Twas the Friday Night Before Christmas Cafe

Christmas in Iceland,
with some light volcanic activity in background
by @gunnargunnar

A lot of f-bombs in this video. A woman runs off a cliff to a pool far, far below. Turn down the sound if you'd like to avoid the f-bombs.

Surfin' dog!

The set decorator did his job.

A compilation of Christmas cartoons and specials. Rudolph's at 25:00, Santa Claus is Coming to Town (the Santa origin movie) is at 1:16:40, and Little Drummer Boy is at 2:08.

I can't find a full copy of Year Without a Santa Claus, but here's the part everyone remembers.

The Grinch is here, but with a distracting watermark.

House Christmas lights synced to Christmas Wrapping. No, it's not the house I always link. It's a different one.

A fantastic fantastic video pic.twitter.com/tWgTkOkXsW
— Enez Özen | Enezator (@Enezator) December 21, 2023

Oh my: Tarzan is real.

Men who decided to leave modern life and become Tarzan pic.twitter.com/dYafdzEAH3
— Enez Özen | Enezator (@Enezator) December 18, 2023

Amazing pic.twitter.com/9bBuJgvEId
— Enez Özen | Enezator (@Enezator) December 19, 2023

Cuteeeeeee pic.twitter.com/FFbiWpoj6p
— Enez Özen | Enezator (@Enezator) December 19, 2023

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:30 PM

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1
Willowed:

Har, har. Shohei Ohtani's massive contract with the Dodgers is structured such that so long as he lives outside of California after 2033 he avoids CA state taxes. That's about $100 million the state can't get its mitts on.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 22, 2023 07:30 PM (MoZTd)

2 2nd ish

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at December 22, 2023 07:31 PM (sMkAM)

3
*extends arms expensively*

This Is MY comment thread!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 22, 2023 07:32 PM (MoZTd)

4 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at December 22, 2023 07:35 PM (fwDg9)

5 So, I'm calling bullshit on the men who decided to "leave modern life." They are definitely playing Tarzan, but they are definitely using modern technology to record them playing Tarzan, and I bet they went home and had some beers when they were done.

NTTAWWT.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 22, 2023 07:36 PM (OX9vb)

6
It's like the entire Horde left for dinner at exactly the same time.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 22, 2023 07:36 PM (MoZTd)

7 Happy Christmas Eve **3 …

Posted by: Adriane the Chronological Critic . . . at December 22, 2023 07:37 PM (4Winp)

8 Living like Tarzan is great if Jane is around

Posted by: Skip at December 22, 2023 07:38 PM (fwDg9)

9 I called the others, by the way. Don't let SPONGE come in here saying we're a bunch of non-nooding bastages like he always does.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 22, 2023 07:38 PM (OX9vb)

10 The days are... figure it out.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 22, 2023 07:39 PM (as3uC)

11 Besides the drop in cliff diving, one must figure velocity out to get to bottom zone

Posted by: Skip at December 22, 2023 07:39 PM (fwDg9)

12 9 I called the others, by the way. Don't let SPONGE come in here saying we're a bunch of non-nooding bastages like he always does.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 22, 2023 07:38 PM (OX9vb)

Like that’ll stop him…

Posted by: browndog wants a good game tonight at December 22, 2023 07:40 PM (TTAGa)

13 So I got the 45 with Every Breath You Take with Murder By Numbers as The B-Side.

This thing is amazingly preserved for a 40 year old record.

The jacket/sleeve is pristine.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 22, 2023 07:40 PM (XV/Pl)

14 Skip @ 8-
Yeah, Johnny Weissmuller and Jane skinny dippping.

Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2023 07:40 PM (NxC5+)

15 Wrapping presents was invented by the Big Wrapper. it is shakedown.

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2023 07:40 PM (V13WU)

16 Can't get that 50/50 insta link to load.

What was it?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 07:41 PM (5xURv)

17 OK, I get it now.
What is Ohtani going to use for money until his contract is up? Maybe he's already wealthy.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 22, 2023 07:42 PM (MeG8a)

18 Like that’ll stop him…
Posted by: browndog wants a good game tonight at December 22, 2023 07:40 PM (TTAGa)

Haha!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 22, 2023 07:42 PM (OX9vb)

19 What? No iphone on Tarzan to call 911 when he falls, gets knocked out and fails to respond to prompts? Tearful Mommy follow up? "Spare me," Dr. Zachary Smith.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 22, 2023 07:43 PM (as3uC)

20 As a rule, penguins ignore Christmas. That should tell you something.

Posted by: Pawl at December 22, 2023 07:44 PM (vFG9F)

21 video: A woman runs off a cliff to a pool far, far below.

So, um, what kind of shark is that ???

Posted by: Adriane the Chronological Critic . . . at December 22, 2023 07:44 PM (4Winp)

22 She is the goddess of hellfire. And she brings you FIRE!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 22, 2023 07:45 PM (63Dwl)

23 What is Ohtani going to use for money until his contract is up?

Iirc, he gets paid 100, 000 a year …

Posted by: Adriane the Chronological Critic . . . at December 22, 2023 07:46 PM (4Winp)

24
What is Ohtani going to use for money until his contract is up? Maybe he's already wealthy.
Posted by: gourmand du jour

__________

He's paid $2 million a year for 24-33, when he's playing, then $68 million for 34-43. So if he stays out of CA for his retirement, state taxes can't be levied.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 22, 2023 07:46 PM (MoZTd)

25 That chick that jumps into water. I've seen videos where she does that at greater and greater height. Eventually, well before terminal velocity is reached, the impact energy is little different than jumping into a slab of concrete. You can think of the force increasing with the ratio of your jump height (potential energy) to the distance you plunge through the water (energy absorbed), becoming hyperbolic.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 22, 2023 07:46 PM (Pb+fI)

26 You can't just go surfing down sand dunes and wearing them out like that. Do you know how long it takes for that sand to pile up and then somebody comes along and messes it up? What is wrong with people destroying the planet like that?

Posted by: Pawl at December 22, 2023 07:49 PM (vFG9F)

27 Men who decid...[PARKOUR! PARKOUR! PARKOUR!]

Posted by: banana Dream at December 22, 2023 07:49 PM (Pb+fI)

28 *extends arms expensively*

This Is MY comment thread!

Oh, I'm sorry. We were looking for "expansively". Expansively.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 22, 2023 07:49 PM (CsUN+)

29 Is there a way I could submit a cute animal picture for Ace?

Posted by: That Northernlurker embracing the suckd at December 22, 2023 07:49 PM (miT2W)

30 Is that Gidget's surfer buddy, Moondoggie?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 22, 2023 07:50 PM (63Dwl)

31 @24

>>He's paid $2 million a year for 24-33, when he's playing, then $68 million for 34-43. So if he stays out of CA for his retirement, state taxes can't be levied.

Yes, the vast amount of his contract is deferred until after it his playing days are over.

Think of it as, The Bobby Bonilla, Get Your Ass Paid After You Are No Longer Playing Baseball, 25 Years Into The Future Contract.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 22, 2023 07:50 PM (XV/Pl)

32 You know who loved and admired penguins so much he built a secret base in Antarctica to be near them, before building another on on the far side of the Moon, undoubtedly at the behest, and with the backing of, Big Penguin.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 22, 2023 07:50 PM (a3Q+t)

33 28 *extends arms expensively*

This Is MY comment thread!

Oh, I'm sorry. We were looking for "expansively". Expansively.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 22, 2023 07:49 PM (CsUN+)

Maybe he's wearing a buncha bling on his arms.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 22, 2023 07:51 PM (OX9vb)

34 You know who loved and admired penguins so much he built a secret base in Antarctica to be near them, before building another on on the far side of the Moon, undoubtedly at the behest, and with the backing of, Big Penguin.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 22, 2023 07:50 PM (a3Q+t)
---
Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 22, 2023 07:52 PM (BpYfr)

35 Eventually, well before terminal velocity is reached, the impact energy is little different than jumping into a slab of concrete. You can think of the force increasing with the ratio of your jump height (potential energy) to the distance you plunge through the water (energy absorbed), becoming hyperbolic.

I believe Joe Biden used to do high dives as well. Coincidence?

