nibble on they tiny geet.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 22, 2023 05:55 PM (ScR16)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 22, 2023 05:55 PM (XV/Pl)
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Shocking new peer-reviewed study!
Peer-Reviewed Study Finds "Sex Could Be A Better Predictor Of Sports Performance Than Gender Identity"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 22, 2023 05:55 PM (FVME7)
"Just remember this rule of life: Everything the Left touches, it destroys."
"That includes joy."
Posted by: redridinghood at December 22, 2023 05:56 PM (NpAcC)
That Jerry Seinfeld?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 22, 2023 05:54 PM (XV/Pl)
I'm assuming "She's the Sheriff" is somewhere in that Top 8?
Posted by: BurtTC at December 22, 2023 05:56 PM (cV6g7)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 22, 2023 05:55 PM (XV/Pl
Love that show. How to chain smoke and ogle women's asses while drinking at work.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 05:56 PM (5xURv)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 22, 2023 05:55 PM (XV/Pl)
Could not get into that show for some reason…
Posted by: tubal at December 22, 2023 05:56 PM (kQ2o7)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2023 05:53 PM (LsAl1)
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Not "nibelungen?"
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 22, 2023 05:57 PM (ScR16)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 22, 2023 05:55 PM (XV/Pl)
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I really tried to like Mad Men. I failed.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2023 05:57 PM (LsAl1)
Posted by: That Guy who Always Enboldens Unexpectedly . . . at December 22, 2023 05:57 PM (4Winp)
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Now, Newman I could see.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 22, 2023 05:57 PM (FVME7)
When 100% of the time throughout history, without fail, it's the strong, violent, men who take over. In their cities 1st.
And they, the fey, lawyeristic, soft-hand feminized people get lined up against the wall.
Where they will still be blaming you and me for their fate.
You force us normals welcome a tyrant to end your world.
They should pray Trump wins ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at December 22, 2023 05:57 PM (TzW+Y)
Posted by: humpty dumpty looking m-fer
.......
That is one oddly shaped egg.
Posted by: wth at December 22, 2023 05:58 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 22, 2023 05:58 PM (ScR16)
I wish Ace would once again post that chart on some Gainzz thread where someone can consume a tiny little 400 calorie slice of New York cheesecake tonight and work it off in 15 minutes of exercise tomorrow.
404 - Not Found
Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 22, 2023 05:58 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 22, 2023 05:54 PM (cV6g7)
My apologies to twats all round. I have known many twats and found twats in general to be kind and nurturing, and of course worthy of care and affection.
It's the stupid ones that piss me off, Should have been more careful. Any moron twats out there should understand that you have my respect and affection, particularly if.....well never mind. I'll leave it there.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at December 22, 2023 05:58 PM (mZOHK)
That Jerry Seinfeld?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 22, 2023 05:54 PM (XV/Pl)
I'm assuming "She's the Sheriff" is somewhere in that Top 8?
Posted by: BurtTC at December 22, 2023 05:56 PM (cV6g7)
right below 'Baywatch Nights'
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 22, 2023 05:58 PM (xcxpd)
Sounds about right, if...
*types*
*deletes*
Yep. Sounds about right.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2023 05:59 PM (991eG)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 22, 2023 05:52 PM (YqDXo)
You know how in france, during the occupation, there were french whoooers who canoodled with the Germans?
Prolly learned how to sprechen zee Deutch while they were at it. Just to fit in with the prevailing power structure.
Yeah, like that.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 22, 2023 05:59 PM (cV6g7)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 22, 2023 05:59 PM (FVME7)
Peer-Reviewed Study Finds "Sex Could Be A Better Predictor Of Sports Performance Than Gender Identity"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Shocking, I tell you!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2023 05:59 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Drive by at December 22, 2023 06:00 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 22, 2023 05:59 PM (FVME7)Mm
I chucklesnorted.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 06:00 PM (5xURv)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 22, 2023 06:00 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 22, 2023 05:56 PM (cV6g7)
right below 'Baywatch Nights'
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 22, 2023 05:58 PM (xcxpd)
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Whatever you say, Manimal still rules the roost.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 22, 2023 06:00 PM (HqEP8)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 22, 2023 05:56 PM (cV6g7)
right below 'Baywatch Nights'
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 22, 2023 05:58 PM (xcxpd)
Quality television is timeless.
