Rescue Me Cafe

Ken James
@openshutter21

Couple runs in different direction to see which one their dog runs after, to see which one the dog love more. Poor little dog doesn't know what to do!

I have a beautiful culo, no?

Rescuing a dog from a frigid river choked with ice.

Tucking a new mom in.

Sleeping sea turtle on coral bed snores out little silver bubbles.

Rescuing a tiny baby dolphin who had been caught in an anti-rape net.

Firefighters rescue construction worker off burning building in Houston seconds before the fire collapses the wall he was stranded on.

A flufftacular dog snuggling a baby.

Wing-walking.

On second thought this water is cold as Duncanthrax's scorn!

- ¡Soldado Kowalski, informe!
- El agua está fría jefe pic.twitter.com/uuHUflEGGG
— escribano (@tuidelescribano) December 12, 2023

Watching tennis.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/FJ7pIIUA5Y
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) December 12, 2023

The helicopter pilot in the second clip has incredible control over his machine.

The best rescue mission ever 👌pic.twitter.com/YwWWrWz2ln
— Epoch Animal Lovers (@EP_AnimalLovers) December 11, 2023

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:50 PM

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1 FIRST

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at December 12, 2023 07:50 PM (sMkAM)

2 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2023 07:52 PM (fwDg9)

3 Was getting worried

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2023 07:52 PM (fwDg9)

4 Rumor has it that penguins will eat a kitten if given a chance.

Posted by: fd at December 12, 2023 07:53 PM (vFG9F)

5 A new poll by The Heartland Institute and Rasmussen Reports found one-in-five voters who cast mail-in ballots during the 2020 presidential election admit to participating in at least one kind of voter fraud.

When asked, “During the 2020 election, did you fill out a ballot, in part or in full, on behalf of a friend or family member, such as a spouse or child?”, 21% of respondents who said they voted by mail answered “yes.”

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 12, 2023 07:54 PM (lwOKI)

6 Dog owners going two directions was funny for a few seconds, but they needed to come back to the dog sooner. Mighta been traumatized when it couldn't decide where to go.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 12, 2023 07:54 PM (OX9vb)

7 Tucking a new mom in.

Even the cute animal memes have interspecies marriages now. WTH?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 12, 2023 07:54 PM (Wnv9h)

8 >>>I have a beautiful culo, no?

I would have sworn that it would be a cat video.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 12, 2023 07:55 PM (klJTj)

9 >>>I have a beautiful culo, no?

I would have sworn that it would be a cat video.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 12, 2023 07:55 PM

That was my first thought, too.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 12, 2023 07:56 PM (Wnv9h)

10 4 Rumor has it that penguins will eat a kitten if given a chance.
Posted by: fd at December 12, 2023 07:53 PM (vFG9F)

HEY!!!

Posted by: Opus, looking at Bill the Cat at December 12, 2023 07:56 PM (xaFKb)

11 Kittens are too funny
And helicopter pilot is good

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2023 07:56 PM (fwDg9)

12 5 A new poll by The Heartland Institute and Rasmussen Reports found one-in-five voters who cast mail-in ballots during the 2020 presidential election admit to participating in at least one kind of voter fraud.

When asked, “During the 2020 election, did you fill out a ballot, in part or in full, on behalf of a friend or family member, such as a spouse or child?”, 21% of respondents who said they voted by mail answered “yes.”
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 12, 2023 07:54 PM (lwOKI)

Holy shit.

Posted by: Opus, looking at Bill the Cat at December 12, 2023 07:57 PM (xaFKb)

13 Willowed:
Regicide is the murder of a monarch- a king, queen, etc
Posted by: Don Black at December 12, 2023 07:51 PM (geLO

Or a philbin.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 12, 2023 07:57 PM (KAi1n)

14 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 12, 2023 07:58 PM (IaTa3)

15 Question 4 was a true or false question with the statement, “All men have penises.” The student labeled the statement “true” since it is, in fact, true. But the teacher penalized the answer, marking it incorrect. The teacher claims women can have a penis.

Nice Dick

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 12, 2023 07:58 PM (lwOKI)

16 Turkish MP calls for allah to bring down ther destruction of Israel and then immediately has a heart attack.

Im not saying Jewish space lasers can cause heart attacks..... but im also not saying it.

Posted by: Rbastid at December 12, 2023 07:59 PM (m+3Fn)

17 Not all men have penises. No women have penises. I don't know that there is any more to say about it.

Posted by: fd at December 12, 2023 08:00 PM (vFG9F)

18 Turkish MP calls for allah to bring down ther destruction of Israel and then immediately has a heart attack.

Unfortunately, it seems to have just been a brush-back pitch. According to the article, he survived.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 12, 2023 08:01 PM (nfrXX)

19 17 Not all men have penises. No women have penises. I don't know that there is any more to say about it.
Posted by: fd at December 12, 2023 08:00 PM (vFG9F)

*wife walks out of bathroom*

Nice Dick

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 12, 2023 08:01 PM (lwOKI)

20 >>>Rescuing a tiny baby dolphin who had been caught in an anti-rape net.

anti-rape net?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 12, 2023 08:02 PM (klJTj)

21 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 12, 2023 08:02 PM (T4tVD)

22 Not all men have penises. No women have penises. I don't know that there is any more to say about it.

Very few men have penises. The vast majority just have a penis.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 12, 2023 08:02 PM (dZVON)

23 Im not saying Jewish space lasers can cause heart attacks..... but im also not saying it.
Posted by: Rbastid

The Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator has entered the chat.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 12, 2023 08:04 PM (IaTa3)

24 "Very few men have penises. The vast majority just have a penis.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310"

I stand erected, I mean, corrected.

