Otter Chit Redemption Center Cafe

Hallstatt, Austria
@giuliogroebert
More pics here
and also here

Pets get jelly.

Cat was in position for an EPIC pounce but totally cucked out.

Mature dog and young dog.

Florida Man vs. gator. FINISH HIM!

Big wave.

This will make Duncanthrax sad.

Cat has catlike agility.

Christmas in Banff, Alberta, Canada.

Otters have “pockets” under their arms.
They are pouches of loose skin used to store food and, sometimes, their favourite rock.pic.twitter.com/RQcqFXMWMO
— Figen (@TheFigen_) December 20, 2023

So close, yet so far.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/UY5Y2gTG3f
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) December 20, 2023

When you blow your dog a kiss and he watches it float by.. 🥹 pic.twitter.com/GlFY717vII
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) December 20, 2023

Never ending story.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/5Sob0roSVM
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) December 19, 2023

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1 t24t253

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 20, 2023 07:32 PM (n7rxJ)

2
(sigh of satisfaction)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 20, 2023 07:32 PM (n7rxJ)

3 Mountains are pretty, but I'd probably fall into the water. Brrr.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 20, 2023 07:32 PM (OX9vb)

4 Sponge!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 20, 2023 07:33 PM (RIvkX)

5 Austria?

Throw a shrimp on the Barbie!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2023 07:34 PM (I8nLU)

6 Double Dutch dog.

http://tinyurl.com/3b9uz86s

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 20, 2023 07:37 PM (FVME7)

7 Florida man is a boss.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 20, 2023 07:37 PM (OX9vb)

8 That one goat gets DOUBLE-TEAMED at 0:05!

Posted by: Axeman at December 20, 2023 07:37 PM (OaZlZ)

9 Otters and the "ladies" of The View have something in common.

You can't tell me at least one of those hags doesn't have a Jimmy John's turkey club tucked into an arm pit.

Posted by: PabloD at December 20, 2023 07:38 PM (nCvWQ)

10 In a perfect world one should be able to hike up those mountains while singing a lusty version of the Gutentagg hop-clop!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 20, 2023 07:38 PM (MeG8a)

11 7 Florida man is a boss.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 20, 2023 07:37 PM (OX9vb)

It's all the poodles and chihuahuas that bring the gators out.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2023 07:38 PM (I8nLU)

12 Austria?

Throw a shrimp on the Barbie!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2023 07:34 PM (I8nLU)
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Figures.

Posted by: Randy Newman at December 20, 2023 07:38 PM (OaZlZ)

13 I got hit in the face with a sixteen-inch (Chicago) softball once. It sounded like this: "BANFF!"

Conure tossing the plastic duckie lmao.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at December 20, 2023 07:39 PM (MvF+J)

14 >>>Florida Man vs. gator. FINISH HIM!+

For a minute, it looked like he was going to leave the whole thing out for trash collection.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 20, 2023 07:39 PM (klJTj)

15 Are you allowed to shoot gators in Florida if they come on your property?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2023 07:40 PM (I8nLU)

16
Florida Man vs. gator. FINISH HIM!+

For a minute, it looked like he was going to leave the whole thing out for trash collection.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous

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Couldn't believe the way an army of neighbors video'd the whole thing and let him rassle that gator solo.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 20, 2023 07:41 PM (n7rxJ)

17 Got a happy helping of puppy breath today. Sage is a new addition to the Rancherbob and Cowhorse Queen family.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2023 07:42 PM (+bMvb)

18 You know what they say...

What happens in Banff, stays in Banff.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 20, 2023 07:42 PM (XV/Pl)

19 Florida man...
Get a load of them snappers Ralph!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 20, 2023 07:42 PM (W/lyH)

20
Are you allowed to shoot gators in Florida if they come on your property?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

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If the trespass amounts to consuming your children, yes.

Posted by: Harvard Laywer at December 20, 2023 07:43 PM (n7rxJ)

21 Good evening everyone from Biden County

Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2023 07:43 PM (ltWSh)

22 "Are you allowed to shoot gators in Florida if they come on your property?"

I think you gotta weigh 'em first, otherwise throw 'em back.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 20, 2023 07:44 PM (MeG8a)

23 Goat of the hill.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 20, 2023 07:44 PM (63Dwl)

24 Couldn't believe the way an army of neighbors video'd the whole thing and let him rassle that gator solo.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 20, 2023 07:41 PM (n7rxJ)

Really? I've never met neighbors who would do anything but stand around and watch you work.

How deep are you digging?

How many of those retaining blocks do you think it will take?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2023 07:44 PM (I8nLU)

25 My mother took a train trip in Banff. There was a naked guy who ran along side the train at one point. They said he was a regular attraction.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 20, 2023 07:46 PM (63Dwl)

26 Man, the way the gator whips that tail! If only there were some way to harness that power for the good of mankind.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at December 20, 2023 07:46 PM (MvF+J)

27 I would like to see Florida man dump the gator from the trash can on to the set of The View.

Posted by: fd at December 20, 2023 07:46 PM (vFG9F)

28 Really? I've never met neighbors who would do anything but stand around and watch you work.

How deep are you digging?

How many of those retaining blocks do you think it will take?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2023 07:44 PM (I8nLU)

++++

I find that my best role in the neighborhood is supervision. I'm helpful that way.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 20, 2023 07:47 PM (klJTj)

29 I thought gators were those things hikers wear to keep the bottom of their pants dry.

Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 20, 2023 07:47 PM (miT2W)

30 Florida Man vs. gator. FINISH HIM!

I was with him until he turned around and backed down the hill, pulling the canned gator after him.

If he slipped, he'd be laying on the ground with an angry gator on top of him.

Also, this is why bungee cords were invented.