But yeah, that Seinfeld guy was on teevee for a while there, I think.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 22, 2023 06:00 PM (cV6g7)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 22, 2023 06:00 PM (0NYgd)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 22, 2023 05:52 PM (YqDXo
Asians go both ways....
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 05:53 PM (5xURv)
Yeah, sometimes
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 22, 2023 06:00 PM (xcxpd)
was that Suzanne Sommers? Never saw it but I think I saw commercials.
Posted by: ace at December 22, 2023 06:00 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 22, 2023 06:01 PM (FCs/J)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 22, 2023 06:01 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: ace at December 22, 2023 06:01 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 22, 2023 06:00 PM (HqEP
Man. Animal. Man. Animal. Manimal!
8/7 central and mountain
Stay tuned for the Man from Atlantis next!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 22, 2023 06:02 PM (xcxpd)
A Fairfax County School Board member was sworn in for a second term on Wednesday on a stack of pornographic LGBTQIA2S books, many of which have been removed from schools for being sexually explicit and inappropriate for children.
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Same entitled, consequences-free mentality as the Senate Sodomy Twink. You haven't heard the last of this guy -- there's an indictment in his future.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 22, 2023 06:02 PM (HAafC)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 06:02 PM (5xURv)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 22, 2023 06:02 PM (0NYgd)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
* glances at article title *
Yeah, no shit, Sherlock.
Posted by: a reviewing peer at December 22, 2023 06:02 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2023 05:55 PM (VUCmE)
Ouch, Fen. That hurts.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 22, 2023 06:02 PM (di6C2)
It's the stupid ones that piss me off, Should have been more careful. Any moron twats out there should understand that you have my respect and affection, particularly if.....well never mind. I'll leave it there.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at December 22, 2023 05:58 PM (mZOHK)
Speaking of, there was a comment in the last thread, about how Ivanka sold perfume (a sarcastic suggestion that the Trump children are as corrupt as the Bidens), and all I can think of is, I bet she smells REAL good. Everywhere.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 22, 2023 06:02 PM (cV6g7)
Posted by: tubal at December 22, 2023 06:02 PM (kQ2o7)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 22, 2023 06:03 PM (0NYgd)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 06:03 PM (5xURv)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
No shit.
U-15 Boys soccer and U-15 Boys Hockey teams after wiping the floor with Women's National Soccer and Hockey Teams
Posted by: Archer at December 22, 2023 06:03 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2023 05:53 PM (LsAl1)
I looked it up. It's a neologism invented in the 50s. I have quite quickly decided I don't like it because it almost implies a direct relation. Or something delicious. And that makes it weird.
I feel that if you're going to create a gender neutral word for a sibling's offspring I would think "sibling" would be the root. "Siblingspring" or something.
Posted by: Robert at December 22, 2023 06:03 PM (qiZB5)
Posted by: ace at December 22, 2023 06:00 PM (KRtlO)
Yeah, I only remember it now because was mentioned when she died earlier this year (recently?).
Posted by: BurtTC at December 22, 2023 06:03 PM (cV6g7)
Posted by: ace at December 22, 2023 06:04 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: That Northernlurker embracing the suckd at December 22, 2023 06:04 PM (miT2W)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 22, 2023 06:01 PM (BpYfr)
It don't matter when it's Arcturian, man!
Posted by: Frost at December 22, 2023 06:04 PM (di6C2)
>>I'm assuming "She's the Sheriff" is somewhere in that Top 8?
The top 10 was...
10. Roots.
9. Mary Tyler Moore Show
8. Seinfeld
7. The Wire
6. Sex In The City
5. Breaking Bad
4. The Simpsons
3. The Sopranos
2. Mad Men
1. I Love Lucy.
The Cosby Show was Ranked 90.
