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Quick Hits

As predicted: Biden will back Israel to the full... for 30 days.

At which point Israel's available "credit" from the Bank of Biden runs out.

And Biden knows a lot about favor-banking.

Jacob N. Kornbluh
@jacobkornbluh

According to Ch. 12 report, Blinken clashed with Israel's war cabinet about the next phase in the Gaza operation.

"I don't think you have the credit for that," Blinken reportedly told the defense minister about his stated goal to "dismantle Hamas, even if it takes months."

Ofir Gendelman
@ofirgendelman


PM Netanyahu:

"I have just concluded a meeting with US Secretary of State Antony Blinken, shortly after Hamas murderers murdered people here in Jerusalem. I told him that it is the same Hamas.

It is the same Hamas that perpetrated the terrible massacre on October 7th and the same Hamas that is trying to murder us everywhere.

I told him: We have sworn, I have sworn, to eliminate Hamas. Nothing will stop us.

We will continue this war until we achieve the three goals: Freeing all of our hostages, completely eliminating Hamas and ensuring that no threat like this will ever come from Gaza again."

Sounds like Biden is the one lacking "credit" on the world stage.

In the hellscape of California, a homeless woman broke into the home of a social justice warrior grifter and shot him to death.

A social justice advocate was fatally shot Monday when a homeless woman allegedly broke into his house in the Mid-Wilshire area of Los Angeles, California.

The founder of the social justice organization Lead With Love, 33-year-old Michael Latt, was found suffering from a gunshot wound, the New York Post reported Thursday.

Lead with Love. Okay.

The Democrat mayor in Denver had his car stolen. By Democrats, I assume, so it's all in the family.



Denver Mayor Mike Johnston, a Democrat, is among the growing number of individuals in Colorado who have had their vehicles stolen.

Several local reports emerged Tuesday saying that Johnston was an auto theft victim as the Centennial State has experienced a drastic uptick in such heists in recent years.

In a statement to Fox News Digital, Johnston's office confirmed his car was stolen "about a month ago" and has "since been recovered thanks to the incredible work of the Denver Police Department."

...

The mayor's car theft came as the issue has been a compounding problem in the state.

According to Fox 31 Denver, vehicle thefts in Colorado have increased more than in any other state between 2011 and 2020 and have jumped 144% during that time. Denver accounted for a large chunk of the thefts.

And earlier this year, nearly half of Denver crime was vehicle-related, the publication reported.

They're very happy to plunge other people into the hell of constant crime. The only way they notice the disaster of their policies is when they suffer those disaster themselves.

HA! I can beat that :

"An FBI employee was carjacked in the eastern end of Capitol Hill on Wednesday afternoon, the FBI has confirmed to NBC Washington.

...

"At this time, we can confirm that an FBI employee was carjacked on the afternoon of November 29," the FBI said in an emailed statement. "The vehicle was recovered, and the FBI Washington Field Office and the Metropolitan Police Department's Carjacking Task Force are investigating."

Posted by: runner at

Biden actually bragged that "my Marine" carries the codes to blow up the world in a nuclear holocaust, and then, lest you think he was joking, assured the room that he was not joking.

It began as he approached three yellow-vested workers at the facility in Colorado and one of them appeared to pose an inaudible question to the president.

Biden retorted: "Now look, my, my marine carries that. It has a code to blow up the world. That doesn't, this is not....nuclear weapons is it....alright, ok...you think I'm kidding."


Hey remember all the times the media went into meltdown mode over a stray Trump comment?

Nothing to say about a demented man threatening that he could blow up the world if he gets cranky.

Bob Iger kinda-sorta admits that he went woke and made shareholders go broke.

Disney Grooming Syndicate CEO Bob Iger admitted defeat Wednesday, pledging to stop with the left-wing propaganda and start entertaining again.

In so many words, the CEO of the biggest entertainment conglomerate on the planet has just confirmed what normal people have been saying for years: Get woke, go broke....

"Entertain first, not messages," Iger said at something called the New York Times' DealBook Summit. He added that "positive messages for the world" are great but shouldn't be forced on the public or used as the story's primary job.

Iger claimed (falsely) that Disney's propagandizing got worse after he left the CEO position and handed the reigns to Bob Chapek in early 2020. The board booted Chapek in 2022 and put Iger back in charge. Iger is contracted through 2026.

Iger also said Disney produces too many sequels. Going forward, the sequel must work as a standalone movie before it will be greenlit.

I'll believe this change will happen when I see it, but even if Iger's lying (and I think he is), it is still a total surrender.

No it's not a surrender at all, it's just a greasy, disgusting politician trying to cling to power.

For example: After refusing to declare a dividend for shareholders for three years, Bob Iger ordered his CFO to announce a dividend of 30 cents per share. This is done only for political reasons; he wants to fend off Nelson Peltz's proxy fight by saying "I was the guy who gave you a dividend (after denying you one for years). I'm a good CEO!"

Mexican Iron Man, a Wall Street analyst who appears on the WDW_Pro podcast, says this dividend is not being paid out of Disney profits -- it has none this year -- but out of one-time writedowns and tax credits for shit investments, like the half billion dollar (or more) "Galactic Starcruiser" hotel that was supposed to replicate the Star Wars experience in a hotel. (You know how characters in Star Wars were always checking into hotels.)

So this is not a dividend that presages future dividends; it's just the squalidly corrupt politician Bob Iger demanding his CFO cook the books to make some money available to buy off the voters.

Meanwhile, Disney complained that people were using Microsoft's AI to make memes in a parody Pixel style, so Microsoft dutifully did a favor for its Corporate Frenz and blocked the AI from making more memes.

But the ones already created are still out there:

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:46 PM




Comments

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1 First

Posted by: Jamaica at November 30, 2023 06:47 PM (Eeb9P)

2 I should go nude

Posted by: Jamaica at November 30, 2023 06:48 PM (Eeb9P)

3 Posted by: Jamaica at November 30, 2023 06:47 PM (Eeb9P)

Boston, NYC, or the Caribbean?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 30, 2023 06:48 PM (3Gtis)

4 The homeless woman provided the lead. Not sure about love. Probably just lead.

Posted by: huerfano at November 30, 2023 06:48 PM (Q4KYm)

5 The founder of the social justice organization Lead With Love, 33-year-old Michael Latt, was found suffering from a gunshot wound,

What? She loved him?

Posted by: t-bird at November 30, 2023 06:49 PM (CaJIi)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 06:50 PM (Zz0t1)

7 This retard biden will kill the world. He already fucked it up as if it wasn't enough.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 30, 2023 06:50 PM (VwHCD)

8 Go fuck yourself.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 30, 2023 06:50 PM (7MSVz)

9 The Pixar stuff was funny, someone made a Joey Plugz Dairy Queen commercial....

by 2040 AI politicians will be more popular and less stupid than the 120 year old democrats

Posted by: sven at November 30, 2023 06:51 PM (X0I7i)

10 This is all just a reminder that the left is doing everything it can to destroy America and turn it into a lawless shithole and declare Martial Law and take away your guns and all your freedoms.

Remember: They. Will. Stop. At. Nothing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 06:51 PM (Zz0t1)

11 The founder of the social justice organization Lead With Love, 33-year-old Michael Latt, was found suffering from a gunshot wound

Lead with Love. Lead, that is, that rhymes with Dead.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 06:51 PM (ynpvh)

12 Lots of Blue-on-Blue incidents in this post.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 30, 2023 06:51 PM (CwhoI)

13 8 Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 30, 2023 06:50 PM (7MSVz)

Thanks to miracle advances in cloning it is not just possible but likely....

Posted by: sven at November 30, 2023 06:51 PM (X0I7i)

14 They're very happy to plunge other people into the hell of constant crime. The only way they notice the disaster of their policies is when they suffer those disaster themselves.


They have insurance and the car will be replaced.

No sweat!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 06:51 PM (Zz0t1)

15 Hmm it seems to me the NWO is using the holocaust as a trial balloon the bring in the AI generated NWO

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 30, 2023 06:51 PM (7cPAc)

16 The Democrat mayor in Denver had his car stolen

Too bad he wasn't in it when it happened.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 06:51 PM (ynpvh)

17 Go fuck yourself.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 30, 2023 06:50 PM (7MSVz)

You're going to have to be more specific; that comment applies to every single quick hit in the post.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 30, 2023 06:52 PM (3Gtis)

18 What does this have to do with Joni getting humped?

Posted by: wth at November 30, 2023 06:52 PM (v0R5T)

19 Lead with Love. Okay.


More like Lead with Love.

(Lead has two pronunciations/meanings).

Posted by: If you have to explain it, it isn't funny at November 30, 2023 06:52 PM (74ypc)

20 10 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 06:51 PM (Zz0t1)

If it is a lawless shithole "good luck at disarming everyone not in your commie club comrade"

Posted by: sven at November 30, 2023 06:52 PM (X0I7i)

21 The founder of the social justice organization Lead With Love, 33-year-old Michael Latt, was found suffering from a gunshot wound, the New York Post reported Thursday.


And the nominees for this year's Darwin Awards are....

Posted by: Dr. T at November 30, 2023 06:52 PM (m9hmt)

22 Queens, down near JFK

Posted by: Jamaica at November 30, 2023 06:52 PM (Eeb9P)

23 Here [as for NY & CA I'm pretty sure] fullsize rifles of larger calibres are allowed swappable external magazines limited to 5 rounds; PCC are allowed up to 10-round magazines; and small-calibre carbines and rifles like those using .22LR are allowed magazines up to 25 rounds but fullsize rifles with internal fixed magazines are allowed whatever they can take so a .303 SMLE Enfield that takes 10 rounds in its magazine is okay. So that's what the dicks are probably trying to recreate to circumvent the Constitution.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 30, 2023 06:53 PM (krqg6)

24 Go fuck yourself.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner


Elon?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 30, 2023 06:53 PM (Bd6X8)

25 The AI Pixar stuff is hillarious!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 06:53 PM (ynpvh)

26 Lead with Love. Okay.

The shooter was heard to shout that as she was firing - "Lead with Love".

Specifically, she casts her own lead bullets so there you go.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2023 06:53 PM (SAX5G)

27 17 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 30, 2023 06:52 PM (3Gtis)

Quite, my callback was in honor of Glenn over at Insty...

I wonder how much his transhuman bugchasing immortality is an act?

Posted by: sven at November 30, 2023 06:53 PM (X0I7i)

28 You're going to have to be more specific; that comment applies to every single quick hit in the post.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 30, 2023 06:52 PM (3Gtis)

They can all go fuck themselves.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 30, 2023 06:53 PM (7MSVz)

29 So. She led with lead.
Ok

Meanwhile the mayor got his car stolen.
*taps the Giv-o-shit meter*
Nothing.

