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Roberts Golden Tower.jpg

The Guadalquivir and the Golden Tower
David Roberts

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 Me Firsty!

*grabs sippy-cup

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 05, 2023 09:30 AM (w9Wax)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 05, 2023 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

3 Yo

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 05, 2023 09:31 AM (Q4IgG)

4 Like every Democrat-controlled city, the foundation of the Golden Tower is being eroded by the urine of the homeless wandering the streets.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 05, 2023 09:31 AM (w9Wax)

5 Nice. Me likey.

Where is it set?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 05, 2023 09:32 AM (JrojV)

6

"Oops, it says tower."


- - Annie Sprinkle

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2023 09:32 AM (x0n13)

7 It's no Gondor.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 05, 2023 09:33 AM (CIS44)

8 Hmm I dont see any golden shower..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at December 05, 2023 09:33 AM (7cPAc)

9 Is that rain I feel on my back or am I at a GOP Congressional meeting??

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 05, 2023 09:34 AM (krqg6)

10 Lewis and Clark in the foreground.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 05, 2023 09:34 AM (NBVIP)

11 Nothing like dodging turds in a canoe.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 05, 2023 09:34 AM (R4t5M)

12 Is this a real location? It looks symbolic.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 05, 2023 09:34 AM (BHrzb)

13 I like it

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2023 09:35 AM (VYnsI)

14 I guess it's set in Spain. The full title is The Guadalquivir and the Golden Tower. Painted 1833.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 05, 2023 09:35 AM (JrojV)

15
No dog. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 05, 2023 09:35 AM (9mNHV)

16 There. Are. Two. Towers.

Posted by: capt jean-luc picard at December 05, 2023 09:35 AM (krqg6)

17 This looks like my country estate. Very bucolic. I do so enjoy seeing the peasants enjoying my lands.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 05, 2023 09:36 AM (ntk8v)

18 Flat. It's very. Flat.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 05, 2023 09:36 AM (ZbASP)

19 The tower looks white.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 05, 2023 09:36 AM (NpAcC)

20
Heteropatriarchical. Cancel and burn.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 05, 2023 09:36 AM (9mNHV)

21 Is the other tower the Platinum Tower? Do they sneer at the Golden Folk?

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 05, 2023 09:37 AM (krqg6)

22 The tower looks white.
Posted by: redridinghood


Some say it's gold, others, white. It's like that dress on the Internet.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 05, 2023 09:37 AM (JrojV)

23 Preparing to fire its Laser Beams onto that poor boat.

Posted by: XTC at December 05, 2023 09:37 AM (sm6Pk)

24 The jar is square. The mug is square. They should call it Squaretine!

Posted by: Gold, Jerry! Gold! at December 05, 2023 09:37 AM (NBVIP)

25 It looks humid. And still. And flat. Even with the people, there's no movement or life to this painting.

Dead. Flat. Humid. Prolly stinks too.

Yuck.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 05, 2023 09:38 AM (ZbASP)

26 Looks like a former minaret.

Posted by: Kris at December 05, 2023 09:38 AM (OyyDO)

27 Not heard of this artist before. Had to look him up. He was an orientalist. Spent a lot of time in the Middle East.

Posted by: Tuna at December 05, 2023 09:38 AM (oaGWv)

28 Golden Tower >>> Ivory Tower

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 05, 2023 09:39 AM (ufFY8)

29 I guess it's set in Spain.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 05, 2023 09:35 AM (JrojV)


Hornblower should be coming along with some fire ships any minute now.

Posted by: spindrift at December 05, 2023 09:39 AM (TsaqH)

30 >>Is this a real location? It looks symbolic.

Seville

Posted by: JackStraw at December 05, 2023 09:39 AM (ZLI7S)

31 Artist
David Roberts (1796–1864)
The Torre del Oro
English: The Guadalquivir and the Golden Tower.
Date 1833
Medium oil on canvas
Dimensions height: 40 cm (15.7 in); width: 48 cm (18.8 in)
Collection
Museo del Prado

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2023 09:39 AM (lwOKI)

32 If you look carefully, it says "TRUMP" over the drawbridge entrance.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 05, 2023 09:39 AM (zutzM)

33 Nice painting and-

Properly boring and non-controversial for a Dentist's or Doctor's office.

At home? Meh.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 05, 2023 09:39 AM (QzZeQ)

34 The Golden Tower: The Almohad Caliphate's last great erection in Spain.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 05, 2023 09:40 AM (Angsy)

35 Madrid

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2023 09:40 AM (lwOKI)

36 Ask your doctor if Guadalquivir is right for you. Don't take Guadalquivir if you're allergic to Guadalquivir.

Posted by: Our lawyers make us say this stuff at December 05, 2023 09:40 AM (NBVIP)

37 Looks like a former minaret.
Posted by: Kris

Thought the same.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 05, 2023 09:40 AM (R4t5M)

38 Looks like the early fog is clearing, but still no wind. Time to ship the oars.

Posted by: huerfano at December 05, 2023 09:40 AM (Q4KYm)

39 Indigenous folk and white settlers are living in harmony?

Ebony and Ivory . . .
I'd like to teach the world to sing . . .
Have a Coke and a Smile!

I'm sorry, again, is this a depiction of a real place?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 05, 2023 09:41 AM (BHrzb)

40 26 Looks like a former minaret.
Posted by: Kris at December 05, 2023 09:38 AM (OyyDO)

Update: Not a minaret, but it is Islamic.

From wiki: "It was erected by the Almohad Caliphate in order to control access to Seville via the Guadalquivir river.

Constructed in the first third of the 13th century, the tower served as a prison during the Middle Ages. Its name comes from the golden shine it projected on the river, due to its building materials."

Posted by: Kris at December 05, 2023 09:41 AM (OyyDO)

41 >>Is this a real location? It looks symbolic.

Seville
Posted by: JackStraw at December 05, 2023 09:39 AM (ZLI7S)


I see zero chipmunks.

Posted by: spindrift at December 05, 2023 09:41 AM (TsaqH)

42 The Golden Tower: The Almohad Caliphate's last great erection in Spain.
Posted by: OrangeEnt


Before the Christians cut off their Viagra supply.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 05, 2023 09:41 AM (JrojV)

43 Anywhere in the city...I'll tell you the best public toilet. The Golden Tower, magnificent facilities. The stall doors go all the way to the floor.

Would Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 05, 2023 09:41 AM (mQ8ar)

44 I like major erections.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 05, 2023 09:41 AM (ntk8v)

45 The Paolo he knows about, how you say, great erections.

Posted by: The Paolo at December 05, 2023 09:41 AM (NBVIP)

46 He was an orientalist. Spent a lot of time in the Middle East.
Posted by: Tuna at December 05, 2023 09:38 AM (oaGWv)

He is lucky he didn't get raped by the feral "palestinians". Oh, wait, they were never there.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 05, 2023 09:42 AM (ufFY8)

47 Has similar lighting to a Turner, though no ships or gunfire.

Still, would probably hang above the fireplace in my library. Very restful, even with all the people activity.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 05, 2023 09:42 AM (GJIkK)

48 36 Ask your doctor if Guadalquivir is right for you. Don't take Guadalquivir if you're allergic to Guadalquivir.
Posted by: Our lawyers make us say this stuff at December 05, 2023 09:40 AM (NBVIP)

Side effects of Guadalquivir may include : Insomnia, Dry Mouth, Death, Depression, Death, Diabetes, Death, Suicidal Thoughts, Diarrhoea, Death, Death, and Death.

Posted by: XTC at December 05, 2023 09:42 AM (sm6Pk)

49 At least it's not a golden shower.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 05, 2023 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)

50 >>I see zero chipmunks.

Zero Bugs Bunnies.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 05, 2023 09:42 AM (ZLI7S)

51 Guadalquivir is the fifth-longest river in the Iberian Peninsula and the second-longest river with its entire length in Spain. The river is the only major navigable river in Spain. Currently it is navigable from Seville to the Gulf of Cádiz, but in Roman times it was navigable from Córdoba.