Posted by: Archimedes at December 22, 2023 07:52 PM (CsUN+)

36
Oh, I'm sorry. We were looking for "expansively". Expansively.
Posted by: Archimedes

__________

You will receive my invoice for 1) commenting without permission and 2) being impertinent.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 22, 2023 07:52 PM (MoZTd)

37 >>He's paid $2 million a year for 24-33, when he's playing, then $68 million for 34-43. So if he stays out of CA for his retirement, state taxes can't be levied.

I'm sure Greasy G wants to change that.

Posted by: That Northernlurker embracing the suckd at December 22, 2023 07:53 PM (miT2W)

38 Evenin'

(sips coffee)

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 22, 2023 07:53 PM (v9vY1)

39 That woman is lucky she didn't break her back.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 22, 2023 07:54 PM (2QWaF)

40 Oh, I'm sorry. We were looking for "expansively". Expansively.
Posted by: Archimedes
__________

You will receive my invoice for 1) commenting without permission and 2) being impertinent.

Shucks. I was going for cheeky.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 22, 2023 07:54 PM (CsUN+)

41 I'm sure Greasy G wants to change that.
Posted by: That Northernlurker

Federal law. CA would tax everyone everywhere if it could.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 22, 2023 07:55 PM (KAi1n)

42 *extends arms expensively*
This Is MY comment thread!

Oh, I'm sorry. We were looking for "expansively". Expansively.
Posted by: Archimedes

Maybe he's wearing a buncha bling on his arms.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

Or his physical therapist told him not to do that.

Posted by: mikeski at December 22, 2023 07:55 PM (DgGvY)

43 As a rule, penguins ignore Christmas. That should tell you something.

==

Damn lie ! They get together on Christmas Eve sing Ave Maria under Aurora Australis !

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2023 07:56 PM (V13WU)

44 They really are sad sacks trying to get everyone to please get a Covid booster!!

All the scare articles about Covid turning into a stomach bug.

These people are sick.

It's flu season. It's cold season. Been going on forever.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 07:56 PM (5xURv)

45 You will receive my invoice for 1) commenting without permission and 2) being impertinent.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 22, 2023 07:52 PM

Thank goodness that no one comments intemperately here.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 22, 2023 07:56 PM (a3Q+t)

46 A woman runs off a cliff to a pool far, far below.

Would hate to see the out-takes.

Jingle Bells, Ace. Take the weekend off. Christmas, too, if you need to. You've earned it.
🎄
____

Muse, health, and tech glitches have limited my webworking in recent years. Meanwhile, link in nic goes to a 2022 page that links to all my past Christmas webworks. Try the comic "Journey to Bethlehem," or the Webworkshop Christmas video. Or not. Have a happy.

Posted by: mindful webworker - ow ow ow ow owwwww at December 22, 2023 07:57 PM (cRX5h)

47 Can we boycott Colorado?

Send a case of Bud Lite to those 4 evil judges?

*types deletes*

OPSEC.

Will Space Command defend Denver from a moon rock launched by the colony Luna, under the direction of Mike?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2023 07:58 PM (u82oZ)

48 "They get together on Christmas Eve sing Ave Maria under Aurora Australis !
Posted by: runner"

That's not true. There are no penguins that know Italian.

Posted by: Pawl at December 22, 2023 07:59 PM (vFG9F)

49 Penguin Moon Base is but Step One in Master Plan for Total Inter-Galactic Domination. Venus is on the Menu next.

Posted by: Emperors Indeed! at December 22, 2023 07:59 PM (V5BDR)

50 49 Penguin Moon Base is but Step One in Master Plan for Total Inter-Galactic Domination. Venus is on the Menu next.
Posted by: Emperors Indeed! at December 22, 2023 07:59 PM (V5BDR

I, for one, welcome our Penguin overlords.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 08:00 PM (5xURv)

51 Chicago-raised Morons will recognize this staple of The Ray Raynor show at Christmas time:

https://youtu.be/VKGonDIq8gw?si=GNG2-HEwubwgaod8

Posted by: Baron Munchausen at December 22, 2023 08:00 PM (C1NyB)

52 Bet a number of people cliff diving every year don't survive

Posted by: Skip at December 22, 2023 08:01 PM (fwDg9)

53 Damn lie ! They get together on Christmas Eve sing Ave Maria under Aurora Australis !
Posted by: runner at December 22, 2023 07:56 PM

Before or after they leave their foul and fishy smelling fowl poop everywhere?

Narrator: "Embrace the power of and."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 22, 2023 08:01 PM (a3Q+t)

54 Yellow snow.

*sight*

Posted by: Kindltot at December 22, 2023 08:02 PM (D7oie)

55 How come penguins and penguin killing machines killer whales are the same colors?

Posted by: That Northernlurker embracing the suckd at December 22, 2023 08:02 PM (miT2W)

56 How many people have noticed that the Grinch is the colors of the Mexican flag?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 22, 2023 08:03 PM (D7oie)

57 I really am attracted to those extreme sport / activity chicks but they are probably high maintenance in a different way because they probably would want me to match what they do. I'm no pussy but I'm a little less than extreme.

Posted by: Drive by at December 22, 2023 08:03 PM (J5K+e)

58 No yellow.

Posted by: Hunter Penguin at December 22, 2023 08:03 PM (V8he0)

59 Reindeer and Santa's Sleigh

It's a simple matter of weight ratios.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2023 08:03 PM (u82oZ)

60 I, for one, welcome our Penguin overlords.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Wak, wakwakwakwak …

Posted by: Burgess Meredith at December 22, 2023 08:03 PM (4Winp)

61 52 Skip

Darwin nods.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2023 08:04 PM (u82oZ)

62 Drive by

Push ups. It is the way.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2023 08:04 PM (u82oZ)

63 Someone should splice the f bomb audio into the tarzan crap. I think it will fit nicely.

Maybe an extra "Alright Hamilton!"

Posted by: DOYLE at December 22, 2023 08:04 PM (Z8Yh2)

64 60 I, for one, welcome our Penguin overlords.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Wak, wakwakwakwak …
Posted by: Burgess Meredith at December 22, 2023 08:03 PM (4Winp

Poser

Posted by: Danny Devito at December 22, 2023 08:04 PM (5xURv)

65 How many people have noticed that the Grinch is the colors of the Mexican flag?
Posted by: Kindltot at December 22, 2023 08:03 PM (D7o

The remake of the animated Grinch was surprisingly pretty good.

Posted by: Drive by at December 22, 2023 08:05 PM (J5K+e)

66 DOYLE

George of the Jungle

"Watch out for that tree". Thud.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2023 08:05 PM (u82oZ)

67
A woman runs off a cliff to a pool far, far below.

__________

I can remember a time when people (outside the military) could speak an entire sentence without punctuating it with f-bombs.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 22, 2023 08:07 PM (MoZTd)

68 50...I, for one, welcome our Penguin overlords.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 08:00 PM (5xURv)

They certainly could do no worse than the hooman beans.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at December 22, 2023 08:07 PM (Rbu5d)

69 🐧🐧🐧
Ave Maria Gratia plena
Maria Gratia plena
Maria Gratia plena
Ave, ave dominus
Dominus tecum

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2023 08:07 PM (V13WU)

70 You know who loved and admired penguins so much he built a secret base in Antarctica to be near them, before building another on on the far side of the Moon, undoubtedly at the behest, and with the backing of, Big Penguin.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 22, 2023 07:50 PM (a3Q+t)

David Drake wrote that novel. Fortress. It involved a sexy belly dancer and a completely out of control Ivy League CIA agent.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 22, 2023 08:09 PM (D7oie)

71 There is no word for penguin in Klingon.

That should tell you something.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at December 22, 2023 08:10 PM (a3Q+t)

72 I have it on good authority Penguins will be magnanimous overlord...

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2023 08:10 PM (V13WU)

73 *overlords !!

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2023 08:10 PM (V13WU)

74 "How come penguins and penguin killing machines killer whales are the same colors?
Posted by: That Northernlurker"

You are what you eat. It's like flamingos, that are pink because they eat shrimp.

Posted by: Pawl at December 22, 2023 08:11 PM (vFG9F)

75 *who is gonna tell Wesley to "shut up " ?

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2023 08:11 PM (V13WU)

76 51 Chicago-raised Morons will recognize this staple of The Ray Raynor show at Christmas time:

https://youtu.be/VKGonDIq8gw?si=GNG2-HEwubwgaod8
Posted by: Baron Munchausen at December 22, 2023 08:00 PM (C1NyB)

Gosh it's been years...! Thanks.

