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In Leaked Video, IBM's CEO Admits That His Company Discriminates Against Whites and Asians In Hiring, Chops Employees' Bonuses For Hiring Too Many of These Disfavored Races

From Joe Biden's dog sniffs a lot of malarkey, the CEO is right on tape proudly announcing that people will have their pay cut if they hire too many Asians.

This isn't some DEI flunky. This is the head of the entire corporation.


James O'Keefe
@JamesOKeefeIII

All of this comes on the heels of IBM canceling advertising on @elonmusk
X platform just weeks ago: "IBM has zero tolerance for hate speech and discrimination and we have immediately suspended all advertising on X"


From Instapundit a couple of weeks ago: Air traffic control companies are relaxing the scores required on their entry tests, as well as permitting people with hearing and visual impairments to become air traffic controllers.

Oh -- and cognitive impairments. Air traffic control is an extremely stressful job. But I'm sure we can let in people with some shaky mental stability and all will be fine.

All in the name of diversity. Because nothing else matters.

Certainly not human lives.*

Instapundit says, correctly, that we will soon be enjoying "diversity plane crashes," and won't that be nice? We'll have so many more "firsts!" to celebrate.


* Unless they're black lives, of course, the only lives that truly matter. Which sets us up for an interesting conflict in the future-- what happens when a black life, which actually matters, is lost because an unqualified diversity doctor was operating on him? What will turn out to have higher priority in the progressive stack, the black life or the diversity opportunity? We'll just have to see as society literally crumbles and life expectancy plunging due to deaths that had been avoidable for the past 200 years suddenly becoming common again.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:03 PM




Comments

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1 off thread. Breitbart headline:
DISNEY STAR JONATHAN MAJORS DEMANDED HIS EX BEHAVE LIKE MICHELLE OBAMA

so he wanted her to use a strap-on?

Posted by: Fat Jonah of Krypton at December 14, 2023 02:04 PM (PwP1X)

2 First

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 14, 2023 02:04 PM (fxNFS)

3 IBM.

Do you?

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 14, 2023 02:05 PM (lZVy/)

4 It's hard for me to not hate these bastids.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2023 02:05 PM (qoGsy)

5 Could been first, but I read the content.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 14, 2023 02:06 PM (E76u7)

6 Man these corps have a big surprise coming. When affirmative action is wiped out by SCOTUS in about 18 months, IBM will get to pay a really big fine.

Get em some popcorn, big corps around the US are getting ready to melt some serious butter.

Oh - nine?

Posted by: Black JEM at December 14, 2023 02:06 PM (GZYu7)

7 I identify as a non-binary moron so, under social grievance politics, my first was really first and Ace should move me to the top or else it's actual violence being committed against me by people no where near me.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 14, 2023 02:06 PM (fxNFS)

8 Indian Wars has taken on a whole new meaning in this timeline.

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 14, 2023 02:06 PM (lZVy/)

9 That feels illegal.

Oh wait...I'm thinking in pre-fall of America times.

This is normal.

Please, continue.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 14, 2023 02:07 PM (GBKbO)

10 Ace: "Which sets us up for an interesting conflict in the future -- what happens when a black life, which actually matters, is lost because an unqualified diversity doctor was operating on him?"

Impeach Trump?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 14, 2023 02:07 PM (aXxgO)

11 Meanwhile, the Chinese graduate more engineers in a year than we have engineers in total. I'm sure this will end well.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 14, 2023 02:07 PM (CsUN+)

12 what happens when a black life, which actually matters, is lost because an unqualified diversity doctor was operating on him?

It gets better - the Party Line now is that black doctors should be treating black patients (since white and Asian doctors deliberately harm black patients).

So, we'll set up two apartheid medical systems, where black patients will be treated by diversity doctors and receive substandard care in the name of racial solidarity.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 14, 2023 02:07 PM (YAtuc)

13 Called the others in the thread below.

Posted by: gdgm+ at December 14, 2023 02:07 PM (Mvc4R)

14 what happens when a black life, which actually matters, is lost because an unqualified diversity doctor was operating on him?

it already happened and Dr Kermit did go to jail

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at December 14, 2023 02:08 PM (AcWfM)

15 6 Man these corps have a big surprise coming. When affirmative action is wiped out by SCOTUS in about 18 months, IBM will get to pay a really big fine.

Get em some popcorn, big corps around the US are getting ready to melt some serious butter.

Oh - nine?
Posted by: Black JEM at December 14, 2023 02:06 PM (GZYu7)

========

Hiring based on race is already illegal.

It's just that the conservative lawfare system sucks and probably doesn't care about this particular issue anyway.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 14, 2023 02:08 PM (GBKbO)

16 But be sure to work hard for these companies, and support the most favorable regulatory and tax environment for them. If you don't, you're not a superduper trueblue rockribbed megapatriot.

Posted by: let it all burn at December 14, 2023 02:08 PM (ttzpt)

17 I’ve Been Misled!

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at December 14, 2023 02:08 PM (IiS7y)

18 It gets better - the Party Line now is that black doctors should be treating black patients (since white and Asian doctors deliberately harm black patients).

So, we'll set up two apartheid medical systems, where black patients will be treated by diversity doctors and receive substandard care in the name of racial solidarity.


again - this is the story of Dr Gosnell basically

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at December 14, 2023 02:08 PM (AcWfM)

19 This isn't some DEI flunky. This is the head of the entire corporation.
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No. He IS a DEI flunky. He would never have been hired into that position if he didn't toe the DEI line.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 14, 2023 02:09 PM (7fElN)

20 Man these corps have a big surprise coming. When affirmative action is wiped out by SCOTUS in about 18 months, IBM will get to pay a really big fine.
Posted by: Black JEM


Not if the Dems retain control of the Blob.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 14, 2023 02:09 PM (IG4Id)

21 wait how about that other bitch who set up a BIPOC-only xmas party and accidentally Sent All?

that was fun

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at December 14, 2023 02:09 PM (AcWfM)

22 "Which sets us up for an interesting conflict in the future-- what happens when a black life, which actually matters, is lost because an unqualified diversity doctor was operating on him? What will turn out to have higher priority in the progressive stack, the black life or the diversity opportunity?"

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Well, the white patriarchy has set a racist standard of health since this country's founding. So both the diversity doctor and the victim retain their priority. It's the country as founded that's the problem. Where's a statue to tear down?

Posted by: bearski at December 14, 2023 02:09 PM (Bhsk7)

23 Instapundit says, correctly, that we will soon be enjoying "diversity plane crashes," and won't that be nice? We'll have so many more "firsts!" to celebrate.

DEI = EID: Ends In Dive.

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 14, 2023 02:09 PM (lZVy/)

24
Hare Krishna

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 14, 2023 02:09 PM (enJYY)

25 IBM = Incontinent Bowel Movements

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 14, 2023 02:09 PM (bDHsC)

26 I identify as a non-binary moron so, under social grievance politics, my first was really first and Ace should move me to the top or else it's actual violence being committed against me by people no where near me.
Posted by: Mallamutt

Whenever I was hauled into HR, only a few times really, I claimed to be gay and was being discriminated against. I skated every time.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2023 02:09 PM (qoGsy)

27 I guess I can enjoy thinking about how once the lefties shape America into the shithole of their dreams, they won't have me (whitey) to kick around anymore.

They'll get the "diversity" they push good and hard.

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 14, 2023 02:10 PM (JeYYB)

28 I understand IBM is working on their next breakthrough tech: laminated punch-cards. A stack will now slide 23.7% faster!

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 14, 2023 02:10 PM (aXxgO)

29 No. He IS a DEI flunky. He would never have been hired into that position if he didn't toe the DEI line.

once there are a certain percentage of Indian emigrants in a company, all the management level peeps will be Indian before long.

so who knows. it's extended nepotism.

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at December 14, 2023 02:10 PM (AcWfM)

30 This guy makes Indra Nooyi look like a red blooded Daughter of the American Revolution.

Posted by: browndog knows that area well at December 14, 2023 02:10 PM (TTAGa)

31 In Leaked Video, IBM's CEO Admits That His Company Discriminates Against Whites and Asians In Hiring

Pretty standard corporate practice now is that you have to get special approval from your superiors to hire a white male, and don't have to get approval from your superiors to hire anyone else.

Most people get the hint that they don't want to have to get that "special approval" too often.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 14, 2023 02:10 PM (YAtuc)

32 About as "inclusive" as one would expect.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 14, 2023 02:11 PM (RIvkX)

33 Dear Wipipo,

You a-holes should have checked youg g-d privilege while you were creating Western Civ, since you didn't you can unceremoniously all fuck off.

signed,

Your Betters

Posted by: kallisto at December 14, 2023 02:11 PM (zTDoA)

34 Nothing new. US Military has been doing this for 40 years.

One mark on Navy Enlisted evaluations is 'Equal Opportunity'... if you are marked even AVERAGE on this, it is the kiss of death for any Senior NCO advancement.

Add in they have Quotas for Race and Sex, in Senior Enlisted Promotion Boards?

All supposedly Legal.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 14, 2023 02:11 PM (xaFKb)

35 I'm going to stray from the conventional wisdom and admit, I want a room full of Corky Sherwood's doing that air traffic control stuff.

You get sound effects.

Posted by: Orson at December 14, 2023 02:11 PM (dIske)

36 once there are a certain percentage of Indian emigrants in a company, all the management level peeps will be Indian before long.

And they will all be upper-caste Indians.

Good luck trying to get hired as a lower-caste Indian by a Silicon Valley firm.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 14, 2023 02:12 PM (YAtuc)

37 I understand that corporations don't do this.

Also, that it is good that they do.

Posted by: blaster at December 14, 2023 02:12 PM (IFNME)

38 >>>Air traffic control is an extremely stressful job. But I'm sure we can let in people with some shaky mental stability and all will be fine.

---

Have we learned nothing from "Breaking Bad"?

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at December 14, 2023 02:12 PM (wzAuc)

39 33 Dear Wipipo,

You a-holes should have checked youg g-d privilege while you were creating Western Civ, since you didn't you can unceremoniously all fuck off.

signed,

Your Betters
Posted by: kallisto at December 14, 2023 02:11 PM (zTDoA)

========

I created nothing except a few under-read (DEEPLY under-read) books.

I am as responsible for the creation of Western Civilization as much as I am responsible for Isaac Newton's papers on mathematics.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 14, 2023 02:12 PM (GBKbO)

40 "Which sets us up for an interesting conflict in the future-- what happens when a black life, which actually matters, is lost because an unqualified diversity doctor was operating on him? "

What they are doing is calling into question the credentials and capabilities of any professional based on their race, which is something 99% of the population doesn't do right now. To wit, you want the best doctors, so you find those who are most skilled, period. Now you'll have to consider whether someone is being put forth as "qualified" to fill a quota, and therefore not really the beat at what they do.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 14, 2023 02:12 PM (IpdaE)

41 How come all the Big Tech CEOs are Pakistani or Indian?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 14, 2023 02:12 PM (xaFKb)

42 once there are a certain percentage of Indian emigrants in a company, all the management level peeps will be Indian before long.

It's the Dunkin Donuts template!

Posted by: kallisto at December 14, 2023 02:12 PM (zTDoA)

43 What are you bitching about Ace, how in the fuck do you think Arvind got the job?

Posted by: Hotspur at December 14, 2023 02:12 PM (w75HV)

44 A tear for the erstwhile small company that took over the computer world and became a household word.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 14, 2023 02:12 PM (KATBx)

45 Don’t forget, IBM also helped the Nazis automate the Holocaust.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 14, 2023 02:13 PM (bDHsC)

46 38 >>>Air traffic control is an extremely stressful job. But I'm sure we can let in people with some shaky mental stability and all will be fine.

---

Have we learned nothing from "Breaking Bad"?
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at December 14, 2023 02:12 PM (wzAuc)

=======

I learned that blue magic is the reason to go to Albuquerque.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 14, 2023 02:13 PM (GBKbO)

47 Meanwhile, the Chinese graduate more engineers in a year than we have engineers in total. I'm sure this will end well.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 14, 2023 02:07 PM (CsUN+)
==
Not that they can do much applied engineering work.

Posted by: Black JEM at December 14, 2023 02:13 PM (GZYu7)

48 > wait how about that other bitch who set up a BIPOC-only xmas party and accidentally Sent All?

Michelle Wu, Mayor of Boston.

Even better, instead of just rolling with it, they went out of the way to dis-invite the people they accidentally invited.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 14, 2023 02:13 PM (R38qh)

49 No, Ace, Harry Krishna IS a diversity hire.

Until they pulled him out of the mail room about a decade ago, he was a nobody. The shareholders in these formerly U.S. companies are systematically replacing white men with their own DEIs. It's just been going on for long enough now that they've installed these funny named people in the executive suites.

If you want to know why this country doesn't have any sane corporations anymore, look at who the shareholders are. This is not an accident.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 14, 2023 02:13 PM (dGCAG)

50 Arvid Krishna

Is that Harry's brother?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 14, 2023 02:14 PM (W/lyH)

51 Even better, instead of just rolling with it, they went out of the way to dis-invite the people they accidentally invited.


