New Years Day Cafe

Arundel Castle, England

The ultimate battle: The Devil versus... Mr. Roarke.

Baby tigers walking around a living room.

Coming through! (I saw a different version of this a while back. It's a stunt.)

Drone flyovers of Neuschwannstein Castle. I'm seeing all sorts of angles now!

Man tries to remove little koala from the road, but he's a feisty one!

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1 first on the first

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at January 01, 2024 08:03 PM (sMkAM)

2 nooded

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at January 01, 2024 08:03 PM (sMkAM)

3 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 01, 2024 08:04 PM (IaTa3)

4 I also nooded.

Nice castles.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 01, 2024 08:04 PM (OX9vb)

5 Good evening everyone and hope you had a good New Year day

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2024 08:04 PM (fwDg9)

6 Merry New Year!

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 01, 2024 08:05 PM (TQdq5)

7 Ace, how could you post a nood in the middle of the Rose Bowl? Hah!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 01, 2024 08:05 PM (9yWhg)

8 1 down 365 more to go
Leap year

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2024 08:05 PM (fwDg9)

9 there’s no requirement to eat okra. Or boiled peanuts.
Posted by: Eromero at January 01, 2024 07:52 PM

Well, there should be. For boiled peanuts.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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Nah, bro. Those be nasty.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 01, 2024 08:06 PM (ju2Fy)

10 No bats in the year's first Café? Sad!

No penguins in the year's first Café? A pleasant bouquet to start the year, at least.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 01, 2024 08:06 PM (a3Q+t)

11

Green, green, it's green they say
On the far side of the hill
Green, green, I'm goin' away
To where the grass is greener still

Posted by: Chris Christie's minstrels at January 01, 2024 08:07 PM (63Dwl)

12 8 Gads, it is a leap year. One more day of agony.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 01, 2024 08:08 PM (9yWhg)

13 Castles with vast tracts of land.

Posted by: mrp at January 01, 2024 08:09 PM (rj6Yv)

14 20-13 Alabama

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 01, 2024 08:10 PM (ju2Fy)

15 It's gonna be a year.

Posted by: mrp at January 01, 2024 08:10 PM (rj6Yv)

16 A bumpy ride I fear

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2024 08:11 PM (fwDg9)

17 13 Castles with vast tracts of land.

Extensive breastworks.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 01, 2024 08:11 PM (9yWhg)

18 Willowed

Also, boo on the Cheat weasels and Nick F&cking Satan.

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Do you know why he does those stupid duck commercials?

When the governments shut down the country to remove Trump, his fundraisers for the children's charities he and his wife founded and maintain dried up.

He went on TV to look foolish with an animated duck entirely to continue supporting the little kids.

It turns out he's a really great guy. Very driven, and with high expectations of the people and players around him, but his public persona is very much a "trump said pussy" creation.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at January 01, 2024 08:13 PM (LbS0r)

19 Roll Turd.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 01, 2024 08:13 PM (9yWhg)

20 Nah, bro. Those be nasty.
Posted by: olddog in mo at January 01, 2024 08:06 PM (ju2Fy)

Boil the peanuts in brine with star anise. It adds a whole 'nother level of goodness to them

Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2024 08:14 PM (D7oie)

21 Trying to stay awake for Tex game

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 01, 2024 08:14 PM (lwOKI)

22 Arundel is a wonderful castle! You can see a bit in this picture, more clear in other photos - the old, original Motte and Bailey castle is still in the center of it, which puts it back into Norman times.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 01, 2024 08:15 PM (S6gqv)

23 That was a late hit.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 01, 2024 08:15 PM (ZLI7S)

24 Something is wrong with McCarthy’s mechanics.

Posted by: Jamaica at January 01, 2024 08:15 PM (Eeb9P)

25 Extensive breastworks.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 01, 2024 08:11 PM (9yWhg)

Impressive fornications as well.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2024 08:15 PM (D7oie)

26 A leap year with a total eclipse.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2024 08:16 PM (63Dwl)

27 Michigan's on a roll. At the 10. Under 2 minutes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 01, 2024 08:16 PM (ju2Fy)

28 Couldn't get into them but saw other castles on that page

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2024 08:17 PM (fwDg9)

29 I loved Motte and Baley when I was a kid. I can still hum the theme song, Nan, nan nana nam. Was there more than the two seasons?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2024 08:18 PM (D7oie)

30 Go for 2 and the win.

Posted by: Jamaica at January 01, 2024 08:18 PM (Eeb9P)

31

Australia is such a beautiful amazing place, so full of fucked up commies and social Nazis. Could be the greatest country on the planet, literally. Instead, well, so sad. God bless Pixie for surviving.

