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From the Department of That Should Do It (a subsidiary of Are You Shitting Me Here? LLC):

New York Post

@nypost
Biden says prices 'too high,' asks sellers to lower them after 18% inflation

President Biden acknowledged Monday that prices are still "too high" and argued that companies should lower them after an 18% jump in consumer costs since he took office.
"We know that prices are still too high for too many things -- that times are still too tough for too many families," the 81-year-old said near the White House.
"We've made progress, but we have more work to do," Biden added. "Let me be clear to any corporation has not brought their prices back down, even as inflation has come down, even supply chains have been rebuilt: It's time to stop the price gouging and give the American consumer a break."
The prices of some goods, such as food products, are expected to decline in the coming months, but periods of general deflation are rare in US history.
Biden previously used his bully pulpit to try to pressure oil companies to take action to lower gas prices last year.

The president also attacked Republicans Monday, saying they "want to go back to the bad old days when corporations looked around the world to find the cheapest labor they could find, just to send the jobs overseas and then import the products back to the United States" -- despite opposition to outsourcing being a signature issue for former President Donald Trump.

Blaming "corporations" for Biden's inflationary insanity. When the Democrats demonize scapegoats to retain political power, It's (D)ifferent (TM).

Mika Brzezinski says we all know someone who's "suffered" like Hunter Biden, getting paid $80,000 per month to smoke crack and get his cock sucked three times a day by scroungy foreign whores while selling out his country to the Russians and Chinese.

How he's suffered, this giant-schnozzed adulteress and whore cries! There but for the grace of God go I!

(And please God, could you give me a little less grace, just for a couple of months maybe?)

Gavin Newsom's current wife (he collects them and disposes of them as if they were Pogs) attacks the employee Newsom had an affair with, claiming the woman is actually a whore.

Gavin Newsom's Very Feminist White Liberal wife says the underling that Newsom was banging while also being the man who signed her paychecks was "the culprit" in the affair.

Even the leftwing SFist is trashing her for calling the employee -- the appointments secretary, in fact, so she was both literally and figuratively working right under him -- a seductress and whore.

Oh, so Jennifer Siebel is that kind of girl: the kind that doesn't like other girls. People are abuzz about the comments that Gavin Newsom's current companion made in what was otherwise a kind of fluffy throwaway interview in the Sunday Style section of the Chronicle -- where she lashed out at people criticizing her man's behavior with the wife of his campaign aide by saying, "the woman is the culprit.." Oh, nice.
Oh, poor victimized Gavin, helplessly seduced by a woman suffering from a potentially-deadly substance abuse problem and whose paychecks he signed! And sweet, sweet (and exhausted-toned) Jennifer, so exhaustedly willing to forgive her publicity magnet because, you know, boys will be boys and other women: they're the competition.
Wow, we sure do love it when women stand up for each other. Hope Jennifer's never going to need the support of a girlfriend if things go south for her and Gavin.

Now that's the new news, but if you want the real news, click on the link to find out Siebel Newsom's heavy lobbying of Rose McGowan to keep McGowan quiet about Harvey Weinstein. And then Siebel revealing that she herself had been raped by Weinsten. Which did not keep her from acting as one of Harvey's Protectors.

It's disgusting. This is old news but I didn't know about it.

Schools now offering race-specific courses, like "Black English" and "Latin Math."

A Wall Street Journal report on Sunday celebrated an Evanston, Illinois, program through which students can opt-in to racially segregated "affinity classes." Black-only English? Check. There's even an AP calculus class for Latino students who, according to Evanston superintendent Marcus Campbell, might feel "anxious" learning integrals alongside their black peers.
This perverse approach to education isn't illegal, according to the Journal. No, the paper framed this sort of discrimination as a bold, constitutionally kosher effort to boost the performance of minority students: "Federal antidiscrimination laws prevent public schools from mandatorily separating students by race, but education lawyers say optional courses can comply with the law."
It is not clear who those unnamed lawyers were or what they told the nation's second-largest newspaper. The Journal did not respond to a request for comment.
But the attorneys we spoke with--they did provide their names--were flabbergasted by the notion that black-only courses, even voluntary ones like Evanston's, would hold up in court.

I'd like a course exploring Feminist Logic, in a critical, forensic way, you understand.

Look how young the little kid is that Deadspin defamed as a "racist" for clicks for a click-farming "article" that probably generated a grand or two in income. He looks five -- and the rotten bastard Carron "Karen" Philips head-hunted him for a little clout and maybe a hundred bucks.

Oakland radical "progressives" declare that it's now Officially Racist (TM) to criticize the terrorist murderers, rapists, and kidnappers of Hamas.

Last night the Oakland City Council voted on a resolution to call for a ceasefire.

A city council member tried to insert language condemning Hamas.

This was the reaction… pic.twitter.com/r7aTb2mkrQ
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) November 28, 2023

"We Can't Breathe" (TM).

I'm starting to feel like maybe there's a general claim being made that "minorities" (note: Arabs are not minorities in the Middle East, Jews are) are just perfect creatures who can never, ever be criticized, for any reason.

Liz Cheney "leaked" excerpts from her new "book" to CNN and CNN is pretending this is a journalistic scoop rather than what it is, which is just a dishonest advertising campaign for the "book."

Wow, so amazing! CNN used all of its journalistic resources to pick up the phone when Liz Cheney called them begging them to promote her book!

Here are some Major Scoops!

Jeremy Herb
@jeremyherb

NEW: Liz Cheney takes on McCarthy, Johnson and the GOP in her new book obtained by CNN, condemning her former colleagues and party leaders as "enablers and collaborators" of Trump. Lots of new behind-the-scenes details, w/ @jamiegangel
@elizabethstuart
https://cnn.com/2023/11/28/politics/exclusive-the-orange-jesus-liz-cheneys-new-book-blasts-thegop-as-enablers-and-collaborators-of-trump/index.html
Some notable details from Cheney's book:
After McCarthy's surprise Mar-a-Lago visit, McCarthy told her: "Trump's not eating, so they asked me to come see him."
"What? You went to Mar-a-Lago because Trump's not eating?" she said.
"Yeah, he's really depressed," McCarthy said.
Cheney also writes that McCarthy told her Trump acknowledged his loss two days after the election.
"He knows it's over," McCarthy said, according to Cheney. "He needs to go through all the stages of grief."

So a man suffering a major setback became depressed and lost his appetite?

Wow!

Fortunately Liz Cheney is completely immune to loss of appetite herself! Loss of appetite? More like "lots of appetizers," amirite?!

Prediction: This book sells worse than the book just released by the man I know some of you have sex dreams about, Brian Stelter, the Love Spud (TM).

A student has been charged with murder after stabbing to death other students... who were beating him in a mob attack.

NEW: 14-year old student kills teen with a knife at a North Carolina high school after getting jumped.

There is a parenting pandemic in this country.

The stabbing happened in the gym at Southeast Raleigh High School after a brawl broke out.

The student in grey with the red… pic.twitter.com/VHpjWUlC8G
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) November 28, 2023

On a micro level: Yes, I think if you're being attacked by a mob you have a right to defend yourself using deadly force. And it doesn't matter if the knife is a prohibited object at the school. That's a disciplinary matter. That means nothing about your right to defend yourself.

But on the macro level: This country is dying. The streets and schools are filled with nihilistic violence, all because the media and corporations went along with BLM's and AOC's suicidal claims that if you just stop enforcing the law or any standards of behavior, people will stop committing crimes.

Ominous: The White House Christmas tree falls over.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:45 PM

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1 The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee 1h
Ireland Declares Asking An Immigrant To Stop Stabbing You A Hate Crime
buff.ly/3N2gR3F

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 29, 2023 06:48 PM (krqg6)

2 Behold! The wooden upLULA magLULA!

Hot news @TheNewsTrending
IDF soldiers employ a "speed loader" device to quickly load their magazines.

https://tinyurl.com/yww8fduw
5 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 29, 2023 06:48 PM (krqg6)

3 These hits make me hate the whole world and everyone in it.

Present company excluded, kind of.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 29, 2023 06:48 PM (m9hmt)

4 ROOKIE!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 29, 2023 06:48 PM (5uLQu)

5 And we just heard how much we can save going from a Big Mac Meal to the sandwich only!

Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2023 06:49 PM (krQz2)

6 Excellent content though!
Thanks Ace (except for putting images up of Cheney... lost my appetite faster than the Orangeman)!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 29, 2023 06:49 PM (5uLQu)

7 New York Post @nypost 10h
Today's cover: Cynthia Nixon launches Hollywood-style hunger strike for Gaza cease-fire — just two out of five days
trib.al/SVFpg3J

Catturd ™ @catturd2 10h
If you want to know what a narcissist looks look.

Cynthia thinks if she skips breakfast it'll change policy in the Middle East - 😂

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 29, 2023 06:50 PM (krqg6)

8 The poison pill for the Oakland City Council should have read, "Rape is never a legitimate tool of resistance."

OK, Mz Marixst Mctwatwaffle, explain why you're against that.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 29, 2023 06:50 PM (z+89e)

9 The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee 1h
Ireland Declares Asking An Immigrant To Stop Stabbing You A Hate Crime
buff.ly/3N2gR3F
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 29, 2023 06:48 PM (krqg6)
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It's like they're not taking anyone else into consideration. Maybe they want to keep stabbing you!

Did you ever think of that racist?!

This is why we need more CRT in our schools.

Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2023 06:51 PM (krQz2)

10 Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann Nov 28
After Musk's endorsement of the QAnon Pizzagate conspiracy theory, I won't be posting here any more. There are a couple of prescheduled promos for the Podcast, the last runs ~10PM I'm on the other socials under my name or some variation of Countdown With KO/Keith Olbermann.

Catturd @catturd2 22h
Bye loser ✌️

Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre Nov 28
🔥🚨BREAKING NEWS: Elon Musk just shared an article referring to an ABC news host being arrested for child porn. He also shared this meme about Pizza Gate.

https://tinyurl.com/3ed7vpaw
screencaps

Hot news @TheNewsTrending 8h
The Washington Post will pause ad spending on X because Elon Musk posted a Pizzagate meme.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 29, 2023 06:52 PM (krqg6)

11
Topped by his nuclear warhead joke. Norms restored.

Posted by: Auspex at November 29, 2023 06:52 PM (j4U/Z)

12 We're proper f**ked on inflation for a decade at least.

But these maniacs could ameliorate the effects if they changed their policies towards energy and forced the price of fuel down as practical, say the two, two and a quarter level.

