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Well, you're anything you say you are, so I guess Trantifa will just claim they're all "white men" to get those white male crime statistics up from their racistly-low levels.

Antifa-linked far-left militants are fundraising for the release and legal aid of a Florida far-left trans activist accused of murdering a man, setting fire to his home and burglarizing his property.
Matthew Daniel Temael, who uses the alias and trans name "Dandelion," was arrested in September over the March murder of a man in Hawthorne, Putnam County, Fla. The 23-year-old Minnesota native is accused of stabbing Louis Stackhouse to death and then setting his mobile home on fire before going on the run with the victim's vehicle. Temael was found driving the stolen 2008 Saturn Sky in Tampa during a traffic stop. Temael attempted to flee but was caught.
The website of extremist antifa-linked group, Anarchist Federation, put out a fundraising notice on Nov. 19 about Temael, who uses "she/her" pronouns.
"Dandelion is a transfemme Palauan youth anarchist incarcerated in Florida," reads the post. "We aim to free her and help support her needs while she is inside."
Temael was indicted by a Putnam County grand jury on charges of first-degree homicide, first-degree arson, burglary and vehicle theft. Because a judge denied Temael bond, the far-left activists say funds raised for their comrade will go to "maintaining inside contact, software, or other materials," as well as support for other "marginalized relatives in captivity with her." Toward the end of the campaign, it says the money will also go to the unnamed people running the campaign.

...
Temael's LinkedIn says she was a student at Augsburg University in Minneapolis until 2021 studying "Youth Studies."

"Youth studies"?

What the fuck?!

Far-left activists in the U.S. have long supported and advocated for comrades accused of and convicted of serious violent crimes. Adherents of the "prison abolition" ideology believe there should never be prison time for comrades, no matter the nature of the crime. Antifa members and far-left allies in Portland, Ore. fundraised and covered the $2.1 million state bond for Malik Fard Muhammad in 2021, who was later convicted of multiple counts of attempted murder. In February this year, Oakland prison abolitionist Jennifer Angel was dragged to her death during a violent robbery. Her family and friends asked prosecutors not to jail her accused assailant(s), who are black.

Sally Goldenberg
@SallyGold
NEW: After sitting on the sidelines or candidate shopping, a group of GOP donors who oppose Trump are coalescing behind @NikkiHaley-including Greg Wendt, who supported McCain and Kasich and, more recently, Tim Scott. W/ @natalie_allison @meridithmcgraw

Jennifer Sey is angry about the New York Times' claim that evidence has just come to light! that the school closures inflicted learning losses on children never before seen in America, even during world wars.

The evidence was always present, and obvious.

It was all obvious -- the learning loss, the disengagement from education overall, the depression and anxiety and suicidality due to severe isolation (often summarized as "mental health impacts"), the chronic absenteeism, the drop out rates, the graduating without being able to read, the abuse at home, the loss of community and hope . . . I could go on. And on. And of course, the poorest, most vulnerable children were harmed the most.
But if anyone pointed that out in real time, we were called racists and able-ists and eugenicists. Among many other career-destroying smears.
It's nice that The New York Times has caught on now. But in this accurate oh-so-too-late piece, they fail to acknowledge their own complicity in extending and furthering the devastating, ineffective and morally abhorrent school closures during 2020-2021, with restrictions to children continuing for more than a year after schools actually opened everywhere in the Fall of 2021.
They elevated the voices of those who furthered fear with a schools needs to be closed or else all the children and teachers will die hysteria.

Sey also points out that it was the Times "reporter" Apoorva Mandavilli who consistently published fake numbers to scare parents about the threat posed to children by covid. She claimed that 900,000, almost a million, children had been hosptalized "with" covid. Actual number: 63,000. She faked the number with a 14x falsification factor.

But the Times continues to leave this unhinged propagandist and liar as its main covid "journalist."

The left pretended that covid was a threat to children because their leftwing communist teachers union allies demanded it, and because it was critical to their 2020 playbook to put the United States into a condition of utter chaos -- to claim it was Trump's fault the country was on fire and the schools were all closed, and only electing Biden would fix that.

In a way, they were telling the truth -- they were only willing to stop the riots and open the schools when an exhausted public let them have their way in a "fortified" election.

Greenpeace attacks Kim Kardashian for selling an undergarment which gives wearers the appearance of erect nipples. They say it's just terrible that she used global warming as part of a lighthearted pitch.

Greenpeace is lashing out at Kim Kardashian after she joked about climate change in an advertisement for her "nipple bra," accusing her of using the crisis as a cheap "punchline" to turn a profit.
"Using melting glaciers and rising sea levels as a punchline to improve your profit margins makes a mockery of an issue that is devastating millions of people's lives," the environmental group wrote in a fiery Instagram post Friday.
At the center of its ire was a video Kardashian posted to TikTok late last month teasing the release of a new product in her clothing line SKIMS: a bra with small protrusions beneath the fabric intended to make the wearer appear to have erect nipples at all times.
"The Earth's temperature is getting hotter and hotter. The sea levels are rising. The ice sheets are shrinking," the 43-year-old star quipped in the video. "I'm not a scientist, but I do believe everyone can use their skill set to do their part.
"That's why I'm introducing a brand new bra with a built in nipple, so no matter how hot it is, you'll always look cold," she said, while showing off her chest complete with steadfastly hard nipples.
"Some days are hard, but these nipples are harder. And unlike the icebergs, these aren't going anywhere."

Porny e-girls to the left, dour puritan wokescolds to the right.

She looks so plastic, and I don't even mean the flimflam nips.

This woman tried the fake nip bra and it makes it look like her tits are dyslexic. Focus!

Kitty on Arrested Development got a boob job and she had similar problems with nipple alignment.

The Streets of Seattle-- fat hookers propositioning johns in broad daylight. Part 2 -- more fat hookers, and lots of zombie drug addicts shuffling around absently like Biden looking for the way off the stage. Reminds me of The Watchmen. "Whatever happened to the progressive dream of utopia?" "It came true. You're looking at it."

An idiot at a museum has decided that an incompetent pervert of a Roman emperor was trans, based on practically nothing.

Apparently there is one claim that he asked to be referred to as a "lady." And apparently this museum doesn't know that Romans routinely accused each other of homosexuality and effeminate behavior.

