It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Winter Cafe

7 A guy "wrestling his bear" in public, if you know what I'm saying.

==

Russians be crazy! But the bear is a trained one. Probably since a young age.

Posted by: runner at November 28, 2023 07:33 PM (V13WU)

8 What kind of breakfast did Korla Pandit like to have?

Posted by: B3 at November 28, 2023 07:34 PM (vFG9F)

9 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2023 07:34 PM (fwDg9)

10 Spectacular sunset here on the waterfront. Just beautiful.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2023 07:34 PM (lgLIO)

11 Hammond egg!

Posted by: B3 at November 28, 2023 07:34 PM (vFG9F)

12 It would be funny to watch a modern woman tennis player in a hooped skirt

Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2023 07:36 PM (fwDg9)

13 A guy "wrestling his bear" in public, if you know what I'm saying.

-
We came to see a fight not a dance!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 28, 2023 07:36 PM (FVME7)

14 I spotted the leopard.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 28, 2023 07:37 PM (63Dwl)

15 Actually when I was doing graphic novels and hated Art Spiegelman, for MAUS which I found patronizing, I bought a cassette of The Carl Stalling Project and that is going into the player.

I did not like Art because when I met him he was high as a kite on pills and dope, disrespected me, and his wife was a bitch. At a hotel lobby, which I spent a great deal of money to get to from US Midwest and this sack of shit seemed to think he'd done me a favor, when he built his entire literary career on his Holocaust survivor parents and pretty much nothing of himself.

Posted by: LenNeal at November 28, 2023 07:38 PM (/BBNv)

16 I half expected the Three Stooges to show up at that tennis match.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 28, 2023 07:38 PM (63Dwl)

17 The perfect art for Duncanthrax.

It's no Rothko.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, this isn't the Art Thread at November 28, 2023 07:38 PM (PiwSw)

18 So it rains in Switzerland, got it

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at November 28, 2023 07:39 PM (Eeb9P)

19 A repeat due to funniness:

@ElijahSchaffer Nov 26
Microsoft just changed their Ai image generator to not make Pixar style artwork after Disney complained.

https://tinyurl.com/7spfbk86
58 seconds; use pause extensively to appreciate the movie posters, as suggested by javems in Quick Hits.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 07:39 PM (krqg6)

20 Trees fall in unpredictable ways.

Ouch. The family jewels took a serious hit there.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 28, 2023 07:39 PM (V8he0)

21 The perfect art for Duncanthrax.

-
Ehh, better than Hunter's art.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 28, 2023 07:40 PM (FVME7)

22 Hunter could use a penguin.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 28, 2023 07:40 PM (63Dwl)

23 I needed to lose some weight so I exercised a perogative.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2023 07:40 PM (x7plP)

24 They bless the rains down in Switzerland.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 07:40 PM (krqg6)

25 I'm not sure what is vom Faß at that Swiss hotel, but I would like to find out.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, this isn't the Art Thread at November 28, 2023 07:41 PM (PiwSw)

26 Krispy Kreme says he's staying in the race until the end.

So take that, you sayers of nay!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2023 07:41 PM (6VKyY)

27 23 I needed to lose some weight so I exercised a perogative.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2023 07:40 PM (x7plP)

At one point in my life I needed to get rid of 170 Lbs of ugly fat...

So I got divorced.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2023 07:42 PM (xaFKb)

28 Art Spiegelman was a bit of a target of mine when I went back to The Balkans, as he did, personally, nothing. So I took it on myself to make sure his exploitation of his parents (his mother killed herself in the flat bathtub and his father was a horrific racist), did not go unanswered.
I find Art the Woody Allen of Graphic Novelists.
His books were shit and he was and is a sack of shit with no substance.
I've since done far more work than he ever did.

Posted by: LenNeal at November 28, 2023 07:42 PM (/BBNv)

29 They bless the rains down in Switzerland.
Posted by: andycanuck'

Haha!

I'm done now.

Posted by: LenNeal at November 28, 2023 07:43 PM (/BBNv)

30 Breaking911 @Breaking911 1h
NEW: National Christmas Tree near the White House knocked over by high winds

https://tinyurl.com/43xrebmb
1:58 minutes; MSM report; no video of the crash

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 07:43 PM (krqg6)

31
Trees fall in unpredictable ways

__________

When cut down by idiots.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2023 07:44 PM (fp0W7)

32 For crazy videos and Russians do YT 'Leningrad'.

Posted by: LenNeal at November 28, 2023 07:44 PM (/BBNv)

33 19 https://tinyurl.com/7spfbk86
58 seconds; use pause extensively to appreciate the movie posters, as suggested by javems in Quick Hits.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 07:39 PM (krqg6)

OMG, Jonestown, and the Dindu Muffins. I'm crying.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 28, 2023 07:45 PM (OX9vb)

34 Trees fall in unpredictable ways

__________

When cut down by idiots.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh'

Also true. If you look up, the tree will tell you where it wants to go.

Posted by: LenNeal at November 28, 2023 07:45 PM (/BBNv)

35 I was enjoying the tranquil green vibe of the Switzerland vid when all of a sudden the peace was disturbed by some blond guy in a sweatshirt sailing over the fence on his motorbike!

Posted by: kallisto at November 28, 2023 07:45 PM (xa/2v)

36 Bleak house

Posted by: Ben Had at November 28, 2023 07:46 PM (LJKlD)

37 26 Krispy Kreme says he's staying in the race until the end.
----
Breaking911 @Breaking911 42m
Chris Christie on his 2024 presidential campaign: "I like the fact that we're gaining momentum now."

Just like Thelma and Louise in the last five minutes of the movie.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 07:46 PM (krqg6)

38 Didn't some volcano on Okinawa recently erupt?

Posted by: SFGoth at November 28, 2023 07:46 PM (KAi1n)

39 Dudes dropping the tree violated the first rule of avoiding ugly death - get yourself 90 degrees from the fall line.

Damn lucky

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 28, 2023 07:46 PM (8AONa)

40 Penguins are soooo talented !!

Posted by: runner at November 28, 2023 07:47 PM (V13WU)

41 Breaking911 @Breaking911 1h
NEW: National Christmas Tree near the White House knocked over by high winds

Another grim milestone for the biden administration.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2023 07:47 PM (UzHLG)

42 If I was KK I would offer Chsissy all the donut it would take for him to make it through the winter.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 28, 2023 07:47 PM (lwOKI)

43 19
'A repeat due to funniness:'

I laughed my ass off at the Bill Clinton one.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at November 28, 2023 07:48 PM (roH4R)

44 35 I was enjoying the tranquil green vibe of the Switzerland vid when all of a sudden the peace was disturbed by some blond guy in a sweatshirt sailing over the fence on his motorbike!
---------
It's okay. I think they caught him.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 07:48 PM (krqg6)

45 GAvin NEwsOM is NOt RUnNINg fOr PREsIDenT...

Newsom announces efforts to sweep homeless encampments near state roads: ‘I’m fed up’
tinyurl.com/36ys5bzj
"We've got to move, people are counting on us," Newsom said on Monday. "The public has had it, they're fed up, I'm fed up, we're all fed up."
“Since day one, combatting homelessness has been a top priority. Encampments are not safe for the people living in them, or for community members around them. The state is giving locals hundreds of millions of dollars to move people into housing and clean up these persistent and dangerous encampments. And we are doing the same on state land, having removed 5,679 encampments since 2021.

Note: Closing encampments means moving "homeless" from the left side of the street to the right side of the street unless Newsom's political idol, Xi Jinping, is coming to visit Newsom's utopia aka San Francisco.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 28, 2023 07:48 PM (9aVck)

46 Äce of Spädes

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at November 28, 2023 07:48 PM (Eeb9P)

47 I occasionally watch tree cutting YT videos and remind myself of two things:
1) Don't let trees get too big
2) If you fail on 1) hire a professional crew.

Posted by: LenNeal at November 28, 2023 07:48 PM (/BBNv)

48 41 Breaking911 @Breaking911 1h
NEW: National Christmas Tree near the White House knocked over by high winds

Another grim milestone for the biden administration.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2023 07:47 PM (UzHLG)

If a tree falls in DC, and there are no Liberals there to hear it, are Conservatives still Nazis?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2023 07:48 PM (xaFKb)

49 36 Bleak house
Posted by: Ben Had at November 28, 2023 07:46 PM (LJKlD)

Needs trees.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 28, 2023 07:49 PM (OX9vb)

50
"if you haven't got a turkey leg, a turkey wing will do
if you haven't got a turkey wing, may God bless you"

Anyone know this Christmas song? It's not one of the oft-played songs.

Bing Crosby, Christmas Is a-Comin'

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2023 07:49 PM (CS5Ox)

51 Them tree fellers...
The guy that reaches down to help the guy what got whapped still has the chainsaw in his hand as he reaches for him and the tree is still moving. I think I see where the level of "prudent judgment" is in this group.

Posted by: GWB at November 28, 2023 07:49 PM (HMvgH)

52 Joe Scarborough Gets Reality Check after Claiming Joe Biden Is Saving the World from WW3

Scarborough said: “Claire, I’m so glad you talked about marketing because the crisis we’re going through right now where the world could really spiral into World War III, but it’s not because a guy who’s actually had 50 years of experience.”

-
He repeats the 50 years of experience line several times. Biden, like Superman but more truthful, more just, and more American way-ee!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 28, 2023 07:49 PM (FVME7)

53 Chrissy

If we make it through December
Everything's gonna be alright I know
It's the time to make the donuts
And I shiver when I see the empty shelf

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 28, 2023 07:49 PM (lwOKI)

54 38 Didn't some volcano on Okinawa recently erupt?
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Iwo Jima.

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper
WATCH 🌋 Huge volcanic eruption on Japan's Iwo Jima Island

https://tinyurl.com/2kcvmhr3
41 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 07:49 PM (krqg6)

55 28
So how did you feel about Spiegelmann personally?

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at November 28, 2023 07:49 PM (roH4R)

56 NEW: National Christmas Tree near the White House knocked over by high winds

Best fart evah!

Posted by: Smokin' Uncle Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 07:50 PM (V8he0)

57 Note: Closing encampments means moving "homeless" from the left side of the street to the right side of the street unless Newsom's political idol, Xi Jinping, is coming to visit Newsom's utopia aka San Francisco.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 28, 2023 07:48 PM (9aVck)

Yup, a few years ago, homelessness was mainly druggies and those who chose it...

Now, with all the illegals here taking Jobs, and the cost of rent... its changed IMO.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2023 07:51 PM (xaFKb)

58 If a tree falls in DC, and there are no Liberals there to hear it, are Conservatives still Nazis?
Posted by: Romeo13'

No, the Israeli State is Fascist for allowing profit-based enterprise.
Glad we could clear that up.

Posted by: LenNeal at November 28, 2023 07:51 PM (/BBNv)

59 Tree was no doubt put up by a Union government workers

Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2023 07:51 PM (fwDg9)

60 "Hunter could use a penguin.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr."

In creative new ways.

Posted by: fd at November 28, 2023 07:51 PM (vFG9F)

61

Lotta Swiss shit lately.

Is it Klaus Schwab season?

