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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Saturday Evening Movie Thread 12/09/2023 [TheJamesMadison]Joe Dante ![]() There's something Joe Dante says near the beginning of his commentary on the Blu-ray of his movie Innerspace that, I think, perfectly sums up who he is as a filmmaker. He's commenting on the scene where Martin Short's hypochondriac character goes to his doctor for the first time in the film, and Dante points out that the doctor was played by William Schallert who Dante cast in the role of the doctor because Schallert played a doctor in many 50s B-science fiction movies. He also mentions that he expects no one to get the joke but him. Having watched all of his feature films and some of his television work, I think it's safe to say that that propensity for in-jokes is pretty much one of the best ways to define him as a filmmaker, and I don't say that derisively. He was a big kid who got to make movies, and he made movies that entertained him, filled with references to the media that he had grown up with, and always just trying to be fun. Early on, I was making comparisons in my head with Robert Zemeckis, but there were key differences. Firstly, Zemeckis had an early writing partner in Bob Gale with whom he cowrote most of his 80s output. Dante, never had a regular writing partner, but he was obviously someone who wanted the best talent he could get around him. The second difference was that Zemeckis eventually grew up, making movies like Cast Away and Forrest Gump that allowed him to play with his cinematic playthings in more mature stories. Dante simply never got to the point where he wanted to tell a grown up story. The closest would probably be Matinee, but that's a celebration of B-movie filmmaking and spectacle in genre more than anything else. It's just that the storytelling has a maturity to it that the rest of his films don't (a lot of credit goes to his writer on that, Charles A. Haas). The financial failure led to him just returning to his roots (though with a much higher budget) in Small Soldiers. Despite the fact that his later career was mostly studio compromised product that deadened his voice to a whisper, he never lost the desire to simply entertain on his own anarchic wavelength. Roger Corman ![]() One of the most interesting things I found about Dante was his start in the Roger Corman machine. Corman (who is still alive, by the way) was an independent film producer who had a real eye for talent. His machine helped the early starts of people like Jonathan Demme, Martin Scorsese, and, of course, Joe Dante. He churned out cheap films on tight schedules and sold them well. Dante was originally hired as a trailer editor but got his first directing job, alongside his working partner Allan Arkush, on a $50,000 experiment called Hollywood Boulevard that is more than half footage from older Roger Corman movies cut around the tale of a young aspiring actress who gets caught up in a Corman-like filmmaking group. It made a million dollars at the box office. He only lasted a short time under Corman as his producer, only making one more for him, Piranha, before moving on to work on The Howling, most famous for being the other werewolf movie of 1981 that Rick Baker worked on, the more famous one being John Landis' An American Werewolf in London, (he left the production early, handing the special effects reins to Rob Bottin). This caught the attention of Steven Spielberg, and Joe Dante was going up in the world. He'd made three films with few thematic ambitions, but he was getting better at collaborating with his crew to create technically accomplished looking films, although his writing partner, John Sayles, was never too much to write home about (he'd become a director later, making things like Matawan). Steven Spielberg, producer ![]() It was during Gremlins when the comparison to Robert Zemeckis made itself most obvious to me. The most glaring reason was because both Dante and Zemeckis worked under Spielberg since he produced several of the two's films. The relationship between Zemeckis and Spielberg is closer, though, since they describe their professional relationship as a mentorship while I doubt that either Spielberg or Dante would describe their relationship in such terms. However, it's important because both saw real advantages from working with Spielberg who had a finger on the pulse of the American movie going public and could help refine their approaches. Zemeckis, working with his writing partner Bob Gale, were the anarchists who made Used Cars before Spielberg and Back to the Future after. With Dante, it was similar. While there are charms to Dante's early work, it's not until Gremlins where things begin to gel a bit more, and I think it was the support system that he was developing around him, his collaborators. After Gremlins came Explorers (not produced by Spielberg), which was undermined by studio interference (I find it quite charming, though it bombed horribly at the box office), and then Innerspace (produced by Spielberg), a conscious effort by Dante to make himself more appealing to the mass audiences (he admits it in the commentary, and I had come to the conclusion before I spun up that audio track), and it worked. It was a mild success at the box office, and he was able to work with Spielberg on one more feature film: Gremlins 2: The New Batch (The 'Burbs was produced by Ron Howard). Spielberg's name is prominently atop only one of the three films that he worked with Dante: Gremlins. It's interesting that he's only in the list of producers near the end of the beginning titles for the sequel, but it's not exactly unexpected. If there is one film that Joe Dante was the most Joe Dante that he ever Joe Danted, it was on Gremlins 2: The New Batch with a thin excuse of a plot and Rick Baker getting to flex his muscles as a designer, bringing up every idea the creative team could come up with and giving them puppeted life in service of a finale of pure comic chaos in the vein of Looney Tunes. It works on a very specific wavelength, and if you can get into it, you see pretty much the most perfect distillation of Dante's efforts, helped by the fact that Warner Bros. pretty much just threw money at him to make whatever he wanted. Helped in no small part by Charles A. Haas, Dante reached the pinnacle of his powers and, as is a common enough story, the film completely failed at the box office. The 90s ![]() The next decade was pretty much the end of Dante's ability to command budgets and do what he wanted with a film, and it started with his best film: Matinee. An original film about a B-movie mogul played by John Goodman who comes to Key West on the eve of the Cuban Missile Crisis to preview his latest creation: Mant, the heart-wrenching story of a normal, ordinary man who is turned into a half-man half-ant creature because his dentist didn't fumigate his office enough. Yes, it's nonsense, and it's the kind of nonsense that Joe Dante grew up on. Through his filmography, he has people watching the films of his youth on televisions in the background (The Day the Earth Stood Still in Explorers, The Wolf Man in The Howling, Invasion of the Body Snatchers in Gremlins, and a host more), and he cast actors from those films across his filmography in his movies (Schallert was already mentioned, but the most prominent example would be Kevin McCarthy, star of The Invasion of the Body Snatchers). This stuff was important to him, and, I think, Matinee provides an oblique look into his mind. The story isn't based on his youth at all (he grew up in New Jersey, not Florida), but you can see through the main character, a boy of about twelve, this love of crappy monster movies as his only real friend and an escape from a world around him full of concerns he didn't share. At the end of every picture, we get this sense of thrill at having avoided death, coming out to see that the world was still spinning and life kept going. That thrill was the point, and John Goodman, consummate showman, is there to provide it for you with all the tricks he can come up with for those 80-90 minutes and then release you back into the world. In Goodman's character I think Dante saw himself to some degree. So, while the film overall in terms of tone and effect is less purely Dante as a filmmaker made films, I think it most perfectly encapsulates what he wanted to do. And Matinee was a miserable failure at the box office. It's wonderful, by the way, and you should check it out. But he largely became a television director after that. He made a handful more features like Small Soldiers and Looney Tunes: Back in Action, but they were compromised pictures overseen by incompetent studio executives that made his life a living hell. I don't entirely blame the executives, though they were very much a problem, because Small Soldiers in particular has a lot of similar narrative issues as his earlier work, in particular The Howling, telling me that Dante relied heavily on good collaborators to undo some of his worst impulses (characters tend to just sit around and wait for the plot to happen in both films), and he had lost his best (probably Haas as writer and John Hora as cinematographer). Out of his final two, independently financed, films, I actually had a decently fun little time with Burying My Ex, honestly the first feature film with Alexandra Daddario I've ever seen, though it's not that distinctly Dante (the titular ex ends up having a certain Gremlins feel to her by the end, I suppose). The other, a 3-D horror film titled The Hole isn't terrible, but it's not exactly something special. Retirement ![]() Dante is one of those filmmakers who has simply lost his ability to fund films. He's in his late-70s, though he is active on the podcast scene and talks like he wants to make another film. I'm honestly surprised that some streaming giant like Netflix or AppleTV+ hasn't picked him up and just thrown money at him (certainly not Scorsese money, but maybe enough to make something small). I also think he's someone that no one in power in Hollywood really understood, not even Spielberg. I think of Dante as an anarchist at heart, and I always appreciate that when it manifests in relatively undangerous ways like making silly movies. He worked well with others, obviously a skill fostered under Corman when he was working on shoe-string budgets and had little other than the people he was working with to rely upon. When those he worked with were good, it raised his game, and when they were less than good, they lowered it. Dante, though, always tried. I never got the sense that he was phoning it in, even when his films were less than successful. He just wanted you to have a good time at his movies. He'd put some thought into it along the way, making the best he could, but sometimes it would be self-contradictory (like the series of endings in The 'Burbs) or self-destructive (like the weird extended ending of Explorers), and he was rarely fully successful. And yet, I think he was worthwhile to discover. Thank you, Mr. Dante, for the good time at the movies to distract me from the real world for 90 minutes at a time. A Quick Note I am doing a Goodreads giveaway of my novel The Sharp Kid. If you have a Goodreads account, please enter to win one of one hundred Kindle copies! My mom says it's pretty good, too! Movies of Today Opening in Theaters: Poor Things The Boy and the Heron Movies I Saw This Fortnight: Killers of the Flower Moon (Rating 3/4) Full Review "I just feel like the focus on Ernest, a stupid character who really just doesn't seem to understand what he's doing, was a mistake that hobbles the film more than it deserves. This is a serious film with strong entertainment in its crime genre, doing everything it can to elevate the genre in the process, but the moral quandary at the center is just not something I'm terribly convinced by." [Theater] Hollywood Boulevard (Rating 2/4) Full Review "As I said, it was more of an experiment than an actual effort at a narrative film, but that being said, it's surprisingly held together decently while having ideas pop up from time to time and a winning personality along the way. I mean, it's not good, but it's far better than it had any right to be. Plus, Dick Miller is kind of hilarious." [Library] The Howling (Rating 2.5/4) Full Review "If I could just watch the final half hour of The Howling, I'd be very happy, but getting through the tepid, ambling first hour is something of a chore." [Library] Gremlins (Rating 3/4) Full Review "It really could have used another draft to both cut out some early stuff that got left on the cutting room floor in the edit and to give Billy something more of a specific goal to achieve through the chaos. Either that, or just lean far more into the chaos." [Personal Collection] Explorers (Rating 3/4) Full Review "Still, it's nice to see the kind of appeal that Dante can bring to the genre, providing real wonder and even some interesting little ideas about connecting with new species through entertainment." [Library] Innerspace (Rating 3.5/4) Full Review "It does solid character work with a great finale for one of the main characters. It has great special effects. It's light and amusing consistently. Joe Dante had a real win here, and it's just too bad that it wasn't more of a success at the box office of the time." [Personal Collection] Gremlins 2: The New Batch (Rating 3/4) Full Review "I essentially wanted this to be Joe Dante's masterpiece, but it ends up being an entertaining but mild enhancement over the original." [Personal Collection] Matinee (Rating 4/4) Full Review "I find this movie completely infectious. It has this combination of character-based storytelling that it takes its time to establish in the first half, and then it has Dante's trademarked chaos by the end." [Personal Collection] Small Soldiers (Rating 2/4) Full Review "And the end result, despite fun moments, is a largely disconnected film without much of a point and only limited bits of amusement." [Max] Contact Email any suggestions or questions to thejamesmadison.aos at symbol gmail dot com. I've also archived all the old posts here, by request. I'll add new posts a week after they originally post at the HQ. My next post will be on 12/30, and it will talk about the third quarter century of Best Picture Winners. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
And just a bit of extra news, I completed the first draft of a new novel about half an hour ago.