I know I loved that part the most!

amazing

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at December 14, 2023 02:14 PM (AcWfM)

52 I am as responsible for the creation of Western Civilization as much as I am responsible for Isaac Newton's papers on mathematics.

wtf, did you just materialize on planet earf?

you *do* have ancestors, right?

The sins of the fathers are being expiated by the sons

Posted by: kallisto at December 14, 2023 02:14 PM (zTDoA)

53 All in the name of diversity. Because nothing else matters.

A remarkable part of the smooth functioning of society is done by highly competent 50-year-old white guys, and we're going to find out what happens when you refuse to hire white guys.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 14, 2023 02:14 PM (YAtuc)

54 It gets better - the Party Line now is that black doctors should be treating black patients (since white and Asian doctors deliberately harm black patients).

So, we'll set up two apartheid medical systems, where black patients will be treated by diversity doctors and receive substandard care in the name of racial solidarity.


And when the mortality rates for black patients skyrocket, it will somehow still be my fault.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 14, 2023 02:14 PM (CsUN+)

55
I can carry a grudge a long, long time. CP/M was an infinitely better operating system over Bill Gates' product - DOS. I thought the boneheads at IBM were dumber then a box of rocks for signing on with that stooge.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 14, 2023 02:15 PM (enJYY)

56 Welcome to Big X. It doesn't matter what "X" is. Any big corporation, school, government, etc. is going down this road or has already done so. Race-based (and sex-based) hiring is the norm.

Candidate quality is *not* the primary point. The process flow for hiring used to be "hire the best person you can afford." It was fairly simple in terms of rules. Hard to execute, but simple from a rules standpoint. No longer.

At best, it's now "rank all the best candidates and pick the best non-white or non-male candidate available unless the white or male candidate has a commanding lead." At worst, it's "hire the best non-white or non-male candidate available, no matter what - or don't fill the position."

These corps tie manager and executive compensation to race-based hiring. DEI percentages in bonuses are often very high. If half of your bonus depends on hitting your DEI goals, you'll damn well hit them. Bonus funding also serves for collective punishment and reward. If your division doesn't hit the goal, bonus will be cut for the entire division - even for non-manager employees. This creates upward and downward pressure to do as much as DEI hiring as possible.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 14, 2023 02:15 PM (zxP/x)

57 Watch out whitey!

Posted by: The Chutiya Army at December 14, 2023 02:15 PM (RilAR)

58 Michelle Wu, Mayor of Boston.

Who's married to a white guy.

Guess he wasn't invited to the party.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 14, 2023 02:15 PM (YAtuc)

59 52 I am as responsible for the creation of Western Civilization as much as I am responsible for Isaac Newton's papers on mathematics.

wtf, did you just materialize on planet earf?

you *do* have ancestors, right?

The sins of the fathers are being expiated by the sons
Posted by: kallisto at December 14, 2023 02:14 PM (zTDoA)

=========

Actually...yes, I did just materialize on planet Earth. Are we not held accountable for our own actions and not those of anyone else?

That's what would make sense.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 14, 2023 02:15 PM (GBKbO)

60 These are the assholes who crowbarred SystemD into Linux and are trying to force us to use Wayland. That they don’t think I’m a person is kinda par for the course.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at December 14, 2023 02:15 PM (ORvzt)

61 >>>Air traffic control is an extremely stressful job. But I'm sure we can let in people with some shaky mental stability and all will be fine.

---

But "Pushing Tin" taught me this was just fine!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 14, 2023 02:15 PM (N3zMI)

62 what happens when a black life, which actually matters, is lost because an unqualified diversity doctor was operating on him? What will turn out to have higher priority in the progressive stack,

A bunch of lefty pundits and pols have argued that leftists should have higher priority when it comes to healthcare.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 14, 2023 02:16 PM (XqcwY)

63 Big Blue now Shades of Darkest Off-White.

Catch the fever!

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 14, 2023 02:16 PM (aXxgO)

64 How come all the Big Tech CEOs are Pakistani or Indian?

They are certainly overrepresented. I think the answer is that they're the smart ones who came to this country to study, and they sure as hell didn't go into the "Studies" departments. They're engineers, because that's what smart people do.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 14, 2023 02:16 PM (CsUN+)

65
what happens when a black life, which actually matters, is lost because an unqualified diversity doctor was operating on him?

That's like arguing with Nomad or Landru until they blow up.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 14, 2023 02:16 PM (63Dwl)

66 Hiring based on race is already illegal.

It's just that the conservative lawfare system sucks and probably doesn't care about this particular issue anyway.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 14, 2023 02:08 PM (GBKbO)


Team "More H1B Visas" not caring about racial discrimination in hiring? C'mon, man.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 14, 2023 02:16 PM (1Z8zZ)

67 Most of the LIVs I know are complaining about the long, long wait times they now face to see doctors.

I ask them "Don't you support Obamacare and providing health care to undocumented workers?"

And...then they stop talking about it.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 14, 2023 02:17 PM (XqcwY)

68 Sell IBM short.
Their competition is cherry picking their cast offs.
IBM is setting itself up for failure.

Imagine the tranny engineer whose neo vagina that smells like rotten corpses at a planning session on the shop floor.

" Excuse me, I have to go dialate now"

Posted by: torabora at December 14, 2023 02:17 PM (OUiUM)

69 It's hard for me to not hate these bastids.
Posted by: Tonypete
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My sense of Christian charity is constantly tested these days.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 14, 2023 02:17 PM (XeU6L)

70 As a reminder, the former GM of my division said this on a quarterly update call earlier this year when talking about DEI requirements for hiring:
It is not longer just about hiring the best candidate. It's about hiring the best candidate who also contributes to our diversity.

This, again, is the *norm* in big companies and organizations now.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 14, 2023 02:17 PM (zxP/x)

71 I hope Musk has some fun with this on X. Broadcast it far and wide.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 14, 2023 02:17 PM (mupln)

72 Everyone of these DEI corporations need to be confiscated, shut down and have their assets seized

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 14, 2023 02:17 PM (jbnUc)

73 58 Michelle Wu, Mayor of Boston.

Who's married to a white guy.

Guess he wasn't invited to the party.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 14, 2023 02:15 PM (YAtuc)
***

Welcome to the party, pal!

*obscure Christmas movie reference*

Posted by: Diogenes at December 14, 2023 02:17 PM (W/lyH)

74 I'm slowly coming to believe that educated shitweazels from India are a greater threat to this country than other races that immigrate here. Dot Indians and muzzies. Leftists and illegals.

This country is so fucking boned.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 14, 2023 02:17 PM (BdMk6)

75 I created nothing except a few under-read (DEEPLY under-read) books.

I am as responsible for the creation of Western Civilization as much as I am responsible for Isaac Newton's papers on mathematics.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 14, 2023 02:12 PM (GBKbO)

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Huh?

I'm partly responsible for Western civilization because I got married before having children, raising children that are functioning, non-dependants, I get involved in my community, pay taxes, clean litter, keep my yard neat and clean, learn about history, geography, math, and science, follow laws to the best of my ability, vote, show civility to all, and participate in general social contracts (don't dress in pajamas in public for example).

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 14, 2023 02:18 PM (JeYYB)

76 Anyone ask the CEO of IBM how many Dhalit or Untouchables he has hired?

Ever work with Indians? They are some of the most racist people I have ever met. Wrong Caste? You are less than the dust beneath their shoes.

Posted by: rd at December 14, 2023 02:18 PM (+HYB/)

77 67 Most of the LIVs I know are complaining about the long, long wait times they now face to see doctors.

I ask them "Don't you support Obamacare and providing health care to undocumented workers?"

And...then they stop talking about it.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 14, 2023 02:17 PM (XqcwY)

=========

"Also, did you know that more than a decade after the passage of the ACA with promises that it would decrease the number of uninsured, the percentage of the population that is uninsured remains unchanged? Would you support the repeal of the ACA, or would you rage on Facebook about how someone trying to repeal it is trying to kill people?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 14, 2023 02:18 PM (GBKbO)

78 Team "More H1B Visas" not caring about racial discrimination in hiring? C'mon, man.

Was talking with a friend in HR. He said that at his (tech) company they've been told that ANY submission for a visa will get approved because "Biden is interested in getting as many of these people in the country and keeping them here as possible"

Posted by: 18-1 at December 14, 2023 02:18 PM (XqcwY)

79 How come all the Big Tech CEOs are Pakistani or Indian?
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 14, 2023 02:12 PM (xaFKb)

Merit! 100% merit. The same reason Cummala Harris is the Veep and Taylor Swift is Time's Man of the Year.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 14, 2023 02:18 PM (dGCAG)

80 74 I'm slowly coming to believe that educated shitweazels from India are a greater threat to this country than other races that immigrate here. Dot Indians and muzzies. Leftists and illegals.

This country is so fucking boned.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 14, 2023 02:17 PM (BdMk6)

Their culture is not American, that is for sure.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 14, 2023 02:19 PM (xaFKb)

81 70 As a reminder, the former GM of my division said this on a quarterly update call earlier this year when talking about DEI requirements for hiring:
It is not longer just about hiring the best candidate. It's about hiring the best candidate who also contributes to our diversity.

This, again, is the *norm* in big companies and organizations now.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

--------------------------

Was he 'former' because he's been promoted?

Posted by: bearski at December 14, 2023 02:19 PM (Bhsk7)

82 BTW, the New York Times is now deliberately altering quotes to help Joe Biden.

Hunter Biden said:

“Let me state as clearly as I can: My father was not financially involved in my business.”

The New York Times reported the quote as:

“Let me state as clearly as I can: My father was not involved in my business.”

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 14, 2023 02:19 PM (YAtuc)

83 I created nothing except a few under-read (DEEPLY under-read) books.

-

At which point you promote and propagate Western Civilization.

Heck, just staying married and teaching your kids the Golden Rule is horrible Western Civilizationacy.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's confirmed internet persona at December 14, 2023 02:19 PM (qZ7rd)

84 My first wife was tarded. She’s a pilot now.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 14, 2023 02:19 PM (uKeRS)

85 I am as responsible for the creation of Western Civilization as much as I am responsible for Isaac Newton's papers on mathematics.

I was speaking with the voice of a Leftard, do they ever make sense?

it was ironic

Posted by: kallisto at December 14, 2023 02:19 PM (zTDoA)

86 Instapundit says, correctly, that we will soon be enjoying "diversity plane crashes," and won't that be nice? We'll have so many more "firsts!" to celebrate.

DEI = EID: Ends In Dive.
Posted by: Joe Mama at December 14, 2023 02:09 PM (lZVy/)


The Biden Administration has announced a new program to train displaced military-aged male Gazans to be air traffic controllers. Aloha Snackbar!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 14, 2023 02:19 PM (1Z8zZ)

87 Michelle Wu, Mayor of Boston.

Who's married to a white guy.


Married. Hump.

He demands sex at least once a month and gets mad if I don't use a ton of lube on him first.

Posted by: Mayor Wu warming up her strap on at December 14, 2023 02:20 PM (XqcwY)

88 Irony: Liberals promote unqualified candidates because they are a minority. They go on to largely serve the minority community, leading to worse outcomes, which is then blamed on racism. 😐

Posted by: Marcus T at December 14, 2023 02:20 PM (IpdaE)

89 A remarkable part of the smooth functioning of society is done by highly competent 50-year-old white guys, and we're going to find out what happens when you refuse to hire white guys.

It's common knowledge that IBM is a slow, lumbering dinosaur slated for the tar pits. Those white guys aren't going away, they'll just go to work for the rising, nimble stars of the future; the ones that will comprise the American economy in 20 years.

The silver linings are there if you look for them.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 14, 2023 02:20 PM (CsUN+)

90
Tower: 'TWA 130, you're cleared to land on 7'

TWA 130: 'Uh, tower, we landed thirty minutes ago...'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 14, 2023 02:20 PM (XeU6L)

91 Whenever I was hauled into HR, only a few times really, I claimed to be gay and was being discriminated against. I skated every time.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2023


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I'll have to remember that!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 14, 2023 02:20 PM (J2vNu)

92 Imma getting tired of all the 7-11 dot head CEOs.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 14, 2023 02:20 PM (tlsIq)

93 WHITES NEED NOT APPLY

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 14, 2023 02:20 PM (guGkK)

94 76 Anyone ask the CEO of IBM how many Dhalit or Untouchables he has hired?

Ever work with Indians? They are some of the most racist people I have ever met. Wrong Caste? You are less than the dust beneath their shoes.
Posted by: rd at December 14, 2023 02:18 PM (+HYB/)

Yup, and first time you meet them, the best tactic is to wear a nice suit... found that out working IT for some Indian Doctors.

If I met them in actual work attire... I was treated like crap... meet them in a suit? I guess I was upper caste then.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 14, 2023 02:20 PM (xaFKb)

95 88 Irony: Liberals promote unqualified candidates because they are a minority. They go on to largely serve the minority community, leading to worse outcomes, which is then blamed on racism. 😐


Yep! Welcome to Philadelphia!