Posted by: fd at December 12, 2023 08:05 PM (vFG9F)

25 I stand erected, I mean, corrected.

Sorry, didn't mean to be so hard on you.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 12, 2023 08:06 PM (dZVON)

26 That helicopter pilot was showing some mad skills.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 12, 2023 08:06 PM (R/m4+)

27 'Not all men have penises"

There is a three peckered billy goat joke in there somewhere.

Posted by: boynsea at December 12, 2023 08:06 PM (z/uSE)

28 I stand erected, I mean, corrected.
Posted by: fd

"I wanted to be erect-ted!!"

Hmm. . . . needs work.
-- Alice Cooper

Posted by: Tonypete at December 12, 2023 08:07 PM (IaTa3)

29 A new poll by The Heartland Institute and Rasmussen Reports found one-in-five voters who cast mail-in ballots during the 2020 presidential election admit to participating in at least one kind of voter fraud.

When asked, “During the 2020 election, did you fill out a ballot, in part or in full, on behalf of a friend or family member, such as a spouse or child?”, 21% of respondents who said they voted by mail answered “yes.”

---

Well sure, but Trump *did* say pussy.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - No R candidates will discuss voter fraud because Trump said pussy at December 12, 2023 08:07 PM (6Y/Rl)

30 Well sure, but Trump *did* say pussy.
Posted by: Nikki Haley

Which is miles less crass than wearing a pussy hat.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 12, 2023 08:08 PM (IaTa3)

31 25 I stand erected, I mean, corrected.

Sorry, didn't mean to be so hard on you.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 12, 2023 08:06 PM (dZVON)

Oh hell, don't go limp on him now...

Posted by: browndog unearthing eternal truths at December 12, 2023 08:08 PM (TTAGa)

32 Question 4 was a true or false question with the statement, “All men have penises.” The student labeled the statement “true” since it is, in fact, true. But the teacher penalized the answer, marking it incorrect. The teacher claims women can have a penis.

-

The funny part is that it would be fine if the teacher was making a point about people having medical issues or injuries, because it's true that not every man has a penis.

But no, it's specifically that a woman something something.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - No R candidates will discuss voter fraud because Trump said pussy at December 12, 2023 08:09 PM (6Y/Rl)

33 I stand erected, I mean, corrected.

Sorry, didn't mean to be so hard on you.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

Oh hell, don't go limp on him now...
Posted by: browndog

"STAND BACK HONEY! I DON'T KNOW HOW BIG IT GETS!!!"

-- Adam

Posted by: Tonypete at December 12, 2023 08:10 PM (IaTa3)

34 On second thought this water is cold as Duncanthrax's scorn!

Oh, my scorn is much colder than the ~273.15 degrees Kelvin temperature of that water.

The jefe Penguin, clearly a high-ranking officer and all-in member of Big Penguin, orders the hapless enlisted penguin to perform a stupid and potentially dangerous mission to obtain information that is clearly discernible to the naked eye, given the floating chunks of solid-phase oxygen dihydride.

An officer's job is to accomplish the mission and look out for his men. This just exhibits the callous disregard and disdain that Big Penguin has for all of us.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 12, 2023 08:10 PM (a3Q+t)

35
All men have two legs.
All men have two arms.
All men have one torso.
All men have two feet.
All men have two eyes.
All men have two ears.
All men have one mouth.

All of these are true except for the thing that literally makes an adult human a man.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - No R candidates will discuss voter fraud because Trump said pussy at December 12, 2023 08:10 PM (6Y/Rl)

36 Rescuing a tiny baby dolphin who had been caught in an anti-rape net.

==

good man

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2023 08:10 PM (V13WU)

37 Regicide is the murder of a monarch- a king, queen, etc
Posted by: Don Black at December 12, 2023 07:51 PM (geLO

Or a philbin.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 12, 2023 07:57 PM (KAi1n)

I thought it was what Barak Hussein Obama uses to not get butt pregnant.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 12, 2023 08:11 PM (QBaJw)

38
Dog owners going two directions was funny for a few seconds, but they needed to come back to the dog sooner. Mighta been traumatized when it couldn't decide where to go.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

Yeah, I laughed for a couple seconds and then felt sorry for the poor pooch.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2023 08:11 PM (63Dwl)

39 This isn't about me is it?

Posted by: John Thomas at December 12, 2023 08:11 PM (Vq33A)

40 On second thought this water is cold

==

HAHAHAH!!

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2023 08:12 PM (V13WU)

41 I stand erected, I mean, corrected.

Sorry, didn't mean to be so hard on you.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 12, 2023 08:06 PM (dZVON)

Oh hell, don't go limp on him now...
Posted by: browndog unearthing eternal truths at December 12, 2023 08:08 PM

This will become turgid quickly.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 12, 2023 08:13 PM (a3Q+t)

42 So our sclerotic pedophile traitorous president has generously consented to consider doing something about the border crisis he caused if we pay more ransom to the bottomless shithole Ukraine. Is one Republican reminding him it's his sworn f*cking duty to protect the border?