I have this dopamine hit/massive exhale of breath feeling that isn't going to go away for at least a day. It feels good. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 07:39 PM (GBKbO) 2
*tap tap* Is this thing on?
Posted by: Oddbob at December 09, 2023 07:45 PM (nfrXX) 3
Congratulations on the literary dopamine hit!
Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2023 07:45 PM (PepVJ) Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2023 07:47 PM (PepVJ) 5
Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2023 07:47 PM (fwDg9) Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 09, 2023 07:49 PM (BpYfr) 7
6 Tonight's Movie Roulette Selection:
Clerks Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 09, 2023 07:49 PM (BpYfr) ======= It's no Clerks II. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 07:49 PM (GBKbO) 8
No power here in the Hendersonville/Gallatin, TN area due to huge tornado that touched down. Hope anyone else in the area is ok.
Posted by: Tuna at December 09, 2023 07:50 PM (oHM5P) 9
I'd wanted to see Innerspace when it first released 'cause I like Martin Short. But I never did.
Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2023 07:47 PM (PepVJ) --- I *did* see it in theaters when it was released. Well, when it was released at the military base in Germany my dad worked at...Same thing, I guess. I may have to go ahead and add it to my collection... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 09, 2023 07:50 PM (BpYfr) 10
Out of his final two, independently financed, films, I actually had a decently fun little time with Burying My Ex, honestly the first feature film with Alexandra Daddario I've ever seen, though it's not that distinctly Dante (the titular ex ends up having a certain Gremlins feel to her by the end, I suppose).
----------------- ISWYDT. ;-) Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 09, 2023 07:50 PM (4JgFY) 11
9 I *did* see it in theaters when it was released. Well, when it was released at the military base in Germany my dad worked at...Same thing, I guess.
I may have to go ahead and add it to my collection... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 09, 2023 07:50 PM (BpYfr) ====== It's best to watch it right after a Star Trek Voyager binge. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 07:51 PM (GBKbO) 12
I watched The Mouse That Roared for the first time on YT.
It took me a while to finish watching it though 'cause I kept falling asleep! It was a cute movie but also gave an insight into the Cold War zeitgeist. There was a few frames that showed a nuke detonation and the voiceover was: this has nothing to do with the story, we just want you to know this can happen anytime now. The movie, through its improbable storyline, did deliver a message. Jean Seberg is lovely but was not so great in this movie. I'm wondering if it was her debut. I don't recall her being this bad other times I've seen her. Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2023 07:51 PM (PepVJ) 13
Tonight's Movie Roulette Selection:
Clerks Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 09, 2023 07:49 PM (BpYfr) ======= It's no Clerks II. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 07:49 PM (GBKbO) --- Well, I guess "Kinky Kelly" wasn't available for the first one... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 09, 2023 07:51 PM (BpYfr) 14
William Schallert, LOL - I remember him! He also cast him as the Doctor in "Mant", the film within a film in "Matinee" . I liked that movie quite a bit, a nice homage to William Castle.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2023 07:52 PM (S6gqv) 15
Never saw Explorers, seen most of the others
Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2023 07:53 PM (fwDg9) 16
In that picture with Spielberg and McCarthy, Dante looks like my former landlord's Filipina wife.
Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2023 07:53 PM (PepVJ) 17
I'd wanted to see Innerspace when it first released 'cause I like Martin Short. But I never did.
Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2023 07:47 PM (PepVJ) ------------ Highly recommend the book (I listened to him narrate it in the audiobook version, occasionally going into character voices): "I Must Say: My Life As a Humble Comedy Legend" Fascinating life and often quite funny (not unexpectedly). His two best friends, where he lives in L.A., are Steve Martin and Kurt Russell (whom I'm guessing are both conservative, and Short seems to have become more conservative with age after of course being a Canadian lefty weenie). Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 09, 2023 07:55 PM (4JgFY) 18
At TMP having seen Napoleon, seen and commented on a few videos and at the Napoleonic Quarterly podcast wondered if my fellow historical minded would suggest someone to go see Napoleon. You can suggest polls and they have them so might come up. So this is my poll question I put up
http://theminiaturespage.com/boards/msg.mv?id=575069 Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2023 07:58 PM (fwDg9) 19
TCM is all about rehabbing commies, ain’t they?
Posted by: Eromero at December 09, 2023 08:00 PM (NxC5+) 20
Are big Christmas releases still a thing? Not Christmas movies, just movies released around Christmas time when presumably people are in a good mood, have time off, and are willing to spend money.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 09, 2023 08:00 PM (nfrXX) Posted by: Oddbob at December 09, 2023 08:02 PM (nfrXX) 22
Well, I saw "Napoleon" today and concur with most commenters: great battle scenes, good acting by the leads, but episodic and (for me) it was interesting rather than engaging. Still worth seeing if you're a history buff, but then if you're a history buff the gaffes will annoy you (for some reason Marie Antoinette having a full head of hair at the guillotine bugged me most).
But the battle on the ice and Waterloo sequences were great. Drummers exploded just like in "Spinal Tap"! Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 09, 2023 08:02 PM (VtVEZ) 23
Innerspace was a very entertaining movie. Dennis Quaid could have been a Harrison Ford-like leading man, but for some reason seemed to have fizzled out.
Like John Hamm, maybe he was just too handsome Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at December 09, 2023 08:03 PM (nnp+f) 24
19 TCM is all about rehabbing commies, ain’t they?
Posted by: Eromero at December 09, 2023 08:00 PM (NxC5+) ---- The black list is the worst thing to ever happen ever! Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 09, 2023 08:03 PM (VtVEZ) Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 09, 2023 08:03 PM (klzFH) 26
I agree, Matinee is a wonderful film, and one that would probably be more enjoyable if I got more of the references.
I love The Burbs too. It's a pointless film, with stupid people behaving stupidly, Carrie Fisher is delicious as the wife, and everybody gets to overact. It's great. Haven't seen The Howling in a long time, but remember the special effects being terrific, probably better than AWIL. Posted by: BurtTC at December 09, 2023 08:04 PM (QBaJw) 27
26 Haven't seen The Howling in a long time, but remember the special effects being terrific, probably better than AWIL.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 09, 2023 08:04 PM (QBaJw) ======= I watched the two really close together, and I think the werewolf effects were better in The Howling. That might be a lighting thing as much as anything else since John Hora lit The Howling REALLY well. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 08:05 PM (GBKbO) 28
Straight away I thought the woman playing Josephine did a good job, and does give a good period feeling with uniforms and costumes.
Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2023 08:06 PM (fwDg9) 29
Still worth seeing if you're a history buff, but then if you're a history buff the gaffes will annoy you (for some reason Marie Antoinette having a full head of hair at the guillotine bugged me most).
But the battle on the ice and Waterloo sequences were great. Drummers exploded just like in "Spinal Tap"! Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 09, 2023 08:02 PM (VtVEZ) Well, after the chop, she wouldn't have a full head, hair or no hair. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2023 08:06 PM (OAieE) 30
I really like Matinee a lot; besides the fun B-movie references, it seemed to really catch the early 60's vibe in a way few movies have.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2023 08:07 PM (S6gqv) 31
I watched the two really close together, and I think the werewolf effects were better in The Howling. That might be a lighting thing as much as anything else since John Hora lit The Howling REALLY well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 08:05 PM (GBKbO) I do need to rewatch it one of these days. I remember everything being fairly dark, and yeah, that might have help with the FX. And of course, both films have gratuitous nudity, with AWIL getting the nod there, with Jenny Agutter as a naughty nurse. Posted by: BurtTC at December 09, 2023 08:08 PM (QBaJw) 32
Oh, one thing I'm tired of is poncey British accents for every nationality. I don't know if adopting zee Frawnsh accent would work either.