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at December 14, 2023 02:21 PM (AcWfM)

96 Anyway the future of this country is Chindia.

They're going to push out the other BIPOCs in time, just like they're doing to whitey right now.

they are pretty impressed with themselves

Posted by: kallisto at December 14, 2023 02:21 PM (zTDoA)

97 I believe Chevy Chase played an air traffic controller

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 14, 2023 02:21 PM (s5c1p)

98 They are certainly overrepresented. I think the answer is that they're the smart ones who came to this country to study, and they sure as hell didn't go into the "Studies" departments. They're engineers, because that's what smart people do.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 14, 2023 02:16 PM (CsUN+)

Since when does being a CEO require an engineering background?

Posted by: BurtTC at December 14, 2023 02:21 PM (dGCAG)

99 what happens when a black life, which actually matters, is lost because an unqualified diversity doctor was operating on him?
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Oh, that one's easy.

See also: Black man shot by black man/cop

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at December 14, 2023 02:21 PM (TzW+Y)

100 Was he 'former' because he's been promoted?
Posted by: bearski at December 14, 2023 02:19 PM (Bhsk7)
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No. My company is management-heavy and is also being acquired. A lot of people at Sr Director and VP have left this year out of self-interest. He was one of them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 14, 2023 02:21 PM (zxP/x)

101 85 I was speaking with the voice of a Leftard, do they ever make sense?

it was ironic
Posted by: kallisto at December 14, 2023 02:19 PM (zTDoA)

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Yes. I understood that. It's a loosey-goosey conversation. Sometimes responses are serious. Sometimes they're sarcastic. Sometimes they're serious in tone but sarcastic in intent.

Best to just flow rather than remain stuck.

Even if I had misunderstood, better to react with humor than indignation. It's more fun that way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 14, 2023 02:21 PM (GBKbO)

102 what happens when a black life, which actually matters, is lost because an unqualified diversity doctor was operating on him?

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We have this scenario now with murders, no? The only ones that matter are not the majority of black-on-black ones, but the few that involve a white on black, usually as a matter of self-defense. The scenario you describe will get no coverage.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 14, 2023 02:21 PM (KSNKu)

103 My sense of Christian charity is constantly tested these days.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 14, 2023 02:17 PM (XeU6L)

What we need is smiting. Lots and lots of smiting.

Posted by: A smitefest from Smitey McSmiteface at December 14, 2023 02:22 PM (wtpA4)

104 A remarkable part of the smooth functioning of society is done by highly competent 50-year-old white guys, and we're going to find out what happens when you refuse to hire white guys.

--

You finally figure out the math to get astronauts to the moon.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's confirmed internet persona at December 14, 2023 02:22 PM (qZ7rd)

105 > It is not longer just about hiring the best candidate. It's about hiring the best candidate who also contributes to our diversity.

All through school, I heard the argument that affirmative action only meant if you have two equally well qualified finalists for a job, give preference to the "diverse" one.

Even middle school bonhomme knew that was BS. How often do you have two job applicant finalists who are equally well qualified?

Looks like the mask is finally fallen off.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 14, 2023 02:22 PM (R38qh)

106 Anyone ask the CEO of IBM how many Dhalit or Untouchables he has hired?

Ever work with Indians? They are some of the most racist people I have ever met. Wrong Caste? You are less than the dust beneath their shoes.
Posted by: rd

Word. JPMorgan Chase has entered the chat. The second worst fist fight I ever witnessed during work was between some Brahmin class a-hole and a lower class Indian fella. Raj got his ass kicked btw.

(The top ranked fight was between Ethiopian and Eritrean women. They were truly trying to kill each other.)

Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2023 02:22 PM (qoGsy)

107 4 It's hard for me to not hate these bastids.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2023 02:05 PM (qoGsy)

I do - this just reinforces my ire and furious anger at Big Blue. They've done everything possible to soil any goodness that came from Upper New York.

Eight lines of doom, IGS used to say...

Posted by: Pinochet Air Flight Attendant at December 14, 2023 02:22 PM (zL/eJ)

108 From Instapundit a couple of weeks ago: Air traffic control companies are relaxing the scores required on their entry tests, as well as permitting people with hearing and visual impairments to become air traffic controllers.


WHAT DID YOU SAY? I'M WIRED? NO, I DID NOT DRINK ANY COFFEE. THANK YOU THOUGH.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 14, 2023 02:22 PM (dNGXd)

109 Everyone of these DEI corporations need to be confiscated, shut down and have their assets seized
Posted by: Dr. Claw


Yeah, that doesn't play into the hands of neo-marxists or anything.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 14, 2023 02:22 PM (IG4Id)

110 Even if I had misunderstood, better to react with humor than indignation. It's more fun that way.

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Imma wait 'til the thread is over and lash out angrily.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's confirmed internet persona at December 14, 2023 02:22 PM (qZ7rd)

111 This, again, is the *norm* in big companies and organizations now.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)



Delta Airlines promised that Diversity will be the primary determinant of who is hired for its flight crews, apparently without much regard to experience and skill.

Flyer beware.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 14, 2023 02:23 PM (guGkK)

112 105 > It is not longer just about hiring the best candidate. It's about hiring the best candidate who also contributes to our diversity.

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Often it's not even a good candidate. Just one that meets the needs of a diversity hire.

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 14, 2023 02:23 PM (JeYYB)

113 Ever work with Indians? They are some of the most racist people I have ever met. Wrong Caste? You are less than the dust beneath their shoes.
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Triple that for a Dot Head raised in South Africa. Fuck.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 14, 2023 02:23 PM (tlsIq)

114 Yet they tell me that this isn't discrimination.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 14, 2023 02:23 PM (hH3Px)

115 Just a few years ago, I was getting a job with a well-known high tech company. My boss told me later that the offer was delayed for an extra few days because he had to sign off that there was no other non-white candidate who had equal or better qualifications.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 14, 2023 02:23 PM (RHGPo)

116 Actually...yes, I did just materialize on planet Earth. Are we not held accountable for our own actions and not those of anyone else?

That's what would make sense.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 14, 2023 02:15 PM (GBKbO)
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You've landed on the WRONG planet, bub...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 14, 2023 02:23 PM (7fElN)

117 If the retard gets reelected they capture the Supreme Court.
Elephant in the ballot booth.

Posted by: torabora at December 14, 2023 02:23 PM (OUiUM)

118 110 Imma wait 'til the thread is over and lash out angrily.
Posted by: Nikki Haley's confirmed internet persona at December 14, 2023 02:22 PM (qZ7rd)

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"NO ONE WILL WITNESS MY FLAILING!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 14, 2023 02:23 PM (GBKbO)

119 It's about hiring the best candidate who also contributes to our diversity.

Posted by: Joe Mannix
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This is sound policy.

Posted by: Stockton Rush, bottom feeder food at December 14, 2023 02:23 PM (XeU6L)

120 72
And the seized assets should be paid out as reparations to victims of black on _______ crimes.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 14, 2023 02:23 PM (jbnUc)

121 this is the story of Dr Gosnell basically
Posted by: BlackOrchid


Beat me to it. Kermit anesthetized a black immigrant woman to death. In addition to all the black babies he killed.

Posted by: mikeski at December 14, 2023 02:23 PM (wqjuY)

122 Hinduism isn’t any better than Islam. They’re both shitty ideologies.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 14, 2023 02:24 PM (bDHsC)

123 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 14, 2023 02:21 PM (GBKbO)

I don't get it.

Posted by: kallisto at December 14, 2023 02:24 PM (zTDoA)

124 Arvid is a Norwegian name. Where does this nobody get the permission to use it?

Posted by: Nordisk Tidende at December 14, 2023 02:24 PM (83IzV)

125 The one mil ATC guy I knew chained smoked Camels and drank his bourbon neat by the bottle when he was off duty. I also don't think he ever slept.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 14, 2023 02:24 PM (IpdaE)

126 123 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 14, 2023 02:21 PM (GBKbO)

I don't get it.
Posted by: kallisto at December 14, 2023 02:24 PM (zTDoA)

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Neither do I.

*weeps bitterly but manfully*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 14, 2023 02:24 PM (GBKbO)

127 We have this scenario now with murders, no? The only ones that matter are not the majority of black-on-black ones, but the few that involve a white on black, usually as a matter of self-defense. The scenario you describe will get no coverage.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 14, 2023 02:21 PM (KSNKu)

Which is pretty fucking racist when you think about it. Black lives don't matter when they're killing each other because you can't make political hay out of it. And the subtext is they're just unredeemable savages anyway acting in accordance with their animalistic violent nature. So who cares.

Posted by: British colonialists were less racist at December 14, 2023 02:24 PM (wtpA4)

128 I fail to see the problem with this policy.

Posted by: Claudine Gay, Lesbian and Ph.D. at December 14, 2023 02:24 PM (guGkK)

129 From Instapundit a couple of weeks ago: Air traffic control companies are relaxing the scores required on their entry tests, as well as permitting people with hearing and visual impairments to become air traffic controllers.


WHAT DID YOU SAY? I'M WIRED? NO, I DID NOT DRINK ANY COFFEE. THANK YOU THOUGH.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 14, 2023 02:22 PM (dNGXd)
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United 413 Heavy, turn to heading 410 and maintain present altitude.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 14, 2023 02:24 PM (W/lyH)

130 54 It gets better - the Party Line now is that black doctors should be treating black patients (since white and Asian doctors deliberately harm black patients).

So, we'll set up two apartheid medical systems, where black patients will be treated by diversity doctors and receive substandard care in the name of racial solidarity.

And when the mortality rates for black patients skyrocket, it will somehow still be my fault.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 14, 2023 02:14 PM (CsUN+

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What was the name of the LA Hospital that they finally shut down because they were killing so many patients through sheer incompetence and negligence?

People would go in for a minor procedure and end up in a body bag?

Posted by: rd at December 14, 2023 02:25 PM (bjEMY)

131 It is not longer just about hiring the best candidate. It's about hiring the best candidate who also contributes to our diversity.

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The funny part is to realize the inevitable:

Imagine just how refined and so much better the white candidates have become over the last few decades to attempt to have even the slightest shot at those jobs.

You thought those honkey mofos were the top level of candidates *before*?

Posted by: Nikki Haley's confirmed internet persona at December 14, 2023 02:25 PM (qZ7rd)

132 I'm afraid, Dave. You oppressing colonizing cracker.

Posted by: HAL in 2024- A Space Diversity at December 14, 2023 02:25 PM (LaNzR)

133 Often it's not even a good candidate. Just one that meets the needs of a diversity hire.
Posted by: Seems Legit at December 14, 2023 02:23 PM (JeYYB)
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It doesn't need to be a good candidate - just the "best candidate that contributes to our diversity."

A highly-qualified white man with a sterling track record does not "contribute to our diversity." A poorly-qualified Latino with no track record does "contribute to our diversity" - yet is still better than an unqualified black woman with a poor track record who would also "contribute to our diversity."

So the poorly-qualified Latino with no track record will get the hiring preference.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 14, 2023 02:25 PM (zxP/x)

134 If you don like Asians so much, why are you embracing the CCP's social credit system? To Brahmins, the Caste system is their bread and ghee.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 14, 2023 02:25 PM (nnp+f)

135 willowed - topical

"355 and SURJ, an organization dedicated to "organizing white people for racial justice."
_____

Justice is justice, racial justice is something other than justice"

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 14, 2023 02:26 PM (fs1hN)

136 I watch a Paki and an Indian fight over in the desert. Both Muslims, but the countries still hate each other. Indian whipped his ass.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 14, 2023 02:26 PM (R4t5M)

137 Don't the Eldridge Anus-Cleavers in that White House Brown Christmas Buttcracker video have a problem with Tchaikovsky? He not just white... He's... he's RUSSIAN!!!

*DUNH DUNH DUNH*

Posted by: Yudhishthira Florian Maria Hohenzollern von Schloengishugen, Liechtensteinian Usurper at December 14, 2023 02:26 PM (0FoWg)

138 What we need is smiting. Lots and lots of smiting.
Posted by: A smitefest from Smitey McSmiteface at December 14, 2023 02:22 PM (wtpA4)
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I'll fetch the bears.

Posted by: Elisha at December 14, 2023 02:26 PM (ScR16)

139 On some occasions, ATCs can't get much more relaxed.

The Seattle Times, Boeing & Aerospace Business Nation & World Politics
'Air traffic controllers pushed to the brink,' Dec. 4, 2023

It begins, "One air traffic controller went into work drunk this summer and joked about “making big money buzzed.” Another routinely smoked marijuana during breaks. A third employee threatened violence and then “aggressively pushed” a colleague who was directing airplanes.

The incidents were extreme examples, but they fit into a pattern that reveals glaring vulnerabilities in one of the most important protective layers of the nation’s aviation safety system.

In the past two years, air traffic controllers and others have submitted hundreds of complaints to a Federal Aviation Administration hotline describing issues like dangerous staffing shortages, mental health problems and deteriorating buildings, some infested by bugs and black mold."

Much more follows & it's not all negative, for example: "Many controllers are aviation enthusiasts who are drawn to the job because it can pay six figures. Some relish the opportunity to earn more by working overtime."

Posted by: L - They don't have to outrun the bear, they only need to outrun us - for now at December 14, 2023 02:26 PM (GshMh)

140 You thought those honkey mofos were the top level of candidates *before*?


yeppers

male Jewish doctors ftw!!!

