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Terror Bombing at the Niagra Bridge
A car sped into the opposite lane and crashed into the tollbooths, and then exploded.
The car hit the toll booths from the US side. This is a major transportation and trade route. They Just Want Peace (TM).A car exploded at a checkpoint on a Niagara Falls bridge connecting the US and Canada Wednesday, killing its two occupants -- and the FBI is investigating the blast as an attempted terror attack, according to a report. The car was heading into the US when it hit a barrier near the checkpoint area around 11:15 a.m. on the Rainbow Bridge, breaking into several pieces, law enforcement sources told The Post. The driver had been waved through past one checkpoint, and then accelerated and hit the barrier at the second checkpoint, sources said. The two occupants, whose identities have not been released, are dead, the sources told The Post. A border officer was also injured. The bridge has been closed as the FBI investigates the blast as an attempted terror attack, sources told Fox News. Explosives were uncovered in the vehicle, the sources said. The car was allegedly going 100 mph when it crashed, according to a witness.A terror attack for Thanksgiving. Unbelievable.
Fox News reports that the explosion at a Niagra Falls border crossing was an "attempted terrorist attack" per "high-level police sources." pic.twitter.com/OBY4MYRqV6
— nikki mccann ramírez (@NikkiMcR) November 22, 2023
BREAKING: SECURITY FOOTAGE SHOWS TERRORIST ATTACK BY CAR BOMB AT UNITED STATES BORDER CROSSING AT NIAGRA FALLS NEW YORK!
— John Basham (@JohnBasham) November 22, 2023
2 Suspected Terrorist Dead In Explosion & 1 @CBP Agent Rushed To Hospital With Injuries! pic.twitter.com/JZ0fApUa8p
NEW YORK: BREAKING: Car explosion at the Rainbow Bridge, a border crossing between US and Canada in Niagra Falls, on one of the busiest travel days of the year. The bridge is closed till further notice. pic.twitter.com/yznXMEdr2K
— KolHaolam (@KolHaolam) November 22, 2023
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 22, 2023 02:52 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: sven at November 22, 2023 02:53 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 22, 2023 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Paladin at November 22, 2023 02:54 PM (ZPK2E)
Posted by: 9mm Makarov at November 22, 2023 02:54 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2023 02:54 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at November 22, 2023 02:55 PM (IHzq/)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 22, 2023 02:55 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 22, 2023 02:55 PM (p+1gI)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2023 02:55 PM (uiWTm)
Spoon!
Thoughts and prayers to any rons or ettes on either side of the bridge. It never ceases to amaze me that the security state views citizens of their countries who "vote wrong" with more antipathy than outsiders from regions where political violence is the social norm.
Posted by: sven at November 22, 2023 02:55 PM (X0I7i)
YAY!
Enjoy Goat's Revenge: Failed Jihadis Eternally F*cked by Goats
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 22, 2023 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Son of Dad at November 22, 2023 02:55 PM (8JB5s)
Posted by: Paladin at November 22, 2023 02:55 PM (ZPK2E)
Posted by: 9mm Makarov at November 22, 2023 02:55 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 22, 2023 02:55 PM (6ATGO)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 22, 2023 02:55 PM (z+89e)
Posted by: kallisto SEZ PLUS CA CHANGE at November 22, 2023 02:56 PM (dCxaZ)
The engineering challenges that confront malefactors thankfully escapes most people.
Posted by: sven at November 22, 2023 02:56 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 22, 2023 02:56 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: nckate at November 22, 2023 02:56 PM (SnxUt)
Less gay.
Posted by: 9mm Makarov at November 22, 2023 02:55 PM (di6C2)
Make the Rainbow God's Promise Again.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 22, 2023 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 22, 2023 02:56 PM (CwhoI)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at November 22, 2023 02:57 PM (83sl1)
Posted by: Kit at November 22, 2023 02:57 PM (oaDrA)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 22, 2023 02:55 PM (6ATGO)
You never hear about Amish Buggy Bombs.
...
Maybe there are no witnesses left...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 22, 2023 02:57 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 22, 2023 02:57 PM (l10hq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2023 02:57 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Will we ever be rid of the Mormon menace? at November 22, 2023 02:57 PM (pjs7m)
Ok. Thanks for letting me know.
Posted by: Orson at November 22, 2023 02:57 PM (dIske)
Posted by: DB - at November 22, 2023 02:57 PM (geLO8)
Thankfully the weather is shitty at the moment, and the real traffic rush might not come until...right aboot now.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 22, 2023 02:57 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Flyguy at November 22, 2023 02:57 PM (OYxA4)
The FBI downplays every instance of Islamic terrorism and violence. They have created definitions to exclude Islamic terrorism from any count. For example, they routinely require that an Islamic terror attack have an overseas link, like that it is directed by handlers in ISIS, for it to count as terrorism. If the Islamic terrorist is a self-starter, the FBI claims it's not terrorism, just workplace violence.
Posted by: ace at November 22, 2023 02:57 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 22, 2023 02:58 PM (6ATGO)
There once was a man from Niagra
Who used to take too much Viagra
When he went o'er the falls
He lost both his balls
But at least he was safe from pellagra
Posted by: Archimedes at November 22, 2023 02:58 PM (I/Qkd)
Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2023 02:58 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 22, 2023 02:55 PM (z+89e)
More likely to be waived through and not checked as much - and since they were apparently waived through the 1st checkpoint, that strategy worked.
I've been through that bridge and area.
Posted by: Nova Local at November 22, 2023 02:58 PM (exHjb)
Hummina Hummina Hamas is pretty timeless in demanding "rules for thee not for we", the ceasefire makes their antics more not less likely further the denial by GloboHomo that Hamas has the popular backing of the "Palestinians" precludes a successful reality based outcome.
Posted by: sven at November 22, 2023 02:58 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 22, 2023 02:58 PM (Angsy)
Thankfully the weather is shitty at the moment, and the real traffic rush might not come until...right aboot now.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 22, 2023 02:57 PM (TTAGa)
HA! Silly man. No one crosses at the ACTUAL border crossings anymore.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 22, 2023 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)
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it's 'attempted' if the bomb is a dud or they catch the guys first
Posted by: DB - at November 22, 2023 02:58 PM (geLO8)
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It was a Union hit job.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 22, 2023 02:58 PM (XQET7)
Posted by: ace at November 22, 2023 02:57 PM (KRtlO)
What a fucking world.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 22, 2023 02:58 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 22, 2023 02:58 PM (l10hq)
Old and Busted: Turkey for Thanksgiving
New Hotness: Mostly Peaceful Islamic Self Struggle for Thanksgiving
Posted by: 18-1 at November 22, 2023 02:59 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 22, 2023 02:59 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 22, 2023 02:59 PM (z5vMw)
Can stop a loaded tractor-trailer.
The 'explosion' was probably just the gas tank going through the hadis minds.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 22, 2023 02:59 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 22, 2023 02:59 PM (JrojV)
Posted by: spindrift at November 22, 2023 02:59 PM (Zdu9h)
Posted by: Another 10 an FBI asset furnished the explosives at November 22, 2023 02:59 PM (8vw5b)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 22, 2023 03:00 PM (z5vMw)
The car was allegedly going 100 mph when it crashed, according to a witness.
I kinda question the 100 mph thing... car would have kept traveling for a lot more feet. Or parts of it, anyway.
Posted by: The Real Nikki Haley at November 22, 2023 03:00 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2023 03:00 PM (oaDrA)
There are likely more Jihadists in the FIB than Trump voters.
Hard for them to look square at reality.
Posted by: sven at November 22, 2023 03:00 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 22, 2023 03:00 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: No Shirt Shylock at November 22, 2023 03:00 PM (PWI4f)
Yep.
Its like the Biden bribery standard. Biden can take bribes from foreign countries and do whatever they ask him to do...but it isn't a bribe if the memo on the check doesn't say "For: Bribery, this is a quid pro quo"
Posted by: 18-1 at November 22, 2023 03:00 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 22, 2023 03:00 PM (l10hq)
And Happy TG and blessings for you and your family.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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VBIED= Vehicular-borne IED.
or just using your car as a bomb, even if there's nothing explosive found inside it.
And Happy Thaksgiving to you and yours.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at November 22, 2023 03:01 PM (IHzq/)
Posted by: Tomorrow's Morning Shows at November 22, 2023 03:01 PM (pjs7m)
Explosion came from a car 'trying to enter the US from Canada'
All four land crossings between the two countries are now closed
The FBI in Buffalo is investigating; it's unclear if there are any injuries
By JAMES NYE FOR DAILYMAIL.COM
https://tinyurl.com/mtps4wbe
Mr.Retired Life. @Kowalsk15796884 31m Replying to @OPP_HSD
2 dead....1 injured (border guard) but ok...
Alot of videos here that I haven't checked them out yet:
https://is.gd/tBlIjX
And from November 10th..
Toronto Sun @TheTorontoSun
U.K. says terror attack in Canada 'very likely' but Ottawa considers threat level 'medium'
Explosion site photo here:
https://is.gd/Wx8ILE
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 22, 2023 03:01 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 22, 2023 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2023 03:02 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Nikki Haley at November 22, 2023 03:02 PM (vFG9F)
"There are now reports that authorities might be looking for a second vehicle."
