aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (12/6/23) Hodge Podge Edition
Quote I Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. Frank Zappa
Quote II “This was an extremely volatile situation involving a dangerous and unpredictable suspect who put so many of our residents and police officers in harm’s way,” Police Chief Christopher Francesconi
Quote III “Despite our efforts to reduce costs this past year, our cost structure for where we need to be is still too big.” Spotify co-founnder and CEO Daniel Ek
***SNORT*** Yeah right. Keep on virtue signaling and living in the faculty lounge.
Electric vehicles are better than gas-powered cars in winter—here’s whyYou just can't tow anything, anywhere.
All cars lose range when the temperature drops below freezing, not just EVs.
EXCLUSIVE What the perfect male and female buttocks look like, according to science - and it's all about the waist-to-hip ratio EXCLUSIVE What the perfect male and female buttocks look like, according to science - and it's all about the waist-to-hip ratio
Plastic surgeons have revealed the type of rear-end Americans find most attractive. The findings, from two studies published in an academic journal, show that, size is not the most important factor when it comes to an aesthetically pleasing derriere on women, despite the 'Kardashian effect' on beauty standards. In one study, by surgeons at Loma Linda University in California, experts recruited 1,100 men and women and asked them to look at pictures of eight different sets of female buttocks, which the doctors had digitally generated.
Did your latest canoe accident leave you defenseless? The ONT Is Always Looking Out For YouTM
Evil Week: How to Befriend Crows and Turn Them Against Your Enemies
Revenge is a dish best served by a murder of crows.
I wonder if a certain man by the name of Mark Hamlet will be out of someone's will?
Nan and grandad unwittingly roped into 'Wetherspoons Game' and end up hammered Mark Hamlet from Sandbach, Cheshire, took his nan and grandad out for what they thought was a quiet nightcap before people from all over the UK started sending them drinks via the Wetherspoons app
Well, there goes ordering coffee on the old air flight.
It's no secret that there are some dirty parts of a plane. The seat-back pockets have held plenty of nasty items and aren't often cleaned, and the tray tables and seatbelts often aren't sanitary either. Then you have passengers with awful habits like putting bare feet on arm rests or drying bathing suits on their seats. But one flight attendant has revealed something particularly disgusting that goes on in the friendly skies, and if you or a loved one ever drinks coffee or tea on planes, you'll want to know about it. There have been studies that the water on many planes is unsafe due to bacteria, since the tanks that hold the water are rarely cleaned, so already it might be risky to get coffee or tea onboard if they aren't using bottled water, but even if they do use water from bottles, there is a far more disturbing issue, and a flight attendant named Kevin shared what the gross problem is on TikTok.
Piss on it takes on a whole new meaning.
York, Pennsylvania is one of the worst cities in the state. It’s very violent, and the residents would shoot someone for simply looking toward them. There is a golf course – Heritage Hills – which is fabulous, but that’s about all you’ll find good there. Any hoo, a York man gave $300 to a woman in exchange that the woman would, um, urinate on the man. It seemed like a straightforward arrangement: I give you $300. You urinate on me in the bathroom of the Days Inn across from the Ryder rental office in York, Pennsylvania.
RIP Denny Laine.
Denny Laine, a co-founder of both the Moody Blues and Wings, has died at the age of 79. His wife, Elizabeth Hines, shared the news on social media on Tuesday. She had helped set up a GoFundMe page for Laine in September following a battle with interstitial lung disease.
Sleaze. Genius Award Winner.
A registered nursing assistant in Georgia was recently arrested for a series of inappropriate sexual relationships with her patients, authorities say. Jessica Camp, 39, stands accused of improper conduct by an employee in the first and second degree, according to the Walker County Sheriff’s Office and LaFayette Police Department. In at least two incidents, the defendant allegedly took advantage of disabled patients at a rehabilitation facility in the far northwestern part of the Peach State.
The survival of the fittest? Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
In a heartwarming tale of collaboration and quick thinking, wildlife officers near Evergreen Lake successfully rescued a stranded deer, thanks to the unexpected assistance of a nearby crane truck operator.
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Confidence.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at December 06, 2023 10:00 PM (zC17c)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 06, 2023 10:00 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 06, 2023 10:00 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 06, 2023 10:00 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 06, 2023 10:01 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Ciampino - All you knead is loaf (and kitties)? at December 06, 2023 10:01 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 06, 2023 10:01 PM (M1WkG)
Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at December 06, 2023 10:01 PM (zC17c)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 06, 2023 10:01 PM (QBwwm)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 06, 2023 10:01 PM (zzBMk)
Posted by: 120 percent more thread per square inch at December 06, 2023 10:01 PM (pjs7m)
A hobby and ONT thread? Oh, I thought you said modge podge.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 06, 2023 10:03 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at December 06, 2023 10:03 PM (zC17c)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2023 10:03 PM (9tAca)
Posted by: Gollum at December 06, 2023 10:03 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 06, 2023 10:03 PM (ufFY8)
A huge piece of wood, turgidly thrusting right past the wet spot, pointing right at the hint of an exposed moon.
Tis porn, I say.
Posted by: OneEyedJack channels his Freud at December 06, 2023 10:04 PM (FCbAQ)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 06, 2023 10:04 PM (ufFY8)
Well, sounds like the right kind of vehicle to carry all that ammo...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 10:04 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: The Cafe at December 06, 2023 10:04 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 06, 2023 10:05 PM (JrojV)
Isn't that the 7th Day Adventist University? Didn't know they studied ass there...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 10:06 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 06, 2023 10:06 PM (roH4R)
Posted by: CppThis at December 06, 2023 10:07 PM (PZvjL)
Posted by: Oddbob at December 06, 2023 10:07 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2023 10:08 PM (IaTa3)
That photo up top may be "enhanced" but I don't care. The colors are amazing.
That final photo is a blend of hope and stupidity.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 06, 2023 10:08 PM (a8Rgt)
Goth parrots?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 06, 2023 10:08 PM (dZVON)
Also, they put Suzanne Pleshette in the most unflattering outfit in the opening credits.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 06, 2023 10:08 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: computer butts? at December 06, 2023 10:09 PM (pjs7m)
A man came to the MIT Hillel center synagogue, banged on the window, flipped Jewish students off, and proceeded to urinate all over the window.
How is this okay??
https://tinyurl.com/4d26u9je
12 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 06, 2023 10:09 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: CppThis at December 06, 2023 10:07 PM (PZvjL)
It's a fair cop.
Posted by: Heckle and Jeckle at December 06, 2023 10:09 PM (Angsy)
Goth parrots?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 06, 2023 10:08 PM (dZVON)
I'd like to find their soft spots so I can spear them through when they destroy my pecans.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 10:09 PM (ynpvh)
Goth parrots?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 06, 2023 10:08 PM (dZVON)
Soul Chickens
Posted by: A dude in MI at December 06, 2023 10:09 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 06, 2023 10:09 PM (RIvkX)
Today is the Feast Day of St. Nicholas. Yes, THAT St. Nicholas.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2023 10:10 PM (IaTa3)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 06, 2023 10:10 PM (krqg6)
Depending on what we're talking about, 1K rounds might be a shoe boxful.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 06, 2023 10:10 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Robert at December 06, 2023 10:10 PM (nzrsF)
Christi is the most reasonable sounding repuke on the stage. Maybe in the party. Good for us that he won't win a single primary.
He pissed me off when he said Joe Biden had never won anything outside of Delaware! Insulting my state and our favorite son at the same time. And he thought he had come up with a good slogan.
Christie is positioning himself to be Haley’s surrogate, try to make her the contender against Dump, and continue working to torpedo Dump through his new role.
Christie calling anyone an obnoxious blowhard is pure comedy gold. He's another one of those people who make me wonder how they have gotten this far in life without someone kicking the shit out of them.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 06, 2023 10:11 PM (ycI94)
All cars lose range when the temperature drops below freezing, not just EVs.
If people have to lie to get me to buy an EV, then I don't want an EV.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 06, 2023 10:11 PM (0Htd1)
It's ok. I filled in as best I could in the Tech Thread.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2023 10:11 PM (9tAca)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 06, 2023 10:08 PM (ufFY
Too much Moo Goo Gai Pan can cause that.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 06, 2023 10:11 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Drive by at December 06, 2023 10:11 PM (MNhXM)
LOL
Just LOL
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 06, 2023 10:12 PM (ufFY8)
All cars lose range when the temperature drops below freezing, not just EVs.
Bullshit. Internal-combustion engines make more power in cold temperatures. Denser air means more air-fuel mixture, by weight, can fill the cylinder. Hence, more power to the wheels. About 30 seconds of warm-up is all you need on a modern computer-controlled engine, before driving off sedately. And my Suburban starts to put out useful heat from the heater once I have driven a mile. Air resistance to the motion of the vehicle is really a non-factor at the speeds most people usually drive.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2023 10:12 PM (F1M6b)
Posted by: Mr. Mark Hamlet's Grandparents at December 06, 2023 10:12 PM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 06, 2023 10:12 PM (JrojV)
Posted by: huerfano at December 06, 2023 10:13 PM (Q4KYm)
Posted by: CppThis at December 06, 2023 10:13 PM (PZvjL)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 06, 2023 10:13 PM (QBwwm)
A man came to the MIT Hillel center synagogue, banged on the window, flipped Jewish students off, and proceeded to urinate all over the window.
How is this okay??
https://tinyurl.com/4d26u9je
12 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 06, 2023 10:09 PM (krqg6)
That a rhetorical question, right?
But in case it's not, I suppose it might be...not necessarily okay but certainly understandable if it was done on a bet that would have resulted in winning money or sexual favors.
Posted by: Robert at December 06, 2023 10:13 PM (nzrsF)
Depending on what we're talking about, 1K rounds might be a shoe boxful.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 06, 2023 10:10 PM (nfrXX)
A lot more than 1K rounds it looks to me. And where are the rifles? I see AK mags, AR mags, and ... FAL? Maybe G3.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2023 10:13 PM (5LCqK)
Evil Week: How to Befriend Crows and Turn Them Against Your Enemies-
-
First get Behar and Whoopi on your side... oh ...wait..