The decision is a bit perplexing, until you realize that the move was sparked by Stonewall, a radical alphabet ideology group in Great Britain that regularly pushes the boundaries of reality beyond recognition.
The Emperor in question is Elagabalus, who ruled Rome from 218AD until his assassination, aged 18, in 222AD. He was installed by the corrupt Praetorian guard, which by that time was the real power behind the throne, and assassinated when he proved too bizarre a person to be useful to them.

A Roman emperor has been declared transgender by a UK museum, The Telegraph can reveal.
The North Hertfordshire Museum has said it will be "sensitive" to the purported pronoun preferences of the third century AD ruler Elagabalus. The emperor will be treated as a transgender woman and referred to as she.
Elagabalus has been given female pronouns on the basis of classical texts that claim the emperor asked to be called "lady", but some historians believe these accounts may simply have been a Roman attempt at character assassination.
Information on museum policy states that pronouns used in displays will be those "the individual in question might have used themselves" or whatever pronoun "in retrospect, is appropriate".
This is quite the retcon--exporting contemporary standards and attitudes to a time almost 2000 years in the past in order to satisfy the ideological whims of modern extremists.
Very on brand, actually.
So who was Elagabalus? Is this museum finding a sympathetic figure to represent transgender people?
Chances are you have never heard of him because he wasn't exactly Augustus. More like a cut-rate Caligula without even the historical impact or ancestry of his similarly crazy fellow emperor.
Elagabalus was a Syrian Arab teen, elevated to the throne after a revolt displaced his predecessor. Known primarily for his incompetence and sexual deviancy, he also violated Roman religious traditions, displacing Jupiter (the King of the Roman Gods) with his own chosen God for whom he was a priest.
Elagabalus (his name derives from the God he worshipped) was sexually omnivorous, although his tendencies were primarily heterosexual. He was married six times, including to one Vestal Virgin (a big no-no). He was utterly uninterested in governing.
His behavior estranged the Praetorian Guard, the Senate and the common people alike. Amidst growing opposition, at just 18 years of age he was assassinated and replaced by his cousin Severus Alexander in March 222. The assassination plot against Elagabalus was devised by Julia Maesa and carried out by disaffected members of the Praetorian Guard.
Elagabalus developed a reputation among his contemporaries for extreme eccentricity, decadence, zealotry and sexual promiscuity.

A hero for our times. Nay -- for all time.

Five woke corporations to boycott on Black Friday.

Target isn't the only woke company to boycott on Black Friday.
Best Buy, Activision, Nordstrom and Home Depot were also listed in the top five woke companies to avoid this holiday season, according to Consumers' Research.

CNN wants you to know that your concerns about rampant systematic routine looting is irrational and probably just racist.

�Shoplifting panic.�

It�s just a �panic� guys. Don�t believe your lying eyes. https://t.co/2847ZFO6iS pic.twitter.com/baEP0ogX57
— Jeremy Redfern (@JeremyRedfernFL) November 18, 2023

After quoting some headlines decrying rampant theft, the super-clever author pulls a GOTCHA! that you never saw coming and says these articles are from, PLOT TWIST, an earlier age (of also-rampant thievery).

These headlines could be from articles today. But they're from the early 1900s.
While shoplifting has seemingly never been a bigger problem than it is now, shoplifting has long captured the public's attention. Anxiety over shoplifting is an enduring phenomenon and is often a stand-in for larger concerns of cultural, economic or political changes.
"The figure of a shoplifter may provide for a scapegoat for deeper problems that are more complex and intractable," James Walsh, who directs the University of Ontario Institute of Technology's graduate program on criminology and justice, told CNN. "It resonates with broader concerns about law and disorder."

CVS has replaced the products which used to line their shelves with PHOTOGRAPHS of the products they can sell you if you ask them to get it from the back room, but this is all just a "panic," Racists.

But this totally isn't a "panic:"

More people are killed in America each year by lightening strikes https://t.co/sg5m129PNf https://t.co/TOU9X1y54x
— Jon Levine (@LevineJonathan) November 20, 2023

BREAKING: Governor Hochul announces a Ministry Of Truth for students in NY pic.twitter.com/hrXOjS5OV2
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) November 21, 2023

Black women most likely to die in medieval London plague https://t.co/aoqM6nhtfU
— BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) November 21, 2023

The Black Death kills one-third of the European population; female minorities hardest hit.

Kemi Badenoch
@KemiBadenoch

This study is unreliable and the headline inaccurate and alarmist.
The 675 year old remains of 49 people who died of the Black Death were analysed and 9 were found to be "probably" black.
The Black Death killed over half of London. Making it a racism issue is nonsensical.
Too many organisations (and news outlets) use misleading race statistics to alarm ethnic minorities and whip up tensions around history and racism.
This undermines social cohesion in our country. I've written to the Museum of London expressing my concerns.

Wanjiru Njoya
@WanjiruNjoya
Biased BBC already informed us Ancient Greeks and Romans were black, that Africans have been in the British Isles for 7,000 years and were the first Brits.
Now say the plague in 14th century Europe was racist and the Black Death disproportionately affected black British women.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:00 PM

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1 !

Posted by: wth at November 22, 2023 06:01 PM (v0R5T)

2 Just missed by a nip!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 22, 2023 06:02 PM (krqg6)

3 Send us the woman at the computer, but tell her to leave the computer. And the sweater.

Posted by: North Sentinel Island tribe at November 22, 2023 06:03 PM (MeG8a)

4 LGBQXYZ are the protected class,

She is not in danger of drowning

Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2023 06:04 PM (fwDg9)

5 I am an advocate of boobs everywhere, but I find the idea of fake pokies to be more offensive than fake boobs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 22, 2023 06:04 PM (di6C2)

6 Nipple alignment is serious business, Ace.

Posted by: wth at November 22, 2023 06:04 PM (v0R5T)

7 Matthew Daniel Temael is one Fugly Woman.....What really pisses me off is she/it/them/bitch/cunt/cocksucker has a better Mustache then I do !!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at November 22, 2023 06:04 PM (1t11C)

8 Melting glaciers make everybody's nipples stiff!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 22, 2023 06:04 PM (krqg6)

9 Send us the woman at the computer, but tell her to leave the computer. And the sweater.
Posted by: North Sentinel Island tribe at November 22, 2023 06:03 PM (MeG8a)
.......

Wait until you see those haunches! Yum.

Posted by: wth at November 22, 2023 06:06 PM (v0R5T)

10
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 22, 2023 06:06 PM (ENBF0)

11 It's the BLACK death. Damn, people.

Posted by: huerfano at November 22, 2023 06:06 PM (Q4KYm)

12 "The conclusion that 3 were black women was made not by DNA analysis, but by “looking at the shape of their facial bones”.