Posted by: Ped Xing at January 01, 2024 08:18 PM (K/7Yc)

32 Baby goats are goofy f-ers.

Not as stupid as pandas though.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 01, 2024 08:18 PM (ufFY8)

33 Arundel Castle's website:

https://www.arundelcastle.org/

Pre [widespread] gunpowder use!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 01, 2024 08:18 PM (2yu8s)

34 TD Michigan.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 01, 2024 08:19 PM (ju2Fy)

35 Arundel is a wonderful castle! You can see a bit in this picture, more clear in other photos - the old, original Motte and Bailey castle is still in the center of it, which puts it back into Norman times.
Posted by: Tom Servo

1068. Damaged during the English Civil War and restored/ rebuilt during the 18th century.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 01, 2024 08:19 PM (R4t5M)

36 Rose Bowl tied, 20-20

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 01, 2024 08:20 PM (9yWhg)

37 Tied. 20-20. 1:30 left in regulation play.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 01, 2024 08:20 PM (ju2Fy)

38 Is that Anne Arundel?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2024 08:20 PM (63Dwl)

39 Hohenwerfen Castle, AKA Schloss Adler, is a popular tourist attraction.

Posted by: mrp at January 01, 2024 08:20 PM (rj6Yv)

40 talking koala

https://youtu.be/ZwYP8UI7vas?t=2

Posted by: DaveA at January 01, 2024 08:20 PM (FhXTo)

41 Game tied

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 01, 2024 08:20 PM (60jTM)

42 19th century

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 01, 2024 08:21 PM (R4t5M)

43 Rose Bowl tied, 20-20
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 01, 2024 08:20 PM (9yWhg)

Good thing Michigan isn't playing Texas. Jerry Jones would have already picked up the phone.

Posted by: mrp at January 01, 2024 08:21 PM (rj6Yv)

44 Drop Bears are more ferocious than Koala Bears.

That guy was lucky.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 01, 2024 08:22 PM (R/m4+)

45 8 1 down 365 more to go
Leap year

It just so happens that I will be traveling home from Asia on the last day of Frebruary. Because we'll be crossing the international date line, I'll be getting TWO February 29ths this year!

Posted by: Half Dozen at January 01, 2024 08:23 PM (eHovo)

46 26 A leap year with a total eclipse.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2024 08:16 PM (63Dwl)

A Total Eclipse of the Sun????

Posted by: Dr. Von Scott at January 01, 2024 08:24 PM (xaFKb)

47 46 26 A leap year with a total eclipse.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2024 08:16 PM (63Dwl)

A Total Eclipse of the Sun????
Posted by: Dr. Von Scott

Once upon a time I was falling in love
Now I'm only falling apart.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 01, 2024 08:25 PM (60jTM)

48 In a tie do they have a shoot out with the place kickers?

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2024 08:26 PM (fwDg9)

49 A Total Eclipse of the Sun????
Posted by: Dr. Von Scott at January 01, 2024 08:24 PM (xaFKb)

Carly Simon's "You're So Vain" reference!

Posted by: mrp at January 01, 2024 08:26 PM (rj6Yv)

50 Maybe I’ll catch the parade on YouTube.

Posted by: Adriane the Rose Bowl by Any Other Name, Would Still be Football Critic . . . at January 01, 2024 08:26 PM (4Winp)

51
Is that Anne Arundel?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

Ask any guy that she ever knew
Keep away from Arundel Sue

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 01, 2024 08:26 PM (8Z5Bd)

52 What a maroon.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 01, 2024 08:26 PM (ZLI7S)

53 What an album cover.

Posted by: mrp at January 01, 2024 08:26 PM (rj6Yv)

54 Regarding my opinion of Saban, it originates from ditching MSU right before a bowl game for LSU. I would guess a lot of the coaches are actually decent humans outside of coaching opposing teams. Pains me to type it, but I have heard positive things about Harbaugh as well. Yuck, gotta wash my hands…

Posted by: Van Down by the River at January 01, 2024 08:27 PM (GyYfC)

55 Who knew koalas were nasty little buggers?

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2024 08:27 PM (fwDg9)

56 Michigan will kick a FG and Bama will get a TD.

Posted by: Jamaica at January 01, 2024 08:30 PM (Eeb9P)

57 Anybody who screws the green vomit is a good person.

Posted by: Jamaica at January 01, 2024 08:30 PM (Eeb9P)

58 How was that punt fumble recovery not a safety?

Posted by: Nikki Haley at January 01, 2024 08:30 PM (LbS0r)

59 A total eclipse of the heart.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 01, 2024 08:31 PM (2yu8s)

60 Knee was down, Nikki Haley. I didn't see it until they showed the ground side view.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 01, 2024 08:32 PM (OX9vb)

61 I like Harbaugh almost entirely because he looks like Bubbles from the Trailer Park Boys

Posted by: Nikki Haley at January 01, 2024 08:32 PM (LbS0r)

62 How was that punt fumble recovery not a safety?
Posted by: Nikki Haley at January 01, 2024 08:30 PM (LbS0r)

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He was hit and pushed into the end zone. Forward progress stopped at the one.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 01, 2024 08:32 PM (u73oe)

63 Who knew koalas were nasty little buggers?
Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2024 08:27 PM (fwDg9)

Can you blame them? Imagine being a koala bear. There you are, high up in a tree, your only reasons for being are eating eucalyptus leaves and making more little koalas, and all you get are people hassling you for one more effin' pic.

Posted by: mrp at January 01, 2024 08:32 PM (rj6Yv)

64 Hi! I do love the castles. I wish I had taken notes on a French castles Ace showed several months ago - really wanted to visit some day...

Posted by: Iris at January 01, 2024 08:32 PM (n3DL0)

65 Thanks Dash, just saw it. Didn't notice where the ball was but it OT so doesn't matter now.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at January 01, 2024 08:33 PM (LbS0r)

66 Addendum: The oldest feature is the motte, an artificial mound, over 100 feet high from the dry moat, and constructed in 1068: followed by the gatehouse in 1070. Under his will, King Henry I (1068-1135) settled the Castle and lands in dower on his second wife, Adeliza of Louvain. Three years after his death she married William d'Albini II, who built the stone shell keep on the motte. King Henry II (1133-89), who built much of the oldest part of the stone Castle, in 1155 confirmed William d'Albini II as Earl of Arundel, with the Honour and Castle of Arundel.