That would drive prices down for sure.

But again, we're dealing with maniacs here and that sh*t ain't going to happen.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 29, 2023 06:53 PM (XV/Pl)

13 Bill checking out Melania at the Carter memorial:
https://tinyurl.com/ycy59tmk

Replying to RBF of Mike Obama:
https://tinyurl.com/m9rfxdsc

[Both Xtweets still photos]

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 29, 2023 06:53 PM (krqg6)

14 Blaming "corporations" for Biden's inflationary insanity. When the Democrats demonize scapegoats to retain political power, It's (D)ifferent (TM).
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If Biden couldn't blame the cast of stock baddies, he'd have to understand the economy too much.

Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2023 06:53 PM (krQz2)

15 I have this feeling of impending doom. It's becoming quite familiar.

Posted by: fd at November 29, 2023 06:54 PM (vFG9F)

16 Liz, show us on the doll where PDT touched you. What an idiotic, irrelevant, used up, old bag of excrement. Why aren't her 15 minutes of fame over?

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 29, 2023 06:54 PM (2NHgQ)

17 So Gavin is even sleazier than we thought.

Posted by: wth at November 29, 2023 06:54 PM (v0R5T)

18 Hurray for Pallywood!

Muhammad Shehada @muhammadshehad2 Nov 28
ISRAEL BROKE BOTH ARMS OF THIS CHILD IN PRISON
Then left him 8 days without medical treatment

Mohammed Nazal says they kept beating them daily until 1 died. They starved them to near death with a plate of plain rice for 10 people. They were freezing with no heating or blankets.

Hot news @TheNewsTrending 8h
FAKE NEWS!
CCTV footage shows Mohamed Nazal leaving prison and boarding the bus with two perfectly working arms.

https://tinyurl.com/yape28vu
38 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 29, 2023 06:54 PM (krqg6)

19 The woman addressing the Oakland City Council at about 0:28 appears to be Rachel Dolezal. If she doesn't embody truth and credibility, I don't know who does.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 29, 2023 06:55 PM (I/Qkd)

20 Mika Brzezinski says
......

"My bulbous nose is not THAT bulbous!"

Posted by: wth at November 29, 2023 06:55 PM (v0R5T)

21 Stevie Stabber is fucked. Video evidence plainly shows he was the escalator when he pulled a knife in a fight that had not yet aggressed to lethal force in an area that was restricted for weapons.

My God way to live up to several stereotypes.

Our public schools at this point are too often poorly ran penitentiaries.

Posted by: sven at November 29, 2023 06:56 PM (X0I7i)

22 I'm starting to feel like maybe there's a general claim being made that "minorities" (note: Arabs are not minorities in the Middle East, Jews are) are just perfect creatures who can never, ever be criticized, for any reason.
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And you have a problem with that?!

Posted by: Jean-Jacques Rousseau at November 29, 2023 06:56 PM (krQz2)

23 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2023 06:56 PM (T4tVD)

24 willowed
Musk linked to this:
...
Whistleblower makes trove of new documents available to Public and Racket, showing the birth of the Censorship Industrial Complex in reaction to Brexit and Trump election in 2016
...

The CTI League documents offer the missing link answers to key questions not addressed in the Twitter Files and Facebook Files. Combined, they offer a comprehensive picture of the birth of the “anti-disinformation” sector, or what we have called the Censorship Industrial Complex

https://is.gd/CvnOhR

Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2023 06:56 PM (QOUZy)

25 I hope DeSantis asks Gavbaby about this shit tomorrow.
Or at least insults his hair.

Posted by: wth at November 29, 2023 06:56 PM (v0R5T)

26 more willow:
The whistleblower alleges that a leader of CTI League, a “former” British intelligence analyst, was “in the room” at the Obama White House in 2017 when she received the instructions to create a counter-disinformation project to stop a "repeat of 2016."

Over the last year, Public, Racket, congressional investigators, and others have documented the rise of the Censorship Industrial Complex, a network of over 100 government agencies and nongovernmental organizations that work together to urge censorship by social media platforms and spread propaganda about disfavored individuals, topics, and whole narratives.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2023 06:56 PM (QOUZy)

27 "Bill checking out Melania at the Carter memorial:"

Focused like a laser.

Posted by: fd at November 29, 2023 06:56 PM (vFG9F)

28 Is Biden really that stupid?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at November 29, 2023 06:57 PM (8jaoI)

29 So Gavin is even sleazier than we thought.
Posted by: wth at November 29, 2023 06:54 PM (v0R5T)
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Nope. You just didn't have a low enough opinion of him!

Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2023 06:57 PM (krQz2)

30 17 Posted by: wth at November 29, 2023 06:54 PM (v0R5T)

Part of the kink for AWFLs going back to JFK.

They love caddish white men even though they pretend they hate them.

Posted by: sven at November 29, 2023 06:57 PM (X0I7i)

31 Mika Brzezinski says
......
"My bulbous nose is not THAT bulbous!"

Oh honey, bless your heart.

Posted by: J.P. Morgan at November 29, 2023 06:57 PM (I/Qkd)

32 28 Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at November 29, 2023 06:57 PM (8jaoI)

Absolutely he is, the good news is....

well fuck there is no good news from this.

Posted by: sven at November 29, 2023 06:58 PM (X0I7i)

33 Latin Math?

Is that the one where half of twelve is seven?

(the top half)

wait for it........

Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2023 06:58 PM (991eG)

34 >>>President Biden acknowledged Monday that prices are still "too high"
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Yesterday, didn't he argue that things are cheaper now?

Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2023 06:58 PM (QOUZy)

35 I watched the vid of the kid. With that mob on him? After a kid was killed by a mob of kids just the other day?
Don't know the whole story, but seems like legitimate self-defense.

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at November 29, 2023 06:58 PM (ynpvh)

36 25 I hope DeSantis asks Gavbaby about this shit tomorrow.
Or at least insults his hair.
Posted by: wth at November 29, 2023 06:56 PM (v0R5T)

Or worse, complements him.

"Your hair is amazing. I bet you spend a lot of time to get it to look like that."

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 29, 2023 06:58 PM (PiwSw)

37 33 Latin Math?

Is that the one where half of twelve is seven?

(the top half)

wait for it........

Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2023 06:58 PM (991eG)
Heh.

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at November 29, 2023 06:59 PM (ynpvh)

38 "Even the leftwing SFist is trashing her for calling the employee -- the appointments secretary, in fact, so she was both literally and figuratively working right under him -- a seductress and whore."

Thanks. I am now working on comeback lines for tonight's debate. Stuff like- "well in Florida tipping means an entirely different thing,

Posted by: Ron DeSantis at November 29, 2023 06:59 PM (A1aWg)

39 I wish I hadn't watched that video.

Posted by: Max Power at November 29, 2023 06:59 PM (q177U)

40 Glad to see that kid defend himself and kill one of the cowards who jumped him.

He should be given the keys to the city, a day named in his honor and a cash reward.

More Please.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 29, 2023 06:59 PM (R/m4+)

41 The WH Christmas tree was sadly another victim of the climate calamity...

Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2023 06:59 PM (FQmDC)

42 So, Gavin's wife says the other woman is the culprit.
Gavin should have enough character to withstand the little trollops who throw themselves at you day after day...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 29, 2023 07:00 PM (MeG8a)

43 How much is everyone willing to put up with? Cuz I'm done. Been done for quite some time.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 29, 2023 07:00 PM (R4t5M)

44 Latin Math? Is it Thunday already?

Posted by: Mike Tyson at November 29, 2023 07:00 PM (PiwSw)

45 34 Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2023 06:58 PM (QOUZy)

Let's be fair, his long term memory is measures in seconds.

Joe is at this point a puppy....a demented doomed to be retarded elderly puppy but a puppy.

Posted by: sven at November 29, 2023 07:00 PM (X0I7i)

46 Schools now offering race-specific courses, like "Black English" and "Latin Math."
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When I saw "Latin Math" I thought that would be interesting, learning math as Europeans used to learn it (in Latin and Greek).

Nope. I was wrong.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 29, 2023 07:00 PM (BpYfr)

47 40 Glad to see that kid defend himself and kill one of the cowards who jumped him.

He should be given the keys to the city, a day named in his honor and a cash reward.

More Please.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 29, 2023 06:59 PM (R/m4+)

I'm guessing he must've hit a femoral artery or something.

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at November 29, 2023 07:01 PM (ynpvh)

48 Is Biden really that stupid?
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at November 29, 2023 06:57 PM

Yes. Yes, he is.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 29, 2023 07:01 PM (aQy7p)

49 But on the macro level: This country is dying.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:45 PM

Yes...I think you are correct.

I also don't think it is too late to save it, but I do not think that we have the intestinal fortitude to do what is necessary.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2023 07:01 PM (3Gtis)

50 Liz, show us on the doll where PDT touched you. What an idiotic, irrelevant, used up, old bag of excrement. Why aren't her 15 minutes of fame over?
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 29, 2023 06:54 PM (2NHgQ)

So her scathing autobiography consists of her reporting shit that McCarthy told her? That's all you got for your seething for years?

That's pathetic, you should be able to make up your own lies.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 29, 2023 07:01 PM (eoQWY)

51 46 Schools now offering race-specific courses, like "Black English" and "Latin Math."
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When I saw "Latin Math" I thought that would be interesting, learning math as Europeans used to learn it (in Latin and Greek).

Nope. I was wrong.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 29, 2023 07:00 PM (BpYfr)

I imagine lots of Salsa dancing.

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at November 29, 2023 07:02 PM (ynpvh)

52
We have an old dog with dementia. He is happy and doesn't poop in the house.

Posted by: four seasons at November 29, 2023 07:02 PM (ichPI)

53 Schools now offering race-specific courses, like "Black English" and "Latin Math."
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When I saw "Latin Math" I thought that would be interesting, learning math as Europeans used to learn it (in Latin and Greek).

Nope. I was wrong.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 29, 2023 07:00 PM (BpYfr)

division in Roman numerals is just hell

Posted by: Oldcat at November 29, 2023 07:02 PM (eoQWY)

54 35 Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at November 29, 2023 06:58 PM (ynpvh)

I am not saying it is just, I am saying that is the way the law is.

Now, super duper "we are past law sven you stupid fuck" bonus analysis....

he is fortunate that everyone involved shares the same hue, he will face retaliatory efforts if the family stays in the same geography if exonerated....it reminds me of a series of fights between two of our school's star wrestlers that escalated to the point both had been hospitalized.

