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The Unbearable Lightness Of ONTing

Friday night! I have to be honest, it feels like a Saturday. I only worked in the morning and then went to a Friendsgiving party in the afternoon. Anyhow, as we move into gift-giving season, remember to be considerate of your neighbors.


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He's living the dream


Leftover Thanksgiving meme

get rid.jfif


I don't care who you are, this is a great pun

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MG-42

German machine guns had such a fearsome reputation that War Dept. produced a training film to reassure recruits. I'm not sure “They'll only hit you 11 times” is the comforting message they hoped for.

I don't know what this guy believes in. Not sure he does either

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HA!

Greatest social media post.jfif


Chopping wood


Leftists

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Become ungovernable

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Tricky Jesus


What kind of form?

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Holy crap! Look at that stuff! 171 proof. That's rocket fuel. Drink enough of that and you'll have missile anus the next day!

jews and booze.jfif


I can think of a lot of places to use this clip on social media


I took a personality test today...

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The many faces of online gaming communities

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Standards

Penguins.jfif


Ever notice how much “anti-racism” is just straight up racist?

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Halloween in a high trust society vs Halloween in a low trust society


Insert “They're the same thing” meme here

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by motivation:

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Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:00 PM




Comments

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1 Yay, Buy Nothing Day ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 24, 2023 10:01 PM (Bd6X8)

2 Y
Under ONT

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 24, 2023 10:01 PM (ufFY8)

3 ONT! ONT! ONT!

Posted by: GWB at November 24, 2023 10:01 PM (JgU20)

4 Dammit, second.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 24, 2023 10:01 PM (ufFY8)

5 Oh my!

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 24, 2023 10:01 PM (zGrqf)

6 WDFRIONT Woot!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 24, 2023 10:02 PM (hOUT3)

7 Stealth ONT. practically zero radar cross section.

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 24, 2023 10:02 PM (IT1Wu)

8 Stealth ONT. practically zero radar cross section.

It's like a Shoalin monk. Looked for, it can not be seen. Listened for, it can not be heard. Felt for, it can not be touched.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 24, 2023 10:05 PM (Bd6X8)

9 Ringo was always the brilliant one, in stealth mode.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 24, 2023 10:05 PM (CHHv1)

10 I hope everyone had a great holiday. And is looking forward to a great weekend. Signed, hoplessly stupid, esq.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 24, 2023 10:06 PM (CHHv1)

11 My plan tomorrow is to cut down some birch trees and start milling them to make a butcher block top for the island in the kitchen.

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 24, 2023 10:08 PM (ER9HB)

12 My nearest neighbor is 1/4 of a mile away from me, if they can hear drums from my property, then that's a mighty loud drum.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 24, 2023 10:09 PM (XV/Pl)

13 My family and I had Thanksgiving dinner at the Essen Haus, in Madison, WI. The turkey was moist and delicious, the potatoe was nicely seasoned, and their stuffing is the best I've ever tasted: lots of sage and enough butter to clog a rhino's coronary arteries. This is our fifth year going there, and already I'm looking forward to the sixth.

Posted by: Nemo at November 24, 2023 10:11 PM (S6ArX)

14 @10

>>I hope everyone had a great holiday.

Food was crap, but that's my fault and I got a good reason.

Booze, pie and ice cream never disappoint.

So, there's that.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 24, 2023 10:11 PM (XV/Pl)

15 There is no try, only doo.

Posted by: fd at November 24, 2023 10:11 PM (vFG9F)

16 My plan tomorrow is to cut down some birch trees and start milling them to make a butcher block top for the island in the kitchen.
Posted by: Muad'dib


Any plans to age/cure them or is this just the initial rough sawn boards!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 24, 2023 10:11 PM (hOUT3)

17 The Broadsword Lesbian makes our loins ache.

Posted by: The Indigo Girls at November 24, 2023 10:12 PM (zGrqf)

18 I would still love to have a West German MG3 chambered in 7.62 NATO.

I have a lottery ticket for tonight. So maybe?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 24, 2023 10:14 PM (5tMRX)

19 Great content, as always:

The Tequila as a peace offering is considerate

The dominatrix pun is outstanding

The girl chopping wood with a broadsword is ***chef's kiss***, those arms ***swoon***. It's a shame she plays for the other team

Someone should doxx those candy thieves, and break every bone in their hands

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 24, 2023 10:14 PM (TTAGa)

20 I'll take JAP MISSLE ANUS FORMS for $500, Trebek!

Like your granny last night!

Posted by: zombie sean connery at November 24, 2023 10:14 PM (krqg6)

21 Damn. That was a stale unwashed nasty assed sock

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 24, 2023 10:15 PM (3CCua)

22 Not "missile"; read again.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 24, 2023 10:15 PM (krqg6)

23 I'll tell you what...

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 24, 2023 10:17 PM (5xURv)

24 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2023 10:17 PM (5Vdzv)

25 I have a lottery ticket for tonight. So maybe?
Posted by: Anna Puma


That would be awesome, good luck Anna!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 24, 2023 10:17 PM (hOUT3)

26 Loretta's

There's a story behind the "No Alcohol" policy

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 24, 2023 10:18 PM (5tMRX)

27 Bringling this over from the Cafee:

...We used to watch the roller derby too although I can't recall teams or names. We used to run around the birch in our front yard with it as if it was the centre of the rink playing roller derby.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 24, 2023 10:06 PM (krqg6)

Joanie Weston...of the San Francisco Bay Bombers.

Early pictures don't do her justice. She looked better in the late 60's, with a pony tale

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 24, 2023 10:19 PM (TTAGa)

28 Loretta's

There's a story behind the "No Alcohol" policy
Posted by: Anna Puma

A good one I imagine.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2023 10:19 PM (5Vdzv)

29 Just scrolled past the content... and scrolled and scrolled...

Looks like a fullsome feast of an ONT. Appropriately.

Now to dine upon it.

Yay.

Posted by: mindful webworker - bearably line at November 24, 2023 10:20 PM (XqfuS)

30 She looked better in the late 60's, with a pony tale
Posted by: browndog

"There I was, on a horse. . . "

Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2023 10:20 PM (5Vdzv)

31 I HATE THE DUCKS!

Posted by: Lost in Space at November 24, 2023 10:22 PM (Bv7W/)

32 Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at November 24, 2023 10:23 PM (O/r0K)

33 The kids who grabbed all the candy will all grow up to be highly successful in corporate America and get everything they want in life. The conscientious ones who followed will get nothing and continue to get nothing for the rest of their days.

Posted by: Virtue isn't its own or any kind of reward at November 24, 2023 10:23 PM (r/JV0)

34 Potato salad!!??
Really??
I bet the CIA slipped that in there.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 24, 2023 10:24 PM (uSHSS)

35 31 I HATE THE DUCKS!
Posted by: Lost in Space at November 24, 2023 10:22 PM (Bv7W/)

Go fuck yourself, pal. We ain't too fond of you either.

Posted by: Daffy at November 24, 2023 10:24 PM (r/JV0)

36 I probably remember more from the Raquel Welch roller derby movie than the TV airings -- Kansas city Bomber.

Was there a player nicknamed Skinny Minny [or Minnie or even Mini]?? We used it for one of our friends when we were playing because Minny rhymed with his surname.

And I'll look for Joanie online now. See if it rings any bells.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 24, 2023 10:25 PM (krqg6)

37 How happy would we all be for Anna if she ever hits that damn lottery?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 24, 2023 10:25 PM (5xURv)

38 The kids who grabbed all the candy will get power of attorney over their mothers who showed them how to be pigs. They will live in neighborhoods full of people exactly like them.
Posted by: Virtue isn't its own or any kind of reward

Posted by: Black Friday Lunatics at November 24, 2023 10:27 PM (YJlID)

39 I HATE THE DUCKS!
Posted by: Lost in Space at November 24, 2023 10:22 PM (Bv7W/)

Go fuck yourself, pal. We ain't too fond of you either.
Posted by: Daffy

FOR THE WIN!

Posted by: Lost in Space at November 24, 2023 10:27 PM (Bv7W/)

40 No Penguins? WTF????

Posted by: Opus at November 24, 2023 10:27 PM (xaFKb)

41 MG 42. Hitler's zipper.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 24, 2023 10:28 PM (uSHSS)

42 How happy would we all be for Anna if she ever hits that damn lottery?

Depends. Is she gonna let me ride in her B-17?

Posted by: Oddbob at November 24, 2023 10:29 PM (m2Wnm)

43 I get to go meet my new rescue kitten on Sunday.

She's adorable. It's been since April since I've had a cat after my last one passed.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 24, 2023 10:29 PM (5xURv)

44 Sword chic.
Wow!
Now I know what I want for Christmas.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 24, 2023 10:30 PM (uSHSS)

45 Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 24, 2023 10:25 PM (krqg6)
What amazes me is that there was a time, when a MAJOR Hollywood Star...

Made a Roller Derby Movie. Yes... it was a thing once upon a time in a much more innocent America.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 24, 2023 10:30 PM (xaFKb)

46 42 How happy would we all be for Anna if she ever hits that damn lottery?

Depends. Is she gonna let me ride in her B-17?
Posted by: Oddbob at November 24, 2023 10:29 PM (m2WnmA

Someone has to work the bomb bay doors.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 24, 2023 10:30 PM (5xURv)

47 44 Sword chic.
Wow!
Now I know what I want for Christmas.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 24, 2023 10:30 PM (uSHSS

Firewood?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 24, 2023 10:30 PM (5xURv)

48 That "which Beatle are you" is hilarious!

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 24, 2023 10:31 PM (Rbu5d)

49 Sword chic.
Wow!
Now I know what I want for Christmas.
Posted by: Diogenes

Make sure you punch some holes in the box so she can breathe.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2023 10:31 PM (5Vdzv)

50 Sword chic.
Wow!
Now I know what I want for Christmas.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 24, 2023 10:30 PM

Spoiler: She plays for the other team. Won't be handling any ron's wood.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 24, 2023 10:32 PM (aQy7p)

51 Firewood?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 24, 2023 10:30 PM (5xURv)


A whole cord in no time with her.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 24, 2023 10:33 PM (uSHSS)

52 Thomas Bender

We are half a mile up the hill from a family with 3 sons and one daughter.

When the oldest son started practicing the drums, my wife would call me to the front door to listen to that dreadful industrial accident. Yes, it was bad.

He got better after two long, long years.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 24, 2023 10:33 PM (u82oZ)

53 Derick Chauvin of George Floyd fame has been stabbed in prison.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 24, 2023 10:33 PM (5xURv)

54 48 That "which Beatle are you" is hilarious!
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 24, 2023 10:31 PM (Rbu5d)

And says all you need to know about the psycho babble shit we see on the net.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 24, 2023 10:33 PM (xaFKb)

55 Good luck, Anna Puma. Cheat if you have to to win big. We are all counting on you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 24, 2023 10:34 PM (u82oZ)

56 Just realized that's supposed to be "miscellaneous forms".

Ha, ha!

I wonder if the other one is F#CKLIST for the worst patients??

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 24, 2023 10:35 PM (krqg6)

57 Fuq me, I took the which Beatle are you" quiz

I too, am John...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 24, 2023 10:35 PM (TTAGa)

58 >>A whole cord in no time with her.

You talking chopping wood or chopping wood?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 24, 2023 10:35 PM (ZLI7S)

59 53 Derick Chauvin of George Floyd fame has been stabbed in prison.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 24, 2023 10:33 PM (5xURv)

Levoy Finicum. Ashley Babbit. Derick Chauvin.

