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Hamas Admits Guilt in Terrorist Attack on Jerusalem Bus Stop Which Killed Three, Wounded 11
OUTRAGEOUS: ABC "NEWS" ILLUSTRATES A STORY ABOUT A HAMAS TERROR ATTACK WITH A PICTURE OF CRYING PALESTINIANS

Why won't Israel allow Hamas's terrorists to freely cross the border and murder Jews? They Just Want to Breathe (TM).

A shooting at a bus station near Jerusalem on Thursday morning left three Israelis dead and 11 others with various injuries.

According to Israeli police, the shooting was carried out by two Hamas terrorists who drove to the Givat Shaul junction on the outskirts of the Holy City in an armed vehicle and opened fire on unsuspecting victims standing there. Police responded to the bus stop at around 7:40 a.m. local time.

The three deceased victims of the shooting attack in Jerusalem were identified as 73-year-old Rabbi Elimelech Wasserman, 67-year-old Hana Ifergan, and 24-year-old Livia Dickman.

Israeli police said the two shooters, who were from east Jerusalem, were shot and killed by Israel Defense Forces (IDF) soldiers in the area. A civilian was also shot and killed during the exchange.


Israeli media said the shooters were brothers and associated with Hamas.

"The initial investigation indicates that the terrorists arrived to the scene by car in the morning, armed with an M-16 rifle and a handgun," a Jerusalem District Police spokesperson said. "At a certain point, the terrorists began shooting at civilians before subsequently being killed at the scene. A police search of the terrorists' car revealed ammunition and weaponry."


...

Separately, the IDF reported a ramming attack at an Israeli checkpoint adjacent to Moshav Beka'ot, in the Jordan Valley area. IDF soldiers at the scene shot and neutralized the assailant.

...

The incidents came as Israel and Hamas were supposed to be observing a temporary cease-fire amid a wider conflict that was triggered when Hamas triggered the war by invading Israel on Oct. 7.

Hamas has been violating the alleged "cease-fire" since it started. From two days ago:

Israeli forces in the northern Gaza Strip were targeted by three explosive devices in two separate incidents on Tuesday afternoon in violation of the ceasefire agreements between Israel and Hamas, according to the IDF Spokesperson's Unit.

Additionally, shots were fired at Israeli forces in one of the incidents. Several soldiers were lightly wounded in the attacks and IDF soldiers responded by firing at the sources of gunfire. The IDF has stayed within the agreed-upon lines of the ceasefire, the IDF Spokesperson's Unit stressed.

The leader of Hamas announces that his previous rape, murder, and kidnap offensive was "just a rehearsal."

Why won't you let them breathe, you bigots?

Update:


Shloime Zionce

Hamas terrorists carried out a cowardly attack against innocent Israeli civilians today.
They killed an elderly man, an elderly woman, and a young woman who was pregnant.

Despicable.

HAMAS MURDERS THREE JEWS, WOUNDS 11;
PALESTINIANS HARDEST HIT

Thanks to andycanuck.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:15 PM




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1 sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 30, 2023 01:15 PM (GBKbO)

2 Dang! I read the content.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at November 30, 2023 01:16 PM (a/dOO)

3 #BREAKING: Hamas leader in Gaza Yahya Sinwar in his first publicized statements since launching Al Aqsa Floods campaign:

"The leaders of the Occupation should know, October 7th was just a rehearsal" pic.twitter.com/YBPNHiPdbK

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They just want to live in peace side by side with Israel, guys.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 30, 2023 01:16 PM (GBKbO)

4 I could have been somebody! I coulda been a contender, instead of a bum, which is all I am.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at November 30, 2023 01:16 PM (a/dOO)

5 I was under the mistaken impression that a cease fire applied to both sides.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 30, 2023 01:16 PM (JJBCl)

6 The leaders of Hamas are holed up in Qatar, aren't they? Be a shame of Israel grew a pair and decided to make the residences of Hamas disappear in a cloud of black smoke.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 30, 2023 01:17 PM (N39Ws)

7 Hamas Admits Guilt in Terrorist Attack on Jerusalem Bus Stop Which Killed Three, Wounded 11



Sterilize Gaza.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2023 01:17 PM (xzBJP)

8 Sorry. I broke tradition today. I nooded.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2023 01:18 PM (xzBJP)

9 Yahya Sinwar...dead man walking.

Posted by: Orson at November 30, 2023 01:18 PM (dIske)

10 Willowed: Tell me again all about "genocide" Oakland.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2023 01:18 PM (RIvkX)

11 Does that mean the ceasefire is over?...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 01:18 PM (ynpvh)

12 Bibi, just glass Gaza already. Geesh.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 30, 2023 01:19 PM (JrojV)

13 CEASE FIRE!

Posted by: Antony Blinken at November 30, 2023 01:19 PM (v0R5T)

14 Hamas is just itching for Israel to resume its Gaza urban renewal project. Why? I get the sense that they want Israel eradicated. But they've been getting their royal asses pounded by the IDF, and they're still trying to get the IDF to give them more.

Rank stupidity, or are there secret promises of riches and graft from US and Europe in the form of "relief aid"?

(I know, I know, embrace the power of "and")

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at November 30, 2023 01:19 PM (a/dOO)

15 How much insult and embarrassment and shit-on-face can Israel stand before it just says "fuck this" and goes all hell on Hamas? Serious question.

This "ceasefire" is a fucking joke, was always a joke, and no matter how it's spun, it's a big "fuck you" to Israel -- and that's before Hamas openly violated it and bragged out it. So how much more can Israel take?

Seriously, Israel: grow some fucking big brass ones and do what has to be done.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 30, 2023 01:19 PM (iFTx/)

16 All colonizers are bad and any death of them is justified, just like the Irish in Ireland.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 30, 2023 01:19 PM (GBKbO)

17 Kill them all. God shall know his own.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 30, 2023 01:20 PM (+3Din)

18 AP...
"Hamas claims 2 gunmen who attacked a bus stop in Jerusalem as its members."
------
Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze 1h
ABC News used a photo of crying Palestinians in a news story about Hamas murdering Israeli citizens at a bus stop.

https://tinyurl.com/25tj7z3c
screencaps

Shloime Zionce | שלומי זייאנץ @Chusidel 5h
Hamas terrorists carried out a cowardly attack against innocent Israeli civilians today.
They killed an elderly man, an elderly woman, and a young woman who was pregnant. 😭
Despicable.
Hamas needs to be wiped off the face of the earth.
There’s no other way.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 30, 2023 01:20 PM (krqg6)

19 "Israeli police said the two shooters, who were from east Jerusalem, were shot and killed by Israel Defense Forces (IDF) soldiers in the area. A civilian was also shot and killed during the exchange.'

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My understanding is a civilian also fired on the attackers. not shot and killed.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2023 01:20 PM (RIvkX)

20 " armed with an M-16 rifle"

Thank heaven it wasn't an AR-15!

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at November 30, 2023 01:20 PM (zSyrn)

21 But but I heard that Palestinian's conducting terror attacks was just a hoax?



http://alturl.com/earxd

Posted by: blaster at November 30, 2023 01:20 PM (dWjpk)

22 14 Hamas is just itching for Israel to resume its Gaza urban renewal project. Why? I get the sense that they want Israel eradicated. But they've been getting their royal asses pounded by the IDF, and they're still trying to get the IDF to give them more.

Rank stupidity, or are there secret promises of riches and graft from US and Europe in the form of "relief aid"?

(I know, I know, embrace the power of "and")
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at November 30, 2023 01:19 PM (a/dOO)

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Or, they just really don't think Israel will go all the way. Also, the leaders are safe away from Gaza, so they can say whatever the fuck they want without worrying about their warmongering actually affecting them personally.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 30, 2023 01:20 PM (GBKbO)

23 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 01:21 PM (Zz0t1)

24 Hot news @TheNewsTrending 1h
Three Israeli civilians have been killed and 16 injured after two Palestinian gunmen opened fire at a crowded bus stop in West Jerusalem.

These people don't want "ceasefires" or "peace."

They never did and never will.

https://tinyurl.com/5n82dsbs
39 seconds; assholes shooting, IDF/cops responding, and I think a citizen with a handgun aiding [screen left]; no gore shown.

(((Emanuel Miller))) @emanumiller 7h
HEROES
Two soldiers happened to be on the scene of the Palestinian terror attack in Jerusalem this morning.

Roey Izenbach from Ofra was on a 12-hour overnight furlough from Gaza. He was at the bus stop, waiting for a ride back to the army, when the terrorists opened fire.

The other is Aviad, pictured below. Thanks to their heroism, the two prevented further bloodshed and saved countless lives.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 30, 2023 01:21 PM (krqg6)

25 So.... Hamas is back on the menu for annihilation ?
No more time-outs ?

Posted by: McCool at November 30, 2023 01:21 PM (Vm5ir)

26 Hamas has been violating the alleged "cease-fire" since it started. From two days ago:
++++
Of course. Like all rules, they apply only in one direction.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2023 01:21 PM (d04cU)

27 Joe Biden. Hamas.

Joe Biden IS Hamas.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 01:21 PM (Zz0t1)

28 20 " armed with an M-16 rifle"

Thank heaven it wasn't an AR-15!

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at November 30, 2023 01:20 PM (zSyrn)

M is for machinegun
AR is for assault rifle.

Posted by: Sum Dum Lefist at November 30, 2023 01:21 PM (ynpvh)

29
"The leaders of the Occupation should know, October 7th was just a rehearsal"

Hopefully, every day after October 8th is just a rehearsal for the IDF. If the US can fight the Taliban for 20 years, the Israeli's can do just as well, if not better.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 30, 2023 01:22 PM (enJYY)

30 The leader of Hamas announces that his previous rape, murder, and kidnap offensive was "just a rehearsal."
++++
Thus Israel's intent - hopefully not lost now under the weight of the stoppage and "international pressure" - to exterminate Hamas.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2023 01:22 PM (d04cU)

31 All colonizers are bad and any death of them is justified, just like the Irish in Ireland.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante

This guy gets it.

Posted by: Lucky Charms Leprechaun at November 30, 2023 01:22 PM (3OG+/)

32 In case anyone here is unaware, the founding documents of all of the "palestinian" groups declare that Israel does not have the right to exist.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 30, 2023 01:22 PM (JJBCl)

33 And people still vote for public transit. Its weird.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 30, 2023 01:22 PM (ntk8v)

34 All colonizers are bad
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 30, 2023 01:19 PM


I wouldn't say they're ALL bad.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at November 30, 2023 01:23 PM (a3Q+t)

35 30 The leader of Hamas announces that his previous rape, murder, and kidnap offensive was "just a rehearsal."
++++
Thus Israel's intent - hopefully not lost now under the weight of the stoppage and "international pressure" - to exterminate Hamas.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2023 01:22 PM (d04cU)

Indeed. Time for Israel to stop their rehearsal and go after the jugular. Qatar's Hamas folks need to be included.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 01:23 PM (ynpvh)

36 33 And people still vote for public transit. Its weird.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 30, 2023 01:22 PM (ntk8v)


Well played

Posted by: blaster at November 30, 2023 01:23 PM (dWjpk)

37 Death to Hamas

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 30, 2023 01:23 PM (xcxpd)

38 32 In case anyone here is unaware, the founding documents of all of the "palestinian" groups declare that Israel does not have the right to exist.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 30, 2023 01:22 PM (JJBCl)

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Just like the Nazis calling themselves socialist and advancing socialist policy, it doesn't count because they didn't actually mean it.

As opposed to the Republican Party which obviously wants to put black people in chains despite never saying it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 30, 2023 01:23 PM (GBKbO)

39 Armalite Rifle? Or just Armalite?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 30, 2023 01:23 PM (+3Din)

40 Sounds like a Tet cease fire.


Posted by: Archer at November 30, 2023 01:24 PM (gmo/4)

41 Huck Famas

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 01:24 PM (Zz0t1)

42 14 Hamas is just itching for Israel to resume its Gaza urban renewal project. Why?

70 Black-eyed virgins?

Posted by: Auspex at November 30, 2023 01:24 PM (j4U/Z)

43 Bibi, just glass Gaza already. Geesh.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Agree. Let the college campus's burn, let the usual suspects world-wide clutch their pearls and scream about genocide, etc. They will anyway. Israel has one goal and that is to protect their citizens. Unlike Biden, who has kept our borders open and is subjecting American citizens to all that entails and possible terror attacks.

Posted by: Cheri at November 30, 2023 01:24 PM (oiNtH)

44 The Israelis did it to make Hamas look bad!

Posted by: Oakland City Council at November 30, 2023 01:24 PM (RIvkX)

45 It's not a great movie. Heck, I think the X files did a better job with the story. Or just the facts as related by the people involved, unvarnished, is spooky enough.
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I found an article where a man in 2016 took pictures of Mothman flying. This suggests a 9 year hibernation cycle which means in 2025 Mothman will awake again.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 30, 2023 01:24 PM (ntk8v)

46 5 I was under the mistaken impression that a cease fire applied to both sides.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

It's more like racism. It only applies to the side with more power, you see...bigot.

Posted by: SJW Commissar at November 30, 2023 01:24 PM (JCZqz)

47 I'm mean, Hamas' leadership wants this to be the war that unites all of Islam against Israel. Hezbollah's been f'ing around some, but they already admit they're suffering more losses than desired with just limited action. They see that Israel's not in the mood for any crap and don't really want to FAFO.

I just don't see anyone rallying to Hamas' side the way they anticipated. So what's their end game? Or perhaps I'm just expecting some sort of rational behavior, and there just isn't any.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at November 30, 2023 01:25 PM (a/dOO)

48 I hope it was an electric bus stop.

Posted by: Kamalama at November 30, 2023 01:25 PM (v0R5T)

49 39 Armalite Rifle? Or just Armalite?
------------
The second one is rite.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 30, 2023 01:25 PM (ntk8v)

50 A sad story out of Yemen:

Explosion at Houthi weapons depot in Yemen due to airstrike, according to unconfirmed Arab reports. via
@N12News
. No comment from Israel or US at this point.


The US has since denied that it did it.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 30, 2023 01:25 PM (YAtuc)

51 I sincerely hope the IDF has been preparing to loose all hell on Hamas the instant this particular hudna ends. And they really and truly need to take out Hamas' leaders hiding in Doha. Sadly, the Israelis are civilized and won't televise a long, drawn out deaths of those leaders.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I stand with Israel and all Jews everywhere at November 30, 2023 01:25 PM (6TzTY)

52 There will be calls for Israel to extend the ceasefire again.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 30, 2023 01:26 PM (pnDfv)

53 Israel should give Qatar 48 hours to expel any Hamas-affiliated shitheads. After that they're going to find themselves in the Finding Out phase of FAFO.