Maybe I'll see it with French dubs. Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 09, 2023 08:08 PM (VtVEZ) 33
Just got out of The Boy and the Heron.
It might be Miyazaki's weirdest movie and also maybe his best. It's very much a fairy tale but it doesn't hold your hand and it has a lot of subtlety in the performances (I saw the subtitled version). I don't know if it's for everyone but I really liked it. Will be buying on BluRay. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at December 09, 2023 08:09 PM (xcxpd) 34
Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 09, 2023 07:55 PM (4JgFY)
It's hard for me to pin down the funniest of all his comic output, but if pressed, I think it has to be the Tin Pan Alley songwriter being brought up before HUAC. Irving Cohen Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2023 08:09 PM (PepVJ) 35
30 I really like Matinee a lot; besides the fun B-movie references, it seemed to really catch the early 60's vibe in a way few movies have.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2023 08:07 PM (S6gqv) ======= I get a kick out of an early scene where there's a parodic look at diet recommendations from the early 60s. Lots of pork and red meat, instead of the accepted need for lots of grain in the early 90s. It's kind of funny to see how things change back. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 08:09 PM (GBKbO) 36
Godzilla Minus One is the best picture of the year and should win a best picture Oscar.
Will it? Probably not. But it should. Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 09, 2023 08:10 PM (XV/Pl) 37
And speaking of the Cuban Missile Crisis, if you haven't watched Patrick Bet-David's interview with RFK Jr, you gotta.
RFK seems to have read the same books as I have, but since it's his family involved, maybe he's got more of an interest in the topic. Posted by: BurtTC at December 09, 2023 08:10 PM (QBaJw) 38
33 Just got out of The Boy and the Heron.
It might be Miyazaki's weirdest movie and also maybe his best. It's very much a fairy tale but it doesn't hold your hand and it has a lot of subtlety in the performances (I saw the subtitled version). I don't know if it's for everyone but I really liked it. Will be buying on BluRay. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at December 09, 2023 08:09 PM (xcxpd) ====== It interests me as well, though I think I'm more hot and cold on Miyazaki as a whole than many. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 08:11 PM (GBKbO) 39
And just a bit of extra news, I completed the first draft of a new novel about half an hour ago. __________ Someone used to stand at a street corner in Hollywood and ask random passers-by, "How's the screenplay coming?" And they'd all answer, "Just fine!" Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2023 08:11 PM (9mNHV) 40
Been eons since I read them, so plots blur for me now, but I recall liking John Sayles's early books (The Anarchists' Convention, Union Dues), and the movies he wrote to help finance his indie productions (Piranha, Alligator, Battle Beyond the Stars) are still fun. Kinda liked a number of his indie flicks too.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at December 09, 2023 08:11 PM (a/4+U) 41
William Castle actually paid theaters to put little shock electrodes in movie seats for his movie "the Tingler", much like Goodman's character did in Matinee.
In actual movie making William Castle was only a little bit above Ed Wood, but he would usually appear personally at the beginning or end of his films and let you know, with a wink and a nod, that he was in on the big joke. Goodman made a good William Castle (wasn't his characters name, but that's who he was playing) Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2023 08:12 PM (S6gqv) 42
36 Godzilla Minus One is the best picture of the year and should win a best picture Oscar.
Will it? Probably not. But it should. Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 09, 2023 08:10 PM (XV/Pl) ======== I just got Oppenheimer in the mail today. If I were to put a bet down now about what's going to win Best Picture, it'd be Oppenheimer (though I haven't watched it yet). It just has the right kind of combination of elements that strikes me as a good fit, but I may be 20 years out of date in my thinking at this point. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 08:12 PM (GBKbO) 43
Godzilla Minus One is the best picture of the year and should win a best picture Oscar.
Will it? Probably not. But it should. Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 09, 2023 08:10 PM (XV/Pl) Thought about going to see that one today, but my son might not enjoy it, being in Japanese, and him not being able to read subtitles. But then, maybe it doesn't really matter. Anyhoo, I'll see it sooner or later. It's just been so long since I've been to a movie theater, I don't even know how it works. Do you have to bring your own popcorn? Can you shoot the guy in front of you if he's playing on his phone? Posted by: BurtTC at December 09, 2023 08:12 PM (QBaJw) 44
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>>Just got out of The Boy and the Heron. I'm going to see it tomorrow. There are only two directors that I have all of their films, Akira Kurosawa and Hayao Miyazaki. They coaxed Miyazaki out of retirement to do this film. Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 09, 2023 08:13 PM (XV/Pl) 45
I just got Oppenheimer in the mail today. If I were to put a bet down now about what's going to win Best Picture, it'd be Oppenheimer (though I haven't watched it yet). It just has the right kind of combination of elements that strikes me as a good fit, but I may be 20 years out of date in my thinking at this point.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 08:12 PM (GBKbO) I think I'll go the rest of my life without being tempted to watch that, but we'll probably buy the Barbie dvd/bluray at some point. The boy will probably like it. Posted by: BurtTC at December 09, 2023 08:14 PM (QBaJw) 46
44 There are only two directors that I have all of their films, Akira Kurosawa and Hayao Miyazaki.
They coaxed Miyazaki out of retirement to do this film. Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 09, 2023 08:13 PM (XV/Pl) ======== I guess you have that big Criterion DVD boxset from Kurosawa, huh? I've been tempted, but I always think a Blu-ray boxset is right around the corner. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 08:14 PM (GBKbO) 47
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>>I just got Oppenheimer in the mail today. Godzilla Minus One could literally be the sequel to Oppenheimer. Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 09, 2023 08:15 PM (XV/Pl) 48
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>>I guess you have that big Criterion DVD boxset from Kurosawa, huh? As you are aware, I was an engineer at a post house that did color correction and film restoration for Miramax and The Criterion Collection. I. HAVE. EVERYTHING!!!! Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 09, 2023 08:16 PM (XV/Pl) 49
Thanks TJM, for an always awesome Film Thread.
Posted by: SuperMayorSuperRonNirenberg-Buff, Buff, Just Damned Buff at December 09, 2023 08:16 PM (kmCI6) 50
48 @46
>>I guess you have that big Criterion DVD boxset from Kurosawa, huh? As you are aware, I was an engineer at a post house that did color correction and film restoration for Miramax and The Criterion Collection. I. HAVE. EVERYTHING!!!! Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 09, 2023 08:16 PM (XV/Pl) ======= Tell me...how awful is Toho to work with? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 08:17 PM (GBKbO) 51
49 Thanks TJM, for an always awesome Film Thread.
Posted by: SuperMayorSuperRonNirenberg-Buff, Buff, Just Damned Buff at December 09, 2023 08:16 PM (kmCI6) ======= No, thank you. These posts get enough traffic that Ace doesn't kick me off. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 08:17 PM (GBKbO) 52
As you are aware, I was an engineer at a post house that did color correction and film restoration for Miramax and The Criterion Collection.
I. HAVE. EVERYTHING!!!! Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 09, 2023 08:16 PM (XV/Pl) *seethes in envy* Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at December 09, 2023 08:18 PM (xcxpd) 53
There are drearily well-established movie tropes. The emptiness of suburban life. The hypocrisy of the Catholic Church. Exploitation by capitalists. The bigotry and racism of small towns. And so on. What would be a good premise for a film attacking progressive sacred cows? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2023 08:19 PM (9mNHV) 54
Godzilla Minus One could literally be the sequel to Oppenheimer
--- "I am become Death, the shatterer of worlds." Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 09, 2023 08:19 PM (VtVEZ) Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 08:19 PM (GBKbO) 56
I liked The Howling" quite a bit more than you did but there's no denying that after the dynamite start the energy drops off until they reach the Werewolf Summer Camp.
It made me a Joe Dante fan until Joe Dante murdered that feeling hisownself. None of his movies really felt whole. They always had to have a time-out for Dante Goofiness. "Small Soldiers made me feel like he needed the Hollywood equivalent of Old Yeller going out behind the house at the end. But....Hey, TJM! You forgot to mention Joe Dante's shining moment in his movie career, which was his segment of the Twilight Zone movie. That was just perfect and played to everyone of his strengths. Posted by: naturalfake at December 09, 2023 08:19 PM (QzZeQ) 57
I'm going to see it tomorrow.
There are only two directors that I have all of their films, Akira Kurosawa and Hayao Miyazaki. They coaxed Miyazaki out of retirement to do this film. Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 09, 2023 08:13 PM (XV/Pl) Well those are two heavy hitters from Japan. Good choice. Let me know if you like the Boy. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at December 09, 2023 08:19 PM (xcxpd) 58
@50
>>Tell me...how awful is Toho to work with? Well, DP's and Directors are fickle, mercurial beasts. I've only ever seen one DP lose their sh*t, and it was an indy film. Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 09, 2023 08:21 PM (XV/Pl) Posted by: Robert at December 09, 2023 08:21 PM (GSo92) 60
56 But....Hey, TJM! You forgot to mention Joe Dante's shining moment in his movie career, which was his segment of the Twilight Zone movie. That was just perfect and played to everyone of his strengths.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 09, 2023 08:19 PM (QzZeQ) ========= I really like his entry in The Twilight Zone Movie. It's really good and the closest he got to making a Looney Tunes movie (THE CLOSEST HE GOT! Don't try to tell me different). However, it still ends up paling in comparison to George Miller's entry. George Miller is a freaking genius, and his Terror at 30,000 Feet is a farkin' masterpiece. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 08:21 PM (GBKbO) 61
RLM did a wonderful review of Gremlins 2 some time back.
