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Quick Hits
Hunter Biden: Republicans are "trying to kill me" because they just hate people who are in recovery and have cleaned up their lives.
"That's the one thing -- one of the reasons why I'm going to survive this -- and I'm going to survive it clean and sober -- is because I am not going to let this motherf ---ers use me as just another example of why people in recovery are never going to be okay, never to be trusted, they're all degenerates. I'm just not going to let that happen. I'm just not going to let it happen," Biden said. "I am positive of that. If you can't look at some of these people like Marjorie Taylor Greene or Paul Gosar and see someone that have been bullied, that are just absolutely suffering-- They're suffering people. And that doesn't excuse the things that they have done to others and to me, but you see people that are in anguish. They're not healthy people," Biden said. "They are trying to destroy a presidency. And so, it's not about me. In their most base way, what they're trying to do is they're trying to kill me, knowing that it will be a pain greater than my father could be able to handle. And so, therefore, destroying a presidency in that way," he said. "These people are just sad, very, very sick people, that have most likely just faced traumas in their lives that they have decided they're going to turn into an evil that they decided they're going to inflict on the rest of the world," he added.But also, Hunter Biden spent five fucking million dollars on crack, prostitute, cigars, and fake teeth to replace the ones he destroyed by smoking crack.
I'm going to say it: Hero. Nancy Mace, who bragged at a prayer breakfast that she was late because her boyfriend wanted some ass, apparently discusses her sex life a lot at the office with her unconsenting employees. Oh and she's now separated from her fiance.
"I am sick of trying to figure out how you are hiding the money," [Hunter's ex-wife Kathy] Buhle continued in the email, cited in "Laptop from Hell: Hunter Biden, Big Tech and the Dirty Secrets the President Tried to Hide" by The Post's Miranda Devine. Buhle wrote that he had spent $122,000 in two months -- and at the same time cut monthly payments to Buhle and their three daughters from $17,000 to $1,700. "Simply looking at your spending is enough for any judge to be disgusted." Three days later she filed a court motion. Biden "rarely" spent anything on his family, she charged, but was blowing hundreds of thousands on alcohol, strip clubs, gifts to other women, and travel -- sometimes charging multiple hotel rooms for the same night. Hunter Biden, seen in the middle of a drugs spree, blasted through money in four years while dodging his taxes, prosecutors say. His ex-wife, Kathleen Buhle, warned during in 2017 that he needed to be stopped. Now federal prosecutors have revealed just how right Buhle was. They alleged Pres. Biden's son blasted through $4,907,813 in four years, including $683,212 "to various women," and $188,960 on "adult entertaining." David Weiss, the special counsel investigating Biden filed a nine-charge indictment in Los Angeles, Calif., Thursday, accusing him of dodging more than $1 million in taxes while living an "extravagant" life between 2016 and 2019 -- and detailing the eye-popping spree. Biden, 53, was charged with three felonies and six misdemeanor counts of failure to file taxes and to pay them in the 2016, 2017, 2018, and 2019 tax years, amounting to at least $1.4 million. He faces 17 years in prison if convicted on all counts. A year after Buhle's furious email and her court bid to get his cash, Biden was undeterred, emails and records in his laptop show. This table in the indictment sheds light on aspects of the payments but The Post's Miranda Devine revealed more in her book, "Laptop from Hell." DOJ Outside the house was a jetty with room for his prized 27 foot Grady-White boat. In February, 2018, he was splurging $7,000 per month on a $5 million waterfront home in Annapolis, MD, complete with a pool and private jetty for his 27ft boat -- and sharing it with his brother Beau's widow Hallie, with whom he was having an affair. By May 2018, he was in Los Angeles, where he spent $8,000 on an extended callout for a 24-year-old Russian prostitute named "Yanna," an "elite courtesan" with green eyes and brown hair from Emerald Fantasy Girls. He also charged 42 nights at the Chateau Marmont hotel for an $ 820-a-night poolside bungalow, for a total of $34,400, using the four-burner stove in the tiny kitchen to cook up crack.
Rep. Nancy Mace frequently talked about her sex life in front of junior staffers in her Capitol office while dating her now ex-fiancé, according to a report. "She frequently made sexual references in the office and discussed things that were not appropriate in a work environment," a former senior staffer for the South Carolina Republican told the Daily Mail. If Mace was subjecting her staff to tales of her bedroom antics, the 46-year-old congresswoman could face a House Ethics Committee investigation if one of her aides were to file a complaint with the panel. She is already embroiled in a messy legal dispute with her ex -- Charleston entrepreneur Patrick Bryant -- over a pair of multi-million dollar homes the former couple purchased together, according to the outlet. Mace reportedly broke up with Bryant, who popped the question in May 2022, because she found him on a dating app.Eek -- out of control chair-lift sends skiiers flying. I missed this at the end of last week -- the co-founder of CAIR says he was thrilled to see the Gaza terror attacks.
Bryant told the Daily Mail that he was not active on the app since before the two became an item and that he recently deleted an old profile that was still popping up.
The co-founder and executive director of a major American Muslim civil rights organization characterized Hamas' Oct. 7 terror attacks in Israel in which more than 1,200 were killed as Gazans "break[ing] the siege, the walls of the concentration camp." "Yes, I was happy to see people breaking the siege and throwing down the shackles of their own land and walk free into their land that they were not allowed to walk in," Council on American-Islamic Relations Executive Director Nihad Awad said at a November conference hosted by American Muslims for Palestine. Audience members cheered Awad's remarks. Awad characterized the Oct. 7 attack as "self-defense," which he said Palestinians have a right to -- while Israelis do not. "Yes, the people of Gaza have the right to self-defense, had the right to defend themselves," said Awad. "Yes, Israel as an occupying power does not have that right to self-defense." Awad did not mention Hamas in his speech; he did not differentiate between "the people of Gaza" and the perpetrators of the Oct. 7 attack.When his remarks were publicized, he claimed -- well, why don't you guess what he claimed? One point for each buzzword you guess correctly. How many points did you get?
