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Baby It's Cold Outside Cafe

coldoutside.jpg
Banff, Alberta, Canada
by @swissclick_photography

We can now officially say "Christmas is coming." In fact, I can now post this song.

Psych!

Goonie-goo-hoo owl.

Modeling is the hardest job in the world.

Crow uses a bit of bread as bait to catch fish.

Poor little dog.

GAINZZZ.

Sinking a basket from the 300 foot line.



Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:30 PM




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1 first

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at November 27, 2023 07:27 PM (sMkAM)

2 Cafe

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 27, 2023 07:29 PM (8/yuI)

3 frosty

Posted by: lin-duh at November 27, 2023 07:30 PM (K2iv3)

4 I would totally ride that roller coaster. Yes I would.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 27, 2023 07:30 PM (PiwSw)

5 Is that a rolla coasta in Swizzy land or is that a sped up train ride?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 27, 2023 07:31 PM (XtkZj)

6 If that cow sliding down the hill had been a dog, it would have turned around to run up the hill and slide down again. Over and over again.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 27, 2023 07:31 PM (BpYfr)

7 The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee 1h
Hamas Awarded Nobel Peace Prize For Releasing A Few Of The Children They Kidnapped
buff.ly/3STxJxg

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 27, 2023 07:31 PM (krqg6)

8 My next-door neighbors still have their Halloween pumpkins out.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 27, 2023 07:31 PM (JrojV)

9 Underwater weight training looks... interesting....

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 27, 2023 07:31 PM (ou9hh)

10 The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee 1h
Hamas Awarded Nobel Peace Prize For Releasing A Few Of The Children They Kidnapped
buff.ly/3STxJxg
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 27, 2023 07:31 PM (krqg6)
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Posting tomorrow's headlines TODAY!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 27, 2023 07:32 PM (BpYfr)

11 That cow was expressing her anal glands.

A vet would charge 300 bucks for the same thing.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 27, 2023 07:32 PM (R/m4+)

12 …and the Sabres are on the board first

1-0

Posted by: browndog, who hates rhubarb pie at November 27, 2023 07:32 PM (TTAGa)

13 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 27, 2023 07:32 PM (T4tVD)

14 "Poor little dog."

Don't tempt me. I've always wanted a baby elephant.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 27, 2023 07:33 PM (NpAcC)

15 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at November 27, 2023 07:34 PM (fwDg9)

16 My cat Hexie was being adorable in the kitchen this evening, but you'll never get to know it because I didn't have my smartphone handy.

They seem to know when they can be adorable and get away with it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 27, 2023 07:35 PM (BpYfr)

17 11 That cow was expressing her anal glands.


Lenah Dunham was doing WHAT???

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 27, 2023 07:35 PM (JrojV)

18 Ezra Levant 🍁🚛 @ezralevant
The BBC's @AnisaKadri attended London's march against antisemitism in a very strange way: with hidden cameras, no visible BBC identification, and a bodyguard.

Kadri was secretly filming the Jews for her reports and was very upset when I identified her.

https://tinyurl.com/yc4rsdzv
54 seconds
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Ezra Levant 🍁🚛 @ezralevant
Why is the BBC so sneaky?

They came to the Jewish march undercover.

They demand everyone else answer questions but won't answer a question themselves. Their bodyguard interfered with my journalism.

The BBC are antisemitic cowards.

Just like their friends, Hamas.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 27, 2023 07:36 PM (krqg6)

19 Damn crows are smart.

Damn, crows are smart.

Works either way.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 27, 2023 07:37 PM (XtkZj)

20 Howdy y'all!

Beautiful sunset. I kinda already missed it because the sun sets at 420.

Days getting shorter for another month.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 27, 2023 07:37 PM (cPLO/)

21 Beautiful sunset. I kinda already missed it because the sun sets at 420.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 27, 2023 07:37 PM (cPLO/

Puff puff pass.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 27, 2023 07:38 PM (XtkZj)

22 When Johnny Mathis sang about a "marshmallow world," I thought he was singing about other men's butts...

Now I know he was just Banffing in Alberta.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 27, 2023 07:39 PM (QBaJw)

23 22 Johnny Mathis was gay?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 27, 2023 07:40 PM (JrojV)

24 Oh, no! Jack Cassidy is going to kill Adam-12's Martin Milner on Columbo!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 27, 2023 07:41 PM (krqg6)

25 A friendly reminder that it is 'legal' to steal up to $950 in California.
Filed under: GaVIN NewSOM IS nOT rUnNIng For PresideNt...

Gavin Newsom deploys CHP across California to crack down on organized retail crime
https://tinyurl.com/sbbsjara
In a bid to curb retail theft, California Gov. Gavin Newsom announced that he is deploying the California Highway Patrol in “key retail districts” across the state this holiday shopping season.
Newsom’s office added that the CHP’s Organized Retail Crime Prevention Task Force is out to crack down this season “through proactive and confidential law enforcement operations.”
“When criminals run out of stores with stolen goods, they need to be arrested and escorted directly into jail cells. Leveraging hundreds of millions of dollars in law enforcement investments, the California Highway Patrol — working with allied agencies — is increasing enforcement efforts and conducting and supporting covert and confidential takedowns to stop these criminals in their tracks during the holiday season, and year-round" Newsom said.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 27, 2023 07:41 PM (9aVck)

26 I love Banff. And the Canadian Rockies in general. One of the most beautiful places on Earth.

Posted by: E. A. Blair at November 27, 2023 07:41 PM (Hn4wU)

27 At hospital's request, we had our week-old daughter do a photoshoot for the birthing center. we figured it would give us leverage, in later years.

Posted by: goatexchange at November 27, 2023 07:42 PM (hyS0X)

28 TheBee is not too far off, since they gave father of terrorism - Arafat, Nobel for that very thing.

Posted by: runner at November 27, 2023 07:43 PM (V13WU)

29 23 22 Johnny Mathis was gay?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 27, 2023 07:40 PM (JrojV

Than a 3 dollar bill

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 27, 2023 07:44 PM (XtkZj)

30 Banff is indeed beautiful. Lake Louise in the early 80s was spectacular. My mom and dad took us there and we stayed at the Fairmont Hotel. It looks like a castle. I don't even know if it's still there or not.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 27, 2023 07:44 PM (cPLO/)

31 “When criminals run out of stores with stolen goods, they need to be arrested and escorted directly into jail cells. Leveraging hundreds of millions of dollars in law enforcement investments, the California Highway Patrol — working with allied agencies — is increasing enforcement efforts and conducting and supporting covert and confidential takedowns to stop these criminals in their tracks during the holiday season, and year-round" Newsom said.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 27, 2023 07:41 PM (9aVck)
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Something tells me they'll be back on the streets on January 2.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 27, 2023 07:45 PM (BpYfr)

32 Hmm. Jack Cassidy just pronounced 'sleuth' as slooth like smooth and not as sluth. Interesting.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 27, 2023 07:45 PM (krqg6)

33 Funny how right before elections start, politicians start making squeaky noises.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 27, 2023 07:46 PM (XtkZj)

34
Johnny Mathis was gay?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 27, 2023 07:40 PM (JrojV)

My mom told me she was so disappointed when she found out.

Posted by: Drive by at November 27, 2023 07:46 PM (IYUIU)

35 Watching a replay of the final F1 race in the season. The Sky Sports (via ESPN) crew was changed up. They added a couple of ladies and they are absolutely annoying. I watch a lot of racing and female announcers, overall, are pretty good. Leave it to the Brits to get the worst sounding broads in the UK. Couldn't they have found some cute Scottish girls with those delightful accents?

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 27, 2023 07:46 PM (sAmhv)

36 Fun 1st period, end to end action, goalies standing on their heads …

Posted by: browndog, who hates rhubarb pie at November 27, 2023 07:46 PM (TTAGa)

37 32 Was he using it as a noun or a verb? Because the pronunciation you cite would make sense if he was using it as a verb.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 27, 2023 07:47 PM (JrojV)

38 Oh, no! Jack Cassidy is going to kill Adam-12's Martin Milner on Columbo!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 27, 2023 07:41 PM (krqg6)

One of his three stints as the villain. Equaled (I think) by Robert Culp, and only exceeded by Peter Falk's good friend, Patrick McGoohan.

Posted by: HTL at November 27, 2023 07:48 PM (RAGWM)

39 goalies standing on their heads
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Is that a new rule?? I haven't watched an NHL game in about ten years.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 27, 2023 07:48 PM (krqg6)

40 36 When’s the fight?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 27, 2023 07:49 PM (JrojV)

41 Was he using it as a noun or a verb?
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No, the noun version. I wonder if an Englishism?

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 27, 2023 07:49 PM (krqg6)

42 I got to attend my first hockey game this month.

Not my favorite sport but fun to watch in a crowd of beer drinkers

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 27, 2023 07:49 PM (XtkZj)

43 One of his three stints as the villain. Equaled (I think) by Robert Culp, and only exceeded by Peter Falk's good friend, Patrick McGoohan.
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Yep.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 27, 2023 07:50 PM (krqg6)

44 I wait all year for the Waitresses. Bliss.

Posted by: goatexchange at November 27, 2023 07:51 PM (hyS0X)

45 41 Someday, the Brits will learn how to speak English.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 27, 2023 07:51 PM (JrojV)

46 Liberace was gay? He is drowning in women...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 27, 2023 07:51 PM (ZV+pB)

47 46 Liberace was gay? He is drowning in women...
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 27, 2023 07:51 PM (ZV+pB)

I've got my suspicions about George Michael too.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 27, 2023 07:52 PM (XtkZj)

48 22 Johnny Mathis was gay?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 27, 2023 07:40 PM (JrojV)

Yup....but see he has class. He doesn't run around hollering about being a sodomite and trying to run it up in everybody and assaulting people with his sexual proclivities.