Best part of that movie was when the film "broke." Posted by: Robert at December 09, 2023 08:22 PM (GSo92) 62
Few things better in a horror movie than the- "I want to give you a piece of my mind." sequence in The Howling. Dante had talent. He just wasted it. Posted by: naturalfake at December 09, 2023 08:22 PM (QzZeQ) 63
61 RLM did a wonderful review of Gremlins 2 some time back.
Best part of that movie was when the film "broke." Posted by: Robert at December 09, 2023 08:22 PM (GSo92) ======== The best part of RLM's review of Gremlins 2? WB tried to shut it down for copyright reasons, and Dante himself went to bat for RLM. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 08:22 PM (GBKbO) 64
Couple movies out or coming out soon that I'll see are "Maestro", about Leonard Bernstein, and the new Coen Brothers movie.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 09, 2023 08:23 PM (VtVEZ) 65
62
Few things better in a horror movie than the- "I want to give you a piece of my mind." sequence in The Howling. Dante had talent. He just wasted it. Posted by: naturalfake at December 09, 2023 08:22 PM (QzZeQ) ======== He really needed a Bob Gale or IAL Diamond, the writer that simply got him and could bring it all out. John Sayles wasn't him. Charles A. Haas might have been him, but they only worked together twice. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 08:23 PM (GBKbO) 66
RLM has a two-part recap of this year's movies.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 09, 2023 08:24 PM (VtVEZ) 67
It interests me as well, though I think I'm more hot and cold on Miyazaki as a whole than many.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 08:11 PM (GBKbO) I get a little tired of his anti-war preachiness and his environmentalism but I can't deny that he's made magic in some of his films. I think you'll like The Boy and the Heron. Here's depths to mine in this one, unlike say Castle in the Sky. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at December 09, 2023 08:24 PM (xcxpd) 68
Speaking of sharp-toothed satire....
I noticed that "Little Murders" was streaming for "free" on the Criterion Channel and figured that going into next year it would be relevant as hell. And it was. "Little Murders" is a very dark comedy from 1971, directed by Alan Arkin(!) about a couple who meet in a socially/culturally/economically violently crumbling New York City. The couple meet cute when the woman saves the man from a violent mugging he's to apathetic to get himself out of. Lots of great and/or familiar actors in bit parts throughout. With just a few tweaks LM could be about today and the future Our Betters have planned for us: constant rolling blackouts, meaningless street violence and murder, out of control crime, religion with no point of view, the abuse of local and federal policing power, the disintegration of the family, science and scientific experts spouting absurd nonsense, parents who know more about entertainment than their own children, even gays and trannies squeak in for their share of punches. And everyone does get their punches! This is all played for laughs, until it isn't, and then it is again. (con't) Posted by: naturalfake at December 09, 2023 08:24 PM (QzZeQ) 69
@55
>>I have all of Tarkovsky. All 7 of them! I have Solaris, his and the Clooney remake, which wasn't horrible. Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 09, 2023 08:24 PM (XV/Pl) 70
I have all of Tarkovsky.
All 7 of them! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 08:19 PM (GBKbO) When I finally watched "Solaris" all the way through, I was struck by how almost any review I had read didn't understand it. They would call it "horror" and all I could think was "no, you don't get this at all!" Tartovsky tried, and I think did a good job at answering an almost incomprehensible question - what would an encounter with a Truly Alien intelligence be like? Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2023 08:25 PM (S6gqv) 71
67 I get a little tired of his anti-war preachiness and his environmentalism but I can't deny that he's made magic in some of his films.
I think you'll like The Boy and the Heron. Here's depths to mine in this one, unlike say Castle in the Sky. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at December 09, 2023 08:24 PM (xcxpd) ======= A handful of his films were on sale over Black Friday, and I just couldn't bring myself to get any more than My Neighbor Totoro. Considering it was a buy 2 get 1 free sale, I ended up getting nothing because I just couldn't bring myself to add Castle in the Sky to a list. I've only seen it once. I barely remember it, but I also remember being disappointed that the magic of Princess Mononoke or Spirited Away wasn't there. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 08:26 PM (GBKbO) 72
William Schallert was in a couple of my favorite movies (I love 50's-60's sci-fi and monsters). He played the villainous scientist in "The Man from Planet X" (in which Sally Field's mom, Margaret, was kind of a cutie) and the doctor in "The Incredible Shrinking Man. He also had a bit part as an ambulance/EMT guy in "Them."
As for Roger Corman, the list of awesome films he made is too long to put here. Just this past week one of my evening films was "The Wasp Woman." If you want to read about a bizarre IRL death, read about Susan Cabot, who starred in that one. Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 09, 2023 08:26 PM (Npnb7) 73
(con't)
Brilliant stuff. But, I don't want to over sell it, because- (con't) You're just as likely to hate it as like it. LM aims to make you uncomfortable and it does as much as you will laugh at it. If you're on LM's wavelength, you'll enjoy it. If not, well, you've been warned. "Little Murders" also streams on Prime. Posted by: naturalfake at December 09, 2023 08:27 PM (QzZeQ) 74
69 @55
>>I have all of Tarkovsky. All 7 of them! I have Solaris, his and the Clooney remake, which wasn't horrible. Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 09, 2023 08:24 PM (XV/Pl) ========= I have that DVD of the remake. Soderbergh has remarkable ownership of his body of work, but I'm not sure what his ownership of Solaris is (it was a 20th Century Fox film). He's recently done 4K restorations of a bunch of his older stuff and owns those outright with some kind of promise to release them somehow. It'd be cool if Solaris was one of them since I don't want to import a Blu-ray from Germany. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 08:28 PM (GBKbO) 75
"Mant" is the cheesy 50's sci fi movie that is the Film-within -a-film in Matinee, and there's a 12 minute short of the whole thing on youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVEjdGQSzc8&t=2s (I think Dante should have made a full length film out of it!) Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2023 08:29 PM (S6gqv) 76
I get a little tired of his anti-war preachiness and his environmentalism but I can't deny that he's made magic in some of his films.
---- The militarism he bemoans is never Japanese imperialism. The horrors of the bomb just came out of nowhere. Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 09, 2023 08:29 PM (VtVEZ) 77
On topic, the Key and Peele sketch about the brainstorming session that led to Gremlins 2.
https://youtu.be/x01l_jMhjVM?si=33ugjZNj_j9RVF2n Posted by: tankdemon at December 09, 2023 08:29 PM (tPpAz) 78
77 On topic, the Key and Peele sketch about the brainstorming session that led to Gremlins 2.
https://youtu.be/x01l_jMhjVM?si=33ugjZNj_j9RVF2n Posted by: tankdemon at December 09, 2023 08:29 PM (tPpAz) ========= I love that sketch. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 08:30 PM (GBKbO) 79
Oh, I got a recommendation.
Not for a movie, but a film reviewer on TouYoob. Jerome Weiselberry. It's a fake name. Her name is neither Jerome nor Weiselberry and she is a she. A very, very cute she, by the way. Also very intelligent in her reviews. She mostly watches older movies. Much, much older movies. And she makes them all interesting and worth hunting down. Let me put it like this. She could replace Ben Manishevitz on TCM, no problem. Anyway...here she is reviewing Them from 1954. https://youtu.be/whBwUFTgc0Y Posted by: Robert at December 09, 2023 08:31 PM (zG9tE) 80
"Silver bullets my ass..."
Posted by: davidt at December 09, 2023 08:32 PM (SYTee) 81
@74
>>Soderbergh has remarkable ownership of his body of work, You're favorite Soderburgh film is Magic Mike, admit it. Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 09, 2023 08:34 PM (XV/Pl) 82
81 @74
>>Soderbergh has remarkable ownership of his body of work, You're favorite Soderburgh film is Magic Mike, admit it. Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 09, 2023 08:34 PM (XV/Pl) ======== Never seen it. Ha! For the real burn, you shoulda said Magic Mike XXL. If I had to pick one now, it'd probably be Sex, Lies, and Videotape, but that's without having seen everything or even anything in a couple of years. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 08:35 PM (GBKbO) 83
I love the 80's beats droppin' in that sketch!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 09, 2023 08:36 PM (VtVEZ) 84
The best part of RLM's review of Gremlins 2?
WB tried to shut it down for copyright reasons, and Dante himself went to bat for RLM. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 08:22 PM (GBKbO) WB is retarded. That review couldn't have been more effusive if they commanded all their viewers to go out and buy it. RLM is a treasure. Mostly. We could debate about Rich Evans. Posted by: Robert at December 09, 2023 08:37 PM (RnubX) 85
If I had to pick one now, it'd probably be Sex, Lies, and Videotape, but that's without having seen everything or even anything in a couple of years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 08:35 PM (GBKbO) "Sax, Lays, and Duct Tape: The Bill Clinton Story." Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2023 08:37 PM (OAieE) 86
Soderbergh that bastard said, a couple of years ago that he was going to release a compendium of his early works, including one of my faves, "Kafka" the original cut plus a new and 'improved" recut. And the he didn't do it. Well, forget the rest, Sody, and gimme that "Kafka" blu-ray. Noe! Fie on you, Sody! Fie, I say! Posted by: naturalfake at December 09, 2023 08:38 PM (QzZeQ) 87
76 I get a little tired of his anti-war preachiness and his environmentalism but I can't deny that he's made magic in some of his films.