Posted by: Auspex at November 28, 2023 07:52 PM (j4U/Z)

62 "The calorie content is generally the same between different brands of vodka that are that same proof. Kettle One, Smirnoff, Grey Goose, Skyy, and Absolut vodka, for example, are all 80 proof vodkas and each contain 96 calories per 1.5-ounce shot, or 69 calories per ounce."
healthline.com/health/food-nutrition/vodka-calories
#calorie-count
----------------

You can always trust the web for accurate information.

Posted by: Braenyardiodo at November 28, 2023 07:52 PM (lEfwZ)

63 58 If a tree falls in DC, and there are no Liberals there to hear it, are Conservatives still Nazis?
Posted by: Romeo13'

No, the Israeli State is Fascist for allowing profit-based enterprise.
Glad we could clear that up.
Posted by: LenNeal at November 28, 2023 07:51 PM (/BBNv)

Better? If a tree falls in DC, and there are no Liberals there to hear it, is it still an Insurrection?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2023 07:53 PM (xaFKb)

64 Biden has had 50 years of fkn things up. Gad these people are fools.

Posted by: fd at November 28, 2023 07:53 PM (vFG9F)

65 Comer: Here is a subpoena, Hunter. You have to testify.

Hunter: No

Comer: You are in contempt of congress.

Hunter: Ok. Anyway....

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 28, 2023 07:53 PM (pnDfv)

66 Although maybe one on Okinawa too, IDK, I should add.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 07:53 PM (krqg6)

67 They decided to light the Christmas Tree for a Arkansas call the hogs there at Memorial Stadium in Little Rock on New Years Eve.

It was so hot it melted the paint off a firetruck.

I think about 68 or 9.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 28, 2023 07:54 PM (lwOKI)

68 Better get to bed, was falling asleep coming home today
Hope everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2023 07:54 PM (fwDg9)

69 Optimus Prime! Really liked Transformers which was a good thing a since they occupied most rooms in the house years ago. Good times.

Posted by: L - Can't make 'em love you more or hate you less at November 28, 2023 07:54 PM (GshMh)

70 8
So how did you feel about Spiegelmann personally?
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg'

Funny, but I did not like him at all. I felt he exploited his parents' Holocaust experience and contributed nothing to it. When I returned to The Balkans and did tours of Murder Fields (booo-oooring, seen one you've seen them all). Art did nothing to stop it in the future.
I've gotten into massive arguments and shouting business with people, about this.
Seems 'OH! The Horror!" doesn't seem to have stopped anyone from doing it again.

Posted by: LenNeal at November 28, 2023 07:54 PM (/BBNv)

71 Is it Klaus Schwab season?
-------
Soros season!

Posted by: klaus schwab at November 28, 2023 07:55 PM (krqg6)

72 National Christmas Tree near the White House knocked over by high winds

Another grim milestone for the biden administration.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2023 07:47 PM (UzHLG)

Yeah, but Trump caused those high winds! And, anyway, why do you want to cut down our forests? Unless you planted a solar panel in its place, you just hate Gaia!

Posted by: GWB at November 28, 2023 07:55 PM (HMvgH)

73 Musk may be rich but he is too dumb to realize that following the DeLorean model is incredibly stupid.

Musk says Cybertrucks will begin deliveries Thursday following manufacturing woes and delays
tinyurl.com/2wwjd53c
The vehicle has become infamous for the repeated delays it has experienced, as Tesla ran into obstacles implementing the stainless steel design. It was first unveiled in 2019 when it first began accepting preorders.
Despite still accepting preorders, Tesla removed the prices from its website. Prices originally ranged from $40,000 to $70,000
Aside from being one of the few electric trucks, the Cybertruck is particularly notable for its use of stainless steel for the hull. The material is far tougher and less malleable than cheaper alternatives, such as aluminum, leading to the auto industry mostly rejecting its use. The last company to use the material for a car was the DeLorean Motor Company more than four decades ago

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 28, 2023 07:55 PM (9aVck)

74
Lotta Swiss shit lately

_________

Out: Gnomes of Zurich

In: Ewoks of Zurich

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2023 07:55 PM (fp0W7)

75 wish I could play some old cassettes, they seem un-recoverable, (& believe me i have tried ... ) like Gordon Dickson singing Songs of the Dorsai ... antique fen material, via the girl who played the 12string guitar for them ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at November 28, 2023 07:56 PM (zer5o)

76 64 Biden has had 50 years of fkn things up. Gad these people are fools.
Posted by: fd at November 28, 2023 07:53 PM (vFG9F)

Yup, 50 years ago? 1973? We were only in 1 war. Gas prices are about the same. Inflation about the same.

But Citizens were more free. So I'd say things have gotten worse,,,

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2023 07:56 PM (xaFKb)

77 Pretty sure only cut-rate, banana republic blogs would pay so much attention to the whims and prejudices of Duncanthrax-type bat apologists.

Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front at November 28, 2023 07:56 PM (83IzV)

78 g'night Skip!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at November 28, 2023 07:57 PM (zer5o)

79 Note: Closing encampments means moving "homeless" from the left side of the street to the right side of the street unless Newsom's political idol, Xi Jinping, is coming to visit Newsom's utopia aka San Francisco.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 28, 2023 07:48 PM (9aVck)

Yup, a few years ago, homelessness was mainly druggies and those who chose it...

Now, with all the illegals here taking Jobs, and the cost of rent... its changed IMO.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2023 07:51 PM (xaFKb)

Not that I've seen in CA. Illegals aren't much present its drug sellers and takers. Aside from one tuff looking dude who spent three to five years driving off all other campers and kept a spotless area next to the Porsche dealership. Sang a lot of loud songs, vanished without a trace one day.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2023 07:57 PM (eoQWY)

80 Hiway dept

We shall rid ourselves of the whale.

I hope the get the tree demolition job.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 28, 2023 07:57 PM (lwOKI)

81 Breaking911 @Breaking911
WATCH: 12-Year-Old Boy Leads Police on a Chase on a Stolen Forklift, Hitting 10 Vehicles

12-Year-Old Boy Leads Police on a Chase on a Stolen Forklift, Hitting 10 Vehicles - Breaking911
ANN ARBOR, Mich. (AAPD) – On 11/25/23 at approximately 6:45pm, officers responded to Forsyth Middle School (1564 Newport Road) for a report of a juvenile attempting to steal a construction vehicle....

https://tinyurl.com/mr2mv5zf

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 07:58 PM (krqg6)

82 meh, i want one of those 1934 fords that were all-stainless steel ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at November 28, 2023 07:58 PM (zer5o)

83
The National Forest Service has just issued an arrest warrant for Donald Trump over a tree incident in DC this evening.

Posted by: Auspex at November 28, 2023 07:58 PM (j4U/Z)

84 soundtrack for the posing parrot was perfect!

Posted by: kallisto at November 28, 2023 08:00 PM (xa/2v)

85 Svedka, too.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at November 28, 2023 08:00 PM (zer5o)

86 Iwo Jima.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 07:49 PM (krqg6)

Was it Suribachi?

Posted by: GWB at November 28, 2023 08:00 PM (HMvgH)

87 Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2023 07:57 PM (eoQWY)

But I'm seeing more and more old RVs and Campers parked in parking lots and alongside roads.

In Fresno, near the place for concerts... blocks and blocks of them.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2023 08:00 PM (xaFKb)

88 Oooo-weee, Ewoks of Zurich!

Posted by: zombie warren zevon at November 28, 2023 08:00 PM (krqg6)

89 83
The National Forest Service has just issued an arrest warrant for Donald Trump over a tree incident in DC this evening.
Posted by: Auspex at November 28, 2023 07:58 PM (j4U/Z)

91 92 whatever it takes

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 28, 2023 08:01 PM (lwOKI)

90 Old cassette tape playlist:
So Lonely
Roxanne
Masoko Tango
Everyyne's tryin' to be my baby (
Night before
I'm down
Taxman
Feel Like Makin Love
Funk #49
Drywood
George Benson Come Together

Posted by: LenNeal at November 28, 2023 08:01 PM (/BBNv)

91 (tosses back final shot of the evening)

straight from the Outdoor Freezer

(lol)

g'night everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at November 28, 2023 08:01 PM (zer5o)

92 University of California, Berkeley, biochemist
Jennifer Doudna (Oct. 7) won the 2020 Nobel Prize in chemistry, sharing it with colleague Emmanuelle Charpentier for the co-development of CRISPR-Cas9, a genome editing breakthrough that has revolutionized biomedicine.
https://www.universityofcalifornia.edu/
_- Doudna and Emmanuelle Charpentier were the first to propose that CRISPR-Cas9 (enzymes from bacteria that control microbial immunity) _wiki
----

Radio, today, said she's using bacteria's way of mutating against our antibiotics to deal with our genetic defects (easy now), like the one that's been identified for women's breast cancer. BUT her breakthrough,right now, hopefully, is with cycle cell anemia.
If this is successful it will have a positive domino affect/effect on several maladies that we suffer today.

Posted by: Braenyardiodo at November 28, 2023 08:01 PM (lEfwZ)

93 What is Chris Christy after? Certainly not a cabinet spot and no way he’s gunning for a gig on cable. Guy’s got a face made for radio. Pure spite I guess.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 28, 2023 08:02 PM (u73oe)

94 Iwo Jima.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 07:49 PM (krqg6)

Was it Suribachi?
Posted by: GWB at November 28, 2023 08:00 PM (HMvgH)

Apparently its a new cone offshore about a mile away

Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2023 08:02 PM (eoQWY)

95 Just your friendly hall monitor here -- comment 418 in the Chiefs fan post has a rude racial reference, misspelled so it might go undetected.

Posted by: Emmie at November 28, 2023 08:02 PM (Sf2cq)

96 Second side:
Amie
Stripped Within your reach
Sitting on the dock of the bay
Let love rule
Freedom train
Love ain't for keeping
Chest Fever
Masterpiece
Detox Mansion
Leave my Monkey alone

Posted by: LenNeal at November 28, 2023 08:03 PM (/BBNv)

97 WATCH: 12-Year-Old Boy Leads Police on a Chase on a Stolen Forklift, Hitting 10 Vehicles

Was he using turn indicators?

Signals are unnecessary in Ann Arbor.

Posted by: Auspex at November 28, 2023 08:03 PM (j4U/Z)

98 sickle, sickle, sickle, sickle

Posted by: Braenyardiodo at November 28, 2023 08:03 PM (lEfwZ)

99 81 Breaking911 @Breaking911
WATCH: 12-Year-Old Boy Leads Police on a Chase on a Stolen Forklift, Hitting 10 Vehicles

12-Year-Old Boy Leads Police on a Chase on a Stolen Forklift, Hitting 10 Vehicles - Breaking911
ANN ARBOR, Mich. (AAPD) – On 11/25/23 at approximately 6:45pm, officers responded to Forsyth Middle School (1564 Newport Road) for a report of a juvenile attempting to steal a construction vehicle....

https://tinyurl.com/mr2mv5zf
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 07:58 PM (krqg6)

Muldoon said the case was not palatable.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 28, 2023 08:03 PM (lwOKI)

100 Radio, today, said she's using bacteria's way of mutating against our antibiotics to deal with our genetic defects (easy now), like the one that's been identified for women's breast cancer. BUT her breakthrough,right now, hopefully, is with cycle cell anemia.
If this is successful it will have a positive domino affect/effect on several maladies that we suffer today.
Posted by: Braenyardiodo at November 28, 2023 08:01 PM (lEfwZ)

Isn't sickle cell what makes blacks resistant to Malaria or Yellow fever?

Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2023 08:04 PM (eoQWY)

101 I forgot about Detox Mansion with Warren Zevon. What a great LP.

Posted by: LenNeal at November 28, 2023 08:04 PM (/BBNv)

102 Was it Suribachi?
--------
"Aerial view of the newly formed volcano approx. 1 km off the coast of Okinahama Beach, located on the south of the island (image: Japan Coast Guard)"

Brief article here with more videos from the Volcano Discovery website.
https://tinyurl.com/343dv4yp

Posted by: zombie warren zevon at November 28, 2023 08:04 PM (krqg6)

103 93 What is Chris Christy after?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 28, 2023 08:02 PM (u73oe)

um... money?

Posted by: Auspex at November 28, 2023 08:05 PM (j4U/Z)

104 81 Breaking911 @Breaking911
WATCH: 12-Year-Old Boy Leads Police on a Chase on a Stolen Forklift, Hitting 10 Vehicles

12-Year-Old Boy Leads Police on a Chase on a Stolen Forklift, Hitting 10 Vehicles - Breaking911
ANN ARBOR, Mich. (AAPD) – On 11/25/23 at approximately 6:45pm, officers responded to Forsyth Middle School (1564 Newport Road) for a report of a juvenile attempting to steal a construction vehicle....

https://tinyurl.com/mr2mv5zf
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 07:58 PM (krqg6)

Muldoon claims this case will not be uphilled to another court.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 28, 2023 08:06 PM (lwOKI)

105 Off, #102 sock.

BTW, I didn't know the gentleman had died aged just 56 in 2003.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 08:06 PM (krqg6)

106 Deal for the 4Runner fell through, looking at a slightly newer model.

The trick is to get one under 100k miles and no frame rot.

A couple of prospects are out there, we shall see.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 28, 2023 08:06 PM (XV/Pl)

107 93 What is Chris Christy after? Certainly not a cabinet spot and no way he’s gunning for a gig on cable. Guy’s got a face made for radio. Pure spite I guess.

Posted by: Duke Lowell
---

He's on the job. Maybe Koch, maybe the Clinton's or Kalorama.
He has no ethics.

Posted by: Braenyardiodo at November 28, 2023 08:06 PM (lEfwZ)

108 I still love Warren Zevon's Lawyers Guns and Money.
'Dad, get me out of this!'

Posted by: LenNeal can relate at November 28, 2023 08:06 PM (/BBNv)

109 Isn't sickle cell what makes blacks resistant to Malaria or Yellow fever?
Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2023 08:04 PM (eoQWY)

But not from licking food stamps.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 28, 2023 08:06 PM (lwOKI)

110 Pretty sure only cut-rate, banana republic blogs would pay so much attention to the whims and prejudices of Duncanthrax-type bat apologists.
Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front at November 28, 2023 07:56 PM

Given this blog is renown for the quality and wit of its Commentariat, particularly of those who hold the prestigious Cardboard-Level memberships or higher, it's no wonder that significant numbers here count themselves as chiroptophiles, and reject the nearly-universally despised mephitic Spheniscidae extremists.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 28, 2023 08:06 PM (a3Q+t)

111 But I'm seeing more and more old RVs and Campers parked in parking lots and alongside roads.

In Fresno, near the place for concerts... blocks and blocks of them.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2023 08:00 PM (xaFKb)

Yeah there were the campers with junk after the crazy one vanished and the present. At one point about three or four, festooned with junk. I figured they were various levels of drug sellers, taking stolen crap to convert to money. The area is pretty clear now, they did a sweep a while back.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2023 08:07 PM (eoQWY)

112 He came to the forklift in the road
And he highhacked it

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 28, 2023 08:08 PM (lwOKI)

113 Dovetailing the video link for Duncanthrax with the Disney block against MS using AI to produce Pixar-like images, here's a set of links from Ian Miles Cheong's feed that, when followed, lead to a surprisingly bizarre climax:

https://nitter.net/stillgray/status/
1729216240017895885#m

https://nitter.net/stillgray/status/
1729217596359381300#m

R'yelah! R'yelah!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 28, 2023 08:08 PM (/HDaX)

114 107 93 What is Chris Christy after? Certainly not a cabinet spot and no way he’s gunning for a gig on cable. Guy’s got a face made for radio. Pure spite I guess.

Posted by: Duke Lowell
---

He's on the job. Maybe Koch, maybe the Clinton's or Kalorama.
He has no ethics.
Posted by: Braenyardiodo at November 28, 2023 08:06 PM (lEfwZ)

Golden Corral Spokesmanship.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 28, 2023 08:09 PM (lwOKI)

115 Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 07:58 PM (krqg6)

From behind like that video of the kid put a bullet into the right side of a Rough Terrain Forklift between the Tire and the frame into the cowling. The hydraulic fluid cooler and the engine radiator are there. One of two things will happen. It will pump itself dry and stop or the engine coolant will leak out and it will overheat.

Repeat as necessary.

Posted by: Reforger at November 28, 2023 08:09 PM (B705c)

116 Given this blog is renown for the quality and wit of its Commentariat, particularly of those who hold the prestigious Cardboard-Level memberships or higher, it's no wonder that significant numbers here count themselves as chiroptophiles, and reject the nearly-universally despised mephitic Spheniscidae extremists.
Posted by: Duncanthrax'

I saved this for the future.

Posted by: LenNeal didn't get it at November 28, 2023 08:10 PM (/BBNv)

117 Christie is looking for the next opportunity to suck Barky's tiny peen.

Posted by: fd at November 28, 2023 08:10 PM (vFG9F)

118 Got the Triscuits for my Cream Cheese today. mmm
Surprise! They haven't sold out to anyone.
Triscuits are made by the Triscuit Company USA.
Buy Triscuits

Posted by: Braenyardiodo at November 28, 2023 08:11 PM (lEfwZ)

119 People live in campers here. They have barbecue grills and generators chained up.

Posted by: Jamaica at November 28, 2023 08:11 PM (Eeb9P)

120 Watching Nightmare at 20,000 Feet episode of Twilight Zone on Pluto right now

Posted by: steevy at November 28, 2023 08:12 PM (FQmDC)

121 From behind like that video of the kid put a bullet into the right side of a Rough Terrain Forklift between the Tire and the frame into the cowling. The hydraulic fluid cooler and the engine radiator are there. One of two things will happen. It will pump itself dry and stop or the engine coolant will leak out and it will overheat. Repeat as necessary.
Posted by: Reforger'

There was a female sharpshooter during The Great Patriotic War who specialized in landing a 7.62x52mm bullet into the driver slot on Panzerkampgwagen IV. Hit it exactly correctly the unit will blow.

Posted by: LenNeal didn't get it at November 28, 2023 08:14 PM (/BBNv)

122 Funny stuff, Additional Blond Agent.

Here's the thread that started it all, including Musk joining in.

AI Notkilleveryoneism Memes @AISafetyMemes Nov 27
I kept asking ChatGPT to make this puppy happier and... was not prepared for where it ended up

https://nitter.net/elonmusk/status/
1729213449371353249#m

Scroll up from the Musk tweet.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 08:14 PM (krqg6)

123 Ace, you need to get you to Iceland tout de suite. It's obvious it has caught your fancy.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 28, 2023 08:14 PM (I/Qkd)

124 Posted by: Braenyardiodo at November 28, 2023 08:01 PM (lEfwZ)

Because playing with genetic code is SOOOO safe...

Posted by: Pfizer at November 28, 2023 08:15 PM (xaFKb)

125 I have trisketriskaidekaphobia. It's very awkward at parties.

Posted by: fd at November 28, 2023 08:15 PM (vFG9F)

126 Whoa, George Bensons' Abbey Road was a rockin' album.

Posted by: LenNeal didn't get it at November 28, 2023 08:16 PM (/BBNv)

127 Scroll up from the Musk tweet.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 08:14 PM (krqg6)

Nice!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 28, 2023 08:16 PM (/HDaX)

128 Dog steals pizza slice.

https://tinyurl.com/p2wd96a6
13 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 08:17 PM (krqg6)

129 119 People live in campers here. They have barbecue grills and generators chained up.
Posted by: Jamaica at November 28, 2023 08:11 PM (Eeb9P)

Grills in Chains
My fave drive in movie

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 28, 2023 08:17 PM (lwOKI)

130 I have trisketriskaidekaphobia. It's very awkward at parties.
Posted by: fd'

Less awkward than being corralled into Jenga?

Posted by: LenNeal didn't get it at November 28, 2023 08:17 PM (/BBNv)

131 Winter Cafe is not truly here until a salvo is exchanged in the eggnog wars.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 28, 2023 08:18 PM (fY84s)

132 Radio, today, said she's using bacteria's way of mutating against our antibiotics to deal with our genetic defects (easy now), like the one that's been identified for women's breast cancer. BUT her breakthrough,right now, hopefully, is with cycle cell anemia.
If this is successful it will have a positive domino affect/effect on several maladies that we suffer today.

The only way this can be done safely is to disperse humanity across space. Sooner or later, we'll do something unintended, generally involving zombies.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 28, 2023 08:18 PM (I/Qkd)

133 Because playing with genetic code is SOOOO safe...

Posted by: Pfizer
----

There are ways to do the code that it does not pass on.
There are ways to do the code that it will pass on.
Pfizer, Moderna, J&J and China should be in jail.

Posted by: Braenyardiodo at November 28, 2023 08:19 PM (lEfwZ)

134 w'gah'nagl ftaghn!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at November 28, 2023 08:19 PM (zer5o)

135 Winter Cafe is not truly here until a salvo is exchanged in the eggnog wars.
Posted by: Dr. Bone'

We're selling the shit out of that stuff. I don't buy it until it's on sale after The Holidays.
But as I blather on about, I work at a supermarket.

Posted by: LenNeal didn't get it at November 28, 2023 08:19 PM (/BBNv)

136 126 Whoa, George Bensons' Abbey Road was a rockin' album.
Posted by: LenNeal didn't get it at November 28, 2023 08:16 PM (/BBNv)

Other Side of Abbey Road

Who was the fifth Beatle?

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 28, 2023 08:20 PM (lwOKI)

137 I hate Triscuits. They went with the square ones and not the diamond!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 08:20 PM (krqg6)

138 eggnog was $6/ halfgallon at Aldi; ay carrumba!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at November 28, 2023 08:21 PM (zer5o)

139 >>>Little cow threatens to charge like a bull.

The little cow I could deal with. That woman cackling in the background would send me running.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 28, 2023 08:22 PM (klJTj)

140 128 Dog steals pizza slice.

https://tinyurl.com/p2wd96a6
13 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 08:17 PM (krqg6)

Smooth!

Once, when walking my dog, we came across most of a pizza that had been dropped in the church parking lot. For weeks, he ran up the hill as fast as he could to look for it.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 28, 2023 08:23 PM (OX9vb)

141 Sundried Tomato Triscuits are da bomb

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 28, 2023 08:23 PM (RIvkX)

142 got that right, Archimedes; humanity's eggs are all in one basket, not a good look for long term survival ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at November 28, 2023 08:23 PM (zer5o)

143 Since I came to a conclusion on another work, I've been thinking a followup-sequel to the SF book, where Claire IX explores her world without Phil K.
She likes Range X, he's all right, but she loved Phil K and now he is gone.
She's seen the Stars, she wants to know more.