Well. Seabuzzards on the tube tonight.
Sigh...

Posted by: Diogenes at November 30, 2023 06:53 PM (uSHSS)

30 Joe Biden is a menace to society and a threat to the world.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 06:53 PM (Zz0t1)

31 17 Go fuck yourself.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 30, 2023 06:50 PM (7MSVz)

You're going to have to be more specific; that comment applies to every single quick hit in the post.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 30, 2023 06:52 PM (3Gtis)

Maybe he was just Willowed...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 06:53 PM (ynpvh)

32 Wife is Jamaican

Posted by: Jamaica at November 30, 2023 06:53 PM (Eeb9P)

33 We are working on a Biden impeachment to help restore democracy - Mike Johnson

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 30, 2023 06:54 PM (eYF7X)

34 We should get more democrats to go interact with their morality pets....

Posted by: sven at November 30, 2023 06:54 PM (X0I7i)

35 Bob Iger kinda-sorta admits that he went woke and made shareholders go broke.


So, Musk telling him to go f*ck himself had some effect?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 06:54 PM (Zz0t1)

36 Go for it and crush Hamas for 30 days

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2023 06:54 PM (fwDg9)

37 The Clinton one is hilarious...

Posted by: Boswell at November 30, 2023 06:54 PM (K+UlC)

38 I bet the nuclear code is probably something like !LUVChina$.

Posted by: Paco at November 30, 2023 06:54 PM (njExo)

39 This is all just a reminder that the left is doing everything it can to destroy America and turn it into a lawless shithole and declare Martial Law and take away your guns and all your freedoms.

Remember: They. Will. Stop. At. Nothing.


And for some on the other side, that's all they've been waiting for.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 30, 2023 06:54 PM (Bd6X8)

40 Microsoft is not the only AI out there, and more is being developed all the time. Disney put a very small finger in a very large dike. You may now commence with Rosie O'Donnell jokes.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 30, 2023 06:55 PM (CwhoI)

41 28 Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 30, 2023 06:53 PM (7MSVz)

Okay that is growth, so we are gonna have 150 milliion citizen couplings....hourly, daily, weekly, monthly, annually?

Posted by: sven at November 30, 2023 06:55 PM (X0I7i)

42 Denver Mayor Mike Johnston, a Democrat, is among the growing number of individuals in Colorado who have had their vehicles stolen.

===

HA! I can beat that :

"An FBI employee was carjacked in the eastern end of Capitol Hill on Wednesday afternoon, the FBI has confirmed to NBC Washington.

...At this time, we can confirm that an FBI employee was carjacked on the afternoon of November 29," the FBI said in an emailed statement. "The vehicle was recovered, and the FBI Washington Field Office and the Metropolitan Police Department's Carjacking Task Force are investigating."

Posted by: runner at November 30, 2023 06:55 PM (V13WU)

43 Lead with Love. Okay.
------
Maybe she thought it was 'led' Lead and not 'lede' Lead??

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 30, 2023 06:55 PM (krqg6)

44 It's not a true surrender until Disney resumes advertising on X.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 30, 2023 06:56 PM (CwhoI)

45 no one is safe !!

Posted by: runner at November 30, 2023 06:56 PM (V13WU)

46 I am all for impeachment, if not Sundowner who ever will you? His crime family has to go and yes Yje Ho won't be 1 decision different.

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2023 06:56 PM (fwDg9)

47 Where did I read that Iger may harbor presidential ambitions? Was it here somewhere at Ace of Spades, either in a post or in a comment? That's the stuff nightmares are made of.

Posted by: Paco at November 30, 2023 06:56 PM (njExo)

48 My kid has discovered Scratch.

Posted by: Jamaica at November 30, 2023 06:56 PM (Eeb9P)

49 Okay...the AI montage...
What the hell is with the huge white guy with a BK crown on a plane filled with black people?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 06:56 PM (ynpvh)

50 42 Posted by: runner at November 30, 2023 06:55 PM (V13WU)

Remember the same all-powerful unassailable FIB that wants to disarm all Americans can't keep their morality pets from liberating their POVs.

Posted by: sven at November 30, 2023 06:56 PM (X0I7i)

51 "An FBI employee was carjacked in the eastern end of Capitol Hill on Wednesday afternoon, the FBI has confirmed to NBC Washington."

5-1 the carjacker was an undercover Fed.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 30, 2023 06:57 PM (CwhoI)

52 blinken tells Israel not to displce gazans when war begins again.

He's right...just shoot where they stand

Posted by: Ben Had at November 30, 2023 06:57 PM (K+bmq)

53 You're going to have to be more specific; that comment applies to every single quick hit in the post.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 30, 2023 06:52 PM (3Gtis)

I assume he's riffing off of Musk's comment over the advertisers leaving - its a meme all over the internet right now...

Posted by: Boswell at November 30, 2023 06:57 PM (K+UlC)

54 Dindu Muffins...LOL, so wrong.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 06:57 PM (ynpvh)

55 Rittenhouse wasn't carrying a shotgun.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 06:58 PM (Zz0t1)

56 ok so regarding all these dweebs getting car jacked in DC.
Thugs see weakness like a Serengeti Lion..
When the Feds hire feminine males and wanna be men women reality overrides the narrative.. regardless of the ideology..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 30, 2023 06:58 PM (7cPAc)

57 The beep....

it touched me....

WORLD-STAR

Posted by: sven at November 30, 2023 06:58 PM (X0I7i)

58 A 3 y.o. kid was hit by a car in Flushing, Queens. Cops are on TV asking for tips. Why can't they pull up some phone pings and match cars to owners or operators?

Posted by: Jamaica at November 30, 2023 06:58 PM (Eeb9P)

59 Okay, LOL, Pixar Gloryhole. LOL!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 06:59 PM (ynpvh)

60 NY Post has the best headline of the week:

"$19K worth of vaginal tightening gel syringes seized at Minneapolis-St. Paul Airport: CBP"

Moron Horde, start your jokes.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 30, 2023 06:59 PM (NqGS/)

61 Colorado first began their downward spiral by being the first to legalize weed.

Posted by: Drive by at November 30, 2023 06:59 PM (MNhXM)

62 Disney put a very small finger in a very large dike.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 30, 2023 06:55 PM (CwhoI)



I remember those days.....

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 06:59 PM (Zz0t1)

63 Henry Kissinger is dead

Jimmy Carter is alive.

Someone interview Gen. Franco stat.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2023 06:59 PM (Mm2xR)

64 wow I just came down with some kind of stomach bug in the last 90 minutes, and I didn't even eat anything earlier.

Posted by: ace at November 30, 2023 07:00 PM (KRtlO)

65 55 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 06:58 PM (Zz0t1)



For the CQB distances he was working it would have been cinematic...

essentially Grosskreutz would have been an amputee...

just epic

Posted by: sven at November 30, 2023 07:00 PM (X0I7i)

66 RE: Star Wars

I discovered today that the room next to my office--which is currently a breakroom and storage room--was once a video production studio. Back in the early days of "distance classes," professors would record their lectures to VHS tapes and send them out to students. I knew that already.

What I did not know (until today) was that a rather large number of bootleg VHS tapes of "The Star Wars Holiday Special" were made in that video production studio.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 30, 2023 07:00 PM (BpYfr)

67 60 NY Post has the best headline of the week:

"$19K worth of vaginal tightening gel syringes seized at Minneapolis-St. Paul Airport: CBP"

Moron Horde, start your jokes.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 30, 2023 06:59 PM (NqGS/)

That story seems a bit...loose.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 07:00 PM (ynpvh)

68 >> Where did I read that Iger may harbor presidential ambitions? Was it here somewhere at Ace of Spades, either in a post or in a comment? That's the stuff nightmares are made of.

i've mentioned it. it's well-known, though.

Posted by: ace at November 30, 2023 07:00 PM (KRtlO)

69 Ace

FBI agent was carjacked in DC.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2023 07:01 PM (Mm2xR)

70 Wife is Jamaican
Posted by: Jamaica
----
Will you have to divorce if you move to Angola, NY?? And change your permanent sock??

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 30, 2023 07:01 PM (krqg6)

71 >>>FBI agent was carjacked in DC.

thanks. I already added runner's post about that.

Posted by: ace at November 30, 2023 07:01 PM (KRtlO)

72 People would be plenty dumb enough to vote for Captain Disney.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 30, 2023 07:01 PM (rJ7Hd)

73 Questions for an Islamic scholar:

Q: When pleasuring oneself with a goat, is the goat required to wear a Hijab?

A: Praise be to Allah. Only if the goat is female.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 30, 2023 07:01 PM (CecP5)

74 > My kid has discovered Scratch.

Old Scratch?
Satan?

Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2023 07:01 PM (lIio7)

75 What I did not know (until today) was that a rather large number of bootleg VHS tapes of "The Star Wars Holiday Special" were made in that video production studio.

Must have been doing research into psychological torture.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 30, 2023 07:01 PM (Bd6X8)

76 wow I just came down with some kind of stomach bug in the last 90 minutes, and I didn't even eat anything earlier.
Posted by: ace at November 30, 2023 07:00

Take some Pepto .

Posted by: Drive by at November 30, 2023 07:02 PM (MNhXM)

77 Have some oatmeal, ace

Posted by: Ben Had at November 30, 2023 07:02 PM (K+bmq)

78 Wife is Jamaican

Posted by: Jamaica at November 30, 2023 06:53 PM (Eeb9P)

Ah...I remember!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 30, 2023 07:02 PM (3Gtis)

79 United States Federal Government is a Frilly Lizard comprised of lesbians, homosexuals and subservient males .....

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 30, 2023 07:02 PM (7cPAc)

80 thank you , I am honored

Posted by: runner at November 30, 2023 07:02 PM (V13WU)

81 Jessica Tarlov was on The Five yesterday and said actually crime is down.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2023 07:02 PM (63Dwl)

82 >>wow I just came down with some kind of stomach bug in the last 90 minutes, and I didn't even eat anything earlier.

Sounds like lupus.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2023 07:02 PM (ZLI7S)

83 76 wow I just came down with some kind of stomach bug in the last 90 minutes, and I didn't even eat anything earlier.
Posted by: ace at November 30, 2023 07:00

Take some Pepto .

Posted by: Drive by at November 30, 2023 07:02 PM (MNhXM)

If this is an ongoing thing, see a doc.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 07:03 PM (ynpvh)

84 What I did not know (until today) was that a rather large number of bootleg VHS tapes of "The Star Wars Holiday Special" were made in that video production studio.

Someone was a glutton for punishment. Or they liked Bea Arthur. Wait those are not mutually exclusive.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2023 07:03 PM (Mm2xR)

85 Today's Quick Hits and the previous editions proves we are living in a Universe scripted by the original group of writers of the National Lampoon magazine (approx. 1970-1973).