Posted by: mikeski at December 20, 2023 07:48 PM (DgGvY)

31 Sea otters!

I Love them! Did you know sea otters hold hands while they sleep so they don't drift away from each other?

Thanks ace! I sent a Christmas video from
The Vancouver Aquarium via CBD. It's very sweet.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 20, 2023 07:49 PM (cnePD)

32
>>>My mother took a train trip in Banff. There was a naked guy who ran along side the train at one point.

Ooooh my! I feel a sudden swell of heat comin' on!

Posted by: Lady Cardin Senate Aide at December 20, 2023 07:49 PM (KRtlO)

33 My cell won't play videos on Twixter. The embeds here play just fine, but on Xwitter, I get the endlessly spinning circle of h377.

I miss the old turning hourglass ⌛️.

Posted by: mindful webworker - showing my antiquity at December 20, 2023 07:50 PM (6jsBS)

34 Gators keep the ticks (spelled tick no tic!) out of your pants.
Gators also are used to keep snakes from sinking fangs into your lower legs, just above the 8" boots as well.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 20, 2023 07:50 PM (M6umo)

35 Watching 'A Christmas Carol' (1984). Might be some better versions out there but none of them have GEORGE C SCOTT!!!! This is still my favorite version of the Dicken's classic.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 20, 2023 07:50 PM (sAmhv)

36 Cat has catlike agility.

Is it cheating to use all four of your limbs to play soccer, on the technicality that none of them are "hands?"

Posted by: mikeski at December 20, 2023 07:51 PM (DgGvY)

37 Watching 'A Christmas Carol' (1984). Might be some better versions out there but none of them have GEORGE C SCOTT!!!! This is still my favorite version of the Dicken's classic.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 20, 2023 07:50 PM (sAmhv)

I'm partial to the Rich Little version of A Christmas Carol

Posted by: Beartooth at December 20, 2023 07:52 PM (kxx6d)

38 This will make Duncanthrax sad.

Yes, penguins in the Café, particularly due to their extremely noxious stench, makes me sad.

In the last Thread, ace changed his nic to "ace is done with your foolishness!", which I hoped was an indication of his pending complete and utter disavowal of Big Penguin.

Sadly, this is clearly not the case, which makes me even sadder. I shall have to peruse some previous Café Threads which contained chiroptophile-friendly content, in search of a soupçon of solace.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 20, 2023 07:52 PM (a3Q+t)

39 Otters have “pockets” under their arms.
They are pouches of loose skin used to store food and, sometimes, their favourite rock.

And sometimes shivs.

Posted by: GWB at December 20, 2023 07:54 PM (sSx7k)

40 Yes, penguins in the Café, particularly due to their extremely noxious stench, makes me sad.

In the last Thread, ace changed his nic to "ace is done with your foolishness!", which I hoped was an indication of his pending complete and utter disavowal of Big Penguin.

Sadly, this is clearly not the case, which makes me even sadder. I shall have to peruse some previous Café Threads which contained chiroptophile-friendly content, in search of a soupçon of solace.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 20, 2023 07:52 PM (a3Q+t)

Man, someone really hates Penguins.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2023 07:54 PM (I8nLU)

41 9 Brings to mind:

Two travelers stop at a dingy roadside diner for a bite. They order burgers and watch in horror as the cook, a very large, hairy, sweaty woman takes two patties out of a freezer and puts them in her unshaven armpits to defrost.

One traveler turns to the other, "Good thing we didn't order wieners!"

Posted by: Ciampino - Non, non! at December 20, 2023 07:54 PM (qfLjt)

42 From the banff.ca events calendar, two dates you won't want to miss: National Indigenous Peoples Day, National Day for Truth and Reconciliation.

I think Calgary is the city where they have the big annual rodeo.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at December 20, 2023 07:54 PM (MvF+J)

43 in search of a soupçon of solace.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

You probably will not find a trace of solace in the past either.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 20, 2023 07:54 PM (M6umo)

44 I thought gators were those things hikers wear to keep the bottom of their pants dry.
Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 20, 2023 07:47 PM

According to the Star Fleet archive, those are gaiters.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher, Ensign, UFP Starfleet at December 20, 2023 07:55 PM (a3Q+t)

45 There are only two George C Scott! movies.

The Hustler and Patton.

And he turned down the Oscar for Patton like a boss.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2023 07:56 PM (I8nLU)

46 Sadly, this is clearly not the case, which makes me even sadder. I shall have to peruse some previous Café Threads which contained chiroptophile-friendly content, in search of a soupçon of solace.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 20, 2023 07:52 PM (a3Q+t)

You use your tongue prettier than a $20 whore.

Posted by: Taggart at December 20, 2023 07:56 PM (kxx6d)

47 @35

>>Watching 'A Christmas Carol' (1984). Might be some better versions out there but none of them have GEORGE C SCOTT!!!! This is still my favorite version of the Dicken's classic.

The 1999 Patrick Stewart version is not bad, the Jim Carrey, Gary Oldman version is Sharknado. level bad.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 20, 2023 07:56 PM (XV/Pl)

48 Posted by: Wesley Crusher

SHUT UP WESLEY!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 20, 2023 07:56 PM (M6umo)

49 Isn't "Banff" the sound that X-Men character Nightcrawler made when teleporting? Oh, but I think he was German. Nevermiind.

Thwippp

Posted by: mindful webworker - who relates everything to a Marvel comic at December 20, 2023 07:59 PM (6jsBS)

50 Two travelers stop at a dingy roadside diner for a bite. They order burgers and watch in horror as the cook, a very large, hairy, sweaty woman takes two patties out of a freezer and puts them in her unshaven armpits to defrost.