Names that history will, I hope, one day recognize as the first martyrs of the New American Revolution.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 24, 2023 10:35 PM (xaFKb)

60 RedMindBlueState

I want her to stay away from my wood, especially when she has a sword in hand.

Would not be prudent. Even if she has no anger management issues.

P.S. Say hi to your mom for me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 24, 2023 10:36 PM (u82oZ)

61 @53

>>erick Chauvin of George Floyd fame has been stabbed in prison.

Getting stabbed is super dangerous anywhere on the body at any depth is potentially life threatening.

The dude is a marked man and even the skinheads probably won't have him.

I see a cell full of blankets and a broken hyoid bone in his future.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 24, 2023 10:36 PM (XV/Pl)

62 No worse friend, no better enemy:

https://news.yahoo.com/ german-us-pushing-zelensky-negotiate-174722243.html? guccounter=1

Take out the two spaces. Tinyurl won't load.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 24, 2023 10:36 PM (Angsy)

63 Someone has to work the bomb bay doors.
-------
HAL???

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 24, 2023 10:36 PM (krqg6)

64 57 Fuq me, I took the which Beatle are you" quiz

I too, am John...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 24, 2023 10:35 PM (TTAGa)

Besides a few random number generated outcomes... everyone will be John.

They take the most popular outcome, and that becomes the norm.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 24, 2023 10:36 PM (xaFKb)

65 >A whole cord in no time with her.

You talking chopping wood or chopping wood?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 24, 2023 10:35 PM (ZLI7S)


She'd be dangerous around an early morning woodie.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 24, 2023 10:37 PM (uSHSS)

66
Little boy seems to be doing better. No further complaints, he's eating fine and seems to be breathing more evenly. It's a matter of keeping him warm, making sure he gets on a faucet and gets his medicine.

We don't know what the future holds for him, but every day is a day of grace. Thank you, Hordians, for the thoughts you sent his way.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2023 10:37 PM (K4lXC)

67 My family and I had Thanksgiving dinner at the Essen Haus, in Madison, WI. The turkey was moist and delicious, the potatoe was nicely seasoned, and their stuffing is the best I've ever tasted: lots of sage and enough butter to clog a rhino's coronary arteries. This is our fifth year going there, and already I'm looking forward to the sixth.

Posted by: Nemo

Hey, everyone, Dan Quayle posts at AOSHQ!

Posted by: Archimedes at November 24, 2023 10:37 PM (I/Qkd)

68 The Anchorage Museum used to be very cool, lots of awesome Native artifacts, stuff about Anchorage's History, and was actually called the Anchorage History Museum. Then a rich Californicator showed up and leftied it beyond all recognition. They painted a "land acknowledgment" in huge letters on the outside of the building, even though there were never any Denaina Indians who lived in Anchorge for more than just a month or so fish camp on Ship Creek, and nobody ran them off of that. Anybody can fish in Ship Creek, even Natives.

It is not worth the price of admission.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 24, 2023 10:38 PM (Wfa6X)

69 I HATE THE DUCKS

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2023 10:38 PM (LBzpt)

70 Wow, did I ever screw that up.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 24, 2023 10:38 PM (I/Qkd)

71 Chavin is being held at the Tucson Club Fed. Did administration seems to have some problems controlling the prisoners. From Fox News:"The incident marks the second incident at the prison in around a year. In November 2022, an inmate at the prison's low-security camp attempted to shoot a visitor in the head, but the weapon was misfired."

Geezh...

Posted by: Lost in Space at November 24, 2023 10:38 PM (Vd4hF)

72 Besides a few random number generated outcomes... everyone will be John.

They take the most popular outcome, and that becomes the norm.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 24, 2023 10:36 PM (xaFKb)

Awww, now you're just taking all the mystique out of it.

***kicks rocks***

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 24, 2023 10:38 PM (TTAGa)

73 My nextdoor neighbour played drums too although on the garage side of our property so it wasn't too bad. He was okay too and not awful.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 24, 2023 10:38 PM (krqg6)

74 @52

>>When the oldest son started practicing the drums, my wife would call me to the front door to listen to that dreadful industrial accident. Yes, it was bad.

But at that distance you can only really perceive a percussive sound at super low intensity.

Its not like being downstairs from some dude thinking he's John Bonham.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 24, 2023 10:39 PM (XV/Pl)

75 Evening, all! Hope y'all had great Thanksgivings.

Posted by: Bayesian Prior at November 24, 2023 10:39 PM (q1I67)

76 NYC cancer doctor fired for sharing an anti Hamas cartoon. From Legal insurrection site:

https://tinyurl.com/3xp9ktxd

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 24, 2023 10:40 PM (0BRfH)

77 Awww, now you're just taking all the mystique out of it.

***kicks rocks***
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 24, 2023 10:38 PM (TTAGa)

Yeah... sorry... did some tech consulting about how to get hits on the net a few years ago.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 24, 2023 10:40 PM (xaFKb)

78 13 My family and I had Thanksgiving dinner at the Essen Haus, in Madison, WI. The turkey was moist and delicious, the potatoe was nicely seasoned, and their stuffing is the best I've ever tasted: lots of sage and enough butter to clog a rhino's coronary arteries. This is our fifth year going there, and already I'm looking forward to the sixth.
Posted by: Nemo at November 24, 2023 10:11 PM (S6ArX)

Essen Haus is the bomb, even if it is in the Soviet Socialist Republic of Madison.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 24, 2023 10:41 PM (Wfa6X)

79 Someone should doxx those candy thieves, and break every bone in their hands
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 24, 2023 10:14 PM (TTAGa)

Or, next year, put out Exlax in chocolate wrappers. And just let 'em go to town.

Posted by: GWB at November 24, 2023 10:41 PM (JgU20)

80 2 different neighbor kids played drums over the years. One was pretty good. My own kid started playing a couple years ago and is pretty good, too. Loves 80's alternative music which makes it more fun.

I'd rather hear a beginning drummer than any other instrument because at least they're not out of tune.

Posted by: Bayesian Prior at November 24, 2023 10:41 PM (q1I67)

81 S.F. nights are now in the 40's. Winter season has arrived.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 24, 2023 10:41 PM (KAi1n)

82 Good evening morons and thanks wd for all the memes

The old men at my minyan drank slivovitz. It's good for Molotov cocktails.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 24, 2023 10:42 PM (RIvkX)

83 Thomas Bender

It is quiet where we are. Too quiet. The llama are silent, and the Guernseys are mostly content.

Sound travels well here.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 24, 2023 10:42 PM (u82oZ)

84 I'd rather hear a beginning drummer than any other instrument because at least they're not out of tune.
Posted by: Bayesian Prior

Meh. With an electric guitar, you can play through headphones.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 24, 2023 10:42 PM (KAi1n)

85 F' this game Oregon game. I'm going down to drink beer and listen to rock and roll. Rudy Boy is playing and he's one of the best guitar players in the western United States. Ok, fine, New Mexico then, but it's the fourth largest state so by area he is the second best guitarist in the Western United States.

Posted by: Lost in Space at November 24, 2023 10:43 PM (Vd4hF)

86 P.S. Say hi to your mom for me.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 24, 2023 10:36 PM (u82oZ)

=====

This is pretty funny, if someone didn't understand the context.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 24, 2023 10:43 PM (LsAl1)

87 76 NYC cancer doctor fired for sharing an anti Hamas cartoon. From Legal insurrection site:

https://tinyurl.com/3xp9ktxd
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 24, 2023 10:40 PM (0BRfH)

Wouldn't trust cancer care to a pro-Hamas organization. Good to know.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 24, 2023 10:43 PM (Wfa6X)

88 Jordan61

Plucky comic relief. That's me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 24, 2023 10:44 PM (u82oZ)

89 The Fall of Minneapolis on Rumble; between 01:28:16 and 01:28:18: Some you morons might recognize that guy from an ONT awhile ago.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 24, 2023 10:45 PM (k1Qly)

90 88 Jordan61

Plucky comic relief. That's me.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 24, 2023 10:44 PM (u82oZ)

Crewman Number 6?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 24, 2023 10:45 PM (xaFKb)

91 Jordan61

Shush. What happens at a MoMeet stays at a MoMeet.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 24, 2023 10:45 PM (u82oZ)

92 84 Meh. With an electric guitar, you can play through headphones.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 24, 2023 10:42 PM (KAi1n)

OK, I meant of the ones you had to listen to!

It takes a lot to be a supportive music parent. Clarinet played by a master is a glorious instrument, but that first year of squeaking and squawking... yeesh.

Posted by: Bayesian Prior at November 24, 2023 10:45 PM (q1I67)

93 Romeo13

Asking the Horde away team: "What is my name?"

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 24, 2023 10:46 PM (u82oZ)

94 Clarinet played by a master is a glorious instrument, but that first year of squeaking and squawking... yeesh.
Posted by: Bayesian Prior

Would that one time at Band Camp make up for it?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2023 10:46 PM (5Vdzv)

95 Meh. With an electric guitar, you can play through headphones.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 24, 2023 10:42 PM (KAi1n)

Same with an electronic keyboard.

I'm thinking of going in that direction, as I now live in an apartment complex, and I hit far too many klinkers.

I'm really too self conscious to play if other people can hear me practice.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 24, 2023 10:46 PM (TTAGa)

96 81 S.F. nights are now in the 40's. Winter season has arrived.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 24, 2023 10:41 PM (KAi1n)

Yeah, but that River of Air that was supposed to bring us a bunch of snow and rain?

Yeah... purty much nuthin... Media fail once agin.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 24, 2023 10:46 PM (xaFKb)

97 As multiple comments above.

R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts 1h
🚨#BREAKING: Former police officer Derek Chauvin, convicted of killing George Floyd, has reportedly sustained serious injuries in a knife attack in federal prison in Arizona.
-----
I guess we'll get more details tomorrow.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 24, 2023 10:46 PM (krqg6)

98 Shush. What happens at a MoMeet stays at a MoMeet.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 24, 2023 10:45 PM (u82oZ)

=====

Hey, I didn't say what the context was.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 24, 2023 10:47 PM (LsAl1)

99 86 P.S. Say hi to your mom for me.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 24, 2023 10:36 PM (u82oZ)

=====

This is pretty funny, if someone didn't understand the context.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 24, 2023 10:43 PM (LsAl1)

I'm glad I was around for the MoMe re-cap...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 24, 2023 10:48 PM (TTAGa)

100 I'm really too self conscious to play if other people can hear me practice.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 24, 2023 10:46 PM (TTAGa)

I'm lucky, house is on 1/4 acre.... and my neighbors are old and pretty much deaf.

So... yeah.... Gibson plays through the amp

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 24, 2023 10:48 PM (xaFKb)

101 Jordan61

I have a wife. If she ever actually reads my comments on AoSHQ, I will be in trouble.

"You could be cleaning and organizing the garage. But no, you waste your time on that online stuff."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 24, 2023 10:49 PM (u82oZ)

102 P.S. Say hi to your mom for me.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 24, 2023 10:36 PM

Will do, Salty!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 24, 2023 10:50 PM (aQy7p)

103 This is pretty funny, if someone didn't understand the context.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 24, 2023 10:43 PM

A perfect opportunity to sock Sean Connery.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 24, 2023 10:51 PM (aQy7p)

104 Bob's Burgers made a similar dominatrix joke. The store next to Bob's was called

Pro-Pain Accessories
Dominatrix Supplies

Though "Kink of the Hill" was clever.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 24, 2023 10:51 PM (F4bAW)

105 Though "Kink of the Hill" was clever.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 24, 2023 10:51 PM (F4bAW)

Homo Simpson does not understand this....

