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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (11/28/23)
Quote I “I have frozen my penis. For real. Damn, I had to lie in there [the athletes’ tent] for 10 minutes to warm it up. It hurts so damn much. It’s terrible.” Swedish cross-country skier Calle Halfvarsson
Quote II “Ultimately, I don’t believe that kids should work. “I think kids should play and go to school.” Actress Natalie Portman
Quote III “Conservatives are often accused of launching a culture war or focusing or fixating on cultural issues. But here is a perfect example of how that’s not what’s happening,” Rep. Mike Gallagher (R-WI)
Quote IV “I think there’s more donors just fully committed to their candidate right now, saying I am all in, and once the nominee is set, I’ll be there. That’s what I hear more than anything. And they’re really solidly in the camps of their candidate, which is normal.” Republican National Committee Chairwoman Ronna McDaniel
It wasn't that long ago when The Fabulous and I had to do laundry at the laundromat.What pissed me off when the place was busy and people left the building with their laundry being washed and/or dried. I have no sympathy for the "woman" who felt violated.
Woman Was “So Uncomfortable” After Finding Out a Stranger Folded Her Clothes
A woman said she felt violated and uncomfortable after someone took her clothes out of a dryer in her apartment building and folded them.
I thought you did the background check!
Convicted prostitute, current escort removed from Godley ISD groups, including council overseeing Sex-Ed GODLEY, Texas - A woman tasked with helping decide sexual education curriculum in Godley ISD has been removed from multiple positions within the district because she's a convicted prostitute. A FOX 4 investigation also found she is advertising herself online as an escort. The discovery raises concerns about background checks in the district and across the state.
Raising tweens and teenagers is not easy. I'm happy Social Media wasn't around when my tax-exemptions lived at home.
Meta designed platforms to get children addicted, court documents allege
Instagram and Facebook parent company also knowingly allowed underage users to hold accounts, unsealed legal complaint says
Tell me why we are in the UN? From rape to plunder the UN acts without consequences. It is time we left.
United Nations set to call on Americans to reduce meat consumption
'World needs American farmers and ranchers more than the UN,' GOP chairman of the House Agriculture Committee tells Fox News Digital
How to find hidden cameras in your Airbnb – or anywhere Here’s something you may not know about Airbnb: hosts are allowed to film their guests. That’s correct. If you stay in an Airbnb you could be on camera – but if you are, you should know about it. In its rules, the company is okay with ‘disclosed devices monitoring only public spaces and common spaces’ – that could include living rooms, hallways and kitchens.
All I have to say is, "Nothing to see here. Move along. Unless you like pudgy old white guys."
Well this story throws a wrench into the buy eating desires of the WEF and other Muckity-Mucks. Honeybees Suffer Unnecessarily in Human-Made Hives, Study Finds
Honeybees in man-made hives may have been suffering the cold unnecessarily for over a century because commercial hive designs are based on erroneous science, my new research shows.
For 119 years, a belief that the way honeybees cluster together gives them a kind of evolutionary insulation has been fundamental for beekeeping practice, hive design and honeybee study.
Residents of rural areas aren't happy with you here either. Go away
Americans ditched big cities during the pandemic. Now many are regretting it. Susan, a 30-something artist, lived in New York City when the pandemic struck. Eager to flee the claustrophobia of a too-small apartment, she and her husband decamped upstate to stay with friends in an up-and-coming town in the Catskills (population: 1,000) where they could hike local trails and fish for trout. Susan, who asked that her real name not be used to avoid social repercussions, had lived in New York City for over a decade, but her husband had grown tired of the hustle and bustle of the city. The pair had talked about moving to a smaller town someday — the pandemic just shortened their timeline. Thanks to the influx of city folk desperate for personal space, rents in trendy upstate communities had become exorbitant overnight, so it made more financial sense to simply buy. The couple put in an offer on a home near their friends in April 2020 and moved in by summer's end. But once they had settled in, the reality of the situation hit Susan. Cut off from her social and creative communities, she felt unmoored and alienated. Maybe she wasn't the sort of person who enjoyed trout fishing. Maybe the house in the country wasn't right for her, after all — or at least, not yet. "I liked the idea in theory, but I wasn't ready for it," Susan told me.
Is it just normal business resizing? Or is there serious issues going on that the MSM won't report? Doom anyone?
Between Nov. 12 and 18, several banks filed to close branch locations, with PNC Bank with the most filings, according to data from the U.S. Office of the Comptroller of the Currency. Pittsburgh-based PNC Bank filed for 19 branch closures—five in Pennsylvania, four in Illinois, three in Texas, two each in Alabama and New Jersey, and one each in Indiana, Ohio, and Florida. JPMorgan Chase followed closely with 18 filings—three in Ohio, two each in Connecticut and South Carolina, and one each in 11 states, including New York, Illinois, Florida, and Massachusetts. Citizens Bank came in third with eight branch closure filings—six in New York, and one each in Massachusetts and Delaware. Minneapolis-based U.S. Bank filed for seven closures—three in Tennessee and one each in Missouri, Wisconsin, Ohio, and Illinois. Bank of America made five filings—two in New York and one each in Texas, Massachusetts, and California. Citibank filed for two branch closures, and Sterling, Bremer, First National Bank of Hughes Springs, Windsor FS&LA, and Aroostook County FS&LA made one filing each. Altogether, banks filed to shut down 64 branches.
Where the hell did the last 20 years go?
A passenger on a Southwest Airlines flight was arrested on Sunday night in New Orleans after allegedly escaping the plane through the emergency hatch and running away on the tarmac at the Louis Armstrong Airport. According to the Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office (JPSO), who arrested the man, the Southwest Airlines plane was still parked at the terminal and had not yet initiated the run up for take-off when the passenger made their dangerous escape.
What was once lost has been found. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
Heartwarming Reunion: Lost Dog Rescued After 2 Months On Colorado Mountain Today's good news story comes from Golden, Colorado. In a tale of resilience, compassion, and canine camaraderie, the community at Meyers Ranch Park celebrated a joyous reunion when a dog missing for two months was successfully rescued from the Colorado mountains.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 28, 2023 09:59 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 28, 2023 09:59 PM (QS/Jn)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 28, 2023 09:59 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 28, 2023 10:00 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2023 10:00 PM (x7plP)
Posted by: sven at November 28, 2023 10:00 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 28, 2023 10:00 PM (hiMh5)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2023 10:01 PM (x7plP)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 28, 2023 10:01 PM (63Dwl)
I know what that white crap is in the top photo so keep it far away please.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2023 10:01 PM (00YaT)
[Wait for it]
Part Injun. Ha ha ha ha ha!
But! He's a member of the Chumash Tribe, which hails from the Malibu, CA area. How much you want to bet Deadshit doubles down and still says the kid was wrong, since he was wearing a Lakota Sioux headdress, which is something the Chumash wouldn't wear?
My money is on Deadshit continuing to be fucking idiots.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 28, 2023 10:01 PM (/RHNq)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 28, 2023 10:01 PM (1sRKq)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 28, 2023 10:03 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: mindful webworker - slow writer at November 28, 2023 10:03 PM (2he9d)
Cut off from her social and creative communities, she felt unmoored and alienated.
_________
Back to the ant hill, toots.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2023 10:03 PM (9mNHV)
https://tinyurl.com/Tranny-Nutjob
another Tranny nutjob was threatening a mass shooting and mass raping form Transmission Justice....
Ugly dudes make uglier chicks.
Posted by: sven at November 28, 2023 10:03 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra (aA3+G) at November 28, 2023 10:03 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 28, 2023 10:04 PM (1sRKq)
Sadly, it's the most cardio I've gotten in a couple of weeks...
Posted by: PabloD at November 28, 2023 10:04 PM (rCJ91)
Is it just normal business resizing? Or is there serious issues going on that the MSM won't report? Doom anyone?
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All is well. ALL IS WELLLLL!!
Posted by: Kevin Bacon at November 28, 2023 10:04 PM (hiMh5)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 28, 2023 10:03 PM (Angsy)
I've been cold. I've frozen my ass off but never my.......
To answer your question, I have no clue. Might want to ask an 'ette or Malor.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra (aA3+G) at November 28, 2023 10:05 PM (aA3+G)
Just another reason I'm glad I don't have a dik..
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You could have a dik dik but you'd need a federal permit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 28, 2023 10:06 PM (hiMh5)
Gabe "Hot Pocket" Malor....
50 shades of Gabe and 49 are brown.
Posted by: sven at November 28, 2023 10:06 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 28, 2023 10:06 PM (1sRKq)
Posted by: Archimedes at November 28, 2023 10:07 PM (I/Qkd)
People seldom stop doing the things they perceive give them power, so Carron the racist jock sniffer will continue to be racist.
It is literally his whole schitck.
Posted by: sven at November 28, 2023 10:07 PM (X0I7i)
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In an episode of Seinfeld Kramer turned the peephole in his front door around so that people outside his apartment could see in. He told Jerry, "Enjoy the show!"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 28, 2023 10:07 PM (BpYfr)
Just another reason I'm glad I don't have a dik..
Posted by: COMountainMarie
It can be an issue when in frigid weather but the most pressing problem is trying to get 3 inches of pene out of 6 inches of clothing to pee.
Or so I've been told. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2023 10:07 PM (x7plP)
"There's more donors". If you are incapable of forming simple sentences, you have no business in the office you hold. For this and many, many other reasons, she needs to go.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 28, 2023 10:09 PM (I/Qkd)
Posted by: Emmie at November 28, 2023 10:09 PM (Sf2cq)
Posted by: LRob in OK at November 28, 2023 10:09 PM (TSQkU)
True Sven stories from his time on the tundra....
so I was walking in Montana and I was about seven miles from civilization....
it was 36 below legit....
I seldom had to dress neatly but in taking down my work pants and thermal undies I got hit by a cold blast to the point it made my exposed skin bleed through the pores.
I decided the next time I was damn fool enough to go walk like that I was wearing depends.
Posted by: sven at November 28, 2023 10:10 PM (X0I7i)
Frozen scandi dik is mighty cold.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 28, 2023 10:10 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: LRob in OK at November 28, 2023 10:10 PM (TSQkU)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 10:10 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra (aA3+G) at November 28, 2023 10:10 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:10 PM (JrojV)
At the end, his attire would be a bit of this and a bit of that from all of the major tribes, and regions.
Brother Paintface has Heap Big Medicine, and dances under the FAFO Moon!
(...and then we can watch all dem libwuw haids esplode!)
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 28, 2023 10:11 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 28, 2023 10:11 PM (UsQA1)
Well, she's a subject-matter expert.
Posted by: A woman's place is on her corner?!? at November 28, 2023 10:12 PM (pjs7m)
Or so I've been told. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2023 10:07 PM (x7plP)
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Ah, shrinkage...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 28, 2023 10:12 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: LRob in OK at November 28, 2023 10:09 PM (TSQkU)
Maybe the rat was just pining for The fjords...
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 28, 2023 10:12 PM (QS/Jn)
it was 36 below legit....
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Was that the night your fiance broke it off?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 28, 2023 10:13 PM (hiMh5)
I decided the next time I was damn fool enough to go walk like that I was wearing depends.
Posted by: sven at November 28, 2023 10:10 PM (X0I7i)
Anything under -20 can be a discomfort.
