Taylor Lorenz: Take It From Me, a Real Journalist (TM) -- The New York Times Has a Strict Policy Of Only Publishing Right Wing Opinions

I-- wait, what?

Hysteric, hypochondriac, doxxer, madwoman and suspected old Taylor Lorenz is full of batty insane hot takes of such exotic fragility as can only survive and thrive inside the fantastical hothouses of toxic leftwing Always Online Culture.

But this may be her craziest one yet: The New York Time will only permit right-wing opinions.

David Strom has a couple of fun facts there about America's Oldest Teenager, including this: She quit Twitter loudly (of course) and decamped to the Twtter competitor "Threads" at FaceBook (I think?), but then began complaining she was being... CENSORED there!

The woman who demanded so much censorship at Twitter that they gave her her own special power to censor people is complaining she's being censored on Threads! Wonderful!

Not the Bee offers some of the New York Times' very right wingiest recent opinions.

Over the summer -- the summer of 2023 -- this able-bodied bedridden basketcase screeched about a terrifying incident at an airport, during which TSA agents asked fliers to briefly move their masks to one side so that they could be, you know, identified and have their faces checked against their ID photos.

Not on Tay-Tay's watch!

What happened: Taylor Lorenz, the Washington Post reporter best known for attending a teenager's birthday party and being cited in Chinese propaganda broadcasts, survived a "dangerous" encounter at John F. Kennedy International Airport over the weekend.

* The 38-year-old [CITATION NEEDED] teen journalist complained that TSA agents were "forcing all passengers to remove their masks before they even step up to the security desk" to have their boarding passes checked. "I can't believe they're doing stuff like this in 2023 [spiral eyes emoji]," Lorenz wrote on Twitter, the immigrant-owned social networking website.
* Lorenz described the situation--unmasked passengers at an airport in 2023--as "so dangerous" and "so insane." She accused a TSA agent of behaving with "abject cruelty" for telling "a woman" that she shouldn't be flying if she was "so scared" about removing her mask for several seconds at a security checkpoint.
* Nevertheless, she managed to survive. "I tried to just hold my breath but I had to breathe a couple times [spiral eyes emoji]," Lorenz confessed.
Why it matters: For many liberals, the combination of Donald Trump's election and the COVID-19 pandemic had a catastrophically damaging impact on their ability to function in society.
* Lorenz and others continue to insist in 2023 that outdoor dining is a life-threatening activity.

Note, however, that when she attends parties with the celebrities (or, at least, "celebrities" of the lowest "Basic Blogger" rungs), she is more than willing to discard the mask without the need of holding her breath in terror.

Nicholas Clairmont wrote a review of her book last month at Tablet, and really, Tablet's level of writing and editing is absolutely top notch. I think I should praise the editing because when every single piece has strong writing, that's editors insisting on writers honing their pieces to their best form.

A few observations from this piece:

Why does Taylor Lorenz live almost entirely online, and only occassionaly venture outside, still wearing a mask even in 2023, like a Bubble Boy? Well, apparently she thinks it's just not worth living life outside the online bubble:

Lorenz's writing makes it clear that, even as she approaches the subject in the style of a pure reporter, she thinks it is sad when her subjects retreat from online life.

That say a lot.

So does this:

By the end of the book, Lorenz says that "this book is a personal history in many ways" and, much more strangely, that Tumblr "saved my life."

He notes that Lorenz is a never-ending Drama Cyclone who, when she has no actual news to report -- which is almost always -- will manufacture news by creating drama around herself, usually in the form of a cancellation attempt, false accusation, lie, or an incandescantly bad take.

Like the one she just dropped today. It's so obvious false it seems contrived just to get the name "Taylor Lorenz" into the news.

It seems she's a believer in the idea that the only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

Clairmont:

Lorenz, a close student of strategies for viral fame and success at gaining online attention, might categorize an honest assessment of her online and journalistic persona as a "bad-faith" (or cynical) strategy. She is quite adept at situating herself at the center of news cycles in ways that virtually no other journalist can do.
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This was of a piece with an earlier episode in the Lorenzian outrage cycle that came from her accusation that someone used the word "retard" on the then-popular app Clubhouse, later amended because the not particularly dire accusation also turned out to be false. Her larger concern, according to The New York Times, was that, as an audio-only app that did not leave easily AI-censorable text behind, people on Clubhouse were having "unfettered conversations."

I remember that. She lobbed a false accusation, trying to get the guy cancelled for saying "retard." He'd never said it. She changed her story and said it was the fault of the site for not supplying a transcript, and that the real problem was that people were having "unfettered conversations" which minders and censors like her were unable to adequately censor in real time.

I'm sure everyone remembers her crying about the being "cyberbullied" and "doxxed" and then, within, I believe, the very same week, rushing out to not only publish LibsofTiKTok's real name, but a snapshot of a business document upon which could be seen her working address as well.

Plus, of course, she pounded on the door of LibsofTikTok's family members.

But oh! The cyberbullying that women like Taylor Lorenz are subjected to by online h8rz!

It was also of a piece with her participation in The New York Times staff's "This puts Black @nytimes staff in danger" Twitter campaign to manipulate workplace safety law to censor an op-ed by Sen. Tom Cotton.
Tired of this walking pseudo-event yet? Welcome to Taylorworld, where there's always something outrageous and dramatic going on.
But there's also nothing going on since she "wrote this book almost entirely from bed" and is a famously extremist Branch Covidian who, even now, believes that the story of the pandemic is that we did not commit with enough vigor or for enough time to strategies like masking, stay-at-home orders, and social pressure not to commune in person rather than on Zoom and social media. Her remedy for how society can stop failing to conform to such policy preferences is through a cleverly rebranded form of censorship called "anti-disinformation," which is a partnership between government intelligence agencies and private internet technology firms to determine who can say what.

Indeed, Taylor Lorenz's importance in the Government Censorship Complex is often overlooked, because she seems like such a ridiculous, absurd, impossible-to-take seriously idiot madwoman.

And yet she is always leading every Cancel Pig bandwagon, stirring every censorship campaign, leading every smear effort.

And of course: She did have that one-of-a-kind special Taylor-Only Censor Button at Twitter.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:36 PM

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1 Yes, insane leftists say the same thing about the massively-leftist CBC here too.