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 12, 2023 08:13 PM (ZuGgM)

43 Very few men have penises. The vast majority just have a penis.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 12, 2023 08:02 PM (dZVON)

Ummm...

http://tinyurl.com/39x2xb3f

Posted by: BurtTC at December 12, 2023 08:15 PM (QBaJw)

44 Shouldn't wing walking be called wing standing?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2023 08:15 PM (63Dwl)

45 Rumor has it that penguins will eat a kitten if given a chance.
Posted by: fd at December 12, 2023 07:53 PM

That's not all they'll do.

Posted by: Hamas at December 12, 2023 08:15 PM (a3Q+t)

46 It's crazy to realize that one in five mail in ballot voters committed more felonies that Trump.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - No R candidates will discuss voter fraud because Trump said pussy at December 12, 2023 08:16 PM (6Y/Rl)

47 Very few men have penises. The vast majority just have a penis.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 12, 2023 08:02 PM

Does bifurcated count as plural?

Posted by: Spock, son of Sarek at December 12, 2023 08:17 PM (a3Q+t)

48 All right, this is a bit early for New Year's eve Nostradamus predictions for 2024...but let's start anyway.

--“Through the death of a very old Pontiff, A Roman of good age will be elected, Of him it will be said that he weakens his see, But long will he sit and in biting activity,”

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2023 08:17 PM (V13WU)

49 So our sclerotic pedophile traitorous president has generously consented to consider doing something about the border crisis he caused if we pay more ransom to the bottomless shithole Ukraine.

In all fairness, the Marshall Doctrine insisted that we continue to ship US taxes - and thus, US labor - overseas after a decade of forced scarcity following the Depression. But nobody here calls George Marshall a raging ass-hole. Probably because he wore a uniform. So did Jimmy Carter.

Posted by: You Have Got To Be Shitting Me at December 12, 2023 08:17 PM (5IDmz)

50
All men have two legs.
All men have two arms.

_________

Some men have two faces.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2023 08:17 PM (MoZTd)

51

“The dry earth will grow more parched, and there will be great floods when it is seen,”

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2023 08:18 PM (V13WU)

52 The helicopter pilot -

Why, on the first pickup, was he keeping the helicopter nose-down?

Posted by: The Horse at December 12, 2023 08:19 PM (8AONa)

53 And one more, “Red adversary will become pale with fear, putting the great Ocean in dread.”

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2023 08:19 PM (V13WU)

54 Difficult to describe this one. Dad pulls train, friends, daughter:

https://youtu.be/wupx7urNbaQ

Believe it or not, safe for work. Unless Hall and Oates has been banned in you workplace.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 12, 2023 08:19 PM (dZVON)

55 Willowed, but mentioned above, so...

..Regicide is the murder of a monarch- a king, queen, etc. Posted by: Don Black at December 12, 2023 07:51 PM (geLO)

Correct you are; mine was a TYPO. "REGIONCIDE", was my intended input.

Kind of like what the RAF did to Dresden & Hamburg, and what LeMay did to Tokyo.

Firebomb 'em till the firestorm renders them to ash.

Gaza needs to be left as an Empty Quarter when this is all over. Or, Israel can turn it into a recreational area. FOR ISRAELIS.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 12, 2023 08:19 PM (e6UQI)

56 So our sclerotic pedophile traitorous president has generously consented to consider doing something about the border crisis he caused if we pay more ransom to the bottomless shithole Ukraine. Is one Republican reminding him it's his sworn f*cking duty to protect the border?
Posted by: Ordinary American at December 12, 2023 08:13 PM (ZuGgM)

Well, you know, you see... the R Party is all in on open borders, and they're all in on grifting and grafting in Ukraine.

So when they threaten to withhold one thing they want, if you don't give them something you don't.... I've been pissed on before, but not once did I mistake it for rain.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 12, 2023 08:19 PM (QBaJw)

57 Off, old sock

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 12, 2023 08:20 PM (8AONa)

58 His breath will smell of garum, and his mantle will be of bronze.

Posted by: Nostrildamnus Blimline at December 12, 2023 08:22 PM (vFG9F)

59 Well, you know, you see... the R Party is all in on open borders, and they're all in on grifting and grafting in Ukraine.

Before they were in on importing cheap labor here, they were all in on exporting money and equipment and technology to any point on the globe that would work as cheap labor.

The GOP is pretty consistent.

Posted by: You Have Got To Be Shitting Me at December 12, 2023 08:23 PM (5IDmz)

60
More Nostradamus

The senile old bastard will be vanquished
By the orange-haired rebel
With a babelacious consort

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2023 08:23 PM (MoZTd)

61 there will be growth in the Spring

Posted by: Chumpy Gardner at December 12, 2023 08:26 PM (63Dwl)

62 Negrodamus > Nostradamus

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 12, 2023 08:30 PM (R/m4+)

63 15

'But the teacher penalized the answer, marking it incorrect.'

