Support
Contact
Ace:
aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Christmas Cafe![]() Church of the Nativity, Bethlehem Nora the baby polar bear, growing up. Make sure you see 2:45. Great video of the mountains and fjords of Lofoten, Norway. (Instagram) Beautiful icy waterfall in Canada. (Instagram) Baby meets baby deer. Some kind of mutant reindeer. I have made a mighty Christmas Army.
![]() Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Merry merry Christmas, Horde!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 25, 2023 07:18 PM (+4oV5) 2
The Babylon Bee headline is pretty much what happens to home owners who act in self defense in certain states.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -Z28.310 at December 25, 2023 07:19 PM (dZVON) 3
That the sand rats derive tourist income from Bethlehem, Joseph's and Jacob's tombs pisses me off to no end.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2023 07:24 PM (dec0Z) 4
Ladyl, Merry Christmas, sunshine.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2023 07:25 PM (dec0Z) 5
We just watched home alone
Posted by: Sassy at December 25, 2023 07:27 PM (xSICi) 6
I too am pining for the fjords.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, Bird Law Expert at December 25, 2023 07:27 PM (F5SKq) Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2023 07:30 PM (J47y1) 8
I used to just watch " The Passion of the Christ" at Easter. This year I watched it at Christmas too.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2023 07:30 PM (dec0Z) 9
That prosecutor would REALLY go after John McClane.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 25, 2023 07:30 PM (63Dwl) 10
Lol. I was Caulkin's doppelganger as a kid. People used to mistake me for him.
But I like that movie, because the kid is an archetype. He's nice. He has a heart of gold. But he's tough. But if you're on the wrong side of Christmas, he'll tear you to shreds, without compassion or compunction. It's a solid Christmas movie. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 25, 2023 07:31 PM (0FoWg) 11
Is it true that DJT is in Home Alone?
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 25, 2023 07:32 PM (MeG8a) 12
Watching Christmas tree light show outdoors. Cold, but wow.
Posted by: Eromero at December 25, 2023 07:32 PM (fKjF6) 13
Merry Christmas all. Had a good one except for the weather bothering the ol' joints. Stopped by some friends and she retreated to another room, having the flu but on the mend. She tried four covid test kits over 3 days just to see how accurate they are, and they aren't (50/50 results). Their cats had a carefully planned raid on the tree. The husband is shaking his head as she has been studying, in her illness, a cabbage soup diet for the new year. I told her that would guarantee a weight loss, having been used in KZLs with a vigorous exercise program.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 25, 2023 07:32 PM (0EOe9) 14
Home alone 2, lost in NYC
Posted by: Kindltot at December 25, 2023 07:33 PM (D7oie) Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2023 07:33 PM (fwDg9) 16
Ladyl!!!!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2023 07:34 PM (gZceY) 17
DJT isn't in Home Alone 2, if you watch it on TV. They've scrubbed him from the broadcast version, because Orwellian media hellscape.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 25, 2023 07:34 PM (0FoWg) 18
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 25, 2023 07:35 PM (Zz0t1) 19
Btw, I hope y'all had a wonderful Christmas Day.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, Bird Law Expert at December 25, 2023 07:35 PM (F5SKq) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 25, 2023 07:35 PM (Zz0t1) 21
"They've scrubbed him from the broadcast version, because Orwellian media hellscape."
Oh for heaven's sake... Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 25, 2023 07:36 PM (MeG8a) 22
Shit, I Wish it was October. I want to hug you all
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2023 07:38 PM (dec0Z) 23
My Chanukah present for my brother was a dud, because my dad gave me a bum steer. Now I have to do two birthday presents for him next month. I'm thinking "print of Vermeer painting of woman with scales and a vintage mid-mod lamp."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 25, 2023 07:38 PM (0FoWg) 24
I did see an instagram post today (it was texted to me) where it says "Biden never helped Kevin find the lobby of a hotel" then showed the scene in Home Alone 3 or whichever where he asked Trump and Trump directed him.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 25, 2023 07:38 PM (Zz0t1) 25
Shit, I Wish it was October. I want to hug you all
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2023 07:38 PM (dec0Z) *hugs* Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 25, 2023 07:39 PM (Zz0t1) 26
Sponge! Hugs to Mrs Sponge, Sponge Spawn and Barfing Spongebuddy
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2023 07:39 PM (gZceY) 27
"They've scrubbed him from the broadcast version, because Orwellian media hellscape." The Yezhov treatment http://tinyurl.com/zkc3ubyr Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 25, 2023 07:41 PM (63Dwl) 28
Sponge! Hugs to Mrs Sponge, Sponge Spawn and Barfing Spongebuddy
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2023 07:39 PM (gZceY) Can do! Sponge Bro is in Kentucky, currently, so that will be later. Spawn and Mrs. are napping. I'm doing the food put away. I don't do dishes, tho. *hugs* Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 25, 2023 07:41 PM (Zz0t1) 29
The memories y'all have given me is the greatest gift there is. That is my Merry Christmas.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2023 07:45 PM (dec0Z) 30
Merry Christmas, Horde!!! Lemon bars (w/shortbread base) to you all!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 25, 2023 07:45 PM (a3Q+t) 31
Hector The Baby Goat is a cutie pie...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 25, 2023 07:47 PM (R/m4+) 32
Duncanthrax. Merry Christmas to and your lovely Mrs. and also that very special Ace kitty.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2023 07:48 PM (dec0Z) 33
Darn it. Already starting. Today is Sunday, right, and tomorrow is Monday but it's really Tuesday and we get the same treatment next week. We should change the clocks during times like this and really scramble things.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 25, 2023 07:49 PM (0EOe9) 34
Baby meets baby deer.