I've been out feeding the critters at -35 as long as the wind isn't blowing and I'm dressed accordingly I'm good. Always with an empty bladder.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra (aA3+G) at November 28, 2023 10:13 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 28, 2023 10:13 PM (wN4US)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus Maneo at November 28, 2023 10:13 PM (8Fae/)
Posted by: TRex at November 28, 2023 10:13 PM (IQ6Gq)
I am not a top athlete. There is much I don't know about getting my body into an athletic powerhouse. But I have also never gotten frostbite of the penis.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 28, 2023 10:14 PM (klJTj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 28, 2023 10:14 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Frosty the Snowman at November 28, 2023 10:14 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus Maneo at November 28, 2023 10:13 PM (8Fae/)
I think the stuff we got Sunday night will be leaving by April 15th. Or so that is my hope, dream and prayer.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra (aA3+G) at November 28, 2023 10:14 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Wait. What are we talking here?
A rat or a pene?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2023 10:14 PM (x7plP)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 28, 2023 10:13 PM (wN4US)
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I'm reasonably sure that kids would bring their pet rats to school for show-and-tell when I was young...(I can't recall for certain, but it seems likely)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 28, 2023 10:15 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 28, 2023 10:15 PM (1sRKq)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2023 10:14 PM (x7plP)
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Has to be a rat. A penis doesn't have a clean end.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 28, 2023 10:15 PM (hiMh5)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 28, 2023 10:16 PM (fY84s)
Skandi Dic?
UHM...Some Icelandic form of "Beef Jerky??" From the neither part of Reindeer?
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 28, 2023 10:16 PM (UsQA1)
Wife God love her usually saves me from my follies....
I just was in the mood to walk.
44 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra (aA3+G) at November 28, 2023 10:13 PM (aA3+G)
Butte was an interesting meteorological case....it was warmer in the summer and colder in the winter than the other side of the mountains to the valley near whitehall....
I miss the north, and I may wind up if dad dies before we make it home to Ohio permanently moving somewhere between Lethbridge and Vulcan AB.
Posted by: sven at November 28, 2023 10:16 PM (X0I7i)
It wasn't you.
Saturday night ONT starts the best time of the year!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra (aA3+G) at November 28, 2023 10:16 PM (aA3+G)
A woman said she felt violated and uncomfortable after someone took her clothes out of a dryer in her apartment building and folded them.
She's lucky someone was nice enough to fold them for her instead of just throwing them in a corner.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 28, 2023 10:16 PM (klJTj)
Great photo up top and tune from a band that is new-to-me!
Yoo hoo! United Nations! Here's what I think of your ban on meat eating:
*holds up juicy, medium rare, petite filet before consuming in its entirety, with great relish*
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 28, 2023 10:17 PM (a8Rgt)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 28, 2023 10:17 PM (a8Rgt)
I understand your sentiment for the northern regions. We are just on the edge of the Lake Superior Snow Belt.
You can leave here cloudy and 8 miles north it's snowing like hell.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra (aA3+G) at November 28, 2023 10:18 PM (aA3+G)
And does that best time get spelled with a Z? Asking just out of curiosity.
Posted by: LRob in OK at November 28, 2023 10:18 PM (TSQkU)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 28, 2023 10:20 PM (1sRKq)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at November 28, 2023 10:20 PM (V8he0)
And does that best time get spelled with a Z? Asking just out of curiosity.
Posted by: LRob in OK at November 28, 2023 10:18 PM (TSQkU)
Xmas music & Zappa music, what a festive gathering it will be.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra (aA3+G) at November 28, 2023 10:21 PM (aA3+G)
Heh. I guess they were lucky they didn't hire one of the razor-carrying-with-attitude hookers.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 28, 2023 10:21 PM (klJTj)
I must admit, I am in awe, awe I tell you, of how you tundra people can stand the winters, even with fjords to pine for!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 28, 2023 10:21 PM (hOUT3)
https://tinyurl.com/5x7e87ym
Posted by: Solutions by Miklos at November 28, 2023 10:22 PM (7eFYL)
Posted by: LRob in OK at November 28, 2023 10:22 PM (TSQkU)
I never thought of that as being creepy.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at November 28, 2023 10:22 PM (JrYM1)
Posted by: That dopey royal schmuck said so at November 28, 2023 10:22 PM (pjs7m)
By providence...Prez. Trump is voted in for HIS stolen 2nd term...
1st order of business...Move the UN to Somalia
Lock...Stock...and...Barrel.
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 28, 2023 10:22 PM (UsQA1)
@MattWallace888
JUST IN: Chiefs Fans Are Planning To All Wear Black and Red Face Paint To The Next Game in A MASSIVE Show of Support For This Boy Who The Media Called Racist
Posted by: IrishEi with yet another new laptop at November 28, 2023 10:22 PM (53Ltd)
Yoo hoo! United Nations! Here's what I think of your ban on meat eating:
*holds up juicy, medium rare, petite filet before consuming in its entirety, with great relish*
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
You put relish on a steak?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 28, 2023 10:22 PM (63Dwl)
Michigan boy, 12, steals FORKLIFT and smashes into ten cars as he leads cops on wild one-hour chase through town
Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 28, 2023 10:23 PM (geLO8)
Tulsa Hillcrest hospital chain hit by ransomware virus. Bazillion dollars demanded. (I might have mis-read the amount.)
All the usual computer stuff is being done the old-fashioned way, on paper. Work slowed down, but continuing.
They were concerned they might have to cancel surgeries. Fortunately, they were able to proceed with my colonoscopy this morning. The doc finally found Something that likely caused my bowels to go haywire in October. Will know more exactly what when the lab does their thing.
God bless those hard-working, dedicated professionals, especially my surgeon. And the anesthesiologists who let me take a nice nap through it all.
Our systems sure need to be hardened against hacking. We need superior computer cops. Also, just IMHO, I think those hackers who disrupt vital services should be hanged. Eviscerated. Drawn & quartered. And then forced to suffer the comfy chair.* But that's just IMHO.
*Monty Python ref for the culturally deprived.
Posted by: mindful webworker - phew! at November 28, 2023 10:23 PM (2he9d)
Heh. I guess they were lucky they didn't hire one of the razor-carrying-with-attitude hookers.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 28, 2023 10:21 PM (klJTj)
But they all seem so nice on TV & in the movies.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra (aA3+G) at November 28, 2023 10:23 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Rex B at November 28, 2023 10:23 PM (k/khC)
Posted by: Emmie at November 28, 2023 10:24 PM (Sf2cq)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 28, 2023 10:17 PM (a8Rgt)
To be fair, how could she be anything else, as she is both the quintessential Uni-Party Apparatchik politician AND related to the Romney family!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 28, 2023 10:24 PM (hOUT3)
Most social issues being argued about now were things that 20 years ago not only did leftwingers have the current "far right" position on the issue...but they'd claim anyone saying they wanted to push trannies, or groomers, or the like was a "right wing kook"
Posted by: 18-1 at November 28, 2023 10:24 PM (XqcwY)
So. I was watching back to back Tarzan movies this morning. I realized that if it wasn't for the chimps and elephants saving his ass,Tarzan was just another swinging dick...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 28, 2023 10:25 PM (1sRKq)
I have a cure for that, big boy! Do you have a newsletter?
Posted by: Sandra Flook at November 28, 2023 10:20 PM (V8he0)
Come warm up by my 'Yule' log...ho ho ho!
Posted by: Totally not gay santa wannabe at November 28, 2023 10:25 PM (+I6Y/)
How does one differentiate between her and the other politicians?
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 28, 2023 10:06 PM (1sRKq)
The "convicted" part.
Posted by: RickZ at November 28, 2023 10:25 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra
Makes me want to go to Dental School.
Posted by: the Island of unwanted Miklos toys at November 28, 2023 10:25 PM (7eFYL)
But the woman who complained is correct, the person should not have folded her laundry. He should have taken it out of the dryer and dropped it on the floor. There is no excuse for leaving your clothes in a communal dryer and leaving the laundromat. It's been years since I've had to use a laundromat. And I don't miss it.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2023 10:25 PM (0Htd1)
It's as simple as online banking taking business away from brick-and-mortar banks, I think, just like many other industries have experienced, i.e., publishing; gambling.
The kid with the rat made me laugh. Maybe she learned that behavior from the family house cat?
Posted by: mnw at November 28, 2023 10:25 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 28, 2023 10:25 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:26 PM (JrojV)
*Monty Python ref for the culturally deprived.
Posted by: mindful webworker - phew! at November 28, 2023 10:23 PM (2he9d)
You forgot the phrase "In the public square!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 28, 2023 10:26 PM (hOUT3)
So you take money for giving a guy a hummer and you are a criminal...but you take a political office instead and...they make you VP?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 28, 2023 10:27 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: LRob in OK at November 28, 2023 10:27 PM (TSQkU)
I must admit, I am in awe, awe I tell you, of how you tundra people can stand the winters, even with fjords to pine for!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 28, 2023 10:21 PM (hOUT3)
TBH I prefer my weather over most of yours.
It all boils down to where you were born, grew up and explored.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra (aA3+G) at November 28, 2023 10:27 PM (aA3+G)
If it was me, I'd go with a battery-powered, heated codpiece of disturbing proportions.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 28, 2023 10:27 PM (QS/Jn)
How ya doing?
//Bill Clinton
How ya doing?
//Big Harve Weinstein
How ya doing?
//Coca Cola Polar Bears
Posted by: sven at November 28, 2023 10:27 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
While we are at it: Curious George was asshoe. The little shit fubared everything he touched and the Man in the Yellow Hat bailed his sorry monkey ass out every time. He never suffered any consequences for his shenanigans.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2023 10:27 PM (x7plP)
such a good girl. She got a big spoonful of pureed chicken baby food because she is still a good huntress.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 28, 2023 10:28 PM (D7oie)
We are looked down upon by moral inferiors.
Posted by: sven at November 28, 2023 10:28 PM (X0I7i)
This thing? It's my ice breaker.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 28, 2023 10:28 PM (Bd6X8)
They should have known when she asked to be paid in advance.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 28, 2023 10:28 PM (Zqeqr)
This too is the story of Barack Obama....
Posted by: sven at November 28, 2023 10:28 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2023 10:29 PM (jNSCA)
Mayberry is a nice idea in theory, but how much time do you really want to spend around Aunt Bee?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 28, 2023 10:29 PM (klJTj)
Posted by: St Alfonzo at November 28, 2023 10:29 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: nerdygirl
I've called them Weirdomats for decades.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2023 10:29 PM (x7plP)
Posted by: Prince Harry at November 28, 2023 10:29 PM (m9hmt)
But the woman who complained is correct, the person should not have folded her laundry. He should have taken it out of the dryer and dropped it on the floor. There is no excuse for leaving your clothes in a communal dryer and leaving the laundromat. It's been years since I've had to use a laundromat. And I don't miss it.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2023 10:25 PM (0Htd1)
It use to be our Saturday night date while we were renting between house sale/purchase. Little to no customers on that evening.
Those rolling carts are fun to push your date in. Vroom-vroom
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra (aA3+G) at November 28, 2023 10:29 PM (aA3+G)
Yep. The risk of being caught for cyber crime is low...but the punishment is even lower.
Steal $1000 while causing $100M of pain for society and we punish you, lightly, for the $1000 and ignore the $100M of damage you caused.
Or the analogy I like to use...I have a door with a lock on it to my house. But...if someone really wants to break in they could. Instead of trying to turn my house into a literal fortress the threat of arrest...or me shooting a robber...keeps me safe.
On the internet though we expect every website, every forum, every email provider can and should be a perfect fortress when we KNOW that will never work. So...the answer? Hang people like you say. And cut whole damn countries off the internet (looking at you India and China).