I thought you said crones.
Posted by: close enough at December 06, 2023 10:13 PM (YvvFZ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 06, 2023 10:14 PM (wukIh)
The article attributed it to racism, capitalism, non-socialized medicine blah blah blah.
Let me explain why this happened unlike the article. In the last 40 years we've imported tens of millions of third worlders, obviously many of them women. And they are shorter on average.
Since no one goes hungry in America any more their kids will increase in stature - I know many short immigrants with tall kids - but we've just taken in so many people that the height has gone down.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 06, 2023 10:14 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: Tonypete
Yes
Yes it is
Posted by: Miklos, AKA Nicholas, AKA Mr. Mark Hamlet's Grandparents at December 06, 2023 10:14 PM (7eFYL)
It isn't o.k and the cowardly leftist President won't do a thing to see that the creep is prosecuted.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2023 10:14 PM (9tAca)
========
Right, that dense air going into the cylinders makes it ruff.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 06, 2023 10:14 PM (zzBMk)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 06, 2023 10:15 PM (TTAGa)
How is this okay??
It depends on the context.
-- Ivy League college presidents
Posted by: Oddbob at December 06, 2023 10:15 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: 18-1
Please continue.
Posted by: the median IQ is always 100 at December 06, 2023 10:16 PM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Jayne Cobb at December 06, 2023 10:16 PM (YvvFZ)
And the toilets on planes don't have standing water to splash back, anyway.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2023 10:17 PM (F1M6b)
Posted by: Synapsids at December 06, 2023 10:17 PM (JrojV)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 06, 2023 10:14 PM (XqcwY)
What about girth?
Posted by: Skanky Coeds Into Chuds at December 06, 2023 10:17 PM (nzrsF)
Posted by: huerfano at December 06, 2023 10:13 PM (Q4KYm)
You teach me to speak, I start crying for Mom, and all you can say is I sounded like a kid crying for it's mother.
I can't even with you people...
Posted by: The Crow at December 06, 2023 10:17 PM (9Uqql)
Excepting Mis Hum...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of
Not my kind of music. But what a group of musicians
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 06, 2023 10:18 PM (pT9CD)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 06, 2023 10:12 PM (JrojV)
No, she is very cute.
It is just that the dress she is in in the opening credits does nothing for her.
And, crows plus Suzanne equals The Birds and the monkey bar scene, and the failed attempt to get to her house!
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 06, 2023 10:18 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 06, 2023 10:18 PM (E/7rO)
Why would someone want to have sex with someone who said "Piss on the windows of that Jewish center and I'll jump your bones"?Unless of course they were a desperate leftist or a Person who hated Jews?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2023 10:18 PM (9tAca)
They keep their collective "F-UPS to themselves...On October 1, 2017, a mass shooting occurred when 64-year-old Stephen Paddock opened fire on the crowd attending the Route 91 Harvest music festival... killing 54 people and wounding hundreds...the subsequent investigation was an absolute Cluster Fuck with the FBI no less denying access to various investigated leads and discovery motions along with previous contacts with the shooter.
Some very dark shit that... Speaks of RUBY RIDGE & WACO
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 06, 2023 10:18 PM (UsQA1)
I didn't click the link, I was just responding to the comment. Yeah, that's a lot of kit.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 06, 2023 10:18 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2023 10:14 PM (9tAca)
Mebbe the guy just didn't have the money to get to York, PA?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 06, 2023 10:19 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2023 10:19 PM (9tAca)
Depending on what we're talking about, 1K rounds might be a shoe boxful.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 06, 2023 10:10 PM (nfrXX)
Indeed. How I buy mine. it was merely the name of the vehicle I was having fun with.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 10:20 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 06, 2023 10:20 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2023 10:20 PM (FQmDC)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2023 10:20 PM (9tAca)
All cars lose range when the temperature drops below freezing, not just EVs.
If people have to lie to get me to buy an EV, then I don't want an EV.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 06, 2023 10:11 PM (0Htd1)
How about a Vax?--Fauci
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 10:21 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Amber Heard at December 06, 2023 10:21 PM (I/Qkd)
https://youtu.be/EP8r5Wj1jRY?si=Bv1hvwSa4oXBcCRl
Posted by: Kindltot at December 06, 2023 10:21 PM (D7oie)
---
this is flattering
https://tinyurl.com/2hnfrkae
Posted by: Don Black at December 06, 2023 10:22 PM (geLO8)
I'd have done it for free.
Posted by: Amber Heard
Same as in town?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 06, 2023 10:22 PM (hOUT3)
4-0 Edmonton
They are going medieval on Carolina like Marcellus in Pulp Fiction with his pliers and a blowtorch.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 06, 2023 10:22 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Mr. Mark Hamlet's Grandparents at December 06, 2023 10:12 PM (7eFYL)
SNORT
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 06, 2023 10:22 PM (pT9CD)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 06, 2023 10:22 PM (WF/xn)
Posted by: Don Black at December 06, 2023 10:23 PM (geLO8)
========
Right, that dense air going into the cylinders makes it ruff.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 06, 2023 10:14 PM (zzBMk)
As heat engines, the greater the temp difference in an ICE engine, the more efficient. Now, too cold is bad...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 10:24 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: LRob in OK at December 06, 2023 10:24 PM (TSQkU)
Posted by: Drive by at December 06, 2023 10:25 PM (MNhXM)
the Stars/Panthers game was good tho
Posted by: Don Black at December 06, 2023 10:25 PM (geLO8)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: LRob in OK at December 06, 2023 10:24 PM (TSQkU)
there's a link in the article
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 10:26 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: javems at December 06, 2023 10:26 PM (cNlpM)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 06, 2023 10:26 PM (zzBMk)
Uhmmm, noooo!
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 06, 2023 10:20 PM (XV/Pl)
And, even granting that premise is true, which it might be if the vehicles only do short trips, a 15% loss of a range in a fuel powered vehicle simply means an extra fuel stop in the course of a 500 mile trip, or 500 miles of commuter driving. Electric vehicles see a lot more than a 15% drop in range; might be closer to 50%. And once you are out of juice, you are off the road for several hours. I gas up, have a pee, grab a coffee, and am on the road again inside of ten minutes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2023 10:26 PM (F1M6b)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 06, 2023 10:26 PM (QBwwm)
Posted by: Round, Firm, Fully Packed at December 06, 2023 10:27 PM (83IzV)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 06, 2023 10:27 PM (JrojV)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 10:27 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2023 10:27 PM (FQmDC)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 06, 2023 10:27 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 06, 2023 10:14 PM
I grew up in a small Texas town and the Mexican kids I went to school with were slightly below average height. Their grandkids who grew up here now are as tall as the white kids. Our Guatemalan future citizens are tiny and speak neither Spanish nor English.
Posted by: huerfano at December 06, 2023 10:27 PM (Q4KYm)
He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when this day is nam'd,
And rouse him at the name of Miklos, and gratis spirits
He that shall live this day, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil frighten his neighbours,
With a mere "To-morrow is Saint Miklos."
Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars,
And say "These wounds I had on Miklos' day."
Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot,
But he'll remember, with advantages, and hangovers
What feats he did that day. Then shall our names,
Familiar as the household Cook Book of Deplorables—
Mike the Hammer, Ben Had and JT,
The Earl of Skip and Cicero, Publius and his Duchess —
Be in their flowing cups freshly rememb'red.
Posted by: Miklos may have taken liberties with his Shakespearian party guests at December 06, 2023 10:28 PM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 06, 2023 10:29 PM (WF/xn)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2023 10:29 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 06, 2023 10:29 PM (WF/xn)
Once it catches fire you don't have to.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 10:29 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2023 10:29 PM (63Dwl)
Sir Mix-a-Lot is not impressed.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 10:30 PM (ynpvh)
Opening credits of Bob Newhart.
I like the initial callback of Newhart famous telephone bits in the opening shot.
Also, I read a hilarious article that describes the location of every shot in the credits, describing his commute as a crazy 30 mile trek.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 06, 2023 10:30 PM (ufFY8)
If you liked that Caro Emerald song, try this one, Asian line dance to Caro Emerald's You're All I Want For Christmas
https://tinyurl.com/2u777ka6
Posted by: Kindltot at December 06, 2023 10:31 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 06, 2023 10:14 PM
I grew up in a small Texas town and the Mexican kids I went to school with were slightly below average height. Their grandkids who grew up here now are as tall as the white kids. Our Guatemalan future citizens are tiny and speak neither Spanish nor English.
Posted by: huerfano at December 06, 2023 10:27 PM (Q4KYm)
Speak some Mayan dialect, perhaps?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 10:31 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 06, 2023 10:22 PM (ufFY
---
But did they bring out the gimp?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 06, 2023 10:31 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 06, 2023 10:31 PM (JrojV)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 06, 2023 10:32 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Miklos may have been correct but will never know at December 06, 2023 10:32 PM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 06, 2023 10:32 PM (4I/2K)
Butt not steatopygian.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 10:32 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Montec at December 06, 2023 10:33 PM (tJsiW)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 06, 2023 10:31 PM (BpYfr)
No. They took him out of the Carolina net.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 06, 2023 10:33 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 06, 2023 10:34 PM (JrojV)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 10:31 PM
Kiche, I think.
Posted by: huerfano at December 06, 2023 10:34 PM (Q4KYm)
Posted by: Montec at December 06, 2023 10:33 PM (tJsiW)
When heated up sufficiently, will kill the bugs. Now any fecal matter that may have gotten in the coffee mug is a different matter...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 10:34 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2023 10:34 PM (FQmDC)
Posted by: irright at December 06, 2023 10:35 PM (YvvFZ)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 06, 2023 10:35 PM (zzBMk)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 06, 2023 10:11 PM (0Htd1)
Nerdygirl really wants an EV. See that? Her post is proof.
Posted by: U.S. Auto Industry at December 06, 2023 10:35 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 06, 2023 10:36 PM (JrojV)
Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2023 10:34 PM (FQmDC)
Not mine. I be compromised by transplant meds. Did yardwork Sunday, got pricked by the blackberry bushes. First day after, some of the areas swollen and red, but today much better.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 10:36 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2023 10:36 PM (F1M6b)
They are actually pretty intelligent. If raised young, they will protect their humans, almost like a dog would.