Dog in background is thinking "Lunch!" Posted by: Diogenes at December 25, 2023 07:50 PM (W/lyH) 35
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night! Seriously I'm wiped out and it's not even late.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 25, 2023 07:50 PM (gJoNf) 36
>>> 33 Darn it. Already starting. Today is Sunday, right, and tomorrow is Monday but it's really Tuesday and we get the same treatment next week. We should change the clocks during times like this and really scramble things.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 25, 2023 07:49 PM (0EOe9) Wait till next year when this is Wednesday. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 25, 2023 07:51 PM (llON8) 37
Just received a call from #3 son - he and his lovely GF have set a marriage date. She is a wonderful young lady so everyone is just thrilled.
Yea!! Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2023 07:52 PM (J47y1) Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 25, 2023 07:52 PM (Wnv9h) 39
My dear friends were married at the church of the Nativity.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState How cool is that! Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2023 07:53 PM (J47y1) 40
Helena Handbasket, planning a day.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2023 07:53 PM (dec0Z) 41
Merry Christmas everyone. I hope you have a great day today. Lots of love to you all.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 25, 2023 07:53 PM (hM7z2) 42
The memories y'all have given me is the greatest gift there is. That is my Merry Christmas.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2023 07:45 PM Greetings and hugs from the RMBS Mom, Ben Had! Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 25, 2023 07:53 PM (Wnv9h) 43
How cool is that!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2023 07:53 PM Very. He's a priest, she's a rare Pali Christian. Life is rough for her family right about now. Please keep them in your prayers, Horde. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 25, 2023 07:55 PM (Wnv9h) 44
RMBS, thank you . She is a treasure.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2023 07:55 PM (dec0Z) 45
RMBS - prayers of course.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2023 07:56 PM (J47y1) Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 25, 2023 07:56 PM (Wnv9h) 47
{{{ Ben Had]}}
You are the gift of hope and fellowship that gives all year. Thank you for being YOU!! May your horses never say Neigh to a request from you. Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 25, 2023 07:58 PM (u82oZ) Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 25, 2023 07:58 PM (Wnv9h) 49
That deer is fawning all over that poor baby!
Posted by: Muldoon at December 25, 2023 07:59 PM (991eG) 50
Last thread
I said All day I've been reading posts & lurking through Moron comments and I finally get caught up... ...and comment gets willowed wouldn'tcha know. Hope everyone is as merry as can be. Posted by: mindful webworker - Christmas webworks linked in nic - that's here at December 25, 2023 07:59 PM (iR2a0) Posted by: Muldoon at December 25, 2023 08:00 PM (991eG) Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 25, 2023 08:00 PM (u82oZ) 53
NaCly, I have always received more than given.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2023 08:00 PM (dec0Z) 54
@Rightanglenews
The New York Police Department is responding to a level three mobilization, with level four being the worst, after clashes erupted between police and pro-Palestine protesters at a major demonstration in Midtown Manhattan. Officers have reportedly sustained multiple injuries during the altercations, although the extent of the injuries is currently unclear. Additionally, there have been reports of multiple arrests made by the police. Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2023 08:00 PM (ZLI7S) 55
RMBS Mom is awesome.
I had the pleasure and the privilege of running with her through our scoot and shoot. She's the bee's knees. Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2023 08:01 PM (HCL3E) 56
RMBS Mom is awesome.
I had the pleasure and the privilege of running with her through our scoot and shoot. She's the bee's knees. Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2023 08:01 PM I will certainly pass that on! Prepping her for next year in Corsicana! Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 25, 2023 08:03 PM (Wnv9h) 57
She's the bee's knees.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2023 08:01 PM (HCL3E) She definitely is. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 25, 2023 08:05 PM (nC+QA) 58
54 Multiple arrests but sadly there will be no convictions. Probably some "just go away money" so the fuckers won't sue.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 25, 2023 08:06 PM (0EOe9) Posted by: Muldoon at December 25, 2023 08:06 PM (991eG) 60
Duncanthrax. Merry Christmas to and your lovely Mrs. and also that very special Ace kitty.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2023 7:48 PM Back at'cha. Ace showed up at my feet meowing literally the second I started reading your comment. She's now on my lap purring to beat the band thinking about you. Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 25, 2023 08:06 PM (a3Q+t) Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 25, 2023 08:07 PM (u82oZ) 62
@Rightanglenews
The New York Police Department is responding to a level three mobilization, with level four being the worst, after clashes erupted between police and pro-Palestine protesters at a major demonstration in Midtown Manhattan. Officers have reportedly sustained multiple injuries during the altercations, although the extent of the injuries is currently unclear. Additionally, there have been reports of multiple arrests made by the police. Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2023 08:00 PM (ZLI7S) May I suggest using your nightsticks, officers? Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine at December 25, 2023 08:08 PM (4I/2K) 63
Ace, I hope you had a good Christmas.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 25, 2023 08:08 PM (9yWhg) 64
Imagine me giving RedMindBlueState Mom a chaste and respectful kiss on the end.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 25, 2023 08:07 PM You are a true gentleman, Salty! Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 25, 2023 08:09 PM (Wnv9h) 65
May I suggest using your nightsticks, officers?
Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine at December 25, 2023 08:08 PM Get outta here! Posted by: A Philly Cop at December 25, 2023 08:10 PM (Wnv9h) 66
Tonypete
Huzzah! Is this the one that met at a Right to Life March? Posted by: NaCly Dog Yes! She is a hell of a gal. Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2023 08:10 PM (J47y1) 67
Bulgaroctonus
Probably with his French girlfriend. May he not need to recharge his cruelty capacitors. Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 25, 2023 08:10 PM (u82oZ) Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2023 08:12 PM (C2QwQ) 69
Tonypete
Your life has been full of blessings these past couple of years. Keep it up. Please give my best to your enchanting wife. Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 25, 2023 08:12 PM (u82oZ) Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2023 08:12 PM (C2QwQ) 71
>>Multiple arrests but sadly there will be no convictions. Probably some "just go away money" so the fuckers won't sue.
From some of the videos and pictures coming in it appears to be a pretty big riot. Feels like this will be the 2024 version of the BLM riots just in time for the election. Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2023 08:14 PM (ZLI7S) 72
Well have no reason to get up tomorrow but should try and get back to normal schedule
Hope everyone has a great evening Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2023 08:14 PM (fwDg9) Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2023 08:14 PM (J47y1) 74
RedMindBlueState
Hw dd hand become end? The autocorrect feature will be punished. And there will be much rejoicing. Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 25, 2023 08:15 PM (u82oZ) 75
OMG!!!
They just showed multiple SF 49 players....PRAYING ON THE FIELD!!! Before tonight's game. Dang! The NFL and media ran Tim Tebow out of the league for that. Come on NFL, let's see some consistency. Posted by: Diogenes at December 25, 2023 08:15 PM (W/lyH) 76
Whew! Two busy days. Kind of bringing it all to a close, except for visiting with you folk, I just returned from taking some muffins across the street to the 88 year-old widow and her rather aged daughter across the street.
I was astonished by how happy they were to see me. I realized that they had not had any visitors or company (aside from each other) through the holidays. They pressed a glass of wine in my hand, and were positively happily chatty for an hour. I had only intended to stay for a few minutes, but spent over an hour visiting and talking of old times and friends. There is a great deal to be said for the demonstration of a little genuine interest in people. Posted by: Mike Hammer, looking around for the mistletoe at December 25, 2023 08:15 PM (XeU6L) 77
23 My Chanukah present for my brother was a dud, because my dad gave me a bum steer. Now I have to do two birthday presents for him next month. I'm thinking "print of Vermeer painting of woman with scales and a vintage mid-mod lamp."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 25, 2023 07:38 PM (0FoWg) Don't cheap out. Get him the original Vermeer. Posted by: BillyD at December 25, 2023 08:15 PM (F6Xpw) 78
nurse ratched
Awww. You are so classy. The best of the Christmas Season to you. May your ferry crew be stalwart, and the homeless fear you. Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 25, 2023 08:16 PM (u82oZ) 79
Mike Hammer, that is the true spirit of Christmas. Bless you.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2023 08:18 PM (dec0Z) 80
54 @Rightanglenews
The New York Police Department is responding to a level three mobilization, with level four being the worst, after clashes erupted between police and pro-Palestine protesters at a major demonstration in Midtown Manhattan. Officers have reportedly sustained multiple injuries during the altercations, although the extent of the injuries is currently unclear. Additionally, there have been reports of multiple arrests made by the police. Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2023 08:00 PM (ZLI7S) I'd like to think the cops are cracking heads, but in these times, that's not likely. Posted by: BillyD at December 25, 2023 08:18 PM (F6Xpw) Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 25, 2023 08:18 PM (u82oZ) 82
Hw dd hand become end? The autocorrect feature will be punished. And there will be much rejoicing.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 25, 2023 08:15 PM 😄 I kinda figured that was a typo. Autocucumber mocks us. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 25, 2023 08:19 PM (Wnv9h) 83
A leg lamp by Vermeer?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 25, 2023 08:18 PM (u82oZ) It's a major award! Posted by: Old Man Parker at December 25, 2023 08:19 PM (4I/2K) Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 25, 2023 08:19 PM (u82oZ) 85
JackStraw @ 71-
Elections? What elections? Posted by: Eromero at December 25, 2023 08:20 PM (NxC5+) 86
I was astonished by how happy they were to see me. I realized that they had not had any visitors or company (aside from each other) through the holidays. They pressed a glass of wine in my hand, and were positively happily chatty for an hour. I had only intended to stay for a few minutes, but spent over an hour visiting and talking of old times and friends. There is a great deal to be said for the demonstration of a little genuine interest in people.
Posted by: Mike Hammer You are a good man Mike. Thanks for doing this for others. Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2023 08:21 PM (J47y1) 87
81 Yudhishthira's Dice
A leg lamp by Vermeer? Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 25, 2023 08:18 PM (u82oZ) Genius! Someone who's adept at using an image generation AI should whip one up! Posted by: BillyD at December 25, 2023 08:21 PM (F6Xpw) 88
Rightanglenews
The New York Police Department is responding to a level three mobilization, with level four being the worst, after clashes erupted between police and pro-Palestine protesters at a major demonstration in Midtown Manhattan. *** Better stop it now. If they don't it will spread like wildfire. Posted by: Diogenes at December 25, 2023 08:22 PM (W/lyH) 89
>>I'd like to think the cops are cracking heads, but in these times, that's not likely.