Vendettas are neat things.

Posted by: sven at November 29, 2023 07:02 PM (X0I7i)

55
The White House used that same crane used on the Christmas Tree to get President William Howard Taft out of the bath tub.

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 29, 2023 07:03 PM (+oR7L)

56 We have an old dog with dementia. He is happy and doesn't poop in the house.
Posted by: four seasons at November 29, 2023 07:02 PM (ichPI)

So he's at least better than Biden in three ways

Posted by: Oldcat at November 29, 2023 07:03 PM (eoQWY)

57 So her scathing autobiography consists of her reporting shit that McCarthy told her? That's all you got for your seething for years?

That's pathetic, you should be able to make up your own lies.
Posted by: Oldcat at November

I'm sure it's filled with gems like tirade at the manager of Golden Corral when they ran out chicken fried steak and gravy.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 29, 2023 07:03 PM (MGB5H)

58 53 Schools now offering race-specific courses, like "Black English" and "Latin Math."
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When I saw "Latin Math" I thought that would be interesting, learning math as Europeans used to learn it (in Latin and Greek).

Nope. I was wrong.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 29, 2023 07:00 PM (BpYfr)

division in Roman numerals is just hell

Posted by: Oldcat at November 29, 2023 07:02 PM (eoQWY)

That's why the Romans preferred to divide and conquer their enemies.

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at November 29, 2023 07:03 PM (ynpvh)

59 Latin and Black math

15 +15 = 15 when the sentences run concurrently.

Posted by: Drive by at November 29, 2023 07:04 PM (MNhXM)

60
Liz Cheney "leaked" excerpts from her new "book" to CNN and CNN is pretending this is a journalistic scoop rather than what it is, which is just a dishonest advertising campaign for the "book."
-------

Ah. Now we know where rainmandodo gets his 'talking points'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2023 07:04 PM (XeU6L)

61 When I saw "Latin Math" I thought that would be interesting, learning math as Europeans used to learn it (in Latin and Greek).

Nope. I was wrong.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 29, 2023 07:00 PM (BpYfr)

My grandfather took Latin and Greek...in high school.

Now we dumb down one of the glories of Western civilization to cater to people who are more interested in their skin color and multi-culti bona fides than their success. Which of course guarantees their failure.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2023 07:04 PM (3Gtis)

62 49 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2023 07:01 PM (3Gtis)

I think we are past the point of salvaging all 50 states in any cohesive state we would recognize as a power in the degree we have ceded.

One added bonus if Pantsshitter 1 goes through with broad zone price controls in a hamstrung energy sector reality where people will not be able to afford electricity is the riots will eventually be lit.

Posted by: sven at November 29, 2023 07:04 PM (X0I7i)

63 57 So her scathing autobiography consists of her reporting shit that McCarthy told her? That's all you got for your seething for years?

That's pathetic, you should be able to make up your own lies.
Posted by: Oldcat at November

I'm sure it's filled with gems like tirade at the manager of Golden Corral when they ran out chicken fried steak and gravy.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 29, 2023 07:03 PM (MGB5H)

And they wouldn't let her drink from the gravy fountain.

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at November 29, 2023 07:04 PM (ynpvh)

64 52
We have an old dog with dementia. He is happy and doesn't poop in the house.
Posted by: four seasons

Errr how do you know? He keeps saying the same things in a sentence?

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at November 29, 2023 07:05 PM (bgJ0E)

65 This is old news but I didn't know about it.

Some people may have done some things.
Mistakes may have been made.
What difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 29, 2023 07:05 PM (a3Q+t)

66 @36

>>"Your hair is amazing. I bet you spend a lot of time to get it to look like that."

That's exactly the right tack.

Meatball: Look at this guys tan, and that face, wow, that face, his policies have led to a mass exodus of Californians to Florida.

And that body, look at the way his suit drapes perfectly on that frame, dude could walk a runway, it's a shame that California Kids under his watch have suffered educational setbacks that will take years to recover from if ever.

Is that a pedicure, those nails are looking sharp, crime has sky rocketed under his watch and there is actually an app so people can track where human feces is on the streets of San Francisco.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 29, 2023 07:05 PM (XV/Pl)

67 New Year's Resolution for Conservatives: Let it burn.

Posted by: Marooned at November 29, 2023 07:05 PM (kt8QE)

68 Schools now offering race-specific courses, like "Black English" and "Latin

The Tower of Babel 2.0.
Communication will end.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at November 29, 2023 07:05 PM (8jaoI)

69 Black and tan math.

Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2023 07:05 PM (krQz2)

70 69 Black and tan math.

Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2023 07:05 PM (krQz2)

Needs to be gay and/or transgendered as well.

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at November 29, 2023 07:06 PM (ynpvh)

71 Biden says prices 'too high,' asks sellers to lower them after 18% inflation

Forehead-slap emoji here

Market forces? Supply and demand? Invisible hand? Laissez-faire? Never heard of 'em. Now lower those prices, increase wages, and allow five-finger discounts, you evil capitalist companies!

Posted by: mindful webworker - econometry expurt at November 29, 2023 07:06 PM (LgY6/)

72 @nypost
Biden says prices 'too high,' asks sellers to lower them after 18% inflation
.......

Done... and DONE. Poof, it's like magic!

Posted by: wth at November 29, 2023 07:06 PM (v0R5T)

73 Gavin's wife says the other woman is the culprit.
Gavin should have enough character to withstand the little trollops who throw themselves at you day after day...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 29, 2023 07:00 PM (MeG8a)

I like the part where she unintentionally accused Gavin of rape. Awesome.

Posted by: Drive by at November 29, 2023 07:06 PM (MNhXM)

74 When I saw "Latin Math" I thought that would be interesting, learning math as Europeans used to learn it (in Latin and Greek).

Nope. I was wrong.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 29, 2023 07:00 PM

These cabrons learned nothing...

Posted by: Jaime Escalante at November 29, 2023 07:06 PM (aQy7p)

75 71 Biden says prices 'too high,' asks sellers to lower them after 18% inflation

Forehead-slap emoji here

Market forces? Supply and demand? Invisible hand? Laissez-faire? Never heard of 'em. Now lower those prices, increase wages, and allow five-finger discounts, you evil capitalist companies!

Posted by: mindful webworker - econometry expurt at November 29, 2023 07:06 PM (LgY6/)

I'd prefer the Gov't protection collectors (IRS) stayed away from me. That's quite the racket; taking my money to hit me over the head. May I have another, Sir?

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at November 29, 2023 07:07 PM (ynpvh)

76 Well, fuck! The Oakland City Council and Cynthia Nixon are against us? Now what are we supposed to do?

Posted by: Israel at November 29, 2023 07:07 PM (u73oe)

77 "We know that prices are still too high for too many things ..."

"... I mean, have you seen the price of Depends these days?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2023 07:07 PM (YqDXo)

78 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 36m
BREAKING: Brazil increases northern border military presence amid Venezuela-Guyana spat, defense ministry said

Hot news @TheNewsTrending 4h
Exchange of gunfire on the border between Venezuela and Guyana. General recruitment in Brazil.
https://tinyurl.com/3uxvav6j
36 seconds; very LOUD

CoCo @Cocomrade737 6h Replying to @Trotes936897 [who said Venezuelan troops]
They are not Venezuelan soldiers, are guerrillas of the “Ejército de Liberación Nacional” . Their origin is in Colombia (in fact the accent is Colombian) but they also play a leading role in parts of Venezuela.
https://tinyurl.com/4k854nsp
photos

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 29, 2023 07:07 PM (krqg6)

79 RE: White House Christmas Tree

I said this morning and I'll say it again: When God is trying to send you a message, PAY ATTENTION!

But some people will only learn the hard way.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 29, 2023 07:07 PM (BpYfr)

80 I hope DeSantis asks Gavbaby about this shit tomorrow.
Or at least insults his hair.
Posted by: wth at November 29, 2023 06:56 PM (v0R5T)

he should just use the reply "you are an idiot from God damn California" and he might catch Trump in the polls.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 29, 2023 07:07 PM (eoQWY)

81 Biden says prices 'too high,' asks sellers to lower them after 18% inflation

Forehead-slap emoji here

Market forces? Supply and demand? Invisible hand? Laissez-faire? Never heard of 'em. Now lower those prices, increase wages, and allow five-finger discounts, you evil capitalist companies!
Posted by: mindful webworker - econometry expurt

Price controls incoming

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 29, 2023 07:07 PM (MGB5H)

82 Black and tan math.

Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2023 07:05 PM (krQz2)

That's the mark of a good bartender. It's not as easy as it looks to get the proportions correct.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2023 07:07 PM (3Gtis)

83 This is old news but I didn't know about it.

Some people may have done some things.
Mistakes may have been made.
What difference, at this point, does it make?
Posted by: Duncanthrax
......

We may never know the motivation behind this.

Posted by: wth at November 29, 2023 07:07 PM (v0R5T)

84 RE: White House Christmas Tree

I said this morning and I'll say it again: When God is trying to send you a message, PAY ATTENTION!

But some people will only learn the hard way.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 29, 2023 07:07 PM (BpYfr)

yeah Kings used to be sacrificed to the Frog God for this sort of thing.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 29, 2023 07:08 PM (eoQWY)

85 The beauty of this is that is becoming very easy to pick sides, which means liberals cannot shame non-totalitarian folks anymore about whether they are racist or homophobic or whatever.

With ever more ridiculous actions the left needs to make to capture the attention spans of their mind numbed robots, it drives more people away.

You think the remnants of the IRA can't re-form in Ireland? You think people in Michigan aren't going to recoil against killing babies as they come out of the womb with homes they can't heat with factories that close because electricity jumped 100% in cost?

We're winning. But the key is to not let up. Kill off the Bushes in Texas. And the McCainiacs in Arizona. It is only with their traitorous help the dems hold on.

Posted by: Black JEM at November 29, 2023 07:08 PM (UVyKP)

86 13 Bill checking out Melania at the Carter memorial:
https://tinyurl.com/ycy59tmk

*sniff. Thanks for dragging this monster out, Mrs. Jimmah.