He is a very private person and a great singer and always has been first class.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 27, 2023 07:52 PM (R/m4+)

49 35 Watching a replay of the final F1 race in the season. The Sky Sports (via ESPN) crew was changed up. They added a couple of ladies and they are absolutely annoying. I watch a lot of racing and female announcers, overall, are pretty good. Leave it to the Brits to get the worst sounding broads in the UK. Couldn't they have found some cute Scottish girls with those delightful accents?
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 27, 2023 07:46 PM (sAmhv)

Claire B Lang makes me want to drive into a wall at 140.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 27, 2023 07:52 PM (lwOKI)

50 Didn't see that one coming.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 27, 2023 07:53 PM (9kQYH)

51 Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 27, 2023 07:41 PM (9aVck)

Yeah, you will see the CHP in RICH areas of town, making sure that Gucci bag does not get stolen....

Won't see them in the burbs, where most of us live.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 27, 2023 07:53 PM (xaFKb)

52 I've got my suspicions about George Michael too.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 27, 2023 07:52 PM (XtkZj)

Now do Barry Manilow

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 27, 2023 07:53 PM (lwOKI)

53 Freddie Mercury

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 27, 2023 07:54 PM (9kQYH)

54 Elton.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 27, 2023 07:54 PM (JrojV)

55 Johnny Mathis was gay?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 27, 2023 07:40 PM (JrojV

Than a 3 dollar bill
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 27, 2023 07:44 PM (XtkZj)

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Posted by: BurtTC at November 27, 2023 07:54 PM (QBaJw)

56 Nurse, I saw this "Otters in Space" dress and thought of you:

https://tinyurl.com/2b9v5dcb

Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 27, 2023 07:54 PM (y6e+h)

57 I'm trying to watch hockey because I need a sport for when football ends

I can't see any method to it

Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 27, 2023 07:55 PM (geLO8)

58 None of the the Cartwright boys were gay but luckily Hopsing was.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 27, 2023 07:55 PM (lwOKI)

59 55 Nah, this Pope wouldn’t dare to defile Gaia like that.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 27, 2023 07:55 PM (JrojV)

60 Rob Halford

Posted by: Drive by at November 27, 2023 07:56 PM (MNhXM)

61 >Johnny Mathis was gay?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


most people are gay
it's very big right now

Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 27, 2023 07:56 PM (geLO8)

62 Yup....but see he has class. He doesn't run around hollering about being a sodomite and trying to run it up in everybody and assaulting people with his sexual proclivities.

He is a very private person and a great singer and always has been first class.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 27, 2023 07:52 PM (R/m4+)

Bigger surprise for me was learning Dean Martin was NOT a drunk.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 27, 2023 07:56 PM (QBaJw)

63 Liberace was gay? He is drowning in women...
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 27, 2023 07:51 PM (ZV+pB)

Mr. Sandman (yes) bring us a dream
Give him a pair of eyes with a "come-hither" gleam
Give him a lonely heart like Pagliacci
And lots of wavy hair like Liberace...

Posted by: The Chordettes at November 27, 2023 07:56 PM (R/m4+)

64 56 Nurse, I saw this "Otters in Space" dress and thought of you:

https://tinyurl.com/2b9v5dcb
Posted by: All Hail Eris


Ha! That's awesome!

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 27, 2023 07:57 PM (9kQYH)

65 Omitting his murder but...
ArchaeoHistories @histories_arch 6h
The 5300 years old shoes of Ötzi, the "Iceman".

Ötzi's body was discovered in 1991 in a European glacier, on the Austria-Italy border. he was wearing a pair of leather shoes that dated roughly back 5300 years.

Ötzi's shoes were made up of several layers. The inner shoe consists of string netting made from lime tree bast. Dry grass was stuffed under the netting for insulation. The outer shoe was made from deer hide and was stitched onto the sole like the netting. The sole was made of bearskin and worn with the fur on the inside. The shoe was tied onto the foot with bast string.

Experiments with reconstructed shoes have shown that they are warm and comfortable even on long treks. Although they are enough warm they provide little protection from the wet, so presumably the wet grass was simply replaced from time to time.
https://tinyurl.com/4xnbwj84

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 27, 2023 07:57 PM (krqg6)

66 #65 reply:

TheOldestThing @ThingOldest Nov 21
The oldest shoes currently discovered are sandals made from sagebrush bark recovered from a cave in Oregon. The sandals have been dated to 9,000 years ago (~7,000 BCE) making them the oldest footwear recovered. The sandal style is known as Fort Rock style, since they were first discovered there and is distinct from other variants of sandal being flat, closed toed and have a twined sole. Interestingly, they don't look much different from some sandals available today, Humans use of shoes is thought to have occurred much earlier than 9,000 years ago, with some researchers suggesting it began around 40,000 years ago.
At this time: Neolithic culture was established in Asia and was spreading throughout the world. However, most people including north and western Europe, as well as America still lived in scattered Paleolithic hunter-gatherer communities. The islands of Great Britain and Ireland were severed from continental Europe by rising sea water and the world human population was about 10 million.
https://tinyurl.com/2p93jv7
photo

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 27, 2023 07:58 PM (krqg6)

67 49 35 Watching a replay of the final F1 race in the season. The Sky Sports (via ESPN) crew was changed up. They added a couple of ladies and they are absolutely annoying. I watch a lot of racing and female announcers, overall, are pretty good. Leave it to the Brits to get the worst sounding broads in the UK. Couldn't they have found some cute Scottish girls with those delightful accents?
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 27, 2023 07:46 PM (sAmhv)

Claire B Lang makes me want to drive into a wall at 140.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 27, 2023 07:52 PM (lwOKI)

They do the same thing for Premier League games.

The women do not have the correct vocal register to call games, they’re always too shrill.

Posted by: browndog, who hates rhubarb pie at November 27, 2023 07:58 PM (TTAGa)

68 most people are gay
it's very big right now
Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 27, 2023 07:56 PM (geLO

My parents were gay. I just know it.

Had a bunch of kids, raised them, and spent over 50 years together, just to hide the fact.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 27, 2023 07:59 PM (QBaJw)

69 Otzi could never have taken Kennewick Man.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 27, 2023 08:00 PM (JrojV)

70 The 5300 years old shoes of Ötzi, the "Iceman".

I saw Otzi with Black Sabretooth at the Care in 3039 BCE.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 27, 2023 08:00 PM (lwOKI)

71 58 None of the the Cartwright boys were gay but luckily Hopsing was.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 27, 2023 07:55 PM (lwOKI)

How do you think he got his name?

Posted by: Rimshot, please at November 27, 2023 08:01 PM (PiwSw)

72 I'm a lesbian.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 27, 2023 08:01 PM (XtkZj)

73 >>The women do not have the correct vocal register to call games, they’re always too shrill.

Right there, officer. That's when the fight started.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2023 08:01 PM (ZLI7S)

74 I can't see any method to it
Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 27, 2023 07:55 PM (geLO

Time to bring back Peter Puck so as to fill in the gaps in your hockey knowledge…

Posted by: browndog, who hates rhubarb pie at November 27, 2023 08:01 PM (TTAGa)

75 Get up Bessie. You'll freeze your teats off doing that.

Now it's a boob thread.

Posted by: DaveA at November 27, 2023 08:01 PM (FhXTo)

76 I ain't getting nekkid in front of anybody who has a meat cleaver.

Posted by: Drive by at November 27, 2023 08:02 PM (MNhXM)

77 Had a bunch of kids, raised them, and spent over 50 years together, just to hide the fact.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 27, 2023 07:59 PM (QBaJw)

It's called a "beard". I had to explain the meaning of that term to a 20 something year old to much hilarity at a watering hole one night.

She just could not believe it.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 27, 2023 08:03 PM (R/m4+)

78 46 Liberace was gay? He is drowning in women...
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And perjured himself in a libel trial against a UK newspaper [Daily Mail?? Mirror??] over a concert review that made him seem gay!

Don't feel like net searching it.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 27, 2023 08:03 PM (krqg6)

79 TheOldestThing @ThingOldest Nov 21
The oldest shoes currently discovered are sandals made from sagebrush bark recovered from a cave in Oregon. The sandals have been dated to 9,000 years ago (~7,000 BCE) making them the oldest footwear recovered. ...
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 27, 2023 07:58 PM (krqg6)

Lemme guess, someone else on some other continent was found wearing shoes, and that's proof they got the tech from ANCIENT ALIENS!!!

Posted by: BurtTC at November 27, 2023 08:04 PM (QBaJw)

80 The problem with women announcers is that they really want to talk about matching outfits, which player is dating with influencer and shopping.

They hide that behind trying to talk like dudes talk and it just doesn't work. You can hear the disappointment that they can't mention shoes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 27, 2023 08:04 PM (XtkZj)

81 76 I ain't getting nekkid in front of anybody who has a meat cleaver.
Posted by: Drive by


Love is Love!