Apart from the occasional reversion to the Crown, Arundel Castle has descended directly from 1138 to the present day, carried by female heiresses from the d'Albinis to the Fitzalans in the 13th century and then from the Fitzalans to the Howards in the 16th century and it has been the seat of the Dukes of Norfolk and their ancestors for over 850 years. From the 15th to the 17th centuries the Howards were at the forefront of English history, from the Wars of the Roses, through the Tudor period to the Civil War.

http://tinyurl.com/yexu95fd
Website 'History' page.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 01, 2024 08:34 PM (2yu8s)

67 Sorry ladies, but, holy fuck!

Posted by: Jamaica at January 01, 2024 08:35 PM (Eeb9P)

68 As mentioned in A man For All Seasons...

These were politically dangerous times: the 'Poet' Earl was executed in 1547; his father, the 3rd Duke of Norfolk only escaped the death penalty because King Henry VIII died the night before the execution was due ...

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 01, 2024 08:35 PM (2yu8s)

69 Michigan will kick a FG and Bama will get a TD.
Posted by: Jamaica
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Ummm...

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 01, 2024 08:35 PM (ju2Fy)

70 Hamstring cramp, I feel that pain

Posted by: Jamaica at January 01, 2024 08:40 PM (Eeb9P)

71 Fake the handoff, QB sneak

Posted by: Jamaica at January 01, 2024 08:41 PM (Eeb9P)

72 Way to call the play dead, refs.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at January 01, 2024 08:42 PM (LbS0r)

73 That sucks.

Posted by: Eromero at January 01, 2024 08:44 PM (NxC5+)

74 Fucking Harbaugh cheated again.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 01, 2024 08:44 PM (9jKO6)

75 *spit

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 01, 2024 08:44 PM (OX9vb)

76 WTF?

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 01, 2024 08:44 PM (ju2Fy)

77 Photo of weapons' display: sabres, small swords, rapiers, broadswords, and a Medieval one-handed broadsword [I think they were called] with S-shaped quillon -- eet weel keel!

http://tinyurl.com/4ywacuha

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 01, 2024 08:45 PM (2yu8s)

78 Damn it!

Posted by: Brunnhilde at January 01, 2024 08:45 PM (E3FAu)

79 I think that was a low snap.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 01, 2024 08:45 PM (NBVIP)

80 Took a time out to call that play??

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 01, 2024 08:45 PM (ju2Fy)

81 Wow. MeatChicken won.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 01, 2024 08:46 PM (R4t5M)

82 Michigan wins!

GO BLUE!!!!!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 01, 2024 08:46 PM (9yWhg)

83 McLaughlin the center was horrible

Posted by: Jamaica at January 01, 2024 08:47 PM (Eeb9P)

84 Wow. MeatChicken won.
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Tenders??

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 01, 2024 08:47 PM (2yu8s)

85 Michigan will win this game with defense- 5 1st half sacks

Posted by: Don Black at January 01, 2024 06:43 PM

Posted by: Don Black at January 01, 2024 08:47 PM (geLO8)

86 If they couldn't both lose, happy that MI won.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 01, 2024 08:48 PM (2NHgQ)

87 Well, I’d say the CFP committee got this one right. On to the Sugar Bowl.

HOOK EM!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 01, 2024 08:48 PM (u73oe)

88 >> If they couldn't both lose, happy that MI won.

My sentiments exactly.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 01, 2024 08:48 PM (ZLI7S)

89 PBA bowling is on FoxSports2 while you're waiting for the WA vs TX game.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 01, 2024 08:49 PM (ju2Fy)

90 GO BLUE!!!!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 01, 2024 08:49 PM (9yWhg)

91 What a game. I never expected this Alabama team to be here back in September, playing the best Michigan team in decades to a standstill and losing on the last play in OT with three yards.

Roll Damn Tide

Posted by: Nikki Haley at January 01, 2024 08:49 PM (LbS0r)

92 Hail! to the victors valiant
Hail! to the conquering heroes
Hail! Hail! to michigan
The leaders and best!
Hail! To the victors valiant
Hail! to the conquering heroes
Hail! Hail! to Michigan
The champions of the west!

Posted by: Zombie Bo Schembechler at January 01, 2024 08:49 PM (R/m4+)

93 PBA bowling is on FoxSports2 while you're waiting for the WA vs TX game.
Posted by: olddog in mo

Spare me.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 01, 2024 08:50 PM (R4t5M)

94 Any updates on Japan? Not much in the news

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 01, 2024 08:50 PM (rJ7Hd)

95 Let’s go Texas.

Posted by: Eromero at January 01, 2024 08:50 PM (NxC5+)

96 Posted by: Zombie Bo Schembechler at January 01, 2024 08:49 PM (R/m4+)

Eat me ...

Posted by: zombie Woody Hayes at January 01, 2024 08:51 PM (TTAGa)

97 PBA bowling is on FoxSports2 while you're waiting for the WA vs TX game.
Posted by: olddog in mo

I watch some sports that people would consider boring, but bowling is not one of them.

*poker, strongman competitions, even golf. No bowling.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 01, 2024 08:51 PM (OX9vb)

98 Jim Harbaugh picks his nose and wipes it under his armpit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 01, 2024 08:52 PM (rJ7Hd)

99 The first Princess of Wales (at the time countess of Kent) was kept prisoner in that castle by one of her two husbands. 1348 ish.