Posted by: Auspex at November 29, 2023 07:08 PM (j4U/Z)

87 even an AP calculus class for Latino students who, according to Evanston superintendent Marcus Campbell, might feel "anxious" learning integrals alongside their black peers.
__________________

Because their black peers are so good at calculus, or because Latinos are worried about getting shot/ stabbed/ assaulted by their black peers?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2023 07:09 PM (YqDXo)

88 Gavin is the product of the D machine, which goes back to Gov. Pat Brown. The machine is financed by the Gettys, the Pelosi's, and most of Silicon Valley.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 29, 2023 07:09 PM (MeG8a)

89 Ha, ha!

Breaking911 @Breaking911 16m
FBI employee carjacked in D.C. - WUSA

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 29, 2023 07:09 PM (krqg6)

90 Now we dumb down one of the glories of Western civilization to cater to people who are more interested in their skin color and multi-culti bona fides than their success. Which of course guarantees their failure.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2023 07:04 PM

Fuck. He's broken the code!

Posted by: Democrats at November 29, 2023 07:09 PM (aQy7p)

91 yeah Kings used to be sacrificed to the Frog God for this sort of thing.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 29, 2023 07:08 PM (eoQWY)
---
I'm still waiting for a plague of frogs and locusts on the WH lawn...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 29, 2023 07:09 PM (BpYfr)

92 Biden says prices 'too high,' asks sellers to lower them after 18% inflation
----------

Biden is the dumbest son of a bitch who ever occupied a political office.

Posted by: Adam Smith at November 29, 2023 07:09 PM (XeU6L)

93 Ken Siebel, Newsome's FiL, lives right up the road from me.

Both his daughters are the type you can fuck.

...if you have some good cocaine.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2023 07:09 PM (hsDZG)

94 Stop being mean to Gavin. That's not who we are.

*This ad has been endorsed by the Koch Brothers.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at November 29, 2023 07:09 PM (gChab)

95 We're winning. But the key is to not let up. Kill off the Bushes in Texas. And the McCainiacs in Arizona. It is only with their traitorous help the dems hold on.

Posted by: Black JEM at November 29, 2023 07:08 PM (UVyKP)

I love your optimism.

[I am perfectly serious. That is not snark.]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2023 07:10 PM (3Gtis)

96 Latin math:

IV + XXVI = XXX

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 29, 2023 07:10 PM (a3Q+t)

97 Joe Biden is a nice old man and he's president. Have some respect, that's not who we are !!

Posted by: Nikki Haley at November 29, 2023 07:10 PM (gChab)

98 Oakland radical "progressives" declare that it's now Officially Racist (TM) to criticize the terrorist murderers, rapists, and kidnappers of Hamas.
_________________

In fairness, half of Oakland (the flatlands part) consists of murderers, rapists, and kidnappers, so they feel a natural affinity for Hamas on that score.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2023 07:10 PM (YqDXo)

99 Market forces? Supply and demand? Invisible hand? Laissez-faire? Never heard of 'em. Now lower those prices, increase wages, and allow five-finger discounts, you evil capitalist companies!
Posted by: mindful webworker - econometry expurt

Price controls incoming
Posted by: BruceWayne

Paraphrasing.

They can pretend to set prices, and we will pretend to make products.
- companies everywhere

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 29, 2023 07:11 PM (3CCua)

100 Black and tan math.

Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2023 07:05 PM (krQz2)

That's the mark of a good bartender. It's not as easy as it looks to get the proportions correct.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2023 07:07 PM (3Gtis)

The Commonwealth brewery in Boston use to make perfect Black and Tans. So much so I had trouble making my way to North Station to catch my train on too many occasions.

Posted by: Beartooth at November 29, 2023 07:11 PM (M8a49)

101 73 Gavin's wife says the other woman is the culprit.
Gavin should have enough character to withstand the little trollops who throw themselves at you day after day...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 29, 2023 07:00 PM (MeG8a)

I like the part where she unintentionally accused Gavin of rape. Awesome.

Posted by: Drive by at November 29, 2023 07:06 PM (MNhXM)

Gavin's so unctuous that he accidently slipped into her...multiple times.
https://youtu.be/se4dXWjanlE&t=222s

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at November 29, 2023 07:11 PM (ynpvh)

102 Biden says prices 'too high,' asks sellers to lower them after 18% inflation

He came up with the idea after watching Mr. Mom

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 29, 2023 07:11 PM (F4bAW)

103 Sad update from this a.m.:

US Military Osprey Aircraft With 6 Aboard Crashes Off Japan
By B911 - November 29, 202308
On Wednesday, a U.S. military aircraft carrying six individuals crashed into the ocean in western Japan, resulting in the death of at least one crew member. The condition of at least two others rescued from the waters remains unclear.

Japan’s coast guard reported discovering what appeared to be wreckage from the tilt-rotor V-22 Osprey and confirmed one fatality approximately 2 miles from Yakushima island. Local fishing boats in the area located three individuals in the waters nearby, with their conditions yet to be determined, according to a representative from a local fisheries cooperative. Simultaneously, another Osprey from the incident landed safely at the island’s airport on Wednesday afternoon.

U.S. forces in the region are actively collecting information, as confirmed by a spokesperson. The United States maintains approximately 54,000 troops in Japan.

https://tinyurl.com/5e6zu4th
includes MSM news report 1:56 minutes

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 29, 2023 07:11 PM (krqg6)

104 Latin math:

IV + XXVI = XXX
Posted by: Duncanthrax

IV ladies and XXVI inches....yup math checks out

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 29, 2023 07:11 PM (MGB5H)

105 If it sounds like I only have one scold line, it's true. But don't make fun of me. That's not who we are.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at November 29, 2023 07:11 PM (gChab)

106 Latin math... if Juan jumps the border in El Paso and Pedro jumps the border in Laredo which one gets signed up for benefits first?

Posted by: Ben Had at November 29, 2023 07:12 PM (6Kr2K)

107 Now we dumb down one of the glories of Western civilization to cater to people who are more interested in their skin color and multi-culti bona fides than their success. Which of course guarantees their failure.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2023 07:04 PM
----
Are you kidding? Doctor Who and the Star Beast is a hit! A hit, I says!

Posted by: The BBC at November 29, 2023 07:12 PM (BpYfr)

108 Now we dumb down one of the glories of Western civilization to cater to people who are more interested in their skin color and multi-culti bona fides than their success. Which of course guarantees their failure.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2023 07:04 PM
__________________

Next they'll ban the letters A, T, G, and C as racist.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2023 07:12 PM (YqDXo)

109
Biden is the dumbest son of a bitch who ever occupied a political office.
Posted by: Adam Smith
------

Tha' numpty could'na organize a piss-up in brewery.

Posted by: Adam Smith at November 29, 2023 07:12 PM (XeU6L)

110 There is a shortage of good or even just decent parents in this country. I see it every day in my profession.

Emotionally abused, neglected and children born addicted to illegal
Substances will be the majority born in this country very soon.

We have crossed the rubicon. There are zero consequences for bad and broken parents. Yes, their children are removed from them, but the damage is done and it is irreversible.

Posted by: Czech Chick at November 29, 2023 07:12 PM (0rsFX)

111 84 RE: White House Christmas Tree

I said this morning and I'll say it again: When God is trying to send you a message, PAY ATTENTION!

But some people will only learn the hard way.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 29, 2023 07:07 PM (BpYfr)

yeah Kings used to be sacrificed to the Frog God for this sort of thing.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 29, 2023 07:08 PM (eoQWY)

The old ways in Ireland. Works on a Taoiseach too.

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at November 29, 2023 07:13 PM (ynpvh)

112 The streets and schools are filled with nihilistic violence, all because the media and corporations went along with BLM's and AOC's suicidal claims that if you just stop enforcing the law or any standards of behavior, people will stop committing crimes.

Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2023 07:13 PM (dWjpk)

113 If Desantis doesn't fold, spindle, & mutilate Navin Grusome, he should just quit.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 29, 2023 07:13 PM (IG4Id)

114 Latin math:

IV + XXVI = XXX
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 29, 2023 07:10 PM (a3Q+t)

That’s an extra extra large brain you have.?

Posted by: Drive by at November 29, 2023 07:14 PM (MNhXM)

115 73 Gavin's wife says the other woman is the culprit.
Gavin should have enough character to withstand the little trollops who throw themselves at you day after day...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 29, 2023 07:00 PM (MeG8a)
_________________

"Honest, honey, I was just sitting there, minding my own business, and the next thing I knew, my dick was in her. No idea how that happened."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2023 07:14 PM (YqDXo)

116 Kill off the Bushes in Texas. And the McCainiacs in Arizona. It is only with their traitorous help the dems hold on.
Posted by: Black JEM at November 29, 2023 07:08 PM (UVyKP)

Concur...I want them thrown down from their high places and having to work at Arby's for minimum wage and a shift meal.
(rubbing hands together and laughing with glee)

Posted by: Dick Cheney, Mastermind On Viagra at November 29, 2023 07:14 PM (R/m4+)

117 95 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2023 07:10 PM (3Gtis)

Well we are "winning" in the sense that eventually there will be a reckoning....

I can't wait until they fuck up the economy enough that they have to bribe the civil service by just printing money to try to let them beat inflation.

The civil service are the ones in charge and the dumbfucks right now do not know how badly the price control impulses fucked the economy in the 60s and 70s....now add in the EPA energy fun and there will be no easy way out.

This level of dumbfuckery will risk literally splitting the nation on a long enough glideslope to impact.

The last time we recovered from "That 70s Government" we had cheap power, instrinsic infrastructure advantages compared to global norms, and a lot of slack and fallow nascent industrial capacity.

You see any of that laying around this time?

Do it Joe, do it you pussy ring that bell.

Posted by: sven at November 29, 2023 07:14 PM (X0I7i)

118 Numpty is my new favorite word.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 29, 2023 07:14 PM (PiwSw)

119 Latin math - Hey Maria, if you have three chingaderras and Rosita asks for you two, how many will you have left?
Maria: All of Them! Because Rosita es una puta and I ain't givin' her NUTTIN!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2023 07:14 PM (i9ffA)

120 I'm not going to ding Bill for checking out Melania, Melania is the most beautiful woman that's ever been first lady.

Ivanka wasn't bad either.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 29, 2023 07:14 PM (XV/Pl)

121 Those of you who post links:
make sure your link includes the HTTP:// or HTTPS:// in front so that we can open it immediately.
Also, and I was a culprit for a while, do use various URL shorteners to keep long URLs within the margins for our technology-handicapped folks (/s).

Posted by: Ciampino - Las Vegas beating anybody? at November 29, 2023 07:14 PM (qfLjt)

122 That's not who we are.
Posted by: Nikki Haley at November 29, 2023 07:11 PM (gChab)
.......

Hey Nikki, could you please quit sending me texts? I know you just want a dic pic reply but it's not gonna happen.