X-Files was ranked 38.
No Barney Miller, No Adam 12, No Bonanza, No Wings, No Maude, No Goodtimes, No Chico and The Man, etc.
It's like the makers of this list saw the Rolling Stone 250 Greatest Guitarist List and said, we can top that.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 22, 2023 06:04 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 22, 2023 06:04 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 22, 2023 06:04 PM (0NYgd)
Posted by: tubal at December 22, 2023 06:04 PM (kQ2o7)
Speaking of, there was a comment in the last thread, about how Ivanka sold perfume (a sarcastic suggestion that the Trump children are as corrupt as the Bidens), and all I can think of is, I bet she smells REAL good. Everywhere.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 22, 2023 06:02 PM (cV6g7)
Welp, it isn't like I'd say no if she offered me a sniff. Just, ya know.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at December 22, 2023 06:04 PM (mZOHK)
oh I meant an NFT
i'm not really very cryptosexual
Posted by: ace at December 22, 2023 06:04 PM (KRtlO
You kids and your kinks these days.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 06:04 PM (5xURv)
Posted by: Drive by at December 22, 2023 06:05 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: tubal at December 22, 2023 06:02 PM (kQ2o7)
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The Americans was on there, Justified wasn't. I can't remember about the other two.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2023 06:05 PM (LsAl1)
It don't matter when it's Arcturian, man!
Posted by: Frost
that line bothers me. I assumed their world was humans-only, except for the discovery of THE (singluar) alien. But that line makes it sound like they're in a Star Trek type universe with a dozen aliens species, some humanoid.
Posted by: ace at December 22, 2023 06:05 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 22, 2023 06:05 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 22, 2023 06:05 PM (0NYgd)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 22, 2023 06:05 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 22, 2023 06:06 PM (xcxpd)
*******
One of the few good things about Adm. R. Levine is that having been his classmate in med school I have personally observed his athletic prowess at class picnics, softball or volleyball games and can verify that he was a dowdy schlub who would not threaten any female athlete's safety or take their place on any team in any sport. A prototypical klutz.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2023 06:06 PM (991eG)
Sounds about right, if...
*types*
*deletes*
Yep. Sounds about right.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2023 05:59 PM (991eG)
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Hell to the yes.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 22, 2023 06:06 PM (YqDXo)
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Then how they gonna pay for it?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 22, 2023 06:06 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 22, 2023 06:06 PM (0NYgd)
they don't have much success at that though do they?
Posted by: ace at December 22, 2023 06:06 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2023 06:05 PM (LsAl1)
Justified for maybe the first two seasons.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 22, 2023 06:07 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Unruly Peasant # 17 at December 22, 2023 05:51 PM (DgGvY)
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We solve that conundrum at the altar.
Posted by: Tennesseeans at December 22, 2023 06:07 PM (p0oYG)
A Fairfax County School Board member was sworn in for a second term on Wednesday on a stack of pornographic LGBTQIA2S books, many of which have been removed from schools for being sexually explicit and inappropriate for children.
The one time I would be on a jury for someone accused of having 10,000 images of kiddy porn on his computer and not fight for acquittal because they can do it to any of us without us having a clue.
Fvcking groomers need Satan's red hot barb up their ass.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 22, 2023 06:07 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: Dick Awad at December 22, 2023 06:07 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Frost
that line bothers me. I assumed their world was humans-only, except for the discovery of THE (singluar) alien. But that line makes it sound like they're in a Star Trek type universe with a dozen aliens species, some humanoid.
Posted by: ace at December 22, 2023 06:05 PM (KRtlO)
I always assumed it was just a reference to hotties on one of the colonies, Arcturus in this case. Like a guy bragging about all the poon he got in Thailand.
