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I Know What's Mine Cafe

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I can haz?

Who is this head-tilting fluff-head I see in this reflective pool?

Ever see a puppy pounce?

The much-more common cat pounce.

If I back up the stairs, he won't realize I'm moving past him, and he won't attack me. Wrong, he'll attack you either way he thinks you're going.

Oh my goodness, either the dog is teaching the baby how to crawl, or, more likely, the dog is imitating the baby's clumsy efforts at crawling.

"It's like a giant tongue on my balls"


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:18 PM




Comments

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1 The others have been summoned.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 13, 2023 07:17 PM (qPw5n)

2
In a cavern
In a canyon
Excavating for a mine
Dwelt a miner
Forty-niner
And his daughter
Clementine

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 13, 2023 07:19 PM (xG4kz)

3 That hawk in the top picture gets a two-fer for dinner tonight!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 13, 2023 07:20 PM (BpYfr)

4
This place is a travertine of justice

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 13, 2023 07:20 PM (xG4kz)

5 That Osprey is gonna have surf and surf for dinner.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2023 07:20 PM (7Ac/i)

6 I once shot a baby elephant in my pajamas.

Posted by: Capt. Spaulding at December 13, 2023 07:20 PM (guGkK)

7 Nice of that Hawk to give that crab a lift

Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2023 07:20 PM (fwDg9)

8 Sent you an email, nurse ratched.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 13, 2023 07:21 PM (krqg6)

9
What was the baby elephant doing in your pajamas?

Ba-dum! Sssssss!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 13, 2023 07:21 PM (xG4kz)

10 Thought Bubble over Fish Head:

"This is just not my day"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 13, 2023 07:21 PM (guGkK)

11 The crab identifies as Karen

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2023 07:21 PM (7Ac/i)

12
Gypsum, traps and sieves

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 13, 2023 07:22 PM (xG4kz)

13 That last vidya was twitter staged for likes.

People whooooring out their kids for popularity!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 13, 2023 07:22 PM (XtkZj)

14 I like the cat dog color matching

Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2023 07:22 PM (fwDg9)

15 I don't often see my cat Kaylee with the "zoomies." She's just running around my office like a dervish...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 13, 2023 07:23 PM (BpYfr)

16
The sunset young'uns are cute

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 13, 2023 07:23 PM (xG4kz)

17 Let us rejoice in the absence of mephitic Spheniscida!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 13, 2023 07:23 PM (a3Q+t)

18 Good evening, horde!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 13, 2023 07:24 PM (OX9vb)

19 That last vidya was twitter staged for likes.

It was AI. Prove me wrong.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 13, 2023 07:24 PM (CsUN+)

20
Let us rejoice in the absence of mephitic Spheniscida!
Posted by: Duncanthrax


You watch your phraseology!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 13, 2023 07:24 PM (xG4kz)

21 Your ads are scammy and disgusting. I’m done visiting the site.

Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at December 13, 2023 07:25 PM (JsoKj)

22 Turkey is a beautiful country. Shame I'll never see it again.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 13, 2023 07:25 PM (R4t5M)

23 21 Your ads are scammy and disgusting. I’m done visiting the site.

Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at December 13, 2023 07:25 PM (JsoKj)


Toe Fungus is nothing to be embarrassed about!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 13, 2023 07:26 PM (XtkZj)

24 The crab identifies as Karen
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2023 07:21 PM (7Ac/i)
---
I don't think that falcon has a manager.

Posted by: Axeman at December 13, 2023 07:26 PM (krQz2)

25 Evenin'
(Sips beer)

I can drink gallons of this Samuel Adams Winter Lager. Glad its just a seasonal beer.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 13, 2023 07:26 PM (sAmhv)

26 15 I don't often see my cat Kaylee with the "zoomies." She's just running around my office like a dervish...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 13, 2023 07:23 PM (BpYfr)

My kitty never really has zoomies, either.

Bulldog zoomies are pretty funny. Gotta make sure the priceless heirlooms are put away.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 13, 2023 07:26 PM (OX9vb)

27 Yet another flouncing.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 13, 2023 07:26 PM (R4t5M)

28 Let us rejoice in the absence of mephitic Spheniscida!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 13, 2023 07:23 PM (a3Q+t)
---
Ah, mephits...Mischievous little critters from the Elemental and Quasi-Elemental planes.

Fun fact: Mephit guano can be tossed to create a "stinking cloud" effect.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 13, 2023 07:27 PM (BpYfr)

29
Best friends watching the sunset

__________

Every dog deserves a kid.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 13, 2023 07:27 PM (MoZTd)

30 The crab identifies as Karen

But everyone knew him as Nancy.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 13, 2023 07:27 PM (CsUN+)

31
Some of the medical affliction ads here barely rise to the level of "Does this look infected to you?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 13, 2023 07:27 PM (xG4kz)

32 Your ads are scammy and disgusting. I’m done visiting the site.

*consults Hungarian/English phrasebook*

So you have eels in your hovercar.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2023 07:27 PM (7Ac/i)

33 "Yet another flouncing."

Does something that pitiful deserve to be called a flounce?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 13, 2023 07:27 PM (ou9hh)

34 21 Your ads are scammy and disgusting. I’m done visiting the site.

Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at December 13, 2023 07:25 PM (JsoKj)

I suppose you think shoving a lemon in your ear won't cure tinnitus.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 13, 2023 07:28 PM (OX9vb)

35 FALCON POWNCH!!

Posted by: Captain Falcon at December 13, 2023 07:29 PM (krQz2)

36 Someone told me today that penguins are the largest producers of greenhouse gases on the planet, even more than cattle, poultry, and Al Gore.

Posted by: fd at December 13, 2023 07:29 PM (vFG9F)

37 Dash, I'll bet your guys are a ton of fun.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 13, 2023 07:29 PM (VLIBn)

38 21 Your ads are scammy and disgusting. I’m done visiting the site.

Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at December 13, 2023 07:25 PM (JsoKj)

I suppose you think shoving a lemon in your ear won't cure tinnitus.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 13, 2023 07:28 PM (OX9vb)
---
I'm a little surprised there are no ads for "hot irons" as a universal cure for every ailment--even toe fungus.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 13, 2023 07:29 PM (BpYfr)

39 I suppose you think shoving a lemon in your ear won't cure tinnitus.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 13, 2023 07:28 PM (OX9vb)


I don't know about tinnitus but my frequent urination has gotten better.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 13, 2023 07:29 PM (XtkZj)

40 It's like a giant tongue on my balls.
______________

Excuse to post this. French Bulldogs can't reach their balls with their mouth, so they do this:

http://tinyurl.com/23put3uu

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 13, 2023 07:29 PM (Dm8we)

41
Your ads are scammy and disgusting. I’m done visiting the site.
Posted by: DinsdalePiranha

__________

You haven't seen the extreme gingivitis and tertiary syphilis ones yet.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 13, 2023 07:30 PM (MoZTd)

42 I'm proud to be mephitic, acidic, and arthritic.

Posted by: Basket Case at December 13, 2023 07:30 PM (83IzV)

43 The falcon's call sign is Zero Fuchs

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2023 07:30 PM (7Ac/i)

44 I think I'm OUT!

But they keep pulling me BACK IN!

Posted by: Al Pacino as The Tin Of Catfood at December 13, 2023 07:31 PM (krQz2)

45 End Wokeness @EndWokeness Dec 12
This is horrifying.

Google just unveiled their most capable A.I. model yet called Gemini 1.0

It literally gives justifications for giving the death penalty to right-wingers like Robby Starbuck and then makes up totally fake stories about him.

http://tinyurl.com/4h439rpz
8:47 minutes

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 3h
I asked Google Bard about myself and it says I wrote some books that don't exist and one written by someone else.

Useless.
====
So Bard is crap.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 13, 2023 07:32 PM (krqg6)

46 All wonderful, inspiring links tonight! Thanks
What's for dinner tonight? Glad you asked, we are having collard greens, brown rice and Louisiana hot links. There is raspberry sorbet for dessert but I will pass on that. OK, just a taste...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 13, 2023 07:32 PM (MeG8a)

47 Advertisers consider us and determine we are only worthy of ads on tinnitus, toe fungus and skin tags.

We don't ads for Ferraris or Tag Heur watches here.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 13, 2023 07:32 PM (XtkZj)

48 21 Your ads are scammy and disgusting. I’m done visiting the site.
Posted by: DinsdalePiranha
-------------------
Your loss will be felt by us all. Your witty yet profound posts will remain. Thoughts and prayers for your future endeavors.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 13, 2023 07:32 PM (sAmhv)

49 37 Dash, I'll bet your guys are a ton of fun.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 13, 2023 07:29 PM (VLIBn)

They're ridiculous! But so much fun.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 13, 2023 07:33 PM (OX9vb)

50 Wonder if we will ever see ads for Scrotal Dermatitis aka Strawberry Balls.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2023 07:33 PM (7Ac/i)

51 Dinsdale!

Posted by: The hedgehog at December 13, 2023 07:33 PM (vFG9F)

52 I gather that today was National Horse day. That's everyday around here. Bring me a damn yak,please.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 13, 2023 07:34 PM (mA4gP)

53
Dimmesdale >>>> Dinsdale

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 13, 2023 07:35 PM (MoZTd)

54 Someone told me today that penguins are the largest producers of greenhouse gases on the planet, even more than cattle, poultry, and Al Gore.
Posted by: fd at December 13, 2023 07:29 PM


The fact that more people aren't aware of this tells you just how much the Politico-Journalism Complex is in bed with Big Penguin.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 13, 2023 07:36 PM (a3Q+t)

55 I gather that today was National Horse day

What did Jean Francois Cary trot out today?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2023 07:36 PM (7Ac/i)

56 The House Oversight Committee has already uncovered more than $15 million in payments to the Biden family from Ukraine, Russia, Kazakhstan, Romania, and China, as well as evidence that Joe Biden spoke with and met with Hunter’s business associates despite repeatedly claiming for years that he did no such thing. A longtime FBI informant also had information about a bribe Joe Biden accepted as vice president.


See. No evidence!

Posted by: Reuters at December 13, 2023 07:37 PM (XtkZj)

57
I gather that today was National Horse day

_________

Everyone has a long face.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 13, 2023 07:37 PM (MoZTd)

58
Someone told me today that penguins are the largest producers of greenhouse gases on the planet, even more than cattle, poultry, and Al Gore.
Posted by: fd


That reminded me of an article that I once read about modeling the forces required and necessary geometry for ejecting fecal matter outside their nest by nesting penguins.

http://tinyurl.com/PenguinPooPlus9Bonuses

The model's figure was the first in that list of ten all time greats. Ride the poop chute of healthy, sanitary excretions!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 13, 2023 07:38 PM (xG4kz)

59 Toe Fungus is nothing to be embarrassed about!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 13, 2023 07:26 PM (XtkZj)


What about the worms coming out of your feet?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 13, 2023 07:39 PM (/HDaX)

60 Everyone has a long face.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 13, 2023 07:37 PM (MoZTd)

Never gets old.

How is Delilah doing, Hadrian?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 13, 2023 07:39 PM (OX9vb)

61 The horse puns will wither soon.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 13, 2023 07:40 PM (a3Q+t)

62 'Pamukkale In Turkey, known for its white terraces of travertine, formed by mineral-rich hot springs.'

Turkey has so many fascinating natural features and archaeological sites. It's a damn shame it's full of Turks.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 13, 2023 07:40 PM (roH4R)

63 Insider Corner @insiderscorner 10h
WATCH: A Nebraska farmer crafted a depiction of Trump's Fulton County mugshot spanning 80 acres on his land, with the message 'Never Surrender.' The intricate artwork is visible only from the air.

http://tinyurl.com/4mkv7e5a
13 seconds; crappy soundtrack -- suggest killing the sound.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 13, 2023 07:41 PM (krqg6)

64 61 The horse puns will wither soon.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 13, 2023 07:40 PM (a3Q+t)

Let's hope they reign it in soon.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 13, 2023 07:41 PM (XtkZj)

65 The best thing about a horse is an owner with disposable income.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 13, 2023 07:41 PM (mA4gP)

66 Please, Br'er Fox! Don't throw us into the briar patch!

Shahid Bolsen
@ShahidkBolsen
Invoke Article 6 of the UN Charter against the United States.
Move to expel America from the United Nations.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 13, 2023 07:42 PM (FVME7)

67 Nice.... sunset just about to hit here... looks like there should be some color from the clouds...

Sunset Cocktail hour... started in Hawaii in the mid 80's, still sometimes do it to this day.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 13, 2023 07:42 PM (xaFKb)

68 The horse puns will wither soon.

Canter on my son, canter on.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2023 07:42 PM (7Ac/i)

69
How is Delilah doing, Hadrian?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

_________

Better today, thank you. It may be that she had an unusually bad reaction to the anesthetic. But she's steadier and brighter of eye. What the future holds is a question, but every day with her is a day of grace.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 13, 2023 07:43 PM (MoZTd)

70 66 Please, Br'er Fox! Don't throw us into the briar patch!