Posted by: Paul Pelosi at November 27, 2023 08:04 PM (sAmhv)

82 I have been to Bumff. Guarantee you that water is colder than the shady side of a witch's left tit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 27, 2023 08:04 PM (uMIm5)

83 >>I'm trying to watch hockey because I need a sport for when football ends

>>I can't see any method to it

There's quite a bit.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2023 08:04 PM (ZLI7S)

84 It say Gun Free Zone.

Roosevelt was just Free Shopping.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 27, 2023 08:05 PM (lwOKI)

85 the sox was sposed to say Roosevelt sis

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 27, 2023 08:05 PM (lwOKI)

86 Why did they get rid of the highlighted puck ?

Posted by: Drive by at November 27, 2023 08:06 PM (MNhXM)

87

I'm a woman, last time i checked, lol. I HATE women sports announcers!

Posted by: four seasons at November 27, 2023 08:06 PM (ichPI)

88 >>Why did they get rid of the highlighted puck ?

Because it was annoying as hell.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2023 08:07 PM (ZLI7S)

89 42 I got to attend my first hockey game this month.

Not my favorite sport but fun to watch in a crowd of beer drinkers

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 27, 2023 07:49 PM (XtkZj)
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It's the ONLY N. American sport.

Posted by: Ciampino - PUCKer up at November 27, 2023 08:07 PM (qfLjt)

90 And the Dutch went for wooden clogs. I'm sure there was a reason .

Posted by: Drive by at November 27, 2023 08:07 PM (MNhXM)

91 I would watch football if Erin was naked facing away and I could watch her has for 4 hours.

about 15 years ago

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 27, 2023 08:08 PM (lwOKI)

92 I'm a lesbian.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 27, 2023 08:01 PM (XtkZj)

Yes, that's it. My dad identified as a woman, and my mother... also identified as a woman.

Gay.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 27, 2023 08:08 PM (QBaJw)

93 I love Banff. And the Canadian Rockies in general. One of the most beautiful places on Earth.
Posted by: E. A. Blair at November 27, 2023 07:41 PM (Hn4wU)

But shoot one fucking buffalo, and they throw your ass in jail.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 27, 2023 08:08 PM (uMIm5)

94 90 And the Dutch went for wooden clogs. I'm sure there was a reason .
Posted by: Drive by at November 27, 2023 08:07 PM (MNhXM)

sabotage

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 27, 2023 08:08 PM (lwOKI)

95 And Ötzi's body was discovered after the glacier atop him 'melted' back to where it was the 5,300 years ago.

I blame bison herd farts.

[I think they use wax and wane for glaciers but whatever.]

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 27, 2023 08:09 PM (krqg6)

96 But shoot one fucking buffalo, and they throw your ass in jail.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 27, 2023 08:08 PM (uMIm5)

no do goat fuckn

Posted by: Omar the gott fukr at November 27, 2023 08:10 PM (lwOKI)

97 Hash check.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(z5vMw) at November 27, 2023 08:11 PM (tT6L1)

98 Check hash II.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at November 27, 2023 08:12 PM (tT6L1)

99 Don't smoke Hash. It leads to communism.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 27, 2023 08:13 PM (XtkZj)

100 Watching the MotoGP replay; Thankfully, the MotoGP race this past weekend had its normal announcer lineup. Valencia is the third largest city in Italy. I did not know that.

Posted by: Paul Pelosi at November 27, 2023 08:14 PM (sAmhv)

101 Speaking of the Red Blight, the Daily Mail has an article front and center about Xi's United Front program and how much he's infiltrated this country.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 27, 2023 08:14 PM (XtkZj)

102 off sock

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 27, 2023 08:16 PM (sAmhv)

103 It's the ONLY N. American sport.
Posted by: Ciampino - PUCKer up at November 27, 2023 08:07 PM (qfLjt)

Lacrosse says "Hello".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 27, 2023 08:16 PM (uMIm5)

104 Serendipity!

Archaeo - Histories @archeohistories 12h
Switzerland’s High Cow Culture :
"If Switzerland had to choose a national animal, the cow would be a strong contender", says Jacqueline Perifanakis. Unlike other countries, Switzerland doesn't officially have a national animal. But if it did, the cow would have to go up against the marmot, the ibex and the St Bernard, as one of the 'big four' featured by the Swiss National Museum Zurich in its 2018 exhibition 'Swiss Bestiary'. In a survey of visitors to the exhibition, the cow came in second. "It’s probably partly because dogs are popular pets and the St Bernard is a breed that originated in Switzerland", adds Perifanakis, who curated the exhibition. "For many Swiss, the sight of a cow evokes a feeling of belonging which is rooted in our history. The cow has historical significance that goes back to the founding of the Swiss Confederation in 1291. In 1386, during the Battle of Sempach, the cow symbolised our fight against the Habsburg lion."

Rest of the thread here:
https://tinyurl.com/y7ftbs7b

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 27, 2023 08:16 PM (krqg6)

105 Lacrosse says "Hello".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 27, 2023 08:16 PM (uMIm5

Liberace loved lacrosse.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 27, 2023 08:17 PM (XtkZj)

106 They hide that behind trying to talk like dudes talk and it just doesn't work. You can hear the disappointment that they can't mention shoes.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 27, 2023 08:04 PM (XtkZj)
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Neither of those ideas really work for me.

Yoo-hoo, CBD, how are things with you and your favorite team? I really make listening to the Yankees a marvelous experience, don't I?

Posted by: Suzyn Waldman at November 27, 2023 08:17 PM (tT6L1)

107 82 I have been to Bumff. Guarantee you that water is colder than the shady side of a witch's left tit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 27, 2023 08:04 PM (uMIm5)

When Ace posts the pics of Switzerland I go to google earth street view and look around, I did the same for Banff. It's so pretty too and much closer than Switzerland. I'd love to visit I did start searching train trips through the Alps. I really want to do that.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 27, 2023 08:17 PM (l3Uxg)

108 I give you the nuanced sport of.... cricket. Slow enough to encourage drinking, yet oddball enough to encourage endless debate. Australia just won the Cricket World Cup, upsetting host (and undefeated in the prelims) India. Cricket is also smart enough to have FOUR international formats, which means they can have a "world cup"... every year. Beat THAT!

Posted by: goatexchange at November 27, 2023 08:17 PM (hyS0X)

109 Don't smoke Hash. It leads to communism.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 27, 2023 08:13 PM (XtkZj)

I smoked hash once. The guy I smoked with is dead now.

So, there you go.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 27, 2023 08:17 PM (QBaJw)

110 Way late better get to bed
Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at November 27, 2023 08:17 PM (fwDg9)

111 90 And the Dutch went for wooden clogs. I'm sure there was a reason .

Posted by: Drive by at November 27, 2023 08:07 PM (MNhXM)
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Considering the Nederlands were flooded, wooden clogs float like witches you know.

Posted by: Ciampino - Is that a mole on your nose? at November 27, 2023 08:20 PM (qfLjt)

112
Rest of the thread here:
https://tinyurl.com/y7ftbs7b
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 27, 2023 08:16 PM (krqg6)

That answers a question in my head, what do they graze on all of those hills? So I guess they run a lot of cattle because all that grass will get out of hand if you don't have something grazing I would guess.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 27, 2023 08:20 PM (l3Uxg)

113 off sox

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 27, 2023 08:20 PM (lwOKI)

114 Jai Lai is a ridiculous sport.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 27, 2023 08:20 PM (XtkZj)

115 Alex Soros @AlexanderSoros
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Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 27, 2023 08:21 PM (krqg6)

116 >>I'd love to visit I did start searching train trips through the Alps. I really want to do that.

I did this one. The view was incredible.

https://tinyurl.com/52pz6ujy

Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2023 08:21 PM (ZLI7S)

117
I smoked hash once. The guy I smoked with is dead now.

So, there you go.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 27, 2023 08:17 PM (QBaJw

Proving my point, don't smoke with dead people.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 27, 2023 08:21 PM (XtkZj)

118 I notice we don't feature any of the notorious Swiss ghettos and no-go-zones.

Posted by: Serial Offender at November 27, 2023 08:23 PM (83IzV)

119 It's colder than Hillary Clinton's sex life outside.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 27, 2023 08:23 PM (XtkZj)

120 I attended a couple of cricket tournaments in the UK. Nothing major. One was local, near the base I was stationed at. The other I just kind of wandered to in Wales. The local one, I was several pints in to getting really drunk so that one is a bit of a haze. The one I watched in Wales, I was sober, more or less, and well, I didn't get it. There is a flow to it, and it has its own lingo. If I had put some effort into it, I could probably figure it out. The locals tried to help, bless there little Welsh hearts. They were many pints into the game.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 27, 2023 08:24 PM (sAmhv)

121 As far as Christmas light displays go, I prefer this one:
https://youtu.be/T251RWqN4tk

Posted by: Caiwyn at November 27, 2023 08:25 PM (Bmy9A)

122 Sabres suck. 😀

Posted by: Marcus T at November 27, 2023 08:26 PM (vRAKD)

123 Proving my point, don't smoke with dead people.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 27, 2023 08:21 PM (XtkZj)

On the other hand, you could probably bogart that doobage more thoroughly.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 27, 2023 08:26 PM (QBaJw)

124 One thing about cows and St. Bernards. They both drool a lot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 27, 2023 08:26 PM (uMIm5)

125 yeah that guy's gonna need a new knee

Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 27, 2023 08:27 PM (geLO8)

126 Puddle - you have grasped the essence, sure enough. Any sport that actually serves refreshments to the players... ON THE FIELD, can't be bad. I first saw a match in Melbourne, and then had a tour in the Carib, where the locals took it to a while new level.