ISWYDT

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 12, 2023 08:41 PM (roH4R)

64 there will be growth in the Spring
Posted by: Chumpy Gardner at December 12, 2023 08:26 PM (63Dwl)

Not for those men lacking a penis.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2023 08:41 PM (tlyMW)

65 Good helo video. Nice rescue, with no blade strike.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 12, 2023 08:41 PM (u82oZ)

66 In true or false tests, the presence of the words "all" or "none" are almost always dead giveaways that the desired answer is "false".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2023 08:43 PM (tlyMW)

67 Did I kill the thread?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2023 08:46 PM (tlyMW)

68 "In true or false tests, the presence of the words "all" or "none" are almost always dead giveaways that the desired answer is "false".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon"

True or false? In true or false tests, the presence of the words "all" or "none" are almost always dead giveaways that the desired answer is "false".

Posted by: Nostrildamnus Blimline at December 12, 2023 08:47 PM (vFG9F)

69 Gaza needs to be left as an Empty Quarter when this is all over. Or, Israel can turn it into a recreational area. FOR ISRAELIS.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 12, 2023 08:19 PM (e6UQI)

Crater it completely and then practice moon landings there.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 12, 2023 08:48 PM (VwHCD)

70 They should pave Palestinian and put up a parking lot.

Posted by: Nostradorcus Blimline at December 12, 2023 08:51 PM (vFG9F)

71 That helo rescue mission required some big-time cajones. Well done.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 12, 2023 08:51 PM (V8he0)

72 No Bobbit jokes about men w/o penises? What has society come to?

Posted by: SFGoth at December 12, 2023 08:51 PM (KAi1n)

73 All men have two legs.
All men have two arms.

_________

Some men have two faces.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

And if you have no face you must commit sepuku.

Posted by: She Hobbit (creeping through Fangorn Forest) at December 12, 2023 08:51 PM (7oqU2)

74 They should pave Palestinian and put up a parking lot.
Posted by: Nostradorcus Blimline at December 12, 2023 08:51 PM (vFG9F)

With a pink hotel, a boutique, and a swingin' hot spot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2023 08:51 PM (tlyMW)

75 Nostrildamnus Blimline & Alberta Oil Peon

When I was a teacher, I made true and false questions with all or none in the text just because of that. They had to know.

Not as much fun as Chemistry Jeopardy for the class.

I was a HS Chemistry and Biology teacher for 6 months, for three sections that had 5 teachers by the half-year point. Got some stories out of that, I did.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 12, 2023 08:52 PM (u82oZ)

76 Oh come on.
Everyone knows the second after the baby dolphin was let go, a shark came along and had lunch.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2023 08:52 PM (W/lyH)

77 Crater it completely and then practice moon landings there.

Simpler answer. Shut down the border to Gaza.

Stop letting thousands of folks in, every day, that hate you. Quit trying to reform them. And also, pour your own concrete and asphalt. Maybe encourage Jews to learn how to use tools that don't involve an advanced degree.

Clean your own hotel rooms.

Posted by: You Have Got To Be Shitting Me at December 12, 2023 08:53 PM (5IDmz)

78 41 I stand erected, I mean, corrected.

Sorry, didn't mean to be so hard on you.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 12, 2023 08:06 PM (dZVON)

Oh hell, don't go limp on him now...
Posted by: browndog unearthing eternal truths at December 12, 2023 08:08 PM

This will become turgid quickly.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 12, 2023 08:13 PM (a3Q+t)
----
Slacker. Stand up and don't bend now ....

Posted by: Ciampino - A Rainy Day when at December 12, 2023 08:53 PM (qfLjt)

79 The Horse

ISTR ground effect is easier to control that way. Nose up, and he could strand his plucky assistant.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 12, 2023 08:53 PM (u82oZ)

80 No Bobbit jokes about men w/o penises? What has society come to?
Posted by: SFGoth at December 12, 2023 08:51 PM (KAi1n)

He's just lucky the K9 unit wasn't the first to find it.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2023 08:54 PM (W/lyH)

81 74 They should pave Palestinian and put up a parking lot.
Posted by: Nostradorcus Blimline at December 12, 2023 08:51 PM (vFG9F)

With a pink hotel, a boutique, and a swingin' hot spot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2023 08:51 PM (tlyMW)
----
What about the Vietnamese nail shop?

Posted by: Ciampino - A Rainy Day whenever at December 12, 2023 08:56 PM (qfLjt)

82 What about the Vietnamese nail shop?
Posted by: Ciampino - A Rainy Day whenever at December 12, 2023 08:56 PM (qfLjt)

I don't think those existed when Joni penned the song.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2023 08:57 PM (tlyMW)

83 I'm so jealous. Never had beautiful penguins like those on any boats I've been on. Must be heavenly.

Posted by: Lonesome Skipper at December 12, 2023 08:57 PM (83IzV)

84 In case some says it is all The Israelis fault for being so mean, the British stomped out the Thuggee tribe for bad behavior in India. They were relentless.

Plenty of examples to use, because those leftist are willfully ignorant.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 12, 2023 08:59 PM (u82oZ)

85 "I don't think those existed when Joni penned the song.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon"

They did, they just specialized in bamboo.

Posted by: Nostradorcus Blimline at December 12, 2023 09:00 PM (vFG9F)

86 They should pave Palestinian and put up a parking lot.
Posted by: Nostradorcus Blimline

With a pink hotel, a boutique, and a swingin' hot spot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
----
What about the Vietnamese nail shop?
Posted by: Ciampino

And a Flatbush Waxing Studio.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 12, 2023 09:02 PM (IaTa3)

87 Have a great night, everyone.

Work those Plan Bs. We may need them. And remember -- OPSEC, OPSEC, OPSEC.

