Jumpday Cafe

15 Insider Corner @insiderscorner 8h
WATCH
A beautiful time-lapse of lightning storm in Western Australia

https://tinyurl.com/2dh6ekuz
27 seconds; no sound

See you later; my nephew is visiting.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 07, 2023 07:32 PM (krqg6)

16 Fun

She almost cleared the ball pit.

It looks like there's a safety net if they do overshoot by a lot.

It also looks like there's a nice metal pipe to hit if they overshoot by just a little bit.

Posted by: mikeski at December 07, 2023 07:33 PM (DgGvY)

17 If Hunter's being indicted in CA, it's only because it provides some sort of loophole or delay to his and the Biden family's Federal troubles.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 07, 2023 07:33 PM (aXxgO)

18 Robert

Been meaning to ask you. Is the trucker slowdown affecting you?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 07, 2023 07:33 PM (u82oZ)

19 Charges have been filed. Just waiting of the docket to be posted.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2023 07:32 PM (ZLI7S)

Who's filing? Cali AG?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 07, 2023 07:33 PM (XtkZj)

20 What's this I hear about "Penguins For Palestinian"? What vile creatures they are.

Posted by: fd at December 07, 2023 07:34 PM (vFG9F)

21 Those mephitic Spheniscidae drove everyone out of the Café last night. Might as well have been a ghost town.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 07, 2023 07:34 PM (a3Q+t)

22 From The Blaze

Shoplifter tries to steal over $700 from store that was hosting a "Shop with a cop" event.

Wow

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 07, 2023 07:34 PM (5CNay)

23 >>Who's filing? Cali AG?

Weiss. He's charging in CA so it sounds like taxes.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2023 07:34 PM (ZLI7S)

24 Anna Puma

The urban crowd moved to our small city, stole $800 from Target.

Noticed Walmart is putting more and more items behind lock and key.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 07, 2023 07:36 PM (u82oZ)

25 Fun

She almost cleared the ball pit.

It looks like there's a safety net if they do overshoot by a lot.

It also looks like there's a nice metal pipe to hit if they overshoot by just a little bit.
Posted by: mikeski at December 07, 2023 07:33 PM (DgGvY)
***

No worries. Its not metal. Its plastic.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 07, 2023 07:36 PM (W/lyH)

26 how did albondiga do in the debate yesterday ? still whiny ?

Posted by: dee-man at December 07, 2023 07:36 PM (Iynsv)

27 Wonder if Captain HairDo has something to do with this Indictment.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 07, 2023 07:36 PM (XtkZj)

28 Is the trucker slowdown affecting you?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 07, 2023 07:33 PM (u82oZ)

I honestly haven't noticed! I'm a company driver and I get much the same runs I normally do. So everything is cool here. Thank you for asking.

Posted by: Robert at December 07, 2023 07:36 PM (y6aa5)

29 So the suggestion not to drive in flowing water isn't an old wives' tale. Who knew?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 07, 2023 07:36 PM (aXxgO)

30
Fun

She almost cleared the ball pit.

World's largest Chuck E. Cheese

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2023 07:37 PM (63Dwl)

31 I would have guessed lava traveling over a mile would cool off

Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2023 07:37 PM (fwDg9)

32 Robert

Good to hear. Long may that continue.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 07, 2023 07:37 PM (u82oZ)

33 It would seem like if she even hit the net, she'd have some broken bones.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 07, 2023 07:38 PM (XtkZj)

34 Leftifornia going to indictment Hunter? Wasn't on my bingo card

Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2023 07:38 PM (fwDg9)

35 What is your favorite winter activity in Norway?

I have some very fond memories of a Norwegian lady.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 07, 2023 07:38 PM (a3Q+t)

36 Didn't Ace's pappy warn him about the snow wops?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 07, 2023 07:39 PM (Dm8we)

37 It's all fun and games until someone gets impaled.

Posted by: fd at December 07, 2023 07:40 PM (vFG9F)

38 AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna

Any one who canoes, that's who. Lot of power in moving water. I've seen a canoe folded in half before. Those frat kids worked so hard to save the beer.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 07, 2023 07:40 PM (u82oZ)

39 Is that a real picture?
Posted by: Duke Lowell the big dummy at December 07, 2023 07:28 PM

What difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: Hillary! 2024! at December 07, 2023 07:41 PM (a3Q+t)

40 Iceland really has an Ultima Thule vibe. Awesome topography and geological activity.

Posted by: Paco at December 07, 2023 07:41 PM (njExo)

41 "I have some very fond memories of a Norwegian lady.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Norwegian wood?

Posted by: The Dung Beatle at December 07, 2023 07:41 PM (vFG9F)

42 It's all fun and games until someone gets impaled.
Posted by: fd

And then it's hilarious.

Posted by: Vlad at December 07, 2023 07:42 PM (DgGvY)

43 Hillary! 2024!

Please run. Please, please, please.

Don't make me beg.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 07, 2023 07:42 PM (u82oZ)

44 Great photo up top! Norway is astonishingly beautiful.
A future photo recommendation would feature Geirangerfjord.
What the heck, here is a link to a nice photo. And yes, that is a cruise ship in the main lake which got there by passing thru a narrow fjord 2 miles deep and surrounded by mountains and waterfalls on either side. And yes, that is how I know about Geirangerfjord being in the employ of a Norwegian cruise line. I highly recommend the experience.

https://tinyurl.com/bddzmtft

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 07, 2023 07:42 PM (MeG8a)

45 I would have guessed lava traveling over a mile would cool off
Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2023 07:37 PM (fwDg9)

Lava flows as far as it wants. It's stubborn that way.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 07, 2023 07:42 PM (W/lyH)

46 Wonder if anyone just threw the package to Santa?

Or a grounder right at the feet of the lead Claus.

Boss Elf pile-up gets you put on the naughty list.

Posted by: DaveA at December 07, 2023 07:43 PM (FhXTo)

47 34 Leftifornia going to indictment Hunter? Wasn't on my bingo card
Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2023 07:38 PM (fwDg9)

Federal charges, most likely. Not by the state of California.

Posted by: Liberty at December 07, 2023 07:45 PM (IoAmk)

48 Lava is molten rock.

It can cool off whenever it wants.

And, what are the green idiots doing about the magma? That has always been hot.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 07, 2023 07:45 PM (ufFY8)

49 Have a great night, everyone.

May you all be snug, warm, and content.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 07, 2023 07:46 PM (u82oZ)

50 It's all fun and games until someone gets impaled.
Posted by: fd

And then it's hilarious.
Posted by: Vlad at December 07, 2023 07:42 PM (DgGvY)

And no one lifts a finger to help while filming it on their phones.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 07, 2023 07:46 PM (W/lyH)

51 I been to Sweden, never Norway. Sweden was nice before the invasion anyway

Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2023 07:47 PM (fwDg9)

52 The only phobia I have - if it is a phobia, and not just a healthy devotion to self-preservation - is great heights. Both of the vertigo alerts sent shivers down my spine.

Posted by: Paco at December 07, 2023 07:47 PM (njExo)

53 Everyone should pay their fair share of taxes, except my son. Biden.

Posted by: Redenzo at December 07, 2023 07:47 PM (V/pbu)

54 People in Norway spend a lot of time trying to make you forget how bloody cold it is there.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 07, 2023 07:47 PM (XtkZj)

55 Wonder if anyone just threw the package to Santa?

Or a grounder right at the feet of the lead Claus.