Posted by: Nova Local at November 22, 2023 03:02 PM (exHjb)
Yanky @Yanky_Pollak
WATCH: After the explosion at the Rainbow Bridge in Niagara Falls.
https://is.gd/jBBCEj
1:06 minutes from nearby office window.
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Fuq me...I love how NBC puts the "explosion" icon right in the middle of the bridge.
It was at Customs...asshoes, well onto land, on the US side.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 22, 2023 03:02 PM (krqg6)
the judgement calls are legitimately coming from inside the house as the meme goes.
Posted by: sven at November 22, 2023 03:02 PM (X0I7i)
I kinda question the 100 mph thing... car would have kept traveling for a lot more feet. Or parts of it, anyway.
Posted by: The Real Nikki Haley at November 22, 2023 03:00 PM (enJYY)
That just made me think of the opening for one of the naked gun movies for some reason. I don't think it was the first one. It was the one with the baby in the carriage where OJ spikes the baby after catching it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 22, 2023 03:02 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Tomorrow's Morning Shows at November 22, 2023 03:01 PM (pjs7m)
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Well, duh.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 22, 2023 03:02 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: torabora at November 22, 2023 03:02 PM (OUiUM)
Posted by: sven
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Yep.
Unfortunately, as we learned in Iraq, some of them are quick learners.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at November 22, 2023 03:02 PM (IHzq/)
Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2023 03:02 PM (oaDrA)
Posted by: Adriane Watches Way 2 Much YouTube to Criticize Anybody Else . . . at November 22, 2023 03:03 PM (4Winp)
Ok Mohammed here are your 36 raisins. And, uh, you are Mohammed as well? Oh with a "u". Well here are your 36 raisins as well Muhammed. Note, Bzeel'Burt will be by to help you guys with your onboarding and your first lava bath. Later we'll start with the fun stuff.
/Wave pitchfork around and winks
Posted by: 'Stan at November 22, 2023 03:03 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: XTC at November 22, 2023 03:03 PM (7VV1E)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 22, 2023 03:03 PM (z5vMw)
Posted by: N at November 22, 2023 03:03 PM (uYcok)
Ahmed: Hit it.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 22, 2023 03:03 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Will we ever be rid of the Mormon menace?
.......
Snidely Whiplash
Posted by: wth at November 22, 2023 03:03 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 22, 2023 03:03 PM (DRSnL)
Hahaha, no shit. Thanks, AP.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 22, 2023 03:03 PM (CwhoI)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 22, 2023 03:03 PM (cOq4q)
Check the Grassy Knoll.
Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2023 03:04 PM (oaDrA)
—Disinformation Expert Ace
A car sped into the opposite lane and crashed into the tollbooths, and then exploded.
The car hit the toll booths from the US side. This is a major transportation and trade route.
...
This is the 3rd (of 4) busiest bridge in WNY.
1a Lewiston Queenston
1b Peace Bridge
3 Rainbow (little to no commercial traffic)
4 Whirlpool (which is nexus only)
And folks...IT'S NIAGARA
N.I.A.G.A.R.A.
#themoreyouknow
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 22, 2023 03:04 PM (TTAGa)
I'm in his district in TX. Damn.
Posted by: TexasDan at November 22, 2023 03:04 PM (z/ifB)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 22, 2023 03:04 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: Buffalo at November 22, 2023 03:04 PM (8vw5b)
Thank you, dear.
I did figure out it was was an acronym for something related to a vehicle, but couldn’t figure out the rest.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 22, 2023 03:04 PM (6ATGO)
Posted by: Some Junta member at November 22, 2023 03:04 PM (XqcwY)
@BNONews 1m
BREAKING: Dutch far-right party led by Geert Wilders leads general election - exit poll
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 22, 2023 03:04 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: ace at November 22, 2023 02:57 PM (KRtlO)
They aren't the only ones!
Posted by: MSM at November 22, 2023 03:05 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 22, 2023 02:55 PM (6ATGO)
At this very moment, FIBs are SWATting the homes of every known Trad Catholic on their (s)h!t list.
Posted by: kallisto SEZ PLUS CA CHANGE at November 22, 2023 03:05 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 22, 2023 03:05 PM (z+89e)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 22, 2023 03:05 PM (cOq4q)
Not good if you're sitting on a pile of C-4. From what I read, these guys tried to jump the abutment between arriving and departure...maybe thinking they could ram through since right of way traffic has those spike thingys ready to go if needed.
Posted by: Orson at November 22, 2023 03:05 PM (dIske)
Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2023 03:02 PM (oaDrA)
Hey now...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 22, 2023 03:05 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: wth at November 22, 2023 03:05 PM (v0R5T)
I don't understand these units.
How big a stack of $100 bills is that?
Posted by: spindrift at November 22, 2023 03:05 PM (Zdu9h)
And Joe wins by default. Then he dies for even more fun, Hunter, his VEEP becomes Prezident. Declares cocaine holiday.
Posted by: torabora at November 22, 2023 03:05 PM (OUiUM)
NIAGARA FALLS, N.Y. (AP) — AP source: 2 people in vehicle that exploded at New York/Canada border crossing declared dead at scene.
I thought they had nothing to declare?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2023 03:05 PM (63Dwl)
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NYS and Mexico???
That's some wide stance!
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 22, 2023 03:05 PM (krqg6)
"And Ted Kennedy's poker game with Helen Thomas is right over there".
Posted by: Ian S. at November 22, 2023 03:06 PM (KLKSV)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at November 22, 2023 03:06 PM (IHzq/)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 22, 2023 03:05 PM (z+89e)
Very wise comrade...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 22, 2023 03:06 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at November 22, 2023 03:06 PM (Oq/TM)
Remember "far right" in Europe generally means one of two things;
1) National Socialists, as in NAZIs
2) National Socialists, as in what *all* the European pols believe, but opposed to immigration.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 22, 2023 03:06 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 22, 2023 03:06 PM (z5vMw)
==
Very believable. These goons love to hit people on holidays. at weddings, and funerals too.
Posted by: runner at November 22, 2023 03:06 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: B
What is yes for 100
Posted by: N at November 22, 2023 03:07 PM (uYcok)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 22, 2023 03:07 PM (xT8gx)
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But not surprising, really. There have been a number of attacks around Christmas, after all.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 22, 2023 03:07 PM (BpYfr)
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NYS and Mexico???
That's some wide stance!
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 22, 2023 03:05 PM (krqg6)
Pffft...
Posted by: Larry Craig at November 22, 2023 03:07 PM (TTAGa)
Hahaha, no shit. Thanks, AP.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 22, 2023 03:03 PM (CwhoI)
What was the first clue? The mops and sponges being brought out to pick up the remains?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 22, 2023 03:07 PM (N39Ws)
I'll betcha a large lunch at Denny's they were yelling that shit.
Posted by: torabora at November 22, 2023 03:08 PM (OUiUM)
BREAKING: Dutch far-right party led by Geert Wilders leads general election - exit poll
'Big hair' on men is making a comeback apparently.
Posted by: The Real Nikki Haley at November 22, 2023 03:08 PM (enJYY)
Old man, wrong pedal, ruptured gas tank.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 22, 2023 03:08 PM (CwhoI)
I do think SNL should do a skit on this though.
Terrorist dad in front sit is speeding, yelling at terrorist kids in the back seat "So help me I will set this bomb off RIGHT NOW"
Posted by: TexasDan at November 22, 2023 03:08 PM (z/ifB)
Ok, be a Moron in the AOSHQ sense. Not the dopey kind.
Seriously I am hearing from reliable people the alert is high. Don't be scared, be prepared. This is our country, let them know it.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 22, 2023 03:08 PM (bNcG+)
*Pats SBR in back set of truck.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 22, 2023 03:08 PM (l10hq)
Happy Truthsgiving!!
You should be thanking us. Its for your own good! (What were we talking about again?)
Posted by: Biden Retarded Spokes Muppet at November 22, 2023 03:09 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2023 03:09 PM (ZLI7S)
Didn't American WWII torpedos have exactly this problem? If you head the enemy dead on at two high of a speed it broke the explosive mechanism...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 22, 2023 03:09 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 22, 2023 03:09 PM (krqg6)
Did the Witness have a Radar Gun?
Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2023 03:09 PM (oaDrA)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at November 22, 2023 03:06 PM (IHzq/)
.......
The one I'm getting at the top of the page.
Bow-legged gal showing off her abs. Weird.
Posted by: wth at November 22, 2023 03:09 PM (v0R5T)
Ok, be a Moron in the AOSHQ sense. Not the dopey kind.
Seriously I am hearing from reliable people the alert is high. Don't be scared, be prepared. This is our country, let them know it.
Posted by: M
Fwiw if you're a 1911 guy bring 5 extra mags
Posted by: N at November 22, 2023 03:09 PM (uYcok)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 22, 2023 03:06 PM (z5vMw)
Judge in Oregon just kicked the anti-gun measure 114 in the proverbial nuts. He just eviscerated the state and it's phony experts and declared the whole thing unconstitutional.