Anyway...darn. Darn. I have to wait all the way until Saturday for another Zappa fix🧐....
At least we have the wild and crazy Wierd Dave...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 06, 2023 10:37 PM (bomBH)
Do up an image of Reddy Kilowatt, breaking a major sweat, pushing an Electric Car towards a charging station.
Or, Reddy Kilowatt, sitting behind the wheel, looking dejected. Zoom out, and he's behind the wheel of said car, atop the flatbed wrecker, being driven into the Electric Car Dealership's service department.
There could be volumes of cartoons of Reddy Kilowatt having Really Bad Electric Car Days.
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 06, 2023 10:37 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 06, 2023 10:36 PM (JrojV)
Intertubes also says Central America (e.g. Guatamala).
Kʼicheʼ
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K%CA%BCiche%CA%BC_language
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 10:37 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 06, 2023 10:38 PM (JrojV)
https://tinyurl.com/2u777ka6
Posted by: Kindltot
One one (1) occasion, I was leading a conga line in the center aisle of a twin engine something with 34 souls on board (charter) when the pilot shouted loudly enough to be heard over the music SIT IMMEDIATELY YOU ARE UNBALANCING THE AIRCRAFT!!!
He was shouting at everybody, not just me.
Posted by: Miklos may have been aeronautically unwise at December 06, 2023 10:38 PM (7eFYL)
Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2023 10:39 PM (FQmDC)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 06, 2023 10:39 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Montec at December 06, 2023 10:39 PM (tJsiW)
Posted by: irright at December 06, 2023 10:39 PM (YvvFZ)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 06, 2023 10:35 PM (zzBMk)
Not really.
They are both slightly crusty, but not malicious.
Apparently Emily is afraid of flying, and tends to set people up.
Also, they each give each other some shit, in a good natured way.
The comedy strikes me as very low key, which is refreshing compared to today's general crassness.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 06, 2023 10:39 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 06, 2023 10:36 PM (JrojV)
I thought kiche was from France. That eggy pie, ain't it?
Posted by: Mine Wom's (hic) at December 06, 2023 10:39 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 06, 2023 10:38 PM (JrojV)
Suzanne Pleshette...no question
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 06, 2023 10:39 PM (TTAGa)
Today is the Feast Day of St. Nicholas. Yes, THAT St. Nicholas.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2023 10:10 PM (IaTa3)
darnit. I forgot to go to the pawn shop.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 06, 2023 10:39 PM (D7oie)
>>And, even granting that premise is true, which it might be if the vehicles only do short trips, a 15% loss of a
My Honda Pilot gets the same 450 ish miles from a tank of gas at normal temperatures as it does at freezing temperatures, if there was a difference, I didn't notice, there is no generalized "range anxiety" when talking about ICE vehicles.
EV's lose anywhere from 30 to 50 pct of range in cold weather.
As has been noted, EV's are stupid and pointless.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 06, 2023 10:39 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 10:34 PM (ynpvh)
That will beg the question "How?"
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 06, 2023 10:40 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 06, 2023 10:38 PM (JrojV)
Mary Anne or Ginger?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 06, 2023 10:40 PM (M1WkG)
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Associate Chair of Mockery Graphics AWARDED!
Posted by: University of St. Miklos at December 06, 2023 10:40 PM (7eFYL)
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 06, 2023 10:37 PM (e6UQI)
Lileks would throw a fit.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 06, 2023 10:40 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 06, 2023 10:38 PM (JrojV)
===
Such questions should not be asked.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 06, 2023 10:41 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 06, 2023 10:41 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
I fell for it enough to get the first two. The scary thing was that the last time I got a flu shot I told the nurse who gave it to me that I wasn't going to get any more covid Vaxes, and he said, "That's probably a good choice."
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 06, 2023 10:41 PM (0Htd1)
Damn. I know where that is.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 06, 2023 10:41 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 06, 2023 10:18 PM (UsQA1)
Here. You are not wound up enough
https://tinyurl.com/mr26j6uf
Posted by: Kindltot at December 06, 2023 10:42 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 06, 2023 10:43 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 06, 2023 10:36 PM (JrojV)
I thought kiche was from France. That eggy pie, ain't it?
Posted by: Mine Wom's (hic) at December 06, 2023 10:39 PM (Angsy)
Man is in a diner, looking over the menu trying to decide what to get. His waitress walks up to him, and she's gorgeous. He looks her up and down and says, "I'd like a Quickie".
She walks away in a huff. A few minutes later, she walks back, the man looks her up and down again, and says, "I'd like a Quickie!". More frustrated this time, she walks off in a huff.
Finally, a third time she asks bruskly, "WHAT TO YOU WANT TO ORDER!". He looks her up and down and gain, and once again says, "I'd like a Quickie", to which she slaps him and walks off.
A man nearby, seeing all this, says to the guy, "I think that's pronounced Quiche".
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 10:43 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 06, 2023 10:40 PM (8sMut)
Well, see. There were these two girls....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 06, 2023 10:43 PM (Angsy)
I always love Christmas music on the ONT. Stevie Nicks...not so much. But to each his own.
See ya Saturday.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 06, 2023 10:43 PM (bomBH)
Posted by: A dude in MI at December 06, 2023 10:44 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 10:34 PM (ynpvh)
That will beg the question "How?"
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 06, 2023 10:40 PM (8sMut)
From emptying it into the toilet. Splashback.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 10:44 PM (ynpvh)
ummm - no. There's a LOT more to it than that! (although if the waist-hip ratio is off that wrecks everything)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 06, 2023 10:44 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 06, 2023 10:40 PM (M1WkG)
Lovey Howell.
Posted by: javems at December 06, 2023 10:44 PM (cNlpM)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 06, 2023 10:45 PM (wukIh)
Posted by: Howard Sprague at December 06, 2023 10:45 PM (83IzV)
Because St. Miklos has a kind of franchise deal with North Pole Nick.
Posted by: Miklos, who got a pony today! And I wasn't even good this year at December 06, 2023 10:46 PM (7eFYL)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 10:44 PM (ynpvh)
Lot of assumptions there. Is the toilet clean, or full of unflushed shit? From how high is the coffee poured? On center, or off to one side of the bowl?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2023 10:47 PM (F1M6b)
Posted by: Howard Sprague
Oooo OOOO oooo
Posted by: Floyd the barber at December 06, 2023 10:47 PM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Montec at December 06, 2023 10:47 PM (tJsiW)
Tomorrow, I'm flying to Los Angeles for oral argument in what may be the most important Fourth Amendment case pending in the United States today. The basic facts: The FBI broke open and searched hundreds of safe deposit boxes without any reason to think the boxholders did anything wrong.
U.S. Private Vaults, a business in Beverly Hills, offered a private and secure place where people could store their most valued, sensitive possessions. In March 2021, the FBI raided USPV, broke open every single box in the vault, and looked through all the contents. The FBI ran all cash in the vault by drug dogs, opened envelopes and photographed the contents, and ultimately sent everything worth over $5,000 to asset forfeiture---initiating proceedings to keep that property forever. [...]
So why is the case so important? The fundamental principle at stake is that if the government wants to search and seize your property, it has to have some reason to think you did something wrong. The FBI came up with a blatant scheme to circumvent that fundamental principle, and, so far, no court has held them to account.
https://tinyurl.com/yyexp9y5
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 06, 2023 10:47 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
They're 'third car' luxury items for suburbanites. It's just that they're being used as a macguffin to ban cars. That's the evil part.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 06, 2023 10:47 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Ciampino - All you knead is loaf (and kitties)? at December 06, 2023 10:48 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
One was going to make me a pot. For Christmas.
Posted by: Miklos makes sympathy play on the Shelly Dubinsky chick at December 06, 2023 10:48 PM (7eFYL)
I still remain just, I don't know, divorced from most people about that. Because those two events were so damn egregious, in my mind. And that era was when a community college professor told us - because he was Ex-Mil and we were mostly GI Bill - that this was not the time to join ANYTHING, because Big Brother was watching. And he was right.
Yet, I watched folks continue to back the blue, no matter what, even after the Federal Blue did all that. Watched 'em insist on backing it here.
Posted by: The UniParty Is Real at December 06, 2023 10:49 PM (s2Xc0)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 06, 2023 10:49 PM (JrojV)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 06, 2023 10:50 PM (IEw/x)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 06, 2023 10:52 PM (+ZdIS)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 06, 2023 10:49 PM (JrojV)
Ellen Brown, Floyd's manicurist....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 06, 2023 10:53 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 06, 2023 10:40 PM (M1WkG)
Lovey Howell.
Posted by: javems
"the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement."
Posted by: Miklos quotes Ben Franklin, SCIENTIST!!!! at December 06, 2023 10:54 PM (7eFYL)
She's got a GREAT ASSSSSS!
She's got a GREAT ASSSSSS!
She's got a GREAT ASSSSSS!
She's got a GREAT ASSSSSS!
She's got a GREAT ASSSSSS!
She's got a GREAT ASSSSSS!
She's got a GREAT ASSSSSS!
She's got a GREAT ASSSSSS!
Posted by: Lt Vincent Hanna at December 06, 2023 10:54 PM (IEw/x)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 06, 2023 10:54 PM (S6gqv)
https://youtu.be/OpRs7Hsp7K0
Posted by: irright at December 06, 2023 10:54 PM (YvvFZ)
Posted by: Ernest T. Bass at December 06, 2023 10:55 PM (7eFYL)
https://youtu.be/OpRs7Hsp7K0
Posted by: irright at December 06, 2023 10:54 PM (YvvFZ)
Reminds me..if I hear TSO any more, Imma cut someone. Ranks up there with Springsteen
Posted by: A dude in MI at December 06, 2023 10:55 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 06, 2023 10:56 PM (IEw/x)
Since we live in a timeline where the Methodist and Lutheran churches push homosexual agendas and the Catholic church seems to be in favor of divorce, I suppose this is a minor thing, but WTH?
