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Welcome Back My Friends, The ONT, It Never Ends

I'm so glad you could attend, come inside, come inside! Well, Thanksgiving is in the rear view mirror, which means we're now officially in Christmas season! Hate to break it to ya, but we're 25 days from Christmas.



Happy birthday Jesus.jfif

Axe Guy Or Sword Guy?

So, this has been bouncing around social media this week. Who wins here?

Axe guy or sword guy.jfif

Axe guy has the advantage, by design. The staircase design allows him to swing his weapon freely while sword guy has to contend with the center pillar of the staircase when swinging his weapon. Axe guy has the high ground. Axe guy can deliver a powerful kick, tumbling sword guy down the stairs. All the advantages belong to axe guy.

But...

Sword guy has a weapon that can deliver lethal damage buy thrusting. Is that enough? We can't see axe guy's legs, but if they are lightly armored, a thrust to the calves could incapacitate, a stab through the femoral artery would be fatal. So place your bets: Who wins this encounter?

* Some wag in the cheap sets shouts out “Crossbow guy!” He's immediately attacked by another wag promoting longbow guy. A fight ensues *

Ignore those Morons.


Hockey

'Alcohol-fueled incident' reportedly led to Corey Perry's release by Blackhawks

According to the report, it’s unclear exactly where the incident took place.

However, a report later Wednesday from Daily Faceoff reporter Frank Seravalli suggested booze might have been involved.

Citing sources, Daily Faceoff said an “alcohol-fueled incident involving Perry” was alleged to have happened during “an event that included corporate partners and team employees in attendance.”

I don't know what happened, but I did want to note the event, because this is the first time in recorded history that a hockey player has acted out due to alcohol consumption. So it's noteworthy.


Ssssssmokin'!

Question for the Horde. I have an old upright freezer that's given up the ghost. I was planning on hauling it to the dump, but my wife said “Make it into a giant smoker”. I can see how to do it, it wouldn't be hard – attach a firebox to the bottom and add a stovepipe to the top – but I'm wondering if the interior, which seems to be some type of plastic, and the gaskets could handle the 200-250 degree heat you'd get in a smoker. Anyone got any input?

Ouch


Cross-country skier Remi Lindholm suffers frozen penis in mass start race


The men’s 50km mass start race at the Beijing Games was shortened to 30km but that did little to help Finland’s Remi Lindholm, who needed a heat pack at the end of the race to thaw out a particularly sensitive body part.

Lindholm spent just under an hour and 16 minutes traversing the course in howling, freezing winds, leading to his penis becoming frozen for the second time in a cross-country skiing race following a similar incident in Ruka, Finland last year.
“You can guess which body part was a little bit frozen when I finished (the men’s Olympic 50km race) … it was one of the worst competitions I’ve been in. It was just about battling through,” he told Finnish media.

Every man reading this just nervously crossed their legs.


Inshallah


Islamism is a failed ideology. Muslims must embrace the West

Our Westernized life copied consumerism but left out values such as liberty, freedom, and equality. The result was a society that was Western on the outside but backward and tribal on the inside. Our societies produced states that were in our image: Sovereign on the outside but failing on the inside.

State failure gave rise to nativist Islamism. Islam the religion we already practised. The new brand was Islamism, in which Islam decided – not only our spiritual and social lives – but all other aspects of our lives, including government, politics, economics and military. In Islamism, the West stopped being a model worth emulating and became a punching bag on which Islamist movements blamed our failure.

Islamism argued that our countries were not backward because we didn’t emulate the West enough, but because we imitated the West too much. We had abandoned our orthodox Islamic creed, under pressure from the imperial West, whose plan was to make us abandon our religion and spread its own – materialism and Christianity. To fix our countries and beat the West, Islamism said that we had to revive Islam the exact same way it was practiced in the seventh century

The Franco-English writer Hilaire Belloc said this about the difference between the barbarian and the civilized man:

The Barbarian hopes — and that is the mark of him, that he can have his cake and eat it too. He will consume what civilization has slowly produced after generations of selection and effort, but he will not be at pains to replace such goods, nor indeed has he a comprehension of the virtue that has brought them into being. Discipline seems to him irrational, on which account he is ever marveling that civilization, should have offended him with priests and soldiers.... In a word, the Barbarian is discoverable everywhere in this, that he cannot make: that he can befog and destroy but that he cannot sustain; and of every Barbarian in the decline or peril of every civilization exactly that has been true.

We sit by and watch the barbarian. We tolerate him in the long stretches of peace, we are not afraid. We are tickled by his irreverence; his comic inversion of our old certitudes and our fixed creed refreshes us; we laugh. But as we laugh we are watched by large and awful faces from beyond, and on these faces there are no smiles.

And that's the problem we face. Any society that tries to model itself on 7th century values, ANY 7th century values, Muslim, Christian, English, Chinese, whatever, is going to be barbaric. Remember “nasty, brutish and short?” Islamism is a movement seeking to embrace those values, and it's cheered on and supported by modern “progressives” who believe that the very thing that led mankind out of barbarism and into modern civilization, the western values of individual liberty and equality, are evils that mast be eliminated. It's an unholy alliance that will lead to the new dark ages if it isn't defeated.

Disorder In The Court

A right to expose a minor but no right to be free of Pfizer?

You have the right to expose kids to drag shows, but you do not have the right to bodily autonomy free of forced COVID mRNA jabs. That’s the upshot of the U.S. Supreme Court’s recent refusal to hear a pair of cases — one from New Jersey, the other from Florida — that go to the heart of the First Amendment.

Once again, Justices Brett Kavanaugh and Amy Coney Barrett proved to be disappointments. And once again, we see how federal courts that are missing in action in the fight to protect real rights in blue states can be counted on to impose phantom rights in red states.

The justices denied an appeal from New Jersey nurses who were forced to get the dangerous COVID jab or lose their jobs in state hospitals. A federal district court ruled in 2022 that no rights were violated by the state. By the time the case reached the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Third Circuit earlier this year, New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy had lifted the mandate, so the matter was considered moot.

It’s the same problem we seem to always have with election cases. When we ask the courts to weigh in, they refuse. When we finally gain some traction in the fact-finding portion of the matter, a judge will say the question is moot, and we’re back to square one. Better luck next time! And when it comes to biomedical tyranny mandates, there will be a next time.

The courts aren't going to save us, folks. Too much of Leviathan's unconstitutional power is now considered precedent or settled law. Article III is the shortest of the three articles defining the three branches of government, and the least detailed. In hindsight, that's a major weakness. If I were transported back in time, I'd do my best to get the founding fathers to include language along the lines of “The court's sole and overriding objective when adjudicating cases involving the US government shall be to limit the government's exercise of power and to constrain its reach to only those powers expressly and clearly enumerated in this constitution. Furthermore, in all such cases the starting assumption must be that the government does not have the right to take any action unless and until the government clearly and definitively demonstrates beyond a shadow of a doubt that its actions are permitted under the enumerated powers defined in this document”.

Might not make a difference, but it would be nice to have a mission statement.

Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by sticking the landing:

Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:00 PM




Comments

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1 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 09:59 PM (1Yy3c)

2

Posted by: Don Black (was DB) at November 30, 2023 09:59 PM (geLO8)

3 actually

Posted by: Ciampino - A lazy kangaroo is a pouch potato at November 30, 2023 10:00 PM (qfLjt)

4 Yay, Computer Security Day ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 30, 2023 10:00 PM (Bd6X8)

5 It's Zappa Eve!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 30, 2023 10:00 PM (DpNmK)

6 I neglected to watch the clock.

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at November 30, 2023 10:01 PM (rkb59)

7 Hey, Weird Dave.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 30, 2023 10:03 PM (JrojV)

8 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 30, 2023 10:03 PM (T4tVD)

9 Nice landing, kiddo!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 30, 2023 10:04 PM (hOUT3)

10 If they were on level ground, sword guy. Higher up on stairs, axe guy.

Posted by: davidt at November 30, 2023 10:04 PM (SYTee)

11 >but I'm wondering if the interior, which seems to be some type of plastic, and the gaskets could handle the 200-250 degree heat you'd get in a smoker. Anyone got any input?
---

don't do it

Posted by: Don Black (was DB) at November 30, 2023 10:04 PM (geLO8)

12 Hey, Hrothgar.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 30, 2023 10:05 PM (JrojV)

13 >but I'm wondering if the interior, which seems to be some type of plastic, and the gaskets could handle the 200-250 degree heat you'd get in a smoker. Anyone got any input?

Gut it to just a metal shell.

Posted by: davidt at November 30, 2023 10:06 PM (SYTee)

14 I neglected to watch the clock.
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at November 30, 2023 10:01 PM (rkb59)

A watched clock never boils.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 30, 2023 10:06 PM (Angsy)

15 Say what you will about me sitting in my recliner under a heated blanket watching TV, my penis doesn't freeze.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 30, 2023 10:07 PM (FVME7)

16 "I stick it!"

You inspire us all, teeny tiny girl.

Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 10:08 PM (1Yy3c)

17 Re: The Finnish skier with the icey dick.

Maybe wear a sock?

Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 10:09 PM (1Yy3c)

18 I stick it!

Cute

Posted by: Ciampino - A lazy kangaroo is a pouch roo at November 30, 2023 10:09 PM (qfLjt)

19 leading to his penis becoming frozen for the second time in a cross-country skiing race following a similar incident in Ruka, Finland last year.
“You can guess which body part was a little bit frozen when I finished (the men’s Olympic 50km race) … it was one of the worst competitions I’ve been in. It was just about battling through,” he told Finnish media.
Every man reading this just nervously crossed their legs.'

WHAT??? No. No more sports.

Posted by: LenNeal at November 30, 2023 10:09 PM (/BBNv)

20 I could stick it too, I just don't want to right now.

Posted by: Don Black (was DB) at November 30, 2023 10:10 PM (geLO8)

21 Yay, she stuck it! Precious! They are worth fighting for now & forever.

Posted by: L - Can't make 'em love you more or hate you less at November 30, 2023 10:10 PM (GshMh)

22 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2023 10:11 PM (SAX5G)

23 My father did the very same thing when I was a kid (50 years ago).

He smoked the hell out of a lot of fish in that thing. I'm not sure how hot it got, usually smoking fish is at cooler temps than meat.

He made a smaller one out of aluminum sheets for jerky.

Posted by: Bones at November 30, 2023 10:11 PM (oJqnk)

24 Nice ONT WD !

Posted by: JT at November 30, 2023 10:12 PM (T4tVD)

25 I turned a half size chest freezer into a giant food dryer, and it just cost me some hardware cloth and a ceramic heater.

I am not sure the plastic innards would stand the smoking though. Isn't it more traditional to use a gutted out old clothes dryer or filing cabinet?

Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2023 10:13 PM (D7oie)

26
Islamism is a failed ideology. Muslims must embrace the West


Is it? Really? Is what Klaus Schwab is offering better?

Islamism exists because the traditional west killed itself and the new West is hell.

I saw some graffiti from somewhere Muslim land. It had a mural of some kids crouching with a rainbow umbrella dripping on them...stopped by an umbrella with Sharia written on it.

Yes it was written for a western audience since the text was in English...but...this is quite the appeal isn't it?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 10:14 PM (XqcwY)

27 "It's Zappa Eve!
Posted by: All Hail Eris"

Countdown to Z-Day.

Posted by: fd at November 30, 2023 10:14 PM (vFG9F)

28 Two guys on the steps? lower guy with sword retreat, get around the pillar and cut a tendon.
I would go into detail but I've been in fights on steps and in every case the lower guy, unless there is a crush of meat that can bury him, has the advantage. If you have a slashing weapon and the legs are exposed that guy above you can't hit with enough accuracy to brain you before you cut him off at the ankles.

On level ground this does not work but steps are different. Especially winding steps, those pose specific problems.

Posted by: LenNeal at November 30, 2023 10:14 PM (/BBNv)

29 Axe guy has the advantage, by design.

That's why it's sometimes good to have a left-handed swordsman...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 10:14 PM (ynpvh)

30 I like your recommendation for Article III. We will need a Constitution 2.0 so remember this.😏

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 30, 2023 10:15 PM (S5+ge)

31 Your wife. told you to turn it into a smokrer?

Not trying to be crass here, but...take your wife's advice and, like, does she have a sister?

Or a cousin?

Second cousin?

She's a keeper, dude.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 30, 2023 10:16 PM (ZoZHO)

32 You have the right to expose kids to drag shows, but you do not have the right to bodily autonomy free of forced COVID mRNA jabs. That’s the upshot of the U.S. Supreme Court’s recent refusal to hear a pair of cases — one from New Jersey, the other from Florida — that go to the heart of the First Amendment.

100 years ago were this to have happened you would have some nurses, or whatever organization was being threatened, show up at one of the bosses houses and beat the shit out of him.

And this would go on until the requirement went away.

Now we send sue and the cases go nowhere. Remember when Kari Lake sued because the election was being stolen in front of everyone and the court told her to pound sand? Get used to the courts ruling that way.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 10:16 PM (XqcwY)

33 I am not sure the plastic innards would stand the smoking though. Isn't it more traditional to use a gutted out old clothes dryer or filing cabinet?
Posted by: Kindltot'

Washing machines in my observation.

Posted by: LenNeal at November 30, 2023 10:17 PM (/BBNv)

34 SEA just made Cowboys their bitches on that drive

Posted by: Don Black (was DB) at November 30, 2023 10:17 PM (geLO8)

35 When she's right, she's right.

Cher gets brutally honest about aging: 'I've lived too long'

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 30, 2023 10:17 PM (FVME7)

36 Concur with davidt.

Gut it to the metal shell.

All those plastics? Sure, take a bite of that tainted meat, and then tell me it was a good idea to leave it in.

All that lovely, roiling, black petrochemical smoke, injecting it's resins and carcinogens into that lovely brisket or rack of pork ribs.

Hey, at least you won't have to "glaze" the meat. It'll be well coated in it's own polymer fog.

Yum!

*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 30, 2023 10:18 PM (e6UQI)

37 35 When she's right, she's right.

Cher gets brutally honest about aging: 'I've lived too long'

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 30, 2023 10:17 PM (FVME7)

If she wants a shorter life, Canada is here to help.

Posted by: Come To CANADA! at November 30, 2023 10:18 PM (ynpvh)

38 Goodnight, All. Sarah Alexander videos await.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 30, 2023 10:19 PM (JrojV)

39 Godzilla Minus One

Very good. I liked it. Definitely a recommend. It's not actually a remake of the original but has elements of the original.

It's about a kamikaze pilot who pusses out and while he's on a small atoll used by the Japanese to repair planes, a small Godzilla about the size of a T-Rex attacks and kill everyone but him and one other guy. He eventually gets home at war's end. His family is dead, his neighbor's family is dead and he meets a girl whose entire family is dead but is carrying a child that's not hers...cuz her family is dead.

Small Godzilla is eventually irradiated at Bikini Atoll and turns into big Godzilla. Big Godzilla eventually goes on the rampage.


It's very good. There's a fair amount of decent character drama involving the pilot and the girl he meets. He's struggling with inner turmoil about not fulfilling his duty to waste his life. The destruction is pretty cool. Ginza gets torn to shit. Godzilla lumbers around fairly slowly but his atomic fire breath is really cool the way his spikes pop out while he's "charging."

I'd have to watch it again but I feel that this is overall one of the better Godzilla movies in the series.

Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 10:19 PM (1Yy3c)

40 The problem isn't the Constitution we have. The problem is that no one will bother to enforce it.

Solve the latter problem and the current document is fine. Write a new document with the same weak and corrupt men in office and you'll have the same problem.

Hell, look at the second Amendment. The right to keep and bear arms will not be infringed. Plain English. Yet the debate is how much the government is allowed to infringe it - the left says completely, the right says somewhat.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 10:20 PM (XqcwY)

41 as a reward, the little girl is invited to the white house. hilarity ensues.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 30, 2023 10:20 PM (B1FKF)

42 When she's right, she's right.

Cher gets brutally honest about aging: 'I've lived too long'


That can be fixed, and it's an easy DIY project she can do at home.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 30, 2023 10:20 PM (Bd6X8)

43 17 Re: The Finnish skier with the icey dick.

Maybe wear a sock?

Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 10:09 PM (1Yy3c)

One of those heated pads...

Posted by: Come To CANADA! at November 30, 2023 10:20 PM (ynpvh)

44 Off suicidal nation sock

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 10:20 PM (ynpvh)

45 Hello Horde,

Excuse me while I pop the cork on this bottle of Merlot...

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 30, 2023 10:20 PM (UsQA1)

46 A watched clock never boils.
Posted by: OrangeEnt'

I'm keeping this in the Dad Joke file.

I did hear one at work from a guy who totally cannot tell a joke, but he did okay, and it's a verbal joke it doesn't really work when written down so.
"You can't park here."
"Why not?"
"It's frog parking."
"So?"
"All others are toad."


(Towed) it works when spoken, and it's a good groaner in a parking lot.