Posted by: Beartooth at November 22, 2023 03:09 PM (M8a49)
Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2023 03:09 PM (oaDrA)
@alanhenney 31m
SHOOTING INVOLVING US PARK POLICE--- 12th St at M St NW DC. Officer and suspect reported injured.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 22, 2023 03:10 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: torabora at November 22, 2023 03:10 PM (OUiUM)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 22, 2023 03:10 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 22, 2023 03:08 PM
As a citizen of the Peoples Republic of New York City I am jealous. :-(
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at November 22, 2023 03:10 PM (Oq/TM)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 22, 2023 03:10 PM (f9bOi)
'Big hair' on men is making a comeback apparently.
Posted by: The Real Nikki Haley at November 22, 2023 03:08 PM (enJYY)
Behold, my lion's mane!
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 22, 2023 03:10 PM (4I/2K)
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That's impressive. What kind of car?
Posted by: Nikki Haley's verified online personality at November 22, 2023 03:10 PM (NdB+W)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 22, 2023 03:10 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 22, 2023 03:10 PM (bNcG+)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 22, 2023 03:10 PM (l10hq)
Not good if you're sitting on a pile of C-4. From what I read, these guys tried to jump the abutment between arriving and departure...maybe thinking they could ram through since right of way traffic has those spike thingys ready to go if needed.
Posted by: Orson at November 22, 2023 03:05 PM (dIske)
They've got "sniffers" before you get to the booths.
The amount of detection equipment is staggering.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 22, 2023 03:10 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Joey B at November 22, 2023 03:11 PM (kX8mD)
Posted by: N at November 22, 2023 03:11 PM (uYcok)
We're on occupied land.
Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2023 03:09 PM (oaDrA)
We didn't cross the border, the border crossed us, eh?
Posted by: People's Front for the Liberation of Nova Scotia at November 22, 2023 03:11 PM (8vw5b)
Posted by: wth at November 22, 2023 03:11 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: The Real Nikki Haley at November 22, 2023 03:11 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 22, 2023 03:11 PM (bNcG+)
Posted by: Montec at November 22, 2023 03:11 PM (uy8Sl)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 22, 2023 03:11 PM (j/Dsk)
Posted by: Nikki Haley's verified online personality at November 22, 2023 03:11 PM (NdB+W)
Posted by: wth
___
What ads?
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at November 22, 2023 03:06 PM (IHzq/)
None here, either.
Posted by: Thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at November 22, 2023 03:11 PM (iODuv)
Posted by: Buffalo
Mushroom, mushroom ….
Posted by: Mr. Badger, Esqr. at November 22, 2023 03:11 PM (4Winp)
Posted by: N at November 22, 2023 03:09 PM (uYcok)
...
And yet I'm strongly considering switching to 1911.
Posted by: TexasDan at November 22, 2023 03:12 PM (z/ifB)
If we had a smart IT community they would float that rumor regardless of whether it is possible. Achmed might be willing to die in battle, but die w/o taking out any infidels?
Posted by: PaleRider at November 22, 2023 03:12 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 22, 2023 03:12 PM (bNcG+)
Ok, be a Moron in the AOSHQ sense. Not the dopey kind.
Seriously I am hearing from reliable people the alert is high. Don't be scared, be prepared. This is our country, let them know it.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 22, 2023 03:08 PM (bNcG+)
^^^^^
THIS. Hamas sympathizers are stepping up their game. See Elbit in NH. Head on a swivel. Carry. Be smart. Buy ammo.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 22, 2023 03:12 PM (N39Ws)
what are the chances the driver lost control of the vehicle, crashed, and the car blew up
Posted by: DB - at November 22, 2023 03:12 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Nikki Haley's verified online personality at November 22, 2023 03:12 PM (NdB+W)
Posted by: torabora at November 22, 2023 03:12 PM (OUiUM)
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That's impressive. What kind of car?
There is a big hill on the highway near here I live. The cops don't usually patrol it.
I was doing...80?...coming down the hill when I saw an ugly green flash go by me. It was a Gremlin and my estimate was it was going at least 100 MPH. I'm still amazed to this day you could get one of them going that fast but...it was a steep hill.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 22, 2023 03:12 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: M
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Our local hospital has police at entrances and metal detection screening of all visitors. Just started this on Monday.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 22, 2023 03:12 PM (f9bOi)
IN: FIFTY-FOUR FORTY OR FIGHT
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 22, 2023 03:12 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Ben Sears at November 22, 2023 03:13 PM (Qpf3u)
Posted by: Tomorrow's CNN story today at November 22, 2023 03:13 PM (PiwSw)
And yet I'm strongly considering switching to 1911.
Posted by: TexasD
And are you getting rid of the internets and steel belted radials too
Posted by: N at November 22, 2023 03:13 PM (uYcok)
Posted by: Senile Joe at November 22, 2023 03:13 PM (G1dq6)
Posted by: Montec at November 22, 2023 03:11 PM (uy8Sl)
Car approached the bridge from US side.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 22, 2023 03:14 PM (z+89e)
The car was allegedly going 100 mph when it crashed, according to a witness.
I kinda question the 100 mph thing... car would have kept traveling for a lot more feet. Or parts of it, anyway.
Posted by: The Real Nikki Haley at November 22, 2023 03:00 PM (enJYY)
Dubious to say the least. Unless it was a Tesla set to LUDICROUS SPEED.
There's not enough runway to get up to those speeds, even if there was no traffic on the bridge...which I doubt.
That bridge always has some traffic on it, and it moves slowwww.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 22, 2023 03:14 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: JackStraw
.......
They want all their crappy singers back.
Posted by: wth at November 22, 2023 03:14 PM (v0R5T)
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It was a Porsche -- 0 to 100 in 5 seconds -- timed it by wristwatch!
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 22, 2023 03:14 PM (krqg6)
suppose.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 22, 2023 03:14 PM (BR6Sc)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 22, 2023 03:03 PM (cOq4q)
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of course it isn't cancelled!
That's how the terrorists win!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 22, 2023 03:14 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: runner at November 22, 2023 03:14 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Montec at November 22, 2023 03:14 PM (uy8Sl)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard
Does Biden do their training?
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 22, 2023 03:14 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Taggart at November 22, 2023 03:15 PM (og5mY)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 22, 2023 03:15 PM (bNcG+)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2023 03:09 PM
Too many poutine jokes? South Park? We may never know.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 22, 2023 03:15 PM (aQy7p)
They must be another vehicle. There has to be more than 2 informants in any terror cell”
Posted by: Dempsy at November 22, 2023 03:15 PM (NAF5O)
Posted by: Zombie Sonny Corleone at November 22, 2023 03:15 PM (JrojV)
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Our local hospital has police at entrances and metal detection screening of all visitors. Just started this on Monday.
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I don't know why I was amused by this.
Posted by: Nikki Haley's verified online personality at November 22, 2023 03:15 PM (NdB+W)
Posted by: Montec at November 22, 2023 03:16 PM (uy8Sl)
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 22, 2023 03:16 PM (4I/2K)
It is clear that that despicable fringe minority is once again disturbing the peace of our beloved Canuckistan. I hereby declare the freezing of all bank accounts belonging to Canadians other than Buffy St. Marie
Posted by: kallisto wondering if he was wearing blackface at the time at November 22, 2023 03:16 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2023 03:16 PM (oaDrA)
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Uhmm, Mexico don't play that...
Posted by: Braenyard at November 22, 2023 03:16 PM (XQET7)
Posted by: DB - at November 22, 2023 03:12 PM (geLO
...
Super low? Ruptured gas tanks can give a really good fireball but it's still not an explosion (as i understand it the difference between conflagration and explosion is if the expanding gasses are going faster than the speed of sound or not).
for sure need the 48 hour rule.
Posted by: TexasDan at November 22, 2023 03:16 PM (z/ifB)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 22, 2023 03:16 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: banned Paul
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This.
Avoid areas with the demographic prone to killing people.
Posted by: Nikki Haley's verified online personality at November 22, 2023 03:16 PM (NdB+W)
Posted by: JackStraw
.......
They want all their crappy singers back.
Posted by: wth
All they had to do was ask.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2023 03:16 PM (uiWTm)
Posted by: Montec at November 22, 2023 03:16 PM (uy8Sl)
Posted by: Kratwurst at November 22, 2023 03:16 PM (nIRE6)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 22, 2023 03:17 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 22, 2023 03:17 PM (E1jXb)
Head on a swivel, carry morons.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at November 22, 2023 03:17 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 22, 2023 03:17 PM (O8bOp)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 22, 2023 03:03 PM (cOq4q)
I am going to cancel my Macy's card if that parade is anything close to what I suspect it will be.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 22, 2023 03:17 PM (3Gtis)
Posted by: Taggart at November 22, 2023 03:15 PM (og5mY)
So we crashed the gate doing ninety-eight
Let them truckers roll, 10 - 4!
Posted by: Convoy at November 22, 2023 03:17 PM (4I/2K)
I sure hope it was a jihadi and not some innocent lyft passenger.