Cricket is a party with a sport on the side.

Posted by: goatexchange at November 27, 2023 08:27 PM (hyS0X)

127 That is definitely NOT a crow using the bread to catch fish. Could be a type of kingfisher, but I'm not sure. But it sure as shootin' isn't a crow.

Posted by: GWB at November 27, 2023 08:28 PM (HMvgH)

128 108 I give you the nuanced sport of.... cricket. Slow enough to encourage drinking, yet oddball enough to encourage endless debate. Australia just won the Cricket World Cup, upsetting host (and undefeated in the prelims) India. Cricket is also smart enough to have FOUR international formats, which means they can have a "world cup"... every year. Beat THAT!

Posted by: goatexchange at November 27, 2023 08:17 PM (hyS0X)
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One-day limited overs is fun to watch. Three-day matches very boring unless with a redhead that is 'friendly'!

Posted by: Ciampino - Howzat? at November 27, 2023 08:29 PM (qfLjt)

129 Oh, no! Jack Cassidy didn't know about the female witness [a widow!] that saw Martin Milner in Jack's car, knowing Martin wasn't killed in his office!

LOL. It is 1971 but she just wants $15,000 to shut up!!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 27, 2023 08:29 PM (krqg6)

130 >>Cricket is a party with a sport on the side.

When India is playing Pakistan both countries essentially shut down.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2023 08:30 PM (ZLI7S)

131 Was looking up Unforgiven, it was nominated for an number of Oscars and Won Best Picture, Director and Supporting Actor.

Clint was nominated for best actor but lost out to Al Pacino.

I was interested to know if anyone had ever one best Picture, Director and Actor before, couldn't find the answer.

Oh and by they way, the actors up for Best Actor that year were, Clint, Downey, Denzel, Pacino and Stephen Rhea.

That's quite a year.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 27, 2023 08:33 PM (XV/Pl)

132 122 Sabres suck. 😀
Posted by: Marcus T at November 27, 2023 08:26 PM (vRAKD)

Trolling Marcus???

You’re doing it wrong, needs more invective…

😜

Posted by: browndog, who hates rhubarb pie at November 27, 2023 08:34 PM (TTAGa)

133 so can defense-men go downfield or do they stay back closer to the goal

Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 27, 2023 08:34 PM (geLO8)

134 Three-day matches very boring unless with a redhead that is 'friendly'!
Posted by: Ciampino - Howzat? at November 27, 2023 08:29 PM

You must have a wicked googly.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 27, 2023 08:35 PM (a3Q+t)

135 Since someone mentioned the pro-Pali-protests and others mentioned sports...
Some Maori went to Oz. They went to a pro-Israel march. Some pro-Palis showed up and counter-protested.
Maoris did a haka and made them run away.

FrankinNZ, you can be proud of those fellas.

Posted by: GWB at November 27, 2023 08:36 PM (HMvgH)

136 The problem with women announcers is that they really want to talk about matching outfits, which player is dating with influencer and shopping.

They hide that behind trying to talk like dudes talk and it just doesn't work. You can hear the disappointment that they can't mention shoes.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 27, 2023 08:04 PM (XtkZj)

Of course they can, they just need to do it right.

"Here's the handoff and Lebronsky breaks through the line just like my cousin Lettie does the first day of the annual shoe sale at Hopkins Department store. The defenders just can't get a grip the way he's slanging those arms like the time two of the Rotary club ladies arrived in the same outfit....."

Posted by: Oldcat at November 27, 2023 08:37 PM (eoQWY)

137 so can defense-men go downfield or do they stay back closer to the goal
Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 27, 2023 08:34 PM (geLO

They can go into the opponent's zone, pretty sure. Usually hang back a bit to receive a pass from a forward who is getting pressed by the opponent's defense, and has to dump the puck.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 27, 2023 08:37 PM (uMIm5)

138 I recall trying to explain baseball to the German Army officer I was a duty driver for during Reforger '90. I finally gave up and said, you learn just by playing the game.

he said, oh, so like cricket.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at November 27, 2023 08:37 PM (T/Lqj)

139 This game is rapidly killing my buzz from the weekend games.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2023 08:37 PM (ZLI7S)

140 so can defense-men go downfield or do they stay back closer to the goal
Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 27, 2023 08:34 PM (geLO

for god's sake don't ask about 'icing the puck'

Posted by: Oldcat at November 27, 2023 08:38 PM (eoQWY)

141 Oh, no! Jack Cassidy didn't know about the female witness [a widow!] that saw Martin Milner in Jack's car, knowing Martin wasn't killed in his office!

LOL. It is 1971 but she just wants $15,000 to shut up!!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 27, 2023 08:29 PM (krqg6)

Interesting fact: that actress actually was murdered in real life, and the crime was never solved. Jack Cassidy was probably not involved, though. Come to think of it, neither was Peter Falk, or the crime would never have gone unsolved.

Posted by: HTL at November 27, 2023 08:38 PM (RAGWM)

142 I watched some of a cricket game while on a rugby tour of the UK. As best as I could tell, the umpires main function was to serve as a human coat rack for players to drape their sweaters over their shoulders.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 27, 2023 08:38 PM (a3Q+t)

143 133 so can defense-men go downfield or do they stay back closer to the goal
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Yes, downfield like the five guys in a basketball squad go into the opponent's zone.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 27, 2023 08:38 PM (krqg6)

144 We can now officially say "Christmas is coming."

Ace, Thank You for your post-Thanksgiving restraint …

May the Jolly Elf bless you with pre-assembled, wall affixed shelves til the end of your days …

Posted by: Adriane the Holiday Makes for Delicious Leftover Critic . . . at November 27, 2023 08:38 PM (4Winp)

145 Sabres score late in 2nd…

2-0 to the boys in Blue and Gold

Posted by: browndog, who hates rhubarb pie at November 27, 2023 08:39 PM (TTAGa)

146 I notice we don't feature any of the notorious Swiss ghettos and no-go-zones.
Posted by: Serial Offender at November 27, 2023 08:23 PM (83IzV)

Why do you think the cheese has holes? Gunfire.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 27, 2023 08:40 PM (eoQWY)

147 24 Oh, no! Jack Cassidy is going to kill Adam-12's Martin Milner on Columbo!
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 27, 2023 07:41 PM (krqg6)

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Was it your turn again this week, Jack? Shit, I need a calendar.

Posted by: Patrick McGoohan at November 27, 2023 08:40 PM (wzAuc)

148 "In the crease" has a different meaning when Trigglypuff is the context, rather than hockey.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 27, 2023 08:41 PM (a3Q+t)

149 139 This game is rapidly killing my buzz from the weekend games.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2023 08:37 PM (ZLI7S)

Imagine my trepidation coming into the game after the Devils embarrassed us last game.

Still, there’s a period to go…

Not getting to far over my skis at the moment.

Posted by: browndog, who hates rhubarb pie at November 27, 2023 08:41 PM (TTAGa)

150 for god's sake don't ask about 'icing the puck'
Posted by: Oldcat at November 27, 2023 08:38 PM (eoQWY)

"Icing" is pretty simple. It just means shooting the puck down the ice with no player there to receive the pass. But icing should not be called if it is a credible shot on goal.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 27, 2023 08:41 PM (uMIm5)

151 Interesting fact: that actress actually was murdered in real life, and the crime was never solved. Jack Cassidy was probably not involved, though. Come to think of it, neither was Peter Falk, or the crime would never have gone unsolved.
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No spoilers! I haven't checked out the IMDB trivia and goofs yet, HTL!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 27, 2023 08:41 PM (krqg6)

152 "In the crease" has a different meaning when Trigglypuff is the context, rather than hockey.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Damnit. I just ate. Why do you hateme so, Duncanthrax.

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 27, 2023 08:42 PM (3CCua)

153
Jack Cassidy made a damn good murderer. 3 timer on Columbo, along with Robert Culp, both all the '70s. McGoohan holds the record, 4 timer, two in the '70s and two in the '90s.

Had Jack Cassidy lived, I bet he would've tied McGoohan.

Nobody could play a smarmy, egomaniacal dandy type like Cassidy.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 27, 2023 08:43 PM (Mzdiz)

154 31 “When criminals run out of stores with stolen goods, they need to be arrested and escorted directly into jail cells. Leveraging hundreds of millions of dollars in law enforcement investments, the California Highway Patrol — working with allied agencies — is increasing enforcement efforts and conducting and supporting covert and confidential takedowns to stop these criminals in their tracks during the holiday season, and year-round" Newsom said.

You can tell the media is a totally owned subsidiary of the Uniparty when lifetime limousine leftist Newsome, the flipping governor of Commiefornia, thinks he can run as a strict law and order candidate. And get away with it.