1068. Damaged during the English Civil War and restored/ rebuilt during the 18th century.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 01, 2024 08:19 PM (R4t5M)

1648.

Posted by: Reforger, him who confuses kings at January 01, 2024 08:52 PM (ns3Bd)

100 Hail! to the victors valiant
Hail! to the conquering heroes
Hail! Hail! to michigan
The leaders and best!
Hail! To the victors valiant
Hail! to the conquering heroes
Hail! Hail! to Michigan
The champions of the west!
Posted by: Zombie Bo Schembechler at January 01, 2024 08:49 PM (R/m4+)

LOL!

Posted by: Zombie Don James at January 01, 2024 08:52 PM (5h/8D)

101 Roll Damn Tide
Posted by: Nikki Haley at January 01, 2024 08:49 PM (LbS0r)

https://youtu.be/rTdXQyhjifY?si=_NELzhsA6X_I815k

Posted by: browndog getting really tired of all this shit at January 01, 2024 08:53 PM (TTAGa)

102 *poker, strongman competitions, even golf. No bowling.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

What is Milady's opinion of curling?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 01, 2024 08:53 PM (IaTa3)

103 Saw a report 3 dead in Japan

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2024 08:53 PM (fwDg9)

104 Michigan vs Texas should be a good game. Texas is a solid, complete team this year, best in decades similar.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at January 01, 2024 08:53 PM (LbS0r)

105 Lawn Darts.

Posted by: Eromero at January 01, 2024 08:54 PM (NxC5+)

106
Great game.

Michigan who caught a lot of flak throughout the season proved the much better team.

When they had to produce, they did. And Bama could not.

The Tide rolled round the bowl and down the hole.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 01, 2024 08:54 PM (nFnyb)

107 well that was disappointing

Posted by: Don Black at January 01, 2024 08:54 PM (geLO8)

108
Go Horns!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 01, 2024 08:54 PM (nFnyb)

109 What is Milady's opinion of curling?
Posted by: Tonypete at January 01, 2024 08:53 PM (IaTa3)

Hmm. I might watch that.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 01, 2024 08:55 PM (OX9vb)

110 We used to play chicken with lawn darts.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 01, 2024 08:55 PM (R4t5M)

111 Roll Damn Tide
Posted by: Nikki Haley at January 01, 2024 08:49 PM (LbS0r)

https://youtu.be/rTdXQyhjifY?si=_NELzhsA6X_I815k

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People don't realize it, but "roll tide" really is used like the commercial shows. I suspect there are other teams that have a culture or saying where they are using "Yay team" to each other, but that commercial isn't really much of a joke.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at January 01, 2024 08:55 PM (LbS0r)

112 F Michigan and Harbaugh too!

Posted by: a dude in MI at January 01, 2024 08:55 PM (+I6Y/)

113

Raise your hand, anywhere, who doesn't think those regs are paid off just as much as the NFL refs...

Posted by: Ped Xing at January 01, 2024 08:56 PM (K/7Yc)

114 Don't forget to cancel Amazon Prime. The new pricing goes into effect Jan 29th.

You have to pay Jeff Bezos three bucks more to not watch his ads.

All because of the billion dollar boondoggle for Thursday night football, his woke RoP and his other shitturd WoT.

Amazon Prime will not cost 176 dollars a year to avoid ads.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 01, 2024 08:56 PM (GB0ku)

115 Michigan who caught a lot of flak throughout the season proved the much better team.

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Have you watched Bama play any this season?

Posted by: Nikki Haley at January 01, 2024 08:56 PM (LbS0r)

116 Raise your hand, anywhere, who doesn't think those regs are paid off just as much as the NFL refs...
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(runs into your kicker)

Posted by: Nikki Haley at January 01, 2024 08:57 PM (LbS0r)

117 Alabama is going to be really damn good next season.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 01, 2024 08:57 PM (R4t5M)

118 113

Raise your hand, anywhere, who doesn't think those regs are paid off just as much as the NFL refs...
Posted by: Ped Xing at January 01, 2024 08:56 PM (K/7Yc)

This TO brought to you by DRAFTKINGS

Posted by: not a chance at January 01, 2024 08:57 PM (+I6Y/)

119
Good thing Michigan isn't playing Texas.
Posted by: mrp
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Or, Appalachian State.

Bwahahahahahahah

Posted by: Mike Hammer, still lughing in W. NC at January 01, 2024 08:58 PM (XeU6L)

120 Michigan who caught a lot of flak throughout the season proved the much better team.

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Have you watched Bama play any this season?
Posted by: Nikki Haley at January 01, 2024 08:56 PM (LbS0r)

I saw them play Texas.

Good team not great. Over-rated. IMHO, but YMMV.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 01, 2024 08:58 PM (nFnyb)

121 Ok, don't like bowling. Twilight Zone marathon is still running on SyFy while waiting for next game.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 01, 2024 08:58 PM (ju2Fy)

122 BetRivers.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 01, 2024 08:59 PM (R4t5M)

123 Alabama is perennially good.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 01, 2024 08:59 PM (GB0ku)

124

You are watching a Broadway play, with more thug rapists and fewer fag twink receptives... Butt not many fewer...

Posted by: Ped Xing at January 01, 2024 08:59 PM (K/7Yc)

125 Four confirmed dead in Japan earthquake: Kyodo
AFP; January 1, 2024 2:07 pm
Four people have been confirmed dead in the powerful earthquake that rocked Japan, the Kyodo news agency reported early Tuesday, citing authorities in Ishikawa prefecture.

