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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Girolamo Francesco Maria Mazzola (Parmigianino)
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 28, 2023 09:30 AM (lwOKI)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023 09:30 AM (aQy7p)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 09:30 AM (JrojV)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023 09:31 AM (aQy7p)
Posted by: John at November 28, 2023 09:31 AM (H6SUA)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 28, 2023 09:32 AM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2023 09:32 AM (9mNHV)
Posted by: BignJames at November 28, 2023 09:32 AM (AwYPR)
Italian Mannerist painter and printmaker (1503–1540)
I was told slavery was invented in 1619 by the Pilgrims so he could not have painted a slave in the 1500s.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 28, 2023 09:32 AM (lwOKI)
Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2023 09:32 AM (/MbBE)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 28, 2023 09:32 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 28, 2023 09:32 AM (N3zMI)
Posted by: Francesco Maria Mazzola at November 28, 2023 09:32 AM (NBVIP)
Posted by: dantesed at November 28, 2023 09:32 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Doof at November 28, 2023 09:32 AM (KiP3I)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2023 09:32 AM (9mNHV)
Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2023 09:33 AM (/MbBE)
Well dressed slave...?
Oh she's a sex slave.
The Turks were fond of Caucasian slave girls...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 28, 2023 09:33 AM (XqcwY)
Wait....that can't be. She seems white. I thought only blacks were enslaved by white America.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 09:33 AM (JrojV)
*presuming it's a lady and not a eunuch.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 28, 2023 09:33 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 28, 2023 09:33 AM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 28, 2023 09:33 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 28, 2023 09:34 AM (hIgyP)
Posted by: Radical Black Leftist at November 28, 2023 09:34 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at November 28, 2023 09:34 AM (BHrzb)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 09:34 AM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Some Muslim ruler reviewing his harem at November 28, 2023 09:34 AM (XqcwY)
Posted by: Sponge
Looks more like she's got a chicken's ass on her tits.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2023 09:34 AM (spU3M)
So, that's what an odalisque looks like.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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Not naked on an ottoman, so not an odalisque.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2023 09:34 AM (9mNHV)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 09:34 AM (JrojV)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 28, 2023 09:34 AM (hIgyP)
I mean, we all have those days, EMIRITE!?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2023 09:35 AM (qoGsy)
Italian Mannerist painter and printmaker (1503–1540)
I was told slavery was invented in 1619 by the Pilgrims so he could not have painted a slave in the 1500s.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 28, 2023
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He only lived to be thirty-seven??? Did he start painting when he was twelve or something?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 28, 2023 09:35 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 28, 2023 09:34 AM (hIgyP)
That hand is gigantic.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 09:35 AM (zZu0s)
This is about me isn't it?
Posted by: The naked fatass Sultan at November 28, 2023 09:35 AM (XqcwY)
Looks more like she's got a chicken's ass on her tits.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2023 09:34 AM (spU3M)
Feather duster. Sultan demands them titties stay CLEAN.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: VERY early at November 28, 2023 09:35 AM (NBVIP)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 28, 2023 09:36 AM (S4Tgw)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 28, 2023 09:36 AM (N3zMI)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 28, 2023 09:35 AM (J2vNu)
Michelangelo sculpted the Pieta when he was 18.
What have you been doing with your life?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 09:36 AM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 28, 2023 09:34 AM (hIgyP)
That hand is gigantic.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Better to pimp slap ho's with.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2023 09:36 AM (spU3M)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 09:34 AM
ISWYDT.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023 09:36 AM (aQy7p)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 28, 2023 09:36 AM (N3zMI)
Constantinople.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sultan PabloD at November 28, 2023 09:36 AM (ZzE7i)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 09:36 AM (krqg6)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 09:36 AM (JrojV)
Posted by: Joey Giovanni three fingers Sarducci Romano Calabrese Parmaganno at November 28, 2023 09:37 AM (FjYaO)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 28, 2023 09:36 AM
Constantinople.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023 09:37 AM (aQy7p)
"In 1515 [when Parmigianino was indeed twelve], his uncle received a commission from Nicolò Zangrandi for the decoration of a chapel in San Giovanni Evangelista; a work later completed by a young Parmigianino. By the age of eighteen, he had already completed the Bardi Altarpiece."
You had to start early in them days.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 28, 2023 09:37 AM (J2vNu)
Or a slave of the Turks?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 09:34 AM (zZu0s)
Most likely the latter.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 28, 2023 09:37 AM (eYoxG)
Posted by: rhennigantx
*Moses has entered the chat. Pharaoh has exited the chat room.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2023 09:37 AM (spU3M)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 09:37 AM (JrojV)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 28, 2023 09:36 AM
*
Constantinople.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023
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That's nobody's business but the Turks'.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 28, 2023 09:38 AM (J2vNu)
Better to pimp slap ho's with.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2023 09:36 AM (spU3M)
So, she's the 'Den Mother?'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: runner at November 28, 2023 09:38 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 09:38 AM (krqg6)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 28, 2023 09:38 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: Archer at November 28, 2023 09:38 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2023 09:38 AM (9mNHV)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2023 09:38 AM (F6McX)
The details are great except the hand.
Posted by: four seasons at November 28, 2023 09:38 AM (ichPI)
Posted by: runner at November 28, 2023 09:38 AM (V13WU)
Amir quibble.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 09:37 AM
Pshah!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023 09:38 AM (aQy7p)
Posted by: Sultan PabloD at November 28, 2023 09:36 AM (ZzE7i)
The Turkish slave! Making copies!
Posted by: Doof at November 28, 2023 09:39 AM (KiP3I)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at November 28, 2023 09:39 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Dave Barry at November 28, 2023 09:39 AM (NBVIP)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 09:39 AM (JrojV)
Posted by: guy at the bar at November 28, 2023 09:39 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at November 28, 2023 09:39 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2023 09:38 AM (F6McX)
She'd make all the guys feel inadequate.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 09:39 AM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
You know what they say. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2023 09:38 AM (F6McX)
Kung Fu grip??
Posted by: Doof at November 28, 2023 09:39 AM (KiP3I)
Posted by: Archer
The Grinch sometimes has the same expression.
(The original Grinch, not that garbage second attempt)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2023 09:39 AM (F6McX)
Posted by: Archer at November 28, 2023 09:39 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Tuna at November 28, 2023 09:39 AM (oaGWv)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023 09:30 AM (aQy7p)
lol
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at November 28, 2023 09:39 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 28, 2023 09:39 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 28, 2023 09:40 AM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 09:40 AM (JrojV)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at November 28, 2023 09:39 AM (xcxpd)
Constantly hearing the sea helps her relax.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: andycanuck
That's corny.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 09:39 AM
It's Tuesday. Rapeseed.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023 09:40 AM (aQy7p)
I'll take the veal Parmigianino instead.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at November 28, 2023 09:40 AM (k+M5d)
Posted by: runner at November 28, 2023 09:40 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2023 09:38 AM (F6McX)
That's a man baby!!
Posted by: Joey Giovanni three fingers Sarducci Romano Calabrese Parmaganno at November 28, 2023 09:40 AM (FjYaO)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 09:40 AM
Would Be A Good Name For A Rock Band
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023 09:40 AM (aQy7p)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher
Constantinople.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
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RRIIIITZZZ!
Posted by: sen. john fetterman at November 28, 2023 09:41 AM (krqg6)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 09:40 AM
Would Be A Good Name For A Rock Band
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Ah, thus the Dave Barry sock. Back when he was funny. Thanks.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 09:41 AM (JrojV)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 28, 2023 09:41 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Sultan PabloD at November 28, 2023 09:36 AM (ZzE7i)
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She has a fez that can launch a thousand skits.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 28, 2023 09:42 AM (S4Tgw)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 28, 2023 09:42 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 28, 2023 09:42 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Montec at November 28, 2023 09:42 AM (bWsRe)
Posted by: Immortan Joe at November 28, 2023 09:42 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at November 28, 2023 09:39 AM (xcxpd)
Constantly hearing the sea helps her relax.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)
That's important. I hear the turks like butt stuff.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at November 28, 2023 09:42 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at November 28, 2023 09:43 AM (NBVIP)
Posted by: Oglebay at November 28, 2023 09:43 AM (ogTiX)
The Turks, for their part, liked to raid that area for slave girls.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 28, 2023 09:43 AM (XqcwY)
Posted by: andycanuck
*
That's corny.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023
*
It's Tuesday. Rapeseed.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023
***
A spokesman for the disadvantaged = avocado for the poor
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 28, 2023 09:44 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Archer at November 28, 2023 09:44 AM (gmo/4)
The Turks, for their part, liked to raid that area for slave girls.