One traveler turns to the other, "Good thing we didn't order wieners!"
Posted by: Ciampino - Non, non! at December 20, 2023 07:54 PM (qfLjt)

I worked at a mom and pop catering business a bit in college. The old woman that made the potato salad would wipe her hands with her arm pits. I'm still scared by that today still.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 20, 2023 07:59 PM (kxx6d)

51 @45

>>The Hustler and Patton.

Contrary to popular belief, he wasn't bad in Fire Starter.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 20, 2023 07:59 PM (XV/Pl)

52 Tomorrow is the winter solstice ... we should have some sort of celebration for the season?

Posted by: illiniwek at December 20, 2023 08:00 PM (Cus5s)

53 47 @35

>>Watching 'A Christmas Carol' (1984). Might be some better versions out there but none of them have GEORGE C SCOTT!!!! This is still my favorite version of the Dicken's classic.

The 1999 Patrick Stewart version is not bad, the Jim Carrey, Gary Oldman version is Sharknado. level bad.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 20, 2023 07:56 PM (XV/Pl)

Alastair Sim has entered the conversation...

Posted by: browndog unearthing eternal truths at December 20, 2023 08:00 PM (TTAGa)

54 "Watching 'A Christmas Carol' (1984). Might be some better versions out there but none of them have GEORGE C SCOTT!!!! This is still my favorite version of the Dicken's classic."

Alastair Sim is still my favorite Scrooge but George C. Scott is a very close second.

Posted by: Tuna at December 20, 2023 08:02 PM (oaGWv)

55 "Did you know sea otters hold hands while they sleep so they don't drift away from each other?"

Why the hell are they floating around in the ocean? Makes them easier for Orcas to spot. And since when do otters have "hands"?

Posted by: A river otter at December 20, 2023 08:02 PM (vFG9F)

56 51 @45

>>The Hustler and Patton.

Contrary to popular belief, he wasn't bad in Fire Starter.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 20, 2023 07:59 PM (XV/Pl)

Day of the Dolphin...

Posted by: Fa luvs Pa at December 20, 2023 08:02 PM (TTAGa)

57 True Fact:

The rug for the entryway came in and it really pulls the room together.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 20, 2023 08:02 PM (XV/Pl)

58 "Tomorrow is the winter solstice ... we should have some sort of celebration for the season?
Posted by: illiniwek "

Yes. I'm gonna stand an egg on it's end and drink heavily.

Posted by: A river otter at December 20, 2023 08:04 PM (vFG9F)

59 Speaking of "Did you know"s, were you aware that my father was a mailman?

Posted by: John Kasich at December 20, 2023 08:05 PM (a3Q+t)

60 But there was one interesting anomaly. None appear in Mecca or Medina. Remember according to Islamic history they were both major trading hubs prior to Islam. So somehow Roman coins ended up in Ethiopia, Yemen, Oman and India but...not Mecca. Odd for a major trading hub right along that route no?
Posted by: 18-1

I saw some YT vids, I think it was some time back from a very revisionist Islamic fellow. He had some interesting ideas about Islam arising farther north in the Syria-ish area and the homeland being translated south later to provide a safe "capitol" that other factions couldn't snatch away. I think he also mentioned the issue of Mecca/Medina being off of any trade routes that long ago.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 20, 2023 08:06 PM (eoQWY)

61 Tomorrow is the winter solstice ... we should have some sort of celebration for the season?
Posted by: illiniwek at December 20, 2023 08:00 PM (Cus5s)]

Darn it. I forgot, and time goes so fast. Generally you are supposed to season your filbert whips before weaving them into wattles. I think we still have time to make a wicker man if you are willing to let me make it from willow.
Who is our "Winter King" this year?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 20, 2023 08:07 PM (D7oie)

62 Speaking of "Did you know"s, were you aware that my father was a mailman?
Posted by: John Kasich at December 20, 2023 08:05 PM (a3Q+t)

Karl Malone?

Still love that in a critical NBA Finals game at a free throw by Malone Scottie Pippen said "The Mailman doesn't deliver on Sundays" . Malone missed the free throws and lost the game

Posted by: Oldcat at December 20, 2023 08:08 PM (eoQWY)

63 "Did you know sea otters hold hands while they sleep so they don't drift away from each other?"

Why the hell are they floating around in the ocean? Makes them easier for Orcas to spot. And since when do otters have "hands"?
Posted by: A river otter at December 20, 2023 08:02 PM (vFG9F)

Not sure when marine biologists got mind reading powers. How do we know WHY they hold hands? Maybe its to keep the other otter from GETTING AWAY.

WAKE UP Sheeple!

Posted by: Oldcat at December 20, 2023 08:10 PM (eoQWY)

64 Isn't "Banff" the sound that X-Men character Nightcrawler made when teleporting? Oh, but I think he was German. Nevermiind.

Thwippp
Posted by: mindful webworker - who relates everything to a Marvel comic at December 20, 2023 07:59 PM (6jsBS)
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You're thinking of Bamf.

Easy mistake.

Posted by: Axeman at December 20, 2023 08:13 PM (OaZlZ)

65 57 Don't let anyone pee on the rug.

Posted by: Theodore at December 20, 2023 08:13 PM (pGonq)

66 I'm banned from Twatter so I can't look at some stuff. Lol.

Posted by: Eddie bag a' popcorn at December 20, 2023 08:13 PM (SUc4N)

67 The rug for the entryway came in and it really pulls the room together.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 20, 2023 08:02 PM (XV/Pl)

Persian?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 20, 2023 08:14 PM (R4t5M)

68 56 51 @45

>>The Hustler and Patton.

Contrary to popular belief, he wasn't bad in Fire Starter.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 20, 2023 07:59 PM (XV/Pl)

Day of the Dolphin...