Make phrenology great again!

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 22, 2023 06:07 PM (CwhoI)

13 Need to get "a breast of things."

- Max Webster: "Research at Beach Resorts"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwt44FcQn8

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 22, 2023 06:07 PM (Q4IgG)

14 Prolly three quarters of those poor dead tranny friends of KJP were killed by thexr johns. Black johns. Prolly black trannies.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at November 22, 2023 06:08 PM (ZtgZZ)

15 11 It's the BLACK death. Damn, people.
Posted by: huerfano at November 22, 2023 06:06 PM (Q4KYm)

Hah!

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 22, 2023 06:08 PM (di6C2)

16 Excuse me Miss, but I am on a Pure Human Milk Diet and could come over here and be my lunch ????

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at November 22, 2023 06:08 PM (1t11C)

17 Don't they teach basic genetics in high school biology anymore?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 22, 2023 06:08 PM (cOq4q)

18 The Streets of Seattle-- fat hookers propositioning johns in broad daylight. Part 2 -- more fat hookers, and lots of zombie drug addicts shuffling around absently like Biden looking for the way off the stage. Reminds me of The Watchmen. "Whatever happened to the progressive dream of utopia?" "It came true. You're looking at it."

Every "successful" Democrat city ends up looking like Philadelphia. It is exactly what the left wants - legions of mindless drug addicts having ballots cast in their name for the correct party.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 22, 2023 06:08 PM (XqcwY)

19 So Kim Kardashian uses a computer made in 1993?

Posted by: wth at November 22, 2023 06:09 PM (v0R5T)

20 They still arrest people for shoplifting in my little hometown. We have stuff on the shelves.

Posted by: huerfano at November 22, 2023 06:10 PM (Q4KYm)

21 nipple alignment

Get a laser line lever and tape measure at your local hardware store.

Posted by: DaveA at November 22, 2023 06:10 PM (FhXTo)

22 That monitor is old. I wonder what the ta ta's are like today? Not very perky is my guess.

Posted by: Archer at November 22, 2023 06:10 PM (gmo/4)

23 Eskimo chicks don't have that problem.

Posted by: wth at November 22, 2023 06:10 PM (v0R5T)

24 I thought home depot was started by a conservative. We call it Homie Depot here because people are constantly shoplifting from it.

Posted by: nckate at November 22, 2023 06:10 PM (SnxUt)

25 Liberalism is a mental disorder.

Posted by: rd at November 22, 2023 06:10 PM (D7KJM)

26 Give thanks: 100MPH flying car was not a terrorist car, just an ordinary everyday 100MPH flying car. Garden variety flying car.

Posted by: gp's Tension Processing Unit at November 22, 2023 06:10 PM (MvF+J)

27 Mr. President, we must not allow a nipple alignment gap!

Posted by: General Buck Turgidson at November 22, 2023 06:10 PM (4I/2K)

28
Looks like China has developed some new disease that predominately effects young children and should keep Trump out of the White House. Three years in the making and millions of dollars of deep state funding.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 22, 2023 06:10 PM (enJYY)

29 I like the big-boobed sea rising chick, fake or not. Because something definitely rises when I look at her.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 22, 2023 06:11 PM (JrojV)

30 Hey GI....You got fat girlfriend Seattle.... Me love you and keep you warm long time !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at November 22, 2023 06:11 PM (1t11C)

31
We are hosting Thanksgiving tomorrow. Part of our tradition is watching the Macy's parade. I told hubby the grandkids can watch it just like our kids growing up.

NOOOOO, it is trans now!!

A holes have to ruin everything.

Posted by: four seasons at November 22, 2023 06:12 PM (ichPI)

32 Real boobs > Fake boobs > The boobs running the country

Posted by: 18-1 at November 22, 2023 06:12 PM (XqcwY)

33 The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee 1h
Man Erases Entire Year's Worth Of Exercise In One Meal
buff.ly/47rcHKJ

Man Erases Entire Year's Worth Of Exercise In One Meal
PITTSBURGH, PA — A local man undid an entire year's worth of diet and physical activity over the course of one single hour during his family's Thanksgiving meal.

The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee 2h
How To Talk To Your Uncle At Thanksgiving About Why The Fellowship Couldn't Have Just Flown The Eagles Into Mordor
buff.ly/3QIT0Xy

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 22, 2023 06:12 PM (krqg6)

34 Let those among us who have never pretended to be a woman, killed a guy and stole his RV cast the first stone.

Posted by: wth at November 22, 2023 06:12 PM (v0R5T)

35
Remind me not to take tips for the horse track from "GOP donors".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 22, 2023 06:13 PM (MoZTd)

36 $%^

level

Posted by: DaveA at November 22, 2023 06:13 PM (FhXTo)

37 " In February this year, Oakland prison abolitionist Jennifer Angel was dragged to her death during a violent robbery. Her family and friends asked prosecutors not to jail her accused assailant(s), who are black."

++++++

The Family, "We are glad that crazy bitch is dead. They did us a favor. Now we don't have to listen to her crazy shit at Thanksgiving Dinner."

Posted by: rd at November 22, 2023 06:13 PM (D7KJM)

38 > A local man undid an entire year's worth of diet and physical activity over the course of one single hour during his family's Thanksgiving meal.
_____________

Me

Every. Fucking. Day.

Hero...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 22, 2023 06:14 PM (Q4IgG)

39 The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee 9h
Clever Business Owners Ward Off Looters With Kyle Rittenhouse Scarecrows buff.ly/3GbwYbd

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 22, 2023 06:15 PM (krqg6)

40 Have they tried to make Joan of Arc trans yet?

Posted by: Drive by at November 22, 2023 06:15 PM (MNhXM)

41 Mostly Peaceful Car Crash at the US/Canadian Border..........

New York Governor Kathy Hochul said the incident happened at 11:27 a.m. when someone driving a car crashed into a median at the border crossing. She added that there's "no sign" that the incident was a terrorist attack, adding that a "local individual" was involved.

"There is no evidence at this time that this was a terrorist activity. And that's what I want to make very clear to the public," she Hochul said.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at November 22, 2023 06:15 PM (1t11C)

42 >>> Looks like China has developed some new disease that predominately effects young children and should keep Trump out of the White House. Three years in the making and millions of dollars of deep state funding.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

This time the news showing people just dropping dead is really really real.