Even about the Liberal Party organ, the Toronto Red Star.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 12, 2023 05:37 PM (krqg6)

2 Tay-Tay is an imbecile, and THAT is being polite about it.

Posted by: acethepug at December 12, 2023 05:39 PM (Yh+hj)

3 You know, because reporting Hillary destroyed evidence in a 2-column-inch sidebar on page C13 ten months after the conservative blogosphere knew about it is rightwing lies!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 12, 2023 05:40 PM (krqg6)

4 Granny Tay-Tay is what happens when auntie runs out of wine and is a few years short of a care home. Drugs are horrible, destructive things but they actually would improve her life, so they should be an option available to her.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2023 05:40 PM (KSNKu)

5 >>2 Tay-Tay is an imbecile, and THAT is being polite about it.

but she's a Real Journalist (TM) you guys

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2023 05:40 PM (KRtlO)

6 20th. I read the story, and it's past quitting time in offices where this blog is read.

Posted by: Auspex at December 12, 2023 05:41 PM (j4U/Z)

7 5 >>2 Tay-Tay is an imbecile, and THAT is being polite about it.

but she's a Real Journalist (TM) you guys
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2023 05:40 PM (KRtlO)

That's far less plausible than her age claim.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2023 05:41 PM (KSNKu)

8 Breaking Today, NYT:
"Harvard Clears President of ‘Research Misconduct’ After Plagiarism Charges"

Unexpectedly...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2023 05:42 PM (XeU6L)

9 Lorenz described the situation--unmasked passengers at an airport in 2023--as "so dangerous" and "so insane." She accused a TSA agent of behaving with "abject cruelty" for telling "a woman" that she shouldn't be flying if she was "so scared" about removing her mask for several seconds at a security checkpoint.

Wow. That's a Howard Stern-level psychotic.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 12, 2023 05:42 PM (vDyah)

10 >>>Taylor Lorenz: Take It From Me, a Real Journalist (TM) -- The New York Times Has a Strict Policy Of Only Publishing Right Wing Opinions
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she is obviously under the influence of dangerous, controlled narcotics

Posted by: Don Black at December 12, 2023 05:43 PM (geLO8)

11 Some people were permanently bent by the WuFlu hysteria. It's a very interesting phenomenon.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 12, 2023 05:44 PM (vDyah)

12 Wow. That's a Howard Stern-level psychotic.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 12, 2023 05:42 PM (vDyah)

Something we overlook at our peril is how much psychosis Covid flushed out of people in general and the Left in particular. You really can't live in a society with people that profoundly damaged.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2023 05:44 PM (KSNKu)

13 >"Harvard Clears President of ‘Research Misconduct’ After Plagiarism Charges"

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that's the Ivy League version of 'no reasonable prosecutor...'

Posted by: Don Black at December 12, 2023 05:45 PM (geLO8)

14 Just today I read an Xtwitter idiot believe the 185,000 U.S. Covid dead lie [ignoring that most of those alleged happened on Joe Biden's watch after the vaxxes had been released].

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 12, 2023 05:45 PM (krqg6)

15 Hey Taylor. The answer is THE MOOPS.

Posted by: George Costanza at December 12, 2023 05:45 PM (vDyah)

16 In the next edition of Webster's Dictionary, another definition for the noun "loser" will be included: Taylor Lorenz.

The definitions of many other nouns and adjectives will likely also have the Taylor Lorenz definition added.

Posted by: Gref at December 12, 2023 05:45 PM (5fDan)

17 Sadly, I'm not famous enough to get cancellated.

May have to work on that.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 12, 2023 05:45 PM (xaFKb)

18 She's really working that Hot/Crazy Index thing!

Posted by: Gerontophilia Association of America at December 12, 2023 05:46 PM (hqVaF)

19 Taylor Lorenz is a Denny's Parking Lot 3. And that's only because (a) I have an out-of-date prescription for my glasses; and (b) she enjoys having her hair pulled.

Posted by: if she didn't come from rich people she's probably already be jailed or institutionalized at December 12, 2023 05:46 PM (ttzpt)

20 The NYTimes and TayTay are the ultimate toxic couple feeding on each other and spiraling more and more out of control with each rage click.

It will all end in pain.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 12, 2023 05:46 PM (R38qh)

21 13 >"Harvard Clears President of ‘Research Misconduct’ After Plagiarism Charges"

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that's the Ivy League version of 'no reasonable prosecutor...'
Posted by: Don Black at December 12, 2023 05:45 PM (geLO

QUICK! Hire her lawyers!

Posted by: Hunter at December 12, 2023 05:47 PM (xaFKb)

22 Saw this earlier, it's standard Extra-Stupid commie dogma that all of the news media is totally dominated by "right-wingers".

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at December 12, 2023 05:47 PM (zer5o)

23 Wow. That's a Howard Stern-level psychotic.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 12, 2023 05:42 PM (vDyah)

Edge to crazy but she does look pretty good to be in her Seventies.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2023 05:47 PM (KSNKu)

24 Sadly, I'm not famous enough to get cancellated.

May have to work on that.
Posted by: Romeo13
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Just post some anonymous comments labeling yourself from the Lefty pick-list. That ought to do it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2023 05:48 PM (XeU6L)

25 >>>19 Taylor Lorenz is a Denny's Parking Lot 3. And that's only because (a) I have an out-of-date prescription for my glasses; and (b) she enjoys having her hair pulled.

I disagree completely, but I do find the idea of finding some cheap tramp in a Denny's Parking Lot to be kind of sexy, and would like to hear tips.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2023 05:49 PM (KRtlO)

26 Leading Report @LeadingReport 1h
BREAKING: Former Italian Health Minister investigated for murder after concealing COVID vaccine deaths. theleadingreport.com/italian…

Italian Health Minister Under Investigation for Murder for Concealing COVID-19 Vaccine Deaths
“Former Italian Health Minister Roberto Speranza is under investigation for homicide after emails reveal that from the very start of the vaccinations, he knew the shots were killing people and gave...

http://tinyurl.com/3y8bku4j

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 12, 2023 05:49 PM (krqg6)

27 Just post some anonymous comments labeling yourself from the Lefty pick-list. That ought to do it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2023 05:48 PM (XeU6L)

Yeah, I'm way to the RIGHT of Trump... so... not sure what else to post.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 12, 2023 05:49 PM (xaFKb)

28 Being left of Stalin, Mao, and Pol Pot does not leave many who are not 'right wing'.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 12, 2023 05:49 PM (cOq4q)

29 Italian Health Minister Under Investigation for Murder for Concealing COVID-19 Vaccine Deaths
“Former Italian Health Minister Roberto Speranza is under investigation for homicide after emails reveal that from the very start of the vaccinations, he knew the shots were killing people and gave...

http://tinyurl.com/3y8bku4j
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 12, 2023 05:49 PM (krqg6)

And our government is still pushing the shots...

Kinda makes ya go.... hmmmmm....

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 12, 2023 05:50 PM (xaFKb)

30 One thing I won't put up with is calling Taylor a retard. No matter how many retarded things she says and does, she is not a retarded retard.