And do you think it's a good idea to have K9s at the Rainbow Bridge?
Posted by: Senile Joe at November 22, 2023 03:17 PM (G1dq6)
Posted by: torabora at November 22, 2023 03:18 PM (OUiUM)
This is a major plot point in American Gods.
Great series...well except the Gay Genie Sex subplot
Posted by: 18-1 at November 22, 2023 03:18 PM (XqcwY)
suppose.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Nope. They'll find completely unsinged MAGA hats and Bibles.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 22, 2023 03:18 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 22, 2023 03:18 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: jwest at November 22, 2023 03:18 PM (VP9ao)
Posted by: Sheriff Buford T Justice at November 22, 2023 03:18 PM (R4t5M)
Why?
Posted by: N at November 22, 2023 03:18 PM (uYcok)
mostly by one of the Dems beloved victim groups.
Posted by: Ripley at November 22, 2023 03:18 PM (JojsZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 22, 2023 02:55 PM (6ATGO)
You never hear about Amish Buggy Bombs.
...
clip clop clip clop clip clop-BANG-BANG clip clop clip clop clip clop
Amish drive-by shooting.
Posted by: Ciampino - The blonde tried to blow up a car but she burnt her lips on the tailpipe at November 22, 2023 03:18 PM (qfLjt)
Top. Scum.
Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 22, 2023 03:18 PM (bcHTR)
Posted by: Tomorrow's Morning Joe story today at November 22, 2023 03:18 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 22, 2023 03:19 PM (bNcG+)
98 is sufficient
Posted by: Red Sovine at November 22, 2023 03:19 PM (og5mY)
It is clear that that despicable fringe minority is once again disturbing the peace of our beloved Canuckistan. I hereby declare the freezing of all bank accounts belonging to Canadians other than Buffy St. Marie
Posted by: kallisto wondering if he was wearing blackface at the time at November 22, 2023 03:16 PM (dCxaZ)
If she gets special treatment, someone's going to Sault Ste. Marie.
Posted by: mrp at November 22, 2023 03:19 PM (rj6Yv)
Disclose.tv @disclosetv 19h
NOW - Intel bulletin: "Increasing terrorist threat to New York State." [CBS Evening Spews clip]
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 22, 2023 03:19 PM (krqg6)
I wonder what percentage of MAGA gear is actually purchased by the feds?
I see no reason to let the blue state idiots I live with know I am not one of them
Posted by: 18-1 at November 22, 2023 03:19 PM (XqcwY)
I haven't been through that border crossing on US Thanksgiving weekend but I have been through another one and the lines would already be backed up hours. I can't imagine what an utter nightmare that traffic is right now.
Why would Trump and/or DeSantis do this!
(this is obviously sarcasm, people)
Posted by: alexthechick at November 22, 2023 03:19 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 22, 2023 03:19 PM (JrojV)
Posted by: Montec at November 22, 2023 03:19 PM (uy8Sl)
Posted by: Puddleglum,
Norm MacDonald.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 22, 2023 03:19 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: The Real Nikki Haley at November 22, 2023 03:20 PM (enJYY)
_MSN
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There will be hit pieces on Musk until his lawsuit against MM is resolved.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 22, 2023 03:20 PM (XQET7)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 22, 2023 03:20 PM (59rKw)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 22, 2023 03:20 PM (bNcG+)
Posted by: JM in /Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at November 22, 2023 03:20 PM (EgaZ+)
Posted by: WKRP at November 22, 2023 03:21 PM (kX8mD)
The communists might have reached their high water mark. Now if we can keep the whack jobs from Canada out of the country we might just have a shot at turning this thing around.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2023 03:21 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 22, 2023 03:21 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Ciampino - The blonde tried to blow up a car but she burnt her lips on the tailpipe. at November 22, 2023 03:21 PM (qfLjt)
George Dubya Arbusto
Posted by: Montec at November 22, 2023 03:21 PM (uy8Sl)
Posted by: Taggart at November 22, 2023 03:15 PM (og5mY)
So we crashed the gate doing ninety-eight
Let them truckers roll, 10 - 4!
Posted by: Convoy at November 22, 2023 03:17 PM (4I/2K)
I was going for a Blazing Saddles reference. But that works too
Posted by: Taggart at November 22, 2023 03:21 PM (og5mY)
Where is the debris?
Posted by: Braenyard at November 22, 2023 03:22 PM (XQET7)
Pronounced Niagra.
Posted by: Montec at November 22, 2023 03:22 PM (uy8Sl)
HA! so say you, paleface!
Buffy's special armored vest of turquoise jewelry will protect her from negative spirits and all wipipo which of course she is not, being a boner fried Cree indian maiden which tribe never wore turquoise at all ever because its origin is the American Southwest!
Posted by: kallisto knows your pale magic cannot hurt Buffy Fraud Marie at November 22, 2023 03:22 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: jwest at November 22, 2023 03:22 PM (VP9ao)
Road Head. The Silent Killer.
Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2023 03:16 PM
LOL.
Posted by: The Real Nikki Haley
But were they playing American Pie?
Posted by: The reel Nikky Hailey at November 22, 2023 03:22 PM (RgNUc)
Mostly peaceful urban yutes and refugees...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 22, 2023 03:17 PM (XqcwY)
.......
The future of rap music hardest hit.
Posted by: wth at November 22, 2023 03:22 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Ciampino - The blonde tried to blow up a car but she burnt her lips on the tailpipe. at November 22, 2023 03:21 PM (qfLjt)
Yes
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 22, 2023 03:22 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Ciampino - The blonde tried to blow up a car but she burnt her lips on the tailpipe. at November 22, 2023 03:21 PM (qfLjt)
Say it with me...
N-I-A-G-A-R-A
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 22, 2023 03:23 PM (TTAGa)
_MSN
--
I saw this. The EV nutjobs are blaming the high costs of EVs on insurance because it's so dangerous to repair stuff like batteries and instead insurance companies will just total a car rather than risk the family dying in a terrible fire while locked inside.
Selfish insurance companies.
Posted by: Nikki Haley's verified online personality at November 22, 2023 03:23 PM (NdB+W)
Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2023 03:16 PM
The Psychopaths had a case involving a single vehicle accident where the driver swerved off the road and hit a tree. He said that a deer jumped in front of him and that was completely believable since those assholes did that all the time. We represented the passenger.
I took one look at the list of injuries, particularly all of her seemingly odd facial bruising and cracked up. Because it was not the deer that distracted him.
Posted by: alexthechick at November 22, 2023 03:23 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 22, 2023 03:23 PM (nnp+f)
Peace be upon their pieces.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at November 22, 2023 03:23 PM (ZtgZZ)
When they woke me up I thought they said I was crossing the rainbow bridge.
Whew! Close one.
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 22, 2023 03:23 PM (HQ9Sl)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 22, 2023 03:23 PM (bNcG+)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 22, 2023 03:23 PM (CwhoI)
🚨#UPDATE: According to MSNBC no explosive have been found in vehicle that crashed at US-Canada border
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MSNBC quoting the Gaza Health Authority!
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 22, 2023 03:24 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 22, 2023 03:24 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 22, 2023 03:24 PM (BR6Sc)
EVs are 1-2% of vehicles on the road but make up 10% of all insurance claim costs.
Posted by: Nikki Haley's verified online personality at November 22, 2023 03:24 PM (NdB+W)
Those damned J6'ers strike again.
Posted by: Frank Barone at November 22, 2023 03:24 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: Live Free of Die Hard at November 22, 2023 03:24 PM (4I/2K)
N-I-A-G-A-R-A
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 22, 2023 03:23 PM (TTAGa)
Slowly I turned. Step. By. Step. Inch by Inch.
Posted by: Why has no one done this yet? at November 22, 2023 03:24 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Jonah at November 22, 2023 03:24 PM (33nmr)
Not good if you're sitting on a pile of C-4.
Posted by: Orson at November 22, 2023 03:05 PM (dIske)
Homemade bombs are like pizzas. Made for speedy delivery.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 22, 2023 03:24 PM (n+4am)
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The mid-lefties are conspiracy theorists. They already behave like conspiracy theorists on the right: they're looking for proof-texts that confirm their suspicions on conservatives all being either Nazis or at least Mediaeval floggers and things like that.
So when they hear Mike Johnson say that man has to be "restrained", they reflect on the times they have been to the loony bin and put in restraints, and somebody who wants to put almost everybody into loony-bin restraints--has GOT to be EVIL, right?
You think the "right" is the worst kind of evil, so you "believe" the most evil interpretation of their words. Thus when Trump talks about "suspending the Constitution" (which they do with every draft, they are preparing for by taking names), he means HE'S JUST GOING TO SUSPEND THE CONSTITUTION--AND HE WANTS TO--SO IT'S JUST 'CAUSE HE WANTS TO!!
That's it. They don't need anything more: confirmation.
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2023 03:24 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 22, 2023 03:24 PM (R4t5M)
N-I-A-G-A-R-A
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 22, 2023 03:23 PM (TTAGa)
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Racist!