On the flip side... if COVID-19 was real and disproportionately hit the elderly, then odds are not not old folks suspectible to the flu are left around... that leaves little kids who never had any flu.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 22, 2023 06:15 PM (cOq4q)

43 Let those among us who have never pretended to be a woman, killed a guy and stole his RV cast the first stone.
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[drops stone' walks away]

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 22, 2023 06:15 PM (krqg6)

44 The Nipple Also Rises

Posted by: Hemingway at November 22, 2023 06:16 PM (4I/2K)

45 "Trantifa" - good one

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 22, 2023 06:16 PM (PepVJ)

46
Give thanks: 100MPH flying car was not a terrorist car, just an ordinary everyday 100MPH flying car. Garden variety flying car.

Posted by: gp's Tension Processing Unit at November 22, 2023 06:10 PM

Which an Iranian passport flew out of.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 22, 2023 06:16 PM (enJYY)

47 Biased BBC already informed us Ancient Greeks and Romans were black, that Africans have been in the British Isles for 7,000 years and were the first Brits.

Now say the plague in 14th century Europe was racist and the Black Death disproportionately affected black British women.
_______

BBC seems to be employing Nation of Islam historians. It won't be long before they say that white people are really space aliens.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 22, 2023 06:16 PM (fs1hN)

48 The prestigious Boob Thread! Let's see what Perfessor Squirrel pimps this week.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 22, 2023 06:16 PM (LmiMn)

49 “In a time of deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.”
George Orwell.

Lame-stream Media only hides reality, certainly not reporting it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 22, 2023 06:17 PM (u82oZ)

50 I kind of like it when the boobs go all haywire and point all over the place.

Posted by: wth at November 22, 2023 06:17 PM (v0R5T)

51 >>"Dandelion is a transfemme Palauan youth anarchist incarcerated in Florida,

You can tell how mentally ill a person is by how many words it takes to describe what they think they are.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2023 06:17 PM (ZLI7S)

52 Boob Thread!

I’ll start: Jane Russell. A piss-poor actress, but hubba hubba.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 22, 2023 06:18 PM (JrojV)

53 I kind of like it when the boobs go all haywire and point all over the place.
Posted by: wth at November 22, 2023 06:17 PM (v0R5T)

Whu??

Posted by: Tarar Reid and her Wonky Bewbs at November 22, 2023 06:19 PM (T/Lqj)

54 "Dandelion is a transfemme Palauan youth anarchist incarcerated in Florida,

You can tell how mentally ill a person is by how many words it takes to describe what they think they are.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2023 06:17 PM (ZLI7S)

Seems more like your common variety asshole to me.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 22, 2023 06:19 PM (uSHSS)

55 Leading Report @LeadingReport 47m
BREAKING: Former US troops who were kicked out of the military or ordered to stop drilling for refusing the COVID vaccine are suing the Biden administration for “billions of dollars in back pay.”

The lawyer who successfully helped bring down the anthrax vaccine in the military, Dale Saran, is joining two fellow attorneys with their lawsuits and is expected to turn them into a class action lawsuit representing all servicemen kicked out or otherwise illegally ordered to stop drilling for refusing the jab.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 22, 2023 06:19 PM (krqg6)

56 Tip for holiday travel from AAA:

Drive 100 mph at all border crossings and carry Iranian passports.

Good advice from AAA..

Posted by: Archer at November 22, 2023 06:19 PM (gmo/4)

57 Now's the time to get behind Nikki Haley.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at November 22, 2023 06:19 PM (vFG9F)

58 The 675 year old remains of 49 people who died of the Black Death were analysed and 9 were found to be "probably" black.

The Black Death killed over half of London. Making it a racism issue is nonsensical.

Killed 3 black women. So, like, 90% of the black female population of Medieval Britain.

Posted by: I guess that's disproportionate. Kind of. at November 22, 2023 06:19 PM (8vw5b)

59 >>> "There is no evidence at this time that this was a terrorist activity. And that's what I want to make very clear to the public," she Hochul said.
Posted by: Ferd Berfall

Settles that.
It was muslim terrorists and their bomb making skill were wanting.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 22, 2023 06:20 PM (cOq4q)

60
I can't tell you how many times I'm walking down the street and notice an Iranian passport on the ground outside of a fiery crash.

Much too common.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 22, 2023 06:20 PM (enJYY)

61 I like the big-boobed sea rising chick, fake or not. Because something definitely rises when I look at her.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 22, 2023 06:11 PM (JrojV)

That's actually Kim Kardashian. If you want to see a complete unbelievable plastic surgery transformation that actually worked look up her sister Khloe Kardashian before and after photos.

Posted by: Drive by at November 22, 2023 06:20 PM (MNhXM)

62 Stupid sock typo. You go squish now!

Posted by: Pug Smallberries at November 22, 2023 06:20 PM (T/Lqj)

63 A ministry of Truth?
Well guv'nor, how about just quit lying?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 22, 2023 06:20 PM (uSHSS)

64 Think the owner of HomeDepot is a Trumper.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 22, 2023 06:20 PM (XQET7)

65 I check the overnight arrests mugshots every day and it always runs around 80% non white

Posted by: nckate at November 22, 2023 06:21 PM (SnxUt)

66 Saw somewhere else too Leftists trying to get the Firebomb 3 out

Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2023 06:21 PM (fwDg9)

67 You can understand their confusion. It is called The Black Death.

Posted by: The Other Black Death? Menthol Kools at November 22, 2023 06:21 PM (pjs7m)

68 Now's the time to get behind Nikki Haley.
Posted by: Nikki Haley at November 22, 2023 06:19 PM (vFG9F)
.......

FIRST!

Posted by: wth at November 22, 2023 06:21 PM (v0R5T)

69 Take a bagful of Monopoly Money to Macy's, and go all Black Belt level shopping.

Take it all to the checkout, shake out the bag of Monopoly Money, and tell the cashier that it all identifies as Trans-Money.

Tell 'er to keep the change, and walk on outta there.

No, don't take any of the merch, cause being "conservative", they WILL charge you...for something, anything.

Best have a fellow 'ron or 'ette shoot video of the exercise, just to prove you've not walked out with any goods.

They need pushback on the trans bullshit.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 22, 2023 06:21 PM (e6UQI)

70 The prestigious Boob Thread! Let's see what Perfessor Squirrel pimps this week.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 22, 2023 06:16 PM (LmiMn)

Did you mean prodigious?