Posted by: Gref at November 30, 2023 07:03 PM (5fDan)

86 Stable Diffusion will make Pixar obsolete in 5 years.
It won't care what the Mouse thinks or threatens.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at November 30, 2023 07:03 PM (TzW+Y)

87 "$19K worth of vaginal tightening gel syringes seized at Minneapolis-St. Paul Airport: CBP"

Christ, my shipment!

Posted by: Madonna at November 30, 2023 07:03 PM (CwhoI)

88 R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts 2h
🚨#BREAKING: The FBI has just released photos of [two] suspects wanted for carjacking an FBI agent at gunpoint in Washington, D.C. The FBI is offering a reward of up to $10,000 for information.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 30, 2023 07:03 PM (krqg6)

89 I wonder what other kinds of videos they made in there.

Posted by: fd at November 30, 2023 07:03 PM (vFG9F)

90
Lead with Love. Okay.

The projectile blossoms into a heart shaped mass once it enters the victim's body.

"An armament wonder!" some have said.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 30, 2023 07:03 PM (xG4kz)

91 President Joe Biden has the code to the White House diaper hamper where he blows up the staff in the laundry every time the White House kitchen staff in the cafeteria has lentils on the menu.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 30, 2023 07:03 PM (fY84s)

92 Hot news @TheNewsTrending 2h
Disney CEO Bob Iger responds to Elon Musk:

I have a lot of respect for Elon and what he's accomplished. We felt the association with that position and Elon Musk and X was not necessarily a positive one for us and we decided we'd pull our advertising.

Gregg Re @gregg_re 1h
Elon musk just demo’d the cybertruck outpacing a Porsche 911 while towing a Porsche 911

Meanwhile bob Iger is busy figuring out why no one is watching marvel films

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 30, 2023 07:04 PM (krqg6)

93
"$19K worth of vaginal tightening gel syringes seized at Minneapolis-St. Paul Airport: CBP"

Moron Horde, start your jokes.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 30, 2023 06:59 PM (NqGS/)



I watched cartoons as a yute.

Isn't that what Alum is for?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 07:04 PM (Zz0t1)

94 87 "$19K worth of vaginal tightening gel syringes seized at Minneapolis-St. Paul Airport: CBP"

Christ, my shipment!

Posted by: Madonna at November 30, 2023 07:03 PM (CwhoI)

Certainly not mine.

Posted by: Cumala at November 30, 2023 07:04 PM (ynpvh)

95 88 Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 30, 2023 07:03 PM (krqg6)

If I had two sons...

//Barry from Choom Land

Posted by: sven at November 30, 2023 07:04 PM (X0I7i)

96
82 >>wow I just came down with some kind of stomach bug in the last 90 minutes, and I didn't even eat anything earlier.

Sounds like lupus.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2023 07:02 PM (ZLI7S

It's never Lupus.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 30, 2023 07:04 PM (mE7cY)

97 Rittenhouse wasn't carrying a shotgun.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 06:58 PM (Zz0t1)

Too bad.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 30, 2023 07:05 PM (3Gtis)

98 Has anyone seen my vaginal tightening gel? I placed a large order recently.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 30, 2023 07:05 PM (NqGS/)

99 [Gregg Re @gregg_re 1h
Elon musk just demo’d the cybertruck outpacing a Porsche 911 while towing a Porsche 911



Have him pull it from the Porsche plan in Atlanta to a dealership in Beverly Hills and get back to me.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 07:05 PM (Zz0t1)

100 52 blinken tells Israel not to displce gazans when war begins again.

He's right...just shoot where they stand
Posted by: Ben Had at November 30, 2023 06:57 PM (K+bmq)

F**in' A. "Credit."

*spit

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 30, 2023 07:05 PM (OX9vb)

101 So that's Karen on a Plane?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2023 07:05 PM (Mm2xR)

102 But what does Jim Cramer say?

Posted by: Axeman at November 30, 2023 07:05 PM (krQz2)

103 Lead with Love. Lead, that is, that rhymes with Dead.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 06:51 PM (ynpvh)

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I don't geet it.

Posted by: New Zealander at November 30, 2023 07:05 PM (wzAuc)

104 Thanks Ace

I see the update.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2023 07:05 PM (Mm2xR)

105 I am dog ass tired today.

Not even going to have a Gimlet tonight, I'd probably pass out.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 30, 2023 07:06 PM (XV/Pl)

106
Too bad.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 30, 2023 07:05 PM (3Gtis)



I agree. A 5 round semi-auto shotty would've been MUCH more resulted.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 07:06 PM (Zz0t1)

107 101 So that's Karen on a Plane?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2023 07:05 PM (Mm2xR)

"That M'fer Ain't Real" blonde.
Or Carrom. I think his name's pronounced Karen.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 07:06 PM (ynpvh)

108 >>>FBI agent was carjacked in DC.

thanks. I already added runner's post about that.
Posted by: ace at November 30, 2023 07:01 PM (KRtlO)

Yeah - bangers showin' out no resp for 'nother brotha...'

Posted by: Boswell at November 30, 2023 07:06 PM (K+UlC)

109 Wife is Jamaican

Posted by: Jamaica at November 30, 2023 06:53 PM (Eeb9P)

Ah...I remember!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 30, 2023 07:02 PM (3Gtis)



You've had his wife?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 07:07 PM (Zz0t1)

110 I wonder what other kinds of videos they made in there.
Posted by: fd at November 30, 2023 07:03 PM (vFG9F)
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That's a very good question. Several years ago when my department took over that space we got rid of boxes and boxes of old VHS tapes.

No telling what any of them had on them, other than a barely legible scribble that may or may not be accurate.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 30, 2023 07:07 PM (BpYfr)

111 19K worth of vaginal tightening gel syringes seized at Minneapolis-St. Paul Airport: CBP" ....


Nobody wants to put in the work anymore. Bunch of lazy c...

Posted by: Kegels at November 30, 2023 07:07 PM (MNhXM)

112 76 wow I just came down with some kind of stomach bug in the last 90 minutes, and I didn't even eat anything earlier.
Posted by: ace at November 30, 2023 07:00

Ace drink a bottle of spring water for a preliminary solution..

Clean water flushed the digestive track eASY PEasy
Your welcome..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 30, 2023 07:07 PM (7cPAc)

113 Attorney General Ken Paxton @KenPaxtonTX 3h
BREAKING:🚨 I am suing Pfizer for misrepresenting Covid-19 vaccine efficacy and conspiring to censor public discourse.

Greg Price @greg_price11 1h
Here is Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla saying in April 2021 that his vaccine is 100% effective and then one year later saying it offers “very limited protection if any.”

Just to give you an idea of how much they lied.

https://tinyurl.com/4u232pd5
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Another reason for the [luckily failed] impeachment??

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 30, 2023 07:07 PM (krqg6)

114
As someone here aptly put it --

"Was the FBI involved in any way? Yes? Then 'not guilty'"!

"Wait, was the defendant a member of the FBI? No? Then still 'not guilty'"!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 30, 2023 07:07 PM (aZBZS)

115 108 >>>FBI agent was carjacked in DC.

thanks. I already added runner's post about that.
Posted by: ace at November 30, 2023 07:01 PM (KRtlO)

Yeah - bangers showin' out no resp for 'nother brotha...'

Posted by: Boswell at November 30, 2023 07:06 PM (K+UlC)

It was a (mostly) peaceful carjacking.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 07:07 PM (ynpvh)

116 A couple of those AI images were laugh out loud funny.

Posted by: Max Power at November 30, 2023 07:07 PM (q177U)

117
Wife is Jamaican
Posted by: Jamaica


Jamaican sammiches?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2023 07:07 PM (63Dwl)

118 101 Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2023 07:05 PM (Mm2xR)

Yes who like George Zimmerman was a Bambi backer the left did not claim when the chips were down....

Have one nervous breakdown and the media throws you in with us.

Posted by: sven at November 30, 2023 07:08 PM (X0I7i)

119 But what does Jim Cramer say?
Posted by: Axeman at November 30, 2023 07:05 PM (krQz2)



"TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON!!!"


Every morning. In a pool of his own sweat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 07:08 PM (Zz0t1)

120 Yeah - bangers showin' out no resp for 'nother brotha...'

Posted by: Boswell at November 30, 2023 07:06 PM (K+UlC)

It was a (mostly) peaceful carjacking.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 07:07 PM (ynpvh

I'm at peace with it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 30, 2023 07:08 PM (mE7cY)

121 >>> This is all just a reminder that the left is doing everything it can to destroy America and turn it into a lawless shithole and declare Martial Law and take away your guns and all your freedoms.

Not a great plan.

Posted by: Max Power at November 30, 2023 07:08 PM (q177U)

122 116 Posted by: Max Power at November 30, 2023 07:07 PM (q177U)



Elmo got hard, and "Single Mother" was sort of epic....

Elmo is not shocking though, you have to watch the quiet weird fuckers.

Posted by: sven at November 30, 2023 07:08 PM (X0I7i)

123 Hot news @TheNewsTrending 3h
Pennsylvania Rep. Dan Meuser [R] says crime is out of control in D.C. and that three of his staffers have been held up at gunpoint in just the past two years.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 30, 2023 07:09 PM (krqg6)

124 wow I just came down with some kind of stomach bug in the last 90 minutes, and I didn't even eat anything earlier.
Posted by: ace at November 30, 2023 07:00



Someone slipped some colonoscopy pretreat into your Value-Rite

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 07:09 PM (Zz0t1)

125 122 116 Posted by: Max Power at November 30, 2023 07:07 PM (q177U)



Elmo got hard, and "Single Mother" was sort of epic....

Elmo is not shocking though, you have to watch the quiet weird fuckers.

Posted by: sven at November 30, 2023 07:08 PM (X0I7i)

He does have a tranny voice for a boy...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 07:09 PM (ynpvh)

126 So as a sop to his left wing antisemite Pali protestors, Biden wants a complete ceasefire and end to the pursuit of Hamas, who just perpetrated one of them most insidious genocides in history. Wow, that doesn't sound like unequivocal support for Israel.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 30, 2023 07:09 PM (vBMpQ)

127 If they lead with love, crime will go down.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 30, 2023 07:09 PM (mE7cY)

128 "No telling what any of them had on them, other than a barely legible scribble that may or may not be accurate.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel "

Dang. No telling who you could have found in blackface or worse.