How were the Caucasian ladies' sammich-making skills?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 09:44 AM (JrojV)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 09:44 AM (krqg6)
Posted by: Karnak at November 28, 2023 09:45 AM (Angsy)
Posted by: Speaking of leftovers at November 28, 2023 09:45 AM (NBVIP)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2023 09:45 AM (izj35)
Posted by: Montec at November 28, 2023 09:45 AM (bWsRe)
I wonder if her elongated fingers are meant to imply something to the viewer (an inside joke?) or if it is some error by the artist. Given Parmigianino's obvious talent, realistic style and brilliant colors, the fingers strike an odd note.
Posted by: JTB at November 28, 2023 09:45 AM (7EjX1)
(The original Grinch, not that garbage second attempt)
Little Cindy Lou went on to become a rock star (not kidding).
She's pretty good.
But...she's also an out and out Satan curious weirdo (also not kidding)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 28, 2023 09:45 AM (XqcwY)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023
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Would Be A Good Name For A Rock Band
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
*
Ah, thus the Dave Barry sock. Back when he was funny. Thanks.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023
***
I remember his "Eat Bugs For Money" game show idea.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 28, 2023 09:45 AM (J2vNu)
"You soy un avocado bueno."
-- Shyster gringo lawyer on late-night Univision
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 09:45 AM (JrojV)
Posted by: 18-1
Biggus Caucus - a second Roman guard during The Life of Brian.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2023 09:46 AM (F6McX)
Posted by: Archer at November 28, 2023 09:46 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 09:46 AM (JrojV)
Posted by: Montec at November 28, 2023 09:45 AM (bWsRe)
I did not know that.
Posted by: Veteran of the THIRD Servile War, 73BC at November 28, 2023 09:46 AM (zZu0s)
I remember his "Eat Bugs For Money" game show idea.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 28, 2023 09:45 AM (J2vNu)
Way ahead of you.......
Posted by: Japanese Game Shows at November 28, 2023 09:47 AM (Zz0t1)
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The Sultanate controlled all of the Subway outlets in the Orient.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 09:47 AM (krqg6)
This doesn't happen often.
Posted by: From about that Time at November 28, 2023 09:47 AM (4780s)
The Turks, for their part, liked to raid that area for slave girls.
Posted by: 18-1
A lot of the Balkans officers I worked with in the region still held quite a bit of hatred towards the Turks. Turkish troops were part of the NATO mission, but the Croats didn't want anything to do with them.
Posted by: Military Moron at November 28, 2023 09:47 AM (JCZqz)
-- Shyster gringo lawyer on late-night Univision
I know a lawyer. I always tell him he should get the number 1-800-SHYSTER.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 28, 2023 09:47 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: Wishbone Jones at November 28, 2023 09:47 AM (C9E2V)
And STILL exists in the US.
But nowhere else.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 28, 2023 09:47 AM (hH3Px)
Plus cleavage!
Posted by: Male members of the horde at November 28, 2023 09:47 AM (NBVIP)
Posted by: From about that Time at November 28, 2023 09:48 AM (4780s)
Posted by: Voltaire at November 28, 2023 09:48 AM (XqcwY)
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The Sultanate controlled all of the Subway outlets in the Orient.
Damn, now I want doner kabob.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 09:48 AM (JrojV)
That's important. I hear the turks like butt stuff.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at November 28, 2023 09:42 AM (xcxpd)
Exactly.
Posted by: Japanese Game Shows at November 28, 2023 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)
The Turks, for their part, liked to raid that area for slave girls.
Posted by: 18-1
A lot of the Balkans officers I worked with in the region still held quite a bit of hatred towards the Turks. Turkish troops were part of the NATO mission, but the Croats didn't want anything to do with them.
Posted by: Military Moron at November 28, 2023 09:47 AM (JCZqz)
The Janissaries were the abducted and enslaved children of Balkan countries, reeducated as Muslims and forbidden contact with their family. Some regions were exempt from this "tax", but there's a lot of grounds for hatred there.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 28, 2023 09:49 AM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)
And STILL exists in the US.
But nowhere else.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 28, 2023 09:47 AM (hH3Px)
No one tell the Uyghurs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 09:49 AM (zZu0s)
Posted by: MichiCanuck at November 28, 2023 09:49 AM (xy44Y)
Saw a doc on YouTube by DW, a German outfit, about how Asian and African maids are bought and sold in the Middle East. Many of them 15 years old or younger. All on apps created by Apple and Google and Meta and fully out in the open. A digital slave trade operated by Silicon Valley.
But these same companies will ban you for saying a girl can't have a dick.
Posted by: Montec at November 28, 2023 09:49 AM (bWsRe)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at November 28, 2023 09:42 AM (xcxpd)
Exactly.
Posted by: Japanese Game Shows at November 28, 2023 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)
And movies about Gladiators.
Posted by: Captain Oveur at November 28, 2023 09:49 AM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 09:36 AM (zZu0s)
Take a look at Mozart's output if you really want to feel depressed!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 28, 2023 09:50 AM (3Gtis)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 28, 2023 09:50 AM (CnLzB)
Italians hate Yugoslavs,
South Africans hate the Dutch...
Posted by: The Merry Minuet at November 28, 2023 09:50 AM (NBVIP)
Posted by: Discerning boob connoisseurs at November 28, 2023 09:51 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Mendelssohn's.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 09:51 AM (JrojV)
Take a look at Mozart's output if you really want to feel depressed!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
___________
Or Schubert
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2023 09:51 AM (9mNHV)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 28, 2023 09:45 AM (J2vNu)
Way ahead of you.......
Posted by: Japanese Game Shows at November 28, 2023 09:47 AM (Zz0t1)
Hello?
Posted by: Joe Rogan at November 28, 2023 09:51 AM (FjYaO)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 28, 2023 09:51 AM (hIgyP)
Posted by: Voltaire at November 28, 2023 09:48 AM (XqcwY)
————
SOLD
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at November 28, 2023 09:52 AM (V71h7)
Posted by: Voltaire at November 28, 2023
***
A most excellent sales pitch, sir. I'll take two!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 28, 2023 09:52 AM (J2vNu)
Turkish Slave (Portrait of a Young Woman; Italian: Schiava turca) is a painting by the Italian Mannerist artist Parmigianino, executed around 1533. It is housed in the Galleria nazionale di Parma, northern Italy.
The title of "Turkish Slave" derives from the misinterpretation of the sitter's headwear as a turban. It is in fact a typical headdress of noblewomen of the time called a balzo, with examples appearing in numerous contemporary portraits. She is wearing a chemise under her elaborately sleeved dress called a guimp and is holding a feather fan used as a flywhisk.
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I was wondering about Pegasus on the hat although there are a bunch of other winged horses myths too even in India.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 09:52 AM (krqg6)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 28, 2023 09:50 AM (3Gtis)
That little shit was a piker.
Posted by: JS Bach, 20 children, 1000+ compositions at November 28, 2023 09:52 AM (zZu0s)
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Depends which SAs. Afrikaners are kinda partial to the Dutch. English SAs not so much. Black SAs well they hate all whites.
Posted by: Montec at November 28, 2023 09:52 AM (bWsRe)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 28, 2023
***
The Squabble
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 28, 2023 09:52 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
You should see the syphilitic sultan schlong it strokes!
Posted by: Turkish Slave Girl at November 28, 2023 09:52 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Martin Tell at November 28, 2023 09:53 AM (U7YKP)
Or Schubert
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2023 09:51 AM (9mNHV)
I quite enjoy a nice cold Shubert on a hot summer day.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: andycanuck
In Islam, Big Mo had a winged horse that took him to Jerusalem.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 09:53 AM (JrojV)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2023 09:51 AM (9mNHV)
Didn't Debussy compose some music early in his teens?
Posted by: dantesed at November 28, 2023 09:53 AM (88xKn)
That little shit was a piker.