Posted by: 18-1 at November 28, 2023 10:30 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: mindful webworker
I shall taunt you again!
Posted by: Le Mikleuse, mes cheres amis at November 28, 2023 10:30 PM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:31 PM (JrojV)
Posted by: Montec at November 28, 2023 10:31 PM (fNkOQ)
If it was me, I'd go with a battery-powered, heated codpiece of disturbing proportions.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 28, 2023 10:27 PM (QS/Jn)
***SNORT***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra (aA3+G) at November 28, 2023 10:31 PM (aA3+G)
How does one differentiate between her and the other politicians?
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 28, 2023 10:06 PM (1sRKq)
She provided value for money.
Posted by: It's a far more honest profession as well at November 28, 2023 10:31 PM (r/JV0)
The discovery raises concerns about background checks in the district and across the state.
Some school official is gettin' free ones.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2023 10:32 PM (0Htd1)
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I don't know, she might have brought a whole new, refreshing perspective to the subject.
Posted by: javems at November 28, 2023 10:32 PM (8I4hW)
Posted by: nerdygirl
I've called them Weirdomats for decades.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2023 10:29 PM (x7plP)
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I used to go to a laundromat here in town that was right next door to a pie shop. So I'd get my laundry done and then grab a slice of pie to go...
Then the pie shop moved across town and I now have my own washer & dryer...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 28, 2023 10:32 PM (BpYfr)
They wildly overbuilt out branches during the MAKE IT RAIN! easy money era....
my only concern is that cyber and app banking makes it easier with less potential carrying cost to fuck over the consumer.
Posted by: sven at November 28, 2023 10:32 PM (X0I7i)
When asked by his queen what happened to the royal jewels, all Ishbosheth had to say was, "Naturab. Whore's a vacuum."
I'll be here all week.
Posted
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 28, 2023 10:32 PM (hiMh5)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Heh. We got 2 inches early in November. It has turned to ice, mostly on the hills. Looked at my log from last year. 39 inches on the ground. I'm ready for the snow. Found a pair of 16 inch pac boots made by Whites Boots at the thrift store for $22.. Whites boots has been around since 1853. They moved to Spokane in 1927. Stopped in today to see if they had felts. Gentleman looked at my boots and said they were probably 30 years old. They look and feel like they've barely been broken in.Felts cost me $30.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus Maneo at November 28, 2023 10:33 PM (8Fae/)
Next Chefs game is in Green Bay, at night. I'll have to see the Chefs fans at Lambeau go to the trouble of putting on all that face paint to believe it.
Posted by: K.C. Wolf (mnw) at November 28, 2023 10:33 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 28, 2023 10:33 PM (1sRKq)
Not worried. I'll never set foot in one of those places.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 28, 2023 10:33 PM (V8he0)
Ugh not having laundry in unit sucked. It was the one and only apartment I had like that. All the other ones I made sure to have in until laundry.
Posted by: Montec at November 28, 2023 10:34 PM (fNkOQ)
Posted by: four seasons at November 28, 2023 10:34 PM (ichPI)
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Just dragging along in the snow.
Posted by: scampydog at November 28, 2023 10:34 PM (41CYW)
Get into small town USA and you have to duck down grocery store aisles before the person you know but don't want to talk to spots you.
A fly farts and everyone in town knows it within hours.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 28, 2023 10:34 PM (Zqeqr)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 28, 2023 10:35 PM (AhZSY)
He was singing The Passenger, the interesting thing is the instrumentation was Siouxsie And The Banshees version.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 28, 2023 10:35 PM (XV/Pl)
The short leopard-print skirt, giant hoop earrings, and gold-sequined tube top didn't clue you in?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 28, 2023 10:35 PM (QS/Jn)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 10:35 PM (HdzIW)
All Quiet on the Puppy Front. Mama is on the kitchen floor where it's cool (there's a heat lamp over the puppy box). The babies are asleep. Two more hours on my watch.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2023 10:36 PM (9mNHV)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 28, 2023 10:36 PM (F4bAW)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
You put relish on a steak?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 28, 2023 10:22 PM (63Dwl)
* * * *
*SNORT*
Of course not! A great steak needs no enhancements...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 28, 2023 10:36 PM (a8Rgt)
Posted by: Montec at November 28, 2023 10:37 PM (fNkOQ)
A fly farts and everyone in town knows it within hours.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Seriously. I've heard dirt on so many folks it isn't even funny. I try not to take it to heart 'cause someone is dishing the dirt, real or imagined, on me too.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2023 10:37 PM (x7plP)
Posted by: Montec at November 28, 2023 10:31 PM (fNkOQ)
Safety deposit boxes. But I'm not sure how popular they remain considering people want, rightly IMO, more immediate access to their stuff these days. And really, trust a bank to keep your stuff?
Posted by: RickZ at November 28, 2023 10:37 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 10:37 PM (HdzIW)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Ladies, I am ready to fire my "bullet".
Posted by: Deputy Fife at November 28, 2023 10:38 PM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 28, 2023 10:34 PM (Zqeqr)
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Yep, can relate. Gotta plan an extra 20 minutes at the store for both catching up and evasive maneuvers.
Posted by: scampydog at November 28, 2023 10:38 PM (41CYW)
Mrs. F. hates when I fold her laundry because I'm better at it.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 28, 2023 10:38 PM (RIvkX)
-Meta designed platforms to get children addicted,
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If parents weren't so desensitized and ignorant they would have done something about this.
Posted by: Braenyardiodo at November 28, 2023 10:38 PM (lEfwZ)
Posted by: Montec at November 28, 2023 10:37 PM (fNkOQ)
I remember enjoying Tim Allen and Kirstie Alley with the Amish.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 28, 2023 10:39 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Thank you.
I will keep that in mind.
Posted by: Miklos, just a gigolo, everywhere I go at November 28, 2023 10:39 PM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 28, 2023 10:35 PM (QS/Jn)
She could have just been from Jersey.
Posted by: not that there's anything wrong with that at November 28, 2023 10:39 PM (pjs7m)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 28, 2023 10:38 PM (RIvkX)
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Mrs. F. Is clumsy like a fox.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 28, 2023 10:39 PM (hiMh5)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 10:39 PM (HdzIW)
Posted by: not that there's anything wrong with that
*ala Sopranos*
OHHHHHHHH!!!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2023 10:40 PM (x7plP)
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No, we should eliminate it.
Posted by: Braenyardiodo at November 28, 2023 10:40 PM (lEfwZ)
Posted by: TecumsehTea at November 28, 2023 10:40 PM (JrYM1)
Posted by: below average at least at November 28, 2023 10:40 PM (pjs7m)
Posted by: Swedish Sauna Attendee at November 28, 2023 10:40 PM (k/khC)
Posted by: JT at November 28, 2023 10:40 PM (T4tVD)
Did Marisa Tomei wear that in My Cousin Vinny?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 10:41 PM (HdzIW)
Posted by: mindful webworker - farbatzz at November 28, 2023 10:41 PM (2he9d)
-Meta designed platforms to get children addicted,
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If parents weren't so desensitized and ignorant they would have done something about this.
Posted by: Braenyardiodo at November 28, 2023 10:38 PM (lEfwZ)
My parents thoroughly fucked me up well before the advent of social media, thank you very much.
Posted by: They were ahead of the curve I guess at November 28, 2023 10:41 PM (r/JV0)
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No, we should eliminate it.
Posted by: Braenyardiodo
Dear UN peoples, you have 15 minutes to vacate the building. The charges are set for 16 from now.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2023 10:41 PM (x7plP)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 28, 2023 10:36 PM (a8Rgt)
Buddy, we need to talk, . . .
Posted by: Sauteed Mushrooms at November 28, 2023 10:41 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Seriously. I've heard dirt on so many folks it isn't even funny. I try not to take it to heart 'cause someone is dishing the dirt, real or imagined, on me too.
Posted by: Tonypete
I deal with this by pre-emptively dishing dirt on myself.
Posted by: Miklos, over at Bug Tussle at November 28, 2023 10:41 PM (7eFYL)
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
Posted by: King Missile at November 28, 2023 10:41 PM (IQ6Gq)
Mrs. F. hates when I fold her laundry because I'm better at it.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 28, 2023 10:38 PM (RIvkX)
You are a better man than I.
Another name that The Fabulous responds to is "Laundry Fairy".
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra (aA3+G) at November 28, 2023 10:42 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Jackie Chiles at November 28, 2023 10:43 PM (qboHG)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 28, 2023 10:43 PM (1sRKq)
Posted by: javems at November 28, 2023 10:43 PM (8I4hW)
Posted by: Eromero at November 28, 2023 10:43 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: Drive by at November 28, 2023 10:44 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: The Free Hiya Clinic at November 28, 2023 10:44 PM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:44 PM (JrojV)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 28, 2023 10:36 PM (a8Rgt)
Buddy, we need to talk, . . .
Posted by: Sauteed Mushrooms at November 28, 2023 10:41 PM (emlEe)
No Shit!!!!
Posted by: Caramelized Onions at November 28, 2023 10:44 PM (aA3+G)
Well, I guess we've been edumacated, eh? Good grief.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 28, 2023 10:45 PM (V8he0)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:44 PM (JrojV)
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GFY
Posted by: Nanzi Pelosi at November 28, 2023 10:45 PM (hiMh5)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:44 PM (JrojV)
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You put your underwear on hangers?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 28, 2023 10:45 PM (F4bAW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 10:45 PM (HdzIW)
Loved the pumpkin pie pic you sent CBD, we were both laughing at that Sunday afternoon.
Posted by: Caramelized Onions at November 28, 2023 10:45 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 28, 2023 10:45 PM (IEw/x)
There is such a thing as an ex-hooker, though.
Cops used to say that hookers make the best wives, btw.
Posted by: K.C. Wolf (mnw) at November 28, 2023 10:46 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
NO WIRE HANGERS
Posted by: Mommy Dearest at November 28, 2023 10:46 PM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 28, 2023 10:46 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 28, 2023 10:46 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 10:47 PM (HdzIW)
Posted by: Drive by at November 28, 2023 10:47 PM (MNhXM)
It’s true, - the Bitch, - she aims to kill you. Stay carbon neutral, Fuckos!
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 28, 2023 10:48 PM (KS2Ed)
I've been out feeding the critters at -35 as long as the wind isn't blowing and I'm dressed accordingly I'm good. Always with an empty bladder.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra (aA3+G) at November 28, 2023 10:13 PM (aA3+G)
This is one of the things I miss about Montana. Absolutely cold days and nights. The air is dead and you can hear the tiniest noise from miles away. And the stars on those nights glitter like jewels.
Posted by: Beartooth at November 28, 2023 10:48 PM (M8a49)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 28, 2023 10:35 PM (AhZSY)
That's the best part. Watching them leave.
Posted by: Emmie at November 28, 2023 10:49 PM (Sf2cq)
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Joan Crawford wants a word with you.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 10:45 PM (HdzIW)
Only if they're made of wire.
Posted by: Sauteed Mushrooms at November 28, 2023 10:49 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:49 PM (JrojV)
#174
Posted by: Anna Puma
Cursed, I am
*stares at glass of Bourbon, decides do moar, if not better*
Posted by: Miklos is utterly defeated at November 28, 2023 10:50 PM (7eFYL)
"There's more donors". If you are incapable of forming simple sentences, you have no business in the office you hold. For this and many, many other reasons, she needs to go.