There WERE aliens discovered before the Xenomorph though, hence the complaints about 'a bug hunt'. But no intelligent life had been found up to that point.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 22, 2023 06:07 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 22, 2023 06:08 PM (0NYgd)
Posted by: Drive by at December 22, 2023 06:08 PM (MNhXM)
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Then how they gonna pay for it?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 22, 2023 06:06 PM (FVME7)
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Taxes, of course.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 22, 2023 06:08 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: ace at December 22, 2023 06:06 PM (KRtlO)
Kind of my point. If there is value in a form of communication or ... visual device? Porn has always been good at finding a use for it. VHS, DVD, Blu Ray Streaming- whatever it might be.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 22, 2023 06:08 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2023 06:09 PM (VUCmE)
Um, isn't "children" gender neutral already?
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2023 05:41 PM (LsAl1)
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"Children" acknowledge the young humans as people. The other terms dehumanize them, making it more acceptable to see them as disposable objects of hate.
"Children" are loved by their parents.
"Crotch Goblins" portrays them as monsters to be reviled and destroyed.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 22, 2023 06:09 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 22, 2023 06:00 PM (HqEP
Eh, he's no ManBearPig.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 22, 2023 06:09 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 22, 2023 06:07 PM (di6C2)
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Still better than Girls or The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. Which both made the list.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2023 06:09 PM (LsAl1)
or acturans have a transexual culture. Sure.
>>>here WERE aliens discovered before the Xenomorph though, hence the complaints about 'a bug hunt'. But no intelligent life had been found up to that point.
Right, but, well -- they could also be objecting to a "bug hunt" because it's a pointless exercise, as none had been found yet.
But I did mean intelligent species.
Posted by: ace at December 22, 2023 06:09 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at December 22, 2023 06:09 PM (+PMt8)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 22, 2023 06:09 PM (0NYgd)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2023 06:06 PM (991eG)
My sad truth is, at this stage in my life, I couldn't declare myself female and win any contests of athletic pursuit.
Once upon a time, sure, but not anymore.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 22, 2023 06:09 PM (cV6g7)
Posted by: Drive by at December 22, 2023 06:08 PM (MNhXM)
I can't argue with the impact of The Simpsons or I Love Lucy, I guess. I prefer Archer, at least until season 5 or so.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 22, 2023 06:09 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Boswell at December 22, 2023 06:10 PM (K+UlC)
So at least he does ‘throw like a girl’ .
Posted by: Drive by at December 22, 2023 06:10 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2023 06:10 PM (LsAl1)
"Multiracial whiteness"
So if blacks show up to work daily on time and turn in an honest day's work, get and stay married, raise their kids to be gentlemen and ladies, go to church, volunteer in their communities and live decent lives with a regard for others, they're "white"? Sounds like a compliment to me.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 22, 2023 06:11 PM (MoZTd)
No arguments about The Wire, that shit was honest and honestly good.
I'm kinda surprised MASH didn't make the top 10, not that I liked it but it was a big deal for a long time for Baby Boomers.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 22, 2023 06:11 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2023 06:11 PM (991eG)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2023 06:10 PM (LsAl1)
+1 for Scrubs.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 22, 2023 06:11 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2023 06:11 PM (VUCmE)
>>I can see The Simpsons and I Love Lucy only because they are iconic /groundbreaking but they don’t hold up very well. The Simpsons is not even in the top five of animated shows imho.
The Simpsons was at it's apex when it was an interstitial on The Tracy Ulman Show.
And it was a good show... for like 5 seasons, it's in it's 35th season and anyone still watching that show, NOW, well I don't know what to say.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 22, 2023 06:11 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 22, 2023 06:11 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 22, 2023 06:12 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 22, 2023 06:12 PM (9v1kn)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 22, 2023 06:13 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Skip at December 22, 2023 06:13 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 22, 2023 06:09 PM (0NYgd)
Pelvic Sorcery > Pelvic Orcs
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 22, 2023 06:13 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2023 06:10 PM (LsAl1)
Scrubs was another that I really liked the first couple of seasons of - then got tired of the schtick. Kind of the same with Psych.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 22, 2023 06:13 PM (di6C2)
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Sounds like Gordon Stewart Northcott of the infamous Wineville Chicken Coop murders. A putrid, vile "human" who tortured and sexually abused young boys...very much knowing how much pain they were in and very much liking it.