Boss Elf pile-up gets you put on the naughty list.
Posted by: DaveA at December 07, 2023 07:43 PM (FhXTo)

Ahhh.
Bowling for Santas!
Great fun!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 07, 2023 07:48 PM (W/lyH)

56 The train ride look gorgeous but every movie I've ever seen, somebody's gonna get murdered in his berth.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 07, 2023 07:48 PM (nfrXX)

57 Only two places in California I've ever really had a hankering to see: Death Valley and the sequoia forests.

Posted by: Paco at December 07, 2023 07:49 PM (njExo)

58 Can’t believe they’re gonna indict Hunter so soon after Beau’s funeral.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 07, 2023 07:50 PM (u73oe)

59 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, Christmasing in Pennsyltucky at December 07, 2023 07:50 PM (VTm8j)

60
All you need to know about Norway is a whole lot of them emigrated to come to the US.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 07, 2023 07:53 PM (9mNHV)

61 58 Can’t believe they’re gonna indict Hunter so soon after Beau’s funeral.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

*snort*

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 07, 2023 07:54 PM (6/TvZ)

62 Next stop: The Rapids

(in truth)

Next stop: The Vapids

Posted by: Orson at December 07, 2023 07:55 PM (dIske)

63 Fun pic.twitter.com/3ZOwtD8Pwi

Wow, I like that one- it's just one fat kid away from disaster.

Posted by: t-bird at December 07, 2023 07:56 PM (HjfVN)

64 Took a day trip from Vagas to the California desert but not Death Valley, it was hot in August

Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2023 07:56 PM (fwDg9)

65 Why is there no cable or rope sections pinned to the wall on the vertigo red alert video?

A simple solution that would prevent some serious injures and some deaths.

I assume the video is from a country with no ability to bring private torts.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 07, 2023 07:58 PM (HlyYF)

66 aha ! Bergen ! you know who was born in Bergen ?? Edvard Grieg. that's right , him!

Posted by: runner at December 07, 2023 07:58 PM (V13WU)

67
Bergen ! you know who was born in Bergen ?? Edvard Grieg. that's right , him!
Posted by: runner at December 07, 2023 07:58 PM (V13WU)

________

Wait, Grieg was from New Jersey?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 07, 2023 08:00 PM (9mNHV)

68 57 Only two places in California I've ever really had a hankering to see: Death Valley and the sequoia forests.
Posted by: Paco at December 07, 2023 07:49 PM (njExo)

____________________________________

I hear there is a cool area that does a re-enactment of the Great Depression. Sort of like the Renaissance Faire, but much more authentic and believable. I can't remember the name. Something like..."The Shit Streets of SanFran" or something. Free admission...but they recommend against bringing in your own food.

Posted by: Orson at December 07, 2023 08:01 PM (dIske)

69 Hunter indicted? No Congress testimony without immunity

Posted by: Ex GOP at December 07, 2023 08:01 PM (qS8WV)

70 damn! how many people in that bus drowned

Posted by: Don Black at December 07, 2023 08:01 PM (geLO8)

71 Classic Santa brawl
https://youtu.be/YJgf8Gz9-_I

Posted by: mindful webworker - ho ho hoooo at December 07, 2023 08:02 PM (PGE+Y)

72 Classic Santa brawl
https://youtu.be/YJgf8Gz9-_I

Posted by: mindful webworker - ho ho hoooo at December 07, 2023 08:02 PM (PGE+Y)

73 31 I would have guessed lava traveling over a mile would cool off

Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2023 07:37 PM

The surrounding rock eventually gets heated, so the lava flows can travel a long way!

If you ever visit an area with lava tubes, explore some. They are awesome and unlike typical solution caves.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 07, 2023 08:03 PM (HlyYF)

74 People in Norway spend a lot of time trying to make you forg
et how bloody cold it is there.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 07, 2023 07:47 PM (XtkZj)

Cold is good. Kills all the bad beasties.

Posted by: DaisyB at December 07, 2023 08:04 PM (AbL8c)

75 red hot MAG-MA

Posted by: Don Black at December 07, 2023 08:05 PM (geLO8)

76 "I have some very fond memories of a Norwegian lady.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Norwegian wood?
Posted by: The Dung Beatle

Fir sure.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 07, 2023 08:06 PM (R4t5M)

77 I yam tired!

Can't stop yawning.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 07, 2023 08:07 PM (XtkZj)

78 57 Only two places in California I've ever really had a hankering to see: Death Valley and the sequoia forests.

Posted by: Paco at December 07, 2023 07:49 PM

If you are ever in the SF area, I highly recommend Muir Woods.

Go very early in the morning and hike one of the longer trails.

That wood is certainly one of God's natural cathedrals ... especially if there are few other people around!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 07, 2023 08:08 PM (HlyYF)

79 Greg was from Berwyn?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2023 08:08 PM (63Dwl)

80
Diogenes,

Someone, i think a lurker, has a hash that should be yours.

0krAJ

I saw it on a morning thread.

Posted by: four seasons at December 07, 2023 08:09 PM (ichPI)

81 Ten percent of the Norwegian population live above the Arctic Circle. The percentage is much lower in USA or Canada. We send the Gulf Stream to them and all of Northern Europe. They should thank us profusely. They owe us AND we freed them from Hitler after a 5 year occupation. Reparations!!

Posted by: Dime Store Patriot at December 07, 2023 08:09 PM (83IzV)

82 Okra is invading the hashes!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 07, 2023 08:10 PM (XtkZj)

83 There is no way that giant cushion launch to ball pit isvreal

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 07, 2023 08:11 PM (vHIgi)

84 We are still coasting on last evenings' excellent penguin content. Still aglow.

Posted by: Penguin Defense Fund 501c3 at December 07, 2023 08:11 PM (83IzV)

85 Better hit the hay
Everyone have a great evening

Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2023 08:13 PM (fwDg9)

86 Mindful gets a twofer. You can't do those on purpose. You have to catch Minx off guard.

Posted by: fd at December 07, 2023 08:13 PM (vFG9F)

87 Only two places in California I've ever really had a hankering to see: Death Valley and the sequoia forests.
Posted by: Paco at December 07, 2023 07:49 PM (njExo)

____________________________________

I’d like to go to Indian Wells / Palm Springs and take the tram up the mountains where you can observe the forests mountains on one side and the desert on the other.

Posted by: Drive By at December 07, 2023 08:14 PM (MNhXM)

88 It's being reported- Hunter Biden is about to be indicted in California.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 07, 2023 07:27 PM (NpAcC

I warn you kids, there are J-walking laws for a reason!

Posted by: Kindltot at December 07, 2023 08:15 PM (D7oie)

89 Norway has moose, but they call them elg. Go figure.

Posted by: Moosie Drier at December 07, 2023 08:15 PM (83IzV)

90 @60 All you need to know about ~~Norway~~
Poland Estonia Lithuania Latvia Byelorussia Ukraine Czechoslovakia Hungary Austria Yugoslavia Greece Slovenia France Spain Portugal England Wales Scotland Ireland Sweden Denmark Netherlands Belgium Romania Bulgaria Macedonia Prussia Germany Cyprus Malta

is a whole lot of them emigrated to come to the US.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 07, 2023 08:16 PM (FCs/J)

91 I haven't seen any talk about "a date which will live in infamy" today.

If Pearl Harbor happened now, our college kids would be saying the Japanese deserved to kill more.

Posted by: SMOD at December 07, 2023 08:18 PM (RovqD)

92 Both of my parents are Norwegian immigrants, as was my wife's Mom.

Posted by: Nordisk Tidende at December 07, 2023 08:18 PM (83IzV)

93 aha ! Bergen ! you know who was born in Bergen ?? Edvard Grieg. that's right , him!
Posted by: runner at December 07, 2023 07:58 PM (V13WU)

Loved his backpacks!