Posted by: Kindltot at December 06, 2023 10:56 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 06, 2023 10:43 PM (bomBH)
---------
MisHum is so generous with his most excellent ONT's I declined to comment on, you know.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 06, 2023 10:57 PM (zzBMk)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
With this guy, we coulda finished the Manhattan Project in half the time.
Less cleanup, too.
Posted by: Eddie Teller at December 06, 2023 10:57 PM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 06, 2023 10:57 PM (D7oie)
That right there tells you this was not a quality study. A quality study would have got about 30 random sets of buttocks off real women to generate a distribution that approximated the real world.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 06, 2023 10:58 PM (7B5FA)
Posted by: Tonypete
Yes
Yes it is
Posted by: Miklos, AKA Nicholas, AKA Mr. Mark Hamlet's Grandparents at December 06, 2023 10:14 PM (7eFYL)
Yep, and shoes all over Germany belonging to children were full of candy as a result.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 06, 2023 10:59 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: A dude in MI
Those are bad. I'll add Paul McCartney. Awful shit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 06, 2023 11:00 PM (R4t5M)
Acceleration, crash proof, bullet proof metal and you know it's comfortable. Yeah, that is the city vehicle.*
*multitude of charging stations required.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 06, 2023 11:00 PM (zzBMk)
Posted by: Shabbos Goy at December 06, 2023 11:00 PM (83IzV)
Looks like tomorrow.... is a rest day...
Posted by: mindful webworker - we ain't no groupies at December 06, 2023 11:01 PM (PGE+Y)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 10:44 PM (ynpvh)
Lot of assumptions there. Is the toilet clean, or full of unflushed shit? From how high is the coffee poured? On center, or off to one side of the bowl?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2023 10:47 PM (F1M6b)
He said the pot is poured pretty close to the lid.
Hey, I'm not the one who posted this, just writing what the air steward said.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 11:01 PM (ynpvh)
>>EV's are fine as Fancy Toys for Rich Boys. It's when the grifters start mandating that the rest of us use them even if we don't want to that is where the anger comes in.
One of the inherent problems with EV's is they are inherently disposable, they have a roughly ten year life span before you have to replace the extraordinarily expensive battery.
So the EV retards that go on about, hey I don't have to pay for oil changes or change fluids or other maintenance item, well buddy you are in for a big bill at around 100k miles or you'll have a brick in your driveway.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 06, 2023 11:02 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Caesar North
-------
Not one woman with square hips.
I pity the fools.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 06, 2023 11:03 PM (zzBMk)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 06, 2023 10:58 PM (7B5FA)
'tis but a moot point. We all know that Fat Bottomed Girls make the rockin' world go 'round.
Posted by: Queen at December 06, 2023 11:03 PM (M1WkG)
So why is the case so important? The fundamental principle at stake is that if the government wants to search and seize your property, it has to have some reason to think you did something wrong. The FBI came up with a blatant scheme to circumvent that fundamental principle, and, so far, no court has held them to account.
https://tinyurl.com/yyexp9y5
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 06, 2023 10:47 PM (krqg6)
Yeah that whole thing was a FIB greedy run-around of the law. For me that was enough to close down the FIB, much less J-6, Trump, Biden, Giuliani, and everything else.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 11:04 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 06, 2023 10:38 PM (JrojV)
yes.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 06, 2023 11:05 PM (FCbAQ)
In the 60's my 16 yo sister was a fan of the Moody Blues single Go Now. I believe DL sang lead ..
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at December 06, 2023 11:06 PM (avyD6)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 06, 2023 11:06 PM (JrojV)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 06, 2023 11:06 PM (k1Qly)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
----
In her talk with Tucker, MTG, clearly, explains Johnson's predicament. Not sympathetic or unsympathetic, just the facts.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 06, 2023 11:07 PM (zzBMk)
Hey, I'm not the one who posted this, just writing what the air steward said.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 11:01 PM (ynpvh)
The lower the pour, the less the splash.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2023 11:08 PM (F1M6b)
Posted by: Miklos may have taken liberties with his Shakespearian party guests at December 06, 2023 10:28 PM (7eFYL)
*wipes.tear*
That's beautiful man!
Can't wait for Horatius at the Bridge!
Posted by: Diogenes at December 06, 2023 11:09 PM (uSHSS)
That right there tells you this was not a quality study. A quality study would have got about 30 random sets of buttocks off real women to generate a distribution that approximated the real world.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 06, 2023 10:58 PM (7B5FA)
Good point. And more will give you a better Gausian distribution. Then again, as some parts of the population "Like Big Butts", it may be a bi-modal distribution, somewhat butt-shaped.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 11:09 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2023 11:08 PM (F1M6b)
And the angle of the dangle is equal to the heat of the meat.
Posted by: Mae West at December 06, 2023 11:11 PM (M1WkG)
Paid for by a Federal grant.
My tax dollars at work.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2023 11:11 PM (5LCqK)
Hey, I'm not the one who posted this, just writing what the air steward said.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 11:01 PM (ynpvh)
The lower the pour, the less the splash.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2023 11:08 PM (F1M6b)
But the closer it is to any aeresolized organic matter. Eh, believe what you want. Being on an airplane is dirty business in 1000+ ways.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 11:11 PM (ynpvh)
Paid for by a Federal grant.
My tax dollars at work.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2023 11:11 PM (5LCqK)
A solar powered electric car charger? W T F?
Posted by: A dude in MI at December 06, 2023 11:12 PM (+I6Y/)
I will not warn anyone again.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 06, 2023 11:12 PM (D7oie)
I will not warn anyone again.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 06, 2023 11:12 PM (D7oie)
Well, no. It's in the Flagon with the Dragon.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 11:13 PM (ynpvh)
I'm on the far tail of the ass distribution.
Posted by: Demi Rose at December 06, 2023 11:13 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2023 11:13 PM (5LCqK)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 06, 2023 11:14 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2023 11:13 PM (5LCqK)
You should be more involved in the ASS conversation; 'rump' is in your name...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 11:14 PM (ynpvh)
The far fat tails.
Posted by: Khloe K. at December 06, 2023 11:15 PM (Mzdiz)
The house I grew up in had woods going down a hill to a creek from the back yard, and we had all kinds of wildlife, including a good-size flock of crows in the woods.
There was a sassafras tree next to the back porch, that mom had birdfeeders in, and a stump of a branch trimmed from growing across the porch that she would put suet or peanut butter or bacon fat on in winter for the birds that liked it.
One year just post-Thanksgiving when I was small, she told me this story when I got up (she popped awake pre-dawn every day, and started her day with 6 a.m. mass every weekday):
She had picked the turkey carcass when she was cleaning up after the feast, and thought the crows might like the remnants to glean, so before she went to bed she threaded it over that short stump branch.
When she got up and was starting coffee and bacon, she heard a racket out back, so went to peek.
(cont.)
Posted by: barbarausa at December 06, 2023 11:15 PM (enw9G)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2023 11:15 PM (5LCqK)
My tax dollars at work.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2023 11:11 PM (5LCqK)
How dare you speak disparagingly of a shrine to Mother Gaia!
Posted by: The New State Religion at December 06, 2023 11:16 PM (M1WkG)
Fat Bottomed Girls has been cancelled, I think. It's far too problematic.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at December 06, 2023 11:16 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 06, 2023 11:16 PM (zzBMk)
---------
What, handjobs aren't a legitimate rehab therapy?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 06, 2023 11:17 PM (G05l3)
Reminds me..if I hear TSO any more, Imma cut someone. Ranks up there with Springsteen
Posted by: A dude in MI
Siberian Trans Orchestra?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2023 11:17 PM (63Dwl)
I'm on the far tail of the ass distribution.
Posted by: Demi Rose at December 06, 2023 11:13 PM (Mzdiz)
I think you have competition:
https://youtu.be/2qngZkNEhbs
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 11:17 PM (ynpvh)
The crows, 12-15 of them, were in the sassafras tree making all kinds of racket, and while she watched, several of them started maneuvering the turkey carcass up the stump of that trimmed branch.
When they got it to the top, 2 or three of them took it in tandem and flew it off into the woods, with the rest flying shotgun and cawing like mad.
She was amazed at the communication and the cooperation, and couldn't stop talking about it for a few days.
I wouldn't mind having a flock at my disposal at all!
Posted by: barbarausa at December 06, 2023 11:18 PM (enw9G)
Posted by: A dude in MI at December 06, 2023 11:12 PM (+I6Y/)
----------
If it was on Mercury it would work just fine.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 06, 2023 11:18 PM (G05l3)
Posted by: Tech Sergeant Garp at December 06, 2023 11:18 PM (5LCqK)
---------
What, handjobs aren't a legitimate rehab therapy?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 06, 2023 11:17 PM (G05l3)
Wrist therapy?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 11:19 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Ba'al and Moloch at December 06, 2023 11:20 PM (M1WkG)
Posted by: A dude in MI at December 06, 2023 11:12 PM (+I6Y/)
----------
If it was on Mercury it would work just fine.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 06, 2023 11:18 PM (G05l3)
Not if you're on the dark side; 1,408 hour-days.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 11:20 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 06, 2023 11:09 PM (uSHSS)
It'll warm the Cocles of your heart!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 06, 2023 11:21 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2023 11:22 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Mikleuse, tryina classy this joint up at December 06, 2023 11:23 PM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2023 11:17 PM (63Dwl)
Dat be them
Posted by: A dude in MI at December 06, 2023 11:23 PM (+I6Y/)
All cars lose range when the temperature drops below freezing, not just EVs.
-----
About half of that article is bullshit. It's a fair example of the 'journalist' having no understanding of what he is writing about.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 06, 2023 11:23 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 06, 2023 11:09 PM (uSHSS)
It'll warm the Cocles of your heart!
Posted by: OrangeEnt
*adjusts the one (1) monocle*
Posted by: Miklosius at the cauponium just off the Appian Way Exit 16B at December 06, 2023 11:24 PM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
Was "hampster" in there?
Posted by: Miklos is rarely surprised at December 06, 2023 11:26 PM (7eFYL)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 06, 2023 10:47 PM (krqg6)
Wow! Thank you for that link.