Guy at the end of this video got tuned up. http://tinyurl.com/2km3bsyk Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2023 08:23 PM (ZLI7S) 90
80 The head crackers are long gone. The typical cop nowadays was brought up in the same education system as the woke, fighting for justice crowd.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 25, 2023 08:24 PM (0EOe9) Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2023 08:25 PM (h2q0O) Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 25, 2023 08:25 PM (a3Q+t) 93
Rightanglenews
The New York Police Department is responding to a level three mobilization, with level four being the worst, after clashes erupted between police and pro-Palestine protesters at a major demonstration in Midtown Manhattan. *** Better stop it now. If they don't it will spread like wildfire. Posted by: Diogenes at December 25, 2023 08:22 PM (W/lyH) Right. Nip it in the bud! Posted by: Deputy Barney Fife at December 25, 2023 08:27 PM (4I/2K) Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 25, 2023 08:27 PM (FCs/J) 95
bill in arkansas
Put me in coach. At my age I do not fear prison. The people are going to have to sort this out without police help. So many people have cordless hole punchers today. The police need to stop this fast. Head on a swivel, have a plan, and OPSEC. Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 25, 2023 08:27 PM (u82oZ) Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2023 08:28 PM (h2q0O) 97
Put me in coach. At my age I do not fear prison.
The people are going to have to sort this out without police help. So many people have cordless hole punchers today. The police need to stop this fast. Head on a swivel, have a plan, and OPSEC. Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 25, 2023 08:27 PM Be a damned shame if someone fixed the problem from another zip code. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 25, 2023 08:29 PM (Wnv9h) 98
Experimented with a pork rib roast for Christmas dinner; put it on the smoker for 90 minutes, then finished by grilling. Nice smoke ring, and super juicy and tender.
German red cabbage, dressing, mashed, and green beans. Peach pecan pie for dessert. Oh, yeah, Shiner 1909 beer! Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 25, 2023 08:29 PM (a3Q+t) 99
"The Last Vermeer" is a pretty good movie. Watch it if you can.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 25, 2023 08:30 PM (0EOe9) 100
Merry Christmas to you and Mrs D.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2023 08:28 PM (h2q0O) NURSE!!!! You make me hot like a rapid fire .45!!! Merry Christmas My Lady! Posted by: Diogenes at December 25, 2023 08:30 PM (W/lyH) 101
>>Better stop it now.
If they don't it will spread like wildfire. I think that's the plan. A riot in NYC on Christmas to support Israel? Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2023 08:31 PM (ZLI7S) 102
Shit, I Wish it was October. I want to hug you all
Posted by: Ben Had We'll deliver when we see you! Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 25, 2023 08:33 PM (cbtwc) 103
Hamas not Israel. sheesh
Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2023 08:33 PM (ZLI7S) Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 25, 2023 08:36 PM (V8he0) 105
Israeli Police have the recipe for pali rioters.
Suppressed .22 LR, w/ subsonic ammo. Scoped rifles, sighted exactly to zero, at 50 yards. Kneecap shots. By all accounts, the results are as one might expect, and desire. MERRY CHRISTMAS, HORDE! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at December 25, 2023 08:36 PM (e6UQI) 106
Someone is funding the riots. Put enough pressure on American cities to get them to bitch to the fed gov, then the fed gov puts more pressure on Israel.
Not going to work. Israel is in it to win it. protests will go on and get bigger unless they are stopped. Posted by: Diogenes at December 25, 2023 08:39 PM (W/lyH) 107
99 "The Last Vermeer" is a pretty good movie. Watch it if you can.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 25, 2023 08:30 PM (0EOe9) Yes, it is, supposed to be based on a true story. Another interesting Vermeer related movie is "Tim's Vermeer", kind of a documentary about a guy who was obsessed with Vermeer's style and technique, and was determined to investigate and replicate it. Posted by: BillyD at December 25, 2023 08:39 PM (F6Xpw) 108
Mike Hammer, that is the true spirit of Christmas. Bless you.
Posted by: Ben Had -------- I'll not evangelize, as it quickly becomes tedious, but as I have mentioned here that I re-read 'A Christmas Carol' each year, and always come away with a little more. I note that I have this bit underlined, as Marley's ghost is conveying to Scrooge Scrooge's indifference to well-being of others: "Not to know that any Christian spirit working kindly in its little sphere, whatever it may be, will find its mortal life too short for its vast means of usefulness. Not to know that no space of regret can make amends for one life’s opportunity misused! Yet such was I! Oh! such was I!” Posted by: Mike Hammer, looking around for the mistletoe at December 25, 2023 08:40 PM (XeU6L) 109
Kneecap shots.
By all accounts, the results are as one might expect, and desire. MERRY CHRISTMAS, HORDE! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX *** *sniffs* *wipes tear* That's beautiful man! Posted by: Diogenes at December 25, 2023 08:40 PM (W/lyH) 110
WRT to the Dr. Who clip in the sidebar, this might be a contrary opinion, but stylistically, aesthetically, it looks pleasing, also, if you're going to change up the moribund conceit of Dr. Who, going the musical route, might not be such a bad move.
I bet this run will get better ratings than the Jodie Whitaker Dr. Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 25, 2023 08:41 PM (XV/Pl) 111
Merry Christmas to Ace, the cobs, Ben Had, Nurse, Jim SND, Weasel and the rest of the horde.
Posted by: Buck JoeFiden at December 25, 2023 08:42 PM (9P23t) 112
>>Better stop it now.