Posted by: ballistic at November 30, 2023 01:26 PM (oqH4h)

54 "Admits guilt"? More like "brags about".

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 30, 2023 01:26 PM (aQy7p)

55 40 Sounds like a Tet cease fire.


Posted by: Archer at November 30, 2023 01:24 PM (gmo/4)

I know how to deal with the Tet…

Posted by: Jack Harper - Tech 49 at November 30, 2023 01:26 PM (TTAGa)

56 Those Hamas leaders are sure ugly looking.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 30, 2023 01:26 PM (MeG8a)

57 50 A sad story out of Yemen:

Explosion at Houthi weapons depot in Yemen due to airstrike, according to unconfirmed Arab reports. via
@N12News
. No comment from Israel or US at this point.

The US has since denied that it did it.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 30, 2023 01:25 PM (YAtuc)

Why would the US hurt Iran's proxies?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 01:27 PM (ynpvh)

58 At what point does Israel consider the hostages to be casualties and continue the pounding of Gaza?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 30, 2023 01:27 PM (pnDfv)

59 Bibi - The people who hate Jews are going to hate Jews no matter what you do, so you might as well go totaler Krieg on the Palis.


Posted by: Archer at November 30, 2023 01:27 PM (gmo/4)

60 56 Those Hamas leaders are sure ugly looking.
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Have you seen pictures of Mothman?

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 30, 2023 01:27 PM (ntk8v)

61 Right, so now it's time for the super serious cease fire?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at November 30, 2023 01:27 PM (3OG+/)

62 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 30, 2023 01:28 PM (T4tVD)

63 Why won't Israel allow Hamas's terrorists to freely cross the border and murder Jews? They Just Want to Breathe (TM)...
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... in the dying breath of Jews they've disemboweled.

Posted by: Axeman at November 30, 2023 01:28 PM (krQz2)

64 And people still vote for public transit. Its weird.
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Israel War Room @IsraelWarRoom 7h
#BREAKING: Suspected car-ramming terror attack near the Israeli community of Beka’ot. At least two people were reportedly lightly wounded, and the terrorist was reportedly neutralized.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 30, 2023 01:28 PM (krqg6)

65 ---------------
Have you seen pictures of Mothman?
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 30, 2023 01:27 PM (ntk8v)



Isn't that one of the other monsters in the Godzilla movies?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 01:28 PM (Zz0t1)

66 53 Israel should give Qatar 48 hours to expel any Hamas-affiliated shitheads. After that they're going to find themselves in the Finding Out phase of FAFO.
Posted by: ballistic at November 30, 2023 01:26 PM (oqH4h)

========

CBD ran a piece within the past couple of weeks where anonymous sources claimed that Bibi had made a deal with Qatar to not go after anyone in Qatar.

So...it does seem unlikely that anything's going to happen to them.

Killing people in Qatar may be the kind of line that Israel won't cross because it could be the kind of action that does animate the rest of the Arab world to care about Israel again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 30, 2023 01:28 PM (GBKbO)

67

Thank heaven it wasn't an AR-15!

"Right? I mean, they'd have vaporized!" - Joey Two
Fingers aka "Choo-choo"

Posted by: Auspex at November 30, 2023 01:28 PM (j4U/Z)

68 Hamas leader in Gaza Yahya Sinwar in his first publicized statements since launching Al Aqsa Floods campaign:

"The leaders of the Occupation should know, October 7th was just a rehearsal"


It's pretty funny - a number of pro-Hamas Twitter accounts are denouncing the statement as fake, even though it went out on all Hamas media channels, including audio of Sinwar saying it.

Guess Yahya's statement isn't helping the ceasefire arguments.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 30, 2023 01:28 PM (YAtuc)

69 So there will be consequences, right?

Actually, yes. I think there will be consequences.

Posted by: blaster at November 30, 2023 01:28 PM (dWjpk)

70 Right, so now it's time for the super serious cease fire?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at November 30, 2023 01:27 PM (3OG+/)
---
Yes, the merely serious one will never do.

Posted by: Axeman at November 30, 2023 01:28 PM (krQz2)

71 Yahya Sinwar looks like a reasonable fellow.

Posted by: wth at November 30, 2023 01:28 PM (v0R5T)

72
Hamas must have gone to the same College of Propaganda as 'Baghdad Bob' with tanks crossing the landscape in the background.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 30, 2023 01:29 PM (enJYY)

73 If only the hostages left had been connected and had invested in Hunter's "Art" and had given sizeable donations to Biden.

Posted by: Cheri at November 30, 2023 01:29 PM (oiNtH)

74 Settler Violence (TM).!!!

Posted by: runner at November 30, 2023 01:29 PM (q8QUM)

75 I am frustrated with anything happening in Israel until they plow Gaza into the ground.

Hamas is filth. Frothy wet fecal scum.

Gaza needs to be the place the Sampson Option is demonstrated again.

Posted by: Minuteman at November 30, 2023 01:29 PM (LaNzR)

76 65 ---------------
Have you seen pictures of Mothman?
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 30, 2023 01:27 PM (ntk8v)


Isn't that one of the other monsters in the Godzilla movies?
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You're thinking of Mothra.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 30, 2023 01:29 PM (ntk8v)

77 The US has since denied that it did it.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 30, 2023 01:25 PM (YAtuc)
++++
Possible. One the one hand, they're hurling ordnance at US assets. On the other hand, they work for Iran and the administration loves them some Iran.

Israel seems more likely to me than the US, but it is possible that we did it and then lied about it to avoid irking Iran.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2023 01:30 PM (d04cU)

78 bukhari 2926

Allah's Messenger (ﷺ said, "The Hour will not be established until you fight with the Jews, and the stone behind which a Jew will be hiding will say. "O Muslim! There is a Jew hiding behind me, so kill him."

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at November 30, 2023 01:30 PM (zSyrn)

79 Israel should negotiate that if there is to be a cease fire, there are no take-backsies.

Posted by: Axeman at November 30, 2023 01:30 PM (krQz2)

80 Those Hamas leaders are sure ugly looking.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 30, 2023 01:26 PM (MeG8a)
.......

and their suit jackets don't fit.

Posted by: wth at November 30, 2023 01:30 PM (v0R5T)

81 So, if the math follows, Israel gets to off nine Gazans, yes? I mean, they give up three Gazans hostages for every one Israeli, so the math follows right?

Right?

Posted by: Joe Kidd at November 30, 2023 01:30 PM (0es/5)

82 Israel seems more likely to me than the US, but it is possible that we did it and then lied about it to avoid irking Iran.

Or the Saudis did it. Saudi bombs Yemen all the time.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 30, 2023 01:31 PM (YAtuc)

83 bukhari 2926

Allah's Messenger (ﷺ said, "The Hour will not be established until you fight with the Jews, and the stone behind which a Jew will be hiding will say. "O Muslim! There is a Jew hiding behind me, so kill him."
Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at November 30, 2023 01:30 PM (zSyrn)



You lie. Fake news. I've been told that islham is a religion of peace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 01:31 PM (Zz0t1)

84 Are any of you morons following the testimony from Taibbi and Shellenberger about the vast censorship our government has been deploying against us for the last 4 years? It's way worse than has been reported up until now.

There was no election in 2020. There was a color revolution.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2023 01:31 PM (ZLI7S)

85 80 Those Hamas leaders are sure ugly looking.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 30, 2023 01:26 PM (MeG8a)
.......

and their suit jackets don't fit.
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If they aren't wearing Adidas Track suits they must be King.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 30, 2023 01:31 PM (ntk8v)

86 78 bukhari 2926

Allah's Messenger (ﷺ said, "The Hour will not be established until you fight with the Jews, and the stone behind which a Jew will be hiding will say. "O Muslim! There is a Jew hiding behind me, so kill him."
Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at November 30, 2023 01:30 PM (zSyrn)

========

That cannot be an actual quote from the Quran or the supporting texts, can it? It's real dumb.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 30, 2023 01:31 PM (GBKbO)

87 Jokerman Intel @JokermanIntel 2h
#BREAKING: Airstrikes targeting Iran-backed Houthi positions in Sana’a, Yemen.

Unclear if this was the work of the Saudis or Israelis. The Houthis have attacked both countries recently.

Jokerman Intel @JokermanIntel 2h
🇺🇸 denies involvement

Jared Szuba @JM_Szuba 2h
“The US military did not conduct airstrikes in Yemen,” @CENTCOM official tells me.

https://tinyurl.com/nxwybufw
30 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 30, 2023 01:32 PM (krqg6)

88 Or the Saudis did it. Saudi bombs Yemen all the time.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 30, 2023 01:31 PM (YAtuc)
+++
Yeah, for sure. Yemen and KSA are at war and have been for a while.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2023 01:32 PM (d04cU)

89
So after Oct 7, Israel has been scrambling to arm its citizens.

Wouldn't it be funny if 2 million armed Israeli citizens decided to clean out Gaza themselves all at once?

Posted by: weew at November 30, 2023 01:32 PM (/uwTS)

90 Have you seen pictures of Mothman?

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 30, 2023 01:27 PM (ntk8v)
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You want some?

Posted by: Mothman's Blackmailer at November 30, 2023 01:32 PM (krQz2)

91 The Saudis have been using U.S. sourced weapons to kill hundreds of thousands of Yemenis including children over the past few years.

No one bats an eye.

Posted by: blaster at November 30, 2023 01:32 PM (dWjpk)

92 It's totally time for a Mothwyman of colour!

Posted by: Marvel execs at November 30, 2023 01:32 PM (a3Q+t)

93

Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2023 01:32 PM (63Dwl)

94 Wait, did ABC News use a picture of crying Palestinians on a post about Hamas murdering Orthodox Jews in Jerusalem?

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But they're unbiased about all the other stories.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 30, 2023 01:32 PM (GBKbO)

95 ABC NEWS ILLUSTRATES A STORY ABOUT A HAMAS TERROR ATTACK WITH A PICTURE OF CRYING PALESTINIANS
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Of course. Why would it be any different?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2023 01:33 PM (d04cU)

96 It’s real dumb.


Well, Muslims are real dumb.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 30, 2023 01:33 PM (JrojV)

97

Rules, we don't have no stinking rules.

Posted by: Hamas at November 30, 2023 01:33 PM (p+6gN)

98 i updated with andycanuck's outrageous story

Posted by: ace at November 30, 2023 01:33 PM (KRtlO)

99 That cannot be an actual quote from the Quran or the supporting texts, can it? It's real dumb.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 30, 2023 01:31 PM (GBKbO)
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It might be a Hadith.

Posted by: Axeman at November 30, 2023 01:33 PM (krQz2)

100 My guess is that the rest of the hostages are either dead or in such bad shape that they can't produce them. May as well start up the war and continue to get pounded and elicit sympathy for the poor downtrodden Gazans. The more destroyed the country gets, the more pitiful the Gazans look, the more likely it is that the calls for Ceasefire will get louder.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 30, 2023 01:33 PM (t/2Uw)

101 Is there anyone on the Hamas side -- anyone -- who isn't creepy and ugly as fuck?? Are there no attractive men or women in the entire big smelly pile of shit??

Every time we see a pic of one of these abominable goat-fuckers, I feel sorry for the goat.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 30, 2023 01:33 PM (iFTx/)

102 Remember: you don't hate the press enough.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2023 01:33 PM (d04cU)

103 Jared Szuba @JM_Szuba 2h
“The US military did not conduct airstrikes in Yemen,” @CENTCOM official tells


That sounds kind of non denial denialish.

Missile strikes are not air strikes.

Posted by: blaster at November 30, 2023 01:34 PM (dWjpk)

104 98 i updated with andycanuck's outrageous story
Posted by: ace at November 30, 2023 01:33 PM (KRtlO)

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"It was just a whoospies. I'm sure that all their other reporting is really rigorously editing to conform to the facts."
-Too many people, still

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 30, 2023 01:34 PM (GBKbO)

105 Weaponization Committee: Michael Shellenberger Reveals US and UK Military’s Leading Role in Censoring American Speech and Targeting Trump Supporters

Posted by: SMOD at November 30, 2023 01:34 PM (RHGPo)

106 You can see this coming a mile off:
Once all the "surviving" hostages have been exchanged for convicted terrorists, the Biden administration will pressure Israel to end its campaign, since there's no longer any reason for it.

Watch and see. We'll buy it, too. "Christmas a season of Peace."

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at November 30, 2023 01:34 PM (FCs/J)

107 I think it's important to note to a Hamas member that "Ham ass" in English is kind of equivalent to "Pig Ass".

So they are confirming that they are the part of the pig that excretes.

Posted by: Axeman at November 30, 2023 01:34 PM (krQz2)

108
My guess is that the rest of the hostages are either dead or in such bad shape that they can't produce them.

especially the young women

Posted by: weew at November 30, 2023 01:34 PM (/uwTS)

109 16 All colonizers are bad and any death of them is justified, just like the Irish in Ireland.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 30, 2023 01:19 PM (GBKbO)
_____________________________

I don't know about the Irish. But, colonizers are invasive assholes.and invasive of assholes..I hate proctologists with a passion.

Posted by: Orson at November 30, 2023 01:35 PM (dIske)

110 Wait, did ABC News use a picture of crying Palestinians on a post about Hamas murdering Orthodox Jews in Jerusalem?

One of the major media outlets explained that one of the hostage exchanges exchanged Palestinians for Israeli "soldiers".

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 30, 2023 01:35 PM (YAtuc)

111 but it is possible that we did it and then lied about it to avoid irking Iran.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2023 01:30 PM


You are too young to be so cynical.

Posted by: Nordstrom at November 30, 2023 01:35 PM (a3Q+t)

112 "That cannot be an actual quote from the Quran or the supporting texts, can it? It's real dumb."

It is from the Hadith, which is a collection of things that Mohmmed said, did or allowed to happen in his presence.

bukhari 2926. Look it up. I understand that it is in the Hamas charter

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at November 30, 2023 01:35 PM (zSyrn)

113 If only Uncle Joe Biden knew about this...

Posted by: Fat Jonah of Krypton at November 30, 2023 01:35 PM (PwP1X)

114 The Saudis have been using U.S. sourced weapons to kill hundreds of thousands of Yemenis including children over the past few years.

No one bats an eye.
Posted by: blaster


There is s contest going on to find out who is less human; palis, yemenis, or Somalis. It is a close race.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 30, 2023 01:35 PM (JJBCl)

115 From my research, there is no evidence that Mothman anal probes humans. For many, this is a relief. For some a great disappointment.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 30, 2023 01:36 PM (ntk8v)

116 Kill them.

Kill their women.