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at December 14, 2023 02:26 PM (AcWfM)

141 What they are doing is calling into question the credentials and capabilities of any professional based on their race, which is something 99% of the population doesn't do right now.

No, I think it's something 99% won't publicly admit to doing but many do in fact do. And they should. The legal profession, for example, aggressively hires women and minorities whenever it can and often without regard to ability, as opposed to credentials. The destruction of our credentialing system has been undertaken to achieve this very result. You should be wary/skeptical when you're greeted with this kind of inorganic diversity. Or don't be. it's not like people consult lawyers when important interests are at stake or anything.

Posted by: The legal profession is becoming a real shitshow, and I doubt it's limited to the legal profession at December 14, 2023 02:26 PM (ttzpt)

142 Our neighbor is 100% Indian, but is catholic.

Also drives a lifted pick-up, listens to bluegrass and CW music.

Loves beef.

He can tell us stories for hours about life in India.

Usually starts with' The people are stupid, and the place is filthy'.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 14, 2023 02:26 PM (hH3Px)

143 "Oh -- and cognitive impairments. Air traffic control is an extremely stressful job. But I'm sure we can let in people with some shaky mental stability and all will be fine.

All in the name of diversity. Because nothing else matters."

It's okay, Ace - flying hurts da Earf and we need less people flying about anyway. Unless it's John Kerry or Al Gore, who can totes fly anywhere because *they're* important. Very important.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 14, 2023 02:26 PM (5aFbR)

144 33 year old Canadian "journalist" who was a vaccine super-fan and who argued anyone who refused the jab should be fired has suddenly died of a coincidence.

https://is.gd/KwWDTD

Posted by: bonhomme at December 14, 2023 02:27 PM (R38qh)

145 I've been out of the corporate world but what I'm hearing are clear civil and labor rights violations.

I know, we live in clown world.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 14, 2023 02:27 PM (RIvkX)

146 122 Hinduism isn’t any better than Islam. They’re both shitty ideologies.
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Hindus have Fantastic Gods that have powers. Elephants and six armed Super Heroes. Basic sanitation has avoided the congregation, though.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 14, 2023 02:28 PM (tlsIq)

147 I've never been quite sure how the Indian caste system worked. How does a high-caste Indian identify a low-caste Indian? What are the signs?

If a high-caste and low-caste meet but are both wearing nice suits, can the high-caste recognize the low-caste immediately? Or does the nature of the interaction identify who belongs to which caste?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 14, 2023 02:28 PM (7fElN)

148 Mike Hammer: Tower: 'TWA 130, you're cleared to land on 7'

TWA 130: 'Uh, tower, we landed thirty minutes ago...'


Tower: 'But have I answered all your questions in a satisfying and courteous manner?'

Posted by: Grounded Vindaloop at December 14, 2023 02:28 PM (aXxgO)

149 Does this wuota apply to dot Indians like the CEO?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 14, 2023 02:28 PM (EGSGm)

150 No. My company is management-heavy and is also being acquired. A lot of people at Sr Director and VP have left this year out of self-interest. He was one of them.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 14, 2023 02:21 PM (zxP/x)

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Here's hoping the new management is merit based. And if it is, gotta find a way to send me a DM cuz you got a corporate unicorn. Heck, I'd be the janitor there... :-)

Posted by: bearski at December 14, 2023 02:28 PM (Bhsk7)

151 The woke streams will cross when a DEI flight controller error leads to a Spirit Airlines crash over Inglewood. But it won't lead to any reconsideration of reflection.

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at December 14, 2023 02:28 PM (XYZ7P)

152 In 100 words or less, describe the reason for the creation of the nation of Pakistan.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 14, 2023 02:28 PM (hH3Px)

153 145 I've been out of the corporate world but what I'm hearing are clear civil and labor rights violations.

I know, we live in clown world.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 14, 2023 02:27 PM (RIvkX)

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"We would fight this, but then our donors would have to increase their personnel budgets across the corporate world."
-The Conservative Lawfare Apparatus

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 14, 2023 02:28 PM (GBKbO)

154 Many Catholics in Sri Lanka and west coast of India.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 14, 2023 02:28 PM (R4t5M)

155 If you want to know why this country doesn't have any sane corporations anymore, look at who the shareholders are. This is not an accident.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 14, 2023 02:13 PM (dGCAG)


A set of people, all highly connected, magically out-performs the market year after year... or gets massive government contracts... or both. This set of people then enforces a system which perpetuates and expands a classist society which further benefits these people, their patrons, and their progeny.

The current public front of this system is the WEF... an organization dedicated, by their own writings, to reducing the human population of Earth by ~91% and leaving primarily Asians (including Indians) as they are, societally, well conditioned to accept strict regimentation and an ironclad class hierarchy.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 14, 2023 02:28 PM (1Z8zZ)

156 The solution will be for black patients to get the best white and asian doctors, and white and asian patients to get the worst doctors.

Posted by: Harun at December 14, 2023 02:29 PM (c2WeP)

157 I've been out of the corporate world but what I'm hearing are clear civil and labor rights violations.

I know, we live in clown world.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 14, 2023 02:27 PM (RIvkX)
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As far as I know, all of this stuff - the racial/sexual hiring preferences, the tying of compensation to race or sex quotas, the collective reward and punishment for the quotas, etc. - is pretty obviously illegal.

Putting race and sex over candidate competence and quality is a clear violation of fiduciary responsibility to shareholders.

It doesn't matter. As you said, clown world.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 14, 2023 02:29 PM (zxP/x)

158 That Arvind Krishna looks like he belongs in a 7-11.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 14, 2023 02:29 PM (FjlUt)

159 Usually starts with' The people are stupid, and the place is filthy'.
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Well, yes.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 14, 2023 02:29 PM (tlsIq)

160 > Ever work with Indians? They are some of the most racist people I have ever met. Wrong Caste? You are less than the dust beneath their shoes.

Some of the most racist tirades I've ever heard in my life were voiced by dark brown Indians who were affronted by someone who was slightly darker brown than they were.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 14, 2023 02:30 PM (R38qh)

161 Sure. Everyone ignores Harry Rama.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 14, 2023 02:30 PM (krqg6)

162 A remarkable part of the smooth functioning of society is done by highly competent 50-year-old white guys, and we're going to find out what happens when you refuse to hire white guys.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 14, 2023 02:14 PM (YAtuc)


It's almost as if an imploding private submarine were a canary dropping dead but no one is looking in the cage.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 14, 2023 02:30 PM (1Z8zZ)

163 I've never been quite sure how the Indian caste system worked. How does a high-caste Indian identify a low-caste Indian? What are the signs?

There's an app.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 14, 2023 02:30 PM (guGkK)

164 What was the name of the LA Hospital that they finally shut down because they were killing so many patients through sheer incompetence and negligence?

Martin Luther King Jr. Community Hospital

.. The Guardian and the NYTimes used it as an example of "separate but equal" hospital care

Posted by: SMOD at December 14, 2023 02:31 PM (RHGPo)

165 In 100 words or less, describe the reason for the creation of the nation of Pakistan.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 14, 2023 02:28 PM (hH3Px)
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Muslims couldn't get along with Hindus, and vice-versa.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 14, 2023 02:31 PM (ScR16)

166 A remarkable part of the smooth functioning of society is done by highly competent 50-year-old white guys, and we're going to find out what happens when you refuse to hire white guys.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 14, 2023 02:14 PM (YAtuc)



Yooo hoo! Oh, boys! Lookee here!!!

Posted by: South Africa at December 14, 2023 02:31 PM (guGkK)

167 > I've been out of the corporate world but what I'm hearing are clear civil and labor rights violations.

I'm sorry, what?

Posted by: Civil Rights Div of the DOJ at December 14, 2023 02:31 PM (R38qh)

168 147 I've never been quite sure how the Indian caste system worked. How does a high-caste Indian identify a low-caste Indian? What are the signs?
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Examine their DNA. This caste thing is over 8k years old.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 14, 2023 02:32 PM (tlsIq)

169 IBM's CEO Admits That His Company Discriminates Against Whites and Asians In Hiring

Arvind Krishna??

Then how the fuck did you get hired, buddy???

Posted by: Archer at December 14, 2023 02:32 PM (gmo/4)

170 Look up the 800 Year Holocaust. The Indian subcontinent was hell on Earth.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 14, 2023 02:32 PM (R4t5M)

171 I've heard exactly this same talk and observed this same blatantly discriminatory behavior in every company I have worked at for the past 20 years. All of them were huge public companies. It is difficult to get hired or promoted if you are a white male anymore at any large public corporation. It is wild to watch all of the corporate move/hire announcements - it is almost all women and POC. And all those corporations have % quotas for women and POC for all positions by 2025 or 2030.

Posted by: Brian at December 14, 2023 02:33 PM (sOehV)

172 160 > Ever work with Indians? They are some of the most racist people I have ever met. Wrong Caste? You are less than the dust beneath their shoes.

.. there was a lawsuit this last year about the enforcement of the caste system at Advanced Micro Devices (AMD) among the Indians

Posted by: SMOD at December 14, 2023 02:33 PM (RHGPo)

173 144 33 year old Canadian "journalist" who was a vaccine super-fan and who argued anyone who refused the jab should be fired has suddenly died of a coincidence.

https://is.gd/KwWDTD
Posted by: bonhomme

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He and Hasan Bitmez must be wondering why heaven is so dang hot...

Posted by: bearski at December 14, 2023 02:33 PM (Bhsk7)

174 "The second worst fist fight I ever witnessed during work was between some Brahmin class a-hole and a lower class Indian fella. Raj got his ass kicked btw.

(The top ranked fight was between Ethiopian and Eritrean women. They were truly trying to kill each other.)"

Every single one of the foreigners involved need to be booted from the country tout de suite.

Take their old country grudges back to the old country where they belong.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 14, 2023 02:33 PM (ou9hh)

175 United 413 Heavy, turn to heading 410 and maintain present altitude.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 14, 2023 02:24 PM (W/lyH)


Heh.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 14, 2023 02:33 PM (/HDaX)

176 The movie Airplane! was a spoof, not an instructional video.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 14, 2023 02:34 PM (rqVU2)

177 One time my ex got a job at a very well known company. He was in charge of both the office people and the warehouse people. In the first 3 weeks he saw that one black office clerk was either consistently late or else didn't show up. He filled out the paperwork to dismiss her and turned it in. He was given the riot act over this. The higher-ups told him there was no way on Earth that they could let her go, under any circumstances. He, in turn, looked for another job and left.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 14, 2023 02:34 PM (CmpAD)

178 What The Cartoonist Said...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 14, 2023 02:34 PM (mQ8ar)

179 This has been going on for a long time.

A guy I knew applied for a professorship at a well-known university thirty years ago.

He flew out for the interview, the committee interviewing him really liked him, and openly said: "since you're white, we need to get the dean's permission to hire you".

He got the job. Today he wouldn't get the job.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 14, 2023 02:34 PM (YAtuc)

180 152 In 100 words or less, describe the reason for the creation of the nation of Pakistan.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 14, 2023 02:28 PM (hH3Px)

In a much similar way as Jordan didn't want the Palistinians, India wanted to shed muslims?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 14, 2023 02:34 PM (N39Ws)

181 " Usually starts with' The people are stupid, and the place is filthy'.
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Well, yes."

He's a hoot.

Speaks several different Indian dialects, english, German , smattering of Italian and Spanish.

Mrs VIA has been feeding him manhattans and Old Fashions after work.

Then we get started on politics. And who has a more diverse collection of firearms. (No actual touching of weapons once alcohol has been touched). And how great it is that we have the largest Palmetto State Armory brick and mortar store right down the road from the house.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 14, 2023 02:34 PM (hH3Px)

182 In 100 words or less, describe the reason for the creation of the nation of Pakistan.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 14, 2023 02:28 PM (hH3Px)
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Pakistan was created due to underlying socioreligious tensions that were exacerbated by the divide-and-conquer strategy of European imperialists. These tensions were deliberately cultivated and made more toxic to help the imperial power keep the native peoples under its boot by distracting them with enhanced internal conflicts. When the native peoples seized their freedom from the imperialists, the perpetuation of the divide-and-conquer strategy through the imposition of new national boundaries was the parting gift of the empire to serve as a longer-term block against restorative justice in the former imperial possessions.

Posted by: Your Kid's History Professor at December 14, 2023 02:34 PM (zxP/x)

183 Who made Hadjii the CEO of IBM?

Posted by: Archer at December 14, 2023 02:35 PM (gmo/4)

184 > I've never been quite sure how the Indian caste system worked. How does a high-caste Indian identify a low-caste Indian? What are the signs?

The surname is a big tell. Outside of that, the way they act, speak, and dress. Sort of how you can easily tell someone from the trailer park vs someone from a tony private school background.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 14, 2023 02:35 PM (R38qh)

185
Unless they're black lives, of course, the only lives that truly matter.


Actually, the only lives that matter to these Donk commie Jim Crow cocksuckers are pasty white Ivy League faculty. The black lives that they tout are little more than a tool to destroy Western Civilization, and the whole idea that they allowed black folk to actually have political power is a lie. As soon as they lose their utility in that goal, black folk will go back to their status from 100 years ago.