Posted by: LenNeal is actually dad so does tell these at November 30, 2023 10:21 PM (/BBNv)

47 I think the ax can do more damage, but the sword being lower on the steps will give the advantage to the sword I think.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 30, 2023 10:22 PM (S5+ge)

48 All those plastics? Sure, take a bite of that tainted meat, and then tell me it was a good idea to leave it in.'

What about my tainted love?

Posted by: Soft Cell at November 30, 2023 10:22 PM (/BBNv)

49 39 I'd have to watch it again but I feel that this is overall one of the better Godzilla movies in the series.
Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 10:19 PM (1Yy3c)

=========

Low bar.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 30, 2023 10:23 PM (GBKbO)

50 Welcome Back My Friends, The ONT, It Never Ends

Pookette was complaining about one of her Christmas songs getting stuck in her head this morning, and I told her it could be worse. She demanded to know how, and I sang "This Is The Song That Never Ends" for her. She was baffled, because everything *has* to end at some point, and started ranting about the heat death of the universe as she was tugging on her backpack. Her eleventh birthday is in a month and she still struggles to tie a bow. High-school level physics, on the other hand...

Posted by: pookysgirl can still remember Lambchop singing the song at November 30, 2023 10:23 PM (dtlDP)

51 One of those heated pads...
Posted by: Come To CANADA! at November 30, 2023 10:20 PM (ynpvh)

Elizabeth Arden hand cream.

Posted by: Prince Harry at November 30, 2023 10:23 PM (1Yy3c)

52 45 Hello Horde,

Excuse me while I pop the cork on this bottle of Merlot...

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 30, 2023 10:20 PM (UsQA1)


Will forgive. Am working my way into the last quarter of Glenfarclas 16 yo. basically super fortified sherry soked in bog oak, but pretty good for all that.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 30, 2023 10:23 PM (ZoZHO)

53 What comes after the song that never ends?

Posted by: fd at November 30, 2023 10:24 PM (vFG9F)

54 Low bar.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 30, 2023 10:23 PM (GBKbO)

You're dead to me.

Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 10:24 PM (1Yy3c)

55 I think the ax can do more damage, but the sword being lower on the steps will give the advantage to the sword I think.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel'

That's what will happen if, the dude with the sword can keep his cool and realize the axe swinging at him really isn't that big of a deal which isn't a given.

Those kinds of stairs are actually more designed for large projectiles like boulder-type stuff, as fighting defensively with hand weapons from high ground is a loser.

Posted by: Soft Cell at November 30, 2023 10:24 PM (/BBNv)

56 (Towed) it works when spoken, and it's a good groaner in a parking lot.

Posted by: LenNeal is actually dad so does tell these at November 30, 2023 10:21 PM (/BBNv)

I don't care for the term, but I used them. Like puns, they're not the highest class of humor, but they work.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 30, 2023 10:25 PM (Angsy)

57 31 Your wife. told you to turn it into a smokrer?

Not trying to be crass here, but...take your wife's advice and, like, does she have a sister?

Or a cousin?

Second cousin?

She's a keeper, dude.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 30, 2023 10:16 PM (ZoZHO)
____

Looking at your name, it may be a match.

BTW: I'm Weirddave's wife.

Posted by: Gingy at November 30, 2023 10:25 PM (6/M8P)

58 54 You're dead to me.
Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 10:24 PM (1Yy3c)

========

https://is.gd/nRCpcM

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 30, 2023 10:25 PM (GBKbO)

59 Evening Horse, thx WeirdDave. The whole world is coming apart , but I managed to hit for $5k on a scratch off today. Yay me. More ammo

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 30, 2023 10:25 PM (fX1gV)

60 What comes after the song that never ends?
Posted by: fd'

The song that never stops.

Posted by: Otherwise known as Hell, or Heaven, depending at November 30, 2023 10:26 PM (/BBNv)

61 RIP Shane McGowan

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 30, 2023 10:26 PM (sJHOI)

62 I've seen some videos of armored axe fights because apparently there are leagues where they do that now.

A lot of the fighting is actually pushing and trying to knock over the enemy because the damage you can do through a shield/armor is limited.

In that case being higher is a major advantage - axe guy has the leverage.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 10:26 PM (XqcwY)

63 49 39 I'd have to watch it again but I feel that this is overall one of the better Godzilla movies in the series.
Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 10:19 PM (1Yy3c)

=========

Low bar.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at

Godzilla vs Smog Monster was the first movie I ever saw on my own.

Brilliant cinema. Brilliant.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In Glenfarclas workin hard here at November 30, 2023 10:26 PM (ZoZHO)

64 Low bar.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 30, 2023 10:23 PM (GBKbO)

You're dead to me.
Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 10:24 PM (1Yy3c)

He can't be !

He's James Monroe !

Posted by: JT at November 30, 2023 10:26 PM (T4tVD)

65 I'll take the sword
more reach
I'll open that guy's belly like a zipper and he'll bleed out

Posted by: Don Black (was DB) at November 30, 2023 10:26 PM (geLO8)

66 Constitution 2.0 is more likely than a return to the original document. The Horde has a much greater likelihood of writing a new and improved Constitution than any in government leadership roles today.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 30, 2023 10:26 PM (S5+ge)

67 In THIS picture, the lower guy has the advantage because it's harder to defend the lower extremities. I think the central pillar is way less of an obstacle than the wall is. But in a typical defensive tower, the stairs wouldn't be this tightly wound, so there wouldn't be a central pillar to contend with, and the stairs would spiral in the other direction. This leaves the defender (usually on the high ground) with his right hand free to whale away with his weapon while the attacker has to deal with the wall.

Posted by: Editor at November 30, 2023 10:27 PM (ijkSy)

68 I don't care for the term, but I used them. Like puns, they're not the highest class of humor, but they work.
Posted by: OrangeEnt'

I tell them to my daughter. She appreciates them, it sort of humanizes me.

Posted by: Otherwise known as Hell, or Heaven, depending at November 30, 2023 10:27 PM (/BBNv)

69 Desantis is beating Newsome like a mule right now - its ugly - you want to look away...

Posted by: Boswell at November 30, 2023 10:27 PM (K+UlC)

70 BTW: I'm Weirddave's wife.
Posted by: Gingy at November 30, 2023 10:25 PM (6/M8P)

How do you do ?

Posted by: JT at November 30, 2023 10:27 PM (T4tVD)

71 69 Desantis is beating Newsome like a mule right now - its ugly - you want to look away...
Posted by: Boswell at November 30, 2023 10:27 PM (K+UlC)

==========

"The Top 10 GIFs that prove that Newsom is dreamy and raped DeSantis last night into oblivion. #7 will shock you!"
-Buzzfeed

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 30, 2023 10:28 PM (GBKbO)

72 Godzilla lumbers around fairly slowly but his atomic fire breath is really cool the way his spikes pop out while he's "charging."

I'd have to watch it again but I feel that this is overall one of the better Godzilla movies in the series.

Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 10:19 PM (1Yy3c)

What color was the radiation?

Posted by: pookysgirl knows more about radiation than she ever wanted to at November 30, 2023 10:28 PM (dtlDP)

73 Looking at your name, it may be a match.

BTW: I'm Weirddave's wife.

Posted by: Gingy at November 30, 2023 10:25 PM (6/M8P)


I can't tell you how seriously tempting this is.....

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In Glenfarclas workin hard here at November 30, 2023 10:28 PM (ZoZHO)

74 RIP Shane McGowan
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah'

He can reunite with his teeth. They'll be very happy.

Posted by: UK Dentristy at November 30, 2023 10:29 PM (/BBNv)

75 Like the one where we said the hot dog vender was trying to
ketchup on sales...

Ba DING Ba Dupe...

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 30, 2023 10:29 PM (UsQA1)

76 Newsome spends a lot of his time talking about a constituency that consists of trans-people and homeless folks - he's pandering to the world's smallest voting block. He's bad, really bad, at this politics stuff...

Posted by: Boswell at November 30, 2023 10:30 PM (K+UlC)

77 * Some wag in the cheap sets shouts out “Crossbow guy!” He's immediately attacked by another wag promoting longbow guy. A fight ensues *

Ignore those Morons.

I carry a .45 because i can't carry a .46

Posted by: Primitive Pentecostal Church at November 30, 2023 10:30 PM (3CCua)

78 BTW: I'm Weirddave's wife.
Posted by: Gingy'

I will not say anything until I know more about you.

Posted by: LenNeal really doesn't know at November 30, 2023 10:30 PM (/BBNv)

79 {{{ Gingy }}}

You were so much fun to listen to at the TxMoMeet.

Your advice to have children in your early 20s, not your early 30s, should be written on the walls of High School homerooms in font size of at least 128.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 30, 2023 10:30 PM (u82oZ)

80 NSA agent B-O-B
Went to AOSHQ
When he got there
What did he see
A Horde of Morons
On the ONT

ONT AOS
BOB NSA
NSA BOB AOS
OOOOH ENNNN TEEEE

Posted by: mindful webworker - apologies to Ragni and Rado at November 30, 2023 10:31 PM (BZBCn)

81 47 I think the ax can do more damage, but the sword being lower on the steps will give the advantage to the sword I think.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 30, 2023 10:22 PM (S5+ge)

Axe is the better weapon vs. Chainmail UNLESS you can get a good thrust in with the sword... but.. the curvature of the stairs makes thrusting very difficult.

Axe may not cut the chain... but will still do blunt damage.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 30, 2023 10:31 PM (xaFKb)

82 Ignore those Morons.
I carry a .45 because i can't carry a .46
Posted by: Primitive Pentecostal Church'

It's not the size of the bait it's how you wiggle your worm.

Posted by: 9x19mm at November 30, 2023 10:31 PM (/BBNv)

83 In the stairwell, the guy with the .45 has the clear advantage.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 30, 2023 10:32 PM (I/Qkd)

84 :curtesys:

Posted by: Gingy at November 30, 2023 10:32 PM (6/M8P)

85 There is always John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt to break an ear worm.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 30, 2023 10:32 PM (S5+ge)

86 In the stairwell, the guy with the .45 has the clear advantage.

The guy with a trebuchet is a trickier call.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 30, 2023 10:32 PM (I/Qkd)

87 76 Newsome spends a lot of his time talking about a constituency that consists of trans-people and homeless folks - he's pandering to the world's smallest voting block. He's bad, really bad, at this politics stuff...
Posted by: Boswell at November 30, 2023 10:30 PM (K+UlC)

He just signed an 11% tax on guns... calling it a 'sin tax'.

Who knew that your Right, could be a sin.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 30, 2023 10:32 PM (xaFKb)

88 84 :curtesys:

Posted by: Gingy at November 30, 2023 10:32 PM (6/M8P)


ach, you're just a tease, lassie.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In Glenfarclas workin hard here at November 30, 2023 10:33 PM (ZoZHO)

89 What color was the radiation?
Posted by: pookysgirl'

Turns out I'm colorblind.

Posted by: Just the punchline at November 30, 2023 10:33 PM (/BBNv)

90 https://Is.gd/nRCpcM

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 30, 2023 10:25 PM (GBKbO)

Magnificent!

Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 10:33 PM (1Yy3c)

91 84 :curtesys:
Posted by: Gingy at November 30, 2023 10:32 PM (6/M8P)

lol!

Posted by: JT at November 30, 2023 10:34 PM (T4tVD)

92 JT

Gingy is very classy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 30, 2023 10:35 PM (u82oZ)

93 I think axe guy could win if he knows how to use the setting to his advantage. 'Course you could say that about sword guy too. Obviously swordy will try thrusting as the stairs aren't conducive to wide swings

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 30, 2023 10:35 PM (sJHOI)

94 The Guy With the Golden Trebuchet was a weird Bond movie.

Posted by: spindrift at November 30, 2023 10:36 PM (qq+pS)

95 What color was the radiation?
Posted by: pookysgirl knows more about radiation than she ever wanted to at November 30, 2023 10:28 PM (dtlDP)

Blue.

Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 10:36 PM (1Yy3c)

96 What the heck does "stick it" mean? Stick it to the man?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2023 10:36 PM (63Dwl)

97 Dave?

Putting the wifey out here is kinda...well I for one would never put MRS. HELION OF THE VALLEY NIGHTWATCH out here as she would probably PLASMA FLAME my NIC in a single post...but you do you boo...

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 30, 2023 10:36 PM (UsQA1)

98 Have a great night, everyone.

And get a hearing test if you can not hear your spouse anymore.
This has been a PSA from the Ear Council.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 30, 2023 10:37 PM (u82oZ)

99 Who knew that your Right, could be a sin

Not a fan of any sin taxes. It requires someone to make a judgement and I prefer to make my own judgements. And with a gun sin tax we see how this ends up.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 30, 2023 10:37 PM (S5+ge)

100 Ax guy should kick over a cauldron of boiling tar down the stairs.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 30, 2023 10:37 PM (I/Qkd)

101 Honestly for Japanese monster movies the Gamera trilogy from the 1990s is really good.
And the one stars Steven Seagal's daughter he abandoned!

Posted by: Gamera Rocks at November 30, 2023 10:37 PM (/BBNv)

102 Good night Salty and goodnight Bulgar from up thread.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 30, 2023 10:38 PM (S5+ge)

103 And get a hearing test if you can not hear your spouse anymore.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 30, 2023 10:37 PM (u82oZ)

And ruin the chance for peace and quiet?

Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 10:38 PM (1Yy3c)

104 Stick it means to stick the landing.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 30, 2023 10:39 PM (S5+ge)

105 Off damned snek handler sock

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 30, 2023 10:40 PM (3CCua)

106 Here's one pov:
Democrats have no Biden backup plan for 2024, despite age concerns

https://tinyurl.com/mr2dryas

Here's another, from Glenn Reynolds. He's correct because he agrees with me.
My prediction is that he’ll drop out late, and the nominee will be picked in a (formerly) smoke-filled room. This time the scent will be oat milk lattes, but otherwise it’s the same story. This is why they’re building up Newsom.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 30, 2023 10:40 PM (I/Qkd)

107 Gingy makes a helluva Cesar.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 30, 2023 10:40 PM (7U1Wr)

108 Never reveal your alter Hobo....

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 30, 2023 10:41 PM (UsQA1)

109 Axe Guy Or Sword Guy?

I recall seeing pictures of a castle in Scotland where all the winding stairs curve in the opposite direction of the one depicted, supposedly because the men of that family were predominantly left handed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2023 10:41 PM (S6gqv)

110 ONT AOS
BOB NSA
NSA BOB AOS
OOOOH ENNNN TEEEE

😄 Evening mindful

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 30, 2023 10:42 PM (S5+ge)

111 "FUCK OFF" is the correct Syntax to use in response to anyone who is an advocate of any proposed or actual "sin tax" on firearms.

Hell, I know that, and I'm not even a grammarolgist!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 30, 2023 10:42 PM (e6UQI)

112 ..."but I'm wondering if the interior, which seems to be some type of plastic, and the gaskets could handle the 200-250 degree heat you'd get in a smoker. Anyone got any input?"
=======

AOP should be along in a bit. Ask him.

Posted by: javems at November 30, 2023 10:42 PM (8I4hW)

113 The Guy With the Golden Trebuchet was a weird Bond movie.
Posted by: spindrift'

I forgot about that one, it started Sean Lazenby and Diana Lumley, and the villain was Christopher Lonsdale. And who could forget the Israeli girl twins, who rescue Bond from the clutches of Ernst Onatopp?

Posted by: My memory might be what it used to be at November 30, 2023 10:42 PM (/BBNv)

114 107 Gingy makes a helluva Cesar.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 30, 2023 10:40 PM (7U1Wr)


Now you are just making fun of me.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In Glenfarclas workin hard here at November 30, 2023 10:42 PM (ZoZHO)

115 Nurse! You can define for us what it means to stick the landing.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 30, 2023 10:43 PM (S5+ge)

116 >>This is why they’re building up Newsom.

After tonight that plan isn't looking so hot.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2023 10:43 PM (ZLI7S)

117 but I'm wondering if the interior, which seems to be some type of plastic, and the gaskets could handle the 200-250 degree heat you'd get in a smoker. Anyone got any input?

I don't know about that specifically, but I remember staying in a friends cabin and somehow the freezer was too close to the potbellied stove, and the gaskets liquified and started running down the sides of the freezer before we noticed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2023 10:43 PM (S6gqv)

118 That Furiosa thing in the sidebar looks like a Girlboss crapfest, but without all the cool practical effects that was the only saving grace of the previous installment.

Hard pass.

Posted by: McLurkerson at November 30, 2023 10:44 PM (wNDOJ)

119 The Guy With the Golden Trebuchet was a weird Bond movie.
Posted by: spindrift'
I forgot about that one, it started Sean Lazenby and Diana Lumley, and the villain was Christopher Lonsdale. And who could forget the Israeli girl twins, who rescue Bond from the clutches of Ernst Onatopp?
Posted by: My memory might not be what it used to be'

Or am I thinking of the one with Jill Saint Jack. I get them mixed up.

Posted by: My memory might be what it used to be at November 30, 2023 10:44 PM (/BBNv)

120 This is why they’re building up Newsom.

After tonight that plan isn't looking so hot.