Kill their children.

There is no Peace to be found with these monsters.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2023 01:36 PM (hsDZG)

117 Allah's Messenger (ﷺ said, "The Hour will not be established until you fight with the Jews, and the stone behind which a Jew will be hiding will say. "O Muslim! There is a Jew hiding behind me, so kill him."
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That cannot be an actual quote from the Quran or the supporting texts, can it? It's real dumb.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 30, 2023 01:31 PM (GBKbO)
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It's not in the Koran, but in one of the most widely read Hadith (collections of the sayings of Mohammed the child f*cker).

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at November 30, 2023 01:36 PM (a/dOO)

118 Abc, always be cowards!

Posted by: runner at November 30, 2023 01:36 PM (uXcVk)

119 ceasefire: you cease, we fire

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 30, 2023 01:36 PM (B1FKF)

120 The media is the enemy.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 30, 2023 01:37 PM (S4Tgw)

121 We have to be on guard for Islamipobic backlash...

Posted by: Media Cover-up Artists at November 30, 2023 01:37 PM (53oGX)

122 116 Kill them.

Kill their women.

Kill their children.

There is no Peace to be found with these monsters.
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2023 01:36 PM (hsDZG)

harsh but fair

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 30, 2023 01:37 PM (xcxpd)

123 106 You can see this coming a mile off:
Once all the "surviving" hostages have been exchanged for convicted terrorists, the Biden administration will pressure Israel to end its campaign, since there's no longer any reason for it.

Watch and see. We'll buy it, too. "Christmas a season of Peace."
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at November 30, 2023 01:34 PM (FCs/J)

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It's apparently been a shitshow of American efforts at influence. They were trying to get Israel to not attack at all.

I think the pause for hostages was more the cause of internal concerns than from efforts externally, despite the media crediting Biden personally for the ceasefire, and that the entire Israeli war cabinet is making jerking motions to Blinken's face whenever he shows up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 30, 2023 01:37 PM (GBKbO)

124
harsh but fair
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 30, 2023 01:37 PM (xcxpd)



Earned.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 01:37 PM (Zz0t1)

125 Aren't we being colonized from south of the border? Right up our colon.

Posted by: nckate at November 30, 2023 01:37 PM (SnxUt)

126 ABC News:

Closeup of a tears on a Palestinian face.
Zoom out to a half-shot

"The Jews I am killing are dying before I've had all my fun!"

Posted by: Axeman at November 30, 2023 01:37 PM (krQz2)

127 They are crying because the FAT, and I mean FAT Muslim pigs are dead!

Posted by: Gonzotx at November 30, 2023 01:37 PM (MwHgU)

128
Not exactly, but close:

ABC News = Hulu = Disney

(With Comcast somewhere in the mix)

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 30, 2023 01:37 PM (enJYY)

129 Is there anyone on the Hamas side -- anyone -- who isn't creepy and ugly as fuck?? Are there no attractive men or women in the entire big smelly pile of shit??

Every time we see a pic of one of these abominable goat-fuckers, I feel sorry for the goat.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 30, 2023 01:33 PM (iFTx/)


Agreed.

Posted by: Egypt, Jordan, Syria and Lebanon at November 30, 2023 01:37 PM (v0R5T)

130 116 Garrett, I absolutely agree. Time for Israel to do to them what Saul failed to do to the Amalekites.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 30, 2023 01:38 PM (JrojV)

131 Seriously, Israel: grow some fucking big brass ones and do what has to be done.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 30, 2023 01:19 PM (iFTx/)
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Yep.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 30, 2023 01:38 PM (S4Tgw)

132 >>Wait, did ABC News use a picture of crying Palestinians on a post about Hamas murdering Orthodox Jews in Jerusalem?


Tears of Joy that their inbred gets were Martyred.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2023 01:38 PM (hsDZG)

133 Hamas cries out in pain as it strikes you.

Posted by: mr tmz at November 30, 2023 01:38 PM (rJ48h)

134 102 Remember: you don't hate the press enough.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2023 01:33 PM (d04cU)

I try

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 30, 2023 01:38 PM (xcxpd)

135 There was no election in 2020. There was a color revolution.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2023 01:31 PM (ZLI7S)

It's not like they were trying to hide it...Hillary and The Color Purple

https://tinyurl.com/yj6amx6a

Posted by: zombie David Bowie at November 30, 2023 01:38 PM (TTAGa)

136 116 Kill them.

Kill their women.

Kill their children.

There is no Peace to be found with these monsters.
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2023 01:36 PM (hsDZG)
_______

Your proposal is acceptable

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 30, 2023 01:38 PM (iFTx/)

137 112 "That cannot be an actual quote from the Quran or the supporting texts, can it? It's real dumb."

It is from the Hadith, which is a collection of things that Mohmmed said, did or allowed to happen in his presence.

bukhari 2926. Look it up. I understand that it is in the Hamas charter
Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at November 30, 2023 01:35 PM (zSyrn)

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Yeah, I didn't remember the Hadith word, but that still dumb. "I'm a rock and there's a Jew behind me!" Not even something like Allah making the rock speak, just a rock speaking.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 30, 2023 01:38 PM (GBKbO)

138 Is it simply an aversion or do these Hamas folks not know how to operate a razor ?

Posted by: SMOD at November 30, 2023 01:38 PM (RHGPo)

139 Hadith = Shit Mohammed said.

Posted by: Axeman at November 30, 2023 01:39 PM (krQz2)

140 /off pale duke sock

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 30, 2023 01:39 PM (TTAGa)

141 I just don't see anyone rallying to Hamas' side the way they anticipated. So what's their end game? Or perhaps I'm just expecting some sort of rational behavior, and there just isn't any.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon


Hamass fucked up and didn't read the room. They thought they'd get support and they might have, until they started cutting off babies heads.

All the other goatfuckers read world opinion and said, "nah fam. We good". And now hamass's ass is twisting in the wind.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2023 01:39 PM (xzBJP)

142 Hamas kills 3 Jews in terrorist attack. Israelis pounce.

Posted by: Kitchener Lesley at November 30, 2023 01:39 PM (CgQvH)

143 Wait, I thought the media was fascinated with hate crimes.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2023 01:39 PM (RIvkX)

144 Shit will get out of control when either Hezbollah launches a mass barrage of missiles and rockets from Lebanon or if you start seet a wave of suicide bombings across Israel, Western Europe and America. The attacks today seem to indicate the second may be starting. And our national security is in the hands of a feeble minded mushhead and his minions.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 30, 2023 01:39 PM (AhZSY)

145 I try
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 30, 2023 01:38 PM (xcxpd)
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As do I. But it's never enough.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2023 01:39 PM (d04cU)

146 As much as you might hate the media, it isn't enough.

May they all rot in a collapsed Hamas tunnel.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 30, 2023 01:39 PM (wtvvX)

147 bukhari 2926. Look it up. I understand that it is in the Hamas charter

It is.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 30, 2023 01:39 PM (YAtuc)

148 Is it simply an aversion or do these Hamas folks not know how to operate a razor ?
Posted by: SMOD at November 30, 2023 01:38 PM (RHGPo)



Flavor savor to remind them of the goat from last night.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)

149 84 Are any of you morons following the testimony from Taibbi and Shellenberger about the vast censorship our government has been deploying against us for the last 4 years? It's way worse than has been reported up until now.

There was no election in 2020. There was a color revolution.

Posted by: JackStraw
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Michael Shellenberger @shellenberger Nov 28

CTIL Files #1: US And UK Military Contractors Created Sweeping Plan For Global Censorship In 2018, New Documents Show
...
They describe the activities of an “anti-disinformation” group called the Cyber Threat Intelligence League, or CTIL, that officially began as the volunteer project of data scientists and defense and intelligence veterans but whose tactics over time appear to have been absorbed into multiple official projects, including those of the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).

https://is.gd/WNrydi

Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2023 01:39 PM (p+6gN)

150 One of the major media outlets explained that one of the hostage exchanges exchanged Palestinians for Israeli "soldiers".
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 30, 2023 01:35 PM (YAtuc)

Israeli infants and toddlers are badass soldiers, didcha know?

Posted by: Thrawn at November 30, 2023 01:40 PM (uGhsv)

151 And we're not that picky.

Posted by: Egypt, Jordan, Syria and Lebanon at November 30, 2023 01:40 PM (v0R5T)

152 149
...
https://is.gd/WNrydi

Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2023 01:39 PM (p+6gN)

No matter how bad you think it was, it was much, much worse.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 01:41 PM (ynpvh)

153 There was no election in 2020. There was a color revolution.

Posted by: JackStraw
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All this to stop Mr. Neutron from destroying our world, and Our Democracy™

Posted by: Axeman at November 30, 2023 01:41 PM (krQz2)

154 ABC NEWS ILLUSTRATES A STORY ABOUT A HAMAS TERROR ATTACK WITH A PICTURE OF CRYING PALESTINIANS
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Well, to be fair, they haven't actually spent any time in Israel to talk to or document any Israeli victims, so they ran with what they had. I mean, their embedded-with-Hamas videographers aren't too welcome in Jerusalem these days for some reason.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at November 30, 2023 01:41 PM (a/dOO)

155 Every time we see a pic of one of these abominable goat-fuckers, I feel sorry for the goat.

So if the Palestinian version of Rock Hudson was fucking a goat, you'd just nod and whisper, "Man, the goat did really well for himself"?

Posted by: something doesn't add up here at November 30, 2023 01:41 PM (FHllF)

156 Blinken, having learned nothing from VietNam, urges Israel to comply with international law and spare civilians in war against Hamas

Posted by: SMOD at November 30, 2023 01:41 PM (RHGPo)

157 141 Hamass fucked up and didn't read the room. They thought they'd get support and they might have, until they started cutting off babies heads.

All the other goatfuckers read world opinion and said, "nah fam. We good". And now hamass's ass is twisting in the wind.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2023 01:39 PM (xzBJP)

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I suspect it has more to do with the Abraham Accords than the brutality of 10/7, though that certainly didn't help.

Trump, Kushner, and Pompeo worked to make an effort at peace in the Middle East through a series of bilateral agreements with Israel and other ME nations, and that strengthened diplomatic ties between Israel and the Arab world to the point where Palestinian attacks on Israel have a different effect at the highest levels of government now.

Also, Iran is probably just trying to burn cash. Unsanctioning them made them very rich.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 30, 2023 01:41 PM (GBKbO)

158 Hamas k ows they are getting away with murder so why not commit more

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2023 01:41 PM (PKFWd)

159 I am pretty positive that it was the Israelis that bombed the Houthis. Remember it was Biden who took them off the designated terrorist list. israel has been bombing airfields in Syria and going after Hezbollah without worrying about anything. The Houthis have been trying to bomb Eilat and now attacking shipping. No one cares about taking out Houthis.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 30, 2023 01:41 PM (t/2Uw)

160 That cannot be an actual quote from the Quran or the supporting texts, can it? It's real dumb.

It gets dumber. They have a specific name for "the Jew Tree" that will *not* tell Muslims where to find and kill the Jews.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 30, 2023 01:42 PM (2ocoG)

161 Watch and see. We'll buy it, too. "Christmas a season of Peace."

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at November 30, 2023 01:34 PM (FCs/J)

STOP GIVING THEM IDEAS!

Posted by: pookysgirl says the same thing to The Babylon Bee at November 30, 2023 01:42 PM (dtlDP)

162 Joe Truzman @JoeTruzman 1h
Israel Police officers, in cooperation with IDF soldiers from the 80th Division, thwarted a large smuggling operation of weapons from the Jordanian border, including 137 firearms, 250 magazines, and numerous weapons parts, with a total value of approximately six million shekels.

https://tinyurl.com/yc6zk9wy
1:11 minutes; LOUD; Hmm, none of those look Chinese or Russian and they look really, really new. I wonder where the Iranians [I assume] got those?? Gunshow loophole maybe?? Includes counting lesson in Hebrew for the scholars here.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 30, 2023 01:42 PM (krqg6)

163 No matter how bad you think it was, it was much, much worse.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 01:41 PM (ynpvh)
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That's the "progress" they progressive for.

Posted by: Axeman at November 30, 2023 01:42 PM (krQz2)

164 All the other goatfuckers read world opinion and said, "nah fam. We good". And now hamass's ass is twisting in the wind.

Including Israeli Arabs, who engaged in a pogrom in mixed Arab-Jewish cities during the last Hamas war, are supporting Israel during this war.

Hamas taking some Israeli Arabs hostage, and keeping them, didn't help.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 30, 2023 01:42 PM (YAtuc)

165 ABC "NEWS" ILLUSTRATES A STORY ABOUT A HAMAS TERROR ATTACK WITH A PICTURE OF CRYING PALESTINIANS

Only if they were tears of joy. They were ullulating, and passing out candy while taking swipes at the corpses of Israeli women.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 01:42 PM (ynpvh)

166 Every time we see a pic of one of these abominable goat-fuckers, I feel sorry for the goat.
Posted by: Elric Blade

The results of a lot of inbreeding.

Posted by: Cheri at November 30, 2023 01:42 PM (oiNtH)

167 166 Every time we see a pic of one of these abominable goat-fuckers, I feel sorry for the goat.
Posted by: Elric Blade

The results of a lot of inbreeding.

Posted by: Cheri at November 30, 2023 01:42 PM (oiNtH)

They're part goat? May explain a bunch.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 01:43 PM (ynpvh)

168
Yeah, I didn't remember the Hadith word, but that still dumb. "I'm a rock and there's a Jew behind me!" Not even something like Allah making the rock speak, just a rock speaking.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 30, 2023 01:38 PM (GBKbO)

Hadiths are stories about Muhammed's life and not from the Quran iirc. As a practical matter most of Islam is based on Hadith interpretation rather than the much shorter Quran.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 30, 2023 01:43 PM (eYoxG)

169 The Houthis have been mad ever since Israel blew up the Blowfish.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 30, 2023 01:43 PM (wtvvX)

170
They're part goat? May explain a bunch.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 01:43 PM (ynpvh)



It's why they do so well in the mountainous regions.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)

171 This is what we expect from the US propaganda outlets. Nobody should be surprised. This is, and has been, their standard operating procedure for a very long time.

The media here in the US should be considered enemy combatants.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 30, 2023 01:44 PM (Q4IgG)

172 yep, in islam can marry 1st cousin

Posted by: runner at November 30, 2023 01:44 PM (V13WU)

173 Wouldn't it be funny if 2 million armed Israeli citizens decided to clean out Gaza themselves all at once?
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And with some help from unexpected quarters...