Think of the Duke brothers in Trading Places, the restroom scene. No matter how successful Billy Ray was, no way in hell would they let one of THOSE people run the company.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 14, 2023 02:36 PM (n+4am)

186 He can tell us stories for hours about life in India New Orleans.

Usually starts with' The people are stupid, and the place is filthy'.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 14, 2023

***
Fixt . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 14, 2023 02:36 PM (J2vNu)

187
It's almost as if an imploding private submarine were a canary dropping dead but no one is looking in the cage.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 14, 2023 02:30 PM (1Z8zZ)

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HA! 100%. Didn't the stupid owner of the company brag about having hired young, hip, people because it's a better story?

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 14, 2023 02:36 PM (JeYYB)

188 As I've said here before, when TSA first began our airport had a man with a patch on one eye as the guy who looks into the x-ray machine for any suspicious item in our carry-ons.

So at least ten of us waiting for further investigation bc of a guy blind in one eye.

Posted by: PJ at December 14, 2023 02:36 PM (G1dq6)

189 109
I’m not even a little bit sorry to use the sledge hammer of government action to destroy these bigoted leftists c____.
Freedom is for human beings.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 14, 2023 02:36 PM (jbnUc)

190 Hiring based on race is already illegal.

It's just that the conservative lawfare system sucks and probably doesn't care about this particular issue anyway.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 14, 2023 02:08 PM (GBKbO)
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Yes, the Affirmative Action (AA) Executive order, perfunctorily re-signed by every president since Nixon first signed it I think, does violate the letter and spirit of CRA of 64.

But its been a bit of Monty Python - wink, wink, nudge, nudge, know what I mean?!?

But in 2023 the population as a whole is about done with the double standard. Some states are beginning to nip around the edges of AA. And after the Harvard case, red states began asking corps about their hiring and advancement policies and how race and sex plays into it. There are a bunch of lawsuits starting their way through the system - the best one will get to SCOTUS.And it will make this dumbass IBM exec pay for his pompous bullshit. It's ending.

Posted by: Black JEM at December 14, 2023 02:37 PM (GZYu7)

191 Hindus have Fantastic Gods that have powers. Elephants and six armed Super Heroes. Basic sanitation has avoided the congregation, though.
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 14, 2023 02:28 PM (tlsIq)

A six armed god that hates your guts, and will F you up just for sneezing in its general direction.

And this isn't some minor god, this is one of the main ones. God doesn't love you, chum. You live in filth because that's how your god wants it.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 14, 2023 02:37 PM (dGCAG)

192 Who made Hadjii the CEO of IBM?
Posted by: Archer at December 14, 2023 02:35 PM (gmo/4)


The Stonecutters?

Posted by: spindrift at December 14, 2023 02:37 PM (B/KRV)

193 And this isn't some minor god, this is one of the main ones. God doesn't love you, chum. You live in filth because that's how your god shaman wants it.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 14, 2023 02:37 PM (dGCAG)

Posted by: Reality at December 14, 2023 02:37 PM (zxP/x)

194 113 Ever work with Indians? They are some of the most racist people I have ever met. Wrong Caste? You are less than the dust beneath their shoes.
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Triple that for a Dot Head raised in South Africa. Fuck.
Posted by: Pudinhead

True dat. We have an influx of them here as SA is going to shit. Prior to that we had the Fiji Indians during the military take over there. They do assimilate somewhat but India is always home. They can be the biggest assholes at airports. Self entitled fucks.

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at December 14, 2023 02:38 PM (bgJ0E)

195 Can’t believe ace has sat on the Chris Cuomo interview with that girl with Tourette’s this long. He is showing amazing restraint.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 14, 2023 02:38 PM (uKeRS)

196 From Instapundit a couple of weeks ago: Air traffic control companies are relaxing the scores required on their entry tests, as well as permitting people with hearing and visual impairments to become air traffic controllers.


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I...just can't....

Posted by: runner at December 14, 2023 02:38 PM (V13WU)

197 My great aunt and uncle worked as Christian missionaries for many years in India.

After retirement, their opinion was that India was a shit hole and their culture was horrible.


Posted by: Archer at December 14, 2023 02:38 PM (gmo/4)

198 It's seriously ok tho you guys......that recently deceased heralded brainiac once on the supreme Court said racism is just fine as long as it's only for like 25 years or something like that. Day-O'Connor actually used that totally logical mind bend to circumvent the Constitution and justify racism, Zi mean affirmative action against the disfavored races. So glad she was on "our" side huh?

Posted by: Son of Dad at December 14, 2023 02:38 PM (8JB5s)

199 195 Can’t believe ace has sat on the Chris Cuomo interview with that girl with Tourette’s this long. He is showing amazing restraint.


oh god yes

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at December 14, 2023 02:39 PM (AcWfM)

200 Do Caucasian Trannies and Ghey still on the out?

Asking for a friend

Posted by: Skip at December 14, 2023 02:39 PM (OyPBd)

201 He, in turn, looked for another job and left.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 14, 2023 02:34 PM (CmpAD)
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This is a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 14, 2023 02:39 PM (RIvkX)

202 From Instapundit a couple of weeks ago: Air traffic control companies are relaxing the scores required on their entry tests, as well as permitting people with hearing and visual impairments to become air traffic controllers.

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Blind pilots FTW!

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 14, 2023 02:39 PM (naJFg)

203 Ever work with Indians? They are some of the most racist people I have ever met. Wrong Caste? You are less than the dust beneath their shoes.
Some of the most racist tirades I've ever heard in my life were voiced by dark brown Indians who were affronted by someone who was slightly darker brown than they were.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 14, 2023 02:30 PM (R38qh)

The Dotheads I have known were mostly Brahmins? or what ever the fuck high caste and thy reminded me of well bred Brits. Courteous, speak high English, smell good, dress good, have nice teeth, etc. Hotel owners mostly.

Hateful bastards to any blacks or browns around however.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 14, 2023 02:39 PM (mQ8ar)

204 Idiocracy was not something to strive for.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2023 02:39 PM (NYzgN)

205 Here is this guy's educational background. As I predicted, it's electrical engineering. Seems like that would be a handy thing for the CEO of IBM to be.

He did his schooling at Stanes Anglo Indian Higher Secondary School, Coonoor, Tamil Nadu and at St Joseph's Academy, Dehradun, before receiving a BTech degree in electrical engineering from Indian Institute of Technology, Kanpur in 1985. He subsequently moved to the United States to earn a PhD in electrical engineering from the University of Illinois at Urbana–Champaign in 1991. He is the recipient of distinguished alumni awards from both IIT Kanpur and the University of Illinois Urbana–Champaign.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 14, 2023 02:39 PM (CsUN+)

206 That is a violation of actual black letter law.
Sue they asses!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 14, 2023 02:39 PM (MeG8a)

207 Just a few years ago, I was getting a job with a well-known high tech company. My boss told me later that the offer was delayed for an extra few days because he had to sign off that there was no other non-white candidate who had equal or better qualifications.
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 14, 2023 02:23 PM (RHGPo)


Sure, Joe. Kinda surprised you'd admit that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 14, 2023 02:39 PM (1Z8zZ)

208 According to Wikipedia, Christianity is the 3d-largest religion in India. There are three Indian states that are majority Christian.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 14, 2023 02:40 PM (bDHsC)

209 I've never been quite sure how the Indian caste system worked. How does a high-caste Indian identify a low-caste Indian? What are the signs?

There's an app.
Posted by: Cicero


Hindr?

Posted by: mikeski at December 14, 2023 02:40 PM (wqjuY)

210 Oh, how I pine for the days of standard racism under Obama.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2023 02:40 PM (NYzgN)

211 The TSA is a jobs program for people who couldn't hack the Airport Police test



Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 14, 2023 02:40 PM (ZV+pB)

212 The outright corruption in Asian countries is astounding.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 14, 2023 02:40 PM (R4t5M)

213 This blonde lounging on the floor thinks that these "DEI" hiring quotas are unalloyed bullshit that will hopefully justly destroy any organization that implements them:
https://is.gd/x2xxoP

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 14, 2023 02:40 PM (zxP/x)

214 "Hotel owners mostly. "

My understanding is that if your last name is Patel, you own hotels.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 14, 2023 02:41 PM (hH3Px)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 14, 2023 02:41 PM (J2vNu)

216 Diversity in the cockpit and iair traffic control.

Idiocracy is starting to look best case

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 14, 2023 02:41 PM (tT6L1)

217 This CEO is giving me some Indian Reservations.

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 14, 2023 02:41 PM (lZVy/)

218 How does a high-caste Indian identify a low-caste Indian? What are the signs?

Same way a New England WASP can instantly identify a Southern redneck.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 14, 2023 02:41 PM (YAtuc)

219 What does IBM do, anyway? It is like Sears. They used to be everything, but they just kind of exist because they used to be something.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2023 02:41 PM (NYzgN)

220 As a demoralized, apathetic white dude who'd retire this instant if health insurance weren't an issue, I can't imagine how infuriating it must be for a smart, energetic, young, highly qualified young black professional to be stigmatized by such processes. I also can't sympathize. Because of the apathy. And because he voted for this shit.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at December 14, 2023 02:42 PM (wzAuc)

221 IBM: HELP WANTED
**NO YELLOW**

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 14, 2023 02:42 PM (EGSGm)

222 How does a high-caste Indian identify a low-caste Indian? What are the signs?

Same way a New England WASP can instantly identify a Southern redneck.


They eat grits?

Posted by: Archimedes at December 14, 2023 02:42 PM (CsUN+)

223 What does IBM do, anyway? It is like Sears. They used to be everything, but they just kind of exist because they used to be something.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2023 02:41 PM (NYzgN)
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Consulting, software and managed services are pretty big businesses for them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 14, 2023 02:42 PM (zxP/x)

224 Racism against (straight)white men is not only permitted it is celebrated.

Posted by: steevy at December 14, 2023 02:43 PM (FQmDC)

225 223 What does IBM do, anyway? It is like Sears. They used to be everything, but they just kind of exist because they used to be something.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2023 02:41 PM (NYzgN)
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Consulting, software and managed services are pretty big businesses for them.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 14, 2023 02:42 PM (zxP/x)

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Aren't they still big in server manufacturing?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 14, 2023 02:43 PM (GBKbO)

226 If you cut an Indian in half and measure the rings, the higher class ones have wider rings on accounta better nutrition.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2023 02:44 PM (NYzgN)

227 Hotel owners mostly.
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Raj Fawlty??

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 14, 2023 02:44 PM (krqg6)

228 Aren't they still big in server manufacturing?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 14, 2023 02:43 PM (GBKbO)
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Mainframe and midrange, yes. Not so much in what most people think of as "servers." They sold that (and their desktop/lop division) off to Lenovo ages ago.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 14, 2023 02:44 PM (zxP/x)

229 My understanding is that if your last name is Patel, you own hotels.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Patel's are the merchant class.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2023 02:44 PM (qoGsy)

230 The Dotheads I have known were mostly Brahmins? or what ever the fuck high caste and thy reminded me of well bred Brits. Courteous, speak high English, smell good, dress good, have nice teeth, etc. Hotel owners mostly.

Hateful bastards to any blacks or browns around however.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 14, 2023 02:39 PM (mQ8ar)

I know someone whose daughter married an Indian fella. Seemed like a nice enough guy, but every sentence would end in "right?" With a question mark.

As in, the weather sure is nice, right? Coke is better than Pepsi, right? I'm gonna plow this white girl tonight, right?

It got annoying. At the reception, a large percentage of the Indian women were hot as F. But they did not mingle with the white folk. It was like two events were going on at the same time and place.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 14, 2023 02:44 PM (dGCAG)

231 219 What does IBM do, anyway? It is like Sears. They used to be everything, but they just kind of exist because they used to be something.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2023 02:41 PM (NYzgN)

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They do AI. I mean, who else can do that?!

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at December 14, 2023 02:44 PM (wzAuc)

232 In 100 words or less, describe the reason for the creation of the nation of Pakistan.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 14, 2023 02:28 PM


Muslims.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 14, 2023 02:44 PM (jA9ul)

233 The TSA is a jobs program for people who couldn't hack the Airport Police custodial workers test

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 14, 2023

***
Fixt

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 14, 2023 02:44 PM (J2vNu)

234 How does a high-caste Indian identify a low-caste Indian?

I'm not going to state that skin color is an indicator.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 14, 2023 02:44 PM (1Z8zZ)

235 Racism against (straight)white men is not only permitted it is celebrated.

Right? I tried out for the WH video, but they didn't even give me a second look. Admittedly, I can't dance very well, but based on the evidence, neither can they.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 14, 2023 02:44 PM (CsUN+)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 14, 2023 02:44 PM (J2vNu)

237
They do assimilate somewhat but India is always home. They can be the biggest assholes at airports. Self entitled fucks.
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at December 14, 2023 02:38 PM (bgJ0E)



On the other hand, if I was forced to choose between the Hindu Pig-Pens and mohammedan savages, I'd take the Hindus any day of the week.