"Despite my clear remarks, an anti-Muslim, anti-Palestinian hate website selected remarks from my speech out of context and spliced them together to create a completely false meaning."A CNN reporter actually realized that -- get this -- reporters might have been accepting the words of Hamas too uncritically all of these many years of playing stenographer to terrorists.
A veteran CNN Middle East reporter with two decades of experience now admits that "too many of us treated the group more like an opposition party with occasional violent outbursts than a terrorist organization."Javier Milei ordered 12 ministries shuttered on his first day in office.
Advertisement "Journalists working in conflict zones," Ilene Prusher wrote in a CNN op-ed this week, "too often pull punches in the interest of appearing neutral, or perhaps to ensure that they stay in the good graces of the gunmen in charge." Prusher concludes that "if journalists continue to interview members of Hamas, we should report their words more critically and not take their comments at face value. We should provide context that notes how unverifiable their information is and how poor their track record for accuracy has been." ... "By and large, we reporters ate it up," she explained without prompting, in no small part because "Our editors wanted us to have access to this shadowy group."
"How often did that stop us from reporting what they told us?" as Prusher asked in her come-to-Jesus column. "That dynamic was on display last month when many mainstream media outlets immediately repeated Hamas' claim that an Israeli air strike had devastated a hospital and killed a big round figure of 500 Palestinians."
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 11, 2023 06:34 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 11, 2023 06:35 PM (YRsIm)
WASHINGTON - More than 40 pro-Palestinian protesters were arrested at the Hart Senate Office Building on Monday by U.S. Capitol Police officers.
The group was calling for a cease-fire in Gaza while illegally demonstrating inside the Congressional space.
A Capitol Police spokesperson said that the demonstrators arrived just after 10 a.m., and at one point during the rally, one person climbed a statue in the atrium. That man, officials said, was charged with resisting arrest.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2023 06:35 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2023 06:35 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 11, 2023 06:36 PM (woPEM)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at December 11, 2023 06:37 PM (zer5o)
Posted by: wth at December 11, 2023 06:37 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2023 06:38 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at December 11, 2023 06:38 PM (zer5o)
Milei, you lay!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2023 06:38 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at December 11, 2023 06:39 PM (zer5o)
Posted by: the guy who always shouts Afuera! at December 11, 2023 06:39 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Paco at December 11, 2023 06:39 PM (njExo)
Milei es en fuego!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2023 06:40 PM (xG4kz)
USER.
WHAT A DOUCHEBAG.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 11, 2023 06:40 PM (Ndje9)
Piss off.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2023 06:40 PM (W/lyH)
NEW - Netflix's "Leave the World Behind" cyber apocalypse movie warns about "white people" if "the world falls apart."
End Wokeness:
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11 seconds
Disclose.tv @disclosetv 6h
MORE - Not only did Barack Obama help the executive produce the movie as part of Higher Ground, but he personally helped shape the script by giving its screenwriter notes, according to HITC.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 11, 2023 06:40 PM (krqg6)
@Heminator
LOL I guess he REALLY does not want to pay California's insanely high state income tax.
Derek Thompson
@DKThomp
Let me get this straight:
The Los Angeles Dodgers are proposing to pay the most talented baseball player in history like he's a mediocre middle reliever while he plays for the team ... and then create a retirement annuity that pays him more than any other active player.
Fabian Ardaya
@FabianArdaya
Exclusive @TheAthletic: Shohei Ohtani will defer $68 million per year of his $70 million annual salary over the course of his 10-year, $700 million deal with the Dodgers, allowing the team to keep spending, according to a person briefed on the terms.
Ohtani agreed to defer all but $2 million of his annual salary — $68 million of his $70 million per year — until after the completion of the contract. The deferred money is to be paid out without interest from 2034 to 2043.
2:43 PM · Dec 11, 2023
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at December 11, 2023 06:40 PM (9aVck)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 11, 2023 06:40 PM (eYoxG)
Two launches are scheduled for today.
First is Falcon Heavy at 8:14pm est.
Second is a Falcon 9 at 11:00pm est.
https://is.gd/C6HclA
uTube
Posted by: Ciampino - Rockets glare twice tonight .. at December 11, 2023 06:41 PM (qfLjt)
The real problem here is it was a gas stove.
Posted by: Ripley at December 11, 2023 06:41 PM (PTDkx)
The group was calling for a cease-fire in Gaza while illegally demonstrating inside the Congressional space.
A Capitol Police spokesperson said that the demonstrators arrived just after 10 a.m., and at one point during the rally, one person climbed a statue in the atrium. That man, officials said, was charged with resisting arrest.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2023 06:35 PM (63Dwl)
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It's an INSURRECTION!!!
Posted by: rd at December 11, 2023 06:41 PM (kHPXu)
Eff the advertisers and the corporations
Posted by: kallisto at December 11, 2023 06:41 PM (LttYF)
To be fair, quite a few Gaza civilians joined in on the raping and murdering fun on October 7th once the border barriers had been breached, so blaming October 7th on "the people of Gaza" is appropriate.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 11, 2023 06:42 PM (YAtuc)
Listen, she's a POA and obviously hot to trot, it's different for women as long as she continues voting correctly and doesn't hook up with some Donk schlub, in the immortal words of Sam Gerard: I. Don't. Care.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 11, 2023 06:42 PM (XV/Pl)
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It's a beautiful religion.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 11, 2023 06:42 PM (FVME7)
Does he run a food truck? Make widgets? Sell ladies lingerie half off? They never tell us because his "business" is SELLING GOVERNMENT POLICY, GOVERNMENT FAVORS and GOVERNMENT SECRETS.
Except Hunter is not in the Government. So only Joe can sell those. Hunter is just a bagman. ITS ALL JOE.
Therefore, to even call these indictments "tax matters" is to participate in a cover-up.
The income is from Bribes. THERE IS NO PROPER TAX RATE FOR BRIBES. Worse, the Bribes were paid IN EXCHANGE FOR TREASON.
There is no "Hunter".
There is no "business".
There are no "tax matters".