Posted by: Azjaeger at November 27, 2023 08:44 PM (3/XaG)

155 Interesting fact: that actress actually was murdered in real life, and the crime was never solved. Jack Cassidy was probably not involved, though. Come to think of it, neither was Peter Falk, or the crime would never have gone unsolved.
Posted by: HTL at November 27, 2023 08:38 PM (RAGWM)

Where were Robert Wagner and Christopher Walken at that time?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at November 27, 2023 08:44 PM (T/Lqj)

156 No spoilers!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 27, 2023 08:41 PM (krqg6)

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Spoilers? Columbo?

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 27, 2023 08:44 PM (wzAuc)

157 >Nobody could play a smarmy, egomaniacal dandy type like Cassidy.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
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Clint Eastwood killed him in The Eiger Sanction
drove him way out in the desert and left him there

Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 27, 2023 08:44 PM (geLO8)

158 >>Imagine my trepidation coming into the game after the Devils embarrassed us last game.

>>Still, there’s a period to go…

>>Not getting to far over my skis at the moment.

I was worried about a letdown after the Bruins game. I was had 2nd Thanksgiving at my nephew's place and we watched the game before dinner. He's a big Boston sports fan, I was raised properly.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2023 08:45 PM (ZLI7S)

159
I smoked hash once. The guy I smoked with is dead now.
So, there you go.
Posted by: BurtTC

Was he grateful?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 27, 2023 08:46 PM (63Dwl)

160 So.
NATO to accept Ukraine.

Dumb. Dumb. Dumb.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 27, 2023 08:47 PM (uSHSS)

161 154 31 “When criminals run out of stores with stolen goods, they need to be arrested and escorted directly into jail cells. Leveraging hundreds of millions of dollars in law enforcement investments, the California Highway Patrol — working with allied agencies — is increasing enforcement efforts and conducting and supporting covert and confidential takedowns to stop these criminals in their tracks during the holiday season, and year-round" Newsom said.
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Whoop. Newsom had it right but he kept on talking.
"...stop these criminals in their tracks..." There's the answer.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 27, 2023 08:48 PM (2SU7d)

162 “When criminals run out of stores with stolen goods, they need to be arrested and escorted directly into jail cells."
--which the current police force doesn't do
"Leveraging hundreds of millions of dollars in law enforcement investments, "
-- you spelled 'wasting' wrong
"the California Highway Patrol — working with allied agencies — is increasing enforcement efforts and conducting and supporting covert and confidential takedowns to stop these criminals in their tracks during the holiday season, and year-round" Newsom said."
--So the one force that neither has any training or local knowledge is going to do a great job!

Posted by: Azjaeger at November 27, 2023 08:44 PM (3/XaG)

Fisked the quote by the gubnor.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 27, 2023 08:49 PM (eoQWY)

163 120 I attended a couple of cricket tournaments in the UK. Nothing major. One was local, near the base I was stationed at. The other I just kind of wandered to in Wales.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 27, 2023 08:24 PM (sAmhv)
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Now imagine one of those Welshmen at a baseball game? "Man with three balls walks" "I should bloody well say so, now give me another bitter!".

Posted by: Ciampino - Howzat? LBW at November 27, 2023 08:49 PM (qfLjt)

164 Spoilers? Columbo?
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No; for real-life information like the actress was murdered that I want to read about later.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 27, 2023 08:49 PM (krqg6)

165 Just think about it
I mean, right now, as we speak, Travis Kelce is banging the stuffing out of Taylor Swift

Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 27, 2023 08:50 PM (geLO8)

166 So.
NATO to accept Ukraine.

Dumb. Dumb. Dumb.
Posted by: Diogenes

Don't know about you Diogenes, but I'm gonna invest in bunker futures and long shelf life storage food items. And ammo. Lots and lots of ammo. Time to grow up to 6k rounds per pipe.

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 27, 2023 08:50 PM (3CCua)

167 So.
NATO to accept Ukraine.

Dumb. Dumb. Dumb.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 27, 2023 08:47 PM (uSHSS)

Its all talk, NATO has no desire to see the few tanks and men it has go to war in Ukraine. Now if they can get Russia to ceasefire, maybe.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 27, 2023 08:51 PM (eoQWY)

168 I mean, right now, as we speak, Travis Kelce is banging the stuffing out of Taylor Swift
Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 27, 2023 08:50 PM (geLO

She still hasn't digested her Thanksgiving dinner?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 27, 2023 08:51 PM (uMIm5)

169 You vote for criminals, you get criminals. Just like Gaza voted for Hamas. See how it works, California?

Posted by: Eromero at November 27, 2023 08:52 PM (NxC5+)

170
She still hasn't digested her Thanksgiving dinner?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Well. She didn't eat any so there's that. Cannot digest what ya don't eat.

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 27, 2023 08:52 PM (3CCua)

171 165 Just think about it
I mean, right now, as we speak, Travis Kelce is banging the stuffing out of Taylor Swift

What, on PPV? Don't they have ENOUGH money yet?

Posted by: Azjaeger at November 27, 2023 08:53 PM (3/XaG)

172 When criminals run out of stores
You know, you can read that TOTALLY differently than he intended....

Posted by: GWB at November 27, 2023 08:54 PM (HMvgH)

173 171 165 Just think about it
I mean, right now, as we speak, Travis Kelce is banging the stuffing out of Taylor Swift

What, on PPV? Don't they have ENOUGH money yet?
Posted by: Azjaeger at November 27, 2023 08:53 PM (3/XaG)

…banging a sack of antlers

Posted by: browndog, who hates rhubarb pie at November 27, 2023 08:55 PM (TTAGa)

174 When criminals run out of stores
You know, you can read that TOTALLY differently than he intended....
Posted by: GWB at November 27, 2023 08:54 PM (HMvgH)

When criminals run out of stores, they're going to rob your house.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 27, 2023 08:56 PM (uMIm5)

175 He's a big Boston sports fan, I was raised properly.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2023 08:45 PM (ZLI7S)

Yes, yes you were…

My hate for Boston knows no bounds!

Posted by: browndog, who hates rhubarb pie at November 27, 2023 08:57 PM (TTAGa)

176 That Swiss rollercoaster looks epic..

Posted by: steevy at November 27, 2023 08:57 PM (FQmDC)

177 …banging a sack of antlers
Posted by: browndog, who hates rhubarb pie at November 27, 2023 08:55 PM (TTAGa)

I wonder if that would rattle up bucks?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 27, 2023 08:57 PM (uMIm5)

178 Lots of cricket round these parts, mostly Windies, Guyanese, Pakis and Sikhs. Too cold now.
Soccer has continuous action only in relation to cricket.

Posted by: Jamaica at November 27, 2023 08:58 PM (Eeb9P)

179 165 Just think about it
I mean, right now, as we speak, Travis Kelce is banging the stuffing out of Taylor Swift

What, on PPV? Don't they have ENOUGH money yet?
Posted by: Azjaeger at November 27, 2023 08:53 PM (3/XaG)

Isn't Taylor one that writes songs about all her terrible breakups? I'm sure she's looking up rhymes for football and the like now.


Posted by: Oldcat at November 27, 2023 08:58 PM (eoQWY)

180 Adorable dog and his owner:

https://tinyurl.com/43sv3u8j

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2023 08:58 PM (eg/t9)

181 Judging from the ad, King Harv may be in real trouble this time.

Posted by: 496 at November 27, 2023 08:58 PM (dU3Jy)

182 121 As far as Christmas light displays go, I prefer this one:
https://youtu.be/T251RWqN4tk

Posted by: Caiwyn at November 27, 2023 08:25 PM (Bmy9A)

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Good one, I didn't know the song.
I like this classic
https://youtu.be/pWBjl-jPcVM

Posted by: Ciampino - With LEDs it should be fantastic at November 27, 2023 08:58 PM (qfLjt)

183 >>>Its all talk, NATO has no desire to see the few tanks and men it has go to war in Ukraine. Now if they can get Russia to ceasefire, maybe.

Posted by: Oldcat
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I know how to settle it.
We bring Ukraine and Russia into NATO. Problem solved.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 27, 2023 08:59 PM (2SU7d)

184 NATO to accept Ukraine.

Dumb. Dumb. Dumb.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 27, 2023 08:47 PM (uSHSS)

is that a done deal, or a position to take before the inevitable Uke truce with Rooshia ?

Posted by: runner at November 27, 2023 08:59 PM (V13WU)

185 I just bring her up because her name is like chum in the water here

Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 27, 2023 09:00 PM (geLO8)

186 No; for real-life information like the actress was murdered that I want to read about later.
Posted by: andycanuck

Barbara Colby - killed during an attempted holdup. Another actor with her was also.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 27, 2023 09:00 PM (qoGsy)

187 I know how to settle it.
We bring Ukraine and Russia into NATO. Problem solved.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 27, 2023 08:59 PM (2SU7d)

And make NATO explicitly a military alliance to stop the spread of islam into the West.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 27, 2023 09:01 PM (uMIm5)

188 ok what's the division of labor between defenseman and forward

Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 27, 2023 09:01 PM (geLO8)

189 Its all talk, NATO has no desire to see the few tanks and men it has go to war in Ukraine. Now if they can get Russia to ceasefire, maybe.
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After the war is over and if Ukraine accepts reforms, and assuming Stoltenberg isn't speaking out of his ass that no one, like Turkey, will veto it.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 27, 2023 09:01 PM (krqg6)

190 I know how to settle it.
We bring Ukraine and Russia into NATO. Problem solved.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 27, 2023 08:59 PM (2SU7d)

Actually at one point Putin floated that exact thing, Russia into NATO.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 27, 2023 09:01 PM (eoQWY)

191 Swift is a zero. I would have gone to Brazil and chased every half breed girl

Posted by: Jamaica at November 27, 2023 09:03 PM (Eeb9P)

192 Judging from the ad, King Harv may be in real trouble this time.
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A bastard is trying to claim the crown, with the support of the barons?!?!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 27, 2023 09:03 PM (krqg6)

193 FenelonSpoke, those villians in CA, should they be wasted?

Posted by: Braenyard at November 27, 2023 09:03 PM (2SU7d)

194 126 Puddle - you have grasped the essence, sure enough. Any sport that actually serves refreshments to the players... ON THE FIELD, can't be bad. I first saw a match in Melbourne, and then had a tour in the Carib, where the locals took it to a while new level.