Posted by: Kindltot at December 07, 2023 08:19 PM (D7oie)

94 CT scan early tomorrow. Nighty night.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at December 07, 2023 08:20 PM (P5xnE)

95
a whole lot of them emigrated to come to the US.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 07, 2023 08:16 PM (FCs/J)

__________

There are lots of European-Americans but not many American-Europeans.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 07, 2023 08:20 PM (9mNHV)

96 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 07, 2023 08:20 PM (J47y1)

97 Fir sure.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 07, 2023 08:06 PM (R4t5M)

Larching from pun to pun

Posted by: Kindltot at December 07, 2023 08:21 PM (D7oie)

98 Diogenes,

Someone, i think a lurker, has a hash that should be yours.

0krAJ

I saw it on a morning thread.
Posted by: four seasons at December 07, 2023 08:09 PM (ichPI)

Two people posting from the exact same vpn connection are going to have the same hash. Which by the way, doesn't belong to one or the other. A hash is assigned by ip addy.

Posted by: Outside of Life at December 07, 2023 08:21 PM (89Sog)

99 Oh look, Candyland.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2023 08:22 PM (QBaJw)

100 Or are these the famous fjords everyone's always pining for?

Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2023 08:23 PM (QBaJw)

101 Two people posting from the exact same vpn connection are going to have the same hash. Which by the way, doesn't belong to one or the other. A hash is assigned by ip addy.
Posted by: Outside of Life

This happened to Salty and I while staying at the same hotel during the TXMoMe.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 07, 2023 08:23 PM (J47y1)

102 Fir sure.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 07, 2023 08:06 PM (R4t5M)

Larching from pun to pun
Posted by: Kindltot at December 07, 2023 08:21 PM (D7oie)

————

Quit yer birchin.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 07, 2023 08:24 PM (u73oe)

103 Nite Skip !

Posted by: JT at December 07, 2023 08:24 PM (T4tVD)

104 0krAJ

I saw it on a morning thread.
Posted by: four seasons at December 07, 2023 08:09 PM (ichPI)

No one has mentioned this itchy pee hash.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 07, 2023 08:25 PM (XtkZj)

105 Scenic rocks don't support crops. That's why they left Norway.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 07, 2023 08:25 PM (t0dV9)

106 90 @60 All you need to know about Norway
Poland Estonia Lithuania Latvia Byelorussia Ukraine Czechoslovakia Hungary Austria Yugoslavia Greece Slovenia France Spain Portugal England Wales Scotland Ireland Sweden Denmark Netherlands Belgium Romania Bulgaria Macedonia Prussia Germany Cyprus Malta

is a whole lot of them emigrated to come to the US.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 07, 2023 08:16 PM (FCs/J)

And we stopped that shit in '65...NO.MORE.WHITE.PEOPLE.

Posted by: zombie Ted Kennedy at December 07, 2023 08:26 PM (TTAGa)

107 Hunter indicted on federal tax charges including filing false tax returns.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2023 08:26 PM (ZLI7S)

108 107 Hunter indicted on federal tax charges including filing false tax returns.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2023 08:26 PM (ZLI7S)

Run Hunter...RUN!!!

Posted by: zombie Al Capone at December 07, 2023 08:28 PM (TTAGa)

109 probably no criminal intent. I expect the IRS will take its back taxes and penalties in Yuan

Posted by: Kindltot at December 07, 2023 08:30 PM (D7oie)

110 And we stopped that shit in '65...NO.MORE.WHITE.PEOPLE.

Sounds like you done been hung with a new rope. Do you know what that means?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 07, 2023 08:30 PM (FCs/J)

111 fd: Mindful gets a twofer. You can't do those on purpose. You have to catch Minx off guard.

And yet my cell has managed it twice this week. No sure how.

Posted by: mindful webworker - mindful webworker at December 07, 2023 08:31 PM (PGE+Y)

112 probably no criminal intent. I expect the IRS will take its back taxes and penalties in Yuan
Posted by: Kindltot

No reasonable prosecutor will take the case.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 07, 2023 08:31 PM (J47y1)

113 Am I being to cynical if I think the motivation for this indictment is something other than justice? Because I don’t think I’m being too cynical.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 07, 2023 08:31 PM (u73oe)

114 113 Am I being to cynical if I think the motivation for this indictment is something other than justice? Because I don’t think I’m being too cynical.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 07, 2023 08:31 PM (u73oe

I think it's about getting rid of Shit Diapers

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 07, 2023 08:33 PM (XtkZj)

115
I know how vpns and hashes work.

Diogenes hates okra and it is a joke.

Posted by: four seasons at December 07, 2023 08:34 PM (ichPI)

116 Charges have been filed. Just waiting of the docket to be posted.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2023 07:32 PM (ZLI7S)

Hair Gel firing a shot across Biden's bow?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2023 08:36 PM (ofPMo)

117 SMOD: I haven't seen any talk about "a date which will live in infamy" today.

First news post i saw today mentioned Pearl Harbor right at the top.

O'course, it was Sefton's Morning Report...!

Posted by: mindful webworker remembers at December 07, 2023 08:36 PM (PGE+Y)

118 >>probably no criminal intent.

I don't know. When the indictment accuses you of running a multi-year scheme to avoid paying taxes that sounds like intent.

https://tinyurl.com/58s2xmju

He'll get off somehow but I'm a bit surprised at the charges and anything that moves the idea of Biden family corruption is a good thing.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2023 08:39 PM (ZLI7S)

119 Well, maybe Joe is going to give that death of a family member election bump another run. A drug addled nincompoop suicide isn't exactly uncommon.

Posted by: Orson at December 07, 2023 08:40 PM (dIske)

120 102 Fir sure.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 07, 2023 08:06 PM (R4t5M)

Larching from pun to pun
Posted by: Kindltot at December 07, 2023 08:21 PM (D7oie)

————

Quit yer birchin.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 07, 2023 08:24 PM (u73oe)
----
Fir goodness sake Douglas, stop.

Posted by: Ciampino - Twin Peaks was boring except dougnuts at December 07, 2023 08:41 PM (qfLjt)

121 Hunter indicted on federal tax charges including filing false tax returns.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2023 08:26 PM (ZLI7S)

I shit on the IRS and the income tax.

Come at me bro!

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Sex Pest at December 07, 2023 08:41 PM (R/m4+)

122 It's 0 Dark Thirty here and I'm at the office. Went to the Museum today to get a couple of books I worked on and no shit, it took almost 7 hours to travel a total of not even 15km in this city. In some situations there is a case to be made for the elimination of the private automobile.
However.
Much of it is due to corruption and incompetence that makes the public transport unreliable, which propels people to buy cars, which creates more gridlock, which makes the public transport even less reliable, and ultimately it's a result of just too many people in too small of a space.

Posted by: LenNeal says all good things come in threes at December 07, 2023 08:41 PM (iuICz)

123 Jonathan Turley
@JonathanTurley ·11m
The indictment references a four-year scheme of tax evasion to fund an extravagant lifestyle. Fox is reporting that these are all tax violations-- no charge as an unregistered foreign agent...
...Nine felony tax counts on top of the gun charges make it difficult for the President to maintain that "my son has done nothing wrong."
Jonathan Turley
@JonathanTurley·11m
The indictment references a four-year scheme of tax evasion to fund an extravagant lifestyle. Fox is reporting that these are all tax violations-- no charge as an unregistered foreign agent...
...Nine felony tax counts on top of the gun charges make it difficult for the President to maintain that "my son has done nothing wrong." https://t.co/qUxsLNpXFZ
His Justice Department clearly does not agree.
5:33 PM · Dec 7, 2023

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at December 07, 2023 08:43 PM (9aVck)

124 I would have walked it, it likely would have been faster, really, but I was so worn out from walking the day before with a colleague who refuses to take public transport I genuinely could barely move. My knees were locking up as it's hilly here, not like the USA Midwest and all the climbing kicked my ass.