Posted by: wth at November 29, 2023 07:15 PM (v0R5T)

123 Isn't this just Ebonics all over again ?

What a turdette gruesome Newsome's wife is.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 29, 2023 07:15 PM (NtVYv)

124 The old ways in Ireland. Works on a Taoiseach too.
Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at November 29, 2023 07:13 PM (ynpvh)
________________

Taoiseach? Is that what they call a twink there?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2023 07:15 PM (YqDXo)

125 The old ways in Ireland. Works on a Taoiseach too.
Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at November 29, 2023 07:13 PM (ynpvh)
________________

Taoiseach? Is that what they call a twink there?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2023 07:15 PM (YqDXo)

Prime Minister

Posted by: Oldcat at November 29, 2023 07:16 PM (eoQWY)

126 "People are abuzz about the comments that Gavin Newsom's current companion made..."

current companion? Do they mean his WIFE?

I've seen more and more "news" sites refer to Jenny as Gavin's companion. As he and she asked them to, no doubt. Pandering to woke women? Nah, not possible.

Posted by: Gref at November 29, 2023 07:16 PM (5fDan)

127 Taoiseach? Is that what they call a twink there?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2023 07:15 PM (YqDXo)

Prime Minister
Posted by: Oldcat at November

So, yup.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 29, 2023 07:16 PM (MGB5H)

128 Liz Cheney is a fat, bloated, five pounds of shit in a one pound bag, blood type- gravy, cottage cheese stuffed in a stocking, no good, foul smelling, unkempt, pasty white, crotch sniffing, manly, Dick Cheney in drag, loathsome, traitorous, hunchbacked, scumbag who smells like stale beer, cigarette smoke and failure.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 29, 2023 07:17 PM (NBtzd)

129 >> getting paid $80,000 per month to smoke crack and get his cock sucked three times a day by scroungy foreign whores while selling out his country to the Russians and Chinese.

Yea, that was a tough period for me too.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2023 07:17 PM (ZLI7S)

130 Not as exciting as it 'should' have been:

@Julio_Rosas11 1h
The “Flood The Tree Lighting For Gaza” protest is starting out in front of Fox News’ HQ in NYC.

Crowd chants “Shut it down!”

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 29, 2023 07:17 PM (IG4Id)

131 "Honest, honey, I was just sitting there, minding my own business, and the next thing I knew, my dick was in her. No idea how that happened."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2023 07:14 PM (YqDXo)
.......

That hair grease sure does make everything slippery.

Posted by: wth at November 29, 2023 07:17 PM (v0R5T)

132 Taoiseach? Is that what they call a twink there?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2023 07:15 PM (YqDXo)

Prime Minister
Posted by: Oldcat at November 29, 2023 07:16 PM (eoQWY)
__________________

The Prime Minister is a twink?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2023 07:17 PM (YqDXo)

133 The thing about Gavin Newsome you have to understand, - he was in a supply closet, and darn it his pants ripped right at the crotch! And he wasn't wearing underwear! And he was on a ladder! And as he was trying to get huis wedding tackle back in the bag, he fell off the ladder, and wouldn't you know it, some pie faced intern was walking by, and well, funny thing, his dick went right into her!

Totally plausible story! It really happened!

Turns out this woman was also a drug addicted whore and gold-digger. What are the odds? And she wasn't even, like, cool about it.

Posted by: Navin Gewsome at November 29, 2023 07:17 PM (8E/8X)

134 129 Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2023 07:17 PM (ZLI7S)

Price controls will have him down to 40,000 a month and one Argentinian Tranny a week....

Posted by: sven at November 29, 2023 07:18 PM (X0I7i)

135 Willowed:
This should be plastered all over Ireland:
WOLVERINE!
Same here too...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 29, 2023 07:18 PM (XMwZJ)

136 Keef Ubermein won't be posting on Xwitter any more?

Oh, no!

Yawwwn... anywaaay.... 😴 💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - don't care, never will at November 29, 2023 07:18 PM (LgY6/)

137 Taoiseach? Is that what they call a twink there?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2023 07:15 PM (YqDXo)

Prime Minister
Posted by: Oldcat at November 29, 2023 07:16 PM (eoQWY)
__________________

The Prime Minister is a twink?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2023 07:17 PM (YqDXo)

See 127

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 29, 2023 07:18 PM (MGB5H)

138 Marcus T, hear, hear !
!

Posted by: Ben Had at November 29, 2023 07:19 PM (6Kr2K)

139 I've seen more and more "news" sites refer to Jenny as Gavin's companion. As he and she asked them to, no doubt. Pandering to woke women? Nah, not possible.
Posted by: Gref at November 29, 2023 07:16 PM (5fDan)
_____________________

Not "partner?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2023 07:19 PM (YqDXo)

140 Beard.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 29, 2023 07:19 PM (XMwZJ)

141 I can't believe the Koch's are supporting Nikki Haley and aren't even embarrassed about it. She's the first Karen running for president, and reminds me of that busybody neighbor who always knows better, has that stupid Coexist sticker on her Subaru and puts up yard signs thanking our "hero's for jabbing us with poison and doing their jobs for once.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 29, 2023 07:19 PM (NBtzd)

142 The last time we recovered from "That 70s Government" we had cheap power, instrinsic infrastructure advantages compared to global norms, and a lot of slack and fallow nascent industrial capacity.

You see any of that laying around this time?

Do it Joe, do it you pussy ring that bell.
Posted by: sven at November 29, 2023 07:14 PM (X0I7i)

well if we started pumping the oil CA and AK is lousy with, and fracked the natural gas the plains states have, and recommissioned some nuke plants and clean coal plants, yeah sure we could.

I did a 'environmental week' presentation on Coal in HS just to stick it to the man. There were actually good ways to get tons of cheap, clean power from coal even then.

We

Posted by: Oldcat at November 29, 2023 07:20 PM (eoQWY)

143 Latin math - Hey Maria, if you have three chingaderras and Rosita asks for you two, how many will you have left?
Maria: All of Them! Because Rosita es una puta and I ain't givin' her NUTTIN!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2023 07:14 PM (i9ffA)

I thought more along the lines of "Pater Noster, qui es in caelis, sanctificetur nomen tuum X 3"

Posted by: LASue at November 29, 2023 07:20 PM (bLe0J)

144 "Marcus T, hear, hear !
!
Posted by: Ben Had at November 29, 2023 07:19 PM (6Kr2K)"

There is nothing that makes my blood boil more than traitors and turncoats.

Ok. Maybe a few. But that's one.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 29, 2023 07:21 PM (NBtzd)

145 >>I can't believe the Koch's are supporting Nikki Haley and aren't even embarrassed about it. She's the first Karen running for president, and reminds me of that busybody neighbor

She reminds me of every women I have ever known, the instant after they failed to check and see if the toilet seat was down.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2023 07:21 PM (hsDZG)

146 I can't believe the Koch's are supporting Nikki Haley and aren't even embarrassed about it. She's the first Karen running for president
_________________

What about Hillarhoid?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2023 07:21 PM (YqDXo)

147 I've seen more and more "news" sites refer to Jenny as Gavin's companion. As he and she asked them to, no doubt. Pandering to woke women? Nah, not possible.
Posted by: Gref at November 29, 2023 07:16 PM (5fDan)
_____________________

Not "partner?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2023 07:19 PM (YqDXo)

He trying to get the Doctor Who fan vote?

Posted by: Oldcat at November 29, 2023 07:21 PM (eoQWY)

148 114 Latin math:

IV + XXVI = XXX
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 29, 2023 07:10 PM (a3Q+t)

That’s an extra extra large brain you have.?

Posted by: Drive by at November 29, 2023 07:14 PM (MNhXM)
----
All I see is an intravenous and three kisses. What sort of Arithmetic is this?

(Posted by: a Roman - we did Math in the Colosseum - south of the Rubicon/Fiumicino, and the ones who failed became snacks for the lions and tigers. I barely made it but lots of whipping).

Posted by: Ciampino - Brutus was just a friend at November 29, 2023 07:21 PM (qfLjt)

149 "Federal antidiscrimination laws prevent public schools from mandatorily separating students by race, but education lawyers say optional courses can comply with the law."
____________

So, what would prevent "optional" race specific segregation in any circumstance where discrimination laws apply? An optional black or white only seating section at college sporting events?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 29, 2023 07:21 PM (Dm8we)

150 Latin math... if Juan jumps the border in El Paso and Pedro jumps the border in Laredo which one gets signed up for benefits first?
Posted by: Ben Had at November 29, 2023 07:12 PM (6Kr2K)
.......

I don't know, where are they headed, L.A. or New York, and how fast will the buses be travelling?

Posted by: wth at November 29, 2023 07:21 PM (v0R5T)

151 Gavin Newsom needs a good throat punch. Pussy. He'd probably try to milk a bull. F'n wimp.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 29, 2023 07:22 PM (NBtzd)

152 Sounds like Newsom is doing his JFK impression with the distaff side.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2023 07:22 PM (YqDXo)

153 Well, Pedro just murders Juan, so no problem...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 29, 2023 07:22 PM (XMwZJ)

154 >>I can't believe the Koch's are supporting Nikki Haley and aren't even embarrassed about it. She's the first Karen running for president

So is Jamie Dimon.

What's not to get? She's for unlimited immigration and endless wars. Her political hero is Hillary Clinton, no joke.

She's 100% establishment. She's the perfect Republican candidate for them.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2023 07:23 PM (ZLI7S)

155 Bush's wife is aging worse than Hillary.
I guess that's, Vodka's a topper/smoker's a bottom.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2023 07:23 PM (QOUZy)

156 Not as exciting as it 'should' have been:

@Julio_Rosas11 1h
The “Flood The Tree Lighting For Gaza” protest is starting out in front of Fox News’ HQ in NYC.

Crowd chants “Shut it down!”
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 29, 2023 07:17 PM (IG4Id)

Shut what down? Fox?? Gaza??? the Flood?

Posted by: Oldcat at November 29, 2023 07:23 PM (eoQWY)

157 I guess Newsome aaackshully did grab his employee by the pu&&y.

Posted by: LASue at November 29, 2023 07:23 PM (bLe0J)

158 So, what would prevent "optional" race specific segregation in any circumstance where discrimination laws apply? An optional black or white only seating section at college sporting events?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 29, 2023 07:21 PM (Dm8we)

Make Plessy v. Ferguson Great Again!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 29, 2023 07:23 PM (PiwSw)

159 Tell you what. I'll send Nikki $20 if she can make two consecutive points without whining. Put it towards voice and diction lessons.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 29, 2023 07:23 PM (NBtzd)

160 The Christmas Tree falling scares me. The Christian evergreen tree tradition is linked to the downing of a sacred pagan oak that was worshipped by local peoples only to find that it had rotted out within and an evergreen tree was growing up through it.