I had furor that Santa is Chinese [evidently].

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at December 22, 2023 08:12 PM (Rbu5d)

77 >>>"Watch out for that tree". Thud.

http://tinyurl.com/4e3ja8zk

Posted by: chris+opher at December 22, 2023 08:12 PM (dSco/)

78 77 >>>"Watch out for that tree". Thud.

http://tinyurl.com/4e3ja8zk
Posted by: chris+opher at December 22, 2023 08:12 PM (dSco/)

Ahhh

The last words Sonny Bono ever heard

Posted by: browndog wants a good game tonight at December 22, 2023 08:14 PM (TTAGa)

79 70...a completely out of control Ivy League CIA agent.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 22, 2023 08:09 PM (D7oie)

Is there any other kind?

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at December 22, 2023 08:14 PM (Rbu5d)

80 I went to a Belk store today...45 people in line, two registers going. I kept my money.

Posted by: DOYLE at December 22, 2023 08:15 PM (Z8Yh2)

81 You know who loved and admired penguins so much he built a secret base in Antarctica to be near them, before building another on on the far side of the Moon, undoubtedly at the behest, and with the backing of, Big Penguin.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Opus Penguin’s friend Milo , duh …

Posted by: Adriane the Bloom County Critic . . . at December 22, 2023 08:18 PM (4Winp)

82 I'm going to state just my own sense of this Christmas Season and I do not state this lightly...

I am edgy, head on a swivel, edgy...tough I am striving to find my grace...still.

Posted by: Nightwatch at December 22, 2023 08:18 PM (TDvv2)

83 >>>>>link in nic goes to a 2022 page that links to all my past Christmas webworks. Try the comic "Journey to Bethlehem," or the Webworkshop Christmas video. Or not. Have a happy.

Posted by: mindful webworker
-----------

Nice

Posted by: Braenyard at December 22, 2023 08:20 PM (2QWaF)

84 Even my fav...Charlie Brown's Christmas seems forced through some kind of harsh filter that I can't get my arms around.

Posted by: Nightwatch at December 22, 2023 08:21 PM (TDvv2)

85 80 I went to a Belk store today...45 people in line, two registers going. I kept my money.

Posted by: DOYLE
---------

Went to Walmart for a jar of pickles.
. _ HA!

Posted by: Braenyard at December 22, 2023 08:23 PM (2QWaF)

86 POPULAR MEN'S NAMES IN THE UNITED STATES THAT FELL OUT OF FAVOR:
NAME MOST POPULAR YEAR YEAR IT FELL OUT OF TOP 1,000

Willie 1946 2021
Ernest 1906 2019
Clarence 1905 2011
Elmer 1901 2010
Clifford 1909 2006
Herbert 1929 2003
Herman 1909 2000
Chester 1919 1996
Claude 1901 1994
Bert 1901 1984

Clarence ?? It's a Wonderful Life Clarence ??

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2023 08:23 PM (V13WU)

87 >>>Fifty-fifty!

No, it's not safe you dumb ass.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 22, 2023 08:24 PM (klJTj)

88 I am edgy, head on a swivel, edgy...tough I am striving to find my grace...still.
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 22, 2023 08:18 PM (TDvv2)

These are difficult times. Hope you can gather enough grace to get you through.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 22, 2023 08:24 PM (OX9vb)

89 You all are keeping abreast of the DEMOCRATES push to secure 1 party order going into 2024?

Posted by: Nightwatch at December 22, 2023 08:25 PM (TDvv2)

90 Shut up, Wesley.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 22, 2023 08:26 PM (RIvkX)

91 Not sure why all the concern about the Penguins. It's unlikely they'll make the playoffs and even if they do, they'll be out of it after the first round. Their key players, at least 2 of them future HoF'rs, are old in Hockey years. So relax, Penguins are no threat.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 22, 2023 08:27 PM (v9vY1)

92 91 Not sure why all the concern about the Penguins. It's unlikely they'll make the playoffs and even if they do, they'll be out of it after the first round. Their key players, at least 2 of them future HoF'rs, are old in Hockey years. So relax, Penguins are no threat.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 22, 2023 08:27 PM (v9vY1

Maybe that's exactly what they want people to think.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 08:29 PM (5xURv)

93 "You all are keeping abreast of the DEMOCRATES push to secure 1 party order going into 2024?
Posted by: Nightwatch

Whatever gave you that idea?

Posted by: fd at December 22, 2023 08:30 PM (vFG9F)

94 Sometimes I get a weird feeling around Christmas. My mother said I always used to get sick around December 19 with no known cause. She says it's when my dad left. I don't know that's true but could be.

Partly right now I am eating dinner alone. At an Applebees. I am on a roadtrip to join up with family and lots of blessings all around. But I'm feeling weird. A bit out of sorts.

And then there's all the stuff to type....delete about.

Posted by: blaster at December 22, 2023 08:31 PM (iWuaX)

95 Sand snowboarding looks dope.

Posted by: Montec at December 22, 2023 08:34 PM (BW97Y)

96 This country...OUR Republic...

Hope it does not come to something akin to the late 1800's.

Though sure as man walks this planet...we never learn our lessons well.

Though THIS time around if it be...will decimate this nation in less than a year.

Posted by: Nightwatch at December 22, 2023 08:34 PM (TDvv2)

97 84 Even my fav...Charlie Brown's Christmas seems forced through some kind of harsh filter that I can't get my arms around.
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 22, 2023 08:21 PM (TDvv2)

Our whole world today has a darkness that contaminates everything we view through it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 22, 2023 08:34 PM (S6gqv)

98 80 I went to a Belk store today...45 people in line, two registers going. I kept my money.
Posted by: DOYLE at December 22, 2023 08:15 PM (Z8Yh2)

Nobody wants to work retail. Can’t blame them.

Posted by: Montec at December 22, 2023 08:34 PM (BW97Y)

99 Shut up, Wesley.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 22, 2023 08:26 PM (RIvkX)

👍

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2023 08:35 PM (V13WU)

100 And then there's all the stuff to type....delete about.

Posted by: blaster at December 22, 2023 08:31 PM (iWuaX)

It's that. It really puts a damper on things. Gotta focus on God's promise for us (insert the book of Luke here).

Safe travels, blaster.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 22, 2023 08:35 PM (OX9vb)

101 Partly right now I am eating dinner alone. At an Applebees. I am on a roadtrip to join up with family and lots of blessings all around. But I'm feeling weird. A bit out of sorts.

And then there's all the stuff to type....delete about.

Posted by: blaster at December 22, 2023 08:31 PM (iWuaX)

See that guy up at the bar, chatting up the bartendress ?

That’s chemjeff…

If you’re really lonely, he’s good for conversation I hear .

Posted by: browndog wants a good game tonight at December 22, 2023 08:36 PM (TTAGa)

102 Herbert was #1 in 1929 the year Herbert Hoover was sworn in as president. Then a few months later, he was kinda hated by everyone. Oopsie.

Posted by: Montec at December 22, 2023 08:37 PM (BW97Y)

103 Partly right now I am eating dinner alone. At an Applebees. I am on a roadtrip to join up with family and lots of blessings all around. But I'm feeling weird. A bit out of sorts.

And then there's all the stuff to type....delete about.

Posted by: blaster at December 22, 2023 08:31 PM (iWuaX)

One thing I know for certain.

You control how you view your situation every day.

Even Paul spoke of joy in his heart while in prison.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 08:38 PM (rJ7Hd)

104 Partly right now I am eating dinner alone. At an Applebees. I am on a roadtrip to join up with family and lots of blessings all around. But I'm feeling weird. A bit out of sorts.

And then there's all the stuff to type....delete about.

Posted by: blaster at December 22, 2023 08:31 PM (iWuaX)

That contract they gave Carlson is gonna haunt them

Posted by: browndog wants a good game tonight at December 22, 2023 08:38 PM (TTAGa)

105 Like 2019, when I was actually in the Christmas spirit and happy. Then 2020 came and ithe phrase "someone walking over your grave" made sense.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 22, 2023 08:39 PM (L8hCM)

106 Da fuq happened to that copy/paste…

That was supposed to go to puddleglum

Posted by: browndog wants a good game tonight at December 22, 2023 08:39 PM (TTAGa)

107 Blaster -

the holiday blues are definitely a thing …

I hope you have a good trip and a safe one.