Geography
The river is 657 km (408 mi) long and drains an area of about 58,000 km2 (22,000 sq mi). It rises at Cañada de las Fuentes (village of Quesada) in the Cazorla mountain range (Jaén), flows through Córdoba and Seville and reaches the sea between the municipalities of Almonte and the fishing village of Bonanza, in Sanlúcar de Barrameda, flowing into the Gulf of Cádiz, in the Atlantic Ocean.
===
So no one Basques in the sun there.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 05, 2023 09:43 AM (krqg6)

52 nice

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2023 09:43 AM (izj35)

53
Hang On Just a Minaret, Fella - a limerick'

This painting has been widely admired
Lots of artist's passion was required
It seems he had the blues
'til he finally found his muse
I guess you might say he was in-spired

Posted by: Muldoon at December 05, 2023 09:43 AM (991eG)

54 Not exactly the same view

https://tinyurl.com/5n86767b

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2023 09:44 AM (lwOKI)

55
Suicidal Thoughts, Diarrhoea, Death, Death, and Death.
Posted by: XTC

__________

Needs more young black gay guys.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 05, 2023 09:44 AM (9mNHV)

56 the fishing village of Bonanza



"I gotta cook all these damned fishes!"

Posted by: Hop Sing at December 05, 2023 09:44 AM (JrojV)

57 Since it's smokey in the pic...

VA house flare bomber was James Woo, a far leftist nutcase. So, it's not gonna be anything but what it is - him going nuts and getting himself killed and/or killing himself (if he blew the house deliberately vs accidentally with his actions)...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 05, 2023 09:45 AM (exHjb)

58 The river is 657 km (408 mi) long and drains an area of about 58,000 km2 (22,000 sq mi). It rises at Cañada de las Fuentes (village of Quesada) in the Cazorla mountain range (Jaén), flows through Córdoba and Seville and reaches the sea between the municipalities of Almonte and the fishing village of Bonanza, in Sanlúcar de Barrameda, flowing into the Gulf of Cádiz, in the Atlantic Ocean.

The Cartwrights run shit there. Lorne Green rules with an iron fist.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 05, 2023 09:45 AM (R4t5M)

59 Typo - James Woo = James Yoo b/c I can't type...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 05, 2023 09:45 AM (exHjb)

60 Guadalquivir River, major watercourse of southern Spain. Rising in the mountains of Jaén province, it flows in a generally westward direction for 408 miles (657 km), emptying into the Atlantic Ocean at Sanlúcar de Barrameda, on the Gulf of Cádiz.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2023 09:45 AM (lwOKI)

61 Side effects of Guadalquivir may include : Insomnia, Dry Mouth, Death, Depression, Death, Diabetes, Death, Suicidal Thoughts, Diarrhoea, Death, Death, and Death.
Posted by: XTC at December 05, 2023 09:42 AM (sm6Pk)


And best part, it is recommended for whatever ails you by Dr Antney Fauci who says those potential side effects are worth the risk!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 05, 2023 09:46 AM (hOUT3)

62 So no one Basques in the sun there.
Posted by: andycanuck


That's a pretty aragont statement.

Posted by: Hop Sing at December 05, 2023 09:46 AM (JrojV)

63 The future launching point for "Trans people for Palestine"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 05, 2023 09:46 AM (GJIkK)

64 *but in Roman times it was navigable from Córdoba."

With fine Corinthian leather!

Posted by: Ricardo Montalban at December 05, 2023 09:47 AM (NBVIP)

65
Guadalquivir River, major watercourse of southern Spain.

__________

Ol' Imam River, dat Ol' Imam River.....

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 05, 2023 09:47 AM (9mNHV)

66 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2023 09:47 AM (lwOKI)

67 Mrs. DIG just started talking about some kid named Jamie that got adopted on Bonanza, and I interjected, "a cousin Oliver?"

The death knell of any series.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 05, 2023 09:48 AM (ufFY8)

68 the Gulf of Cádiz


What a waste of a perfectly good course. Caddies are lousy golfers.

Posted by: Hop Sing at December 05, 2023 09:48 AM (JrojV)

69 Ol' Man River,
Dat Ol' Man River
He mus' know sumpin'
But don't say nuthin',
He jes' keeps rollin',
He keeps on rollin' along.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2023 09:49 AM (lwOKI)

70 The tower still survives:
https://sevillecityguide.com/torredeloro.html

Built in the 12th century; I find it fascinating that it appears to be of the same general design as the great Pharos in Alexandria. Of course that did not survive but we have many descriptions, notably that it was a great tower built in 3 successively smaller levels. Of the actual look of the Pharos, there is much conjecture.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 05, 2023 09:49 AM (S6gqv)

71 White tower?WHITE TOWER?
Oh come on, why not just buy a big-a$$ Ford truck and be done with it. . .

Posted by: Feminist at December 05, 2023 09:49 AM (izj35)

72 67 Mrs. DIG just started talking about some kid named Jamie that got adopted on Bonanza, and I interjected, "a cousin Oliver?"

The death knell of any series.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 05, 2023 09:48 AM (ufFY

Now do Pinky

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2023 09:49 AM (lwOKI)

73 Yoo listed his house and chased potential buyers off with a knife. Also covered his windows with aluminum foil.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 05, 2023 09:50 AM (xcLhO)

74 Rivers don't talk. People do. Next.

Posted by: Don Rumsfeld at December 05, 2023 09:50 AM (NBVIP)

75 Mrs. DIG just started talking about some kid named Jamie that got adopted on Bonanza, and I interjected, "a cousin Oliver?"

The death knell of any series.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 05, 2023 09:48 AM (ufFY

Hoss was dead. The series died with him. Sort of like the need for a golden defensive tower in Seville. Talk about a place to get a haircut....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 05, 2023 09:50 AM (Angsy)

76 Off, Bonanza sock.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 05, 2023 09:51 AM (JrojV)

77 The Tower looks like a giant bottle of Elmer's Glue

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 05, 2023 09:51 AM (wukIh)

78 There. Are. Two. Towers.
Posted by: capt jean-luc picard at December 05, 2023 09:35 AM (krqg6)
---
There's only ONE Tower that matters...

Posted by: Sauron, Lord and Master of Barad-dur at December 05, 2023 09:51 AM (7fElN)

79 Looks a little hazy to me.

Posted by: dantesed at December 05, 2023 09:52 AM (88xKn)

80 Looks like a good place to throw used razor blades.

Posted by: W. C. Fields at December 05, 2023 09:52 AM (NBVIP)

81 Hoss was dead.


And Parnell Roberts left the ranch to run San Francisco International.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 05, 2023 09:52 AM (JrojV)

82 For sale: one tower. Spacious accommodations with a river-front view. Close to local transportation. May have some minor water damage to foundation and basement.

Posted by: PabloD at December 05, 2023 09:52 AM (gAaud)

83 I bet there's some cabin boys in the tower doing their mandatory scribble therapy.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 05, 2023 09:52 AM (nne3L)

84 Looks a little hazy to me.
Posted by: dantesed at December 05, 2023 09:52 AM (88xKn)


Could be winter.

Posted by: Paul Simon at December 05, 2023 09:53 AM (TsaqH)

85 74 Rivers don't talk. People do. Next.
Posted by: Don Rumsfeld at December 05, 2023 09:50 AM (NBVIP)

Jerry Rivers never shuts up.

Posted by: XTC at December 05, 2023 09:54 AM (sm6Pk)

86 I bet there's some cabin boys in the tower doing their mandatory scribble therapy.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 05, 2023 09:52 AM (nne3L)

Duzett work?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 05, 2023 09:54 AM (Angsy)

87 There. Are. Two. Towers.


Ha. ha. ha.