Posted by: fd at November 30, 2023 07:09 PM (vFG9F)

129 Holiday Lights security: Enhanced police presence for Boston's tree lighting ceremony
Pro-Palestinian protest gathers nearby on Boston Common

When Boston's official Christmas tree is lit Thursday evening, the annual "Holiday Lights" celebration will occur under the watchful eyes of an enhanced police presence following protests and arrests near New York City's tree lighting.
On Boston Common Thursday afternoon, police were seen unloading a large number of metal barriers to place around the ceremony stage, viewing area and a collection of related tents.
Boston Police did not comment on their specific safety plans for the event but officers and K9s were seen patrolling the Common and officers from Quincy were also seen in the area.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 30, 2023 07:10 PM (9aVck)

130 Jessica Tarlov was on The Five yesterday and said actually crime is down.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

If you look at everything that was reclassified as misdemeanor rather than a felony, or something along those line - she might be right.

Or the cops not bothering to investigate and people not reporting since it probably won't be interested, she might be right

That was the whole purpose of making felonies into misdemeanors.

See, violent crime is down. MSM

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 30, 2023 07:10 PM (FxH7T)

131 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 5h
NEW - Kamala Harris says AI robots like Schwarzenegger in "Terminator" are "not a current threat."

https://tinyurl.com/28mnn8fz
27 seconds; "Existental risk/s".

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 30, 2023 07:10 PM (krqg6)

132 124 wow I just came down with some kind of stomach bug in the last 90 minutes, and I didn't even eat anything earlier.
Posted by: ace at November 30, 2023 07:00

Someone slipped some colonoscopy pretreat into your Value-Rite

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 07:09 PM (Zz0t1)

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/
3-ways-stomach-telling-hearts-110427430.html

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 07:10 PM (ynpvh)

133 oh, here is the leaked transcript :


"Blinken’s remarks were leaked to the Israeli press. The Times of Israel quoted a transcript of his meeting with Israel’s war cabinet:

Blinken: You can’t operate in southern Gaza in the way you did in the north. There are two million Palestinians there. You need to evacuate fewer people from their homes, be more accurate in the attacks, not hit UN facilities, and ensure that there are enough protected areas [for civilians]. And if not? Then not to attack where there is a civilian population. What is your system of operation?

IDF Chief Herzi Halevi: We follow a number of principles — proportionality, distinction, and the laws of war. There were instances where we attacked on the basis of those principles, and instances where we decided not to attack, because we waited for a better opportunity.

Defense Minister Yoav Gallant: The entire Israeli society is united behind the goal of dismantling Hamas, even if it takes months.

Blinken: I don’t think you have the credit for that."

Posted by: runner at November 30, 2023 07:10 PM (V13WU)

134 21 The founder of the social justice organization Lead With Love, 33-year-old Michael Latt, was found suffering from a gunshot wound, the New York Post reported Thursday.

And the nominees for this year's Darwin Awards are....
Posted by: Dr. T at November 30, 2023 06:52 PM (m9hmt)

I think he just earned the Darwin Award with crunchy nut clusters attached.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2023 07:11 PM (i9ffA)

135 Gregg Re @gregg_re 1h
Elon musk just demo’d the cybertruck outpacing a Porsche 911 while towing a Porsche 911



Have him pull it from the Porsche plan in Atlanta to a dealership in Beverly Hills and get back to me.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 07:05 PM (Zz0t1)

I like the pistol caliber bullet proof doors demonstration.

Posted by: Kegels at November 30, 2023 07:11 PM (MNhXM)

136 So has that Deadspin Carrion been fired yet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2023 07:11 PM (Mm2xR)

137 126 Posted by: Marcus T at November 30, 2023 07:09 PM (vBMpQ)

Blinken was told to go fuck himself, justifiably so.

Posted by: sven at November 30, 2023 07:11 PM (X0I7i)

138 Mike Johnson haha, you wanted it.
Glad you got your wish

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2023 07:11 PM (fwDg9)

139 Nothing to say about a demented man threatening that he could blow up the world if he gets cranky.

I remember when they lost their shit when Reagan joked that bombing would start in five minutes.

Posted by: Bert G at November 30, 2023 07:11 PM (VARTN)

140 It's fascinating the panic Biden is trying to hide in forcing Israel to agree to a permanent cease-fire.

The moslum psyche demands they believe they will always win.
Hamas being crushed cannot be allowed.
The anti-Jew attacks in the US are going to get worse.
Much, much worse.

The panic is, so far, the Democrats have been able to pretend they aren't happening.
But, this is inevitable, there is going to be a Hamas attack on Jews in the US unless they see Biden forcing Israel to stop.
Panic and fear--not for the deaths, but for the electoral consequences.
That's all that matters to them.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at November 30, 2023 07:11 PM (TzW+Y)

141 "After refusing to declare a dividend for shareholders for three years, Bob Iger ordered his CFO to announce a dividend of 30 cents per share. This is done only for political reasons; he wants to fend off Nelson Peltz's proxy fight by saying 'I was the guy who gave you a dividend (after denying you one for years). I'm a good CEO!'"

I taught him everything he knows. I did that with illegal immigration and the promise to build the damn wall. Worked like a charm.

Posted by: Zombie McCain, R-Hell at November 30, 2023 07:11 PM (aXxgO)

142 Up at Twitchy: Study Shows Increased Mental Health Issues In People Who Obeyed COVID Measures
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https://amz.run/7Rwv
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Do they *really* expect me to believe that?

Posted by: Axeman at November 30, 2023 07:11 PM (krQz2)

143
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/
3-ways-stomach-telling-hearts-110427430.html
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 07:10 PM (ynpvh)



That's cruel, man.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 07:12 PM (Zz0t1)

144 Kamala Harris says AI robots like Schwarzenegger in "Terminator" are "not a current threat."

Well it takes a 'bot to know one.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2023 07:12 PM (Mm2xR)

145 "Sounds like lupus.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2023 07:02 PM (ZLI7S

It's never Lupus."

It could be a tumor!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2023 07:12 PM (hH3Px)

146 Or maybe "It takes one skin job to spot another skin job."

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2023 07:12 PM (Mm2xR)

147 136 So has that Deadspin Carrion been fired yet?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2023 07:11 PM (Mm2xR

I don't think so. Probably got a raise.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 30, 2023 07:13 PM (mE7cY)

148 125 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 07:09 PM (ynpvh)

Simo Haya was pretty high voiced....

https://youtu.be/JRIfWazqIQ8?si=vUOO4YH9VKZib8XI

Posted by: sven at November 30, 2023 07:13 PM (X0I7i)

149 Heh...when you have a Carjacking Task Force...you're fvcked.

Posted by: Orson at November 30, 2023 07:13 PM (dIske)

150 137 126 Posted by: Marcus T at November 30, 2023 07:09 PM (vBMpQ)

Blinken was told to go fuck himself, justifiably so.

Posted by: sven at November 30, 2023 07:11 PM (X0I7i)

I'd like to know how many wars Blinken has managed.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 07:13 PM (ynpvh)

151 Is now a good time to mention that B'More has had over 10,000 cars stolen this year to date?

They may break 11,000 for the year.

Population 560,000.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2023 07:13 PM (hH3Px)

152 I cannot stand Blinken's voice and his manner of speaking, I can take about 10 seconds of that monotone vocalize, and then I start to have knots in my stomach. I am sensitive like that.

Posted by: runner at November 30, 2023 07:14 PM (V13WU)

153 Private Joker:
How can you shoot Social Justice Advocates?

Crazy Lady:
Easy... you don't lead 'em so much.

Crazy Lady:
Ain't war hell?

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at November 30, 2023 07:14 PM (VMFAF)

154 "As predicted: Biden will back Israel to the full... for 30 days.

At which point Israel's available "credit" from the Bank of Biden runs out."


Joe wants to force Israel to strictly abide by the Laws Of War. Joe Biden's Laws of War. "The Biden Laws of War" is a very short document. It contains one law: A war crime is anything Joe Biden does not like and/or hurts him politically with core Democrat voters.

Posted by: Gref at November 30, 2023 07:14 PM (5fDan)

155 68 >> Where did I read that Iger may harbor presidential ambitions? Was it here somewhere at Ace of Spades, either in a post or in a comment? That's the stuff nightmares are made of.

i've mentioned it. it's well-known, though.
Posted by: ace at November 30, 2023 07:00 PM (KRtlO)

Iger's presidential ambitions are even more ridiculous than Chris Christie's.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2023 07:14 PM (i9ffA)

156 "They're very happy to plunge other people into the hell of constant crime. The only way they notice the disaster of their policies is when they suffer those disaster themselves."

Remember, many of these people are psychopaths. Empathy is not in their nature. Pain/Discomfort ONLY matters when it's happening to them.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at November 30, 2023 07:14 PM (aXxgO)

157 >>FBI agent was carjacked in DC.

Posted by: Anna Puma
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was it a personal car or company car

Posted by: Don Black (was DB) at November 30, 2023 07:14 PM (geLO8)

158 I'd like to know how many wars Blinken has managed.

Won or lost?

In the loss column there is Afghanistan.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2023 07:15 PM (Mm2xR)

159
Iger's presidential ambitions are even more ridiculous than Chris Christie's.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2023 07:14 PM (i9ffA)



What a duo that would be.

The fat / fatter f*ck ticket.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 07:15 PM (Zz0t1)

160 "Blinken’s remarks were leaked to the Israeli press. The Times of Israel quoted a transcript of his meeting with Israel’s war cabinet:

. . . .

Defense Minister Yoav Gallant: The entire Israeli society is united behind the goal of dismantling Hamas, even if it takes months.

Blinken: I don’t think you have the credit for that."
Posted by: runner

Defense Minister Yoav Gallant: *In Hebrew* - "Go F*ck Yourself."

Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2023 07:15 PM (SAX5G)

161 144 Kamala Harris says AI robots like Schwarzenegger in "Terminator" are "not a current threat."

Well it takes a 'bot to know one.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2023 07:12 PM (Mm2xR)

What she meant was "Not til NEXT year."

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2023 07:15 PM (i9ffA)

162 Yes who like George Zimmerman was a Bambi backer the left did not claim when the chips were down....

Have one nervous breakdown and the media throws you in with us.
Posted by: sven at November 30, 2023 07:08 PM (X0I7i)

Another example where conservatives for the most part supported someone who politically disagreed with them. One thing the Left for the most part will never ever do. You have some outliers that will speak up but 99% will always go against whatever their opponent is for.

Posted by: Kegels at November 30, 2023 07:16 PM (MNhXM)

163 Won or lost?

In the loss column there is Afghanistan.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2023 07:15 PM (Mm2xR)

*caugh

Ukraine

*caugh

Posted by: runner at November 30, 2023 07:16 PM (V13WU)

164 Biden and Blinken single-handedly rearmed the Taliban and gave them a country.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 30, 2023 07:16 PM (mE7cY)

165 *cough, cough!

Posted by: runner at November 30, 2023 07:16 PM (V13WU)

166 157 Posted by: Don Black (was DB) at November 30, 2023 07:14 PM (geLO

Looked like a POV, B ampersand E'd by POCs....