Posted by: Adriane the Bloom County Critic . . . at December 22, 2023 08:39 PM (4Winp)

108 102 Herbert was #1 in 1929 the year Herbert Hoover was sworn in as president. Then a few months later, he was kinda hated by everyone. Oopsie.
Posted by: Montec at December 22, 2023 08:37 PM (BW97Y)

I think we all know what happened to Chester. And Claude is a good name, but it's just too french. The English might have liked it for that reason, but not Americans.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 22, 2023 08:39 PM (S6gqv)

109 om the sidebar - I understand the annoyance that Trump is not looking at DeSantis, but what did he expect ?

Posted by: Fenrisulven at December 22, 2023 08:40 PM (C88Pk)

110 I can remember a time when people (outside the military) could speak an entire sentence without punctuating it with f-bombs.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 22, 2023 08:07 PM (MoZTd)

What the fu*k are you talking about? That's fu*king bullsh*t! Every effing vet I know is as pure as a saint!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2023 08:40 PM (W/lyH)

111 Cursing is a poor replacement for a thesaurus.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 08:41 PM (rJ7Hd)

112 Herbert was #1 in 1929 the year Herbert Hoover was sworn in as president. Then a few months later, he was kinda hated by everyone. Oopsie.
Posted by: Montec

I think we all know what happened to Chester. And Claude is a good name, but it's just too french. The English might have liked it for that reason, but not Americans.
Posted by: Tom Servo

How was "Elmer" in the top 1000 male names until 2010? I've never met an Elmer. Was it just really popular in West Virginia or Utah or something?

Apologies if there's an IRL Elmer behind one of the nicknames here.

Posted by: mikeski at December 22, 2023 08:41 PM (DgGvY)

113 Is this the time when we take stock of 2023, or should we wait a week ?

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2023 08:42 PM (V13WU)

114 Christmas hasn't been much, outside of Church, for over 20 years-- since Mom died.

Thought 2019 was the Worst Year Evar, as we'd lost my dad, hubby's dad *and* our dog.

Oh, how we were looking forward to better times!

And then came 2020

Posted by: JQ at December 22, 2023 08:43 PM (njWTi)

115 Herbert was #1 in 1929 the year Herbert Hoover was sworn in as president. Then a few months later, he was kinda hated by everyone. Oopsie.
Posted by: Montec at December 22, 2023 08:37 PM (BW97Y)

Um . . . No.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 22, 2023 08:43 PM (D7oie)

116 113 Is this the time when we take stock of 2023, or should we wait a week ?
Posted by: runner at December 22, 2023 08:42 PM (V13WU)

Don't look back. That's my plan.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 08:44 PM (rJ7Hd)

117 This place is something else a moron from IRL reached out.

I think I have it figured out. I am in the town I grew up in I wanted to go to dinner at a place that reminded me of home and I couldn't think of one. The ones I thought of were gone.

And I ended up at Applebees.

I'll say hi to chemjeff....

Posted by: blaster at December 22, 2023 08:44 PM (iWuaX)

118 I went to a Belk store today...45 people in line, two registers going. I kept my money.
Posted by: DOYLE
--------

Yes, not the same since my grandkids sold it off.

Posted by: William Henry Belk at December 22, 2023 08:44 PM (XeU6L)

119
Don't look back. That's my plan.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 08:44 PM (rJ7Hd)

not bad...

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2023 08:44 PM (V13WU)

120 Is this the time when we take stock of 2023, or should we wait a week ?

There's still time for things to get worse.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 22, 2023 08:44 PM (sNc8Y)

121 2024 will definitely be a bad year for a lot of people. But which people? The left won’t really ever be happy until we are dead , and quite frankly, that would make me unhappy, indeed cross.

Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2023 08:45 PM (NxC5+)

122 Cursing is a poor replacement for a thesaurus.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

But what’s a synonym for thesaurus?

Posted by: Steve Wright at December 22, 2023 08:45 PM (4Winp)

123 How was "Elmer" in the top 1000 male names until 2010? I've never met an Elmer. Was it just really popular in West Virginia or Utah or something?

Apologies if there's an IRL Elmer behind one of the nicknames here.
Posted by: mikeski at December 22, 2023 08:41 PM (DgGvY)

Amusingly my wife's grandfather was named Elmer, born in deep east Texas, lived 1890 - 1961. And remember Elsie the cow, from Borden - her hubby was an Elmer.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 22, 2023 08:45 PM (S6gqv)

124 There's still time for things to get worse.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 22, 2023 08:44 PM (sNc8Y)

..or better ...

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2023 08:46 PM (V13WU)

125
How was "Elmer" in the top 1000 male names until 2010? I've never met an Elmer. Was it just really popular in West Virginia or Utah or something?

-/

Top 1000 means something like 100 babies were named that. Out of 330 million people chances are you’ll never meet one.

Posted by: Montec at December 22, 2023 08:46 PM (BW97Y)

126 You know, it's almost time for the Airing of the Grievances thread....

Posted by: blaster at December 22, 2023 08:46 PM (iWuaX)

127 55 How come penguins and penguin killing machines killer whales are the same colors?

Posted by: That Northernlurker embracing the suckd at December 22, 2023 08:02 PM (miT2W)
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The Panda has entered the chat.

Posted by: Ciampino - Dyed in the wool birds of a feather at December 22, 2023 08:46 PM (qfLjt)

128 Merry Christmas, blaster! Hope you get to feeling better!

Posted by: JQ at December 22, 2023 08:46 PM (njWTi)

129 126 You know, it's almost time for the Airing of the Grievances thread....
Posted by: blaster at December 22, 2023 08:46 PM (iWuaX)

I can't wait.

Damn otters.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 08:47 PM (rJ7Hd)

130 The only Elmer I met was glue.

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2023 08:47 PM (V13WU)

131 Is this the time when we take stock of 2023, or should we wait a week ?
Posted by: runner at December 22, 2023 08:42 PM (V13WU)

Don't look back. That's my plan.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 08:44 PM (rJ7Hd)

At this time of year the one thing I really hate about Hollywood is the inevitable bullshit story about "The Stars We Lost."
We didn't lose shit.
Those folks died. End of story.
And frankly, being a "star" isn't exactly a resume enhancer.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2023 08:48 PM (W/lyH)

132 We hosted a Christmas party last night with our church friends. Through general, light-hearted party talk, R. and I discovered three new folks that wished to be taken to a range for instruction.

All is not lost - I'm elated.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2023 08:48 PM (J47y1)

133 youtube.com/watch?v=QmAoLjFEAi8

Posted by: JQ at December 22, 2023 08:48 PM (njWTi)

134 blaster @ 117-
Gene’s Pig and Chick closed years ago, so did Doug’s Drive/Thru.

Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2023 08:48 PM (NxC5+)

135 119
Don't look back. That's my plan.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 08:44 PM (rJ7Hd)

not bad...
Posted by: runner at December 22, 2023 08:44 PM (V13WU)

Words to live by…

Posted by: zombie Satchel Page at December 22, 2023 08:48 PM (TTAGa)

136 Hamm's & Svedka here at Chateau D'Eez!

Merry Christmas Ace! En fuego again today!

Merry Christmas cob-loggers!

and of course, Merry Christmas Horde! G-d bless us, every one!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at December 22, 2023 08:49 PM (kc18b)

137 Come ALL YE HORDE..

I invite you to join me on this night, to post a joyful/Comforting moment from CHRISTMAS PAST as the spirit may join us in our beds in the next few nights to give us a CHRISTMAS of Future TRIALS.

Posted by: Nightwatch at December 22, 2023 08:49 PM (TDvv2)

138 I think I have it figured out. I am in the town I grew up in I wanted to go to dinner at a place that reminded me of home and I couldn't think of one. The ones I thought of were gone."

I went back to Ohio
But my city was gone
There was no train station
There was no downtown
South Howard had disappeared
All my favorite places
My city had been pulled down
Reduced to parking spaces
Ay, oh, way to go, Ohio

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 22, 2023 08:49 PM (S6gqv)

139 132 We hosted a Christmas party last night with our church friends. Through general, light-hearted party talk, R. and I discovered three new folks that wished to be taken to a range for instruction.