Posted by: The Count at December 05, 2023 09:54 AM (gmo/4)

88 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 05, 2023 09:54 AM (hOUT3)

89 Gonna be hard to square this circle.

Posted by: Geometry nerd at December 05, 2023 09:55 AM (NBVIP)

90 Nice pic.
Would hang.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 05, 2023 09:55 AM (DKn0U)

91 I like major erections.

*********

Freud, One Time at Band Camp

See the trumpets, shiny and metallic
The French horns and Flugelhorns are Gallic
Plus the elongated tones
Of the famous "slide" trom-"bones"
Why even the cymbals are phallic!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 05, 2023 09:56 AM (991eG)

92 Wanted to look at this on a bigger screen. It is a very nice painting, bright and with some, but not a lot, of activity going on. It’s easy to look at without it being distracting. I like the river and reflections along with the clouds and buildings in the background. If you have a room that is not well lighted, or maybe a smaller room, this would add light and depth to it.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at December 05, 2023 09:56 AM (N6UT3)

93 It's not even that similar looking, but it really reminds me of the White Tower in Thessaloniki for some reason.

https://tinyurl.com/bjeezsp6

Of course, there's no temple or whatever just across from the White Tower....just ocean. And little tour boat-bars with drunk tourists floating around.
https://tinyurl.com/3yd533tc

Posted by: Military Moron at December 05, 2023 09:56 AM (JCZqz)

94 I like the realistic detail of the painting and the low, shore-level perspective. It allows the viewer to follow the line of the water which is the center of the area's activity, despite the work's title. The way the water and sky blend emphasizes the distance involved and the sultry feel of the place. I also like the darker land and people and how it stands out against the lighter colors of sky, water and buildings. It's very effective at presenting a feel of the area.

Posted by: JTB at December 05, 2023 09:56 AM (7EjX1)

95 Freud, One Time at Band Camp

See the trumpets, shiny and metallic
The French horns and Flugelhorns are Gallic
Plus the elongated tones
Of the famous "slide" trom-"bones"
Why even the cymbals are phallic!
Posted by: Muldoon


I bet that's one you made up at Mardi Gras.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 05, 2023 09:57 AM (JrojV)

96 Let's get it up for the Phallic Cymbals!

Posted by: Ed Sullivan at December 05, 2023 09:57 AM (NBVIP)

97 100?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 05, 2023 09:57 AM (JrojV)

98 And, of course, the Romans were moving Corinthian leather to Córdoba before the river silted-up too much.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 05, 2023 09:58 AM (krqg6)

99 Ah, forget it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 05, 2023 09:58 AM (JrojV)

100 So no one Basques in the sun there.
Posted by: andycanuck

That's a pretty aragont statement.
Posted by: Hop Sing
-----
Are you accusing me of Granada tossing, Chinaman??

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 05, 2023 09:59 AM (krqg6)

101 Ah, forget it.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 05, 2023 09:58 AM (JrojV)


Never!

Posted by: some elephant at December 05, 2023 09:59 AM (TsaqH)

102 Are you accusing me of Granada tossing, Chinaman??
Posted by: andycanuck


No. I'm trying to be seville.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 05, 2023 10:00 AM (JrojV)

103 This is Mary Ann's first visit to Seville. She is, again, too stupid to say "Hotel Pierre" to the cab driver.

Posted by: Tower of Babbel at December 05, 2023 10:00 AM (83IzV)

104 One of my aunts used to drive a Granada. What a rust bucket.

Posted by: Back in the day at December 05, 2023 10:00 AM (NBVIP)

105 Best economy ever!!!

Cnbc headline: Wells Fargo CEO warns of severance costs of nearly $1 billion in fourth quarter as layoffs loom

Posted by: Montec at December 05, 2023 10:01 AM (WY6dk)

106 She couldn't afford a Seville.

Posted by: Too bad at December 05, 2023 10:01 AM (NBVIP)

107 20 francs. Same as in Toulouse.

Posted by: Mary Ann at December 05, 2023 10:03 AM (NBVIP)

108 No. I'm trying to be seville.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
----
Thread winner.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 05, 2023 10:03 AM (krqg6)

109 According to Columbia Law School Professor Joshua Mitts, one of the authors of the study, “that’s extremely unusual.” It was also profitable: the shares sold short for one Israeli company alone yielded a profit of nearly $900,000.

They found that the short-selling activity in early October was “really extraordinary, even when you compare it to those periods of instability, which there were many.”

Something similar had happened before, though — on April 3, a couple of days before the Jewish holiday of Passover. The study links this to an Israeli media report claiming Hamas had initially planned its attack for the eve of Passover.

“It’s almost the same magnitude.What are the odds?” asks Mitts.

“The other thing we know,” he adds, “is that this looks to have been the product of a single trader, based on what we can see in the data. This is extraordinarily unusual.”

All of this led them to their conclusion that the trades were not a coincidence, but a tactic by someone who knew the attack was coming.

Posted by: SMOD at December 05, 2023 10:03 AM (RHGPo)

110 The Rabbit of Seville

https://tinyurl.com/5n7h63jn

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 05, 2023 10:03 AM (nne3L)

111 Shot tower.

Posted by: Eromero at December 05, 2023 10:04 AM (NxC5+)

112 I think the Leaning Tower of Pizza was on Route 17. Looked much better than this.

Posted by: Dominic DeNucci at December 05, 2023 10:04 AM (83IzV)

113 Same thing happened pre 9/11 with airline stocks shorted .

Posted by: Montec at December 05, 2023 10:04 AM (WY6dk)

114 Blah painting

Posted by: It's me donna at December 05, 2023 10:05 AM (n2vyf)

115 No. I'm trying to be seville.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Thread winner.
Posted by: andycanuck


Whom do I make the payoff check out to?



Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 05, 2023 10:05 AM (JrojV)

116 I like the literal painting titles.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 05, 2023 10:05 AM (d04cU)

117 From the polls are for strippers file…

Poll today from same company shows Trump winning over Biden by 6, DeSantis by 2 and Haley by…..10? The push by the GOPe is on. Haley or Bust.

Posted by: Montec at December 05, 2023 10:05 AM (WY6dk)

118 105 Best economy ever!!!
Cnbc headline: Wells Fargo CEO warns of severance costs of nearly $1 billion in fourth quarter as layoffs loom
Posted by: Montec at December 05, 2023 10:01 AM (WY6dk)

106 She couldn't afford a Seville.
Posted by: Too bad

It may be related....I heard about a barber there who stands to take a substantial haircut on some failed investments.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at December 05, 2023 10:06 AM (JCZqz)

119 "The Israel Defense Forces finished assembling large seawater pumps roughly one mile north of the Al-Shati refugee camp around the middle of last month," the report indicates. "Each of at least five pumps can draw water from the Mediterranean Sea and move thousands of cubic meters of water per hour into the tunnels, flooding them within weeks."

Some US officials were cited as expressing "concern" about the plan, also given the potential to kill more civilians and further destroy the Strip's infrastructure. A prime issue is that some 137 Israeli and foreign hostages remain in Hamas captivity after the end of last week's ceasefire and prisoner swap deal.

"It’s impossible to know if that will be effective because we don’t know how seawater will drain in tunnels no one has been in before."

There's also the question of the seawater destroying altogether what's left of the Strip's already damaged water system, which draws on Gaza’s increasingly saltier aquifer. The whole flooding initiative could also bring down more buildings or entire blocks, making the place uninhabitable for years to come.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 05, 2023 10:07 AM (JIPOo)

120 Looks very "Inquisition" to me.

Posted by: Mpfs at December 05, 2023 10:07 AM (YZpJ5)

121 RIP

NASA has announced that its 30-year-old iconic space telescope has stopped working and paused all scientific operations following a gyro error. The space agency explained via its blogpost that the Hubble Space Telescope entered safe mode on November 23 due to an "ongoing gyroscope (gyro) issue", and that the space telescope's instruments remain in good health.

Posted by: SMOD at December 05, 2023 10:07 AM (RHGPo)

122 Poll today from same company shows Trump winning over Biden by 6, DeSantis by 2 and Haley by…..10? The push by the GOPe is on. Haley or Bust.
Posted by: Montec at December 05, 2023 10:05 AM (WY6dk)

Haley by 10 ? Not in a million years

Posted by: It's me donna at December 05, 2023 10:07 AM (n2vyf)

123 It may be related....I heard about a barber there who stands to take a substantial haircut on some failed investments.
Posted by: Moron Analyst


There was a real row in Seville over the haberdashery companies there.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 05, 2023 10:07 AM (JrojV)

124 Prince Charming"Rapunzel, Rapunzel. Let down your hair!"

Barbara: "I've told you a hundred times, Charming! My name is Barbara!"

Charming: "Oh. Are you the Barbara of Seville?"

Posted by: Muldoon at December 05, 2023 10:08 AM (991eG)

125 110 The Rabbit of Seville

https://tinyurl.com/5n7h63jn
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 05, 2023 10:03 AM (nne3L)

Thank you for posting that. What a classic.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 05, 2023 10:08 AM (N39Ws)

126 "It’s impossible to know if that will be effective because we don’t know how seawater will drain in tunnels no one has been in before."