Posted by: JS Bach, 20 children, 1000+ compositions
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Piker yourself, slugbutt.
Posted by: Georg Philipp Telemann at November 28, 2023 09:54 AM (9mNHV)
Western Asia minor was majority Greek until about 100 years ago when they were ethnically cleansed. Yes, if "anti-colonialism" had any actual rigor to it returning this area to Greece would be a major effort...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 28, 2023 09:54 AM (XqcwY)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 09:54 AM (JrojV)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 28, 2023 09:54 AM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Martin Tell at November 28, 2023 09:53 AM (U7YKP)
This is valid. Constantinople was an explicitly Christian city- Constantine meant it to be so. The original village of Byzantium was not much more than a few shacks, but it had a great location- which is why Constantine picked it, tore it down and made a whole new capitol.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 09:55 AM (zZu0s)
Sis, boom, bah. - Ed
Posted by: Karnak at November 28, 2023
***
"What does a punctured sheep say?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 28, 2023 09:55 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 28, 2023 09:55 AM (pVWRI)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 09:54 AM (JrojV)
I laughed.
Posted by: Joey Baloney at November 28, 2023 09:55 AM (FjYaO)
Posted by: andycanuck
Even Muhammad supposedly rode a flying "horse". As Google summarizes..The Buraq is a magical horse in Islamic tradition that served as the mount of the Islamic prophet Muhammad during his journey from Mecca to Jerusalem and up through the heavens and back by night. It is described as a white animal, half-mule, half-donkey, with wings on its sides.
Posted by: Turkish Slave Girl at November 28, 2023 09:56 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 09:56 AM (krqg6)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 09:54 AM (JrojV)
Jethro Bodine was born w/a full set of teeth.
Posted by: BignJames at November 28, 2023 09:56 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 28, 2023 09:56 AM (ZJJ4d)
Posted by: Creepy Joe at November 28, 2023 09:57 AM (NBVIP)
Girolamo Francesco Maria Mazzola
**********
I Think She's From Greece - a limerick
An art aficionado named Dorning
Gave his compadres fair warning
"If you want to rock and roll-a
With Maria Mazzola
You're going to wake up oily in the morning!"
Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2023 09:57 AM (991eG)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
"There once was a baby held in stir,
'Help! Help! I'm being repressed he did aver.
. . . "
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2023 09:57 AM (F6McX)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 09:57 AM (krqg6)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 28, 2023 09:57 AM (hIgyP)
This story came later by the way as a justification for seizing Jerusalem. There is *no* religious connection of Islam to Jerusalem.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 28, 2023 09:57 AM (XqcwY)
Suddenly Thor riding a sled being pulled by goats seems almost okay. Unless he takes a wrong turn at Albuquerque and ends up in Baghdad.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 09:58 AM (HdzIW)
Posted by: Montec at November 28, 2023 09:58 AM (bWsRe)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 28, 2023 09:50 AM (3Gtis)
Victor Borge used to tell the joke "It is amazing to realize that when Mozart was my age. . .he had been dead for three years."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 28, 2023 09:58 AM (Q0kLU)
Donuts are a valid campaign expense.
Posted by: Krispe Kreme at November 28, 2023 09:58 AM (XqcwY)
Lol
Posted by: Montec at November 28, 2023 09:58 AM (bWsRe)
At least he is realistic about his chances.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 09:59 AM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 10:00 AM (HdzIW)
This story came later by the way as a justification for seizing Jerusalem. There is *no* religious connection of Islam to Jerusalem.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 28, 2023 09:57 AM (XqcwY)
Being as the entire 'religion' is made up ramblings by an evil, power hungry child molester.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)
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Not Kookamunga??
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 10:00 AM (krqg6)
The boyz are safe.
Meanwhile in Kalifornia, the muzzie prof that murdered a jew using a megaphone blunt instrument has not been so charged.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at November 28, 2023 10:00 AM (ZtgZZ)
This story came later by the way as a justification for seizing Jerusalem. There is *no* religious connection of Islam to Jerusalem.
Posted by: 18-1
Yep. The Muzzies just stole stuff from Judaism and Christianity and Arabicized it.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:00 AM (JrojV)
And no one can talk to a horse of course
That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed.
Posted by: As any school child can tell you at November 28, 2023 10:01 AM (NBVIP)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Turkish slave eh? Cok fenah.
Goes looking for coffee. (Not Turkish).
Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2023 10:01 AM (uSHSS)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 28, 2023 09:47 AM
I'm right here, you know.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023 10:01 AM (aQy7p)
Even the space rock was stolen from Arabic paganism
Posted by: 18-1 at November 28, 2023 10:01 AM (XqcwY)
Lol
Posted by: Montec at November 28, 2023 09:58 AM (bWsRe)
Grifter piece of shit vows to continue grifting, eating shit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 10:01 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 10:01 AM (HdzIW)
Posted by: El Rushbo at November 28, 2023 10:02 AM (NBVIP)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 10:02 AM (HdzIW)
And no one can talk to a horse of course
That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed.
Posted by: As any school child can tell you at November 28, 2023 10:01 AM (NBVIP)
As Letterman quipped back when he was actually funny, if Mr. Ed could really talk, why didn't he complain about having to stand all day in straw soaked with his own urine?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 28, 2023 10:03 AM (N3zMI)
Bluer than velvet was the night
Softer than satin was the light
From the stars
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 28, 2023 10:03 AM (w9Wax)
I'm right here, you know.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023 10:01 AM (aQy7p)
Wait....You're a lawyer? That really changes things.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
________
A corpse is a corpse, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a corpsese of course
That is, of course, unless the corpse is the famous Mr. Dead.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2023 10:04 AM (9mNHV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 10:04 AM (HdzIW)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 28, 2023 10:04 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:04 AM (JrojV)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 28, 2023
***
Borge was an entertainer par excellence, and occasionally an actor as well. Usually he played himself. In a Season Three Man From U.N.C.L.E., though, he plays a scientist hiding from Thrush; and IMDb says he appeared in a failed pilot for a "Mr. Belvedere" TV series way back in '65.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 28, 2023 10:05 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Justin Castreau at November 28, 2023 10:05 AM (V8yYW)
Posted by: Paladin at November 28, 2023 10:05 AM (lhi1/)
Posted by: I snorted at November 28, 2023 10:05 AM (NBVIP)
Borge was an entertainer par excellence, and occasionally an actor as well. Usually he played himself. In a Season Three Man From U.N.C.L.E., though, he plays a scientist hiding from Thrush; and IMDb says he appeared in a failed pilot for a "Mr. Belvedere" TV series way back in '65.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 28, 2023 10:05 AM (J2vNu)
I caught him in concert a couple times. Always entertaining. He was on The Muppets once, too.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 28, 2023 10:07 AM (N3zMI)
Posted by: mrp at November 28, 2023 10:07 AM (rj6Yv)
I am right here nyah! I would never be caught dead wearing such attire or hat. But a nice mink jacket I could live with easily.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 10:07 AM (HdzIW)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:07 AM (JrojV)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 28, 2023 10:05 AM (J2vNu)
I can’t imagine what it would take to be a failed pilot for a TV series now a days.
Posted by: Ford EV at November 28, 2023 10:07 AM (6vqEw)
Posted by: Robert at November 28, 2023 10:07 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at November 28, 2023 10:08 AM (NBVIP)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 10:07 AM (HdzIW)
MURDERER!!!!!
Posted by: Paint Throwing Nazi Liberal at November 28, 2023 10:08 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 10:03 AM
Lawyers, guns, and money. I got 2 out of 3 covered.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023 10:08 AM (aQy7p)
But that hand!
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 28, 2023 10:08 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023
***
I seem to recall that Mohammed was inspired at the very beginning by Judaism's concept of one single almighty God, and early on invited the Jews to join his jihad. The Jews declined -- politely or not, I'm not sure -- and Mo and his followers hate them to this very day.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 28, 2023 10:08 AM (J2vNu)
"Lizzo's Tub Time?"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 28, 2023 10:08 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: minimal standards, maximal stds at November 28, 2023 10:09 AM (pjs7m)
The West's painters had a phase of Near Eastern mania. So a lot of exotic scenes from Egypt, the Levant, or Anatolia got painted.