The evergreen representing the eternity of existence and God and our lives if we have faith.

Now that symbol of eternal existence and life that represents our country is toppled by an "act of God" during the Christmas season.

Brace yourselves.

Posted by: mikethemoose at November 29, 2023 07:24 PM (AmpGx)

161 Wasn't that long ago, 60's and 70's, Ireland was basically a 3rd world shit hole filled with overly large or small fat folks living hand to mouth.

Then the "Celtic Tiger" appeared and now you got layabout "immigrants" living there for phree, raping, causing violence, stabbing and raping folks.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 29, 2023 07:24 PM (R/m4+)

162 146 I can't believe the Koch's are supporting Nikki Haley and aren't even embarrassed about it. She's the first Karen running for president
_________________

What about Hillarhoid?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2023 07:21 PM (YqDXo)
----
I love that!
Though for Haley, Nikkarhoid or Haleyrhoid
You need a vaping thingy for that.

Posted by: Ciampino - Red Dot Red Dot at November 29, 2023 07:24 PM (qfLjt)

163 @117

>>I can't wait until they fuck up the economy enough that they have to bribe the civil service by just printing money to try to let them beat inflation.

Just to get us back 2000 levels they would have to either grow our economy from it's current 27.8T to 64T ORRRRR, completely crash the economy, which will allow them to do magic tricks.

At the end of the day, the only path out of the glide path the maniacs have set us on, will include the words, Abra Cadabra.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 29, 2023 07:24 PM (XV/Pl)

164 What's not to get? She's for unlimited immigration and endless wars. Her political hero is Hillary Clinton, no joke.

She's 100% establishment. She's the perfect Republican candidate for them.
Posted by: JackStraw at

Couldn't have a better one by placing on the board of Boeing....oh wait...

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 29, 2023 07:24 PM (MGB5H)

165 Angzarr, Pedro steals Juan's identy afterwards and collects 2 checks.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 29, 2023 07:25 PM (6Kr2K)

166 >>The Christmas Tree falling scares me

It shouldn't.

Gravity happens.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2023 07:25 PM (hsDZG)

167 The nationalization of many services; fossil fuels, food, water, power is coming.

Right?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 29, 2023 07:25 PM (Q4IgG)

168 Imagine a cold January night, in our nations Capital city, when a few old friends gather and reminisce surviving the terrible events of Jan 6, when Trump set out to kill them all.

As the Appletinis and Cosmos go down in great numbers everyone gets a little loose. Finally only Tater and Lizard are left, and she starts eyeing him with intent.....

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 29, 2023 07:25 PM (ZYbwD)

169 Crime? Jessica Tarlov says crime is DOWN.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2023 07:25 PM (63Dwl)

170 Juan into Tuco don't go!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 29, 2023 07:25 PM (krqg6)

171
Mad Magazine, newstand copy,
back in 1970's,
had a great phrase
"Law of Supply and Idiots"

we have
Complete Idiot Mass. Senator
Screeching her Non-Functioning "cures",
+ Mr. Skim-Off-the-Top
jumping in, why? how?
Let the market Work!

Posted by: zigzag at November 29, 2023 07:25 PM (d6Gzf)

172 "She's 100% establishment. She's the perfect Republican candidate for them.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2023 07:23 PM (ZLI7S)"

Yeah, but she's also an annoying, shallow, lecturing, inarticulate scold. That's embarrassing and she has zero chance of winning. I mean. None.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 29, 2023 07:26 PM (NBtzd)

173 I can count to Jaun

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 29, 2023 07:26 PM (NtVYv)

174 81 Biden says prices 'too high,' asks sellers to lower them after 18% inflation

Forehead-slap emoji here

Market forces? Supply and demand? Invisible hand? Laissez-faire? Never heard of 'em. Now lower those prices, increase wages, and allow five-finger discounts, you evil capitalist companies!
Posted by: mindful webworker - econometry expurt

Price controls incoming

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 29, 2023 07:07 PM (MGB5H)

No, he's simply doing what he always does: Blame others. Expect this from Biden quite a lot next year: "Don't blame Bidenomics for high food costs! I've rolled-back inflation! Blame high food costs that don't leave you a little budget breathing room each month on price-gouging Big Food and Big Grocery Store!"

Posted by: Gref at November 29, 2023 07:26 PM (5fDan)

175 Angzarr, Pedro steals Juan's identy afterwards and collects 2 checks.
After murdering him...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 29, 2023 07:26 PM (XMwZJ)

176 18%? Bullshit.

Food has doubled in price. Gas has doubled in Price. Yeah, my house has not increased in price, but rents are through the roof.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 29, 2023 07:27 PM (xaFKb)

177 The employee ravaged by Newssome: Ruby Rippey-Tourk

Ok. That's a pretty funny name.

Posted by: LASue at November 29, 2023 07:27 PM (bLe0J)

178 No, he's simply doing what he always does: Blame others. Expect this from Biden quite a lot next year: "Don't blame Bidenomics for high food costs! I've rolled-back inflation! Blame high food costs that don't leave you a little budget breathing room each month on price-gouging Big Food and Big Grocery Store!"
Posted by: Gref at November

Can't forget #bigsammich

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 29, 2023 07:27 PM (MGB5H)

179 Well, Pedro just murders Juan, so no problem...
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent
......

Lefty and Pancho.

Posted by: wth at November 29, 2023 07:27 PM (v0R5T)

180 I would be amazed if Nikki! got a single delegate.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 29, 2023 07:27 PM (XMwZJ)

181
The evergreen representing the eternity of existence and God and our lives if we have faith.

Now that symbol of eternal existence and life that represents our country is toppled by an "act of God" during the Christmas season.

Brace yourselves.
Posted by: mikethemoose at November 29, 2023 07:24 PM (AmpGx)

ya never know, was it an act of God? Or was it just that nobody told Terry the Tranny that you're supposed to put some guy-wire supports up to keep something that big from falling over?

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2023 07:28 PM (i9ffA)

182 Hey, get ya T-bills, here! T-bills are paying higher than ever! And ya still don't want any? What are you all, some kind of ultra right wing raggedy ass white supremacists???
Hey, get ya T-bills, here!

Posted by: Fan it, Janet at November 29, 2023 07:28 PM (MeG8a)

183 I love your optimism.

[I am perfectly serious. That is not snark.]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2023 07:10 PM (3Gtis)

————

Well the Repubs spent the last 25 years making sure they didn’t die on any hills. Now that the Left has all the hills, there isn’t much room for optimism.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at November 29, 2023 07:28 PM (V71h7)

184 Angzarr, Pedro steals Juan's identy afterwards and collects 2 checks.
After murdering him...
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 29, 2023 07:26 PM (XMwZJ)
--------
Was that wrong? Back home, everybody did it.

Posted by: Pedro at November 29, 2023 07:28 PM (ZYbwD)

185 PI IESU DOMINE DONA EIS REQUIEM

Posted by: Latin Geometry Professor at November 29, 2023 07:28 PM (C9E2V)

186 I see that piece of garbage Scott Weiner came out against the people at the Oakland meeting. Intersectionality going boink, the very leftist gay pederast Jewish guy vs radical leftist Hamas supporters.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 29, 2023 07:28 PM (AhZSY)

187 "When I saw "Latin Math" I thought that would be interesting, learning math as Europeans used to learn it (in Latin and Greek)."

Explicating problems and their answers in long verbose paragraphs instead of using mathematical notation.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 29, 2023 07:28 PM (ou9hh)

188 >>Yeah, but she's also an annoying, shallow, lecturing, inarticulate scold. That's embarrassing and she has zero chance of winning. I mean. None.

Neither did Joe. He was a complete corrupt failure before he took the presidency. Even Obama joked what a fuckup he was.

In a fair world I agree she should have no shot but we aren't living there anymore.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2023 07:28 PM (ZLI7S)

189 Does latin math mean you can figure out what year a movie was made by all those X's and V's and C's and I's after the copywrite during the credits? Sometimes they throw in an M.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 29, 2023 07:29 PM (0EOe9)

190 MAZE
@mazemoore
2007. Members of a Yale singing group were beaten up by other college kids while visiting San Francisco.
Then Mayor Gavin Newsom is asked about it and says that underaged drinking is to blame.
The reporter then asks Newsom about reports that his 20 year old girlfriend has been seen drinking with him. Newsom storms off.
Video: twitter.com/mazemoore/status/1728850892927975527

A few weeks later Newsom checked himself into rehab for alcohol.
In 2018 Newsom began rewriting history by claiming that he never went to rehab for alcohol but instead attended sessions for "life re-centering."
10:59 AM · Nov 26, 2023·4.8M Views

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 29, 2023 07:29 PM (9aVck)

191 Wow. Nothing says I'm an antisemite, anti Catholic bigot then trying to stop the Rockefeller Christmas tree lighting for a fake non country called "Palestine". Might as well be Freedonia.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 29, 2023 07:29 PM (NBtzd)

192 Crime? Jessica Tarlov says crime is DOWN.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2023 07:25 PM (63Dwl)
______________

This just in: Jessica Tarlov was mugged on her way out of the TV studio.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2023 07:30 PM (YqDXo)

193 IF a tree falls in DC, and no Democrat is there to hear it, is it still Trump's fault?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 29, 2023 07:30 PM (xaFKb)

194 "When I saw "Latin Math" I thought that would be interesting, learning math as Europeans used to learn it (in Latin and Greek)."

Explicating problems and their answers in long verbose paragraphs instead of using mathematical notation.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 29, 2023 07:28 PM (ou9hh)

Romans didn't tend to use spaces or marks at the end of sentences either.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 29, 2023 07:30 PM (eoQWY)

195 If Desantis doesn't fold, spindle, & mutilate Navin Grusome, he should just quit.

Posted by: weft cut-loop

And if he does, you will naturally throw your support to him instead of Trump, right?

Posted by: Archimedes at November 29, 2023 07:30 PM (I/Qkd)

196 "Let me be clear to any corporation has not brought their prices back down, even as inflation has come down, even supply chains have been rebuilt..."