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These same people can tell you how Global Warming works.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at December 05, 2023 10:09 AM (+zy2u)

127 *making the place uninhabitable for years to come.*

So you're saying there's an upside.

Posted by: That would be great at December 05, 2023 10:09 AM (NBVIP)

128 Haley by 10 ? Not in a million years
Posted by: It's me donna at December 05, 2023 10:07 AM (n2vyf)


Bill Haley I could believe.

Posted by: spindrift at December 05, 2023 10:09 AM (TsaqH)

129 The Tickle Me Elmohad dolls never took off.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 05, 2023 10:09 AM (JrojV)

130 The whole flooding initiative could also bring down more buildings or entire blocks, making the place uninhabitable for years to come.

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Also:

Wait, I thought they were arguing against flooding it?

Posted by: Nikki Haley at December 05, 2023 10:10 AM (+zy2u)

131 Haley by 10 ? Not in a million years
Posted by: It's me donna at December 05, 2023 10:07 AM (n2vyf)

Bill Haley I could believe.
Posted by: spindrift

I'd even take Edmund over Nikki. (Yes, I know it's spelled differently.)

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 05, 2023 10:10 AM (JrojV)

132 A Babylon Bee headline about Disney's depravity had to be fact-checked on X because "the article is believable"

Posted by: SMOD at December 05, 2023 10:10 AM (RHGPo)

133 The whole flooding initiative could also bring down more buildings or entire blocks, making the place uninhabitable for years to come.

Fail to see the downside to this.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 05, 2023 10:10 AM (N39Ws)

134 There's also the question of the seawater destroying altogether what's left of the Strip's already damaged water system, which draws on Gaza’s increasingly saltier aquifer. The whole flooding initiative could also bring down more buildings or entire blocks, making the place uninhabitable for years to come.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 05, 2023 10:07 AM (JIPOo)
++++
Yup. With as riddled with tunnels as Hamas and its predecessors have made the Strip, these are very real risks. The collateral damage could be extreme, both in terms of physical destruction (destabilizing the land) and in terms of the environment (salting the earth).

There is also a pretty easy way to prevent what has the potential to be a slow-motion WMD from being unleashed on Gaza. I doubt, however, that the Gazans will elect to take that option.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 05, 2023 10:11 AM (d04cU)

135 JUST IN - Liz Cheney is considering a third-party presidential bid "to stop Trump from winning" in 2024 — Axios

ROFL

Posted by: SMOD at December 05, 2023 10:11 AM (RHGPo)

136 135 JUST IN - Liz Cheney is considering a third-party presidential bid "to stop Trump from winning" in 2024 — Axios

The Dumb Ass Party ?

Posted by: It's me donna at December 05, 2023 10:12 AM (n2vyf)

137 Each of at least five pumps can draw water from the Mediterranean Sea and move thousands of cubic meters of water per hour

I could've used one of those last year.

Posted by: Parker Schnabel at December 05, 2023 10:12 AM (TsaqH)

138 And it's Israel's fault for being attacked by the Palestinians who refuse to budge after attacking.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at December 05, 2023 10:12 AM (+zy2u)

139 Hot news @TheNewsTrending 40m
BREAKING: Massive barrage of rockets just fired into Israel from Hamas in Gaza

Sirens sounding in Tel Aviv and surrounding areas.

Hot news @TheNewsTrending 40m
Sirens and barrage of rockets to central Israel hit in Tel Aviv port

https://tinyurl.com/mr383fcd
8 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 05, 2023 10:12 AM (krqg6)

140

KENNEDY/CHENEY 2024

Posted by: Nikki Haley at December 05, 2023 10:13 AM (+zy2u)

141 A coquettish haberdasher.

https://youtu.be/YA2HKoAnM7I

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at December 05, 2023 10:13 AM (NBVIP)

142 Liz couldn't even win a primary in WY?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 05, 2023 10:13 AM (JIPOo)

143 Haley by 10? If that's what the candidate's team paid the pollsters for, then that's what it will say.

Whether Haley's staff or the GOP at large footed the bill isn't important. They just wanted results that they paid for.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 05, 2023 10:13 AM (Q4IgG)

144 136 135 JUST IN - Liz Cheney is considering a third-party presidential bid "to stop Trump from winning" in 2024 — Axios

Being such a loyal "republican" one would think She would just back Christie or Haley .

Posted by: It's me donna at December 05, 2023 10:14 AM (n2vyf)

145 Heads I win; tails you lose.

Abigail Shrier
@AbigailShrier
Hillsdale College refuses federal funds to avoid federal bullying. Now, the government claims that its non-profit status is alone sufficient to make it subject to the kangaroo courts of Title IX.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 05, 2023 10:14 AM (FVME7)

146 Beautiful.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 05, 2023 10:14 AM (Wm2Gl)

147 its non-profit status is alone sufficient to make it subject to the kangaroo courts of Title IX.

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They'll get in trouble for not allowing men to play on the womens teams.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at December 05, 2023 10:15 AM (+zy2u)

148 There's also the question of the seawater destroying altogether what's left of the Strip's already damaged water system, which draws on Gaza’s increasingly saltier aquifer. The whole flooding initiative could also bring down more buildings or entire blocks, making the place uninhabitable for years to come.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


Oh no!

Anyway...

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 05, 2023 10:16 AM (sbGbc)

149 Hot news @TheNewsTrending 1h
During a Knesset hearing, Israeli Health Ministry officials reveal that Hamas administered drugs to the hostages before releasing them. This was done to portray the hostages as calm and happy in the propaganda videos.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 05, 2023 10:16 AM (krqg6)

150 Cheney would hurt Miss Haley though. Probably salivating over the NT money and adulation Nikki is rolling in right now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 05, 2023 10:17 AM (Wm2Gl)

151 Former Capitol Police Officer Blows J6 Narrative Wide Open With Release of New Audio

Former U.S. Capitol Police Lieutenant Tarik Johnson, who was present at the Capitol on that day, has been challenging the government narrative on the incident and has indicated that the authorities on the ground were ill-prepared for what happened. Now, he indicated that he would be releasing audio recordings that could further blow up the prevailing narrative and suggested a “set-up” and cover-up surrounding the issue

Posted by: SMOD at December 05, 2023 10:17 AM (RHGPo)

152 Hot news @TheNewsTrending 14h [very pro-Israel acct. but I think ESL so sometimes sounds odd]
Reports of Explosions and Aircraft heard over the Yemeni Capital of Sanaa

Reports of strikes earlier this week.
The US denied involvement, and Israel maintained ambiguity.

Israel is often silent when it comes to foreign attacks.

Those who know, know.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 05, 2023 10:17 AM (krqg6)

153 140
KENNEDY/CHENEY 2024
Posted by: Nikki Haley

What about me!?!?!?

Posted by: Ed McMuffin at December 05, 2023 10:17 AM (JCZqz)

154 The extreme level of narcissism to think that YOU have to run for president as a third party in order to save the "democracy" from the people who are too stupid to make the correct choice.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 05, 2023 10:17 AM (JIPOo)

155 and in terms of the environment (salting the earth).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 05, 2023 10:11 AM (d04cU)

Yup, salting the earth of enemies that can’t be reconciled with for peace. What was once old is now again new.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at December 05, 2023 10:17 AM (N6UT3)

156 Hot news @TheNewsTrending 1h
During a Knesset hearing, Israeli Health Ministry officials reveal that Hamas administered drugs to the hostages before releasing them. This was done to portray the hostages as calm and happy in the propaganda videos.

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I don't think the U.S. has any room to talk here.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at December 05, 2023 10:17 AM (+zy2u)

157 Knew a guy with one of those bustleback Cadillac Sevilles, a 1980 model, I think. Had the V8-6-4 engine, which was problematic. Traded it in on a Lincoln.

Posted by: Internal Combustion Follies at December 05, 2023 10:17 AM (83IzV)

158
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Liz Cheney is considering a third-party presidential bid.
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Watch out when a Cheney goes out hunting.