Posted by: Fa luvs Pa at December 20, 2023 08:02 PM (TTAGa)
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Yes, Sophia Loren in water and then out of water.

Posted by: Ciampino - Ouis, ouis! at December 20, 2023 08:14 PM (qfLjt)

69 @65

>>Don't let anyone pee on the rug.

I've only done that once, and Tequila played a starring role in that debacle.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 20, 2023 08:15 PM (XV/Pl)

70 JIsn't "Banff" the sound that X-Men character Nightcrawler made when teleporting? Oh, but I think he was German. Nevermiind.

Thwippp

Posted by: mindful webworker - who relates everything to a Marvel comic at December 20, 2023 07:59 PM (6jsBS)
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You're thinking of Bamf.

Easy mistake.

Posted by: Axeman at December 20, 2023 08:13 PM (OaZlZ)uhy

Or Bumf.

Posted by: Eddie bag a' popcorn at December 20, 2023 08:15 PM (SUc4N)

71 52 Tomorrow is the winter solstice ... we should have some sort of celebration for the season?
Posted by: illiniwek

I'll be at work. The DoD is pagan now, so I'll see if they are conducting human sacrifices tomorrow night.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 20, 2023 08:15 PM (sAmhv)

72 @67

>>Persian?

Yep. Such a beautiful rug.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 20, 2023 08:16 PM (XV/Pl)

73 Not Banff, but close. The VERY lonely lives of Canadian RR workers:
youtube.com/watch?v=FGMVj7TPqyE

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at December 20, 2023 08:16 PM (MvF+J)

74 54 "Watching 'A Christmas Carol' (1984). Might be some better versions out there but none of them have GEORGE C SCOTT!!!! This is still my favorite version of the Dicken's classic."

Alastair Sim is still my favorite Scrooge but George C. Scott is a very close second.
Posted by: Tuna

The director of 'A Christmas Carol' (1984) also worked on the Alastair Sim version. Wasn't in any major capacity but he was close enough to pick up some good tips that he used in his verison 30+ years later.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 20, 2023 08:18 PM (sAmhv)

75 I saw some YT vids, I think it was some time back from a very revisionist Islamic fellow. He had some interesting ideas about Islam arising farther north in the Syria-ish area and the homeland being translated south later to provide a safe "capitol" that other factions couldn't snatch away. I think he also mentioned the issue of Mecca/Medina being off of any trade routes that long ago.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 20, 2023 08:06 PM (eoQWY)
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Does he have a fatwa against him for his heresy?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 20, 2023 08:19 PM (BpYfr)

76
Tomorrow is the winter solstice ... we should have some sort of celebration for the season?
Posted by: illiniwek

I'll be at work. The DoD is pagan now, so I'll see if they are conducting human sacrifices tomorrow night.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Dance naked in the moonlight. Or is that Summer solstice?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 20, 2023 08:20 PM (63Dwl)

77 []I find that my best role in the neighborhood is supervision. I'm helpful that way.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 20, 2023 07:47 PM (klJTj)

I don't do work, but I know someone who does.

Posted by: Vladimir Toltov at December 20, 2023 08:20 PM (/HDaX)

78 I'll be at work. The DoD is pagan now, so I'll see if they are conducting human sacrifices tomorrow night.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Dance naked in the moonlight. Or is that Summer solstice?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 20, 2023 08:20 PM (63Dwl)
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I think the winter solstice does demand a blood sacrifice so that the sun will return...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 20, 2023 08:22 PM (BpYfr)

79 Conure caution: once one of those birds falls in love with you, he will never ever leave you the f alone ever again. They crave constant affection.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at December 20, 2023 08:23 PM (MvF+J)

80 Persian?

Yep. Such a beautiful rug.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Good stuff. Tabiz, Nain, Qom, Mashad? Share a pic?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 20, 2023 08:23 PM (R4t5M)

81 It is a bit too nippy for dancing naked in the moonlight. The summer solstice would be better.

Posted by: Theodore at December 20, 2023 08:24 PM (pGonq)

82 Tomorrow is the winter solstice ... we should have some sort of celebration for the season?
Posted by: illiniwek
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJS9TjjHxx8

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 20, 2023 08:25 PM (ScR16)

83 I sent someone a message that I've been giving my dog salmon oil to reduce her but instead I said shopping. I made myself laugh.
Damn female dog.

Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 20, 2023 08:26 PM (miT2W)

84 Axeman: You're thinking of Bamf.

Haha. Nerdbait worked.

Oh, wait, um....

Posted by: mindful webworker - takes one... at December 20, 2023 08:26 PM (6jsBS)

85 Dance naked in the moonlight. Or is that Summer solstice?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 20, 2023 08:20 PM

It is the Summer Solstice in Austrailia and New Zealand.

Naked optional:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEb8tuYhDBI

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 20, 2023 08:27 PM (a3Q+t)

86 Mark Smith of 4 Boxes Diner discusses CO Supreme Court ruling, and cites two SCOTUS cases that invalidate it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK7Mmz1G2Nc

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 20, 2023 08:28 PM (CecP5)

87 @80

>>Good stuff. Tabiz, Nain, Qom, Mashad? Share a pic?

I don't have a way to share a pic but it's a 16x24 Tabriz rug.

It's main color is Lapis Lazulai and it's, BAYOOTAFUL.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 20, 2023 08:29 PM (XV/Pl)

88 It is a bit too nippy for dancing naked in the moonlight.
Posted by: Theodore at December 20, 2023 08:24 PM

I overheard Mom telling Troi that colder temperatures can significantly enhance nippyness,

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at December 20, 2023 08:30 PM (a3Q+t)

89 The Islam thing- was that the guy who says Petra was the original Mecca? Interesting theory, the origins are so murky that almost anything is possible.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 20, 2023 08:30 PM (S6gqv)

90 It's main color is Lapis Lazulai and it's, BAYOOTAFUL.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 20, 2023 08:29 PM (XV/Pl)
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It really ties the room together.