What an idiotic thing to say.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 29, 2023 07:30 PM (Rbu5d)

197 >>>Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre Nov 28
🔥🚨BREAKING NEWS: Elon Musk just shared an article referring to an ABC news host being arrested for child porn. He also shared this meme about Pizza Gate.

https://tinyurl.com/3ed7vpaw
screencaps

Hot news @TheNewsTrending 8h
The Washington Post will pause ad spending on X because Elon Musk posted a Pizzagate meme.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6)
----

One of two things, either the NY Post has no ability at critical thinking or the Censorship Industrial Complex twisted their ear.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2023 07:31 PM (QOUZy)

198 A few weeks later Newsom checked himself into rehab for alcohol.
In 2018 Newsom began rewriting history by claiming that he never went to rehab for alcohol but instead attended sessions for "life re-centering."
10:59 AM · Nov 26, 2023·4.8M Views
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 29, 2023 07:29 PM (9aVck)
_______________

He attended one of those "life re-centering" programs given at the Mustang Ranch.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2023 07:31 PM (YqDXo)

199 Crime? Jessica Tarlov says crime is DOWN.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2023 07:25 PM (63Dwl)
......

Was she looking at her lap when she said it?

Posted by: wth at November 29, 2023 07:31 PM (v0R5T)

200 Does latin math mean you can figure out what year a movie was made by all those X's and V's and C's and I's after the copywrite during the credits? Sometimes they throw in an M.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 29, 2023 07:29 PM (0EOe9)

It would have to be a really old movie not to have any Ms in it.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 29, 2023 07:31 PM (eoQWY)

201 "If Desantis doesn't fold, spindle, & mutilate Navin Grusome, he should just quit."

He should punch him on the throat. Then when he's down, in the nads.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 29, 2023 07:31 PM (NBtzd)

202 I can count to Jaun
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway

You may be able to count to Juan, but you can't spell it.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 29, 2023 07:31 PM (KAi1n)

203 >>Wow. Nothing says I'm an antisemite, anti Catholic bigot then trying to stop the Rockefeller Christmas tree lighting for a fake non country called "Palestine". Might as well be Freedonia.

I am disappointed in my hometown. These people should have been met with violence.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2023 07:31 PM (hsDZG)

204 Let me be clear to any corporation has not brought their prices back down, even as inflation has come down, even supply chains have been rebuilt..."

What an idiotic thing to say.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker

No one even heard the term 'supply chain' til Joe got in office, my word as a Wayne.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 29, 2023 07:32 PM (MGB5H)

205 128 Liz Cheney is a fat, bloated, five pounds of shit in a one pound bag, blood type- gravy, cottage cheese stuffed in a stocking, no good, foul smelling, unkempt, pasty white, crotch sniffing, manly, Dick Cheney in drag, loathsome, traitorous, hunchbacked, scumbag who smells like stale beer, cigarette smoke and failure.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 29, 2023 07:17 PM (NBtzd)
----
Okay now tell me how you really feel.

Posted by: Ciampino - Slob Dem Slob Dem at November 29, 2023 07:32 PM (qfLjt)

206 I think Pedro and Juan just may become model citizens and major contributors to society.
Or drug dealers.

Posted by: wth at November 29, 2023 07:32 PM (v0R5T)

207
https://is.gd/ANqdnp

from NYPost, top photo.
Clearly a
body double

Posted by: zigzag at November 29, 2023 07:32 PM (0uije)

208 155 Bush's wife is aging worse than Hillary.
I guess that's, Vodka's a topper/smoker's a bottom.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2023 07:23 PM (QOUZy)

I guess Laura doesn't know about the baby blood transfusions.

Posted by: Crazy to be sane at November 29, 2023 07:33 PM (4hmSC)

209 Shouldn't we have pics of Gavin's wife and side piece to compare?

Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2023 07:33 PM (dWjpk)

210 Liz Cheney is a fat, bloated, five pounds of shit in a one pound bag, blood type- gravy, cottage cheese stuffed in a stocking, no good, foul smelling, unkempt, pasty white, crotch sniffing, manly, Dick Cheney in drag, loathsome, traitorous, hunchbacked, scumbag who smells like stale beer, cigarette smoke and failure.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 29, 2023 07:17 PM (NBtzd)

Impressive, I don't think you left anything out.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 29, 2023 07:33 PM (VwHCD)

211 Now that symbol of eternal existence and life that represents our country is toppled by an "act of God" during the Christmas season.

Brace yourselves.
Posted by: mikethemoose at November 29, 2023 07:24 PM (AmpGx)
---
On the contrary, I see it as a sign of hope. It's a demonstration for those who are paying attention. Naturally, those who need to heed the warning most will ignore it. Things will get much, much worse for them.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 29, 2023 07:33 PM (BpYfr)

212 If Desantis doesn't fold, spindle, & mutilate Navin Grusome, he should just quit."

He should punch him on the throat. Then when he's down, in the nads.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 29, 2023 07:31 PM (NBtzd)
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I'd vote for him if he did that.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 29, 2023 07:33 PM (ZYbwD)

213 18%? Bullshit.
_________________

Even at 18%, the price of everything will DOUBLE in four years.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2023 07:33 PM (YqDXo)

214 And if he does, you will naturally throw your support to him instead of Trump, right?
Posted by: Archimedes

What makes you think I don't?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 29, 2023 07:34 PM (IG4Id)

215 I think the impending sense of doom is due to the realization that after the elimination of the two leading candidates we will be left with Haley vs Harris.

Posted by: fd at November 29, 2023 07:34 PM (vFG9F)

216 The Christmas tree was just doing a Biden

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 29, 2023 07:34 PM (ZYbwD)

217 Shouldn't we have pics of Gavin's wife and side piece to compare?

Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2023 07:33 PM (dWjpk)
___________________

You're assuming that there's only one side piece.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2023 07:34 PM (YqDXo)

218 And if he does, you will naturally throw your support to him instead of Trump, right?
Posted by: Archimedes

What makes you think I don't?

Do you?

Posted by: Archimedes at November 29, 2023 07:35 PM (I/Qkd)

219 I think the impending sense of doom is due to the realization that after the elimination of the two leading candidates we will be left with Haley vs Harris.

That's like Alien vs Predator. No matter who wins, we lose.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 29, 2023 07:35 PM (Bd6X8)

220 BERS, he did leave out your most famous quote.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 29, 2023 07:35 PM (6Kr2K)

221 Liz Cheney is a fat, bloated, five pounds of shit in a one pound bag, blood type- gravy, cottage cheese stuffed in a stocking, no good, foul smelling, unkempt, pasty white, crotch sniffing, manly, Dick Cheney in drag, loathsome, traitorous, hunchbacked, scumbag who smells like stale beer, cigarette smoke and failure.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 29, 2023 07:17 PM (NBtzd)

Concur.

Posted by: Dick Cheney, Mastermind On Viagra at November 29, 2023 07:35 PM (R/m4+)

222 Why would Brazil be mobilizing for a Venezuelan strike on Guyana?

Posted by: Poland, September 1939 at November 29, 2023 07:35 PM (KAi1n)

223 Crime? Jessica Tarlov says crime is DOWN.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2023 07:25 PM (63Dwl)

When the inspiration for sharia law speaks...you ignore.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 29, 2023 07:35 PM (VwHCD)

224 115

"Honest, honey, I was just sitting there, minding my own business, and the next thing I knew, my dick was in her. No idea how that happened."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2023 07:14 PM (YqDXo)
----
Is this a variation of the pickle-slicer story?

Posted by: Ciampino - Very tart joke at November 29, 2023 07:35 PM (qfLjt)

225 Maybe Hamas didn't kill women children and babies with knives.

Anything is possible. What's funny is it is plausible to most people. Rape and murder? Beheading babies? yeah, I can see that.

But - why can I see that? because they say all sorts of genocidal things.

Posted by: Navin Gewsome at November 29, 2023 07:35 PM (8E/8X)

226 Gravity happens.
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2023 07:25 PM

Tell us about it.

Posted by: Nancy's mammiform protuberances at November 29, 2023 07:35 PM (a3Q+t)

227 BERS, he did leave out your most famous quote.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 29, 2023 07:35 PM (6Kr2K)

Which one, I have many. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 29, 2023 07:36 PM (VwHCD)

228 I think Pedro and Juan just may become model citizens and major contributors to society.
Or drug dealers.
Posted by: wth at November 29, 2023 07:32 PM (v0R5T)
_______________

Or gang leaders.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2023 07:36 PM (YqDXo)

229 Ah, Liz Cheney, part of Dick Cheney's very successful draft deferment strategy. She needs to be filed under Things That Have Served their Purpose And Can Now Be Safely Discarded.

Also, I read that the high school where the mob assault occurred is supposedly a "magnet school". If that means that all the students need to walk through metal detectors before entering, I think there's been a malfunction somewhere.

Posted by: Paco at November 29, 2023 07:36 PM (njExo)

230 The spud was eying me.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 29, 2023 07:36 PM (iyWGx)

231 Crime? Jessica Tarlov says crime is DOWN.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2023 07:25 PM (63Dwl)

Crime is officially reduced if the police don't bother to file reports of crimes they know won't be prosecuted. And when the Soros District Attorney 'adjusts' the crime statistics for equity or whatever.

Posted by: Gref at November 29, 2023 07:37 PM (5fDan)

232 I bet Jessica Tarlov gives a hell of a sloppy Beejer.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2023 07:37 PM (hsDZG)

233 Liz Cheney looks like the models I constantly see in ads about bladder leakage issues so I assume she leaks in that way...

Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2023 07:37 PM (FQmDC)

234 "I am disappointed in my hometown. These people should have been met with violence.
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2023 07:31 PM (hsDZG)"

It's coming. They tried some of that crap in the suburbs. It's not flying.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 29, 2023 07:37 PM (NBtzd)

235 An Ghaeilge ag dul abhaile!

Posted by: Jamaica at November 29, 2023 07:37 PM (Eeb9P)

236 Bers, the wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire one.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 29, 2023 07:37 PM (6Kr2K)

237 NOOD

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 29, 2023 07:38 PM (PiwSw)

238 The kid who defended himself with a knife was supposed to allow himself to get stomped to death like the kid in Vegas.

Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2023 07:38 PM (FQmDC)

239 Shouldn't we have pics of Gavin's wife and side piece to compare?

Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2023 07:33 PM (dWjpk)
___________________

You're assuming that there's only one side piece.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2023 07:34 PM

If there were more than one, pieces would be the correct spelling.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at November 29, 2023 07:38 PM (a3Q+t)

240 I bet Jessica Tarlov gives a hell of a sloppy Beejer.
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2023 07:37 PM (hsDZG)
........