All is not lost - I'm elated.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2023 08:48 PM (J47y1

It's like everyone can tell there is an increasing need to be able to properly fire a weapon.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 08:49 PM (rJ7Hd)

140 All is not lost - I'm elated.

==

Hear , hear

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2023 08:49 PM (V13WU)

141 122 Cursing is a poor replacement for a thesaurus.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

But what’s a synonym for thesaurus?

Posted by: Steve Wright at December 22, 2023 08:45 PM (4Winp)
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Well Dictionary is thesaurus-adjacent in modern lefty parlance.

Posted by: Ciampino - SpellCheck is the dictionary from Hell at December 22, 2023 08:50 PM (qfLjt)

142 Bah... Humbug

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 22, 2023 08:50 PM (xaFKb)

143 *tunes harmonica

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2023 08:50 PM (V13WU)

144 but Gene & Jude's is still there on River Road!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at December 22, 2023 08:50 PM (kc18b)

145 I really despise all the Year In Review crap. And, yeah, I couldn't care less what celebrities died. Ever.

I'll bet if we had a Year In Review of the best of AOSHQ I'd like it, though.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 22, 2023 08:50 PM (OX9vb)

146 JQ -

Watch a Christmas Carol and try to connect to the Family of Man.

Many are good people. But usually only the perverts and monsters make the news.
.
.
.
I wish I could take my own advice but the Holiday blues are creeping up on me as well.

Posted by: Adriane the Answerless Critic . . . at December 22, 2023 08:51 PM (4Winp)

147
143 *tunes harmonica
Posted by: runner at December 22, 2023 08:50 PM (V13WU

*Pulls out moonshine jug

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 08:51 PM (rJ7Hd)

148 141 122 Cursing is a poor replacement for a thesaurus.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

But what’s a synonym for thesaurus?

Posted by: Steve Wright at December 22, 2023 08:45 PM (4Winp)
----
Well Dictionary is thesaurus-adjacent in modern lefty parlance.
Posted by: Ciampino - SpellCheck is the dictionary from Hell at December 22, 2023 08:50 PM (qfLjt)

The Saurus? Theothersaurus?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 22, 2023 08:51 PM (xaFKb)

149 We had a grumpy old dude named Elmer on our HOA board a few years ago. If all you knew about him was his name, your impression of him would be pretty much correct.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 22, 2023 08:51 PM (sNc8Y)

150 147
143 *tunes harmonica
Posted by: runner at December 22, 2023 08:50 PM (V13WU

*Pulls out moonshine jug
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 08:51 PM (rJ7Hd)

/pulls out guitar...

/starts playing Freebird...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 22, 2023 08:52 PM (xaFKb)

151 High dive chick was closer to jack-knife chick.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 22, 2023 08:52 PM (cOq4q)

152 "...Off to my right I see five mounted cowboys
Off to my left ride a dozen or more
Shouting and shooting, I can't let them catch me
I have to make it to Rosa's back doooooor".....

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2023 08:53 PM (V13WU)

153
I think we all know what happened to Chester.

After leaving Marshal Dillon he joined the Navy and cleaned up in the Pacific.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 22, 2023 08:54 PM (63Dwl)

154 >>> We had a grumpy old dude named Elmer on our HOA board a few years ago. If all you knew about him was his name, your impression of him would be pretty much correct.
Posted by: Oddbob

Fat bald head and thought the only legimate use for guns was hunting wabbits?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 22, 2023 08:54 PM (cOq4q)

155 154 >>> We had a grumpy old dude named Elmer on our HOA board a few years ago. If all you knew about him was his name, your impression of him would be pretty much correct.
Posted by: Oddbob

Fat bald head and thought the only legimate use for guns was hunting wabbits?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 22, 2023 08:54 PM (cOq4q)

Did he have a Spear? and Magic Helmut?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 22, 2023 08:56 PM (xaFKb)

156 *tunes harmonica
Posted by: runner

*Pulls out moonshine jug
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Zydeco !!!!

Posted by: Queen Ida on the Washboard . . . at December 22, 2023 08:56 PM (4Winp)

157 Fat bald head and thought the only legimate use for guns was hunting wabbits?

Now that you mention it, that Elmer was infinitely more likeable than this one.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 22, 2023 08:56 PM (sNc8Y)

158 must be something in the air, Tonypete, I talked to a neighbor today who bought a handgun on black friday and was looking to go out and shoot at some paper. made a nebulous appointment to discuss it again early in the new year.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at December 22, 2023 08:56 PM (kc18b)

159 El Paso!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at December 22, 2023 08:57 PM (kc18b)

160 I H8 the Jim Carey Grinch movie but the cartoon is good

Posted by: Skip at December 22, 2023 08:58 PM (fwDg9)

161 pulls out guitar...

/starts playing Freebird...
Posted by: Romeo13

*Hits Romeo13 over the head with washboard.

*Dunks him in washtub cold water for good measure.

Posted by: Queen Ida on the Washboard . . . at December 22, 2023 08:58 PM (4Winp)

162 Elmer Keith was the key developer of the S&W .357 Magnum, the .44 Remington Magnum, and IIRC, brought out the .41 Magnum as a follow-on to the mighty forty-four.

A father might bring forth another towering genius, should he have the courage and foresight to give a son such a vaunted name.

That said: "John Moses Browning" 's name has been retired, and his woolen suit coat is now hanging from the rafters in a place of honored, reverence and glory.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 22, 2023 08:58 PM (e6UQI)

163 If I still had my 12 string guitar (a victim of the 2008 crash) I would play for you all a very melodic version of "Greensleeves"

which I learned many years ago

Posted by: Nightwatch at December 22, 2023 08:59 PM (TDvv2)

164 I still put out my Christmas lights this year! But the number of people putting them out is way way down, I notice.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 22, 2023 08:59 PM (S6gqv)

165 Only two Adolph’s I ever heard of was Menjou and that toothbrush mush trash guy. Went out of favor for some reason. And yet…..Mohamet is trendy. Hmmm.

Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2023 09:00 PM (NxC5+)

166 I'll bet if we had a Year In Review of the best of AOSHQ I'd like it, though.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 22, 2023 08:50 PM (OX9vb)

------------

The relationship advice section alone would stand beside Homer in the anals of Western literature.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 22, 2023 09:00 PM (X39qi)

167 "Elmer" is the generic name for an experienced ham radio operator who works at passing on "the knowledge" to the new operators.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at December 22, 2023 09:01 PM (kc18b)

168 164

Bidenomics

Posted by: Nightwatch at December 22, 2023 09:01 PM (TDvv2)

169 164 I still put out my Christmas lights this year! But the number of people putting them out is way way down, I notice.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 22, 2023 08:59 PM (S6gqv)

First time I have not put up the lights since I moved back to California... just not in the mood.

Town wide? Used to be a lot... now... I'd estimate down by 2/3rds.

Town itself used to go all out on Main street... now? nuthin.,

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 22, 2023 09:01 PM (xaFKb)

170 Zydeco Christmas …

https://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=EGOritptKKU
&list=PLQW34u6b9svR_ZMLl8nB50TUyJ2SiLpha

remove 2 extra returns

Posted by: Queen Ida on the Washboard . . . at December 22, 2023 09:01 PM (4Winp)

171 We need more Zydeco!

Someone grab an accordion!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 09:01 PM (XtkZj)

172 I still put out my Christmas lights this year! But the number of people putting them out is way way down, I notice.

==

it's early ! still 2 days left !

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2023 09:01 PM (V13WU)

173 There probably was no word for penguin in Eskimo either, until the White Man came.

Posted by: Ciampino - Spellcheck is the dictionary from Hell at December 22, 2023 09:02 PM (qfLjt)

174 The Grinch cartoon is classic. The music, lyrics, animation do the book justice.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 22, 2023 09:02 PM (RIvkX)

175 161 pulls out guitar...

/starts playing Freebird...
Posted by: Romeo13

*Hits Romeo13 over the head with washboard.

*Dunks him in washtub cold water for good measure.
Posted by: Queen Ida on the Washboard . . . at December 22, 2023 08:58 PM (4Winp)

/dries hiself off...
/starts to play Stairway to Heaven...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 22, 2023 09:03 PM (xaFKb)

176 I'll bet if we had a Year In Review of the best of AOSHQ I'd like it, though.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 22, 2023 08:50 PM (OX9vb)

!!!! Excellent Idea !!