Posted by: sven at November 30, 2023 07:16 PM (X0I7i)

167 The Iger Sanction, coming this November 2024.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2023 07:16 PM (Mm2xR)

168 [Biden and Blinken single-handedly rearmed the Taliban and gave them a country.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 30, 2023 07:16 PM (mE7cY)



And murdered Americans to do it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 07:16 PM (Zz0t1)

169 Ace, whatever you do, try to stay hydrated. Chew ice if you can't get water down.

Posted by: Paco at November 30, 2023 07:17 PM (njExo)

170 Ace, whatever you do, try to stay hydrated. Chew ice if you can't get water down.
Posted by: Paco at November 30, 2023 07:17 PM (njExo)



Pedialyte FTW.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 07:17 PM (Zz0t1)

171 I feel like I ended up on a watch list looking at that AI montage.. but yeah I laughed

Posted by: brak at November 30, 2023 07:17 PM (AR07F)

172 Was Jimmeh Catah worse at Foreign Policy?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 30, 2023 07:18 PM (mE7cY)

173 Zinc fights infection. Right ? Vitamin C.

Posted by: runner at November 30, 2023 07:18 PM (V13WU)

174 Kamala Harris says AI robots like Schwarzenegger in "Terminator" are "not a current threat."

As long as Jim Cramer didn't say it we're fine.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 30, 2023 07:18 PM (NqGS/)

175 arens have no recourse to relieve the natural compulsion but to ACT OUT in public.

KARENS motherly instinct to correct her children in a Godly fashion has been usurped by

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 30, 2023 07:19 PM (7cPAc)

176 I feel like I ended up on a watch list looking at that AI montage.. but yeah I laughed

Many of those were fantastic.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 30, 2023 07:19 PM (NqGS/)

177 162 Posted by: Kegels at November 30, 2023 07:16 PM (MNhXM)

There were several lessons therein:

1) backing Zimmerman's right to use lethal force in the face of a ground and pound was decried even here for a bit

2) the media narrative machine does not give a single f*ck about the actual facts and background of a shooter

and

3) the democrat DAs engage in provable prosecutorial misconduct as "hello" they magicked up an ear witness that was not in reality not even on the phone and the DA knowingly conspired with the people perpetrating the hoax....

zero bar sanctions involved.

Posted by: sven at November 30, 2023 07:19 PM (X0I7i)

178 168 [Biden and Blinken single-handedly rearmed the Taliban and gave them a country.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 30, 2023 07:16 PM (mE7cY)


And murdered Americans to do it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 07:16 PM (Zz0t1)

So Ukraine, Afghanistan. Yup, great victories, just not for us.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 07:19 PM (ynpvh)

179 Oh how I wish I could slow down the AI vid. Would really like a closer look at some of those.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at November 30, 2023 07:19 PM (2oshX)

180 Leading Report @LeadingReport 22h
BREAKING: Chiefs football fans are reportedly planning to wear red and black face paint next game to support the boy who was called racist by the media.
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And how!

Jesse Watters @JesseBWatters 21h
EXCLUSIVE: The 9-year-old Chiefs fan, who was falsely smeared as a racist for supporting his team, speaks out on Primetime.

Holden Armenta says this whole thing has been scary and overwhelming. His father, Bubba, says it's too late for an apology- the damage is already done.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 30, 2023 07:19 PM (krqg6)

181 172 Was Jimmeh Catah worse at Foreign Policy?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 30, 2023 07:18 PM (mE7cY)

How many wars did Jimmah try to get us into?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 07:20 PM (ynpvh)

182 What the hell is with the huge white guy with a BK crown on a plane filled with black people?

There was a viral video of an old man on a plane wearing a BK crown and yelling the N word at the top of his lungs.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 30, 2023 07:20 PM (NqGS/)

183 150 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 07:13 PM (ynpvh)

to win?

Anyway Israel should perhaps be paying attention to what their cousins put in office here.

Posted by: sven at November 30, 2023 07:20 PM (X0I7i)

184 176 I feel like I ended up on a watch list looking at that AI montage.. but yeah I laughed

Many of those were fantastic.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 30, 2023 07:19 PM (NqGS/)

I don't get the huge white guy with the BK crown on the plane filled with black clones...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 07:20 PM (ynpvh)

185 Both lost an allied country due to their meddling.

Both have created terrible economies.

Both have been seen around rabbits.

Both have Americans held hostage. But Joey is worse because of the ones left in Afghanistan and now in Gaza.

So Joey is worse.

And this is before tallying all the corruption Joey is mired in.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2023 07:21 PM (Mm2xR)

186 179 Oh how I wish I could slow down the AI vid. Would really like a closer look at some of those.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at November 30, 2023 07:19 PM (2oshX)

Pause is your friend.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 07:21 PM (ynpvh)

187 Joe wants to force Israel to strictly abide by the Laws Of War. Joe Biden's Laws of War. "The Biden Laws of War" is a very short document. It contains one law: A war crime is anything Joe Biden does not like and/or hurts him politically with core Democrat voters.
Posted by: Gref at November 30, 2023 07:14 PM (5fDan)
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I prefer "Zapp Brannigan's Big Book of War."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 30, 2023 07:21 PM (BpYfr)

188 "...was found suffering from a gunshot wound,"

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Was he? Was he suffering? Has anyone experiencing a gunshot wound NOT been suffering?

Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2023 07:21 PM (QBaJw)

189 When dies a government employee ever use their personal as in bought with money ever use?

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2023 07:21 PM (fwDg9)

190 Pope Francis canceled his trip to Dubai for the U.N. climate conference on doctors’ orders Tuesday, even though he is recovering from the flu and lung inflammation, the Vatican said. Francis, who turns 87 next month, was scheduled to leave Rome on Friday to address the COP28.
“Climate change is one of the principal challenges facing society and the global community", the pope wrote in the document. “Climate change is one of the principal challenges facing society and the global community. No one can ignore the fact that in recent years we have witnessed extreme weather phenomena, frequent periods of unusual heat, drought, and other cries of protest on the part of the earth that are only a few palpable expressions of a silent disease that affects everyone”
Francis wrote that the effects of climate change “are here and increasingly evident,” and warned of increasing heat waves and the possible melting of the polar ice caps, which he said would lead to “immensely grave consequences for everyone.”

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 30, 2023 07:21 PM (9aVck)

191 >Was Jimmeh Catah worse at Foreign Policy?

Posted by: AlaBAMA
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oh hell yeah
he's the reason the Islamic Republic Of Iran is a thing

Posted by: Don Black (was DB) at November 30, 2023 07:21 PM (geLO8)

192 182 What the hell is with the huge white guy with a BK crown on a plane filled with black people?

There was a viral video of an old man on a plane wearing a BK crown and yelling the N word at the top of his lungs.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 30, 2023 07:20 PM (NqGS/)

I dun missed that one.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 07:21 PM (ynpvh)

193 not in reality even on the phone apologies...

DD Genital was not an ear witness, she was not St Traytables side piece and her 1/2 sister who was both but wanted to hide put her up to it.

Posted by: sven at November 30, 2023 07:22 PM (X0I7i)

194 Queef is back on X!

Catturd ™ @catturd2 12h
Good morning - did I call it or what? 😂

https://tinyurl.com/4tvuazwx
screencap

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 30, 2023 07:22 PM (krqg6)

195 well, it'g good to know where this is going:

"Iranian dictator Ayatollah Ali Khamenei celebrated the “de-Americanization” of the Middle East through the harrowing Hamas terrorist attack of October 7 on Israel while speaking on Wednesday to members of Iran’s brutal Basij militia.

Khamenei, who has repeatedly celebrated the terror onslaught and dismissed even the babies among the 1,200 Israelis and other civilians killed on October 7 as “not civilians,” claimed that the response to the Hamas atrocities had “destroyed the reputation of … the United States” and “ruined the reputation of Western culture and civilization” generally. Khamenei also railed against the “two-state solution” — a plan touted by much of the international left in which parts of Israel are carved out of the country to create a new nation of “Palestine” — instead calling for the complete destruction of Israel."

Posted by: runner at November 30, 2023 07:22 PM (V13WU)

196 188 "...was found suffering from a gunshot wound,"

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Was he? Was he suffering? Has anyone experiencing a gunshot wound NOT been suffering?

Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2023 07:21 PM (QBaJw)

I thought they found him dead. If he was still suffering, well, ask Old Scratch about that.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 07:22 PM (ynpvh)

197 I don't think it's necessary just yet to slap hit iron to ace's stomach but keep it in mind.

Posted by: Drive by at November 30, 2023 07:23 PM (MNhXM)

198 190 Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 30, 2023 07:21 PM (9aVck)

meanwhile here on Earth EUtopia is having the earliest snowfalls in decades and there is ample skiing going on...

as a lapsed Catholic is still pains me to say "Fuck off Francis"

Posted by: sven at November 30, 2023 07:23 PM (X0I7i)

199 >Pope Francis canceled his trip to Dubai for the U.N. climate conference

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WTF does poping have to do with climate?
be a shepherd to your flock, Frank- that's your job

Posted by: Don Black (was DB) at November 30, 2023 07:23 PM (geLO8)

200 Francis wrote that the effects of climate change “are here and increasingly evident,” and warned of increasing heat waves and the possible melting of the polar ice caps, which he said would lead to “immensely grave consequences for everyone.”
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe

The fraud should limit his remarks to only those subjects he is expert in. Guess that lets out Catholic Doctrine too.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2023 07:23 PM (SAX5G)

201 Pause is your friend.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Fair, but the combo of my stoopid phone and twatter gives mixed results on pause. Lots of restarting then trying to make me get a twatter account. Would just be better to cycle at a slower rate

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at November 30, 2023 07:23 PM (2oshX)

202 And I'm sure they don't REALLY give "Joe's Marine" the actual codes.

Kinda like when your kid is strapped into his car seat, in the back. You can put a steering wheel on the thing, let the kid slobber on it, say "vroom" or whatever... he's not actually driving the car.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2023 07:23 PM (QBaJw)

203 Oh how I wish I could slow down the AI vid. Would really like a closer look at some of those.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at November 30, 2023 07:19 PM (2oshX)



Click the middle of the video to pause it. Then click again to unpause.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 07:24 PM (Zz0t1)

204 141 "After refusing to declare a dividend for shareholders for three years, Bob Iger ordered his CFO to announce a dividend of 30 cents per share. This is done only for political reasons; he wants to fend off Nelson Peltz's proxy fight by saying 'I was the guy who gave you a dividend (after denying you one for years). I'm a good CEO!'"

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Disney dividends always were a joke. Something like 1%. Why'd they even bother?