Posted by: RickZ at December 06, 2023 11:27 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 06, 2023 11:27 PM (MeG8a)
Mercury has a 3:2 orbital resonance, so is NOT tidally locked (i.e. rotates around its axis 3 times for every two times around the sun). It still makes for some long times in the sun and long times out of the sun...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 11:27 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 06, 2023 11:28 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Like lying next to Darleen all day out at the lake
Posted by: Miklos has a kind of a trucker's tan, depending on what you truck at December 06, 2023 11:29 PM (7eFYL)
Here's a performance of Fat Bottomed Girls by the modern Queen in Dallas. The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders join in:
https://tinyurl.com/yqq7becy
Note Sir Doctor Brian May, OBE, Ph.D there rocking, surrounded by the all those shakin' thangs.
He's the author of A Survey of Radial Velocities in the Zodiacal Dust Cloud in addition to Fat Bottomed Girls.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at December 06, 2023 11:30 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Shabbos Goy at December 06, 2023 11:00 PM (83IzV)
Did not know that Bronx part. So, a good actor.
Posted by: RickZ at December 06, 2023 11:31 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 06, 2023 11:33 PM (uSHSS)
Posted by: Drive by at December 06, 2023 11:34 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 06, 2023 11:34 PM (zzBMk)
Posted by: Shabbos Goy at December 06, 2023 11:00 PM (83IzV)
Did not know that Bronx part. So, a good actor.
Posted by: RickZ
His parents immigrated to the US from West Virginia.
Posted by: Miklos thinks west Virginia should elect the next President all by they lonesomes at December 06, 2023 11:34 PM (7eFYL)
>>It took a while for my ICE car to warm up, but warm up it did.
The marvel of the ICE engine is that it uses "waste" heat in order to heat up your vehicle, an EV not having antifreeze or a heater core has to use generate the electircal necessary to heat a coil that in turn will heat the car, stealing range.
Similarly with cooling, an ICE vehicles AC compressor is driven off of a belt on the engine, an EV not having any belts has to, again use mains power to power the compressor, stealing range.
As has been noted, EV's are stupid.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 06, 2023 11:34 PM (XV/Pl)
https://is.gd/w1M064
Posted by: bonhomme at December 06, 2023 11:35 PM (lIio7)
Posted by: Diogenes
Want your car keys back?
Posted by: the Crows at December 06, 2023 11:35 PM (7eFYL)
About half of that article is bullshit. It's a fair example of the 'journalist' having no understanding of what he is writing about.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,
------
All that dense air in the cylinders, umph.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 06, 2023 11:39 PM (zzBMk)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 06, 2023 11:39 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Miklos thinks west Virginia should elect the next
President all by they lonesomes at December 06, 2023 11:34 PM (7eFYL)
Oh no, not enough Hillbilly. Trust me on that. My ex could speak five languages, being able to read and write in three of them. I had family in Southeastern WV. My Uncle was talking to her for the first time and she turned and whispered to me that she didn't understand what he was saying. My Uncle asked what she was saying and I told him she couldn't understand him and he said, 'Ah hay-ell, whai din't she say so?' English, French, Spanish -- but not West By God Hillbilly.
Posted by: RickZ at December 06, 2023 11:41 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: Diogenes
Also, you may want to change the pin code on the Visa debit card for account ending in 6739
Posted by: the Crows who think the other crows are getting greedy and gonna ruin it all at December 06, 2023 11:41 PM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Ciampino - All you knead is loaf (and kitties too)? at December 06, 2023 11:42 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: geoffb at December 06, 2023 11:43 PM (r//c2)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 06, 2023 11:43 PM (zzBMk)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 10:43 PM (ynpvh)
LOL !!!
Posted by: JT at December 06, 2023 11:43 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: gourmand du jour
I'd like to shake your hand.
When I get back from the Little Girls' Room
Posted by: Sheryl Crow at December 06, 2023 11:44 PM (7eFYL)
https://is.gd/w1M064
Posted by: bonhomme at December 06, 2023 11:35 PM (lIio7)
Some people need to suffer fates worse than death.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 11:44 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: the Crows at December 06, 2023 11:35 PM (7eFYL)
Hey you l'il bastards. Taking the keys was bad enough, but crapping on the truck was just rude.
I'm buying a cat, see! Two of 'em! Big ones too.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 06, 2023 11:44 PM (uSHSS)
Posted by: jim
No es verdad
Posted by: Cortez, Silent, upon a peak in Darien. at December 06, 2023 11:45 PM (7eFYL)
It gets even more Rube Goldberg than that. Teslas and others use *heat pumps* to heat the cabin. The idea is more efficiency. They also integrate it with the battery cooling system and it's a hellava complex mess.
And then Li-ion batteries can't operate below 32F. Temp drops to that, and there is a "misreaction" that starts to happen that will fuck up the battery and be a fire hazard.
There is some warm up procedure, and all that. It's a fucking mess.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at December 06, 2023 11:46 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Howard Sprague
-------
How could you forget about us?!
Posted by: Skippy and Daphne, The Fun Girls at December 06, 2023 11:46 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 06, 2023 10:11 PM
-------
The episode when Bob Newhart is drunk and ordering moo goo gai pan is absolutely hilarious.
Posted by: 496 at December 06, 2023 11:46 PM (ZMrbf)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 06, 2023 11:44 PM (uSHSS)
Our 2 cats chatter at the crows as they strut around the yard. Those can be some big birds
Posted by: A dude in MI at December 06, 2023 11:46 PM (+I6Y/)
In the 60's my 16 yo sister was a fan of the Moody Blues single Go Now. I believe DL sang lead ..
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at December 06, 2023 11:06 PM (avyD6)
The Beatles did a song about him.
Posted by: JT at December 06, 2023 11:46 PM (T4tVD)
https://is.gd/w1M064
Posted by: bonhomme at December 06, 2023 11:35 PM (lIio7)
=======
New York to Georgia
California to Washington
Troops in the street.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 06, 2023 11:47 PM (zzBMk)
Posted by: gourmand du jour
I'd like to shake your hand.
When I get back from the Little Girls' Room
Posted by: Sheryl Crow at December 06, 2023 11:44 PM (7eFYL)
Reminds me of a joke.
A beautiful woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.
The woman seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
What should I tell him?" the flustered bartender managed to stammer.
"Tell him," she whispered, "There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 11:48 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 06, 2023 11:48 PM (S6gqv)
In the 60's my 16 yo sister was a fan of the Moody Blues single Go Now. I believe DL sang lead ..
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at December 06, 2023 11:06 PM (avyD6)
The Beatles did a song about him.
Posted by: JT at December 06, 2023 11:46 PM (T4tVD)
***
And William Shatner really played that roll in Boston Legal.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 06, 2023 11:49 PM (uSHSS)
Posted by: MichiCanuck at December 06, 2023 11:49 PM (V/r1M)
It gets even more Rube Goldberg than that. Teslas and others use *heat pumps* to heat the cabin. The idea is more efficiency. They also integrate it with the battery cooling system and it's a hellava complex mess.
And then Li-ion batteries can't operate below 32F. Temp drops to that, and there is a "misreaction" that starts to happen that will fuck up the battery and be a fire hazard.
There is some warm up procedure, and all that. It's a fucking mess.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at December 06, 2023 11:46 PM (Mzdiz)
A nuclear battery, like they use on space probes.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 11:49 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at December 06, 2023 11:51 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Tom Servo
WellheyyucomeondowninSaccerlinerennyoltime
Posted by: Miklos speaks at December 06, 2023 11:51 PM (7eFYL)
Posted by: 496 at December 06, 2023 11:52 PM (ZMrbf)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2023 11:53 PM (63Dwl)
WellheyyucomeondowninSaccerlinerennyoltime
Posted by: Miklos
-----------
Jeebers Miklos, don't encourage it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 06, 2023 11:53 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 06, 2023 11:54 PM (XeU6L)
https://tinyurl.com/yuhpa2jq
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
The problem with getting drunk and ordering Chinese, food, is that an hour later you want another bottle.
Posted by: Miklos speaks fluent Moo Goo at December 06, 2023 11:56 PM (7eFYL)
More goo to go!
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at December 06, 2023 11:56 PM (Mzdiz)
More goo to go!
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at December 06, 2023 11:56 PM (Mzdiz)
No thanks, I'm full.
Posted by: Kumala at December 06, 2023 11:56 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Do not taunt the Happy Fun Geechee Ball.
Posted by: Miklos ax why for you be say dat at December 06, 2023 11:57 PM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2023 11:57 PM (6helf)
https://tinyurl.com/yuhpa2jq
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
The problem with getting drunk and ordering Chinese, food, is that an hour later you want another bottle.
Posted by: Miklos speaks fluent Moo Goo at December 06, 2023 11:56 PM (7eFYL)
Been drunk maybe...3 times?
The bottle of Brandy was a mistake. To this day I don't know how much money I gave the Pizza delivery guy...
Posted by: Kumala at December 06, 2023 11:57 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 11:58 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2023 11:57 PM (6helf)
Crows snatch my nuts and beat them on the roof and solar panels. Bastards.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 06, 2023 11:59 PM (ynpvh)
>>It gets even more Rube Goldberg than that. Teslas and others use *heat pumps* to heat the cabin.
Yes, but the main contention is that Ice vehicles use "waste" to perform functions like drive compressors, heat a vehicle, power a turbo, power a supercharger, etc, whereas everything is a load on the batteries and electrical system of an EV.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 06, 2023 11:59 PM (XV/Pl)
He was shouting at everybody, not just me.
Posted by: Miklos may have been aeronautically unwise at December 06, 2023 10:38 PM (7eFYL)
I always thought that you may have been an aircraft imbalances.
Posted by: JT at December 06, 2023 11:59 PM (T4tVD)
>>It gets even more Rube Goldberg than that. Teslas and others use *heat pumps* to heat the cabin.