And the Sikhs over both of them.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 14, 2023 02:44 PM (n+4am)

238 IBM got their nuts in a vise back is to 70s over an age discrimination class action. Paid out a buttload, but this one now bet they get off scotfree.

Posted by: Eromero at December 14, 2023 02:45 PM (xpBzi)

239 "Same way a New England WASP can instantly identify a Southern redneck."

I ran into some NYC princess in Aldi last year, bitching, pissing and moaning about how you can only get good bagels in NYC, and that good bagels were simply impossible to find in the south.

I shared with her that NYC can't make shrimp and grits worth a damn either.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 14, 2023 02:45 PM (hH3Px)

240 Another thing cute DEI soaked companies do is grade white males harshly on performance appraisals while giving glowing reviews on under performing minorities. Just another way to push out white males. When they finally force out the white male, they can't sue for discrimination because they got these biased performance appraisals.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 14, 2023 02:46 PM (4iIQh)

241 My little corner of the country is filled with expatriot Indian

Posted by: Skip at December 14, 2023 02:46 PM (OyPBd)

242 This is a train wreck.

Posted by: Max Power at December 14, 2023 02:46 PM (q177U)

243 How does a high-caste Indian identify a low-caste Indian?

Very similar to the way a high-status Mexican ids a low-status Mexican. Training and upbringing, language patterns and, believe it or not, looks.

Shocking, right?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2023 02:46 PM (qoGsy)

244 aren't Indians (south Asians) classified as "asian" (when convenient)?

Posted by: barbarausa at December 14, 2023 02:47 PM (enw9G)

245 Aren't they still big in server manufacturing?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 14, 2023 02:43 PM (GBKbO)

Probably, because that's what we kept hearing, right?

The Indians had successfully converted their economy from one that was mostly manufacturing to the server industry.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 14, 2023 02:47 PM (dGCAG)

246 I ran into some NYC princess in Aldi last year, bitching, pissing and moaning about how you can only get good bagels in NYC, and that good bagels were simply impossible to find in the south.

I shared with her that NYC can't make shrimp and grits worth a damn either.
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Did you get 'bless your heart' into the conversation?

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 14, 2023 02:47 PM (tlsIq)

247 We've got shit tons of Nepalese moving in here.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 14, 2023 02:47 PM (R4t5M)

248 My great aunt and uncle worked as Christian missionaries for many years in India.
After retirement, their opinion was that India was a shit hole and their culture was horrible.
Posted by: Archer at December 14, 2023 02:38 PM (gmo/4)

Colin Cowherd once remarked that Dothead indian food looked and smelled like someone was cooking his garbage.

And they probably were.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 14, 2023 02:47 PM (mQ8ar)

249 Train wreck you say?

http://tinyurl.com/mrxe4ca9

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 14, 2023 02:48 PM (FVME7)

250
On the other hand, if I was forced to choose between the Hindu Pig-Pens and mohammedan savages, I'd take the Hindus any day of the week.

And the Sikhs over both of them.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

Oh , I'm not going to argue against that.

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at December 14, 2023 02:48 PM (bgJ0E)

251 237 Sikhs are OK.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 14, 2023 02:48 PM (bDHsC)

252 246 I ran into some NYC princess in Aldi last year, bitching, pissing and moaning about how you can only get good bagels in NYC, and that good bagels were simply impossible to find in the south.
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Its funny that each ethnic group has a special way to make dough balls. Its a fucking dough ball.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 14, 2023 02:48 PM (tlsIq)

253 I once worked for a company that had an IT department littered with red dot indians. There was one gal who smelled so badly of ass that it was tough to be in the same room with her. I really, really wanted to ask her what her aversion to showering was.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 14, 2023 02:49 PM (ZV+pB)

254 Both Cormier and Krishna should be fired. The giggling girl should also be fired. Clearly, IBM must be denied federal contracts.

Posted by: william ferrin at December 14, 2023 02:49 PM (M/doB)

255 Speaking of wanting to retire: I spent this morning in a conference call led by a woman with some serious question-talk and vocal fry issues. She's probably fortysomething. I played Minesweeper.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at December 14, 2023 02:49 PM (wzAuc)

256 "Did you get 'bless your heart' into the conversation?"

But of course.

Right over her head it went.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 14, 2023 02:49 PM (hH3Px)

257 The ATC thing is already starting to reap rewards for the DEI mavens. Airport incursions, where one plane isn't where it should be, crosses paths with another in an unsafe manner, or a plane lands on the wrong runway after being cleared are all on the rise.

It's only a matter of time....

Only the remaining, competent air traffic controllers and competent pilots have kept a disaster from happening.

On the civilian air side of things... private planes mostly, there's been an uptick in "stupid things happening" to them as well. Some crashes have been attributed to poor ATC instructions or ATC not knowing what the fuck they're doing.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 14, 2023 02:49 PM (Q4IgG)

258 > What does IBM do, anyway?

Software is their biggest profit center. They sell a lot of software to businesses for data management, compliance management, AI stuff, cloud stuff, licensed software tech, etc.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 14, 2023 02:49 PM (R38qh)

259
Very similar to the way a high-status Mexican ids a low-status Mexican. Training and upbringing, language patterns and, believe it or not, looks.

Shocking, right?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2023 02:46 PM (qoGsy)

++++
I thought it all had to do with family. And if you were born in the "wrong" family there is no way to get to the next tier. You're stuck for life. Maybe I am wrong? I really don't know.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 14, 2023 02:49 PM (CmpAD)

260 Leon is getting larger!

Posted by: Max Power at December 14, 2023 02:50 PM (q177U)

261 Herb [Alpert] was interviewed by a local conservative talk radio station owner (big blues & jazz fan) a few years ago; he sounds like a prince of a man, and he's helped other up-and-coming performers with their careers.
Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 14, 2023


***
Fellow knew talent when he heard or saw it, too. The Carpenters were on his A & M Records label, as were The Captain & Tennille, Quincy Jones, Liza Minnelli, and Procul Harum among a ton of others.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 14, 2023 02:50 PM (J2vNu)

262 How does a high-caste Indian identify a low-caste Indian?

Very similar to the way a high-status Mexican ids a low-status Mexican. Training and upbringing, language patterns and, believe it or not, looks.

Shocking, right?


Brahmins are of Eurasian extraction, thus lighter. Their ancestors originated on the steppes, and move to north India via Iran.

Untouchables / Dalits come from the south of India, are darker and slighter, and may have African ancestry.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 14, 2023 02:50 PM (CsUN+)

263 ... what happens when a black life, which actually matters, is lost because an unqualified diversity doctor was operating on him?

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"Acceptable Collateral Damage" -- like inner-city murder victims, not to mention the millions murdered in the womb -- in their march to our non-white Utopian primitive jungles, h8r!""

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 14, 2023 02:50 PM (naJFg)

264 Colin Cowherd once remarked that Dothead indian food looked and smelled like someone was cooking his garbage.

And they probably were.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 14, 2023 02:47 PM (mQ8ar)

Someone did a vid not that long ago, showing street vendors, I'm not sure where. Might have been India, or somewhere else around those parts.

The vendors would scoop up water out of the sewer, use that for cooking. Boiling these massive pots of things, then slop the whole mess onto one's plate. And people would eat it.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 14, 2023 02:50 PM (dGCAG)

265 Great, now this shirt smells like Indira Gandhi's thong.

Posted by: Archer at December 14, 2023 02:51 PM (gmo/4)

266 Half the vehicles in and around Charlotte have NY Yankee stickers on them. A true invasion.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 14, 2023 02:51 PM (R4t5M)

267 259
Very similar to the way a high-status Mexican ids a low-status Mexican. Training and upbringing, language patterns and, believe it or not, looks.

Shocking, right?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2023 02:46 PM (qoGsy)
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Beards are tops. Conquistadors have full beards. Mestizos have scraggly beards and Indios has no beards.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 14, 2023 02:52 PM (tlsIq)

268 > I once worked for a company that had an IT department littered with red dot indians. There was one gal who smelled so badly of ass that it was tough to be in the same room with her. I really, really wanted to ask her what her aversion to showering was.

I was at Amazon briefly. One time a new female employee came onto our group. She literally smelled like a barnyard animal. I sent an email to HR and they took care of it.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 14, 2023 02:52 PM (R38qh)

269 251 237 Sikhs are OK.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

The Gurkha fella that was in my group was terrific. The Indians, Pakis, hell - EVERYBODY - was terrified of him. They'd scoot to the side of the hallway when he walked strutted down the middle of it.
But really a great man.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2023 02:52 PM (qoGsy)

270 I don't know much about Hinduism but to say it's on par with Islam as being an awful religion can't be true.

Everywhere Islam is there is conflict.

Jew.
Christian.
Buddhist.
Hindu.
Animist.

I don't think Hindus go out of their way to kill and enslave. There is nothing comparable to Isis and Hamas from India since the Thugees were eliminated.

In the temporal, Hinduism is fatalistic, Islam is fatal.

Posted by: Minuteman at December 14, 2023 02:52 PM (LaNzR)

271 Not seeing anybody mentioning it so will give it a shot... Don't the banks / lenders keep a de facto social credit score on companies and if you're not progressing your DEI stats, you don't get (as good of?) a deal? Looking at it through that lens, the IBM CEO is just being matter of fact about what the business needs, not imposing his politics. Maybe he's even got 'Affirmative Action' as an effective sunk cost on the ledger, and this is why all the social media bimbo do-nothings would get massages and lattes all day instead of work: because it's better financially for the company to have them on the books but away from any real responsibility? Not defending any of this, just saying maybe this isn't the CEO being racist / political, and it's the banking 'social credit' governance that really needs to be regulated...?

Posted by: bearski at December 14, 2023 02:53 PM (Bhsk7)

272
I ran into some NYC princess in Aldi last year, bitching, pissing and moaning about how you can only get good bagels in NYC, and that good bagels were simply impossible to find in the south.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 14, 2023 02:45 PM (hH3Px)


Typical New Yawker bullshit. New Yawk bagels are good because of the mineral content of the water, and the way that it reacts to the dough. Very little to do with technique.

Plus, Southerners don't give a shit about your fucking bread rings.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 14, 2023 02:53 PM (n+4am)

273 Colin Cowherd once remarked that Dothead indian food looked and smelled like someone was cooking his garbage.

And they probably were.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 14, 2023


***
I haven't touched Indian "cuisine" since I heard the line from Anchorman in which Christina Applegate, gagging, describes Ron Burgundy's aftershave:

"It smells like a diaper filled with Indian food!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 14, 2023 02:53 PM (J2vNu)

274 266 Half the vehicles in and around Charlotte have NY Yankee stickers on them. A true invasion.
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Yep. My mother used to take us to Charlotte because they were the only city/town that had a Chinese restaurant in the area. This was 1961. Charlotte was a very nice small city then. I can't imagine what it looks like now.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 14, 2023 02:54 PM (tlsIq)

275 I've got a consumer story to tell. I go to buy some outdoor furniture at a big chain store. I want to buy 4 Adirondack style chairs. I drive to the store, park, take a picture of the chairs. Chairs are locked up with cable locks. Go to the cashier to pay. Get rung up. Now I want my chairs. No one can find the damn key. OK, so deliver to me after you find the key. I pay the $39 delivery fee. Same day delivery. Get home, frustrated but whatever. Text message comes from the retailer. Delivery cancelled.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 14, 2023 02:54 PM (MeG8a)

276 The obvious solution is to only hire retarded, gay blacks for all professions to offset the inevitable calls for competency and Civil Rights.

What? It worked for Democrats.

Posted by: Malicious Compliance at December 14, 2023 02:54 PM (OBuuS)

277 Half the vehicles in and around Charlotte have NY Yankee stickers on them. A true invasion.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 14, 2023 02:51 PM (R4t5M)

We're still getting California locusts swarms here in Oregon. Neighbors house is for sale and just in the few times I noticed this week, 3 California licensed cars have stopped by the house.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 14, 2023 02:54 PM (4iIQh)

278 260 Leon is getting larger!
Posted by: Max Power at December 14, 2023 02:50 PM (q177U)

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5,000 feet! 3,000 feet! 8,000 feet! What an asshole!

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at December 14, 2023 02:55 PM (wzAuc)

279 I love Indian food. The mixtures of spices that they use are incredible.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 14, 2023 02:55 PM (bDHsC)

280 I ran into some NYC princess in Aldi last year, bitching, pissing and moaning about how you can only get good bagels in NYC, and that good bagels were simply impossible to find in the south.

I shared with her that NYC can't make shrimp and grits worth a damn either.


Star Fleet archives record that you couldn't get good BBQ, salsa, or picante sauce in NYC.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at December 14, 2023 02:55 PM (fbLbk)

281 "who smelled so badly of ass"

Reminds me of the day years ago when my teen son came home from his job at JiffyLube, and said he'd discovered the secret: he had worked on not one but two cars in the same day for Indian clients, both of which reeked of that indefineable smell, BOTH of which had little crown shaped "air fresheners" labelled "Kashmir Woods".

He smelled the little crown to make sure, and yep, it was the smell.

He was amazed that people spent money to have things smell like that.