Hot news @TheNewsTrending 1h
Muslim family appeals to Hamas to free 17-year-old girl snatched from a kibbutz - with her uncle saying if she is not returned, he'll 'fight them in Gaza myself'

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 30, 2023 01:44 PM (krqg6)

174 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 30, 2023 01:28 PM

Yup. Supposedly Netanyahu has agreed to spare Hamas in Qatar. For that he should be recalled as Prime Minister and a member of the Knesset.

The Case Against Netanyahu:

https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=407189

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 30, 2023 01:45 PM (3Gtis)

175 All this to stop Mr. Neutron from destroying our world, and Our Precious Democracy™
Posted by: Axeman at November 30, 2023 01:41 PM


FIFY.

Posted by: Leader Pelosi at November 30, 2023 01:45 PM (a3Q+t)

176 Only if they were tears of joy. They were ullulating, and passing out candy while taking swipes at the corpses of Israeli women.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

As they did when 9/11 happened. I remembered seeing on the news video of women, men, children dancing in the streets and having a real party on the news that the great Satan had been hit.

Posted by: Cheri at November 30, 2023 01:45 PM (oiNtH)

177 Smith launched the initial attack on Buckley, declaring “I’ll tell you this: Whatever this atrophy in like the intelligence of the American people, it’s, I think it’s accelerating. I mean it’s-. Look, and again, just like you said I’ll disclaimer as well: I’m talking about people who I don’t necessarily like. Like I view Bill Buckley as like one of the great villains of the 20th century. I think he ruined-”

At that point, Carlson interrupted to shout “I couldn’t agree more!” and pound his fist on a table with a laugh.

Posted by: SMOD at November 30, 2023 01:45 PM (RHGPo)

178 One of the major media outlets explained that one of the hostage exchanges exchanged Palestinians for Israeli "soldiers".
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 30, 2023 01:35 PM (YAtuc)
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The liberal idiot they have on the Five on Fox Harold Ford said this several times Tuesday.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2023 01:45 PM (RIvkX)

179 So in other words, Israel is conducting a war their way, and Hamas is conducting a war their way.

Each side fights, let's see how wins.

The rest of the world can shut the hell up, and let them get on with this.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2023 01:45 PM (dGCAG)

180 174 Yup. Supposedly Netanyahu has agreed to spare Hamas in Qatar. For that he should be recalled as Prime Minister and a member of the Knesset.

The Case Against Netanyahu:

https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=407189
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 30, 2023 01:45 PM (3Gtis)

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And I'm a dummy, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 30, 2023 01:45 PM (GBKbO)

181 I fear for the future of Israel. I'm serious. I think it's maybe 50/50 at best that there even is an Israel in a few decades.

If Israel doesn't go full retard and exterminate every last one of these Hamas goat-fellators after the evil atrocities of 10-7, then what pray tell will ever motivate Israel to end its cockroach problem? A nuke going off in Tel Aviv?

Israel has been "lucky" so far that Hamas is an illiterate, technologically backward gaggle of retards who's military tech amounts to big firecrackers and idiots in paragliders. But it's only a matter of time before Hamas gets much better weapons, or a near-pier military gets involved. Then what?

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 30, 2023 01:46 PM (iFTx/)

182 >>ep, in islam can marry 1st cousin


They can also serve the Thrice-Fucked Goat at the reception, provided they wait 3 days after fucking said goat.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2023 01:46 PM (hsDZG)

183 Yasser Arafat was freakishly ugly. Made the Elephant Man look like Gavin Newsome.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 30, 2023 01:46 PM (JrojV)

184 Send in der Zunder Commandos now, and make a visit to Hamas
leadership, cut the heads from the snakes, ala Trump style , see top Iranian terrorist have sex date with a MOAB, pearl clutcher s in Pintagone need not apply.

Posted by: Osama,Obama, whats the diff? when the destruction of US at November 30, 2023 01:46 PM (LcRVs)

185 And I'm a dummy, too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 30, 2023 01:45 PM (GBKbO)

How's your breath?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 30, 2023 01:46 PM (xcxpd)

186 CTIL Files #1: US And UK Military Contractors Created Sweeping Plan For Global Censorship In 2018, New Documents Show
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Probably in preparation for 2020's pandemic.

I just get this feeling that the parties in power just wanted to see how much they could get away with.

And they did.

Posted by: Axeman at November 30, 2023 01:46 PM (krQz2)

187 " armed with an M-16 rifle"

Thank heaven it wasn't an AR-15!

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at November 30, 2023 01:20 PM (zSyrn)

M is for machinegun
AR is for assault rifle.


Dude, 16 is one more deadly than 15!

*shudders*

Posted by: NPC #2 at November 30, 2023 01:46 PM (Vu7A1)

188 The Houthis have been mad ever since Israel blew up the Blowfish.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 30, 2023 01:43 PM


In fairness, I'm mad too.

Posted by: Hootie at November 30, 2023 01:47 PM (a3Q+t)

189 185 And I'm a dummy, too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 30, 2023 01:45 PM (GBKbO)

How's your breath?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 30, 2023 01:46 PM (xcxpd)

=======

Chronic halitosis!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 30, 2023 01:47 PM (GBKbO)

190 Wouldn't it be funny if 2 million armed Israeli citizens decided to clean out Gaza themselves all at once?

Maybe that's the real reason Western governments are disarming their populations? They don't fear an armed citizenry for themselves, but they do for the "demographic replacements".

Posted by: Ian S. at November 30, 2023 01:47 PM (2ocoG)

191 >> But it's only a matter of time before Hamas gets much better weapons, or a near-pier military gets involved.


It would be a world first for the Arabs to field a near-pier military, though.

Literally no Arab Army has ever achieved this level of competence.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2023 01:47 PM (hsDZG)

192 Let me give you a little battlefield reality. Once the US and EU realize that a permanent ceasefire is not on the table, Israel will get back to killing Hamas. They are surrounded in the North and those guys you saw in nice clean clothes their moms just pressed releasing the hostages will all have bullet holes in them. Battlespace prep in the south is continuing and it's pretty clear the IDF knows where most of the bad guys are. On the West Bank they are already running targeted ops. It will take time, but it's over for liberals beloved Hamas. Any squirters will end up being suicide bombers and cheering on the useful idiot college student supporters.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 30, 2023 01:47 PM (54XhK)

193 172 yep, in islam can marry 1st cousin

Posted by: runner at November 30, 2023 01:44 PM (V13WU)

so you can in a number of US states.


Alabama, Alaska, California, Colorado, Connecticut,
The District of Columbia
Florida, Georgia, Hawii, Maryland, Massachusetts, New Jersey,
New Mexico, New York, North Carolina, Rhode Island,
South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas, Vermont, and
Virginia (it's for Lovers!)

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 01:47 PM (ynpvh)

194 I wait for what Israel will do when all hostages are released or killed. I guess Israel has to bide its' time due to outside sources sticking their two cents in. Maybe Bibi will shock everyone and flatten that fuckin strip of land.

Posted by: sidney at November 30, 2023 01:47 PM (Uy/WF)

195 In the cartoon, CISA encourages a young woman to report a family member — her “Uncle Steve” — to Facebook, after he makes a post claiming that “Covid-19 is no worse than the flu.” FFO archived and presented clips from the video below:

The quiet purge of censorship evidence took place even as the Supreme Court prepares to issue a ruling in Missouri v. Biden, the lawsuit concerning the very activities that the agency now aims to hide from view. It also comes as evidence of DHS’s involvement in the censorship industry mounts: the House Judiciary Committee recently released new evidence proving that the Election Integrity Partnership — the coalition of social media monitoring and mass-reporting outfits that took a leading role in censoring American political speech during the 2020 election — was created at the behest of DHS.

Wayback Machine records now confirm that DHS deleted the video sometime between April 9, 2023 and May 9, 2023, which would have been during the run-up to the Missouri v. Biden trial court ruling on the federal government’s role in online censorship.

Posted by: SMOD at November 30, 2023 01:48 PM (RHGPo)

196 Sen. Rubio gets it:

https://tinyurl.com/ymma7s9j

(Nitter)

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 30, 2023 01:48 PM (S4Tgw)

197 There was no election in 2020. There was a color revolution.

Posted by: JackStraw

#Truth

The Republic died in 2021 and both parties helped put the knife in.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 30, 2023 01:49 PM (xcxpd)

198 I'm really looking forward to Biden taking credit for the destruction of Hamas, and all of the left cheering him for the well organized and fought war he led on horseback personally.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 30, 2023 01:49 PM (GBKbO)

199 172 yep, in islam can marry 1st cousin
Posted by: runner at November 30, 2023 01:44 PM (V13WU)
______

My cousin was a smokeshow back in the day. Total metalhead/goth weirdo, but what a babe. My friends were lined up around the block begging for set-ups.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 30, 2023 01:49 PM (iFTx/)

200 yep, in islam can marry 1st cousin

Posted by: runner at November 30, 2023 01:44 PM (V13WU)

The amount of genetic disease among the Pakistanis is unbelievable. It is a big problem in the UK.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 30, 2023 01:49 PM (3Gtis)

201 Chronic halitosis!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Stay away from Dorcas Blimline, then. I hear she's really sensitive to that.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 30, 2023 01:49 PM (JrojV)

202 182 >>ep, in islam can marry 1st cousin


They can also serve the Thrice-Fucked Goat at the reception, provided they wait 3 days after fucking said goat.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2023 01:46 PM (hsDZG)

Only if it's not from the same village--Ayatollah Khomeini in his book

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 01:49 PM (ynpvh)

203 183 Yasser Arafat was freakishly ugly. Made the Elephant Man look like Gavin Newsome.
---
I was NOT a homosexual!

Posted by: Yasser Arafat at November 30, 2023 01:49 PM (woPEM)

204 I think the statement was that Hamas in Qatar was safe while the war was in progress. Israel has sworn to take out all the leaders of Hamas. israel was able to assassinate nuclear scientists in Iran. I think they will figure this out.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 30, 2023 01:50 PM (t/2Uw)

205 189 185 And I'm a dummy, too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 30, 2023 01:45 PM (GBKbO)

How's your breath?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 30, 2023 01:46 PM (xcxpd)

=======

Chronic halitosis!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 30, 2023 01:47 PM (GBKbO)

You've got my vote!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 30, 2023 01:50 PM (xcxpd)

206 "I am a rock, and I don't want to tell you what that towelhead DID to me!"

Posted by: Axeman at November 30, 2023 01:50 PM (krQz2)

207 182 >>ep, in islam can marry 1st cousin


They can also serve the Thrice-Fucked Goat at the reception, provided they wait 3 days after fucking said goat.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2023 01:46 PM (hsDZG)
______

Fake news. They fuck the goat at the climax of the reception.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 30, 2023 01:50 PM (iFTx/)

208 Alabama, Alaska, California, Colorado, Connecticut, The District of Columbia
Florida, Georgia, Hawii, Maryland, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, North Carolina, Rhode Island, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas, Vermont, and Virginia (it's for Lovers!)
Posted by: jim


But not Kentucky or West By God Virginia.
Blows that stereotype out of the water.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2023 01:50 PM (xzBJP)

209 yep, in islam can marry 1st cousin

I'm pretty sure that's true of several european countries, and a pretty significant number of US states.

https://tinyurl.com/22v36d63

Posted by: not that I'm advocating it at November 30, 2023 01:50 PM (FHllF)

210 189 185 And I'm a dummy, too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 30, 2023 01:45 PM (GBKbO)

How's your breath?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 30, 2023 01:46 PM (xcxpd)

=======

Chronic halitosis!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 30, 2023 01:47 PM (GBKbO)

See the Sea Cucumber...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 01:50 PM (ynpvh)

211
This is a biblical war that goes back to Abraham's son Ishamael & Isaac. 2500+ year old hatred and grudges. Do you think we can solve it in our 80 year life spans? Everyone has tried.

There is no man made solution to this.

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 30, 2023 01:51 PM (+oR7L)

212 My cousin was a smokeshow back in the day. Total metalhead/goth weirdo, but what a babe. My friends were lined up around the block begging for set-ups.
Posted by: Elric Blade



Why in the hell did FDR marry Eleanor? Just to keep the money in the family? Surely he must've had more attractive female relatives than that Chelsey-Clinton prototype.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 30, 2023 01:51 PM (JrojV)

213 Alabama, Alaska, California, Colorado, Connecticut, The District of Columbia
Florida, Georgia, Hawii, Maryland, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, North Carolina, Rhode Island, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas, Vermont, and Virginia (it's for Lovers!)


DC being a place that allows first-cousin marriage is not surprising at all.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 30, 2023 01:51 PM (2ocoG)

214
They can also serve the Thrice-Fucked Goat at the reception, provided they wait 3 days after fucking said goat.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2023 01:46 PM (hsDZG)



It allows for the fertilizing of the egg, presenting a veal of sorts for the most tender goat meat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 01:51 PM (Zz0t1)

215 Thrice-Fucked Goat is best served as Shakshuka.

Posted by: Gaza Tourism Board at November 30, 2023 01:52 PM (v0R5T)

216 Only if it's not from the same village--Ayatollah Khomeini in his book
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 01:49 PM


Technically, it has to be from at least two villages away.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at November 30, 2023 01:52 PM (a3Q+t)

217 Is there a Netanyahu replacement?
A man to step into his job with character and competence and drive to clear Gaza?

Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2023 01:52 PM (p+6gN)

218 I think the statement was that Hamas in Qatar was safe while the war was in progress. Israel has sworn to take out all the leaders of Hamas. israel was able to assassinate nuclear scientists in Iran. I think they will figure this out.
Posted by: sharon


Dress a squad of commandos as hags in a bag and let them go in Qatar.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2023 01:52 PM (xzBJP)

219 >>This is a biblical war that goes back to Abraham's son Ishamael & Isaac. 2500+ year old hatred and grudges. Do you think we can solve it in our 80 year life spans? Everyone has tried.

>There is no man made solution to this.


India no longer has a Thuggee Problem, do they?

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2023 01:52 PM (hsDZG)

220 yep, in islam can marry 1st cousin

Posted by: runner at November 30, 2023 01:44 PM (V13WU)

so you can in a number of US states.
---
And if that doesn't work out, you can marry your second cousin.

Posted by: Axeman at November 30, 2023 01:53 PM (krQz2)

221 labama, Alaska, California, Colorado, Connecticut, The District of Columbia
Florida, Georgia, Hawii, Maryland, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, North Carolina, Rhode Island, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas, Vermont, and Virginia (it's for Lovers!)