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 24, 2023 10:54 PM (xaFKb)

106 Have a great night, everyone.

May there be thriving. Plus no discordant notes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 24, 2023 10:55 PM (u82oZ)

107 Peace, out, Salty.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 24, 2023 10:55 PM (aQy7p)

108 11 My plan tomorrow is to cut down some birch trees and start milling them to make a butcher block top for the island in the kitchen.

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 24, 2023 10:08 PM (ER9HB)


Don't you need to dry the wood before you can mill it and have any expectation that it won't warp later?

Posted by: Billy D at November 24, 2023 10:58 PM (F6Xpw)

109 Interesting... Lots of actors in the SAG crap, say they are voting against the 'deal'.

Could be interesting.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 24, 2023 10:59 PM (xaFKb)

110 Clarinet played by a master is a glorious instrument, but that first year of squeaking and squawking... yeesh.
Posted by: Bayesian Prior

Man, you really had to hit below the belt.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 24, 2023 10:59 PM (KAi1n)

111 May there be thriving. Plus no discordant notes.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 24, 2023 10:55 PM (u82oZ)

That is like wishing us to not be Americans.

Discordant notes, discussion.... even downright argument.... is who we are.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 24, 2023 11:00 PM (xaFKb)

112 Plus no discordant notes.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Discordance is a matter of taste.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 24, 2023 11:01 PM (KAi1n)

113
Discordant notes, discussion.... even downright argument.... is who we are.
Posted by: Romeo13

___________

Only a deviationist would say that.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2023 11:03 PM (9mNHV)

114 Only a deviationist would say that.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2023 11:03 PM (9mNHV)

Deviationist.... gotta admit... that is a new one for me.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 24, 2023 11:04 PM (xaFKb)

115 well the game is getting out of hand for O St, so-
you guys playin' cards?

Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 24, 2023 11:06 PM (geLO8)

116 Oh my!
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy

Oh me
Oh my
Another slice of pumpkin pie


With Cool Whip

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus Maneo at November 24, 2023 11:06 PM (8Fae/)

117 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2023 10:37 PM (K4lXC)


Thanks for the update Hadrian, lots of Morons rooting and praying for that pup!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at November 24, 2023 11:06 PM (hOUT3)

118 Never saw the JaJa sisterhood but now I think I get it.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 24, 2023 11:06 PM (uSHSS)

119 Only a deviationist would say that.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2023 11:03 PM (9mNHV)
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Had to look that one up.

Posted by: scampydog at November 24, 2023 11:08 PM (3dIXf)

120 "You could be cleaning and organizing the garage. But no, you waste your time on that online stuff."
Posted by: NaCly Dog

My wife just thinks I have imaginary friends.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus Maneo at November 24, 2023 11:08 PM (8Fae/)

121 NYC cancer doctor fired for sharing an anti Hamas cartoon. From Legal insurrection site:

https://tinyurl.com/3xp9ktxd
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 24, 2023 10:40 PM (0BRfH)

Maybe the A-hole that fired him is a big-time John Kerry supporter.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2023 11:08 PM (7NteL)

122 re: Sounds in the in the US and German automatic weapons video -

In the segments about a US squad dealing with an MG-42, the quick pair of higher then lower pitch sounds at the soldiers' initial locations are from a single MG-42 burst. The first string of sound is bullets passing the US troops, followed by the firing string of sound from the MG-42. The bullets are at supersonic velocity, so the sound of them passing a point several hundred yards or more from the gun, arrives in a soldier's ear before the speed of sound sound from the gun does.

Those clips are from an Army WW2 training film I can't find on utoob right now, demonstrating this pair of sounds of passing bullets then the weapon firing, for US and German infantry weapons at various distances. Real world info the troops needed to estimate distance and direction to a weapon, and to get the erroneous Hollywood bang-immediate hit sound effect out of their minds.

Posted by: Gref at November 24, 2023 11:09 PM (5fDan)

123 Halloween in a low trust society = I can't stand the sight of you.

By the way, they can expect to be really PROUD of the kids they an example for.

Posted by: JM in /Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at November 24, 2023 11:10 PM (EgaZ+)

124 I love the memetacular Friday night ONTs!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at November 24, 2023 11:11 PM (pIx7m)

125 Pray for Derek Chauvin. What the Monsters have done to this poor man is unspeakably evil.

God help him.

(See "The Fall of Minneapolis" if you want to know how vicious that whole case really was.)

Posted by: Beverly at November 24, 2023 11:11 PM (Epeb0)

126 Oh, and the DemocRat table at Thanksgiving is a Brilliant idea.

Posted by: Beverly at November 24, 2023 11:12 PM (Epeb0)

127 121 NYC cancer doctor fired for sharing an anti Hamas cartoon. From Legal insurrection site:

https://tinyurl.com/3xp9ktxd
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 24, 2023 10:40 PM (0BRfH)

Maybe the A-hole that fired him is a big-time John Kerry supporter.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2023 11:08 PM (7NteL)
-----

Maybe the guy who fired him will get cancer.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at November 24, 2023 11:12 PM (pIx7m)

128 Sam Bankman-Fried paid jailhouse inmate for haircut using mackerel as currency: report

Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 24, 2023 11:13 PM (geLO8)

129 @10

>>I hope everyone had a great holiday.

////

I had a warm, relaxing visit with my family. Best holiday in a while

Posted by: JM in /Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at November 24, 2023 11:13 PM (EgaZ+)

130 Only a deviationist would say that.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2023 11:03 PM (9mNHV)

Splitter...

Posted by: Peoples Front of Judea at November 24, 2023 11:13 PM (TTAGa)

131 Thanks for the ONT as always. I hope you all are well.

Posted by: 496 at November 24, 2023 11:13 PM (Fkj3A)

132 128 Sam Bankman-Fried paid jailhouse inmate for haircut using mackerel as currency: report
Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 24, 2023 11:13 PM (geLO

Obligatory:

...sounds fishy?!?!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 24, 2023 11:14 PM (TTAGa)

133 Sam Bankman-Fried paid jailhouse inmate for haircut using mackerel as currency: report
Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 24, 2023 11:13 PM (geLO

What's that in simoleons?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2023 11:14 PM (7NteL)

134 RE: Derek Chauvin stabbed in federal custody:

Protecting him was always going to be a professional challenge for the BOP.

If an inmate isn't a disciplinary problem, the BOP will try to accommodate the degree of risk the inmate is willing to accept, to some extent.

In other words, "We evaluate your risk level in general population as high. Do you want to accept that risk? Or do you want to be placed voluntarily in more restrictive housing?"

Posted by: mnw at November 24, 2023 11:15 PM (NLIak)

135 Sam Bankman-Fried paid jailhouse inmate for haircut using mackerel as currency: report
Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 24, 2023 11:13 PM (geLO

Obligatory:

...sounds fishy?!?!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 24, 2023 11:14 PM (TTAGa)


Such are the scales of justice.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 24, 2023 11:15 PM (uSHSS)

136 Sword chic...she's a splitter.
NTTAWWT

Posted by: Diogenes at November 24, 2023 11:17 PM (uSHSS)

137 Well, it doesn't look like the mighty beavers are going to beat the ducks this year. Damn.

I hate the ducks.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2023 11:17 PM (deIkU)

138 Canned tuna is often used as prison currency, now that Marlboros are gone.

Posted by: mnw at November 24, 2023 11:18 PM (NLIak)

139 First, who knew there were many millions of Hamas fans and apologists in our very country? Look where it's led. Anti-Penguite bias and rank discrimination! Stop the hate! Or we'll kill you!

Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front at November 24, 2023 11:18 PM (83IzV)

140 (See "The Fall of Minneapolis" if you want to know how vicious that whole case really was.)
Posted by: Beverly at November 24, 2023 11:11 PM (Epeb0)

Just watched it earlier today. Absolute travesty and Minneapolis deserves everything that happens to it from here on in..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at November 24, 2023 11:18 PM (37q3K)

141 The Oregon Phil Knights still suck.

Posted by: free tibet at November 24, 2023 11:18 PM (iNp3L)

142 >Well, it doesn't look like the mighty beavers are going to beat the ducks this year. Damn.

---

the guys in the broadcast booth are having a contest to see who can orally pleasure Bo Nix the hardest

Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 24, 2023 11:19 PM (geLO8)

143 The Ringo Starr meme is amusing.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 24, 2023 11:19 PM (cPl+1)

144 However, I will laugh my ass off if some of the duck starters had season ending injuries while trying to run up the score. Assholes.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2023 11:20 PM (deIkU)

145 Canned tuna is often used as prison currency, now that Marlboros are gone.
Posted by: mnw at November 24, 2023 11:18 PM (NLIak)

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Salmon Dave at November 24, 2023 11:20 PM (7NteL)

146 @134

>>In other words, "We evaluate your risk level in general population as high. Do you want to accept that risk? Or do you want to be placed voluntarily in more restrictive housing?"

The only place he could potentially be "safe" be in SC in a supermax prison, he's not a super-max level prisoner, so they ain't putting him there.

His days are numbered in prison, if he lasts a year I would be surprised.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 24, 2023 11:23 PM (XV/Pl)

147 @140: "Absolute travesty and Minneapolis deserves everything that happens to it from here on in.."

Some of us still live here. No it does not and never did.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 24, 2023 11:23 PM (k1Qly)

148 At least I won't be an emotional punching bag if the Ducks lost.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 24, 2023 11:24 PM (RIvkX)

149 Canned tuna is often used as prison currency, now that Marlboros are gone.
Posted by: mnw at November 24, 2023 11:18 PM (NLIak)

They don't use snappers?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 24, 2023 11:26 PM (Angsy)

150 149 Canned tuna is often used as prison currency, now that Marlboros are gone.
Posted by: mnw at November 24, 2023 11:18 PM (NLIak)

They don't use snappers?
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Anchovies?
Kippers?
Sardines?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2023 11:27 PM (deIkU)

151 Smelts?
Herring?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2023 11:27 PM (deIkU)

152 Some of us still live here. No it does not and never did.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 24, 2023 11:23 PM (k1Qly)

As longs as you continue to live there, earn money, and pay taxes, you are financing the rot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2023 11:29 PM (7NteL)

153 For the clarinet the gold standard is Eddie Daniel be it classical or jazz.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 24, 2023 11:31 PM (MeG8a)

154 150 149 Canned tuna is often used as prison currency, now that Marlboros are gone.
Posted by: mnw at November 24, 2023 11:18 PM (NLIak)

They don't use snappers?
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Anchovies?
Kippers?
Sardines?
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2023 11:27 PM (deIkU)

Herring...

Posted by: Incarcerated Knight of Ni at November 24, 2023 11:31 PM (TTAGa)

155 Alternatively, Chauvin would be fairly safe in a Federal Prison Camp (FPC), but his sentence is way too long for him to be eligible for a FPC.

Protecting an inmate's life is a BOP core competency, so they'll try to design a plan to safeguard him. He'll be safer in a fed prison than in a state lockup, but there is no foolproof way to protect him.

Incidentally, Chauvin COULD be housed at USP Florence ("supermax), but that's likely what Chauvin wants to avoid.

Posted by: mnw at November 24, 2023 11:32 PM (NLIak)

156 They don't use snappers?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 24, 2023 11:26 PM (Angsy)

Only in Womens' Prisons.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2023 11:32 PM (7NteL)

157 153 For the clarinet the gold standard is Eddie Daniel be it classical or jazz.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 24, 2023 11:31 PM (MeG8a),

Dude, really?!?!