Summary of the highlights?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 30, 2023 10:45 PM (S5+ge)

121 When she's right, she's right.

Cher gets brutally honest about aging: 'I've lived too long'

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 30, 2023 10:17 PM (FVME7)

If she wants a shorter life, Canada is here to help.
Posted by: Come To CANADA! at November 30, 2023 10:18 PM (ynpvh)

So is Oregon (Awful)

Posted by: LASue at November 30, 2023 10:46 PM (Ed8Zd)

122 No wait it was the Bond movie with Pussy Pleasance.
Yes, that's the one.

Posted by: My memory might not be what it used to be at November 30, 2023 10:46 PM (/BBNv)

123 I think I'll replace 'nailed it ' with ' I Stick it ' .

Posted by: Drive by at November 30, 2023 10:46 PM (MNhXM)

124 Newsome/Gruesome

Nancy's boy...and still just a cardboard cutout of a real person.

Equivalent to a Quisling from back in the dark days of WWII.

Absolute FAKE.

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 30, 2023 10:47 PM (UsQA1)

125 Constitution 2.0 is more likely than a return to the original document. The Horde has a much greater likelihood of writing a new and improved Constitution than any in government leadership roles today.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 30, 2023 10:26 PM (S5+ge)


In the 1880s Lysander Spooner wrote, "The Constitution either has authorized what our government has become, or has been powerless to prevent it"

On the other hand, it is about on the level as claiming that because your house got burgled, property rights don't exist.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2023 10:48 PM (D7oie)

126 I of course didn't watch that "debate", but I'm not surprised the Newsom came off badly. He's a vapid, brainless shithead who's been pushed by the families controlling Cali politics because he Looks Good and they think that's enough.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2023 10:49 PM (S6gqv)

127 To "stick" a landing is a term meant to denote that the athlete has accomplished the discipline in accordance with the rules of the competition.

Usually confined to the world of gymnastics.

In this case, the little girl landed her jump on both her feet equally, in an upright position. She did not let her rear end hit the ground, nor did she have to wave her hands about in a fashion so as to help her maintain balance.

I'm sure Nurse will expand upon this...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 30, 2023 10:49 PM (TTAGa)

128 the debate was decent! I don't like Hannity but he did pretty well!

DeSantis was awesome

Newsome is an airheaded snake

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 30, 2023 10:50 PM (AcWfM)

129 Gingy makes a helluva Cesar.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 30, 2023 10:40 PM (7U1Wr)

When she gives the "Friends, Romans and Countrymen" speech ?

Posted by: JT at November 30, 2023 10:50 PM (T4tVD)

130 Harold Ford, Jr. says 2024 will be about abortion abortion abortion abortion...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2023 10:51 PM (63Dwl)

131 >>Summary of the highlights?

Ron was Ron and he did a good job defending his record and talking about conservative policies.. Newsom refused to answer and direct question about his record and not only lied about both his and Ron's record he did some weird combination of the Otter defense of his record and tossed out dishonest leftist tropes about gays, trannies, illegals, homelessness, etc..

Ron didn't help himself or hurt himself. Newsom sucked.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2023 10:51 PM (ZLI7S)

132 Loved Desantis’ Clevon Little moment during the “debate”: “Excuse me while I whip this out.”

Posted by: Sheriff Bart Rides Again at November 30, 2023 10:51 PM (Eqssc)

133 Blanco Basura: Yay, Computer Security Day ONT!

Got MiladyJo to the hospital this morning for final stuff before her hip fix next Tuesday. Their computers were still down after a ransomware attack. The gal processing info had to think through all the categories of things to cover. The old-fashioned way, with paper. "I've hated working with computers, but I'm never going to complain again!"

Hacking vital services, I'll say again, should be a capital offense.

Posted by: mindful webworker - hangin's too good fer 'em! at November 30, 2023 10:51 PM (BZBCn)

134 >Harold Ford, Jr. says 2024 will be about abortion abortion abortion abortion...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
---

shocker

Posted by: Don Black (was DB) at November 30, 2023 10:52 PM (geLO8)

135 WeirdDave - I wouldn't convert that freezer into a smoker, but (if I had the time, know-how, and a busted freezer) I would consider making it into a curing cabinet for salami, hams, etc. Basically, you turn the freezer into a miniature cave with the proper temperature, humidity, and air flow. I'm sure you can find examples on the internet.

Posted by: PabloD at November 30, 2023 10:52 PM (MUEDw)

136 I thought "stick" might have something to do with an aircraft landing.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2023 10:52 PM (63Dwl)

137 69 Desantis is beating Newsome like a mule right now - its ugly - you want to look away...
Posted by: Boswell at November 30, 2023 10:27 PM

Ugh! I had to turn it off. It was out of control and nothing of value was being said.

Posted by: Moonbeam at November 30, 2023 10:52 PM (rbKZ6)

138 Night all thanks for the sounding board.

Posted by: LenNeal at November 30, 2023 10:52 PM (/BBNv)

139 I'm sure Nurse will expand upon this...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 30, 2023 10:49 PM (TTAGa)

I have this strange desire to see Nurse wave her arms about trying to keep her balance.

Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 10:52 PM (1Yy3c)

140 SEA 28, DAL 27 begin 4th

with SEA 1st and goal at DAL 5

Posted by: Don Black (was DB) at November 30, 2023 10:52 PM (geLO8)

141 DeSantis actually pulled out the map of San Fran showing where the feces is oft located

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 30, 2023 10:52 PM (AcWfM)

142 Sometimes, Dave can be sensitive and not weird at all.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2023 10:52 PM (p+6gN)

143 Ugh! I had to turn it off. It was out of control and nothing of value was being said.
Posted by: Moonbeam at November 30, 2023 10:52 PM (rbKZ6)

Here's something of value.....Hiya Moonbeam !

Posted by: JT at November 30, 2023 10:54 PM (T4tVD)

144 94-year-old Army Vet Tossed Out of NYC Nursing Home To Make Room for Migrants

-
It's only fair. I mean, is a 94 year old going to stand on a corner in winter to sell drugs?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 30, 2023 10:54 PM (FVME7)

145 97 Dave?

Putting the wifey out here is kinda...well I for one would never put MRS. HELION OF THE VALLEY NIGHTWATCH out here as she would probably PLASMA FLAME my NIC in a single post...but you do you boo...
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 30, 2023 10:36 PM (UsQA1)
___

I've been posting here nearly as long as he has.

Posted by: Gingy at November 30, 2023 10:54 PM (6/M8P)

146 Axe Guy Or Sword Guy?

Polonium Umbrella Guy FTW

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 30, 2023 10:54 PM (vDyah)

147 Just finished watching Black 47 again. Reminded me of how cruel some humans can be to their fellow man when given the chance. It's that wolf sheepdog and sheep analogy. Even with all the complaints and criticism, the world is fortunate that the United States was created.

Posted by: Drive by at November 30, 2023 10:54 PM (MNhXM)

148 Kavanaugh and Barrett are seriously compromised -- "No ball" Kavanugh even more so,

Posted by: jb at November 30, 2023 10:55 PM (kf/ox)

149 He's a vapid, brainless shithead who's been pushed by the families controlling Cali politics because he Looks Good and they think that's enough.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2023 10:49 PM (S6gqv)

I would have sworn Gavin would have done a better job than he did - and he didn't. He seemed completely at sea when it comes to this newfangled thing we call politics - his answers to the easiest questions were smug and venal - he looked as greasy as his hair. He will not be a good choice for the Dems as a presidential candidate.

Posted by: Boswell at November 30, 2023 10:55 PM (K+UlC)

150 "Question for the Horde. I have an old upright freezer that's given up the ghost. I was planning on hauling it to the dump, but my wife said “Make it into a giant smoker”. I can see how to do it, it wouldn't be hard – attach a firebox to the bottom and add a stovepipe to the top – but I'm wondering if the interior, which seems to be some type of plastic, and the gaskets could handle the 200-250 degree heat you'd get in a smoker. Anyone got any input?"

Look, you can ask The Horde if you wish, but you'll get right to the nub of the solution if you just ask AOP.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 30, 2023 10:55 PM (c7CzD)

151 SEA 35, DAL 27

Posted by: Don Black (was DB) at November 30, 2023 10:55 PM (geLO8)

152 Freezer make excellent dry box.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2023 10:55 PM (p+6gN)

153 Ron didn't help himself or hurt himself. Newsom sucked.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2023 10:51 PM (ZLI7S)

Based on your description alone, I'd say Ron helped himself somewhat. Not enough to beat Trump but still worth the effort; a win in public is always a win, even if it's not a particularly significant one. If Newsom, on the other hand, couldn't even stand up to DeSantis then he's a Not Ready for Prime Time Player.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2023 10:55 PM (S6gqv)

154 107 Gingy makes a helluva Cesar.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 30, 2023 10:40 PM (7U1Wr)
---
Yes I do! Not that y'all would know about what a bad one tastes like.

Posted by: Gingy at November 30, 2023 10:56 PM (6/M8P)

155 wow that was a weak pass interference call?!?!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 30, 2023 10:56 PM (AcWfM)

156 The biggest takeaway from the debate wasn't either debater, it was the format. Hannity is an annoying twit but for once a debate was done on a center right format with actual facts instead of the usual leftwing emotion based dreck.

Turns out leftists are really, really bad when they have to play defense for a change. We should do that more often.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2023 10:56 PM (ZLI7S)

157 I have little doubt that had any of us met Belloc during the many adventures of his life, we'd have characterized him as just as barbarian and dissolute as he describes his supposed "seventh century" losers. Go ahead, take a look at his life stories. Imagine this guy showing up to court your daughter. He's a very romantic religious character, but you would not want to have anyone relying on him for anything. He's much more inspiring at a hundred years' distance.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at November 30, 2023 10:58 PM (FCs/J)

158 Posted by: Moonbeam at November 30, 2023 10:52 PM (rbKZ6)

If you can't enjoy DeSantis butchering Newsom I have to assume you are a Trump only voter.

Posted by: Drive by at November 30, 2023 10:58 PM (MNhXM)

159 Putting the wifey out here is kinda...well I for one would never put MRS. HELION OF THE VALLEY NIGHTWATCH out here as she would probably PLASMA FLAME my NIC in a single post...but you do you boo...
Posted by: Nightwatch


Gingy used to be quite a regular on a lot of threads, not just when "Weird Dave" wrote a post.
She's off doing her thing then, most of the time. But it is nice to hear from here.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at November 30, 2023 10:59 PM (tjZg/)

160 I would have sworn Gavin would have done a better job than he did - and he didn't. He seemed completely at sea when it comes to this newfangled thing we call politics - his answers to the easiest questions were smug and venal - he looked as greasy as his hair. He will not be a good choice for the Dems as a presidential candidate.
Posted by: Boswell at November 30, 2023 10:55 PM (K+UlC)

Reagan, another governor from CA, did as well as he did because he had to constantly face a hostile media. Because of that he was ready for their attacks. Newsom has been coddled by these very same media folks, and as such he's completely unprepared for someone who is competent, and not afraid of what the media thinks of them.

Newsom will stand no chance against Trump, if he gets the chance to be the Dem nominee.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 30, 2023 10:59 PM (c7CzD)

161 Hacking vital services, I'll say again, should be a capital offense.
Posted by: mindful webworker - hangin's too good fer 'em! at November 30, 2023 10:51 PM (BZBCn)

And their IT guys should be fired. Of course, it's probably outsourced to one of the big Pharma IT vendors.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 30, 2023 10:59 PM (xaFKb)

162 A message from
Milei 2023🇦🇷
@JMPresidente23 [Argentina]

https://is.gd/ysqGpK

Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2023 10:59 PM (p+6gN)

163 If you can't enjoy DeSantis butchering Newsom I have to assume you are a Trump only voter.


yeah I'm seeing a lot of this on X

I don't know what to say - DeSantis was great and made strong conservative points and dealt with a very slick little girly fucking liar like a champ.

if you DON'T like that ... then what side are you on, exactly? not the American citizen's!!!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 30, 2023 11:00 PM (AcWfM)

164 I would have sworn Gavin would have done a better job than he did - and he didn't. He seemed completely at sea when it comes to this newfangled thing we call politics - his answers to the easiest questions were smug and venal - he looked as greasy as his hair. He will not be a good choice for the Dems as a presidential candidate.

I think Fox was having technical difficulties with contrast. Newsom's whitened teeth were playing havoc with the equipment.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 30, 2023 11:00 PM (I/Qkd)

165 Yes I do! Not that y'all would know about what a bad one tastes like.
Posted by: Gingy

A bad caesar?

Well, that would have been Tiberius or Caligula. They were bad guys.
Nero was sort of a sociopath.

Bad caesars.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at November 30, 2023 11:00 PM (tjZg/)

166 Although many on both sides of the political divide are saying Biden can't be the nominee - sometimes what looks like a surefire trainwreck coming ends up being a great big trainwreck, because nobody had the balls to do anything to stop it when they still could.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2023 11:00 PM (S6gqv)

167 If Newsom, on the other hand, couldn't even stand up to DeSantis then he's a Not Ready for Prime Time Player.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2023 10:55 PM (S6gqv)

DeSantis came across earnest and interested in voters - what they wanted and how he could help them - this wasn't hard to do, but this small hurdle was too much for Gavin - he came across caring more for trans people, illegal migrants and the homeless - all of which would garner less than 1 percent of the vote - than Americans at large.

Posted by: Boswell at November 30, 2023 11:01 PM (K+UlC)

168 The biggest takeaway from the debate wasn't either debater, it was the format. Hannity is an annoying twit but for once a debate was done on a center right format with actual facts instead of the usual leftwing emotion based dreck.

Turns out leftists are really, really bad when they have to play defense for a change. We should do that more often.



Pfffft. Yeah, like THAT'S gonna happen.

Posted by: Ronna McDaniel at November 30, 2023 11:01 PM (I/Qkd)

169 SEA 35-30

Posted by: Don Black (was DB) at November 30, 2023 11:01 PM (geLO8)

170 154 107 Gingy makes a helluva Cesar.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 30, 2023 10:40 PM (7U1Wr)
---

True! All Hail Caesar!

Posted by: Cleopatra at November 30, 2023 11:02 PM (Eqssc)

171 166 Although many on both sides of the political divide are saying Biden can't be the nominee - sometimes what looks like a surefire trainwreck coming ends up being a great big trainwreck, because nobody had the balls to do anything to stop it when they still could.


clearly Joe and Jill didn't want to do the right thing. they had to decide over the Thanksgiving holiday and they didn't take the "voluntary buyout"

lol

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 30, 2023 11:02 PM (AcWfM)

172 > this small hurdle was too much for Gavin - he came across caring more for trans people, illegal migrants and the homeless -
--

he has to, or they'll turn on him

Posted by: Don Black (was DB) at November 30, 2023 11:03 PM (geLO8)

173 169 SEA 35-30


SEA 35
DAL+REFS 30

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 30, 2023 11:03 PM (AcWfM)

174 162 A message from
Milei 2023🇦🇷
@JMPresidente23 [Argentina]

https://is.gd/ysqGpK
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2023 10:59 PM (p+6gN)

oh damn that's funny! and I can read that even with my bad spanish, it's exactly what one of us would say.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2023 11:03 PM (S6gqv)

175 171 166 Although many on both sides of the political divide are saying Biden can't be the nominee - sometimes what looks like a surefire trainwreck coming ends up being a great big trainwreck, because nobody had the balls to do anything to stop it when they still could.


clearly Joe and Jill didn't want to do the right thing. they had to decide over the Thanksgiving holiday and they didn't take the "voluntary buyout"

lol
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 30, 2023 11:02 PM (AcWfM)

Heh. And why should they? It's not like their beloved MSM is beating up on them or anything.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 30, 2023 11:03 PM (c7CzD)

176 Gavin had this amazing Karen moment where he WENT OFF about Ron mispronouncing Kamala's name

it came off very fake and ghey

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 30, 2023 11:03 PM (AcWfM)

177 Nothing better than brisket smoked over mesquite and cheap plastic. Can't get that deep black ring any other way.

Buy a real smoker. Meat, wood and time are expensive.

Posted by: Next2Nothing at November 30, 2023 11:04 PM (tA1/w)

178 The swell old slope-shoulder Moderne refrigerators of the 1940's were metal on the inside, and the gaskets were soft, fat rubber. They made great smokers, IF they ever stopped functioning as beer coolers, which was rare. Looks like modern materials may have let us down on this one.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at November 30, 2023 11:04 PM (FCs/J)

179 40 The problem isn't the Constitution we have. The problem is that no one will bother to enforce it.
...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 10:20 PM (XqcwY)
-------

Amen, brother.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2023 11:04 PM (p+6gN)

180 Al said this game has over 200 yds penalties between the teams

so far

Posted by: Don Black (was DB) at November 30, 2023 11:04 PM (geLO8)

181 We have a real smoker. I just thought we could use it for something.

Posted by: Gingy at November 30, 2023 11:05 PM (6/M8P)

182 When I run out of Christmas wrapping paper, I repurpose a Popeyes's 12 piece plus two sides box.

No complaints yet.