See ALOT of Blue states on that list..

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 30, 2023 01:54 PM (CIS44)

222 |Fewer Cousins Marrying In Bradford’s Pakistani Community
The number of people in Bradford’s Pakistani community who have married a cousin has fallen sharply in the past 10 years, a study suggests. Higher educational attainment, new family dynamics and changes in immigration rules are thought to be possible reasons.

... Ten years ago researchers studying the health of more than 30,000 people in Bradford found that about 60% of babies in the Pakistani community had parents who were first or second cousins, but a new follow-up study of mothers in three inner-city wards finds the figure has dropped to 46%.

The original research also demonstrated that cousin marriage roughly doubled the risk of birth defects, though they remained rare, affecting 6% of children born to cousins.||

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 30, 2023 01:54 PM (krqg6)

223 203 183 Yasser Arafat was freakishly ugly. Made the Elephant Man look like Gavin Newsome.
---
I was NOT a homosexual!

Posted by: Yasser Arafat at November 30, 2023 01:49 PM (woPEM)

Just a caprisexual...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 30, 2023 01:54 PM (wtvvX)

224 Smith launched the initial attack on Buckley, declaring “I’ll tell you this: Whatever this atrophy in like the intelligence of the American people, it’s, I think it’s accelerating. I mean it’s-. Look, and again, just like you said I’ll disclaimer as well: I’m talking about people who I don’t necessarily like. Like I view Bill Buckley as like one of the great villains of the 20th century. I think he ruined-”

At that point, Carlson interrupted to shout “I couldn’t agree more!” and pound his fist on a table with a laugh.
Posted by: SMOD at November 30, 2023 01:45 PM (RHGPo)

Seems hyperbolic to consider Buckley a "great villain." In the end, a fairly small villain, in that he controlled to a large extent who was and was not allowed in their fruity little club of so-called conservative chattering classes.

But Dave's awfully hyperbolic about a lot of things.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2023 01:55 PM (dGCAG)

225 Blinken, having learned nothing from VietNam, urges Israel to comply with international law and spare civilians in war against Hamas
Posted by: SMOD at November 30, 2023 01:41 PM

===========

I knew the Afghanistan War was lost when I heard that the Taliban was allowed to attack from their sanctuaries in the uncontrolled and unpoliced NW Frontier of Pakistan and we were not bombing the shit out of the Taliban Sanctuaries.

Posted by: rd at November 30, 2023 01:55 PM (9y49q)

226 191 >> But it's only a matter of time before Hamas gets much better weapons, or a near-pier military gets involved.


It would be a world first for the Arabs to field a near-pier military, though.

Literally no Arab Army has ever achieved this level of competence.
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2023 01:47 PM (hsDZG)
________________

True, but I suspect Iran has -- or will have -- an advanced military as well as nukes. And I didn't just mean Arab countries. Anything can happen in the next 20 years, especially the weaker America and Israel looks (and we both look weaker by the day).

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 30, 2023 01:55 PM (iFTx/)

227 "But it's only a matter of time before Hamas gets much better weapons, or a near-pier military gets involved."

lol. China moved that piece of shit they call an aircraft carrier into position when this conflict started. We responded by doing what we do best, moving an enormous amount of assets into theater. That surprised a lot of people who keep telling me the US military is dead. Pro tip: it's not. Russia and China for that matter are happy to keep selling all of our adversaries hardware and intel. That's why I am partially please to watch the Uke's blowing up all their shit. They are already pushing Venezuela to invade Guyana so the conflict moves into our hemisphere. Plus all the other garbage going on in SA. But that extends them more then us.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 30, 2023 01:55 PM (54XhK)

228 " armed with an M-16 rifle"

Thank heaven it wasn't an AR-15!

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at November 30, 2023 01:20 PM (zSyrn)

M is for machinegun
AR is for assault rifle.

Posted by: Sum Dum Lefist at November 30, 2023 01:21 PM (ynpvh)

---------------

Note that the chainsaw attachment is far more effective on the machinegun than the AR platform.

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at November 30, 2023 01:55 PM (mazVw)

229 I think the statement was that Hamas in Qatar was safe while the war was in progress. Israel has sworn to take out all the leaders of Hamas. israel was able to assassinate nuclear scientists in Iran. I think they will figure this out.
Posted by: sharon

Does this mean we will get a sequel to Munich? Munich 2: Qatari Bugaloo?

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 30, 2023 01:55 PM (CIS44)

230 Just a caprisexual...
Posted by: Tex Lovera



A Capris-pants fetish?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 30, 2023 01:55 PM (JrojV)

231 My cousin was a smokeshow back in the day. Total metalhead/goth weirdo, but what a babe. My friends were lined up around the block begging for set-ups.
-------------
What does she look like, now?

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 30, 2023 01:56 PM (ntk8v)

232 I don’t understand why these damned Jews get so upset when people try to violently bomb or kill them

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at November 30, 2023 01:56 PM (jawx3)

233 Let me give you a little battlefield reality. Once the US and EU realize that a permanent ceasefire is not on the table, Israel will get back to killing Hamas. They are surrounded in the North and those guys you saw in nice clean clothes their moms just pressed releasing the hostages will all have bullet holes in them. Battlespace prep in the south is continuing and it's pretty clear the IDF knows where most of the bad guys are. On the West Bank they are already running targeted ops. It will take time, but it's over for liberals beloved Hamas. Any squirters will end up being suicide bombers and cheering on the useful idiot college student supporters.

Posted by: Marcus T

Yes, absolutely agree. Israel has already announced that tomorrow is the last day of the pause as another 10 hostages are set to be released and the war will restart on 12/2.
I am convinced that the rest of the hostages are either dead or in terrible condition so as I said earlier, Hamas wants to go back to being the pitiful underdog to continue to elicit sympathy for their"cause".

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 30, 2023 01:56 PM (t/2Uw)

234
Sen. Rubio gets it:

https://tinyurl.com/ymma7s9j

(Nitter)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey


Dennis Prager just played that. I think he said the woman talking was Medea Benjamin of Code Pink.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2023 01:57 PM (63Dwl)

235 222 |Fewer Cousins Marrying In Bradford’s Pakistani Community
The number of people in Bradford’s Pakistani community who have married a cousin has fallen sharply in the past 10 years, a study suggests. Higher educational attainment, new family dynamics and changes in immigration rules are thought to be possible reasons.

... Ten years ago researchers studying the health of more than 30,000 people in Bradford found that about 60% of babies in the Pakistani community had parents who were first or second cousins, but a new follow-up study of mothers in three inner-city wards finds the figure has dropped to 46%.

The original research also demonstrated that cousin marriage roughly doubled the risk of birth defects, though they remained rare, affecting 6% of children born to cousins.||

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 30, 2023 01:54 PM (krqg6)

Depends on the genes. If good genes, it can stand that kind of intermarriage (Rothschilds). Often, though, there are some genetic defects that get in there (like hemophilia in European/Russian royalty back in the day).

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 01:57 PM (ynpvh)

236 "Dress a squad of commandos as hags in a bag and let them go in Qatar."

I always thought that! Pick your smallest Deltas, dress them in full burkas with their weapons beneath and present them as women in need of the Sheik's protection.

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at November 30, 2023 01:57 PM (zSyrn)

237 226 191 >> But it's only a matter of time before Hamas gets much better weapons, or a near-pier military gets involved.


It would be a world first for the Arabs to field a near-pier military, though.

Literally no Arab Army has ever achieved this level of competence.
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2023 01:47 PM (hsDZG)
________________

True, but I suspect Iran has -- or will have -- an advanced military as well as nukes. And I didn't just mean Arab countries. Anything can happen in the next 20 years, especially the weaker America and Israel looks (and we both look weaker by the day).

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 30, 2023 01:55 PM (iFTx/)

Hamas had a near-pier navy...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 01:57 PM (ynpvh)

238 230 Just a caprisexual...
Posted by: Tex Lovera



A Capris-pants fetish?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 30, 2023 01:55 PM (JrojV)

Caprine refers to goats, as bovine refers to cattle

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 30, 2023 01:58 PM (wtvvX)

239 M is for machinegun
AR is for assault rifle.

Posted by: Sum Dum Lefist at November 30, 2023 01:21 PM (ynpvh)
------------
No. M means it was type classified by the Army. Mk means it was TC by the Navy. AR = Armalite Rifle.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 30, 2023 01:58 PM (ntk8v)

240 >>Depends on the genes. If good genes, it can stand that kind of intermarriage (Rothschilds). Often, though, there are some genetic defects that get in there


Gingervitis.

The Irish are so inbred that recessive traits became dominant.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2023 01:58 PM (hsDZG)

241 230 Just a caprisexual...
Posted by: Tex Lovera

A Capris-pants fetish?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 30, 2023 01:55 PM (JrojV)

Perhaps he liked wearing them.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 01:58 PM (ynpvh)

242 Just a caprisexual...
Posted by: Tex Lovera

A Capris-pants fetish?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
--------
The Islamic dating TV show Goat Island is a real goat island!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 30, 2023 01:58 PM (krqg6)

243 I think he said the woman talking was Medea Benjamin of Code Pink.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2023 01:57 PM (63Dwl)

Oh, I love it when she plays those big fat ladies in the movies.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2023 01:59 PM (dGCAG)

244 Caprine refers to goats, as bovine refers to cattle
Posted by: Tex Lovera


Yes, I know. It's called a "pun."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 30, 2023 01:59 PM (JrojV)

245 World condemnation of Hamas breaking the ceasefire in 3... 2...

Posted by: Darth Randall at November 30, 2023 01:59 PM (xT7BI)

246 231 My cousin was a smokeshow back in the day. Total metalhead/goth weirdo, but what a babe. My friends were lined up around the block begging for set-ups.
-------------
What does she look like, now?
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 30, 2023 01:56 PM (ntk8v)
________

You don't want to know. Her moment in the sun was fleeting.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 30, 2023 01:59 PM (iFTx/)

247 Dennis Prager just played that. I think he said the woman talking was Medea Benjamin of Code Pink.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2023 01:57 PM (63Dwl)
++++
Does Code Pink have offices in the Capitol at this point? I mean, they're literally *always* there and are deployed by the Dems for anything and everything. Has the Party set them up with office space yet?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2023 02:00 PM (d04cU)

248 "The leaders of the Occupation should know, October 7th was just a rehearsal"

I have no doubt this is true. Also that Hezbollah will attempt similar mass cross border attacks on civilians in Northern Israel. They will do massive surprise rape and murder terror attacks across the Lebanese Border.

I am almost surprised Hezbollah have not tried it yet.

Posted by: rd at November 30, 2023 02:00 PM (9y49q)

249 What's "Armalite" (other than $20, same as in town)?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 30, 2023 02:00 PM (JrojV)

250 To the left Hamas's war is a "just war". Why? Because the left has decided Hamas is opposing colonialism. Yes yes...Muslims in *ISRAEL* but the Jews are the colonists.

And remember all those debates the GOPe had about just war during the WoT where they decided that in a just war the only thing American soldiers could do really was stand around and be killed?

Well, the left has a view on what is allowed when fighting a "just war". And their idea? Literally everything. Gunning down a pregnant woman? Sure. Beating a seven year old child? Sure. Beheading a baby? Sure.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 02:00 PM (XqcwY)

251 242 Just a caprisexual...
Posted by: Tex Lovera

A Capris-pants fetish?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
--------
The Islamic dating TV show Goat Island is a real goat island!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 30, 2023 01:58 PM (krqg6)

And the goats are afraid.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 02:00 PM (ynpvh)

252 1 and 3/4s.... 1 and 1/2.... 1 and 3/8s...

Posted by: Darth Randall at November 30, 2023 02:00 PM (xT7BI)

253 It will take time, but it's over for liberals beloved Hamas. Any squirters will end up being suicide bombers and cheering on the useful idiot college student supporters.

Squirters?

Posted by: Archimedes at November 30, 2023 02:01 PM (I/Qkd)

254 They will do massive surprise rape and murder terror attacks across the Lebanese Border.

Did you say...rape?

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr's minions at November 30, 2023 02:01 PM (XqcwY)

255 AK = Automatic Killing!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 30, 2023 02:01 PM (krqg6)

256 This is a biblical war that goes back to Abraham's son Ishamael & Isaac. 2500+ year old hatred and grudges. Do you think we can solve it in our 80 year life spans? Everyone has tried.


I kinda sorta see them as a return of the sea people who helped in the collapse of the bronze age. They are demonic in nature.

Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at November 30, 2023 02:01 PM (VdGjU)

257 Give them something to cry about.

Posted by: Toad-0 at November 30, 2023 02:01 PM (cct0t)

258 249 What's "Armalite" (other than $20, same as in town)?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 30, 2023 02:00 PM (JrojV)

Michelle Fields hurt worst.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 02:01 PM (ynpvh)

259 The Islamic dating TV show Goat Island
.......

instead of being voted off you get beheaded.

Posted by: wth at November 30, 2023 02:01 PM (v0R5T)

260 They also remind me of the Reavers.

Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at November 30, 2023 02:02 PM (VdGjU)

261 244 Caprine refers to goats, as bovine refers to cattle
Posted by: Tex Lovera


Yes, I know. It's called a "pun."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 30, 2023 01:59 PM (JrojV)

Acceptable.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 30, 2023 02:02 PM (wtvvX)

262 260 They also remind me of the Reavers.

Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at November 30, 2023 02:02 PM (VdGjU)

I was too young to remember "Leave it to Reavers".

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 02:02 PM (ynpvh)

263 251 242 Just a caprisexual...
Posted by: Tex Lovera

A Capris-pants fetish?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
--------
The Islamic dating TV show Goat Island is a real goat island!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 30, 2023 01:58 PM (krqg6)

And the goats are afraid.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 02:00 PM (ynpvh)
__________

Some goats see opportunity. $20 is a lot to a goat . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 30, 2023 02:02 PM (iFTx/)

264 Yes, I know. It's called a "pun."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 30, 2023 01:59 PM (JrojV)
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I DON'T KNOW IF YOU NOTICED, BUT THAT WAS A "PUNE," OR PLAY ON WORDS.

Posted by: DEATH at November 30, 2023 02:03 PM (ScR16)

265 Do you think we can solve it in our 80 year life spans? Everyone has tried.


Move the arabs out of Israel. All of them.

No more problem.

Its actually the tried and true answer for this sort of problem. But...being savage Muslims, the Palis need to go to an already Islamic area - I've nominated Socotra island before.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 02:03 PM (XqcwY)

266 Lots of deployments going on. Army into Israel to guard embassies, plural. Thought that was the marines. Anyone hearing this?