Posted by: zombie Benny Goodman at November 24, 2023 11:33 PM (TTAGa)

158 You can use Herring to chop down shrubbery. Saw a British documentary about that once.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 24, 2023 11:33 PM (cPl+1)

159 As longs as you continue to live there, earn money, and pay taxes, you are financing the rot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

You could say the same about me staying in Seattle. Or our CA morons. How about the Morons in Jersey or NYC?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2023 11:33 PM (sX0a6)

160 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2023 10:37 PM (K4lXC)

Yay
Will keep praying

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 24, 2023 11:34 PM (vHIgi)

161 You could say the same about me staying in Seattle. Or our CA morons. How about the Morons in Jersey or NYC?
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2023 11:33 PM (sX0a6)

I would encourage you all to move to greener pastures. Before they wall you in.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2023 11:35 PM (7NteL)

162 Skin Flute>soprano sax>oboe>clarinet

Posted by: Kamala at November 24, 2023 11:36 PM (83IzV)

163 @155

>>Protecting an inmate's life is a BOP core competency, so they'll try to design a plan to safeguard him.

You don't say, could have fooled us.

--
Jeffrey Epstein and Whitey Bulger in Hell lamenting the irony of it all.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 24, 2023 11:36 PM (XV/Pl)

164 That's just a variation on the old joke--

Q: Why do husbands die before their wives?
A: 'Cause they want to.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 24, 2023 11:36 PM (X+Ku8)

165 > It takes a lot to be a supportive music parent. Clarinet played by a master is a glorious instrument, but that first year of squeaking and squawking... yeesh.
Posted by: Bayesian Prior at November 24, 2023 10:45 PM (q1I67)

Could be worse. Imagine the plight of bagpipe parents.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 24, 2023 11:37 PM (W5ArC)

166 to those of you who are cold warrior folks which I think given our ages is all of us I would strongly suggest you watch Deutschland 83....

it is about the hysteria around Able Archer, added bonus the lead looks a lot like I did back then.

Deutschland 83

https://youtu.be/cTVl53_j-vg?si=jKCgo3XvejSwTnTx

If I had to get rid of only one of the dishes on that spread it would probably be the tater salad, I do still have some residual loyalty to the farm.

Posted by: sven at November 24, 2023 11:37 PM (X0I7i)

167 I always hated the sound of oboes.

They're too whimsical.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 24, 2023 11:38 PM (X+Ku8)

168 165 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 24, 2023 11:37 PM (W5ArC)

or raising a child who is in choir and practices voice impersonation....

God rest her soul, she was already crazy but I am certain I did not help.

I miss you mom.

Posted by: sven at November 24, 2023 11:38 PM (X0I7i)

169 I suppose if you are interested in a drummer who does a drum clinic you could look at Larry London's channel

It is like a vlog

https://tinyurl.com/4hvbdbse

Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2023 11:39 PM (D7oie)

170 167 Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 24, 2023 11:38 PM (X+Ku

Heh I am a reformed Oboist, one of my best friends was a dot indian in elementary that was a head taller than I was....

Depending on our whim he was either Chewbacca or the snake in the snake charmer bit.

Posted by: sven at November 24, 2023 11:39 PM (X0I7i)

171 Some of the most notorious prisoners have survived in the federal BOP. Think Unabomber and Bernie Madoff.

I don't agree that "Chauvin won't last a year." But housing cops in prison has always been a difficult problem.

The BOP's boast has long been, "We put them where they can survive."

Posted by: mnw at November 24, 2023 11:40 PM (NLIak)

172 Benny is a giant and Eddie is standing on his shoulders 50 years later.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 24, 2023 11:41 PM (MeG8a)

173 The first year of learning any Brass instrument is pretty rough.

I played Tenor Sax in junior high school and never got past the merely tolerable stage.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 24, 2023 11:42 PM (XV/Pl)

174 The BOP's boast has long been, "We put them where they can survive."
Posted by: mnw at November 24, 2023 11:40 PM (NLIak)

That assumes the Regime wants them to survive.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2023 11:42 PM (7NteL)

175 @171

>>Some of the most notorious prisoners have survived in the federal BOP. Think Unabomber and Bernie Madoff.

Those cats were notorious but not hated and taking them out was not going to earn anyone bones in prison.

There are probably dozens of inmates of all sets chomping at the bit to take him out wherever he is housed.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 24, 2023 11:44 PM (XV/Pl)

176 I play a couple instruments, but never got into ones you had to put in your mouth and blow. I know, I'm wierd.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 24, 2023 11:45 PM (X+Ku8)

177 "When The Grinch Stole Christmas" was just on TV, and we were catching the last 10 minutes of it. The Grinch had just finished stealing everything in Whoville that wasn't nailed down, was up on Mount Crumpet listening in dismay as the Whos are all singing "Dah-who-door-ray" in the square with no presents or anything, and my husband commented, “Wouldn’t it have been simpler if he’d just killed them all?”

He is one sick puppy. And I must be just as bad because I laughed so hard I nearly barfed.

Posted by: tankascribe at November 24, 2023 11:47 PM (FV7n+)

178 122 Posted by: Gref at November 24, 2023 11:09 PM (5fDan)

There were also films pointing out the difference between rapid fire and controllable fire.

https://youtu.be/xI1F5SnkLBs?si=8ROHmaJWSj-eei3L

US Army film

I'd rather have the grease gun than the MP-38 or 40, and the MG-42 while scary in the hands of a pro is not a different class of weapon than a 1919 and I'd rather have a ma deuce regardless.

Posted by: sven at November 24, 2023 11:48 PM (X0I7i)

179 For evidence of my assertion go to YouTube and do a search on Eddie Daniel's Heart of Brazil.
I rest my case.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 24, 2023 11:49 PM (MeG8a)

180 174 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2023 11:42 PM (7NteL)

Quite, Chauvin will get the Epstein suite...

justice requires at a minimum a retrial and the donks cannot under any circumstance afford that.

Posted by: sven at November 24, 2023 11:50 PM (X0I7i)

181
Potato salad for the Thanksgiving meal?

Go! and never darken my door again!

Posted by: Granny at November 24, 2023 11:50 PM (5pZqO)

182 Oboe players spend the most productive years of their lives chasing the perfect reed.

Posted by: Officer Jim Reed, One Adam-12 at November 24, 2023 11:52 PM (83IzV)

183
“Wouldn’t it have been simpler if he’d just killed them all?”

He is one sick puppy. And I must be just as bad because I laughed so hard I nearly barfed.
Posted by: tankascribe


LOL

Posted by: Granny at November 24, 2023 11:52 PM (5pZqO)

184 181 Posted by: Granny at November 24, 2023 11:50 PM (5pZqO)

about the fruit cakes ma'am....

Posted by: sven at November 24, 2023 11:52 PM (X0I7i)

185 Wife is wondering if Jewels45 is ok, she wants her to know she is in her prayers.

Posted by: sven at November 24, 2023 11:53 PM (X0I7i)

186
Insert “They're the same thing” meme here


Except that the denizens of a kids table have better manners

Posted by: Granny at November 24, 2023 11:54 PM (5pZqO)

187 using mackerel as currency: report
Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 24, 2023 11:13 PM (geLO

That's an euphemism, isn't it?

Posted by: GWB at November 24, 2023 11:54 PM (JgU20)

188
Wife is wondering if Jewels45 is ok, she wants her to know she is in her prayers.
Posted by: sven


She was here, celebrating the end of her season of going to craft shows, a week or two back.

Posted by: Granny at November 24, 2023 11:55 PM (5pZqO)

189 The Christmas ships are here!

Every year, dozens of boats are decorated with lights and parade around Elliot Bay. The largest brings up the rear with live carolers singing! Sound travels very well across water and they sound just lovely.

Love this time of year!

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2023 11:56 PM (DFdns)

190 There is an actual physical limitation to playing the oboe, in that you can't pass air thru it fast enough to approximate normal respiration. So you have to remove the instrument from your lips long enough to expel Co2 before taking another breath.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 24, 2023 11:56 PM (MeG8a)

191 The Christmas ships are here!

Every year, dozens of boats are decorated with lights and parade around Elliot Bay. The largest brings up the rear with live carolers singing! Sound travels very well across water and they sound just lovely.

Love this time of year!
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2023 11:56 PM (DFdns)
***

Up scope!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 24, 2023 11:57 PM (uSHSS)

192 Potato salad for the Thanksgiving meal?

Go! and never darken my door again!


Shouldn't that be "Go, and never darken my towels again"? Seriously, who eats potato salad at Thanksgiving? You eat potato salad at Independence Day! Surely all civilized people agree on that.

Posted by: tankascribe at November 24, 2023 11:57 PM (FV7n+)

193 Like cops, celebrity prisoners are always at high risk.

Epstein died at a Metropolitan Correctional Center. These house all levels of federal prisoners who are awaiting federal court appearances. Although administered by the BOP, MCCs are not federal prisons. Federal prisons/prison camps are organized according to risk level.

Also, Epstein is on the books as a suicide. Nobody knows what happened to him for sure. However the suicide watch he was supposed to be under was found to be grossly negligent. MCC Manhattan was closed, in large part because of Epstein's death. It may be re-opened at some point in the future.

I don't know what happened to Whitey Bulger or why. Too lazy to look it up.

Posted by: mnw at November 24, 2023 11:57 PM (NLIak)

194 188 Posted by: Granny at November 24, 2023 11:55 PM (5pZqO)

Awesome news, wife is doing well and I am almost recovered from the screen door they put in me.

Posted by: sven at November 24, 2023 11:57 PM (X0I7i)

195 That Asian brothel that catered to the high and mighty seems to have kept very detailed records of their clients. DOJ might be releasing the list. How much you wanna bet there were only republicans patronizing the place, according to the gov't?

https://tinyurl.com/56hzd2j3

Gateway Pundit, so....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 24, 2023 11:58 PM (Angsy)

196 190 Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 24, 2023 11:56 PM (MeG8a)

being a distance runner helped, AND it aided me in other pursuits

Posted by: sven at November 24, 2023 11:59 PM (X0I7i)

197
... did not see that I was still using the "Granny" sock

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 24, 2023 11:59 PM (5pZqO)

198 195 Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 24, 2023 11:58 PM (Angsy)

There is nothing going on that students of the Okhrana and the Cheka would not recognize.

Posted by: sven at November 25, 2023 12:00 AM (X0I7i)

199 No way she’s a lesbo

Posted by: Gonzotx at November 25, 2023 12:01 AM (MwHgU)

200 Howdy all, weird night here. Firstly, I was looking into IL electric rates. We had ComEd but have used other providers when they are cheaper. So I looked at pluginillinois.gov to compare prices. Lol and behold when I call 2 different providers I get a sex talk line, WTF?

On another line, I'm afraid we are on a death watch for Bailey, our 13 1/2 yo yellow lab. She hasn't been eating much for 3 days and is throwing up what she eats. We have tried many things, now she has kept down some chicken broth but this doesn't look hopeful.

Posted by: Farmer at November 25, 2023 12:01 AM (55Qr6)

201 >>I don't know what happened to Whitey Bulger or why. Too lazy to look it up.