(perhaps it is a particular spice or something that just smells of ass? I remember buying printed cotton fabric from immigrant stores decades ago, when the dyes were still set with...urine. beautiful fabric, but wash MULTIPLE before using)

Posted by: barbarausa at December 14, 2023 02:55 PM (enw9G)

282 So can the govt. and companies at least stop with the "safety is our highest priority" BS? It clearly isn't now, if it ever was. Diversity and less white people is now number one.

Posted by: Ripley at December 14, 2023 02:55 PM (JojsZ)

283 Plus, Southerners don't give a shit about your fucking bread rings.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

Oh, they'd eat them, but only after they poured sausage gravy over the whole thing.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2023 02:55 PM (qoGsy)

284 I love Indian food. The mixtures of spices that they use are incredible.

Agree. I get my water from the tap, the way God intended.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 14, 2023 02:56 PM (CsUN+)

285 My understanding is that if your last name is Patel, you own hotels.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 14, 2023 02:41 PM

My job classification is evil-ex of Ramona V. Flowers.

Posted by: Matthew Patel at December 14, 2023 02:56 PM (UKWFA)

286 I haven't touched Indian "cuisine" since I heard the line from Anchorman in which Christina Applegate, gagging, describes Ron Burgundy's aftershave:

"It smells like a diaper filled with Indian food!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 14, 2023 02:53 PM (J2vNu)

Turn in your AoSHQ card. It wasn't Burgundy's aftershave, it was Fantana's.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 14, 2023 02:56 PM (dGCAG)

287 Delivery cancelled.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 14, 2023


***
Had that happen twice in the last week, "Order cancelled," ordering a simple phone from first QVC (rotten customer service) and then HSN (much better serv ice; they may have fixed the problem).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 14, 2023 02:56 PM (J2vNu)

288 aren't Indians (south Asians) classified as "asian" (when convenient)?
Posted by: barbarausa at December 14, 2023 02:47 PM (enw9G)


It's a simple formula:

If Asian is minority:
Then Indian is Asian
Else Indian is not Asian

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 14, 2023 02:56 PM (1Z8zZ)

289 Half the vehicles in and around Charlotte have NY Yankee stickers on them.


It has been my experience that members of organized crime family's are always big Yankees fans.

-- Special Agent Barney Coopersmith, FBI

Posted by: Archer at December 14, 2023 02:56 PM (gmo/4)

290 perhaps it is a particular spice or something that just smells of ass?

Probably asafoetida. No really, that's its name.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 14, 2023 02:57 PM (CsUN+)

291 Turn in your AoSHQ card. It wasn't Burgundy's aftershave, it was Fantana's.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 14, 2023


***
Gimme a break, I've never seen the entire movie.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 14, 2023 02:57 PM (J2vNu)

292 Sex Panther: 60% of the time, it works every time.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 14, 2023 02:57 PM (dGCAG)

293 285 My job classification is evil-ex of Ramona V. Flowers.
Posted by: Matthew Patel at December 14, 2023 02:56 PM (UKWFA)

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You didn't even cover bus fare, bro.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 14, 2023 02:58 PM (GBKbO)

294 I don't get the anti Indian food thing. You guys must be around some really shitty Indian food. Naan, curries, samosas, butter chicken, etc are AMAZING. I've tried some things that weren't for me, but I'm never turning down a trip to a good Indian restaurant.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 14, 2023 02:58 PM (R38qh)

295 "Don't the banks / lenders keep a de facto social credit score on companies and if you're not progressing your DEI stats, you don't get (as good of?) a deal?"

Yes, ESG scores are set by lefty NGOs.

Posted by: Harun at December 14, 2023 02:58 PM (c2WeP)

296 perhaps it is a particular spice or something that just smells of ass?
*
Probably asafoetida. No really, that's its name.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 14, 2023


***
The "-foetida" part suggests "fetid." I ain't too surprised.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 14, 2023 02:58 PM (J2vNu)

297 Gimme a break, I've never seen the entire movie.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 14, 2023 02:57 PM (J2vNu)

You don't have to, it gets quoted around here all the time!

Posted by: BurtTC at December 14, 2023 02:58 PM (dGCAG)

298 Crackers need not apply. We love cheese as well

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at December 14, 2023 02:58 PM (ytSiK)

299 Brahmins are of Eurasian extraction, thus lighter. Their ancestors originated on the steppes, and move to north India via Iran.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 14, 2023 02:50 PM (CsUN+)

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They also marry -- well, get matched -- very carefully.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at December 14, 2023 02:58 PM (wzAuc)

300 Instapundit says, correctly, that we will soon be enjoying "diversity plane crashes," and won't that be nice? We'll have so many more "firsts!" to celebrate.
_______

People keep saying that, but I don't see it. It used to be that our military had an officer corps that was heavily WASP. That was intentional. That didn't mean that minimal competence wasn't required. We didn't put inept pilots in the air against Japan.

Now, it just could be that the attack on any kind of standards, and on logic, and the very notion of truth, could combine with DEI, and lead to something like that. But it won't last. The folks in charge fly more than normies.

Posted by: Eeyore at December 14, 2023 02:59 PM (brAQZ)

301 Technically, Israel is in Asia. So they are also Asian.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 14, 2023 02:59 PM (uKeRS)

302 My job classification is evil-ex of Ramona V. Flowers.
Posted by: Matthew Patel at December 14, 2023 02:56 PM (UKWFA)

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You didn't even cover bus fare, bro.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 14, 2023 02:58 PM (GBKbO)

Watch the new animated version on Netfux.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 14, 2023 02:59 PM (dGCAG)

303 Both Cormier and Krishna should be fired. The giggling girl should also be fired. Clearly, IBM must be denied federal contracts.
Posted by: william ferrin at December 14, 2023 02:49 PM (M/doB)


Eventually, giggling girl will be replaced by non-white giggling girl. She'll then find that no one is willing to hire a white giggling girl. She'll stop giggling then but it'll be too late.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 14, 2023 02:59 PM (1Z8zZ)

304 I was at Amazon briefly. One time a new female employee came onto our group. She literally smelled like a barnyard animal. I sent an email to HR and they took care of it.
Posted by: bonhomme

I wonder if she actually had a couple of horses or cows. We had horses when I was young. You don't wear the clothes or boots that you wear around livestock anywhere else. The smell clings. And I'm not being biased here, the cow smell is a lot worse than horse smell.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 14, 2023 02:59 PM (0Htd1)

305 302 You didn't even cover bus fare, bro.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 14, 2023 02:58 PM (GBKbO)

Watch the new animated version on Netfux.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 14, 2023 02:59 PM (dGCAG)

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I've been meaning to.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 14, 2023 02:59 PM (GBKbO)

306 Turn in your AoSHQ card. It wasn't Burgundy's aftershave, it was Fantana's.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 14, 2023

***

Sex Panther. 60% of the time it works every time

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 14, 2023 02:59 PM (ZV+pB)

307 Reason for cancellation, no one can find the damn key. And all this time I thought you were in business to sell things...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 14, 2023 03:00 PM (MeG8a)

308 Did they not have a set of bolt cutters?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 14, 2023 03:01 PM (uKeRS)

309 I've got a consumer story to tell. I go to buy some outdoor furniture at a big chain store. I want to buy 4 Adirondack style chairs. I drive to the store, park, take a picture of the chairs. Chairs are locked up with cable locks. Go to the cashier to pay. Get rung up. Now I want my chairs. No one can find the damn key. OK, so deliver to me after you find the key. I pay the $39 delivery fee. Same day delivery. Get home, frustrated but whatever. Text message comes from the retailer. Delivery cancelled.

Lol.

Posted by: It's amazing how hard some places want to make it to be their customer at December 14, 2023 03:01 PM (ttzpt)

310 "Nothing new. US Military has been doing this for 40 years."

Is this why we don't win anymore? Might explain it.

Posted by: DOYLE at December 14, 2023 03:01 PM (Z8Yh2)

311 Just 2.25 hours until I can tiptoe outta here.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 14, 2023 03:01 PM (J2vNu)

312 Being vegetarian, it sounds like Indian food has "gas, grass, or ass" covered.

Posted by: J. Random Commentator at December 14, 2023 03:01 PM (fbLbk)

313 I've been meaning to.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 14, 2023 02:59 PM (GBKbO)

It's not great, but it's ok. Sort of an alternate timeline. Kind of has fun with that concept, but ultimately just fizzles out.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 14, 2023 03:02 PM (dGCAG)

314
Oh, they'd eat them, but only after they poured sausage gravy over the whole thing.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2023 02:55 PM (qoGsy)


*snort*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 14, 2023 03:02 PM (n+4am)

315 313 I've been meaning to.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 14, 2023 02:59 PM (GBKbO)

It's not great, but it's ok. Sort of an alternate timeline. Kind of has fun with that concept, but ultimately just fizzles out.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 14, 2023 03:02 PM (dGCAG)

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Fizzles out?

SOLD!

*drops everything and runs to Netflix store*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 14, 2023 03:03 PM (GBKbO)

316 Half the vehicles in and around Charlotte have NY Yankee stickers on them. A true invasion.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 14, 2023 02:51 PM (R4t5M)

It could be worse...Red Sox fans.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 14, 2023 03:03 PM (gSZYf)

317 if it is asafoetida, then that harks back to early post-civil war/early 20th century white complaints about black businesses, areas, etc.

It was common in some areas of the states to wear an asafoetida bag/amulet as a health measure

http://tinyurl.com/mrydm4wv

Posted by: barbarausa at December 14, 2023 03:03 PM (enw9G)

318 Delivery cancelled.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 14, 2023 02:54 PM (MeG8a)

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$39 has been debited from your account. Please take a moment to fill out our survey and not submit it.

Posted by: Big Chain Store at December 14, 2023 03:03 PM (wzAuc)

319 Did they not have a set of bolt cutters?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 14, 2023


***
There is a possibly legendary story about a European monarch who overheated himself to death next to a red-hot brazier, because the flunky assigned to move the brazier could not be found. Dunno if that one's true, but I'll bet nobody at the store with the chairs was authorized to order the chain cut.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 14, 2023 03:04 PM (J2vNu)

320 Made with chunks of real panther...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 14, 2023 03:04 PM (ZV+pB)

321 I'm sorry, sir. We can't find the key. We have to keep these chairs forever.

Posted by: Bolt cutters? Is that new tech? at December 14, 2023 03:04 PM (ttzpt)

322 "But it won't last. The folks in charge fly more than normies.
Posted by: Eeyore"


Which is why Federal Airlines, for exclusive use by the regime and associates, will not have diversity requirements.

Posted by: Ripley at December 14, 2023 03:04 PM (JojsZ)

323 > I wonder if she actually had a couple of horses or cows. We had horses when I was young. You don't wear the clothes or boots that you wear around livestock anywhere else. The smell clings. And I'm not being biased here, the cow smell is a lot worse than horse smell.

Maybe if she was mucking stalls just before work. This wasn't just a clinging smell of being near a barnyard. It was an aggressive assault.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 14, 2023 03:04 PM (R38qh)

324 He was amazed that people spent money to have things smell like that.

(perhaps it is a particular spice or something that just smells of ass? I remember buying printed cotton fabric from immigrant stores decades ago, when the dyes were still set with...urine. beautiful fabric, but wash MULTIPLE before using)
Posted by: barbarausa at December 14, 2023 02:55 PM (enw9G)


What Archimedes said. That, or they soaked it in a solution of fenugreek.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 14, 2023 03:04 PM (/HDaX)

325 Gimme a break, I've never seen the entire movie.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 14, 2023 02:57 PM (J2vNu)


I assume you think this is helping your defense. Sad.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 14, 2023 03:05 PM (1Z8zZ)

326 Sausage gravy improves everything.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 14, 2023 03:05 PM (bDHsC)

327 Weird that sandalwood comes from India, and they still manage to stink.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 14, 2023 03:05 PM (uKeRS)

328 Fizzles out?

SOLD!

*drops everything and runs to Netflix store*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 14, 2023 03:03 PM (GBKbO)

I wouldn't want to give away too much, it's just... I guess they needed there to be some kind of resolution, that would justify the whole thing, and what they came up with just wasn't very interesting.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 14, 2023 03:05 PM (dGCAG)

329 "Oh -- and cognitive impairments. Air traffic control is an extremely stressful job. But I'm sure we can let in people with some shaky mental stability and all will be fine."

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Posted by: Steve McCroskey at December 14, 2023 03:05 PM (VGRuw)

330 It's a hardware store, they sell bolt cutters.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 14, 2023 03:05 PM (MeG8a)

331 This blonde lounging on the floor thinks that these "DEI" hiring quotas are unalloyed bullshit that will hopefully justly destroy any organization that implements them:
https://is.gd/x2xxoP
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 14, 2023 02:40 PM (zxP/x)

Nice looking Roomba.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 14, 2023 03:06 PM (BdMk6)

332 Jp Morgan Chase does the same shit. Unfortunately for me, I was one of the disfavored races that needed to go. Awesome that the chopping was done by a room full of river-shitting Indians. That'll teach me to stay somewhere for 17 years.

Posted by: Kitchner Lesley at December 14, 2023 03:06 PM (v8dOx)

333 321 I'm sorry, sir. We can't find the key. We have to keep these chairs forever.