There is only a demented old pedophile, a sock puppet to the puppet Obama and his Bankster Owners, running a Chinese Colonial Government to wreck America.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 11, 2023 06:42 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 11, 2023 06:43 PM (YAtuc)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2023 06:43 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2023 06:43 PM (OCtK+)
She is already embroiled in a messy legal dispute with her ex -- Charleston entrepreneur Patrick Bryant -- over a pair of multi-million dollar homes the former couple purchased together, according to the outlet.
Couldn't happen to a nicer slut.
And yes, I'm deliberately "slut-shaming" her. Deal with it.
Posted by: Dr. T at December 11, 2023 06:43 PM (g0Y4p)
"Ah, but the strawberries! That's where I had them! They laughed at me and made jokes, but I proved, beyond a shadow of a doubt, with geometric logic..."
Apologies to Humphrey Bogart in The Caine Mutiny.
Posted by: Paco at December 11, 2023 06:44 PM (njExo)
Posted by: Archer at December 11, 2023 06:44 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Jim Rose at December 11, 2023 06:44 PM (miqrx)
National Review
@NRO
Pro-Palestinian students at Columbia University have organized a tuition strike for the spring 2024 semester over “Israeli apartheid.”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 11, 2023 06:44 PM (FVME7)
......
Black chick doesn't shave armpits. White boys teef fall out. Atomic bombs.
The End
Posted by: wth at December 11, 2023 06:45 PM (v0R5T)
If it's this hard for me to read I can't imagine what you go through researching and writing it. I just wish I had more staying power.
Posted by: creeper at December 11, 2023 06:45 PM (cTCuP)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 11, 2023 06:42 PM (Ndje9)
As I understand it, gains from criminal activity are treated as ordinary income and you're required to report them on your tax return.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 11, 2023 06:45 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 11, 2023 06:45 PM (xPl2J)
Jennifer Griffin
@JenGriffinFNC
46 top former National Security officials sign letter urging Congress to reauthorize FISA 702 legislation needed to fight terrorism, fentanyl traffickers and cyber attacks. “We cannot hamstring the U.S. intelligence community,” they write. “Section 702 saves American lives.”
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Forty six, people. Forty six!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 11, 2023 06:46 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 11, 2023 06:46 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: kallisto at December 11, 2023 06:46 PM (LttYF)
And you'd think that asshat could write at least one review!
Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2023 06:46 PM (W/lyH)
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Trump take a lesson...
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 11, 2023 06:46 PM (++4z6)
Not dumb like everyone says, but smart. And he wants respect!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 11, 2023 06:46 PM (R/m4+)
Joe Biden Once Again Lies About Almost Losing His House and '67 Corvette to Fire – Then Wanders Away (VIDEO) thegatewaypundit.com/2023/12...
Joe Biden Once Again Lies About Almost Losing His House and '67 Corvette to Fire - Then Wanders...
Joe Biden on Monday traveled to Philadelphia to deliver remarks at the announcement event for the city receiving a $22.4 million SAFER Grant award that will fund firefighters’ salary and benefits.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 11, 2023 06:47 PM (krqg6)
Live feed for the occultation of Betelgeuse by an asteroid. They've set this up in southern Italy, and the weather may not cooperate tonight:
https://tinyurl.com/yv3nl5b3
Any Morons in the southern tip of Florida around Miami will be in the path here. Here's a path map here:
https://tinyurl.com/ywbxme4e
That's a cluttered mess, but if you zoom in and click on on the path lines down there, it will give the exact timing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at December 11, 2023 06:47 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 11, 2023 06:47 PM (aQy7p)
Posted by: Dr. T at December 11, 2023 06:48 PM (g0Y4p)
Annnd THERE It Is! Professor Claims Anti-Plagiarism Policies Harm Black and 'Latinx' Students
https://tinyurl.com/yvysdd5x
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 11, 2023 06:48 PM (FVME7)
***
Now that's a role model
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 11, 2023 06:48 PM (vHIgi)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2023 06:38 PM (x0n13)
Actually had a chat with my boss about this today.
OK well about closing more sales. But the goals are similar....
More diligence. And focus on the best opportunities.
So apparently I have a plan of attack for the next couple months..... Good luck to y'all too!
Posted by: NC Ref at December 11, 2023 06:49 PM (8M3r5)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 11, 2023 06:42 PM (Ndje9)
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The truth is what the press doesn't cover.
Or rather they do cover it, with a pillow until dead.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 11, 2023 06:49 PM (++4z6)
MLB is going to have to look at that contract.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2023 06:49 PM (ZLI7S)
https://tinyurl.com/yvysdd5x
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 11, 2023 06:48 PM (FVME7)
So they are admitting it's rampant. Professors, students. All that money to be taught by frauds and assclowns.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 11, 2023 06:50 PM (R4t5M)
Remember the fine print on the Instructions for Form 1040:
"Income that you must declare includes ...
... embezzled and other illegal income"
Gotcha!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2023 06:50 PM (xG4kz)
I'd ask if he's on drugs, butt hat's kind of a given.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 11, 2023 06:50 PM (ou9hh)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2023 06:43 PM
No reasonable prosecutor....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 11, 2023 06:51 PM (aQy7p)
And the punk obviously killed his dad in Twelve Angry Men!
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 11, 2023 06:51 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 11, 2023 06:46 PM (FVME7)
Did the other five pass on from this mortal plane?
Say yes.
Lie if you have to.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2023 06:51 PM (W/lyH)
H & R Cell Block
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 11, 2023 06:51 PM (Ndje9)
Can the Color Revolution be far off?
Posted by: Dr. T at December 11, 2023 06:51 PM (g0Y4p)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at December 11, 2023 06:51 PM (83sl1)
The women, they want the manhood of the Paolo for the, how do you say, chew toy, but the Paolo, he tell them that the Paolo member, she already promised to the Natural Wonders department of the museum of the Ripley.
Posted by: The Paolo at December 11, 2023 06:52 PM (eaI2m)
Ted
@tlschwerz
Ohtani is almost certainly going to establish residence outside of CA once the deferrals start, so he won’t pay California state tax on $680M.
Move to Texas or Florida and you pay no income tax at all.
3:08 PM · Dec 11, 2023
Izengabe
@Izengabe_
It's truly amazing the lengths people will go to to avoid paying California income tax. If Ohtani collects that $680 deferred payment when he's not living in California he could save over $83.5 million in taxes.