Seems a lot of people hate, for petty reasons.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 12, 2023 09:02 PM (u82oZ)

88 Point Cabrillo lighthouse?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2023 09:03 PM (XeU6L)

89 I think Bobbit jokes are less funny now that credentialed doctors at prestigious facilities are routinely doing it to children and are probably in pursuit of the same emotions and overall feelings that Lorena had.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - No R candidates will discuss voter fraud because Trump said pussy at December 12, 2023 09:03 PM (6Y/Rl)

90 77 Simpler answer. Shut down the border to Gaza.

Stop letting thousands of folks in, every day, that hate you.
Posted by: You Have Got To Be Shitting Me at December 12, 2023 08:53 PM (5IDmz)

This is a really good point, honestly. As much as a round of True Southern Justice(tm) would get my social-darwinist juices flowing, it rather does seem like a problem easily solved by not feeding the beast.

I estimate that the typical American city would last approximately 72 hours without regular shipments of everything from the deplorables before terminal descent into self destruction. Doubt Gaza City would even make it that far.

Posted by: CppThis at December 12, 2023 09:05 PM (PZvjL)

91 In case some says it is all The Israelis fault for being so mean, the British stomped out the Thuggee tribe for bad behavior in India.

Google King David Hotel bombing. Pay especial attention to which side lit the fuse.

Britain couldn't let that particular piece of real estate go quick enough. In typical fashion, that made an absolute botch of drawing up the borders.

Posted by: You Have Got To Be Shitting Me at December 12, 2023 09:05 PM (5IDmz)

92 The first pickup in that helicopter video, the chopper is approaching a very steep snow-covered slope on a mountain. He's not nose-down, just hovering level.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2023 09:09 PM (tlyMW)

93 76 Oh come on.
Everyone knows the second after the baby dolphin was let go, a shark came along and had lunch.
Posted by: Diogenes

You are a horrible person.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2023 09:11 PM (5UVbb)

94 What about the Vietnamese nail shop?
Posted by: Ciampino - A Rainy Day whenever at December 12, 2023 08:56 PM (qfLjt)

I don't think those existed when Joni penned the song.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2023 08:57 PM

See? That why you not have boyfrien.

Posted by: Vietnamese Manicurist at December 12, 2023 09:11 PM (Wnv9h)

95 See? That why you not have boyfrien.
Posted by: Vietnamese Manicurist

Yoo wan jell?

Only 6 dollar more. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at December 12, 2023 09:12 PM (IaTa3)

96 Oh come on.
Everyone knows the second after the baby dolphin was let go, a shark came along and had lunch.
Posted by: Diogenes

You are a horrible person.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2023 09:11 PM

Obligatory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQTX0ED_U6k

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 12, 2023 09:13 PM (Wnv9h)

97 ..Oh come on. Everyone knows the second after the baby dolphin was let go, a shark came along and had lunch. Posted by: Diogenes

It was a net gain for the shark.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 12, 2023 09:13 PM (e6UQI)

98 War sucks

Give Gaza 24 hours. Then bulldoze everything. Anyone there gets put on a plane, a boat or a bus and shipped to another majority Muslim country.

Turn Gaza into a beautiful, vibrant, productive community for Israelis. Perhaps vacation condos. Beachside resorts. Vineyards and orchards.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2023 09:15 PM (5UVbb)

99 98 War sucks

Give Gaza 24 hours. Then bulldoze everything. Anyone there gets put on a plane, a boat or a bus and shipped to another majority Muslim country.

Turn Gaza into a beautiful, vibrant, productive community for Israelis. Perhaps vacation condos. Beachside resorts. Vineyards and orchards.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2023 09:15 PM (5UVbb

You know we can't have nice things.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 12, 2023 09:17 PM (PY/t0)

100 Give Gaza 24 hours. Then bulldoze everything. Anyone there gets put on a plane, a boat or a bus and shipped to another majority Muslim country.

What a wonderful plan. Only one problem.

It will require an invasion into every "Muslim Country" you mention. Because none of those countries want these Gazans.

But - let's be fair. How many divisions do you suggest we commit, to invade these countries and force them to accept two million people ? Do you have a list of targets ?

Please. Share.

Posted by: You Have Got To Be Shitting Me at December 12, 2023 09:18 PM (5IDmz)

101 Howdy.

Posted by: Theodore at December 12, 2023 09:19 PM (pGonq)

102 See? That why you not have boyfrien.
Posted by: Vietnamese Manicurist

Yoo wan jell?

Only 6 dollar more. . .

Posted by: Tonypete

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Posted by: Frank Costanza at December 12, 2023 09:19 PM (8AONa)

103 PM

Obligatory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQTX0ED_U6k
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 12, 2023 09:13 PM (Wnv9h)

I love that clip. Makes me laugh every time! Thank you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2023 09:19 PM (5UVbb)

104 80 No Bobbit jokes about men w/o penises? What has society come to?
Posted by: SFGoth at December 12, 2023 08:51 PM (KAi1n)

He's just lucky the K9 unit wasn't the first to find it.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2023 08:54 PM (W/lyH

Wait till doctors start selling the appendages for transplant.