If they don't it will spread like wildfire. I think that's the plan. A riot in NYC on Christmas to support Israel? Posted by: JackStraw Police should have backed off and hosed them all down with water canons. That would cool them off quickly and keep the cops out of danger from the rioters. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 25, 2023 08:43 PM (cbtwc) 113
Diogenes said it right @ 106
The jihadis play a longer game than the commies and the ‘elite’ ain’t figured that out yet. Still, the target is on Western civilization. Posted by: Eromero at December 25, 2023 08:43 PM (NxC5+) 114
@75
>>Dang! The NFL and media ran Tim Tebow out of the league for that. Come on NFL, let's see some consistency. Black people are allowed public displays of religiosity, just like they can run political rallies inside black churches without anyone saying boo. Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 25, 2023 08:44 PM (XV/Pl) 115
Evening.
Posted by: Robert at December 25, 2023 08:44 PM (YbqMd) 116
105 Israeli Police have the recipe for pali rioters.
Suppressed .22 LR, w/ subsonic ammo. Scoped rifles, sighted exactly to zero, at 50 yards. Kneecap shots. By all accounts, the results are as one might expect, and desire. MERRY CHRISTMAS, HORDE! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at December 25, 2023 08:36 PM (e6UQI) I love a story with a happy ending! With a 50yd zero, they should be able to easily hit kneecaps out to 100 or 150 yards, with the right holdover. A subsonic .22 won't have a lot of "oomph" at 150 yards, but I bet a hit in the knee will mess up your day. Posted by: BillyD at December 25, 2023 08:45 PM (F6Xpw) 117
Suppressed .22 LR, w/ subsonic ammo. Scoped rifles, sighted exactly to zero, at 50 yards.
Kneecap shots. I can do that! Can I be on night duty? Please? Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2023 08:46 PM (cPLO/) 118
Melodicka Bros. - Last Christmas (WHAM! cover)
https://youtu.be/8Jr1FW4dHCs Yes, a fucking Wham cover. But with a profit and depressing vibe. Posted by: Robert at December 25, 2023 08:46 PM (YbqMd) 119
Will the pali riots grow and spread enough to inconvenience the virtue signalling gaza supporters?
Posted by: davidt at December 25, 2023 08:46 PM (SYTee) Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 25, 2023 08:47 PM (cbtwc) Posted by: Robert at December 25, 2023 08:47 PM (YbqMd) 122
The jihadis play a longer game than the commies and the ‘elite’ ain’t figured that out yet. Still, the target is on Western civilization.
Posted by: Eromero Their stated goals are Saturday people and then Sunday people; but, they decided Sunday people get some now. They may finally have tipped their hands to the wine-moms... Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 25, 2023 08:48 PM (cbtwc) 123
Type O Negative - Red Water (Christmas Mourning)
https://youtu.be/zVBGcyEvWa8 One of my favorite TON songs from my favorite TON album. Posted by: Robert at December 25, 2023 08:49 PM (YbqMd) Posted by: Robert at December 25, 2023 08:51 PM (YbqMd) 125
Nurse, you'd just need a good night-vision scope, and you'd be Good to Go!
The Israelis employ this tactic in full-on Sniper Mode. Deep concealment, escape & evasion routes, programmed "distractions" on que for when the shooter is ready to make the shot(s). From a suppressed boltie, the shots are utterly silent. Only the screams from the palis with now-modified kneecaps, are heard. (...and in case y'didn't suss it out, those screams really ARE the WEAPON being employed.) Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at December 25, 2023 08:51 PM (e6UQI) 126
NYC just paid arrested BLM rioters 10 million dollars. I think the NYPD ROE now is to bend over and take it up the…
Posted by: Drive by at December 25, 2023 08:53 PM (MNhXM) 127
NYC just paid arrested BLM rioters 10 million dollars. I think the NYPD ROE now is to bend over and take it up the…
Posted by: Drive by at December 25, 2023 08:53 PM Go on ... Posted by: Pete Bootygig at December 25, 2023 08:55 PM (a3Q+t) 128
I've shot a suppressed .22 bolt action rifle with a scope and subsonic rounds.
Amazing. I'd be totally jazzed to shoot kneecaps. I bet I could do it, too!!! Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2023 08:56 PM (C9oTe) 129
Elections have consequences, especially when they’re stolen.
Posted by: Eromero at December 25, 2023 08:57 PM (NxC5+) 130
Happy Schwanza!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHQBgOZKk6k Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at December 25, 2023 08:57 PM (hSwza) 131
@105 - Jim
Read about that some years back. Seems I remember they used 10/22's and tricked them out. Posted by: Teej at December 25, 2023 08:57 PM (spJU8) 132
You can dance, you can jive
Having the time of your life Ooh, see that Guv, watch that scene Digging the dancing queen http://tinyurl.com/m3zm8fmr Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 25, 2023 08:58 PM (FVME7) Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2023 08:58 PM (C9oTe) 134
& evasion routes, programmed "distractions" on que for when the shooter is ready to make the shot(s).
From a suppressed boltie, the shots are utterly silent. Only the screams from the palis with now-modified kneecaps, are heard. (...and in case y'didn't suss it out, those screams really ARE the WEAPON being employed.) Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at December 25, 2023 08:51 PM (e6UQI) --- I approve of this message! Posted by: Shepherd Book at December 25, 2023 08:58 PM (BpYfr) 135
Only the screams from the palis with now-modified kneecaps, are heard.