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 22, 2023 06:22 PM (4I/2K)

71 64 Think the owner of HomeDepot is a Trumper.
Posted by: Braenyard
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HD Marcus was critical of Trump earlier on but recently endorsed him for re re election.

Posted by: whig at November 22, 2023 06:22 PM (1uM+d)

72 You can understand their confusion. It is called The Black Death.

Any relation to the Black VD?

Posted by: Archer at November 22, 2023 06:22 PM (gmo/4)

73 Breaking911
@Breaking911
57m
NEW VIDEO: Speeding car goes airborne at NY-Canada border before deadly explosion

https://is.gd/z8sogH
5 seconds; very screen top; why go "100mph" on a bridge with a 10mph [or whatever] speed limit?? and ordinary gasoline exploding??

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 22, 2023 06:23 PM (krqg6)

74 >>"Dandelion is a transfemme Palauan youth anarchist incarcerated in Florida,
You can tell how mentally ill a person is by how many words it takes to describe what they think they are.
Posted by: JackStraw

Palau? That's Micronesia, about as far from Europe as you can get. Next stop is Australia. If they wanted to drop the guy into a broad catagory it would be Asian-Pacific Islander.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 22, 2023 06:24 PM (cOq4q)

75 The more I see of this crap the more I have visions of someone innocently driving to the grocery while a car pulls alongside and sends several projectiles through the driver's door.
Because...reasons.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 22, 2023 06:24 PM (XQET7)

76 I saw Flimflam Nips open for…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 22, 2023 06:24 PM (JrojV)

77 The Kardashians are about as sexy as a overinflated tire.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at November 22, 2023 06:24 PM (vFG9F)

78 65 I check the overnight arrests mugshots every day and it always runs around 80% non white
Posted by: nckate at November 22, 2023 06:21 PM (SnxUt)

Match the Chicago Homicide Victim Statistics.

82%
14%
And 4.2%

White, Asian, and others
Black
Hispanic

For the answers, go to HeyJackAss dot com.

Posted by: rd at November 22, 2023 06:25 PM (D7KJM)

79 Wow. Nikki Haley throwing heat

Posted by: The Abyss at November 22, 2023 06:26 PM (fcDpY)

80 Dandelion is a transfemme Palauan youth anarchist
.......

Hey, it's a free country.
But you forget the "murderer" part.

Posted by: wth at November 22, 2023 06:26 PM (v0R5T)

81 77 Kim was fine in the beginning. It was her addiction to butt implants that propelled her over the shark.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 22, 2023 06:27 PM (JrojV)

82 The Kardashians are about as sexy as a overinflated tire.
Posted by: Nikki Haley at November 22, 2023 06:24 PM (vFG9F)

I'm in!

Posted by: Michelin Man at November 22, 2023 06:27 PM (4I/2K)

83 Double sock error

Posted by: Kratwurst at November 22, 2023 06:27 PM (fcDpY)

84 Nipple displacement.
In the era of free love and no bras there was a lot of action.
Today, we have enhanced and sculpted body parts, obscene apparel and the people are neutered. No Action it's anti-social, it's insane.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 22, 2023 06:27 PM (XQET7)

85 Unexpectedly

@EndWokeness

LOUISVILLE MANIFESTO RELEASED:

On April 10 2023, Connor Sturgeon (25) gunned down several people at the Old National Bank. 5 were killed.

The shooter wrote in his notebook that he targeted “upper class white people” and wanted the attack to spur gun control.

This was far-left terrorism.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2023 06:28 PM (ZLI7S)

86 Who has the most silicon? Kim or the computer

Posted by: Ben Had at November 22, 2023 06:28 PM (R8PZ1)

87 "Who has the most silicon? Kim or the computer
Posted by: Ben Had"

ZINGA!

Posted by: Nikki Haley at November 22, 2023 06:29 PM (vFG9F)

88 Black women most likely to die in medieval London plague

-
What part of "Black Death" don't you understand?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 22, 2023 06:29 PM (FVME7)

89 Also about the louisville shooter: the father was a huge loudmouth leftist and both parents swore that the cause of the shooting was CTE. There was no evidence of CTE after months of testing.

Posted by: nckate at November 22, 2023 06:30 PM (SnxUt)

90 > NEW VIDEO: Speeding car goes airborne at NY-Canada border before deadly explosion
____________

DOT mandates speed limiters in all vehicles manufactured after 1920.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 22, 2023 06:30 PM (Q4IgG)

91 I’ll start: Jane Russell. A piss-poor actress, but hubba hubba.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 22, 2023 06:18 PM (JrojV)
---------------

Elizabeth "My Eyes are up here so what if my chest is falling out of the Costume" Taylor.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(z5vMw) at November 22, 2023 06:31 PM (z5vMw)

92 95% of mass shooters are Leftists or leftist adjacent which makes sense since about the same percentage are mentally ill.

Posted by: Drive by at November 22, 2023 06:32 PM (MNhXM)

93 NEW VIDEO: Speeding car goes airborne at NY-Canada border before deadly explosion

-
Well, that proves it. They were southern racists like on The Dukes of Hazzard.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 22, 2023 06:32 PM (FVME7)

94 Addendum: Canadian Border Patrol security video.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 22, 2023 06:32 PM (krqg6)

95 The Kardashians are about as sexy as a overinflated tire.
Posted by: Nikki Haley at November 22, 2023 06:24 PM (vFG9F)
........

You might wear one of those nipple bras at the next debate, Nikki.
Might gain a couple points.

Posted by: wth at November 22, 2023 06:32 PM (v0R5T)

96 It's too bad the lift-booted Meatball is too busy paying off corrupt evangelical leaders instead of cracking down on criminal DA's in his own state. Shame.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 22, 2023 06:33 PM (l10hq)

97 Black women most likely to die in medieval London plague

-
What part of "Black Death" don't you understand?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 22, 2023 06:29 PM (FVME7)

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When the plague is all about?
(Shaft!)
Right on!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 22, 2023 06:33 PM (guGkK)

98 Might gain a couple points.
Posted by: wth at November 22, 2023 06:32 PM (v0R5T)
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ISWYDT

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(z5vMw) at November 22, 2023 06:33 PM (z5vMw)

99 https://is.gd/z8sogH
5 seconds; very screen top; why go "100mph" on a bridge with a 10mph [or whatever] speed limit?? and ordinary gasoline exploding??

Posted by: andycanuck
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Ain't living long like that are they baby?