Posted by: Minuteman at December 12, 2023 05:51 PM (LaNzR)

31 Posted by: Romeo13 at December 12, 2023 05:50 PM (xaFKb)

Well. That dna ain’t gonna change itself!

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 12, 2023 05:51 PM (a9iQb)

32 > I do find the idea of finding some cheap tramp in a Denny's Parking Lot to be kind of sexy, and would like to hear tips.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2023 05:49
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check for artificial limbs, glass eyes, that sort of thing

Posted by: Don Black at December 12, 2023 05:52 PM (geLO8)

33 The best tip is timing, ace, go for between 4 a.m. and when The Super Slam first gets served, usually 6 a.m. It's still dark in most places, too.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2023 05:52 PM (KSNKu)

34 I disagree completely, but I do find the idea of finding some cheap tramp in a Denny's Parking Lot to be kind of sexy, and would like to hear tips.
Posted by: ace

Tip: Arrive before midnight and get the Early Bird Special.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 12, 2023 05:53 PM (R4t5M)

35 She's an elder statement. We should listen to this voice of aged wisdom.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2023 05:53 PM (di6C2)

36 she is not a retarded retard.
Posted by: Minuteman
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True, there is a difference between 'psychologically damaged', and 'retarded'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2023 05:53 PM (XeU6L)

37 Will Maureen Down sit still while Taylor calls her a right-wing stooge? A MoDo take-down column about Taylor would be epic.

Posted by: Gref at December 12, 2023 05:53 PM (5fDan)

38 >>> Leading Report @LeadingReport 1h
BREAKING: Former Italian Health Minister investigated for murder after concealing COVID vaccine deaths. theleadingreport.com/italian…

Italy has some odd 'justice' rules.
They prosecuted geologists for failing to predict an earthquake not too long ago.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 12, 2023 05:54 PM (cOq4q)

39 34 I disagree completely, but I do find the idea of finding some cheap tramp in a Denny's Parking Lot to be kind of sexy, and would like to hear tips.
Posted by: ace

Tip: Arrive before midnight and get the Early Bird Special.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 12, 2023 05:53 PM (R4t5M)

Waffle House

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2023 05:54 PM (di6C2)

40
If you start letting people say whatever they want, who knows what might happen?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2023 05:54 PM (MoZTd)

41 You'd think she'd choose her words carefully about previous employers when trying to find paying work to supplement her Social Security checks.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 12, 2023 05:54 PM (I93T6)

42 Waffle House girls are brawlers

Posted by: Don Black at December 12, 2023 05:55 PM (geLO8)

43 NYT is too right wing for her ??? yeah, NUTZ.

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2023 05:55 PM (V13WU)

44 41 You'd think she'd choose her words carefully about previous employers when trying to find paying work to supplement her Social Security checks.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 12, 2023 05:54 PM (I93T6)

Wal-Mart greeter seems right up her alley.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2023 05:55 PM (di6C2)

45
Well, she is the winner of the all time Ace "Don't give a shit-o-meter" contest.

Posted by: Auspex at December 12, 2023 05:55 PM (j4U/Z)

46 I do find the idea of finding some cheap tramp in a Denny's Parking Lot to be kind of sexy, and would like to hear tips.

Posted by: ace
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Avoid the ones with torn fish-net stockings.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2023 05:55 PM (XeU6L)

47 Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 12, 2023 05:54 PM (cOq4q)

Not comparable. People need to hang.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 12, 2023 05:56 PM (a9iQb)

48 Taylor is the Meghan Markle of journalism.

I'll bet Taylor's uber lefty coworkers can't stand her.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 12, 2023 05:56 PM (tT6L1)

49 37 Will Maureen Down sit still while Taylor calls her a right-wing stooge? A MoDo take-down column about Taylor would be epic.
Posted by: Gref at December 12, 2023 05:53 PM (5fDan)

Since Dowd is no longer the most repellent Golden Girl dressed as a 20-something, she'll probably let it go.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2023 05:56 PM (KSNKu)

50 It's almost as though Taylor Lorenze is going out of her way to try to be a useful idiot.

Maybe her parents told to do something useful with her life, and that role sounded promising.

Posted by: Simple Stevo at December 12, 2023 05:56 PM (Dgo06)

51 I disagree completely, but I do find the idea of finding some cheap tramp in a Denny's Parking Lot to be kind of sexy, and would like to hear tips.
Posted by: ace

******

Pace back and forth in the parking lot with nothing under your overcoat but a dazzling array of various breakfast meats.

No Canadian bacon thoough.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2023 05:56 PM (991eG)

52 Pro Palestinian Cancel Pig? Doesn't sound kosher to me.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 12, 2023 05:57 PM (nnp+f)

53 People are having "unfettered conversations??!!!"

I am speechless that anyone would think this is a crisis.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 12, 2023 05:57 PM (OX9vb)

54 This scrunt wears delusion like a perfume.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 12, 2023 05:57 PM (ULDXF)

55 They prosecuted geologists for failing to predict an earthquake not too long ago.
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Because the geologists said it was impossible, or similar.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 12, 2023 05:58 PM (krqg6)

56 Taylor Lorenz is actually a Waffle House 4

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 12, 2023 05:58 PM (ZV+pB)

57 Perplexing bullshit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 12, 2023 05:58 PM (Q4IgG)

58 Someone calling themselves "Tay Tay Lorenz", a pretty old looking person of indeterminate gender, tried to submit a video to our tween LGTBQuerty Ally section but we turned it down. Too creepy, honestly.

Posted by: Pornhub Execs at December 12, 2023 05:58 PM (RYIHS)

59 lowest "Basic Blogger" rungs

Careful. You know what the ladder leans against.
Shelves.

Posted by: DaveA at December 12, 2023 05:59 PM (FhXTo)

60 32 > I do find the idea of finding some cheap tramp in a Denny's Parking Lot to be kind of sexy, and would like to hear tips.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2023 05:49
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check for artificial limbs, glass eyes, that sort of thing
Posted by: Don Black at December 12, 2023 05:52 PM (geLO

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Don't forget to check for a penis.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at December 12, 2023 05:59 PM (iWA0V)

61
Pace back and forth in the parking lot with nothing under your overcoat but a dazzling array of various breakfast meats.

No Canadian bacon thoough.
Posted by: Muldoon
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I recollect that one of their breakfast menu items is, 'Moons Over My Hammy'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2023 05:59 PM (XeU6L)

62 Taylor's career seems to be on an awkward trajectory.

Anyway...

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2023 05:59 PM (991eG)

63 Maybe only veiled Muslim women should be TSA inspectors, then removing Covid masks for a second would be okay.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 12, 2023 05:59 PM (krqg6)

64 Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 12, 2023 05:54 PM (cOq4q)

Not comparable. People need to hang.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One

Lot's of people. I'd be willing to go down as far as anyone who pressured anyone to take the jab (by threatening their job, or other objective duress).