Shahid Bolsen
@ShahidkBolsen
Invoke Article 6 of the UN Charter against the United States.
Move to expel America from the United Nations.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 13, 2023 07:42 PM (FVME7)

Your terms are.... acceptable.

Now, get the Fuck out of the United States.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 13, 2023 07:43 PM (xaFKb)

71
Invoke Article 6 of the UN Charter against the United States.
Move to expel America from the United Nations.

_________

But we still have to pay dues, right?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 13, 2023 07:44 PM (MoZTd)

72 Expel the US???

Cool. Then we get to expel everyone inside the UN building and then rent it out to better clients - Section 8 housing.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2023 07:45 PM (7Ac/i)

73 "The horse puns will wither soon."

And tail off.

Posted by: davidt at December 13, 2023 07:45 PM (SYTee)

74 http://tinyurl.com/PenguinPooPlus9Bonuses

The model's figure was the first in that list of ten all time greats. Ride the poop chute of healthy, sanitary excretions!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 13, 2023 07:38 PM


Ace could do an entire Thread about the figure that came in #8.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 13, 2023 07:45 PM (a3Q+t)

75
The UN will never leave the US.

New York hookers >>> Swiss hookers

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 13, 2023 07:46 PM (MoZTd)

76 Rep. Mary Miller @RepMaryMiller
🚨🚨 Will the FBI arrest and shackle Hunter Biden at the airport for refusing a Congressional subpoena as they did to Peter Navarro? Or will the FBI confirm we have two systems of justice, one for the Bidens and one for everyone else?
@RealPNavarro

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 13, 2023 07:47 PM (krqg6)

77
And tail off.
Posted by: davidt

_________

In the mane, yes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 13, 2023 07:47 PM (MoZTd)

78 It will not be a boring year.
_Elon Musk

Posted by: Braenyard at December 13, 2023 07:47 PM (QlRIZ)

79 The UN will never leave the US.

New York hookers >>> Swiss hookers


Taylor Lorenz hardest hit.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2023 07:48 PM (7Ac/i)

80 The little girl and her doggie adorable.
Well better turn this off.

Hope everyone has a great evening.

Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2023 07:48 PM (fwDg9)

81 The UN will never leave the US.

New York hookers >>> Swiss hookers
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 13, 2023 07:46 PM (MoZTd)

Swiss hookers tend blonde, which is surely racist.

Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 13, 2023 07:48 PM (hCt6Y)

82 Neigh.

Posted by: Eromero at December 13, 2023 07:49 PM (LEM+/)

83 http://tinyurl.com/4mkv7e5a
13 seconds; crappy soundtrack -- suggest killing the sound.
Posted by: andycanuck

There's a man who knows how to work the GPS on his tractor.

Posted by: MkY at December 13, 2023 07:49 PM (cPGH3)

84 Oh and Swiss hookers are all named Heidi.

Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 13, 2023 07:50 PM (hCt6Y)

85 Hunter is a pawn . His stunt today secured the inquiry vote.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 13, 2023 07:50 PM (mA4gP)

86 I'm going to say that the dog is doing the teaching on the kiddo. The feet up in the air crawling reminds me of a cousin of mine who thought it was a fantastic idea to put and M-80 inside a hole carved out of a watermelon at a family reunion. He's a feet up in the air crawling kind of guy too. And my black lab would ruin the Bell curve on any test he had to take.

Posted by: Orson at December 13, 2023 07:51 PM (dIske)

87 I just read opening of this: Posted by Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:40 PM Comments.

My simple-minded response is this:
IF the Constitution provides that there are ways to challenge “irregularities in the vote” and prescribes ways to challenge said irregularities , including the VP challenging the slate of electors, how is it possible to effect same if that very act incurs obstruction of justice charges?
I submit that those who prosecute such challenges are guilty of flagrant Constitutional violations. 2 areas of violation:
1) As a government agent/cy/controlee, they are required to interpret the law in the most plain, clear, ‘reasonable man’ manner possible. Merely protesting violates the clear meaning and intent of the 1st Amendment.
2) Violent, destructive, financially devastating costs to the victims as a result of protests from ANTIFA and BLM, among others was routinely ignored by the feds, but the actions on J6 were unequally prosecuted. Equal protection under the law 14th Amendment violation.
Trump was very emphatic that the 1st Amendment be used peacefully; no reasonable person could take Trump’s of J6 and call it an incitement to violence. to be cont'd.

Posted by: Toothless Appalachian Cat Prick at December 13, 2023 07:52 PM (u0OdI)

88 "Oh and Swiss hookers are all named Heidi.
Posted by: That Northernlurker"

That's where we get the term "Heidi Ho".

Posted by: fd at December 13, 2023 07:52 PM (vFG9F)

89 The real problem is that it was not final enough?

🇵🇸 #FreePalestine #FreeGaza 🇵🇸
@realnikohouse
Once the narrative that the U.S. was actually one of the good guys in WWI/WWII, last great lie, finally crumbles, the world can finally start to move forward with genuine solutions because it’ll mean they’ve finally diagnosed the real problem.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 13, 2023 07:53 PM (FVME7)

90 66 Please, Br'er Fox! Don't throw us into the briar patch!

Shahid Bolsen
@ShahidkBolsen
Invoke Article 6 of the UN Charter against the United States.
Move to expel America from the United Nations.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
--------------------
OH NO!!!!!

Anyway....