It was later replaced by a fixation on all things Japan.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 10:10 AM (HdzIW)
Posted by: Chris "Wimpy" Christie at November 28, 2023 10:10 AM (LsX8Y)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 28, 2023 10:08 AM (ufFY
Holy crap, you're right! I was too distracted by the cleavage I never noticed she has a weird gnarled Nosferatu claw.
I take it back, would not hang.
Posted by: Robert at November 28, 2023 10:10 AM (1Yy3c)
The West's painters had a phase of Near Eastern mania. So a lot of exotic scenes from Egypt, the Levant, or Anatolia got painted.
It was later replaced by a fixation on all things Japan.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 10:10 AM (HdzIW)
Since they tended to be sponsored the first few were probably a hit with the audience and so they started making them like mad in the hopes of winning fame and fortune.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 28, 2023 10:10 AM (eYoxG)
But that hand!
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 28, 2023 10:08 AM
She will either scratch your back in pleasure or dig in and rip your heart out with those talons.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023
***
And as a teen, young adult, and even grown-up:
https://benzadmiral-uncle.blogspot.com/
When the DVD set came out in 2007, we on the Yahoo! group for the show discussed each episode. I wrote about 500 words on each one -- with ca. 100 episodes, that equates to a short book. Members suggested I put it into a blog, and you see the result.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 28, 2023 10:11 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
I recall reading that he originally wanted the direction of prayer to be toward Jerusalem. But then the Jews rebufffed him, so he had a change of plans.
There also is supposedly an early Islamic coin depicting Mo with a cross.
So the guy was just ripping off religious ideas right and left, and got all butthurt when the Jews and Christians wouldn't go along with his death cult.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:11 AM (JrojV)
It was later replaced by a fixation on all things Japan.
Posted by: Anna Puma
___________
Thus Gilbert & Sullivan's The Mikado.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2023 10:11 AM (9mNHV)
Holy crap, you're right! I was too distracted by the cleavage I never noticed she has a weird gnarled Nosferatu claw.
I take it back, would not hang.
Posted by: Robert at November 28, 2023 10:10 AM (1Yy3c)
Tits can be an incredible distraction.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)
Yes, but he clubs seals for dinner, so....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 28, 2023 10:12 AM (3Gtis)
*pulls out a concealed SMG from her voluminous golden tresses*
Think again nerd boi.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 10:12 AM (HdzIW)
Was the 80s show the same show? All I remember is there was a kid named Wesley that he hated as much as Picard did.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 28, 2023 10:13 AM (44ww/)
Tits can be an incredible distraction.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
_________
I'm sorry, what?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2023 10:13 AM (9mNHV)
From the archives:
Dire Straits - a limerick
It's well known that pachyderms are preposterous
But I once bought a Byzantine rhinoceros
While shipping him through
To a Crimean zoo
He got stuck in the midst of the Bosporus
Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2023 10:13 AM (991eG)
Would not hang, but thank you.
Posted by: L - Can't make 'em love you more or hate you less at November 28, 2023 10:13 AM (GshMh)
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at November 28, 2023 10:13 AM (6vqEw)
*
*pulls out a concealed SMG from her voluminous golden tresses*
Think again nerd boi.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023
***
A concealed Sarah Michelle Gellar?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 28, 2023 10:13 AM (J2vNu)
Yes, but he clubs seals for dinner, so....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 28, 2023 10:12 AM (3Gtis)
Now I'm torn......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:14 AM (JrojV)
Posted by: Anna Puma
___________
Thus Gilbert & Sullivan's The Mikado.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2023 10:11 AM (9mNHV)
Topsy-Turvy is a delightful film. A bit loose with the facts, but quite entertaining.
Posted by: mrp at November 28, 2023 10:15 AM (rj6Yv)
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So your wife likes Turkish Slave Girls? Cool.
Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 10:15 AM (ntk8v)
Posted by: Sorry, can't control myself at November 28, 2023 10:15 AM (NBVIP)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 28, 2023 10:15 AM (w9Wax)
Was the 80s show the same show? All I remember is there was a kid named Wesley that he hated as much as Picard did.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 28, 2023
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I suppose, but softened enormously for TV from the icy and waspishly correct character played by Clifton Webb in several '50s movies. (Mr. Belvedere Goes to College is fun, and a weird kind of time capsule.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 28, 2023 10:15 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:16 AM (JrojV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 10:16 AM (HdzIW)
Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 10:15 AM (ntk8v)
never thought about it that way, but who am I to judge?
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at November 28, 2023 10:16 AM (6vqEw)
Posted by: mrp
Agreed. Love it.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:16 AM (JrojV)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:14 AM (JrojV)
False etymology.
It was actually just a bunch of harelips trying to say "Phosphorous"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 28, 2023 10:17 AM (GZ+sX)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023
***
I think from the myth about Zeus, disguised as a bull, transporting the mortal maiden Europa on his back. He'd have crossed that area, I guess. "Europe" is supposedly named for her.
"Hey, baby! How can you say I don't care? I named a whole continent for you!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 28, 2023 10:17 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:04 AM (JrojV)
Yes she was.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 28, 2023 10:18 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 10:15 AM (ntk8v)
never thought about it that way, but who am I to judge?
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The moar, the merrier.
Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 10:18 AM (ntk8v)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 28, 2023 10:12 AM (3Gtis)
Now I'm torn......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 10:14 AM
Minor point...at my age, I don't go clubbing. But I won't turn down a can of "clubbed by virtuous indigenous peoples" seal. That's some tasty stuff.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023 10:18 AM (aQy7p)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:18 AM (JrojV)
Posted by: Next2Nothing at November 28, 2023 10:19 AM (tA1/w)
BREAKING Hunter Biden agrees to testify before the GOP House Oversight Committee in a PUBLIC hearing as part of the impeachment inquiry into Joe Biden.
Hot news @TheNewsTrending 32m
The federal judge overseeing the 2020 election case against former President Donald Trump denied a request from his legal team for permission to subpoena members of the House Jan. 6 select committee and others for evidence in his upcoming trial.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 10:19 AM (krqg6)
Was he gallipoling?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:20 AM (JrojV)
BREAKING Hunter Biden agrees to testify before the GOP House Oversight Committee in a PUBLIC hearing as part of the impeachment inquiry into Joe Biden.
Over/Under on "I don't recall" declarations set at 1,500.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)
A torso's a torso, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a torsso of course
That is, of course, unless the torso's the famous Missing Head
Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2023 10:20 AM (991eG)
The federal judge overseeing the 2020 election case against former President Donald Trump denied a request from his legal team for permission to subpoena members of the House Jan. 6 select committee and others for evidence in his upcoming trial.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 10:19 AM (krqg6)
"You murdered a guy."
"Yeah, but this other guy knows I didn't. Ask him."
"Nah."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 28, 2023 10:20 AM (GZ+sX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 10:20 AM (HdzIW)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 10:20 AM (krqg6)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 28, 2023 10:20 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023 10:18 AM (aQy7p)
Like...chicken?
Posted by: BignJames at November 28, 2023 10:20 AM (AwYPR)
BREAKING Hunter Biden agrees to testify before the GOP House Oversight Committee in a PUBLIC hearing as part of the impeachment inquiry into Joe Biden.
Over/Under on "I don't recall" declarations set at 1,500.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 10:20 AM
I'll take the over.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023 10:20 AM (aQy7p)
Sandy Hook families who won nearly $1.5 billion in legal judgments against Alex Jones for calling the 2012 Connecticut school shooting a hoax have offered to settle that debt for at least $85 million over 10 years.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 10:21 AM (krqg6)
Posted by: Archer at November 28, 2023 10:21 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 10:20 AM
I'll take the over.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023 10:20 AM (aQy7p)
"Stop asking me about Michael Caine. I've never even met the guy."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 28, 2023 10:21 AM (GZ+sX)
Posted by: JT at November 28, 2023 10:21 AM (T4tVD)
"Hey, baby! How can you say I don't care? I named a whole continent for you!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 28, 2023 10:17 AM (J2vNu)
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"I'll even name a continent after your frigid Aunt Arctica."
Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 28, 2023 10:22 AM (HxyBZ)
Posted by: BignJames at November 28, 2023 10:20 AM
Actually it was like venison, with a hint of waterfowl. The cut I cooked had the texture of beef short rib.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023 10:22 AM (aQy7p)
Sandy Hook families who won nearly $1.5 billion in legal judgments against Alex Jones for calling the 2012 Connecticut school shooting a hoax have offered to settle that debt for at least $85 million over 10 years.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 10:21 AM (krqg6)
Yet, the media types clinging to the "Russia Collusion" hoax in an effort to destroy Donald Trump and with it, America, fines still remains at zero.
This is not America.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 10:23 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at November 28, 2023 10:23 AM (wu87C)
The federal judge overseeing the 2020 election case against former President Donald Trump denied a request from his legal team for permission to subpoena members of the House Jan. 6 select committee and others for evidence in his upcoming trial.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 10:19 AM (krqg6)
Cause everyone knows crackheads will always tell the truth, I mean lying under oath is illegal and a bad thing.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at November 28, 2023 10:23 AM (6vqEw)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2023 10:23 AM (991eG)
Bluer than velvet was the night
Softer than satin was the light
From the stars
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 28, 2023 10:03 AM (w9Wax)
Dammit! Earworm.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 10:24 AM (zZu0s)
"Hey, baby! How can you say I don't care? I named a whole continent for you!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 28, 2023 10:17 AM (J2vNu)
Here's a question. Why is this continent called America and not something like Vespucciland? It's like if Columbus had discovered the mainland and the entire land getting named Chris or something. Can you imagine living in The United States of Chris? It's like a lot of naming conventions got tossed out except they wanted the land to have a properly feminine name.
Anyway...
I need to make coffee.
Posted by: Robert at November 28, 2023 10:24 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:24 AM (JrojV)
*******
That means Bosporous means "Holey Cow"...
Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2023 10:23 AM (991eG)
Bocephus is a nickname for Hank Williams Jr.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 10:25 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 10:25 AM (ntk8v)
Posted by: brak at November 28, 2023 10:25 AM (AR07F)
The Iranian Deputy Minister of Defense in an interview this morning: the aircraft procurement deal with Russia has been finally approved and it includes Sukhoi 35 fighter jets, Mil-28 attack helicopters and Yak 130 training aircraft.
Hot news @TheNewsTrending 49m
Finland closes its entire border with Russia.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 10:25 AM (krqg6)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2023 10:25 AM (991eG)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023 10:22 AM (aQy7p)
Huh...wonder what a "trophy mount" would look like.
Posted by: BignJames at November 28, 2023 10:25 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at November 28, 2023 10:25 AM (lqvOK)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2023 10:26 AM (991eG)
Posted by: Dr_No at November 28, 2023 10:26 AM (ayRl+)
Huh...wonder what a "trophy mount" would look like.
Posted by: BignJames at November 28, 2023 10:25 AM (AwYPR)
Banging a supermodel reverse cowgirl?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Checking the map at November 28, 2023 10:26 AM (NBVIP)
BREAKING Hunter Biden agrees to testify before the GOP House Oversight Committee in a PUBLIC hearing as part of the impeachment inquiry into Joe Biden.
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"Why was your father's contact information on your laptop labeled "Pedo Pete?'"
Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 28, 2023 10:26 AM (HxyBZ)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2023 10:26 AM (991eG)
Posted by: SMOD at November 28, 2023 10:26 AM (RHGPo)
Basically, he goes through the timeline of the creation of the koran (200 yrs later), the hadiths, and something else, and important figures and their timelines. It was all bullshit.
He compares it to Christianity, where the Gospels were written about 70-120 years later, almost contemporaneously.
Forget the name of the guy, but probably easily searchable.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 28, 2023 10:26 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 10:27 AM (ntk8v)
There is also an Arab (pronounced with an initial long "A" with accent on first syllable) Alabama.
Posted by: Martin Tell at November 28, 2023 10:27 AM (U7YKP)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 10:27 AM (krqg6)
Until, gunpowder.
Or the occasional massive earthquake brings your walls down.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 10:27 AM (zZu0s)
Posted by: The Lady in the Painting at November 28, 2023 10:27 AM (a3Q+t)
BREAKING Hunter Biden agrees to testify before the GOP House Oversight Committee in a PUBLIC hearing as part of the impeachment inquiry into Joe Biden.
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"Why was your father's contact information on your laptop labeled "Pedo Pete? And please show us on the doll where the bad man touched you ...'"
Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 28, 2023 10:27 AM (HxyBZ)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 10:27 AM (krqg6)
Just like Nancy Pelosi.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 10:28 AM (zZu0s)
WATCH: A substantial crowd in Piedras Negras is en route to cross into Eagle Pass, Texas.
https://tinyurl.com/yc2n232u
10 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 10:28 AM (krqg6)
Well here's one that will give you chills and inspire horror stories - The Strange Thing Little Kiosai Saw in the River. 1897 by John La Farge.
James McNeill Whistler has works printed in this book. So does Mary Cassatt.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 10:28 AM (HdzIW)
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 28, 2023 10:29 AM (l3Uxg)
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Doesn't Pelosi mean bottle necked tits in Italian?
Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 10:29 AM (ntk8v)
"Bosporous, that was a great play!"
Nah, doesn't work for me.
Posted by: zombie Harry Caray at November 28, 2023 10:29 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 10:27 AM (zZu0s)
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"Hooka, when the walls fell ..."
Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 28, 2023 10:29 AM (HxyBZ)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 28, 2023 10:29 AM (S4Tgw)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 10:27 AM
Technically, those are teats, not mammaries.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at November 28, 2023 10:29 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Candidus at November 28, 2023 10:30 AM (Zc7Fe)
ALLAH-bomba?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:30 AM (JrojV)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 10:30 AM (krqg6)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 10:27 AM
Technically, those are teats, not mammaries.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at November 28, 2023 10:29 AM (a3Q+t)
Like you would care- you fey little pantywaist!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 10:31 AM (zZu0s)
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Until the day the music died because Allah had to take the last flying horse to the Coast.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 10:32 AM (krqg6)
Her hair is spiders. To keep lice out of the seraglio, Turks shaves their slavegirls bald and gave them thousands of tiny spiders for hair, secured in place by the colony's webbing.
Have I told you how Cob Salad got its name?
Posted by: substitute history teacher who smells like gin at November 28, 2023 10:32 AM (pjs7m)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at November 28, 2023 10:32 AM (MUdd/)
Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 10:32 AM (ntk8v)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 28, 2023 10:32 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: SMOD at November 28, 2023 10:32 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 28, 2023 10:32 AM (CnLzB)
Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 28, 2023 10:33 AM (HxyBZ)
Posted by: Archer at November 28, 2023 10:34 AM (gmo/4)
Fun fact: the cannon used to bring the walls of Constantinople was built by a German. He tired to sell it to the Romans (proper name for Byzantines) first but they were too poor, and a man's gotta eat, you know.
Posted by: Martin Tell at November 28, 2023 10:34 AM (U7YKP)
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Didn't the Ottomans somehow transfer their ships across land from the Black Sea side over to the straits?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 28, 2023 10:34 AM (l5HoH)
I love this kind of stuff!
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2023 10:34 AM (wp4uL)
Hunter, you have been subpoenaed to sit for a deposition, and only after such deposition will we consider your request to appear before the committee.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at November 28, 2023 10:34 AM (ZtgZZ)
Posted by: SMOD at November 28, 2023 10:32 AM (RHGPo)
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So, the U.S. State Department then?
Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 28, 2023 10:34 AM (HxyBZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 10:34 AM (HdzIW)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 10:34 AM (zZu0s)
Yep. Put them in the Golden Horn.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:35 AM (JrojV)
I love this kind of stuff!
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2023 10:34 AM (wp4uL)
Have you heard from Marine?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 10:35 AM (Zz0t1)
I love this kind of stuff!
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Beware of dragons.
Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 10:35 AM (ntk8v)
Insider Corner @insiderscorner 43m
WATCH: A man's attempt to steal an iPhone is foiled as security guards promptly catch him, the capture occurring shortly after he takes a fall down two flights of stairs.
https://tinyurl.com/mt2vesyy
28 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 10:35 AM (krqg6)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at November 28, 2023 10:35 AM (a3Q+t)
I love this kind of stuff!