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2023 09:03 PM (V13WU)

177 bet the best of troll section will be lit !!

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2023 09:03 PM (V13WU)

178 blaster

I looked up ChemJeff.

His tenure decision should be soon. If I was part of Linked In, I'd have more details, but I don't.

His departmental picture makes him look like an insufferable ass. Since I did meet him, at the small KCMO BBQ joint in the hood MiniMoMeet, that impression is true.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2023 09:04 PM (u82oZ)

179 176 I'll bet if we had a Year In Review of the best of AOSHQ I'd like it, though.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 22, 2023 08:50 PM (OX9vb)

!!!! Excellent Idea !!
Posted by: runner at December 22, 2023 09:03 PM (V13WU)

is that before or after the Feats of Strength, and Airing of Grievances?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 22, 2023 09:04 PM (xaFKb)

180 serious competition between paul and raimondo

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2023 09:04 PM (V13WU)

181 if someone were to play "Greensleeves", I would sing "Jabberwocky" along with it.

just sayin' ... try it and see!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at December 22, 2023 09:04 PM (kc18b)

182 The relationship advice section alone would stand beside Homer in the anals of Western literature.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 22, 2023 09:00 PM (X39qi)

Oh, my...yes.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 22, 2023 09:04 PM (OX9vb)

183 The next year will see an explosion in 2meter ham radio as getting your "NEWS" from the standard MSM will be obviously worthless propaganda from the deep state.

Posted by: Nightwatch at December 22, 2023 09:05 PM (TDvv2)

184 For a year in review, we'd have to get Bob from the NSA to send us the transcripts.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 09:05 PM (XtkZj)

185 Georgia Tech is beating the 2017 National Champions, Central Florida, 20-17. 3rd Qtr. Not sure where they are playing. I'm not even sure the name of the bowl game. One of those pre-Christmas lets put these 6-6 teams somewhere to play, bowl game.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 22, 2023 09:05 PM (v9vY1)

186 I liked the house lights video

Posted by: Skip at December 22, 2023 09:06 PM (fwDg9)

187 146 JQ -

Watch a Christmas Carol and try to connect to the Family of Man."

Upon reflection, I'm in more of an Imperium of Man mood right now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 22, 2023 09:06 PM (S6gqv)

188 here is rough draft , what we have so far :

Best OF Medical Advice
Best of Relationship Advice
Best of Troll

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2023 09:06 PM (V13WU)

189 Off to Home Depot for a late Christmas present …

Maybe a side trip for chocolate.
: -))

Posted by: Adriane the Grinch-ish Critic . . . at December 22, 2023 09:07 PM (4Winp)

190 Adolph's meat tenderizer.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 22, 2023 09:07 PM (63Dwl)

191 170 Zydeco Christmas …

remove 2 extra returns
Posted by: Queen Ida on the Washboard . . . at December 22, 2023 09:01 PM (4Winp)

Here you go:

http://tinyurl.com/mr44dx8u

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 22, 2023 09:08 PM (OX9vb)

192 Best of Ways to Sneak Maple Syrup onto French Toast ???

Posted by: Adriane the Grinch-ish Critic . . . at December 22, 2023 09:08 PM (4Winp)

193 Best of Lamont Screwups

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 09:09 PM (XtkZj)

194 serious competition between paul and raimondo

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2023 09:04 PM (V13WU)

Testicles come in pairs.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 22, 2023 09:10 PM (VwHCD)

195 Off to Home Depot for a late Christmas present …

Maybe a side trip for chocolate.
: -))
Posted by: Adriane the Grinch-ish Critic . . . at December 22, 2023 09:07 PM (4Winp)

There is always the gas station, if you can't find anything at Home Depot ....

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2023 09:10 PM (V13WU)

196 188 here is rough draft , what we have so far :

Best OF Medical Advice
Best of Relationship Advice
Best of Troll

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2023 09:06 PM (V13WU)

Definitely need a Best of Ace Cruelty.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 22, 2023 09:10 PM (OX9vb)

197 Greensleeves, by Vince Guaraldi:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn_yLrXQxpQ

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 22, 2023 09:10 PM (S6gqv)

198 The year's hottest tree puns?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 22, 2023 09:11 PM (X39qi)

199 Surprised made it this long as at 5: 30 was ready to call it a night.
Hope everyone has a great evening.

Posted by: Skip at December 22, 2023 09:11 PM (fwDg9)

200 http://tinyurl.com/mr44dx8u

T’asks, Dash.

I have so-so luck with tinyurl.

Posted by: Adriane the Grinch-ish Critic . . . at December 22, 2023 09:11 PM (4Winp)

201 Best Fake Art Thread Critique.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 09:11 PM (XtkZj)

202 no diminution of Christmas lights out here among the cows&corn...

it's really lovely to be driving along pre-dawn in country darkness and see an enormous star outlined in lights on a ridgeline a few miles away
or a 60 foot pine tree wrapped in hundreds of feet of lights in someone's yard
or the dedicated folks who fill their yards with lights, everywhere

makes you feel Linus' speech from Charlie Brown's Christmas

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at December 22, 2023 09:12 PM (kc18b)

203 Blaster,
Dec 24, 1976.
I was a second lieutenant in the army and the officer of the guard at a classified site storing classified government high explosives. It was about 22 degrees and about six inches of snow on the ground. Four guard towers, two men each, plus a relief group. And the immediate reaction force in case of attack.
I walked the perimeter and looked up. The sky was awash in stars. I suddenly wasn't feeling poorly at all. It was a glorious night. I felt great and I made sure my troops felt it too.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2023 09:12 PM (W/lyH)

204 *more harmonica

"We are the cowboys the true sons of freedom
We are the men who will get the job done
We're picking our words so we won't have to eat them
We're rounding them up and then driving them home...."

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2023 09:12 PM (V13WU)

205 As long as I'm on the laptop, Adriane, it's easy enough. Not so much on the phone.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 22, 2023 09:13 PM (OX9vb)

206 Best OF Medical Advice
Best of Relationship Advice
Best of Troll

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2023 09:06 PM (V13WU)

Definitely need a Best of Ace Cruelty.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 22, 2023 09:10 PM (OX9vb)

Best Fake Art Thread Critique.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 09:11 PM (XtkZj)

yes !!

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2023 09:14 PM (V13WU)

207 The art work in the animated remake is very good but it was probably mostly computer generated art.

Posted by: Drive by at December 22, 2023 09:14 PM (J5K+e)

208 188

I'll sign up for Best Medical advise from a nurse unless Nurse R gets the vote.

Posted by: Nightwatch at December 22, 2023 09:14 PM (TDvv2)

209 oh golly, thanks Tom!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at December 22, 2023 09:14 PM (kc18b)

210 I have to go to work so up at 0400. Don’t forget the eggnog.

Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2023 09:15 PM (NxC5+)

211 I'm going to be happy.

And smile. And do my best to let my friends and family know how much I appreciate them.

And I will take a dunk in 48degree salt water at least once in the next week.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 22, 2023 09:15 PM (Ipeki)

212 Heya Nightwatch!

I try not to give too much advice.

Wash your fucking hands.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 22, 2023 09:16 PM (Ipeki)

213 {{{ nurse ratched }}}

You are a wonder.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2023 09:16 PM (u82oZ)

214 Elmer Keith was the key developer of the S&W .357 Magnum, the .44 Remington Magnum, and IIRC, brought out the .41 Magnum as ~~a follow-on to~~ his masterpiece, the finest Magnum pistol cartridge to date, with a flatter trajectory and 20% less recoil than the mighty forty-four

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 22, 2023 08:58 PM

FIFY, Jim.

Also, for all you folks tuning up, if you're gonna play in Texas, you gotta have a fiddle in the band.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 22, 2023 09:16 PM (a3Q+t)

215 Fen's Top Ten Demeaning Reactions To Mannix's Busty and/or Leggy Bikini Girl Links

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 22, 2023 09:16 PM (X39qi)

216 Have a great night, everyone.

May you all be blessed by an angel.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2023 09:16 PM (u82oZ)

217 Amazing that all the movie mattes ( background scenes) were hand painted before computer software.

Posted by: Drive by at December 22, 2023 09:17 PM (J5K+e)

218 I love how the "King of the Apes" is a white guy. It subverts expectations.

Posted by: Orson at December 22, 2023 09:17 PM (dIske)

219 Best of tree puns
Best of fish puns

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2023 09:17 PM (V13WU)

220 >>> 218 I love how the "King of the Apes" is a white guy. It subverts expectations.
Posted by: Orson at December 22, 2023 09:17 PM (dIske)

We can fix that!