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 12, 2023 06:00 PM (cOq4q)

65 Taylor Lorenz - Taylor Swift.

same same

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2023 06:00 PM (ZLI7S)

66 I want a new hash.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 12, 2023 06:00 PM (cOq4q)

67 People are having "unfettered conversations??!!!"

It is rumored that some even expressed "intriguing viewpoints" and bandied "unconventional insights"!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 12, 2023 06:02 PM (vDyah)

68 Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 12, 2023 06:00 PM (cOq4q)

*fist bump*

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 12, 2023 06:02 PM (a9iQb)

69 want a new hash.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 12, 2023 06:00 PM (cOq4q)
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Power cycle the router.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 12, 2023 06:02 PM (tT6L1)

70 As asinine as this is on its face, I support the Spinster Lorenz in her endeavor to get the NYT labeled as a right-wing, Nazi hellhole and razed to the ground during a mostly peaceful protest.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 12, 2023 06:02 PM (I93T6)

71 The idea that the MFM is "right wing" is a core tenet of Leftism. After all, the media companies are owned by greedy corporations. Everyone knows that corporations are run by fascist capitalist racist Right Wingnuts.

Posted by: Midnight Rambler at December 12, 2023 06:02 PM (phEsr)

72
Again: the "Q" in the fag-pervert fake alphabet stands for "questioning," and its express purpose is to TARGET CHILDREN and CONFUSE them by introducing this "questioning" bullshit to stupid kids (all kids are stupid) who are vulnerable to IMPRESSION by Adult STRANGERS who are NOT their parents.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 12, 2023 06:03 PM (TOG7f)

73 69 want a new hash.
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It's okay -- we know you're not a Q nut!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 12, 2023 06:03 PM (krqg6)

74 To give them credit, Taylor and her fellow travelers are undoubtedly sincere in characterizing the NYT as right-wing. They're so far leftward that they see Pol Pot and Stalin as part of the Radical Right. It's not unlike (if Im remembering his name right) Michael Berube, whose self-penned bio stated, with zero irony, that upon enrolling in college, he "naturally" joined the Young Trotskyites. As, apparently, one does. These hot-house orchids are warped from the outset, and never even consider that the world might not correspond to their own bizarre point of view.

Posted by: Second (Blue) Unicorn at December 12, 2023 06:04 PM (Qilav)

75 'Tis a sad societal commentary that this execrable bint has any influence at all.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 12, 2023 06:04 PM (V8he0)

76 #73 I meant Q-anon and not the other soothsyaer's "q"!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 12, 2023 06:04 PM (krqg6)

77 Is everyone named Taylor bat shit crazy left?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 12, 2023 06:05 PM (PQ4m2)

78
Avoid the ones with torn fish-net stockings.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2023 05:55 PM

Not my fault. When Joe fell down the airplane ramp he ripped them. Fortunately the stiff response by a Secret Service agent made my day.

---Dr Jill

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 12, 2023 06:05 PM (enJYY)

79 >I want a new hash.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 12, 2023 06:00 PM (cOq4q)
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that says cockfork

Posted by: Don Black at December 12, 2023 06:05 PM (geLO8)

80 She must have known Walter Duranty in her time there.

Does she think Walter was espousing "right wing" opinions?

Posted by: BurtTC at December 12, 2023 06:05 PM (dGCAG)

81 girl is whore from village

Posted by: Indigenous Agent Co Bao at December 12, 2023 06:05 PM (2Cywf)

82 Soothsayer's

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 12, 2023 06:05 PM (krqg6)

83 Oh poor Taylor Lorenz
Can I kiss your boo-boo and make it better ?

Posted by: SMOD at December 12, 2023 06:06 PM (+bStd)

84 Why hasn't this frail old woman in a home?

Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 12, 2023 06:06 PM (hCt6Y)

85 check for artificial limbs, glass eyes, that sort of thing
Posted by: Don Black at December 12, 2023 05:52 PM (geLO

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Don't forget to check for a penis.
Posted by: Cave Johnson at December 12, 2023 05:59 PM (iWA0V)

He's going to a Denny's parking lot- he can't expect the International House of Pancakes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2023 06:06 PM (di6C2)

86 She's just another women mad at the world because she's alone years after hitting the wall.

Posted by: brak at December 12, 2023 06:07 PM (OgP9l)

87 77 Is everyone named Taylor bat shit crazy left?
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Yes.

Posted by: Dr Zaius at December 12, 2023 06:07 PM (krqg6)

88 Pretty sure this is the textbook definition of cluster fuck.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 12, 2023 06:07 PM (Q4IgG)

89 I sort of think Taylor's biological clock e ploded and added more crazy to the mix.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 12, 2023 06:07 PM (tT6L1)

90 I disagree completely, but I do find the idea of finding some cheap tramp in a Denny's Parking Lot to be kind of sexy, and would like to hear tips.
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2023 05:49 PM (KRtlO)

Everyone who works there smokes pot behind the dumpster. What you do is, you show up with a joint or two, wait for the bus boys and line cooks to finish their dooby, and get one of the waitresses alone.

Don't eat there first, because if you see what she looks like before you meet her outside, you might lose your... eh, appetite.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 12, 2023 06:07 PM (dGCAG)

91 66 I want a new hash.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 12, 2023 06:00 PM (cOq4q)

I would have never noticed if you hadn't pointed it out.

Nice, man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2023 06:07 PM (di6C2)

92 I dont know of anyone under 70 that eats at Denny's.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 12, 2023 06:08 PM (R4t5M)

93 Who ?

Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2023 06:08 PM (n2vyf)

94 As if any of us can afford an IHOP?

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 12, 2023 06:08 PM (krqg6)

95 I do find the idea of finding some cheap tramp in a Denny's Parking Lot to be kind of sexy, and would like to hear tips.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2023 05:49
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check for artificial limbs, glass eyes, that sort of thing
Posted by: Don Black at December 12, 2023 05:52 PM (geLO

.......

amputees are hawt

Posted by: wth at December 12, 2023 06:08 PM (v0R5T)

96 I sort of think Taylor's biological clock e ploded and added more crazy to the mix.
Posted by: Blake

It's been blinking 12:00 for a decade or three.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 12, 2023 06:08 PM (I93T6)

97 Taylor Lorenz<Taylor Swift<<<<<<<<<<<Rip Taylor.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at December 12, 2023 06:09 PM (wzAuc)

98 Don't forget to check for a penis.
Posted by: Cave Johnson at December 12, 2023 05:59 PM (iWA0V)
----------
Before you start....