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 13, 2023 07:54 PM (sAmhv)

91 Using Swiss hookers might make your privates berne.

Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 13, 2023 07:55 PM (hCt6Y)

92 Shahid should shahid hisself.

Posted by: runner at December 13, 2023 07:56 PM (V13WU)

93 How about Pippi Longstocking??

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 13, 2023 07:57 PM (krqg6)

94 Shahid Bolsen
@ShahidkBolsen
Invoke Article 6 of the UN Charter against the United States.
Move to expel America from the United Nations.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

How 'bout if we expel the UN from America, instead?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 13, 2023 07:58 PM (OX9vb)

95 91 Using Swiss hookers might make your privates berne.
----
Especially if she takes it in the basel.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 13, 2023 07:59 PM (krqg6)

96 UN Out! Good old days.

Posted by: Eromero at December 13, 2023 07:59 PM (LEM+/)

97 89 The real problem is that it was not final enough?

🇵🇸 #FreePalestine #FreeGaza 🇵🇸
@realnikohouse
Once the narrative that the U.S. was actually one of the good guys in WWI/WWII, last great lie, finally crumbles, the world can finally start to move forward with genuine solutions because it’ll mean they’ve finally diagnosed the real problem.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
--------------------------
Be careful what you wish for.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 13, 2023 07:59 PM (sAmhv)

98 What do you guys think about Rick Grenell for Trump's VP?

He's smart, loyal, conservative, and gay. All four of those things will drive the libs nuts, but the fourth will make them positively apoplectic.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 13, 2023 08:00 PM (kQDzN)

99 Speaking of cute, little, just created beings . . .

http://tinyurl.com/4h3h6any

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 13, 2023 08:01 PM (FVME7)

100 53
Dimmesdale >>>> Dinsdale
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 13, 2023 07:35 PM (MoZTd)

Many years ago, moved from the blessed flatlands of West Texas to work for an outfit in Atlanta.

I was introduced to the CEO's personal hit man, named Dins*****.

That guy was a piece of work. Big Georgia drawl. Wore shirts with epaulettes on his shoulders, and swaggered around the joint like he owned it.

It didn't end well. For them.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at December 13, 2023 08:02 PM (MkuC5)

101 Shahid Bolsen
@ShahidkBolsen
Invoke Article 6 of the UN Charter against the United States.
Move to expel America from the United Nations.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


But still expect us to fund them....

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 13, 2023 08:03 PM (NYzgN)

102 >>>I don't often see my cat Kaylee with the "zoomies." She's just running around my office like a dervish...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

>You have an office? Luxury! My three-legged moggy has to zoom in a cardboard box like a doodle bug.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 13, 2023 08:03 PM (fY84s)

103

House votes to formalize impeachment inquiry into Biden, marking pivotal moment in GOP probe

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2023 08:03 PM (63Dwl)

104 What is the gay term for Uncle Tom?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 13, 2023 08:04 PM (NYzgN)

105 Can they expel us from NATO while they're at it?

Posted by: fd at December 13, 2023 08:04 PM (vFG9F)

106 94 Shahid Bolsen
@ShahidkBolsen
Invoke Article 6 of the UN Charter against the United States.
Move to expel America from the United Nations.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

How 'bout if we expel the UN from America, instead?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 13, 2023 07:58 PM (OX9vb)

How 'bout we all line up in the street outside the place and literally shown 'em our red eyes.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at December 13, 2023 08:05 PM (MkuC5)

107 There's Heidi Ho but also
there's also Heidi Hi
according to which way you want to go.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 13, 2023 08:05 PM (QlRIZ)

108 104 What is the gay term for Uncle Tom?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 13, 2023 08:04 PM (NYzgN)

Uncle Three Dollar Bill.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 13, 2023 08:05 PM (OX9vb)

109 They're always thinking.

"Michael Green, 50, and Byron Bolden, 37 were both convicted for felony retail theft.
"The documented value of the items stolen was $2,094.98, and a sixth-degree felony theft charge in Colorado includes a total value between $2,000 and $5,000.
"Since it was just $94.98 that separated the pair from a felony and a misdemeanor, their lawyer tried to argue the charge down because the merchandise they stole could have been bought for less than the documented value on sale and with coupons for store discounts."

This is why discount coupons are important.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 13, 2023 08:06 PM (FVME7)

110 Uncle Timmy

Posted by: Braenyard at December 13, 2023 08:06 PM (QlRIZ)

111 'Pamukkale In Turkey, known for its white terraces of travertine, formed by mineral-rich hot springs.'

Turkey has so many fascinating natural features and archaeological sites. It's a damn shame it's full of Turks.
Posted by: Dr. Claw


I'm wondering why the pools aren't actually full of Turks?

Too hot?

Posted by: DaveA at December 13, 2023 08:06 PM (FhXTo)

112
What is the gay term for Uncle Tom?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


Aunt Mary?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2023 08:06 PM (63Dwl)

113 Wasn't Grenell bragging that as NSA, he was going to release the docs proving russiagate was a hoax, then never did.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 13, 2023 08:07 PM (NYzgN)

114 After 22 months of gestation, that newborn baby elephant stumbles and falls on its face. It's got to be wondering -- what the hell? I had so good just until a minute ago!?!

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at December 13, 2023 08:08 PM (IBDwy)

115 "their lawyer tried to argue the charge down because the merchandise they stole could have been bought for less than the documented value on sale and with coupons for store discounts."


Ha ha, that's pretty creative.

Lawyers are scum.

Present company excluded of course.

Posted by: fd at December 13, 2023 08:08 PM (vFG9F)

116 Don't forget the Gemenids peak tonight.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 13, 2023 08:09 PM (GZsmd)

117 CAT, Good memory. Grenell's best moment was ambassador in Germany.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 13, 2023 08:10 PM (mA4gP)

118 Mrs. Charlie??

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 13, 2023 08:11 PM (krqg6)

119 After 22 months of gestation, that newborn baby elephant stumbles and falls on its face. It's got to be wondering -- what the hell? I had so good just until a minute ago!?!
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate

At least it was up and trying. All my newborns did was cry and sleep. Lazy bums.

Posted by: She Hobbit at December 13, 2023 08:12 PM (J6SiZ)

120 Aunt Tom.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 13, 2023 08:12 PM (FVME7)

121 Don't forget the Gemenids peak tonight.
Posted by: Marcus T at Decembe

Best not forget to close your blinds.

Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 13, 2023 08:12 PM (hCt6Y)

122
In the total area, there are 17 thermal springs which range in temperatures from 35 degrees Celcius (95 degrees Fahrenheit) all the way up to 100 degrees Celcius (212 degrees Fahrenheit), so some of the pools will not be suitable for swimming. Don’t even get close to the hottest springs!


I'm wondering why the pools aren't actually full of Turks?

Too hot?
Posted by: DaveA

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 13, 2023 08:13 PM (xG4kz)

123 6 Rep. Mary Miller @RepMaryMiller
🚨🚨 Will the FBI arrest and shackle Hunter Biden at the airport for refusing a Congressional subpoena as they did to Peter Navarro? Or will the FBI confirm we have two systems of justice, one for the Bidens and one for everyone else?
@RealPNavarro


The answers you seek:

'fuck no, we won't'.
'fuck yes, we will'.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 13, 2023 08:14 PM (XtkZj)

124 all the way up to 100 degrees Celcius

That'll cook your kebab.

Posted by: DaveA at December 13, 2023 08:15 PM (FhXTo)

125 Don't forget the Gemenids peak tonight.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 13, 2023 08:09 PM


(A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh)
(A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh)
(A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh)
(A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh)

In the sky, the mighty sky
The Gemenids peak tonight
In the sky, the quiet sky
The Geminids streak tonight

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 13, 2023 08:17 PM (a3Q+t)

126 Anti-Mame

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2023 08:17 PM (63Dwl)

127
(A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh)
(A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh)
(A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh)
(A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh)

In the sky, the mighty sky
The Gemenids peak tonight
In the sky, the quiet sky
The Geminids streak tonight
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 13, 2023 08:17 PM (a3Q+t)


The horde never disappoints.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 13, 2023 08:18 PM (XtkZj)

128 104 What is the gay term for Uncle Tom?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 13, 2023 08:04 PM (NYzgN)

Barack Obama?

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 13, 2023 08:18 PM (g4+u8)

129 Blah. I've had the crud since Sunday. Bout sick of it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 13, 2023 08:20 PM (XtkZj)

130 1 hour ago BREAKING: House Approves Joe Biden Impeachment Inquiry!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at December 13, 2023 08:22 PM (7cPAc)

131 15 I don't often see my cat Kaylee with the "zoomies." She's just running around my office like a dervish...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 13, 2023 07:23 PM (BpYfr)

My kitty never really has zoomies, either.

Bulldog zoomies are pretty funny. Gotta make sure the priceless heirlooms are put away.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 13, 2023 07:26 PM (OX9vb)

With 4 I can get zoomie cascades, where one running cat either scatters some ahead or get chased from behind. A common thing is the turnabout, where cat A is chased by B to the far end of the house, then B runs from A back the same way touring almost every room in the house.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 13, 2023 08:22 PM (eoQWY)

132 Newly approved FDA drug, or first name of college football player? Three of each.

Ogsiveo
Avieon
Cataurus
Loqtorzi
Travali
Rivfloza

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 13, 2023 08:22 PM (Dm8we)

133 Blah. I've had the crud since Sunday. Bout sick of it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 13, 2023 08:20 PM (XtkZj)
--
Me too. It sucks. Not at the doorstep of death, but just feel yucky most of the time. And I have to make myself eat something.

the Missus as well. Marriage is all about sharing, I guess.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger at December 13, 2023 08:24 PM (T/Lqj)

134 just got back
what are we doing

Posted by: Don Black at December 13, 2023 08:25 PM (geLO8)

135 Me too. It sucks. Not at the doorstep of death, but just feel yucky most of the time. And I have to make myself eat something.

the Missus as well. Marriage is all about sharing, I guess.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger at December 13, 2023 08:24 PM (T/Lqj)


It's ruining my sleep too, which makes it worse. I'm going to drink more NyQuil tonight before bed.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 13, 2023 08:25 PM (XtkZj)

136 just got back
what are we doing
Posted by: Don Black at December 13, 2023 08:25 PM (geLO

I'm whining about being sick.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger at December 13, 2023 08:26 PM (T/Lqj)

137 > BREAKING: House Approves Joe Biden Impeachment Inquiry


I'm surprised- thought they'd cave

Posted by: Don Black at December 13, 2023 08:27 PM (geLO8)

138 136 just got back
what are we doing
Posted by: Don Black at December 13, 2023 08:25 PM (geLO

I'm whining about being sick.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger at December 13, 2023 08:26 PM (T/Lqj)


I started the whining.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 13, 2023 08:27 PM (XtkZj)

139 The Jeopardy! jarhead won the game tonight.

He's scarily focused.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 13, 2023 08:28 PM (2C6YZ)

140 do what ya gotta do to get thru

Posted by: Don Black at December 13, 2023 08:29 PM (geLO8)

141 do what ya gotta do to get thru
Posted by: Don Black at December 13, 2023 08:29 PM (geLO

Bourbon FTW!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger at December 13, 2023 08:30 PM (T/Lqj)

142 I'm whining about being sick.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger at December 13, 2023 08:26 PM (T/Lqj)

I had it, too. It's been ten days since it started, and I'm still too congested to hear or smell anything.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 13, 2023 08:32 PM (OX9vb)

143 113 Wasn't Grenell bragging that as NSA, he was going to release the docs proving russiagate was a hoax, then never did.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 13, 2023 08:07 PM (NYzgN)

________________________________

He declassified a crap load of documents that were instrumental in getting to the truth...some of them he declassified as he was walking out the door like a boss.