Posted by: Archimedes a
In fairness, she's more focused on bullshit than grammer.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2023 10:50 PM (0Htd1)
Those rolling carts are fun to push your date in. Vroom-vroom
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra (aA3+G) at November 28, 2023 10:29 PM (aA3+G)
You totally missed out on the opportunity offered from the "unbalanced washer on Spin" didn't you.
Pro-tip, choose Hot-Warm for wash and rinse cycle
Posted by: Kindltot at November 28, 2023 10:50 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 10:50 PM (HdzIW)
Next Chefs game is in Green Bay, at night. I'll have to see the Chefs fans at Lambeau go to the trouble of putting on all that face paint to believe it.
Posted by: K.C. Wolf (mnw) at November 28, 2023 10:33 PM (NLIak)
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I really hope they do. (And I'm a Packers fan!)
Posted by: IrishEi with yet another new laptop at November 28, 2023 10:51 PM (53Ltd)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 10:52 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Winter and critters are the two make or break hurdles out here. Hard winter means for sale signs in the spring. Met a couple last winter when I pulled the wife out of the ditch by my mailbox in early December They were from the Seattle area. I plowed their driveway a couple times before they hired someone. Their place sold this summer.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus Maneo at November 28, 2023 10:52 PM (8Fae/)
Pro-tip, choose Hot-Warm for wash and rinse cycle
Posted by: Kindltot
Yes.
There are advantages to having small Asian girlfriends.
Posted by: Miklos personally likes the fluff part at November 28, 2023 10:53 PM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 28, 2023 10:53 PM (QS/Jn)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 28, 2023 10:35 PM (AhZSY)
That's the best part. Watching them leave.
Posted by: Emmie
About 7 years for the movers to get out of town in the low desert.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2023 10:53 PM (00YaT)
Posted by: Jonah at November 28, 2023 10:54 PM (33nmr)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:54 PM (JrojV)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 28, 2023 10:54 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Bitches get stitches
Posted by: the Black Mass conclave at November 28, 2023 10:54 PM (7eFYL)
Posted by: K.C. Wolf (mnw) at November 28, 2023 10:54 PM (NLIak)
180 "Harry Potter and the Frozen Peen Prince" was the working title.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 28, 2023 10:46 PM (ybIRR)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Bone
HP and the Codpiece of Secrets
HP and the Penis-brrrr of Azkaban
HP and the Knob-goblet of Fire
HP and the Order of the Freeze-dicks
HP and the Half-cock Prince
HP and the Deathly Hogfroze
Posted by: Chilly Willy! at November 28, 2023 10:56 PM (r/JV0)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 28, 2023 10:56 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I stand with Israel and all Jews everywhere at November 28, 2023 10:56 PM (6TzTY)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:54 PM (JrojV)
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Duh, it's where they wash dishes at the cafeteria.
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at November 28, 2023 10:56 PM (41CYW)
Secret galaxy spanning female cult that controls FTL travel using black holes?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 28, 2023 10:56 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:54 PM (JrojV)
Careful. I would imagine some here never heard of a washateria.
Posted by: Drive by at November 28, 2023 10:57 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Jonah at November 28, 2023 10:57 PM (33nmr)
This.
Although I don't live that far north, I totally understand those lovely, clear-sky cold nights...crunchy snow, silence, bright stars, getting outside all bundled to feed the critters...
Something special with that...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 28, 2023 10:57 PM (1sRKq)
There are advantages to having small Asian girlfriends.
Posted by: Miklos personally likes the fluff part at November 28, 2023 10:53 PM (7eFYL)
Is this the origin of the fluffernutter?
Posted by: Hardly know 'er! at November 28, 2023 10:58 PM (r/JV0)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:54 PM (JrojV)
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Duh, it's where they wash dishes at the cafeteria.
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at November 28, 2023 10:56 PM (41CYW)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE REAL ME WOULD HAVE USED ALL CAPS.
Posted by: BEN ROTHLESSBERGERER at November 28, 2023 10:58 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:58 PM (JrojV)
Posted by: Jonah at November 28, 2023 10:59 PM (33nmr)
Have other morons gone to such rallies and then traveled by air? Any problems?
Posted by: Emmie at November 28, 2023 10:59 PM (Sf2cq)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 28, 2023 10:59 PM (QS/Jn)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 28, 2023 11:00 PM (llON8)
"Of all the special things we choose to do for our planet, let one of them to be of service to animals." ― Paul Oxton
My greatest service to wild animals is that I leave them the hell alone.
Posted by: RickZ at November 28, 2023 11:00 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: Jonah at November 28, 2023 11:00 PM (33nmr)
Secret galaxy spanning female cult that controls FTL travel using black holes?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 28, 2023 10:56 PM (Bd6X
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So nonfiction.
Posted by: scampydog at November 28, 2023 11:00 PM (41CYW)
My beagle once brought me a dear leg, hoof, hair and all. I thanked her and then threw it out in a deep wooden gully. Next day, here she came again with it.
Posted by: K.C. Wolf (mnw) at November 28, 2023 11:01 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: BifBewalski at November 28, 2023 11:01 PM (3CCua)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 28, 2023 11:01 PM (QS/Jn)
Rickles and Piscopo had stage slap fight get out of of control and Rickles started slapping Piscopo in the next skit.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 28, 2023 11:03 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 11:03 PM (HdzIW)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 28, 2023 11:04 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Jonah at November 28, 2023 11:05 PM (33nmr)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 28, 2023 11:05 PM (RIvkX)
I threw him out into the 13 degree morning, into the snowy yard, and was amazed that he became mobile just using his rear legs, and though, heck, he'll freeze.
Found the trap later, no mouse, right next to the door jamb under which he came and went from the house as he pleased, through a dime-sized hole under the jamb.
Blood and all, the trap is re-set.
Should have let Lily the corgi maul him. She wouldn't eat it, just keep pummeling it with jumps. She's 21 pounds.
Maybe tomorrow.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at November 28, 2023 11:05 PM (ZtgZZ)
FIFY
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 28, 2023 11:05 PM (QS/Jn)
Posted by: K.C. Wolf (mnw) at November 28, 2023 11:01 PM (NLIak)
The nose of a beagle. Boy, does that get a lot of them in trouble.
Posted by: RickZ at November 28, 2023 11:06 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 11:06 PM (JrojV)
Posted by: mnw at November 28, 2023 11:08 PM (NLIak)
They may well paint their faces with the blood of the immigrant/Invader that defiled their homeland soil...
Irish...are kinda like that.
Non ye know.
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 28, 2023 11:08 PM (UsQA1)
Posted by: Emmie at November 28, 2023 10:59 PM (Sf2cq)
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CBD's got bail money.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 28, 2023 11:08 PM (RIvkX)
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No, we should eliminate it.
Posted by: Braenyardiodo
This in spades. The F..ing UN has the blood of innocent Israelis on their hands. They were fully aware of the Hamas militarization of Gaza, including using their facilities as cover for their missle sites, CC centers and arms bunkers. They are fully aware of the genocidal hate taught in their schools. If I ever see blue helmets on US soil my point of aim will be 3 inches below the belt buckle.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus Maneo at November 28, 2023 11:09 PM (8Fae/)
Posted by: K.C. Wolf (mnw) at November 28, 2023 11:01 PM (NLIak)
Trust me on this one--she was upset that you hadn't slapped it on the grill and served it up. My beagle was so upset that I trashed her dead squirrel, I thought she would cry all night.
Luckily, she was a beagle, and not all that bright, nor one to remember much of anything for long.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 28, 2023 11:09 PM (Wfa6X)
Posted by: Drive by at November 28, 2023 11:10 PM (MNhXM)
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My girlfriend enjoyed the cold. We bought those long wool Army over coats and took the dog for runs, don't know what they called it it was land set aside for the Reserves to do whatever, most of the time it was vacant. It was open land and forest. The dog loved it, running free. We did too.
Posted by: Braenyardiodo at November 28, 2023 11:10 PM (lEfwZ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 11:06 PM (JrojV)
Like Alice Cooper and Glen Campbell being friends and golfing best buds. Both talented musicians. But talk about vastly different styles of music.
Posted by: RickZ at November 28, 2023 11:10 PM (emlEe)
Maybe tomorrow.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at November 28, 2023 11:05 PM (ZtgZZ)
You need to borrow my Piper? She's hell on mice. Really fast and accurate, for an idiot sled dog dropout.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 28, 2023 11:11 PM (Wfa6X)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at November 28, 2023 11:11 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 28, 2023 11:12 PM (R4t5M)
Not sure we ever had that problem in KC.... well, the James Gang, perhaps.
Posted by: mnw at November 28, 2023 11:12 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Drive by
THE HORDE CRIES OUT
Posted by: Uncle Palp, where have ye gone? at November 28, 2023 11:12 PM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Montec at November 28, 2023 11:12 PM (fNkOQ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 28, 2023 11:13 PM (AhZSY)
Posted by: Drive by at November 28, 2023 11:10 PM (MNhXM)
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We never had this conversation.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 28, 2023 11:13 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: mnw
Total missed opportunity to sock Bunny FooFoo
Little Bunny Foo Foo,
Hopping through the forest,
Scooping up the field mice,
And bopping them on the head.
(Spoken)
Down came the Good Fairy, and she said,
"Little Bunny Foo Foo,
I don't want to see you,
Scooping up the field mice
And bopping them on the head."
(Spoken)
"I'll give you three chances,
And if you don't behave,
I'm gonna turn you into a goon!"
Posted by: BifBewalski at November 28, 2023 11:14 PM (3CCua)
Posted by: Braenyardiodo at November 28, 2023 11:14 PM (lEfwZ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 11:14 PM (JrojV)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver
Tuppence a bag
Posted by: Old lady who sells bird food and fentanyl at November 28, 2023 11:14 PM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 28, 2023 11:12 PM (R4t5M)
Just make them pay their personal bills before they are removed. I'm sure the Dipples have tabs all over this City.
Posted by: RickZ at November 28, 2023 11:15 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief
They're loyal and lovable, though.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 28, 2023 11:15 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: BifBewalski at November 28, 2023 11:15 PM (3CCua)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 28, 2023 11:08 PM (RIvkX)
Well, that's a comfort.
Seriously, though, Mr. Bassman and I plan to fly next month. I'm a little apprehensive since it seems more people are being insane in public these days. And since we're all domestic terrorists now, I just wonder how many additional hassles we might face.
Posted by: Emmie at November 28, 2023 11:16 PM (Sf2cq)
Posted by: RickZ
Exactly. Then they make the list. Never to step on US soil ever again.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 28, 2023 11:16 PM (R4t5M)
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I'm set to call on the UN to fuck off.
Posted by: Cave Johnson at November 28, 2023 11:17 PM (W1KB6)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 28, 2023 11:17 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 28, 2023 11:15 PM (R4t5M)
Like huskies, they also talk to you, sometimes quite loudly.
Posted by: RickZ at November 28, 2023 11:17 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 28, 2023 11:18 PM (AhZSY)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 11:18 PM (JrojV)
Or, the Benjamin single shot pistol is very accurate.
Posted by: Braenyardiodo at November 28, 2023 11:18 PM (lEfwZ)
Posted by: mnw at November 28, 2023 11:18 PM (NLIak)
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I'm set to call on the UN to fuck off.
Posted by: Cave Johnson
Maybe feed the UN to Somalis, Houthis etc,
Posted by: Ethiopian kid with flies on eyes for the last 40 years at November 28, 2023 11:18 PM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 28, 2023 11:13 PM (AhZSY)
Hopefully you can convert some of your new neighbors to common sense. Or maybe not. You never know.