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2023 03:25 PM (krQz2)
Not so much from the threat,but the huge nutroll customs and security will become.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 22, 2023 03:25 PM (uSHSS)
N-I-A-G-A-R-A
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 22, 2023 03:23 PM (TTAGa)
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I say it every morning after coffee.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 22, 2023 03:25 PM (XQET7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2023 03:25 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: DB - at November 22, 2023 03:25 PM (geLO8)
All the hair in the back of her head burned from the Airbag Deployment?
Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2023 03:25 PM (oaDrA)
Posted by: m at November 22, 2023 03:26 PM (x5hic)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 22, 2023 03:26 PM (O8bOp)
Posted by: Jonah at November 22, 2023 03:26 PM (33nmr)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 22, 2023 03:26 PM (XQET7)
@GovKathyHochul
At my direction,
@nyspolice
is actively working with the
@FBI
Joint Terrorism Task Force to monitor all points of entry to New York.
I am traveling to Buffalo to meet with law enforcement & emergency responders & will update New Yorkers when more information becomes available.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 22, 2023 03:26 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 22, 2023 03:24 PM (R4t5M)
And, backwards, it's
A R G A I N
Posted by: m at November 22, 2023 03:27 PM (x5hic)
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2023 03:27 PM (krQz2)
Luke LeBrun @_llebrun 1h
Witness tells Buffalo's @WGRZ he saw someone barrel down Main St. in a Bentley at 100+ miles/hr swerve to avoid a car, hit a fence, go airborne 30 ft, then burst into flames. According to the witness, the Bentley originated on the US-side, not Canada.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 22, 2023 03:27 PM (CwhoI)
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WTF??
🦝
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 22, 2023 03:27 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: N at November 22, 2023 03:27 PM (fgYNG)
Posted by: Nikki Haley's verified online personality at November 22, 2023 03:27 PM (NdB+W)
See? This kind of attacks happen because Trump is ahead in the polls. He'll destroy our democracy.
Posted by: Joe Scarborough at November 22, 2023 03:27 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: John Valby at November 22, 2023 03:28 PM (Ly4GW)
Posted by: Jonah at November 22, 2023 03:26 PM (33nmr)
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And it's wayyyy before Matlock!!
(For Chris Plante fans)
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2023 03:28 PM (krQz2)
One of the really stupid parts of leftist conspiracy theories is that they basically just claim that everyone on the right does things to randomly hurt people...including themselves.
So why do righties oppose global warming restrictions? Not because they don't believe in global warming, or that the cost/benefit is wrong, or that the government just doesn't have the power. Its because they want the earth to burn or some shit.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 22, 2023 03:28 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 22, 2023 03:17 PM (O8bOp)
Sabbath, Garbage or, uh, Jonas Brothers?
Posted by: spindrift at November 22, 2023 03:28 PM (Zdu9h)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
I loved that book as a kid …
Posted by: Adriane the Once Book Reading Critic but Sadly 2 Busy These Days . . . at November 22, 2023 03:28 PM (4Winp)
Posted by: Citizen Cake
More road head.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 22, 2023 03:28 PM (R4t5M)
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The police officer that was killed a little over a week ago in South Austin in a SWAT situation. I just found out today the perp was on the FIB terrorist watch list. Not a single mention of it in the local news. Part of the perps name was
moo-ham-it...
Posted by: lin-duh at November 22, 2023 03:28 PM (1yY5C)
@nyspolice
is actively working with the
@FBI
Joint Terrorism Task Force to monitor all points of entry to New York.
There are approximately 1 million ways to get into NY. We're gonna need a lot more FBI guys.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2023 03:28 PM (ZLI7S)
Slowly I turned. Step. By. Step. Inch by Inch.
Posted by: Why has no one done this yet? at November 22, 2023 03:24 PM (PiwSw)
because it's too dusty for even *this* fossilized crowd?
Posted by: kallisto at November 22, 2023 03:28 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Nikki Haley's verified online personality at November 22, 2023 03:29 PM (NdB+W)
Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2023 03:29 PM (oaDrA)
R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts
🚨#BREAKING: Police are responding to a report of Numerous angry raccoons surrounding a vehicle trapping a person inside in Seattle Washington. 🦝 🦝 🦝 🦝
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 22, 2023 03:29 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 22, 2023 03:29 PM (l10hq)
Just make sure to get everyone's consent, and first name, before you start.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 22, 2023 03:29 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 22, 2023 03:29 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life
No one will ever know their motive.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
.......
Ah. One of the classics.
Posted by: wth at November 22, 2023 03:30 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Erik L at November 22, 2023 03:30 PM (x/8tY)
Thereby, stalling Joe's economic rebound so critical to his re-election
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 22, 2023 03:30 PM (JkCto)
"The system worked" ... says some border security ass that is leaving Mexico wide open.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 22, 2023 03:30 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: John Valby at November 22, 2023 03:28 PM (Ly4GW)
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Or was it me
Or was it 'e or she?
Was it A or was it B?
Or was it ecstasy?
Posted by: Udunnit? at November 22, 2023 03:30 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Citizen Cake
More road head.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 22, 2023 03:28 PM (R4t5M)
Was it a rental?
Posted by: mrp at November 22, 2023 03:30 PM (rj6Yv)
I would term it a 'completed' terror attack.
But what do I know.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 22, 2023 03:30 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2023 03:31 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: JT at November 22, 2023 03:31 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: m at November 22, 2023 03:31 PM (x5hic)
Posted by: Montec at November 22, 2023 03:31 PM (uy8Sl)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 22, 2023 03:31 PM (z+89e)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 22, 2023 03:31 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 22, 2023 03:31 PM (0MLPk)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 22, 2023 03:31 PM (JrojV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
I loved that book as a kid …"
My son watched that over and over and over and over again when he was a kid.
Posted by: Tuna at November 22, 2023 03:32 PM (oaGWv)
Posted by: garrett
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Almost drove off a bridge.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 22, 2023 03:26 PM (XQET7)
Clark, what are you doing?
Posted by: Ellen Griswold at November 22, 2023 03:32 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Why has no one done this yet?
because it's too dusty for even *this* fossilized crowd?
Posted by: kallisto
Hey!! I'm right here you know!!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 22, 2023 03:32 PM (qoGsy)
I would term it a 'completed' terror attack.
But what do I know.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 22, 2023 03:30 PM (qoGsy)
Coulda been somebody just parking poorly.
Posted by: m at November 22, 2023 03:32 PM (x5hic)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 22, 2023 03:32 PM (aD39U)
moo-ham-it...
Posted by: lin-duh at November 22, 2023 03:28 PM (1yY5C)
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Beating up cops is SOOO TERRIBLE...when somebody not politically aligned with the media does it...
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2023 03:32 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: spindrift at November 22, 2023 03:32 PM (Zdu9h)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 22, 2023 03:32 PM (aD39U)
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Bless your heart.
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2023 03:32 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Citizen Cake
More road head.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
Braces are a bitch.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2023 03:33 PM (uiWTm)
- TikTok (probably)
Posted by: Montec at November 22, 2023 03:33 PM (uy8Sl)
(can one really get to 100mph over that bridge span?)
Posted by: Ciampino - 007:30 -- James Bond in Newfoundland at November 22, 2023 03:33 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 22, 2023 03:31 PM (xcxpd)
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That's one lucky Fuqua!
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2023 03:33 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Rex B at November 22, 2023 03:33 PM (kX8mD)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2023 03:28 PM (ZLI7S)
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Well TBF, most of the current agents are working undercover preparing pantyfa for next autumn's riots.
And like pallets of cash for terrorist regimes, FBI Agents are fungible. To quote somebody up-thread: Top. Scum.
Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 22, 2023 03:33 PM (y+D+j)
It'll buff out.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 22, 2023 03:33 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Joe loves him some Shirley Booth! at November 22, 2023 03:33 PM (3YJ3h)
Posted by: norrin radd at November 22, 2023 03:34 PM (A7GQ0)
Luai Ahmed
@JustLuai
5h
October 7 survivor just told me: “I used to believe in peace, but I don’t anymore. I used to trust Arabs, but I don’t anymore. A guy named Khaleel lived in our village for 30 years. We called him our brother. He slept in our homes. He ended up drawing a map of our homes in the village and gave it to Hamas to slaughter us. How can I trust after this?”
Posted by: m at November 22, 2023 03:34 PM (x5hic)
🚨#BREAKING: Police are responding to a report of Numerous angry raccoons surrounding a vehicle trapping a person inside in Seattle Washington. 🦝 🦝 🦝 🦝
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 22, 2023 03:29 PM (krqg6)
There is no proof I was in Seattle.
Posted by: alexthechick at November 22, 2023 03:34 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2023 03:33 PM (uiWTm)
I just spit my Fresca all over the screen.
Bastard.
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 22, 2023 03:34 PM (sjdRT)
I'm off the see what new and explosive shit is happening down at the NIAGARA RIVER...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 22, 2023 03:34 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: kallisto
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I think it's time for somebody to get off my lawn.
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2023 03:35 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Citizen Cake
Rusty Griswold: Wow dad, we must have jumped that fence by like 50 yards.
Clark Griswald: Nothing to be proud of Russ...