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Jeff Passan
@JeffPassan·56m
Shohei Ohtani's $700 million contract calls for him to be paid only $2 million a year for the next 10 seasons, with $680 million deferred until the end of the deal, sources confirm to ESPN.
The CBT hit on the contract is going to be around $46 million, a huge discount for L.A.
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3:28 PM · Dec 11, 2023
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at December 11, 2023 06:52 PM (9aVck)
The Harvard Alumni Association Executive Committee expressed its unanimous support for Harvard President Claudine Gay and asked the University’s governing boards to publicly back Gay in a letter sent Monday.
@mherszenhorn and @claireyuan33 report.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 11, 2023 06:52 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2023 06:52 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) asks the unaskable at December 11, 2023 06:52 PM (Qn59F)
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DUCK!!! DUCK!!! DUCK!!!
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 11, 2023 06:52 PM (krqg6)
https://tinyurl.com/yvysdd5x
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 11, 2023 06:48 PM
Wait...so....they're not capable of original thought, or the ability to write a citation? Got it, you racist POS.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 11, 2023 06:53 PM (aQy7p)
Posted by: Maverick at December 11, 2023 06:53 PM (aQy7p)
Posted by: Paco at December 11, 2023 06:53 PM (njExo)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 11, 2023 06:53 PM (R4t5M)
I read that as "ordered 12 mistresses shuttered".
Posted by: creeper at December 11, 2023 06:54 PM (cTCuP)
g'early evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 11, 2023 06:54 PM (xDK93)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 11, 2023 06:53 PM (aQy7p)
Remember, these are people who lack the cerebral horsepower to figure out how to get an official ID to vote.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 11, 2023 06:54 PM (eaI2m)
MLB is going to have to look at that contract.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2023 06:49 PM (ZLI7S)
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Jeff Passan
@JeffPassan
For anyone wondering if MLB will challenge or cancel Ohtani's contract: The answer is unequivocally no. There is a specific article in the collective-bargaining agreement that addresses this. And it's very clear: Deferred money is limitless -- even $680 million of $700 million.
3:08 PM · Dec 11, 2023
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at December 11, 2023 06:54 PM (9aVck)
Interior, exterior, economy, justice, infrastructure, foreign affairs, security & defense all stay
Education, healthcare, culture, women's rights etc out (Afuera!)
Hello, doc? Yeah, it hasn't been four hours yet, but it will be. It will be.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 11, 2023 06:55 PM (DtgA/)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 11, 2023 06:47 PM (aQy7p)
Is that the chick from American Beauty?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) asks the unaskable at December 11, 2023 06:55 PM (Qn59F)
Lol, okay.
I look forward to the screaming fits when they find that:
a) the student loans they chose at the beginning of semester automatically get applied to their tuition, or
b) they get dropped from all the classes they've registered for for non-payment.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 11, 2023 06:56 PM (ou9hh)
It's an anagram for SUBTEXT!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2023 06:56 PM (xG4kz)
Eff the advertisers and the corporations
That's pretty much what he's doing. There's 3 subscription tiers now with varying benefits. I think ad-supported Internet stuff is on the way out. So everyone keep donating to Ace.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 11, 2023 06:56 PM (0A/JS)
Posted by: DOYLE at December 11, 2023 06:57 PM (Z8Yh2)
Posted by: Big Penguin at December 11, 2023 06:57 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: The Paolo at December 11, 2023 06:52 PM
Lady penis?
I have questions and I'm not sure I want answers?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 11, 2023 06:57 PM (aQy7p)
Viva Frei @thevivafrei 3h
I was planning to go live, but Rumble and Locals are down. Apparently it is a massive, unprecedented attack. One that is likely politically motivated.
If I have any updates, I will let everyone know.
Godspeed Rumble!
#RumbleUnderAttack
Chris Pavlovski @chrispavlovski 3h
I can confirm that this attack has been unprecedented and has been happening since this weekend.
I also suspect it is political, coming from activists and/or organizations who want to censor our creators, and related to J6 videos being posted on Rumble.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 11, 2023 06:57 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 11, 2023 06:58 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 11, 2023 06:58 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 11, 2023 06:58 PM (t0dV9)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 11, 2023 06:54 PM
Ah, yes...I forgot.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 11, 2023 06:58 PM (aQy7p)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) asks the unaskable at December 11, 2023 06:55 PM (Qn59F)
No... that was... dammit Thora Birch and Mena Suvari (per IMDB.)
Bella Thorne... has been in a bunch of stuff I have never seen.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2023 06:59 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Archer at December 11, 2023 06:44 PM (gmo/4)
He needs some Elizabeth Arden cream. It'll fix him right up!
Posted by: Harry Markle, with the softest todger at December 11, 2023 06:59 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2023 07:00 PM (whF9C)
Posted by: The Paolo at December 11, 2023 06:52 PM
Lady penis?
I have questions and I'm not sure I want answers?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState "
Spanish is just like that.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 11, 2023 07:00 PM (ou9hh)
You see - this legal buffoon, in his excitement to get Trump, expedited a ruling from the SCOTUS to determine if Executive Branch elected officials have immunity from Civil and Criminal prosecution - as Trump rightfully claimed.
This case is absolutely dynamite, baby! If the SCOTUS says No - the executive branch elected officers have no immunity as long as some future administration wants to prosecute - then Punchy and Wrey and Garland and Mayorkas assuredly go to jail or get sued for damages! If they rule that they do have immunity - Trump gets off...
What is the over/under on this? Popcorn is going right now at plus 100....
Posted by: Boswell at December 11, 2023 07:00 PM (K+UlC)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2023 06:59 PM (di6C2)
IMDB makes her out to be more of a singer than an actress.
And I also have seen none of her movies.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 11, 2023 07:00 PM (Qn59F)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 11, 2023 07:00 PM (ou9hh)
Posted by: Joe and Hunter Biden at December 11, 2023 07:01 PM (5fDan)
http://tinyurl.com/5bw5t8xf
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What?!!! Now underwear otters are illegal?!!!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 11, 2023 07:02 PM (FVME7)
http://tinyurl.com/mu65zkfc
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 11, 2023 07:02 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 11, 2023 06:56 PM (ou9hh)
If it is one thing that American universities are good at; it's getting their money.