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 22, 2023 06:13 PM (mupln)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 22, 2023 06:14 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Unruly Peasant # 17 at December 22, 2023 05:51 PM (DgGvY)-
We solve that conundrum at the altar.
Posted by: Tennesseeans at December 22, 2023 06:07 PM (p0oYG)
Us too!!
Posted by: West Virginia at December 22, 2023 06:14 PM (iODuv)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 22, 2023 06:11 PM (MoZTd)
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There's a black man at my church who fits that description. He's a very wise man...I respect him tremendously.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 22, 2023 06:15 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2023 06:10 PM (LsAl1)
Definitely in my top ten. I even really liked the rebooted last season and was disappointed they didn’t continue.
Posted by: Drive by at December 22, 2023 06:15 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 22, 2023 06:13 PM (di6C2)
Somewhere along the way, I had seen enough shows that went this way, and just decided maybe an episode or two into the second season, I was done, because I could see where it was going.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 22, 2023 06:15 PM (cV6g7)
Meh, Checkmate, T.H.E. Cat, Blue Light, Follow The Sun... you never see them mentioned. Busy minds, short memories.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 22, 2023 06:15 PM (FCs/J)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 22, 2023 06:16 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Archer at December 22, 2023 06:16 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 22, 2023 06:15 PM (cV6g7)
Toss in Lost and Alias into this pile as well.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 22, 2023 06:16 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 06:17 PM (5xURv)
The world would be a better place if Richard/Racheal Levine had had the typical mid life crisis like normal males and gotten hair plugs, tooth veneers, sold out to China and Ukraine for millions, scored a ton of amphetamine, and grabbed some other dudes Corvette in a low class high five.
Then bought a multi-million dollar beach house in Delaware.
Ya know what? Maybe not.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 22, 2023 06:17 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 06:17 PM (5xURv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 22, 2023 06:17 PM (di6C2)
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There's the right way, the wrong way, and the Zimbabwe.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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The Rhodes to perdition.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2023 06:18 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 22, 2023 06:16 PM (di6C2)
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Lost was in the top 100.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2023 06:18 PM (LsAl1)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2023 06:18 PM (dec0Z)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 22, 2023 06:11 PM (MoZTd)
Condition Rice parents and Clarence Thomas’s grandparents so yeah Uncle Tom’s. ( how ignorant is it that Uncle Tom was anything other than a sell out but used as an insult to convey that?)
Posted by: Drive by at December 22, 2023 06:18 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 22, 2023 06:18 PM (mupln)
>>Meh, Checkmate, T.H.E. Cat, Blue Light, Follow The Sun... you never see them mentioned. Busy minds, short memories.
That's a Deep Cuts list of episodic television.
Surprised there isn't some random Norwegian program from the 50's on it.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 22, 2023 06:19 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: That Northernlurker embracing the suckd at December 22, 2023 06:19 PM (miT2W)
Which reminds me: thirty years ago or so, when African clergy upheld traditional sexual morality, some European bishop called them "monkeys". I think the bishop was German.
Those subtle, sophisticated Europeans.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 22, 2023 06:19 PM (BHrzb)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 22, 2023 06:19 PM (NYzgN)
Twin Peaks was same
Posted by: Skip at December 22, 2023 06:20 PM (fwDg9)
How many of you are getting that kind of raise?
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 22, 2023 06:20 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 06:17 PM (5xURv)
The odd thing: they knew how to step on a cool idea better than any show I have ever seen.
You have a cool concept. The smart ones let the mystery alone because they know what they can come up with is no where as cool as what the audience imagines.
3rd episode... The Bald Guy. Played by Terry... somethingorother. On a lot of TV shows. You are imagining him as this cool guy. Seen some shit. Knew things. And they step on that mystery three episodes in. He was just a former paraplegic who liked to play war games. Ok.
Then, when they stepped on the awesome retro bunker mystery, that pretty much did it for me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 22, 2023 06:21 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2023 06:18 PM (LsAl1)
That's a travesty.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 22, 2023 06:21 PM (di6C2)
How many of you are getting that kind of raise?