Posted by: Remember last time? at December 05, 2023 10:17 AM (NBVIP)

159 Now, he indicated that he would be releasing audio recordings that could further blow up the prevailing narrative and suggested a “set-up” and cover-up surrounding the issue
Posted by: SMOD at December 05, 2023 10:17 AM (RHGPo)

He did not kill himself...

Posted by: It's me donna at December 05, 2023 10:17 AM (n2vyf)

160 Mmm. Gyro.

Posted by: elaine benes at December 05, 2023 10:18 AM (krqg6)

161 Cadillac. With Northstar!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 05, 2023 10:18 AM (Wm2Gl)

162 @AbigailShrier
Hillsdale College refuses federal funds to avoid federal bullying. Now, the government claims that its non-profit status is alone sufficient to make it subject to the kangaroo courts of Title IX.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 05, 2023 10:14 AM (FVME7)
++++
That'll make for interesting case law. Probably the wrong way, but watching the gymnastics will be a bit interesting.

Government's probably warming up for its pursuits against Tennessee if that state chooses to tell the feds to keep their money and runs education entirely within the state.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 05, 2023 10:19 AM (d04cU)

163 153 140
KENNEDY/CHENEY 2024
Posted by: Nikki Haley

What about me!?!?!?
Posted by: Ed McMuffin

Damn it...I'm such a failure and fleeting memory, I forgot my own name!

Posted by: Evan McMuffin at December 05, 2023 10:19 AM (JCZqz)

164 Hot news @TheNewsTrending 12h
Israel Hamas gaza war Map update:

The IDF has advanced into southern Gaza, taking up positions on the central road into Khan Yunis. The coast road remains passable for the time being.

Israel has also resumed attacks in the North, in the vicinity of Jabalia.

- It seems Israel's current goal in the south is to create another east to west strong zone for the IDF - cutting gaza into 3 slices.

- Arab social media rumors that the IDF is reaching the coastal road bear Khan Younis, but that it remains open currently.

https://tinyurl.com/f9mn9epy
map

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 05, 2023 10:19 AM (krqg6)

165 More info on the Arlington house kablooie starting with . . .

He’s a far leftist that posts anti-white hatred and quotes Noam Chomsky

https://tinyurl.com/5n6vac7t

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 05, 2023 10:19 AM (FVME7)

166 He’s a far leftist that posts anti-white hatred and quotes Noam Chomsky

Was....

Posted by: It's me donna at December 05, 2023 10:20 AM (n2vyf)

167 I thought no one died or was even injured, surprisingly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 05, 2023 10:20 AM (Wm2Gl)

168 More info on the Arlington house kablooie starting with . . .


Police are searching for one Hamster Hughie.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 05, 2023 10:20 AM (JrojV)

169 The bustleback Cadillac Seville had an optional hedgerow.

Posted by: Sweet ride at December 05, 2023 10:21 AM (NBVIP)

170 More info on the Arlington house kablooie starting with . . .

He’s a far leftist that posts anti-white hatred and quotes Noam Chomsky

https://tinyurl.com/5n6vac7t

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Story will be gone faster than he was.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at December 05, 2023 10:21 AM (+zy2u)

171 167 I thought no one died or was even injured, surprisingly.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 05, 2023 10:20 AM (Wm2Gl)

Oh... I just assumed the nut went Kaboom

Posted by: It's me donna at December 05, 2023 10:21 AM (n2vyf)

172 Story will be gone faster than he was.
Posted by: Nikki Haley at December 05, 2023 10:21 AM (+zy2u)
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All 3 stories went pretty fast, if you ask me.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 05, 2023 10:22 AM (zutzM)

173 > Liz Cheney is considering a third-party presidential bid another grifting op to scam the rubes.

Fixedit

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 05, 2023 10:22 AM (Q4IgG)

174 171 Oh... I just assumed the nut went Kaboom
Posted by: It's me donna at December 05, 2023 10:21 AM (n2vyf)

Evil never dies.

Posted by: XTC at December 05, 2023 10:22 AM (sm6Pk)

175 Li'l Dickie Turban knows how to fix the military.

TheBlaze
@theblaze
Senator Dick Durbin wants to make it possible for illegal immigrants to join the US military: "Do you know what the recruiting numbers are at the Army, the Navy, and the Air Force? They can't reach their quotas each month. They can't find enough people to join."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 05, 2023 10:22 AM (FVME7)

176 I'm guessing that settles the "rats chewing matches" hypothesis.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at December 05, 2023 10:22 AM (+zy2u)

177
TheBlaze
@theblaze
Senator Dick Durbin wants to make it possible for illegal immigrants to join the US military: "Do you know what the recruiting numbers are at the Army, the Navy, and the Air Force? They can't reach their quotas each month. They can't find enough people to join."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 05, 2023 10:22 AM (FVME7)

Well Dickie... I see a large number of Military age men from China have been streaming over...

Posted by: It's me donna at December 05, 2023 10:23 AM (n2vyf)

178 Mmmmmm. Match heads.
-Mickey Mouse

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 05, 2023 10:23 AM (Wm2Gl)

179 @theblaze
Senator Dick Durbin wants to make it possible for illegal immigrants to join the US military: "Do you know what the recruiting numbers are at the Army, the Navy, and the Air Force? They can't reach their quotas each month. They can't find enough people to join."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 05, 2023 10:22 AM (FVME7)
++++
1. Allow in invading army
2. Train and regularize invading army
3. ???
4. Profit

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 05, 2023 10:24 AM (d04cU)

180 Already mentioned but video here:

Hot news @TheNewsTrending 11h
A home violently exploded in Arlington, Virginia, after a suspect inside discharged several rounds of a flare gun, Arlington County Police said.

Fire officials remained on scene, working to extinguish the flames. Officers are continuing to investigate the circumstances of the explosion.

https://tinyurl.com/2p9s93c6
12 seconds; video of explosion; all the dogs are barking.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 05, 2023 10:24 AM (krqg6)

181
Wow.

The HQ is mucho slow loading today.

Is CBD now an AI?

Cyber-Born Dildo?

Posted by: naturalfake at December 05, 2023 10:26 AM (QzZeQ)

182 Oh thats nice!!
A former US diplomat who served as ambassador to Bolivia has been charged with working as an agent of the Cuban government for more than 40 years.

Victor Manuel Rocha, 73, is accused of helping Cuba gather intelligence against the US since 1981.
Mr Rocha referred to the US as "the enemy" and claimed his work as a secret agent "strengthened the Revolution", according to court papers.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at December 05, 2023 10:26 AM (7cPAc)

183 Liz Cheney is considering a third-party presidential bid another grifting op to scam the rubes.

Fixedit
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 05, 2023 10:22 AM (Q4IgG)

I was discussing last night with a friend how the hated “Robber Barons” of old would on occasion give back to society. Libraries, art galleries. Universities, railroads other things. The modern day Robber Barons, in government or tech, do little to improve society only grift more for themselves.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at December 05, 2023 10:27 AM (N6UT3)

184 Government's probably warming up for its pursuits against Tennessee if that state chooses to tell the feds to keep their money and runs education entirely within the state.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

We are so hoping we can disconnect from the Fed $$. We hate the corners it drives us into.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 05, 2023 10:27 AM (qoGsy)

185 Hot news @TheNewsTrending 11h
A home violently exploded in Arlington, Virginia, after a suspect inside discharged several rounds of a flare gun, Arlington County Police said.

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I love this sentence.

(jedi hand wave)

A person was goofing off and shot three flares indoors and it blew the roof off of his house and knocked out an entire wall of a two story building.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at December 05, 2023 10:27 AM (+zy2u)

186 Bush/Cheney 2024...Please Clap!

Posted by: Jeb!, Inbred And Loving It at December 05, 2023 10:27 AM (mQ8ar)

187 >>The extreme level of narcissism to think that YOU have to run for president as a third party in order to save the "democracy" from the people who are too stupid to make the correct choice.

She doesn't really believe that. None of them believe the absurd bullshit they are spewing.

They are desperate to protect the establishment control of the government and their payoffs from the military industrial complex that has made them rich. Cheney made millions in her brief time in DC and it wasn't from her congressional paycheck.

Bush - war
Obama - war
Trump - peace
Biden - war

War is big business.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 05, 2023 10:27 AM (ZLI7S)

188 #175 Senator Dick Durbin wants to make it possible for illegal immigrants to join the US military: "Do you know what the recruiting numbers are at the Army, the Navy, and the Air Force? They can't reach their quotas each month. They can't find enough people to join."