Posted by: The Dude at December 20, 2023 08:30 PM (ScR16)

91 I suspect Hillary and her coven dance naked in the pale moonlight. And that is an unholy sight.

Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 20, 2023 08:30 PM (miT2W)

92
Hi everyone!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 20, 2023 08:31 PM (MoZTd)

93 I suspect Hillary and her coven dance naked in the pale moonlight. And that is an unholy sight.
Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 20, 2023 08:30 PM

You have NO idea.

Posted by: Wm. J. "Bubba" Clinton at December 20, 2023 08:32 PM (a3Q+t)

94 The Colorado Supreme Court makes chili with carrots.

Posted by: Axeman at December 20, 2023 08:35 PM (OaZlZ)

95
Puppies fed and now in a food coma. Hellions when awake, angels when asleep.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 20, 2023 08:35 PM (MoZTd)

96 everyone!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 20, 2023 08:31 PM (MoZTd)

How are you Hadrian?

Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 20, 2023 08:35 PM (miT2W)

97
How are you Hadrian?
Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd

__________

Weary, but otherwise fine. How are you managing? Is Paisley with you?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 20, 2023 08:37 PM (MoZTd)

98 Theory: the Japanese should never have attacked Pearl Harbor, just gone after the Philippines, Malaya, and Singapore. IF FDR could have convinced the anti war public we needed to get in, the USN would have had to sail across the Pacific and fight the IJN close to their home with their land based air support. The US wouldn't have been as wildly outraged. The Pearl attack probably happened because the old admirals still saw battleships as the key which was quickly proved false.

Posted by: azjaeger at December 20, 2023 08:37 PM (3/XaG)

99 Men's fascination with nipples is something I will always ponder.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2023 08:38 PM (I8nLU)

100 Weary, but otherwise fine. How are you managing? Is Paisley with you?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 20, 2023 08:37 PM (MoZTd)

Life is challenging. Paisley is sleeping.

Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 20, 2023 08:39 PM (miT2W)

101
Theory: the Japanese should never have attacked Pearl Harbor, just gone after the Philippines, Malaya, and Singapore.

___________

Except for the Philippines, that's just what they should have done. We didn't have sufficient force in the Pacific to stop them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 20, 2023 08:40 PM (MoZTd)

102 don't have a way to share a pic but it's a 16x24 Tabriz rug.

It's main color is Lapis Lazulai and it's, BAYOOTAFUL.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Damn big rug. I owned 2 Tabriz rugs. Got divorced. I got 3 of the 12 rugs.

9 went in her storage unit that got flooded. I wanted to kill her. And my favorite was a square rug from Kazakstan that was autumn leaves theme with silk woven in.

Bitch.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 20, 2023 08:41 PM (R4t5M)

103 " fascination with nipples is something I will always ponder.
Posted by: AlaBAMA"

I can think of no better points to ponder.

Posted by: A river otter at December 20, 2023 08:41 PM (vFG9F)

104 One of George C. Scott's best lines in one of his best films: "Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks."

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 20, 2023 08:41 PM (S6gqv)

105 Men's fascination with nipples is something I will always ponder.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

I'm going to cut out the middleman and just ponder nipples.

Posted by: mikeski at December 20, 2023 08:41 PM (DgGvY)

106 I suspect Hillary and her coven dance naked in the pale moonlight. And that is an unholy sight.
Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 20, 2023 08:30 PM (miT2W)

Like pale blobs of dough, an undead lava lamp scenario.

Yrrcchhh!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger at December 20, 2023 08:42 PM (T/Lqj)

107 Theory: the Japanese should never have attacked Pearl Harbor, just gone after the Philippines, Malaya, and Singapore. IF FDR could have convinced the anti war public we needed to get in, the USN would have had to sail across the Pacific and fight the IJN close to their home with their land based air support. The US wouldn't have been as wildly outraged. The Pearl attack probably happened because the old admirals still saw battleships as the key which was quickly proved false.

Their thinking was that Japan was soon going to run out of critical materials: oil, steel, and rubber, and so needed to act fast to seize supplies before that happened. They assumed we would have to respond, and even if it were slow to happen, the huge industrial might of the US would eventually overwhelm them. They thought that a short, sharp loss might make the US come to the negotiating table.

They thought wrong.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 20, 2023 08:42 PM (CsUN+)

108

Life is challenging. Paisley is sleeping.
Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd

____________

"A man's dog stands by him in prosperity and in poverty, in health and in sickness. He will sleep on the cold ground, where the wintry winds blow and the snow drives fiercely, if only he may be near his master's side. He will kiss the hand that has no food to offer, he will lick the wounds and sores that come in encounters with the roughness of the world. He guards the sleep of his pauper master as if he were a prince. When all other friends desert, he remains. When riches take wings and reputation falls to pieces, he is as constant in his love as the sun in its journey through the heavens." - Sen. George Vest

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 20, 2023 08:43 PM (MoZTd)

109 Dance naked in the moonlight. Or is that Summer solstice?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 20, 2023 08:20 PM (63Dwl)

English Witches danced in shifts. Not sure why, maybe there wasn't enough room for them to all dance at once.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 20, 2023 08:44 PM (D7oie)

110 45 There are only two George C Scott! movies.
The Hustler and Patton.
And he turned down the Oscar for Patton like a boss.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2023 07:56 PM (I8nLU)

He's in the only version of Jane Eyre I'll watch.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at December 20, 2023 08:44 PM (Rbu5d)

111 @102

>>Damn big rug. I owned 2 Tabriz rugs. Got divorced. I got 3 of the 12 rugs.