---- The militarism he bemoans is never Japanese imperialism. The horrors of the bomb just came out of nowhere. Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 09, 2023 08:29 PM (VtVEZ) That too. His studio made a movie mythologizing Jiro Horikosh, who led the development of the Japanese Zero fighter. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at December 09, 2023 08:38 PM (xcxpd) 88
"Power" (1986) Too many female cast for a Lumet film, and too many of them have those awful 1980s perms. Lame music soundtrack and cues. Lacks the desperate tension and icy dialog characteristic of the director's best.
"Dance with a Stranger" (1985) Very adult drama about a tart in a 1954 knocking house that caters to toffs and punters. Ian Holm plays the simp. Miranda Richardson's movie debut. Supposedly true story. Excellent movie in every respect; recommended. Posted by: gp's Movie Laffs at December 09, 2023 08:39 PM (MvF+J) 89
77 On topic, the Key and Peele sketch about the brainstorming session that led to Gremlins 2.
https://youtu.be/x01l_jMhjVM?si=33ugjZNj_j9RVF2n Posted by: tankdemon at December 09, 2023 08:29 PM (tPpAz) ========= I love that sketch. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 08:30 PM (GBKbO) --- They should have let Jordan Peele's character into the writers' room for Highlander 2. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 09, 2023 08:39 PM (BpYfr) 90
@82
>>If I had to pick one now, it'd probably be Sex, Lies, and Videotape, but that's without having seen everything or even anything in a couple of years. His two best films, for me are Out of Sight and the first Ocean's 11 film. I wanted to punch everyone in, Good Night and Good Luck, in the face. Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 09, 2023 08:39 PM (XV/Pl) 91
89 They should have let Jordan Peele's character into the writers' room for Highlander 2.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 09, 2023 08:39 PM (BpYfr) ========= "A googly-eyed Highlander who's just there to look stupid and be hilarious? You, sir, are a raging psychopath, and it's in the movie!" Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 08:40 PM (GBKbO) 92
90 I wanted to punch everyone in, Good Night and Good Luck, in the face.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 09, 2023 08:39 PM (XV/Pl) ======== That's a Clooney joint. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 08:41 PM (GBKbO) Posted by: naturalfake at December 09, 2023 08:41 PM (QzZeQ) 94
Watch part of the Green Mile today. Always bothered me that Coffey was on death row for murders committed by Wild Bill who was on death row for other murders and no one ever put 2 and 2 together even though Wild Bill worked for the parents of the murdered girls.
Posted by: Drive By at December 09, 2023 08:41 PM (MNhXM) 95
Never had a literary dopamine hit cuz I can't write too good.
Posted by: Andre' LePlume at December 09, 2023 08:41 PM (83IzV) 96
His studio made a movie mythologizing Jiro Horikosh, who led the development of the Japanese Zero fighter.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at December 09, 2023 08:38 PM (xcxpd) The Wind Rises. I've had it for years now and I still haven't watched it. Posted by: Robert at December 09, 2023 08:43 PM (E4vNA) 97
We could debate about Rich Evans.
Posted by: Robert at December 09, 2023 08:37 PM (RnubX) --- Rich Evans' laugh probably punches holes in space-time, but I love him. Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 09, 2023 08:44 PM (VtVEZ) 98
Always bothered me that Coffey was on death row for murders committed by Wild Bill who was on death row for other murders and no one ever put 2 and 2 together even though Wild Bill worked for the parents of the murdered girls.
Posted by: Drive By at December 09, 2023 08:41 PM (MNhXM) they had to push all the right race buttons. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2023 08:44 PM (OAieE) 99
Oh, Criterion sent out ten dollar off codes for their Christmas sale. Ordered a copy of Orson Welles' The Trial.
Posted by: Robert at December 09, 2023 08:44 PM (E4vNA) 100
99 Oh, Criterion sent out ten dollar off codes for their Christmas sale. Ordered a copy of Orson Welles' The Trial.
Posted by: Robert at December 09, 2023 08:44 PM (E4vNA) ========= I got one of those. Gonna save it for their next flash sale. I have another $10 one from before as well. That's a free movie. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 08:45 PM (GBKbO) 101
Rich Evans' laugh probably punches holes in space-time, but I love him.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 09, 2023 08:44 PM (VtVEZ) Some guys get all the babes. *Kicks dirt* Posted by: Robert at December 09, 2023 08:45 PM (E4vNA) 102
@92
>>That's a Clooney joint. For some reason I thought Soderburgh directed it, he was the EP. Still want to punch that film in the fart clam Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 09, 2023 08:46 PM (XV/Pl) 103
RLM frustrates me. Because they're capable of high level movie analysis. But they usually don't bother. They're lazy, uncurious hack frauds. Mostly.
But I still watch them. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at December 09, 2023 08:46 PM (xcxpd) 104
@103
>>They're lazy, uncurious hack frauds. Mostly. Ehh, they've never really risen above their origins of an Ersatz Mystery Science Theatre 3000 Its one of those deals, where you either love what they do or you get frustrated by it. Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 09, 2023 08:49 PM (XV/Pl) 105
102 @92
>>That's a Clooney joint. For some reason I thought Soderburgh directed it, he was the EP. Still want to punch that film in the fart clam Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 09, 2023 08:46 PM (XV/Pl) ======== Clooney still getting funding for directing jobs is such a disgrace of modern Hollywood. His films are largely unremarkable. He is simply not a star who brings in money at the box office. Hollywood loves him far more than the American people care about him. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 08:50 PM (GBKbO) 106
103 RLM frustrates me. Because they're capable of high level movie analysis. But they usually don't bother. They're lazy, uncurious hack frauds. Mostly.
But I still watch them. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at December 09, 2023 08:46 PM (xcxpd) ======== One day, they'll do a re:View of something like His Girl Friday or Rio Bravo, and they'll go, "Holy crap! This guy stole everything from John Carpenter!" Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 08:50 PM (GBKbO) 107
96 His studio made a movie mythologizing Jiro Horikosh, who led the development of the Japanese Zero fighter.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at December 09, 2023 08:38 PM (xcxpd) The Wind Rises. I've had it for years now and I still haven't watched it. Posted by: Robert at December 09, 2023 08:43 PM (E4vNA) If someone literally knew nothing about history and watched The Wind Rises, it would be a beautiful movie with amazing flying sequences all about a technological marvel. But as soon as you realize what's being made, for whom and how it was used...it's literally like making a movie praising the brilliance of Heinrich Vollmer who invented the MP-40. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at December 09, 2023 08:51 PM (xcxpd) 108
Oh, and my mom just sent me her $10 Criterion code.
That's $30 total in cards for the next flash sale. That's a free 4K and 25% towards a Blu-ray. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 08:53 PM (GBKbO) 109
One day, they'll do a re:View of something like His Girl Friday or Rio Bravo, and they'll go, "Holy crap! This guy stole everything from John Carpenter!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 08:50 PM (GBKbO) They don't even know Roger Corman's back catalog. If it's not Star Trek, Mike doesn't know jack shit about it. Their 'discussion' of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly was glaring in their ignorance of Westerns in general. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at December 09, 2023 08:53 PM (xcxpd) 110
@105
>>Hollywood loves him far more than the American people care about him. It's tough with Clooney, he's been in films that I consider great films, his politics and activism not withstanding. He was one of the last true movie stars. Now?? We got nothing. Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 09, 2023 08:53 PM (XV/Pl) 111
There are only two redeeming things about Clooney:
1) He recognizes his stint at Batman was crap. 2) His Oscar speech gave rise to a funny South Park episode. Posted by: tankdemon at December 09, 2023 08:53 PM (tPpAz) 112
109 They don't even know Roger Corman's back catalog. If it's not Star Trek, Mike doesn't know jack shit about it. Their 'discussion' of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly was glaring in their ignorance of Westerns in general.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at December 09, 2023 08:53 PM (xcxpd) ======= Yeah, that was painful. "Westerns before this were all about how cowboys were good and Indians were bad." Yeah, if you've seen almost no westerns. Hell, Randolph Scott westerns weren't even like that. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 08:54 PM (GBKbO) 113
Oh, and my mom just sent me her $10 Criterion code.
That's $30 total in cards for the next flash sale. That's a free 4K and 25% towards a Blu-ray. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 08:53 PM (GBKbO) *Glares* *Starts paraphrasing Marx* From each according to his ability, to each according to his Blu-ray collection. Posted by: Robert at December 09, 2023 08:56 PM (exuC8) Posted by: Robert at December 09, 2023 08:58 PM (exuC8) 115
They don't even know Roger Corman's back catalog. If it's not Star Trek, Mike doesn't know jack shit about it. Their 'discussion' of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly was glaring in their ignorance of Westerns in general.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards I started to watch a review of "The Last Detail" with Nicholson the other day. The reviewer didn't even make it 20 seconds before saying this was a movie about two soldiers . . . . . . Full stop. If you missed that buddy, nothing that follows could possibly have any research or intelligence behind it. Posted by: Tonypete at December 09, 2023 08:58 PM (J47y1) 116
I was scrolling through "2023 In Film" on Wiki just to remind myself of what I saw (not as much as I thought) and I'd have to say that "The Holdovers" is my favorite flick this year.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 09, 2023 08:58 PM (VtVEZ) 117
113 *Glares*
*Starts paraphrasing Marx* From each according to his ability, to each according to his Blu-ray collection. Posted by: Robert at December 09, 2023 08:56 PM (exuC ![]() ========= I'm still smarting because the last flash sale happened in the middle of our financial dancing between owning two houses, so I couldn't partake. I was going to get all of their Blu-ray Lubitsch's. I had to delay my plan by...4-5 months! How awful for me. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 08:59 PM (GBKbO) 118
thinking about movie making today in general, I think it's hilarious that Disney and Marvel have been throwing away hundreds of millions of dollars making boring, unwatchable drek, and here comes good old Toho, with a budget of $15 million, and something that blows away anything the others have made in years.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2023 08:59 PM (S6gqv) 119
Yeah, if you've seen almost no westerns. Hell, Randolph Scott westerns weren't even like that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison "Randolph Scott!" *removes hat* Posted by: Tonypete at December 09, 2023 08:59 PM (J47y1) 120
116 I was scrolling through "2023 In Film" on Wiki just to remind myself of what I saw (not as much as I thought) and I'd have to say that "The Holdovers" is my favorite flick this year.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 09, 2023 08:58 PM (VtVEZ) ======== It's funny to see this and a shitpost about The Descendants a couple of posts apart. Alexander Payne is not untalented. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 09:00 PM (GBKbO) 121
I saw Oppenheimer at a theatre because my kids (early 20s) wanted to see it.