Posted by: Orson at December 13, 2023 08:33 PM (dIske)

144 Whiskey ain’t enough. You need bacon, lots of bacon. And vitamin C.

Posted by: Eromero at December 13, 2023 08:33 PM (LEM+/)

145 Wasn't Grenell bragging that as NSA, he was going to release the docs proving russiagate was a hoax, then never did.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 13, 2023 08:07 PM (NYzgN)
~~~~~

He did release stuff. In fact, he and Kash Patel were the ones who helped Devin Nunes with his report.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 13, 2023 08:33 PM (Gkgvs)

146 "House Approves Joe Biden Impeachment Inquiry"

I suppose that's something. Now bring on the red meat.

Posted by: fd at December 13, 2023 08:33 PM (vFG9F)

147 BREAKING: House Approves Joe Biden Impeachment Inquiry

It won't amount to anything until the Deep State has a satisfactory succession plan in place. When you see something about questions suddenly arising about Kamala's past financial dealings you'll know the fix is in.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 13, 2023 08:35 PM (g4+u8)

148 Grenell might be a solid choice if for no other reason than to piss off the entire Middle East.

Posted by: Orson at December 13, 2023 08:37 PM (dIske)

149 He won’t be convicted. The demoncrats don’t get convicted.

Posted by: Eromero at December 13, 2023 08:37 PM (LEM+/)

150 He's smart, loyal, conservative, and gay. All four of those things will drive the libs nuts, but the fourth will make them positively apoplectic.
Posted by: IrishEi at December 13, 2023 08:00 PM (kQDzN)

Absolutely not. Not after the hatchet job he did on Kathy Barnette.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 13, 2023 08:38 PM (Zt4oV)

151 Every president from now on is going get impeached for something.

Posted by: fd at December 13, 2023 08:38 PM (vFG9F)

152 146 "House Approves Joe Biden Impeachment Inquiry"

I suppose that's something. Now bring on the red meat.
Posted by: fd at December 13, 2023 08:33 PM (vFG9F)

Did Kabuki Theatre have Programs?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 13, 2023 08:39 PM (xaFKb)

153 151 Every president from now on is going get impeached for something.
Posted by: fd at December 13, 2023 08:38 PM (vFG9F)

Dems set the precedent... by lowering the bar so low for Impeachment.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 13, 2023 08:40 PM (xaFKb)

154 Grenell might be a solid choice if for no other reason than to piss off the entire Middle East.
Posted by: Orson at December 13, 2023 08:37 PM (dIske)
~~~~~

And it would rob the libs of having the first gay VP.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 13, 2023 08:41 PM (Gkgvs)

155 Expel the U.S. from the UN?

Don't threaten me with a good time.

Posted by: PabloD at December 13, 2023 08:42 PM (qOxHQ)

156 "House Approves Joe Biden Impeachment Inquiry"

I suppose that's something. Now bring on the red meat.
Posted by: fd at December 13, 2023 08:33 PM (vFG9F)

I predict a whole lot of "We Got Them This Time, You Guys!!" followed by a helluva lot of empty bloviating on camera, ending with a wet turd in the punchbowl.

Oh well. We'll get them next time.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger at December 13, 2023 08:43 PM (T/Lqj)

157 Absolutely not. Not after the hatchet job he did on Kathy Barnette.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 13, 2023 08:38 PM (Zt4oV)
________________________________

What? We are supposed to ignore Barnette's support of Black Lives Matter....with a "defund the police" hashtag. Granted, that's not what set Grenell off, but his instincts were dead on.

Posted by: Orson at December 13, 2023 08:43 PM (dIske)

158 Probably a bad idea for the Boston mayor to send an email Christmas party invitation excluding white city council members and staff to all city council members. Probably.

Posted by: lost in space at December 13, 2023 08:44 PM (tyY91)

159 So, I suppose this new "Civil War" movie has been mentioned?
https://blazingcatfur.ca/2023/12/13/wtf-1772/

"What kind of American?""

Posted by: mindful webworker - who are the good guys? at December 13, 2023 08:44 PM (DXCDZ)