Posted by: LenNeal didn't get it at November 28, 2023 08:24 PM (/BBNv)

144 Yes, and I have it on good authority that this delicacy contains no calories. Boxes last about a day in my house.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at November 28, 2023 08:24 PM (D7u0p)

145 Other Side of Abbey Road

Who was the fifth Beatle?
Posted by: rhennigantx'

Pete Best.

Posted by: LenNeal didn't get it at November 28, 2023 08:25 PM (/BBNv)

146 "For weeks, he ran up the hill as fast as he could to look for it."

Smelled it probably.

Posted by: pawn at November 28, 2023 08:25 PM (QB+5g)

147 I like all the Triscuits. The little triangle ones were nice, but I'll eat the chunky square ones, too.

And I'll eat shredded wheat, dry, with my coffee. Kashi makes a cinnamon one that is really tasty.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 28, 2023 08:25 PM (OX9vb)

148 LenNeal, I'd read it. I liked the first one.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 28, 2023 08:25 PM (t/2Uw)

149 Smith waited ten minutes before tossing his grenade into the house. The kerosene he'd spread on the floor went up at once.

Posted by: Narrator, reading from page 326 at November 28, 2023 08:26 PM (8sMut)

150 eggnog was $6/ halfgallon at Aldi; ay carrumba!

====

4 cups milk
5 whole cloves
½ teaspoon vanilla extract
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
12 egg yolks
1 ½ cups sugar

Heat the milk mixture.
Combine the mixture with egg yolks and sugar. .
Cook the mixture over medium heat and let it cool.
Stir in the remaining ingredients

Posted by: runner at November 28, 2023 08:26 PM (V13WU)

151 Safety first... or second... or something.

Clown World ™ 🤡 @ClownWorld_
The forklift on the forklift is crazy

https://tinyurl.com/3uzz5b7a
1:05 minutes; personally, I think the first one the best.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 08:26 PM (krqg6)

152 Pete Best.
Posted by: LenNeal didn't get it at November 28, 2023 08:25 PM (/BBNv)

Billy Preston

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 28, 2023 08:26 PM (lwOKI)

153 Any buy/don't buy recommendations for Over-The-Counter hearing aids for $1000 or less?

Thanks

Posted by: Gref at November 28, 2023 08:27 PM (5fDan)

154 WAIT !!!

more ingredients

2 ½ cups light rum
4 cups light cream
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
½ teaspoon ground nutmeg

Posted by: runner at November 28, 2023 08:27 PM (V13WU)

155 Peter Frampton was the 5th Beatle. I thought everybody knew that.

Posted by: fd at November 28, 2023 08:28 PM (vFG9F)

156 150 eggnog was $6/ halfgallon at Aldi; ay carrumba!

====

4 cups milk
5 whole cloves
½ teaspoon vanilla extract
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
12 egg yolks
1 ½ cups sugar

Heat the milk mixture.
Combine the mixture with egg yolks and sugar. .
Cook the mixture over medium heat and let it cool.
Stir in the remaining ingredients
Posted by: runner at November 28, 2023 08:26 PM (V13WU)

“One-quart cream, one-quart milk, one dozen tablespoons sugar, one-pint brandy, ½ pint rye whiskey, ½ pint Jamaica rum, ¼ pint sherry – mix liquor first, then separate yolks and whites of 12 eggs, add sugar to beaten yolks, mix well.

Add milk and cream, slowly beating. Beat whites of eggs until stiff and fold slowly into mixture. Let set in cool place for several days. Taste frequently.”

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 28, 2023 08:28 PM (lwOKI)

157 Smooth!

Once, when walking my dog, we came across most of a pizza that had been dropped in the church parking lot. For weeks, he ran up the hill as fast as he could to look for it.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!'

I had my dog on a heavy leash (Blue Heeler/Cattledog) and he just about yanked my arm of the socket bolting for several Polish men carrying a full roast pig on a platter to a van on Damen Avenue. He just about wrecked a wedding at that moment. I had to fight him back. Like really fight.
"Get your ass over back here!"

Posted by: LenNeal at November 28, 2023 08:28 PM (/BBNv)

158 Let's have an attitude check!
"I hate this fucking place!"
Let's have a positive attitude check!
"I positively hate this fucking place!"
Let's have a negative attitude check!
"I don't like this fucking place!"
Let's have a short attitude check!
"FUCKIT!"

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 28, 2023 08:28 PM (8sMut)

159 155 Peter Frampton was the 5th Beatle. I thought everybody knew that.
Posted by: fd at November 28, 2023 08:28 PM (vFG9F)

Peter was 5 when Beatles broke up

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 28, 2023 08:29 PM (lwOKI)

160 Pete Best.
Posted by: LenNeal didn't get it at November 28, 2023 08:25 PM (/BBNv)

Billy Preston
Posted by: rhennigantx'

What is this, The Fifth Stone?

Posted by: LenNeal at November 28, 2023 08:29 PM (/BBNv)

161 Any buy/don't buy recommendations for Over-The-Counter hearing aids for $1000 or less?

Thanks
Posted by: Gref at November 28, 2023 08:27 PM (5fDan)

WHAT?????

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at November 28, 2023 08:29 PM (5ZdQt)

162 155 Peter Frampton was the 5th Beatle. I thought everybody knew that.
Posted by: fd at November 28, 2023 08:28 PM (vFG9F)

He only ever performed two concerts in 1975 and vanished.

Luckily, someone recorded them or we would never know who Peter what's-his-name was.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 28, 2023 08:30 PM (8sMut)

163 Peter Frampton was the 5th Beatle. I thought everybody knew that.
Posted by: fd'

Yoko Ono.
She MADE their later years.

Posted by: LenNeal at November 28, 2023 08:30 PM (/BBNv)

164 Who was the fifth Beatle?
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 28, 2023 08:20 PM (lwOKI)

Pete Best

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 28, 2023 08:31 PM (8sMut)

165 "Peter was 5 when Beatles broke up
Posted by: rhennigantx "

5 what?

Posted by: fd at November 28, 2023 08:31 PM (vFG9F)

166 Everybody looks at big pieces of equipment and doesn't realize how easy they are to stop.
Killdozer would have made it about 100 feet if I were there. Keep dumping mags into the planetary drive housing, rear wheel looking thingy the track goes around. Blast particles of metal into there and the sun gear will die soon. It don't move without a sun gear. It goes on circles.

Posted by: Reforger at November 28, 2023 08:31 PM (B705c)

167 What is this, The Fifth Stone?
Posted by: LenNeal at November 28, 2023 08:29 PM (/BBNv)

Nope that was Chuck Levall

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 28, 2023 08:31 PM (lwOKI)

168 A friend gives us a half gallon of homemade eggnog every year as a present, which I pretty much drink all up. I wonder if she would consider a second half g?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 28, 2023 08:31 PM (8/WOQ)

169 The 5th Beatle?

Lux Interior.

Posted by: LenNeal at November 28, 2023 08:32 PM (/BBNv)

170 Ace, you need to get you to Iceland tout de suite. It's obvious it has caught your fancy.

Posted by: Archimedes

We need a Horde travel club.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 28, 2023 08:32 PM (t/2Uw)

171
I gave my love a cherry
That had no stone
I gave my love a chicken
That had no bone

Posted by: Dr. Kabong at November 28, 2023 08:32 PM (fY84s)

172 Eggnog is for people who have no wine cellar.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2023 08:32 PM (6VKyY)

173 134 w'gah'nagl ftaghn!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at November 28, 2023 08:19 PM (zer5o)

In the dead city of Rl'yeh Cthulhu is not dead, but is asleep, dreaming.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 28, 2023 08:33 PM (8sMut)

174 ok 19

sorry

but he was not a Beatle

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 28, 2023 08:33 PM (lwOKI)

175 "He only ever performed two concerts in 1975 and vanished.

Luckily, someone recorded them or we would never know who Peter what's-his-name was.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33"

You've never seen the Sgt Pepper movie?

Posted by: fd at November 28, 2023 08:33 PM (vFG9F)

176 Killdozer would have made it about 100 feet if I were there. Keep dumping mags into the planetary drive housing, rear wheel looking thingy the track goes around. Blast particles of metal into there and the sun gear will die soon. It don't move without a sun gear. It goes on circles.
Posted by: Reforger'

Killdozer was possessed by aliens. End of story.

Posted by: LenNeal at November 28, 2023 08:33 PM (/BBNv)

177 I didn't see any rum in that nog recipe.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 28, 2023 08:33 PM (YRsIm)

178 I gave my love a cherry
That had no stone
I gave my love a chicken
That had no bone
Posted by: Dr. Kabong at November 28, 2023 08:32 PM (fY84s)

Walks in, smashes guitar.

Posted by: Bluto at November 28, 2023 08:33 PM (/HDaX)

179 R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts 2h
🚨#UPDATE: The White House National Christmas Tree are typically in the ground but this year they it had to be cut down due to a fungal disease outbreak. Definitely not a good time to be a White House Christmas tree this year.

R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts 1h
🚨#UPDATE: The White House National Christmas Tree has been lifted back up

https://tinyurl.com/2fsdfnh2
9 seconds; no sound

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 08:33 PM (krqg6)

180 171
I gave my love a cherry
That had no stone
I gave my love a chicken
That had no bone
Posted by: Dr. Kabong at November 28, 2023 08:32 PM (fY84s)

Stephen Bishop

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 28, 2023 08:33 PM (lwOKI)

181 hahaha, that reminds me, "Liquor Cabinets of the Horde ".

Posted by: runner at November 28, 2023 08:33 PM (V13WU)

182
We need a Horde travel club.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 28, 2023 08:32 PM (t/2Uw)

I vote for a trip to Argentina.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2023 08:33 PM (6VKyY)

183 171
I gave my love a cherry
That had no stone
I gave my love a chicken
That had no bone
Posted by: Dr. Kabong at November 28, 2023 08:32 PM (fY84s)

sorry

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 28, 2023 08:33 PM (lwOKI)

184 161 Any buy/don't buy recommendations for Over-The-Counter hearing aids for $1000 or less?

Thanks
Posted by: Gref at November 28, 2023 08:27 PM (5fDan)

WHAT?????

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at November 28, 2023 08:29 PM (5ZdQt)

WHY A DUCK?

Posted by: Gref at November 28, 2023 08:34 PM (5fDan)

185 ok 19

sorry

but he was not a Beatle
Posted by: rhennigantx'

Paul McCartney. Never a Beatle.

Posted by: LenNeal at November 28, 2023 08:34 PM (/BBNv)

186 We need a Horde travel club.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 28, 2023 08:32 PM (t/2Uw)

That would be so much fun! I just need to retire.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 28, 2023 08:34 PM (OX9vb)

187 UPDATE: The White House National Christmas Tree has been lifted back up

==

c'mon man, the tree was just imitating Biden !

Posted by: runner at November 28, 2023 08:34 PM (V13WU)

188 ok 19

sorry

but he was not a Beatle
Posted by: rhennigantx'

You assume there is any booze left in the house on any given day.