No tuition...no credits.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2023 07:02 PM (sM1IA)
Girls would YOU take normal rate for perverted crackhead. Nyet.
Posted by: Yanna at December 11, 2023 07:02 PM (hSwza)
Posted by: Robert at December 11, 2023 07:02 PM (lEvQv)
Worst timeline ever.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 11, 2023 07:02 PM (Qn59F)
Posted by: Herr PabloD at December 11, 2023 07:03 PM (EOWxc)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 11, 2023 07:03 PM (Qn59F)
http://tinyurl.com/5bw5t8xf
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What?!!! Now underwear otters are illegal?!!!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 11, 2023 07:02 PM
We're going to need a ruling from nurse on the otters. Prairie dogs can just get turned into a pink mist at long range.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 11, 2023 07:05 PM (aQy7p)
- MSM
Posted by: Montec at December 11, 2023 07:05 PM (Tll0L)
Police shoot, kill armed [black]woman who pointed gun at toddler
http://tinyurl.com/kk5e4bx2
When police arrived on the scene they found the woman, whom they described as “very distraught,” standing on a balcony and pointing a gun at the caller. She also pointed the weapon at an officer, police said.
The woman then retreated into the apartment where the child was still inside and locked the door.
Officers kicked the door down, where they found the woman standing on a bed inside the living room, pointing a gun at the child who was below her and crying.
At least one officer fired at the woman, striking her, but she continued to hold the gun, police said. Officers ordered her to drop the weapon, but she allegedly refused and instead pointed the gun at the child once more.
That’s when police opened fire again, striking the woman another time, this time fatally
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at December 11, 2023 07:05 PM (9aVck)
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Also he says he looks forward to sucking Satan in Hell.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 11, 2023 07:05 PM (FVME7)
No tuition...no credits.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo "
Ooooh yes. One does not threaten a university's money, and expect to get any help from them afterwards.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 11, 2023 07:05 PM (ou9hh)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 11, 2023 07:02 PM (FVME7)
Boxers or Briefs?
Posted by: MTV News at December 11, 2023 07:05 PM (PiwSw)
Now there's a fine old Hispanic name.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 11, 2023 07:00 PM (ou9hh)
It is! Also names like Atkinson and Bettencourt
Posted by: Robert at December 11, 2023 07:05 PM (lEvQv)
Eff the advertisers and the corporations
That's pretty much what he's doing. There's 3 subscription tiers now with varying benefits. I think ad-supported Internet stuff is on the way out. So everyone keep donating to Ace.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 11, 2023 06:56 PM (0A/JS)
I don't think that was as much about revenue as it was bot control. Nobody will pay a buck a month per to register their 10,000 strong bot net.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 11, 2023 07:05 PM (z+89e)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 11, 2023 06:47 PM (aQy7p)
Is that the chick from American Beauty?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) asks the unaskable at December 11, 2023 06:55 PM (Qn59F)
Naaaa. She was that chick running around Forks Washington with the hits for vampires.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2023 07:06 PM (W/lyH)
Thank you, Nonny Rex.
Posted by: creeper at December 11, 2023 07:06 PM (cTCuP)
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2023 07:06 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Boswell
I believe SCOTUS has threaded that needle before with regards to Trump. Something about how he couldn't use an EO to overturn a previous President's EO because reasons.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 11, 2023 07:06 PM (DtgA/)
http://tinyurl.com/5bw5t8xf
So where was Nurse going?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2023 07:07 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: runner
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They always tell you who they are.
Sometimes it's more obvious than others.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 11, 2023 07:07 PM (7I43c)
http://tinyurl.com/4jjv2pxc
Fuck that crooked cvnt.
Posted by: Robert at December 11, 2023 07:07 PM (lEvQv)
Posted by: Montec at December 11, 2023 07:08 PM (Tll0L)
By the way - I am with Sven on this - I Want SCOTUS to rule that all executive branch employees, either elected, appointed or hired by such individuals are without immunity to such civil or criminal prosecution in the pursuit of what they feel are they federally appointed duties. The clearing out of desks after that type of ruling would be EPIC!
Posted by: Boswell at December 11, 2023 07:08 PM (K+UlC)
We used to be a free people.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 11, 2023 07:08 PM (0A/JS)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 11, 2023 07:09 PM (b8LUX)
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Well, she's definitely not a soul singer because she's got no soul.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 11, 2023 07:09 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 11, 2023 07:09 PM (Qn59F)
Posted by: Stu Podaso
==-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Watch little Johnny step on his cock again.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 11, 2023 07:09 PM (7I43c)
Now there's a fine old Hispanic name.
Posted by: FeatherBlade
This is about me isn't it?
Posted by: Robert 'Beto' O'Rourke at December 11, 2023 07:10 PM (DtgA/)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 11, 2023 07:10 PM (sAmhv)
That’s when police opened fire again, striking the woman another time, this time fatally
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at December 11, 2023 07:05 PM (9aVck)
Turning her life around, going to college, etc etc.
Posted by: Dr. T at December 11, 2023 07:10 PM (g0Y4p)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 11, 2023 07:09 PM (Qn59F)
That brings back memories... Bad memories.
Posted by: Derek Smalls at December 11, 2023 07:11 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 11, 2023 07:09 PM
You say that like it's a Bad Thing. We're on that same list, you know.
Posted by: Lena & Stacey at December 11, 2023 07:11 PM (a3Q+t)
Nah.
They only use the "good shoots" that can be spun into "it was just a little scuffle". They don't even bother with the "bad shoots" where it really does appear that a cop lost his shit and just shot someone in cold blood. Must have an arguement over it or there would not be a riot.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 11, 2023 07:11 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2023 07:12 PM (Hi3zv)
I said "right mind" people - I know we can name any number of weirdos who would...
Posted by: PabloD at December 11, 2023 07:13 PM (EOWxc)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 11, 2023 07:13 PM (Qn59F)
BREAKING: HAMAS supporters have occupied the Senate building.