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 22, 2023 06:20 PM (xaFKb)
I got 3.5% and I am retiring in two weeks.
Posted by: Archer at December 22, 2023 06:22 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 22, 2023 06:11 PM (MoZTd)
Condition Rice parents and Clarence Thomas’s grandparents so yeah Uncle Tom’s. ( how ignorant is it that Uncle Tom was anything other than a sell out but used as an insult to convey that?)
Posted by: Drive by
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Dr. Ben Carson
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2023 06:22 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2023 06:22 PM (SAX5G)
How many of you are getting that kind of raise?
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 22, 2023 06:20 PM (xaFKb)
A relative on Social Security got the notice saying they are getting a 3.2% increase.
However, the dollar amount, which was supposed to be an increase is.... the same amount as this year.
Maths. How do it work.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 22, 2023 06:22 PM (cV6g7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2023 06:23 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Skip at December 22, 2023 06:23 PM (fwDg9)
How many of you are getting that kind of raise?
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 22, 2023 06:20 PM (xaFKb)
I think there should have been a freeze but they definitely shouldn’t have received more than the SS increase .
Posted by: Drive by at December 22, 2023 06:23 PM (MNhXM)
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Well, more concise than "from the river to the sea blag blah blah."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 22, 2023 06:23 PM (FVME7)
Gassing these monsters is a sure fire way that they won't repeat these abominations as they have a very high recidivism rate.
Posted by: Cheri at December 22, 2023 06:23 PM (oiNtH)
Well.... lookie there.... Biden signed an order to raise FEDERAL Employee salaries by 5.2%.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 22, 2023 06:20 PM
Well if they haven't gotten a raise since sufficient ballots appeared at 3 am to get Biden elected in 2020, they're now about 20% behind where they were when Trump was in office.
So mixed emotions.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 22, 2023 06:24 PM (enJYY)
However, the dollar amount, which was supposed to be an increase is.... the same amount as this year.
Maths. How do it work.
Posted by: BurtTC
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Deduction for Medicare goes up.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2023 06:24 PM (XeU6L)
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Not a good idea. We don't need another Office, we don't need another Bureaucrat.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 22, 2023 06:25 PM (2QWaF)
Posted by: Cheri at December 22, 2023 06:23 PM (oiNtH)
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Most of them are irredeemable monsters.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 22, 2023 06:25 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Cheri
You mentioned 'sure fire'. . . .
I like that method better.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2023 06:25 PM (SAX5G)
Quinn, went by O'Quinn, was in Rocket Man and disappeared.
Used to live next door to his brother.
Posted by: Auspex at December 22, 2023 06:25 PM (6ZtAH)
Hitler didn't finish the job!!!
Average Pali protester -- Moslem or white Commie.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 22, 2023 06:25 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Skip at December 22, 2023 06:23 PM (fwDg9)
Money isn't real. I don't know why we all don't just get 110% increases. Let's make the minimum wage $50 a hour!
Why not. It's all make believe.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 22, 2023 06:25 PM (cV6g7)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 22, 2023 06:26 PM (FVME7)
Women, who are now having to actually compete against Men, and not even the TOP Men... are complaining.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 22, 2023 06:26 PM (xaFKb)
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Deduction for Medicare goes up.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
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Medicare increased almost as much as SS, it was a wash. Figure that.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 22, 2023 06:26 PM (2QWaF)
Caro Emerald, You're All I Want For Christmas
https://youtu.be/EP8r5Wj1jRY?si=i22Tcu9gU93m0iB1
Posted by: Kindltot at December 22, 2023 06:26 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Eeyore at December 22, 2023 06:26 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: four seasons at December 22, 2023 06:27 PM (PisyI)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2023 06:24 PM (XeU6L)
Except this person doesn't have Medicare Part B, which is the only part that would have a premium. One doesn't pay for Part A.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 22, 2023 06:27 PM (cV6g7)
>>Why not. It's all make believe.
Oh, it will be real once they decide they need what's in everyone's 401k accounts to "balance" the books.