[pauses as Rusty walks away]
Clark Griswald: [proudly] ... 50 yards...
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 22, 2023 03:35 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 22, 2023 03:31 PM (xcxpd)
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"Rainbow Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down ..."
Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 22, 2023 03:35 PM (y+D+j)
But if its an actual Bentley that went 30 foot airborne that is definitely truth is stranger than fiction.
Posted by: PaleRider at November 22, 2023 03:35 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: Terrorist in a rented Bentley at November 22, 2023 03:35 PM (v0R5T)
Luai Ahmed
@JustLuai
5h
October 7 survivor just told me: “I used to believe in peace, but I don’t anymore. I used to trust Arabs, but I don’t anymore. A guy named Khaleel lived in our village for 30 years. We called him our brother. He slept in our homes. He ended up drawing a map of our homes in the village and gave it to Hamas to slaughter us. How can I trust after this?”
Posted by: m at November 22, 2023 03:34 PM (x5hic)
Worst places in hell are reserved for those who betray.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 22, 2023 03:35 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 22, 2023 03:36 PM (sjdRT)
(For Chris Plante fans)*
Or Hazel!
Posted by: Joe loves him some Shirley Booth! at November 22, 2023 03:33 PM (3YJ3h)
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Oh, yeah. I forgot he's been changing it to Hazel...
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2023 03:36 PM (krQz2)
How To Talk To Your Uncle At Thanksgiving About Why The Fellowship Couldn't Have Just Flown The Eagles Into Mordor
https://t.co/SFe1vv5c8l
Posted by: alexthechick at November 22, 2023 03:36 PM (GbPPJ)
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Sad that people are so fucking gullible and fail to see the reality around them.
Posted by: Montec at November 22, 2023 03:36 PM (uy8Sl)
May you live in interesting times.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 22, 2023 03:32 PM
May you come to the attention of authorities.
/ If you haven't already.
Posted by: The Real Nikki Haley at November 22, 2023 03:36 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 22, 2023 03:36 PM (fsC3z)
Posted by: Charles H Swartz at November 22, 2023 03:37 PM (YiL40)
Posted by: jb at November 22, 2023 03:37 PM (yk5Ug)
R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts
🚨#BREAKING: Police are responding to a report of Numerous angry raccoons surrounding a vehicle trapping a person inside in Seattle Washington. 🦝 🦝 🦝 🦝
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 22, 2023 03:29 PM (krqg6)
There is no proof I was in Seattle.
Posted by: alexthechick at November 22, 2023 03:34 PM (GbPPJ)
Bait! It was bait!
Posted by: m at November 22, 2023 03:37 PM (x5hic)
Posted by: m
Fwiw, they were stupid then but smart now?
Posted by: N at November 22, 2023 03:37 PM (fgYNG)
Posted by: Ex GOP at November 22, 2023 03:37 PM (qS8WV)
Posted by: m at November 22, 2023 03:34 PM (x5hic)
Khaleel is Amish?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 22, 2023 03:37 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Montec at November 22, 2023 03:38 PM (uy8Sl)
Head on a swivel, carry morons.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at November 22, 2023 03:17 PM (xcxpd)
Much easier to carry a gun.
Posted by: The weight and unwieldiness are a nonstarter at November 22, 2023 03:38 PM (8vw5b)
Joe needs to go.
We need serious people in charge of our security, not incompetent boobs who only care about proper pronoun usage .
Posted by: Czech Chick at November 22, 2023 03:38 PM (0rsFX)
moo-ham-it...
Posted by: lin-duh at November 22, 2023 03:28 PM
I also read that the DA was pretty much given the cold shoulder by all the cops when he went to the funeral home. He did not stay to long as he was not welcome.
Soros backed, hope karma hits him hard.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at November 22, 2023 03:38 PM (Oq/TM)
Posted by: Jihadi Body Shop at November 22, 2023 03:38 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2023 03:38 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 22, 2023 03:38 PM (krqg6)
"Accomplished."
Unbelievable?
No.
How many pesos that the two dead terrorists got through the southern border?
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 22, 2023 03:38 PM (Rbu5d)
NIAGARA FALLS, N.Y. (AP) — AP source: 2 people in vehicle that exploded at New York/Canada border crossing declared dead at scene.
I thought they had nothing to declare?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2023 03:05 PM (63Dwl)
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Well they declared their fishing tackle but didn't specify that it consisted of a net on a pole and 10 sticks of dynamite.
Newfies never learn.
Posted by: Ciampino - 007:30 - James Bond in Newfoundland at November 22, 2023 03:38 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Dr_No at November 22, 2023 03:38 PM (ayRl+)
Posted by: Karen down the street at November 22, 2023 03:38 PM (3YJ3h)
Posted by: The houris at November 22, 2023 03:39 PM (aMf7E)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 22, 2023 02:55 PM (p+1gI)
That's every day.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 22, 2023 03:39 PM (Rbu5d)
Head on a swivel, carry morons.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at November 22, 2023 03:17 PM (xcxpd)
Much easier to carry a gun.
Posted by: The weight and unwieldiness are a nonstarter at November 22, 2023 03:38 PM (8vw5b)
ISWYDT
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 22, 2023 03:39 PM (xcxpd)
Braces are a bitch.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2023 03:33 PM
Yeah, that's one piece of the male apparatus which 'racing stripes' does nothing for.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 22, 2023 03:39 PM (enJYY)
******
Attempted? It seems to be more than attempted.
"Completed" and "successful" seems a more accurate description.
Posted by: EFG at November 22, 2023 03:39 PM (SalFS)
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2023 03:39 PM (krQz2)
They demanded research into creating IRL catgirls.
I don't know what to make of this.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 22, 2023 03:39 PM (l10hq)
Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2023 03:38 PM (fwDg9)
Not since they discontinued the Pinto anyway
Posted by: The Kaboom! of automobiles at November 22, 2023 03:40 PM (8vw5b)
Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2023 03:38 PM (fwDg9)
You do have to tweak them a bit for that to happen...
Posted by: NBC Dateline at November 22, 2023 03:40 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Old Dennis Miller line at November 22, 2023 03:40 PM (3YJ3h)
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 22, 2023 03:36 PM (sjdRT)
And to you and yours!
Posted by: alexthechick at November 22, 2023 03:40 PM (GbPPJ)
Luai Ahmed
@JustLuai
5h
October 7 survivor just told me: “I used to believe in peace, but I don’t anymore. I used to trust Arabs, but I don’t anymore. A guy named Khaleel lived in our village for 30 years. We called him our brother. He slept in our homes. He ended up drawing a map of our homes in the village and gave it to Hamas to slaughter us. How can I trust after this?”
Posted by: m at November 22, 2023 03:34 PM (x5hic)
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Taqqiya is a bitch.
The truth will make you free, but first it will make you miserable ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 22, 2023 03:40 PM (XTw2E)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2023 03:33 PM (uiWTm)
Why is there so much spam in her braces ?
Posted by: N at November 22, 2023 03:40 PM (fgYNG)
We need serious people in charge of our security, not incompetent boobs who only care about proper pronoun usage .
Posted by: Czech Chick
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Trump goes up another 10 pts in polls, speculating.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 22, 2023 03:40 PM (XQET7)
Posted by: Montec at November 22, 2023 03:40 PM (uy8Sl)
Police suspect fair play.
Posted by: Old Dennis Miller line at November 22, 2023 03:40 PM (3YJ3h)
Covid.
Posted by: m at November 22, 2023 03:40 PM (x5hic)
Enjoy Goat's Revenge: Failed Jihadis Eternally F*cked by Goats
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 22, 2023 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)
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Goat Island with a front row seat
Posted by: scampydog at November 22, 2023 03:41 PM (2bFN5)
Posted by: Jamaica at November 22, 2023 03:41 PM (Eeb9P)
Posted by: mrp at November 22, 2023 03:41 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Dr_No at November 22, 2023 03:41 PM (ayRl+)
Posted by: wth at November 22, 2023 03:41 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: George W Bush at November 22, 2023 03:41 PM (Vu7A1)
Less gay.
Posted by: 9mm Makarov at November 22, 2023 02:55 PM (di6C2)
But only if the masculine (not the woke, soiboi Thorino written by Tiki Waititaki or whateverhisnameis) Thor jumps in to the tune of "Immigrant Song."
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 22, 2023 03:41 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 22, 2023 03:41 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: alexthechick at November 22, 2023 03:40 PM (GbPPJ)
Dittos on the welcome back. You've been missed.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 22, 2023 03:41 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Knights Who Say Nic at November 22, 2023 03:41 PM (qUkBO)
—
Yeah they do.
- Every movie and TV show
Posted by: Montec at November 22, 2023 03:40 PM (uy8Sl)
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... where people get "knocked out" without brain damage and have air ducts big enough to crawl through regularly.
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2023 03:42 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 22, 2023 03:42 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: wth
The Paolo is, how you say, fully prepared.
Posted by: The Paolo at November 22, 2023 03:42 PM (qoGsy)
https://tinyurl.com/2vjmzdt2
NOT a spider fake out; I swear to G-d.