Posted by: nckate at November 30, 2023 02:03 PM (SnxUt)

267 What does she look like, now?
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 30, 2023 01:56 PM (ntk8v)
________

You don't want to know. Her moment in the sun was fleeting.
-----------------
I know the story. Went to HS with the sweetest girl evah and she looked exactly like Ann Margaret. Bumped into her 10 years later and her Ann Margaret looks were gone. She was still the sweetist girl evah, though. My expectations for goth chicks is a much lower floor.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 30, 2023 02:03 PM (ntk8v)

268 I was too young to remember "Leave it to Reavers".

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 02:02 PM (ynpvh)
---
Eddie skinned and ate Lumpy.

Posted by: Axeman at November 30, 2023 02:04 PM (krQz2)

269 I also see as willing slaves of Satan.

Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at November 30, 2023 02:04 PM (VdGjU)

270 yep, in islam can marry 1st cousin

Posted by: runner at November 30, 2023 01:44 PM (V13WU)

so you can in a number of US states.



==

well, you don't have to marry your fisrt cousin...in islam it is desirable

Posted by: runner at November 30, 2023 02:04 PM (V13WU)

271 True, but I suspect Iran has -- or will have -- an advanced military as well as nukes. And I didn't just mean Arab countries. Anything can happen in the next 20 years, especially the weaker America and Israel looks (and we both look weaker by the day).

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 30, 2023 01:55 PM (iFTx/)

====

Iranians are Persian. Not Arab.

And they will vociferously remind you of that if you ever call them Arab.

Posted by: rd at November 30, 2023 02:04 PM (9y49q)

272 Is this stupid, spurious "ceasefire" ever going to end?

Posted by: Ordinary American at November 30, 2023 02:04 PM (ttuaN)

273 267 What does she look like, now?
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 30, 2023 01:56 PM (ntk8v)
________

You don't want to know. Her moment in the sun was fleeting.
-----------------
I know the story. Went to HS with the sweetest girl evah and she looked exactly like Ann Margaret. Bumped into her 10 years later and her Ann Margaret looks were gone. She was still the sweetist girl evah, though. My expectations for goth chicks is a much lower floor.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 30, 2023 02:03 PM (ntk8v)

Then there are other girls...
Went to my 20 year and she looked almost the same as she did in HS. Devilry, I say.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 02:04 PM (ynpvh)

274 And as an amusing note - remember in Ukraine it is ok for the Ukes to ethnically cleanse eastern Ukraine of all its ethnic Russians and those more culturally Russian then Western European. That is LITERALLY the goal of the war from the western side.

But...removing the Arabs in Israel would be a crime against humanity or something.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 02:04 PM (XqcwY)

275 I've nominated Socotra island before.


No, no, no. Socotra's got a lot of cool endemic wildlife. It's sometimes called "the Galapagos of Africa."

With the Palis there, everything would be extinct in a matter of months.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 30, 2023 02:05 PM (JrojV)

276 Speaking of Goat Island, I watched a few minutes of Survivor last night. What a bunch of pussies. Guys are crying, girl won't jump in the water...

Posted by: wth at November 30, 2023 02:05 PM (v0R5T)

277 Iranians are Persian. Not Arab.

And they will vociferously remind you of that if you ever call them Arab.


Sorry, I meant to say "rug merchant".

Posted by: Archimedes at November 30, 2023 02:05 PM (I/Qkd)

278 The etymology of the name Capri is unclear; it might be traced back to the Ancient Greek κάπρος kápros meaning 'wild boar',[1] as the Greeks of Magna Graecia, who were the first recorded colonists to populate the island, called it Kapreai (Καπρέαι.[2] It could also derive from Latin capreae ('goats').[1] Fossils of wild boars have been discovered, lending credence to the kápros etymology; on the other hand, the Romans called Capri goat island.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 30, 2023 02:05 PM (krqg6)

279 Speaking of Goat Island, I watched a few minutes of Survivor last night. What a bunch of pussies. Guys are crying, girl won't jump in the water...
Posted by: wth


No workee, no eatee.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2023 02:06 PM (xzBJP)

280 This is what it sounds like, when Pals cry...

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 30, 2023 02:06 PM (bqazj)

281 Went to HS with the sweetest girl evah and she looked exactly like Ann Margaret.


So, you did her, right?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 30, 2023 02:06 PM (JrojV)

282 "Israeli media said the shooters were brothers ..."

Cover story in Rolling Stone Magazine forthwith!

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 30, 2023 02:06 PM (Rbu5d)

283 Iranians are Persian. Not Arab.

And they will vociferously remind you of that if you ever call them Arab.

Sorry, I meant to say "rug merchant".
Posted by: Archimedes


They're muslim goatfuckers.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2023 02:06 PM (xzBJP)

284 My cousin was a smokeshow back in the day. Total metalhead/goth weirdo, but what a babe. My friends were lined up around the block begging for set-ups.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 30, 2023 01:49 PM (iFTx/)

You had me at "metalhead".

She single?

Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 02:06 PM (1Yy3c)

285 So in Whoopi fashion it's not a ceasefire ceasfire.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 30, 2023 02:07 PM (bqazj)

286 271 True, but I suspect Iran has -- or will have -- an advanced military as well as nukes. And I didn't just mean Arab countries. Anything can happen in the next 20 years, especially the weaker America and Israel looks (and we both look weaker by the day).

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 30, 2023 01:55 PM (iFTx/)

====

Iranians are Persian. Not Arab.

And they will vociferously remind you of that if you ever call them Arab.
Posted by: rd at November 30, 2023 02:04 PM (9y49q)
______

Yes, I know. There was this Persian hottie . . . and Persians are generally very attractive. Ditto Egyptians. Hamas are the ugly, smelly pigs of the Muslim world.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 30, 2023 02:07 PM (iFTx/)

287 I was too young to remember "Leave it to Reavers".

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 02:02 PM (ynpvh)
---
Eddie skinned and ate Lumpy.
Posted by: Axeman at November 30, 2023 02:04 PM (krQz2)
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Eatin' people alive? When does that get fun?

Posted by: Jayne Cobb at November 30, 2023 02:08 PM (ScR16)

288 276 Speaking of Goat Island, I watched a few minutes of Survivor last night. What a bunch of pussies. Guys are crying, girl won't jump in the water...
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They need a Pussy Ref on that show. Doesn't matter what the competition is, if you pussy out the Pussy Ref throws you off the show for being a pussy.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 30, 2023 02:08 PM (ntk8v)

289 fuck to hell that ' ) gives the fucking smiley winking

the fucking 8 ) is bad enough

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 30, 2023 02:08 PM (krqg6)

290 Survivor is still on?

Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 02:08 PM (1Yy3c)

291 286
...

Yes, I know. There was this Persian hottie . . . and Persians are generally very attractive. Ditto Egyptians. Hamas are the ugly, smelly pigs of the Muslim world.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 30, 2023 02:07 PM (iFTx/)

Eh, it's camels, goats, little boys, sheep and your cousins. So what if she's ugly like a pig.

Posted by: Hamass Jihadi at November 30, 2023 02:08 PM (ynpvh)

292 on the other hand, the Romans called Capri goat island


I bet Tiberius did some stuff with goats there, too.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 30, 2023 02:08 PM (JrojV)

293 Just got here.

So, has Israel turned Gaza into a parking lot yet? Why not?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 30, 2023 02:08 PM (bK1ip)

294 Eddie skinned and ate Lumpy.
Posted by: Axeman at November 30, 2023 02:04 PM (krQz2)
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Eatin' people alive? When does that get fun?
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Bet Lumpy tasted like chicken.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 30, 2023 02:09 PM (ntk8v)

295 I wonder if the PLO ever got the multi millions of dollars back from Arafat's wife that fled, immediately after his death, to France. Enter Iran.

Posted by: sidney at November 30, 2023 02:09 PM (Uy/WF)

296 Iranians are Persian. Not Arab.

And they will vociferously remind you of that if you ever call them Arab.


There are a fair number of ethnic minorities in the country as well - one, the Baluchis, have taken up arms against the Mullahs at times. Shrub considered arming them since Iran was arming the jihadis in Iraq but the FNM told him the Baluchi resistance were terrorists and as such he folded.

Sign #14,235,232 that Shrub didn't give a shit about winning the WoT.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 02:09 PM (XqcwY)

297 284 My cousin was a smokeshow back in the day. Total metalhead/goth weirdo, but what a babe. My friends were lined up around the block begging for set-ups.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 30, 2023 01:49 PM (iFTx/)

You had me at "metalhead".

She single?
Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 02:06 PM (1Yy3c)


______________

Been married a long time now

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 30, 2023 02:09 PM (iFTx/)

298 There was this Persian hottie . . . and Persians are generally very attractive.

They are, it's true.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 30, 2023 02:09 PM (I/Qkd)

299 >>This is a biblical war that goes back to Abraham's son Ishamael & Isaac. 2500+ year old hatred and grudges. Do you think we can solve it in our 80 year life spans? Everyone has tried.

>There is no man made solution to this.

India no longer has a Thuggee Problem, do they?

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2023 01:52 PM (hsDZG)

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There's always a way, but rarely the will.

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at November 30, 2023 02:09 PM (GjVBm)

300 Move the arabs out of Israel. All of them.

No more problem.

Its actually the tried and true answer for this sort of problem. But...being savage Muslims, the Palis need to go to an already Islamic area - I've nominated Socotra island before.
Posted by: 18-1


Jordan. With the clear understanding that Jordan rides herd on the palis, or Jordan receives the brunt of retaliation.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2023 02:09 PM (xzBJP)

301 27...Joe Biden IS Hamas.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 01:21 PM (Zz0t1)

He grew up with them.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 30, 2023 02:10 PM (Rbu5d)

302 I loved the Scottish show Cleave It To Reivers!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 30, 2023 02:10 PM (krqg6)

303 294 Eddie skinned and ate Lumpy.
Posted by: Axeman at November 30, 2023 02:04 PM (krQz2)
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Eatin' people alive? When does that get fun?
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Bet Lumpy tasted like chicken.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 30, 2023 02:09 PM (ntk8v)

Maybe pork. Long pork.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 02:10 PM (ynpvh)

304 So after Oct 7, Israel has been scrambling to arm its citizens.

Wouldn't it be funny if 2 million armed Israeli citizens decided to clean out Gaza themselves all at once?
Posted by: weew at November 30, 2023 01:32 PM

I wish they would, Then dump all their useless corpses in the sea! Good slogan.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 30, 2023 02:10 PM (bqazj)

305 The ultimate oppressor of the Palestinians is Satan and his underlings with Hamas

Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at November 30, 2023 02:10 PM (VdGjU)

306 Yes, I know. There was this Persian hottie . . . and Persians are generally very attractive. Ditto Egyptians. Hamas are the ugly, smelly pigs of the Muslim world.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 30, 2023 02:07 PM (iFTx/)
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The most drop-dead gorgeous woman I have ever known was Persian.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 30, 2023 02:10 PM (ScR16)

307 You Arabs who have no regard for God’s creatures, who mercilessly put people to the sword, who mistreat your women, who attack caravans and are highway robbers, who commit murder, who kidnap women and spouses; how dare you presume to teach us, who are above these evils, to worship God?

Posted by: King Yazdgird III last non-muslim ruler of Persia at November 30, 2023 02:11 PM (XqcwY)

308 WaPo is trying to help us out.

Washington Post Opinions
@PostOpinions
It’s Nikki Haley or bust for the GOP, @JRubinBlogger writes.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 30, 2023 02:11 PM (FVME7)

309 I hear that Ward ate beaver on a nightly basis.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 30, 2023 02:11 PM (JrojV)

310 309 I hear that Ward ate beaver on a nightly basis.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 30, 2023 02:11 PM (JrojV)

I heard June complain he was a little hard on the Beaver last night...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 02:12 PM (ynpvh)

311 249 What's "Armalite" (other than $20, same as in town)?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 30, 2023 02:00 PM (JrojV)

ArmaLite was the company Eugene Stoner worked at, they developed the weapon that became the AR-15 (and the AR 10 as well)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 30, 2023 02:12 PM (xcxpd)

312 Sign #14,235,232 that Shrub didn't give a shit about winning the WoT.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 02:09 PM (XqcwY)

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Sign #1 was declaring a "war" on a tactic instead of an ideology.

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at November 30, 2023 02:12 PM (pcDPj)

313 It’s Nikki Haley or bust for the GOP, @JRubinBlogger writes.

If you out Rubin and Haley on a raft out at sea how long before Rubin would eat her?

I'm guessing about 3 hours?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 02:12 PM (XqcwY)

314 43...Biden, who has kept our borders open and is subjecting American citizens to all that entails and possible terror attacks.
Posted by: Cheri at November 30, 2023 01:24 PM (oiNtH)

]Not possible, inevitable.

Stay away from crowds.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 30, 2023 02:12 PM (Rbu5d)

315 217 Is there a Netanyahu replacement?
A man to step into his job with character and competence and drive to clear Gaza?
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If there is no such person then the case against Netanyahu is moot.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2023 02:12 PM (p+6gN)

316 yep, in islam can marry 1st cousin

Posted by: runner at November 30, 2023 01:44 PM (V13WU)

so you can in a number of US states.


Alabama, Alaska, California, Colorado, Connecticut,
The District of Columbia
Florida, Georgia, Hawii, Maryland, Massachusetts, New Jersey,
New Mexico, New York, North Carolina, Rhode Island,
South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas, Vermont, and
Virginia (it's for Lovers!)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 01:47 PM (ynpvh)

Chances of birth defects are smaller than those associated with a woman giving birth at age 40 or higher....


But that's anathema to speak of.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 30, 2023 02:13 PM (N1tpc)

317
And they really and truly need to take out Hamas' leaders hiding in Doha.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I stand with Israel and all Jews everywhere at November 30, 2023 01:25 PM (6TzTY)


And if it happens while a bunch of celebrity yacht owners are hanging out having drinks before dinner.... well, that would be bad.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 30, 2023 02:13 PM (n+4am)

318 After John Kirby took questions at today's White House Press Briefing KJP shut it down without taking any questions herself, because she said the reporters were "being disrespectful." They shouted questions at Kirby as he left the room then began shouting questions at KJP. So she shut it down.

Perhaps she didn't want to repeat her non-answers about inflation, Hunter, EV popularity, and Joe's strength and vigor?

Posted by: Gref at November 30, 2023 02:13 PM (5fDan)

319 308 WaPo is trying to help us out.