Posted by: LenNeal at November 28, 2023 08:35 PM (/BBNv)

189 where Claire IX explores her world without Phil K.
Posted by: LenNeal didn't get it at November 28, 2023 08:24 PM

A world without Dick?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 28, 2023 08:35 PM (a3Q+t)

190 Posted by: rhennigantx at November 28, 2023 08:28 PM (lwOKI)
---------------
Glad to see there's some white stuff mixed into all that alcohol, for disguise!

That looks like a recipe George Washington could love.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 28, 2023 08:35 PM (K4hPt)

191 We need a Horde travel club.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 28, 2023 08:32 PM (t/2Uw)

I vote for a trip to Argentina.
Posted by: AlaBAMA'

Don't be a pussy don't cry.

Posted by: LenNeal at November 28, 2023 08:36 PM (/BBNv)

192 Killdozer was possessed by aliens. End of story.
Posted by: LenNeal at November 28, 2023 08:33 PM (/BBNv)

Now do deathmobile

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 28, 2023 08:36 PM (lwOKI)

193 123 Ace, you need to get you to Iceland tout de suite. It's obvious it has caught your fancy.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 28, 2023 08:14 PM (I/Qkd)

WE FUCKING WALKED ALL THE WAY FROM KEFLAVIK, SIR!

Posted by: Sgt Smith at November 28, 2023 08:36 PM (8sMut)

194 Pete Best.
Posted by: LenNeal didn't get it at November 28, 2023 08:25 PM (/BBNv)

Billy Preston
Posted by: rhennigantx'

George Martin

Posted by: davidt at November 28, 2023 08:36 PM (SYTee)

195 186 We need a Horde travel club.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 28, 2023 08:32 PM (t/2Uw)

That would be so much fun! I just need to retire.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 28, 2023 08:34 PM (OX9vb)

I would do Drink Around the World!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 28, 2023 08:37 PM (lwOKI)

196 Walks in, smashes guitar.
Posted by: Bluto at November 28, 2023 08:33 PM (/HDaX)

John Hiatt weeps.

https://tinyurl.com/3r45by8x

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 28, 2023 08:37 PM (OX9vb)

197 191 We need a Horde travel club.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 28, 2023 08:32 PM (t/2Uw)

I vote for a trip to Argentina.
Posted by: AlaBAMA'

Don't be a pussy don't cry.
Posted by: LenNeal at November 28, 2023 08:36 PM (/BBNv)

Ushaia

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 28, 2023 08:37 PM (8sMut)

198 George Martin
Posted by: davidt at November 28, 2023 08:36 PM (SYTee)

He did play piano

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 28, 2023 08:37 PM (lwOKI)

199 153_ Not directly, but my dad (now deceased) wore hearing aids. Make sure that: 1 reputation for help and returns is impeccable 2. that the method of fitment and "tuning" software is highly rated and easy to use 3. consultation is available and highly rated. 4. Do not use them as an "on-off" switch to tune out background noise. Wear them all of the time and get used to it. There is a learning curve.
Options like Bluetooth connection are very useful. YMMV

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at November 28, 2023 08:37 PM (D7u0p)

200 where Claire IX explores her world without Phil K.
Posted by: LenNeal didn't get it at November 28, 2023 08:24 PM

A world without Dick?
Posted by: Duncanthrax'

The original title of this book was Phillip K's Dick and I posted it on Literotica.

Posted by: LenNeal at November 28, 2023 08:38 PM (/BBNv)

201 I'd like to go to Peruvia some time. You don't need a passport do you?

Posted by: fd at November 28, 2023 08:38 PM (vFG9F)

202 I wanna see Butch Cassidy's cabin.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2023 08:39 PM (6VKyY)

203 We need a Horde travel club.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

Breakfasts at the Hampton Inn are gonna be lit!!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2023 08:39 PM (x7plP)

204 We need a Horde travel club.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 28, 2023 08:32 PM (t/2Uw)

That would be so much fun! I just need to retire.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

The only people I like except for my sons and their wives and kids are the people on this blog. Well, most of the people on the blog. who better to travel with thsn the extremely erudite, clever, intelligent individuals who frequent this forum.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 28, 2023 08:39 PM (t/2Uw)

205 Now do deathmobile
Posted by: rhennigantx'

I can't lie I find Blood Car hilarious.

Posted by: LenNeal at November 28, 2023 08:39 PM (/BBNv)

206 Did the White House Christmas tree hit anyone in the crotch when it fell over?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 28, 2023 08:40 PM (63Dwl)

207 Breakfasts at the Hampton Inn are gonna be lit!!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2023 08:39 PM (x7plP)

How many countries can we get kicked out of?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 28, 2023 08:40 PM (OX9vb)

208 I'd like to go to Peruvia some time. You don't need a passport do you?
Posted by: fd'

No, it's an island built on old plastic bottles. You're fine.

Posted by: LenNeal at November 28, 2023 08:40 PM (/BBNv)

209 That would be so much fun! I just need to retire.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

Best thing in the world D! You'll wonder how you ever found time to work.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2023 08:40 PM (x7plP)

210 207 Breakfasts at the Hampton Inn are gonna be lit!!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2023 08:39 PM (x7plP)

How many countries can we get kicked out of?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 28, 2023 08:40 PM (OX9vb

The Top Gear crew got kicked out of a few!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2023 08:40 PM (6VKyY)

211 WE FUCKING WALKED ALL THE WAY FROM KEFLAVIK, SIR!
Posted by: Sgt Smith at November 28, 2023 08:36 PM (8sMut)

Thats barely half the way round EPCOT!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 28, 2023 08:41 PM (lwOKI)

212 How many countries can we get kicked out of?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

All of them.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2023 08:41 PM (x7plP)

213 How many countries can we get kicked out of?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! '

Uh... you first, and I might have a head start.

Posted by: LenNeal at November 28, 2023 08:41 PM (/BBNv)

214 Yeah, but I made bad decisions, Tonypete. I'll have to work until the day of my funeral.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 28, 2023 08:41 PM (OX9vb)

215 207 Breakfasts at the Hampton Inn are gonna be lit!!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2023 08:39 PM (x7plP)

How many countries can we get kicked out of?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 28, 2023 08:40 PM (OX9vb)

I think it is 13 round EPCOT
I did 7 1 day

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 28, 2023 08:42 PM (lwOKI)

216 209 That would be so much fun! I just need to retire.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

Best thing in the world D! You'll wonder how you ever found time to work.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2023 08:40 PM (x7plP)

I put in about 35 minutes today. Almost fucking killed me.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 28, 2023 08:43 PM (lwOKI)

217 When you say you have degrees in history, suddenly everyone wants to travel with you.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 28, 2023 08:43 PM (8sMut)

218 Yeah, but I made bad decisions, Tonypete. I'll have to work until the day of my funeral.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!'

This is why I did a campaign of 'intellectual property' that I can do until I'm dead and my awful cat eats me. Which she can't wait to do.

Posted by: LenNeal at November 28, 2023 08:44 PM (/BBNv)

219 How many countries can we get kicked out of?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

It will be comedy gold every time a customs agent asks any one of us:

"Do you have anything to declare?"

"YOU'RE DAMNED RIGHT I DO!!! . . . . "

Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2023 08:44 PM (x7plP)

220 i think one needs alcoholic beverages to comment on this thread.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 28, 2023 08:45 PM (t/2Uw)

221 I'm making a frozen pizza.

Posted by: LenNeal at November 28, 2023 08:46 PM (/BBNv)

222 >> i think one needs alcoholic beverages to comment on this thread.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
---

I have eggnog with Smirnoff in it
it's the 2nd halftime of the game

Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 28, 2023 08:46 PM (geLO8)

223 Let's have an attitude check!
"I hate this fucking place!"
Let's have a positive attitude check!
"I positively hate this fucking place!"
Let's have a negative attitude check!
"I don't like this fucking place!"
Let's have a short attitude check!
"FUCKIT!"

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 28, 2023 08:28 PM (8sMut)

I remember that from somewhere, long time ago but can't pin it down.

Posted by: Javems at November 28, 2023 08:47 PM (8I4hW)

224 When you say you have degrees in history, suddenly everyone wants to travel with you.

What if you've just got a history of getting the third degree?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 28, 2023 08:47 PM (Bd6X8)

225 i think one needs alcoholic beverages to comment on this thread.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)'

The ONT?
Not completely necessary but it's a plus.
I'm occasionally sober here.

Posted by: LenNeal at November 28, 2023 08:47 PM (/BBNv)

226 219 How many countries can we get kicked out of?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

It will be comedy gold every time a customs agent asks any one of us:

"Do you have anything to declare?"

"YOU'RE DAMNED RIGHT I DO!!! . . . . "
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2023 08:44 PM (x7plP)

Well I DEEclare

*wipes brow*

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 28, 2023 08:48 PM (lwOKI)

227 Breakfasts at the Hampton Inn are gonna be lit!!
Posted by: Tonypete

I think it has to be a cruise. We'll book the boat for an extended MoMe, and invite Bill Kristol, but not tell him Ace and his acolytes will be onboard. It would be an epic beatdown.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 28, 2023 08:48 PM (I/Qkd)

228
I have eggnog with Smirnoff in it
it's the 2nd halftime of the game

Posted by: Don Black

Um, No. Rum is the only possible alcohol to add to eggnog.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 28, 2023 08:49 PM (t/2Uw)

229 When you say you have degrees in history, suddenly everyone wants to travel with you.

What if you've just got a history of getting the third degree?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 '

Yeah you get a tuneup and a trimming, you stroke.

Posted by: The Chicago Police Department at November 28, 2023 08:49 PM (/BBNv)

230 The country is coming unglued.

Posted by: Elmer at November 28, 2023 08:49 PM (rA/md)

231 I remember that from somewhere, long time ago but can't pin it down.

Posted by: Javems at November 28, 2023 08:47 PM (8I4hW)

From the greatest novel ever written. Anytime these pics of Iceland show up I am inspired to make references to it.

: o )

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 28, 2023 08:50 PM (8sMut)

232 Resident Sleazeball is emailing 800,000 voters with student debt tomorrow telling them he's working to foist their debts onto other people. Also, please vote.

Can you imagine the outcry if PDJT so obviously tried to buy votes? They'd probably impeach him for it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 28, 2023 08:50 PM (8uQBs)

233 I used to put Jim Beam in my eggnog- that was pretty good

Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 28, 2023 08:50 PM (geLO8)

234 April Ryan wants to know (during a Press Briefing) if Stevie Wonder will be placed on FJB's calendar to discuss the Black agenda.

Melania wore a gray coat to the funeral today. Boo! Hiss! She's still a beauty though but some other former 1st Ladies didn't looked pleased. OTOH Hillary looked like a bonbon with feet dressed in all black.

Switzerland with Perry Como singing Magic Moments. A lovely end to the day.

Posted by: L - Can't make 'em love you more or hate you less at November 28, 2023 08:50 PM (GshMh)

235 Days growing shorter
So is time
From Christmas to Christmas
is 20% of a 5 y.o. child's life - it's a long time till next Christmas
is 2% of a 50 y.o. adult's life
is 1% of a 60 y.o. adult's life

Posted by: Braenyardiodo at November 28, 2023 08:51 PM (lEfwZ)

236 Let's have an attitude check!
"I hate this fucking place!"
Let's have a positive attitude check!
"I positively hate this fucking place!"
Let's have a negative attitude check!
"I don't like this fucking place!"
Let's have a short attitude check!
"FUCKIT!"