Cricket is a party with a sport on the side.

Posted by: goatexchange at November 27, 2023 08:27 PM (hyS0X)
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Cricket was originally thought up as a pastime for the Landed Gentry (England) to get together on a weekend, hence the 3-day matches. Hence the tea breaks - English tea and cucumber sammiches. Then an Australian media tycoon, Packer, came up with the One-day Limited overs format. Got lambasted but that format took off. Not boring at all.

Posted by: Ciampino - Played cricket in school at November 27, 2023 09:04 PM (qfLjt)

195 is that a done deal, or a position to take before the inevitable Uke truce with Rooshia ?
Posted by: runner at November 27, 2023 08:59 PM (V13WU)

in the past its been a tease of a future reward for Zelensky. By the official rules you can't join if you are in a war.

I'd think that the reason it won't happen is that NATO is a hollow shell and they don't want that exposed.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 27, 2023 09:05 PM (eoQWY)

196 >>ok what's the division of labor between defenseman and forward

Depends on who you ask, a defenseman or a forward.

In reality both positions play both to degrees, at least on good teams, but the defenseman's primary mission is to stop the other team from scoring and the forward's primary mission is to score goals.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2023 09:05 PM (ZLI7S)

197
I did this one. The view was incredible.

https://tinyurl.com/52pz6ujy
Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2023 08:21 PM (ZLI7S)

Thanks, it is so beautiful there. That looks like a lot of fun.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 27, 2023 09:06 PM (l3Uxg)

198 >>>And make NATO explicitly a military alliance to stop the spread of islam into the West.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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By George, he's on to something.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 27, 2023 09:06 PM (2SU7d)

199 A bastard is trying to claim the crown, with the support of the barons?!?!
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 27, 2023 09:03 PM (krqg6)

It looks like he is being menaced by a giant land crab. LIke this one:

https://tinyurl.com/yckuazm2

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 27, 2023 09:06 PM (uMIm5)

200 In reality both positions play both to degrees, at least on good teams, but the defenseman's primary mission is to stop the other team from scoring and the forward's primary mission is to score goals.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2023 09:05 PM (ZLI7S)

Think also when on offense, the D-men are there to keep the puck in the attack zone and pass forward...and to take passes from the offensive player if he gets trapped. Very much like a guard in basketball

Posted by: Oldcat at November 27, 2023 09:08 PM (eoQWY)

201 FenelonSpoke, those villians in CA, should they be wasted?

Huh? ; Not getting the reference . I did not read the entire thread. Sorry.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2023 09:08 PM (eg/t9)

202 133 so can defense-men go downfield or do they stay back closer to the goal

Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 27, 2023 08:34 PM (geLO
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Bobby Orr and Al McGinnis have entered the chat.

Posted by: Ciampino - that's not a turkey at November 27, 2023 09:08 PM (qfLjt)

203 Biden wants to give Ukraine $61 Billion dollars.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 27, 2023 09:10 PM (2SU7d)

204 Cricket was originally thought up as a pastime for the Landed Gentry (England) to get together on a weekend, hence the 3-day matches. Hence the tea breaks - English tea and cucumber sammiches. Then an Australian media tycoon, Packer, came up with the One-day Limited overs format. Got lambasted but that format took off. Not boring at all.
Posted by: Ciampino - Played cricket in school at November 27, 2023 09:04 PM (qfLjt)

Part of baseball's origins was from a sport called "Town Ball" where literally everyone in town was on a side and you hit the ball out into a potential swarm of folks. They'd have to catch it and hit you with the ball to get you out.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 27, 2023 09:10 PM (eoQWY)

205 >>After the war is over and if Ukraine accepts reforms, and assuming Stoltenberg isn't speaking out of his ass that no one, like Turkey, will veto it.

NATO has been teasing Ukraine's admission into NATO since the 2008 Bucharest NATO Summit. At that meeting both Ukraine and Georgia were discussed as applicants into NATO.

Putin first responded by invading Georgia. After the 2014 coup in Ukraine Putin took Crimea. Then President Poopy Pants started talking about inviting Ukraine to join NATO and Putin invaded.

This was a war of NATO's choice. Regardless of what you think about Putin he warned what would happen if NATO kept expanding eastward at that 2008 Summit and unlike Obama Putin has real red lines. If we had a real media this would be common knowledge.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2023 09:10 PM (ZLI7S)

206 202
Pardon moi,
MacInnis

Posted by: Ciampino - that's not a turkey. at November 27, 2023 09:11 PM (qfLjt)

207 203 Biden wants to give Ukraine $61 Billion dollars.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 27, 2023 09:10 PM (2SU7d)

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You get a much bigger kickback from poorer countries if you send them $61 billion first

Posted by: 496 at November 27, 2023 09:11 PM (dU3Jy)

208 Paul Coffey and Eric Karlsson have entered the chat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 27, 2023 09:12 PM (R4t5M)

209 Nobody could play a smarmy, egomaniacal dandy type like Cassidy.
Posted by: publius,


I looked him up in IMdB and immediately recognized him. Yep, he did the smarmy, egomaniacal dandy great! A busy guy work wise right up to his death (a fire).

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 27, 2023 09:12 PM (sAmhv)

210 Reforger '90. I finally gave up and said, you learn just by playing the game.

I missed Reforger '90 by a few months. Drove an Artillery Special Weapons crew around for '91 "simulating" things. Mostly around Kieserslautern.

Posted by: Reforger at November 27, 2023 09:12 PM (wGfbI)

211 >>Think also when on offense, the D-men are there to keep the puck in the attack zone and pass forward...and to take passes from the offensive player if he gets trapped. Very much like a guard in basketball

Yep. And shoot as well.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2023 09:13 PM (ZLI7S)

212 203 Biden wants to give Ukraine $61 Billion dollars.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 27, 2023 09:10 PM (2SU7d)

With 10% for the big guy…

Posted by: browndog, who hates rhubarb pie at November 27, 2023 09:14 PM (TTAGa)

213 It’s a game now Jack…

2-1 Sabres

Posted by: browndog, who hates rhubarb pie at November 27, 2023 09:15 PM (TTAGa)

214 Yep. And shoot as well.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2023 09:13 PM (ZLI7S)

Even the goalie can take a shot on the opposing goal. Once in blue Moon, they do, and score.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 27, 2023 09:15 PM (uMIm5)

215 I'm not sure about why he lined up at the border but I'm certain that Biden & Co. running their mouths the way they did would cause any country to attack. Surprised he didn't fly over here and attack Biden personally.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 27, 2023 09:15 PM (2SU7d)

216 134 Three-day matches very boring unless with a redhead that is 'friendly'!
Posted by: Ciampino - Howzat? at November 27, 2023 08:29 PM

You must have a wicked googly.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 27, 2023 08:35 PM (a3Q+t)
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You haven't seen my full toss.
Did you play at Silly-Midon or Silly-Midoff? In both the ball can give you the Slips.

Posted by: Ciampino - A boundary, well done Old Chap at November 27, 2023 09:16 PM (qfLjt)

217 >>It’s a game now Jack…

>>2-1 Sabres

Still not feeling comfortable. Rangers are giving up too many chances.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2023 09:18 PM (ZLI7S)

218 https://youtu.be/B97Kxv7ji-o

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 27, 2023 09:18 PM (uMIm5)

219 Yep. And shoot as well.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2023 09:13 PM (ZLI7S)

Even the goalie can take a shot on the opposing goal. Once in blue Moon, they do, and score.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 27, 2023 09:15 PM (uMIm5)

It used to be a big thing in Indoor soccer played on hockey rinks back in the day. No idea if that sport is going on. A big advantage of that game was you could only rarely lose a ball out of bounds.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 27, 2023 09:18 PM (eoQWY)

220 Farfour Mouse being discussed online:

https://tinyurl.com/yx4c7un7

I assume old footage [circa 2014] and not Farfour being recently resurrected.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 27, 2023 09:21 PM (krqg6)

221 Loved the owl video. Ace. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2023 09:22 PM (eg/t9)

222 another hash test due to taking apart network stuff.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(1EFfL) at November 27, 2023 09:23 PM (tT6L1)

223 I'm not sure about why he lined up at the border but I'm certain that Biden & Co. running their mouths the way they did would cause any country to attack. Surprised he didn't fly over here and attack Biden personally.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 27, 2023 09:15 PM (2SU7d)

We had been rearming Ukraine for a long time, while supposedly Ukr was discussing autonomy for the Donbass area due to the Minsk accords. The Minsk accords came when the Donbas militia forces surrounded a Ukrainian army and thus the US forced a cease fire. In fall 2020 Ukraine was prepping an invasion of the Donbas but the Russians rushed troops to the border and scared them back. In 2021 at the time of the kickoff Ukraine was starting to shell the Donbas again in preparation and Russia pulled the trigger on the SMO.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 27, 2023 09:23 PM (eoQWY)

224 165 Just think about it
I mean, right now, as we speak, Travis Kelce is banging the stuffing out of Taylor Swift
Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 27, 2023 08:50 PM (geLO

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More like back into her, amirite?