Posted by: LenNeal says all good things come in threes at December 07, 2023 08:45 PM (iuICz)

125 'Hunter Biden, Sex Pest'

HAHAHA! That's an awesome bit.
'Sex Pest'

Posted by: LenNeal says all good things come in threes at December 07, 2023 08:46 PM (iuICz)

126 >Hunter indicted on federal tax charges including filing false tax returns.
---

my guess is the Biden family lawyers have already war-gamed this out, and already know it's just gonna be a fine and some probation

hell, they probably helped write the indictment to make sure everything goes right

Posted by: Don Black at December 07, 2023 08:47 PM (geLO8)

127 Hunter indicted on federal tax charges including filing false tax returns.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2023 08:26 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

Turley says this is going to enable him to avoid the House subpoena/deposition.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 07, 2023 08:47 PM (rw9is)

128 I know how vpns and hashes work.

Diogenes hates okra and it is a joke.

Posted by: four seasons at December 07, 2023 08:34 PM (ichPI)

It must happen, at least a couple times a week, I'll post something and think "nobody's going to take that seriously," and sure enough, somebody takes it seriously.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2023 08:47 PM (QBaJw)

129 >>Hunter indicted

all for show

Posted by: Don Black at December 07, 2023 08:48 PM (geLO8)

130 Here's the link to Turley's Twitter:

https://tinyurl.com/3yc9vzwb

Posted by: IrishEi at December 07, 2023 08:48 PM (rw9is)

131 See, the DOJ isn’t one sided at all! Also, Hunter will not be testifying before Congress any time soon.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 07, 2023 08:49 PM (u73oe)

132 does a state level indictment outrank a Congressional subpoena?

Posted by: Don Black at December 07, 2023 08:49 PM (geLO8)

133 Woodworking gags are hard to explane.

Posted by: Ciampino - Pencil jokes are pointless at December 07, 2023 08:50 PM (qfLjt)

134 While the older security guard sleeps on a couch under a blanket his wife made for him I'm ensconced in a cozy meeting room with a cappuccino, reclining in a designer chair, getting work done (finally) and playing the soundtrack to The Ninth Gate.

Posted by: LenNeal says all good things come in threes at December 07, 2023 08:50 PM (iuICz)

135 "Nicolas Cage is Close to Retiring: “I May Have Three or Four More Movies Left in Me”

----

Read the script first, Nick. Some of your choices have been stinkers. Make that a lot.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2023 08:50 PM (QBaJw)

136 @127

>>Turley says this is going to enable him to avoid the House subpoena/deposition.

Yep, they string this sh*t out and then give him a tap on the wrist when the heats off.

Anyone thinking this crack head is going to be wearing prison orange is in for a rude awakening.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 07, 2023 08:51 PM (XV/Pl)

137 >>Turley says this is going to enable him to avoid the House subpoena/deposition.

No doubt. That might not be the huge win the left thinks it is. It's not like they don't already have a mountain of evidence.

I really don't think the left is going to be able to spin Hunter being a multi-year tax felon from overseas business his father enabled as a win but we shall see.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2023 08:51 PM (ZLI7S)

138 "Woodworking gags are hard to explane.
Posted by: Ciampino "

I saw what you did.

Posted by: fd at December 07, 2023 08:51 PM (vFG9F)

139

Indictment available for pdf download here:

https://tinyurl.com/mr73rvcf

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2023 08:51 PM (63Dwl)

140 Woodworking gags are hard to explane.
Posted by: Ciampino - Pencil jokes are pointless'

That old saw again?

Posted by: LenNeal at December 07, 2023 08:52 PM (iuICz)

141 125 'Hunter Biden, Sex Pest'

HAHAHA! That's an awesome bit.
'Sex Pest'

Posted by: LenNeal says all good things come in threes at December 07, 2023 08:46 PM (iuICz)
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Crotch roach?

Posted by: Ciampino - Pencil jokes are pointless. at December 07, 2023 08:52 PM (qfLjt)

142 >>does a state level indictment outrank a Congressional subpoena?

These are federal charges.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2023 08:52 PM (ZLI7S)

143 "Woodworking gags are hard to explane.
Posted by: Ciampino "
I saw what you did.
Posted by: fd'

We know the drill.

Posted by: LenNeal at December 07, 2023 08:52 PM (iuICz)

144 @132

>>does a state level indictment outrank a Congressional subpoena?

It's a federal indictment and yes, his lawyers will claim they cannot sit for a congressional deposition because of the ongoing criminal case.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 07, 2023 08:52 PM (XV/Pl)

145 Some while back, there was a commenter whose gf sitting next to him on the couch posted with the same hash he had (shared connection), and some commenters accused him of faking her. There was some other stuff folks thought he was lying about, but iirc, that was what caused him to flounce. Don't recall the nic. Something about his being a security guard? (My Swiss cheese memory is only baby Swiss, but, still...)

Posted by: mindful webworker - wayback machine at December 07, 2023 08:52 PM (PGE+Y)

146 If you've ever had recurring nightmares of being chased, the Santa video is still funny.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 07, 2023 08:52 PM (RIvkX)

147 Woodworking gags are hard to explane.
Posted by: Ciampino - Pencil jokes are pointless at December 07, 2023 08:50 PM (qfLjt)

This is plane. It rasps in my ears to hear it.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 07, 2023 08:53 PM (D7oie)

148 "Nicolas Cage is Close to Retiring: “I May Have Three or Four More Movies Left in Me”
Read the script first, Nick. Some of your choices have been stinkers. Make that a lot.
Posted by: BurtTC'

Word is he's signed on to play Mothra in the sequel to Godzilla Minus One.

Posted by: LenNeal at December 07, 2023 08:54 PM (iuICz)

149 Tony Montana told his attorney that he wasn't going to jail

We can only hope Hunter has at least the same outcome.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 07, 2023 08:54 PM (D7oie)

150 Woodworking gags are hard to explane.
Posted by: Ciampino

Those old saws? They go against the grain and finish poorly.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 07, 2023 08:54 PM (J47y1)

151 there was a commenter whose gf sitting next to him on the couch posted with the same hash he had (shared connection), and some commenters accused him of faking her'

She was faking it.

Posted by: LenNeal at December 07, 2023 08:55 PM (iuICz)

152 sorry, I meant to say, "at least as successful an outcome"

Posted by: Kindltot at December 07, 2023 08:55 PM (D7oie)

153 This is plane. It rasps in my ears to hear it.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 07, 2023 08:53 PM (D7oie)

—————

This dovetails nicely with the earlier puns.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 07, 2023 08:55 PM (u73oe)

154 still, it's gotta be a sham in some way

'hey look- we took him to court, he was punished, end of story'

Posted by: Don Black at December 07, 2023 08:55 PM (geLO8)

155 Woodworking gags are hard to explane.
Posted by: Ciampino

Those old saws? They go against the grain and finish poorly.
Posted by: Tonypete'

You have a warped mind.

Posted by: LenNeal at December 07, 2023 08:56 PM (iuICz)

156 "Some while back, there was a commenter whose gf sitting next to him on the couch posted with the same hash he had (shared connection), and some commenters accused him of faking her."

That was me. And my now wife, Morgan Fairchild.

Posted by: Tommy Flanagan at December 07, 2023 08:56 PM (vFG9F)

157 Why environmentalists are suing the National Park Service to prevent it from planting trees
tinyurl.com/nafcrsyp

The National Park Service wants to replant sequoia groves in Sequoia & Kings Canyon, where wildfires in 2020 and 2021 inflicted lasting damage on the iconic sequoia forests. Environmentalists in California say it's a huge mistake.
Four groups filed suit against the NPS on November 17, saying the agency's effort violates the law as it includes planting in designated wilderness areas, where human involvement in the ecosystem is explicitly prohibited.
Chad Hanson, the director of the John Muir Project, one of the groups that filed suit, disputes that conclusion. Sequoias are among the species of trees that actually "depend on high-intensity fire in order to reproduce effectively."
Wilderness Watch, Sequoia Forest Keeper and the Tule River Conservancy first sued the NPS in September to stop a separate project by the agency to cut & burn trees in the same designated wilderness areas. Coined the "Fuels Reduction Project," that plan would authorize cutting a thousand acres of timber & make 20,000 additional acres subject to "manager-ignited fires & associated activity".