Posted by: Pornhub Execs at December 12, 2023 06:10 PM (9wFne)

99 Avoid the ones with torn fish-net stockings.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2023 05:55 PM (XeU6L)

I don't understand. Why in the world would you do that?

Posted by: BurtTC at December 12, 2023 06:10 PM (dGCAG)

100 Taylor Lorentz, ha, I rather talk about Disney.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 12, 2023 06:10 PM (ULDXF)

101 Fox News, today:

Yellen blames 'aftermath' of COVID for Bidenomics' unpopularity with Americans
'Bidenomics' has yet to take hold in the hearts and minds of Americans

Posted by: L - They don't have to outrun the bear, they only need to outrun us - for now at December 12, 2023 06:10 PM (GshMh)

102 I wonder if Taylor cruises Danny's parking lot after hours?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 12, 2023 06:10 PM (tT6L1)

103 Tom Swift > Taylor Lorenz < Taylor Swift<<<<<<<<<<<Rip Taylor.

Posted by: wth at December 12, 2023 06:10 PM (v0R5T)

104 TayLo

Posted by: SMOD at December 12, 2023 06:10 PM (+bStd)

105 92 I dont know of anyone under 70 that eats at Denny's.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 12, 2023 06:08 PM (R4t5M)

We did not have an IHOP or Waffle House in Bloomington.

It was Denny's or Steak and Shake.

This was before the dark times.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2023 06:11 PM (di6C2)

106 60:Don't forget to check for a penis.
Posted by: Cave Johnson

H8r

Posted by: Pronhub at December 12, 2023 06:11 PM (sAmhv)

107 Yellen blames 'aftermath' of COVID for Bidenomics' unpopularity with Americans
'Bidenomics' has yet to take hold in the hearts and minds of Americans
Posted by: L - They don't have to outrun the bear, they only need to outrun us - for now at December 12, 2023 06:10 PM (GshMh)

Well Janet it has certainly taken hold in our bank accounts.....

Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2023 06:11 PM (n2vyf)

108 Oh and White Castle.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2023 06:11 PM (di6C2)

109 Currently, the RCP average has His Fraudulency at 39.9 percent average approval.

Posted by: SMOD at December 12, 2023 06:11 PM (+bStd)

110 Is everyone named Taylor bat shit crazy left?

Taylor is an odd name for a girl.

I think Taylor Lorenz is the kind of girl who if you got her a bit tipsy would let you throw bologna at her. Which would be a fun date. Until the next morning, when she accused you and Oscar Meyer of gangrape.

Posted by: not a euphemism, I'd just like to pelt Taylor with bologna slices at December 12, 2023 06:11 PM (ttzpt)

111 would like to hear tips.
Posted by: ace

*********

Tell her you like it over easy.

Be decisive, don't waffle!

Don't carry syrup in your pocket without a container.

Sit up straight and engage in active listening. Chicks dig this.

Hang a sock on the dumpster handle so the junkies know not to interrupt you.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2023 06:12 PM (991eG)

112 Maybe if people would quit talking about that person, that person would go away?

Maybe?

Posted by: Outside of Life at December 12, 2023 06:12 PM (89Sog)

113 I'll bet Taylor's uber lefty coworkers can't stand her.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 12, 2023 05:56 PM

During the Vietnam War era, her own troops would have shot Taylor ... before finishing boot camp.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 12, 2023 06:12 PM (HlyYF)

114 His Fraudulency at 39.9 percent average approval.

Without the 30 in front is more likely

Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2023 06:12 PM (n2vyf)

115 This broad insists upon herself. I want her to fade into obscurity, she won't.

Posted by: DOYLE at December 12, 2023 06:12 PM (Z8Yh2)

116 True story, I used to have breakfast with a guy once a week. I was working. Getting paid to eat breakfast ain't a bad gig.

Anyhoo, there was a waitress, and we'd sometimes get her at our table, sometimes not. Truth is, this is my wheelhouse, and I do have game... or I did.

Anyhoo anyhoo, she looked real good, and if I wasn't working I'd have scored. Of that I have no doubt. But... BUT..... I'm only like 98% she was biologically female.

I'm not saying she looked like a dude, I'm saying she looked fine! But there was something about that made me go hmmmm. Not exactly sure what it was. She was probably a chick. Probably.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 12, 2023 06:13 PM (dGCAG)

117 Don't forget to check for a penis.
Posted by: Cave Johnson

H8r
Posted by: Pronhub at December 12, 2023 06:11 PM (sAmhv)
........

What? He might like them.

Posted by: wth at December 12, 2023 06:14 PM (v0R5T)

118
Notice Shitheads are using the stupid bullshit phrase "internalize/internalizing" a lot, lately?

When you hear it, you Know that person is a Shithead.

For instance: The people haven't [internalized bidenomics, yet.

It means "accepted" or "absorbed" in bullshitese. But it REALLY means: Tough Shit, This Is The Way It Is, Now, Like It or Not.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 12, 2023 06:14 PM (TOG7f)

119 "would like to hear tips.
Posted by: ace "

Scattered and smothered.

Posted by: fd at December 12, 2023 06:14 PM (vFG9F)

120 "when she attends parties with the celebrities (or, at least, "celebrities" of the lowest "Basic Blogger" rungs), she is more than willing to discard the mask without the need of holding her breath in terror."

Well you know how it is. Good People (TM) are incapable of transmitting disease even when they are sneezing right in your mouth and their breath always smells like mint and roses.

But just being within 20 feet of Deplorables (TM) is an immediate danger to life and limb which would have made her justified in shooting everyone else on that plane if she believed in that kind of violence which she doesn't because that's something only a Deplorable (TM) would think.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 12, 2023 06:14 PM (ou9hh)

121 OT /Now the crazy anti semetic college students are protesting Jerry Seinfeld. From " Legslal Insurrection" site:

http://tinyurl.com/yc43y9fz

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2023 06:14 PM (jx8Ck)

122 Tay Tay should do tranny pron at PronHub.That would be dramatic.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at December 12, 2023 06:14 PM (OZjDX)

123 Not exactly sure what it was. She was probably a chick. Probably.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 12, 2023 06:13 PM (dGCAG)

Was it the five o'clock shadow?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2023 06:14 PM (di6C2)

124 Chunked. Got to be chunked.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 12, 2023 06:15 PM (R4t5M)

125 123 Not exactly sure what it was. She was probably a chick. Probably.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 12, 2023 06:13 PM (dGCAG)

An Adams apple

Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2023 06:15 PM (n2vyf)

126
Lawrence Taylor > Taylor Lorenz.

"The thighs, man."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2023 06:15 PM (x0n13)