Yes, but the main contention is that Ice vehicles use "waste" to perform functions like drive compressors, heat a vehicle, power a turbo, power a supercharger, etc, whereas everything is a load on the batteries and electrical system of an EV.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 06, 2023 11:59 PM (XV/Pl)
And unlike an ICE vehicle which gets lighter as the fuel is used up, the batteries weigh the same.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 07, 2023 12:00 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Jen the original at December 07, 2023 12:00 AM (JsBHE)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2023 12:00 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2023 12:00 AM (6helf)
He was shouting at everybody, not just me.
Posted by: Miklos may have been aeronautically unwise at December 06, 2023 10:38 PM (7eFYL)
I always thought that you may have been an aircraft imbalances.
Posted by: JT at December 06, 2023 11:59 PM (T4tVD)
Are you saying Miklos is unbalanced?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 07, 2023 12:00 AM (ynpvh)
The TX Voucher bill is no good. I am as conservative as they come and I wanted to like this bill. But it has become a big power grab by the TEA which is anything but conservative.
It is going to push TEA strings onto all private education entities. That is not a good thing.
Mrs. Reason has gone to Austin several times to speak against it. She's called a MAGA troublemaker by the Dems and a liberal troublemaker by the squish Republicans.
This is not a conservative litmus test, but it definitely is a big gov vs. small gov test.
Posted by: reason at December 07, 2023 12:01 AM (wi3nN)
Crows snatch my nuts
Weasels rip my flesh
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2023 12:00 AM (63Dwl)
You don't wear ripped jeans, do you?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 07, 2023 12:01 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 07, 2023 12:00 AM (ynpvh)
Why no !
Posted by: JT at December 07, 2023 12:01 AM (T4tVD)
The neighbor lost a couple of chickens to the local redtail.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 07, 2023 12:02 AM (D7oie)
The neighbor lost a couple of chickens to the local redtail.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 07, 2023 12:02 AM (D7oie)
That is true. They often harass the hawks and eagles around here.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 07, 2023 12:03 AM (ynpvh)
God, I love the French!
Link goes to X
https://tinyurl.com/bdz9739d
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 07, 2023 12:03 AM (MeG8a)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWFG4J78XYQ
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 07, 2023 12:04 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Miklos, comtemplatively stroking soul patch at December 07, 2023 12:04 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
That sounds familiar, somehow
Posted by: Miklos, comtemplatively stroking soul patch at December 07, 2023 12:04 AM (7eFYL)
Zappa...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 07, 2023 12:05 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 06, 2023 11:59 PM (XV/Pl)
Point of order here: the A/C compressor is a parasitic load on the engine, so it does have a (tiny) fuel consumption penalty. Which is largely offset by reduced drag afforded by driving with the windows closed. And, for urban driving at least, you could add software to make the compressor run only when the car is decelerating, as in the approach to a red light, in which case it provides improved engine braking, with no fuel penalty. But probably not worth the trouble.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2023 12:06 AM (6helf)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 07, 2023 12:07 AM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 07, 2023 12:07 AM (zzBMk)
Posted by: Miklos speaks at December 06, 2023 11:51 PM (7eFYL)
lol I've heard it! and "yaheemee? yaheemee?"
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2023 12:07 AM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Miklos, who will learn Italian maybe domani at December 07, 2023 12:08 AM (7eFYL)
https://youtu.be/OpRs7Hsp7K0
Posted by: irright at December 06, 2023 10:54 PM (YvvFZ)
Reminds me..if I hear TSO any more, Imma cut someone. Ranks up there with Springsteen
Posted by: A dude in MI
That made my night! Thank
You!!!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 07, 2023 12:09 AM (HCL3E)
Honestly - that's what they said.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 07, 2023 12:09 AM (IaTa3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
So many things remind me of Darleen these days.
Posted by: Miklos, thinking she left a few natty Daddys in the boat cooler at December 07, 2023 12:10 AM (7eFYL)
Honestly - that's what they said.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 07, 2023 12:09 AM (IaTa3)
Trump wasn't even there. How could Christie have sat on him?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2023 12:11 AM (6helf)
Honestly - that's what they said.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 07, 2023 12:09 AM (IaTa3)
Did he sit on him ?
Posted by: JT at December 07, 2023 12:11 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 07, 2023 12:11 AM (HCL3E)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 07, 2023 12:11 AM (HCL3E)
What happened to her?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2023 12:12 AM (6helf)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 07, 2023 12:07 AM (MeG8a)
First response I read: "I am not sure what they hope to achieve in doing this - spraying manure on government buildings makes them smell better not worse."
Posted by: RickZ at December 07, 2023 12:12 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 07, 2023 12:12 AM (cOq4q)
Posted by: Fat joke at December 07, 2023 12:13 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 07, 2023 12:11 AM (HCL3E)
Glad to hear.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 07, 2023 12:13 AM (uSHSS)
Honestly - that's what they said.
Posted by: Tonypete
Don't think Christie had the chance to sit on PDJT.
Posted by: Miklos, missed that part at December 07, 2023 12:13 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: formerly known as at December 07, 2023 12:13 AM (LPPHt)
Posted by: Miklos, who will learn Italian maybe domani at December 07, 2023 12:08 AM (7eFYL)
Only if it's cold, and usually 45 seconds is all it needs, depending on yiur microwave wattage.
Posted by: reason at December 07, 2023 12:15 AM (wi3nN)
Everyone worries about chest pains nowadays.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 07, 2023 12:17 AM (D7oie)
Honestly - that's what they said.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 07, 2023 12:09 AM (IaTa3)
Trump wasn't even there. How could Christie have sat on him?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2023 12:11 AM (6helf)
Destroy a toilet, yes. Destroy Trump, no. Lots of hot air from both ends of Crispy Kreme.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 07, 2023 12:18 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2023 12:18 AM (S6gqv)
Everyone worries about chest pains nowadays.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 07, 2023 12:17 AM (D7oie)
COVID VAXX will do that to ya.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 07, 2023 12:19 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Ciampino - All you knead is loaf (and kitties too) at December 07, 2023 12:19 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2023 12:18 AM (S6gqv)
Seems so. Very nice launch
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 07, 2023 12:19 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2023 12:18 AM (S6gqv)
Friggin' Awesome!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at December 07, 2023 12:19 AM (uSHSS)
Take 2 aspirin and comment in the morning.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 07, 2023 12:19 AM (zzBMk)
Take 2 aspirin and comment in the morning.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 07, 2023 12:19 AM (zzBMk)
Likewise from me!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2023 12:21 AM (6helf)
Take 2 aspirin and comment in the morning.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 07, 2023 12:19 AM (zzBMk)
Likewise from me!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2023 12:21 AM (6helf)
Amen.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 07, 2023 12:22 AM (ynpvh)
Take 2 aspirin and comment in the morning.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 07, 2023 12:19 AM (zzBMk)
Likewise from me!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2023 12:21 AM (6helf)
Amen.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 07, 2023 12:22 AM (ynpvh)
Same here !
Posted by: JT at December 07, 2023 12:25 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Ben Dover at December 07, 2023 12:28 AM (83IzV)
Honestly - that's what they said.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 07, 2023 12:09 AM (IaTa3)
Trump wasn't even there. How could Christie have sat on him?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2023 12:11 AM (6helf)
Destroy a toilet, yes. Destroy Trump, no. Lots of hot air from both ends of Crispy Kreme.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 07, 2023 12:18 AM (ynpvh)
---------------
We need a portmanteau for gaslighting and wishcasting (gascasting?) or wishcasting and gaslighting (wishlighting).
And "gascasting" it is ...
Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 07, 2023 12:29 AM (YY8Ax)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2023 12:18 AM (S6gqv)
A few years back I headed into Cape and saw one at dock and thought, "Man, they smoke that one". Looked like a risted out old steel chiney.
Later on that same day Musk noted that it 'Came in a little hot'.
Heh.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 07, 2023 12:31 AM (cOq4q)
The Promised Land can wait!, young lady!
Rest up n' Get Well Soon!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 07, 2023 12:31 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Miklos, with repurposed joke from 8th grade at December 07, 2023 12:32 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: RickZ at December 07, 2023 12:34 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Miklos, with repurposed joke from 8th grade at December 07, 2023 12:32 AM (7eFYL)
Seismic stabilizers
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 07, 2023 12:37 AM (ynpvh)
How many solid landing reusable recoveries has NASA done?
Posted by: Braenyard at December 07, 2023 12:38 AM (zzBMk)
Firing people.
and telling the few left that their jobs are being relocated to *checks shortlist criteria*
-No college or university within 100 miles
-no Thai restaurant open after 8 pm
- a minimum of 10% of the local female population named Bridget, Ethel, or Jo something
*work in progress*
Posted by: Chainsaw "Millei" Miklos, they'll call me at December 07, 2023 12:39 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 07, 2023 12:40 AM (zzBMk)
Posted by: Rbastid at December 07, 2023 12:41 AM (LbN6t)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 07, 2023 12:40 AM (zzBMk)
Does he keep a spare behind the toilet tank?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 07, 2023 12:41 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Rbastid at December 07, 2023 12:41 AM (LbN6t)
It has to be both a static and dynamic evaluation. Not only the shape, but how it behaves in motion...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 07, 2023 12:42 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim
"I love the feminist movement. Especially when I'm walking behind one."
Posted by: Miklos misses Rush at December 07, 2023 12:43 AM (7eFYL)
How many solid landing reusable recoveries has NASA done?
Posted by: Braenyard at December 07, 2023 12:38 AM (zzBMk)
Does that upstart Musk use rockets made of components manufactured in every Congressional district in the United States? I think not! I say Good Day to you, sir!
Posted by: NASA at December 07, 2023 12:45 AM (M1WkG)
In fairness, most the "Jo something"s I've met have been a good sort.
Posted by: Just putting in a word for the"Jo something"s at December 07, 2023 12:46 AM (pjs7m)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
-----
Watching my girlfriend to be walking home I rear ended the car in front of me. I soon thereafter resolved that problem by having her sit next (no buckets) to me as I drove her home from school.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 07, 2023 12:47 AM (zzBMk)
How many solid landing reusable recoveries has NASA done?