Posted by: Thrifty Miklos at November 30, 2023 11:05 PM (7eFYL)

183 158 Posted by: Moonbeam at November 30, 2023 10:52 PM (rbKZ6)

If you can't enjoy DeSantis butchering Newsom I have to assume you are a Trump only voter.
Posted by: Drive by at November 30, 2023 10:58 PM

Assume all you want. That doesn’t make you right. It wasn’t about DeSantis at all. I couldn’t stand Newsom lying and constantly interrupting him. Hannity had no interest in reining it in. Maybe it got better after I turned it off but life is too short.

Posted by: Moonbeam at November 30, 2023 11:05 PM (rbKZ6)

184
Cher gets brutally honest about aging: 'I've lived too long'

Cher really could sing, and she was still good looking for a long time. She didn't get brains, though. And she must be difficult, Mr. Money himself Gene Simmons passed after a bit.

Posted by: azjaeger at November 30, 2023 11:06 PM (3/XaG)

185 Anonosaurus Wrecks: Cher gets brutally honest about aging: 'I've lived too long'

Try downhill skiing?

Posted by: Sonny tree-hugger Bono at November 30, 2023 11:06 PM (BZBCn)

186 Assume all you want. That doesn’t make you right. It wasn’t about DeSantis at all. I couldn’t stand Newsom lying and constantly interrupting him. Hannity had no interest in reining it in. Maybe it got better after I turned it off but life is too short.


it got better

Ron brought receipts

I think people will figure out the slimy guy was lying if they don't already know because they live in CA

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 30, 2023 11:06 PM (AcWfM)

187 When I run out of Christmas wrapping paper, I repurpose a Popeyes's 12 piece plus two sides box.

No complaints yet.
Posted by: Thrifty Mi

A Popeyes 12 Piece would be a great gift.

Posted by: Drive by at November 30, 2023 11:06 PM (MNhXM)

188 Liberals only seem to do good at debates when everything is stacked in their favor.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 30, 2023 11:07 PM (R4t5M)

189 Putting the wifey out here is kinda...well I for one would never put MRS. HELION OF THE VALLEY NIGHTWATCH out here as she would probably PLASMA FLAME my NIC in a single post...but you do you boo...

Not sure what that means, but my wife's been an 'ette for years. She just doesn't post all that much.

Posted by: Weirddave at November 30, 2023 11:07 PM (YcR44)

190 "Trust me...Axe guy. It will be quick, and he'll need his squire to tie his shoes going forward. God, that's depressing." ---Anakin Skywalker

Posted by: Orson at November 30, 2023 11:07 PM (dIske)

191 143- Here's something of value.....Hiya Moonbeam !
Posted by: JT at November 30, 2023 10:54 PM

Howdy JT!

Posted by: Moonbeam at November 30, 2023 11:08 PM (rbKZ6)

192 South Texans made smokers out of hot water tanks. Worked well.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 30, 2023 11:09 PM (R4t5M)

193 A Popeyes 12 Piece would be a great gift.
Posted by: Drive by

I said Thrifty

Posted by: Miklos gives artisanal craft items made from lint at November 30, 2023 11:09 PM (7eFYL)

194 Posted by: Moonbeam at November 30, 2023 11:05 PM (rbKZ6)

So you're not a Trump only voter. Sorry assuming again.

Posted by: Drive by at November 30, 2023 11:09 PM (MNhXM)

195 JackStraw at November 30, 2023 10:51 PM (ZLI7S)

Thanks for the summary

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 30, 2023 11:09 PM (S5+ge)

196 >>>
If you can't enjoy DeSantis butchering Newsom I have to assume you are a Trump only voter.

Posted by: Drive
===

DeSantis needed a hook, that catch phrase that lights up the night, to pull himself out of the ditch. He didn't.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2023 11:10 PM (p+6gN)

197 So...sticking the landing. Nurse, the early years.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 30, 2023 11:11 PM (uSHSS)

198 148 Kavanaugh and Barrett are seriously compromised -- "No ball" Kavanugh even more so,
Posted by: jb

One-trick Coney only cares about ‘bortion. Couldn’t give a hoot about nuffin else.

Posted by: Conservative How Exactly at November 30, 2023 11:11 PM (Eqssc)

199 DeSantis needed a hook, that catch phrase that lights up the night, to pull himself out of the ditch. He didn't.

ugh how about no more marketing BS

you mean like "lock her up?" (spoiler: he didn't)
or "build the wall" (spoiler: didn't happen)

WHATEVER ...time's up on nonsense and BIG TALK

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 30, 2023 11:12 PM (AcWfM)

200 DeSantis came across earnest and interested in voters - what they wanted and how he could help them - this wasn't hard to do, but this small hurdle was too much for Gavin - he came across caring more for trans people, illegal migrants and the homeless - all of which would garner less than 1 percent of the vote - than Americans at large.
Posted by: Boswell at November 30, 2023 11:01 PM (K+UlC)

If I were to hazard a guess, I would say that the one significant impact of this debate is that if Biden does drop out due to incapacitation, Kamala now is going to be the nominee. Of course she's a horrible pick; but there's no one who can supplant her at this late date.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2023 11:13 PM (S6gqv)

201 Here's something of value.....Hiya Moonbeam !
Posted by: JT at November 30, 2023 10:54 PM

Howdy JT!
Posted by: Moonbeam


With due respect, JT, Uncle Roger does it better.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_Hk7kR6ex8


Posted by: Uncle Miklos at November 30, 2023 11:13 PM (7eFYL)

202 Islamism is a failed ideology.
------

The paranoid remnants of a decayed society.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2023 11:14 PM (XeU6L)

203 who watched the debate ? which one won ?

Posted by: runner at November 30, 2023 11:15 PM (V13WU)

204 I don't think a Bond girl named Pussy Shortage would go over that well

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 30, 2023 11:16 PM (fX1gV)

205 "The justices denied an appeal from New Jersey nurses who were forced to get the dangerous COVID jab or lose their jobs in state hospitals. A federal district court ruled in 2022 that no rights were violated by the state."

That's okay, but ... that's the last straw.

Posted by: Milton Waddams at November 30, 2023 11:16 PM (qPw5n)

206 If you're a woodworker you can turn that dead freezer into a drier for green wood . I've seen some turn into (red wigler) worm farms. A small pond for fish and/ or amphibians.

I would not turn it into a smoker.

Don't forget to drain all the fluid before you do something to it.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 30, 2023 11:16 PM (Rbu5d)

207 seriously, how was it ?

Posted by: runner at November 30, 2023 11:16 PM (V13WU)

208 In that scene axe guy has the advantage. What sword guy needs to do is lower his sword to an underhand jab move, then entice the ax guy to swing. Parry the blow with the shield. once ax guy is off balance, jab the legs.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 30, 2023 11:17 PM (uSHSS)

209 don't do it
Posted by: Don Black
--------

This.

The materials are just plain not suited to the temperatures and gases.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2023 11:17 PM (XeU6L)

210 Ron didn't help himself or hurt himself. Newsom sucked.
Posted by: JackStraw

De Santis 2028!

Posted by: Miklos 2023! at November 30, 2023 11:17 PM (7eFYL)

211 I of course didn't watch that "debate", but I'm not surprised the Newsom came off badly. He's a vapid, brainless shithead who's been pushed by the families controlling Cali politics because he Looks Good and they think that's enough.
---
What I don't get why conservatives keep saying he's gonna replace Biden.
It's like some residual "we're gonna lose to the Kennedy!" BS they can't get over 50 years on cause he's young and not ugly from a major state.

You know, just like Kamala .... was.

It's Biden or Harris in 2024.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at November 30, 2023 11:17 PM (TzW+Y)

212 DeSantis needed a hook, that catch phrase that lights up the night, to pull himself out of the ditch. He didn't.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2023 11:10 PM (p+6gN)

"Suck My Dick, Lefties," has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: Robert, Future Overpaid Consultant at November 30, 2023 11:18 PM (1Yy3c)

213 DeSantis needed a hook, that catch phrase that lights up the night, to pull himself out of the ditch. He didn't.
Posted by: Braenyard

What we need is a politician what a glib catch-phrase to save the country.

Posted by: Priorities, amirite? at November 30, 2023 11:19 PM (Eqssc)

214 This.

The materials are just plain not suited to the temperatures and gases.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.

this is about us, isn't it?

Posted by: Central American Cuisine at November 30, 2023 11:19 PM (7eFYL)

215 That some don't recognize Gingy is testimony she hasn't been around enough & needs to be more!
🙂

Posted by: mindful webworker- or so at November 30, 2023 11:20 PM (BZBCn)

216 "Suck My Dick, Lefties," has a nice ring to it.
Posted by: Robert, Future Overpaid Consultant at November 30, 2023 11:18 PM (1Yy3c)

He could have gone with the current Elon Musk motif and closed with "Fuck off, Gavin!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2023 11:20 PM (S6gqv)

217 What we need is a politician what a glib catch-phrase to save the country.
Posted by: Priorities, amirite?

That much I can tell you

Posted by: There is a Guy at November 30, 2023 11:20 PM (7eFYL)

218 Gavin had this amazing Karen moment where he WENT OFF about Ron mispronouncing Kamala's name

it came off very fake and ghey

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 30, 2023 11:03 PM (AcWfM)


Which part of 'Kamalalaladingdong' did DeSantis mispronounce?

Posted by: RickZ at November 30, 2023 11:21 PM (emlEe)

219 201- With due respect, JT, Uncle Roger does it better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_Hk7kR6ex8

Posted by: Uncle Miklos at November 30, 2023 11:13 PM

That’s hilarious!!

Posted by: Moonbeam at November 30, 2023 11:21 PM (rbKZ6)

220 DAL 38 SEA 35

Posted by: Don Black (was DB) at November 30, 2023 11:21 PM (geLO8)

221 DeSantis needed a hook

How about: No Prisoners !

Posted by: Next2Nothing at November 30, 2023 11:21 PM (tA1/w)

222 212 DeSantis needed a hook, that catch phrase that lights up the night, to pull himself out of the ditch. He didn't.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2023 11:10 PM (p+6gN)

"Suck My Dick, Lefties," has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: Robert, Future Overpaid Consultant
=====

Yeah.

or

Gavin, Go Fuck Yourself.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2023 11:21 PM (p+6gN)

223 Based on your description alone, I'd say Ron helped himself somewhat. Not enough to beat Trump but still worth the effort; a win in public is always a win, even if it's not a particularly significant one. If Newsom, on the other hand, couldn't even stand up to DeSantis then he's a Not Ready for Prime Time Player.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2023 10:55 PM (S6gqv)

Considering Trump isn't willing to stand on the same stage as DeSantis, he's also a Not Ready for Prime Time Player. Especially considering he was beaten by the mentally indigent Biden.

Posted by: Fringe at November 30, 2023 11:21 PM (XUbQl)

224 What we need is a politician what a glib catch-phrase to save the country.
Posted by: Priorities, amirite? at November 30, 2023 11:19 PM (Eqssc)



WHip InFlation NOw!!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 30, 2023 11:22 PM (vDyah)

225 I was watching an interview between David Rubin and Eric Weinstein.

Weinstein is a somewhat reasonable leftist. The point of their discussion is that Eric is now making the rounds claiming that "we" might have to re-think the limits of how we are willing to react to Islamists and their western allies.

And...its funny because everything he is saying is what the left as a whole says about...us. That because the jihadis want to engage in genocide and end free society we should be willing to do things like take away their free speech.

And...his point isn't terrible - the US government did all sorts of things most Americans would consider beyond the pale now during WWII but I can't get over how he sounds just like a blue haired freaking claiming I should be imprisoned or even executed for not wanting to use "its" personal pronouns.

One thing I do draw issue with, he discusses this as if it is something new. These sort of discussions came up all the time during the WoT, and as I mentioned the left as a whole has been talking about doing this to us since Biden was installed. https://youtu.be/fKolY2Zyvk8?si=bWaQs26l1_MAZPXY

Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 11:23 PM (XqcwY)

226 Sorry DeSantis,

Not a debate tonight,

Just you trying to look better than a card board cut-out of a politician that calls himself...Newsome.

No points at all...

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 30, 2023 11:23 PM (UsQA1)

227 well, arabs and muslims in Michigan, Virginia, Georgia, Arizona, and Pennsylvania are so upset at Biden for not being able to stop Jews from defending themselves from the murdering terrorist scum, that they will not, i repeat , will not vote for biden

Posted by: runner at November 30, 2023 11:23 PM (V13WU)

228 "Suck My Dick, Lefties," has a nice ring to it.

Gavin might just do it...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 11:23 PM (XqcwY)

229 Considering Trump isn't willing to stand on the same stage as DeSantis, he's also a Not Ready for Prime Time Player. Especially considering he was beaten by the mentally indigent Biden.
Posted by: Fringe

I got cheetos

Posted by: raimondo at November 30, 2023 11:23 PM (7eFYL)

230 So did DeSantis grab his crotch, turn to Gavin and say, "Look out California, here comes the Big One!"

Posted by: Diogenes at November 30, 2023 11:24 PM (uSHSS)

231 well, arabs and muslims in Michigan, Virginia, Georgia, Arizona, and Pennsylvania are so upset at Biden for not being able to stop Jews from defending themselves from the murdering terrorist scum, that they will not, i repeat , will not vote for biden

Did they cast the ballots in their names in 2020?

The answer is...unclear.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 11:24 PM (XqcwY)

232 If I were to hazard a guess, I would say that the one significant impact of this debate is that if Biden does drop out due to incapacitation, Kamala now is going to be the nominee. Of course she's a horrible pick; but there's no one who can supplant her at this late date.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2023 11:13 PM (S6gqv)


Oh ye of little faith!

Posted by: You Know *HIC* Who at November 30, 2023 11:24 PM (emlEe)

233 maybe de Santis did it for the donors ? they are not sure he can take on the left and he showed ( I assume) that he can ?

Posted by: runner at November 30, 2023 11:25 PM (V13WU)

234 216- He could have gone with the current Elon Musk motif and closed with "Fuck off, Gavin!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2023 11:20 PM

There were at least 10 times in the first 45 minutes that I wished DeSantis had said that. The greaseball fully deserved it.

Posted by: Moonbeam at November 30, 2023 11:25 PM (rbKZ6)

235 Did they cast the ballots in their names in 2020?

The answer is...unclear.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 11:24 PM (XqcwY)

they were all in for biden of course

Posted by: runner at November 30, 2023 11:26 PM (V13WU)

236 WHip InFlation NOw!!!!
Posted by: Cicero

I had a WIN button as a child.

Will look for it.

Probably worth money these days.

Posted by: Miklos adjusts for inflation, especially Darleen at this time of the month at November 30, 2023 11:26 PM (7eFYL)

237 And who could forget the Israeli girl twins
-------

Just for the record, Daliah Lavi, who played one of the Bond girls in 'Casino Royale', was an Israeli. Lived down the street. Passed away a few years back.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2023 11:26 PM (XeU6L)

238 Yeah....enough fun

"Waiter!!"

"Check please."

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 30, 2023 11:26 PM (UsQA1)

239 From the Bee:

https://tinyurl.com/44z6y2jp

Biden Airdrops Humanitarian Resupply of Hostages into Gaza
BABYLON BEE 7:20 PM on November 30, 2023
“We received an urgent message from Hamas that they were running critically low on hostages,” said history-making White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, who is gay and black. “As always with this administration, providing aid and assistance in any way we can is a top priority. In this case, we have sent a cargo plane full of civilians, including women and children, to resupply Hamas with the hostages they were so sorely lacking. It is the president’s goal to always make sure Hamas is fully stocked with food, water, and hostages.”

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2023 11:28 PM (S6gqv)

240 I turned a half size chest freezer into a giant food dryer, and it just cost me some hardware cloth and a ceramic heater.
Posted by: Kindltot


This sounds like a much better idea. Plus you can give away dry veggie mixes away for presents.

I think a Moronette had a thread about dehydrated soup mixes and such a few years ago.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 30, 2023 11:28 PM (IG4Id)

241 Yeah....enough fun

"Waiter!!"

"Check please."
Posted by: Nightwatch

*POP!*

Posted by: Fritz Feld at November 30, 2023 11:28 PM (7eFYL)

242 WHip InFlation NOw!!!!
Posted by: Cicero

I had a WIN button as a child.

Will look for it.

Probably worth money these days.
Posted by: Miklos adjusts for inflation, especially Darleen at this time of the month at November 30, 2023 11:26 PM (7eFYL)

Is that so?

Posted by: Inflation - Unbent, Unbowed, Unbroken at November 30, 2023 11:29 PM (1Yy3c)

243 Goodnight 🌌 all

Peace 🕊️

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 30, 2023 11:29 PM (S5+ge)

244 Considering Trump isn't willing to stand on the same stage as DeSantis, he's also a Not Ready for Prime Time Player. Especially considering he was beaten by the mentally indigent Biden.