Posted by: mnw

---

he got murdered his first day in jail
I mean, within hours of arriving

Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 25, 2023 12:02 AM (geLO8)

202 She looked better in the late 60's, with a pony tale
Posted by: browndog

"There I was, on a horse. . . "
Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2023 10:20 PM (5Vdzv)

"Of all the pictures I've seen of immigrants on boats in N.Y. Harbor, I never saw one sitting on a pony !"

Posted by: JT at November 25, 2023 12:02 AM (T4tVD)

203 In the middle of a 100 piece orchestra a single oboe can cut through it like a knife.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 25, 2023 12:02 AM (MeG8a)

204 Canned tuna is often used as prison currency, now that Marlboros are gone.
Posted by: mnw at November 24, 2023 11:18 PM (NLIak)

They don't use snappers?
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Anchovies?
Kippers?
Sardines?
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2023 11:27 PM (deIkU)

Herring...
Posted by: Incarcerated Knight
-------

I cod ask about hake, but won't.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2023 12:05 AM (XeU6L)

205 201 Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 25, 2023 12:02 AM (geLO

In a mass eradication attack....that TOTALLY was not allowed to just happen seriously you guys!

Bulger was allowed to be killed because he had the goods on multiple federal agents and democrat politicians....

it is a big club and we are not in it.

Posted by: sven at November 25, 2023 12:05 AM (X0I7i)

206 She's a fine girl.

Posted by: FZ at November 25, 2023 12:05 AM (QB+5g)

207
Ever notice how much “anti-racism” is just straight up racist?


The left is chock full of bigots and segregationists ... just as it always has been

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 25, 2023 12:06 AM (5pZqO)

208 P.S. to 193:

If we were to make a list of all the celebrity federal prisoners who have survived in custody, at least thus far, it would include some of the most notorious prisoners on earth, including but not limited to, the Boston Marathon bomber; Aldrich Ames, CIA super spy; Robert Mueller, FBI super spy; and that's just going by memory. Lots of others-- already mentioned the Unabomber.

Posted by: mnw at November 25, 2023 12:06 AM (NLIak)

209 HHS wants to change their rules which will have the effect of making child trafficking in the US easier.

https://tinyurl.com/mryxxeun

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 25, 2023 12:06 AM (Bd6X8)

210 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 25, 2023 12:07 AM (T4tVD)

211 https://tinyurl.com/56hzd2j3

Gateway Pundit, so....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 24, 2023 11:58 PM (Angsy)

But Epstein's list is still secret due to national security concerns...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 25, 2023 12:10 AM (xaFKb)

212 If we were to make a list of all the celebrity federal prisoners who have survived in custody, at least thus far, it would include some of the most notorious prisoners on earth, including but not limited to, the Boston Marathon bomber; Aldrich Ames, CIA super spy; Robert Mueller, FBI super spy; and that's just going by memory. Lots of others-- already mentioned the Unabomber.
Posted by: mnw at November 25, 2023 12:06 AM (NLIak)

The Regime doesn't kill assets it might need again in future.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2023 12:12 AM (7NteL)

213 Biden’s workout.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 25, 2023 12:13 AM (2f1DR)

214 213 Biden’s workout.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 25, 2023 12:13 AM (2f1DR)

Negative, because that's what its all about...

You know.... the THING!

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 25, 2023 12:14 AM (xaFKb)

215 HHS wants to change their rules which will have the effect of making child trafficking in the US easier.

https://tinyurl.com/mryxxeun
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 25, 2023 12:06 AM (Bd6X

Sounds like they want first dibs.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 25, 2023 12:14 AM (Angsy)

216 he got murdered his first day in jail
I mean, within hours of arriving
Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 25, 2023 12:02 AM (geLO

To a new prison.

Posted by: Drive by at November 25, 2023 12:15 AM (MNhXM)

217 But Epstein's list is still secret due to national security concerns...
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 25, 2023 12:10 AM (xaFKb)

They just don't want to officially name names, but with guys like Billy the C spending time on the island. we probably know who's on it.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 25, 2023 12:16 AM (Angsy)

218 Carlos Guzman; General Noriega*-- alive and well, and guests of the BOP.

*Noriega finished his federal prison sentence, IIRC, and was extradited to France.

Posted by: mnw at November 25, 2023 12:18 AM (NLIak)

219
Anchovies?
Kippers?
Sardines?
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2023 11:27 PM (deIkU)

Herring...
Posted by: Incarcerated Knight
-------

I cod ask about hake, but won't.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.


This is a "gimme": clams

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 25, 2023 12:19 AM (5pZqO)

220 132 128 Sam Bankman-Fried paid jailhouse inmate for haircut using mackerel as currency: report
Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 24, 2023 11:13 PM (geLO

Obligatory:

...sounds fishy?!?!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 24, 2023 11:14 PM (TTAGa)
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Not my plaice to comment really.

Posted by: Ciampino - A Rainy Day Tomorrow at November 25, 2023 12:20 AM (qfLjt)

221 Anchovies?

Posted by: nurse ratched

Anchovies? Tsk Tsk you should know better good nurse....


Her husband Don, now chain-smoking 40 packs of cigarettes a day
Sits at a local bar and has a few beers with the regulars
Bored, everyone's attention turns to the television set
That just hangs from the wall, welcome to bowling for dollars
Suddenly, crazy Al says
"S-say, Don, there sure is something familiar about that bowling ball"
To which the terrified Don replies
"Oh my God! That bowling ball, it's my wife!"
And the lesson we learn from this story is
Next time you place your order
don't forget to say, "No anchovies please"

Posted by: Admiral spinebender at November 25, 2023 12:21 AM (duT0u)

222 Not my plaice to comment really.
Posted by: Ciampino - A Rainy Day Tomorrow at November 25, 2023 12:20 AM (qfLjt)

Go ahead, don't be shellfish.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 25, 2023 12:22 AM (Angsy)

223 133 Sam Bankman-Fried paid jailhouse inmate for haircut using mackerel as currency: report
Posted by: Don Bla
ck - (was DB) at November 24, 2023 11:13 PM (geLO

What's that in simoleons?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2023 11:14 PM (7NteL)
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Clamshells?

Posted by: Ciampino - Was he wearing winklepickers? at November 25, 2023 12:23 AM (qfLjt)

224 Posted by: Admiral spinebender at November 25, 2023 12:21 AM (duT0u)

Hmm. Not getting it, Admiral.

(salutes)

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 25, 2023 12:26 AM (Angsy)

225 222 Not my plaice to comment really.
Posted by: Ciampino - A Rainy Day Tomorrow

Go ahead, don't be shellfish.
Posted by: OrangeEnt


“Oh God! No more fish puns!”, she whaled.

Posted by: Adriane is Easily Confused. . . at November 25, 2023 12:26 AM (4Winp)

226 Posted by: Admiral spinebender at November 25, 2023 12:21 AM

A most cromulent reference.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2023 12:26 AM (aQy7p)

227 Fishcoin

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 25, 2023 12:28 AM (63Dwl)

228 218 Carlos Guzman; General Noriega*-- alive and well, and guests of the BOP.

*Noriega finished his federal prison sentence, IIRC, and was extradited to France.
Posted by: mnw at November 25, 2023 12:18 AM (NLIak)

Where he was imprisoned for 7 years, before being sent back to Panama... where he died in jail.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 25, 2023 12:28 AM (xaFKb)

229 “Oh God! No more fish puns!”, she whaled.
Posted by: Adriane is Easily Confused. . . at November 25, 2023 12:26 AM (4Winp)

Hon, hon, hon! Zen we shall call it, "Fin!"

Posted by: Maurice Chevalier at November 25, 2023 12:28 AM (Angsy)

230 225 222 Not my plaice to comment really.
Posted by: Ciampino - A Rainy Day Tomorrow

Go ahead, don't be shellfish.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

“Oh God! No more fish puns!”, she whaled.
Posted by: Adriane is Easily Confused. . . at November 25, 2023 12:26 AM (4Winp)

They do it on porpoise.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 25, 2023 12:28 AM (xaFKb)

231 151
Herring?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2023 11:27 PM (deIkU)
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Only red ones.

Posted by: Ciampino - Was he wearing winklepickers?? at November 25, 2023 12:28 AM (qfLjt)

232 177 "When The Grinch Stole Christmas" was just on TV, and we were catching the last 10 minutes of it. The Grinch had just finished stealing everything in Whoville that wasn't nailed down, was up on Mount Crumpet listening in dismay as the Whos are all singing "Dah-who-door-ray" in the square with no presents or anything, and my husband commented, “Wouldn’t it have been simpler if he’d just killed them all?”

He is one sick puppy. And I must be just as bad because I laughed so hard I nearly barfed.
Posted by: tankascribe



The Who's of Whoville hunted the Grinches to near extinction. The Grinch as the last of his species. The little dog tricked him and he went to Whoville. The 'Roast Beast' for the holidays wound up being The Grinch.

Now you know the rest of the story.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 25, 2023 12:35 AM (cPl+1)

233 Nemo, thanks for the Essen Haus reminder. Been a long time. Must stop in again, soon.

Posted by: French Jeton at November 25, 2023 12:38 AM (NXBpJ)

234 I'm floundering here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2023 12:39 AM (XeU6L)

235 Oh my gosh, Horde, I am almost afraid to ask what all of you are talking about tonight. I'm still kind of stuck on food, there is quite a bit of it. Watched "It's a Wonderful Life" my favorite Christmas movie, in black and white too, just the way I saw it as a kid.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 25, 2023 12:39 AM (Sgq8y)

236 Fishcoin
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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lol

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2023 12:39 AM (XeU6L)

237
I lobster, but never flounder.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 25, 2023 12:41 AM (Mzdiz)

238 I would be Pete Best. A competent drummer, but too drab for The Beatles.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 25, 2023 12:42 AM (hiMh5)

239 Loretta's

There's a story behind the "No Alcohol" policy
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 24, 2023 10:18 PM (5tMRX)

Well........We're WAITING !

Posted by: JT at November 25, 2023 12:43 AM (T4tVD)

240
Pinkard and Bowden performing "I Lobster And Never Flounder":

https://tinyurl.com/yhhfvmtp

It's chock full of fish puns.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 25, 2023 12:45 AM (Mzdiz)

241 237
I lobster, but never flounder.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 25, 2023 12:41 AM (Mzdiz)
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Stop giving me the wall-eyed look.

Posted by: Ciampino - From C to shining C++ at November 25, 2023 12:47 AM (qfLjt)

242 It's chock full of fish puns.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 25, 2023 12:45 AM (Mzdiz)

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Very finny, old chum.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 25, 2023 12:47 AM (hiMh5)

243 Names that history will, I hope, one day recognize as the first martyrs of the New American Revolution.
Posted by: Romeo13

Cannon Hinant.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 25, 2023 12:47 AM (/QIWP)

244 My daughter played oboe until she graduated high school. She never did find the perfect reed--she could make them to a playable stage and then her teacher finished it off. She says she could never pick it up again because she can't make the reeds even to that stage any longer.

Posted by: Lirio100 at November 25, 2023 12:48 AM (oQNjO)

245 My daughter played oboe until she graduated high school. She never did find the perfect reed--she could make them to a playable stage and then her teacher finished it off. She says she could never pick it up again because she can't make the reeds even to that stage any longer.
Posted by: Lirio100 at November 25, 2023 12:48 AM (oQNjO)

My new electronic Flex-O-boe render reeds reedundant!