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2023 10:34 AM (wp4uL)
Iceberg, dead ahead!
Posted by: Archer at November 28, 2023 10:36 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: SMOD at November 28, 2023 10:36 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 10:37 AM (krqg6)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2023 10:37 AM (wp4uL)
I love this kind of stuff!
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2023 10:34 AM (wp4uL)
Famous Swedish saying: There is no such thing as bad weather, only bad clothes.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 28, 2023 10:37 AM (CnLzB)
The dock.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2023 10:37 AM (wp4uL)
WATCH: A man's attempt to steal an iPhone is foiled as security guards promptly catch him, the capture occurring shortly after he takes a fall down two flights of stairs.
https://tinyurl.com/mt2vesyy
28 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 10:35 AM (krqg6)
That headline is stupid.
He jumped his own ass over a railing from the 2nd level of a mall. He did NOT 'fall down 2 flights of stairs.'
Oh, and be better, black community. Be better.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 10:38 AM (Zz0t1)
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The Collusion Deal was to add spiked proteins and broadcast the bug world wide. That's what we paid for. China did what was asked of them.
Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 10:38 AM (ntk8v)
Israel should do this to the hamassholes of gaza.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at November 28, 2023 10:38 AM (ZtgZZ)
Posted by: Archer at November 28, 2023 10:38 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:38 AM (JrojV)
Yep. He's doing his thing.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2023 10:37 AM (wp4uL)
Good deal.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 10:38 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 10:38 AM (HdzIW)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2023 10:38 AM (wp4uL)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2023 10:39 AM (wp4uL)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at November 28, 2023 10:35 AM (a3Q+t)
Learning about females from books is a very Wesley point of view.
Posted by: That kid is gayer than a Captain named Jean-Luc at November 28, 2023 10:39 AM (pjs7m)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 28, 2023 10:37 AM
Word.
Posted by: The Swedish Bikini Team at November 28, 2023 10:39 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2023 10:40 AM (wp4uL)
Blue eyeballs? So she is actually Fremen.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 10:38 AM (HdzIW)
Spice contamination.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 10:40 AM (zZu0s)
Course, he would've tried again and eventually succeeded. But still.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:40 AM (JrojV)
Emily Hand isn’t doing well.
“Last night she cried until her face was red and blotchy, she couldn’t stop. She didn’t want any comfort, I guess she’s forgotten how to be comforted. She went under the covers of the bed, the quilt, covered herself up and quietly cried.”
“The most shocking, disturbing part of meeting her was she was just whispering, you couldn’t hear her. I had to put my ear on her lips. She’d been conditioned not to make any noise.”
Statements by Emily’s father.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 10:40 AM (krqg6)
And you thought they couldn't get any lower...
"I have no idea why most people find the media loathsome, untrustworthy, filthy liars", said nobody ever.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 28, 2023 10:40 AM (vBMpQ)
ALL the boats are rooting at each other.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2023 10:38 AM (wp4uL)
Remember. Red right returning.
Posted by: Archer at November 28, 2023 10:40 AM (gmo/4)
I love this kind of stuff!
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2023 10:34 AM (wp4uL)
You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Twilight Zone!
Posted by: Robert at November 28, 2023 10:40 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 28, 2023 10:40 AM (RIvkX)
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I had high aspirations," Tom sputtered!
Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2023 10:41 AM (991eG)
You asked for it:
https://tinyurl.com/y3e7cwt6
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 28, 2023 10:41 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:38 AM (JrojV)
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Only made the Wall of Shame once, my first week as a commenter back in '16, as a sock& puppeteer.
Good times, good times ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 28, 2023 10:42 AM (HxyBZ)
Holy. Shit. It's FOGGY.
ALL the boats are rooting at each other.
Hope the flotilla of escort otters can see.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:42 AM (JrojV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 10:42 AM (HdzIW)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2023 10:38 AM (wp4uL)
Like Arsenio Hall?
Posted by: Robert at November 28, 2023 10:42 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 10:01 AM (HdzIW)
One in Arizona, too. North of Wickenburg, I think.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2023 10:42 AM (0FIAn)
Good times, good times ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 28, 2023 10:42 AM (HxyBZ)
Most of the time, I never podium above bronze.
It's kind of a Pyrrhic victory.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 10:43 AM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Archer at November 28, 2023 10:43 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Smokin' Uncle Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 10:43 AM (V8he0)
Natural immunity provides better protection against COVID than vaccines – even against hospitalization, new study finds
PAUL SACCA
NOVEMBER 26, 2023
People with natural immunity to COVID-19 have better protection against the respiratory disease than those who received mRNA vaccines, according to a new study.
"Natural immunity conferred substantial protection against COVID-19 hospitalization," the authors of the study wrote. "Our study showed that natural immunity offers stronger and longer-lasting protection against infection, symptoms, and hospitalization compared to vaccine-induced immunity."
https://tinyurl.com/35nr3vdc
Only what we've been saying.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2023 10:43 AM (spU3M)
Posted by: Archer
The BALLS on those guys!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2023 10:44 AM (spU3M)
PAUL SACCA
NOVEMBER 26, 2023
People with natural immunity to COVID-19 have better protection against the respiratory disease than those who received mRNA vaccines, according to a new study.
Whell DUH!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 10:44 AM (Zz0t1)
The Oakland City Council just voted 8-0 for a ceasefire in Israel and refused to condemn Hamas. So, I guess the war is over?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 28, 2023 10:44 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2023 10:45 AM (991eG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 10:45 AM (zZu0s)
The Oakland City Council just voted 8-0 for a ceasefire in Israel and refused to condemn Hamas. So, I guess the war is over?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 28, 2023 10:44 AM (FVME7)
Alternate headline: Oakland City Council Wastes Time, Tax Dollars, Yet Again
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 10:45 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2023 10:38 AM (wp4uL)
Did you ever read "The Sea Wolf," by Jack London?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 28, 2023 10:45 AM (3Gtis)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 10:45 AM (zZu0s)
Just like the great ape enclosure at the zoo!
Posted by: Archer at November 28, 2023 10:46 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 10:46 AM (krqg6)
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Oakland is ripe for redevelopment. Imagine all that prime real estate being occupied by retards.
Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 10:46 AM (ntk8v)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2023 10:46 AM (nTENC)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 10:45 AM (Zz0t1)
Honestly, it's probably the best work (or at least less destructive) they have done all year.
Maybe next they can consider how many tranny two spirits can dance on the head of a pin.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 10:46 AM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 28, 2023 10:44 AM (FVME7)
Oakland has been Jew-hate central for a long time. It is dominated by hard-left unions and black nationalists, so it makes perfect sense that they approve of Hamas.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 28, 2023 10:47 AM (3Gtis)
ALL the boats are rooting at each other.
Posted by: nurse ratched
Remember. Red right returning.
Posted by: Archer
Always remember: Largest vehicle has the right of way.
You can be right or you can be dead right.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2023 10:47 AM (spU3M)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 10:48 AM (HdzIW)
Given what we've seen and heard about the violence unleashed on October 7th, it's a safe bet this girl was tortured, forced to watch others tortured and killed, and maybe even sexually abused. Sounds like she's in some form of shock.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2023 10:48 AM (izj35)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 28, 2023 10:48 AM (vBMpQ)
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I'm sure it's a simple misunderstanding.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 28, 2023 10:48 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at November 28, 2023 10:48 AM (sIcnm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 10:48 AM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 28, 2023 10:49 AM (geLO8)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 28, 2023 10:44 AM (FVME7)
When I first saw that I thought it was directed at the citizens of Oakland, not Israel.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at November 28, 2023 10:49 AM (6vqEw)
The Oakland City Council just voted 8-0 for a ceasefire in Israel and refused to condemn Hamas. So, I guess the war is over?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here
A fiver says the Berkeley City Council beat Oakland City Council to this by a month.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 28, 2023 10:49 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 10:48 AM (HdzIW)
Oakland Rioters?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2023 10:49 AM (ynpvh)
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Such as?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 28, 2023 10:49 AM (FVME7)
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I'm sure it's a simple misunderstanding.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 28, 2023 10:48 AM (FVME7)
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Who DIDN'T have this on their Gaza War Bingo Card?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 28, 2023 10:49 AM (7fElN)
Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 28, 2023 10:49 AM (geLO8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 10:49 AM (HdzIW)
There also is supposedly an early Islamic coin depicting Mo with a cross.