The 7.5-magnitude quake struck the prefecture on the Sea of Japan side of the main island of Honshu on Monday, triggering tsunami waves over a metre high, damaging homes, and setting off a major fire.
===
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper
🚨 In the past 24 hours, Japan has had 190 earthquakes of magnitudes above 2 and up to 7.5

List:
http://tinyurl.com/yc279s5a

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 01, 2024 08:59 PM (2yu8s)

126 We used to play darts with lawn chickens.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2024 08:59 PM (63Dwl)

127 @ 113-
Stakes are higher, cheating increases.

Posted by: Eromero at January 01, 2024 09:00 PM (NxC5+)

128 Hey, Nick. Got a second? Wanna run something by you.

Posted by: Auburn at January 01, 2024 09:00 PM (NBVIP)

129 48 In a tie do they have a shoot out with the place kickers?

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2024 08:26 PM (fwDg9)
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Yes, with pucks.

Posted by: Ciampino - try soccerballs at January 01, 2024 09:01 PM (qfLjt)

130 Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 01, 2024 08:59 PM (2yu8s)

/bitch slaps the two little girls singing to wake up Mothra

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 01, 2024 09:01 PM (xaFKb)

131 damn- Alabama's last play

if Milroe runs left there's nobody there

Posted by: Don Black at January 01, 2024 09:01 PM (geLO8)

132 Finally. Next game starts.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 01, 2024 09:01 PM (ju2Fy)

133 Posted by: Ped Xing at January 01, 2024 08:59 PM (K/7Yc)

—————

Virtue status:

[X] Signaled
[ ].Not signaled

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 01, 2024 09:01 PM (u73oe)

134 Good team not great. Over-rated. IMHO, but YMMV.

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Arguably the worst Alabama team in years, which is part of what made this season so fun. The players kept finding ways to win.

It's sort of reassuring to see this team be the equal of the best Michigan team in decades m

Posted by: Nikki Haley at January 01, 2024 09:02 PM (LbS0r)

135 Bow down to Washington
Bow down to Washington
Mighty are the men who wear the purple and the gold
Joyfully we welcome them into the victor's fold
We will Carve their name
In the Hall of Fame
To preserve The memory of our devotion!

Heaven help the foes of Washington
They're trembling at the feet of mighty Washington
Our boys are here with bells
Their fighting blood excels
It's harder to push em over the line than cross the Dardanelles.

So victory the cry of Washington
A leather lung together with
A rah rah rah!
And o'er the land our loyal band
Will sing the glories of Washington
Forever!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 01, 2024 09:02 PM (9jKO6)

136 Yes, with pucks.
Posted by: Ciampino
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Field hocky face-off?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, still laughing in W. NC at January 01, 2024 09:02 PM (XeU6L)

137
Hey, Nick. Got a second? Wanna run something by you.

Posted by: Auburn

-

Got 37 of them.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at January 01, 2024 09:03 PM (LbS0r)

138 Posted by: nurse ratched at January 01, 2024 09:02 PM (9jKO6)

Uh.... bow down to Washington? DC?

/loads guns...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 01, 2024 09:03 PM (xaFKb)

139 126 We used to play darts with lawn chickens.
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Better than playing chicken with lawn darts!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 01, 2024 09:04 PM (2yu8s)

140
Srsly, all the empty rooms in those castles. Just rent me one.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 01, 2024 09:05 PM (n7rxJ)

141 Speaking of Washington The Boys In The Boat is an excellent movie.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 01, 2024 09:05 PM (NBVIP)

142 The stars at night, are big and bright….

Posted by: Eromero at January 01, 2024 09:05 PM (NxC5+)

143 Uh.... bow down to Washington? DC?

/loads guns...
Posted by: Romeo13 at

Jeepers, dude.

I love ya, but PAY ATTENTION

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 01, 2024 09:06 PM (9jKO6)

144 Srsly, all the empty rooms in those castles. Just rent me one.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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You're going to want a stack of down comforters.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, still laughing in W. NC at January 01, 2024 09:06 PM (XeU6L)

145 Clap clap clap clap

Deep in the heart of Texas!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 01, 2024 09:07 PM (u73oe)

146 a stack of comforters. And a chamber pot.

Posted by: Eromero at January 01, 2024 09:08 PM (NxC5+)

147

Hey, Duke! Nice to hear from you!

How does my ass taste? Haven't washed it in days!

Wish I could drop a pithy rejoineder, but you simply don't provide the inspiration. Oh well.

Hope you have fine 2024!

Posted by: Ped Xing at January 01, 2024 09:09 PM (K/7Yc)

148 The other Washington, ya roomba

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 01, 2024 09:09 PM (GB0ku)

149 Paging Don McLean: Castles in the AirBNB…

ooh, wait.

Posted by: Rex B at January 01, 2024 09:09 PM (5h/8D)

150 So close!!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 01, 2024 09:10 PM (OX9vb)

151 Hell of a pass.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 01, 2024 09:11 PM (ZLI7S)

152 'A leather lung together' ??

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 01, 2024 09:11 PM (RIvkX)

153
You're going to want a stack of down comforters.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

==========

Fine! Down comforters! Fireplaces, torches, candles -- as long as I have enough of them. And a wee tad bit of internet, very fast. Also plumbing. And there must be a commissary. I'll only want one room. in a castle with full utilities.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 01, 2024 09:12 PM (n7rxJ)

154 GO BLUE!!!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 01, 2024 09:12 PM (9yWhg)

155 The stars at night, are big and bright….
Posted by: Eromero

In the Orion Nebula !!!