I'll want her to get her teeth cleaned first.

Posted by: wth at November 29, 2023 07:39 PM (v0R5T)

241 Kid here in public school a couple of years ago shot and killed another kid on campus who jumped him. He was 15 I think and got 9 years. Dead kid had attacked the shooter the previous weekend. Filmed it and World Starred it. Shooter came prepared to defend himself Monday morning at school. Black on black. Story went away quickly after being called a school shooting.

Posted by: nckate at November 29, 2023 07:39 PM (SnxUt)

242 Café open nood

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 29, 2023 07:39 PM (krqg6)

243 Collin Rugg@CollinRugg 24m [video at link]

NEW: Elon Musk calls out people, presumably the elites, the media and virtue signalers, for "looking good while doing evil."

"F**k them." 🔥

"What I see all over the place is people who care about looking good while doing evil. F**k them."

During the same interview, Musk told Disney CEO Bob Iger and other advertisers who are trying to blackmail him to "go f**k yourself."

Video: @CitizenFreePres

https://is.gd/3WXLbE

Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2023 07:39 PM (QOUZy)

244 "Honest, honey, I was just sitting there, minding my own business, and the next thing I knew, my dick was in her. No idea how that happened."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2023 07:14 PM (YqDXo)
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Is this a variation of the pickle-slicer story?
Posted by: Ciampino - Very tart joke at November 29, 2023 07:35 PM (qfLjt)
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It's the excuse du jour on weekend nights at the SF General Hospital's ER for why fags show up with zuccinis, shot glasses, light bulbs, etc. stuck up their butts.

"Honest, I was just climbing a ladder in the nude - you know, the way you would - when I fell off and landed on a zuccini that was standing on end on the floor, and wouldn't ya know it? It went right up my butt! It was a million to one shot!" /story source: a friend of mine who volunteered at SF General to cheer up his med school application

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2023 07:40 PM (YqDXo)

245 106 Latin math... if Juan jumps the border in El Paso and Pedro jumps the border in Laredo which one gets signed up for benefits first?

Posted by: Ben Had at November 29, 2023 07:12 PM (6Kr2K)
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Pablo gets benefits first, he went by air (at our expense).

Posted by: Ciampino - Very tarted joke at November 29, 2023 07:41 PM (qfLjt)

246 IDF beheaded babies. 🙃

Posted by: Montec at November 29, 2023 07:42 PM (Rg4GQ)

247 Is Biden really that stupid?
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at November 29, 2023 06:57 PM (8jaoI)

Hey there, NL. I sent you an e-mail to the gmail address you used in 2018. Did you get it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2023 07:42 PM (pXa8o)

248 Gavin Newsom is a much better Democrat alternative to Joe Biden: high sleaze quotient, but, what, only a little over 2/3 his age?

Seriously, Biden is bad enough, but there's definitely something...off...about Newsom. He looks like the kind of guy who would gladly spike his wife's tea with anti-freeze if he got tired of her. Mark my word, he's a psycho.

Posted by: Paco at November 29, 2023 07:42 PM (njExo)

249 Bers, the wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire one.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 29, 2023 07:37 PM (6Kr2K)

I wouldn't piss in her mouth if her teeth were in fire. If you want the exact quote. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 29, 2023 07:43 PM (VwHCD)

250 This lady's got a certain something going on, and it's not what you're expecting:

https://tinyurl.com/mws3btk3

Some mildly NSFW language.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 29, 2023 07:43 PM (Bd6X8)

251 NEW Latin math:

II + II = V

Posted by: Max Power at November 29, 2023 07:43 PM (q177U)

252 Gavin should have enough character to withstand the little trollops who throw themselves at you day after day...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 29, 2023 07:00 PM (MeG8a)

Why, they even let you grab them by the pussy!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2023 07:44 PM (pXa8o)

253 "But on the macro level: This country is dying. The streets and schools are filled with nihilistic violence, all because the media and corporations went along with BLM's and AOC's suicidal claims that if you just stop enforcing the law or any standards of behavior, people will stop committing crimes."

It's much more than that. It's the entire liberal agenda. They have tried to kill God and his worship. They place the ability to kill their babies, over saving them as a priority. They want to destroy children's innocence by subjecting them to heinous abuse and sexual impropriety. They no longer see educational institutions as a place of honest, truthful learning, they seem them as liberal indoctrination centers. They have corrupted every single civic and cultural institution with their filthy agenda, and to do so they've created as much animosity and division as possible. The only way to win is to fight them at every turn and take back your family and country. Never quit.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 29, 2023 07:45 PM (NBtzd)

254 I'm guessing he must've hit a femoral artery or something.
Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at November 29, 2023 07:01 PM (ynpvh)

Are you assuming the dead thug's gender?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2023 07:45 PM (pXa8o)

255 The dead guy bled out.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 29, 2023 07:46 PM (NBtzd)

256 3
'make me hate the whole world'

They make me hate very specific groups of people.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at November 29, 2023 07:49 PM (roH4R)

257 And if he does, you will naturally throw your support to him instead of Trump, right?
Posted by: Archimedes

What makes you think I don't?

Do you?

Posted by: Archimedes

No answer. I guess we can assume he doesn't.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 29, 2023 07:52 PM (I/Qkd)

258 My oh My

Hamasadans shut down Hillary's class at Columbia U

https://is.gd/SygJWA

Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2023 07:52 PM (QOUZy)

259 Mika Brzezinski suffers ever night when Joe wakes up in a cold sweat, babbling about Lori's disloyalty and betrayal. Mika knows that she could suck plenty of other cocks without the immediate threat of mortal jeopardy, but she just can't find a better gig.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 29, 2023 07:53 PM (fY84s)

260 202 I can count to Jaun
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway
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Punchline only:
When you've seen Juan you've seen them all.

Posted by: Ciampino - Very old joke at November 29, 2023 07:55 PM (qfLjt)

261
I'm sure it's filled with gems like tirade at the manager of Golden Corral when they ran out chicken fried steak and gravy.
Posted by: BruceWayne

That, and many, many episodes of "... then Adam K and I shared a good cry ..."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 29, 2023 07:56 PM (xG4kz)

262 "Stevie Stabber is fucked. Video evidence plainly shows he was the escalator when he pulled a knife in a fight that had not yet aggressed to lethal force in an area that was restricted for weapons."

He did not initiate fight and retreated.

Then while on the ground and being hit by several people he used a knife to attack their legs.

Yes, we know about the femoral artery but he may not.

Posted by: Harun at November 29, 2023 07:57 PM (c2WeP)

263 210 Liz Cheney is a fat, bloated, five pounds of shit in a one pound bag, blood type- gravy, cottage cheese stuffed in a stocking, no good, foul smelling, unkempt, pasty white, crotch sniffing, manly, Dick Cheney in drag, loathsome, traitorous, hunchbacked, scumbag who smells like stale beer, cigarette smoke and failure.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 29, 2023 07:17 PM (NBtzd)

Impressive, I don't think you left anything out.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 29, 2023 07:33 PM (VwHCD)
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Left out 'puke' in some form or other.

Posted by: Ciampino - She's an old joke at November 29, 2023 07:59 PM (qfLjt)

264
Hamasadans shut down Hillary's class at Columbia U

Are you saying she trotted out her syllabus for "How to Whistle 'Dixie' With Your Leathery Piss Flaps" again? That one's Old Reliable for her, that's for sure!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 29, 2023 07:59 PM (xG4kz)

265 Black and tan math.

Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2023 07:05 PM (krQz2)

Black and Tans?!? The RUC is teaching Sassenaxh Maths now?

Oh.... never mind. I've just been a little ticked off since that Biden boy-o stole my nickname. Look it up, I was the original "Big Fellow."

Posted by: Michael Collins at November 29, 2023 08:00 PM (mKUAK)

266 Can’t wait to see the bridges and skyscrapers built by black and Latin math.

Posted by: Montec at November 29, 2023 08:01 PM (Rg4GQ)

267 Should read "Sassenach" - nowadays putting an X in there might be misgendering somebody.

Posted by: Michael Collins at November 29, 2023 08:02 PM (mKUAK)

268 Finally Biden like all good fascists and communists is blaming the wreakers and kulaks.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 29, 2023 08:05 PM (17s+e)

269 262 Harun

I'll watch again it looked like he stabbed as first response...

Posted by: Sven at November 29, 2023 08:12 PM (X0I7i)

270 Well the Repubs spent the last 25 years making sure they didn’t die on any hills. Now that the Left has all the hills, there isn’t much room for optimism.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at November 29, 2023 07:28 PM (V71h7)
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Totally fair.

But their hold on those hills is a bit tenuous. You realize that the left's cheering victory is we can kill babies up until birth. You think that is a winning position? They lost the executive branch in Virginia. They actually are starting to lose cities of size. Blacks in Chicago are making things a bit difficult. Tranny-ism is driving women to the right. And the insane non-married dem white chicks will reproduce nothing. Red state pro-lifers are seeing birth rate increases. The left is a death cult. Treat it as such. They are not Americans.

Posted by: Black JEM at November 29, 2023 08:29 PM (UVyKP)

271 He stabbed at :03 in the clip it was again LITERALLY his first response.

Depending on how North Carolina DAs have interpreted and evolved their understanding of the law the kid may be fucked.

"In theory" North Carolina is a stand your ground state and the kid had no duty to retreat, and he is lucky they were the same race depending on the politics of the prosecutor.

I personally think it was a righteous kill, and were I on a jury I would not find him guilty.

Here is North Carolina's self-defense law.

https://tinyurl.com/North-Carolina-SDL

Posted by: sven at November 29, 2023 08:48 PM (X0I7i)

272 The reason I say he is fucked by the way and in a bit of potential peril.

1) the wording of the law says "legally allowed presence."

An asshole DA can make an argument that Steve the Stabber was not legally entitled to be armed in that school

Now in a sane state, don't laugh there are sane states and North Carolina is a coin flip at times to be one of them in a sane state you would not try to argue that the misdemeanor in most places carrying of a concealed knife in a prohibited area would negate a claim of lawful self-defense.

My hopes are my first read are wrong, but my spider sense is telling me "social pressure" will fuck the kid over.

Posted by: sven at November 29, 2023 08:58 PM (X0I7i)

273 Siebel who prostituted herself to Weinstein calling another woman a whore has to be the funniest comment of the month.

Posted by: Bob at November 30, 2023 10:20 AM (qF7IE)

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