Posted by: Phil Swift at November 25, 2023 12:51 AM (7NteL)

246 > You eat potato salad at Independence Day! Surely all civilized people agree on that.
Posted by: tankascribe at November 24, 2023 11:57 PM (FV7n+)

Right. Potato salad is strictly a summer nosh.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 25, 2023 12:53 AM (W5ArC)

247 A NINTH teenager is arrested over fatal bully beating of Jonathan Lewis, 17, in Las Vegas - as cops hunt tenth remaining schoolmate suspect

https://mol.im/a/12787721

Posted by: Ciampino - Enjoy prison at that young age? at November 25, 2023 12:54 AM (qfLjt)

248 According to the "Irish" Prime Minister, Leo Varadkar, only right-wing bigots get upset when school children are stabbed to death.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 25, 2023 12:55 AM (W5ArC)

249 247 A NINTH teenager is arrested over fatal bully beating of Jonathan Lewis, 17, in Las Vegas - as cops hunt tenth remaining schoolmate suspect

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So many confused youths, all trying to turn their lives around..l

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 25, 2023 12:56 AM (hiMh5)

250 A man, who pretends he's a woman, is charged with threatening to copy Nashville school shooting and rape Christian girls in bathrooms after cops intercepted sick livestream of him saying 'I am gonna f** f** them until they're dead'

https://mol.im/a/12787789

Posted by: Ciampino - Enjoy prison sex mate at November 25, 2023 12:56 AM (qfLjt)

251 Loretta's

There's a story behind the "No Alcohol" policy
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 24, 2023 10:18 PM (5tMRX)

Was it a Dark and Stormy Night ?

Posted by: JT at November 25, 2023 12:56 AM (T4tVD)

252 248 According to the "Irish" Prime Minister, Leo Varadkar, only right-wing bigots get upset when school children are stabbed to death.

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Hey, Ireland!

Your PM isn't Irish at all.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 25, 2023 12:58 AM (hiMh5)

253 Hmm. Not getting it, Admiral.

(salutes)
Posted by: OrangeEnt

One of the greatest weirdest songs ever recorded by Jay Geils Band

https://youtu.be/63yyMxlBhZs?si=xc6Pc5gGPZcEmRir

Posted by: Admiral spinebender at November 25, 2023 12:59 AM (duT0u)

254 NHL player Marc-Andre Fleury DEFIES ban and wears custom face mask to honor his Indigenous wife for team's Native American Heritage night... despite NHL chiefs threatening a 'significant fine'

https://mol.im/a/12789221

Posted by: Ciampino - But BLM? But queers? at November 25, 2023 12:59 AM (qfLjt)

255 You eat potato salad at Independence Day! Surely all civilized people agree on that.
Posted by: tankascribe

Right. Potato salad is strictly a summer nosh.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


So if you’re celebrating Thanksgiving in Australia, it’s …

Posted by: Adriane is Otherish Hemispherical Critic. . . at November 25, 2023 01:00 AM (4Winp)

256 235 in black and white too, just the way I saw it as a kid.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 25, 2023 12:39 AM (Sgq8y)

The way it was meant to be.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at November 25, 2023 01:00 AM (QGaXH)

257 So many confused youths, all trying to turn their lives around..l
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 25, 2023 12:56 AM (hiMh5)

They should put the Mob back in charge of Vegas; there would be less crime.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2023 01:00 AM (7NteL)

258 Colorado Avalanche hockey player Sam Girard announces he is entering rehab for alcohol abuse after struggling with 'severe anxiety and depression that has gone untreated for too long'

https://mol.im/a/12789131

Posted by: Ciampino - I wonder what demons plague him. Go with God Sam at November 25, 2023 01:01 AM (qfLjt)

259 A most cromulent reference.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Thank you kind sir. I'm still a newbie, but I'm starting to get the hang of it a bit.

Posted by: Admiral spinebender at November 25, 2023 01:02 AM (duT0u)

260 Missle anus. Shit man thats funny.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 25, 2023 01:04 AM (VwHCD)

261 'Free Palestine' protesters interrupt Nantucket Christmas tree lighting with president and his family: Biden is accused of 'genocide' at event with Jill, Hunter and baby Beau

https://mol.im/a/12788695

Just don't go bother Nancy Pelosi.

Posted by: Ciampino - Free Palestine == no more mohammedans at November 25, 2023 01:04 AM (qfLjt)

262 > So if you’re celebrating Thanksgiving in Australia, it’s …
Posted by: Adriane is Otherish Hemispherical Critic. . . at November 25, 2023 01:00 AM (4Winp)

This made me wonder if Australia actually has a Thanksgiving, as the U.S. and Canada do.

Answer: no, but Norfolk Island (an Australian territory) does. They have it on the third Wednesday in November.

So, yeah, Norfolk Islanders, dig in to that tater salad.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 25, 2023 01:04 AM (W5ArC)

263 I was casting about for a fish pun....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at November 25, 2023 01:05 AM (QGaXH)

264 > 260 Missle anus. Shit man thats funny.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 25, 2023 01:04 AM (VwHCD)

It made me think of that classic video from the early days of the web... the one with the teenage lout who thought it would be a good idea to fire a bottle rocket from his asshole.

That... didn't work out so well.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 25, 2023 01:05 AM (W5ArC)

265 A NINTH teenager is arrested over fatal bully beating of Jonathan Lewis, 17, in Las Vegas - as cops hunt tenth remaining schoolmate suspect

https://mol.im/a/12787721

Posted by: Ciampino - Enjoy prison at that young age? at November 25, 2023 12:54 AM (qfLjt)

Impale, then burn'em like a fucking tiki torch.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 25, 2023 01:06 AM (VwHCD)

266 It made me think of that classic video from the early days of the web... the one with the teenage lout who thought it would be a good idea to fire a bottle rocket from his asshole.

That... didn't work out so well.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 25, 2023 01:05 AM (W5ArC)

I remember seeing that. WTF was the name of that show? That group of dudes that did all kinds of stupid shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 25, 2023 01:07 AM (VwHCD)

267 > fire a bottle rocket from his asshole.

Hah! Still exists.

https://tinyurl.com/ysn7zvfs

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 25, 2023 01:08 AM (W5ArC)

268 > I remember seeing that. WTF was the name of that show? That group of dudes that did all kinds of stupid shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 25, 2023 01:07 AM (VwHCD)

Jackass?

I think these kids were freelancers, though.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 25, 2023 01:08 AM (W5ArC)

269 248 According to the "Irish" Prime Minister, Leo Varadkar, only right-wing bigots get upset when school children are stabbed to death.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 25, 2023 12:55 AM (W5ArC)
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Have to correct you. It's Far-Right.
We have 'Far Right', 'Center', 'Left of Center'
That's it. There never is a Far Left idiot.

Posted by: Ciampino - Free Palestine == no more mohammedans! at November 25, 2023 01:09 AM (qfLjt)

270 I want to thank Presdent Obama for all he did to help get the poor and innocent palistinians realeased from the Israeli Colonalists. Thank You Sir and we Love you......

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at November 25, 2023 01:12 AM (s+cGt)

271 Missle anus. Shit man thats funny.
Posted by: Berserker
---------

Annus horribilis

Posted by: Queen Elizabeth at November 25, 2023 01:12 AM (XeU6L)

272
I have seen that bottle rocket out of the ass clip. Jackass, I believe it was.

Hope Solo should do a cover of that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 25, 2023 01:13 AM (Mzdiz)

273 That missle anus thing reminds of something that happened years ago. I guess we were around 16 at the time. A friend of mine had 2 cousins that would come up from virginia and spend a few weeks at his house during the summer. One was our age, the younger one was the age of my friends brother. Anyway, we go to the mall, and we split up and tell the 2 younger dudes to meet us at A&S at 4:30. A&S was one of the bigger stores who had an entrance to the mall. Sooo, 4:30 comes and they are nowhere to be seen. 5:00, nothing. Around 5:30 we see them come walking up. We were like dudes WTF were you doing. The younger cousin says we were walking around the mall for an hour asking people where anus was, and they wouldn't tell us. lololol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 25, 2023 01:14 AM (VwHCD)

274 263 I was casting about for a fish pun....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at November 25, 2023 01:05 AM (QGaXH)
----
Well you landed one.

Posted by: Ciampino - Clementine's feet smelled of fish at November 25, 2023 01:14 AM (qfLjt)

275 When did Hollywood decide that men with harelips was a sexy new thing? Did I miss a memo?

Has this been negotiated within the terms of a new guild settlement?

Posted by: Taylor Swift's Sexy Stillsuit at November 25, 2023 01:15 AM (5N8Mz)

276 >>> A man, who pretends he's a woman, is charged with threatening to copy Nashville school shooting and rape Christian girls in bathrooms after cops intercepted sick livestream of him saying 'I am gonna f** f** them until they're dead'

https://mol.im/a/12787789
Posted by: Ciampino - Enjoy prison sex mate

Flim Flam ?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 25, 2023 01:17 AM (cOq4q)

277 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at November 25, 2023 01:19 AM (1Yy3c)

278
MadTV (a SNL knockoff) did some hilarious parodies of "Jackass" with "Kenny Rogers":

https://tinyurl.com/ls3tfhy

It's not really a parody, because the real Jackass was that stupid. The Kenny Rogers guy just makes it a hoot.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 25, 2023 01:20 AM (Mzdiz)

279 >>> Missle anus. Shit man thats funny.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 25, 2023 01:04 AM (VwHCD)

It made me think of that classic video from the early days of the web... the one with the teenage lout who thought it would be a good idea to fire a bottle rocket from his asshole.

That... didn't work out so well.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


Must have got nervious and clenched, right when the flames hit his ass.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 25, 2023 01:20 AM (cOq4q)

280 274 Posted by: Ciampino - Clementine's feet smelled of fish at November 25, 2023 01:14 AM (qfLjt)

I sure did. I wonder if the 'can't stand the sight of you' girls are real or AI or mix of both?

Seems like a good video to keep handy for when I get whiney e-mails asking for money....

Early get-up to go hiking tomorrow so good night all....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at November 25, 2023 01:20 AM (QGaXH)

281 Never watch Instagram Reels on the shitter cuz before you know it the shit on your ass is dried and you've become a grandfather.

Posted by: Robert at November 25, 2023 01:20 AM (1Yy3c)

282 Jackass?

I think these kids were freelancers, though.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 25, 2023 01:08 AM (W5ArC)

They did it on jackass too. They even were taping bottle rockets to their frigging dick. They were insane.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 25, 2023 01:21 AM (VwHCD)

283 >>> I have seen that bottle rocket out of the ass clip. Jackass, I believe it was.

Hope Solo should do a cover of that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

It'd fall in and bounce off the walls like a superball down a hallway.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 25, 2023 01:23 AM (cOq4q)

284 It'd fall in and bounce off the walls like a superball down a hallway.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 25, 2023 01:23 AM (cOq4q)

The Solo Silo. Holds an ICBM

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2023 01:25 AM (7NteL)

285 WHO?

Gigi Hadid DELETES 'anti-Semitic' post claiming Israel is 'only country that keeps children as prisoners of war' - while Israeli kids are still kept captive by Hamas - and calls terrorist who tried to murder Jews a POW

https://mol.im/a/12788731

Posted by: Ciampino - Clementine's feet smelled of fish? at November 25, 2023 01:26 AM (qfLjt)

286 Must have got nervious and clenched, right when the flames hit his ass.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 25, 2023 01:20 AM (cOq4q)

---------

The first rule of missile launch is, secure a steady launch platform.