Posted by: Disney at December 22, 2023 09:17 PM (llON8)

221 211

I remove my bid.

Merry Christmas you.

Posted by: Nightwatch at December 22, 2023 09:18 PM (TDvv2)

222 May you all be blessed by an angel.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2023 09:16 PM (u82oZ)

Thank you, NaCly. Good night, and may you be blessed as well.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 22, 2023 09:18 PM (OX9vb)

223 Best Of Cafe Videos

Posted by: Don Black at December 22, 2023 09:19 PM (geLO8)

224 Posted by: Queen Ida on the Washboard . . . at December 22, 2023 09:01 PM (4Winp)

Thank you for that.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 22, 2023 09:19 PM (nC+QA)

225 Best Flounce 2023

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 09:20 PM (XtkZj)

226 you go, nurse!

I can still (if I think about it) feel ducking into Lake Superior (@ about 50degrees) while wilderness camping 6 months ago!

woohoo!

*fistbump*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at December 22, 2023 09:20 PM (kc18b)

227 Fen's Top Ten Demeaning Reactions To Mannix's Busty and/or Leggy Bikini Girl Links
Posted by: Cicero

hahaha! yes.

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2023 09:20 PM (V13WU)

228 have to go to work so up at 0400. Don’t forget the eggnog.
Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2023 09:15 PM (NxC5+)

Are you ever going to completely retire?

Posted by: Drive by at December 22, 2023 09:20 PM (J5K+e)

229 Watched "Lion in Winter" tonight. Now there was a dysfunctional family.

Posted by: Tuna at December 22, 2023 09:20 PM (oaGWv)

230 Best of tree puns
Best of fish puns
Posted by: runner at December 22, 2023 09:17 PM (V13WU)

The Best of Muldoon.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2023 09:21 PM (W/lyH)

231 Best Flounce 2023
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 09:20 PM (XtkZj)

I have an entrant for that category !

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2023 09:21 PM (V13WU)

232 Fen's Top Ten Demeaning Reactions To Mannix's Busty and/or Leggy Bikini Girl Links
Posted by: Cicero

I think we need the Top ten Mannix girl links first.

Posted by: Drive by at December 22, 2023 09:22 PM (J5K+e)

233 yeah, Jim, Elmer Keith rocked!
"Hell, I was there!, his autobiography, is a helluva good read.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at December 22, 2023 09:22 PM (kc18b)

234 The Best of Muldoon.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2023 09:21 PM (W/lyH)

sure !

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2023 09:23 PM (V13WU)

235 Wash your fucking hands.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 22, 2023 09:16 PM (Ipeki)

*looks at cracks in skin*

Can I stop now?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2023 09:23 PM (W/lyH)

236 and you, too, NaCly!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at December 22, 2023 09:23 PM (kc18b)

237 Best Flouncing Away Forever Post

(looks up. dammit!)

Best Not Reading the Thread and Repeating Someone Elses Post

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 22, 2023 09:24 PM (v9vY1)

238 212

I think that, at the end of the day...you and I are all about "Best Practice" for our patients. Bless you and your family over this Christmas Season.

And a Happy New Year nurse!

Let's KICK ASS in 2024!!

Posted by: Nightwatch at December 22, 2023 09:26 PM (TDvv2)

239 Best typo. (Was "dick fat" this year or last?)

Posted by: Oddbob at December 22, 2023 09:26 PM (sNc8Y)

240 Watched "Lion in Winter" tonight. Now there was a dysfunctional family.
Posted by: Tuna at December 22, 2023 09:20 PM (oaGWv)

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The thing about Eleanor of Aquitaine is that she actually did have huge tracts of land.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 22, 2023 09:26 PM (X39qi)

241 You can wash your hands too much.

You need some germs on occasion. Keep that immune system in fighting order.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 09:26 PM (XtkZj)

242 239 Best typo. (Was "dick fat" this year or last?)
Posted by: Oddbob at December 22, 2023 09:26 PM (sNc8Y

2022, I think.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 09:27 PM (XtkZj)

243 The coveted Amy Schumer Award and the Most Prestegious Ben Roethlisberger awards !

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2023 09:27 PM (V13WU)

244 The coveted Amy Schumer Award and the Most Prestegious Ben Roethlisberger awards!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 22, 2023 09:29 PM (XtkZj)

245 Dickey Betts

http://tinyurl.com/33bsyz2k

Posted by: JackStraw at December 22, 2023 09:29 PM (ZLI7S)

246 134 blaster @ 117-
Gene’s Pig and Chick closed years ago, so did Doug’s Drive/Thru.
Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2023 08:48 PM (NxC5+)

I'm in Lexington but yeah. Rush's are all gone I think.

Do you remember a Mrs. Stroman? She was my 2d grade teacher.

Posted by: blaster at December 22, 2023 09:29 PM (Db9Mh)

247 Best Consecutive-numbered Hordemind posts.

Posted by: mikeski at December 22, 2023 09:31 PM (DgGvY)

248 In this year of Harrison Bergeron, all posters and all posts are equal.

Posted by: blaster at December 22, 2023 09:31 PM (Db9Mh)

249 Best unfortunate hash.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 09:31 PM (XtkZj)

250 Only two Adolph’s I ever heard of was Menjou and that toothbrush mush trash guy. Went out of favor for some reason. And yet…..Mohamet is trendy. Hmmm.
Posted by: Eromero

Dolph Lundgren's given name was Hans. But "Dolph" has to be short for either Adolph or Dolphin, right?

Posted by: mikeski at December 22, 2023 09:32 PM (DgGvY)

251 Best unfortunate hash.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 09:31 PM (XtkZj)

Best fortunate hash..not fair, though, Pixy has the best one.

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2023 09:32 PM (V13WU)

252 Dolph Lundgren's given name was Hans. But "Dolph" has to be short for either Adolph or Dolphin, right?

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What would you say, Mortimer?

Posted by: Randolph Duke at December 22, 2023 09:33 PM (X39qi)

253 The Best of Muldoon.
Posted by: Diogenes

That's two categories. Limerick and non-limerick.

Posted by: mikeski at December 22, 2023 09:34 PM (DgGvY)

254 Best nicks and socks. I have a list.

Posted by: chris+opher at December 22, 2023 09:34 PM (dSco/)

255 That's two categories. Limerick and non-limerick.
Posted by: mikeski at December 22, 2023 09:34 PM (DgGvY)

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Obscure Medicare billing codes could be their own category.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 22, 2023 09:36 PM (X39qi)

256 To (sort of) tie into Jim's comment, famous trick shooter Ad Topperwein was Adolph. Pretty sure his wife's real name wasn't Plinky.

Also I knew a kid named Adolph in elementary school in the mid 60s. His family was Hispanic, not German, though.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 22, 2023 09:36 PM (sNc8Y)

257 Best nicks and socks. I have a list.
Posted by: chris+opher at December 22, 2023 09:34 PM (dSco/)

c'mon. all are the best.

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2023 09:37 PM (V13WU)

258 Meanwhile, people are trying to make themselves miserable, or make others miserable. This whole Nikki Haley as VP thing (speaking of Lexington) is an op. By someone. To demoralize. Or, its real. And demoralizing.

Posted by: blaster at December 22, 2023 09:37 PM (Db9Mh)

259 Dolph Lundgren's given name was Hans. But "Dolph" has to be short for either Adolph or Dolphin, right?

What would you say, Mortimer?
Posted by: Randolph Duke

If my name were Randolph, I'd go by Randolph. Shortening it to Dolph would give people the opportunity to mentally connect it to that guy with only the middle third of his mustache.

Maybe "Randy," but that's it's own double entendre.