I'm not on Xtwitter to have sent it to you before.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 22, 2023 03:42 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2023 03:42 PM (ZLI7S)
They hate us for our freedoms.
Posted by: George W Bush at November 22, 2023 03:41 PM (Vu7A1)
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Justin Trudeau?
Yeah, he does.
The judge that told Mark Steyn that freedom of speech was a "Yank idea"?
Yeah, he does too.
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2023 03:43 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Ciampino - The blonde tried to blow up a car but she burnt her lips on the tailpipe. at November 22, 2023 03:21 PM (qfLjt)
Say it with me...
N-I-A-G-A-R-A
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 22, 2023 03:23 PM (TTAGa)
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So they are being niggardly with their A's
(crossed that bridge in '74 and '75)
Posted by: Ciampino - 007:30 - James Bond in Newfoundland. at November 22, 2023 03:43 PM (qfLjt)
https://tinyurl.com/2vjmzdt2
NOT a spider fake out; I swear to G-d.
I'm not on Xtwitter to have sent it to you before.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 22, 2023 03:42 PM (krqg6)
awwwwwww
Posted by: m at November 22, 2023 03:43 PM (x5hic)
Posted by: Vrag Naroda at November 22, 2023 03:44 PM (JuMV1)
Soros backed, hope karma hits him hard.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude
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The police felt it was an insult that he went to the funeral. There was a procession that pretty much circled Austin. It was a huge deal.
Posted by: lin-duh at November 22, 2023 03:44 PM (1yY5C)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 22, 2023 03:44 PM (uSHSS)
Posted by: wth at November 22, 2023 03:41 PM (v0R5T)
Me. too. Chasten is looking so fine.
Posted by: Mayor Pete at November 22, 2023 03:44 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 22, 2023 03:44 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 22, 2023 03:44 PM (uSHSS)
hmm
Posted by: m at November 22, 2023 03:45 PM (x5hic)
Posted by: Ciampino - 007:30 - James Bond in Newfoundland
Did you cross as a poodle or a dachsund? :-p
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at November 22, 2023 03:45 PM (Oq/TM)
Posted by: Vrag Naroda
fify
Posted by: The Paolo at November 22, 2023 03:45 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Vrag Naroda
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Don't you mean tp cover it up or spin the narrative???
Posted by: lin-duh at November 22, 2023 03:45 PM (1yY5C)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 22, 2023 03:46 PM (d2bW3)
Posted by: Vrag Naroda at November 22
Yes. We need at least a day to frame MAGA for this.
- FBI
Posted by: Montec at November 22, 2023 03:46 PM (uy8Sl)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 22, 2023 03:44 PM (uSHSS)
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Answer: Not nearly enough...
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 22, 2023 03:46 PM (z5vMw)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 22, 2023 03:46 PM (R/m4+)
Two. Both dead.
Posted by: Knights Who Say Nic at November 22, 2023 03:46 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 22, 2023 03:46 PM (i9ffA)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 22, 2023 03:46 PM (wWIcc)
Just think. Exactly a year from now, the election vote totals will still not be known for numerous key states.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 22, 2023 03:44 PM
Nah, we're gonna call Arizona for Biden right now.
Fox News
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 22, 2023 03:47 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: Cheri at November 22, 2023 03:47 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 22, 2023 03:44 PM (BdMk6)
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And it would have been illegal to count them in Arizona.
Hey, ho, way to go 'Zona!
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2023 03:47 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 22, 2023 03:47 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: DaveA at November 22, 2023 03:47 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Jamaica at November 22, 2023 03:47 PM (Eeb9P)
Posted by: Dan Rather at November 22, 2023 03:47 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 22, 2023 03:44 PM (BdMk6)
I was thinking about that this morning.
Posted by: mrp at November 22, 2023 03:47 PM (rj6Yv)
We need to suspend in school learning just to be safe.
Posted by: Fat, lazy, box wine swilling, Teachers Union Cunts at November 22, 2023 03:47 PM (cCxiu)
Police suspect fair play.
Posted by: Old Dennis Miller line at November 22, 2023 03:40 PM (3YJ3h)
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"We may never know their motive ..."
Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 22, 2023 03:47 PM (XTw2E)
Posted by: TaliBob at November 22, 2023 03:47 PM (uN6X9)
Posted by: Montec at November 22, 2023 03:47 PM (uy8Sl)
Posted by: John Edwards AKA Silky Pony at November 22, 2023 03:47 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2023 03:48 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: desertgardens at November 22, 2023 03:48 PM (PeNLN)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 22, 2023 03:46 PM (R/m4+)
.......
Get in the barrel, honey. It'll be fun.
Posted by: already sick of her shit at November 22, 2023 03:48 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Vrag Naroda at November 22, 2023 03:44 PM (JuMV1)
So you're saying we should wait for the conclusions of this country's "top men".
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 22, 2023 03:48 PM (BdMk6)
Vivek Ramaswamy @VivekGRamaswamy 1h
One month ago, @GovChristie ridiculed me for demanding more security on the Northern Border:
“I don’t think you’ve heard anyone who knows anything ask for that.”
Well, it’s radio silence from him today. The bipartisan establishment is filled with these clowns & it’s pathetic.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 22, 2023 03:48 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: desertgardens
Piecing together the evidence may be difficult.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 22, 2023 03:49 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: mrp at November 22, 2023 03:49 PM (rj6Yv)
I can't imagine how massively fucked traffic is there now. It's usually incredibly bad, three hour waits sometimes.
Thanks Allah!
Hey, wonder if Rasheeda Labeeda, Reputa LaBueata, knew the dude who did it.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at November 22, 2023 03:49 PM (UCNv1)
They were Canadian Jihadis. They were screaming "Allahu Akbar, 'eh!"
Posted by: Joe Scarborough at November 22, 2023 03:49 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 22, 2023 03:49 PM (XQET7)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 22, 2023 03:35 PM (N39Ws)
Lowest circle, baby!
Posted by: D. Alegheri at November 22, 2023 03:50 PM (ufFY8)
That's any day that ends in "Y."
Posted by: Scott at November 22, 2023 03:50 PM (kmvkg)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 22, 2023 03:50 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 22, 2023 03:50 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 22, 2023 03:50 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: desertgardens at November 22, 2023 03:48 PM (PeNLN)
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Hold on there, sonny. We've already concluded this was an attack by MAGA. No reason to confuse things with an actual investigation.
Posted by: The FBI at November 22, 2023 03:50 PM (z5vMw)
Coincidence? I think not...
Posted by: Alex Jones at November 22, 2023 03:50 PM (3YJ3h)
One month ago, @GovChristie ridiculed me for demanding more security on the Northern Border:
“I don’t think you’ve heard anyone who knows anything ask for that.”
Well, it’s radio silence from him today. The bipartisan establishment is filled with these clowns & it’s pathetic.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 22, 2023 03:48 PM (krqg6)
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Score 1 for Vivake.
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2023 03:50 PM (krQz2)
- GWB
Posted by: Montec at November 22, 2023 03:50 PM (uy8Sl)
Posted by: desertgardens at November 22, 2023 03:48 PM (PeNLN)
They're huwhite supremascists from the Middle East, obviously. Look for the F.B.I to find MAGA hats in the debris...*sarc*.
Seriously though, wonder if Hezbollah or some other related group is going to get sporty with US operations in the next few weeks/months?
Posted by: Thrawn at November 22, 2023 03:50 PM (uGhsv)
Posted by: Kamala Harris at November 22, 2023 03:51 PM (oaDrA)
Posted by: Jamaica at November 22, 2023 03:51 PM (Eeb9P)
Coincidence? I think not...
Posted by: Alex Jones at November 22, 2023 03:50 PM (3YJ3h)
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You know who else rode in a car?
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2023 03:51 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 22, 2023 03:51 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: Montec at November 22, 2023 03:51 PM (uy8Sl)
Posted by: John Edwards AKA Silky Pony
Someone isn't getting their virgins.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 22, 2023 03:52 PM (d2bW3)
Posted by: Willie Brown at November 22, 2023 03:52 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Kamala Harris
This may in fact be the funniest thing I have ever read here.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 22, 2023 03:52 PM (qoGsy)
Now word on if flying Bentleys are on Hoser terror watch list.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 22, 2023 03:52 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 22, 2023 03:50 PM (bs+z0)
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Sort of a moot point, now, as they're both scattered across both sides of the border...
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 22, 2023 03:52 PM (z5vMw)
Posted by: torabora at November 22, 2023 03:52 PM (rPc+E)
Posted by: Archer at November 22, 2023 03:52 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Boone at November 22, 2023 03:52 PM (y/6JV)
They targeted a border crossing, which is weird. I thought the whole point was racking up a big body count. yet only managed to kill themselves. Even terrorists have a logic but I can't find any here.
Posted by: troyriser at November 22, 2023 03:53 PM (7Cx1V)
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at November 22, 2023 03:54 PM (Oq/TM)
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No doubt two fine young men with a troubled past who were just turning their lives around. And on their way to bible study.