I look forward to the @FBI kicking their doors down and putting them all in solitary confinement for 3 to 20 years.
That’s how it works when you storm the US Capitol and Senate buildings, right?
Lock 'em up!
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 11, 2023 07:13 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 11, 2023 07:13 PM (aQy7p)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 11, 2023 07:14 PM (Qn59F)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 11, 2023 06:36 PM (woPEM)
******
She's a mess. Pretty much everything she does annoys me.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 11, 2023 07:14 PM (NpAcC)
Transgender Suspect Threatens School Shooting, Bathroom Rapes
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 11, 2023 07:14 PM (FVME7)
I know the answer and it enrages me.
Posted by: DOYLE at December 11, 2023 07:14 PM (Z8Yh2)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 11, 2023 07:14 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 11, 2023 07:06 PM (DtgA/)
They would literally have to rule that only someone named D J Trump and he alone cannot avail himself of executive immunity - for some reason. Such a ruling would have necessarily negated the Bill of Attainder right out of the Constitution and anarchy would ensue - again - go long on popcorn...
Posted by: Boswell at December 11, 2023 07:15 PM (K+UlC)
You're all welcome, btw.
Seems like we're doing so well we deserve some bonus picks or something. Fair's fair.
Posted by: mnw at December 11, 2023 07:15 PM (NLIak)
- MSM
Posted by: Montec
Who reduces the size of the Federal Government!!
Wait, wut?
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 11, 2023 07:15 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 11, 2023 07:15 PM (IZPBd)
That kind of explains a lot.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 11, 2023 07:16 PM (aQy7p)
Posted by: Montec at December 11, 2023 07:16 PM (Tll0L)
vote the way I want is all I need. hiring a representative, not a role model or a moral exemplar. mostly lies anyway.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at December 11, 2023 07:16 PM (zer5o)
Holy crap. Some of those folks got hurt or killed...the ones that didn't get off before smashing into the cruched chairs, then had more chairs crunch into their chair and those chairs...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 11, 2023 07:17 PM (ynpvh)
I know the answer and it enrages me.
Posted by: DOYLE at December 11, 2023 07:14 PM (Z8Yh2)
The only movie I remember from grade school was about how great asbestos was. The miracle material.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2023 07:17 PM (W/lyH)
I know the answer and it enrages me.
Posted by: DOYLE at December 11, 2023 07:14 PM
I'm only a few years younger...we must have gone to very different schools.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 11, 2023 07:18 PM (aQy7p)
Posted by: San Franspycho at December 11, 2023 07:19 PM (RIvkX)
vote the way I want is all I need. hiring a representative, not a role model or a moral exemplar. mostly lies anyway.
—
Alabama.
And 100% agree. You’re electing someone office not to be your friend.
Posted by: Montec at December 11, 2023 07:20 PM (Tll0L)
A president of Argentina slashed it's government.
Posted by: San Franspycho at December 11, 2023 07:19 PM
I'd remember it better if he hadn't only done it figuratively.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 11, 2023 07:20 PM (aQy7p)
Posted by: Montec at December 11, 2023 07:21 PM (Tll0L)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 11, 2023 07:14 PM (cOq4q)
Not unless that negation of BOA isn't going to be used against others afterwards and be sued - and that's not happening - they can try to narrowly craft something but its going to get challenged - over and over and over again - ie Pandora's Box
Look to them to reaffirm the immunity rule and shut Jack Smith Shit for Legal Brains down - and the lefty legal community sigh relief...
Posted by: Boswell at December 11, 2023 07:21 PM (K+UlC)
https://tinyurl.com/yvysdd5x
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 11, 2023 06:48 PM (FVME7)
So they are admitting it's rampant. Professors, students. All that money to be taught by frauds and assclowns
They're implicitly admitting that these groups can't get by without cheating.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2023 07:21 PM (a5LM3)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 11, 2023 07:22 PM (u73oe)
Liberals are the biggest racists on the planet. They're not even hiding it anymore.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 11, 2023 07:22 PM (0A/JS)
I know the answer and it enrages me.
Posted by: DOYLE
Heh! I saw the same movie. It moved no needles in an area where high school kids had hunting rifles in the trunks of their cars. Weirdly, there were no school shootings at my school while growing up, even with all those evil boom sticks around.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 11, 2023 07:22 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2023 06:35 PM (di6C2)
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Embrace 'fucking' as parentheses: "fucking five million fucking"
Posted by: Ciampino - That Hamas guy is a pig's ass at December 11, 2023 07:23 PM (qfLjt)
Elon & Tucker should have bought out the Blaze, Newsmax, or The First, et al & got up and running while the iron was hot & had read to go content and studios.
Tucker Carlson's streaming service goes live, charges $9 per month
Reuters
Updated 2 hours ago
Access to both free ad-supported and paid video content will be available on The Tucker Carlson Network website, according to a statement. Carlson's non-subscriber video content will continue to be available on X, formerly called Twitter, with audio versions available as a podcast.
Carlson and his team had explored launching the streaming service through X, but the social media company was not able to move quickly enough to build the technology needed for the service, the WSJ reported on Sunday.
Neil Patel will be the new venture’s chief executive officer, according to the statement. Patel was chief policy adviser to former Vice President Dick Cheney and with Carlson co-founded the conservative Daily Caller news site, of which he remains publisher.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at December 11, 2023 07:23 PM (9aVck)
2:43 PM · Dec 11, 2023
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe
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By 2034, the minimum wage will probably be 100,000 per hour and the cost of living for an average family in the hundreds of millions of increasingly worthless dollars.
Posted by: whig at December 11, 2023 07:23 PM (JAi95)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 11, 2023 07:24 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2023 07:17 PM (W/lyH)
We ducked and covered.
And, of course, Blood on the Tracks.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 11, 2023 07:24 PM (Qn59F)
Liberals are the biggest racists on the planet. They're not even hiding it anymore.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 11, 2023 07:22 PM (0A/JS)
So the Prof is basically saying the black and Latino students need to cheat more than whites...
What a racist asshole.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 11, 2023 07:25 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2023 07:25 PM (63Dwl)
Some of those caught some serious air when they got whipped around like the kids game "crack the whip".