(...and in case y'didn't suss it out, those screams really ARE the WEAPON being employed.) Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at December 25, 2023 08:51 PM (e6UQI) --- I approve of this message! Posted by: Shepherd Book at December 25, 2023 08:58 PM (BpYfr) *** Bonus points for scrotum shots? Posted by: Diogenes at December 25, 2023 09:00 PM (W/lyH) Posted by: pawn at December 25, 2023 09:00 PM (QB+5g) 137
...alias Boxing Day (with dick)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at December 25, 2023 09:00 PM (hSwza) 138
@CollinRugg
BREAKING: Hundreds of pro-Palestine protesters are wreaking havoc in New York City in what appears to be a war on Christmas. Some chanted “Christmas is canceled here” as they reportedly threw fake blood on a nativity scene. Others sparred with the NYPD which triggered a Level Three Mobilization call as noted by @rawsalerts . “Long live the intifada,” shouted some as they called for a “rebellion” or “uprising.” Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2023 09:02 PM (ZLI7S) 139
Teej, if they used 10/22s, part of that "tricking out" would have to have been rigging them to fire in single-shot only mode, and a "shell catcher" bag over the ejection port.
Even the minimal noise of a semi-auto action cycling, or an ejected empty tinkling down onto concrete, could give the game away. I suppose, alternately though, that they could have the rifle "blimped", which is an old wildlife photographer's trick, to dampen the noise made by an SLR's shutter, when in the photographer's "blind". That would work, albeit a bit clumsily. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at December 25, 2023 09:02 PM (e6UQI) 140
Suppressed .22 LR, w/ subsonic ammo. Scoped rifles, sighted exactly to zero, at 50 yards.
Kneecap shots. That’s just amazing, Jim. All of my Aspirin Shoot rifles are set up exactly that way! Posted by: RI Red at December 25, 2023 09:03 PM (U5dFd) 141
"Am I the only person on the planet who has to work tomorrow?"
Nope. But I volunteered. Posted by: pawn at December 25, 2023 09:00 PM (QB+5g) *** My neighbor is working. I told him not to make any noise as I would be sleeping in. He said, No. You're not. Damn! Posted by: Diogenes at December 25, 2023 09:03 PM (W/lyH) 142
Am I the only person on the planet who has to work tomorrow?
Jeepers. Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2023 08:58 PM (C9oTe) Me. Technically I'm "working" right now. And hopefully the place I deliver to is open as well. Posted by: Robert at December 25, 2023 09:04 PM (YbqMd) 143
From the sidebar . . .
AOC said Jesus was born in "modern-day Palestine under the threat of a government engaged in a massacre of innocents" and that he was part of a "targeted population being indiscriminately killed to protect an unjust leader’s power." - Also, when Jesus threw the money changers out of the Temple, he arrived by hang glider. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 25, 2023 09:05 PM (FVME7) 144
@143
>>Also, when Jesus threw the money changers out of the Temple, he arrived by hang glider. Underrated Comment. -- Every third comment in a YouTube short. Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 25, 2023 09:06 PM (XV/Pl) 145
Bonus points for scrotum shots?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 25, 2023 09:00 PM (W/lyH) --- This *would* have the long term effect of neutering the perpetrator. Taking out the kneecaps reduces their mobility, but they can still reproduce. Plus it's funnier. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 25, 2023 09:06 PM (BpYfr) 146
I'm watching Chris Williamson interview Jordan Peterson and they start talking about Peterson's interview with Cathy Newman and its interesting comparing the two.
Williamson, like Joe Rogan, comes to an interview trying to get the subject to express his thoughts on whatever the issues are. You learn whether you agree with the interviewee or not. But then with Newman's sort of attack interview you learn little from, and even less if the attack works - because the whole point of this sort of interview is not to learn about the interviewee or his ideas but simply to hate a caricature of him. And it is amazing how most "journalism" now is of the Newman sort. Posted by: 18-1 at December 25, 2023 09:08 PM (XqcwY) 147
Merry Christmas, ya Morons!. Visited Son yesterday. I smoked a turkey and he maple-smoked a ham. Our lady loves made too many appetizers, breads, sides, and desserts. I shall silently suffer through leftovers.
Son has (had) on the order of 11 kittehs. Some mostly indoor, some mostly outdoor, and some all outdoor. He's been pestering us to take 1, 2, or 3. We are "test driving" an adolescent, very cuddly orange tabby. 24 hours in, our pre-existing cats are all Eff You. Our Britanny is still exuberant overjoyed with her Present. Socialization is in full swing. Posted by: Iron Mike Golf, on the tablet at December 25, 2023 09:08 PM (8C7+r) 148
"modern-day Palestine under the threat of a government engaged in a massacre of innocents"
I was an Idumaean (Edomite to you Bible thumpers) so, you know, love ya honey Posted by: Herod at December 25, 2023 09:09 PM (hSwza) 149
@CollinRugg
BREAKING: Hundreds of pro-Palestine protesters are wreaking havoc in New York City in what appears to be a war on Christmas. Some chanted “Christmas is canceled here” as they reportedly threw fake blood on a nativity scene. Others sparred with the NYPD which triggered a Level Three Mobilization call as noted by @rawsalerts . “Long live the intifada,” shouted some as they called for a “rebellion” or “uprising.” Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2023 09:02 PM (ZLI7S) Assuming these "protestors" are muzzies, you would think they'd be against desecrating a Nativity since Jesus is their biggest prophet after Ole Pedo Mo. Not that I've ever imagined these people know much about their own religion. But I can't rule out the possibility that they're mostly stupid white kids who know sweet fuck all about anything and are just looking for any cheap excuse to cause problems. Of course the "protestors" could be a mix of both. Posted by: Robert at December 25, 2023 09:10 PM (YbqMd) 150
Your bolt action post went up after mine.