It was OK. I wouldn't bother to see it again, but I never watch movies twice in any event-- except to share a classic with my kids occasionally, i.e., Casablanca or The Third Man. Posted by: mnw at December 09, 2023 09:01 PM (NLIak) 122
I never heard of this Joe Dante fellow until now.
I saw Innerspace once and that's all I care to see. Not terrible, but not something I want to see again and again. (Truth be told, this is most movies for me) Small Soldiers? My parents got it for me on DVD one year. Could not get into it at all. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 09, 2023 09:01 PM (8sMut) 123
March 2, 1990: The Hunt Is On!
March 1, 2024: THE SPICE MUST FLOW Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 09, 2023 09:01 PM (8sMut) 124
I just saw Godzilla. I guess I have a short attention span because I get bored. Just bring on the monsters.
Posted by: fd at December 09, 2023 09:01 PM (vFG9F) 125
George Clooney needs to be in a David Cronenberg movie. Maybe the Guy who's ass becomes Cthulhu when he watches The Wizard of Oz. Posted by: naturalfake at December 09, 2023 09:02 PM (QzZeQ) 126
118 thinking about movie making today in general, I think it's hilarious that Disney and Marvel have been throwing away hundreds of millions of dollars making boring, unwatchable drek, and here comes good old Toho, with a budget of $15 million, and something that blows away anything the others have made in years.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2023 08:59 PM (S6gqv) ======== Their processes are simply terrible. Their movies are so expensive because there is absolutely no eye towards cost mitigation. The example of The Creator (which I haven't seen) is just so delicious. It (supposedly) looks great, on par of something like a The Marvels, but it cost only $80 million. If Disney wanted to reign in the overspending, all they'd have to do is hire a better producer to keep in costs while dedicating to their creatives' visions early without needling throughout the process. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 09:02 PM (GBKbO) 127
"I am become Death, the shatterer of worlds."
Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 09, 2023 08:19 PM (VtVEZ) And Godzilla sez: "Showtime!" Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2023 09:03 PM (D7oie) 128
121 I saw Oppenheimer at a theatre because my kids (early 20s) wanted to see it.
It was OK. I wouldn't bother to see it again, but I never watch movies twice in any event-- except to share a classic with my kids occasionally, i.e., Casablanca or The Third Man. Posted by: mnw at December 09, 2023 09:01 PM (NLIak) ======== My mother was not terribly impressed. I think she found the hearing stuff kind of dull and the nudity largely gratuitous. I'll probably watch it tomorrow night. Since I've already made my Nolan list, I'll have to review it and place it as well. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 09:04 PM (GBKbO) 129
@116
>>I was scrolling through "2023 In Film" on Wiki just to remind myself of what I saw (not as much as I thought) and I'd have to say that "The Holdovers" is my favorite flick this year. There was a time where I would see anywhere 3 - 5 movies in theaters per week and maybe a couple of art house films on the weekend. But this was back when studios could put out quality product on a weekly/monthly basis. Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 09, 2023 09:05 PM (XV/Pl) 130
122 Small Soldiers? My parents got it for me on DVD one year. Could not get into it at all.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 09, 2023 09:01 PM (8sMut) ========= Look at that picture from the behind the scenes of Small Soldiers in the post. Dante is the one with all the negative space above him. He looks bored, irritated, and kind of pissed. The process of making the film seems to have been awful. Small Soldiers is far from his best film. The best thing about it is Phil Hartman simply being funny, unattached from everything else around him. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 09:06 PM (GBKbO) 131
Currently watching Cronenberg's "Naked Lunch" on MAX.
Not that Judy Davis was a beauty, but they did a good job making her look strung out and ugly. Posted by: naturalfake at December 09, 2023 09:07 PM (QzZeQ) 132
"A googly-eyed Highlander who's just there to look stupid and be hilarious? You, sir, are a raging psychopath, and it's in the movie!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 08:40 PM (GBKbO) ---- Now THAT'S entertainment! ![]() Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 09, 2023 09:08 PM (BpYfr) 133
131 Currently watching Cronenberg's "Naked Lunch" on MAX.
Not that Judy Davis was a beauty, but they did a good job making her look strung out and ugly. Posted by: naturalfake at December 09, 2023 09:07 PM (QzZeQ) ========= I still have the original art 4K from Arrow unopened on my shelf. I'm torn about trying to sell it in the new year or keep it. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 09:08 PM (GBKbO) 134
Back in the 60s, I lived midway between the Marquette and Colony theaters in Chicago Lawn, and I could count on there being something worth a ticket every freakin' week. Them days is long gone.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at December 09, 2023 09:12 PM (a/4+U) 135
Anyway...here she is reviewing Them from 1954.
https://youtu.be/whBwUFTgc0Y Posted by: Robert at December 09, 2023 08:31 PM (zG9tE) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBINlLnIxYg&t=112s Them from 1988 Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 09, 2023 09:12 PM (8sMut) 136
Hiya James Monroe !
Posted by: JT at December 09, 2023 09:12 PM (T4tVD) 137
I still have the original art 4K from Arrow unopened on my shelf. I'm torn about trying to sell it in the new year or keep it. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 09:08 PM (GBKbO) Probably a movie that would look great in 4k as it's shot like a film noir in color. Still, how often are you going to rewatch it? Posted by: naturalfake at December 09, 2023 09:12 PM (QzZeQ) 138
136 Hiya James Monroe !
Posted by: JT at December 09, 2023 09:12 PM (T4tVD) ========== My only real friend! Hi, JT! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 09:12 PM (GBKbO) 139
128 Madison
I forgot there was even any nudity IN Oppie. Must not've been very MEMORABLE nudity. Yes, the hearings were boring as hell. I felt like it was an interesting movie (the Manhattan Project and its odd group of creators) grafted on to a tedious movie (the hearings). I was watching very carefully to see if the film was going to whitewash the actual Soviet espionage of that era, but it didn't seem to, much to its credit-- and to my surprise. So... tedious beats Oliver Stone-ism by a lot. Posted by: mnw at December 09, 2023 09:12 PM (NLIak) 140
hire a better producer to keep in costs while dedicating to their creatives' visions early
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 09:02 PM (GBKbO) That's part of the problem, isn't it? The creatives aren't allowed a vision. The vision, in that case, is the producer's (Feige) and he knows jack shit about being creative. Same goes for all the other idjits at Disney. Posted by: Robert at December 09, 2023 09:13 PM (UguEf) 141
Hire me to produce Disney movies... They'll love my sensibilities.
Posted by: Yudhishthira Florian Maria Hohenzollern von Schloengishugen, Lichtensteinian Usurper at December 09, 2023 09:13 PM (0FoWg) 142
Saw Small Soldiers once, it was ok
Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2023 09:14 PM (fwDg9) 143
137 Probably a movie that would look great in 4k as it's shot like a film noir in color.
Still, how often are you going to rewatch it? Posted by: naturalfake at December 09, 2023 09:12 PM (QzZeQ) ======== I own 1,388 movies on Blu-ray/4K (plus a handful dozen on DVD). The idea that I'm going to watch any of them frequently is...stretching the bounds of reality. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 09:14 PM (GBKbO) 144
If Disney wanted to reign in the overspending, all they'd have to do is hire a better producer to keep in costs while dedicating to their creatives' visions early without needling throughout the process.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 09:02 PM (GBKbO) Cited many times on YT channels I follow is a movie I truly enjoyed: Denis Villeneuve's Dune. How did he keep the costs down? PLANNING. More or less. (Can't wait for Dune 2.) Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 09, 2023 09:15 PM (8sMut) 145
I own 1,388 movies on Blu-ray/4K (plus a handful dozen on DVD).
The idea that I'm going to watch any of them frequently is...stretching the bounds of reality. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 09:14 PM (GBKbO) Ah, man. Just start watching them today. One a day. It'll only take you about 4 years. Still, much less time than it would take to Watch "One Piece" from the start at one per day. Posted by: naturalfake at December 09, 2023 09:16 PM (QzZeQ) 146
Them from 1988
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 09, 2023 09:12 PM (8sMut) *Puts on leather jacket* This is now a heavy metal thread. Posted by: Robert at December 09, 2023 09:16 PM (UguEf) Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 09, 2023 09:17 PM (8sMut) 148
Oppy was one of those movies that was okay. Still, I'm already beginning to forget it. Which means....unimpressed. Posted by: naturalfake at December 09, 2023 09:19 PM (QzZeQ) 149
140 That's part of the problem, isn't it? The creatives aren't allowed a vision. The vision, in that case, is the producer's (Feige) and he knows jack shit about being creative. Same goes for all the other idjits at Disney.