Posted by: Braenyard at November 22, 2023 06:34 PM (XQET7)

100 Old: Dandelion wine

New: Dandelion whine

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 22, 2023 06:34 PM (FVME7)

101 You might wear one of those nipple bras at the next debate, Nikki.
Might gain a couple points.
Posted by: wth
---------
We live in a fallen world.

Posted by: whig at November 22, 2023 06:34 PM (1uM+d)

102 99 https://is.gd/z8sogH
5 seconds; very screen top; why go "100mph" on a bridge with a 10mph [or whatever] speed limit?? and ordinary gasoline exploding??

Posted by: andycanuck

So no explosives ?
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Posted by: It's me donna at November 22, 2023 06:36 PM (bs+z0)

103 >>> https://is.gd/z8sogH
5 seconds; very screen top; why go "100mph" on a bridge with a 10mph [or whatever] speed limit?? and ordinary gasoline exploding??
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6)

Simple explanation - high impact wreck rupturing fuel tank spilling and vaporizing gas all over which is ignited by hot car componants.

They did catch some air too.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 22, 2023 06:36 PM (cOq4q)

104 Better quality video here, and repeated twice for effect with slowmo zoom added:

BNO News @BNONews 1h
New video shows car crashing into checkpoint at the U.S.-Canadian border in Niagara Falls, killing 2 people inside the car

https://is.gd/fGcOOJ
10 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 22, 2023 06:37 PM (krqg6)

105 Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 22, 2023 06:33 PM (l10hq)

Except removing DAs Monique Worrell and Andrew Warren .

Posted by: Drive by at November 22, 2023 06:37 PM (MNhXM)

106 I think there were explosives in the car simply because the car sort of parted itself out when it exploded.

I'm not sure a gasoline tank exploding will dismember a car like that.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(z5vMw) at November 22, 2023 06:37 PM (z5vMw)

107 Now's the time to get behind Nikki Haley.
Posted by: Nikki Haley at November 22, 2023 06:19 PM (vFG9F)

Woohoo! *runs to back of the line*

Posted by: Nikki's husband at November 22, 2023 06:38 PM (v0R5T)

108 "You might wear one of those nipple bras at the next debate, Nikki.
Might gain a couple points.
Posted by: wth
---------
We live in a fallen world.
Posted by: whig"

Hence the underside.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at November 22, 2023 06:38 PM (vFG9F)

109 Bill Clinton was President for the Party December 31st 2000 in the US Mall. Any astronomer knows this party was a year early.

6 Jumbotron were installed down the Reflecting Pool. I was with my abundantly-provided black girlfriend at the end of the Reflecting Pool. Secret Service screening broke down by that time.

President Clinton was late. He had with him Sophia Loren and Lix Taylor, both without a lot of torso coverage on a cool night. He gave a forgetable speach.

The fireworks went off close to me on the Washington Monument repair scaffolding. For only 20 minutes.

Then the official party left, and there were more fireworks from a badge on the Potomac.
(Part One)
Part two shifts to the White House.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 22, 2023 06:38 PM (u82oZ)

110 Why stop at fake nipples?

https://tinyurl.com/5n8pn7mw

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 22, 2023 06:38 PM (l10hq)

111
You might wear one of those nipple bras at the next debate, Nikki.
Might gain a couple points.
Posted by: wth
---------
We live in a fallen world.
Posted by: whig at November 22, 2023 06:34 PM (1uM+d)

========

Once it starts falling, gravity takes over and it constantly accelerates, falling faster and faster. You Might as well become an accelerationist too.

Posted by: rd at November 22, 2023 06:39 PM (q0kqm)

112 Where they Iranians being pursued by the po po?

Posted by: Braenyard at November 22, 2023 06:39 PM (XQET7)

113 Two still photos here, including enlarged frame:

BNO News @BNONews 2h
Stills from security camera show car crashing into checkpoint at the U.S.-Canadian border. Conflicting reports on what happened.
https://is.gd/vJqYuD

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 22, 2023 06:39 PM (krqg6)

114 Stupid autocorrect. Let's try that again

You might wear one of those nipple bras at the next debate, Nikki.
Might gain a couple points.
Posted by: wth
---------
We live in a fallen world.
Posted by: whig"

Hence the underwire.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at November 22, 2023 06:39 PM (vFG9F)

115 >>> DOT mandates speed limiters in all vehicles manufactured after 1920.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Throws flag - Ex Post Facto

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 22, 2023 06:40 PM (cOq4q)

116 Kayani @kayR98 2h Replying to @BNONews
NY Times: "The vehicle was traveling at high speed, and it flew about 10 feet into the air, according to one of the American law enforcement officers. No explosive devices were immediately found in the wreckage"

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 22, 2023 06:40 PM (krqg6)

117 106 I think there were explosives in the car simply because the car sort of parted itself out when it exploded.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(z5vMw) at November 22, 2023 06:37 PM (z5vMw)

That also makes me suspicious about the Iranian passport supposedly found at the scene. Would a passport miraculously survive the conflagration, having been blown out of someone's pocket?

Or is it an op? Because everything's an op.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 22, 2023 06:40 PM (OX9vb)

118 You might wear one of those nipple bras at the next debate, Nikki.
Might gain a couple points.
Posted by: wth
___________

Way up and high.

Posted by: Bob Segear at November 22, 2023 06:40 PM (Q4IgG)

119 New video shows car crashing into checkpoint at the U.S.-Canadian border in Niagara Falls, killing 2 people inside the car

https://is.gd/fGcOOJ
10 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 22, 2023 06:37 PM (krqg6)
......

The Dukes of Hazzard were Canadians?

Posted by: wth at November 22, 2023 06:41 PM (v0R5T)

120 116 Kayani @kayR98 2h Replying to @BNONews
NY Times: "The vehicle was traveling at high speed, and it flew about 10 feet into the air, according to one of the American law enforcement officers. No explosive devices were immediately found in the wreckage"
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 22, 2023 06:40 PM (krqg6)

So stupid driving or suicide ?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 22, 2023 06:41 PM (bs+z0)

121 Sounds like the Dukes of Hamas.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at November 22, 2023 06:41 PM (vFG9F)

122 One of the trannies that the WH included in that number was the dude that shot at police in Atlanta in the "Cop City" protest. He wasn't killed because he was a tranny, he was killed because he was shooting at police.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 22, 2023 06:41 PM (b4o9z)

123 I don't understand the point of fake nipples in a bra and fabulously wealthy Kim Kardashian sounds like a nitwit.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 22, 2023 06:42 PM (TnEMH)

124 Part two.

There was a past midnight not quite state dinner in the White House after the fireworks.