Posted by: Bolt cutters? Is that new tech? at December 14, 2023 03:04 PM (ttzpt)

++++

LOL!

Posted by: washrivergal at December 14, 2023 03:06 PM (CmpAD)

334 if it is asafoetida, then that harks back to early post-civil war/early 20th century white complaints about black businesses, areas, etc.

It was common in some areas of the states to wear an asafoetida bag/amulet as a health measure

http://tinyurl.com/mrydm4wv
Posted by: barbarausa at December 14, 2023


***
The stuff was listed in my mother's old Pharmacopeia textbook from probably the Thirties. Perusing that, I noticed that doctors and nurses pretty much had two "official" meds that worked at all: morphia and digitalis. The rest was hope, guesswork, and common sense.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 14, 2023 03:06 PM (J2vNu)

335 Instapundit says, correctly, that we will soon be enjoying "diversity plane crashes," and won't that be nice? We'll have so many more "firsts!" to celebrate.

________________

If I'm not killed in a plane crash by an untrained Afro-Latinx, hare-lipped, double amputee, 2-spirit, transdyke, plus-sized hambeast...

Was I ever really *living* in the first place?

Posted by: Jack Package at December 14, 2023 03:06 PM (8LP6B)

336 They are certainly overrepresented. I think the answer is that they're the smart ones who came to this country to study, and they sure as hell didn't go into the "Studies" departments. They're engineers, because that's what smart people do.
Posted by: Archimedes


When I attended my niece's graduation from her university's school of engineering, I noticed that there were quite a few black graduates. Then I looked at the names on the program. It seems that most of them were from African countries.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 14, 2023 03:06 PM (0Htd1)

337 when looking up asafoetida bags to tinyurl, found that they seem to be making a comeback in the natural/crunchy set.

oh joy

Posted by: barbarausa at December 14, 2023 03:07 PM (enw9G)

338 It's a hardware store, they sell bolt cutters.

You have to buy those separately, sir. They don't come with the chairs.

Posted by: manager of the year at December 14, 2023 03:07 PM (ttzpt)

339 You should have bought a set of bolt cutters, cut the chain, and then returned the bolt cutters.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 14, 2023 03:07 PM (uKeRS)

340 There is a possibly legendary story about a European monarch who overheated himself to death next to a red-hot brazier, because the flunky assigned to move the brazier could not be found. Dunno if that one's true, but I'll bet nobody at the store with the chairs was authorized to order the chain cut.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 14, 2023 03:04 PM (J2vNu)

We've all been to these kinds of stores. Hell, I've bought bolt cutters at these kinds of stores!

The problem is, bolt cutters are too sophisticated a machine to be operated by people who work at these kinds of stores.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 14, 2023 03:07 PM (dGCAG)

341 73 *obscure Christmas movie reference*
Posted by: Diogenes at December 14, 2023 02:17 PM (W/lyH)

Not that obscure....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 14, 2023 03:07 PM (mD9WL)

342 Gimme a break, I've never seen the entire movie.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 14, 2023
*
I assume you think this is helping your defense. Sad.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 14, 2023


***
Well, I'm too smart to throw myself on the mercy of *this* court!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 14, 2023 03:08 PM (J2vNu)

343 They offered me delivery in a couple weeks.
I could actually build some chairs sooner.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 14, 2023 03:08 PM (MeG8a)

344
Probably asafoetida. No really, that's its name.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 14, 2023


I've got a recipe you might be interested in...

Posted by: Alan Bourdillion Traherne at December 14, 2023 03:08 PM (n+4am)

345 Afternoon.

OT: Coffee is merely a vehicle used to ingest caffeine which itself is used to clear out everything you've eaten in the past week all at once.

Posted by: Robert at December 14, 2023 03:09 PM (1Yy3c)

346 Instapundit also has Lena Dunham in her bloomers squishing her belly fat in an ad on the front page. I prefer the tick swarms

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 14, 2023 03:09 PM (ZV+pB)

347 It's a hardware store, they sell bolt cutters.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 14, 2023 03:05 PM (MeG8a)

Sure, but the bolt cutters come packaged with a plastic sleeve that fits over the blade. Nobody in the store could find any plastic sleeve cutters.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 14, 2023 03:09 PM (dGCAG)

348 Sure, but the bolt cutters come packaged with a plastic sleeve that fits over the blade. Nobody in the store could find any plastic sleeve cutters.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 14, 2023


***
When the Marxists said, "Workers of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains!", I guess they were not reckoning with the lack of bolt cutters.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 14, 2023 03:11 PM (J2vNu)

349 160 > Ever work with Indians? They are some of the most racist people I have ever met. Wrong Caste? You are less than the dust beneath their shoes.

Some of the most racist tirades I've ever heard in my life were voiced by dark brown Indians who were affronted by someone who was slightly darker brown than they were.
Posted by: bonhomme


That's also true of Mexicans and a lot of other Latin Americans.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 14, 2023 03:11 PM (0Htd1)

350 Eventually I’m going to buy some land out of the way, build a small off grid cabin and get away the best I can.

Now having said that, if I just say off the Internet, I’d probably wouldn’t know a tenth of the shit I do now and be walking around happily oblivious.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 14, 2023 03:12 PM (s5c1p)

351 Idiocracy was not something to strive for.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2023 02:39 PM (NYzgN)


we have graduated to Hunger Games, now. The next one will be Elysium.


Then comes From Dusk Til Dawn. but it will make less sense.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 14, 2023 03:12 PM (D7oie)

352 Noodus hamasiana

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 14, 2023 03:12 PM (J2vNu)

353 Recently we did a big office IT linked company and 1/2 of employees were Indian

Posted by: Skip at December 14, 2023 03:13 PM (fwDg9)

354 103 What we need is smiting. Lots and lots of smiting.
Posted by: A smitefest from Smitey McSmiteface at December 14, 2023 02:22 PM (wtpA4)

I read that as 'smiling. Lots and lots of smiling...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 14, 2023 03:13 PM (mD9WL)

355 NOOD

Posted by: Max Power at December 14, 2023 03:13 PM (q177U)

356 "You have to buy those separately, sir. They don't come with the chairs."

No sir, they're on backorder. We can deliver them the same time we deliver the chairs.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 14, 2023 03:13 PM (hH3Px)

357 I recently bought an item with a anti-theft tag. The cashier didn't know how to undo it so she paged someone (I guess there is some art to it). This flamboyant gay guy came over and using some gizmo, unlocked it.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 14, 2023 03:14 PM (CmpAD)

358
CEO of IBM Arvind Krishna

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The new Americans.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 14, 2023 03:14 PM (FPgfB)

359 346 Instapundit also has Lena Dunham in her bloomers squishing her belly fat in an ad on the front page. I prefer the tick swarms
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 14, 2023 03:09 PM (ZV+pB)

———-

I tell you those ads are an op to chase people away from independent news sources.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 14, 2023 03:15 PM (s5c1p)

360 244 aren't Indians (south Asians) classified as "asian" (when convenient)?
Posted by: barbarausa at December 14, 2023 02:47 PM (enw9G)
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India is often referred to as a sub continent, so they would be rightly called sub-Asians?

Posted by: Bonecrusher at December 14, 2023 03:24 PM (JNTt1)

361 Probably asafoetida. No really, that's its name.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 14, 2023


aka hing powder

Posted by: Glenn John at December 14, 2023 03:36 PM (RilAR)

362 I don't get the anti Indian food thing. You guys must be around some really shitty Indian food. Naan, curries, samosas, butter chicken, etc are AMAZING. I've tried some things that weren't for me, but I'm never turning down a trip to a good Indian restaurant.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 14, 2023 02:58 PM (R38qh)

I agree. Recently found a small restaurant that has Chicken Chettinad. Yum. Also, love chicken 65 and masala dosa.

Posted by: Glenn John at December 14, 2023 03:39 PM (RilAR)

363 From Joe Biden's dog sniffs a lot of malarkey.....
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Hey! That's me!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 14, 2023 03:59 PM (PTdof)

364 You should network to get a job! It’s not what you know but WHO you know!!!

If you don’t “know people?” Go starve.

Posted by: Americans cheerfully endorsing corruption at December 14, 2023 04:02 PM (FgV+x)

365 They are certainly overrepresented. I think the answer is that they're the smart ones who came to this country to study, and they sure as hell didn't go into the "Studies" departments. They're engineers, because that's what smart people do.

Absolute horseshit. They can get away with shit that White people can't. They hire nothing but Indians and they treat them like shit. The Indian workers don't complain lest they be sent back.

Posted by: Kitchner Lesley at December 14, 2023 05:38 PM (v8dOx)

366 That's ity IBM has under performed for some years now. This is the last straw. I'm selling it tomorrow.

Posted by: Jane at December 14, 2023 09:43 PM (EcD5Y)

367 122 Hinduism isn’t any better than Islam. They’re both shitty ideologies.

The bad part about Hinduism is that it encourages things like fatalism and caste systems, because it basically says that if you're oppressed in the here and now, you deserve it, because you obviously were an awful person in your last life and this is your punishment. (Buddhism is better Hinduism in that it makes improving other people's karma a big part of improving your own. The biggest heroes in Buddhism are the bodhisattva, who have delayed their own nirvana in order to lead other to the same path.) However, at least Hinduism, unlike Islam, doesn't say that its followers are destined to rule the world and are justified in doing anything they want to bring that about. The great irony about Islam is that for all its supposed fatalism and submitting to the will of Allah, it really gives its adherents the greatest role in bringing about the success of the religion and the greatest rewards in the here and now.

Posted by: Joe Smith at December 14, 2023 11:12 PM (QINni)

368 (cont.) Christ made it very clear that people who followed him were likely to suffer for it in this world, and that (at least to a certain extent) doing so makes you a better person and more likely to enter the kingdom of God. Islam, on the other hand, tells you that good servants of Allah can rape, pillage, kill, etc. without shame, and that everyone else has to bow before you and take whatever you give them. (The really extreme Shia sects even believe that they can speed up the coming of the End Times by fighting for the faith--which is what makes the possibility of Iran getting nukes really worrisome, because there's no guarantee that they can be deterred from using them. Blow up Israel and then get vaporized yourself? Instant ticket to heaven and lots of hot sex! Awesome! /sarc)
I will say that the really fanatical Hindus can be just as obnoxious as any other group of people who misuse their religion, but that's the point; they're misusing it. In Islam, behaving badly (by Western standards) is the *whole point*.

Posted by: Joe Smith at December 14, 2023 11:21 PM (QINni)

369 "Many Catholics in Sri Lanka and west coast of India."

. . .which just happen to be the parts where a lot of the lower caste people come from. Surprise, surprise, a religion that teaches that God loves everyone equally has some attraction to those folks.

Posted by: Joe Smith at December 14, 2023 11:28 PM (QINni)

370 "Look up the 800 Year Holocaust. The Indian subcontinent was hell on Earth."

Yeah, while the chauvinistic Hindus are annoying in many ways, I can't blame them for being pretty pissed off about what the Muslims did to them for all of those years. There's a reason why the Brits were able to take over that country despite being wildly outnumbered; most of the population hated their rulers' guts. (I find it really rich that some revisionist Indians are trying to claim that most Indians in the 18th century were really OK with the Moghul empire and it was only British cruelty that allowed them to take over. Bullhockey; you all are just ashamed that it took the white man's will and technology to get you to stand up and overthrow your oppression.)

Posted by: Joe Smith at December 14, 2023 11:33 PM (QINni)

371 "On the other hand, if I was forced to choose between the Hindu Pig-Pens and mohammedan savages, I'd take the Hindus any day of the week.

And the Sikhs over both of them."

This. While the Sikhs have their problems like every group does, overall they're good people; they have the monotheism of Islam without the superiority complex and the concern for living a good life of Hinduism without the fatalism of reincarnation. They're also a fierce bunch of warriors.

Posted by: Joe Smith at December 14, 2023 11:38 PM (QINni)

372 Also, if Sikh weddings are half as fun as they are portrayed in "Bend it like Beckham," I so hope I get invited to one.

Posted by: Joe Smith at December 14, 2023 11:39 PM (QINni)

373 "Brahmins are of Eurasian extraction, thus lighter. Their ancestors originated on the steppes, and move to north India via Iran."

When I was a senior in high school in Maryland, there was a freshman girl who was Pakistani. She had jet black hair, but otherwise she made my English rose/Scottish redhead wife look swarthy; most perfect porcelain skin I've ever seen. For good or for ill, I was too intimidated by her being a cheerleader (!) and too distracted by trying to get into college to make a move, but she's still one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen.

Posted by: Joe Smith at December 14, 2023 11:44 PM (QINni)

374 "When I attended my niece's graduation from her university's school of engineering, I noticed that there were quite a few black graduates. Then I looked at the names on the program. It seems that most of them were from African countries."

Yeah, living down in Houston now and there are a boatload of up-and-coming Nigerian folks here.

Posted by: Joe Smith at December 14, 2023 11:48 PM (QINni)

375 Hi, just wanted to tell you, I enjoyed this article.
It was inspiring. Keep on posting!

Posted by: burrito at December 23, 2023 04:25 PM (NqZnw)

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