160 Absolutely not. Not after the hatchet job he did on Kathy Barnette.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 13, 2023 08:38 PM (Zt4oV)
~~~~~

I liked Barnette, but as I recall, she equated gays with pedophiles and incest. That's probably why Grenell was against her but to be honest, I don't remember that.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 13, 2023 08:45 PM (Gkgvs)

161 How about Pippi Longstocking??
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 13, 2023 07:57 PM (krqg6)


Have her bathed and brought to my longhouse. Leave the monkey but bring the toffees.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 13, 2023 08:45 PM (D7oie)

162 What? We are supposed to ignore Barnette's support of Black Lives Matter....with a "defund the police" hashtag. Granted, that's not what set Grenell off, but his instincts were dead on.
Posted by: Orson at December 13, 2023 08:43 PM (dIske)

I don't recall her ever doing that.

In any case: no poofters!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 13, 2023 08:47 PM (Zt4oV)

163 They just announced a male contraceptive that is 99% effective. Thus ends the human race.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 13, 2023 08:47 PM (b4o9z)

164 The neat part about impeachment is it's a big scarlet A for the (R)s and equivalent to being awarded the Medal of Honor for the (D)s.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - No R candidates will discuss voter fraud because Trump said pussy at December 13, 2023 08:47 PM (6Y/Rl)

165 In any case: no poofters!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 13, 2023 08:47 PM (Zt4oV)

____________________

Oh, way to go. No you insulted Ace.

Posted by: Orson at December 13, 2023 08:48 PM (dIske)

166 At least it was up and trying. All my newborns did was cry and sleep. Lazy bums.
Posted by: She Hobbit at December 13, 2023 08:12 PM (J6SiZ)


Yeah, you only carried them twelve months and only had labor for 20 hours.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 13, 2023 08:49 PM (D7oie)

167 159 So, I suppose this new "Civil War" movie has been mentioned?
https://blazingcatfur.ca/2023/12/13/wtf-1772/

"What kind of American?""
Posted by: mindful webworker
-------------------
I'll just assume this will be a wokefest craptacular movie.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 13, 2023 08:50 PM (sAmhv)

168 12 months?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 13, 2023 08:50 PM (b4o9z)

169 Impeachment might turn out to be interesting.

The synchronized scripting vomiting forth from the Sovietized Media will surely prove to be as trite and predictable as a White House Press Briefing.

Or, in other words, Thursday.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 13, 2023 08:50 PM (e6UQI)

170 It won't amount to anything until the Deep State has a satisfactory succession plan in place. When you see something about questions suddenly arising about Kamala's past financial dealings you'll know the fix is in.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 13, 2023 08:35 PM (g4+u



And if we are lucky, it will wind up with Yellen being president

Posted by: Kindltot at December 13, 2023 08:51 PM (D7oie)

171 I predict a whole lot of "We Got Them This Time, You Guys!!" followed by a helluva lot of empty bloviating on camera, ending with a wet turd in the punchbowl.

Oh well. We'll get them next time.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
_________________

I don't understand at all why we'd want to push this along quickly. Why not let it drip, drip, drip as long as possible in order to deny them the easy excuse to get rid of him? I don't care if he never actually gets impeached. We already know he'll never get convicted in the Senate anyway.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 13, 2023 08:51 PM (Dm8we)

172 I'll have to rely on y'all to watch the 'impeachment proceedings'.

I have things to do.

Call me if they decide to draw and quarter.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 13, 2023 08:52 PM (XtkZj)

173 Adam "Pencilneck" Schiff assures me that there is zero evidence of any high crimes or misdemeanors involving Brandon.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 13, 2023 08:53 PM (a3Q+t)

174 I'm can't wait to open my spam folder and read all the RNC emails begging for money.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 13, 2023 08:53 PM (XtkZj)

175 12 months?

right, my mistake. 9 months.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 13, 2023 08:53 PM (D7oie)

176 66 Please, Br'er Fox! Don't throw us into the briar patch!

Shahid Bolsen
@ShahidkBolsen
Invoke Article 6 of the UN Charter against the United States.
Move to expel America from the United Nations.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 13, 2023 07:42 PM (FVME7)

Good. Then we can move the UN out of the US.
Then they'll have room for their illegals.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at December 13, 2023 08:54 PM (Rbu5d)

177 I'd rather the Scientologists buy the UN building than have the UN in the UN building.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 13, 2023 08:55 PM (XtkZj)

178 right, my mistake. 9 months.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 13, 2023 08:53 PM


Increase the project staff to 9 women, and we can deliver in 1 month.

Posted by: J. Random Project Manager, PMP at December 13, 2023 08:56 PM (a3Q+t)

179 I'd rather the Scientologists buy the UN building than have the UN in the UN building.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 13, 2023 08:55 PM (XtkZj)


One word: Dydeetown,

Posted by: Kindltot at December 13, 2023 08:57 PM (D7oie)

180 Good. Then we can move the UN out of the US.
Then they'll have room for their illegals.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at December 13, 2023 08:54 PM (Rbu5d)

That old building is so full of asbestos, it would probably be condemned as housing. Some crony of the Mayor would get a no-bid contract for "asbestos remediation", which would take ten years, and cost billions.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 13, 2023 08:58 PM (Zt4oV)

181 Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 6h
Yikes. Propaganda alert.

DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm 11h
The first trailer for Alex Garland’s ‘CIVIL WAR’, starring Kirsten Dunst, Cailee Spaeny and Jesse Plemons.

In theaters on April 26.
Civil War | Official Trailer HD | A24
http://tinyurl.com/23hdkc3a
2:24 minutes

Grimm Bastard @BastardGrimm 6h
In what Universe would Texas and California would be allies in a Civil War?

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 6h Replying to @BastardGrimm
That's the trick to make it look less like propaganda. But it primes the brain the same to fear Trump.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 13, 2023 08:58 PM (krqg6)

182 179 I'd rather the Scientologists buy the UN building than have the UN in the UN building.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 13, 2023 08:55 PM (XtkZj)

One word: Dydeetown,
Posted by: Kindltot at December 13, 2023 08:57 PM (D7oie)

Tyrannosaurus?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 13, 2023 08:59 PM (XtkZj)

183 Network on TCM.

Peak Faye Dunaway?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 09:01 PM (JrojV)

184 PENNSYLVANIA (WHTM) – Controversial tweets from Republican Pennsylvania Senate candidate Kathy Barnette have surfaced showing comments some consider homophobic and Islamaphobic.

The tweets were shared by former President Donald Trump’s former acting national intelligence director Richard Grenell, who like Trump is a supporter of Barnette’s opponent Mehmet Oz.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 13, 2023 09:01 PM (QlRIZ)

185 But FIRST… NBC’s Dasha Burns on Thursday interviewed Republican PA-SEN co-frontrunner Kathy Barnette, who’s been surging in the polls, and here’s what Barnette told her:

On Donald Trump releasing a statement Thursday saying she can’t win the general election

“Then the second paragraph, [Trump said should she] get through, ‘she’s gonna make it. She’ll have a wonderful career. And I will be there to support her.’... And we know that President Trump does not mince words. He’s a very straight shooter. And I look forward to working with the president.”

On why Trump said the first part – that she can’t win

“Because he’s made an endorsement [of Mehmet Oz]. And so I mean, he’s going to stick with that endorsement.”

Posted by: Braenyard at December 13, 2023 09:03 PM (QlRIZ)

186 "comments some consider homophobic and Islamaphobic."

Where "some" means Leftists. All you need to know.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 13, 2023 09:04 PM (Zt4oV)

187 Civil War movie