Posted by: New Zealander at November 30, 2023 07:24 PM (wzAuc)

205 Israel is views as an extension of America and the West in general, and that cocksucker Khamenei can't stand that.

Posted by: runner at November 30, 2023 07:24 PM (V13WU)

206 198 190 Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 30, 2023 07:21 PM (9aVck)

meanwhile here on Earth EUtopia is having the earliest snowfalls in decades and there is ample skiing going on...

as a lapsed Catholic is still pains me to say "Fuck off Francis"

Posted by: sven at November 30, 2023 07:23 PM (X0I7i)

I always think Deadpool...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 07:24 PM (ynpvh)

207 The Pope's trip was cancelled on account of ill health. The flu you say?

Maybe he will get plenty of rest like John Paul I.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2023 07:24 PM (Mm2xR)

208 135 Have him pull it from the Porsche plan in Atlanta to a dealership in Beverly Hills and get back to me.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 07:05 PM (Zz0t1)

I like the pistol caliber bullet proof doors demonstration.


no doubt handy when delivering porsches in beverly hills

Posted by: anachronda at November 30, 2023 07:25 PM (sGtp+)

209 “Climate change is one of the principal challenges facing society and the global community", the pope wrote in the document. “Climate change is one of the principal challenges facing society and the global community. No one can ignore the fact that in recent years we have witnessed extreme weather phenomena, frequent periods of unusual heat, drought, and other cries of protest on the part of the earth that are only a few palpable expressions of a silent disease that affects everyone”


Bruh.....do you even DO The Bible?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 07:25 PM (Zz0t1)

210 And I'm sure they don't REALLY give "Joe's Marine" the actual codes.

Kinda like when your kid is strapped into his car seat, in the back. You can put a steering wheel on the thing, let the kid slobber on it, say "vroom" or whatever... he's not actually driving the car.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2023 07:23 PM (QBaJw)
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FJB doesn't realize it, but the "code" they give him is just the combination on his luggage.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 30, 2023 07:25 PM (BpYfr)

211 207 The Pope's trip was cancelled on account of ill health. The flu you say?

i thought the pope was influable

Posted by: anachronda at November 30, 2023 07:25 PM (sGtp+)

212 I hereby volunteer to courier the pallets of cash that the American People would contribute to the Cause of Israel, in lieu of "government funding", if such is withheld. Pallets of cash are good enough for Tehran, they're good enough for Israel.

To facilitate this, I'll be needing some Conservative Zillionaire to make the loan of his Gulfstream V (it has the payload and range to fly direct, Miami to Tel Aviv), or similarly, charter a private cargo jet, such as from Atlas Air, or similar.

The budget will have to include the "padding" to fund a full contingent of very heavily armed, former Special Forces type, for security. And money to underwrite the IAF sending out a flight of F-16s and their aerial tanker(s), so as to meet the flight over the Eastern Atlantic, seeing it safely through the Med, all the way to landing.

Won't need no Blinken' "credit", then, after all.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 30, 2023 07:25 PM (e6UQI)

213 In re: Blinken's comments on Israel and Hamas, I can think of no animal so low and disgusting that it deserves to be used in a metaphorical sense to describe this administration and the people in it (except possibly at the level of microorganisms; Ace's stomach bug, perhaps).

Really hope you feel better soon, Ace. I had one of those things one time and got so sick I sort of keeled over while I was parked in front of a toilet bowl, banging my head sharply on the side of the bathtub. The pain in the blow to my head was as nothing compared to the sickness.

Posted by: Paco at November 30, 2023 07:26 PM (njExo)

214 The more things change …

I have a 1971 yearbook discussing the uptick of violent crime in Washington, DC. Nixon during his campaign called it “the most violent city in America” or somesuch.

A flurry of legislation ensued. Stuff like, you know, keeping multiple violent offenders locked up. Crazy stuff like that.

Make no mistake - the people coddling criminals - they don’t care about “minorities”. They are in fact, the absolute worst possible thing that could happen. That’s how you know this shit is deliberate with malice aforethought.

The people behind this shit want chaos. They want discontent, license, agitation, and mob rule.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 30, 2023 07:26 PM (l8IOH)

215 209 “Climate change is one of the principal challenges facing society and the global community", the pope wrote in the document. “Climate change is one of the principal challenges facing society and the global community. No one can ignore the fact that in recent years we have witnessed extreme weather phenomena, frequent periods of unusual heat, drought, and other cries of protest on the part of the earth that are only a few palpable expressions of a silent disease that affects everyone”

Bruh.....do you even DO The Bible?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 07:25 PM (Zz0t1)

Depends on your definition of "Do".

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 07:26 PM (ynpvh)

216 >The fraud should limit his remarks to only those subjects he is expert in. Guess that lets out Catholic Doctrine too.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2023 07:23 PM (SAX5G)

Well, Frankie's not Catholic, so...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 30, 2023 07:26 PM (GTqXr)

217 I start to have knots in my stomach. I am sensitive like that.

I think we may have found Ace's mystery illness: a case of the Blinks.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 30, 2023 07:26 PM (CecP5)

218 @150

>>I'd like to know how many wars Blinken has managed.

He has a lot of experience implementing sh*t ass foreign policy.

He implemented shit ass policy for Clinton, Bush, The SCOAMF and now The Meat Puppet.

Essentially he's a male version of Jaimie Gorelick or Victoria Nuland.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 30, 2023 07:26 PM (XV/Pl)

219 Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2023 07:21 PM (QBaJw)

I thought they found him dead. If he was still suffering, well, ask Old Scratch about that.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 07:22 PM (ynpvh)

Well if he's dead, the gunshot wound is the least of his concerns.

I hate newspaper speak. I long for the day when AI takes over that job too.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2023 07:26 PM (QBaJw)

220 Jessica Tarlov was on The Five yesterday and said actually crime is down.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

I find Gutfeld's tolerance of Tarlov on the Five endlessly fascinating - Pumpkin hairdo chick is obviously just a non-thinking repeater of imbecilic DNC talking points - but she's treated as if her idiotic talking points that she spouts, often without these points even being related to the topic being discussed, as if they were thought provoking ruminations of some free and living human being - that's not Tarlov at all...she's a paid marketing agent without her own point of view at all.

Posted by: Boswell at November 30, 2023 07:27 PM (K+UlC)

221 211 207 The Pope's trip was cancelled on account of ill health. The flu you say?

i thought the pope was influable

Posted by: anachronda at November 30, 2023 07:25 PM (sGtp+)

Only when speaking for Pfizer.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 07:27 PM (ynpvh)

222 In matters of Doctrine the Pope is infallible.

Climate change, he's just a schmuck in a funny hat.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2023 07:27 PM (Mm2xR)

223 Blinken is insidiously saying they will slow down or stop arms supplies. That's what he means by credit.

Oh and conveniently, Democrats have stalled the defense bill for Israel the House passed. They're excuse is they want it combined with Ukraine so they and the McConnell Republican Caucus can hide their votes.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 30, 2023 07:27 PM (vBMpQ)

224 Leading Report @LeadingReport 22h
BREAKING: Chiefs football fans are reportedly planning to wear red and black face paint next game to support the boy who was called racist by the media.


The leaders of the kid's threw him under the bus today. They said the tribe does not condone wearing Indian headdress and other woke crap.

Posted by: Gref at November 30, 2023 07:27 PM (5fDan)

225 Pope Francis canceled his trip to Dubai for the U.N. climate conference

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WTF does poping have to do with climate?
be a shepherd to your flock, Frank- that's your job
Posted by: Don Black (was DB) at November 30, 2023 07:23 PM (geLO

And I'm sure there's lots of Catholics over there in Dubai, needing the Pope to pope them.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2023 07:28 PM (QBaJw)

226
The leaders of the kid's threw him under the bus today. They said the tribe does not condone wearing Indian headdress and other woke crap.
Posted by: Gref at November 30, 2023 07:27 PM (5fDan)



Link?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 07:28 PM (Zz0t1)

227 FJB doesn't realize it, but the "code" they give him is just the combination on his luggage.

1
2
3
4

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 30, 2023 07:29 PM (CecP5)

228 The leaders of the kid's threw him under the bus today. They said the tribe does not condone wearing Indian headdress and other woke crap.
Posted by: Gref

So the Indians are Indian-givers?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2023 07:29 PM (SAX5G)

229 224 Leading Report @LeadingReport 22h
BREAKING: Chiefs football fans are reportedly planning to wear red and black face paint next game to support the boy who was called racist by the media.


The leaders of the kid's threw him under the bus today. They said the tribe does not condone wearing Indian headdress and other woke crap.

Posted by: Gref at November 30, 2023 07:27 PM (5fDan)

Do they have any casinos?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 07:29 PM (ynpvh)

230 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 07:25 PM (Zz0t1)

The hurricane seasons have been below predictions for last five years at least. This year was particularly slow. Of course these people don't want to remember warning us that hurricanes will be more frequent and stronger.

Posted by: Drive by at November 30, 2023 07:29 PM (MNhXM)

231 I will change Jamaica Queens to Jamaica [new place], hopefully Jamaica Accomack

Posted by: Jamaica at November 30, 2023 07:29 PM (Eeb9P)

232 Joey Bidet has the same code as President Skroob.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2023 07:29 PM (Mm2xR)

233 The AI montage was hilarious, btw. Is there a way to slow down the rate of progression of the images?

Posted by: Paco at November 30, 2023 07:29 PM (njExo)

234
The hurricane seasons have been below predictions for last five years at least. This year was particularly slow. Of course these people don't want to remember warning us that hurricanes will be more frequent and stronger.
Posted by: Drive by at November 30, 2023 07:29 PM (MNhXM)



Seems everyone should go back and watch An Inconvenient Truth again.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 07:30 PM (Zz0t1)

235 "Category VI storms!" they screamed after Katrina.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2023 07:30 PM (Mm2xR)

236 The AI montage was hilarious, btw. Is there a way to slow down the rate of progression of the images?
Posted by: Paco at November 30, 2023 07:29 PM (njExo)



No. You must pause the video manually.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 07:30 PM (Zz0t1)

237 >222 In matters of Doctrine the Pope is infallible.

Climate change, he's just a schmuck in a funny hat.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2023 07:27 PM (Mm2xR)

Yeah Frankie is all about the 'doctrine'.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 30, 2023 07:30 PM (GTqXr)

238 230 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 07:25 PM (Zz0t1)

The hurricane seasons have been below predictions for last five years at least. This year was particularly slow. Of course these people don't want to remember warning us that hurricanes will be more frequent and stronger.

Posted by: Drive by at November 30, 2023 07:29 PM (MNhXM)

A great deal of factors go into hurricane development:
1) water temp
2) upper winds

It is *believed* by some that if temp rises globally, the increase in upper-level winds may cause a DECREASE in hurricanes

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 07:31 PM (ynpvh)

239 Yes, zinc can get into virus cells and kill the virus.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 30, 2023 07:31 PM (t0dV9)

240 The leaders of the kid's threw him under the bus today. They said the tribe does not condone wearing Indian headdress and other woke crap.
Posted by: Gref at November 30, 2023 07:27 PM (5fDan)

Well then F them, and the horse they rode in on too.