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 28, 2023 08:28 PM (8sMut)

I remember that from somewhere, long time ago but can't pin it down.

Posted by: Javems'

I believe that was me.

Posted by: Percy Bysshe Shelley at November 28, 2023 08:51 PM (/BBNv)

237 The country is coming unglued.
Posted by: Elmer
------
It's time to turn LePage on our 'leaders'.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 08:51 PM (krqg6)

238 The ladies playing tennis in the hoop skirts must've been an exhibition. Because the ladies in the crowd were wearing much slimmer style dresses.

Posted by: lin-duh at November 28, 2023 08:51 PM (QBwwm)

239 Melania wore a gray coat to the funeral today. Boo! Hiss!

What's wrong with that?

Posted by: Archimedes at November 28, 2023 08:51 PM (I/Qkd)

240 The country is coming unglued.
Posted by: Elmer'

The school kind, or the carpenter kind?

Posted by: Percy Bysshe Shelley at November 28, 2023 08:52 PM (/BBNv)

241 everyone else was wearing black so she stood out. However, it was one of the least attractive outfits I have seen her wear.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 28, 2023 08:52 PM (t/2Uw)

242 >>>The only way this can be done safely is to disperse humanity across space. Sooner or later, we'll do something unintended, generally involving zombies.

Posted by: Archimedes
---

Call up Elon on the telephone
tell we're hung here and earth bound
tell him to come get us out of here

Posted by: Braenyardiodo at November 28, 2023 08:53 PM (lEfwZ)

243 Melania wore a gray coat to the funeral today. Boo! Hiss!

--

I'm guessing that outfit was actually thought out, with the gray being respectful but not meaningless "mourning" for someone she never knew or cared about.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at November 28, 2023 08:54 PM (ANQN/)

244 >>>Um, No. Rum is the only possible alcohol to add to eggnog.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

>That's more like it! Your commitment to mixology will not be dismissed here at the cafe, but you must share your art and skill.

Posted by: Dr. Kabong at November 28, 2023 08:56 PM (fY84s)

245 black so she stood out. However, it was one of the least attractive outfits I have seen her wear.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 28, 2023 08:52 PM (t/2Uw)

Couldn't give a tinker's damn about the funeral.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2023 08:56 PM (uSHSS)

246 It was kind of sad that she was there by herself, at the end of the row on the aisle.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 28, 2023 08:56 PM (t/2Uw)

247 Melania wore a gray coat to the funeral today. Boo! Hiss!

What's wrong with that?
Posted by: Archimedes'

I like Melania. She is such a Slovenian. My daughter's godmother is Slovenian and Catholic. I really liked KT and she was AWESOME as a neighbor.
I think, and feel, Melania is kind of what she is, and I like how she just does what she does.
I wouldn't fuck with her and I won't. Worst comes to worst she still return to The Balkans and I dare anyone to go get her, shit will not happen. Go try it and see what happens.

Posted by: Percy Bysshe Shelley at November 28, 2023 08:56 PM (/BBNv)

248 Rum works in eggnog, as does bourbon and brandy.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 28, 2023 08:56 PM (TVyhE)

249 Call up Elon on the telephone
tell we're hung here and earth bound
tell him to come get us out of here

Posted by: Braenyardiodo at November 28, 2023 08:53 PM (lEfwZ)

ELON!! We need to launch the B Arc.

Posted by: Reforger at November 28, 2023 08:57 PM (B705c)

250 --
I'm guessing that outfit was actually thought out, with the gray being respectful but not meaningless "mourning" for someone she never knew or cared about.

Posted by: Nikki Haley
----------

Did Trump frog George's arm?

Posted by: Braenyardiodo at November 28, 2023 08:57 PM (lEfwZ)

251 I learned that Jimmy has been in hospice since February, and apparently has traveling hospice. Which must be pretty awesome since hospice for most people seems to be pumping them full of pain killers until they starve to death.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at November 28, 2023 08:57 PM (ANQN/)

252 246 It was kind of sad that she was there by herself, at the end of the row on the aisle.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 28, 2023 08:56 PM (t/2Uw)

Do you think Donald would have been welcome?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2023 08:57 PM (xaFKb)

253 "Melania wore a gray coat to the funeral today. Boo! Hiss!"

A respectful master trolling of the other foist ladies, standing out from the crowd.

Posted by: davidt at November 28, 2023 08:57 PM (SYTee)

254 I think, someone retreats to The Balkans in stress, unless you have a suicide wish, don't come after them.

Posted by: Len Neal at November 28, 2023 08:58 PM (/BBNv)

255 What's wrong with that?
Posted by: Archimedes at November 28, 2023 08:51 PM (I/Qkd)
-------/----------
Ask the NYT. They are the ones hissing at her.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 28, 2023 08:58 PM (TVyhE)

256 234 April Ryan wants to know (during a Press Briefing) if Stevie Wonder will be placed on FJB's calendar to discuss the Black agenda.

Melania wore a gray coat to the funeral today. Boo! Hiss! She's still a beauty though but some other former 1st Ladies didn't looked pleased. OTOH Hillary looked like a bonbon with feet dressed in all black.

Switzerland with Perry Como singing Magic Moments. A lovely end to the day.
Posted by: L - Can't make 'em love you more or hate you less at November 28, 2023 08:50 PM (GshMh)

I cant see Stevie worrying about Melaninas coat color.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 28, 2023 08:58 PM (lwOKI)

257 Posted by: Nikki Haley at November 28, 2023 08:57 PM (ANQN/)

We had in home hospice for both my Mother and Father... both situations ended up about as good as they could have been.

Very little pain... and both died at home surrounded by family.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2023 08:59 PM (xaFKb)

258 everyone else was wearing black so she stood out. However, it was one of the least attractive outfits I have seen her wear.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)'

Melania is a classic clothes horse and the way the USA treated her is a crime against humanity.
It's a sin and there is no taking it back.

Posted by: Len Neal at November 28, 2023 09:00 PM (/BBNv)

259 >> It was kind of sad that she was there by herself, at the end of the row on the aisle.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
---

away from the mean girls?

Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 28, 2023 09:00 PM (geLO8)

260 Killdozer was possessed by aliens. End of story.
Posted by: LenNeal at November 28, 2023 08:33 PM (/BBNv)

Now do deathmobile
Posted by: rhennigantx
------
I actually saw this in the theater:

Maximum Overdrive is a 1986 American horror film written and directed by Stephen King.[5] The film stars Emilio Estevez, Pat Hingle, Laura Harrington, and Yeardley Smith. The screenplay was inspired by and loosely based on King's short story "Trucks", which was included in the author's first collection of short stories, Night Shift, and follows the events after all machines (including trucks, radios, arcade games, vending machines, etc.) become sentient when Earth crosses the tail of a comet, initiating a world-wide killing spree

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2023 09:00 PM (XeU6L)

261 away from the mean girls?
--

They made her sit down there because she was making Captain Pike's wheelchair beep like crazy when she was in an aisle seat.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at November 28, 2023 09:01 PM (ANQN/)

262 Donald isn't welcome anywhere there mght be Democrats attending. This ostracizing is now being expanded to anyone who thinks Israel is a country.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 28, 2023 09:01 PM (t/2Uw)

263 One of the best things about Melania was she kept a pretty low profile for a FLOTUS

Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 28, 2023 09:02 PM (geLO8)

264 I think she was sitting next to Michelle.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 28, 2023 09:02 PM (t/2Uw)

265 Melania is lovely, and a credit to PDJT

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 28, 2023 09:03 PM (TVyhE)

266 I've seen so many Christmas movies already this year.

Lethal Weapon
Home Alone
Planes Trains and Automobiles

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2023 09:03 PM (6VKyY)

267 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2023 09:00 PM (XeU6L)

I saw it in the Theater too. Loved the soundtrack.

Posted by: Reforger at November 28, 2023 09:04 PM (B705c)

268 I still say The Godfather is a Christmas movie

Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 28, 2023 09:04 PM (geLO8)

269 I love Maximum Overdrive it's a great stupid 1980s movie and the opening sequences are classic.

Posted by: Len Neal at November 28, 2023 09:05 PM (/BBNv)

270 268 I still say The Godfather is a Christmas movie

Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 28, 2023 09:04 PM (geLO

I don't see it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2023 09:06 PM (6VKyY)

271 I think she was sitting next to Michelle.

-

Ha. I bet he was sniffing all around Melania the entire time and crossing and uncrossing his legs uncomfortably.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at November 28, 2023 09:06 PM (ANQN/)

272 So many do not get that Lethal Weapon is a Christmas Movie and it is.

Posted by: Len Neal at November 28, 2023 09:06 PM (/BBNv)

273 I watched a Godzilla movie last night and thoroughly enjoyed it. It was all about taking out the WEF like ecoterrorists so pretty clear who to root for.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 28, 2023 09:06 PM (t/2Uw)

274 252 246 It was kind of sad that she was there by herself, at the end of the row on the aisle.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 28, 2023 08:56 PM (t/2Uw)

Do you think Donald would have been welcome?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2023 08:57 PM (xaFKb)

There would have been an anti-Trump riot. A carefully planned riot.

Posted by: Gref at November 28, 2023 09:07 PM (5fDan)

275 266 I've seen so many Christmas movies already this year.

Lethal Weapon
Home Alone
Planes Trains and Automobiles

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2023 09:03 PM (6VKyY)

Battleground (1949) is a Christmas movie.

Posted by: Gref at November 28, 2023 09:09 PM (5fDan)

276 On Christmas movies!

I come in peace
Cobra
and!

Invasion USA the greatest film of all time.

Posted by: Len Neal at November 28, 2023 09:09 PM (/BBNv)

277 If Nikki wants to exercise her piehole, she needs to go back to the UN and that silly hand-wringing atmosphere.

"What we should do," and "what we could do," and the scold with no spending or budgetary restraint. It chaps my conservative ass.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 28, 2023 09:10 PM (fY84s)

278 I wanna see Butch Cassidy's cabin.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2023 08:39 PM (6VKyY)
* * * *
Which one? You can start in Circleville, Utah, and go on from there... It will be a journey but fun to research!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 28, 2023 09:10 PM (a8Rgt)

279 Battleground (1949) is a Christmas movie.
Posted by: Gref'

I can only watch that movie once in a while. It's very tragic and sad and while the final scene is heroic...

Posted by: Len Neal at November 28, 2023 09:10 PM (/BBNv)

280 >I don't see it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

the Christmas lights at the hospital when Michael visits the Don
Kay and Michael Christmas shopping in Manhattan
Tom Hagen Christmas shopping when Solozzo corners him
Sonny to Connie: 'Go show Carlo the tree'

Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 28, 2023 09:11 PM (geLO8)

281 239. Melania wore a gray coat to the funeral today. Boo! Hiss!

What's wrong with that?
Posted by: Archimedes at November 28, 2023 08:51 PM

Not a thing. It was just Melania's day for MSM to disparage a Trump.