127 121 OT /Now the crazy anti semetic college students are protesting Jerry Seinfeld. From " Legslal Insurrection" site:

http://tinyurl.com/yc43y9fz
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2023 06:14 PM (jx8Ck)

I say, they seem to have gone generally anti-Semitic, no?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2023 06:15 PM (di6C2)

128 Taylor Lorenz<Taylor Swift<<<<<<<<<<<Rip Taylor << Zachary Taylor

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 12, 2023 06:15 PM (ScR16)

129 We are talking about hashbrowns right?

Posted by: fd at December 12, 2023 06:15 PM (vFG9F)

130 Lawrence Taylor > Taylor Lorenz.

"The thighs, man."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2023 06:15 PM (x0n13)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Marv Albert at December 12, 2023 06:16 PM (di6C2)

131 I think Taylor Lorenz is the kind of girl who if you got her a bit tipsy would let you throw bologna at her. Which would be a fun date. Until the next morning, when she accused you and Oscar Meyer of gangrape.
Posted by: not a euphemism, I'd just like to pelt Taylor with bologna slices

Toss her a ring bologna and see what she does with it.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 12, 2023 06:16 PM (cOq4q)

132 Correct.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 12, 2023 06:16 PM (R4t5M)

133 114 His Fraudulency at 39.9 percent average approval.

Without the 30 in front is more likely
Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2023 06:12 PM (n2vyf)

Shock poll shows Trump doubling black and Latino support from 2020. Not good for Joey, Dao-Min Yen notwithstanding.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2023 06:16 PM (x0n13)

134 I am happy to report I do not know who Taylor Lorenz is, nor do I care. Soup is done, cocktail waiting. Much more important. Thanks Ace and have nice evening all.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at December 12, 2023 06:17 PM (hEv4o)

135 I'm not saying she looked like a dude, I'm saying she looked fine! But there was something about that made me go hmmmm. Not exactly sure what it was. She was probably a chick. Probably.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 12, 2023 06:13 PM

Could given the Sheila a 'handshake', mate.

Posted by: Mick "Crocodile" Dundee at December 12, 2023 06:17 PM (Wnv9h)

136 Not exactly sure what it was. She was probably a chick. Probably.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 12, 2023 06:13 PM (dGCAG)

Was it the five o'clock shadow?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2023 06:14 PM (di6C2)

An Adams apple
Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2023 06:15 PM (n2vyf)

Come on! I checked the obvious. Give me some credit.

But like I said, I was on the job, so I couldn't even do the Crocodile Dundee check.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 12, 2023 06:17 PM (dGCAG)

137 Yelled is claiming Bidenomics hasn't grabbed the hearts and minds of Americans? I guess Janet doesn't understand there's a connection between the wallet and heart and mind.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 12, 2023 06:17 PM (tT6L1)

138 Well Janet it has certainly taken hold in our bank accounts.....
Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2023 06:11 PM (n2vyf)

***

You have a bank account? Luxury...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 12, 2023 06:17 PM (ZV+pB)

139 Never heard of this Taylor Lorenz person.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 12, 2023 06:18 PM (hje90)

140 "Shock poll shows Trump doubling black and Latino support from 2020. Not good for Joey, Dao-Min Yen notwithstanding.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton "

I'm not saying I'm expecting anything at all of course but a repeat of 2016 would be glorious.

Posted by: fd at December 12, 2023 06:18 PM (vFG9F)

141 The topic of the Boston City Hall building came up in the comments yesterday. Take a look at the original and "new and improved".

http://tinyurl.com/yc6w2vxp

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2023 06:18 PM (ZLI7S)

142 Yellen looks like she smells of Ben Gay and cat piss.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 12, 2023 06:19 PM (R4t5M)

143 Truck Monkey, I saw your post about your wife teaching about the Holocaust. Bless her

Posted by: Ben Had at December 12, 2023 06:19 PM (ULDXF)

144 Never heard of this Taylor Lorenz person.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 12, 2023 06:18 PM (hje90)

You must be new here.

Have some cookies. Don't touch the milk.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 12, 2023 06:19 PM (dGCAG)

145 "You have a bank account? Luxury...
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report"

We had to keep our money in a Waffle House cup, but we didn't have any money so we sold the Waffle House cup and then we didn't have anywhere to keep our money.

Posted by: fd at December 12, 2023 06:20 PM (vFG9F)

146 It's times like these when I most acutely regret the polarization of our politics. Because given the age demographic here, the Horde probably has a lot in common with Taylor Lorenz.

Posted by: AARP memberships, lawrence welk, home shopping network, the weather channel at December 12, 2023 06:20 PM (ttzpt)

147 >Yelled is claiming Bidenomics hasn't grabbed the hearts and minds of Americans?
---

all I know is, everything costs a whole lot more since Biden's Handlers became the presidents

Posted by: Don Black at December 12, 2023 06:20 PM (geLO8)

148 OT /Now the crazy anti semetic college students are protesting Jerry Seinfeld. From " Legslal Insurrection" site:

http://tinyurl.com/yc43y9fz
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2023 06:14 PM

Soup Nazis >>> Actual campus Nazis

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 12, 2023 06:21 PM (Wnv9h)

149 It's times like these when I most acutely regret the polarization of our politics. Because given the age demographic here, the Horde probably has a lot in common with Taylor Lorenz.
Posted by: AARP memberships, lawrence welk, home shopping network, the weather channel at December 12, 2023 06:20 PM (ttzpt)

Vic talks of having to do a report on an article she wrote when he was in 5th grade.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 12, 2023 06:21 PM (dGCAG)

150 stole this from X

The devil invites God for an inspection of hell. The first level is swarming with guards. "This is where the Jews are kept," the devil explains. "You have to keep a close eye on them. If one of them finds an opening, he helps all the others to escape."
The second level only has a handful of guards. "This is where we keep the Germans," the devil explains. "They do as they are told so all you need is a few demons to shout orders at them."
The next level has no guards at all. "This is where we keep the Russians. If one of them tries to escape, the others will drag him back to hell."

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 12, 2023 06:21 PM (PQ4m2)

151 Been thumbing through my notes. Is Taylor the one we were calling Madison Cornbread? So many idiots out there I can't keep up.

I'll hang up and listen.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, MST 3000 Fan at December 12, 2023 06:21 PM (T/Lqj)

152 In the old Soviet Union, if your were to the right it meant your were a hard line commie. To the left meant you wanted to loosen things up a bit.

New Yawk Times is the same way.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 12, 2023 06:22 PM (R/m4+)

153 Taylor Lorenz is the Taylor Swift of Claudine Gays.

And I don't even know what that means. But it will morph into a really cool Michael J. Fox meme.

Is it cocktail hour, already?