Posted by: The "media" at November 22, 2023 03:54 PM (3YJ3h)
I can't tell you how much better that makes me feel.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at November 22, 2023 03:54 PM (VdGjU)
Posted by: The Cackle from Chappaqua at November 22, 2023 03:54 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: mrp at November 22, 2023 03:54 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Montec at November 22, 2023 03:54 PM (uy8Sl)
Posted by: torabora at November 22, 2023 03:55 PM (rPc+E)
_____________
Damned good thing it wasn't a REAL terror attack, eh?
Posted by: Dr_No at November 22, 2023 03:55 PM (ayRl+)
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at November 22, 2023 03:54 PM (Oq/TM)
someone wrote a short book about a conversation between the three of them, in the anteroom of eternity.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 22, 2023 03:55 PM (i9ffA)
Posted by: Cheri at November 22, 2023 03:47 PM (oiNtH)
Good point. Well put.
Posted by: m at November 22, 2023 03:55 PM (x5hic)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 22, 2023 03:55 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2023 03:55 PM (ZLI7S)
h/t to the "known to law enforcement" guy who pulled this off.
Posted by: Officious Officials at November 22, 2023 03:55 PM (HjfVN)
Because "Joe Biden has kept us safe!"
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2023 03:56 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: norrin radd at November 22, 2023 03:56 PM (A7GQ0)
Hector and Manuel in head scarves. The Koran and some explosives. Just spit-ballin' here.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 22, 2023 03:56 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at November 22, 2023 03:56 PM (Oq/TM)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2023 03:56 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Montec at November 22, 2023 03:47 PM (uy8Sl)
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With "Climate Catastrophy" a close #2.
Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 22, 2023 03:56 PM (G92vY)
LOL
That last word was unexpected!
Posted by: m at November 22, 2023 03:56 PM (x5hic)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2023 03:56 PM (63Dwl)
So... Suicide
Posted by: It's me donna at November 22, 2023 03:57 PM (bs+z0)
- George Bush
Posted by: Montec at November 22, 2023 03:57 PM (uy8Sl)
Posted by: redridinghood
Worked on by the mechanic of the Robert E. Lee?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 22, 2023 03:57 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: torabora at November 22, 2023 03:52 PM (rPc+E)
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I wonder if we have enough terrorists to release or the right loser to trade for them.
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2023 03:57 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2023 03:56 PM (63Dwl)
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"It may have been a Tesla spontaneously combusting ..."
Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 22, 2023 03:57 PM (G92vY)
"explosives were uncovered in the vehicle."
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Odd phrasing Anyway, this appears to mean that intact explosives were found. So maybe the damage is due solely to kinetic energy and gasoline. Incompetence?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 22, 2023 03:58 PM (dtlw7)
Posted by: mrp at November 22, 2023 03:54 PM (rj6Yv)
The logo is a winged "B".
Posted by: spindrift at November 22, 2023 03:58 PM (Zdu9h)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 22, 2023 03:57 PM
Anyone know the whereabouts of Hillary Clinton?
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at November 22, 2023 03:59 PM (Oq/TM)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Lunch at Taco Bell?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 22, 2023 03:59 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 22, 2023 03:59 PM (8R679)
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No doubt two fine young men with a troubled past who were just turning their lives around. And on their way to bible study.
Posted by: The "media"
Just blips on the radar. How were we supposed to know they had malice in their hearts?
Posted by: FBI Radar technicians at November 22, 2023 03:59 PM (8Fae/)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 22, 2023 03:57 PM (qoGsy)
Did it have that "Dixie" horn blaring?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 22, 2023 04:00 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2023 03:57 PM (krQz2)
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How many J6 "terrorists" are rotting away in the Garland Archipelago -- and would they be acceptable as trade?
Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 22, 2023 04:00 PM (G92vY)
Posted by: wth at November 22, 2023 04:00 PM (v0R5T)
In the first 5 minutes of just about every stream, the same viewer posts a 'I'm gonna come!' SuperChat and the Host looks into the camera and says 'Don't Come'.
Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2023 04:00 PM (oaDrA)
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2023 04:00 PM (krQz2)
One month ago, @GovChristie ridiculed me for demanding more security on the Northern Border:
“I don’t think you’ve heard anyone who knows anything ask for that.”
Well, it’s radio silence from him today. The bipartisan establishment is filled with these clowns & it’s pathetic.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 22, 2023 03:48 PM (krqg6)
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Score 1 for Vivake.
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2023 03:50 PM (krQz2)
too soon
Posted by: m at November 22, 2023 04:00 PM (x5hic)
Posted by: John Edwards AKA Silky Pony
It was lupus.
Posted by: Tonypete
It was not lupus.
Posted by: Gregory H. at November 22, 2023 04:00 PM (4Winp)
"explosives were uncovered in the vehicle."
Fox is now saying no explosives found. Might just have been a collision.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2023 04:00 PM (63Dwl)
https://tinyurl.com/2vjmzdt2
NOT a spider fake out; I swear to G-d.
I'm not on Xtwitter to have sent it to you before.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 22, 2023 03:42 PM (krqg6)
I like it.
Posted by: alexthechick at November 22, 2023 04:00 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: redridinghood
Worked on by the mechanic of the Robert E. Lee?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 22, 2023 03:57 PM (qoGsy)
Son! That'd be the General Lee.
Posted by: Cooter's Garage at November 22, 2023 04:01 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 22, 2023 04:01 PM (8R679)
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2023 03:57 PM (krQz2)
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How many J6 "terrorists" are rotting away in the Garland Archipelago -- and would they be acceptable as trade?
Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 22, 2023 04:00 PM (G92vY)
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Only TO the Wahabi terrorists.
Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2023 04:01 PM (krQz2)
Achmed and Abdulla go to pieces traveling over the river to grandmother house.
Posted by: Archer at November 22, 2023 04:01 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at November 22, 2023 04:01 PM (Vu7A1)
The band Live has a song about Huxley's death.
The acoustic version of it is pretty damned good. They were supposed to air their MTV Unplugged set on the night of the OKC Bombing and it got canceled.
Might be the best of all the Unplugged sets, too.
Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2023 04:02 PM (oaDrA)
Posted by: mrp at November 22, 2023 03:54 PM (rj6Yv)
The logo is a winged "B".
Posted by: spindrift at November 22, 2023 03:58 PM (Zdu9h)
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You know who else had a winged logo?
Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 22, 2023 04:03 PM (dgnIS)
Posted by: m at November 22, 2023 04:04 PM (x5hic)
Posted by: m at November 22, 2023 04:04 PM (x5hic)
Posted by: m at November 22, 2023 04:04 PM (x5hic)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2023 04:05 PM (63Dwl)
Live - 'TBD'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AfZfJYWXKI
Like I said, the entire set is fantastic.
Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2023 04:06 PM (oaDrA)
Posted by: Ann at November 22, 2023 04:11 PM (4neFu)
How would all the Good Boys have made it to heaven if it had been?
Too soon?
Posted by: Sharkman at November 22, 2023 04:13 PM (/RHNq)
Posted by: Democrats at November 22, 2023 04:16 PM (cae+0)
Posted by: DOYLE at November 22, 2023 04:21 PM (Z8Yh2)
Posted by: Moe Howard at November 22, 2023 04:26 PM (/HDaX)
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It was a Union hit job.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 22, 2023 02:58 PM (XQET7)
The border has toll booths?
Posted by: The Squirrels at November 22, 2023 05:02 PM (GGWO6)
https://is.gd/Wx8ILE
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 22, 2023 03:01 PM (krqg6)
Why is the Canadian flag at half-mast?
Posted by: The Squirrels at November 22, 2023 05:06 PM (GGWO6)
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"Now we told you earlier that there was an explosion because there were explosives inside the car, and now authorities are apparently walking that back just a little bit saying it's unclear if there were explosives or how many explosives," said host Trace Gallagher.
"And so you can see as, as the fog clears on this air, and they're kind of getting a better idea of what's happening," he said, as the network also backed off the 'terrorism' angle.
"Clearly, this might not be a terror attack at all," Gallagher added (via RawStory)
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Why, what EVAH would have made ANYone think it was a TERRAH! attack? Maybe the big BOOM!? It's a mystery, yes it is ... (isn't it?). Bueller ... Bueller ...
Posted by: Dr_No at November 22, 2023 05:11 PM (ayRl+)
Posted by: Montec at November 22, 2023 03:14 PM (uy8Sl)
The car didn't respond to his verbal commands like his camel used to.
Posted by: The Squirrels at November 22, 2023 05:16 PM (GGWO6)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 22, 2023 03:31 PM (z+89e)
Well, if they all went off, there would be none left to find, right? Maybe some debris, but that would take some pretty exhaustive investigation.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2023 05:27 PM (GGWO6)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at November 22, 2023 06:26 PM (wGqjj)
There was no terrorist attack, no explosion, just a very loud crash followed by a gasoline fire.
Video shows the car hitting a concrete jersey barrier and launching into the air for well over 30 yards. A speed high enough to do that would produce enough noise to be mistaken for an explosion by close witnesses.
We'll find out more about why later, but it certainly was not a terrorist attack. That said, I always try to be in Condition Yellow, as should you.
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