Posted by: Star Trek Nerds, Local 303 at January 01, 2024 09:13 PM (4Winp)

156
Fine! Down comforters! Fireplaces, torches, candles -- as long as I have enough of them. And a wee tad bit of internet, very fast. Also plumbing. And there must be a commissary. I'll only want one room. in a castle with full utilities.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Next thing, you'll be asking for grooms, and chamber maids...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, still laughing in W. NC at January 01, 2024 09:14 PM (XeU6L)

157 Paramedic ambulance and a kind of command vehicle [like a heavy station wagon] just left a neighbours' house along with two of their cars.

I don't know them but a short prayer requested from those who lean that way that my neighbour will be okay if you don't mind.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 01, 2024 09:14 PM (2yu8s)

158 I'm for Texas

Washington is northern, Democrat, and smells of wet dogs and fish

Posted by: Don Black at January 01, 2024 09:14 PM (geLO8)

159 152 'A leather lung together' ??
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Fight song was written in 1915. They said some weird shit back then.

And TOUCHDOWN HUSKIES!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 01, 2024 09:14 PM (EQvEk)

160 By today's standards, Fantasy Island was corny, but back in the late 70's, early 80's, Fantasy Island was COOL AF.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 01, 2024 09:14 PM (XV/Pl)

161
And a chamber pot.
Posted by: Eromero

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The thought of chamber pots has utterly ruined Jane Austen for me. Mr. Darcy -- I can't finish the sentence.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 01, 2024 09:15 PM (n7rxJ)

162 Blonde Morticia, @ 153 ‘that’s gonna take money, a whole lotta spending money…..’
- G. Harrison

Posted by: Eromero at January 01, 2024 09:16 PM (NxC5+)

163 Washington is northern, Democrat, and smells of wet dogs and fish

Austink is heavy dem too.

Posted by: Rex B at January 01, 2024 09:16 PM (5h/8D)

164 I'm fairly indifferent, but I don't think Washington is complete enough to finish against Texas.

(as Ewers runs for a 1st down)

Posted by: Nikki Haley at January 01, 2024 09:17 PM (LbS0r)

165 The quaint old family castle makes me wistful. Pretty for its time, and quiet. But so *small,* and so *provincial.* So unambitious.

Between Ft. Meade, Northrop Grumman, Lockheed Martin, Booze Allen Hamilton, and the Naval Academy, our new homestead yields so much fucking grift that on any given day you can stuff yourself til you choke, and vomit up more than that old barn cost to build.

Posted by: Anne Arundel in MD at January 01, 2024 09:18 PM (0FoWg)

166 Marx Brothers on TCM all night.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 01, 2024 09:19 PM (2yu8s)

167 I'm pretty sure that Disney pilfered their castle design from Neuschwanstein, but on the whole I prefer Arundel's design.

Posted by: HTL at January 01, 2024 09:20 PM (RAGWM)

168 South Korean opposition leader Lee Jae-myung is stabbed in the neck at a press conference in Busan

https://mol.im/a/12917811

Footage below
HTTPS://t.ly/Jvgv1

Posted by: Ciampino - Orientals & assassinations at January 01, 2024 09:21 PM (qfLjt)

169 TD TX

Posted by: Don Black at January 01, 2024 09:21 PM (geLO8)

170 Marx Brothers on TCM all night.
Posted by: andycanuck

"All Night at the Opera?"

Posted by: Tonypete at January 01, 2024 09:22 PM (IaTa3)

171 andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 01, 2024 09:14 PM (2yu8s)

May your neighbor be Blessed with Health and Helpful Care …

Posted by: Adriane the Critic . . . at January 01, 2024 09:22 PM (4Winp)

172 PBA bowling is on FoxSports2 while you're waiting for the WA vs TX game.
Posted by: olddog in mo

Spare me.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 01, 2024 08:50 PM

They needed to strike while the iron was hot.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 01, 2024 09:23 PM (a3Q+t)

173 The quaint old family castle makes me wistful. Pretty for its time, and quiet. But so *small,* and so *provincial.* So unambitious.
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OTOH, granite counter-tops!

Posted by: Smug young modern at January 01, 2024 09:24 PM (XeU6L)

174 Do the Washington players hold hands like sea otters do?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 01, 2024 09:24 PM (a3Q+t)

175 Haven't even turned on tv since before Christmas

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2024 09:26 PM (fwDg9)

176 I want to congratulate George Allen and the Duluth Eskimos on a fine win in the Pasadena Orange Bowl.

Now onto the Super Bowl and win one for the Gipper!