Posted by: L - Can't make 'em love you more or hate you less at November 28, 2023 09:11 PM (GshMh)

282 One of the best things about Melania was she kept a pretty low profile for a FLOTUS
Posted by: Don Black

A friend of mine has TDS so badly that she posted a meme lately that said something like: Don't be like Melania, be like Rosalynn.

I was trying to come up with what M. ever had done wrong. I got nothing.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2023 09:11 PM (x7plP)

283 The offending comment is still there. Some troll left a dropping that reflects poorly on the blog.

95 Just your friendly hall monitor here -- comment 418 in the Chiefs fan post has a rude racial reference, misspelled so it might go undetected.
Posted by: Emmie at November 28, 2023 08:02 PM (Sf2cq)

Posted by: Emmie at November 28, 2023 09:12 PM (Sf2cq)

284 " Breakfasts at the Hampton Inn are gonna be lit!!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2023 08:39 PM (x7plP)"

biscuits & gravy without end!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at November 28, 2023 09:12 PM (zer5o)

285 A friend of mine has TDS so badly that she posted a meme lately that said something like: Don't be like Melania, be like Rosalynn.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2023 09:11 PM (x7plP)

Dead?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 28, 2023 09:13 PM (OX9vb)

286 For crazy videos and Russians do YT 'Leningrad'.
Posted by: LenNeal at November 28, 2023 07:44 PM (/BBNv)

do "leningrad" and "zosh" or "Cabriolet" or "exhibit"

Posted by: Kindltot at November 28, 2023 09:13 PM (D7oie)

287 Didn't see anything from INN about the Hamasadans breaking the ceasefire...again.

Posted by: Braenyardiodo at November 28, 2023 09:13 PM (lEfwZ)

288 I was trying to come up with what M. ever had done wrong. I got nothing.
Posted by: Tonypete
----
She's beautiful, dresses well, and is classy....

Posted by: lin-duh at November 28, 2023 09:14 PM (QBwwm)

289 Dead?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

Okay, I snorted. I am so going to hell.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2023 09:14 PM (x7plP)

290 Surprise! They haven't sold out to anyone.
Triscuits are made by the Triscuit Company USA.

Business cases are funny. Triscuit was a product of The Shredded Wheat Company from 1903. They sold out to Nabisco in the 20's, and The Triscuit Company took over from the successor in 2012.

Surprised it's not Mondelez? Well it is Mondelez.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at November 28, 2023 09:15 PM (zdLoL)

291 Fifth Beatle was Emil Sitka.

No, wait he was the Fourth Stooge.

Never mind.

Posted by: Emily Litella at November 28, 2023 09:15 PM (83IzV)

292
My favorite christmas movie is 'The Killing Fields'.

Posted by: Achmed at November 28, 2023 09:15 PM (XeU6L)

293 Huh...one of the bimbos from Sex in the City is going on a hunger strike demanding a ceasefire in Gaza.

Oh hey. Safeway has Tillamook ice cream on sale! Be back later.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2023 09:15 PM (uSHSS)

294 Joe Biden was offered the Job of rhythm guitar for the Beatles, but he decided to let George Harrison keep his position.
He also ran into John Bonham at band practice and convinced him to try the drums instead of xylophone.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 28, 2023 09:16 PM (pnDfv)

295 My favorite christmas movie is 'The Killing Fields'.
Posted by: Achmed

No bones about it!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2023 09:16 PM (x7plP)

296 Now that Jimmy has some free time, is it too late to get him on the Dem ticket?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 28, 2023 09:17 PM (pnDfv)

297 Funeral Fun Fact: I wore black for 36 months during the John McCain procession into Rino Valhalla.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 28, 2023 09:18 PM (fY84s)

298 For crazy videos and Russians do YT 'Leningrad'.
Posted by: LenNeal at November 28, 2023 07:44 PM (/BBNv)

do "leningrad" and "zosh" or "Cabriolet" or "exhibit"
Posted by: Kindltot'

One of my favorites is the mayoral election one.
Relatable.

Also 'Tits' is funny, and for real Russian stuff 'Gogol', or the worst of them all, 'Voyage'.

Posted by: Len Neal at November 28, 2023 09:18 PM (/BBNv)

299 Have not read a lot of nice things about the Carters. I'm not surprised.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2023 09:18 PM (uSHSS)

300 246 It was kind of sad that she was there by herself, at the end of the row on the aisle.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 28, 2023 08:56 PM

I like Melania Trump a great deal & was glad she not only attended the funeral but also stood out, as always.

Posted by: L - Can't make 'em love you more or hate you less at November 28, 2023 09:18 PM (GshMh)

301 295 My favorite christmas movie is 'The Killing Fields'.
Posted by: Achmed

No bones about it!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2023 09:16 PM (x7plP)

OK, you are going to hell. Open the door of that handbasket and let me in, you know you're not going alone.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 28, 2023 09:19 PM (OX9vb)

302 My favorite christmas movie is 'The Killing Fields'.
Posted by: Achmed

No bones about it!
Posted by: Tonypete'

I'm racking my skull to figure out where you came up with that idea.

Posted by: Len Neal at November 28, 2023 09:20 PM (/BBNv)

303 279 Battleground (1949) is a Christmas movie.
Posted by: Gref'

I can only watch that movie once in a while. It's very tragic and sad and while the final scene is heroic...

Posted by: Len Neal at November 28, 2023 09:10 PM (/BBNv)

"Hey, Kinnie! What ever happened to Jody?"

Posted by: Gref at November 28, 2023 09:20 PM (5fDan)

304 Battleground (1949) is a Christmas movie.

That's for sure. That's for darn sure.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at November 28, 2023 09:22 PM (zdLoL)

305 My favorite christmas movie is 'The Killing Fields'.
Posted by: Achmed

No bones about it!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2023 09:16 PM (x7plP)

Mercedes Benz Number One!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) muses at November 28, 2023 09:22 PM (qboHG)

306 Funeral Fun Fact: I wore black for 36 months during the John McCain procession into Rino Valhalla.
Posted by: Dr. Bone'

I wear black pants because they sell them for USD$14 at Walmart. Also, as I care about the Guatemalan children who sewed them for me.
I do my part.

Posted by: Len Neal at November 28, 2023 09:22 PM (/BBNv)

307 295 My favorite christmas movie is 'The Killing Fields'.
Posted by: Achmed

No bones about it!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2023 09:16 PM (x7plP)

You're getting coal for Christmas.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2023 09:22 PM (6VKyY)

308 She's beautiful, dresses well, and is classy....
Posted by: lin-duh at November 28, 2023 09:14 PM (QBwwm)

But enough about the Princess of Wales.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 28, 2023 09:23 PM (8sMut)

309 Jimmy Carter: History's Greatest Monster

Posted by: G'rump928(c) muses at November 28, 2023 09:23 PM (qboHG)

310 302 My favorite christmas movie is 'The Killing Fields'.
Posted by: Achmed

No bones about it!
Posted by: Tonypete'

I'm racking my skull to figure out where you came up with that idea.
Posted by: Len Neal at November 28, 2023 09:20 PM (/BBNv)

I need to show clips of this to my history classes.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 28, 2023 09:24 PM (8sMut)

311 294 Joe Biden was offered the Job of rhythm guitar for the Beatles, but he decided to let George Harrison keep his position.
He also ran into John Bonham at band practice and convinced him to try the drums instead of xylophone.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 28, 2023 09:16 PM (pnDfv)

I wrote every song and instrumental that made the Billboard Hot 100, from 1959 to 1970. Not kidding, folks!

Posted by: Joe B. at November 28, 2023 09:25 PM (5fDan)

312 My favorite christmas movie is 'The Killing Fields'.
Posted by: Achmed

No bones about it!
Posted by: Tonypete'

I'm racking my skull to figure out where you came up with that idea.
Posted by: Len Neal at November 28, 2023 09:20 PM (/BBNv)

I need to show clips of this to my history classes.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33'

Will it be a class about Gallows Humor?

Posted by: Len Neal at November 28, 2023 09:26 PM (/BBNv)

313 #95 #283 I just emailed CBD and Ace about the troll, Emmie.

We can repeat your #283 message on the ONT if it's not removed and see if Weird Dave or other cob can remove it more expeditiously.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 09:28 PM (krqg6)

314 304 Battleground (1949) is a Christmas movie.

That's for sure. That's for darn sure.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at November 28, 2023 09:22 PM (zdLoL)

Hah!

Posted by: Gref at November 28, 2023 09:29 PM (5fDan)

315
You're getting coal for Christmas.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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Be naughty, save Santa the trip.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2023 09:29 PM (XeU6L)

316 Fifth Beatle was Emil Sitka.
No, wait he was the Fourth Stooge.
Never mind.
Posted by: Emily Litella'

That was so obscure I had to look it up.
You stumped the ONT.

Posted by: Len Neal at November 28, 2023 09:29 PM (/BBNv)

317 ...and I watched an episode of 'Run, Buddy, Run' the other day.

Posted by: Len Neal at November 28, 2023 09:31 PM (/BBNv)

318 George Martin was truly the Fifth Beatle.

Posted by: Gref at November 28, 2023 09:32 PM (5fDan)

319
Will it be a class about Gallows Humor?
Posted by: Len Neal at November 28, 2023 09:26 PM (/BBNv)

No.

But they will understand mine.

And why I reject horror movies.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 28, 2023 09:34 PM (8sMut)

320 Yoko was the fifth beatle.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2023 09:34 PM (6VKyY)

321 315
You're getting coal for Christmas.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
----------

Be naughty, save Santa the trip.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc

My mom put nothing but charcoal in my stocking one year.

I was crushed.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2023 09:35 PM (SYlCh)

322 318 George Martin was truly the Fifth Beatle.
Posted by: Gref at November 28, 2023 09:32 PM (5fDan)

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I thought some NY DJ sold himself as the fifth Beatle. Maybe George Martin was #6?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 28, 2023 09:35 PM (hiMh5)

323 Gen Alpha is 13 and under... why would they know this term?

Gyat: A term used to describe a person's curvaceous behind (girl your a** thick)

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 28, 2023 09:35 PM (pnDfv)

324 309 Jimmy Carter: History's Greatest Monster
Posted by: G'rump928(c) muses at November 28, 2023 09:23 PM (qboHG)

And demon

Posted by: Communist Party of China, June 1966 at November 28, 2023 09:35 PM (8sMut)

325 Connecticut Quietly Drops Plan to Ban Gas-Powered Cars

Michigan’s Democrat Governor Whitmer Signs Legislation That Sets 100% ‘Clean Energy’ Standard for State by 2040

Posted by: SMOD at November 28, 2023 09:36 PM (RovqD)

326
I remember that from somewhere, long time ago but can't pin it down.

Posted by: Javems

_________

I saw it in Tom Clancy's Red Storm Rising

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2023 09:36 PM (9mNHV)

327 Gyat: A term used to describe a person's curvaceous behind (girl your a** thick)

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 28, 2023 09:35 PM (pnDfv)

Fat

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 28, 2023 09:36 PM (8sMut)

328 I vote for a trip to Argentina.
Posted by: AlaBAMA'

Argentina and Uruguay

Posted by: Kindltot at November 28, 2023 09:37 PM (D7oie)

329 My mom put nothing but charcoal in my stocking one year.

I was crushed.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2023 09:35 PM (SYlCh)

Shoulda made hotdogs.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2023 09:37 PM (6VKyY)

330 Brian Epstein was at least #7. That chick that Clapton stole from George Harrison is probably #8.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 28, 2023 09:37 PM (hiMh5)

331 We can repeat your #283 message on the ONT if it's not removed and see if Weird Dave or other cob can remove it more expeditiously.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 09:28 PM (krqg6)

Thanks Andy. Ace and cobs should know to never leave the Horde unsupervised! (Not that the Horde did anything. This time.)