So the guy was just ripping off religious ideas right and left, and got all butthurt when the Jews and Christians wouldn't go along with his death cult.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:11 AM (JrojV)
Hating those who know you're a fraud makes sense.
Posted by: LASue at November 28, 2023 10:49 AM (YDB6U)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2023 10:39 AM
They've gone green
and switched to bean?
I approve.
Posted by: Greta T. at November 28, 2023 10:49 AM (a3Q+t)
The Oakland City Council just voted 8-0 for a ceasefire in Israel and refused to condemn Hamas. So, I guess the war is over?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here
A fiver says the Berkeley City Council beat Oakland City Council to this by a month.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 28, 2023 10:49 AM (xG4kz)
They should also pass a resolution making dying illegal like that town in Brazil.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2023 10:50 AM (ynpvh)
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The A's are still there. Raiders left for Vegas a couple of years ago. Worst idea evah, locate the Raiders in Vegas.
Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 10:50 AM (ntk8v)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 28, 2023 10:44 AM (FVME7)
Attaboy, Oakland, you give 'em what for!
Posted by: Robert at November 28, 2023 10:50 AM (1Yy3c)
Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren Nov 26
We don't need another private equity deal that could lead to higher food prices for consumers. The @FTC is right to investigate whether the purchase of @SUBWAY by the same firm that owns @jimmyjohns and @McAlistersDeli creates a sandwich shop monopoly.
Ezra Levant 🍁🚛 @ezralevant 3h
As God is my witness, I thought this was a parody account.
#BigSandwich
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 10:50 AM (krqg6)
Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 28, 2023 10:49 AM (geLO
What if she was jewish?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2023 10:50 AM (ynpvh)
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The A's are still there. Raiders left for Vegas a couple of years ago. Worst idea evah, locate the Raiders in Vegas.
Posted by: Pudhinhead a
As are moving to LV too
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 28, 2023 10:50 AM (CIS44)
How long is a piece of string?
YES OR NO!!??
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at November 28, 2023 10:51 AM (sIcnm)
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They have the San Berdoo Pipe-Hittin' MFers
they ride motorcycles to and from the games
Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 28, 2023 10:51 AM (geLO8)
Turkish slave girls never eat bacon
And this one's a girl. She ain't fakin'
With a cute little ass
And boobies to match
But, hands that look like Troy Aikman's!
Posted by: naturalfake at November 28, 2023 10:51 AM (QzZeQ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 28, 2023 10:44 AM (FVME7)
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As meaningless gestures go, this is pretty high up. It sends a signal, but probably not the one they think they intend to send.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 28, 2023 10:51 AM (7fElN)
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Such as?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 28, 2023 10:49 AM (FVME7)
Lawn work and housecleaning. All for the low, low price of $145 billion in taxpayer money per year.
Posted by: LASue at November 28, 2023 10:51 AM (YDB6U)
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Such as?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 28, 2023 10:49 AM (FVME7)
Keeping the police busy.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2023 10:51 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 10:50 AM (ntk8v)
The Athletics have started the process of moving to Las Vegas also.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 28, 2023 10:51 AM (3Gtis)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 28, 2023 10:44 AM (FVME7)
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How about a ceasefire in the streets of Oakland?
Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 28, 2023 10:51 AM (CZcGO)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 10:52 AM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 10:52 AM (ntk8v)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 28, 2023 10:44 AM (FVME7)
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My buddy voted for it. Shmuck. And a pussy.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 28, 2023 10:52 AM (RIvkX)
White House Gets Rid of Biden Grandkid Stockings After Acknowledging Hunter Love Child
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 28, 2023 10:52 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 28, 2023 10:51 AM (CZcGO)
How are we supposed to accomplish this when there is still a second amendment?
-Oakland city council
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 28, 2023 10:52 AM (CIS44)
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Such as?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 28, 2023 10:49 AM (FVME7)
Lawn work and housecleaning. All for the low, low price of $145 billion in taxpayer money per year.
Posted by: LASue
But you still have to pay the Mariachi band weekly.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2023 10:52 AM (spU3M)
Posted by: naturalfake at November 28, 2023 10:51 AM (QzZeQ)
If she can throw a ball like Warren Moon, she might have a real future in today's NFL.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 10:53 AM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Pudhinhead a\
retractable roof like most of them these days
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 28, 2023 10:53 AM (CIS44)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2023 10:53 AM (ZLI7S)
In addition to what CBD said, city councils and other Western government institutions are going to be pressured, protested/threatened into discussing this war.
As mentioned in the EMT, Denver city council ended meeting last night early because most (the entire) roster of scheduled citizen speakers were anti-Israel activists. The clip on the news showed a crazy campus activist speaking while a soccer mom in the seat behind her was wearing a "From the River, to the Sea" emblazoned T. Who is organizing this stuff - this was not CAIR, these were lily-white Lefties?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2023 10:53 AM (izj35)
Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 10:53 AM (ntk8v)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2023 10:53 AM (uSHSS)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 28, 2023 10:53 AM (ZV+pB)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 28, 2023 10:47 AM (3Gtis)
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And the A's are bad for not sticking around to deal with them anymore!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 10:53 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
******
Are you an Athletics supporter?
Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2023 10:53 AM (991eG)
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Such as?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 28, 2023 10:49 AM (FVME7)
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1. Identity theft.
2. Shutting down Emergency Rooms.
3. 100 automatic votes each for every D candidate.
Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 28, 2023 10:53 AM (CZcGO)
Posted by: Robert at November 28, 2023 10:40 AM
Seattle, Twilight Zone...potayto, potahto...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023 10:54 AM (aQy7p)
Turkish slave girls never eat bacon
And this one's a girl. She ain't fakin'
With a cute little ass
And boobies to match
But, hands that look like Troy Aikman's!
Posted by: naturalfake at November 28, 2023 10:51 AM (QzZeQ)
Her hands do look AI generated...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2023 10:54 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: steevy at November 28, 2023 10:54 AM (FQmDC)
They found an open gate though.
Oopsie...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 28, 2023 10:54 AM (XqcwY)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:54 AM (JrojV)
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That guy could throw a fastball. He was a freak of nature.
Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 10:55 AM (ntk8v)
Course, he would've tried again and eventually succeeded. But still.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:40 AM
Amazing to think the Roman empire was only 50 some years short of surviving to Columbus' discovery of the Americas.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 28, 2023 10:55 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 10:50 AM (krqg6)
There's only one solution to Big Sammich.
Eat them out of business.
Posted by: Robert at November 28, 2023 10:55 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Diogenes
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Two types of ships - Targets and Submarines.
Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 10:55 AM (ntk8v)
Posted by: steevy at November 28, 2023 10:54 AM (FQmDC)
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It is impossible for a black person to be racist because they do not have political power.
That's why the entire political apparatus of the US must be bent to offer as much political power to blacks as possible.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 10:55 AM (GBKbO)
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Such as?
Make that : Wall Street's well-being.
Someone's gotta maintain their Vail and Nantucket homes, gotta pluck those chickens while keeping the price of poultry down, etc.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2023 10:56 AM (izj35)
Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 28, 2023 10:51 AM (CZcGO)
How are we supposed to accomplish this when there is still a second amendment?
-Oakland city council
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 28, 2023 10:52 AM (CIS44)
Enforce all the other laws on the books in Kali that make murder illegal. And theft. And rape. No matter skin color, sexual orientation, or legal status. That would at least be a start.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2023 10:56 AM (ynpvh)
A two-state solution is the only way to guarantee the long-term security of both the Israeli and the Palestinian people.
To make sure Israelis and Palestinians alike live in equal measure of freedom and dignity, we will not give up on working towards that goal.