It's a big entryway.

That's a damn shame you didn't at least get half the rugs.

The guy always gets screwed in divorce.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 20, 2023 08:44 PM (XV/Pl)

112 The Pearl attack probably happened because the old admirals still saw battleships as the key which was quickly proved false.
Posted by: azjaeger

If I recall, the IJN also wanted those carriers gone too but they were out to sea.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 20, 2023 08:45 PM (sAmhv)

113 Who is our "Winter King" this year?
Posted by: Kindltot at December 20, 2023 08:07 PM (D7oie)

Chuy

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at December 20, 2023 08:47 PM (Rbu5d)

114 Who is our "Winter King" this year?
Posted by: Kindltot at December 20, 2023 08:07 PM (D7oie)

Chuy
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at December 20, 2023 08:47 PM (Rbu5d)

-
I was thinking Krampus. But I am a devoted metalhead.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger at December 20, 2023 08:48 PM (T/Lqj)

115 Chuy
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at December 20, 2023 08:47 PM (Rbu5d)

It is always Chuy. I think the lottery is fixed.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 20, 2023 08:48 PM (D7oie)

116 by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 20, 2023 08:43 PM (MoZTd)

That's touching.

Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 20, 2023 08:51 PM (miT2W)

117 The Pearl attack probably happened because the old admirals still saw battleships as the key which was quickly proved false.

Surface warfare officers wear black shoes, aviators wear brown shoes.

The black shoes ran the Navy prior to Pearl Harbor. Amazingly, none of the carriers were in port on 07 Dec., a fact that greatly distressed Adm. Yamamoto. Since most of the battleships were sunk or significantly damaged, carriers/brown shoes were what was available, and, I submit, necessitated naval strategy going forward and shortened the War. U.S. industrial capability (and women working was a big part of that) would have won the War eventually, but losing the battleships changed the strategy.

Not to minimize Midway and submarine warfare.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 20, 2023 08:51 PM (a3Q+t)

118 I got to tour Corregidor when I was in the Philippines. Fascinating
I think every square inch of the island was bombed.

Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 20, 2023 08:52 PM (miT2W)

119 Trying the new Brave mobile browser

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2023 08:55 PM (I8nLU)

120
Since most of the battleships were sunk or significantly damaged, carriers/brown shoes were what was available, and, I submit, necessitated naval strategy going forward and shortened the War.

__________

One admiral later said, "We cleared away a lot of old hardware."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 20, 2023 08:57 PM (MoZTd)

121 Shut up, Wesley.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 20, 2023 08:59 PM (RIvkX)

122 Goats always want to be king of the mountain.

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at December 20, 2023 09:03 PM (MvATi)

123 Protecting "our democracy" = barring candidates from the ballot

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 20, 2023 09:05 PM (RIvkX)

124 Our Lt Gov is on CNN and she is not +1

Yowza.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 20, 2023 09:06 PM (RIvkX)

125 Without those battleships the island hopping would have been really difficult.

Posted by: Drive by at December 20, 2023 09:06 PM (uZW6f)

126 Got an electric letter inviting me to accept my own job, the one I've had for a dozen years.

I know it's a formality, but it bugs me (We are merging with a much larger company. I am somewhat less than stoked).

I'll respond on the morrow. I am presently in my cups.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger at December 20, 2023 09:07 PM (T/Lqj)

127 Man, someone really hates Penguins.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

This is false. I have met Duncanthrax. He adores penguins. "March of the Penguins " is his favorite movie. The Penguin is his most revered comic book villain. I met him on a cruise to Antarctica to observe the Emporer Penguins and he was enchanted.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 20, 2023 09:09 PM (tCUIr)

128 Let this stand for something.

Posted by: chit at December 20, 2023 09:10 PM (BENy5)

129 Best penguin is Opus.

This is not debatable.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger at December 20, 2023 09:11 PM (T/Lqj)

130 I know it's a formality, but it bugs me (We are merging with a much larger company. I am somewhat less than stoked).

I'll respond on the morrow. I am presently in my cups.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger at December 20, 2023 09:07 PM (T/Lqj)
===

I imagine not everyone gets one.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 20, 2023 09:11 PM (RIvkX)

131 127 Man, someone really hates Penguins.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

This is false. I have met Duncanthrax. He adores penguins. "March of the Penguins " is his favorite movie. The Penguin is his most revered comic book villain. I met him on a cruise to Antarctica to observe the Emporer Penguins and he was enchanted.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 20, 2023 09:09 PM (tCUIr

Odd he speaks so vehemently towards the fine feathered friends.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2023 09:11 PM (I8nLU)

132 @40

>>Man, someone really hates Penguins.

Penguins are subversives.

They might look cute and ridiculous, but that's just a front.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 20, 2023 09:11 PM (XV/Pl)

133 I was rootin' for that li'l penguin all the way! Seals should be processed, canned and fed to penguins in zoos and aquariums. Their pelts make fine hats, gloves, too.

Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front at December 20, 2023 09:11 PM (V5BDR)

134
Best penguin is Opus.

This is not debatable.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger

___________

Eh, never liked Bloom County.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 20, 2023 09:14 PM (MoZTd)

135 Dance naked in the moonlight. Or is that Summer solstice?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 20, 2023 08:20 PM (63Dwl)

Depends on where you live.

Posted by: GWB at December 20, 2023 09:16 PM (sSx7k)

136 @134

>>Eh, never liked Bloom County.

The three best comic strips are Peanuts, Calvin and Hobbes and Bloom County.