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at December 07, 2023 08:57 PM (9aVck)

158 It's true.

Posted by: Morgan Fairchild at December 07, 2023 08:57 PM (vFG9F)

159 OK Avs game starting

Posted by: Don Black at December 07, 2023 08:57 PM (geLO8)

160 "Nicolas Cage is Close to Retiring: “I May Have Three or Four More Movies Left in Me”
Read the script first, Nick. Some of your choices have been stinkers. Make that a lot.
Posted by: BurtTC'

Word is he's signed on to play Mothra in the sequel to Godzilla Minus One.
Posted by: LenNeal at December 07, 2023 08:54 PM (iuICz)

My only hope: Vampire Kiss 2.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2023 08:57 PM (QBaJw)

161 It's a federal indictment and yes, his lawyers will claim they cannot sit for a congressional deposition because of the ongoing criminal case.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 07, 2023 08:52 PM (XV/Pl)

The Congress should cite them for contempt. And declare them outlaws, wanted dead or alive.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2023 08:57 PM (ofPMo)

162 "Woodworking gags are hard to explane.
Posted by: Ciampino'

Well, explane, you kinky crook you.

Posted by: LenNeal at December 07, 2023 08:58 PM (iuICz)

163 It's a federal indictment and yes, his lawyers will claim they cannot sit for a congressional deposition because of the ongoing criminal case.

Posted by: Thomas Bender
_____________

What's the process on that? Does he file a motion for protective order before a DC district judge? Or does Comer have to get some kind of order compelling him to appear on the congressional subpoena?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 07, 2023 08:58 PM (Dm8we)

164 Because I don’t think I’m being too cynical.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 07, 2023 08:31 PM

You are far too young to be so cynical, even accounting for your (now apparently permanent) rhinestone rash.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 07, 2023 08:58 PM (a3Q+t)

165 My only hope: Vampire Kiss 2.
Posted by: BurtTC'

I would go to see it. Is that wrong?

Posted by: LenNeal at December 07, 2023 08:58 PM (iuICz)

166 Woodworking gags are hard to explane.
Posted by: Ciampino

Those old saws? They go against the grain and finish poorly.
Posted by: Tonypete

Carpentry puns! Everybody join in!

Posted by: mikeski at December 07, 2023 08:58 PM (DgGvY)

167 Shouldn't there be separate charges filed in State Court relative to state tax fraud? I'm assuming he used California as a residence. And they tax all funds foreign and domestic. That wouldn't be part of the Federal Indictment.

Posted by: Orson at December 07, 2023 08:59 PM (dIske)

168 Quickly read the indictment, there are 5 iterations of 25usc7203,

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 07, 2023 09:00 PM (XV/Pl)

169 Woodworking gags are hard to explane.
Posted by: Ciampino

Those old saws? They go against the grain and finish poorly.
Posted by: Tonypete

Carpentry puns! Everybody join in!
Posted by: mikeski

This line of punnery doesn't even have a veneer of mirth!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 07, 2023 09:00 PM (J47y1)

170 I hear there is a cool area that does a re-enactment of the Great Depression. Sort of like the Renaissance Faire, but much more authentic and believable. I can't remember the name. Something like..."The Shit Streets of SanFran" or something. Free admission...but they recommend against bringing in your own food.
Posted by: Orson at December 07, 2023 08:01 PM (dIske)

Complete with Okies?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 07, 2023 09:00 PM (8sMut)

171 Carpentry puns! Everybody join in!
Posted by: mikeski'

Oh it be gettin' jiggy up in here!

Posted by: LenNeal at December 07, 2023 09:00 PM (iuICz)

172 Is Hunter indicted, or is it just a leak that he WILL be indicted?

Posted by: blaster at December 07, 2023 09:00 PM (dWjpk)

173 This line of punnery doesn't even have a veneer of mirth!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 07, 2023 09:00 PM (J47y1)

It does have an annoying rabbet, though.

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at December 07, 2023 09:01 PM (ofPMo)

174 Carpentry puns! Everybody join in!
Posted by: mikeski'

I guess it's fun until the clampdown.

Posted by: LenNeal at December 07, 2023 09:01 PM (iuICz)

175 If somebody doesn't clamp down on this, you Morons will hammer it until the ONT.

Posted by: Morgan Fairchild at December 07, 2023 09:02 PM (vFG9F)

176 If somebody doesn't clamp down on this, you Morons will hammer it until the ONT.
Posted by: Morgan Fairchild at December 07, 2023 09:02 PM (vFG9F)

The thread will develop rigor mortise before then.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2023 09:03 PM (ofPMo)

177 Quickly read the indictment, there are 5 iterations of 26usc7203, 1 count of 26usc7201 and 1 count of 26usc7203.

Just quickly reading the penalties for these, he faces no more than 10 years in the slammer and paying back a couple of million in back taxes and fines.

Obviously he will never spend a day in jail but that's what on the table.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 07, 2023 09:03 PM (XV/Pl)

178 > This line of punnery doesn't even have a veneer of mirth!

I'm staying out of it- I'd just take a shellacking

Posted by: Don Black at December 07, 2023 09:03 PM (geLO8)

179 145 - Stuck On Stupid and I think he named his inflatable doll, Hummingbird.

Posted by: old chick at December 07, 2023 09:04 PM (sOete)

180 @172

>>Is Hunter indicted, or is it just a leak that he WILL be indicted?

This is an unsealed indictment, so to borrow a phrase, he's indicted-indicted.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 07, 2023 09:04 PM (XV/Pl)

181 Quickly read the indictment, there are 5 iterations of 26usc7203, 1 count of 26usc7201 and 1 count of 26usc7203.

Just quickly reading the penalties for these, he faces no more than 10 years in the slammer and paying back a couple of million in back taxes and fines.

Obviously he will never spend a day in jail but that's what on the table.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 07, 2023 09:03 PM (XV/Pl)

You said 26usc7203 twice!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2023 09:04 PM (ofPMo)

182
I guess it's fun until the clampdown.
Posted by: LenNeal at December 07, 2023 09:01 PM (iuICz)

__________

Let's keep this on an even plane.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 07, 2023 09:05 PM (9mNHV)

183 Or is the hope that the DOJ will bring a contempt charge the only thing Comer can do about if he refuses to testify?

I guess I'm asking if Congress has any independent power to enforce a subpoena.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 07, 2023 09:05 PM (Dm8we)

184 @181

>>You said 26usc7203 twice!

Yes, error on my part.

Counts 1-5: 26usc7203, count 6: 26usc7201, Count 7: 26usc7206

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 07, 2023 09:07 PM (XV/Pl)

185 174 Carpentry puns! Everybody join in!
Posted by: mikeski'

I guess it's fun until the clampdown.
Posted by: LenNeal at December 07, 2023 09:01 PM (iuICz)

You bastards...I'm filing this for later

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 07, 2023 09:07 PM (TTAGa)

186 I'm staying out of it- I'd just take a shellacking
Posted by: Don Black'

I think we're finished here

Posted by: LenNeal at December 07, 2023 09:07 PM (iuICz)

187 Two wooden cabinets had a tussle over the varnish can. It was a fight to the finish.

Posted by: Ciampino - Broken pencil jokes are pointless. at December 07, 2023 09:08 PM (qfLjt)

188 I guess we could have a worse vice.

Posted by: fd at December 07, 2023 09:08 PM (vFG9F)

189 Yes, error on my part.

Counts 1-5: 26usc7203, count 6: 26usc7201, Count 7: 26usc7206
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 07, 2023 09:07 PM (XV/Pl)

Blazing Saddles reference:

[x] missed
[ ] not missed

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2023 09:08 PM (ofPMo)

190 I'm staying out of it- I'd just take a shellacking
Posted by: Don Black'

I think we're finished here
Posted by: LenNeal'

I hope it doesn't stain my record.