I remember in the run up to 2020 plenty of people here on this board and among conservatives in general were screaming that the Dems would steal it though mail in vote fraud.

And yet...as the fraud results started coming in Trump seemed...surprised and unprepared.

I would love to have a real sit down with Trump and get him to explain how that happened. Yes yes, maybe there was nothing he could have done (I don't believe that), but being surprised that they did it? Disappointing.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 11:29 PM (XqcwY)

245 DAL 38 SEA 35 2MIN

Posted by: Don Black (was DB) at November 30, 2023 11:29 PM (geLO8)

246 I neglected to say:
Nice ONT, WeirdDave. Thanks. "I stick it" was a real cutie!

Time I logged out, long day today.

Fortunately, tomorrow... is a rest day...

Posted by: mindful webworker - finally at November 30, 2023 11:29 PM (BZBCn)

247 I had a WIN button as a child.

Will look for it.

Probably worth money these days.

Posted by: Miklos adjusts for inflation, especially Darleen at this time of the month at November 30, 2023 11:26 PM (7eFYL)


There's a lot of 'em out there, many in better condition. I'll give you a quarter for it.

Posted by: TV Pawn Shop Owner at November 30, 2023 11:29 PM (emlEe)

248 Gavin, Go Fuck Yourself.
Posted by: Braenyard

Exactly. This has legs.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 30, 2023 11:30 PM (R4t5M)

249 It is the president’s goal to always make sure Hamas is fully stocked with food, water, and hostages.”
Posted by: Tom Servo

Oddly enough, they don't pay me.

Posted by: Miklos just being Miklos at November 30, 2023 11:30 PM (7eFYL)

250 A couple days ago, this site had a piece about bank branch closures. I saw this too late to comment and now it's seems to have dropped off the bottom of the page and my search fu can't seem to retrieve it.

One of those branches in Southern California is the local BofA, about two miles from my door. It's closing next September but it won't matter because our sole connection to it was my mother moving her accounts there about five years ago when the previous round of closures put the closest branch of her then bank in an inconvenient location. Though as fate would have I drive by it almost every weekday now. However, she died the Friday before Thanksgiving after years of decline with dementia. So, as soon as we've recovered the funds in those accounts (we already had POD when they were opened) we'll not have need of that or any other BofA branch again.

Posted by: Epobirs at November 30, 2023 11:33 PM (Ix0kw)

251 There's a lot of 'em out there, many in better condition. I'll give you a quarter for it.
Posted by: TV Pawn Shop Owner

Hell, the metal in it is worth more than that

Posted by: Miklos just doing The Art of the Deal at November 30, 2023 11:33 PM (7eFYL)

252 He could have gone with the current Elon Musk motif and closed with "Fuck off, Gavin!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2023 11:20 PM

There were at least 10 times in the first 45 minutes that I wished DeSantis had said that. The greaseball fully deserved it.
Posted by: Moonbeam at November 30, 2023 11:25 PM (rbKZ6)
===

I think that at least 10 times every 5 minutes.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2023 11:33 PM (RIvkX)

253 Argentine Spanish is such a poetic language:

"La buena plomoterapia"

Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2023 11:35 PM (D7oie)

254 Test test.

Is the new IOS update worth a shit?

Test test test

Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 11:36 PM (1Yy3c)

255 Posted by: Epobirs at November 30, 2023 11:33 PM (Ix0kw)
===
May her memory be a blessing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2023 11:36 PM (RIvkX)

256 1. Axes are for fags
2. Cross country skiing is for fags
3. Hockey is not a sport, and os for fags

Posted by: N at November 30, 2023 11:36 PM (RjBju)

257 Can I have my Caesar on a kaiser roll?

Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2023 11:37 PM (D7oie)

258 Okay, for done goddamn reason when I copy pasta is.gd links this happens.

https://is.gd/nRCpcM% 0APosted%20by:%20TheJamesMadison, %20celebrating%20anarchy%20and% 2050s%20B- movies%20with%20Joe% 20Dante%20at%20November% 2030,%202023%2010:25% 20PM%20(GBKbO)

Fuck Tim Cook.

Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 11:37 PM (1Yy3c)

259 Epobirs- haven't seen your nic in a while. Prayers for your mom.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 30, 2023 11:37 PM (R4t5M)

260 Argentine Spanish is an Italian-Portuguese patois

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2023 11:38 PM (RIvkX)

261 There were at least 10 times in the first 45 minutes that I wished DeSantis had said that. The greaseball fully deserved it.
Posted by: Moonbeam at November 30, 2023 11:25 PM (rbKZ6)
===

I think that at least 10 times every 5 minutes.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Gavin, the grease in your hair is not Environmentally Friendly.

Show us the EPA permit and Environmental Impact Statement.

Posted by: Miklos the Stickler at November 30, 2023 11:38 PM (7eFYL)

262 I would have thought biden would air drop live turkeys to hamas

Posted by: N at November 30, 2023 11:38 PM (RjBju)

263 Can I have my Caesar on a kaiser roll?
Posted by: Kindltot

No

King's Hawaiian

Posted by: Miklos notes that it just has more sugar in it at November 30, 2023 11:39 PM (7eFYL)

264 I think [Fuck Off, Gavin!] at least 10 times every 5 minutes.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2023 11:33 PM (RIvkX)


Close proximity makes the insults more frequent.

During the Dempanic, out there you have Gov. Dirty French Laundry. Over here on the correct coast, we had that Native-American Democrat, Gov. GrannyKiller.

Posted by: RickZ at November 30, 2023 11:40 PM (emlEe)

265 Can I have my Caesar on a kaiser roll?
Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2023 11:37 PM (D7oie)
===
My old g.f. lives in Oregon now but was complaining whenever she and hubby go back East he insists on eating every meal at this one diner; egg on a kaiser roll every time.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2023 11:40 PM (RIvkX)

266 @250 Epobirs condolences to you and your family on your loss

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 30, 2023 11:40 PM (fX1gV)

267 customer, Uncle Roger, I want smokey pork.
_Ok.
Is smokey pork halal?
_(looks at camera) Is smokey pork halal? (looks at customer), yes.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2023 11:41 PM (p+6gN)

268 I would have thought biden would air drop live turkeys to hamas
Posted by: N

at least Muslims don't eat gorillas

Posted by: Harambe at November 30, 2023 11:41 PM (7eFYL)

269 looking at a couple reviews of the debate on the web tonight - one good point was how incredibly flabby, intellectually, the democrats have become. With a lapdog press and no dissent allowed, it never occurs to them that someone might actually challenge their narrative, and even provide facts and figures to show that they're wrong. Newsom's performance in the spotlight indicates that he never even considered that possibility.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2023 11:41 PM (S6gqv)

270 Dal 41 SEA 35 Final

Posted by: Don Black (was DB) at November 30, 2023 11:41 PM (geLO8)

271 >>And yet...as the fraud results started coming in Trump seemed...surprised and unprepared.

So you don't remember Trump and many in his administration, ever Barr going on CNN, saying mass mail in voting would lead to election cheating for the entire election?

Cause I do. What would you have suggested he do when absolutely nobody but some of us were listening? POTUS has no power over state led elections.

Did anyone watch what happened today in the House hearing about censorship by the left in 2020 and beyond? The two people who testified about the whistleblower information are longtime liberals not conservatives. We all knew the cheat was happening, the people who mildly pushed back are in prison in DC or being indicted like Trump.

Let's stop pretending anyone was going to stop the color revolution because only a few of us even talked about it and nobody did squat to stop it. Let's focus on stopping it from happening it again.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2023 11:42 PM (ZLI7S)

272 And, even though wkrp in Cincinnati is a garbage show, any generation that is forming opinions and making decisions without the benefit of it as a reference is severely hindered when deciding what not to do, especially what not to wear

Posted by: N at November 30, 2023 11:42 PM (RjBju)

273 We have the debate recorded so Mrs. F. and I can watch it together. I love her reactions whenever he appears on the screen. The hatred is real. He and she had several personal encounters when he was mayor.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2023 11:42 PM (RIvkX)

274 History is going to show that hatambe was screwed

Posted by: N at November 30, 2023 11:42 PM (RjBju)

275 We have a real smoker. I just thought we could use it for something.
Posted by: Gingy at November 30, 2023 11:05 PM (6/M8P)


food dryer. Needs a heat source and some venting and a way to monitor the temperature at the minimum.
drybox for those things that must be kept free of moisture
Winter cold box, which needs only a small light to keep things above freezing when it is 17F on the back porch

(Not appropriate for children's play fort, really)

Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2023 11:42 PM (D7oie)

276 ... personal encounters when he was mayor.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2023 11:42 PM (RIvkX)
===
That's not what I meant you animals!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2023 11:43 PM (RIvkX)

277 customer, Uncle Roger, I want smokey pork.
_Ok.
Is smokey pork halal?
_(looks at camera) Is smokey pork halal? (looks at customer), yes.


I love Uncle Roger

Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 11:43 PM (XqcwY)

278 WIN buttons:

The Governor of Alabama wore one once, to the surprise of the press. He explained that his WIN button stood for "Wallace In November."

Posted by: mnw at November 30, 2023 11:44 PM (NLIak)

279 at least Muslims don't eat gorillas

Posted by: Harambe


That's because they can't fuck you first.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 30, 2023 11:44 PM (Bd6X8)

280 Everything somebody needs to know about Newsom

He quit fucking guilgoyle before she got fat

He deep throated a microphone at a press conference

Posted by: N at November 30, 2023 11:44 PM (RjBju)

281
So you don't remember Trump and many in his administration, ever Barr going on CNN, saying mass mail in voting would lead to election cheating for the entire election?


And yet...as election day ended...they were surprised. And did...little.

Cause I do. What would you have suggested he do when absolutely nobody but some of us were listening? POTUS has no power over state led elections.

Spent the last 4 years focusing on preparing to win this fight?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 11:45 PM (XqcwY)

282 Newsom's performance in the spotlight indicates that he never even considered that possibility.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2023 11:41 PM (S6gqv)


Doing prep is work and work to a Dem is a four-letter word. Just ask our Constitutional Law ''Professor" former president.

Posted by: RickZ at November 30, 2023 11:46 PM (emlEe)

283 That's because they can't fuck you first.


If the gorilla does not fuck somebody it is because he does not want to


What does an 800 pound gorilla fuck?
Whatever he wants

Posted by: N at November 30, 2023 11:47 PM (RjBju)

284 personal encounters when he was mayor.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2023 11:42 PM (RIvkX)
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That's not what I meant you animals!
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Did we take liberties with our mayor?

*winks*

Posted by: Eric Miklos-Stratton, damn glad to meet ya at November 30, 2023 11:47 PM (7eFYL)

285 He deep throated a microphone at a press conference
Posted by: N at November 30, 2023 11:44 PM (RjBju)

Hold on...this requires elaboration.

Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 11:47 PM (1Yy3c)

286 at least Muslims don't eat gorillas

Posted by: Harambe

That's because they can't fuck you first.


Um...in me experience they can...uh I mean no, sex with gorillas? No way

Posted by: Jane Goodall at November 30, 2023 11:47 PM (XqcwY)

287 Hold on...this requires elaboration.
Posted by: R

Somebody was holding a microphone and Newsom just shoved the entire foam head into his mouth

Posted by: N at November 30, 2023 11:49 PM (RjBju)

288 We f*cked up, we trusted him.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2023 11:50 PM (RIvkX)

289 Somebody was holding a microphone and Newsom just shoved the entire foam head into his mouth

Posted by: N at November 30, 2023 11:49 PM (RjBju)

That's hot.

Posted by: Barry O. from Hawaii at November 30, 2023 11:50 PM (1Yy3c)

290 Epobirs, I am sorry to hear that. My half brother died the day after Thanksgiving in Memory care. It has been a bad couple of years.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2023 11:51 PM (D7oie)

291 I don't know what happened, but I did want to note the event, because this is the first time in recorded history that a hockey player has acted out due to alcohol consumption. So it's noteworthy.
----------
Tim Horton wept.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 30, 2023 11:51 PM (krqg6)

292 >>And yet...as election day ended...they were surprised. And did...little.

Really? How do you know they were surprised? I never saw that reported. Can you show me some evidence of him being surprised? And they did quite bit considering few lawyers would even take their case for fear of losing their jobs. They didn't get hearings in dozens of courts over stupid things like standing. That's doing things even the game was rigged.

>>Spent the last 4 years focusing on preparing to win this fight?

He seems to be. He's lapping the Republican field and despite what we were told be supporters of other candidates he's beating Biden in just about all of the swing states and even in the popular votes which is doom for a Democrat.

What has DeSantis or Haley done to insure there won't be any cheating in 2024?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2023 11:52 PM (ZLI7S)

293 -
-
RjBju

-

Is this some sort modern lace-wig AI gibberish?

Posted by: irright at November 30, 2023 11:53 PM (q8LR6)

294 I sincerely hope that JackStraw is right this time.

Posted by: Miklos sees a make-or-break for the Noble American Experiment at November 30, 2023 11:53 PM (7eFYL)

295 265 Can I have my Caesar on a kaiser roll?
Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2023 11:37 PM (D7oie)
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My old g.f. lives in Oregon now but was complaining whenever she and hubby go back East he insists on eating every meal at this one diner; egg on a kaiser roll every time.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2023 11:40 PM (RIvkX)

Some folks call it a kaiser roll, I call it a sling roll

Posted by: Karl Childers at November 30, 2023 11:53 PM (37q3K)

296 Dal 41 SEA 35 Final
Posted by: Don Black
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Holy crap!

Did either team even have a freaking goalie in net?!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 30, 2023 11:54 PM (krqg6)

297 268 I would have thought biden would air drop live turkeys to hamas
Posted by: N

at least Muslims don't eat gorillas

Posted by: Harambe at November 30, 2023 11:41 PM (7eFYL)

"Abdullah, you think Harmabe would be a good f**k?"
"I dunno Mohammed. Seems like it would be too much work"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 11:54 PM (ynpvh)

298 Fuck Tim Cook.

Posted by: Robert
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iPad won't let me put nitter in bookmarks, it changes them to twitter%20%. Asshoe. I have a sheet of nitters in notes. FU,Tim.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2023 11:54 PM (p+6gN)

299 Argentine Spanish is an Italian-Portuguese patois

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2023 11:38 PM (RIvkX)


Nah, not really

https://youtu.be/k06VYnpjxSE?si=MLWaorr2dFQ2R4Qj

Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2023 11:54 PM (D7oie)

300 Tim Horton wept.
Posted by: andycanuck

Tears of moderately strong coffee.

Got rich, too

Posted by: Tim's is now a Foreign-owned Multinational at November 30, 2023 11:55 PM (7eFYL)

301 Great game to watch

no punts, about a hundred penalties

Posted by: Don Black (was DB) at November 30, 2023 11:56 PM (geLO8)

302 I just finished watching an Argentine series on Netflix this morning and found the language almost unintelligible. I can watch a telenovela or Sabado Gigante no problemo.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2023 11:56 PM (RIvkX)

303 And they did quite bit considering few lawyers would even take their case for fear of losing their jobs. They didn't get hearings in dozens of courts over stupid things like standing. That's doing things even the game was rigged.

Being prepared doesn't mean desperately cobbling together a court case after the fraud comes in

Being prepared, with the power of the presidency, would have had all the left's comms, for example, monitored and presented to the public, within hours of their capture on election night.

He didn't even think of doing something like this. Is it outside the norms? Of course. Just like everything about his presidency...except Trump the man himself who, amusingly, was a completely normal president.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 11:57 PM (XqcwY)

304 Alright, I'm out.

Night.

Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 11:57 PM (1Yy3c)

305 "Abdullah, you think Harmabe would be a good f**k?"
"I dunno Mohammed. Seems like it would be too much work"
Posted by: jim

"But like the occasional woman, we like the hairy ones"

Posted by: Mohammed, his brother Mohammed, and his other brother Mohammed at November 30, 2023 11:57 PM (7eFYL)

306 So you don't remember Trump and many in his administration, ever Barr going on CNN, saying mass mail in voting would lead to election cheating for the entire election?

Yes - and hence why I'm so irritated with Trump.

The media primed the pump, for about six months prior to the election, setting the narrative that the election would be rigged. They constantly told the story about how the totals would change over a matter of days.

And yes, Trump seemed to understand that the election would be rigged, over a matter of days. Yet - there were no efforts to stop it as it occurred. No groups of lawyers landing at the five cities - Atlanta, Philly, Pittsburgh, Detroit, and Milwaukee - even though the plan was quite literally given away, every day, for six months prior.

And on the day after Election Day, while the steal was going ? Trump went golfing. Trump never said a word, for roughly two weeks, until it was too late.

But yeah, Trump and Barr pretty much complained "yes, they're going to steal the election". But they didn't do anything to stop it before it was stolen, and did very little effectively to stop it while it was being stolen.

Posted by: How Things Work at November 30, 2023 11:58 PM (YgIdg)

307 I just finished watching an Argentine series on Netflix this morning and found the language almost unintelligible. I can watch a telenovela or Sabado Gigante no problemo.
Posted by: S


Maybe you were watching the farsi translation

Posted by: N at November 30, 2023 11:58 PM (RjBju)

308 What has DeSantis or Haley done to insure there won't be any cheating in 2024?

Haley's job is to lose.