Posted by: Joe Biden, Redskins Fan at January 01, 2024 09:26 PM (R/m4+)

177 Nurse, I haven’t forgotten my pledge. I’ll type it in the ONT if the Huskies wihahahahahah. No, really.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 01, 2024 09:28 PM (u73oe)

178 Top 5 worst selling cars for 2023 are all American, Chrysler has 4 of the 5 on the list.

Worst selling car is the Jeep Renegade, which is simply a Fiat 500 in off-road drag.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 01, 2024 09:28 PM (XV/Pl)

179 A tearjerker via Scott Adams:
Shawn Gorham @shawngorham 6h
One meeting, one phone call can change the trajectory of your life

In 2000 I had a brand new wife (less than 6 months) who was 18 years old and a 6 month old son

I owned a roof removal business/demoltion company with 8 employees. I was 21

It was an El Niño year = a lot of rain = not many work days

We were broke, had no savings, no family help and fighting to make it in every area of life

After the rain stopped I got a call from Sexton Roofing, new customer, needing a couple hundred squares of wood shake torn off at a local HOA. It was a good size job and I needed the work

I drove my 1963 Ford C600 dump truck with guys in the back and we worked for 2 weeks tearing off roofs

The invoice was just over $13,000 - literally ALL my net worth

For two weeks I kept asking about billing, payment terms and who to send the bills to - NO response. I couldn't get a hold of anyone at Sexton Roofing

So I drove to the job one day. There was one worker there on a large job. [...]

http://tinyurl.com/4t498hwp
all text

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 01, 2024 09:29 PM (2yu8s)

180 All is quiet on New Year's Day...

Posted by: U2 at January 01, 2024 09:30 PM (8sMut)

181 It's a gorgeous, fairytale structure. But I can't even look at the word Arundel without feeling a surge of anger. That county is one of the furiously beating hearts of American corruption.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 01, 2024 09:30 PM (0FoWg)

182 Now onto the Super Bowl and win one for the Gipper!
Posted by: Joe Biden, Redskins Fan

Are you overdue for a daddy of the grand mal?

Posted by: Zombie Keith Jackson at January 01, 2024 09:32 PM (5h/8D)

183 Worst selling car is the Jeep Renegade, which is simply a Fiat 500 in off-road drag.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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[flicks teeth with thumbnail]

Posted by: Tony at January 01, 2024 09:32 PM (XeU6L)

184 In honor of my niece, a UW grad

I will root on the Huskies tonight

She rowed Eights for them…

Posted by: browndog wants anyone but these school up north at January 01, 2024 09:33 PM (TTAGa)

185 Does the TX band still refuse to play their own fight song?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 01, 2024 09:34 PM (EQvEk)

186 I love ya, but PAY ATTENTION
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 01, 2024 09:06 PM (9jKO6)

The eyes of Texas are upon you...

Posted by: U2 at January 01, 2024 09:35 PM (8sMut)

187 Does the TX band still refuse to play their own fight song?
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 01, 2024 09:34 PM

In fairness, they don't have a fiddle in the band.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 01, 2024 09:35 PM (a3Q+t)

188 My niece is a Longhorn so my loyalties are set...

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 01, 2024 09:37 PM (8sMut)

189 Daughter of Diogenes #1 who lives in Austin, is cheering on Texas and wear a Washington State University shirt!!!

*wipes tear*

Posted by: Diogenes at January 01, 2024 09:37 PM (W/lyH)

190 I literally laugh out loud whenever I see a Jeep Gladiator. Which is rare, because because it's such a ridiculous car that most people burst out laughing at it on dealer floors.

I had to design vehicle graphics for one, and nearly refused, because it entailed spending hard earned, actual money on the *drawings* of the thing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 01, 2024 09:37 PM (0FoWg)

191 I had to design vehicle graphics for one, and nearly refused, because it entailed spending hard earned, actual money on the *drawings* of the thing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 01, 2024 09:37 PM (0FoWg)

I understand that the Gladiator is popular with the overlanding set.

Posted by: mrp at January 01, 2024 09:40 PM (rj6Yv)

192 I'm making a list, you k ow.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 01, 2024 09:41 PM (ITh2A)

193 190 I literally laugh out loud whenever I see a Jeep Gladiator. Which is rare, because because it's such a ridiculous car that most people burst out laughing at it on dealer floors.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 01, 2024 09:37 PM (0FoWg)

Can't swing a dead cat without hitting one of those in my area. Apparently, the Gladiator was made for SE Ohio.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 01, 2024 09:42 PM (OX9vb)

194 so what's the story on the Jeep Gladiator

Posted by: Don Black at January 01, 2024 09:42 PM (geLO8)

195 I understand that the Gladiator is popular with the overlanding set.
Posted by: mrp at January 01, 2024 09:40 PM (rj6Yv)

I don't know what overlanding set means, but it can't mean "automobile purchasers." That thing is a righteous flop. I'll be surprised if they're still making them by '26.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 01, 2024 09:42 PM (0FoWg)

196 Did nurse just call Diogenes a cow?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 01, 2024 09:43 PM (u73oe)

197 What the everlovin heck’s going on with these sportscasters on the sidelines? I’d like to see about six of the biggest players stomp over those idiots.

Posted by: Eromero at January 01, 2024 09:43 PM (NxC5+)

198 I don't know what overlanding set means, but it can't mean "automobile purchasers." That thing is a righteous flop. I'll be surprised if they're still making them by '26.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 01, 2024 09:42 PM (0FoWg)

Check out YT with "Gladiator Overland" in the search. Big money spent on industrial-grade lift kits and snorkels and big tires and accessories. Lotsa money spent on those things AFTER market. So much money that Toyota has just brought the Gladiator Killer.