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 27, 2023 09:23 PM (wzAuc)

225 140 so can defense-men go downfield or do they stay back closer to the goal
Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 27, 2023 08:34 PM (geLO

for god's sake don't ask about 'icing the puck'

Posted by: Oldcat at November 27, 2023 08:38 PM (eoQWY)
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Everyone must know about the Leper ice-hockey game?
There was a face-off in the offensive zone.

Posted by: Ciampino - Just the punchline -- Keep the tip at November 27, 2023 09:23 PM (qfLjt)

226 I'm not sure about why he lined up at the border but I'm certain that Biden & Co. running their mouths the way they did would cause any country to attack. Surprised he didn't fly over here and attack Biden personally.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 27, 2023 09:15 PM (2SU7d)

Russia also repeatedly offered talks on the Donbass question to just about anyone and the West quashed them each time. One was just a month into the war itself

Posted by: Oldcat at November 27, 2023 09:24 PM (eoQWY)

227 Defensemen only pinch in if they're able to get back to cover the puck if it leaves the zone.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at November 27, 2023 09:24 PM (tT6L1)

228 It used to be a big thing in Indoor soccer played on hockey rinks back in the day. No idea if that sport is going on. A big advantage of that game was you could only rarely lose a ball out of bounds.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 27, 2023 09:18 PM (eoQWY)

Not on a Professional level, at least nit in Buffalo anymore.

I played on a good house league team back in the 80s. We played against a couple of brothers who were on the Stallions squad.

A couple of assholes if there ever were…

Tore my ACL, and that was the end of that …

Posted by: browndog, who hates rhubarb pie at November 27, 2023 09:25 PM (TTAGa)

229 Well that oughta do it.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2023 09:25 PM (ZLI7S)

230 Sabres score with 4 and change left in the 3rd

3-1

Posted by: browndog, who hates rhubarb pie at November 27, 2023 09:25 PM (TTAGa)

231 Avs 1-0 over the Bolts. Now we can talk hockey...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 27, 2023 09:25 PM (YRsIm)

232 things look grim for the Rangers

Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 27, 2023 09:26 PM (geLO8)

233 I'm not sure about why he lined up at the border but I'm certain that Biden & Co. running their mouths the way they did would cause any country to attack. Surprised he didn't fly over here and attack Biden personally.

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I doubt our bioweapons labs right there on their border helped matters much.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at November 27, 2023 09:27 PM (NG6Iv)

234 AOC's English cousin??

Hot news @TheNewsTrending 7h
👀

https://tinyurl.com/bdzdbap5
18 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 27, 2023 09:28 PM (krqg6)

235 That is definitely NOT a crow using the bread to catch fish. Could be a type of kingfisher, but I'm not sure. But it sure as shootin' isn't a crow.
Posted by: GWB at November 27, 2023 08:28 PM (HMvgH)

I think it is a heron, but I could be wrong. The beak says "heron"

Posted by: Kindltot at November 27, 2023 09:30 PM (D7oie)

236 OK now I have the Avalanche game

Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 27, 2023 09:30 PM (geLO8)

237 Wow…

What a response by the Sabres

They may be the most exasperating team at the moment, but I love these kids

Posted by: browndog, who hates rhubarb pie at November 27, 2023 09:30 PM (TTAGa)

238
It used to be a big thing in Indoor soccer played on hockey rinks back in the day. No idea if that sport is going on. A big advantage of that game was you could only rarely lose a ball out of bounds.
Posted by: Oldcat

There was an intramural tournament at Michigan Tech for this in the mid-70s. It was a strange to play the games at the same site where our school's ice hockey team at the time was a national powerhouse.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 27, 2023 09:31 PM (xG4kz)

239 >>I doubt our bioweapons labs right there on their border helped matters much.

You mean the lab that was making the Biden's money from our tax dollars?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2023 09:31 PM (ZLI7S)

240 >I think it is a heron, but I could be wrong. The beak says "heron"


boat-tailed grackle

Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 27, 2023 09:32 PM (geLO8)

241 Always love the Swiss pictures.

The weight training in the pool is fascinating. Like a boulder, I'd be on the floor of the pool, never to rise to the surface again, weights in hand or not.

Posted by: L - Can't make 'em love you more or hate you less at November 27, 2023 09:33 PM (GshMh)

242 Congrats browndog.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2023 09:33 PM (ZLI7S)

243 One thing for sure, it's a bird using a tool.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 27, 2023 09:34 PM (2SU7d)

244 Kuch gets stoned on the breakaway. Oh. Yeah.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 27, 2023 09:34 PM (YRsIm)

245
That is definitely NOT a crow using the bread to catch fish. Could be a type of kingfisher, but I'm not sure. But it sure as shootin' isn't a crow.
Posted by: GWB at November 27, 2023 08:28 PM (HMvgH)

I think it is a heron, but I could be wrong. The beak says "heron"
Posted by: Kindltot

Black-Crowned Night Heron

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 27, 2023 09:34 PM (xG4kz)

246 Marina Medvin @MarinaMedvin 3h
The truth of Palestinian terrorist captivity begins to emerge:
‣ the hostages were beaten with sticks after the abduction
‣ held underground
‣ no shower for the duration of captivity
‣ little food
‣ the older hostages were kept alive by other hostages caring for them
-YNet News

We are not hearing much detail about the captivity from most hostages because they are afraid for their family members to be punished. Most of the people released have at least one relative still being held captive by Palestinian terrorists.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 27, 2023 09:35 PM (krqg6)

247

Townhall.com
@townhallcom
·
Follow
Education Secretary Miguel Cardona:

"I think it was President Reagan who said, 'We're from the government. We're here to help!'"

Here's the actual quote:

"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help."

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Estupido.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 27, 2023 09:36 PM (RIvkX)

248 Spurwing Plover

Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 27, 2023 09:36 PM (geLO8)

249 Most of the people released have at least one relative still being held captive by Palestinian terrorists.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 27, 2023 09:35 PM (krqg6)
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Funny how that happened.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 27, 2023 09:37 PM (RIvkX)

250 t used to be a big thing in Indoor soccer played on hockey rinks back in the day. No idea if that sport is going on. A big advantage of that game was you could only rarely lose a ball out of bounds.
Posted by: Oldcat

There was an intramural tournament at Michigan Tech for this in the mid-70s. It was a strange to play the games at the same site where our school's ice hockey team at the time was a national powerhouse.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 27, 2023 09:31 PM (xG4kz)

Looks like the MISL, the league I am familiar with went through the 80s and folded in the early 90s. Saw a game live in St. Louis once.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 27, 2023 09:38 PM (eoQWY)

251
Here's the actual quote:

"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help."

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Estupido.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 27, 2023 09:36 PM (RIvkX)

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Where do we find such men?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 27, 2023 09:38 PM (hiMh5)

252 The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they’re ignorant. It’s just that they know so much that isn’t so.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 27, 2023 09:40 PM (2SU7d)

253 I doubt our bioweapons labs right there on their border helped matters much.

You mean the lab that was making the Biden's money from our tax dollars?

Posted by: JackStraw

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Why are you a stupid conspiracy theorist who believes words spoken under oath while testifying before the Senate?

Also did you hear about this?

"First American Hostage Released Under Cease-Fire Deal Is Relative of Dem Donor Who Bought Hunter Biden's Art"

https://tinyurl.com/bddvmzaf

Posted by: Nikki Haley at November 27, 2023 09:41 PM (AhyYN)

254 Jack Cassidy had been out to a Christmas party with Nanette Fabray. She drove and dropped him home. I believe the fireplace was involved in the fire. I'm sure he was blitzed.

Posted by: Rona Barrett at November 27, 2023 09:41 PM (83IzV)

255 Where do we find such men?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 27, 2023 09:38 PM (hiMh5)
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He be a highly educamated gradumate.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 27, 2023 09:42 PM (RIvkX)

256 Tomi Lahren, "Never trust Gavin Newsom. Californians wiill tell you that one."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 27, 2023 09:44 PM (RIvkX)

257 Morons be smashing F5 like crack addicted monkeys!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 27, 2023 09:45 PM (RIvkX)

258 242 Congrats browndog.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2023 09:33 PM (ZLI7S)

Thanks Jack…

They’ve been a bi-polar team so far this season

They’re gonna make go go completely grey by the time playoffs come around

Posted by: browndog, who hates rhubarb pie at November 27, 2023 09:45 PM (TTAGa)

259 Well hell.
Disney continues to fu*k up.
Just saw a teaser for the new Percy Jackson series.
Any Percy Jackson movie without Alexandra Daddario is a waste of time.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 27, 2023 09:46 PM (uSHSS)

260 Breaking911 @Breaking911 6h
BIDEN: "As a share of earnings this Thanksgiving, dinner was the 4th cheapest ever on record. I want y'all to know that."

https://tinyurl.com/4k6xmnmt
43 seconds

Apparently inflation driving up wages means things cost [relatively] less because we're all millionaires now.