Noah Pollak @NoahPollak 13h
Vast majority of Palestinians don't want to "live in equal measure of freedom and dignity" alongside Israel. This is a goal and mentality being assigned to them by westerners. Palestinians keep making it very clear what they want: to defeat Israel.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 10:56 AM (krqg6)
That's why the entire political apparatus of the US must be bent to offer as much political power to blacks as possible.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 10:55 AM (GBKbO)
This seems like quite the paradox
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 28, 2023 10:56 AM (CIS44)
Biden to Visit Wind Tower Manufacturer in Lauren Boebert's District
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 28, 2023 10:56 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Moron Analyst
Yep. And the weird thing is that, according to Orthodox theology of the time, the end of the world was supposed to come in the year 1492.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:56 AM (JrojV)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:54 AM
Fish sish ka bobs made from flying fish out of the Black Sea. Delicious!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2023 10:56 AM (uSHSS)
Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 10:55 AM (ntk8v)
And the perfect spiral ever- it looked like it must be faked. It was inhuman. Arm like a cannon.
I wish he had played for someone half way decent. Seemed like a good dude too.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 10:56 AM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2023 10:53 AM (uSHSS)
Were they originally above sea vessels?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2023 10:56 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2023 10:56 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 28, 2023 10:51 AM (CZcGO)
How are we supposed to accomplish this when there is still a second amendment?
-Oakland city council
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 28, 2023 10:52 AM (CIS44)
Enforce all the other laws on the books in Kali that make murder illegal. And theft. And rape. No matter skin color, sexual orientation, or legal status. That would at least be a start.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia
Thats racist.
-Oakland City Council
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 28, 2023 10:57 AM (CIS44)
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So another indoor baseball team?
Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 10:52 AM (ntk8v)
It's not really baseball anymore anyway, so it doesn't matter.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 28, 2023 10:57 AM (dGCAG)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
******
Are you an Athletics supporter?
Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2023 10:53 AM (991eG)
He'd have to be a jock. Strap that in.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2023 10:58 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2023 10:54 AM (ynpvh)
If it were AI generated it would be three hand attached to her wrist and each hand would have 20 fingers.
Posted by: Robert at November 28, 2023 10:58 AM (1Yy3c)
Amazing to think the Roman empire was only 50 some years short of surviving to Columbus' discovery of the Americas.
The Ottoman's claimed to be successors, and more accurately so did Trebizond which survived until 1461...still not quite 1492 of course
Posted by: 18-1 at November 28, 2023 10:58 AM (XqcwY)
A two-state solution is the only way to guarantee the long-term security of both the Israeli and the Palestinian people.
Well, explain the reasoning for them rejecting the last 5 offers for 2 states?
FOAD, dickhead.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 10:58 AM (Zz0t1)
Go look at the original UN Mandate that created Israel, it was a two state solution. And the Arabs lost it all because from the start they refused to abide by it.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 10:58 AM (HdzIW)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2023 10:56 AM (ZLI7S)
Way too obscure. Did you see the other day, apparently S.I. has AI "writers," complete with fake profile pics.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 28, 2023 10:58 AM (dGCAG)
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Yeah, like the Redskins. The only problem with a guy like that is they don't normally have touch throws. Warren did.
Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 10:59 AM (ntk8v)
Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 10:55 AM (ntk8v)
And the perfect spiral ever- it looked like it must be faked. It was inhuman. Arm like a cannon.
I wish he had played for someone half way decent. Seemed like a good dude too.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 10:56 AM (zZu0s)
***
Pfffffffftttt
Posted by: Joe Kapp at November 28, 2023 10:59 AM (ZV+pB)
https://tinyurl.com/y3e7cwt6
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 28, 2023 10:41 AM
Never not funny.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023 10:59 AM (aQy7p)
Yep. And the weird thing is that, according to Orthodox theology of the time, the end of the world was supposed to come in the year 1492.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:56 AM (JrojV)
It did.
Christopher Columbus committed genocide against Native Americans and invented slavery. The world ended then.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 10:59 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD W
What am I, chopped liver?
-Archie Manning
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 28, 2023 10:59 AM (CIS44)
Seems appropriate for the times.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2023 10:59 AM (ZLI7S)
The Ottoman's claimed to be successors, and more accurately so did Trebizond which survived until 1461...still not quite 1492 of course
Posted by: 18-1 at November 28, 2023 10:58 AM (XqcwY)
Again: Rome is not Rome without Rome.
Hell, Justinian understood that. Constantinople/Byzantium/Later Roman Empire was it's own thing. And Hell, even ROME was not Rome after Augustus and then later Diocletian and ... damn.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 11:00 AM (zZu0s)
Biden to Visit Wind Tower Manufacturer in Lauren Boebert's District
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
********
Oh joy! Will they bus in a crowd from Denver for the photo-op like they did Obama?
Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2023 11:00 AM (991eG)
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 28, 2023 11:00 AM (CIS44)
Go look at the original UN Mandate that created Israel, it was a two state solution. And the Arabs lost it all because from the start they refused to abide by it.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 10:58 AM (HdzIW)
Trans-Palestine for the Arabs, Cis-Palestine for the Jews. Of course the Arabs wanted none of that; they wanted it all, and even massacred jews and killed their own who sold land to jews. See 1929 massacre at Hebron, which, until 1929 had a continuous presence of jews dating back thousands of years.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2023 11:00 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2023 10:56 AM (ynpvh)
Actually no. A very professional service. They control both entrances to the Straights.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2023 11:00 AM (uSHSS)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 28, 2023 11:00 AM (ZV+pB)
Amazing to think the Roman empire was only 50 some years short of surviving to Columbus' discovery of the Americas.
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What I find amazing is the Romans built a steam engine and never used the technology for anything but toys. Imagine what they could have done with steam engines.
Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 11:00 AM (ntk8v)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 11:01 AM (HdzIW)
What am I, chopped liver?
-Archie Manning
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 28, 2023 10:59 AM (CIS44)
Yes, actually.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)
Course, he would've tried again and eventually succeeded. But still.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:40 AM (JrojV)
A testament to the strength of the Theodosian walls is that Mehmet may have had up to 80,000 soldiers in his attack force; Constantinople had at most only 7,000 defenders. By the time it was taken, the city had become a mostly symbolic shell of its former self.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 28, 2023 11:01 AM (i9ffA)
That's why the entire political apparatus of the US must be bent to offer as much political power to blacks as possible.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
*The Congressional Black Caucus, Dog Eater & Penis Huffer have all entered the chat.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2023 11:01 AM (spU3M)
Yep. And the weird thing is that, according to Orthodox theology of the time, the end of the world was supposed to come in the year 1492.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:56 AM (JrojV)
It did.
Christopher Columbus committed genocide against Native Americans and invented slavery. The world ended then.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 10:59 AM (Zz0t1)
That's right. The Aztecs only started killing slaves for sacrifices after 1492. And the turks didn't take slaves until after 1492. And the blacks didn't have other blacks as slaves in Africa until 1492.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2023 11:02 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
There was no break in the legal line of succession. Not even the Empire of Nicaea.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 11:02 AM (JrojV)
Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 28, 2023 11:02 AM (geLO8)
Imagine what they could have done with steam engines.
Posted by: Pudhinhead
Got fat. Because they wouldn't have to march fifty miles a day.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2023 11:03 AM (spU3M)
White House Gets Rid of Biden Grandkid Stockings After Acknowledging Hunter Love Child
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 28, 2023 10:52 AM (FVME7)
Joe Biden's Grandchild's a bastard
Conceived while Hunter was plastered
Joe proved a goon
And like a baboon
Showed his ass, that was all shit besplattered.
.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 28, 2023 11:03 AM (QzZeQ)
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Only Confederates could march fifty miles a day.
Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 11:04 AM (ntk8v)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
There was no break in the legal line of succession. Not even the Empire of Nicaea.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 11:02 AM (JrojV)
Uh, the "line of succession" for the Roman Empire is for some general to seize the throne. Acclaim from the soldiers for their Imperator. Stable dynasties and inheritance tends to be more of a post-Roman thing.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 28, 2023 11:05 AM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 28, 2023 11:05 AM (eYoxG)
Yeah, it gets REAL murky during the Third Century Crisis. Maximinius Thrax HELLO!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 11:24 AM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 11:25 AM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Nemo at November 28, 2023 11:51 AM (S6ArX)
It certainly was decimated...by Syphilis...which originated from the america's and was carried back to the "Known world".
We often hear a lot about "New diseases introduced to the indigenous by the colonizers" Seldom if ever the "New" diseases brought back to the explores homes.
Posted by: birddog at November 28, 2023 12:42 PM (1E8/t)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at November 28, 2023 04:35 PM (wGqjj)
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