Posted by: Emmie at November 28, 2023 11:19 PM (Sf2cq)
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Are the branches necessary? I can't even remember the last time I was inside an actual bank.
Posted by: Cave Johnson at November 28, 2023 11:20 PM (W1KB6)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2023 11:20 PM (9mNHV)
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I'm set to call on the UN to fuck off.
Posted by: Cave Johnson at November 28, 2023 11:17 PM (W1KB6)
They're just pissed that we have all the meat, and more.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 28, 2023 11:20 PM (Wfa6X)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 11:20 PM (JrojV)
Or, the Benjamin single shot pistol is very accurate.
Posted by: Braenyardiodo at November 28, 2023 11:18 PM
We have one rescue cat that reads the same newsletter!
I think sparrows are on his list because they are invasive. Blue jays are on his list because the are just a$$holes.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 28, 2023 11:20 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: raimondo at November 28, 2023 11:21 PM (qMxEm)
Posted by: Emmie
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When you consider the number of flights a day the number of incidents is not high. Just be normal and watch for idiots.
Posted by: Braenyardiodo at November 28, 2023 11:21 PM (lEfwZ)
Posted by: Ethiopian kid with flies on eyes for the last 40 years at November 28, 2023 11:18 PM (7eFYL)
Move the UN to North Sentinel Island. Hilarity will surely ensue.
Posted by: RickZ at November 28, 2023 11:21 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 28, 2023 11:21 PM (R4t5M)
They're loyal and lovable, though.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner
___________
Unfortunately, they like to talk. A lot.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2023 11:22 PM (9mNHV)
This would be the only safe way to disinfect the building, before sending what scrap remains through the crusher and steel recyclers.
Question is, then... what to build (if anything) in it's place? I'm in favor of putting a nice pistol range there, but, well...NYC.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 28, 2023 11:22 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: mnw at November 28, 2023 11:22 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: raimondo on tap at November 28, 2023 11:23 PM (7eFYL)
Tomorrow-- ribeyes. With a side of acorn squash/butter & brown sugar.
Neighbor brought us a small elk roast the other day. Still deciding how to cook it.
Posted by: JQ at November 28, 2023 11:23 PM (njWTi)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 28, 2023 11:24 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: mnw at November 28, 2023 11:22 PM (NLIak)
Not a very good one. I mourn the loss of Lace Wigs and Machines for Sale. At least they were moderately entertaining, if bizarre. Retardo is just an idiot.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 28, 2023 11:24 PM (Wfa6X)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 28, 2023 11:24 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Braenyardiodo at November 28, 2023 11:21 PM (lEfwZ)
Well, I can try and fake "normal" anyway.
Posted by: Emmie at November 28, 2023 11:24 PM (Sf2cq)
Posted by: JQ at November 28, 2023 11:24 PM (njWTi)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 28, 2023 11:25 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:44 PM (JrojV)
I know, polyester knit doesn't crease!
Posted by: Kindltot at November 28, 2023 11:25 PM (D7oie)
Yesterday, I checked the spot price, and it was around $2014/ounce
And today it is $2043/ ounce.
Not a hint of inflation there.
Or go to the supermarket and check prices. Portions for different foods are smaller, and prices for some things have doubled in the last two years. Some things are only up 50%.
Posted by: A face in the crowd...... at November 28, 2023 11:25 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: JQ at November 28, 2023 11:23 PM
Wife did a deer roast in the crockpot the other day. It was excellent!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 28, 2023 11:25 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Emmie
I would like to try that myself, someday.
Posted by: No, Miklos is not looking at you funny at November 28, 2023 11:26 PM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Braenyardiodo at November 28, 2023 11:26 PM (lEfwZ)
"You're supposed to bite the head off the rat. And then eat everything except for that Green Part. Mom will clean up the mess when you're done..."
Posted by: JQ at November 28, 2023 11:27 PM (njWTi)
Posted by: mnw
He's in top form too. Guessing he's been snorting some good Cheeto dust tonight.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus Maneo at November 28, 2023 11:27 PM (8Fae/)
Are the branches necessary? I can't even remember the last time I was inside an actual bank.
Posted by: Cave Johnson
A few months ago, JP Morgan Chase finished building a new branch office in our little city. It is a brand new building.
That is one that is scheduled to close next year.
Ain't that somethin'?
Posted by: A face in the crowd...... at November 28, 2023 11:27 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 11:28 PM (JrojV)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 28, 2023 11:24 PM (RIvkX
I'm more concerned about not being allowed to board.
Posted by: Emmie at November 28, 2023 11:28 PM (Sf2cq)
Posted by: Braenyardiodo at November 28, 2023 11:26 PM
Opening day of deer rifle season is tomorrow.
I am planning on lots of "almost" steaks in the freezer!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 28, 2023 11:28 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: JQ
Crockpot.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus Maneo at November 28, 2023 11:28 PM (8Fae/)
Posted by: JQ at November 28, 2023 11:29 PM (njWTi)
Posted by: JQ at November 28, 2023 11:23 PM
Lucky.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 28, 2023 11:29 PM (R4t5M)
You've got the nose of a beagle.
Posted by: The Payolas at November 28, 2023 11:29 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2023 10:37 PM
A friend's grandson told her "Gran, you could pick up a bottle of milk at the grocery and it would be sour before you finished talking to everyone you knew."
Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at November 28, 2023 11:29 PM (KB0Aa)
Posted by: JQ
Crockpot.
Posted by: Sock Monkey *
Potte du Croque
Posted by: Chef Mikleuse, all fancy and classy at November 28, 2023 11:30 PM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Jonah at November 28, 2023 10:54 PM (33nmr)
Tay-tay is going to have to fly in from São Paulo if she is going to be there
Posted by: Kindltot at November 28, 2023 11:30 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 28, 2023 11:32 PM (QS/Jn)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus Maneo at November 28, 2023 11:32 PM (8Fae/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 10:50 PM (HdzIW)
"Karens gathered in their masses
Just like witches in black masses . . . "
Posted by: Kindltot at November 28, 2023 11:33 PM (D7oie)
Been drinking the rocket fuel again Retardo?
Posted by: sven at November 28, 2023 11:33 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: Ciampino - Hope the two babies outside stay warm... at November 28, 2023 11:33 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus
probably18 years in Congress, too
Posted by: Chef Mikleuse, term limited at November 28, 2023 11:34 PM (7eFYL)
Posted by: mnw at November 28, 2023 11:34 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: JQ at November 28, 2023 11:35 PM (njWTi)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 11:35 PM (JrojV)
Posted by: Drive by at November 28, 2023 10:57 PM (MNhXM)
Mom had one, but it climbed the trellis and started ripping the shingles off the porch. Pretty flowers though. Masses and masses of pretty flowers.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 28, 2023 11:35 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: JQ at November 28, 2023 11:35 PM (njWTi)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 28, 2023 11:36 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Emmie at November 28, 2023 11:36 PM (Sf2cq)
She worships Moloch and considers infanticide to be the most important issue in America...
if not earned by personal experience she earned the sobriquet by personal belief.
Posted by: sven at November 28, 2023 11:36 PM (X0I7i)
Just like witches in black masses . . . "
Posted by: Kindltot
Thread winner! Also thanks for the dang earworm.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus Maneo at November 28, 2023 11:36 PM (8Fae/)
Posted by: Emmie at November 28, 2023 11:36 PM (Sf2cq)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 28, 2023 11:36 PM (1sRKq)
Posted by: BifBewalski at November 28, 2023 11:37 PM (3CCua)
My heart is bursting with joy! Ace has found the hat that we can wear in the camps to know who and where we are! What a pal!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 28, 2023 11:37 PM (xG4kz)
I feel like there's about that many bank branches in my town of 70K residents.
Posted by: MaxCon at November 28, 2023 11:37 PM (jtmdt)
A woman said she felt violated and uncomfortable after someone took her clothes out of a dryer in her apartment building and folded them.
She's lucky someone was nice enough to fold them for her instead of just throwing them in a corner.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 28, 2023 10:16 PM (klJTj)
I did that when someone had left their crap in the dryer and left the facility, cutting into my reserved time. I guess she would have preferred a wrinkly heap.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 28, 2023 11:38 PM (Mzdiz)
another innocent person(s) will die tonight at the hands of thugs that walk our streets without repercussion from our vacant justice system. There will be multiple "Hit and Runs" from drivers without a license, insurance, and no legal reason for being here in the first place. and some valid citizen may die in the process. This is the day to day here now yet...
Ask Chief BECK of the LAPD..."OH Crime is down here this year."
Commiefornia... and Newsome is running for President in 2024...so bleak...so very bleak.
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 28, 2023 11:39 PM (UsQA1)
I thought the point of freezing one's penis was to eat it frozen, like a popsicle -- what's this "warning it up" shit?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 28, 2023 11:39 PM (xG4kz)
But she's also really into the whole baby-killing thing:
https://tinyurl.com/ypfucy32
Posted by: taylor swift sucks, not just her music at November 28, 2023 11:40 PM (pjs7m)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 28, 2023 11:40 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at November 28, 2023 11:40 PM (zdLoL)
Maybe Hindi to Finnish to Czech to English?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 28, 2023 11:40 PM (QS/Jn)
If you have a smoker and a meat thermometer I would suggest you season with salt, pepper and a lifeless paprika and chili powder. Grilll or smoke (smoke is better) to an internal temperature of 123 degrees Rest a couple minute s, slice thin and eat it all before anyone else learns you have it.
Posted by: Pete Bog at November 28, 2023 11:44 PM (IFFDd)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
HUMA!!!!!
Posted by: *hic* at November 28, 2023 11:44 PM (7eFYL)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 28, 2023 11:44 PM (RIvkX)
Myself, I guess I'll lurk...
But, don't think I'm not watching you Miklos😎
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 28, 2023 11:44 PM (1sRKq)
Move the UN to North Sentinel Island. Hilarity will surely ensue.
Posted by: RickZ
"Oh, really! Please -- just stop! We're stuffed to bursting already!"
-- North Sentinel Islanders, winners of the "You're Getting the U.N.!" sweepstakes
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 28, 2023 11:44 PM (xG4kz)
You say that like it's a bad thing...
Posted by: Ba'al and Moloch at November 28, 2023 11:44 PM (QS/Jn)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus Maneo at November 28, 2023 11:44 PM (8Fae/)
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I assume you only use Fab for all your laundry needs.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 28, 2023 11:45 PM (S4Tgw)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
I am happy for assisting with your issue
Posted by: "greg" from the Bombay Call Centre of Most Excelence at November 28, 2023 11:46 PM (7eFYL)
You think the troll is really a person?
Posted by: San Franpsycho
A troll is to a person as road guano is to an electric vehicle -- burned out waste
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 28, 2023 11:46 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2023 11:48 PM (LRy0O)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 28, 2023 11:36 PM (RIvkX)
Mom had a recipe of frying up a pound of hamburger and then adding a quart of canned tomatoes, chopped bell peppers, onions, ONE bay leaf and letting it simmer for an hour or so. Serve with garlic bread. It will feed a large family
Posted by: Kindltot at November 28, 2023 11:48 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
She might be a wrinkly heap.
Posted by: Miklos makes a reasonable guess at November 28, 2023 11:48 PM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Airplane! at November 28, 2023 11:49 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 28, 2023 11:48 PM (D7oie)
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I.e., a Manwich Sandwich.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 28, 2023 11:49 PM (S4Tgw)
Posted by: Montec at November 28, 2023 11:50 PM (bWsRe)
Posted by: Pete Bog at November 28, 2023 11:50 PM (IFFDd)
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Oh, LOL!