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 11, 2023 07:25 PM (cOq4q)
The real issue is how the contract is valued against the luxury tax.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2023 07:26 PM (ZLI7S)
I'm 50, or, as I tell the much younger co-workers, we still had wood shop and home ec in high school, and we never had anything like that.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 11, 2023 07:26 PM (0A/JS)
>>go long on popcorn.
Realistically, there are only two reliable and consistent conservatives on the SCOTUS, the rest are a collection of leftist and ideologically incoherent cyphers.
I expect any ruling to go against Trump and be as absurd, ridiculous and unmoored from anything resembling constitutional order as possible.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 11, 2023 07:26 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
"Prairie doggin' it" is literal? I always thought.....
Posted by: mikeski at December 11, 2023 07:26 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2023 06:35 PM (di6C2)
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Embrace 'fucking' as parentheses: "fucking five million fucking"
Posted by: Ciampino - That Hamas guy is a pig's ass at December 11, 2023 07:23 PM (qfLjt)
The second one sounds like a Guiness World Record attempt for largest orgy.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 11, 2023 07:26 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: mrp at December 11, 2023 07:27 PM (rj6Yv)
I had to read A Wrinkle In Time. Would have readily traded places.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 11, 2023 07:28 PM (CwhoI)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 11, 2023 07:28 PM (Qn59F)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2023 06:35 PM (di6C2)
Is that like six geese a-laying ?
Posted by: JT at December 11, 2023 07:28 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2023 07:17 PM (W/lyH)
We ducked and covered.
And, of course, Blood on the Tracks.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 11, 2023 07:24 PM (Qn59F)
Johnny Tremain and the Tree of Liberty...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 11, 2023 07:28 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 11, 2023 07:28 PM (Qn59F)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 11, 2023 07:28 PM (ynpvh)
Oh yeah, the burned hand. Yuck.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 11, 2023 07:29 PM (Qn59F)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 11, 2023 07:29 PM (roH4R)
Put out by some California PD if I remember right.
Imagine that today.
The horror, the horror...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 11, 2023 07:29 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2023 06:35 PM (di6C2)
Is that like six geese a-laying ?
Posted by: JT at December 11, 2023 07:28 PM (T4tVD)
♪ Five, Million Fucks!
Four Million ...♫
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 11, 2023 07:29 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Steiner at December 11, 2023 07:29 PM (Qn59F)
First they tell you will die a horrable death. Then they do they textbook training where they tell you it will be all your own fault you died a horrible death.
They thye put you behing the wheel and head out on the open road.
I bet there were a lot of white knuckles.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 11, 2023 07:30 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 11, 2023 07:30 PM (DtgA/)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 11, 2023 07:31 PM (CwhoI)
Posted by: DOYLE at December 11, 2023 07:31 PM (Z8Yh2)
Posted by: LadyS at December 11, 2023 07:31 PM (oq25h)
Posted by: Steiner at December 11, 2023 07:31 PM (Qn59F)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 11, 2023 07:31 PM (roH4R)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 11, 2023 07:32 PM (Qn59F)
Posted by: mrp at December 11, 2023 07:32 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 11, 2023 07:28 PM (ynpvh)
Oh yeah, the burned hand. Yuck.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 11, 2023 07:29 PM (Qn59F)
The Man without a Country. Saw a B&W version of it.
There sure showed lots of patriotic movies when I was a kid. Today? Probably "Joe wants his Dick to be a Pussy"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 11, 2023 07:32 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at December 11, 2023 07:32 PM (zer5o)
My neighbor's son had a job as a geographical engineer working for a company that installed chairlifts. Said it was the best job EVAH...until he got married. He'd move to an area, usually take about 8 months doing the land survey, and have the winter off to ski. Then he'd be on sight as the lift was installed. Then he'd ski all winter again for free.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2023 07:32 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 11, 2023 07:28 PM
The banging cock gives it away?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 11, 2023 07:32 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Steiner at December 11, 2023 07:29 PM (Qn59F)
Is this a Paolo thing?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 11, 2023 07:33 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: DOYLE at December 11, 2023 07:33 PM (Z8Yh2)
... prairie dogs are exotic animals?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 11, 2023 07:33 PM (ou9hh)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2023 06:43 PM (ZLI7S)
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Well, see, with a JATO on your back you can now ski uphill.
We were so poor that we had to walk uphill and ski uphill, there was no letting up, just UP.
Posted by: Ciampino - Take ski elevator at December 11, 2023 07:34 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 11, 2023 07:34 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2023 06:43 PM (ZLI7S)
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Well, see, with a JATO on your back you can now ski uphill.
We were so poor that we had to walk uphill and ski uphill, there was no letting up, just UP.
Posted by: Ciampino - Take ski elevator at December 11, 2023 07:34 PM (qfLjt)
Until you fell of the end of the earth...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 11, 2023 07:35 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: mnw at December 11, 2023 07:35 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 11, 2023 07:35 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 11, 2023 07:29 PM (Qn59F)
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No big deal. Hand healed so it was a flipper and doc said he could fix it right up with a knife, right? Of course, there's that little detail of no anesthesia during the process...
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 11, 2023 07:35 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: DOYLE at December 11, 2023 07:36 PM (Z8Yh2)
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at December 11, 2023 07:36 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 11, 2023 07:34 PM (2cS/G)
We used to have Aluminum can drives in grade school. It was amazing how many cans they were, mostly Budweiser beer. And I mean, after flatening, enough to fill several pickup beds.
Why yes, there was a drunk driving problem in town. How did you know?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 11, 2023 07:36 PM (ynpvh)
They thye put you behing the wheel and head out on the open road."
Gives you a proper appreciation of the gravity of what you're doing.
If they had more training like that in architecture schools, we'd have fewer FIU Pedestrian bridge incidents.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 11, 2023 07:36 PM (ou9hh)
You're all welcome, btw.
Seems like we're doing so well we deserve some bonus picks or something. Fair's fair.
Posted by: mnw at December 11, 2023 07:15 PM (NLIak)
Yup. I love my state.