Posted by: mikeski at December 22, 2023 09:40 PM (DgGvY)

260 I just played the "Snow Miser, Heat Miser" video and, to my surprise, my wife (only 5 years younger than I) didn't recognize it at all.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 22, 2023 09:41 PM (sNc8Y)

261 First wife's dad was named Adolph.

He went by Adolph. He would lose his mind whenever anyone mentioned it. A constant source of hilarity.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2023 09:41 PM (J47y1)

262 I wouldn't hire Nikki Haley to hold a box of tissues at flu season.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 09:41 PM (XtkZj)

263 Keith Urban

http://tinyurl.com/3fap7hbj

Posted by: JackStraw at December 22, 2023 09:42 PM (ZLI7S)

264 243 The coveted Amy Schumer Award and the Most Prestegious Ben Roethlisberger awards !
Posted by: runner at December 22, 2023 09:27 PM (V13WU)

244 The coveted Amy Schumer Award and the Most Prestegious Ben Roethlisberger awards!
Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 22, 2023 09:29 PM (XtkZj)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE AMY SCHUMER ALWAYS STEALS OTHER PEOPLE'S JOKES!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 22, 2023 09:43 PM (Db9Mh)

265 260 I just played the "Snow Miser, Heat Miser" video and, to my surprise, my wife (only 5 years younger than I) didn't recognize it at all.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 22, 2023 09:41 PM (sNc8Y)

I grew up in the South, and I am totally in the Heatmiser camp.

I often sing it - I'm Mr. Heatmiser, I'm Mr. Sun....

Posted by: blaster at December 22, 2023 09:44 PM (Db9Mh)

266 There must have been a huge number of baby boys (and a few unfortunate girls) in Germany who were named Adolph from 1933 to the early '40s.

The name seems to have disappeared after 1945. I wonder if they all changed their names.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 22, 2023 09:45 PM (X39qi)

267 The coveted Amy Schumer Award and the Most Prestegious Ben Roethlisberger awards !
Posted by: runner at December 22, 2023 09:27 PM (V13WU)

244 The coveted Amy Schumer Award and the Most Prestegious Ben Roethlisberger awards!
Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 22, 2023 09:29 PM (XtkZj)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE AMY SCHUMER ALWAYS STEALS OTHER PEOPLE'S JOKES!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 22, 2023 09:43 PM (Db9Mh

The coveted Amy Schumer Award and the Most Prestegious Ben Roethlisberger awards! IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE AMY SCHUMER ALWAYS STEALS OTHER PEOPLE'S JOKES!

Posted by: Claudine Gay at December 22, 2023 09:45 PM (V13WU)

268 But, in retrospect: both Coldmiser and Heatmiser present really gay....

Posted by: blaster at December 22, 2023 09:46 PM (Db9Mh)

269 ...makes you feel Linus' speech from Charlie Brown's Christmas
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at December 22, 2023 09:12 PM (kc18b)
~~~~~

There's a tiny little cottage near me whose owners go all out for the holidays--every holiday. Right now, the teeny, little house is awash with lights and in the front yard there's a blow-up Santa that is literally twice as tall as the house.

They also have a huge Easter Bunny and Michael Myers (for Halloween) too.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 22, 2023 09:46 PM (KS/3z)

270 Posted by: Claudine Gay at December 22, 2023 09:45 PM (V13WU)

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Okay, now that's funny.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 22, 2023 09:46 PM (X39qi)

271 The coveted Amy Schumer Award and the Most Prestegious Ben Roethlisberger awards! IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE AMY SCHUMER ALWAYS STEALS OTHER PEOPLE'S JOKES!
Posted by: Claudine Gay at December 22, 2023 09:45 PM (V13WU)

Folks,we can say we were there at the birth of a new meme.

Posted by: blaster at December 22, 2023 09:47 PM (Db9Mh)

272 241 You can wash your hands too much.

You need some germs on occasion. Keep that immune system in fighting order.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Eat some dirt. Like little kids do.
Seriously.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 22, 2023 09:47 PM (7U1Wr)

273 Adolfo is kind of a popular Mexican name...

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2023 09:47 PM (V13WU)

274 Posted by: Claudine Gay at December 22, 2023 09:45 PM (V13WU)

Folks,we can say we were there at the birth of a new meme.
Posted by: blaster at December 22, 2023 09:47 PM (Db9Mh)

She didn't cite her sources.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2023 09:47 PM (XtkZj)

275 I had a grandfather who changed his middle name (officially) to A. during WW2. He destroyed any personal records of his made before that point and got very angry if anyone asked him about it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 22, 2023 09:48 PM (S6gqv)

276 I MASK MY HANDS IN UV LIGHT FOR 5 SECONDS when required. New Tech don't ya know. How you sterilize the digits after washing.

Get with the trend nurse ratched...just saying...

Posted by: Nightwatch at December 22, 2023 09:48 PM (TDvv2)

277 Steve Winwood and Eric Clapton

http://tinyurl.com/smdyh98j

Posted by: JackStraw at December 22, 2023 09:50 PM (ZLI7S)

278 The name worked out pretty well for me, right up until it didn't.

Posted by: Adolph Eichmann at December 22, 2023 09:50 PM (X39qi)

279 Guess I'm grandfathered in?

Posted by: Adolph Rupp at December 22, 2023 09:52 PM (v9vY1)

280 I wouldn't hire Nikki Haley to hold a box of tissues at flu season.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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OTOH, she could probably make a mint on a troop transport.

Posted by: Bill at December 22, 2023 09:53 PM (XeU6L)

281 From earlier-
BELTRAN: So there's been a whole lot of people thinking and theorizing about white supremacy. And all of these scholars share a view that I share, that whiteness is not the same thing as white people and that whiteness is actually better understood as a political project that has emerged historically, and that is dynamic and that is always changing. And so whiteness as an ideology is rooted in America's history of white supremacy -- right? -- which has to do with the legacy of slavery or Indigenous dispossession or Jim Crow. And I think it's important to realize just how long in this country legal discrimination was not simply culturally acceptable but legally authorized.

OK, explain to me how many non-white countries were not mistreating minorities in 1776? Ever heard of how the Japanese treated the Ainu or even the Okinawans. Indigenous disposition indeed.

As for the legacy of slavery, who was selling Africans to slave traders? If you guessed rival African tribes you are correct. And there was a thriving Muslim slave trade, which is one of the most persistent today.

Beltran wants to bash America, this whole diatribe is a bunch of BS.

Posted by: Farmer at December 22, 2023 09:55 PM (55Qr6)

282 Ben Harper

http://tinyurl.com/4xrpdc9v

Posted by: JackStraw at December 22, 2023 09:56 PM (ZLI7S)

283
He's paid $2 million a year for 24-33, when he's playing, then $68 million for 34-43. So if he stays out of CA for his retirement, state taxes can't be levied.

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By 2034, with hyperinflation, his post-career payouts will worth hundreds of (2023) dollars. Assuming the country still exists at all in some form.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 22, 2023 09:57 PM (0B+OF)

284 Doing my ONT warm-up exercises...

Posted by: mindful webworker - 1 2 3 1 2 3 at December 22, 2023 09:57 PM (281RL)

285
Beltran wants to bash America, this whole diatribe is a bunch of BS.
Posted by: Farmer
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Stop interefering with the narrative!

Posted by: The Left at December 22, 2023 09:57 PM (XeU6L)

286 Beltran wants to bash America, this whole diatribe is a bunch of BS.

You have to cut him some slack just to get up to the level of BS. It's mostly just authentic frontier gibberish.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 22, 2023 09:58 PM (sNc8Y)

287 Doing my ONT warm-up exercises...
Posted by: mindful webworker - 1 2 3 1 2 3 at December 22, 2023 09:57 PM (281RL)

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Success depends on hitting early and hard with a clever opener.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 22, 2023 09:58 PM (X39qi)

288 The ONT nood you've been waiting for
https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=407588

Posted by: mindful webworker - 1 2 3 1 2 3 at December 22, 2023 10:01 PM (281RL)

289 I noticed today while fighting hand to hand at Costco and other stores, that most people were happy and making nice quips to each other. It was very nice unlike at Thanksgiving shopping where no quarter was asked or given.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 22, 2023 10:03 PM (kxx6d)

290 Billy Joe

Long coming about.

Posted by: Nightwatch at December 22, 2023 10:44 PM (TDvv2)

291 "Christmas in Iceland, with some light volcanic activity in background"

As Doug Adams says, in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, "Don't Panic!"

It looks like it is *mostly* peaceful.

Posted by: Ken Zevo at December 23, 2023 08:15 AM (iJeu3)

292 check out The Donnas cover of "Christmas Wrapping"

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