And at the rate they are shoving illegals into the country, they are going to need that money real soon.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 22, 2023 06:27 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Cheri
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Then, there is the direct approach:
"Jeff Doucet, The Pedophile Who Was Killed By His Victim's Father"
Published January 4, 2022 In 1984, Jeff Doucet kidnapped and sexually abused 11-year-old Jody Plauché — then Jody's father Gary Plauché made sure he never did it again. https://allthatsinteresting.com/jeff-doucet
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2023 06:28 PM (XeU6L)
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No joy to the world and certainly no beer
Just proper pronouns and fear
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 22, 2023 06:28 PM (FVME7)
( she died in 2020. I had forgotten that until just now)
Posted by: Drive by at December 22, 2023 06:30 PM (MNhXM)
Except this person doesn't have Medicare Part B, which is the only part that would have a premium. One doesn't pay for Part A.
Posted by: BurtTC
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That person must have a TIDY nest egg.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 22, 2023 06:30 PM (2QWaF)
And at the rate they are shoving illegals into the country, they are going to need that money real soon.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 22, 2023 06:27 PM (XV/Pl)
No doubt. I have cash in an account earning interest, but it's with a credit union. I'm wondering if bank accounts are going to be drained at some point, and if C.U.s might not be hit as easily.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 22, 2023 06:30 PM (cV6g7)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 22, 2023 06:31 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Drive by at December 22, 2023 06:31 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 22, 2023 06:30 PM (2QWaF)
No, I'm not sure what would make you think so.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 22, 2023 06:31 PM (cV6g7)
Posted by: Augusto Perez at December 22, 2023 06:31 PM (KT9vu)
>>No doubt. I have cash in an account earning interest, but it's with a credit union. I'm wondering if bank accounts are going to be drained at some point, and if C.U.s might not be hit as easily.
Just as Ron Swanson needed, ALL THE BACON, The Feral Government will need, ALL THE MONEY, at some point.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 22, 2023 06:32 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Drive by at December 22, 2023 06:31 PM (MNhXM)
I know, but the notice says "goodie for you, you're getting a 3.2% increase. And your monthly amount on or about January Whatever will go to X."
No increase, X is the same amount as 2023.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 22, 2023 06:33 PM (cV6g7)
Tell that to the people who keep giving me sacks of coal.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 22, 2023 06:33 PM (cOq4q)
"Multiracial whiteness"
So if blacks show up to work daily on time and turn in an honest day's work, get and stay married, raise their kids to be gentlemen and ladies, go to church, volunteer in their communities and live decent lives with a regard for others, they're "white"? Sounds like a compliment to me.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 22, 2023 06:11 PM (MoZTd)
Sounds like someone I'd be delighted to find moving in next door.
Posted by: barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at December 22, 2023 06:33 PM (R3yzU)
times of israel on updated abortion law 2022:
http://tinyurl.com/yeynb5hn
Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 22, 2023 06:34 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: Skip at December 22, 2023 06:35 PM (fwDg9)
One of the characters said, 'If they ever find a way to tax capital, the country is done for.'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2023 06:36 PM (XeU6L)
Music score by that avant garde dude Bernard Herrman.
Serling would dictate the scripts to his secretary while poolside. Too cool.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 22, 2023 06:36 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Augusto Perez at December 22, 2023 06:31 PM (KT9vu)
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Some tranny who regrets his decision and is in constant pain from his fake vagina got denied an assisted suicide in Canada. Can't have the idea that chopping your dick off is a bad idea, I guess.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2023 06:36 PM (LsAl1)
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Democrat voter registration lists are right there for the using.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 22, 2023 06:36 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 22, 2023 06:36 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Eeyore at December 22, 2023 06:37 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: Eeyore at December 22, 2023 06:39 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: barkingmad59
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I have. We met while he was walking their dog, a small but vociferous beagle, with a wonderful 'throat'. Don't know what the guys does, but they have two nice young kids. I met him again at a neighborhood Christmas gathering, and had a very nice conversation.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2023 06:40 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: BurtTC
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Not having part B can eat up a lot of cash.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 22, 2023 06:40 PM (2QWaF)
Posted by: Cheri
Just slide him into a cremation furnace, hit the switch, and check back when it goes "Ding".