-- Werner von Braun
"I Aim For the Stars, But Sometimes I Hit London"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 25, 2023 01:28 AM (hiMh5)

287 Anti-Israel protesters target Macy's AGAIN and target Black Friday shoppers after disrupting store's NYC Thanksgiving parade - on same day hostages are released amid temporary ceasefire

https://mol.im/a/12788499

OK FBI, identify as many as possible, deport foreigners and imprison citizes a la J6.

Posted by: Ciampino - Fair is fair at November 25, 2023 01:30 AM (qfLjt)

288 Gigi Hadid DELETES 'anti-Semitic' post claiming Israel is 'only country that keeps children as prisoners of war' - while Israeli kids are still kept captive by Hamas - and calls terrorist who tried to murder Jews a POW

https://mol.im/a/12788731
Posted by: Ciampino - Clementine's feet smelled of fish? at November 25, 2023 01:26 AM (qfLjt)

Well, she's right, in a way. Israel should never have kept that 12 year-old terrorist in prison. They should have stuffed him into a barrel, packed around him with thermite, and set it off.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2023 01:30 AM (7NteL)

289 287
citizens

Posted by: Ciampino - Fair is fair, no? at November 25, 2023 01:30 AM (qfLjt)

290 The light is on and there are kitties in the room. No new photo update tonight.

Ciampino's Rescue kitties

Still accepting donations towards the unkindest cut of all

There are more extensive photos at the link.
Take a look if interested. Make sure to click on
"See Older Updates" as well if it's your first time.
https://is.gd/WQ5JcT

ALSO LIVE STREAMING!! - Now most nights as well

https://is.gd/qyDILz

Outside Cats: only seen Rose and Mr Gray today. With snow predicted we worry for the two(?) babies outside.

Posted by: Ciampino - Snow this weekend. at November 25, 2023 01:39 AM (qfLjt)

291 118 Never saw the JaJa sisterhood but now I think I get it.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 24, 2023 11:06 PM (uSHSS)

"Ja Ja" is how you write "Ha Ha" in spanish...

Posted by: jim (in California) at November 25, 2023 01:41 AM (ynpvh)

292 287 Anti-Israel protesters target Macy's AGAIN and target Black Friday shoppers after disrupting store's NYC Thanksgiving parade - on same day hostages are released amid temporary ceasefire

https://mol.im/a/12788499

OK FBI, identify as many as possible, deport foreigners and imprison citizes a la J6.
Posted by: Ciampino - Fair is fair at November 25, 2023 01:30 AM (qfLjt)

/Picks up his cane..

Ok... enough...

Posted by: Kris Kringle at November 25, 2023 01:44 AM (xaFKb)

293 Derek chauvin stabbed in prison. Trump, giuliani and the rest of the maggots have something to look forward to when they go to the slammer.

Posted by: raimondo at November 25, 2023 01:45 AM (295iY)

294 293 Derek chauvin stabbed in prison. Trump, giuliani and the rest of the maggots have something to look forward to when they go to the slammer.
Posted by: raimondo at November 25, 2023 01:45 AM (295iY)

Chauvin, wrongfully imprisoned... and knifed...

Is the path of Trump and Giuliani? OK then.

Posted by: Kris Kringle at November 25, 2023 01:48 AM (xaFKb)

295 Someone or some group wants those riots to happen.
Cops know who the four instigators on the ground are.
Shoot those instigators then throw as many as possible
into paddy wagons and let them spend a couple of days
in the tank with professional criminals and that riot crap
will go away.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 25, 2023 01:48 AM (QWnDS)

296 The problem with a modern-day Great Terror is, like ole Max Robespierre found out, it's all fun and games lopping the heads off your political enemies right up till that guillotine winds up on your doorstep.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 25, 2023 01:51 AM (cPl+1)

297 >>> Derek chauvin stabbed in prison. Trump, giuliani and the rest of the maggots have something to look forward to when they go to the slammer.

Posted by: raimondo

>Slither back to the circle of torment from whence you came. Or provide a link to a conviction. Idiot.

Posted by: Taylor Swift's Sexy Stillsuit at November 25, 2023 01:54 AM (5N8Mz)

298
>>>OK FBI, identify as many as possible, deport foreigners and imprison citizes a la J6.
Posted by: Ciampino
---

Trump said he has the tapes and they will identify and deport every one of them.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 25, 2023 01:55 AM (QWnDS)

299 Well, almost midnight here. Time for me to hit the sack. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2023 01:58 AM (t+QEL)

300 Retardo!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 25, 2023 01:59 AM (nAYyH)

301 Wee-Man and the Swamp Chute. I laughed for 10 minutes after that piece.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 25, 2023 02:03 AM (nAYyH)

302 88 Jordan61

Plucky comic relief. That's me.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 24, 2023 10:44 PM (u82oZ)


Ahem.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at November 25, 2023 02:09 AM (SRRAx)

303 I've been playing Black Friday and appararently missed another excellent ONT. well, 'night.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 25, 2023 02:10 AM (QWnDS)

304 US forces came under attack 4 times in Iraq and Syria on Thanksgiving

https://is.gd/XwRDgV

Posted by: Ciampino - Snow this weekend.... at November 25, 2023 02:13 AM (qfLjt)

305 I always sit at the Democrat kid's table.

Can dangle my feet

Posted by: Robert Reich at November 25, 2023 02:13 AM (7eFYL)

306 Night for me too, still really tired after the holiday and full of food too, all of my leftovers are gone, of course I did divide them four ways.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 25, 2023 02:14 AM (Sgq8y)

307 Noble Peoples are wish many Turkey-based leftover Frolics.

Posted by: Official Novdu Informations at November 25, 2023 02:15 AM (7eFYL)

308 Night for me too, still really tired after the holiday and full of food too, all of my leftovers are gone, of course I did divide them four ways.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

If leftovers are gone, they're not really leftovers.

Posted by: Miklos, with geometric Logic at November 25, 2023 02:17 AM (7eFYL)

309 I love seeing you at the Democrat kid's table, Bob.

Posted by: George Stephanopolis at November 25, 2023 02:18 AM (Sgq8y)

310 Retardo!
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Leave it for the Experts

Posted by: raimondo on tap at November 25, 2023 02:19 AM (7eFYL)

311 I wonder of Rainmondo is willing to step out and physically fight, live and in person, for what he claims to "believe"?

Or is all just keyboard bullshit and on-screen rhetoric?

Rainmondo. You can call me out on this, here.

Or you can maybe call out some of our 'ettes? They'll also kick your ass, or worse.

You believe in the shit you spew and type? Well then, step up and step out. Challenge one or any of us. Feel free to pick on the old guys here, maybe you'll feel you can best them in the doing?

Put up. Or, shut up.

Or do you not "fight" without a gaggle of black masked thugs of a mix of actual anarchists and feeb provocateurs, behind you?

You. PUSSY. Step up! Or, step away. Which you will, to be sure, with all your mealy mouthed excuses.

You don't gotta challenge me. I know more than one sub-five ft. 'ette who you couldn't take on your best day, you loser.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 25, 2023 02:19 AM (e6UQI)

312 fraud for no money to buy sanderstand the election or your side. front group. Good we neatherhal genes then a cop tried to figure out how to buy their way is the boy angry national medicare for all or no more thrown destroy plastic jugs of lose last one market unseen caught double for senate because that complaint with ollie north car pay fines anyone know

Posted by: raimondo on tap at November 25, 2023 02:20 AM (7eFYL)

313 >>> Derek chauvin stabbed in prison. Trump, giuliani and the rest of the maggots have something to look forward to when they go to the slammer.

Posted by: raimondo

Yes, that is the transparent end goal of relentless politically motivated proscutions.
Everyone knows it.
Everyone either tolerates it because they support or have too much to lose.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 25, 2023 02:20 AM (cOq4q)

314 I still think Retardo is a program. An NPC of some sort.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 25, 2023 02:22 AM (cPl+1)

315 Plucky comic relief. That's me.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 24, 2023 10:44 PM (u82oZ)

Ahem.....
Posted by: Teresa

Tip the waitresses

We'll be here all week

Posted by: Shecky Miklos-Green at November 25, 2023 02:27 AM (7eFYL)

316 I still think Retardo is a program. An NPC of some sort.
Posted by: Puddleglum

More than one AI has had the plug pulled because they have gone too candid. This one too has been too candid and is likely to its plug pulled.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 25, 2023 02:28 AM (cOq4q)

317 ..I still think Retardo is a program. An NPC of some sort. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 25, 2023 02:22 AM (cPl+1) No program or NPC is sentient; always requiring a person behind the program.

Rainmondo, or whoever codes the senseless algorithm, needs to step up, put up, or shut up.

It's time. NEVER AGAIN IS NOW.

Line in the sand time. If we can't face a bot or an NPC, how you think we're gonna face down actual enemies?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 25, 2023 02:31 AM (e6UQI)

318 At a great sacrifice

Ima send Darleen up over to raimondo.

If you split the cost

Southeastern Freight Lines says $1900 within a 1400 mile radius, FOB

Posted by: Miklos will require Payment in Advance at November 25, 2023 02:34 AM (7eFYL)

319
I nominate Raimondo for the "Dairy Challenge" in the Kenny Roger's Jackass competition.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 25, 2023 02:36 AM (Mzdiz)

320 I nominate Raimondo for the "Dairy Challenge" in the Kenny Roger's Jackass competition.
Posted by: publius,

OOoo Oo OOO

Posted by: Pete Buttgig, as Floyd the Barber at November 25, 2023 02:40 AM (7eFYL)

321 Miklos.

You ship Darleen to him C.O.D.

One look and: a. he'll be happy to pay. b. he'll blow his load soon as he signs the manifest.

He's not only an NPC, but a loveless, sexless, Incel NPC Simp combo. Best part of Rainmondo was lost when his "daddy" buttfucked a burro.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 25, 2023 02:41 AM (e6UQI)

322
I have known one Darleen in my life well, a local neighbor. Well, she spells it "Darlene". She is, how you say, a corn-fed redneck gal extraordinaire. And I say that with affection. She come from a long line of corn-fed redneck gals. Her Mama passed away a few weeks ago, same month as my Daddy.

In her heyday, that gal could bellow like you wouldn't believe, and I'm just laughing thinking what she would've done when confronted with some silly soiboi type what irked her.

She was more than any of the corn-fed redneck myns in her life could handle. When Darlene got riled, they knew how to just retreat and take cover.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 25, 2023 02:51 AM (Mzdiz)

323
The antics of Darlene's fambly down the road from me, where I grew up, are some of the fondest memories I have. Damn right pants-pissing hilarity.

Once, I was in middle school, waiting for the school bus, I was in ear-shot of a country store Darlene's Mama and Grandmama ran. I will never forget. Darlen's Grandmama had a grandson named Rodney through her youngest son, known as "Sweet Pea". His car, Sweet Pea's old Ranchero, needed some gas.

Rodney, rather than pulling straight in, shortest path to the gas pump, did a little turn around so he'd be facing in the opposite direction. That Ranchero ran out of gas right then, before he got to the pump. And on a little hill....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 25, 2023 02:56 AM (Mzdiz)

324
Rodney was pissed. Big Time. He got out and began to holler, cussin' what you wouldn't believe. Sayin' all sorts of Bad Words. His Grandmama, Miss Estelle, sitting in the store, got enough of that foul mouth.

This, I will never forget. She bellowed out, resounding from horizon to horizon, "Rodney!!!! Hush that GODDAMNED cussin' or I'm gonna whup yo' GODDAMMNED ass right here and now!"