Need a bigger Willie? We just had a conversion and he was a pipe layer.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 12, 2023 09:20 PM (PY/t0)

105 But - let's be fair. How many divisions do you suggest we commit, to invade these countries and force them to accept two million people ? Do you have a list of targets ?

Please. Share.
Posted by: You Have Got To Be Shitting Me

Ships can put them in rowboats and shove off
Planes can give them a parachute
Buses drive over, drop off in the middle of nowhere and drive away

This is not rocket science.
Although, strapping them to rockets can be another option.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2023 09:21 PM (5UVbb)

106 But - let's be fair. How many divisions do you suggest we commit, to invade these countries and force them to accept two million people ? Do you have a list of targets ?

Please. Share.
Posted by: You Have Got To Be Shitting Me at December 12, 2023 09:18 PM (5IDmz)

Somalia are both failed states, and lack the capacity to repel an invasion. Especially if you armed the Hamasholes you parachuted in.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2023 09:22 PM (tlyMW)

107 Those helo rescue vids are insane and incredibly dangerous. For the pilots. Seen several go fine with US Army HH-60's and CH-47's.

Also seen some go really bad. Mostly in 'Stan. Way up high.

We see periodic SOR 160 (Night Stalkers) out of Ft. Campbell fly overhead. About 2-3 years ago they sortied 6 of the Chinooks and a dozen Blackhawks into Ft Knox. At night. They flew without lights. Low. Like really low. It was about as close as I ever want to get to being in "the shit."

You'd hear them coming for minutes... then, pow... they're on top of you.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 12, 2023 09:22 PM (Q4IgG)

108 He's not nose-down, just hovering level.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

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Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 12, 2023 09:23 PM (8AONa)

109 I will have cookie now. Where is the cookie wench?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 12, 2023 09:23 PM (PY/t0)

110 and Yemen.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2023 09:24 PM (tlyMW)

111
It will require an invasion into every "Muslim Country" you mention. Because none of those countries want these Gazans.

But - let's be fair. How many divisions do you suggest we commit, to invade these countries and force them to accept two million people ? Do you have a list of targets ?

Please. Share.
Posted by: You Have Got To Be Shitting Me

Air drop 'em. High altitude low opening, 50kft + above the SAM's reach. Do it twice, with live streaming video. The rest of them will self deport.

*bonus points if they have to pack their own 'chutes too*

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 12, 2023 09:25 PM (3CCua)

112 Somalia are both failed states, and lack the capacity to repel an invasion. Especially if you armed the Hamasholes you parachuted in.

So we arm the Palis that just slaughtered the Jews - to drive in a different direction ?

That sounds very - well - insane. Makes sending cash and arms to Ukraine seem statesmanlike.

I'd like to see what's behind Door #3, Monty. Especially if it's "regional conflict not involving the United States".

Posted by: You Have Got To Be Shitting Me at December 12, 2023 09:25 PM (5IDmz)

113 Need a bigger Willie? We just had a conversion and he was a pipe layer.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

The Paolo, is not going trannie.

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 12, 2023 09:26 PM (3CCua)

114 Posted by: You Have Got To Be Shitting Me at December 12, 2023 09:25 PM (5IDmz)

*sniffs*
Go and change your armor.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2023 09:27 PM (5UVbb)

115 That sounds very - well - insane. Makes sending cash and arms to Ukraine seem statesmanlike.

I'd like to see what's behind Door #3, Monty. Especially if it's "regional conflict not involving the United States".
Posted by: You Have Got To Be Shitting Me at December 12, 2023 09:25 PM (5IDmz)

Somalia and Yemen are both muzzie shitholes, populated by worthless muzzies. Let the Gazans fight it out with them to be King Shit of the shithole. Make popcorn.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2023 09:27 PM (tlyMW)

116 We see periodic SOR 160 (Night Stalkers) out of Ft. Campbell fly overhead. About 2-3 years ago they sortied 6 of the Chinooks and a dozen Blackhawks into Ft Knox. At night. They flew without lights. Low. Like really low. It was about as close as I ever want to get to being in "the shit."
Posted by: Martini Farmer

MR, my BIL flew with the 160th SOAR. I vacation with him every year at the beach. The stories he tells are damn near unbelievable. Retired after 20 yrs (and two Blackhawk crashes) - he figured two that you can crawl out of is all one gets.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 12, 2023 09:28 PM (IaTa3)

117 112 So we arm the Palis that just slaughtered the Jews - to drive in a different direction ?
Posted by: You Have Got To Be Shitting Me at December 12, 2023 09:25 PM (5IDmz)

Sounds good to us. What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: 1980s CIA agents at December 12, 2023 09:29 PM (PZvjL)

118 Somalia and Yemen are both muzzie shitholes, populated by worthless muzzies. Let the Gazans fight it out with them to be King Shit of the shithole. Make popcorn.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I like this idea

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2023 09:30 PM (yP7Ef)

119 Ship all the gazamites out into the middle of the Med, and see if it is Allah's Will that they might walk on water.

*plop* *splish!* *GLUG!*

No? *shrugs shoulders* Inishalla! *holds hands up in "wasn't me" gesture*

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 12, 2023 09:30 PM (e6UQI)

120 Somalia and Yemen are both muzzie shitholes, populated by worthless muzzies. Let the Gazans fight it out with them to be King Shit of the shithole. Make popcorn.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2023 09:27 PM (tlyMW)

Let me just get this right. The answer, to the question of what to do with a group of Muslims that simply can't seem to live peaceful - is to send additional cash and other means to let them spread ?