As governor DeSantis cleaned up the voter rolls in FL and sent people to jail.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 11:58 PM (XqcwY)

309 >>>Let's stop pretending anyone was going to stop the color revolution because only a few of us even talked about it and nobody did squat to stop it. Let's focus on stopping it from happening it again.

Posted by: JackStraw
----

Watch this Tucker Carlson

https://is.gd/Cr36uh

Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2023 11:58 PM (p+6gN)

310 Color Revolution?

Down twinkles

Posted by: Miklos is behind the Times at December 01, 2023 12:00 AM (7eFYL)

311 Some folks call it a kaiser roll, I call it a sling roll

lol

Posted by: french fried stelters at December 01, 2023 12:00 AM (pjs7m)

312 Let's stop pretending anyone was going to stop the color revolution because only a few of us even talked about it and nobody did squat to stop it. Let's focus on stopping it from happening it again.

If The Donald couldn't or wouldn't stop it the first time, tell me why I'm supposed to believe he either can or will stop it the next time ?

Posted by: How Things Work at December 01, 2023 12:01 AM (YgIdg)

313 Maybe make the dead freezer into a temp controlled for brewing beer?

Posted by: Adriane the A Screwdriver has Orange Juice in It Critic . . . at December 01, 2023 12:01 AM (4Winp)

314 The commercial announcer was speaking Spanish. The weathergirl was not speaking the same Spanish. Words slurred, skipped, concatenated, flat intonations. I wouldn't get it without subtitles

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 01, 2023 12:02 AM (RIvkX)

315
BREAKING
Man discovers chopsticks inside his skull are source of months-long headaches

Posted by: Don Black (was DB) at December 01, 2023 12:02 AM (geLO8)

316 Maybe make the dead freezer into a temp controlled for brewing beer?
Posted by: Adriane the A Screwdriver

Zymurgy is a Beautiful Thing

Posted by: Miklos had to go the last encyclopedia page to look that up at December 01, 2023 12:03 AM (7eFYL)

317 It reminds me of Australian English. Say the whole damn word dammit!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 01, 2023 12:03 AM (RIvkX)

318 I just finished watching an Argentine series on Netflix this morning and found the language almost unintelligible. I can watch a telenovela or Sabado Gigante no problemo.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2023 11:56 PM (RIvkX)


Ah, well, if your touchstone is Mexican Spanish . . . Argies talk funny and drop their G's S's and make Portuguese Ja sounds, Chilangos spit their words and are just weird in general.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2023 12:03 AM (D7oie)

319 What is "the color revolution"?

Posted by: mnw at December 01, 2023 12:03 AM (NLIak)

320 They had a lot of Hebrew in it as well.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 01, 2023 12:04 AM (RIvkX)

321 A caesar salad sammich doesn't sound half bad...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 01, 2023 12:04 AM (IG4Id)

322 319 What is "the color revolution"?




Dude?

Posted by: N at December 01, 2023 12:04 AM (RjBju)

323 The Post reported that while the man was initially surprised at how chopsticks ended up inside his skull, he soon remembered a fight he was involved in while out drinking five months prior.

The patient reportedly told doctors that he could not recall many details from the fight, but did remember someone stabbing him in the face with an unknown object.

Posted by: Don Black (was DB) at December 01, 2023 12:04 AM (geLO8)

324 BREAKING
Man discovers chopsticks inside his skull are source of months-long headaches
Posted by: Don Black

You her fou houah!

What yu expect?

Posted by: Nice lady at the Buffet and massage Parlor at December 01, 2023 12:05 AM (7eFYL)

325 -
BREAKING
Man discovers chopsticks inside his skull are source of months-long headaches.
-

Damn flies.

Posted by: Mr. Miyagi at December 01, 2023 12:05 AM (q8LR6)

326 Next upon the path,
Is a single blade of grass,
Be careful how you pass,
Move along, move along …

Posted by: Adriane the I Miss the Innocent, Old Songs Critic . . . at December 01, 2023 12:05 AM (4Winp)

327 If The Donald couldn't or wouldn't stop it the first time, tell me why I'm supposed to believe he either can or will stop it the next time ?
Posted by: How Things Work at December 01, 2023 12:01 AM (YgIdg)


You gonna vote for Nikki, Ride Or Die?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2023 12:06 AM (D7oie)

328 "Iosi, el espia arrepentido"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 01, 2023 12:06 AM (RIvkX)

329 Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN 4h
Mehdi is one of the most brilliant and most prominent Muslim journalists in the U.S.

It is deeply troubling that MSNBC is cancelling his show amid a rampant rise of anti-Muslim bigotry and suppression of Muslim voices. Anyone who cares about free expression should be concerned.

Israel War Room @IsraelWarRoom 2h
His show’s ratings were ranked 23rd out of 30 MSNBC shows.

Dr. Jill Stein🌻 @DrJillStein 8h
Press freedom in free fall, as the war on Gaza hits home.

Israel War Room @IsraelWarRoom 2h
The personnel choices of private companies have nothing to do with the First Amendment.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 01, 2023 12:07 AM (krqg6)

330 >>He didn't even think of doing something like this. Is it outside the norms? Of course. Just like everything about his presidency...except Trump the man himself who, amusingly, was a completely normal president.

Was him being investigated for the first 2 1/2 year of his presidency for a fake Russia collusion hoax that not only was the entire deep state, the Democrat party but also a substantial part of his own party investigated for, a coup if you will, outside the norms?

I think some of you still don't understand where we are. Our own government ran a color revolution against us. Nothing that has been going on since before Trump was sworn in was within the norms of this country for our entire history. We are at war with our own government which is why there are currently roughly 1000 political prisoners in prison for even protesting the coup.

Our media is against us, our culture is against, big business is against us, the legal community is against us and our government is most definitely against us. We are the radicals. The system is against us. We are fighting an insurgent battle to win against out own party let alone the left.

What I meant is Ron would lost too.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2023 12:07 AM (ZLI7S)

331 Ron, Don or Tits. It don't matter.

Posted by: nckate at December 01, 2023 12:08 AM (SnxUt)

332 Next upon the path,
Is a single blade of grass,
Be careful how you pass,
Move along, move along …
Posted by: Adriane the I Miss the Innocent

And left my necktie God knows where,
And carried half-way home, or near,
Pints and quarts of Ludlow beer:

Posted by: H. E. Miklos Housman at December 01, 2023 12:08 AM (7eFYL)

333 Until we hear from DU, we have no idea how badly Newsom kicked DeSantis's ass.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 01, 2023 12:09 AM (KAi1n)

334 Ron, Don or Tits. It don't matter.
Posted by: n



Wait just a min there,

whose tits?

Posted by: N at December 01, 2023 12:10 AM (RjBju)

335 BREAKING
Man discovers chopsticks inside his skull are source of months-long headaches.
===
A man with a long criminal history was carrying a handgun in his rectum Monday during a traffic stop in Evansville, Indiana, police say.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 01, 2023 12:10 AM (krqg6)

336 A man with a long criminal history was carrying a handgun in his rectum Monday during a traffic stop in Evansville, Indiana, police say.
Posted by: andycanuck

Was it fully cocked?

Posted by: Inquiring Mind at December 01, 2023 12:12 AM (7eFYL)

337 BREAKING
Man discovers chopsticks inside his skull are source of months-long headaches




So it was the chopsticks and not his wife that drove him to drive the chopsticks into his head.

Got it

Posted by: N at December 01, 2023 12:12 AM (RjBju)

338 Hot news @TheNewsTrending 1h
The Wall Street Journal reports:
Israel and Hamas have agreed to extend the ceasefire for another day, according to officials in Egypt. According to the report, the deal is expected to include the release of another 10 hostages

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 01, 2023 12:14 AM (krqg6)

339 A man with a long criminal history was carrying a handgun in his rectum Monday during a traffic stop in Evansville, Indiana, police say.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 01, 2023 12:10 AM (krqg6)


His discharge was a toxic crime scene.

Posted by: RickZ at December 01, 2023 12:15 AM (emlEe)

340 San Franpsycho, Argentina, Uruguay, Paraguay, they all sound fine to me until they start tossing Guarani words in.
Colombians and Venezuelans are easier to understand.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2023 12:16 AM (D7oie)

341 I'm a sword guy: epee to be specific. It's a piece of cake for an epee. Offer him a target, and then put the point of the sword where axe guy's wrist is going to be when he swings the axe. He'll put his arm right on the point.

Posted by: Otto Zilch at December 01, 2023 12:16 AM (9jq9f)

342 Just as the Brits smoke fags
and US fags are ...

Spanish around the world has the same variables that can distort strict interpretation. I believe the Mexican word for mosquito spoken in Cuba would mean an entirely different thing.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2023 12:17 AM (p+6gN)

343 Any man who can't carry a Desert Eagle in his ass does not truly believe in the Second Amendment.

Posted by: Keep Your Anus Supple at December 01, 2023 12:18 AM (pjs7m)

344 The Wall Street Journal reports:
Israel and Hamas have agreed to extend the ceasefire for another day, according to officials in Egypt. According to the report, the deal is expected to include the release of another 10 hostages
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 01, 2023 12:14 AM (krqg6)

Hamas needs to get the word out - someone in Gaza just fired another missile at Israel.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2023 12:18 AM (S6gqv)

345 -
A man with a long criminal history was carrying a handgun in his rectum Monday during a traffic stop in Evansville, Indiana, police say.
-

Sam Brinton stood up out of his car and a small dog and large pistol fell on the ground between his feet.

Posted by: Officer on the scene at December 01, 2023 12:18 AM (q8LR6)

346 whose tits?
Posted by: N

Mitzi Gaynor?

Posted by: they were Fabulous at December 01, 2023 12:19 AM (7eFYL)

347 . He'll put his arm right on the point.
Posted by: Otto Zilch
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Curses! Foiled again...

Posted by: Guy with the axe at December 01, 2023 12:19 AM (XeU6L)

348 whose tits?
Posted by: N


krispie's moobs, I suspect

Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2023 12:20 AM (D7oie)

349 In the battle between the Sentinelese and the Yanomami, there are no winners, only food for scavengers.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 01, 2023 12:23 AM (KAi1n)

350 San Franpsycho, Argentina, Uruguay, Paraguay, they all sound fine to me until they start tossing Guarani words in.
Colombians and Venezuelans are easier to understand.
Posted by: Kindltot

Paraguyuan Presidente Wasmosy (Vamosi in Magyar) was Hungarian.

Add that to the mix.

Posted by: El Miklos would be fine, with his Jesuit education and all at December 01, 2023 12:23 AM (7eFYL)

351 -

As a long time aficionado of horde lingo, "krispie's moobs" tickles my giggle spot.

Posted by: irright at December 01, 2023 12:27 AM (q8LR6)

352 Spanish around the world has the same variables that can distort strict interpretation. I believe the Mexican word for mosquito spoken in Cuba would mean an entirely different thing.

Posted by: Braenyard

Eastasian Esperanto has many differences from Oceanic Esperanto. Always has.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 01, 2023 12:29 AM (KAi1n)

353 This, just in:

Henry Kissinger died, while being in possession of information that would've led to the arrest and conviction of Hillary Clinton.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 01, 2023 12:31 AM (e6UQI)

354 Tex-Mex has a few dialects. Ex-wife's friend was from San Angelo. Took her a while to get the South TX Tex-Mex.

Probably similar in Arizona or CA for Spanish.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 01, 2023 12:36 AM (R4t5M)

355 Islamism is a failed ideology. Muslims must embrace the West


So trannies in burkas dancing for little Arab kids?

Furries dressed as camels?

$35 trillion in debt backed by the oil their grandkids will pump out of the sand?

Camel-A Harris as vice-Imam?

Decapitation of fully-gestated Arab infants to pursue a career in the falafel industry?

Hormone blockers because the madrassa insists little Mo now identifies as Mohammadisha?

Posted by: If you have to explain it, it isn't funny at December 01, 2023 12:42 AM (74ypc)

356 The Obama administration, just 17 days before the inauguration of President Donald Trump, revised the guidelines of Section 2.3 of Executive Order 12333, "Procedures for the Availability or Dissemination of Raw Signals Intelligence Information by the National Security Agency.
_Epoch Times

Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2023 12:43 AM (p+6gN)

357 Off sock.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 01, 2023 12:43 AM (74ypc)

358 Henry Kissinger died, while being in possession of information that would've led to the arrest and conviction of Hillary Clinton.


Jim

Dammit

Posted by: Jim beat Miklos to that one at December 01, 2023 12:45 AM (7eFYL)

359 In video from Sderot, a blast can be heard shortly after a “red alert” rocket siren sounds in the town, indicating that there was indeed a rocket attack.
_The Times of Israel 12/01/2023

Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2023 12:45 AM (p+6gN)

360 Off sock.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

I like socks

Maybe I can get you a deal

Posted by: Abe Miklos-Froman, Sock King of Chicago at December 01, 2023 12:47 AM (7eFYL)

361 But yeah, Trump and Barr pretty much complained "yes, they're going to steal the election". But they didn't do anything to stop it before it was stolen, and did very little effectively to stop it while it was being stolen.
Posted by: How Things Work at November 30, 2023 11:58 PM (YgIdg)

Barr was part of it... yet he was the one who was supposed to find evidence. He testified before Congress that 'they found no credible evidence'.... but a couple weeks later, the guy in charge of finding said evidence? Testified they did not even look.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 01, 2023 12:48 AM (xaFKb)

362 Abe Miklos-Froman, Sockage King of Chicago

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 01, 2023 12:50 AM (74ypc)

363 I take a back seat to no one in criticizing Trump's post election legal strategy and lack therof, even getting called a troll by Fenlon for being too caustic at the time.
But:
1) it's always been the party, not the candidate, who was responsible for safeguarding and litigation of the vote. They were all-but openly against Trump.
2) every court case prior to the election challenging the illegal rule changes were either dismissed as not ripe for "no harm yet" or no standing. Even Alito punted.
3) every court case after was dismissed for no standing or "too late"
4) even fundamental Bill of Rights guarantees like speech and assembly got bent over and gang raped for the Covid "health emergency" while all the courts stood by muttering in their beards. You really think they were going to jump to shut down a little stretching of election laws done to "save lives from the deadliest pandemic in 100 years?" You could have fielded the greatest lawyers of the last 200 years and the court outcome was going to be the same.

PS: That said, I'm still pissed at Trump for going golfing right after.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at December 01, 2023 12:50 AM (TzW+Y)

364 Pfizer has been sued by Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton, who on Thursday accused the drugmaker of misrepresenting the efficacy of its widely-used COVID-19 vaccine.
_(Reuters) -
===

Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2023 12:50 AM (p+6gN)

365 Abe Miklos-Froman, Sockage King of Chicago
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

*chef's kiss*

Posted by: Miklos likes it when things are Improved at December 01, 2023 12:52 AM (7eFYL)

366 Just saw an interesting meme...

Remember this Holiday Season, as we Celebrate Hanukkah and Christmas.... one being the dedication of the Second Jewish Temple... one being the birth of a Jew in Jerusalem...

Just who the Fuck was there first.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 01, 2023 12:54 AM (xaFKb)

367 ht Sponge

a young woman with potential

https://tinyurl.com/2p9whcww

Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2023 12:56 AM (p+6gN)

368
Since I don't see any 400 point headlines that Newsome beat DeSantis I assume he didn't even come close.

Ya gotta know how to read the news propaganda in 'merica 2.0.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 01, 2023 12:57 AM (enJYY)

369 Just who the Fuck was there first.
Posted by: Romeo13

Word!

Posted by: Miklos knows and surmises at December 01, 2023 12:58 AM (7eFYL)

370 >>>Just who the Fuck was there first.

Posted by: Romeo13
----

Doesn't seem significant.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2023 12:59 AM (p+6gN)

371 Tex-Mex has a few dialects. Ex-wife's friend was from San Angelo. Took her a while to get the South TX Tex-Mex.

Probably similar in Arizona or CA for Spanish.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner


Hey Baby, que paso?

Posted by: Texas Tornados at December 01, 2023 01:04 AM (4Winp)

372 "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God."

I suspect that in the Fullness of Time, Jews and Christians gonna be just Fine.

Posted by: Christian-Judeo Miklos at December 01, 2023 01:05 AM (7eFYL)

373 And let's not forget, 2020 was decided by less than 50,000 votes.

Where not one of the Republican legislatures in GA, PA, WI, or AZ-- who could have refused to certify the fraudulent results--did so.

Those were the men and woman who had and have the most power to stop the fraud then and now.
Trump is way down the list.
Who was forced to argue in front of hyper-partisian judges with last-minute replacements when his A team quit.

All of them did and have done nothing. But lose their majorities.

WI alone has had some court rulings that pretty much everything they did was illegal. They'll ignore those blatantly in 2024 and do it again; dropboxes, unsolicited absentee ballots to all registered voters, etc.