But, unfortunately, we do *not* have a smoker...
Gots grill, crockpot, oven. That's it.
Posted by: JQ at November 28, 2023 11:50 PM (njWTi)
Posted by: Airplane!
I heard that in a loud Garrett Morris voice.
Posted by: Miklos cups hands around ears at November 28, 2023 11:50 PM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Miklos makes a reasonable guess at November 28, 2023 11:48 PM (7eFYL)
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wrinkly heap > Motley Hoop
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 28, 2023 11:51 PM (S4Tgw)
Missing cat comes home just in time for Christmas... after 11 years
https://mol.im/a/12800601
Posted by: Ciampino - Plagiarism - trouble for something you didn't do at November 28, 2023 11:51 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 28, 2023 11:51 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Miklos an Magyar at November 28, 2023 11:52 PM (7eFYL)
I learned at the top of the page that...
"Singles are looking for serious men in Denver"!
(I need to change my browser...)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 28, 2023 11:53 PM (1sRKq)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 28, 2023 11:53 PM (D7oie)
Gots grill
Posted by: JQ at November 28, 2023 11:50 PM (njWTi)
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https://tinyurl.com/3d36nbn2
(Amazon)
Works for me!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 28, 2023 11:53 PM (S4Tgw)
Posted by: mnw at November 28, 2023 11:53 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Pete Bog at November 28, 2023 11:53 PM (IFFDd)
Evening, all.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at November 28, 2023 11:54 PM (JHyCB)
Posted by: 1968 Bumper Sticker at November 28, 2023 11:54 PM (83IzV)
Posted by: Butthead at November 28, 2023 11:55 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 28, 2023 11:55 PM (RIvkX)
so the new cat is lovin' on my wife right now. They were made for each other
Posted by: Kindltot at November 28, 2023 11:55 PM (D7oie)
Back in the day I was duck hunting one bitterly cold morning...and had to pee.
I managed to get the zipper down and write my name in the snow, but my hands got so cold I could not grip the zipper to close it.
Facing the potential frostbite of the wedding tackle, my survival instincts went into high gear.
Burning gunpowder = heat
I fired a few rounds of 12 gauge into the air and thawed my hands on the barrel of the shotgun and got the zipper up. Whew!
Posted by: waepnedmann at November 28, 2023 11:56 PM (89jdu)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner
My beagle is good at hunting down baby rabbits that the mother rabbit is stupid enough to have in my yard. I do not enjoy having to bury mutilated baby rabbits.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2023 11:56 PM (0Htd1)
Cut off from her social and creative communities, she felt unmoored and alienated.
Kinda raycity-raycyst, isn't it?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 28, 2023 11:57 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Warren Zevon at November 28, 2023 11:57 PM (QS/Jn)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2023 11:57 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 28, 2023 11:53 PM (D7oie)
===
This is impressive. I bet your tom yum rocks.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 28, 2023 11:57 PM (RIvkX)
Sure they were 🤦♀️Men beat women physically every time. Even I as a woman find this to be rubbish.
Prehistoric women were BETTER at hunting than men, study claims.
https://mol.im/a/12799713
Posted by: Ciampino - Plagiarism - trouble for something you didn't do? at November 28, 2023 11:57 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2023 10:25 PM (0Htd1)
I think it depends in part upon how many machines are available. Apartment and motel laundromats often have a scant few machines, and it behooves the users to empty the machines promptly once the cycle is done. Big commercial laundromats often have more machines than customers, so tying one up for a period of time really causes no other person any hardship.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2023 11:58 PM (LRy0O)
I met Mr. Cooper in the St. Louis (City) Circuit Attorney's Warrant Office, circa 1990.
I was impressed that he was a normal, polite human being!
Posted by: mnw at November 28, 2023 11:58 PM (NLIak)
Frozen peni:
Back in the day I was duck hunting one bitterly cold morning...and had to pee.
I managed to get the zipper down and write my name in the snow, but my hands got so cold I could not grip the zipper to close it.
Facing the potential frostbite of the wedding tackle, my survival instincts went into high gear.
Burning gunpowder = heat
I fired a few rounds of 12 gauge into the air and thawed my hands on the barrel of the shotgun and got the zipper up. Whew!
Posted by: waepnedmann
That tale puts Jack London's "To Build a Fire" to shame!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 28, 2023 11:58 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: azjaeger at November 28, 2023 11:59 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 28, 2023 11:59 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Now see?
The ONT crowd are definitely the A Team.
Posted by: Col. Hannibal Miklos loves it when a joke comes together at November 29, 2023 12:00 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 29, 2023 12:00 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief
So, you weren't impressed with his brilliiant "orange Jesus" remark?
Anyway, the only good thing about Obama is that he doesn't have to throw his money away on spray tanning.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2023 12:00 AM (0Htd1)
Posted by: JQ at November 29, 2023 12:00 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 28, 2023 10:29 PM (klJTj)
She had good taste in cars.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2023 12:00 AM (LRy0O)
When the first words out of everyone's mouth about a new assignment was, "If you enjoy outdoor stuff, you'll like it there," you knew you were going to be in the ass-end of nowhere.
Mind you, I could still enjoy those places. But you had to prepare for doing things via mail-order, not having a variety of restaurants, etc. (Maine: "Hey! We have variety! You can get lobsters AND potatoes!")
Posted by: GWB at November 29, 2023 12:00 AM (HMvgH)
YEAH....TROLL
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 29, 2023 12:00 AM (UsQA1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 28, 2023 11:51 PM (RIvkX)
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I am game for an incidental learning session. I don't know the difference, and always buy smoked.
Posted by: scampydog at November 29, 2023 12:02 AM (41CYW)
Ah yes, the one pound packages that are now 12 ounces.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2023 12:03 AM (0Htd1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 29, 2023 12:03 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus Maneo at November 29, 2023 12:03 AM (8Fae/)
Posted by: mnw at November 29, 2023 12:04 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
I wish I had a few Bangles.
Actually, just Susanna Hoffs.
Posted by: Miklosdoes not agree with Edith Piaf on the whole "no regrets" thing at November 29, 2023 12:05 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 29, 2023 12:05 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 29, 2023 12:05 AM (UsQA1)
Posted by: Emmie
I sometimes watch airport youtubes. Don't get drunk and bitch at the people behind the counter.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2023 12:05 AM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 28, 2023 10:29 PM (klJTj)
She had good taste in cars.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Miss Jane
I want her car
Posted by: Miklos-Milburn Drysdale at November 29, 2023 12:07 AM (7eFYL)
How does one differentiate between her and the other politicians?
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 28, 2023 10:06 PM (1sRKq)
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She's the attractive one?
Posted by: Ciampino - Company that makes yardsticks won't be making them any longer. at November 29, 2023 12:07 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 29, 2023 12:08 AM (UsQA1)
Posted by: Miklos emphasizes that Spanish paproka is vastly inferior to Hungarian at November 29, 2023 12:09 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: azjaeger at November 28, 2023 11:59 PM (3/XaG)
It could be because of a catastrophic collapse in demand due to a ruined economy.
Or hopefully it's because the refineries slightly overshot production and there is a shortage of storage for gasoline. This happened back during the Trump years, and the price of gas took an abrupt drop as the system had to make room for the incoming product.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 29, 2023 12:09 AM (QS/Jn)
Just another reason I'm glad I don't have a dik..
Posted by: COMountainMarie
It can be an issue when in frigid weather but the most pressing problem is trying to get 3 inches of pene out of 6 inches of clothing to pee.
Or so I've been told. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2023 10:07 PM (x7plP)
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We need an expert opinion from The Paolo.
Posted by: Ciampino - Company that makes yardsticks won't be making them any longer at November 29, 2023 12:09 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Sock Monkey
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Agreed!
Aunt Bee-- would've cooked up the most mouth-watering, classic holiday meal and served it up on heirloom china.
Granny-- would've cooked roadkill with bitter greens (roadside weeds) and let you dish your own into whatever bowl you brought along. Utensils optional...
Posted by: JQ at November 29, 2023 12:10 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JQ
Crockpot.
Posted by: Sock Monkey *
Potte du Croque
Posted by: Chef Mikleuse, all fancy and classy at November 28, 2023 11:30 PM (7eFYL)
***
At my house.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 29, 2023 12:12 AM (uSHSS)
Won't use none of Ellie Mae's ladyfingers, neither.
Posted by: Granny at November 29, 2023 12:12 AM (7eFYL)
How does one differentiate between her and the other politicians?
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 28, 2023 10:06 PM (1sRKq)
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She has a work ethic.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 29, 2023 12:13 AM (uSHSS)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 29, 2023 12:12 AM (uSHSS)
Posted by: no response because indicates silence at November 29, 2023 12:13 AM (7eFYL)
Not to mention that she would use the same kettle she had just boiled the laundry in.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 29, 2023 12:14 AM (QS/Jn)
Ah yes, the one pound packages that are now 12 ounces.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2023 12:03 AM (0Htd1)
My favorite "change" is national brand bags of chips/snacks no longer have a price stamped on them, like the new and improved 2.5 oz. bag of chips (which was originally 8 oz. back in college in the '70s but has shrunk over time to this). With no price to be seen. Until checkout. And it's almost a dollar an ounce for potato chips.
Posted by: RickZ at November 29, 2023 12:14 AM (emlEe)
Luckily, she was a beagle, and not all that bright, nor one to remember much of anything for long.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief
Are we still talking about Taylor Swift, here?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 29, 2023 12:15 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
That...that is just Mean.
Posted by: Britney Spears at November 29, 2023 12:17 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 28, 2023 10:16 PM (fY84s)
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You going to let a crab get hold of your frozen dick, you might as well wave it goodby. Remember Space is not much above 0°K.
Posted by: Ciampino - Company that makes yardsticks won't be making them any longer ... at November 29, 2023 12:17 AM (qfLjt)
serve with roasted potato's, green beans and a firm red wine
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 29, 2023 12:18 AM (UsQA1)
Ah yes, the one pound packages that are now 12 ounces.
Posted by: nerdygirl
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Almost all processed meats now have more water in them.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2023 12:19 AM (XeU6L)
Once located the bodies can be identified, and family members can properly mourn their loved ones - ZAKA360 teams are currently working together with military personnel to recover bodies from off-road, hard to reach areas.
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Otzma Yehudit: 'We will not be part of a government that allows Hamas to exist'
Sources in the party emphasize that if another deal is brought to the government that will result in the stopping of the war, all six Otzma Yehudit Knesset members, led by Minister Itamar Ben Gvir, will leave the coalition.
Posted by: Braenyardiodo at November 29, 2023 12:20 AM (lEfwZ)
I made donation today to kitty rescue today...
*finally* got a prepaid card, ya know.
Bless you all again for taking care of those critters!!!!
Posted by: JQ at November 29, 2023 12:20 AM (njWTi)
Ah yes, the one pound packages that are now 12 ounces.
Posted by: nerdygirl
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12oz of bacon is not enough.
Posted by: scampydog at November 29, 2023 12:22 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: LRob in OK at November 28, 2023 10:22 PM (TSQkU)
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In Lefty parlance: Stochastic weather patterns.
Posted by: Ciampino - Stationery jokes? Rulers is where I draw the line... at November 29, 2023 12:22 AM (qfLjt)
It can be an issue when in frigid weather but the most pressing problem is trying to get 3 inches of pene out of 6 inches of clothing to pee.