Posted by: Emmie at November 28, 2023 09:38 PM (Sf2cq)

332 George Martin was truly the Fifth Beatle.
Posted by: Gref'

Way too easy.
Speculation is John Lennon experimented with Brian Epstein and wrote 'You've Got To Hide Your Love Away'.
Maybe he did, maybe he didn't. But he did go to NYC and propel Yoko Ono of the Fluxus Movement to stardom so who knows what is what.

Posted by: Len Neal at November 28, 2023 09:38 PM (/BBNv)

333 A giant gust of wind reportedly toppled the U.S. National Christmas tree on Tuesday, just days before its scheduled lighting ceremony with President Joe Biden.

Posted by: SMOD at November 28, 2023 09:38 PM (RovqD)

334 My mom put nothing but charcoal in my stocking one year.
I was crushed.
Posted by: nurse ratched'

When The Kid was little her mother had a huge fit she had to get The Kid some super expensive box-toy? Oh yeah it was a Furby. Maybe that was a different year. Huge drama. I did it and spent the money and then also supplied a very large cardboard box and a tree branch.

Guess which the 3-year-old played with more.

Posted by: Len Neal was a horrible spouse at November 28, 2023 09:42 PM (/BBNv)

335 Joe Biden taught Fran Tarkenton how to scramble but he was too busy with Viet Nam to teach him how to win.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 28, 2023 09:43 PM (fY84s)

336 A giant gust of wind reportedly toppled the U.S. National Christmas tree on Tuesday, just days before its scheduled lighting ceremony with President Joe Biden.
Posted by: SMOD
------
Nature's metaphor for the Biden Presidency.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2023 09:43 PM (XeU6L)

337 329 My mom put nothing but charcoal in my stocking one year.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2023 09:35 PM (SYlCh)

-----------

Anthracite or bituminous?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 28, 2023 09:43 PM (hiMh5)

338 Nature's metaphor for the Biden Presidency.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
-----

Nature abhors a vacuum.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2023 09:44 PM (XeU6L)

339 STU
SUTCLIFFE.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at November 28, 2023 09:45 PM (zdLoL)

340 329

In this day and age...If I got coal in MY stocking, I would process it into oil and sell it to the highest bidder.

CA-CHING!!!

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 28, 2023 09:45 PM (UsQA1)

341 My mom put nothing but charcoal in my stocking one year.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2023 09:35 PM (SYlCh)
Anthracite or bituminous?
Posted by: Cicero'

I agree, it does make a difference.

Posted by: Len Neal knows his carbons at November 28, 2023 09:45 PM (/BBNv)

342 Charcoal, you know, is made out of wood.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at November 28, 2023 09:45 PM (zdLoL)

343 >>>Huge volcanic eruption on Japan's Iwo Jima Island

https://tinyurl.com/2kcvmhr3
41 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck
---

This is happening under water in the northern parts of the ring of fire. It's why the Pacific waters are so warm.

Posted by: Braenyardiodo at November 28, 2023 09:45 PM (lEfwZ)

344 342 Charcoal, you know, is made out of wood.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at November 28, 2023 09:45 PM (zdLoL)

------------

Only in the bad neighborhoods.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 28, 2023 09:46 PM (hiMh5)

345 STU
SUTCLIFFE.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver'

I could'a been a contendah if it wasn't for that aneurysm and that photo chick and some other drug use stuff and

Posted by: Hamburg Scene in the early 1960s at November 28, 2023 09:47 PM (/BBNv)

346 329 My mom put nothing but charcoal in my stocking one year.

I was crushed.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2023 09:35 PM (SYlCh)

Shoulda made hotdogs.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2023 09:37 PM (6VKyY)

On December 6 one year Mom filled my shoes with candy but also left a bag of switches there. I always took it as "here's your candy, don't push your luck"

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 28, 2023 09:47 PM (8sMut)

347 Charcoal, you know, is made out of wood.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver'

The Paolo says, You know what else is made out of wood? No. it's not him. I can't match the Magyar confident sauvite.

Posted by: LenNeal gives up at November 28, 2023 09:49 PM (/BBNv)

348 I was crushed.
----
Like Ace and shelves!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 09:49 PM (krqg6)

349 Nature's metaphor for the Biden Presidency.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
-----

Nature abhors a vacuum.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2023 09:44 PM (XeU6L)

As does pet hair, dander, stray fibers, and crumbs.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 28, 2023 09:50 PM (4I/2K)

350 Nature's metaphor for the Biden Presidency.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
Nature abhors a vacuum.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.'

Hoover certainly got a bad rep.

Posted by: LenNeal at November 28, 2023 09:51 PM (/BBNv)

351 Charcoal, you know, is made out of wood.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver

Forget it - they're on a roll.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2023 09:52 PM (x7plP)

352 Charcoal, you know, is made out of wood.
-----------
A sketchy gift.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 09:52 PM (krqg6)

353 On December 6 one year Mom filled my shoes with candy but also left a bag of switches there. I always took it as "here's your candy, don't push your luck"
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33'

Shoes?! Luxury! We had to chase down cats, stomp them to death, skin them with our teeth, and wear their pelts in the snow inside paper bags so nobody knew how poor we really were.

Posted by: LenNeal at November 28, 2023 09:53 PM (/BBNv)

354 But you all know it used to be coal...

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 28, 2023 09:54 PM (UsQA1)

355 My mom put nothing but charcoal in my stocking one year.
Posted by: nurse ratched

You had a stocking?!

LUXURY!!

We had a foot covering made from stitched together worn out washclothes.

Not feet coverings, a foot covering!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2023 09:54 PM (x7plP)

356 Charcoal in a holiday stocking was a luxury! Our socks had holes in them and the Christmas coal fell thru into the fireplace.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 28, 2023 09:56 PM (fY84s)

357 Anthracite or bituminous?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 28, 2023 09:43 PM (hiMh5)

That reminds me of the time back when I was a young tad, and Mom had the idea that we could save some money if we burned coal in the fireplace instead of burning firewood. So she bundled up me and two sisters (it was the dead of winter) and drove us to the local, non-functional RR station. She told us to dig up any loose chunks of coal around the RR tracks and that she'd come back later to pick us up. About 3 hours later, back she came. We had about four bushel baskets of coal - Bituminous and anthracite - ready to go. The "idea" only lasted one year. Then, I'm sure, it was something else.

Posted by: mrp at November 28, 2023 09:56 PM (rj6Yv)

358 Ya all need to get on board with what happened when you were BAD!!!

Ya GOT COAL in yer stocking.

And afterwards...yer DAD pulled it out and used it to heat the house.

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 28, 2023 09:57 PM (UsQA1)

359 nurse ratched: My mom put nothing but charcoal in my stocking one year.
I was crushed.

You mean seriously? Cruel.

Always amazed how some of the best folks on here had the hardest origins.

❤️

Posted by: mindful webworker - my brothers' punching bag at November 28, 2023 09:57 PM (2he9d)

360 >>Not feet coverings, a foot covering!

Posted by: Tonypete
--

O we used to dream of having a foot covering..
would've been a palace to us

Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 28, 2023 09:57 PM (geLO8)

361 Y'all are silly.

I love you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2023 09:58 PM (9kaNj)

362

Meta 4 was one of those Star Trek planets.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 28, 2023 09:58 PM (63Dwl)

363
And afterwards...yer DAD pulled it out and used it to heat the house.

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House. Must have been nice.

When I was a kid dad set a hobo on fire next to our park bench. He called it the Yule Bum.

We only had heat once a year.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 28, 2023 09:59 PM (hiMh5)

364 Leafs 2 Panthers 1 Final SO

Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 28, 2023 09:59 PM (geLO8)

365 You had a stocking?!
LUXURY!!
We had a foot covering made from stitched together worn out washclothes.
Not feet coverings, a foot covering!
Posted by: Tonypete'

Two pasteboard tubs discarded in our neighbor's trash we had to share amongst 3 kids! We had to jump into it with one foot then balance while the other held onto it and our foot froze.
We learned how to do it from huddling by the neighbor's window while they watched Road Runner cartoons.

Posted by: LenNeal at November 28, 2023 10:00 PM (/BBNv)

366
And afterwards...yer DAD pulled it out and used it to heat the house.
Posted by: Nightwatch
---------------
" It’s a clinker! That blasted stupid furnace dadgummit! [He walks down a few stairs to the cellar and slips down the rest.] Damn skates! [Coughing.] Oh, for cripes sake, open up the damper will ya? Who the hell turned it all the way down? Again! Oh, blast it!
Ralphie (narrating): In the heat of battle, my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2023 10:02 PM (XeU6L)

367
House. Must have been nice.

When I was a kid dad set a hobo on fire next to our park bench. He called it the Yule Bum.

We only had heat once a year.
Posted by: Cicero'

Okay you got me, I busted out laughing. The Yule Bum.

Posted by: LenNeal at November 28, 2023 10:02 PM (/BBNv)

368 363

)_( Teh...teh...teh

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 28, 2023 10:02 PM (UsQA1)

369 Michigan’s Democrat Governor Whitmer Signs Legislation That Sets 100% ‘Clean Energy’ Standard for State by 2040
Posted by: SMOD at November 28, 2023 09:36 PM (RovqD)

I don't know where I'll be then but I won't smell too good, that's for sure.

Posted by: Javems at November 28, 2023 10:03 PM (8I4hW)

370 NOOD ONT
In case no one mentioned it.
https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=407201

Posted by: mindful webworker - slow witted at November 28, 2023 10:05 PM (2he9d)

371 282...I was trying to come up with what M. ever had done wrong. I got nothing.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2023 09:11 PM (x7plP)

She married DJT.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 28, 2023 10:09 PM (Rbu5d)

372 This was fun

Thank you all!!

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 28, 2023 10:09 PM (UsQA1)

373 In the OT King Ishbosheth allowed a hooker into his palace. Naturab was her name, if I remember correctly. She cleaned him out, lock stock and barrel. Took everything.

When asked by his queen what happened to the royal jewels, all Ishbosheth had to say was, "Naturab. Whore's a vacuum."

I'll be here all week.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 28, 2023 10:32 PM (hiMh5)

374 sock off

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 11:50 PM (krqg6)

375 In Article 1 section 8 of the Constitution the Congress is given the power to "Coin money". What does the term "Coin money" mean? It means to make physical money. Only congress may do this. It is not given to the executive branch to do any such thing. So Joe Biden can't legally force a Central Bank Digital Currency on us through an executive order. In addition, not even the Congress can do any such thing because a digital currency has no physical existence, and thus cannot be "Coined" as money.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe is not my president at November 29, 2023 04:47 AM (CecP5)

376 I constantly emailed thiѕ website post paցe to all my friends, because if like to read it then my friends will too.

Posted by: celebrate at December 02, 2023 08:49 AM (ES8q9)

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