"But Trump has done nothing to stop it from happening again!"
Sheesh.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at December 01, 2023 01:08 AM (TzW+Y)

374
Remember this Holiday Season, as we Celebrate Hanukkah and Christmas.... one being the dedication of the Second Jewish Temple... one being the birth of a Jew in Jerusalem...

Just who the Fuck was there first.
Posted by: R


What does this mean?

Posted by: N at December 01, 2023 01:11 AM (RjBju)

375 Some years ago, I was given a remarkable language training challenge.

A Hungarian lady had married a man from Texas, happy marriage.

Her sister, although she spoke Tom Brokaw generic English well, could not understand anybody in Texas.

"Can you teach me Texas English?"

She got married there too, so I guess I did OK.

Posted by: Miklos learnt hisself some damn ak-scents at December 01, 2023 01:12 AM (7eFYL)

376
Fox News just called Arizona for Newsome.

/ fake but accurate

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 01, 2023 01:12 AM (enJYY)

377 Fox News just called Arizona for Newsome.

/ fake but accurate
Posted by: Divide by Zero

Late Nite Heh

Posted by: late Nite Imklos at December 01, 2023 01:16 AM (7eFYL)

378 Tough crowd

Posted by: Rodney "Miklos" Dangerfield, nervously loosening tie at December 01, 2023 01:20 AM (7eFYL)

379 Ep. 43 You think elected Republicans in Washington are craven frauds who’d sell your children for a steak dinner at the French Laundry? Actually, says Marjorie Taylor Greene, it’s worse than that.


Tucker Carlson
@TuckerCarlson
7h
TIMESTAMPS

05:15 Why are we funding foreign wars?
12:40 Initial thoughts on the new House Speaker
17:19 MTG vs. her own party
19:32 Who are the worst Republicans in the House?
26:50 Derek Chauvin stabbed in prison
32:28 MTG keeps getting swatted
34:44 Some Republicans want war with China

Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2023 01:25 AM (p+6gN)

380
Rodney Dangerfield: My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

Ha! My wallet came with a b&w family picture. I let my kids know I liked it and was going to keep it in my wallet.

No wonder they both moved more then 500 miles away. As Elon Musk would say, 'Fvck 'em' - if they can't take a joke.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 01, 2023 01:25 AM (enJYY)

381 378 Tough crowd
---
This place used to rock until two, at least.
Everybody got cold, everybody got old.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2023 01:27 AM (p+6gN)

382 Miklos, I didn't know that you knew the Gabor sisters! How did you end up with Darleen?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 01, 2023 01:29 AM (Sgq8y)

383 Everybody got cold, everybody got old.
Posted by: Braenyard


I'm not cold
It's the thread that got old

Posted by: Norma Miklos-Desmond, ready for his closeup at December 01, 2023 01:30 AM (7eFYL)

384 Cold? Old?!!!

Yeah, but still ROCKIN'....

Posted by: JQ at December 01, 2023 01:31 AM (njWTi)

385 I didn't know that you knew the Gabor sisters! How did you end up with Darleen?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

She is a bit younger

Posted by: Miklos has to be Practical at December 01, 2023 01:31 AM (7eFYL)

386 I didn't know that you knew the Gabor sisters! How did you end up with Darleen?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

I did actually see Zsa Zsa get thrown off a plane once.

Memorable.

Posted by: Miklos recalls the phrase "NEM SZABAD!" at December 01, 2023 01:34 AM (7eFYL)

387 Miklos Wendell Douglas, that is what I am picturing.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz is full of Holiday Cheer at December 01, 2023 01:42 AM (Sgq8y)

388 One generation got old
One generation got sold
This generation got not destination
_(Eromero's not here, is he?)

We are volunteers of America
Volunteers of America

Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2023 01:44 AM (p+6gN)

389 296 Dal 41 SEA 35 Final
Posted by: Don Black
---------
Holy crap!

Did either team even have a freaking goalie in net?!!!
Posted by: andycanuck



Not having a shortstop had adverse effects.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 01, 2023 01:45 AM (f87vz)

390 Netanyahu knew nearly a year in advance that Hamas would attack just didn't know date until egyptian intell head phoned netanyahu 3 days before attack to warn of when attack would come.

Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at December 01, 2023 01:45 AM (eXtyR)

391 You bet your ass we're rockin', JQ, I hope that I am still rockin' on my deathbed. Life is what you make of it, particularly before you get completely crushed under the boot of oppression. It is the new Roaring Twenties.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz is full of Holiday Cheer at December 01, 2023 01:46 AM (Sgq8y)

392 Haha, Debby!

Would be really rockin' here if I had a rockin' chair... the recliner will just have to do... it *does* rock!!

Posted by: JQ at December 01, 2023 01:49 AM (njWTi)

393 Miklos Wendell Douglas, that is what I am picturing.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Nice.

Although I am much more likely to speak Hungarian than to have a wife with Lisa's high-maintenance hair.

What are the chances?

Posted by: Miklos thinks Slovakia is a better hunting ground, so to speak at December 01, 2023 01:49 AM (7eFYL)

394 366 Just saw an interesting meme...

Remember this Holiday Season, as we Celebrate Hanukkah and Christmas.... one being the dedication of the Second Jewish Temple... one being the birth of a Jew in Jerusalem...

Just who the Fuck was there first.
Posted by: Romeo13



Which Jew in Jerusalem? As for Christmas, that particular Jew was born in Bethlehem!

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 01, 2023 01:50 AM (f87vz)

395 It is the new Roaring Twenties.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

*buys Vuvuzelas in Bulk*


make the bastards pay

Posted by: Miklos thinks Deviously at December 01, 2023 01:51 AM (7eFYL)

396 Gut it to just a metal shell.
Posted by: davidt at November 30, 2023 10:06 PM (SYTee)

Tend to agree. Insulation is likely to be styrofoam, too, which is quite combustible. A fire, at best, would ruin all the meat being smoked.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2023 01:52 AM (jFM6N)

397 A fire, at best, would ruin all the meat being smoked.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


I...I could make smoke

Posted by: the Wtetched Panhard, likely to inspire a poem one day by Robert Service and Dan McGrew at December 01, 2023 01:58 AM (7eFYL)

398 Posted by: the Wtetched Panhard, likely to inspire a poem one day by Robert Service and Dan McGrew
--------------

"One of you is a hound of hell, and that one is Dan McGrew"

Posted by: Hammer, waxing poetic at December 01, 2023 02:00 AM (XeU6L)

399 Freezer will make an excellent dry box.
Morons need dry boxes.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2023 02:04 AM (p+6gN)

400 Any man who can't carry a Desert Eagle in his ass does not truly believe in the Second Amendment.
Posted by: Keep Your Anus Supple at December 01, 2023 12:18 AM (pjs7m)
-

Was his name Rawhide?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 01, 2023 02:07 AM (S4Tgw)

401 Center Director for Charles Joyner Institute for Gullah and African Diaspora Studies

The Thomas W. and Robin W. College of Humanities and Fine Arts invites applications for the position of Director of The Charles Joyner Institute for Gullah and African Diaspora Studies. The Joyner Institute examines the historical migration and scattering of African populations to local geographical areas and the subsequent evolution of blended cultures, specifically Gullah. Coastal Carolina University’s location at the northern tip of the Gullah Geechee Cultural Heritage Corridor puts it in a unique position for diaspora study and research. The work of the Institute provides students and the community with experiential learning opportunities, both at home and abroad, that center on interconnections among local, national, and global peoples and their societies.

Required Qualifications
A bachelor’s degree and relevant program experience.

Wish me luck and No Discrimination



Posted by: Miklos is optimistic but prolly kinda white and stuff at December 01, 2023 02:08 AM (7eFYL)

402 I did actually see Zsa Zsa get thrown off a plane once.

Posted by: Miklos recalls the phrase "NEM SZABAD!" at December 01, 2023 01:34 AM (7eFYL)
-

Was that in New York, where she would rather stay?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 01, 2023 02:09 AM (S4Tgw)

403 Was that in New York, where she would rather stay?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs

Hotlanta, before leaving for New York.

And it was Eva, not Zsa Zsa Gabor who said "goodbye, City Life!"


Posted by: Miklos has offered to buy Publius a suitable waistcoat/vest for farm chores at December 01, 2023 02:13 AM (7eFYL)

404 "One of you is a hound of hell, and that one is Dan McGrew"
Posted by: Hammer, waxing poetic


Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Someone should write a poem,
In tribute to Dan McGrew …

Posted by: Adriane the Late Nite Critic . . . at December 01, 2023 02:13 AM (4Winp)

405 And the war is back on again. Rockets shot at the Gaza Envelope communities 2 minutes ago.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 01, 2023 02:14 AM (S4Tgw)

406 And it was Eva, not Zsa Zsa Gabor who said "goodbye, City Life!"

Posted by: Miklos has offered to buy Publius a suitable waistcoat/vest for farm chores at December 01, 2023 02:13 AM (7eFYL)
-

They're like the Patty Duke show to me!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 01, 2023 02:15 AM (S4Tgw)

407 Gullah? I speak the island dialect.

Posted by: Hammer, waxing poetic at December 01, 2023 02:16 AM (XeU6L)

408 If you want to learn of a horrible foam fire, search info on a nightclub fire in Warwick, Rhode Island, The Station burnt to the ground quite quickly, many people died. The band performing was Great White, one of the band members killed, the drummer I think. Anyway, back in the 70's or 80's with no cell phone, few people would have known that I was even in the vicinity. I could still be lying in a refrigerated drawer somewhere, unidentified. Well at least until someone noticed that I was missing.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 01, 2023 02:16 AM (Sgq8y)

409 "this is the first time in recorded history that a hockey player has acted out due to alcohol consumption."

Which indicates it must have been a doozy.

And, axe guy FTW. The protection offered by the greathelm outweighs the restricted field of vision since the enemy can only be in front of him, and the sword guy's open face helmet is a liability for a shield bash or a punch, elbow, etc. Also, sword guy is wearing the shield strap around his neck - if axe guy hooks the top edge of that shield he can pull sword guy off balance and open up a lot of vulnerable places to bury the axehead.

Posted by: Impudent Warwick at December 01, 2023 02:16 AM (f/6Wb)

410 Director of The Charles Joyner Institute for Gullah and African Diaspora Studies, Mr. Miklosa Miklos.

Has a nice ring to it.
What can we do to help?

Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2023 02:16 AM (p+6gN)

411 Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Someone should write a poem,
In tribute to Dan McGrew …
Posted by: Adriane
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Now do Sam Mcgee

Posted by: Hammer, waxing poetic at December 01, 2023 02:17 AM (XeU6L)

412 'Macgee'

Posted by: Hammer, waxing poetic at December 01, 2023 02:17 AM (XeU6L)

413 Ciampino's Rescue kitties

Outside Mama and Kittens pictures!

Still accepting donations towards the unkindest cut of all

There's another more extensive photo update #212 at the link.
Take a look if interested. Make sure to click on
"See Older Updates" as well if it's your first time.
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Posted by: Ciampino - A fake noodle is an impasta at December 01, 2023 02:17 AM (qfLjt)

414 They're like the Patty Duke show to me!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs


The oldest was Magda Gabor.

Don't hear much about her, because she only got married once.

Posted by: Miklos approaches cautiously at December 01, 2023 02:18 AM (7eFYL)

415 No, dammit, it's 'Mcgee'.

Posted by: Hammer, waxing poetic at December 01, 2023 02:18 AM (XeU6L)

416 If you want to learn of a horrible foam fire, search info on a nightclub fire in Warwick, Rhode Island, The Station burnt to the ground quite quickly, many people died.

Was not there. Saw a documentary. Am very glad I wasn’t there.

Posted by: Adriane the Late Nite Critic . . . at December 01, 2023 02:18 AM (4Winp)

417 The Station burnt to the ground quite quickly, many people died.
-----

Was there an issue of some locked exits? Can't recall now.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 01, 2023 02:20 AM (XeU6L)

418 Thanksgiving gets a turkey,
Christmas gets a ham,
I’m lucky to get leftovers,
Muttered that unlucky McGee, Sam …

Posted by: Adriane the Late Nite Critic . . . at December 01, 2023 02:20 AM (4Winp)

419 Gullah? I speak the island dialect.
Posted by: Hammer, waxing poetic

How for you be say dat?

Posted by: Miklos with odd linguistic verisimilitude at December 01, 2023 02:20 AM (7eFYL)

420 The new-look Big Mac! McDonald's overhauls its burgers amid mass changes to its production methods in effort to compete with higher-end fast-casual restaurants

https://mol.im/a/12811167

Less meat! More bugs?

Posted by: Ciampino - A fake noodle is an impasta. at December 01, 2023 02:21 AM (qfLjt)

421 And the war is back on again. Rockets shot at the Gaza Envelope communities 2 minutes ago.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey,


Is there any organization we can support that will work toward some 2nd Amendment rights in Israel?

Posted by: Adriane the Late Nite Critic . . . at December 01, 2023 02:26 AM (4Winp)

422 FUN FACT

The guy who had the Original Concept for The Sopranos (Dominique) was a bond trader from New York. The classic car used to take him to Hilton Head airport started blowing smoke and oil.

Pulled over, a Good Guy driving a bait and shrimp truck offered to take Dom to the airport.

Translation between New Yawkese and Geechee/Gullah.

Posted by: Miklos impresses hissef some times at December 01, 2023 02:29 AM (7eFYL)

423 Biden administration can KEEP cutting border razor wire, judge rules

https://mol.im/a/12811885

Posted by: Ciampino - How does NASA organize a party? They planet. at December 01, 2023 02:30 AM (qfLjt)

424 I...I could make smoke
Posted by: the Wtetched Panhard, likely to inspire a poem one day by Robert Service and Dan McGrew at December 01, 2023 01:58 AM (7eFYL)

I went to move the poor thing inside the shop on Tuesday, and I could not roll it. Seems the rear brakes are locked up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2023 02:32 AM (Igt5o)

425 It has occurred to me that language, music, and food are all expressions of the same thing, somehow.

Posted by: Miklos thinks he might be right on this at December 01, 2023 02:33 AM (7eFYL)

426 How for you be say dat?
Posted by: Miklos
------
I be bone ther.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 01, 2023 02:33 AM (XeU6L)

427 417 The Station burnt to the ground quite quickly, many people died.
-----

Was there an issue of some locked exits? Can't recall now.
Posted by: Mike Hammer



Yes.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 01, 2023 02:33 AM (f87vz)

428 Seems the rear brakes are locked up.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I'm playing hard to get

Posted by: He like me! He really likes me! at December 01, 2023 02:34 AM (7eFYL)

429 And the war is back on again. Rockets shot at the Gaza Envelope communities 2 minutes ago.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 01, 2023 02:14 AM (S4Tgw)

Gaza needs to become trackless desert once more.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2023 02:34 AM (Igt5o)

430 The classic car used to take him to Hilton Head airport.
------
Bwahahahaha.
I recall when its was just a grass field.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 01, 2023 02:36 AM (XeU6L)

431 Chocolate giant Mars is exposed for using cocoa harvested by children as young as FIVE with machetes in Ghana where they earn as little as $115 a YEAR

https://mol.im/a/12811149

Westerners get all worked up about child labor without realizing that in those communities the small amount earned by a child may mean dinner is on, instead of empty stomachs.
Didn't kids work on their parents' farm in the olden days, prior to WW2?

Posted by: Ciampino - How does NASA organize a party? They planet at December 01, 2023 02:36 AM (qfLjt)

432 I be bone ther.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

Dem be de wey of de Mountain Peoples

Posted by: Lowcountry Linguistic Topographics at December 01, 2023 02:36 AM (7eFYL)

433 I recall when its was just a grass field.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

According to Social Security rules, you have to accept the money once you reach Pleistocene.

Posted by: Miklos does not qaulify at December 01, 2023 02:38 AM (7eFYL)

434 and pyrotechnics?

Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2023 02:38 AM (p+6gN)

435 MSNBC cancels Mehdi Hasan's show in major shakeup of its weekend lineup: Far-left host has criticized Israel's war on Hamas and once compared non-Muslims to 'animals' and homosexuals to 'pedophiles'

https://mol.im/a/12811267

Posted by: Ciampino - How does NASA organize a party? They planet! at December 01, 2023 02:39 AM (qfLjt)

436 Westerners get all worked up about child labor without realizing that in those communities the small amount earned by a child may mean dinner is on, instead of empty stomachs.
Didn't kids work on their parents' farm in the olden days, prior to WW2?
Posted by: Ciampino - How does NASA organize a party? They planet at December 01, 2023 02:36 AM (qfLjt)

I expect Mars buys its raw materials from brokers, and has no say in how the producers hire and pay labor.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2023 02:40 AM (Igt5o)

437 I expect Mars buys its raw materials from brokers, and has no say in how the producers hire and pay labor.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Ima use that

Posted by: Hunter B. at December 01, 2023 02:42 AM (7eFYL)

438 and homosexuals to 'pedophiles'


A stopped Islamic sundial is right once in a blue moon

Posted by: Mullah Miklos at December 01, 2023 02:44 AM (7eFYL)

439 G'night folks. Take care.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 01, 2023 02:53 AM (XeU6L)

440 No more cease fires, get it done.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 01, 2023 02:53 AM (Sgq8y)

441 Night, Mike. Night, all. I am going to hit the sack, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2023 02:55 AM (Igt5o)

442 No more cease fires, get it done.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

It's times like this when I wish I had a brigade of Gurkhas.