Posted by: Robert at December 09, 2023 09:13 PM (UguEf) ======== Producers CAN be creatives. The prototypical example is Irving Thalberg who helped build MGM in the late 20s and 30s. He also never took credit and has a single on-screen credit that was applied on the last film he worked after he died. Every producer wishes they were Thalberg. They'll take Louis B. Mayer (though they will all hate him now because he's too safe and conservative), but they simply cannot admit that they would be actually directing films if they were creatives instead of producers. Spielberg might be the closest to a modern-day Thalberg, but he's an actual creative as well as a producer. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 09:19 PM (GBKbO) 150
@126
>>If Disney wanted to reign in the overspending, all they'd have to do is hire a better producer to keep in costs while dedicating to their creatives' visions early without needling throughout the process. The problem is best exemplified by looking at how the new Star Wars films came about, they pretty much had no coherent vision about what story they were going to tell, began shooting and simply made it up as they went along and every choice they made was the wrong choice. The reason The Creator cost 80 Million and Godzilla Minus One cost 15 Million Dollars is because, before a single frame was captured, they had it nailed down completely. Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 09, 2023 09:20 PM (XV/Pl) 151
145 Ah, man. Just start watching them today. One a day. It'll only take you about 4 years.
Still, much less time than it would take to Watch "One Piece" from the start at one per day. Posted by: naturalfake at December 09, 2023 09:16 PM (QzZeQ) ======== According to blu-ray.com, it'll take me 119 days, 4 hours, 31 minutes. Nonstop. That does include the handful of TV shows I have. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 09:20 PM (GBKbO) 152
Mazel TJM on finishing
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 09, 2023 09:21 PM (RIvkX) 153
@148
>>Oppy was one of those movies that was okay. It's a competent, compelling, well executed film that after you watch once, there is really no reason to ever watch it again. It's no Dunkirk. Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 09, 2023 09:22 PM (XV/Pl) 154
*Puts on leather jacket*
This is now a heavy metal thread. Posted by: Robert at December 09, 2023 09:16 PM (UguEf) === Who knew Rowdy Roddy Piper could act? Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 09, 2023 09:22 PM (RIvkX) 155
My only real friend!
Hi, JT! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 09:12 PM (GBKbO) *Kicks dirt* Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at December 09, 2023 09:23 PM (xcxpd) 156
*Puts on leather jacket*
This is now a heavy metal thread. Posted by: Robert at December 09, 2023 09:16 PM (UguEf) ----- Squidhammer! Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 09, 2023 09:23 PM (VtVEZ) 157
A obscure and fun little movie no one saw is “The Amateurs” with Jeff Bridges. Group of friends want to make some money so they decide to make a porno. By the end they’ve enlisted the help of a number of friends and townsfolk.
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at December 09, 2023 09:24 PM (ZTJjv) 158
He could be a Reagan Republican and there is still not a George Clooney movie I like. Even Brother Where Art Thou though that’s not necessarily Clooney’s fault.
Posted by: Drive By at December 09, 2023 09:24 PM (MNhXM) 159
153 It's a competent, compelling, well executed film that after you watch once, there is really no reason to ever watch it again.
It's no Dunkirk. Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 09, 2023 09:22 PM (XV/Pl) ========= Why I think it has a serious chance for Best Picture is because it has Robert Downey Jr. and Matt Damon in serious rolls. The Academy loves its stars and ensemble pieces. The nearly $1 billion box office ends up being something of a drawback at this point, though. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 09:24 PM (GBKbO) 160
155 *Kicks dirt*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at December 09, 2023 09:23 PM (xcxpd) ======== I needed your opinion on Gremlins 2, man. I needed it. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 09:25 PM (GBKbO) 161
145 I own 1,388 movies on Blu-ray/4K (plus a handful dozen on DVD).
The idea that I'm going to watch any of them frequently is...stretching the bounds of reality. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 09:14 PM (GBKbO) Ah, man. Just start watching them today. One a day. It'll only take you about 4 years. Still, much less time than it would take to Watch "One Piece" from the start at one per day. Posted by: naturalfake at December 09, 2023 09:16 PM (QzZeQ) Heh! Like TJM, my collection is quite large*. I get asked what am I going to do with all of them? I intend to be buried in them, is my reply. *Stats! According to Blu-ray.com, I have 1,502 movies across 1,179 volumes. However this includes *everything* like TV shows, live concerts and anime series. It also doesn't help that Blu-ray isn't comprehensive. I have plenty of live DVDs that don't have listings. Anyway, breaking it down further I have 596 DVDs, 570 Blu-ray's and 20 4K discs. Posted by: Robert at December 09, 2023 09:25 PM (weyVV) 162
@146
>>This is now a heavy metal thread. Not heavy metal, but I was in the mall today and I went into the vintage record store and picked up some vinyl, got replacement copies of Time Out and Bing Crosby Christmas with a killer version of the Little Drummer Boy with Bowie. Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 09, 2023 09:25 PM (XV/Pl) 163
Why I think it has a serious chance for Best Picture is because it has Robert Downey Jr. and Matt Damon in serious rolls.
Kaiser rolls ? Posted by: JT at December 09, 2023 09:25 PM (T4tVD) 164
163 Why I think it has a serious chance for Best Picture is because it has Robert Downey Jr. and Matt Damon in serious rolls.
Kaiser rolls ? Posted by: JT at December 09, 2023 09:25 PM (T4tVD) ======= Pretzel. It's the salt. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 09:26 PM (GBKbO) 165
158 He could be a Reagan Republican and there is still not a George Clooney movie I like. Even Brother Where Art Thou though that’s not necessarily Clooney’s fault.
Posted by: Drive By at December 09, 2023 09:24 PM (MNhXM) George Clooney cannot act. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 09, 2023 09:28 PM (8sMut) 166
@159
>>Why I think it has a serious chance for Best Picture is because it has Robert Downey Jr. I think Downey is a shoe in for best actor, best actress will probably go to Margo Robbie for Barbie. This years Oscars is going to be BarbenHeimer Redux. Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 09, 2023 09:28 PM (XV/Pl) 167
a killer version of the Little Drummer Boy
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 09, 2023 09:25 PM (XV/Pl) https://youtu.be/Sguq56uF7mA Posted by: Robert at December 09, 2023 09:30 PM (d+aYa) 168
Look at that picture from the behind the scenes of Small Soldiers in the post. Dante is the one with all the negative space above him. He looks bored, irritated, and kind of pissed. The process of making the film seems to have been awful. Small Soldiers is far from his best film. The best thing about it is Phil Hartman simply being funny, unattached from everything else around him. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 09:06 PM (GBKbO) I'll go for him looking bored out of his mind, after contemplating the image. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 09, 2023 09:30 PM (8sMut) 169
>>> 17
== His two best friends, where he lives in L.A., are Steve Martin and Kurt Russell (whom I'm guessing are both conservative, and Short seems to have become more conservative with age after of course being a Canadian lefty weenie). Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 09, 2023 07:55 PM (4JgFY) Steve Martin seems to be a total commie from one of his books. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 09, 2023 09:30 PM (llON8) 170
"Sisu."
I added that to my watch list this morning, along with a couple other well-reviewed movies of 2023. Posted by: gp's Movie Laffs at December 09, 2023 09:31 PM (MvF+J) 171
Seriously, though, just hire a bunch of cheap foreigners to make the most turgid, ham-handed parody of American wokeness they can muster up. The Rat-King would love it erotically, and you could do it for pennies on their dollars.
Posted by: Yudhishthira Florian Maria Hohenzollern von Schloengishugen, Lichtensteinian Usurper at December 09, 2023 09:31 PM (0FoWg) 172
Shiela Jackass Lee lost the Houston Mayor runoff. Look for her to jump back into the congressional race Monday. Posted by: Auspex at December 09, 2023 09:31 PM (j4U/Z) 173
Context: the RLM guys did a clip that was basically just riffing on band names from a Milwaukee metal festival. Serious Dad Energy from Mike as he razzed on that noise the kids seem to like:
https://tinyurl.com/238m8kvt Squidhammer was my fave, followed by Behold...The Arctopus. Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 09, 2023 09:33 PM (VtVEZ) 174
I will concede The Perfect Storm was a well made movie. I just dislike depressing movies.
The Clooney movie that I enjoyed the most was panned for the most part was Tomorrowland. Posted by: Drive By at December 09, 2023 09:33 PM (MNhXM) 175
172
Shiela Jackass Lee lost the Houston Mayor runoff. Look for her to jump back into the congressional race Monday. Posted by: Auspex at December 09, 2023 09:31 PM (j4U/Z) A small victory. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 09, 2023 09:33 PM (8sMut) 176
In my other life I got a big professional break because someone at Dante's company (Metaluna Productions: spot the in-joke there!) saw some potential in one of my stories. They paid me a token sum, but the magic words "film option" got me an agent, who has been representing me for close to 20 years now.
Needless to say the story never got filmed, but it's one that would definitely appeal to the "manic Looney Toons sensibility" of Mr. Dante. Posted by: Trimegistus at December 09, 2023 09:34 PM (78a2H) 177
Im a big fan of Small Soldiers. Hard to describe whybut the first few minutes turning what looked like it was going to be a bad bog-standard movie about small-town toymakers fighting the man into a brilliant Jobs/Musk diatribe against toy advertising probably went a long way to set my perspective of the movie.
Can they really do that? And when the answer is, no, its the people who had been set up as the heroes of the movie who mumble about disclaimers and consulting legal, and then the new CEO goes off about how toys (and other products) should actually do what they do in the commercials. The rest of the movie just goes to prove how fun such toys would be. Everyone fighting the toys comes across as having real fun. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 09, 2023 09:35 PM (EXyHK) 178
And how many people still have laser discs and the equipment to play them?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2023 09:35 PM (3Gfub) 179
Seriously, though, just hire a bunch of cheap foreigners to make the most turgid, ham-handed parody of American wokeness they can muster up. The Rat-King would love it erotically, and you could do it for pennies on their dollars.