There is no debating this.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 20, 2023 09:16 PM (XV/Pl)

137 I imagine not everyone gets one.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 20, 2023 09:11 PM (RIvkX)

I'll offer this as a defense. This merger has been very friendly. The two companies have a very similar mindset: work hard, play hard.

My trepidation is me being a grumpy old man.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger at December 20, 2023 09:17 PM (T/Lqj)

138 If I recall, the IJN also wanted those carriers gone too but they were out to sea.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 20, 2023 08:45 PM (sAmhv)

I'm sure the Japanese gamed out both scenarios. The old BBs would have been fully kitted out and loaded for bear AND they would have been accompanied by the CVs. The Philippines would have held out long enough for the Navy to arrive. I think the Japanese made the right decision for them. They hit us hard enough to take the oil fields and the rubber plantations. They achieved tactical surprise, but they didn't catch the carriers and didn't have enough nerve to make a second strike at the naval base. Bottom line - Japan never had a chance. It didn't have the population base or the industrial resources to tackle the US, Britain, and Chinese at the same time and to keep an eye on the Soviets.

Posted by: mrp at December 20, 2023 09:17 PM (rj6Yv)

139 Greetings from Oklahoma. What I learned today: I-40 has all the trucks. Really, every truck in the country is on I-40.

And don't get me started on their passing behaviors.

As I like to say, it's a good thing I don't have a 50 cal mounted on my hood.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 20, 2023 09:17 PM (/UsWI)

140 The three best comic strips are Peanuts, Calvin and Hobbes and Bloom County.

There is no debating this.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Nah. Calvin and Hobbes, The Far Side, and Dick Tracy.

I mean DT had Pruneface and Half and Half. How could you not love them?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 20, 2023 09:19 PM (SAX5G)

141 -
Eh, never liked Bloom County.
. -

-
Philistine.

Posted by: Death-Tongue at December 20, 2023 09:20 PM (BENy5)

142
"A man's dog stands by him in prosperity..."
Posted by: Hadrian
------------
“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.”
― Mark Twain

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2023 09:20 PM (XeU6L)

143 Greetings from Oklahoma. What I learned today: I-40 has all the trucks. Really, every truck in the country is on I-40.

And don't get me started on their passing behaviors.
Posted by: BurtTC

I'm imagine the convoys of side by side trucks each doing 71-73 will arrive in TN tomorrow morning. Can't wait until they reach the mountains. Thanks for the tip.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 20, 2023 09:21 PM (SAX5G)

144 Eh, never liked Bloom County.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 20, 2023 09:14 PM (MoZTd)

Understand. Not everyone's cup o' tea. But Opus is that kind of character who is cool, but has no clue how cool he is.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger at December 20, 2023 09:21 PM (T/Lqj)

145 @140

>>I mean DT had Pruneface and Half and Half. How could you not love them?

Loved Dick Tracy.

For some reason, more so than any other strip, I associate the half tone process with Dick Tracy.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 20, 2023 09:22 PM (XV/Pl)

146 mrp, the Japanese could become a vassal of China in the next war, captured along with the rest of the Pacific islands. Even Australia and New Zealand.

Posted by: Eromero at December 20, 2023 09:23 PM (NxC5+)

147 http://tinyurl.com/2xtf39cj

Another good Bad Blue

Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2023 09:23 PM (ltWSh)

148 The three best comic strips are Peanuts, Calvin and Hobbes and Bloom County.

There is no debating this.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Nah. Calvin and Hobbes, The Far Side, and Dick Tracy.
------

For single-frame cartoons; Non-Sequitur, Pluggers

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2023 09:25 PM (XeU6L)

149 Greetings from Oklahoma. What I learned today: I-40 has all the trucks. Really, every truck in the country is on I-40.

And don't get me started on their passing behaviors.
Posted by: BurtTC

I-80 is just as bad. Even when the weather is good. Fucking trucks.

But, we were on I-40 after a blue norther after Grandpa's funeral in 2002. Fucking nightmare.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger at December 20, 2023 09:25 PM (T/Lqj)

150 mrp, the Japanese could become a vassal of China in the next war, captured along with the rest of the Pacific islands. Even Australia and New Zealand.

Imagine how less popular Communism would be today if we hadn't carried NATO, but instead let a few Western Europe countries suffer the consequences of their own bad decisions.

Posted by: 1s and 0s at December 20, 2023 09:25 PM (BfpYS)

151 I'm imagine the convoys of side by side trucks each doing 71-73 will arrive in TN tomorrow morning. Can't wait until they reach the mountains. Thanks for the tip.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 20, 2023 09:21 PM (SAX5G)

I'm just sorry I couldn't obliterate any of them for you.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 20, 2023 09:26 PM (/UsWI)

152 The guy always gets screwed in divorce.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Umm. Nope. Wrong.
He got the cars, the house and the business. I was homeless with two little boys.

Then I got "child support." And the check wouldn't clear.

Fuck off.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 20, 2023 09:26 PM (k0MVD)

153 I'd guess Florida Man has done that stunt at least a couple of times previously. He plainly knew exactly what to do. The great thing was he took the little croc back to where it belonged.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I stand with Israel and all Jews everywhere at December 20, 2023 09:27 PM (6TzTY)

154 The three best comic strips are Peanuts, Calvin and Hobbes and Bloom County. There is no debating this.

Pogo, Little Nemo, and Krazy Kat enter singing Deck Us All with Boston Charlie.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Steve Canyon anyone? at December 20, 2023 09:27 PM (6jsBS)

155 I adopted Steve Dallas as my lifestyle coach. This may have been an mistake...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2023 09:27 PM (XeU6L)

156 The three best comic strips are Peanuts, Calvin and Hobbes and Bloom County.
There is no debating this.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Two out of three ain't bad. Dilbert replaces Bloom County or Peanuts, depending on how 29 you are.