Posted by: Braenyard at December 07, 2023 12:38 AM (zzBMk)
Does that upstart Musk use rockets made of components manufactured in every Congressional district in the United States? I think not! I say Good Day to you, sir!
Posted by: NASA at December 07, 2023 12:45 AM (M1WkG)
SpaceX is not diverse enough; they refuse to illegally hire non-citizen workers!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 07, 2023 12:47 AM (ynpvh)
Tucker Carlson@TuckerCarlson7h
Alex Jones predicted 9-11, in detail and on camera, months before it happened. How did he do that? And why did the government decide to destroy him after he did? The full interview Thursday.
https://is.gd/create.php
https://nitter.net/TuckerCarlson/status/
1732520292688523490#m
Posted by: Braenyard at December 07, 2023 12:54 AM (zzBMk)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 07, 2023 12:55 AM (zzBMk)
Posted by: Dept. of Redundancy at December 07, 2023 12:56 AM (83IzV)
In fairness, most the "Jo something"s I've met have been a good sort.
Posted by: Just putting in a word for the"Jo something"s
++++++++++++
Except Jolene.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 07, 2023 12:59 AM (PoRhL)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 07, 2023 12:59 AM (ynpvh)
In fairness, most the "Jo something"s I've met have been a good sort.
Posted by: Just putting in a word for the"Jo something"s
++++++++++++
Except Jolene.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 07, 2023 12:59 AM (PoRhL)
Yeah. Keep that bitch away from my man.
Posted by: Dolly Parton at December 07, 2023 01:00 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Dept. of Redundancy
In the last Starship mission the entire crew was Muslim.
Inshallah.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 07, 2023 01:00 AM (cOq4q)
Posted by: Dept. of Redundancy at December 07, 2023 12:56 AM (83IzV)
Starlink is helping the Israelis get Hamass in touch with Allah...
Posted by: Dolly Parton at December 07, 2023 01:00 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 07, 2023 01:01 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Braenyard
Coulda been worse.
You coulda rear ended your girlfriend.
Posted by: Innocent Lil' Miklos at December 07, 2023 01:02 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 07, 2023 12:59 AM (PoRhL)
Yeah. Keep that bitch away from my man.
Posted by: Dolly Parton
Bitch
Posted by: Darleen, Charleen, Marleen and sometimes Carleen (the cousin) at December 07, 2023 01:03 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Braenyard
Coulda been worse.
You coulda rear ended your girlfriend.
Posted by: Innocent Lil' Miklos at December 07, 2023 01:02 AM (7eFYL)
I still laugh at that story on an ONT some months back.
Guy is walking by when he hears a girl say , "Fuck me!" to her girlfriend. He replies, "Well, at least let my buy you dinner first."
In the end, they got married for...40+ years IIRC.
Nice story.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 07, 2023 01:06 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: The Petticoat Junction water tower at December 07, 2023 01:06 AM (M1WkG)
Posted by: The Petticoat Junction water tower at December 07, 2023 01:06 AM (M1WkG)
Whats abouts me?
Posted by: Bubba Joe at December 07, 2023 01:06 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Chuck Berry, who has pictures at December 07, 2023 01:06 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Braenyard
Coulda been worse.
You coulda rear ended your girlfriend.
Posted by: Innocent Lil' Miklos
I cut the end off my left thumb while waching an uber cute little mulatto waitress walk away after I offered her to go jump out of a plane.
Seriously, Uncle had a jump zone, gave her the full rundown on first jump training..., said she'd think about it... overnighter and jumping out of a plane for a 'first date'. Oh yeah, she was thinking about it.
Then I cut my fvckin thumb off.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 07, 2023 01:07 AM (cOq4q)
Posted by: Chuck Berry, who has pictures at December 07, 2023 01:06 AM (7eFYL)
And Lucille.
Posted by: Little Richard at December 07, 2023 01:09 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Dept. of Redundancy at December 07, 2023 12:56 AM (83IzV)
From one of the many Congressional hearing clips on YouTube, apparently the DoJ is suing Musk's SpaceX for hiring too many Americans/U.S. citizens.
That fucker Obama really set things into a severe downward spiral; there's a Thomas Sowell video I've watched where he goes into some detail as to why Obama was the worst president. Many said if Trump won in 2016, it would only be a temporary pause. Seems history might bear them out. I'm watching Kristallnacht on college campuses unfold before my very eyes and university presidents are incredibly ahistorically ho-hum. Truly frightening.
Posted by: RickZ at December 07, 2023 01:09 AM (emlEe)
I cut the end off my left thumb while waching an uber cute little mulatto waitress walk away after I offered her to go jump out of a plane.
Seriously, Uncle had a jump zone, gave her the full rundown on first jump training..., said she'd think about it... overnighter and jumping out of a plane for a 'first date'. Oh yeah, she was thinking about it.
Then I cut my fvckin thumb off.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 07, 2023 01:07 AM (cOq4q)
Well, nobody will ever say you're all thumbs...
Posted by: Little Richard at December 07, 2023 01:10 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: The Petticoat Junction water tower at December 07, 2023 01:06 AM (M1WkG)
Whats abouts me?
Posted by: Bubba Joe
You go keep Miss Kate happy.
I got some supervising to do.
Posted by: Uncle Joe, movin' kinda slow, because that's how the ladies like it at December 07, 2023 01:10 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 07, 2023 01:11 AM (ynpvh)
In fairness, most the "Jo something"s I've met have been a good sort.
Posted by: Just putting in a word for the"Jo something"s
-----
The jury is still out on Michael Nesmith's 'Joanne'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2023 01:11 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Chuck Berry, who has pictures at December 07, 2023 01:06 AM (7eFYL)
And Lucille.
Posted by: Little Richard
Long Tall Sally has entered the chat
Posted by: Uncle John at December 07, 2023 01:11 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 07, 2023 01:13 AM (Sgq8y)
And Lucille.
Posted by: Little Richard
------
You keep your fruity little hands off of my guitar.
Posted by: B.B. King at December 07, 2023 01:14 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: B.B. King at December 07, 2023 01:14 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Musical baby Miklos Yoda at December 07, 2023 01:16 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2023 01:16 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Little Richard
Just the tip.
Got it sewn back on at the ER.
Weird feeling as the thump nail grew out pulling/stretching the stiches.
Soooo relaxing when I cut the stiches. But no feeling in the thumb tip. Actually burned it last week picking up a small piece of hot metal that left a bit char.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 07, 2023 01:17 AM (cOq4q)
Can I have possibly lost it?
The pin was a small version of Lucille, with "BB" superimposed.
Posted by: Miklos loses things, but that? at December 07, 2023 01:19 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: B.B. King
Richard Penniman became quite the Christian evangelist in his latter days (with perhaps some lapses).
Posted by: Little Miklos and his Mighty Tykes at December 07, 2023 01:22 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 07, 2023 01:11 AM (ynpvh)
Somehow missed that. Sorry.
A funny side story that is supposedly a part of his defense is that one time he had some project for NORAD. But he couldn't hire this one Canadian guy even though Canada is a part of NORAD. So he basically cuts to the chase now when it comes to hiring. That pisses off Government's Diversity Central Dept. who want those H1-Bs hired.
Documentaries I've watched state the Third Reich was run by gangsters, and I think that's bottom line correct, murdering, thieving gangsters. How is our government now any different? We even have Joe Biden in the bunker with Eva and the dog.
Posted by: RickZ at December 07, 2023 01:22 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at December 07, 2023 01:23 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
You positive review on Amazon would be much appreciated.
Posted by: Metamucil marketing intern at December 07, 2023 01:25 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke'
"I'll do it!"
Posted by: Linda Sarsour, Susan Rosenberg, Samantha Woll's Ghost at December 07, 2023 01:25 AM (7XsAy)
Posted by: Adriane is to Grapes, as X is to Wine . . . at December 07, 2023 01:29 AM (4Winp)
Posted by: Liner Notes by Miklos at December 07, 2023 01:29 AM (7eFYL)
My 21 year old diesel truck get at least 1 or 2 mpg better in the winter because the actual fuel (air) is more dense and therefore burns more efficiently.
Posted by: Defenestratus at December 07, 2023 01:30 AM (d4gSX)
Posted by: Adriane is to Grapes
I'm so old, I remember the days of civility and respect, wit and cameraderie when we spoke of Old Man Balls.
Posted by: Miklos, 29 and holding (credit to Jerry Lee Lewis) at December 07, 2023 01:32 AM (7eFYL)
I need to focus on attending mass and saying the rosary and staying sane in this crazy world. I joined the church in spite of PopeFrancis! A glutton for punishment, am I. Hope you’re well.
Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at December 07, 2023 01:33 AM (CCcN5)
Delivered a bunch of stuff, pile of books, then (of course) stopped by a Museum for whom I've done some work and (of course) replaced them (at least!), by size and weight.
Dammit. I try to leave with less stuff than I came with and it NEVER happens I don't know why I think I can do it.
Posted by: Linda Sarsour, Susan Rosenberg, Samantha Woll's Ghost at December 07, 2023 01:33 AM (7XsAy)
In the 60's my 16 yo sister was a fan of the Moody Blues single Go Now. I believe DL sang lead ..
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at December 06, 2023 11:06 PM (avyD6
Denny played a place called Bogies a few times a year, as he lived close by. Caught his show there in 2018. He opened with Go Now. His entire second set was from Wings. Being familiar with the layout of the place, I led my friend backstage where we got to thank him for a great show and shake his hand.
Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 07, 2023 01:34 AM (37q3K)
Posted by: Adriane is to Grapes
I'm so old, I remember the days of civility and respect, wit and cameraderie when we spoke of Old Man Balls.
Posted by: Miklos, 29 and holding (credit to Jerry Lee Lewis) at December 07, 2023 01:32 AM (7eFYL)
Chocolate covered salty balls?
Posted by: A dude in MI at December 07, 2023 01:35 AM (+I6Y/)
Whatever that's about.
Posted by: LenNeal at December 07, 2023 01:37 AM (7XsAy)
My 21 year old diesel truck get at least 1 or 2 mpg better in the winter because the actual fuel (air) is more dense and therefore burns more efficiently.