Posted by: goatexchange at December 12, 2023 06:22 PM (hyS0X)

154 If you haven't seen it check out the tech thread comments this morning.

The headline comments are pure Moron gold.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 12, 2023 06:22 PM (ULDXF)

155 151 Been thumbing through my notes. Is Taylor the one we were calling Madison Cornbread? So many idiots out there I can't keep up.

I'll hang up and listen.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, MST 3000 Fan at December 12, 2023 06:21 PM (T/Lqj)

Catfishing!

Posted by: Marv Albert at December 12, 2023 06:23 PM (di6C2)

156
True: AoS is well known across the blogosphere as the 'Gold Standard' for dating advice when it comes to cheap tramps in a Denny's Parking Lot.

Posted by: Fact Checker [i/] at December 12, 2023 06:23 PM (enJYY)

157 Truck Monkey, I saw your post about your wife teaching about the Holocaust. Bless her
Posted by: Ben Had at December 12, 2023 06:19 PM (ULDXF)

***

Thank you.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 12, 2023 06:23 PM (ZV+pB)

158 We did not have an IHOP or Waffle House in Bloomington.

It was Denny's or Steak and Shake.

This was before the dark times.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2023 06:11 PM (di6C2)
----
Somehow we have all four in my little burg (20K residents) that's quite a ways from anywhere....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 12, 2023 06:23 PM (BpYfr)

159 I'm going to suggest never getting a car with this woman. She's not going to have mastered the concept of Right on Red.

Posted by: Orson at December 12, 2023 06:24 PM (dIske)

160 I thought Taylor Lorenz was in that Planet of the Apes movie.

Posted by: fd at December 12, 2023 06:24 PM (vFG9F)

161 Been thumbing through my notes. Is Taylor the one we were calling Madison Cornbread? So many idiots out there I can't keep up.

I'll hang up and listen.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, MST 3000 Fan at December 12, 2023 06:21 PM

Wasn't she the cra-cra chick who testified that she heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend that Trump tried to grab the wheel of the armored limo.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 12, 2023 06:24 PM (Wnv9h)

162 They closed all the Steak and Shakes around here.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 12, 2023 06:24 PM (R4t5M)

163 Somehow we have all four in my little burg (20K residents) that's quite a ways from anywhere....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 12, 2023 06:23 PM (BpYfr)

So was Bloomington at the time. *thinks* I guess it still is.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2023 06:25 PM (di6C2)

164 The NYT is a right-wing outlet
Seems daft.

Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 12, 2023 06:25 PM (hCt6Y)

165 162 They closed all the Steak and Shakes around here.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 12, 2023 06:24 PM (R4t5M)

The one here in Lexington has gone all to hell. Teacup shakes for 7 dollars.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2023 06:26 PM (di6C2)

166 Ndncjdkdd ndhdhdjdjmdmdkdkd djdndnndmm

Posted by: Michael J Fox at December 12, 2023 06:26 PM (u73oe)

167 Taylor Lorenz is obviously absurd etc , but so is everyone in this administration and in the propaganda ministries. They manufacture their own reality and insist that everyone else bow. Only a nasty collapse away

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 12, 2023 06:26 PM (IZPBd)

168 Wasn't she the cra-cra chick who testified that she heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend that Trump tried to grab the wheel of the armored limo.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 12, 2023 06:24 PM (Wnv9h)

Yes. The difference between her and Granny Tay-Tay is that Madison Cornbread literally is in her twenties and looks to be a well-preserved 50. Maddie is the Bizarro World Granny Tay-Tay.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2023 06:26 PM (KSNKu)

169 They closed all the Steak and Shakes around here.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 12, 2023 06:24 PM (R4t5M)

So what you're saying is you live in hell.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 12, 2023 06:27 PM (dGCAG)

170 Power cycle the router.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 12, 2023 06:02 PM (tT6L1)

never works for me

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2023 06:27 PM (V13WU)

171 Brush with Greatness, Part XVIII.

Lawrence Taylor is a local, born and raised here. saw him in a local watering hole here, not long ago. He's a local boy. One of us. Did I mention he is a local?

Posted by: goatexchange at December 12, 2023 06:27 PM (hyS0X)

172 She's not going to have mastered the concept of Right on Red.
Posted by: Orson at December 12, 2023 06:24 PM (dIske)

Neither will that johnson guy from Little Green Footballs....is that place still open?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 12, 2023 06:27 PM (PQ4m2)

173 >>The topic of the Boston City Hall building came up in the comments yesterday. Take a look at the original and "new and improved".

I'm reminded of that time Al Gore brought out that weird band that played the Star Spangled Banner and nobody knew what it was.

Posted by: DanMan at December 12, 2023 06:28 PM (8uzBS)

174 I'm going back to my birthplace for the holiday.

They have Steak n Shake, they have White Castle, they have Imo's Pizza.

I'm not saying I'm going to lose any weight while I'm there, but I'm going to eat.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 12, 2023 06:29 PM (dGCAG)

175 LGF is up. It is all late night talk show clips.

Fuck, glad I never stepped in that syphilitic crack den.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2023 06:29 PM (di6C2)

176 The misspelling of charles always cracked me up.

Posted by: DOYLE at December 12, 2023 06:29 PM (Z8Yh2)

177 Ndncjdkdd ndhdhdjdjmdmdkdkd djdndnndmm
Posted by: Michael J Fox at December 12, 2023 06:26 PM (u73oe)

***

Xjd cfkrkdjxdbdjeiðxjdnxdð

Posted by: Ronnie Milsap at December 12, 2023 06:29 PM (ZV+pB)

178
How long will fresh pork rib racks keep in the fridge?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 12, 2023 06:30 PM (TOG7f)

179 I am getting tired of Ace's hard left blogging. The only opinions he allows are from the hard left.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2023 06:30 PM (s5ZnM)

180 "Italy has some odd 'justice' rules.
They prosecuted geologists for failing to predict an earthquake not too long ago.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 12, 2023 "

I mean... if the geologists' job was working in the earthquake predicting office, and they didn't predict the earthquake because they were having long lunches with their secretaries instead of monitoring the seismometers, I could understand that.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 12, 2023 06:30 PM (ou9hh)

181 http://tinyurl.com/2s46pzkz
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

Have to do incognito to get to Tinyurl.com

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2023 06:30 PM (fwDg9)

182 Of course he went full NT. Why wouldn't he?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2023 06:30 PM (di6C2)

183
Notorious right wing newspaper, the New York Times, closes doors due to declining readership.

/ future headline

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 12, 2023 06:30 PM (enJYY)

184 How long will fresh pork rib racks keep in the fridge?
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 12, 2023 06:30 PM (TOG7f)

7 to 10 days should be fine.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 12, 2023 06:31 PM (R/m4+)

185 Taylor is a whack job

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2023 06:31 PM (fwDg9)

186 Insty:
GERMAN SPORTSWEAR MANUFACTURER PARTYING LIKE IT’S 1939: Sportswear giant Puma ends sponsorship of Israel national team.