Politicians are politicians, whether they wear suits and ties, Muslim headdress, or bolo ties. They represent nothing but their own oligarchies.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2023 07:31 PM (QBaJw)

241 AlaBAMA: "Was Jimmeh Catah worse at Foreign Policy?"

Hard to compare eras, but Imma say no. Biden/Kamala/Obama have multi-continental failures. I don't consider Carter's as broad. He also didn't arm a country of terrorists (after already spending trillions in lives/assets in the country's longest war) or work to finance the nuclear ambitions of Iran. That by itself is an order of magnitude less damaging than the Coup currently running the country.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at November 30, 2023 07:31 PM (aXxgO)

242 The leaders of the kid's threw him under the bus today. They said the tribe does not condone wearing Indian headdress and other woke crap.

Posted by: Gref at November 30, 2023 07:27 PM (5fDan)

Wait - so his own Grandfather and his dad threw their spawn under the Tee Pee? Hard to believe...both are on the board of the Tribe.

Posted by: Boswell at November 30, 2023 07:32 PM (K+UlC)

243 235 Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2023 07:30 PM (Mm2xR)

I was kind of let down, after Katrina I was ready to turn New Orleans into an aquatic theme park after the next super storm.

"Mardi Gras 2012-Under the Sea!"

Posted by: sven at November 30, 2023 07:32 PM (X0I7i)

244 226
The leaders of the kid's threw him under the bus today. They said the tribe does not condone wearing Indian headdress and other woke crap.
Posted by: Gref at November 30, 2023 07:27 PM (5fDan)

Link?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 07:28 PM (Zz0t1)


https://tinyurl.com/bddcf89a

Posted by: Gref at November 30, 2023 07:32 PM (5fDan)

245 235 "Category VI storms!" they screamed after Katrina.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2023 07:30 PM (Mm2xR)

Fujita scale only goes up to F5...
Safir Simpson scale only goes up to 5...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 07:32 PM (ynpvh)

246 Never conflate the organization of the "church" run by men, with the church of Jesus Christ. Only Christ was infallible.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 30, 2023 07:32 PM (vBMpQ)

247 >Pope Francis canceled his trip to Dubai for the U.N. climate conference

A climate conference in a place where the climate never changes. Sounds right.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2023 07:32 PM (ZLI7S)

248 I watched the AI/Pixar video

I still don't know what I just saw

Posted by: Don Black (was DB) at November 30, 2023 07:32 PM (geLO8)

249 >A climate conference in a place where the climate never changes. Sounds right.

Posted by: JackStraw


they have 2 seasons
hot and really hot

Posted by: Don Black (was DB) at November 30, 2023 07:33 PM (geLO8)

250


'As a federally recognized tribe, the Santa Ynez Band of Chumash Indians does not endorse wearing regalia as part of a costume or participating in any other type of cultural appropriation.'




How the F*CK is it Cultural Appropriation if the kid is a MEMBER OF THE TRIBE??!!??


F*cking retarded......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 07:33 PM (Zz0t1)

251 Other factors affecting hurricane development -

Sand storms in Africa.

Atlantic Mutli-Decadal Oscillation.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2023 07:33 PM (Mm2xR)

252 "As a federally recognized tribe, the Santa Ynez Band of Chumash Indians does not endorse wearing regalia as part of a costume or participating in any other type of cultural appropriation.'"

And how.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 30, 2023 07:34 PM (vBMpQ)

253 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 07:31 PM (ynpvh)

It doesn't matter to the alarmists. It's heads they win tails you lose. Whatever the weather is doing it's caused by man.

Posted by: Drive by at November 30, 2023 07:34 PM (MNhXM)

254 250
'As a federally recognized tribe, the Santa Ynez Band of Chumash Indians does not endorse wearing regalia as part of a costume or participating in any other type of cultural appropriation.'

How the F*CK is it Cultural Appropriation if the kid is a MEMBER OF THE TRIBE??!!??

F*cking retarded......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 07:33 PM (Zz0t1)

If their tribe never used that kind of head gear?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 07:34 PM (ynpvh)

255 238 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 07:31 PM (ynpvh)

The Sven plan for storm control and reduction was to have an early warning/storm abatement line on both coasts....

in the East we put Obama on a Ferris Wheel on I-75 and have him talk at the horizon....

and out west we put Donald Trump on a roller coaster from Seattle to San Diego.

Posted by: sven at November 30, 2023 07:34 PM (X0I7i)

256 231 I will change Jamaica Queens to Jamaica [new place], hopefully Jamaica Accomack
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Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 30, 2023 07:34 PM (krqg6)

257 "Do they have any casinos?"

Yes, nice ones. They are a prosperous tribe.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 30, 2023 07:34 PM (MeG8a)

258 Boswell: "I find Gutfeld's tolerance of Tarlov on the Five endlessly fascinating..."

Token Lefty Foil.

SOP for panel shows displaying "diversity".

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at November 30, 2023 07:35 PM (aXxgO)

259 Still doable as New Orleans is still below sea level.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2023 07:35 PM (Mm2xR)

260 Climatetards always like saying New Orleans is going to be underwater soon. They're stupid to know that it would be underwater now if we didn't have levees and flood control. Just like it was 200 years ago, underwater.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 30, 2023 07:35 PM (b4o9z)

261 "...was found suffering from a gunshot wound,"
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Was he? Was he suffering? Has anyone experiencing a gunshot wound NOT been suffering?
Posted by: BurtTC

Tis just a scratch.

Non shall pass.

Posted by: The Black Knight at November 30, 2023 07:35 PM (3CCua)

262 257 "Do they have any casinos?"

Yes, nice ones. They are a prosperous tribe.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 30, 2023 07:34 PM (MeG8a)

Maybe kid should sue the tribe for discriminating against him.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 07:35 PM (ynpvh)

263 Why isn't the climate conference in Toledo or Bangladesh?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 30, 2023 07:36 PM (vBMpQ)

264 Off Holy Grail Sock

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 30, 2023 07:36 PM (3CCua)

265 259 Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2023 07:35 PM (Mm2xR)

Hope springs eternal...

my son has done multiple storm responses, one of his squaddies had never been he told him "look up, see that container ship? Keep an eye out for flooding."

Posted by: sven at November 30, 2023 07:36 PM (X0I7i)

266 Climate Conference in Bangkok

Problem solved.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2023 07:37 PM (Mm2xR)

267 Yes, zinc can get into virus cells and kill the virus.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 30, 2023 07:31 PM (t0dV9)

I took it during the covid hoopla, and take it when I am around sneezy , coughy people. Seems to work.

Posted by: runner at November 30, 2023 07:37 PM (V13WU)

268 How the F*CK is it Cultural Appropriation if the kid is a MEMBER OF THE TRIBE??!!??


F*cking retarded......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 07:33 PM


Forget it, Sponge...it's Woketown.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 30, 2023 07:37 PM (aQy7p)

269 260 Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 30, 2023 07:35 PM (b4o9z)

breaking news from 1718....

you gotta love Goreons they are less ambitious than wastrel Frenchmen.

Posted by: sven at November 30, 2023 07:37 PM (X0I7i)

270 And for the 13 years after Katrina, it was the quietest time in recorded history [circa 1492!] for Gulf hurricanes with none making landfall in the U.S.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 30, 2023 07:38 PM (krqg6)

271 Santa Ynez Band of Chumash Indians Kid to Santa Ynez Band of Chumash Indians: "Go f*** yourselves!"

He's the Elon Musk of Chumashians.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at November 30, 2023 07:38 PM (aXxgO)

272 Yeah, when the river is high and a big ship passes by that is clearly above you can be a little unsettling.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 30, 2023 07:38 PM (b4o9z)

273 Look cheif, go smoke-um your daddy's peacepipe.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 30, 2023 07:38 PM (nnp+f)

274 266 Climate Conference in Bangkok

Problem solved.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2023 07:37 PM (Mm2xR)

So Katoys for everyone?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 07:38 PM (ynpvh)

275 Bangkok ??

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the Devil walking next to me

Posted by: runner at November 30, 2023 07:38 PM (V13WU)

276 If everyone can be Irish on St Paddy's day then everyone can be an Indian Chief at a Kansas City game.

Posted by: Drive by at November 30, 2023 07:38 PM (MNhXM)

277 Everybody is being flimflammed by AI just like they've been okey-doked by Global Warming and Climate Change.

This socialist, globalist mass-murderers all want to be gods.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 30, 2023 07:38 PM (fY84s)

278 I watched the AI/Pixar video

I still don't know what I just saw
Posted by: Don Black (was DB)

Yeah, but ya laughed though, now didn't you?

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 30, 2023 07:38 PM (3CCua)

279 Karens have had their natural God given instincts usurped by the feminist ideology as men . The inert drive to correct children she has given birth to does not leave the human. The God given pleasure of human contact for men has been cut off by a cabal of NWO aristocrats lead by lesbians. homosexuals turned transgender and the Fed Dept of Ed curriculum initially suspending or arresting a five year old boy for attempting to kiss a female classmate or sending Valentines day cards!... .. beginnings. Is this the American way? OUR BASIC LIFE STYLE HAS ALREADY BEEN TAKEN FROM US!!!!!!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 30, 2023 07:39 PM (7cPAc)

280 https://tinyurl.com/bddcf89a
Posted by: Gref at November 30, 2023 07:32 PM (5fDan)

Weak - the tribe came out with a statement that just suggested that the fan regalia the kid wore doesn't represent the tribes traditional clothing - no one thought it did. They really shouldn't have said anything, though.

Posted by: Boswell at November 30, 2023 07:39 PM (K+UlC)

281 The Great Hurricane of 178...

Killed over 20,000 people.

Who had SUVs then?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2023 07:39 PM (Mm2xR)

282 Jews had better figure out soon that they are expendable.

Posted by: Jamaica at November 30, 2023 07:39 PM (Eeb9P)

283 '...was found quite annoyed with a gunshot wound'

Posted by: Don Black (was DB) at November 30, 2023 07:40 PM (geLO8)

284 251 Other factors affecting hurricane development -

Sand storms in Africa.

Atlantic Mutli-Decadal Oscillation.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2023 07:33 PM (Mm2xR)


Read an article today about NOAA stating there were more named storms in 2023 than in any previous El Nino year in te records. Oh, Noes! Well I say, "Did El Nino also cause the majority of those terrible storms to wander about in the Atlantic, causing no damage on land?"

Posted by: Gref at November 30, 2023 07:40 PM (5fDan)

285 Why isn't the climate conference in Toledo or Bangladesh?
Posted by: Marcus T at November 30, 2023 07:36 PM


Bangladesh?!