Posted by: mrp at January 01, 2024 09:46 PM (rj6Yv)

199 Terrible call.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 01, 2024 09:47 PM (ZLI7S)

200 Jeep: it looks like an SUV, but it's not.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 01, 2024 09:47 PM (NBVIP)

201 Did nurse just call Diogenes a cow?
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What heifer, dude!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 01, 2024 09:48 PM (2yu8s)

202 IIRC the Army won the CinC Trophy.

Damnit.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 01, 2024 09:48 PM (8sMut)

203 What heifer, dude!
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 01, 2024 09:48 PM (2yu8s)

—————-

Udderly ridiculous!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 01, 2024 09:49 PM (u73oe)

204 Huh. I guess "overlanding" has changed since I was keeping up with it. Not too long ago it was pretty much "setting your car up for easy camping, with sleeping in the back an option"

I guess once everyday people in California began sleeping in their cars because they can't afford rent then it wasn't cool anymore and they had to change it up, sort of like how vegetarians had to become vegans.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at January 01, 2024 09:49 PM (/F4Jb)

205 192 I'm making a list, you k ow.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 01, 2024 09:41 PM (ITh2A)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 01, 2024 09:50 PM (8sMut)

206 Did nurse just call Diogenes a cow?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 01, 2024 09:43 PM (u73oe)

Diogenes no cow.
Diogenes bull!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 01, 2024 09:50 PM (W/lyH)

207 205 192 I'm making a list, you k ow.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 01, 2024 09:41 PM (ITh2A)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 01, 2024 09:50 PM (8sMut)

Your name's been added to a list that's been compiled
Our agency considers you a RISK

Posted by: Shadow Gallery at January 01, 2024 09:50 PM (8sMut)

208 192 I'm making a list, you k ow.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 01, 2024 09:41 PM (ITh2A)

Oh, oh! Can I be on it?

I've always wanted to be included.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 01, 2024 09:50 PM (GB0ku)

209 I never saw a Purple Cow,
I never hope to see one;
But I can tell you, anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one.

Posted by: From my misspent yoot at January 01, 2024 09:51 PM (NBVIP)

210 Thanks for 205, C33!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 01, 2024 09:51 PM (hOUT3)

211 204 Huh. I guess "overlanding" has changed since I was keeping up with it. Not too long ago it was pretty much "setting your car up for easy camping, with sleeping in the back an option"

I guess once everyday people in California began sleeping in their cars because they can't afford rent then it wasn't cool anymore and they had to change it up, sort of like how vegetarians had to become vegans.
Posted by: Nikki Haley at January 01, 2024 09:49 PM (/F4Jb)

Or writing just continues to get worse...

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 01, 2024 09:52 PM (8sMut)

212 The Jeep Renegade had already been dropped for next year before the current sales figures came out.

Stellantis was most anxious to spread the Jeep name around the combine, and basically came up with one kind of Jeep for each of their major production facilities. The Renegade was supposed to be the cheapest one, but was only $500 less than the next model up, making the Fiat underpinnings a hard sell.

Old Jeep hands from the Kaiser era had a saying, "Then we brought in a new owner." There's a general feeling that Stellantis will sell off the whole brand name, and the sort-of hope is that Mahindra will end up with the traditional Toledo lines. At least they have built Jeeps before.

You may notice that the very big very expensive Grand Wagoneer does not say Jeep anywhere on it.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 01, 2024 09:53 PM (FCs/J)

213 Fireworks going off again . Has a year passed already?

Posted by: Titanium White at January 01, 2024 09:53 PM (MNhXM)

214 @191

>>I understand that the Gladiator is popular with the overlanding set.

It's very popular with Off-Roading and Overlanding set.

It's essentially a 4 door Wrangler with a bed.

Now if they would put the HEMI into the Gladiator, that would probably goose the sales numbers, the Gladiators sales numbers are fairly low.

But Stellantis is doing away with their ICE engines, especially their V8.

I expect and EV Gladiator before we'd ever see a V8 Gladiator.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 01, 2024 09:53 PM (XV/Pl)

215 Washington cheerleader been at Golden Corral.

Posted by: Eromero at January 01, 2024 09:55 PM (NxC5+)

216 The old Jeep Scrambler was the "Gladiator", before there was a "Gladiator".

Difference being, the Scrambler was a single cab body, with a longer, more useful "pickup" bed, which was in the Olde Jeepe Style, with the narrower box, external fenders, and outward angled upper 6" of right/left bed-panels.

And of course, it was bereft of all Federal Requirements, other than some Gen 1 engine management stuff in it's later years, and maybe the three point belts and padded dash & steering wheel.

Powered by the legendary 4.0 inline six, it was a Jeep, allright, but alas, also a sales flop, and didn't catch on. I think if they'd had extended the cab with a 1 ft. extension aft of the seats, for some secure, dry stowage, they would've had a runaway hit with the thing.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 01, 2024 09:56 PM (e6UQI)

217 Gladiator?

I just met her!!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 01, 2024 09:56 PM (IaTa3)

218 That’s a turn of events.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 01, 2024 09:57 PM (u73oe)

219 Why was Paolo smiling?
He was a gladiator!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 01, 2024 09:57 PM (2yu8s)

220 @195

>>I don't know what overlanding set means,

It's off-road camping and trail exploration.

Here's a Gladiator, a Wrangler and a 4Runner going through The Alexander MacKenzie Trail on an epic adventure.

http://tinyurl.com/yr3u97s9

This will give you a rough idea on what overlanding is.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 01, 2024 09:58 PM (XV/Pl)

221 Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

Posted by: Obligatory Airplane! reference at January 01, 2024 09:58 PM (NBVIP)

222 I’ve had my four door Jeep Wrangler for 13 years. I bought it mainly because I figured the body style would never significantly change.

Posted by: Titanium White at January 01, 2024 10:01 PM (MNhXM)

223 Got NOOD ONT if you want it
https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=407692

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