Posted by: LenNeal at December 07, 2023 09:09 PM (iuICz)

191 I guess we could have a worse vice.
Posted by: fd'

Autocorrect for the loss.

Posted by: LenNeal at December 07, 2023 09:10 PM (iuICz)

192 These furniture making jokes are falling splat.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 07, 2023 09:10 PM (J47y1)

193 >>Just quickly reading the penalties for these, he faces no more than 10 years in the slammer and paying back a couple of million in back taxes and fines.

17 years. He won't go to prison but these are more charges than I expected.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2023 09:10 PM (ZLI7S)

194 It's honestly comedic how the bloggers and commenters feel free to talk about "browns" or Muslims in general, and their various sins.... But mention even once, the group who's been behind importing these people since their agitation for the 1965 hart celler act and onwards, and OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN!

Posted by: Schlomo at December 07, 2023 09:10 PM (HxNNq)

195 I'll have to brace myself for these bits.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 07, 2023 09:10 PM (J47y1)

196 Cleanup aisle (((194)))

Posted by: Schlomo at December 07, 2023 09:11 PM (HxNNq)

197 These furniture making jokes are falling splat.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 07, 2023 09:10 PM (J47y1)

Not all woodworking involves furniture, but some does involve splats.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at December 07, 2023 09:12 PM (ofPMo)

198 This carpentry thread has opened the English gate and just gone to the dogs.

Posted by: LenNeal at December 07, 2023 09:12 PM (iuICz)

199 175 If somebody doesn't clamp down on this, you Morons will hammer it until the ONT.

Posted by: Morgan Fairchild at December 07, 2023 09:02 PM (vFG9F)
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You nailed it !

Posted by: Ciampino - Broken pencil jokes are pointless at December 07, 2023 09:13 PM (qfLjt)

200 "You nailed it !
Posted by: Ciampino"

So did I!

Posted by: Tommy Flanagan at December 07, 2023 09:14 PM (vFG9F)

201 Stormfronters are calling "troll" on themselves, now?

I know the humor here gets obscure, but I don't get it.

Posted by: mikeski at December 07, 2023 09:15 PM (DgGvY)

202 I don't give a rip about carpentry puns.

Posted by: Rudimentary Lathe at December 07, 2023 09:15 PM (83IzV)

203 Crazy Red Wings/Sharks game. Eight goals scored in the second period, six of them in 3m 1s.

Game tied at 4-4.

Patrick Kane making his Red Wings debut.
No points from him yet.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 07, 2023 09:16 PM (ufFY8)

204 I'm out, I've at least temporarily run out of puns to post out of my head and I don't want to go looking

Posted by: LenNeal at December 07, 2023 09:16 PM (iuICz)

205 "I don't give a rip about carpentry puns.
Posted by: Rudimentary Lathe "

Then why did you take a turn at it?

Posted by: fd at December 07, 2023 09:17 PM (vFG9F)

206 Then why did you take a turn at it?
Posted by: fd

Lathe off of him!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 07, 2023 09:17 PM (J47y1)

207 Hillary can make the most stubborn morning-wood bend.

Posted by: Ciampino - Broken pencil jokes are pointless you know at December 07, 2023 09:18 PM (qfLjt)

208 @193

>>17 years. He won't go to prison but these are more charges than I expected.

Yes, but they are going to stack 1-5 and get 1 year out of that and read counts 5 and 6 as favorably as possible to the crackhead, they cut a plea deal and he will get probation and pay back some money.

If Hunter ever see the inside of a prison, i'll eat my shoe.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 07, 2023 09:18 PM (XV/Pl)

209 Took a closer look at the bus drowning and it appears as the driver was halfway out of his door as he drove over the rapids. He jumped as the bus slipped in, probably drowning many, if not all, of the passengers.

Posted by: javems at December 07, 2023 09:18 PM (8I4hW)

210 Heya You stoppa widda carpentry puns...or IKEyA your car. Capiche?

Posted by: Orson at December 07, 2023 09:19 PM (dIske)

211 Stormfronters are calling "troll" on themselves, now?
I know the humor here gets obscure, but I don't get it.
Posted by: mikeski'

Yeah I didn't get that one either. I've spent a fair time on Storm Front asking some of the finer points of racist Fascist theory, on the principle, if you want to know what racist Fascists think, why not just ask them?
Man, I had academics flip out over that! I guess you're supposed to study racist Fascists from afar, or from some moral high ground or some shit.

Posted by: LenNeal at December 07, 2023 09:20 PM (iuICz)

212 Took a closer look at the bus drowning and it appears as the driver was halfway out of his door as he drove over the rapids. He jumped as the bus slipped in, probably drowning many, if not all, of the passengers.
Posted by: javems at December 07, 2023 09:18 PM (8I4hW)

Was the bus drowning described in the link as a "bus plunge"? Because a bus wreck just isn't a bus wreck if it's not a bus plunge. Journalistic standards must be upheld.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2023 09:20 PM (ofPMo)

213 I don't travel to any exotic locations, but I just realized that if you hit Aldi's within an hour of closing time, you can just sail through, man.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 07, 2023 09:21 PM (woPEM)

214 John Solomon is reporting that tomorrow he is going to release information on 6 SARs that show that Joe's house in Delaware was listed as the source for $12 million in suspected money laundering.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2023 09:21 PM (ZLI7S)

215 Huma was the best tongue and groove expert.

Posted by: Hillary! at December 07, 2023 09:21 PM (ufFY8)

216 Yeah I didn't get that one either. I've spent a fair time on Storm Front asking some of the finer points of racist Fascist theory, on the principle, if you want to know what racist Fascists think, why not just ask them?
Man, I had academics flip out over that! I guess you're supposed to study racist Fascists from afar, or from some moral high ground or some shit.
Posted by: LenNeal at December 07, 2023 09:20 PM (iuICz)

Maybe he was pissed that nobody took the bait, so he jigged the line a bit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2023 09:22 PM (ofPMo)

217 islamist paradise :
"A Christian man and his family are currently shuffling in secrecy from hiding place to hiding place in their native Pakistan after a neighbor accused them of blasphemy for sharing a Bible passage on Facebook, the British Asian Christian Association (BACA) denounced on Wednesday."

Posted by: runner at December 07, 2023 09:23 PM (V13WU)

218 I don't travel to any exotic locations, but I just realized that if you hit Aldi's within an hour of closing time, you can just sail through, man.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist'

I don't shop at my local Aldi as not only do I already work at a supermarket, it's the night shift so I can only really shop midday which is The Worst.

Posted by: LenNeal at December 07, 2023 09:24 PM (iuICz)

219 I totally get the idea of visiting Stormfront to see what neo-Nazis think. I've been known to watch Pr0nhub for hours and hours and hours trying to fathom the mindset of pornographers.

Posted by: lol at December 07, 2023 09:24 PM (pjs7m)

220 Daily Mail (of course):

The documents argue that none of this financial assistance was used to pay 'any of his federal individual income tax liabilities for 2016-2019.'

Adding: 'Between 2016 and October 15, 2020, the Defendant spent this money on drugs, escorts and girlfriends, luxury hotels and rental properties, exotic cars, clothing, and other items of a personal nature, in short, everything but his taxes.'