Because when you disperse a population, that's what happens. They spread. To other places. Real places.

So we're going to support spreading these Gaza loving, terrorism supporting folks across the globe ?

Sounds like a good idea ? Did it sound good in your head when you typed it ?

Posted by: You Have Got To Be Shitting Me at December 12, 2023 09:32 PM (5IDmz)

121 I've described what my twin brother did to earn a Silver Star. The helicopters remind me of how he earned a bronze star with a V. He was driving around the base he was guarding at sundown as he always did with two following jeeps, and they came up against a battalion of North Vietnamese.
"So I drove through the side of a building," he said.
"What?" I said.
"It was a flimsy building," he said.
All three jeeps had machine guns on the hoods. They held off the battalion until a helicopter could reach them.
They unbolted the machine guns so they wouldn't be lost, and rode that pole up, shooting as they went.
That film made me see it so real. Oh, brother, I miss you so.

Posted by: Wenda at December 12, 2023 09:36 PM (Ei/Y1)

122 Sounds like a good idea ? Did it sound good in your head when you typed it ?
Posted by: You Have Got To Be Shitting Me at December 12, 2023 09:32 PM (5IDmz)

Still sounds good. Not dispersed. Concentrated in one muzzie shithole in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, where they can't spread out from easily. And if they get rowdy, their neighbors, also muslims, can kill them at will, because when muslims kill muslims, nobody gives a shit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2023 09:37 PM (tlyMW)

123 Dude.

Send them to the middle of the Sahara Desert. I don't care. The other moslems can decide how to deal with their new parasites.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2023 09:38 PM (aJVMf)

124 That film made me see it so real. Oh, brother, I miss you so.

No words. God bless.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 12, 2023 09:40 PM (V8he0)

125 ..Send them to the middle of the Sahara Desert. I don't care. The other moslems can decide how to deal with their new parasites. Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2023 09:38 PM (aJVMf)

Antarctica is the world's largest desert.

Maybe they can learn to chill a bit, there?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 12, 2023 09:40 PM (e6UQI)

126 Oh come on.
Everyone knows the second after the baby dolphin was let go, a shark came along and had lunch.
Posted by: Diogenes

You are a horrible person.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2023 09:11 PM (5UVbb)
***

*puts thumbs in ears and wiggles fingers at Nurse*
Neener
Neener
Neener

Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2023 09:41 PM (W/lyH)

127 Well now.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 12, 2023 09:41 PM (Z89do)

128 Still sounds good. Not dispersed. Concentrated in one muzzie shithole in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, where they can't spread out from easily.

OK - let's do this. How, exactly, do you propose to re-locate about two million people, across Saudi at the minimum to Yemen - or down the Gulf to Somalia - to let this little social experiment begin ?

Seriously ? Can you pull up a map of the Middle East ? Can you read it ? Can you understand it ?

Posted by: You Have Got To Be Shitting Me at December 12, 2023 09:41 PM (5IDmz)

129 Seriously ? Can you pull up a map of the Middle East ? Can you read it ? Can you understand it ?
Posted by: You Have Got To Be Shitting Me at December 12, 2023 09:41 PM (5IDmz)

Do you know what a ship is?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2023 09:43 PM (tlyMW)

130 .

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 12, 2023 09:44 PM (9qqwj)

131 Posted by: You Have Got To Be Shitting Me

And your solution is?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 12, 2023 09:44 PM (dZVON)

132 Assuming it hasn't been mentioned already, Andre Braugher has died. He was 61. He was a solid character actor and was great in 'Homicide: Life on the Street'. That's a show that doesn't get syndication love. It's hard to find. Great show.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 12, 2023 09:44 PM (sAmhv)

133 OK - let's do this. How, exactly, do you propose to re-locate about two million people, across Saudi at the minimum to Yemen
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I have a lot of experience in this area

Posted by: George Soros at December 12, 2023 09:45 PM (803A3)

134 OK - let's do this. How, exactly, do you propose to re-locate about two million people, across Saudi at the minimum to Yemen - or down the Gulf to Somalia - to let this little social experiment begin

My plan: push them into sea. Anyone who can swim to their port of destination gets to stay.

Posted by: best of luck at December 12, 2023 09:45 PM (pjs7m)

135 SHOUT OUT‼

The Nightwatch abode is ready for Christmas although this year, Mrs. Nightwatch did the heavy lifting with the decorations as was my usual task for decades ( but I'm working 6 days a week now in the glorious Bidenomics economy) and though I let fly with my inner Martha Stewart in years past...Mrs. Nightwatch did a very fine rendition and I am so very happy/impressed and grateful due to her efforts.

Thank you Mrs. Nightwatch!!

Posted by: Nightwatch at December 12, 2023 09:45 PM (UsQA1)

136 Do you know what a ship is?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2023 09:43 PM (tlyMW)

Do you understand how many it would take to move two million fucking people ? Against their will ?

I get it. It feels good to spout this "final solution" kind of shit. But that's not a realistic option for Israel. Because nobody, now, can get away with that.

Let Israel start seriously depopulating Gaza. Watch what happens next.

Jesus H. Christ.