Disclose.tv @disclosetv 21h
NOW - Groups of "mostly Chinese men" crossing illegally into the United States at the border in California

https://tinyurl.com/3rhekyhy
43 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 05, 2023 10:28 AM (krqg6)

189 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 2h
JUST IN - 29-year-old woman stabbed in Aberfan, South Wales, police say. The suspect is on the run. Schools are on lockdown.
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Gee. I wonder if it's related to current World Affairs??

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 05, 2023 10:29 AM (krqg6)

190 Senator Dick Durbin wants to make it possible for illegal immigrants to join the US military: "Do you know what the recruiting numbers are at the Army, the Navy, and the Air Force? They can't reach their quotas each month. They can't find enough people to join.

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"Also we're discovering that it's very difficult to get Americans to fire on other Americans even after ten years of othering. These new guys won't have that problem."

Posted by: Nikki Haley at December 05, 2023 10:29 AM (+zy2u)

191 Be afraid. Be very afraid.

RNC Research
@RNCResearch
Karine Jean-Pierre says Biden is "turbocharging the speed and scale of climate action, both at home and abroad," including sending billions of taxpayer dollars to foreign countries for "climate"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 05, 2023 10:29 AM (FVME7)

192 A former US diplomat who served as ambassador to Bolivia has been charged with working as an agent of the Cuban government for more than 40 years.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It!

Head. Pike.

Some disassembly, reassembly required.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 05, 2023 10:29 AM (qoGsy)

193 1. Allow in invading army
2. Train and regularize invading army
3. ???
4. Profit
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Yeah, we have some notes on this you might want to review...

Posted by: Zombie Roman Empire at December 05, 2023 10:29 AM (JCZqz)

194 Sorry, didn't mean to quote that in 190. Durbin didn't actually say that.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at December 05, 2023 10:29 AM (+zy2u)

195 Durbin wants to make it possible for illegal immigrants to join the US military

Durbin can call on a long tradition of arrivees with "immigration legality issues" joining the US military. Goes all the way back.

Go ahead, look it up.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 05, 2023 10:30 AM (FCs/J)

196 Senator Dick Durbin wants to make it possible for illegal immigrants to join the US military: "Do you know what the recruiting numbers are at the Army, the Navy, and the Air Force? They can't reach their quotas each month. They can't find enough people to join."

Disclose.tv @disclosetv 21h
NOW - Groups of "mostly Chinese men" crossing illegally into the United States at the border in California

https://tinyurl.com/3rhekyhy
43 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 05, 2023 10:28 AM (krqg6)


Awesome!!!

I guess now the Chinese gov't gets direct control of "our" troops.

On the upside: Maybe we'll win a war for once.

On the downside: The war will probably be against us!

Posted by: naturalfake at December 05, 2023 10:31 AM (QzZeQ)

197 Did someone order Chinese?

Jorge Ventura Media
@VenturaReport
HAPPENING NOW🚨 Large groups of migrants , mostly Chinese national men crossing illegally through open gaps on the border wall in Jacumba Hot Springs , CA @NewsNation

Tomorrow San Diego County officials will vote on whether the county will spend $3 million in taxpayer funds for migrant services due to resources stretched thin

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 05, 2023 10:32 AM (FVME7)

198 Cost Plus

Under the plan, CVS’s roughly 9,500 retail pharmacies will get reimbursed by pharmacy-benefit managers and other payers based on the amount that CVS paid for the drugs, in addition to a limited markup and a flat fee to cover the services involved in handling and dispensing the prescriptions. Today, pharmacies are generally paid using complex measures that aren’t directly based on what they spent to purchase specific drugs.

Posted by: SMOD at December 05, 2023 10:33 AM (RHGPo)

199 Senator Dick Durbin wants to make it possible for illegal immigrants to join the US military.


What could possibly go wrong???


What a Dick.

Posted by: Archer at December 05, 2023 10:33 AM (gmo/4)

200 Different video:

R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts 9h
🚨#BREAKING: New video footage, sent by a follower has captured the massive house explosion from another angle that occurred earlier tonight in Arlington Virginia. The explosion reverberated across Washington, D.C. According to the police, the suspect discharged a flare gun approximately 30–40 times from inside his residence into the surrounding neighborhood.

https://tinyurl.com/bdxmb5h
45 seconds; Mr Data commentary: "Holy shit." "The house blew up."

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 05, 2023 10:34 AM (krqg6)

201 @VenturaReport
HAPPENING NOW🚨 Large groups of migrants , mostly Chinese national men crossing illegally through open gaps on the border wall in Jacumba Hot Springs , CA @NewsNation

Tomorrow San Diego County officials will vote on whether the county will spend $3 million in taxpayer funds for migrant services due to resources stretched thin

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You'd have to have a heart of stone to look at what's happening to all of these places that have spent the last 30-40 years insisting that the South take tens of millions of illegals and not laugh at their good fortune to finally experience this level of diversity.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at December 05, 2023 10:34 AM (+zy2u)

202 HAPPENING NOW🚨 Large groups of migrants , mostly Chinese national men crossing illegally through open gaps on the border wall in Jacumba Hot Springs , CA @NewsNation

Our society is beyond retarded.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 05, 2023 10:34 AM (R4t5M)

203 201 @VenturaReport
HAPPENING NOW🚨 Large groups of migrants , mostly Chinese national men crossing illegally through open gaps on the border wall in Jacumba Hot Springs , CA @NewsNation

Tomorrow San Diego County officials will vote on whether the county will spend $3 million in taxpayer funds for migrant services due to resources stretched thin

--

You'd have to have a heart of stone to look at what's happening to all of these places that have spent the last 30-40 years insisting that the South take tens of millions of illegals and not laugh at their good fortune to finally experience this level of diversity.
Posted by: Nikki Haley at December 05, 2023 10:34 AM (+zy2u)

CA has had tons of illegals over the years too. That's why they set them up to vote. The news here would seem to be more that they're Chinese now.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 05, 2023 10:35 AM (eYoxG)

204 Screw your goddam Roman empire. If they hadn't back-stabbed their allies, and had paid their foreign cohorts as they promised, they'd have never been sacked. Second-rate Black Hand mafiosi, the lot of 'em. And their vaunted sewers all emptied into their own port city. You should learn Latin just to make sure you don't end up like those two-faced sons of bitches.

Posted by: Stuff Adams wrote to Jefferson at December 05, 2023 10:36 AM (FCs/J)

205 Some stupid with a flare gun...

Posted by: Smoke on the Potomac at December 05, 2023 10:37 AM (NBVIP)

206 Just heard LizCheney is considering running for president under a third party. Apparently she is serious an wants to save the country from dictatorship.

(This not from the Babylon Bee, I think)

Almost beyond parody. Just how did she ever get elected in Wyoming in the first place? Does her father own the state?

Posted by: Ripley at December 05, 2023 10:38 AM (JojsZ)

207 192 A former US diplomat who served as ambassador to Bolivia has been charged with working as an agent of the Cuban government for more than 40 years.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It!

Head. Pike.

Some disassembly, reassembly required.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 05, 2023 10:29 AM (qoGsy)

Only in Cuba..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at December 05, 2023 10:38 AM (7cPAc)

208 You'd have to have a heart of stone to look at what's happening to all of these places that have spent the last 30-40 years insisting that the South take tens of millions of illegals and not laugh at their good fortune to finally experience this level of diversity.
Posted by: Nikki Haley at December 05, 2023 10:34 AM (+zy2u)

CA has had tons of illegals over the years too. That's why they set them up to vote. The news here would seem to be more that they're Chinese now.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 05, 2023 10:35 AM (eYoxG)



The 2024 Electoral College is gonna be off the hook when all of California's votes for President go to
Xi Jingping.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 05, 2023 10:38 AM (QzZeQ)

209 CA has had tons of illegals over the years too. That's why they set them up to vote. The news here would seem to be more that they're Chinese now.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 05, 2023 10:35 AM (eYoxG)

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Last I heard, over a decade ago, Los Angeles had the second largest Mexican population behind Mexico City.