Or so I've been told. . .
Posted by: Tonypete
Why, threading it through that ridiculous guillotine opening in one's undershorts alone to get it ready to aim before firing wastes many, many precious seconds ...
... and thus was born the yank down the elastic waistband and dangle it over the gunwale to attain blessed relief maneuver
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 29, 2023 12:22 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2023 12:22 AM (0Htd1)
I made donation today to kitty rescue today...
Posted by: JQ at November 29, 2023 12:20 AM (njWTi)
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JQ, bless your heart.
Posted by: Ciampino - The cats are all eternally grateful. at November 29, 2023 12:24 AM (qfLjt)
We laughed.
Posted by: JQ at November 29, 2023 12:25 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JQ at November 29, 2023 12:26 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JQ at November 29, 2023 12:29 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Miklosio di Fiumicino at November 29, 2023 12:29 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: That dopey royal schmuck said so at November 28, 2023 10:22 PM (pjs7m)
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Best if applied by busty redhead.
Posted by: Ciampino - Stationery jokes? Rulers is where I draw the line.. at November 29, 2023 12:30 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: JQ at November 29, 2023 12:31 AM (njWTi)
Pity Party. Shared a good cry with the cashier. But then, she had also caught her eyebrow piercing in the Covid plexiglass.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 29, 2023 12:31 AM (e6UQI)
Spanish police has arrested José Andrés Calderón, a young man who has been organizing anti-separatist rosary protests in recent days
The police have been clamping down heavily in recent days on people praying the rosary in front of the HQ of the ruling PSOE party
Posted by: Braenyardiodo at November 29, 2023 12:31 AM (lEfwZ)
Posted by: Miklos, with geometric logic at November 29, 2023 12:32 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Braenyardiodo at November 29, 2023 12:31 AM (lEfwZ)
Sounds like they need a new General Franco.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2023 12:32 AM (BTZCA)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 29, 2023 12:33 AM (k1Qly)
I think for Valentine's Day, in honor of my ancestors, I'll have a box of chocolates in the shape of human hearts, with red cherry syrup inside them...
The outside of the box decorated with codex images of ritual cardiodectomies done the traditional way.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2023 12:33 AM (ynpvh)
Just a regular guy, with knowledge of The *Before* Times. (and a great sense of humor!)
Posted by: JQ at November 29, 2023 12:34 AM (njWTi)
But with a link:
Michigan boy, 12, steals FORKLIFT and leads cops on crazed chase
https://mol.im/a/12802681
Posted by: Ciampino - Stationery jokes? Rulers is where I draw the line. at November 29, 2023 12:34 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Miklos, CHEERS! at November 29, 2023 12:35 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Braenyardiodo at November 29, 2023 12:35 AM (lEfwZ)
I left out the Burgundy Reduction sauce while your venison roast was resting...
2 cups of a "Reputable" Regional Burgundy in a medium sauce pan
Bring to low boil add half stick butter, 2 cloves crushed garlic, pinch of salt & pepper and some sprigs of Rosemary
Wisk wisk wisk reduce heat to low until your mixture thickens...slice your venison in thin medallions and spoon over to serve.
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 29, 2023 12:36 AM (UsQA1)
How does one differentiate between her and the other politicians?
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 28, 2023 10:06 PM (1sRKq)
The "convicted" part.
Posted by: RickZ at November 28, 2023 10:25 PM (emlEe)
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Brilliant RickZ
Posted by: Ciampino - Stationery jokes? Rulers is where I draw the line at November 29, 2023 12:36 AM (qfLjt)
Michigan boy, 12, steals FORKLIFT and leads cops on crazed chase
https://mol.im/a/12802681
Posted by: Ciampino - Stationery jokes? Rulers is where I draw the line. at November 29, 2023 12:34 AM (qfLjt)
That machine is what is known in the trade as a "zoom boom".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2023 12:38 AM (BTZCA)
Posted by: Pete Bog
I wouldn't have known what you meant by that, but I bought some paprika, Hungarian yet, from a specialty store. I had not realized what good paprika tasted like. Then I ventured into smoked paprika, hot paprika, and sweet paprika.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2023 12:38 AM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 29, 2023 12:41 AM (UsQA1)
REPORT: The Department of 'Justice' demanded that Twitter (X) hand over a list of users who engaged with Donald Trump's posts in relation to Jack Smith's J6 investigation.
This means many of you may have been targeted.
Smith demanded Twitter provide data on "all lists of Twitter users who have favorited or retweeted tweets posted by [Trump], as well as all tweets that include the username associated with the account (i.e., ‘mentions’ or ‘replies’
."
Jack Smith also demanded Trump's drafted tweets as well as his DMs.
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Be interesting to see what Musk does with this.
Posted by: Braenyardiodo at November 29, 2023 12:41 AM (lEfwZ)
It turns out, he’s a “Native American.” That’s according to his mother.
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Good pics of the kid if you haven't seen them.
https://is.gd/VCR2OM
Posted by: Braenyardiodo at November 29, 2023 12:43 AM (lEfwZ)
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 29, 2023 12:44 AM (UsQA1)
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 29, 2023 12:49 AM (UsQA1)
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That is... interesting...
"Demanded"? Demanded, as in "subpoena"???
Inquiring minds want to know!
Also, who TF is Jack Smith?
Posted by: JQ at November 29, 2023 12:50 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2023 12:51 AM (X3tTh)
Posted by: Braenyardiodo at November 29, 2023 12:31 AM (lEfwZ)
We don't hear much about Catalan separating here in the US, but it appears the topic has the Spanish government scared spitless.
https://tinyurl.com/4vua9ubc
I get the impression that they will throw anybody, on both sides of the issue, in jail as they hope the problem will just go away.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 29, 2023 12:51 AM (QS/Jn)
Posted by: JQ at November 29, 2023 12:50 AM (njWTi)
I think it's safe to assume it's not Whistling Jack Smith.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2023 12:51 AM (BTZCA)
Posted by: Braenyardiodo at November 29, 2023 12:52 AM (lEfwZ)
Posted by: JQ at November 29, 2023 12:53 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Braenyardiodo at November 29, 2023 12:52 AM (lEfwZ)
Yeah. I am going to get an early one, too. Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2023 12:55 AM (BTZCA)
This could be a protracted discussion.
Posted by: Miklos, with geometric logic at November 29, 2023 12:32 AM (7eFYL)
If only there was a way to connect these two points...
Posted by: Diogenes at November 29, 2023 12:55 AM (uSHSS)
Re: The Zero Hedge article. Shit, looks like my bank is shutting down the branch nearest me. We'll still have several but that *is* worrisome. Might have to consider switching banks. Bummer.
Posted by: Robert at November 29, 2023 12:56 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Montec at November 28, 2023 10:37 PM (fNkOQ)
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Funny Farm with Madolyn Smith
I remember that. Good. Could have been better as I don't like Chevy Chase.
Posted by: Ciampino - Bread is like the Sun, it rises in the yeast and sets in the waist at November 29, 2023 12:57 AM (qfLjt)
If they go T.U., we'll be in deeeep doodoo...
Posted by: JQ at November 29, 2023 12:59 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Drive by at November 29, 2023 01:03 AM (MNhXM)
Burning gunpowder = heat
I fired a few rounds of 12 gauge into the air and thawed my hands on the barrel of the shotgun and got the zipper up. Whew!
Posted by: waepnedmann at November 28, 2023 11:56 PM (89jdu)
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I really thought you were going to warm the nether region using the very warm, recently fired, spent cartridges. In your shorts.
Posted by: Ciampino - No singeing in the shower at November 29, 2023 01:08 AM (qfLjt)
Then came the woo-floo scare, and the bank closed to In-Person Traffic. No box access!
Once they lifted that restriction, (EFF THAT!!!) I emptied/ cancelled the damn S.D. box and brought everything home.
Posted by: JQ at November 29, 2023 01:09 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JQ at November 29, 2023 12:29 AM (njWTi)
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Yes we cried. All that effort by Scarlet and not one survived. Seems the vet had no 'treatment' available any more than us.
Biscuits lost 2 babies and that was a scare.
You are all wonderful people.
Posted by: Ciampino - No singeing in the shower. at November 29, 2023 01:22 AM (qfLjt)
Hope Outdoor Calico will "come 'round" with her babies as well. You all are what we call Good People!
This year, our charitable donation will be to the local animal shelter. I will buy a bunch of pet food and deliver it later this week, and continue throughout the years.
Critters don't have the same resources that hoomanz have!
Posted by: JQ at November 29, 2023 01:29 AM (njWTi)
https://mol.im/a/12801839
Is this a Purdy offense?
Posted by: Ciampino - No singeing in the rain. at November 29, 2023 01:37 AM (qfLjt)
https://is.gd/FH0CyS
F**k the WHO - no not you guys in th band.
Posted by: Ciampino - No singeing in the rain.... at November 29, 2023 01:40 AM (qfLjt)
‘Not A Single Cent’: Germany Joins European Union in Pulling Funding for U.N. Palestinian Aid Group
https://is.gd/mhzKLn
Posted by: Ciampino - No singeing in the rain... at November 29, 2023 01:41 AM (qfLjt)
This could be a protracted discussion.
Posted by: Miklos, with geometric logic at November 29, 2023 12:32 AM (7eFYL)
If only there was a way to connect these two points...
Posted by: Diogenes
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For some reason, this strikes a chord.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2023 01:42 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: JQ at November 29, 2023 01:43 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 29, 2023 01:46 AM (1sRKq)
https://mol.im/a/12800651
It won't fly.
Picture this (not Sofia): Hagar the Horrible. Wife Helga is carrying a serving tray with what looks like a roasted bird in flight. Daughter (Honi) says "Mum, it doesn't matter how you dress it, Dad will know it's liver!"
Posted by: Ciampino - No singeing in the rain.. at November 29, 2023 01:51 AM (qfLjt)
There IS NO "Palestine". It's Gaza, and it's populated mostly by Jordanians, and then some Syrians. All who were abandoned there by their "nations" in 1948, being assured that they'd get to return to Israel, as soon as Israel was swept into the Mediterranean.
There is no Palestinian LANGUAGE. They speak Arabic. There is no Palestinian HISTORY, you'd have to study Jordan and Syria. There is no unique Palestinian CULTURE, other than the thuggish brutality they've embraced since 1948.
And, it's not "Fuck Gaza". It's RAZE Gaza. And purge it's underground. Grade it and make it into a giant hog farm. That's about the only way to keep the muzzies out, from now on.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 29, 2023 01:54 AM (e6UQI)
This could be a protracted discussion.
Posted by: Miklos, with geometric logic at November 29, 2023 12:32 AM (7eFYL)
If only there was a way to connect these two points...
Posted by: Diogenes
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Heck! I can connect it to the frozen penis story: the guy was... purpledickular.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 29, 2023 01:55 AM (S4Tgw)
This could be a protracted discussion.
Posted by: Miklos, with geometric logic at November 29, 2023 12:32 AM (7eFYL)
If only there was a way to connect these two points...
Posted by: Diogenes
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For some reason, this strikes a chord.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2023 01:42 AM (XeU6L)
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We could encompass all your suggestions.
Posted by: Ciampino - Ciampino - Stationery jokes? Rulers is where I draw the line at at November 29, 2023 01:55 AM (qfLjt)
This could be a protracted discussion.
Posted by: Miklos, with geometric logic at November 29, 2023 12:32 AM (7eFYL)
If only there was a way to connect these two points...