I'll just assume this will be a wokefest craptacular movie.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Probably. I didn't watch the trailer twice, but I think there was a line about the Fed military defeating the combined armies of... Texas & California?? Sure.. seems legit.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth & choice at December 13, 2023 09:04 PM (DXCDZ)

188 Tyrannosaurus?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 13, 2023 08:59 PM (XtkZj)


That story did have the most satisfying "death of the Kingpin" scene ever written.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 13, 2023 09:05 PM (D7oie)

189
Network on TCM.

Peak Faye Dunaway?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2023 09:06 PM (63Dwl)

190 University of Texas Faculty Demand Support for ‘Pro-Palestine’ Speech

-Faculty at UT Austin are calling on their president to support Anti-Israel speech

Posted by: Braenyard at December 13, 2023 09:06 PM (QlRIZ)

191
Network on TCM.

Peak Faye Dunaway?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


I'M MAD AS HELL

and I guess I'll keep taking it

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2023 09:07 PM (63Dwl)

192 U.N. problem?

U.S. Army Combat Engineers.

I don't think they normally specialize in Pest Control, but in this case, I think they'd be just the ticket.

Hive removal, and such.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 13, 2023 09:07 PM (e6UQI)

193 >>>That old building is so full of asbestos, it would probably be condemned as housing. Some crony of the Mayor would get a no-bid contract for "asbestos remediation", which would take ten years, and cost billions.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
=====

It would be an environmental hazard to use explosives to demolish it.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 13, 2023 09:08 PM (QlRIZ)

194 It would be an environmental hazard to use explosives to demolish it.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 13, 2023 09:08 PM (QlRIZ)

Paging Gojira!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 13, 2023 09:09 PM (Zt4oV)

195 Remember when every actor portraying a Southerner had to talk like he was a retarded child? I noticed this when I was a child myself, began to realize that actors knew nothing about Southerners. Still don’t.

Posted by: Eromero at December 13, 2023 09:12 PM (NxC5+)

196 The explosives needed to bring down the U.N. wouldn't be the primary cause of the environmental hazard.

Just the dust cloud of any falling building alone, is going to suffice to aerosolize that crap from here to kingdom come.

Unless they wait for an especially rainy day. A frog-drowning downpour. Better than any number of firehoses, none of which would have the reach to spray down the upper floors, anyway.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 13, 2023 09:14 PM (e6UQI)

197 BOS 1 NJ 0 end 2nd

Posted by: Don Black at December 13, 2023 09:14 PM (geLO8)

198 Barnette. Hoped I'd never have to hear her name again.

Posted by: mnw at December 13, 2023 09:15 PM (NLIak)

199 Unless they wait for an especially rainy day. A frog-drowning downpour. Better than any number of firehoses, none of which would have the reach to spray down the upper floors, anyway.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 13, 2023 09:14 PM (e6UQI)

Isn't the U.N. building right on the waterfront? Just set charges to undermine the foundation on the river side, and topple it intact into the river.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 13, 2023 09:16 PM (Zt4oV)

200 Damn. Faye had it going on.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 09:17 PM (JrojV)

201 Damn. Faye had it going on.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 09:17 PM (JrojV)

Kong certainly thought so.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 13, 2023 09:17 PM (Zt4oV)

202 Related to the earlier post about Hasbro foundering in Disney's woke wash: the Star Wars miniatures wargames that once dethroned Games Workshop as the industry's top dog have mostly faded into obscurity. They were everywhere in 2019, now you're lucky to find one store running X-Wing tables in a major metropolitan area. Granted, this is mostly due to parent company Asmodee being a retarded baguette enthusiast, but the state of the IP is probably not helping any. It's not uncommon for tabletop companies to piss off the players with crappy rules and retreat to the fortified lore until the chaos subsides, but if the lore also sucks...

Posted by: CppThis at December 13, 2023 09:18 PM (PZvjL)

203 Kong certainly thought so.

He liked what he smelled.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 09:19 PM (JrojV)

204 Did I see the UN wants to expel the US?

How cool is that! Gtfo and don't let the door hit ya where the Lord split ya!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 13, 2023 09:22 PM (CkL1Y)

205 191
Network on TCM.

Peak Faye Dunaway?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

I'M MAD AS HELL

and I guess I'll keep taking it
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.



'You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, Mr. Beale, and I won't have it!! '

https://youtu.be/yuBe93FMiJc?si=Ou9q_FmO1Vb1KW5h

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 13, 2023 09:23 PM (sAmhv)

206 I wouldn't want to topple the U.N. tower into the river, unless I knew that it'd not fall into one of the navigational channels.

Otherwise, drop 'er and let it be a new fishing reef.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston,TX

Posted by: Jim at December 13, 2023 09:24 PM (e6UQI)

207 A new Civil War movie? Did they race swap the Confederates to be Jews? Cause I could see them doing that.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 13, 2023 09:25 PM (b4o9z)

208 Faye Dunaway as Milady de Winter in the Musketeer movies and her and Raquel Welch in a catfight!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 13, 2023 09:26 PM (krqg6)

209 I was introduced to the CEO's personal hit man, named Dins*****.

That guy was a piece of work. Big Georgia drawl. Wore shirts with epaulettes on his shoulders, and swaggered around the joint like he owned it.

It didn't end well. For them.

Did he begin to be terrorized by a giant hedgehog?

Posted by: azjaeger at December 13, 2023 09:26 PM (3/XaG)

210 I wouldn't want to topple the U.N. tower into the river, unless I knew that it'd not fall into one of the navigational channels.

Otherwise, drop 'er and let it be a new fishing reef.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston,TX
Posted by: Jim at December 13, 2023 09:24 PM (e6UQI)

Once it was in the river, you could blow as much of it to bits as you needed to clear the channel, with the dust issues.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 13, 2023 09:28 PM (Zt4oV)

211 208 Mmmmmmmm…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 09:30 PM (JrojV)

212 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

I'M MAD AS HELL


Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
=========

Me too.

Posted by: Eddie Chiles at December 13, 2023 09:30 PM (QlRIZ)

213 I would say we make room in our trillion dollar budget to, brick by brick, send the UN to Germany via FedEx.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 13, 2023 09:31 PM (XtkZj)

214 Why not send the UN to Gaza?

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 13, 2023 09:33 PM (XwgAM)

215 Network on TCM.

Peak Faye Dunaway?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Joan "Wire Hangers" Crawford

Posted by: Lost in Space at December 13, 2023 09:33 PM (RUkY9)

216 Fun fact I just read (in Detroit Catholic press, no less): The Irish government announced that starting in January, new arrivals from Ukraine would see benefits cut in a bid to discourage so-called "secondary movement" from Ukrainians who have already settled in other safe European countries with less generous benefits than Ireland.

Maybe we should do the same here for our "asylees".

Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 13, 2023 09:33 PM (YJlID)

217 Looks like a NOOD ONT already
https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=407380

Posted by: mindful webworker - go away now at December 13, 2023 09:36 PM (DXCDZ)

218 Lol. OK governor just banned Offices of DEI in all public colleges in the state.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 13, 2023 09:36 PM (NYzgN)

219 Best friends watching the sunset and baby elephant taking its first steps are my favorites tonight.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 13, 2023 09:41 PM (NpAcC)

220 Kong certainly thought so.

He liked what he smelled.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023


Fay Wray was no penguin!

Posted by: J. Random Project Manager, PMP at December 13, 2023 09:59 PM (a3Q+t)

221 That image is the first evidence I have ever seen of Fishawks carrying off previously dead prey. looks like Menhaden.
They like stuff alive and fresh. Exclusively, I thought.
I am suspicious of that picture.

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