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 22, 2023 06:41 PM (cOq4q)
Ace: Dell Griffen (John Candy)
Normals: Steve Martin
https://youtu.be/FG81ptfPz7I?si=88hrsneZuO4zqQMD
Try a different angle. More pragmatic, peaceful, ACTIONABLE.
Posted by: NikeM at December 22, 2023 06:43 PM (fQYL2)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at December 22, 2023 06:43 PM (nnp+f)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2023 06:47 PM (LsAl1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 06:48 PM (5xURv)
Posted by: Don Black at December 22, 2023 06:48 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 22, 2023 06:48 PM (0NYgd)
Posted by: Montec at December 22, 2023 06:48 PM (BW97Y)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 22, 2023 06:49 PM (Dm8we)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 06:50 PM (5xURv)
Posted by: Eeyore at December 22, 2023 06:50 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: Montec at December 22, 2023 06:48 PM (BW97Y)
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"Quick hits" lived up to its name...First it's there and then it's gone...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 22, 2023 06:52 PM (BpYfr)
Love to eat them mousies
Mousies what I love to eat.
Bite they little heads off
Nibble on they tiny geet.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 22, 2023 05:55 PM (ScR16)"
That's IT! Thanks. I had been given an apron as a gift that had the cat sitting on a stool playing a guitar singing that.
I websearched "Kliban Cat" and found vintage tee shirts with the same graphic as my apron selling for $150.
Wow! We've long since lost the apron. But I do have another, one with a life-sized Michaelangelo David, dick hanging in the anatomically correct location.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at December 22, 2023 06:54 PM (KiBMU)
Which reminds me: thirty years ago or so, when African clergy upheld traditional sexual morality, some European bishop called them "monkeys". I think the bishop was German.
Those subtle, sophisticated Europeans.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 22, 2023 06:19 PM (BHrzb)
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The one you are thinking of was Anglican, not Catholic. It was John Shelby Spong.
Posted by: Eeyore at December 22, 2023 07:01 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: That Northernlurker embracing the suckd at December 22, 2023 06:19 PM (miT2W)
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She defined "puberty" for me.
Posted by: Eeyore at December 22, 2023 07:02 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 22, 2023 06:01 PM (BpYfr)
Crazy. It's crazy. Remember, insanity doesn't need a reason.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 22, 2023 07:27 PM (qPw5n)
Posted by: Paul at December 22, 2023 07:29 PM (YCo5x)
And she is here to bring "hope".
Yet despite declaring the Earth is overpopulated with people using too many resources, she has yet to euthanize her 80-year-old self to show us just how serious she is about her commitment to reducing the population and stop her profligate use of resources.
Posted by: Sam at December 22, 2023 07:44 PM (ohyxL)
Now that you mention it, I'm just white.
Never mind.
Posted by: Tom Perry at December 22, 2023 08:03 PM (MX0bI)
Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at December 22, 2023 08:38 PM (6xb5i)
When woke are saying whites are racist but non-whites are anti-racist, they're correct, but only according to woke-speak, which is purposely different from the meaning of the same phrase in normal English. They want the uninitiated normies to think that when they say "anti-racism" it means "against racism".
"Racism" according to woke, can only be committed by white people against people of color. Therefore, discrimination by people of color committed against white people is not racism. But when they say "anti-racism" they don't mean "against racism". They really mean "the opposite of racism". Like matter and anti-matter. So when the woke say "anti-racism" they mean "the opposite of discrimination by white people against people of color", which is "discrimination by people of color against white people."
Go read any Ibram Kendi quote with that definition in mind and it makes a lot more sense.
Posted by: ARLDN at December 22, 2023 09:19 PM (F4R+f)
What a sad state of affairs that this is not already on the books.
Posted by: jimmymcnulty at December 22, 2023 10:26 PM (BJgzI)
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