Breaking911 @Breaking911 5h
KJP: "When we walked into this administration, the economy was on a tailspin — that is the fact — because of the last administration, because of the Trump administration."

Breaking911 @Breaking911 3h
POTUS: "Wages for working families have gone up, while inflation has come down 65%."

https://tinyurl.com/yw2bmbvd
5 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 27, 2023 09:46 PM (krqg6)

261 We should have immediately demanded our citizens released or we would withdraw all aid and join the fight. How hard would that have been?

Posted by: Drive by at November 27, 2023 09:47 PM (MNhXM)

262 Breaking911 @Breaking911 5h
KJP: "When we walked into this administration, the economy was on a tailspin — that is the fact — because of the last administration, because of the Trump administration."

Breaking911 @Breaking911 3h
POTUS: "Wages for working families have gone up, while inflation has come down 65%."

https://tinyurl.com/yw2bmbvd
5 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 27, 2023 09:46 PM (krqg6)
***

Whatever these assholes are smoking, I want some.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 27, 2023 09:48 PM (uSHSS)

263 Lying like a Biden.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 27, 2023 09:48 PM (2SU7d)

264 Cricket was originally thought up as a pastime for the Landed Gentry (England) to get together on a weekend, hence the 3-day matches. Hence the tea breaks - English tea and cucumber sammiches. Then an Australian media tycoon, Packer, came up with the One-day Limited overs format. Got lambasted but that format took off. Not boring at all.
Posted by: Ciampino - Played cricket in school

*Cough* 5 days. * Cough*

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at November 27, 2023 09:49 PM (bgJ0E)

265 Breaking911 @Breaking911 6h
BIDEN: "As a share of earnings this Thanksgiving, dinner was the 4th cheapest ever on record. I want y'all to know that."

And chocolate rations have gone up 60% .

Posted by: Drive by at November 27, 2023 09:49 PM (MNhXM)

266 We should have immediately demanded our citizens released or we would withdraw all aid and join the fight. How hard would that have been?

Posted by: Drive by

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Instead we broke the siege, demanded food and fuel be provided to Hamas, and gave them $10B.

All while not saying a single thing about the Jew hostages that were Americans or making any demands for their release while giving Iran/Palestine billions.

It's almost like we're not on Israel's side.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at November 27, 2023 09:50 PM (ANQN/)

267 These are all Soviet-style lies about the economy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 27, 2023 09:50 PM (RIvkX)

268 Mystery click: really? That, and NOT "Amadeus"?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 27, 2023 09:50 PM (8sMut)

269 Well, I believe I will have a nap.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 27, 2023 09:50 PM (uMIm5)

270 It's almost like we're not on Israel's side.
Posted by: Nikki Haley at November 27, 2023 09:50 PM (ANQN/)

Definitely not on American citizen’s side.

Posted by: Drive by at November 27, 2023 09:52 PM (MNhXM)

271 >>>All while not saying a single thing about the Jew hostages that were Americans ...

Posted by: Nikki Haley
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How do you know they are Jews?

Posted by: Braenyard at November 27, 2023 09:53 PM (2SU7d)

272 We heard earlier today that one of the hostage's released today was Gay. Good news for the World-Wide Gay Pride Community !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at November 27, 2023 09:56 PM (s+cGt)

273 Moshe Schwartz @YWNReporter 2h
Israeli Police, MDA, and Fire Department numbers (100, 101, 102 etc) are all down at the moment, possibly due to a cyber attack.

Attached are temporary numbers released for Israelis to call in case of emergencies.

EndGameWW3 @EndGameWW3 2h
Jerusalem Post: Communication with ambulance, police and fire services in Israel was disrupted as a result of a cyber attack.

Israel War Room @IsraelWarRoom 2h
Iran just attacked Israeli critical infrastructure

Al, Arabiya Urgent @AlArabiya_Brk 2
yes Jerusalem Post: Communication with Israel's ambulance, police and fire services disrupted as a result of a cyber attack #Arabic_urgent

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 27, 2023 09:56 PM (krqg6)

274 All while not saying a single thing about the Jew hostages that were Americans ...

Posted by: Nikki Haley
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How do you know they are Jews?

Posted by: Braenyard

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Mainly because Obama's administration didn't lift a finger to help them.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at November 27, 2023 09:56 PM (ANQN/)

275 No one credits government statistics anymore. They are consistently revised post-release. Now, there is some margin of fakery in the numbers being priced by the market.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 27, 2023 09:56 PM (RIvkX)

276 Biden had a slam dunk chance to have a thriving economy after the COVID shutdown but of course they blew it by his administration implementing the same socialist economic policies they always do at the worst possible time.

Posted by: Drive by at November 27, 2023 09:57 PM (MNhXM)

277 I'm late, as usual, to the party. I just read the comments on the Biden poll thread. I noticed that a commenter was skeptical that the abortion issue was/is a big factor in tanking GOP candidates. I can only speak for my local and statewide elections (full disclosure: I live in a "purple" area of otherwise solidly Blue Jersey). The GOP state senator from my district is Ed Durr....you may have heard of him, he's "Ed the Trucker", who knocked off an entrenched machine Democrat in 2021. The machine was blindsided, and they failed to find boxes of lost votes. Anyway, in the most recent election, his opponent plastered the airwaves with "ED HATES WOMEN" commercials. Ed's message of tax relief and other boring economic stuff stood no chance, and he was easily defeated. Mind you, this is the People's Republic of New Jersey, where there is zero danger of any kind of abortion restriction. And even in some nominally Red states, like Ohio, abortion "rights" win big when placed on the ballot. I agree with another commenter, who said that Abortion is to the Left what the 2nd Amendment is to the right, the One True Issue.

Posted by: Midnight Rambler at November 27, 2023 10:00 PM (8E8Am)

278 Also because of circumstantial stuff like:

"A four-year-old Israeli American girl who was among three US hostages held by Hamas was released on Sunday."

"Judith, 59, and Natalie, 17, who both have dual Israeli-American citizenship and reside in Evanston, Illinois, were visiting family in southern Israel to celebrate a relative's birthday and the Jewish holidays "

But mostly because the administration didn't give a damn about any of them.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at November 27, 2023 10:01 PM (8B0Dt)

279 Johnny Mathis was gay?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Gayer than Bareback Obama picking up a six of Bud Light at Target

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 27, 2023 10:01 PM (tWTrq)

280 nood ONT right on time

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 27, 2023 10:03 PM (krqg6)

281 248 Spurwing Plover
Posted by: Don Black

I think I love you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 27, 2023 10:03 PM (g4+28)

282 forgot to add, Fuck Joe Biden!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 27, 2023 10:03 PM (tWTrq)

283 Staying with that Biden thread...I don't care what the polling says, the Democrat will "win" in 2024, whether it's Biden or someone else. I'm not being Eyeore, I just call it as I see it. The so-called swing states are codifying vote fraud into law. The Dem-dominated Supreme Court in Pa just ruled that mail ballots received with a late postmark....or no postmark at all..must be counted. There were probably tens of thousands of these, er, suspect ballots in 2020, but we'll never know, as anyone requesting an audit is shouted down as a racist insurrectionist election denier. Add in the fact that they are sending a ballot to every address in the state, whether they want it or not, and...well, you get the picture. I'm not encouraged by the news from other states, either. Arizona is trying to criminalize objections to election results. Georgia refuses to do anything about documented cases of malfeasance. California is trying to disbar attorneys that worked on fraud cases. What am I missing?

Posted by: Midnight Rambler at November 27, 2023 10:18 PM (8E8Am)

284 No, you are not to say "Christmas is coming", because "someone might be offended".

OK, that someone will allow you to shout the name of any other religious holiday from the rooftops, but not Christmas. And it does not matter to them if even only a very small number of people celebrate that holiday other than Christmas, or even if no one does, so long as it is an alternative to Christmas. And it doesn't matter if the majority of people celebrate Christmas, you still are not allowed to mention it just as you are encouraged to mention any other holiday instead, however small or even fictional it is.

If you see a sign on a business saying "happy holidays", understand that that means that business is run by cowards and liars. If they really want to say "holidays", plural, say "Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukah".

Jesus celebrated Hanukah, just sayin'.

Oh, wait, your not allowed to say "Hanukah" either, because the whole Hamas thing. You must agree that "Palestine" must be "free" and extend to the sea, says the people who have now been accusing you for years of being "far right", Nazi, "white supremacists", as they march around in huge shouting groups hunting Jews to kill.

Posted by: Nightfall at November 28, 2023 04:46 PM (xd3qE)

285 Uh, no, you cannot "officially say" "Christmas is coming". You are not officially allowed to say Christmas, you "might offend someone". You are allowed to say other holidays, regardless of whether anyone is offended. The smaller the number of people who celebrate that religious holiday, the greater the pressure brought to bear on anyone who notices the double standard, as if huge numbers of people were offended, when actually hardly anyone, or even no one, is.

"Happy holidays", the statement made by cowards and liars.

Jesus, the Christ in Christmas, celebrated Hanukah, just sayin'.

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