Washington Post Opinions
@PostOpinions
It’s Nikki Haley or bust for the GOP, @JRubinBlogger writes.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 30, 2023 02:11 PM (FVME7)

========

"A minor figure in the Republican Party who cannot possibly come close to challenging the front runner is the only chance the GOP has to regaining the White House, and I'm going to use some polls to explain this because it conforms to my world view while ignoring all the polls showing Trump trouncing Biden in swing states because they are obviously wrong."
-Jeff Bezos pays six figures a year for this nonsense

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 30, 2023 02:13 PM (GBKbO)

320 India no longer has a Thuggee Problem, do they?

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2023


***
Hamas, however, has modeled much of their techniques after the Thuggees.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 30, 2023 02:13 PM (J2vNu)

321 A man to step into his job with character and competence and drive to clear Gaza?

Doesn't he have a guy in his coalition the FNM hates because he is a seriously religiously observant Jew?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 02:14 PM (XqcwY)

322 Some massive news out of Texas.

https://tinyurl.com/2zt65exj

Posted by: Azathoth at November 30, 2023 02:14 PM (wb1YC)

323 276 Speaking of Goat Island, I watched a few minutes of Survivor last night. What a bunch of pussies. Guys are crying, girl won't jump in the water...
---------------
They need a Pussy Ref on that show. Doesn't matter what the competition is, if you pussy out the Pussy Ref throws you off the show for being a pussy.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 30, 2023 02:08 PM

Wife has it on while we do other stuff. It's funny, if you watch the early years it was mostly hot babes and some eye candy for the ladies and a few older players sprinkled in. Not it's all pink haired QWERTYS and muh diversity and trannies and pussy millenials.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 30, 2023 02:14 PM (bqazj)

324 320 India no longer has a Thuggee Problem, do they?

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2023

***
Hamas, however, has modeled much of their techniques after the Thuggees.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 30, 2023 02:13 PM (J2vNu)

Kalorama! Kalorama!

Posted by: DNC Thugee at November 30, 2023 02:14 PM (ynpvh)

325 315 217 Is there a Netanyahu replacement?
A man to step into his job with character and competence and drive to clear Gaza?
---

If there is no such person then the case against Netanyahu is moot.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2023 02:12 PM (p+6gN)

=========

1. I've heard that argument for years as reason to not fight leadership fights in Congress, and it's nonsense.

2. There is a follow up (don't remember his name), but he took a position in the war cabinet and won't even broker questions about his political future until this action is done.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 30, 2023 02:15 PM (GBKbO)

326 The western "news" democrat propaganda organs are on the terrorists side.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 30, 2023 02:15 PM (17s+e)

327 318 After John Kirby took questions at today's White House Press Briefing KJP shut it down without taking any questions herself, because she said the reporters were "being disrespectful." They shouted questions at Kirby as he left the room then began shouting questions at KJP. So she shut it down.
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I ran into John Kirby at an Indian Restaurant about a month ago. This guy is fucking tiny.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 30, 2023 02:15 PM (ntk8v)

328 OT: Chuck Schumer's concerned the monster he has helped feed has turned on him. Has he ever apologized for siccing his attack dogs on SCOTUS's two Catholic justices? Of course not. But he's publicly complaining about partisan laundry that he helped dirty. Shut up Chuck. Americans should have zero tolerance for animals like Hamas. But you are the last person with enough credibility to be finger wagging. Find another messenger.

Posted by: Ricky Bobby at November 30, 2023 02:15 PM (GXBev)

329 Biden, who has kept our borders open and is subjecting American citizens to all that entails and possible terror attacks.
Posted by: Cheri at November 30, 2023 01:24 PM (oiNtH)

]Not possible, inevitable.

Stay away from crowds.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 30, 2023 02:12 PM (Rbu5d)

RED DAWN WAS A DOCUMENTARY!!!

Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2023 02:15 PM (dGCAG)

330 Its actually the tried and true answer for this sort of problem. But...being savage Muslims, the Palis need to go to an already Islamic area - I've nominated Socotra island before.

North Sentinel Island. And have drones filming.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 30, 2023 02:15 PM (2ocoG)

331 322 Some massive news out of Texas.

https://tinyurl.com/2zt65exj

Posted by: Azathoth at November 30, 2023 02:14 PM (wb1YC)

Glad you're keeping us abreast of the latest developments.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 30, 2023 02:15 PM (wtvvX)

332 WaPo is trying to help us out.

Washington Post Opinions
@PostOpinions
It’s Nikki Haley or bust for the GOP, @JRubinBlogger writes.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 30, 2023 02:11 PM (FVME7)

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What, Pierre Delecto isn't available?

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at November 30, 2023 02:15 PM (pcDPj)

333 Chances of birth defects are smaller than those associated with a woman giving birth at age 40 or higher....


But that's anathema to speak of.


The Ptolemaic rulers of Egypt generally married siblings and...they made it through seven generations or something like that before being conquered by Rome. And...Cleopatra was no genetic freak.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 02:16 PM (XqcwY)

334 Some massive news out of Texas.

https://tinyurl.com/2zt65exj
Posted by: Azathoth


The news isn't the only massive thing in that photo.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 30, 2023 02:16 PM (JrojV)