Posted by: Diogenes
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Heck! I can connect it to the frozen penis story: the guy was... purpledickular.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 29, 2023 01:55 AM (S4Tgw)
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You could say it was set square?
Posted by: Ciampino - Ciampino - Stationery jokes? Rulers is where I draw the line at! at November 29, 2023 01:58 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 29, 2023 02:00 AM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 29, 2023 02:00 AM (S4Tgw)
Posted by: Ciampino - Ciampino - Stationery jokes? Rulers is where I draw the line at! at November 29, 2023 01:58 AM (qfLjt)
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Dunno. This is where you have me stumped.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 29, 2023 02:02 AM (S4Tgw)
This could be a protracted discussion.
Posted by: Miklos, with geometric logic at November 29, 2023 12:32 AM (7eFYL)
If only there was a way to connect these two points...
Posted by: Diogenes
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For some reason, this strikes a chord.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2023 01:42 AM (XeU6L)
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We could encompass all your suggestions.
Posted by: Ciampino
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To the nth degree?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2023 02:03 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: JQ at November 29, 2023 02:03 AM (njWTi)
"Wiolent wiolet wapours." Cute.
Posted by: Ciampino - The past, present, and future walked into a bar. Things got a little tense. at November 29, 2023 02:04 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino - Ciampino - Stationery jokes? Rulers is where I draw the line at! at November 29, 2023 01:58 AM (qfLjt)
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Dunno. This is where you have me stumped.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 29, 2023 02:02 AM (S4Tgw)
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Well let me give you some staple food.
Posted by: Ciampino - The past, present, and future walked into a bar. Things got a little tense at November 29, 2023 02:06 AM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/12803207
So nice to see pressure applied to the Other Side.
Posted by: Ciampino - The past, present, and future walked into a bar. Things got a little tense! at November 29, 2023 02:12 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino - The past, present, and future walked into a bar. Things got a little tense at November 29, 2023 02:06 AM (qfLjt)
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If only the comments section here allowed for attachments...
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 29, 2023 02:19 AM (S4Tgw)
Posted by: Ciampino - The past, present, and future walked into a bar. Things got a little tense! at November 29, 2023 02:12 AM (qfLjt)
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How any human can be thick enough to be influenced by models and entertainers remains beyond me.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 29, 2023 02:21 AM (S4Tgw)
Even their Greatest of All Time really is, just simply, a GOAT.
The pali boys all say she's not baa-a-a-a-a-d-d-d, though.
But then, they're only able to compare their GOAT to each other's arseholes, and, well....they're palis.
No WONDER they strap on suicide vests. You would too, if all you had to fuck was palis and one GOAT.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 29, 2023 02:22 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Jim at November 29, 2023 02:22 AM (e6UQI)
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I don't want to rape ANYBODY.
I hope that doesn't decertify my moronship. I paid good money get that degree framed!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 29, 2023 02:25 AM (S4Tgw)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 29, 2023 02:25 AM (S4Tgw)
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MD > Moron Degree
Now we can all park anywhere we want!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 29, 2023 02:28 AM (S4Tgw)
Doesn't decertify your mornonship, but you're gonna have to be the one to ride back and get a whole shitload of dimes.
And if you don't get *that* reference, then your Moronship Card IS suspended, pending review!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
/zzzz Horde
Posted by: Jim at November 29, 2023 02:29 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Jim at November 29, 2023 02:22 AM (e6UQI)
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I don't want to rape ANYBODY.
I hope that doesn't decertify my moronship. I paid good money get that degree framed!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 29, 2023 02:25 AM (S4Tgw)
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Did you get the rice paper one or the brown paper sack one, you know, the one with meat juice stains on it?
Posted by: Ciampino - Yuz waz framed? at November 29, 2023 02:30 AM (qfLjt)
https://is.gd/Kz1BL6
Caution for sensitive viewers: cleavage warning
Posted by: Ciampino - That picture will be framed at November 29, 2023 02:34 AM (qfLjt)
and then in it went gay.
OK then;. buh bye!
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 29, 2023 02:00 AM (xaFKb)
First season, great promise. Second season, put a chick in it, make her gay, make it lame.
They can just... fuck right off to fuck off mountain.
Can't we just use the premise and stick to it and follow it to it's logical conclusion? No, we have to bend it.
So, get bent.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 29, 2023 02:36 AM (Wfa6X)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2023 01:42 AM (XeU6L)
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We could encompass all your suggestions.
Posted by: Ciampino
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To the nth degree?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2023 02:03 AM (XeU6L)
I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE NO MATH!
Knock it off, before I come back there and square your hypotenuse.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 29, 2023 02:40 AM (Wfa6X)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 29, 2023 02:40 AM (Wfa6X)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2023 01:42 AM (XeU6L)
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We could encompass all your suggestions.
Posted by: Ciampino
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To the nth degree?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2023 02:03 AM (XeU6L)
I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE NO MATH!
Knock it off, before I come back there and square your hypotenuse.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 29, 2023 02:40 AM (Wfa6X)
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So, you're taking sides now?
Posted by: Ciampino - stochastic geometry at November 29, 2023 02:42 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 29, 2023 02:40 AM (Wfa6X)
Ah, I remember the days when 'work' was a four-letter word. Now it's just a bunch of letters.
Posted by: RickZ at November 29, 2023 02:44 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 29, 2023 02:44 AM (S4Tgw)
https://is.gd/bcgB89
Posted by: Ciampino - The Ugly One at November 29, 2023 02:45 AM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/12801357
Yep, blame someone else, specially Whitey.
Posted by: Ciampino - Chicago - The Ugly One at November 29, 2023 02:49 AM (qfLjt)
'What is he smoking?' Illinois Dem Gov. JB Pritzker is slammed for claiming violent crime is FALLING in the Windy City after it was hit by another nine armed robberies
https://mol.im/a/12800397
Posted by: Ciampino - Chicago - The Ugly Two at November 29, 2023 02:51 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino - Chicago - The Ugly Too at November 29, 2023 02:56 AM (qfLjt)
'What is he smoking?' Illinois Dem Gov. JB Pritzker is slammed for claiming violent crime is FALLING in the Windy City after it was hit by another nine armed robberies
https://mol.im/a/12800397
Posted by: Ciampino - Chicago - The Ugly Two at November 29, 2023 02:51 AM (qfLjt)
Well, we seem to be in the 'all lies, al the time' part of the program.
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2023 02:58 AM (di6C2)
Posted by: RickZ
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Ahahaha!
Yep!
Posted by: JQ at November 29, 2023 03:02 AM (njWTi)
https://mol.im/a/12799881
Posted by: Ciampino - Ants don't get sick because they have antybodies at November 29, 2023 03:06 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: JQ at November 29, 2023 03:07 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JQ at November 29, 2023 03:10 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JQ at November 29, 2023 03:11 AM (njWTi)
https://mol.im/a/12801431
Posted by: Ciampino - If an ant sinks in water it's a girl, if it floats it's buoyant at November 29, 2023 03:12 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino - If an ant sinks in water it's a girl, if it floats it's buoyant! at November 29, 2023 03:14 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: JQ at November 29, 2023 03:18 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Ciampino - If an ant sinks in water it's a girl, if it floats it's buoyant! at November 29, 2023 03:14 AM (qfLjt)
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It will until the winter solstice.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 29, 2023 03:19 AM (S4Tgw)
Posted by: JQ at November 29, 2023 03:23 AM (njWTi)
Grateful for roof over our heads!
Posted by: JQ at November 29, 2023 03:10 AM (njWTi)
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Rose, the other outside girl, has started to come inside the front door for a very short while when my daughter leaves for work. She's obviously fixed as no kittens in a couple of years that she's been around and is so friendly that I figured from the beginning she had to have been someone else's inside cat. I hope she was abandoned and didn't just decide to change abode. We had a black male that did that. Belonged to someone about 3 houses down from us and across the road. Spent more and more time with us until he hardly ever left. He even slept on the bed at night. The owner worked at Kmart and told my wife, at the till, about this black cat she had that spent all its time with neighbors. My Wife didn't say anything at the time.
Posted by: Ciampino - If an ant sinks in water it's a girl, if it floats it's buoyant!! at November 29, 2023 03:24 AM (qfLjt)
https://t.co/kHaF9vleYy
Posted by: Ciampino - In-Laws & Outlaws? Outlaws are Wanted. at November 29, 2023 03:29 AM (qfLjt)
I 'stole' current Cat (unintentionally!) from a neighbor. He was *always* in our yard for over a year. We're at the edge of city limits and Jerk People dump animals out here all the time. Worst right after Holidays. He was scruffy looking and I figured he'd been dumped. Pretty wary of us at first, too.
Anyway, Cat decided he likes it here better, because neighbors got a yappy dog... I found out where he came from (finally) and it's been decided that he's "ours" now. Ended well!
Posted by: JQ at November 29, 2023 03:30 AM (njWTi)
https://mol.im/a/12800839
Posted by: Ciampino - In-Laws & Outlaws? Outlaws are Wanted! at November 29, 2023 03:31 AM (qfLjt)
A U.S. military plane with eight on board crashes into the sea near Japan
https://is.gd/NEkidB
Posted by: Ciampino - Batman and Robin after the steamroller? Flatman and Ribbon. at November 29, 2023 03:37 AM (qfLjt)
One time-- one of the TX guys stopped by all of our assembly stations, and thanked us individually for our efforts. I always wondered: "what happened?" but offered up a "you're very welcome" in reply.
Posted by: JQ at November 29, 2023 03:38 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Ciampino - The past, present, and future walked into a bar. Things got a little tense at November 29, 2023 02:06 AM (qfLjt)
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If only the comments section here allowed for attachments...
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 29, 2023 02:19 AM (S4Tgw)
Nailed it.
Posted by: m at November 29, 2023 03:46 AM (4tUZx)
They would tour the plant, shoot many rounds at Q.A... acted sooooo tough. Like they were f'ing speshull. Until one of the QA guys said 'yeah, I got a couple of those (*evil BR's*) of my own... and this is what I like/dislike about them...'
*POOF!* Wind. Sails. Gone! LOL
Posted by: JQ at November 29, 2023 03:48 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Ciampino - The past, present, and future walked into a bar. Things got a little tense at November 29, 2023 02:06 AM (qfLjt)
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If only the comments section here allowed for attachments...
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 29, 2023 02:19 AM (S4Tgw)
Nailed it.
Posted by: m at November 29, 2023 03:46 AM (4tUZx)
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Tacky.
Also
No matter how much you push the envelope,...... it'll still be stationery.
Posted by: Ciampino - Batman and Robin after the steamroller? Flatman and Ribbon? at November 29, 2023 03:50 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2023 03:53 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: JQ at November 29, 2023 03:53 AM (njWTi)
Kinda raycity-raycyst, isn't it?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 28, 2023 11:57 PM (xG4kz)
LOL
Posted by: m at November 29, 2023 03:58 AM (4tUZx)
But not here.
Posted by: m at November 29, 2023 04:04 AM (4tUZx)
Posted by: JQ at November 29, 2023 04:05 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: m at November 29, 2023 04:05 AM (4tUZx)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 29, 2023 07:01 AM (8sMut)
My credit union is shutting branches. The manpower and services just aren't needed anymore so such physical downsizing makes sense.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 29, 2023 07:05 AM (8sMut)
Posted by: Rick554 at November 29, 2023 09:03 AM (FmOIw)
Every comment in this post that talks about the laundry story ignores the fact that there were many open dryers and only one dryer was used.
Posted by: comradearthur at November 29, 2023 09:49 AM (bUnPj)
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