Posted by: Yudhishthira Florian Maria Hohenzollern von Schloengishugen, Lichtensteinian Usurper at December 09, 2023 09:31 PM (0FoWg) TJM and Robert should both hire cheap foreigners to watch their blu-rays for them. Then write a 25 word review of each movie in Esperanto. Posted by: naturalfake at December 09, 2023 09:35 PM (QzZeQ) 180
174 The Clooney movie that I enjoyed the most was panned for the most part was Tomorrowland.
Posted by: Drive By at December 09, 2023 09:33 PM (MNhXM) ========= I found Tomorrowland to be such a major disappointment. I didn't hate it, but it was just...meh. I had such high hopes for Brad Bird, and then he made that and went back to make an Incredibles sequel. Tomorrowland just descended into the weird techno-pessimism about climate that one expects from typical Hollywood fare and I had hoped Bird, who made The Incredibles, would avoid. He didn't, and I was disappointed. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 09:35 PM (GBKbO) 181
167 a killer version of the Little Drummer Boy
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 09, 2023 09:25 PM (XV/Pl) https://youtu.be/Sguq56uF7mA Posted by: Robert at December 09, 2023 09:30 PM (d+aYa) ---- You meant 'a discordant version' right? Posted by: Ciampino - For a good time all that's needed is a pet at December 09, 2023 09:36 PM (qfLjt) 182
Shiela Jackass Lee lost the Houston Mayor runoff.
Posted by: Auspex at December 09, 2023 09:31 PM (j4U/Z) https://youtu.be/Fhj3rClT5WY Posted by: Robert at December 09, 2023 09:36 PM (GhWO2) 183
176 In my other life I got a big professional break because someone at Dante's company (Metaluna Productions: spot the in-joke there!) saw some potential in one of my stories. They paid me a token sum, but the magic words "film option" got me an agent, who has been representing me for close to 20 years now.
Needless to say the story never got filmed, but it's one that would definitely appeal to the "manic Looney Toons sensibility" of Mr. Dante. Posted by: Trimegistus at December 09, 2023 09:34 PM (78a2H) ======== Neat! If your agent is ever in the mood for more clients, I've got a couple of screenplays tucked away. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 09:36 PM (GBKbO) 184
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 09:35 PM (GBKbO)
Agree with all of that but the parts that were good were really good. That’s how I felt about Downsizing. Posted by: Drive By at December 09, 2023 09:37 PM (MNhXM) 185
184 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 09:35 PM (GBKbO)
Agree with all of that but the parts that were good were really good. That’s how I felt about Downsizing. Posted by: Drive By at December 09, 2023 09:37 PM (MNhXM) ======= I've never seen Downsizing, though I remember my interest simply vanishing as the critical reaction came out. When even critics are pretty much saying, "This is too leftist for me," I kind of turn off. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 09:38 PM (GBKbO) 186
Academy Awards:
I stopped paying attention circa 1952, after High Noon lost the Best Picture Award to The Greatest Show on Earth (about a circus fire! with elephants!) Posted by: mnw at December 09, 2023 09:39 PM (NLIak) 187
I think I might have seen Tomorrowland once but if so the memories are blocked.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2023 09:39 PM (3Gfub) 188
My fellow 'rons might enjoy Joe Dante's web site "Trailers From Hell", in which he or one of his friends, including Roger Corman and Guillermo del Toro, show a movie trailer and comment on the film it's advertising. Some of the commentaries, such as those by John Landis, are inane; but others, like the ones by Brian Trenchard-Smith or Dante himself, are informative and often a lot of fun.
Posted by: Nemo at December 09, 2023 09:39 PM (S6ArX) 189
You meant 'a discordant version' right?
Posted by: Ciampino - For a good time all that's needed is a pet at December 09, 2023 09:36 PM (qfLjt) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1zFJKPOnXg Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 09, 2023 09:39 PM (8sMut) 190
188 My fellow 'rons might enjoy Joe Dante's web site "Trailers From Hell", in which he or one of his friends, including Roger Corman and Guillermo del Toro, show a movie trailer and comment on the film it's advertising. Some of the commentaries, such as those by John Landis, are inane; but others, like the ones by Brian Trenchard-Smith or Dante himself, are informative and often a lot of fun.
Posted by: Nemo at December 09, 2023 09:39 PM (S6ArX) ======== This is a good recommendation, and people should take it! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at December 09, 2023 09:40 PM (GBKbO) 191
187 I think I might have seen Tomorrowland once but if so the memories are blocked.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2023 09:39 PM (3Gfub) I stumbled into part of it on a cable channel once and.... meh. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2023 09:41 PM (S6gqv) 192
Everyone's on the front page slamming the F5 key.
Posted by: Robert at December 09, 2023 09:46 PM (bzCb4) 193
I see that the vote total for Houston mayor right now is 136,000 votes. Out of a city with 4+ million people. Voter apathy on steroids.
Posted by: Drive By at December 09, 2023 09:47 PM (MNhXM) 194
193 I see that the vote total for Houston mayor right now is 136,000 votes. Out of a city with 4+ million people. Voter apathy on steroids.
Posted by: Drive By at December 09, 2023 09:47 PM (MNhXM) And Sheila couldn't get enough people out to win even with that? That's pathetic. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2023 09:48 PM (S6gqv) 195
193 I see that the vote total for Houston mayor right now is 136,000 votes. Out of a city with 4+ million people. Voter apathy on steroids.
Posted by: Drive By at December 09, 2023 09:47 PM (MNhXM) And that is our problem. Apathy. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 09, 2023 09:48 PM (8sMut) 196
@195
>>And that is our problem. Apathy. Apparently they have a jungle primary system, because the race was between two Donks. There can't be that many registered Republicans in Austen. Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 09, 2023 09:52 PM (XV/Pl) 197
Apathy produced the least-bad outcome in Houston tonight, then.
Whitmire, he guy who beat Brunhilde doesn't sound... that bad, actually. Now watch him morph into AOC, probably. Posted by: mnw at December 09, 2023 09:54 PM (NLIak) 198
Apparently they have a jungle primary system, because the race was between two Donks.
There can't be that many registered Republicans in Austen. Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 09, 2023 09:52 PM (XV/Pl) Houston. No "jungle primary" system exists in TX but as I remember it, on city ballots you almost never see party affiliation. I can't remember seeing it on ballots I cast for San Antonio elections. And though I am from there, I haven't lived in San Antonio proper since 1999, and last cast a vote for San Antonio mayor and city council then. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 09, 2023 09:54 PM (8sMut) 199
LSU's Jayden Daniels wins Heisman Trophy
Posted by: Don Black at December 09, 2023 09:55 PM (geLO8) Posted by: Don Black at December 09, 2023 09:56 PM (geLO8) 201
Not a lot of votes but she didn’t just lose, she got demolished. I think only 36% of the vote.
Posted by: Drive By at December 09, 2023 09:57 PM (MNhXM) 202
200 Nice that SJLee lost
bet she's pissed no graft Posted by: Don Black at December 09, 2023 09:56 PM (geLO ![]() and looks like she lost by a 65-35 margin. ROFL! she always looked like she was wearing a scrubbee pad from the dollar store on her head. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2023 09:58 PM (S6gqv) 203
>Everyone's on the front page slamming the F5 key.
Posted by: Robert --- slapping it like it owes them money Posted by: Don Black at December 09, 2023 09:58 PM (geLO8) 204
COL 1 PHI 1 end 1st
Posted by: Don Black at December 09, 2023 09:58 PM (geLO8) 205
I need a break.
Posted by: The F5 key at December 09, 2023 09:59 PM (NBVIP) 206
Yeah, city elections are nonpartisan.
The NYT describes Whitmire as moderate Democrat who ran on law and order. But apparently the new City Controller is a whack job lefty. Posted by: Robert at December 09, 2023 09:59 PM (LJAai) 207
ONT Up, you done been tole!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 09, 2023 09:59 PM (hOUT3) 208
ONT is nood!
Posted by: Robert at December 09, 2023 10:00 PM (LJAai) 209
Whelp, there goes my investment in pink foam rubber cowboy hats.
Posted by: Dang it at December 09, 2023 10:03 PM (NBVIP) 210
Not for a movie, but a film reviewer on TouYoob. Jerome Weiselberry. It's a fake name. Her name is neither Jerome nor Weiselberry and she is a she. A very, very cute she, by the way. Also very intelligent in her reviews. She mostly watches older movies. Much, much older movies. And she makes them all interesting and worth hunting down. Let me put it like this. She could replace Ben Manishevitz on TCM, no problem. Anyway...here she is reviewing Them from 1954. https://youtu.be/whBwUFTgc0Y Posted by: Robert at December 09, 2023 08:31 PM (zG9tE) ———/ I have watched a lot of her videos. Agree on the recommendation. Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 09, 2023 10:06 PM (cMXNt) 211
I have watched a lot of her videos. Agree on the recommendation.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 09, 2023 10:06 PM (cMXNt) Just subbed Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at December 09, 2023 11:05 PM (xcxpd) 212
Sheila Jackson Lee is 73. Don't any of those grifters ever retire with dignity?
Posted by: Washed Up Myself at December 09, 2023 11:51 PM (83IzV) 213
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Yes! Finally someone writes about new movies to stream.
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