335 It's not like they were trying to hide it...Hillary and The Color Purple
https://tinyurl.com/yj6amx6a
Posted by: zombie David Bowie at November 30, 2023 01:38 PM (TTAGa)
~~~~~

Check out pics of Trump's inauguration and see how many were wearing purple that day. It was indeed a Purple Revoluition.

Posted by: IrishEi with yet another new laptop at November 30, 2023 02:16 PM (eSZkd)

336 After John Kirby took questions at today's White House Press Briefing KJP shut it down without taking any questions herself, because she said the reporters were "being disrespectful."
......

They weren't reading off their assigned scripts?

Posted by: wth at November 30, 2023 02:16 PM (v0R5T)

337 Some massive news out of Texas.

How does she stay upright?

Posted by: Archimedes at November 30, 2023 02:16 PM (I/Qkd)

338 331 322 Some massive news out of Texas.

https://tinyurl.com/2zt65exj

Posted by: Azathoth at November 30, 2023 02:14 PM (wb1YC)

Glad you're keeping us abreast of the latest developments.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 30, 2023 02:15 PM (wtvvX)

Seems like everything's bigger in TX...

Posted by: DNC Thugee at November 30, 2023 02:16 PM (ynpvh)

339 If you out Rubin and Haley on a raft out at sea how long before Rubin would eat her?



Go on...

Posted by: Ace's Private Browser Tab at November 30, 2023 02:17 PM (Vu7A1)

340 Wife has it on while we do other stuff. It's funny, if you watch the early years it was mostly hot babes and some eye candy for the ladies and a few older players sprinkled in. Not it's all pink haired QWERTYS and muh diversity and trannies and pussy millenials.
-----------
Yeah, my wife likes it and do agree the earlier shows were more normie. I think they figured out casting lunatics in these shows boosts the ratings. I can't stand watching it anymore. Also that Under Decks dreck.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 30, 2023 02:17 PM (ntk8v)

341 Bibi no longer has 'street cred' ...

Posted by: Dr_No at November 30, 2023 02:17 PM (ayRl+)

342 333 Chances of birth defects are smaller than those associated with a woman giving birth at age 40 or higher....


But that's anathema to speak of.

The Ptolemaic rulers of Egypt generally married siblings and...they made it through seven generations or something like that before being conquered by Rome. And...Cleopatra was no genetic freak.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 02:16 PM (XqcwY)

But she was ugly as hell. Just look at the coinage she had minted with her profile...

Posted by: DNC Thugee at November 30, 2023 02:17 PM (ynpvh)

343 337 Some massive news out of Texas.

How does she stay upright?

Posted by: Archimedes at November 30, 2023 02:16 PM (I/Qkd)

The tensile forces in her bra are nigh incalculable.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 30, 2023 02:17 PM (wtvvX)

344 333 The Ptolemaic rulers of Egypt generally married siblings and...they made it through seven generations or something like that before being conquered by Rome. And...Cleopatra was no genetic freak.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 02:16 PM (XqcwY

========

Despite Shakespeare, Cleopatra was ugly af:

https://is.gd/0R2uAc

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 30, 2023 02:17 PM (GBKbO)

345 Survivor is still on?
Posted by: Robert


I'm 61 yrs old. I was a grown assed adult and got married at 26 in1988.

Somehow Survior is on Season 45 and it didn't premiere until 2000.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2023 02:18 PM (xzBJP)

346 I can see the abc thing being an intern or chatGPT thing that searched for “Middle East crying people” and put the first hit as part of the story.

Posted by: Montec at November 30, 2023 02:18 PM (YofvK)

347 The Ptolemaic rulers of Egypt generally married siblings and...they made it through seven generations or something like that before being conquered by Rome. And...Cleopatra was no genetic freak.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 02:16 PM (XqcwY)

I heard she was a freak to the core. Get a dose once, you gonna want some more.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 30, 2023 02:18 PM (xcxpd)

348 Its actually the tried and true answer for this sort of problem. But...being savage Muslims, the Palis need to go to an already Islamic area - I've nominated Socotra island before.
*
North Sentinel Island. And have drones filming.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 30, 2023


***
I've suggested the South Orkneys. Or South Georgia Island.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 30, 2023 02:18 PM (J2vNu)

349 RED DAWN WAS A DOCUMENTARY!!!
Posted by: BurtTC

WOLVERINES!!!

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 30, 2023 02:18 PM (CIS44)

350 249 What's "Armalite" (other than $20, same as in town)?

armalite > arm alight

Posted by: anachronda at November 30, 2023 02:18 PM (sGtp+)

351 345 Survivor is still on?
Posted by: Robert


I'm 61 yrs old. I was a grown assed adult and got married at 26 in1988.

Somehow Survior is on Season 45 and it didn't premiere until 2000.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2023 02:18 PM (xzBJP)

4 seasons per year? I know, math.

Posted by: DNC Thugee at November 30, 2023 02:19 PM (ynpvh)

352 Despite Shakespeare, Cleopatra was ugly af:
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But she had a very fertile delta.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 30, 2023 02:19 PM (ntk8v)

353 After John Kirby took questions at today's White House Press Briefing KJP shut it down without taking any questions herself, because she said the reporters were "being disrespectful."
......

They weren't reading off their assigned scripts?


She's a fraud, she knows she's a fraud, and she knows we know she's a fraud. That's a very stressful thing to endure day after day. If she had other options, she'd resign.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 30, 2023 02:19 PM (I/Qkd)

354 Yasser Arafat " I was just taking a shower with my goat and I fell on his penis and it slid into my ass. As Allah is my witness"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 30, 2023 02:19 PM (AhZSY)

355 Some massive news out of Texas.

https://tinyurl.com/2zt65exj
Posted by: Azathoth at November 30, 2023 02:14 PM (wb1YC)



They're MASSIVE alright......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

356 Check out pics of Trump's inauguration and see how many were wearing purple that day. It was indeed a Purple Revoluition.
Posted by: IrishEi with yet another new laptop at November 30, 2023 02:16 PM (eSZkd)

But you try to point this out to the general public, and they will look at you like you've got three eyes.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 30, 2023 02:19 PM (TTAGa)

357 352 Despite Shakespeare, Cleopatra was ugly af:
----------------
But she had a very fertile delta.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 30, 2023 02:19 PM (ntk8v)

That got flooded regularly...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 30, 2023 02:20 PM (wtvvX)

358 armalite > arm alight

Posted by: anachronda at November 30, 2023 02:18 PM (sGtp+)


Arm alright, nothing wrong about me.

Posted by: Archer at November 30, 2023 02:20 PM (gmo/4)

359 Yeah, my wife likes it and do agree the earlier shows were more normie. I think they figured out casting lunatics in these shows boosts the ratings. I can't stand watching it anymore. Also that Under Decks dreck.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 30, 2023 02:17 PM

In one seasons episode Jeff whatever his name is asked if he should no longer say C'mon in guys! To call the players in. Some QWERTY said yea it's offensive! So he quit saying his famous tagline. SMDH,

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 30, 2023 02:20 PM (bqazj)

360 WaPo is trying to help us out.

Washington Post Opinions
@PostOpinions
It’s Nikki Haley or bust for the GOP, @JRubinBlogger writes.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 30, 2023 02:11 PM (FVME7)

Nikki Haley: The Wendell Wilkie of our age...

Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2023 02:20 PM (dGCAG)

361 Some massive news out of Texas.

https://tinyurl.com/2zt65exj

Posted by: Azathoth at November 30, 2023 02:14 PM (wb1YC)

Glad you're keeping us abreast of the latest developments.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 30, 2023 02:15 PM (wtvvX)

--------------

Everything is bigger in Texas!

/BTW, wifey just texted me a headline (Federalist Exclusive today):

"Texas AG Ken Paxton Sues Pfizer For ‘False, Deceptive’ Covid Jab Con"

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at November 30, 2023 02:20 PM (pcDPj)

362 350 249 What's "Armalite" (other than $20, same as in town)?

armalite > arm alight

Posted by: anachronda at November 30, 2023 02:18 PM (sGtp+)

"Tell me about it"--one-armed gimp who tried to clobber Kyle

Posted by: DNC Thugee at November 30, 2023 02:20 PM (ynpvh)

363 355 Some massive news out of Texas.

https://tinyurl.com/2zt65exj
Posted by: Azathoth at November 30, 2023 02:14 PM (wb1YC)


They're MASSIVE alright......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

She must have the lower back muscles of a power lifter....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 30, 2023 02:20 PM (xcxpd)

364 The one Texas woman stole the other woman’s titties it appears.

Posted by: Montec at November 30, 2023 02:20 PM (YofvK)

365 The tensile forces in her bra are nigh incalculable.
Posted by: Tex Lovera



I'm not a STEM guy, but if I were an engineer, I'd study bra design and go to work for whatever lingerie company Solomia Maievska models for.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 30, 2023 02:20 PM (JrojV)

366 322 Some massive news out of Texas.

https://tinyurl.com/2zt65exj

Posted by: Azathoth at November 30, 2023 02:14 PM (wb1YC)

Glad you're keeping us abreast of the latest developments.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 30, 2023 02:15 PM (wtvvX)
.......

The guy with the toupe is bummed while the old guy is getting a handful.

Posted by: wth at November 30, 2023 02:21 PM (v0R5T)

367 The Ptolemaic rulers of Egypt generally married siblings and...they made it through seven generations or something like that before being conquered by Rome. And...Cleopatra was no genetic freak.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023


***
Infant exposure was still a thing then. Any sports or freaks could have been tossed into the Nile or left in the desert.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 30, 2023 02:21 PM (J2vNu)

368 Despite Shakespeare, Cleopatra was ugly af:

Fine...here'smuch later Byzantine Zoe... https://tinyurl.com/2jjkasyb not much of a looker on a coin either is she...?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 02:21 PM (XqcwY)

369 armalite>armadillo.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 30, 2023 02:21 PM (bqazj)

370 Jen Rubin has officially transitioned into a man. Unintentionally.

Posted by: Montec at November 30, 2023 02:21 PM (YofvK)

371 North Sentinel Island. And have drones filming.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 30, 2023

***
I've suggested the South Orkneys. Or South Georgia Island.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 30, 2023 02:18 PM (J2vNu)

If we have to bring them here...Plum Island.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 30, 2023 02:22 PM (TTAGa)

372 313 If you out Rubin and Haley on a raft out at sea how long before Rubin would eat her?


not certain what you mean by "eat" here.

Posted by: anachronda at November 30, 2023 02:22 PM (sGtp+)

373 Some massive news out of Texas.

How does she stay upright?

***

I'm guessing her husband has a block of Viagra mounted on the wall in the bedroom like a salt lick.

Posted by: Azathoth at November 30, 2023 02:22 PM (wb1YC)

374 Democrats on violence: our violence is speech, your speech is violence.
Democrats on Cease Fires: you have to put down your arms. We can continue to shoot.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 30, 2023 02:22 PM (uSHSS)

375 The camera adds 10 lbs.... to her tits.

Posted by: wth at November 30, 2023 02:22 PM (v0R5T)

376 365 The tensile forces in her bra are nigh incalculable.
Posted by: Tex Lovera



I'm not a STEM guy, but if I were an engineer, I'd study bra design and go to work for whatever lingerie company Solomia Maievska models for.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 30, 2023 02:20 PM (JrojV)

Talk about tits on a stick!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 30, 2023 02:22 PM (wtvvX)

377 368 Despite Shakespeare, Cleopatra was ugly af:

Fine...here'smuch later Byzantine Zoe... https://tinyurl.com/2jjkasyb not much of a looker on a coin either is she...?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 02:21 PM (XqcwY)

That beard makes her look horrendous.

Posted by: DNC Thugee at November 30, 2023 02:22 PM (ynpvh)

378 Israeli's value life, and it is hard for them, like us, to fight the guerilla war, but is it time for them to retaliate with strikes inside Iran?

Posted by: Jonah at November 30, 2023 02:22 PM (33nmr)

379 370 Jen Rubin has officially transitioned into a man. Unintentionally.
Posted by: Montec at November 30, 2023 02:21 PM (YofvK)


Toxoplasmosis transitioned into Jennifer Rubin.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2023 02:22 PM (x0n13)

380 Despite Shakespeare, Cleopatra was ugly af:

https://is.gd/0R2uAc
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 30, 2023 02:17 PM (GBKbO)

Charisma and good looks are not the same and the former usually counts for more when it comes to conquests.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 30, 2023 02:22 PM (xcxpd)

381 RED DAWN WAS A DOCUMENTARY!!!
Posted by: BurtTC

WOLVERINES!!!
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 30, 2023 02:18 PM (CIS44)

Spending more time outside would probably do me some good.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2023 02:22 PM (dGCAG)

382 When you said massive news from Texas, I thought you meant the coming criminal indictment of hidalgo.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 30, 2023 02:22 PM (JJBCl)

383 Send the Palis to Yemen.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 30, 2023 02:23 PM (YRsIm)

384 Turn Gaza to glass. Full stop.

Posted by: acethepug at November 30, 2023 02:23 PM (5Pw/K)

385 It's actually 'Armor Lite' ... just sayin' ...

Posted by: Dr_No at November 30, 2023 02:23 PM (ayRl+)

386 372 313 If you out Rubin and Haley on a raft out at sea how long before Rubin would eat her?


not certain what you mean by "eat" here.

Posted by: anachronda at November 30, 2023 02:22 PM (sGtp+)

There might be some scissoring of the bodies first.

Posted by: DNC Thugee at November 30, 2023 02:23 PM (ynpvh)

387 Nikki Haley, the Republican Fritz Mondale

Posted by: Jonah at November 30, 2023 02:23 PM (33nmr)

388 344 333 The Ptolemaic rulers of Egypt generally married siblings and...they made it through seven generations or something like that before being conquered by Rome. And...Cleopatra was no genetic freak.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 02:16 PM (XqcwY

========

Despite Shakespeare, Cleopatra was ugly af:

https://is.gd/0R2uAc
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 30, 2023 02:17 PM (GBKbO)

Ancient 2D art and coinage tends to not to be terribly flattering. Roman and Greek sculptures could get very good though.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 30, 2023 02:23 PM (eYoxG)

389 380 Charisma and good looks are not the same and the former usually counts for more when it comes to conquests.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 30, 2023 02:22 PM (xcxpd)

=========

"And then write me as beautiful, chronicler, or you shall be fed to the gators like the last one that mentioned the shape of my nose."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 30, 2023 02:23 PM (GBKbO)

390 Somehow Survior is on Season 45 and it didn't premiere until 2000.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2023 02:18 PM (xzBJP)

4 seasons per year? I know, math.
Posted by: DNC Thugee


They should be on Season 92 then.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2023 02:23 PM (xzBJP)

391 Nood Disney.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 30, 2023 02:24 PM (eYoxG)

392 373 Some massive news out of Texas.

How does she stay upright?

***

I'm guessing her husband has a block of Viagra mounted on the wall in the bedroom like a salt lick.

Posted by: Azathoth at November 30, 2023 02:22 PM (wb1YC)

I LOLd.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 30, 2023 02:24 PM (wtvvX)

393 send palis to Ireland

Posted by: runner at November 30, 2023 02:24 PM (V13WU)

394 354 Yasser Arafat " I was just taking a shower with my goat and I fell on his penis and it slid into my ass. As Allah is my witness"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 30, 2023 02:19 PM (AhZSY)


"We renounce TOURISM in all its forms!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2023 02:24 PM (x0n13)

395 off sock

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 02:24 PM (ynpvh)

396 Survivor does 2 seasons per year. I think they might have skipped a year with the fake flu.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 30, 2023 02:24 PM (bqazj)

397 With a unity gubmint, Mossad should be let loose to do their thing

Posted by: Jonah at November 30, 2023 02:24 PM (33nmr)

398 Some massive news out of Texas.

https://tinyurl.com/2zt65exj
Posted by: Azathoth at November 30, 2023 02:14 PM (wb1YC)
---
Was there a blonde lady in that picture?

Posted by: Axeman at November 30, 2023 02:25 PM (krQz2)

399 Rule of thumb
Don't try and catch up on a thread that has been up awhile

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2023 02:25 PM (fwDg9)

400 390 Somehow Survior is on Season 45 and it didn't premiere until 2000.

Bachelor is like that too since they do 2 or 3 a year.

Posted by: Montec at November 30, 2023 02:25 PM (YofvK)

401 I wasn’t a big Bibi fan before the war but Netanyahu got a lot of hostages back which wouldn’t have happened if he would have done what many here have suggested. The war will resume and Hamas will be destroyed.

Posted by: Drive by at November 30, 2023 02:25 PM (MNhXM)

402 Some massive news out of Texas.

How does she stay upright?

Posted by: Archimedes at November 30, 2023 02:16 PM (I/Qkd)

The tensile forces in her bra are nigh incalculable.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 30, 2023 02:17 PM (wtvvX)

Those are some huge gabonzas.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 30, 2023 02:25 PM (BdMk6)

403 There are current reports of Israeli aircraft and drones operating over Khan Younis, in the strip. It appears that Israel is now ignoring the terms of the ceasefire, just like Hamas is.

I still would bet that a full scale attack by Israel won't take place until 7 am local time, a little over 12 hours from now. I think the Israelis like to do things in an organized and methodical way.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2023 02:25 PM (i9ffA)

404 Nikki Haley, the Republican Fritz Mondale

***

Every time I see somebody mentioning Mondale I think about the old Sam Kinison bit he had about Mondale driving home after the election that night.

Posted by: Azathoth at November 30, 2023 02:25 PM (wb1YC)

405 I'm not a STEM guy, but if I were an engineer, I'd study bra design and go to work for whatever lingerie company Solomia Maievska models for.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 30, 2023 02:20 PM (JrojV)

Enjoy

https://tinyurl.com/29syjw5f

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 30, 2023 02:26 PM (YRsIm)

406 Bibi should bomb DC too, there are a shit-ton of Hamas sympathizers and wanna-be's.

Posted by: TC at November 30, 2023 02:26 PM (FjlUt)

407 Nikki Haley: The Wendell Wilkie of our age...
Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2023 02:20 PM (dGCAG)
----
*sobs*

Posted by: Harold Stassen at November 30, 2023 02:26 PM (ScR16)

408 This is what the ceasefire did.Promotes weakness and more isolated terror attacks.

Red Cross stiched up the Jihadi's

Posted by: Jonah at November 30, 2023 02:26 PM (33nmr)

409 Despite Shakespeare, Cleopatra was ugly af:

https://is.gd/0R2uAc
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 30, 2023


***
And those coin images were supposed to be *flattering*! I've said for years she looked more like Streisand than she did Liz Taylor. On the other hand, she was supposedly charismatic, well educated, and able to converse with Caesar and Antony on their level. And an ability to listen, or to appear to listen, to whatever blather is coming out of the lover's mouth can be pretty persuasive.

She reminds me a bit of actress Meg Wyllie, who played the leader of the Talosians in the Trek episode "The Menagerie," minus the giant brain pan of course.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 30, 2023 02:27 PM (J2vNu)

410 401 .And my pet unicorn loves to eat rainbows

Posted by: Jonah at November 30, 2023 02:28 PM (33nmr)

411 Some massive news out of Texas.

https://tinyurl.com/2zt65exj
Posted by: Azathoth at November 30, 2023 02:14 PM (wb1YC)

If the woman on the right isn't careful she's going to knock over the woman on the left.

Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 02:28 PM (1Yy3c)

412 nood Disney

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 30, 2023 02:28 PM (krqg6)

413 401 I wasn’t a big Bibi fan before the war but Netanyahu got a lot of hostages back which wouldn’t have happened if he would have done what many here have suggested. The war will resume and Hamas will be destroyed.
Posted by: Drive by at November 30, 2023 02:25 PM (MNhXM)

Israel got more back than I ever thought they could. Hamas got caught in their own trap when they started to run out of hostages to turn over. When they suddenly refused to let the Red Cross officials visit the remaining hostages, it was a "tell" that a lot more of them were dead than Hamas was admitting. I suspect that's a big reason why Israel got all that they could, and do not feel constrained about restarting the fighting now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2023 02:29 PM (i9ffA)

414 409
...

She reminds me a bit of actress Meg Wyllie, who played the leader of the Talosians in the Trek episode "The Menagerie," minus the giant brain pan of course.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 30, 2023 02:27 PM (J2vNu)

Holy cow. I thought that was a guy!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 02:29 PM (ynpvh)

415 410 401 .And my pet unicorn loves to eat rainbows

Posted by: Jonah at November 30, 2023 02:28 PM (33nmr)

Doesn't that make it a tootsie-roll eater? I mean they sh*t rainbows, no?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 02:29 PM (ynpvh)

416
KJP shut it down without taking any questions herself, because she said the reporters were "being disrespectful."

You dissed me! You dissed me! Now you gotta kiss me!

Posted by: KJP at November 30, 2023 02:29 PM (63Dwl)

417 There have been 3 reports of unidentified objects being fired into Israel. Two from Lebanon and 1 from Southern Gaza. Spidey sense tells me something different is about to happen.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 30, 2023 02:29 PM (LpkJb)

418 Prior thread:

The only time I ever had to give my dad money was losing pinochle hands.

Posted by: DaveA at November 30, 2023 02:29 PM (FhXTo)

419 FBI Investigating PTA boards, Trump,and Jim Harbaugh.

Meanwhile half of Northern New Jersey is planning the next 9/11 for NYC

Posted by: Jonah at November 30, 2023 02:31 PM (33nmr)

420 Stay away from crowds.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker
------
And as I'm from TX, show up heavy.

Posted by: Drc at November 30, 2023 02:32 PM (vbaSG)

421 But you try to point this out to the general public, and they will look at you like you've got three eyes.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 30, 2023 02:19 PM (TTAGa)
~~~~~

Sadly, true.

Posted by: IrishEi with yet another new laptop at November 30, 2023 02:33 PM (eSZkd)

422 Obviously Hamas needs more "Palestinian" bloodshed. This ceasefire thing is outliving its usefulness for them.

Posted by: Misinformationalism at November 30, 2023 02:33 PM (Y/wRI)

423 I think the LGBT departments at Columbia, Cornell, and Harvard should be forced to hand out food and medicine inside Gaza

Posted by: Jonah at November 30, 2023 02:34 PM (33nmr)

424 413. Tom, well said ,and I truely hope so

Posted by: Jonah at November 30, 2023 02:35 PM (33nmr)

425 Hmmm.."sittin in Qatar waitin on my Yahya, ahah"

Posted by: Second line Hamas in NO at November 30, 2023 02:44 PM (Hic67)

426 Just annihilate these bastards already and let the world scream. This crap will go on and on until those animals are again under a firm a boot. Enough with these useless "ceasefires". The state of Israel was formed the year after I was born, and throughout my life the entire Arab world has been trying to destroy Israel and its people. Time to go scorched earth. End this once and for all.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at November 30, 2023 03:01 PM (iODuv)

427 Axeman (107):
"I think it's important to note to a Hamas member that "Ham ass" in English is kind of equivalent to 'Pig Ass'."

I have long been in favor of a union between the Muslim terrorists ruling the West Bank and the Muslim terrorists ruling the Gaza Strip, mostly for the obvious name of the union: 'Fatah' + 'Hamas' = 'FatAss'.

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at November 30, 2023 03:53 PM (uL3GK)

428 HAMAS MURDERS THREE JEWS, WOUNDS 11;
PALESTINIANS HARDEST HIT

LOL

Posted by: m at November 30, 2023 04:50 PM (LodBx)

429 They Just Want to Breathe (TM).
Well, then, I say you should ventilate them.

Posted by: GWB at November 30, 2023 06:10 PM (HMvgH)

430 It's difficult to find experienced people about this subject, but you seem like you know what you're talking about!
Thanks

Posted by: Iphone repair near me at December 01, 2023 10:50 AM (LXz27)

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