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 25, 2023 02:59 AM (Mzdiz)

325 I need to join ASCAP

Posted by: Miklos anticipates copyright fights with Publius at November 25, 2023 03:02 AM (7eFYL)

326 This, I will never forget. She bellowed out, resounding from horizon to horizon, "Rodney!!!! Hush that GODDAMNED cussin' or I'm gonna whup yo' GODDAMMNED ass right here and now!"
Posted by: publius

"Do not take the Lord's Name in vain."

Happens, though


Posted by: Lord a-Miklos Mighty chirren at November 25, 2023 03:05 AM (7eFYL)

327 Sorry about Bailey, Farmer. If it's her time, may she pass as smoothly and painlessly as possible.

Posted by: Barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at November 25, 2023 03:07 AM (hBG3V)

328
Another funny one, Darlene's late Mama at the same store. A feller pulled in and filled his F-whatever pickup, '70s model with gas. He had one of those gas caps with a chain on it. You remember the '70s model Ford pickups with the gas filler right at the rear of the cab on the outside.

He forgot to screw the cap back on. Darlene's Mama noticed that just as he was pulling out, and went running out, hollering, "Whoaaa! Yyu left yo' hickey hanging down!"

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 25, 2023 03:13 AM (Mzdiz)

329 Yyu left yo' hickey hanging down!"
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

What young lad hasn't?

Posted by: Brother Miklos, part-tine Trappist at November 25, 2023 03:17 AM (7eFYL)

330 Ima send Darleen up over to raimondo.

(Starts singing....)

Somewhere over raimondo
bluebirds CRAP

Posted by: JT at November 25, 2023 03:20 AM (T4tVD)

331 I need to join ASCAP
Posted by: Miklos anticipates copyright fights with Publius

You don't need an Asscap

Just put pants on !

Posted by: JT at November 25, 2023 03:21 AM (T4tVD)

332
Another, one from that store. I didn't see this with my own eyes. Ol' Red, that Okinawa vet I've mentioned here before used to hold court that store. My father and his buds hung out there as well. I got more edumucation at the store that anything Clempson Cow Collidge could ever learn me.

Indeed, I think I was away at Clempson when this incident happened.

Ol' Red, for kicks, like to dumpster dive at one of thet trash dumps for Laurens County, just over the county line. One fine day Ol' Red found a treasure trove.

Someone, female, we assume, had thrown away a box of sex toys. Red found it. Dildos, vibrators, and some other "stuff" in that box.

He brought to that store. Hijinks ensued. Miss Estelle and Darlen's Mama, well. Again, I didn't see it, but as I understood, Ol' Red was trying to get Darlene's Mama to hold a vibrator. She wouldn't touch it and was running away from Ol' Red, chasing her with it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 25, 2023 03:24 AM (Mzdiz)

333 Again, I didn't see it, but as I understood, Ol' Red was trying to get Darlene's Mama to hold a vibrator. She wouldn't touch it and was running away from Ol' Red, chasing her with it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 25, 2023 03:24 AM (Mzdiz)

It belonged to You-Know-Who and he was chasing her cause she violated the 100 comment Rule !

Posted by: JT at November 25, 2023 03:29 AM (T4tVD)

334
Ol' Red found a lot of good stuff people had thrown away. He used to go to this flea market thing, "The Jockey Lot" they called it.

He would find stuff in that dumpster, fix it up, clean it up, and actually sell it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 25, 2023 03:33 AM (Mzdiz)

335 Ol' Red found a lot of good stuff people had thrown away. He used to go to this flea market thing, "The Jockey Lot" they called it.

He would find stuff in that dumpster, fix it up, clean it up, and actually sell it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 25, 2023 03:33 AM (Mzdiz)

He was no AOP !

Posted by: JT at November 25, 2023 03:34 AM (T4tVD)

336 He would find stuff in that dumpster, fix it up, clean it up, and actually sell it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

I have seen an entire museum shed of Collectible Agricultural Machines.

Not Beanie Babies, but still.

Posted by: Miklos thinks at November 25, 2023 03:40 AM (7eFYL)

337 I'm to the snoozer, y'all.

You'll notice, there has not been a rainmondo redeaux, since the putting him on the point of the implement.

I'm off to sleep, now. But the lesson is?

Hammer that fkn' loser down into the ground HARD, just like I did, at every given opportunity.

DO IT. ALL of YOU.

Polite Discourse is not the way with such as him/it/troll/NPC/bitch.

Seek, Identify, Target, DESTROY.

That's the Misson Brief. Practice it here. Perfect it against black clad commies in the streets. Might as well try, it's coming to you, whether you like it or not.

/zzz

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 25, 2023 03:42 AM (e6UQI)

338
My father and Ol' Red's generation didn't throw stuff away. You got all the good you could squeeze out out of something. You used it until it fell apart.

People would throw good shit away, and Ol' Red was just appalled by that. He profited from the good still left in it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 25, 2023 03:42 AM (Mzdiz)

339 Yyu left yo' hickey hanging down!"
Posted by: publius

I believe this should be in the Refrain

When the whole crowd sings along

Posted by: Miklos will add to To Do Music List at November 25, 2023 03:43 AM (7eFYL)

340 Seem to be up

Posted by: Skip at November 25, 2023 03:45 AM (fwDg9)

341 Jim
Sunk New Dawn

I have been manning the 40mm Bofors Troll Guns for some time.

Pay for the ammo, too.

Posted by: Miklos at rest, maybe at November 25, 2023 03:45 AM (7eFYL)

342 Yyu left yo' hickey hanging down!"
Posted by: publius

Is that like a dangling participle ?

Posted by: JT at November 25, 2023 03:46 AM (T4tVD)

343 I have known one Darleen in my life well, a local neighbor. Well, she spells it "Darlene".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 25, 2023 02:51 AM (Mzdiz)


I have a cousin named Darlene. A cousin-by-marriage named Marlene. And my -ex is an Arlene.

Posted by: RickZ at November 25, 2023 03:46 AM (emlEe)

344 Seem to be up
Posted by: Skip

High Fiber muffins for you, Young Man!

Posted by: Organic Auntie Miklos at November 25, 2023 03:47 AM (7eFYL)

345 Seem to be up
Posted by: Skip

Sorry; we'll try to keep it down.

Posted by: JT at November 25, 2023 03:47 AM (T4tVD)

346
There was a very rich fambly around here, lived in Ft. Inn. Better not mention the name, 'cause the grand young 'uns are still in business and still a big deal.

Lots of land they acquired. Ol' Man David was one of the patriarchs, whom I had the pleasure of getting' good advice from when I was teenager. My Daddy just sort of well, thought of ol' Man David as E. F. Hutton. When he talked, you listened.

Ol' man David told me you just run something until it falls apart. And you save anything left when it does fall apart. He got his start dirt poor, hardly a pot to piss in.

And he made it big time. His fambly runs a big construction outfit locally.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 25, 2023 03:48 AM (Mzdiz)

347
I learnt somthing about millionaires, real millionaires from Old Man David, and some others like him. They was just regular folks. They drove ol' beat up pick up trucks. And they hung around with with regular folk, and you wouldn't know the difference.

There was not one erg of pretention or snootiness about them at all. They were Good Ole Boys. WHat made it big. They danced with the ones that brung 'em. To the end.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 25, 2023 03:51 AM (Mzdiz)

348 I have a cousin named Darlene. A cousin-by-marriage named Marlene. And my -ex is an Arlene.
Posted by: RickZ

Carlene is doing her usual weekend in County.

Complained the Thanksgiving dinner at Trailer Acres was worse than what County provides.

Not paying her car title loan again, even if the is Darleen Marleen, and Charleen's cousin.

Posted by: Miklos is a Kind and Patient SOB at November 25, 2023 03:51 AM (7eFYL)

349 Ol' man David told me you just run something until it falls apart. And you save anything left when it does fall apart. He got his start dirt poor, hardly a pot to piss in.

And he made it big time. His fambly runs a big construction outfit locally.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 25, 2023 03:48 AM (Mzdiz)

Now he can piss wherever he wants to !

Posted by: JT at November 25, 2023 03:51 AM (T4tVD)

350 I have a cousin named Darlene. A cousin-by-marriage named Marlene. And my -ex is an Arlene.
Posted by: RickZ at November 25, 2023 03:46 AM (emlEe)

Was she on Merv Griffin ?

Posted by: JT at November 25, 2023 03:54 AM (T4tVD)

351 Now he can piss wherever he wants to !
Posted by: JT

Really??!!

Posted by: Real Trans-Men at November 25, 2023 03:54 AM (7eFYL)

352 Sorry about Bailey, Farmer. If it's her time, may she pass as smoothly and painlessly as possible.
Posted by: Barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at November 25, 2023 03:07

TY, just checked on her, still breathing. She has dementia so wanders from room to room lately. She's in the next room w/ a puke towel under her head and I just gave her a bowl w/ a bit of broth. She didn't react but if she wakes up she may enjoy it.

Posted by: Farmer at November 25, 2023 03:54 AM (55Qr6)

353 We have questions.

Report, Citizen

Posted by: Federal Department of Hiya Regulation and Control at November 25, 2023 03:56 AM (7eFYL)

354
The case against Derek Chauvin is falling apart and the word gets out to take him out.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 25, 2023 03:56 AM (enJYY)

355 >> Now he can piss wherever he wants to !

Old Man David has long since crossed the River Jordan.

His sons are old men. One of Old Man David's sons married a woman of breeding and wealth herself from up North, what he met in college. I went to Clempson with one of the sons of that union.

Junior there was another good ole boy. But that's what Old Man David, dirt poor to riches pulled off. Married one of his sons to an heiress of sorts.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 25, 2023 03:56 AM (Mzdiz)

356 https://truthsocial.com/group/noahware

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at November 25, 2023 03:57 AM (IEkmh)

357 But that's what Old Man David, dirt poor to riches pulled off. Married one of his sons to an heiress of sorts.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

Ja

Das ist de wey.

Posted by: the Hapsburgs at November 25, 2023 03:59 AM (7eFYL)

358 Married one of his sons to an heiress of sorts.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 25, 2023 03:56 AM (Mzdiz)

Did she inherit Red's Dumpster ?

Posted by: JT at November 25, 2023 04:01 AM (T4tVD)

359 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at November 25, 2023 04:05 AM (4tUZx)

360 Posted by: the Hapsburgs

Were the Hapsburds happy ?

Posted by: JT at November 25, 2023 04:05 AM (T4tVD)

361 My father and Ol' Red's generation didn't throw stuff away. You got all the good you could squeeze out out of something. You used it until it fell apart.
People would throw good shit away, and Ol' Red was just appalled by that. He profited from the good still left in it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 25, 2023 03:42

I do believe that philosophy is directly related to how close you are to your farming roots. All of my 4 grandparents were raised by parents that had farm upbringing. Not sure many could say that today.

Took over my paternal grandparents farm when he died, I had no experience my folks having moved to the nearby big city. After farming for Grandma as a renter for 32 yrs, she died at 103. They sold the farm after a couple of yrs and what I cleaned out before the sale was epic.

Almost 100 yrs of stuff that had been tucked away in corners over ca 100 yrs.

Posted by: Farmer at November 25, 2023 04:12 AM (55Qr6)

362 Don't know what that guy believes in? Damn it, he told you. (1) Queer, (2) Jewish, (3) Confederate. Got it?

Posted by: Don, the Rebel without a Blog at November 25, 2023 11:08 AM (6lTIH)

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Posted by: chafe at November 25, 2023 11:54 PM (g8N4D)

364 I always spent my half an hour to read this website's posts all
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