Me: wtf is going on? This is getting fricking stupid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2023 06:32 PM (di6C2)

187 I'm going back to my birthplace for the holiday.

They have Steak n Shake, they have White Castle, they have Imo's Pizza.

I'm not saying I'm going to lose any weight while I'm there, but I'm going to eat.
Posted by: BurtTC

Sounds midwestern somewhere.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 12, 2023 06:32 PM (R4t5M)

188
7 to 10 days should be fine.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

Good. I wanna make my chinese barbecue ribs Saturday night.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 12, 2023 06:32 PM (TOG7f)

189 In Taylor Lorenz' defense, NYT does have dedicated opinion people who remind you every column that they are Serious Conservatives, whereas the left wing opinion pieces are just published as "news" so they never get noticed as such.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2023 06:32 PM (dPmj/)

190 Chicago Sun Times also right wing. San Francisco Chronicle is practically Stormfront.

Posted by: DOYLE at December 12, 2023 06:32 PM (Z8Yh2)

191
btw, just came back from that hive of scum & villainy known as Costco.

The employees are slowly becoming the exact same type as the jerkoff-weirdos who work at Trader Joes.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 12, 2023 06:33 PM (TOG7f)

192 NYT is losing readership due to its hardcore MAGA slant !

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2023 06:34 PM (V13WU)

193
The misspelling of charles always cracked me up.

Posted by: DOYLE at December 12, 2023 06:29 PM

Caharles always had some sycophant 'Sharmuta' I think her name was who trolled everywhere to kiss his latex and bicycle seat smelling ass.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 12, 2023 06:34 PM (enJYY)

194 186 Insty:
GERMAN SPORTSWEAR MANUFACTURER PARTYING LIKE IT’S 1939: Sportswear giant Puma ends sponsorship of Israel national team.

Me: wtf is going on? This is getting fricking stupid.

this is all a plot by big putin to distract us from ukraine

Posted by: anachronda at December 12, 2023 06:35 PM (v3pYe)

195 Costco by me has self checkout. Employees stand around and make sure you scan things properly.

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2023 06:35 PM (V13WU)

196 Caharles always had some sycophant 'Sharmuta' I think her name was who trolled everywhere to kiss his latex and bicycle seat smelling ass.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 12, 2023 06:34 PM (enJYY)

Behind every great man is his garrett.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2023 06:35 PM (di6C2)

197 I love U-scan. I bag better than modern retards.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2023 06:36 PM (di6C2)

198 I buy my mother her Costco membership every year. I don't go in there.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 12, 2023 06:36 PM (R4t5M)

199 I am so old, I remember when Costco used to roast its coffee on site.

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2023 06:37 PM (V13WU)

200 Good. I wanna make my chinese barbecue ribs Saturday night.
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Is his name Hop Sing??

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 12, 2023 06:38 PM (krqg6)

201 142 Yellen looks like she smells of Ben Gay and cat piss.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 12, 2023 06:19 PM (R4t5M)

+++

To me, she looks like a rolly-polly bowling ball and just as sharp.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 12, 2023 06:39 PM (CmpAD)

202 I have put down many Costco scallops and crabs. Alas, 2 hour drive there now. Slowed me down a hair.

Posted by: DOYLE at December 12, 2023 06:39 PM (Z8Yh2)

203
Costco by me has self checkout. Employees stand around and make sure you scan things properly.

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2023 06:35 PM

The wife and I were standing in a ten person long self-check-out line the other day when I asked all involved, "Did you get invited to the employee Christmas party this year?"

Some got it. Most not.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 12, 2023 06:39 PM (enJYY)

204 The idea that the MFM is "right wing" is a core tenet of Leftism. After all, the media companies are owned by greedy corporations. Everyone knows that corporations are run by fascist capitalist racist Right Wingnuts.
Posted by: Midnight Rambler at December 12, 2023 06:02 PM

It's a common idea. Period. People in my workplace are dealing with this right now. Our community is "too conservative". Our workplace is "rightwing". Nah, hon. You just need to get your possibly-lesbian (possibly a lie) butt here on time without 1001 excuses about why you shannot do the work you were assigned.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 12, 2023 06:39 PM (fxCK2)

205 Once upon a time, Ms. Lorenz worked for the NYT as a tech writer. Now she's a Postie. If the NYT is somewhat unwilling to drink the entire pitcher of Kool-Aid, it's not surprising that a mouthpiece like Lorenz would be tasked to tug the leash.

Posted by: mrp at December 12, 2023 06:39 PM (rj6Yv)

206 The world loves them Rapists and Murders

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2023 06:40 PM (fwDg9)

207 Ndncjdkdd ndhdhdjdjmdmdkdkd djdndnndmm
Posted by: Michael J Fox at December 12, 2023 06:26 PM (u73oe)

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Posted by: Ronnie Milsap

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Matt Damon

Posted by: Matt Damon at December 12, 2023 06:40 PM (I93T6)

208 186 Insty:
GERMAN SPORTSWEAR MANUFACTURER PARTYING LIKE IT’S 1939: Sportswear giant Puma ends sponsorship of Israel national team.

Me: wtf is going on? This is getting fricking stupid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2023 06:32 PM (di6C2)

++++
Lines are being drawn and it is scary.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 12, 2023 06:41 PM (CmpAD)

209 The wife and I were standing in a ten person long self-check-out line the other day when I asked all involved, "Did you get invited to the employee Christmas party this year?"

Some got it. Most not.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 12, 2023 06:39 PM (enJYY)

Well played.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2023 06:41 PM (di6C2)

210 Xjd cfkrkdjxdbdjeiðxjdnxdð
Posted by: Ronnie Milsap
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Nice usage of edh.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 12, 2023 06:42 PM (ScR16)

211 nood q hits

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 12, 2023 06:42 PM (krqg6)

212 holy shit
these paper towels tear off in half sheets
and those half sheets are themselves perforated to tear in half again

what a fascinating modern age we live in

Posted by: Don Black at December 12, 2023 06:43 PM (geLO8)

213 Ace, go on your birthday. It's free!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 12, 2023 06:43 PM (DsA2n)

214 DbZ that is too funny

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2023 07:03 PM (fwDg9)

215 On news seeing a article Pa EV drivers may have to start paying a tax for the privilege, just under $300 a year.

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2023 07:06 PM (fwDg9)

216 The New York Slimes has been covering up for the enemy since 1932 and Stalin

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 13, 2023 04:31 PM (wGqjj)

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