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 05, 2023 10:40 AM (iy0Lg)

210 U.S. National Debt Tops $100k Per Citizen

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And Guido and Knuckles here will help.you find your wallet.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 05, 2023 10:41 AM (FVME7)

211 202 HAPPENING NOW🚨 Large groups of migrants , mostly Chinese national men crossing illegally through open gaps on the border wall in Jacumba Hot Springs , CA @NewsNation

Our society is beyond retarded.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 05, 2023 10:34 AM (R4t5M)

I can't forget that DJT reminded us these countries are not sending their best and brightest...

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at December 05, 2023 10:42 AM (7cPAc)

212 Just heard LizCheney is considering running for president under a third party. Apparently she is serious an wants to save the country from dictatorship.

Lessee here...

Liz doesn't have a dick, and -

Tater isn't her running mate.

She may achieve her objectives!

Posted by: naturalfake at December 05, 2023 10:42 AM (QzZeQ)

213 More info on the Arlington house kablooie starting with . . .

He’s a far leftist that posts anti-white hatred and quotes Noam Chomsky

https://tinyurl.com/5n6vac7t


That blowed up real good

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2023 10:42 AM (bqazj)

214 The 2024 Electoral College is gonna be off the hook when all of California's votes for President go to
Xi Jingping.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 05, 2023 10:38 AM (QzZeQ)

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Xi Jingping/Hunter Biden 2024 Unity Ticket!

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 05, 2023 10:42 AM (iy0Lg)

215 “The other thing we know,” he adds, “is that this looks to have been the product of a single trader, based on what we can see in the data. This is extraordinarily unusual.”

All of this led them to their conclusion that the trades were not a coincidence, but a tactic by someone who knew the attack was coming.


Wonder who the single trader is. Obama? Soros? Hillary?

Posted by: Ian S. at December 05, 2023 10:43 AM (2ocoG)

216 For fun, check out this LibTard's YouTube lol.

He has tons of knife and other weapon reviews...the shorts are the best, as they all have stupid Lefty quotes posted, and are short enough that you can consume without losing too much sanity.
https://tinyurl.com/3rcrfmpf

After all his talk about Antifa and Anti-capitalist riots, I wondered what this Lefty Chad must look like. Thankfully, he has a short where we see him lighting a blunt for review.
https://tinyurl.com/33snvzbz

Be very afraid.

Posted by: Military Moron at December 05, 2023 10:43 AM (JCZqz)

217 CA has had tons of illegals over the years too. That's why they set them up to vote. The news here would seem to be more that they're Chinese now.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy

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Yeah, I didn't mean to single out California any more than NYC.

I remember reading six to ten years ago that the illegals had driven the blacks out of Compton. That's hilarious. Celebrate diversity, Shaniqua!

Posted by: Nikki Haley at December 05, 2023 10:43 AM (+zy2u)

218 Wait. What?

John Fetterman Hires George Santos to Troll Bob Menendez

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 05, 2023 10:43 AM (FVME7)

219 Just heard LizCheney is considering running for president under a third party. Apparently she is serious an wants to save the country from dictatorship.

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Jeb/Liz 2024 -- Make Bush/Cheney Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 05, 2023 10:44 AM (iy0Lg)

220 Large groups of migrants , mostly Chinese national men crossing illegally through open gaps on the border wall in Jacumba Hot Springs , CA

this is not about voting. I know a guy who saw a big group of Chinese at the gun range in PA. This is in Pennsyltucky. I asked him how many? He said about a hundred.

these are sleeper cells

Posted by: kallisto at December 05, 2023 10:44 AM (li+qg)

221 Allow in invading army
2. Train and regularize invading army
3. ???
4. Profit
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Yeah, we have some notes on this you might want to review...
Posted by: Zombie Roman Empire at December 05, 2023 10:29 AM (JCZqz)

Yeah, but a lot of them wanted to be Romans, instead of shivering outside civilization. It turned bad because they weren't given what they were promised by the effete rulers.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 05, 2023 10:45 AM (Angsy)

222 JUST IN - Liz Cheney is considering a third-party presidential bid "to stop Trump from winning" in 2024 — Axios

The Dumb Ass Party ?
Posted by: It's me donna

The Bull Dyke Party.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 05, 2023 10:45 AM (w9Wax)

223 He has tons of knife and other weapon reviews...the shorts are the best, as they all have stupid Lefty quotes posted, and are short enough that you can consume without losing too much sanity.
https://tinyurl.com/3rcrfmpf


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I love that he sounds like Pickles from Trailer Park Boys.

MAAssive.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at December 05, 2023 10:45 AM (+zy2u)

224 “Frasier” Star Kelsey Grammer Voices Support for Donald Trump as Paramount PR Shuts Down Interview

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Apparently, he's suicidal.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 05, 2023 10:45 AM (FVME7)

225 Oh goodness, Pickles is an elderly man.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at December 05, 2023 10:46 AM (+zy2u)

226 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Not crappy day. Rain. Ugh.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 05, 2023 10:46 AM (uSHSS)

227 “Frasier” Star Kelsey Grammer Voices Support for Donald Trump as Paramount PR Shuts Down Interview

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Apparently, he's suicidal.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 05, 2023 10:45 AM (FVME7)


Kelsey Grammar didn't kill himself.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 05, 2023 10:47 AM (QzZeQ)

228 whole flooding initiative could also bring down more buildings or entire blocks, making the place uninhabitable for years to come.



Oh no!!
Anyway…

Posted by: Montec at December 05, 2023 10:47 AM (WY6dk)

229 Anyone know of someone who will be tweeting on Moore v. US hearing today at SCOTUS?

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at December 05, 2023 10:47 AM (sX1BW)

230 this is not about voting. I know a guy who saw a big group of Chinese at the gun range in PA. This is in Pennsyltucky. I asked him how many? He said about a hundred.

these are sleeper cells
Posted by: kallisto

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Yep. The U.S. was conquered more than a decade ago.

The neat part is that it probably cost less than $100M total.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at December 05, 2023 10:47 AM (+zy2u)

231 On one hand, it's obvious but on the other hand, I'm amazed a Hollywood star has the guts to say it.

“Wonder Woman” Star Gal Gadot Slams Silence on Hamas’ Sexual Atrocities: “The World Has Failed the Women of October 7th”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 05, 2023 10:48 AM (FVME7)

232 Almost beyond parody. Just how did she ever get elected in Wyoming in the first place? Does her father own the state?
Posted by: Ripley at December 05, 2023 10:38 AM (JojsZ)

As we well know, Congresscritters are not allowed to lie about their resume, or else they'll get booted from office.

Liz lied about being a conservative. Seems a more serious crime than lying that you didn't dress us as a tranny in Brazil during Carnivale.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 05, 2023 10:48 AM (dGCAG)

233 Senator Dick Durbin wants to make it possible for illegal immigrants to join the US military:



This is just a THEORY. But seems like Durbin wants to REPLACE Americans with imports.

Posted by: Montec at December 05, 2023 10:48 AM (WY6dk)

234 Senator Dick Durbin wants to make it possible for illegal immigrants to join the US military.


Alaric I, king of the Visigoths, started as a immigrant soldier in the Roman army. He ended up sacking Rome.


Dick is a dick and too stupid to lean from history.



Posted by: Archer at December 05, 2023 10:48 AM (gmo/4)

235 Oh goodness, Pickles is an elderly man.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at December 05, 2023 10:46 AM (+zy2u)

W T F ??!!!!!

Posted by: Buddy Sorell at December 05, 2023 10:49 AM (Angsy)

236 this is not about voting. I know a guy who saw a big group of Chinese at the gun range in PA. This is in Pennsyltucky. I asked him how many? He said about a hundred.

these are sleeper cells
Posted by: kallisto

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Yep. The U.S. was conquered more than a decade ago.

The neat part is that it probably cost less than $100M total.
Posted by: Nikki Haley at December 05, 2023 10:47 AM (+zy2u)


War is for suckaz!

We just bribe your betters.

You been heah fo ova 200 years! You go now!

Posted by: China at December 05, 2023 10:49 AM (QzZeQ)

237 "Senator Dick Durbin wants to make it possible for illegal immigrants to join the US military"


Since it is hateful to expect illegals to learn English the rest of the military will have to learn Spanish or everything will be bilingual and orders translated. This will work out well just like in the public schools.