Posted by: Dr. T at December 11, 2023 07:36 PM (g0Y4p)
Posted by: Diogenes
You built it - you go first.
Knew a guy who was a mine engineer. Had to personally test safety equipment. Said it scared the shit out of him the first time he had to test emergency breaks on a lift - get in the cab and cut her loose!
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 11, 2023 07:36 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: mrp at December 11, 2023 07:27 PM (rj6Yv) "
no love for Ol' Yeller Levin on the court?
c'mon, the PPV oral arguments would be priceless!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at December 11, 2023 07:36 PM (zer5o)
Posted by: mnw at December 11, 2023 07:35 PM (NLIak)
Yeah, saw that one more than once in grade school. The ending never changed.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 11, 2023 07:37 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 11, 2023 07:37 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 11, 2023 07:38 PM (CwhoI)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 11, 2023 07:38 PM (ou9hh)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 11, 2023 07:35 PM (R4t5M)
I know I saw some movies in my Drivers Ed class back in...oh about 40 years ago...don't remember the tenor. Do vaguely recalled one that was bloodier. Nothing compared the to "Faces of Death" book someone brought to school one year.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 11, 2023 07:38 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Derek Smalls at December 11, 2023 07:39 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 11, 2023 07:38 PM (ou9hh)
Is this about all the Trump court cases?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 11, 2023 07:39 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 11, 2023 07:39 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 11, 2023 07:29 PM (Qn59F)
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No big deal. Hand healed so it was a flipper and doc said he could fix it right up with a knife, right? Of course, there's that little detail of no anesthesia during the process...
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 11, 2023 07:35 PM (tT6L1)
Sure there was.
"Hey Johnny...keep drinking this bottle of whiskey until we tell you to stop..."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 11, 2023 07:40 PM (ynpvh)
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Trump take a lesson...
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 11, 2023 06:46 PM (++4z6)
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No mention of all those who now have no job. What are they saying?
Posted by: Ciampino - Take ski elevator to the bottom at December 11, 2023 07:40 PM (qfLjt)
We had MonteCarlos with 350s for the practical driving. The kind with a cable operated foot brake pedal on the passenger side for the teacher. I was behind the wheel stopped a light when I notice a dump truck rushing up behind us. The truck driver suddenly realized the light was red and hit the brakes but wasn't going to stop in time so I started to turn right to get out of his way but the teacher hit the brake and told me 'No turn on red'. I didn't have time to explain so I just floored the engine with him pushing with all his might on the brake. The Chevy drug itself around the corner with the engine screaming, truck tires screaming, and all of us in the car screaming.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 11, 2023 07:40 PM (Qn59F)
Posted by: DOYLE at December 11, 2023 07:40 PM (Z8Yh2)
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at December 11, 2023 07:36 PM (VTu1l)
And Hoof-In-Mouth.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 11, 2023 07:40 PM (ynpvh)
nood
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 11, 2023 07:40 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: DOYLE at December 11, 2023 07:40 PM (Z8Yh2)
We had MonteCarlos with 350s for the practical driving. The kind with a cable operated foot brake pedal on the passenger side for the teacher. I was behind the wheel stopped a light when I notice a dump truck rushing up behind us. The truck driver suddenly realized the light was red and hit the brakes but wasn't going to stop in time so I started to turn right to get out of his way but the teacher hit the brake and told me 'No turn on red'. I didn't have time to explain so I just floored the engine with him pushing with all his might on the brake. The Chevy drug itself around the corner with the engine screaming, truck tires screaming, and all of us in the car screaming.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 11, 2023 07:40 PM (Qn59F)
I suppose the dump truck missed you? And the aftermath with the driving instructor?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 11, 2023 07:43 PM (ynpvh)
At my school, that was in "What I did on my summer vacation."
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 11, 2023 07:44 PM (FCs/J)
I had driver training with 3 other students, but whenever we had to pull out onto Hwy 395, the instructor always had me drive.
I'd stop at the stop sign at the edge of the highway, and wait for a break in the traffic, which was whizzing by at 70 miles an hour. Getting a large enough break, I had to put the car in gear (manual transmission), and then run through the gears as quickly as possible to get up to speed. Basically, power shifting. Used to scare the crap out of me, but I would have been more scared if one of the girls was driving, because they were fairly hopeless with a stick shift.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2023 07:47 PM (a5LM3)
Posted by: mnw at December 11, 2023 07:35 PM (NLIak)
They showed us "Birth of a Nation". It was the latest thing. We liked the Buster Keaton shorts better.
Posted by: javems at December 11, 2023 07:51 PM (fUQJZ)
1.
Was busy today, and only just got caught up on the posts subsequent to the Morning Report. If I peruse all those posts you put up, read (almost) all those words, it's hard to get caught up on Andy Breitbart's favorite part of AoSHQ, the insightful and hard-hitting comments sections!
😛
B.
I generally appreciate your reports and observations on the deterioration of Disneycorp. But, that one recent post which started with fourteen paragraphs addressing Morons who object to your Disney posts, I can do without that. Meta headache.
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Just a little random conductive criptycism.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Bambi Minus One at December 11, 2023 07:54 PM (zSKXS)
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Just a little random conductive criptycism.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Bambi Minus One at December 11, 2023 07:54 PM (zSKXS)
Wow, What a vitally imporant comment.
(see #50 on next thread)
Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at December 11, 2023 07:58 PM (ynpvh)
Just wondering whether some Web scamp has taken those pictures of the svelte and stripped down Hamas heroes in Gaza and outfitted them in belly dancers' garb yet
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2023 08:00 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 11, 2023 08:10 PM (Qn59F)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 11, 2023 08:32 PM (7I43c)
Posted by: DOYLE at December 11, 2023 07:33 PM (Z8Yh2)
I remember in our Driver's Ed I was driving inside the limit on a road with small rises and dips and I took one a little fast so the car rose a bit on the springs ...and the instructor said "Whee!". I slowed down a bit for the rest of that part of the road.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 11, 2023 08:54 PM (eoQWY)
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He's clearly worked the Steps in a rigorously honest fashion. And has truly grasped Step 11.
Posted by: Dodd at December 11, 2023 10:56 PM (a5LZW)
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