Posted by: Defenestratus at December 07, 2023 01:30 AM (d4gSX)
In really severe cold, say -30 and worse, the lube in the final drive and wheel bearings may become so gummy that it causes drag. But after a few miles driving, it will warm up. Snow on the road surface, of course, causes drag, and affects electric cars, too. And any adverse condition that causes more power demand is worse with an electric car, because they have less range in reserve. If heavy snow and strong headwinds cause my truck mileage to drop from 18 to 14 mpg going from Whitecourt to Grande Prairie, it will cost me a few bucks. If I'm driving an e-car, it might leave me stranded between Fox Creek and Valleyview. In a blizzard. (main highway from Edmonton northwest to Grande Prairie and on to join the Alcan Highway at Dawson Creek. Going to Alaska? This is your route.)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2023 01:40 AM (NmpkM)
Posted by: A dude in MI at December 07, 2023 01:35 AM (+I6Y/)
Salty chocolate balls
Posted by: Chef at December 07, 2023 01:42 AM (M1WkG)
I will not warn anyone again.
Posted by: Kindltot
Challenge accepted, oh fat-fingered one.
"The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle, the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 07, 2023 01:42 AM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon'
My 1984 Olds Firenza station wagon with the (putting it charitably) anemic 1.8 liter engine would barely move with the A/C running and would overheat when running A/C when stopped in traffic for more than 20 minutes.
Quote, Wikipedia: 'Since peak hp and torque came on at higher RPM, acceleration in these cars was quite sluggish, with a test 1982 Pontiac J2000 accelerating from 0–60 mph (0–97 km/h) in 16.3 seconds, with a 1⁄4 mile (402 m) time of 20.6 seconds.'
Posted by: LenNeal at December 07, 2023 01:43 AM (7XsAy)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 07, 2023 01:43 AM (ynpvh)
Schweddy Balls.
Might've been Peak SNL. Or damn close to it.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 07, 2023 01:46 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 07, 2023 01:43 AM (ynpvh)
It's quite possible to over-cool an automobile engine. Around here it is not at all uncommon to see cars or trucks with cardboard slipped between the grille and the radiator, or a quilted winter front snapped on over the radiator. Big trucks often use winter fronts, or radiator shutters. I ran cardboard in my GM Diesel Suburbans all winter long.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2023 01:48 AM (NmpkM)
Posted by: Chef at December 07, 2023 01:48 AM (M1WkG)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2023 01:49 AM (NmpkM)
-----------
We (exH & I) put cardboard in front of our old Jeep radiator in winter. Otherwise, *no heat!* and it was a ragtop...BRRRRRRR!
Posted by: JQ at December 07, 2023 01:51 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Swedish Chef at December 07, 2023 01:54 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Chef
SaltenChokoladenenballsen
Posted by: Swedish Chef at December 07, 2023 01:54 AM (7eFYL)
Salten Choko Laden en ballsen...
Don't think I want any Bin Laden salted choco balls...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 07, 2023 01:56 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: JQ
Well, that' what you get from living in a place with Winter.
Posted by: Miklos, comfortably South of the Mason Dixon at December 07, 2023 01:56 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 07, 2023 01:56 AM (ynpvh)
Given what I know today about the FIB and the Obama admin...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 07, 2023 01:57 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Seal Team Chef 6 at December 07, 2023 01:57 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: jim
But it's organic Sea Salt
Posted by: Seal Team Chef 6 at December 07, 2023 01:57 AM (7eFYL)
Oysters! From the Sea!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 07, 2023 02:00 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Chef-Col. Kilgore at December 07, 2023 02:01 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: jim
Sorry, Charlie
Posted by: Chef-Col. Kilgore at December 07, 2023 02:01 AM (7eFYL)
yeah, I don't think those are the Oysters CBD is looking for.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 07, 2023 02:03 AM (ynpvh)
Lived in Hawaii for 3 years. Got boring after first 6 months! Oh yeah... go to the beach! Yay!
And when ya get sick & tired of the beach, well, you can always go to the beach!
EFF that.
Posted by: JQ at December 07, 2023 02:03 AM (njWTi)
Lived in Hawaii for 3 years. Got boring after first 6 months! Oh yeah... go to the beach! Yay!
And when ya get sick & tired of the beach, well, you can always go to the beach!
EFF that.
Posted by: JQ at December 07, 2023 02:03 AM (njWTi)
But there mountains to climb, no? And volcanos. Well, not all of that on the same island necessarily...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 07, 2023 02:04 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: JQ at December 07, 2023 02:05 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Adriane is to Grapes, as X is to Wine . . . at December 07, 2023 02:06 AM (4Winp)
-------
We were on Oahu. No mountain climbing, due to 'watershed'. Very crumbly & dangerous.
Posted by: JQ at December 07, 2023 02:07 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JQ at December 07, 2023 02:08 AM (njWTi)
EFF that.
Posted by: JQ
Understand.
That's why I relocated from Hungary to South Carolina, rather than Mexico, as originally planned..
Posted by: A man, a plan....Yucatan! at December 07, 2023 02:10 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: JQ at December 07, 2023 02:08 AM (njWTi)
Indeed. lots of terrain with a volcanic history embedded in it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 07, 2023 02:10 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: JQ
South Carolina has vast swarms of Giant Flying Cockroaches. That is why everyone is REQUIRED to have a shotgun (they are free at the Visitor Centers).
Stay AWAY!
Out of an abundance of caution.
Posted by: Miklos from the CDC (Center for Demvoter Control) at December 07, 2023 02:14 AM (7eFYL)
-------
We were on Oahu. No mountain climbing, due to 'watershed'. Very crumbly & dangerous.
Posted by: JQ at December 07, 2023 02:07 AM (njWTi)
that's the island with Honolulu, LA on the ocean?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 07, 2023 02:14 AM (ynpvh)
--------
Hahaha! Yes.
And many, many US military installations, all branches.
Posted by: JQ at December 07, 2023 02:18 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Miklos "Carol" Burnett at December 07, 2023 02:20 AM (7eFYL)
Out of an abundance of caution.
Posted by: Miklos
--------
No problemo, Miklos! Saw plenty of those Giant Flying Cockroaches ("waterbugs") when we were in Pensacola! You could not pay me enough to move back to the SE US.
Posted by: JQ at December 07, 2023 02:21 AM (njWTi)
Night all.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 07, 2023 02:21 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: JQ at December 07, 2023 02:23 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JQ
Well damn.
Because you would be welcome.
Posted by: Miklos also lived in Louisina, where the State Bird is the mosquito at December 07, 2023 02:23 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Baby Miklos Yoda at December 07, 2023 02:25 AM (7eFYL)
And if you don't know that one, you are far too young to be up this late.
Posted by: Miklos, the crazy cousin from Mama's Family at December 07, 2023 02:27 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 07, 2023 02:32 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: JQ at December 07, 2023 02:33 AM (njWTi)
They help to keep the accumulated snow and ice from falling off all at once in case of a thaw.
Common to have areas roped off along the sidewalk with signs saying ATTENTION! DANGER OF ICE FALL!
Don't miss that part a bit.
Turn out cleaning leaves from the gutters is a pain, but less likely to kill me.
Posted by: Miklos, always a glass half..wait...now a glass full kinda guy at December 07, 2023 02:35 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
*Dangles pocketwatch*
You are sleepy, veddy sleepy.....
Posted by: Miklos, with Authentic Accent at December 07, 2023 02:37 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Braenyard
Coulda been worse.
You coulda rear ended your girlfriend.
Posted by: Innocent Lil' Miklos at December 07, 2023 01:02 AM (7eFYL)
----
How could that have been worse. Who didn't ever dream of rearending the girlfriend?
Posted by: Ciampino - Burglars wear sneakers at December 07, 2023 02:46 AM (qfLjt)
----
How could that have been worse. Who didn't ever dream of rearending the girlfriend?
Posted by: Ciampino
"Innocent" was intended to be part of the punch line
Posted by: Miklos, by Jove he's got it! or will at December 07, 2023 02:55 AM (0BeWU)
Posted by: Ciampino - Burglars wear sneakers
Disinformation
You can't fit pilfered documents in those
Posted by: Sandy Burglar at December 07, 2023 02:56 AM (0BeWU)
Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2023 03:37 AM (fwDg9)
https://directorblue.blogspot.com/2023/12/
top-20-tweets-tonight-qatar-i-mean.html
Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2023 03:40 AM (fwDg9)
Nug control! Nug control! Oh, those stooopid yanks and their nugs, blahblah f'king blah...
Yeah, as if there are *never* any sh00tings in UK? Or, worse, bloody hacking-to-death. Ugh. Dumbass limeys
Posted by: JQ at December 07, 2023 03:42 AM (njWTi)
Also, no offense to Louisiana, but you probably don't want to tell someone in Mississippi that they have a (partial) Louisiana accent - most particularly when Ole Miss is playing LSU.
Posted by: A. Pendragon at December 07, 2023 03:54 AM (Qilav)
Posted by: Kindly Aunt Miklos at December 07, 2023 04:03 AM (0BeWU)
Posted by: A. Pendragon
Got dat rite, cher
Posted by: Justin Miklos-Wilson at December 07, 2023 04:05 AM (0BeWU)
Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2023 04:08 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: B. A. Baracus at December 07, 2023 04:10 AM (0BeWU)
Posted by: Skip
That last Report card was good, and they took some things off your Permanent Record.
Posted by: Aunt Miklos Zappa at December 07, 2023 04:12 AM (0BeWU)
Posted by: Ciampino - Burglars wear sneakers at December 07, 2023 04:12 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Miklos does not lie, because you can't make this up at December 07, 2023 04:14 AM (0BeWU)
Posted by: Miklos recalls the days of 1000 comment threads, but try to tell the kids that at December 07, 2023 04:15 AM (0BeWU)
Posted by: Ironwood at December 07, 2023 07:10 AM (WTF2p)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 07, 2023 11:09 AM (yQcm2)
Processing 0.07, elapsed 0.0709 seconds.
15 queries taking 0.0126 seconds, 462 records returned.
Page size 226 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.
Real Clear Politics
Gallup
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement
Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band
AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)