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 07, 2023 09:24 PM (Dm8we)

221 Oh boy, Detroit area peeps get small curly fries from Arby's tomorrow.

LOL
5-4 Red Wings now.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 07, 2023 09:24 PM (ufFY8)

222 "A Christian man and his family are currently shuffling in secrecy from hiding place to hiding place in their native Pakistan after a neighbor accused them of blasphemy for sharing a Bible passage on Facebook, the British Asian Christian Association (BACA) denounced on Wednesday."

Posted by: runner

I know how he feels. I mentioned the Blessed Virgin Mary at an other-than-Catholic Christian seminar the other day.

Wowza!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 07, 2023 09:27 PM (J47y1)

223 trying to fathom the mindset of pornographers.
Posted by: lol at December 07, 2023 09:24 PM (pjs7m)

Keep the devil down in the hole.

Posted by: The Wire theme song at December 07, 2023 09:27 PM (ufFY8)

224 Adding: 'Between 2016 and October 15, 2020, the Defendant spent this money on drugs, escorts and girlfriends, luxury hotels and rental properties, exotic cars, clothing, and other items of a personal nature, in short, everything but his taxes.'
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 07, 2023 09:24 PM (Dm8we)

In Soviet America, taxes pay you! (if your old man is in the Nomenklatura)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2023 09:28 PM (ofPMo)

225 I know how he feels. I mentioned the Blessed Virgin Mary at an other-than-Catholic Christian seminar the other day.

Wowza!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 07, 2023 09:27 PM (J47y1)

Tomorrow is the Feast of the Immaculate Conception.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 07, 2023 09:28 PM (ufFY8)

226 'Between 2016 and October 15, 2020, the Defendant spent this money on drugs, escorts and girlfriends, luxury hotels and rental properties, exotic cars, clothing, and other items of a personal nature, in short, everything but his taxes.'

If you only knew how he suffered.

Posted by: The Media at December 07, 2023 09:29 PM (vFG9F)

227 210 Heya You stoppa widda carpentry puns...or IKEyA your car. Capiche?

Posted by: Orson at December 07, 2023 09:19 PM (dIske)
----
Yeah wooden puns are knot funny and I'm board by them. Wood you like different humor? I gotta warn you, hardwood floors me.

Posted by: Ciampino - Broken pencil jokes are pointless you know! at December 07, 2023 09:30 PM (qfLjt)

228 The emotional burden of the unpaid taxes hanging over his head drove Hunter to sex and drugs. Have pity.

Posted by: fd at December 07, 2023 09:31 PM (vFG9F)

229 If you only knew how he suffered.
Posted by: The Media at December 07, 2023 09:29 PM (vFG9F)
---
I'm sure you're gonna tell us!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 07, 2023 09:32 PM (BpYfr)

230 Watching History Channel Pearl Harbor documentary. Never ceases to leave me exhausted, and overwhelmed with the courage/valor of the people involved. The whole thing is just beyond imagining.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2023 09:33 PM (XeU6L)

231 90s left.

5-5 tie.

Sharks pull goalie and it paid off

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 07, 2023 09:34 PM (ufFY8)

232 California has Income Tax too. I'll bet they're itching to go after Hunter...

Shit. I kill me..

Posted by: Reforger at December 07, 2023 09:35 PM (B705c)

233 I suppose it’s accepted practice to drive a bus into a river in some countries but it don’t see right to me. And I have a good deal of busdriving experience, and whitewater paddling experience. The two don’t seem a good match.

Posted by: Eromero at December 07, 2023 09:36 PM (NxC5+)

234 Miracle of miracles:

Sabres 3 - Bruins 1

Winner, winner, chicken dinner...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 07, 2023 09:38 PM (TTAGa)

235 The Daily Mail article on the indictment has a picture of sugar daddy Kevin Morris with Courtney Cox. He looks exactly like unfrozen caveman lawyer.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 07, 2023 09:38 PM (Dm8we)

236 Weird 3 on 3 OT starting here.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 07, 2023 09:38 PM (ufFY8)

237 The wheels on the bus go
Drown drown drown

Posted by: fd at December 07, 2023 09:39 PM (vFG9F)

238 215 Huma was the best tongue and groove expert.

Posted by: Hillary! at December 07, 2023 09:21 PM (ufFY

----
And she was quick, everything done lickety-split.

(treemendous joke or a bit sappy?)

Posted by: Ciampino - Is a table, made of wooden pencils, called a writing desk? at December 07, 2023 09:39 PM (qfLjt)

239 Should I denounce myself? I think not.

Posted by: fd at December 07, 2023 09:40 PM (vFG9F)

240 Boom!

Sharks win scored on a breakaway.

Second time in a row the Sharks came from behind 4-0 to win in OT

Rats.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 07, 2023 09:40 PM (ufFY8)

241 I mitres well join in on these puns...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 07, 2023 09:41 PM (RMN7W)

242 WPG 1 COL 0 end 1st

Posted by: Don Black at December 07, 2023 09:41 PM (geLO8)

243 No doubt. That might not be the huge win the left thinks it is. It's not like they don't already have a mountain of evidence.
I really don't think the left is going to be able to spin Hunter being a multi-year tax felon from overseas business his father enabled as a win but we shall see.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2023 08:51 PM (ZLI7S)
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Agreed. I'm looking forward to all of this, and I fully expect Joe to blow up in a spectacular way in the near future. Popcorn time!

Posted by: IrishEi at December 07, 2023 09:42 PM (1AAb6)

244 And I have a good deal of busdriving experience, and whitewater paddling experience. The two don’t seem a good match.
Posted by: Eromero
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Meh. No more than a Class 3. Oh, wait...in a bus.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2023 09:43 PM (XeU6L)

245 Should I denounce myself? I think not.
Posted by: fd

Why?

Other people will do that for free!

Posted by: Antisocial media at December 07, 2023 09:43 PM (gr6Ub)

246 If something like Pearl Harbor happened today America would surrender. I wouldn’t surrender and you wouldn’t surrender but America would surrender.

Posted by: Eromero at December 07, 2023 09:43 PM (NxC5+)

247 Meh. No more than a Class 3. Oh, wait...in a bus.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

Class 6>>>>Class 3

Posted by: Miklos at the Fort on a Sunday at December 07, 2023 09:44 PM (gr6Ub)

248 I think Beege Wellborn is drinking the Kook-Aid.

https://tinyurl.com/3nwactcw

On the other hand, I can't help but wonder. Strikes do really weird things to a brain. Now I have no doubt ole Fetterman is a lefty but politicians don't very often come out with their actual thoughts and feelings on a given subject. It's all theater. I wonder if it's possible his stroke damaged the...I don't know, whatever part of the brain that regulates the "go along to get along" urge or the part that regulates a person's ability to keep up a mask. His give-a-fuck-ometer is certainly broke.

Posted by: Robert at December 07, 2023 09:44 PM (kh3JX)

249 Agreed. I'm looking forward to all of this, and I fully expect Joe to blow up in a spectacular way in the near future. Popcorn time!
Posted by: IrishEi at December 07, 2023 09:42 PM (1AAb6)

Alex Jones is saying that Roomba in Chief has reached the walking around naked stage of his dementia

Posted by: Kindltot at December 07, 2023 09:45 PM (D7oie)

250 230 Watching History Channel Pearl Harbor documentary. Never ceases to leave me exhausted, and overwhelmed with the courage/valor of the people involved. The whole thing is just beyond imagining.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2023 09:33 PM (XeU6L)
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I imagine many people did great and small things out of muscle memory - training does pay off - but were otherwise bewildered by what was going on.

Now the truly ass-puckering experience must have been that just before a beach landing on D-Day, and on the many Pacific Islands. It's much like old-fashioned battles were you marched in lines towards the enemy.