When I thought about it, what I read could go back 20 years or so. Also, I was typing a comment regarding your conversation with Bulctaronomus(?) as the two of you were signing off. Winchester ballistic silvertips should work quite well for what he's looking for. Posted by: Teej at December 25, 2023 09:10 PM (spJU8) 151
AOC said Jesus was born in "modern-day Palestine under the threat of a government engaged in a massacre of innocents" and that he was part of a "targeted population being indiscriminately killed to protect an unjust leader’s power." Boring old Jesus: Love they neighbor AOC Jesus: These babies aren't going to behead themselves like you know? Posted by: 18-1 at December 25, 2023 09:11 PM (XqcwY) 152
138
'“Long live the intifada,” shouted some as they called for a “rebellion” or “uprising.”' Clean them all out. They don't belong here. They try to make people fear their rage. The only effect that has on me is to stoke my hatred and disgust. Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 25, 2023 09:11 PM (roH4R) 153
One of the funny parts of leftists now using the Bible as a reference...if the Jews are "colonizing" Israel why aren't Muslims or Arabs mentioned as living there in the Bible or Torah?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 25, 2023 09:13 PM (XqcwY) 154
'Shut it Down for Palestine' protests outside homes of Defense Sec Lloyd Austin, National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan on Christmas morning http://tinyurl.com/3fr33srs Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 25, 2023 09:13 PM (63Dwl) 155
you would think they'd be against desecrating a Nativity since Jesus is their biggest prophet after Ole Pedo Mo.
Peace upon him the day he was born, and the day he died, and the Day he be resurrected alive Posted by: the Dome of the Rock at December 25, 2023 09:14 PM (hSwza) 156
'Shut it Down for Palestine' protests outside homes of Defense Sec Lloyd Austin, National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan on Christmas morning How many decades would those protestors get in prison if they were protesting against our support for Ukraine? Posted by: 18-1 at December 25, 2023 09:16 PM (XqcwY) 157
Am I the only person on the planet who has to work tomorrow?
I have to, as well. Not looking forward to it. Ugh. Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 25, 2023 09:16 PM (V8he0) 158
Jim, your conversation in yesterday's gub thread.
Also a brass catcher is easy. And action and casing noise over the noise of a riot? Now leaving casings? That's a horse of a different color. Posted by: Teej at December 25, 2023 09:17 PM (spJU8) 159
...Also, I was typing a comment regarding your conversation with Bulctaronomus(?) as the two of you were signing off. Winchester ballistic silvertips should work quite well for what he's looking for. Posted by: Teej at December 25, 2023 09:10 PM (spJU
![]() Agreed. The Silvertips are good fodder. But, a surprise I came across, quite by accident. The "Monarch" brand ammo, sold at Academy Sports. .30-'06, 150 gr. jacketed lead tip. From an Interarms MkX, with no fancy tuning at all, it was shooting cloverleaf groups with that ammo. Might've just been a fluke, but that same brand and bullets shoots damn near as well in the .308 Winchester Model 88, too. And, it's a hunting bullet. It'll bust on through and clean out the boiler room, good as ya please! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at December 25, 2023 09:21 PM (e6UQI) 160
These "People" are so EVOLVED! (tm), they don't need a God or even history. The only thing that has exited throughout time is Oppression.
Posted by: pawn at December 25, 2023 09:22 PM (QB+5g) Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2023 09:22 PM (h01er) 162
Okay, we gone.
Love each other fellow babies. And, maybe as hard as anything, love your enemies. Posted by: Teej at December 25, 2023 09:22 PM (spJU8) 163
Some ‘people’ just can’t behave in a civilized manner. We used to have an answer to this problem.
Posted by: Eromero at December 25, 2023 09:28 PM (NxC5+) 164
Palmetto State has some Christmas specials - here's their 5.7mm pistol:
https://is.gd/RASB86 Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 25, 2023 09:29 PM (llON8) 165
163 Some ‘people’ just can’t behave in a civilized manner. We used to have an answer to this problem.
Posted by: Eromero It sure seems like that's not who "WE" are (anymore)! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 25, 2023 09:30 PM (hOUT3) 166
Some ‘people’ just can’t behave in a civilized manner. We used to have an answer to this problem.
Posted by: Eromero at December 25, 2023 09:28 PM (NxC5+) Still do. And my neighbor has a backhoe. Posted by: Diogenes at December 25, 2023 09:31 PM (W/lyH) 167
I think that's the plan. A riot in NYC on Christmas to support Israel?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2023 08:31 PM (ZLI7S) I heard a mention that some foreign embassies are telling staff and people on their mailing lists in the US to avoid crowds for Christmas and New Years, and stay out of public places if possible color revolution: dark I suppose Posted by: Kindltot at December 25, 2023 09:35 PM (D7oie) 168
Got a knock on the door today. Kid & 2 adults, from around the corner, asking permission to walk our yard in search of kid's lost drone.
Ah, Christmas.... Sadly, we didn't find it. Perhaps it's in another neighbor's yard. Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2023 09:35 PM (njWTi) 169
Merry Christmas, Horde! 4 lb roast pork (Pernil) has been put down. Not much left. After last night's Feast of the 3 Fishes (remember the No Math rule..), this concludes this year's insane holiday food project. Oatmeal cookie dough to be put together before Little and I repair to the hot tub for cigars and cocktails to discuss what appears to be a potential wife for him and daughter for me. Can't stick around, so I'll leave you all with this nugget from my Christmas playlist:
http://tinyurl.com/2km3bsyk Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 25, 2023 09:37 PM (P3/G2) 170
Suppressed and subsonic .22s, and backhoes...