Posted by: Ripley at December 05, 2023 10:50 AM (JojsZ)

238 237 "Senator Dick Durbin wants to make it possible for illegal immigrants to join the US military"


Since it is hateful to expect illegals to learn English the rest of the military will have to learn Spanish or everything will be bilingual and orders translated. This will work out well just like in the public schools.
Posted by: Ripley at December 05, 2023 10:50 AM (JojsZ)

I'm sure a multilingual military will do wonders for the efficiency of carrying out commands.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 05, 2023 10:50 AM (eYoxG)

239 A prophet is without honor in his own land.

72% of Canadians Want PM Justin Trudeau Gone

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 05, 2023 10:51 AM (FVME7)

240 I'm sure a multilingual military will do wonders for the efficiency of carrying out commands.


The Austro-Hungarian army has entered the chat.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 05, 2023 10:51 AM (JrojV)

241 So far we have RFK Jr, Jill Stein, Cornel West, Lizzo Cheney and Manchin as potential 3rd party candidates. Lol. 2024 gonna be lit.

Posted by: Montec at December 05, 2023 10:52 AM (WY6dk)

242 Kelsey Grammar didn't kill himself.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 05, 2023 10:47 AM (QzZeQ)

Where was he on J6? What did he tweet, and when did he tweet it? Has he posted any memes?

I don't think you people take it seriously enough, this most grave threat to our democracy.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 05, 2023 10:52 AM (dGCAG)

243 Screw your goddam Roman empire. If they hadn't back-stabbed their allies, and had paid their foreign cohorts as they promised, they'd have never been sacked.

I could pay those soldiers or pay for my next orgy.

Trust me I'm already taxing the peasants and working the slaves as hard as I can...so "the check is in the mail" it is for Alaric...

Posted by: Roman Elites at December 05, 2023 10:52 AM (XqcwY)

244
Where was he on J6? What did he tweet, and when did he tweet it? Has he posted any memes?


I see the Junta just arrested some white supremacist J6 protesters in LA*

*Note, he's black.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 05, 2023 10:53 AM (XqcwY)

245 So far we have RFK Jr, Jill Stein, Cornel West, Lizzo Cheney and Manchin as potential 3rd party candidates. Lol. 2024 gonna be lit.
Posted by: Montec at December 05, 2023 10:52 AM (WY6dk)

If one were to take bets, would you place greater odds on any of them being on the ballot, or Trump?

Posted by: BurtTC at December 05, 2023 10:54 AM (dGCAG)

246 A lovely painting; stunning prison.

Would study more about the subject but, no, wouldn't hang the painting. Thanks.

Posted by: L - They don't have to outrun the bears, they only need to outrun us - for now at December 05, 2023 10:54 AM (GshMh)

247 I see the Junta just arrested some white supremacist J6 protesters in LA*

*Note, he's black.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 05, 2023 10:53 AM (XqcwY)

That's just how sneaky they are. Disguising themselves by being black.

That's how Trump sets up his dictatorship. Obviously.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 05, 2023 10:55 AM (dGCAG)

248 If one were to take bets, would you place greater odds on any of them being on the ballot, or Trump?
Posted by: BurtTC at December 05, 2023 10:54 AM (dGCAG)

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I think they will all be on the ballot. Trump is a given. The rest are all narcissists who will be unable to resist the attention.

Posted by: Montec at December 05, 2023 10:55 AM (WY6dk)

249 I could pay those soldiers or pay for my next orgy.


The Empire was largely Christianized by the time Alaric came along, so the orgies were pretty much gone at that point.

People still had affairs, of course, just not the mass hookups of old.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 05, 2023 10:55 AM (JrojV)

250 Jeez, how old is the woman chairing the committee questioning the president's of ivy League colleges?

Posted by: Mpfs at December 05, 2023 10:55 AM (YZpJ5)

251 I think they will all be on the ballot. Trump is a given. The rest are all narcissists who will be unable to resist the attention.
Posted by: Montec at December 05, 2023 10:55 AM (WY6dk)

I'd say the odds of Trump being on the ballot are less than 50/50.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 05, 2023 10:57 AM (dGCAG)

252 Liz Magill lies, lies, lies.

Posted by: Mpfs at December 05, 2023 10:57 AM (YZpJ5)

253 RFK jr: The only poison I'll make you inject into your veins is socialism. Sweet, pure socialism

Jill Stein: My Subaru isn't going to pay for itself you know

Cornel West: Dammit I'm black and I look like I'm smart...isn't that enough for you racists?!?!

Liz Cheney: If you love Biden but don't think he's bombing the right people I'm the man, err, woman for you

Joe Manchin: Do you like boring old normal graft? Because that's my middle name

Posted by: The 3rd party candidates give you a reason to vote for them at December 05, 2023 10:57 AM (XqcwY)

254

"Okay, boys. We need to take that hill. Go! Go! Go!"

"Que?"
"Ah...oh, you Jose. Arriba! Arriba!!!!

"Nani!
"Oh, Yoshifumi....uh...uh...Ikimasho!!! Ikimasho!!!

...

...

...

Posted by: Sarge during the next conflict at December 05, 2023 10:58 AM (QzZeQ)

255 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2h
NEW - Gold bars found in Sen. Bob Menendez’s home linked to 2013 armed robbery, according to a report.
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Why would Egypt be using stolen in the U.S. gold bars to bribe a Senator??
🧈 🧈 🧈

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 05, 2023 10:58 AM (krqg6)

256 NOOOD

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 05, 2023 11:01 AM (JrojV)

257 Why would Egypt be using stolen in the U.S. gold bars to bribe a Senator??

Because someone in Langley is running the operation?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 05, 2023 11:01 AM (XqcwY)

258 Kelsey Grammar didn't kill himself.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 05, 2023 10:47 AM (QzZeQ)

Where was he on J6? What did he tweet, and when did he tweet it? Has he posted any memes?

I don't think you people take it seriously enough, this most grave threat to our democracy.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 05, 2023 10:52 AM

He liked a Trump tweet. You
re beeing very foolish mr. Gramma. Ve have vays of making you talk...

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2023 11:01 AM (bqazj)

259 "Okay, boys. We need to take that hill. Go! Go! Go!"

"Que?"
Ah...oh, you Jose. Arriba! Arriba!!!!

Nani!
Oh, Yoshifumi....uh...uh...Ikimasho!!! Ikimasho!!!"


Triggley Puff: That hill is triggering me, I need my safe space

Posted by: Ripley at December 05, 2023 11:01 AM (JojsZ)

260 217 I remember reading six to ten years ago that the illegals had driven the blacks out of Compton. That's hilarious. Celebrate diversity, Shaniqua!
Posted by: Nikki Haley at December 05, 2023 10:43 AM (+zy2u)

I remember someone at Takimag writing an article _celebrating_ that.

Posted by: XTC at December 05, 2023 11:02 AM (sm6Pk)

261 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 3h
BREAKING: Schools are in lockdown after armed cops and a helicopter rushed to a "serious" assault in Aberfan, South Wales, UK - warning the public to avoid the area, initial reports say a pregnant woman has been stabbed.

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2h
UPDATES - South Wales Police say a 29-year-old woman was stabbed in Aberfan this morning.

The suspect fled the scene and has not yet been caught.

A search of the immediate area is being carried out by armed officers.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 05, 2023 11:02 AM (krqg6)

262 There's also the question of the seawater destroying altogether what's left of the Strip's already damaged water system, which draws on Gaza’s increasingly saltier aquifer. The whole flooding initiative could also bring down more buildings or entire blocks, making the place uninhabitable for years to come.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 05, 2023 10:07 AM (JIPOo)

I fail to see a problem there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2023 11:02 AM (2ed1E)

263 238 I'm sure a multilingual military will do wonders for the efficiency of carrying out commands.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 05, 2023 10:50 AM (eYoxG)

They'll develop "Sparabin", a mix of Spanish, Arabic, and Mandarin.

Posted by: XTC at December 05, 2023 11:04 AM (sm6Pk)

264 Nooby Dooby

Posted by: Zombie Roy Orbison at December 05, 2023 11:12 AM (7cPAc)

265 Golden Shower's

Posted by: safristi at December 05, 2023 07:26 PM (MAEtI)

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