Posted by: Ciampino - Is a table, made of wooden pencils, called a writing desk?? at December 07, 2023 09:45 PM (qfLjt)

251 I’m just a caveman. Your world frightens and confuses me. Like when the paper comes out of the copy machine. Are there little demons in there? I don’t know. But what I do know is that Hunter Biden is not guilty!

Posted by: Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer at December 07, 2023 09:46 PM (u73oe)

252 Wood eye?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2023 09:46 PM (63Dwl)

253 Alex Jones is saying that Roomba in Chief has reached the walking around naked stage of his dementia
Posted by: Kindltot

Not saying Alex Jones is right, but....

Posted by: Miklos, saying Alex Jones is right at December 07, 2023 09:46 PM (gr6Ub)

254 I'd just take a shellacking --Posted by: Don Black

You realize, that stuff's made out of bugs, right?
And that was the most cross cut of all.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 07, 2023 09:47 PM (FCs/J)

255 Wood eye?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Shut up, or I'll nail your other shoe to the floor

Posted by: Joey's mom at December 07, 2023 09:47 PM (gr6Ub)

256 Class 6>>>>Class 3
Posted by: Miklos at the Fort on a Sunday at December 07, 2023 09:44 PM (gr6Ub)

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I have a class 11 license!

Posted by: David St Hubbins at December 07, 2023 09:48 PM (u73oe)

257 Well, well, well.

Fox News
@FoxNews
Texas progressive group previously bailed out suspect charged in deadly Austin, San Antonio shooting rampage

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Progressive policies kill another six.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 07, 2023 09:49 PM (FVME7)

258 You realize, that stuff's made out of bugs, right?
And that was the most cross cut of all.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 07, 2023 09:47 PM (FCs/J)

shellac is made from the poop of the lac bug

Posted by: Kindltot at December 07, 2023 09:49 PM (D7oie)

259 Notice the river bus is called Paradise In Heaven.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2023 09:50 PM (63Dwl)

260 More detail.

In January 2022, James was charged with aggravated assault against his mother, father and sister, Fox San Antonio reported. Bail records said James was bonded out by Texas Organizing Project, a non-profit focused on progressive issues that helped elect Bexar County District Attorney Joe Gonzales and county Sheriff Javier Salazar.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 07, 2023 09:50 PM (FVME7)

261 >>Texas progressive group previously bailed out suspect charged in deadly Austin, San Antonio shooting rampage

Texas progressive group that is funded by George Soros.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2023 09:51 PM (ZLI7S)

262 Now the truly ass-puckering experience must have been that just before a beach landing on D-Day, and on the many Pacific Islands. It's much like old-fashioned battles were you marched in lines towards the enemy.
Posted by: Ciampino
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I have the same overwhelmed feeling when watching any combat footage of any kind. Gets at one's gut.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2023 09:52 PM (XeU6L)

263 260 More detail.

In January 2022, James was charged with aggravated assault against his mother, father and sister, Fox San Antonio reported. Bail records said James was bonded out by Texas Organizing Project, a non-profit focused on progressive issues that helped elect Bexar County District Attorney Joe Gonzales and county Sheriff Javier Salazar.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 07, 2023 09:50 PM (FVME7)

Robert Pratt talked about this on his radio show. I'm gonna have to give this a listen later on. (You can get his radio show in the form of a podcast as well.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 07, 2023 09:52 PM (8sMut)

264 If something like Pearl Harbor happened today America would surrender. I wouldn’t surrender and you wouldn’t surrender but America would surrender.
Posted by: Eromero at December 07, 2023 09:43 PM (NxC5+)

I didn't surrender, but they took my horse and made him surrender. They have him pulling a wagon up in Kansas, I bet.

Posted by: Lone Watie, Endeaver to Persevere! at December 07, 2023 09:53 PM (4I/2K)

265 Kenneth Roth
@KenRoth
Given the modest Hamas presence under al-Shifa hospital -- and the lack of active fighting from it -- why did Israel take over this vital health facility? The broader goals seems to be the forced transfer of the Palestinian civilian population of Gaza.

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Just a modest presence. Barely worth mentioning.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 07, 2023 09:53 PM (FVME7)

266 246 If something like Pearl Harbor happened today America would surrender. I wouldn’t surrender and you wouldn’t surrender but America would surrender.
Posted by: Eromero at December 07, 2023 09:43 PM (NxC5+)

People would ask the government to apologize to Japan.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 07, 2023 09:54 PM (8sMut)

267 >Kenneth Roth
@KenRoth

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who TF is this guy

Posted by: Don Black at December 07, 2023 09:55 PM (geLO8)

268 old chick: Stuck On Stupid and I think he named his inflatable doll, Hummingbird.

Ah, that was it. How could I have forgotten!
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Carpentry puns aren't complete until someone works in tongue-in-groove.
😊

Posted by: mindful webworker - automatically z at December 07, 2023 09:56 PM (PGE+Y)

269 Kenneth Roth
@KenRoth
Given the modest Hamas presence under al-Shifa hospital -- and the lack of active fighting from it -- why did Israel take over this vital health facility? The broader goals seems to be the forced transfer of the Palestinian civilian population of Gaza.

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Just a modest presence. Barely worth mentioning.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 07, 2023 09:53 PM (FVME7)

He'd probably say the same thing about Okinawa circa June, 1945. Asshat! *spits*

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 07, 2023 09:56 PM (4I/2K)

270 who TF is this guy
Posted by: Don Black at December 07, 2023 09:55 PM (geLO

sounds like he needs a good waxing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2023 09:58 PM (ofPMo)

271 Joe Biden a miracle worker!

Planned Parenthood Getting Flak From the Left for Its Statement Denouncing Hamas

https://tinyurl.com/yuh4kfvd

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I guess there's no honor among mass murderers.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 07, 2023 09:58 PM (FVME7)

272 Meanwhile:
"The ACLU blasted the Anti-Defamation League Wednesday for suggesting that Students for Justice in Palestine be investigated for possible material support of Hamas."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2023 10:01 PM (XeU6L)

273 Kenneth Roth
Human Rights Watch exec dir

Posted by: Don Black at December 07, 2023 10:02 PM (geLO8)

274 who TF is this guy

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don't you know ?! he is on the internet !!

Posted by: runner at December 07, 2023 10:02 PM (V13WU)

275 Avs down 2 now

Posted by: Don Black at December 07, 2023 10:03 PM (geLO8)

276 2-1

Posted by: Don Black at December 07, 2023 10:03 PM (geLO8)

277 Kenneth Roth
Human Rights Watch exec dir
Posted by: Don Black at December 07, 2023 10:02 PM (geLO

Looks better on the resume than "Filthy Commie", I guess.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2023 10:03 PM (ofPMo)

278 Roth needs to zip his stupid mouth.

Posted by: runner at December 07, 2023 10:03 PM (V13WU)

279 ace is putting all kinds of stuff in the sidebar

Posted by: runner at December 07, 2023 10:04 PM (V13WU)

280 "The Southern Poverty Law Center is refusing to say whether it believes Hamas is a terrorist organization following the group's invasion of Israel and killing of more than 1,000 citizens."

But, Daughters of the Confederacy, who mostly trade chicken salad recipes and maintain cemeteries, "Hate Group"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2023 10:07 PM (XeU6L)

281 who TF is this guy
Posted by: Don Black at December 07, 2023 09:55 PM (geLO

Chief straw grasper.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 07, 2023 10:09 PM (D7oie)

282 "why did Israel take over this vital health facility?"

People in Gaza are NOT HEALTHY, so they cannot go to a "health facility". That would be my guess.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 07, 2023 10:23 PM (8sMut)

283 Watch that film about what happened to Bergen in WW2, and contrast it to the lovely pic up in the heading here.

Then think gaza. And nordic lutherans compared to gazans.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at December 07, 2023 11:52 PM (j/KaK)

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