Posted by: Miklos really needs this Powerball at December 01, 2023 02:56 AM (7eFYL)

443 Lotsa horizontalization goin' on out theah

Posted by: Miklos as Rush Limbaugh as Fritz Hollings at December 01, 2023 02:58 AM (7eFYL)

444 >>>Didn't kids work on their parents' farm in the olden days, prior to WW2?

Posted by: Ciampino
---

My grandfather was doing chores and then delivering milk with his father, before school, when he was eight.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2023 02:58 AM (p+6gN)

445 https://tinyurl.com/29a2pw5y
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2023 02:59 AM (fwDg9)

446 I have succumbed to group think, I really ought to sleep, obligations and whatnot. 'Night, Horde.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 01, 2023 03:00 AM (Sgq8y)

447 Here's something of value.....Hiya Moonbeam !
Posted by: JT at November 30, 2023 10:54 PM

Howdy JT!
Posted by: Moonbeam

With due respect, JT, Uncle Roger does it better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_Hk7kR6ex8

Posted by: Uncle Miklos at November 30, 2023 11:13 PM (7eFYL)

Is that a new song ?

Posted by: JT at December 01, 2023 03:00 AM (T4tVD)

448 My grandfather was doing chores and then delivering milk with his father, before school, when he was eight.
Posted by: Braenyard

I pulled tobacco as a kid. Like all the other kids.

Much better than skool

Posted by: Miklos has never minded dirt or sweat at December 01, 2023 03:01 AM (7eFYL)

449 Is that a new song ?
Posted by: JT

Could be.

Ukelele or accordion?

Or BOTH?

Posted by: Miklos and his Loyal Royal Hawaiian Cajuns at December 01, 2023 03:03 AM (7eFYL)

450 Think my first job, 11yo, helping refab high school gym lockers.
Real money!

Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2023 03:04 AM (p+6gN)

451 How did it get to be December already.

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2023 03:05 AM (fwDg9)

452 With due respect, JT, Uncle Roger does it better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_Hk7kR6ex8

Posted by: Uncle Miklos at November 30, 2023 11:13 PM

That’s hilarious!!
Posted by: Moonbeam at November 30, 2023 11:21 PM (rbKZ6)

(Don't laugh; you'll only encourage him)

Posted by: JT at December 01, 2023 03:05 AM (T4tVD)

453 I have another 1/2 hour but sinuses are a mess, all clogged up and head feels like a brick.

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2023 03:07 AM (fwDg9)

454 Morning, insomaniacals! Big black Stirling cat is home again (Miss Linda says she is holding little Dagny for ransom), and was right on the spot to keep me from going back to sleep just now. To be fair, I had not given him very much dry food last night. He thought he was being starved.

Linda's b'day is today, so I need to stop super-fast on the way home for a couple of cards. I have a new bar of artisan soap for her, and bought the new phone she wanted -- but QVC, without explanation, canceled the order and closed my account! I told her to find a new vendor.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 01, 2023 03:07 AM (omVj0)

455 How did it get to be December already.
Posted by: Skip

BACK TO SLEEP UNTIL GROUNDHOG DAY, YOUNG MAN!

Posted by: Auntie Miklos does not want to call Child Protective Services at December 01, 2023 03:08 AM (7eFYL)

456 453 I have another 1/2 hour but sinuses are a mess, all clogged up and head feels like a brick.

Posted by: Skip
----

Ayr, it comes in a tube.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2023 03:08 AM (p+6gN)

457 It's been fun, have a good evening.
'night

Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2023 03:09 AM (p+6gN)

458 260 Argentine Spanish is an Italian-Portuguese patois

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2023 11:38 PM (RIvkX)

Oh.

Posted by: JT at December 01, 2023 03:10 AM (T4tVD)

459 Oh, goody (uh, not really...) it's snowing.

Happy December.

Soooo glad I don't have to drive in this!

Posted by: JQ at December 01, 2023 03:10 AM (njWTi)

460 I told her to find a new vendor.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Vendeur

Over on Chef Menteur

Posted by: Le Mikleuse de la Nouvelle Orleans at December 01, 2023 03:10 AM (7eFYL)

461 Ayr, it comes in a tube.
Posted by: Braenyard

and gyles

Posted by: Miklos McMiklos, of the Auld and Ancient Clan McMiklos at December 01, 2023 03:15 AM (7eFYL)

462 Haha, Cat went out... came back in just a few minutes!

Guess he's not in the mood for snow either.

Posted by: JQ at December 01, 2023 03:16 AM (njWTi)

463 I told her to find a new vendor.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Vendeur

Over on Chef Menteur
Posted by: Le Mikleuse de la Nouvelle Orleans at December 01, 2023


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Typical of this state that a major highway should be named literally "Big Liar."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 01, 2023 03:18 AM (omVj0)

464 Typical of this state that a major highway should be named literally "Big Liar."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,

Politicians get things named after themselves.

Chef Menteur is an efficient all-in-one.

Posted by: Miklos formerly of the Chocolate City at December 01, 2023 03:20 AM (7eFYL)

465 I've been looking into Kentucky, near the Ohio River, and southern Indiana as possible places to live, and am encouraged that both seem to be strong 2A states. Cost of living is reported to be low. House prices seem reasonable as shown on Realtor. No extreme winter, but no hurricanes -- or savage heat, at least not for the length of time I deal with in Da Swamp. The question is, how humid does it get? I expect it's probably better than here but not CO-dry.

Both have state income tax, but neither taxes SS payments.

I could drive up to Evansville, say, in two days and look around over Xmas break.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 01, 2023 03:23 AM (omVj0)

466 I wonder If I will will get back to Nawlins before Wolfus leaves.

Should be some kind of mutual Shaking of the Heads.

Before heading out

Posted by: Miklos liked it there in the 80s at December 01, 2023 03:23 AM (7eFYL)

467 Haha, Cat went out... came back in just a few minutes!

Guess he's not in the mood for snow either.
Posted by: JQ at December 01, 2023


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Once I move, it will be interesting to see how the cats react to cold weather and snow.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 01, 2023 03:24 AM (omVj0)

468 Wolfus, your little thugs cats are young enough-- they will adapt, probably, to colder weather.

At worst, they would refuse to go out in it. Meh. They'll be fine!

Posted by: JQ at December 01, 2023 03:28 AM (njWTi)

469 I've been looking into Kentucky, near the Ohio River, and southern Indiana as possible places to live,

I would say saccaliner, but some Damn Yankees or Californicators might cotton on.

So let's talk about Palmetto Bugs.

Giant radioactive flying roaches.

New Jersey or Mendocino don't sound so bad, now do they?

Posted by: Miklosian Anti-Marketing SA de SC at December 01, 2023 03:30 AM (7eFYL)

470 It's so funny to watch cats stepping (first time) in snow-- very cautious, they are-- and then "ugh! what's this?!" as they shake it off one paw & then another.

Posted by: JQ at December 01, 2023 03:32 AM (njWTi)

471 I haven't lived in a two-story home since 1986. While I'm open to it, the drawback in a hot climate is that upstairs is always a bit warmer than I'd like. If the property I buy has central air, I'll run it while I'm downstairs, then push the unit's temp up and fire up a window unit in my bedroom when I go to bed. The same for a workroom if it's upstairs.

A three- or four-bedroom house would be a lot to keep clean, though.

Think how much fun the cats will have galloping up and down a staircase!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 01, 2023 03:32 AM (omVj0)

472 A three- or four-bedroom house would be a lot to keep clean, though.

Think how much fun the cats will have galloping up and down a staircase!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,

Check out mini-splits

Posted by: Thrifty Miklos at December 01, 2023 03:34 AM (7eFYL)

473 Hiya Skip !

Posted by: JT at December 01, 2023 03:34 AM (T4tVD)

474 It's so funny to watch cats stepping (first time) in snow-- very cautious, they are-- and then "ugh! what's this?!" as they shake it off one paw & then another.
Posted by: JQ at December 01, 2023


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We had a serious snowfall and freeze three days before Xmas in '89. I had a tiny fenced patio in my current apartment, so I let Arizona, the part-Maine Coon *, out in it. "Let's see how you deal with the conditions of your ancestral homeland." He acted about as you describe, JQ, though he had fur tufts under his paws, and held his face up to catch snowflakes.

I got cold before he did and hustled him back inside.

* So I fondly like to imagine. He was a beauty, but not a real Coon cat.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 01, 2023 03:36 AM (omVj0)

475 I have another 1/2 hour but sinuses are a mess, all clogged up and head feels like a brick.
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2023 03:07 AM (fwDg9)

Keep an eye on the bricklayers.

Posted by: JT at December 01, 2023 03:36 AM (T4tVD)

476 Our old doggy (RIP) just loved to take her ball to top of stairs & then drop it down and chase after it.

Staircases are *great!* for critters to play on.

Wolfus, your cats will love it!

Posted by: JQ at December 01, 2023 03:38 AM (njWTi)

477 I have another 1/2 hour but sinuses are a mess, all clogged up and head feels like a brick.
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2023 03:07 AM (fwDg9)

Keep an eye on the bricklayers.
Posted by: JT

*eye on you*

Posted by: every Masonic Lodge at December 01, 2023 03:38 AM (7eFYL)

478 Our old doggy (RIP) just loved to take her ball to top of stairs & then drop it down and chase after it.

Staircases are *great!* for critters to play on.

Wolfus, your cats will love it!
Posted by: JQ at December 01, 2023


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Arizona and I had a game. He'd sit at the top of the stairs and I'd bat a ball of typing paper up toward him from the bottom. If it landed above halfway, he was to come down and bat it back to me. If it wound up halfway or below, I had to climb up and get it. Occasionally he'd sit and ignore one that landed in his territory. I'd say, "You can do better than that," and he'd get up, trot down, and swat the thing toward me again.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 01, 2023 03:41 AM (omVj0)

479 Come to think of it, little Dagny the Siberian's ancestors developed in cold, snowy climes, and like them she has a triple coat. I suspect she won't be too bothered by snow.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 01, 2023 03:43 AM (omVj0)

480 Sorry about your sinus problem, Skip! Ugh.

Eat some hot spicy food & get the juices flowing, iykwim.

It's early, I know, so instead of gastro-abominations, maybe just plenty of hot coffee/tea?

Best wishes

Posted by: JQ at December 01, 2023 03:44 AM (njWTi)

481 Arizona and I had a game. He'd sit at the top of the stairs and I'd bat a ball of typing paper up toward him from the bottom. If it landed above halfway, he was to come down and bat it back to me. If it wound up halfway or below, I had to climb up and get it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

This is remarkably similar to how some Professors grade term papers.

Posted by: Miklos enjoyed academia more that academia enjoyed me at December 01, 2023 03:46 AM (7eFYL)

482 There used to be a Red Bento restaurant in our area. When my sinuses plugged, I'd get their "heart attack" sushi roll. Very spicy, with lots and lots of wasabi, hot pepper, horseradish... Cleared the sinuses FAST

Posted by: JQ at December 01, 2023 03:48 AM (njWTi)

483 Well. I've had coffee. Time to change into workout clothes, stretch and do my pushups and situps, and crank out a mile walking/trotting. Usually I do three to four sessions a week, but this week it's been rainy (and, yes, I've been lazy). This will only be the second workout.

Maybe I can go tomorrow morning too. (Ha, ha, I crack myself up sometimes.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 01, 2023 03:51 AM (omVj0)

484 Coffee helps sometimes

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2023 03:51 AM (fwDg9)

485 There used to be a Red Bento restaurant in our area. When my sinuses plugged, I'd get their "heart attack" sushi roll. Very spicy, with lots and lots of wasabi, hot pepper, horseradish... Cleared the sinuses FAST
Posted by: JQ

Wasabi is the Nagasaki of Vicks Vapo-Rub

Posted by: Miklos has pollen allergies in Pollen Central USA at December 01, 2023 03:51 AM (7eFYL)

486 Good day, Wolfus! Skritch the lil thugs for me, too!

Posted by: JQ at December 01, 2023 03:52 AM (njWTi)

487 It's early, I know, so instead of gastro-abominations, maybe just plenty of hot coffee/tea?

Best wishes
Posted by: JQ at December 01, 2023 03:44 AM (njWTi)

And the Java Jive ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoTCl8Esp04

Posted by: JT at December 01, 2023 03:52 AM (T4tVD)

488 Wasabi is the Nagasaki of Vicks Vapo-Rub
Posted by: Miklos

TRUTH!

Posted by: JQ at December 01, 2023 03:53 AM (njWTi)

489 There used to be a Red Bento restaurant in our area. When my sinuses plugged, I'd get their "heart attack" sushi roll. Very spicy, with lots and lots of wasabi, hot pepper, horseradish... Cleared the sinuses FAST
Posted by: JQ at December 01, 2023


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Green chile in New Mexico does the same thing. There's a green chile offering I can buy here that is actually made in NM, comes in medium and hot, and makes a good addition to your eggs. Be aware that you will want to eat something sweet right after, chocolate or honey, to kill the burning. But it does liven you up.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 01, 2023 03:53 AM (omVj0)

490 Coffee helps sometimes
Posted by: Skip

When does it NOT help?

SUBPEONA ISSUED

Posted by: Congressional Select Committe on Covfefe and National Security at December 01, 2023 03:54 AM (7eFYL)

491 Good day, Wolfus! Skritch the lil thugs for me, too!
Posted by: JQ at December 01, 2023


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I will! Only the black one is here now, but Dagny will be released from her "hostage situation" tonight.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 01, 2023 03:55 AM (omVj0)

492 TRUTH!
Posted by: JQ

You may trust this man

He know de wey

Posted by: Prof. Dr. Chikoadinaka Wnankpa, Healer Of Herbalist Knowlewdges for All Modalities at December 01, 2023 03:56 AM (7eFYL)

493 What are all you mooks doing up at this crazy hour anyway?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 01, 2023 03:57 AM (eaI2m)

494 Posted by: JT at December 01, 2023 03:52 AM

Waaayyy too mellow, JT.

Skip needs roto-rooter for his sinus pressure, if I understand correctly...

https://youtu.be/MykD8zgHuy8?

Posted by: JQ at December 01, 2023 03:57 AM (njWTi)

495 What are all you mooks doing up at this crazy hour anyway?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 01, 2023


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Insomnia and a persistently affectionate cat. What's your excuse?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 01, 2023 03:58 AM (omVj0)

496 What are all you mooks doing up at this crazy hour anyway?
Posted by: Cicero

Waiting for Santy Claws?

Posted by: JQ at December 01, 2023 03:59 AM (njWTi)

497 Skip needs roto-rooter for his sinus pressure, if I understand correctly...

https://youtu.be/MykD8zgHuy8?
Posted by: JQ at December 01, 2023 03:57 AM (njWTi)

Do they have the nasal version of the Lung Brush?

Posted by: a dude in MI at December 01, 2023 04:00 AM (+I6Y/)

498 Insomnia and a persistently affectionate cat.


This is a good start for a story.

Posted by: Miklos, the House, The Cat, the Dog and All at December 01, 2023 04:00 AM (7eFYL)

499 NOOD Pixy

Posted by: Ciampino - How does NASA organize a party? They planet! at December 01, 2023 04:02 AM (qfLjt)

500 Skip needs roto-rooter for his sinus pressure, if I understand correctly...

https://youtu.be/MykD8zgHuy8?
Posted by: JQ at December 01, 2023 03:57 AM (njWTi)

Do they have the nasal version of the Lung Brush?
Posted by: a dude in MI

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501 Everybody knows there’s no such thing as a Sanity Clause !!!

Posted by: Groucho M. at December 01, 2023 04:03 AM (4Winp)

502 Sanity?!

Oh, this is *totally* the wrong place for THAT

Posted by: JQ at December 01, 2023 04:04 AM (njWTi)

503 No way does that old fridge hold up to 200+ degree temps. However, it would make a kick ass cold smoker. You can just make a separate firebox and pipe the smoke across. I build one years ago, primarily for cold smoking salmon, and with a bit of experimenting found a 6 foot pipe allowed the smoke to cool enough before entering the smoker chamber to keep it at 70 degrees.

Posted by: Denizen of Canuckistan at December 01, 2023 04:47 AM (wN3Qt)

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Posted by: Linda S Fox at December 01, 2023 05:43 AM (I+Nd2)

505 I WOULD NOT use an old refrigerator as a smoker, for the exact reasons you mention. It'll work a few times, but eventually give out. The plastic WILL melt, and the metal shell will warp. A few years ago, I read an article in WaPo's food section about a restaurant using an old walk-in refrigerator as a smoker. Can't remember how long it was used, but it eventually caught fire.

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