President Clinton has Sophia Loren on his left side, and Lix Taylor on his right. Clinton only looked and talked with Sophia Loren. She can be mesmerizing.

Liz Taylor took it for 20 minutes, then she blew up at Clinton: "Will you at least talk with me?"

My inside source was silent on what happened next.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 22, 2023 06:42 PM (u82oZ)

125 What the cartoonist said.

Enjoy life and be happy.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 22, 2023 06:42 PM (R/m4+)

126 The media is lying. "No explosives" means, "Oh yeah, there were explosives, but, not that much, however, we need to protect Muslims from a backlash."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(z5vMw) at November 22, 2023 06:42 PM (z5vMw)

127 Someone here pointed out yesterday that 3/26 dead trannies were killed in struggles with law enforcement, and that an unspecified number were also killed in drive-by shootings. Definitely a trend to be panicking over!

Posted by: pookysgirl, too tired to look it up at November 22, 2023 06:42 PM (dtlDP)

128 He wasn't killed because he was a tranny, he was killed because he was shooting at police.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 22, 2023 06:41 PM (b4o9z)

And seriously injured one

Posted by: It's me donna at November 22, 2023 06:43 PM (bs+z0)

129 Hence the underwire.
Posted by: Nikki Haley

Lol

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 22, 2023 06:43 PM (PepVJ)

130 Once it starts falling, gravity takes over and it constantly accelerates, falling faster and faster. You Might as well become an accelerationist too.
Posted by: rd
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I didn't start the fire!!!

Posted by: whig at November 22, 2023 06:43 PM (1uM+d)

131 I don't understand the point of fake nipples in a bra'

Tittilation.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at November 22, 2023 06:43 PM (vFG9F)

132 >>123 I don't understand [bthe point of fake nipples in a bra and fabulously wealthy Kim Kardashian sounds like a nitwit.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke a

ISWYDT

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 22, 2023 06:44 PM (l10hq)

133 >> Biased BBC already informed us Ancient Greeks and Romans were black, that Africans have been in the British Isles for 7,000 years and were the first Brits.

Are they suggesting Black People invented the Western Harmonic Tonal System and Pizza?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 22, 2023 06:44 PM (XV/Pl)

134 Plus unless you're interested in nipples and boobs it's a very boring picture. It's basically monochromatic except for Kim's face. And hair.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 22, 2023 06:44 PM (TnEMH)

135 whig

At some point the more endowed women need to be told: Protect your knees.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 22, 2023 06:44 PM (u82oZ)

136 What about the Black population of Finland ?

Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2023 06:45 PM (fwDg9)

137 I'm'a 'most always go with "everything's an op" when anything "big" happens, until I am subsequently proven correct.

cui bono? from this op? not obvious to this moron ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at November 22, 2023 06:45 PM (hXr4C)

138 135 whig

At some point the more endowed women need to be told: Protect your knees.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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In this day and age, some men with moobs do too.

Posted by: whig at November 22, 2023 06:46 PM (1uM+d)

139 Release the Bridge cover story!

BNO News @BNONews 2h
Gunman who opened fire at Ohio Walmart, injuring 4 people before killing himself, may have been racially motivated, FBI says

BNO News @BNONews 29m
Nazi flags, SS history book and handwritten notes found at home of Ohio gunman who injured 4 at Walmart before killing himself

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 22, 2023 06:46 PM (krqg6)

140 Biased BBC already informed us Ancient Greeks and Romans were black, that Africans have been in the British Isles for 7,000 years and were the first Brits.

Are they suggesting Black People invented the Western Harmonic Tonal System and Pizza?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 22, 2023 06:44 PM (XV/Pl)

But Classical Hexameter was ours!

Posted by: The Puerto Ricans at November 22, 2023 06:46 PM (guGkK)

141 Just flip them over your shoulder. That's Granny used to do, especially when ironing.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 22, 2023 06:46 PM (cOq4q)

142 Rampant crime and shoplifting will shutter these businesses and then Michelle Obama will be screaming about tide pod deserts along with food deserts.
Keep robbing the postman and then they'll stop delivering to that neighborhood and everyone will have to go to a post office and pick up their mail.

We will have amazon deserts too.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 22, 2023 06:46 PM (l3Uxg)

143 So the genetics of single-nucleotide polymorphisms on melanin distribution in skin excuses a toxic culture, lack of fathers, and short-term goals.

Quite astounding.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 22, 2023 06:48 PM (u82oZ)

144 You better hope the fake nipple bra is the only surprise you get at 2:30am in the No-Tell Motel.

Posted by: wth at November 22, 2023 06:48 PM (v0R5T)

145 whig

For the men, a waist apron of fat does that already.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 22, 2023 06:49 PM (u82oZ)

146 Biased BBC already informed us Ancient Greeks and Romans were black, that Africans have been in the British Isles for 7,000 years and were the first Brits.

Did they speak jive ?

Posted by: JT at November 22, 2023 06:49 PM (T4tVD)

147 Longshanks diluting the genetic pool for centuries. If we can't get them out we'll breed them out.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 22, 2023 06:49 PM (R8PZ1)

148 142 Rampant crime and shoplifting will shutter these businesses and then Michelle Obama will be screaming about tide pod deserts along with food deserts.
Keep robbing the postman and then they'll stop delivering to that neighborhood and everyone will have to go to a post office and pick up their mail.

We will have amazon deserts too.
Posted by: CaliGirl
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Every politician and celebrity reaches their sell by date. After that point, public attention wanes and becomes focused on the next big thing.

Posted by: whig at November 22, 2023 06:49 PM (1uM+d)

149 145 whig

For the men, a waist apron of fat does that already.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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Eh, the sag requiring support usually occurs a bit lower down.

Posted by: whig at November 22, 2023 06:51 PM (1uM+d)

150 I don't understand [bthe point of fake nipples in a bra and fabulously wealthy Kim Kardashian sounds like a nitwit.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
......

You'd think she could afford a newer computer.

Posted by: wth at November 22, 2023 06:51 PM (v0R5T)

151 Ben Had

♩ Good evening, sunshine! ♬

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 22, 2023 06:51 PM (u82oZ)

152 i would swear that some mag like playboy or 'oui' did a piece about falsies with nipples when jimmy carter was in the white house selling out the country to brezhnev or the ayatollah.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 22, 2023 06:52 PM (B1FKF)

153 You'd think she could afford a newer computer.
Posted by: wth
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A newer computer might not play Leisure Suit Larry.