Have you seen our jute? Let me show to you, please, our jute!

Posted by: Bangladeshi Minister of Jute at November 30, 2023 07:40 PM (aQy7p)

286 lefties think that if crime gets completely out of control we'll all agree that we need real gun control, which like socialism has never been tried.

also, i wonder how trump's fraud trial went today.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 30, 2023 07:40 PM (B1FKF)

287 USA head stone

We Wuz Drunk and Jackin Weeeeee

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 30, 2023 07:41 PM (7cPAc)

288 Bangkok ??

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the Devil walking next to me
Posted by: runner

Here's that official video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgc_LRjlbTU

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 30, 2023 07:41 PM (3CCua)

289 #1 reason they can name more storms -

Satellites.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2023 07:41 PM (Mm2xR)

290 281 The Great Hurricane of 178...

Killed over 20,000 people.

Who had SUVs then?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2023 07:39 PM (Mm2xR)

By taking cores of trees in the SE USA, they've put together a historical guestimate of US hurricane hits in some areas since about 1600 or 1700. Lots of Hurricanes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 07:41 PM (ynpvh)

291 nood cafe

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at November 30, 2023 07:42 PM (sMkAM)

292 Just a reminder that Congressman Cuellar was carjacked Monday. Chickens >>> Roost

Posted by: JM in /Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at November 30, 2023 07:42 PM (IBDwy)

293 Cafe is open!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 30, 2023 07:42 PM (OX9vb)

294 Queens is the county I am in Accomack county Va. is where I expect to crash next.

Posted by: Jamaica at November 30, 2023 07:42 PM (Eeb9P)

295 One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the Devil walking next to me
Posted by: runner at November 30, 2023 07:38 PM


I get my kicks above the waistline, Sunshine.*

*Because I'm a lawyer with no social life.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 30, 2023 07:42 PM (aQy7p)

296 Indian tribes have gone woke?

Fine. F*CK YOU then. Wipe 'native americans' off the goddamn map then. You don't exist. Change ALL the names of EVERYTHING Indian.

Names of states, counties, cities....EVERYTHING.

How DARE states culturally appropriate. F*ck everything.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 07:42 PM (Zz0t1)

297 I put in a security cam to record things in front of my house. Mostly to catch people who don't clean up after their dog. But I'm catching other things too.
Cams are pretty good and pretty cheap too. So far I'm happy with this one.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 30, 2023 07:42 PM (MeG8a)

298 Not the same trees that gave up the Mann Hockey Stick?

Hurricane is actually a corrupted borrow word from a Caribbean tribe.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2023 07:43 PM (Mm2xR)

299 Hell......I'll never even yell GERONIMO when I jump off of something........

Screw you all.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 07:43 PM (Zz0t1)

300 "Entertain first, not messages," Iger said at something called the New York Times' DealBook Summit. He added that "positive messages for the world" are great but shouldn't be forced on the public or used as the story's primary job.


Fuck you. Your woke bullshit is not "positive messages"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 30, 2023 07:43 PM (pnDfv)

301 281 Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2023 07:39 PM (Mm2xR)

A lot like the "evidence of climate change on mars' eco system...."

Yeah hey poindexter fuckwit....

did Marvin the Fucking Martian burn coal or something you stupid fuck?

Posted by: sven at November 30, 2023 07:44 PM (X0I7i)

302
I get my kicks above the waistline, Sunshine.*

*Because I'm a lawyer with no social life.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 30, 2023 07:42 PM (aQy7p)



Well, then this one's for you......


https://youtu.be/f8yK83atR3w

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 07:44 PM (Zz0t1)

303 Dindu Muffins be makin' me hongry.

Posted by: Laqueef at November 30, 2023 07:45 PM (83IzV)

304 Any breeze over 5 ktd gets a name now.

1" snowstorms get names.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 30, 2023 07:45 PM (pnDfv)

305 282 Posted by: Jamaica at November 30, 2023 07:39 PM (Eeb9P)

It is simpler than that, "Jews discover they are actually white after all"

Posted by: sven at November 30, 2023 07:45 PM (X0I7i)

306 @288 yeah, it's great

Posted by: runner at November 30, 2023 07:45 PM (V13WU)

307 The leaders of the kid's threw him under the bus today. They said the tribe does not condone wearing Indian headdress and other woke crap.

Posted by: Gref at November 30, 2023 07:27 PM (5fDan)

---

Which was predictable after the family played the "I can do it because ___" card. You can f**ing do it because this is a free country, or used to be.

Posted by: New Zealander at November 30, 2023 07:45 PM (wzAuc)

308 Read an article today about NOAA stating there were more named storms in 2023 than in any previous El Nino year in te records. Oh, Noes! Well I say, "Did El Nino also cause the majority of those terrible storms to wander about in the Atlantic, causing no damage on land?"

Posted by: Gref
----

NOAA neglected to say that they only recently started naming Atlantic storms. Historically only a notation in the log book.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2023 07:45 PM (p+6gN)

309
Hey remember all the times the media went into meltdown mode over a stray Trump comment?



I seem to remember that Gen. Milley planned to make a call.to China if Trump got any aggressive ideas
Firing offense

Posted by: JM in /Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at November 30, 2023 07:45 PM (IBDwy)

310 Meanwhile, Disney complained that people were using Microsoft's AI to make memes in a parody Pixel style, so Microsoft dutifully did a favor for its Corporate Frenz and blocked the AI from making more memes.


LOL!! That video!! LOL!! I recall seeing those a while back and forgot how damn funny they were.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 30, 2023 07:46 PM (f87vz)

311

I seem to remember that Gen. Milley planned to make a call.to China if Trump got any aggressive ideas
Firing offense
Posted by: JM in /Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at November 30, 2023 07:45 PM (IBDwy)



I believe that's actually treason, but I'd accept a firing with no retirement or benefits.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 07:47 PM (Zz0t1)

312 At which point Israel's available "credit" from the Bank of Biden runs out."
---
You wondered if there was anything stupider than Obama saying during negotiations, "don't call my bluff."

Well, there it is.

When the bank says it's not going to loan you any more money, you really don't have any incentive to listen to them anymore, do you?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at November 30, 2023 07:47 PM (TzW+Y)

313 I really love Musk's style.

Posted by: JM in /Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at November 30, 2023 07:48 PM (IBDwy)

314 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 07:48 PM (Zz0t1)

315 ""$19K worth of vaginal tightening gel syringes seized at Minneapolis-St. Paul Airport: CBP"

Moron Horde, start your jokes.

Posted by: Ian S. "

Not knowing the price of the product, one can't determine whether that's actually a significant quantity or not.

For all anyone knows it was 5 syringes.

Posted by: Things that pass for reportage these days at November 30, 2023 07:49 PM (ou9hh)

316 315 Posted by: Things that pass for reportage these days at November 30, 2023 07:49 PM (ou9hh)

It was ONE syringe...trust me I know....

//Zombie Helen Thomas

Posted by: sven at November 30, 2023 07:50 PM (X0I7i)

317 Blinken was told "go fuck yourself" behind closed doors perhaps directly...

word is he was trying to pole vault Abbas back into power.

Israel said "no."

Posted by: sven at November 30, 2023 07:51 PM (X0I7i)

318 How the F*CK is it Cultural Appropriation if the kid is a MEMBER OF THE TRIBE??!!??

F*cking retarded......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden


Iirc, the Chief’s headdress symbol is worn by members of the Plains tribes, not Pacific coast tribes.

Posted by: Net Neutrality at November 30, 2023 07:53 PM (4Winp)

319 318 Posted by: Net Neutrality at November 30, 2023 07:53 PM (4Winp)

Well if by "Plains" you mean "the Sioux now or formerly appearing from the Ohio Valley to the Canadian Rockies*" you would be correct....


* since they were such great neighbors and thrown out by whites and Indians from the Ohio valley across the nation to the point they had to run to Canada.

Posted by: sven at November 30, 2023 07:55 PM (X0I7i)

320 I think when Israel's credit with the US is cut off the Israelites will cut of all supplies to Gaza.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2023 07:56 PM (p+6gN)

321 Clicked on that blues, 'I'm a ditty man', it was OK but instead of continuing with some of his work HueToob switched to some junk.
I've noticed that they do this quite often.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2023 07:58 PM (p+6gN)

322 I am Joe's Marine. Shazzam!

Posted by: Gomer Pyle USMC at November 30, 2023 07:59 PM (63Dwl)

323 Read an article today about NOAA stating there were more named storms in 2023 than in any previous El Nino year in te records. Oh, Noes! Well I say, "Did El Nino also cause the majority of those terrible storms to wander about in the Atlantic, causing no damage on land?"
Posted by: Gref at November 30, 2023 07:40 PM (5fDan)
__________________

Uh ... who does the naming? Would that be NOAA, by any chance? If someone farts loudly, they'll probably name that storm too, just to promote the Church of Warmageddon. Also, to ensure their budget gets bumped up next cycle.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2023 08:09 PM (YqDXo)

324 I know many of you found it amusing that the capital Christmas tree was blown over in a wind storm. Funny thing is that Christmas tree in President Biden’s summer town (Rehoboth Beach) snapped in half when they were trying to erect it

Posted by: Tom at November 30, 2023 08:09 PM (z8lkn)

325 Yea but, Trump would have launch the Nukes if it was not for the Democrats controlling the Senate when he was the POTUS !!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Franklin Stein at November 30, 2023 08:18 PM (Qfk4E)

326 Coughing is an important reflex that helps protect your airway and lungs against irritants...

"COUGH"

So ...here we are.

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 30, 2023 10:06 PM (UsQA1)

327 Attention...Attention!!!

"The 10:45 PM Troll Train from the K Street station in Downtown Washington DC enroute to the Manitoba Province of Canada is boarding now.

Please have your CCP Passports ready at the gate.

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 30, 2023 10:14 PM (UsQA1)

328 Another happy Friday in 2023 Amerika. Once again we owe a big THANKS to the Republican Party for our stolen future in 2020. Way to go, you cowards and traitors! Hope those 30 pieces of silver that flow from the Chamber of Commerce and the mega donors were worth your party's political demise. In the meantime, everyday Americans are the ones living under the regime to which you sold your soul. But no worries for you, right? You get to watch from your cushy seats in upper boxes as we fight for our lives in the gladitorial games. Of course, if you listen to the shills of the Establishment over at RedState.com, they will assure you that everything is Ronna McDaniel's fault. Yeah.. a figurehead is making all G.O.P. shitty decisions. Wow, how did we not see it! It's likely due to not wearing RedState approved glasses. What a bunch of hacks those writers are!

2020: NEVER FORGET, NEVER FORGIVE

Posted by: Tracy at December 01, 2023 06:02 AM (IPIyO)

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