Posted by: You Have Got To Be Shitting Me at December 12, 2023 09:46 PM (5IDmz)

137 OK - let's do this. How, exactly, do you propose to re-locate about two million people, across Saudi at the minimum to Yemen - or down the Gulf to Somalia - to let this little social experiment begin?

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Posted by: Air Pinochet at December 12, 2023 09:46 PM (8AONa)

138 Posted by: You Have Got To Be Shitting Me at December 12, 2023 09:46 PM (5IDmz)
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Posted by: George Soros at December 12, 2023 09:47 PM (803A3)

139 And your solution is?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 12, 2023 09:44 PM (dZVON)

Simple. Two steps.

Step One - DMZ. About a quarter mile. Won't stop the rockets, but will stop gliders and infiltration.

Step Two - and this is the bitter pill Israel will not swallow - no immigration from Gaza. Cut off the flow of all that cheap labor.

Posted by: You Have Got To Be Shitting Me at December 12, 2023 09:48 PM (5IDmz)

140 Simple. Two steps.

Step One - DMZ. About a quarter mile. Won't stop the rockets, but will stop gliders and infiltration.

Step Two - and this is the bitter pill Israel will not swallow - no immigration from Gaza. Cut off the flow of all that cheap labor.

Posted by: You Have Got To Be Shitting Me at December 12, 2023 09:48 PM (5IDmz)

Step 3: No water, power, food, etc. from Israel. Let Gaza support itself.

Posted by: davidt at December 12, 2023 09:50 PM (SYTee)

141 Step One - DMZ. About a quarter mile. Won't stop the rockets, but will stop gliders and infiltration.

Step Two - and this is the bitter pill Israel will not swallow - no immigration from Gaza. Cut off the flow of all that cheap labor.
Posted by: You Have Got To Be Shitting Me at December 12, 2023 09:48 PM (5IDmz)

Quarter mile DMZ won't stop the powered parachutes the goatrapers were using, or tunnels.

Agree that Israel should not allow Gazans to work in Israel. Perhaps is the Gazans manage to civilize themselves a little, Israel could build maquiladoras in Gaza, and let them work there, and ship goods] across the border.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2023 09:52 PM (tlyMW)

142 Thanks, Notorius BFD.

Posted by: Wenda at December 12, 2023 09:53 PM (Ei/Y1)

143 Step One - DMZ. About a quarter mile. Won't stop the rockets, but will stop gliders and infiltration.

Step Two - and this is the bitter pill Israel will not swallow - no immigration from Gaza. Cut off the flow of all that cheap labor.
Posted by: You Have Got To Be Shitting Me at December 12, 2023 09:48 PM (5IDmz)

There is no more labor from Gaza, and looks like there won't be any more from W Bank. The reason why there was in the first place is some kind of accord, a forced peace solution. Which we don't need to get into at the moment. Next, a DMZ is what Israel wants, is talking about, and is probably going to build, even thought US administration is against it. Next, there will be some migration from gaza to other arab and muslim states. It is already happening.

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2023 09:54 PM (V13WU)

144 Step 3: No water, power, food, etc. from Israel. Let Gaza support itself.

Yep. But why does Israel do that now ? Two reasons. One - Israel is a very liberal country, contrary to popular opinion on this board. They're not a Warrior Culture steeped in Religion and Self Preservation.

Reason Two ? They like cheap labor. Hence, they export energy into Gaza.

Posted by: You Have Got To Be Shitting Me at December 12, 2023 09:54 PM (5IDmz)

145 ONT
ONT
ONT

Posted by: Tonypete at December 12, 2023 09:55 PM (IaTa3)

146 In addition to DMZ, Israel will probably have some kind of military control over the area.

Posted by: runner at December 12, 2023 09:55 PM (V13WU)

147 Quarter mile DMZ won't stop the powered parachutes the goatrapers were using, or tunnels.

Just like a wall won't stop every Mexican. So, let's let perfect be the enemy of good, right ?

Posted by: You Have Got To Be Shitting Me at December 12, 2023 09:57 PM (5IDmz)

148 You know.

It's always nice to shit on everyone else's ideas and not come up with a single suggestion of your own.

You have to start somewhere.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2023 09:58 PM (AIkrI)

149 137

YA ALL FORGET...

ISRAEL VACATED GAZA in 2005 and turned the keys to the strip OVER to the Palestinians...who then promptly voted in HAMAS to govern them.

Let me try to squeeze a single tear out of one of my eye's for those cursed people.

YA GET WHAT YA VOTE FOR.

DEATH TO HAMAS...and some collateral damage to boot!!

You must be trained NOT to be suicidal once and for all if you want to survive as a people.

Posted by: Nightwatch at December 12, 2023 10:01 PM (UsQA1)

150 And the rest of the ARAB countries...

If WE had a REAL CIC....a couple of you would be glassed over parking lots by now.

(OH... and "F" the CHICOMS for COVID)

Posted by: Nightwatch at December 12, 2023 10:04 PM (UsQA1)

151 Homicide with that episode with Vincent D'Orofino as the guy squeezed on the subway tracks as they try to find his girlfriend before he dies. It really was a good show.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 12, 2023 10:05 PM (t0dV9)

152 Things realtor did not mention: Helo flight path, artillery practice, and automatic weapons fire.

Can the crews see me on the ground? I usually wave. Nerd that way.

Posted by: DOYLE at December 12, 2023 10:08 PM (Z8Yh2)

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