Sheesh, you guys. Told ya about those the other day & I got flack for it! Harrumph! Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2023 09:38 PM (njWTi) 171
JESUS
Greatest man in history. Had no servant, yet they called Him "Master". Had no degree, yet they called Him "Teacher". Had no medicine, yet they called Him "Healer". Did not live in a castle, yet they called Him "Lord". Had no army, yet kings feared Him. Won no military battles, yet He conquered the world. Committed no crime, yet they crucified Him. Was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today! ~ Lyle C. Rollings III, 2008 Posted by: Kathy at December 25, 2023 09:38 PM (LPNLk) 172
The uber progressive "Jews" who celebrated Hanukkah here in Seattle bemoaned the fact (not loudly) they were afraid to put a Menorah in the window of their homes.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2023 09:38 PM (Otsi6) 173
Link
NYC moves to 'level three' police mobilization as pro-Palestine supporters chanting 'Long live the intifada' and 'Christmas is canceled' storm Manhattan while mob surrounds Pentagon and NSA chiefs' homes amid nation-wide anti-Israel protests https://mol.im/a/12900161 Posted by: Ciampino - Measure puns with a sighsmometer . at December 25, 2023 09:39 PM (qfLjt) Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 25, 2023 09:40 PM (P3/G2) Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 25, 2023 09:43 PM (hOUT3) 176
I watched a video today about the Etruscans' trading networks in the Western Mediterranean, and how they came into conflict with the Greeks and Carthaginians.
I had read Heroditus and poked around the Greek history in Iberia, but it was fascinating to get something to link those bits of history together, and place them in time with the Persian wars. Posted by: Kindltot at December 25, 2023 09:44 PM (D7oie) 177
174 Link from above corrected:
https://is.gd/89OR65 Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 25, 2023 09:40 PM (P3/G2) and shortened ;P Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 25, 2023 09:44 PM (llON8) 178
The uber progressive "Jews" who celebrated Hanukkah here in Seattle bemoaned the fact (not loudly) they were afraid to put a Menorah in the window of their homes. Posted by: nurse ratched ============== Arsonists alarmed the fire is nearing their home. Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at December 25, 2023 09:48 PM (n7rxJ) 179
The Church of the Nativity in Bethlehem has a stairway lit by a single bulb. You go down it to the basement and there it is, the Holy Fireplace of the Nativity.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 25, 2023 09:48 PM (myLkp) 180
The star marks the spot.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 25, 2023 09:49 PM (myLkp) Posted by: Emmie at December 25, 2023 09:49 PM (Sf2cq) Posted by: Emmie at December 25, 2023 09:51 PM (Sf2cq) Posted by: Robert at December 25, 2023 09:52 PM (YbqMd) 184
Arsonists alarmed the fire is nearing their home.
One of the stunning things about the modern left is that no longer tie their actions to the outcomes they see in the world. You and I look at their demand for unlimited immigration from Muslims regions and see the obvious connection. To them though they were doing "the thing of the moment" and then just randomly the people around them turned anti-semitic randomly. Posted by: 18-1 at December 25, 2023 09:54 PM (XqcwY) 185
>>>Newborn Goat Hector Makes Friends with Barn Kittens
The look in the cats' eyes was not saying, "Come on over and be our friend." It was saying, "Get lost, ya Spaz!" And then they ditched him. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 25, 2023 09:57 PM (klJTj) 186
75 OMG!!!
They just showed multiple SF 49 players....PRAYING ON THE FIELD!!! Before tonight's game. Dang! The NFL and media ran Tim Tebow out of the league for that. Come on NFL, let's see some consistency. Posted by: Diogenes at December 25, 2023 08:15 PM (W/lyH) They are trying to woo their lost audience back. Posted by: Emmie at December 25, 2023 10:01 PM (Sf2cq) 187
I probably just willowed myself.
Posted by: Emmie at December 25, 2023 10:02 PM (Sf2cq) 188
To them though they were doing "the thing of the moment" and then just randomly the people around them turned anti-semitic randomly.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 25, 2023 09:54 PM (XqcwY) But surely, all politically staged events are completely independent and thus can have no influence of apparently unrelated future civilizational events! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 25, 2023 10:03 PM (hOUT3) 189
NOOD ONT
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 25, 2023 10:04 PM (llON8) 190
One of the stunning things about the modern left is that no longer tie their actions to the outcomes they see in the world. Posted by: 18-1 ============= "I voted for racial justice and somehow gas is six dollars a gallon!" Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at December 25, 2023 10:05 PM (n7rxJ) 191
One of the stunning things about the modern left is that no longer tie their actions to the outcomes they see in the world.
It's because leftism is a mental illness Posted by: Admiral spinebender at December 25, 2023 10:22 PM (duT0u) 192
Nic update
Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at December 25, 2023 11:39 PM (ohSsM) 193
sock off
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at December 26, 2023 12:53 AM (2yu8s) Processing 0.03, elapsed 0.035 seconds. |
MuNuvians
MeeNuvians
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Primary Document: The Audio
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings) George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer Top Top Tens
Democratic Forays into Erotica New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party" Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?" Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance Collective Names for Groups of People John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive" Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments John Edwards Campaign Excuses John Kerry Pick-Up Lines Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney Torments in Dog-Hell Greatest Hitjobs
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny More Margaret Cho Abuse Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed" Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means Wonkette's Stand-Up Act Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report! Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet The House of Love: Paul Krugman A Michael Moore Mystery (TM) The Dowd-O-Matic! Liberal Consistency and Other Myths Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate "Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long) The Donkey ("The Raven" parody) News/Chat
|