And the other one stays only because The Far Side was usually a single panel, and thus not technically a "comic strip."

Posted by: mikeski at December 20, 2023 09:28 PM (DgGvY)

157 155 I adopted Steve Dallas as my lifestyle coach. This may have been an mistake...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2023 09:27 PM (XeU6L)

Better to have been Corbin Dallas

Posted by: LeeLou at December 20, 2023 09:30 PM (TTAGa)

158 I-80 is just as bad. Even when the weather is good. Fucking trucks.

But, we were on I-40 after a blue norther after Grandpa's funeral in 2002. Fucking nightmare.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger at December 20, 2023 09:25 PM (T/Lqj)

I assumed they were mostly on 40 to miss the bad weather. But I've driven 80 in summer. It's a long long long long road.

Oklahoma even has signs every half mile or so saying "Don't clog up the left lane, you douchebags!" I'm paraphrasing, but not by much. Needless to say they don't listen. But I don't pay attention to the speed limit, so....

Posted by: BurtTC at December 20, 2023 09:30 PM (/UsWI)

159 Lil’ Abner.

Posted by: Eromero at December 20, 2023 09:30 PM (NxC5+)

160 @152

>>Fuck off.

Well, that's pretty much unheard of in divorce, so I would say, your case was very special.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 20, 2023 09:31 PM (XV/Pl)

161 Calvin and Hobbes, The Far Side, Peanuts.

The Wizard of Id, Crock, BC and Bloom County are up There too.

I liked Funky Winkerbean when he was being a chicken on the high dive.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 20, 2023 09:32 PM (k0MVD)

162 Lil’ Abner.
Posted by: Eromero at December 20, 2023 09:30 PM (NxC5+)

Before my time. but I love the artwork.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger at December 20, 2023 09:32 PM (T/Lqj)

163 I liked Funky Winkerbean when he was being a chicken on the high dive.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 20, 2023 09:32 PM (k0MVD)

Hey! Sounds like me! Cuz I was.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger at December 20, 2023 09:34 PM (T/Lqj)

164 Umm. Nope. Wrong.
He got the cars, the house and the business. I was homeless with two little boys.

Then I got "child support." And the check wouldn't clear.

Fuck off.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 20, 2023 09:26 PM (k0MVD)

People told me the ex would get money, a vehicle, property, etc.

Eh, no. She basically got nothing, because interestingly enough, in order for the state to get involved in dividing up your stuff, she has to stick around longer.

So, silver lining and all that.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 20, 2023 09:34 PM (/UsWI)

165 Well, that's pretty much unheard of in divorce, so I would say, your case was very special.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

His gf accountant had been working with him for 18 months to show his business was losing a shitton of money. Of course, that was untrue and he had been giving discounts to customers who paid in cash, which he hid. And it was a fair amount of money.

But. I got my boys.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 20, 2023 09:35 PM (k0MVD)

166 Early Nood!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2023 09:36 PM (I8nLU)

167 Lil’ Abner.
Posted by: Eromero

Before my time. but I love the artwork.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Oh, I forgot Al Capp.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 20, 2023 09:37 PM (SAX5G)

168 But. I got my boys.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 20, 2023 09:35 PM (k0MVD)

*hugs*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger at December 20, 2023 09:37 PM (T/Lqj)

169 What’s the discount on a shitton?

Posted by: Eromero at December 20, 2023 09:38 PM (NxC5+)

170 Lil’ Abner & Pogo early days were superb. Both suffered later m/l from lib insanity syndrome.

And Li'l Abner gave us Julie Newmar as Stupefyin' Jones, so, bonus points.

Posted by: mindful webworker - shmoos anyone? at December 20, 2023 09:39 PM (6jsBS)

171
We left yesterday morning from Wyoming heading to South Carolina. We are in Lebanon, Tennessee now. The number of trucks is amazing

Was it here someone posted a picture on the back of a semi that said "Don't like trucks, then stop buying shit".

Posted by: four seasons at December 20, 2023 09:44 PM (9g3Qs)

172 Watching the Alberta Christmas town vid, the first thing that came to mind was...Oh...nice. And, then, it was...hey look at the idiot liberal wearing a surgical mask.

It's very convenient to be able to single out the people you don't want to interact with. I'm changing my mind about these masks.

Posted by: Orson at December 20, 2023 09:44 PM (dIske)

173 Banff?

*holds arms Canada far apart*

Missed it by THAT much.

Posted by: The_Guvhnah at December 20, 2023 09:44 PM (yg5LI)

174 Chateu Frontenac is readily visible... That's Quebec City.

Posted by: The_Guvhnah at December 20, 2023 09:47 PM (yg5LI)

175 Watching 'National Lampoons Christmas Vacation'. Those rednecks had a chance to get rid of Chevy Chase and didn't. Oh well.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 20, 2023 09:48 PM (sAmhv)

176 Ah, beautifful beautiffful Banffff.

Imagine how hard-hearted a man would have to be to leave Alberta at this most inviting time of the year.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 20, 2023 10:18 PM (FCs/J)

177 Hey, asswipe Ace, why is DeSantis going on MSNBC to kiss Morning Joe’s ring and cuck out for Mika; and to moan that he can’t appeal to American Patriots and whine that Nikki has locked up the warmonger vote?

Your criticism of Trump and his supporters are the bitter tears of a fucking loser who wishes upon a Disney groomer star that one day you could be as smart or wise as AllahPundit or Jonah big tits Goldberg.

Posted by: Not Fat Dumb Ron at December 20, 2023 11:14 PM (G2REX)

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