Posted by: whig at November 22, 2023 06:52 PM (1uM+d)

154 Kim Kardashian sounds like a nitwit.
......

No way! She was married to Kanye!!!

Posted by: wth at November 22, 2023 06:53 PM (v0R5T)

155 How do they know those bodies were women!? They couldn't be asked and there are no obvious physical attributes that distinguish men from women from...

Reeeeee!!!!

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at November 22, 2023 06:53 PM (Nwk7M)

156 whig

Overhanging bellies are so déclassé.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 22, 2023 06:53 PM (u82oZ)

157 155 How do they know those bodies were women!? They couldn't be asked and there are no obvious physical attributes that distinguish men from women from...

Reeeeee!!!!
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at November 22, 2023 06:53 PM (Nwk7M)

Wait... Thelma and Louise ?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 22, 2023 06:54 PM (bs+z0)

158 Plus unless you're interested in nipples and boobs it's a very boring picture. It's basically monochromatic except for Kim's face. And hair.

And the Fantastic set of tits. Including nipples.

Spoiler Alert - girls will constantly down-grade the looks of other girls. Mostly because girls are not the consumer of hot girls - but rather, the competition.

It's quite literally like listening to Campbell's weighing in with a detailed review of the latest offering of Kraft. Or Jimmy Page giving you a critique of Keith Richards.

Except most dudes will say "yeah, he can shred". Women will not.

Posted by: The Way They Are at November 22, 2023 06:54 PM (W35FA)

159 NaCly, dearest. Happy Thanksgiving to you and Mrs NaCly.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 22, 2023 06:54 PM (R8PZ1)

160 Kim K has had sex with all the available black men. She's going to become an attorney now so she can try to spring the rest of them from jail.

Posted by: nckate at November 22, 2023 06:54 PM (SnxUt)

161 Oh. The fired/laid-off bank shooter guy:

End Wokeness @EndWokeness 1h
LOUISVILLE MANIFESTO RELEASED:

On April 10 2023, Connor Sturgeon (25) gunned down several people at the Old National Bank. 5 were killed.

The shooter wrote in his notebook that he targeted “upper class white people” and wanted the attack to spur gun control.

This was far-left terrorism.

https://is.gd/3TfN7T
Three photos, including two of Whitey Mc Leftie.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 22, 2023 06:55 PM (krqg6)

162 Saggy Boobs Rule!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi, War Criminal at November 22, 2023 06:55 PM (R/m4+)

163 62 Saggy Boobs Rule!

It's called gravity

Posted by: It's me donna at November 22, 2023 06:57 PM (bs+z0)

164 é

You have so much to be thankful for. May good people and a few well-trained horses surround you tomorrow.

But no feral hogs. That is right out.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 22, 2023 06:57 PM (u82oZ)

165 Posted by: The Way They Are at November 22, 2023 06:54 PM (W35FA)

I'm not downgrading her looks. I'm downgrading the picture and the idea of fake nipples it a bra.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 22, 2023 06:57 PM (RSbhh)

166 This woman tried the fake nip bra and it makes it look like her tits are dyslexic. Focus!

She's a one. Or two, as the case may be.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 22, 2023 06:57 PM (aD39U)

167 She Hobbit don't tell me you never watched one of those forensic shows!

Posted by: Ben Had at November 22, 2023 06:58 PM (R8PZ1)

168 Ace managed to throw a bucket of chum into a shark tank.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 22, 2023 06:58 PM (V8he0)

169 Kim Kardashian should go back to her home on WHORE ISLAND

seriously, I remember a time when a woman would be embarrassed to be showing pokies

also, the toe of your shoe is touching my lawn

Posted by: DB - at November 22, 2023 06:59 PM (geLO8)

170 Overhanging bellies are so déclassé.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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I'm impressed, I never bothered to learn Pixy italicans nor accent marks.

Posted by: whig at November 22, 2023 06:59 PM (1uM+d)

171 History expert Audrey Nicholas explains Thanksgiving.

“In 1637, the Pequot tribe was celebrating their green corn harvest,” she explains. “In early hours of the morning, English and Dutch mercenaries surrounded their tribe and demanded they come outside. The ones who did were clubbed to death and shot. The women and children who huddled in the longhouses afraid were burned alive.”
“The next day, the governor of the Massachusetts Bay Colony declared that day the day of Thanksgiving … that is the reason Native Americans associate Thanksgiving with massacre,” her TikTok screed concludes. “And when you celebrate it, you’re also celebrating those massacres.”

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I've noticed that you don't see many Pequots around any more.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 22, 2023 06:59 PM (FVME7)

172 I think she should make a bra/corset with six fake nipples and call it the Bitch Bra.

Posted by: wth at November 22, 2023 06:59 PM (v0R5T)

173 On April 10 2023, Connor Sturgeon (25) gunned down several people at the Old National Bank. 5 were killed.

Shooter McShooterson is typical. This is a story I'm close to. He was a very sheltered, yet also very promoted, kid in what flies as an affluent area here. Affluent here is a million dollar home or less. Or what you'd call Not a Shit Apartment in NYC.

He was pushed through college with a business degree, and then pushed into banking. His family, at the end, tried to intercept him at the bank. They failed.

Long story short ? They attempted to push a rope. The kid pushed back. Very typical in today's age.

Posted by: The Way They Are at November 22, 2023 07:00 PM (W35FA)

174
Give thanks: 100MPH flying car was not a terrorist car, just an ordinary everyday 100MPH flying car. Garden variety flying car.
Posted by: gp's Tension Processing Unit

Meet George Jetson

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2023 07:00 PM (63Dwl)

175 seriously, I remember a time when a woman would be embarrassed to be showing pokies

Posted by: DB - at November 22, 2023 06:59 PM (geLO

Most of us still are. Most of us aren't Kardashian types.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 22, 2023 07:00 PM (OX9vb)

176 What about the Black population of Finland ?
Posted by: Skip

You can see the sub-saharan genes in this lady
https://tinyurl.com/4pdwvsu6

(Sami - It's who works as Santa's elves)

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 22, 2023 07:00 PM (cOq4q)

177 172 I think she should make a bra/corset with six fake nipples and call it the Bitch Bra.
Posted by: wth
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Don't give her market team ideas!!!

Posted by: whig at November 22, 2023 07:01 PM (1uM+d)

178 What about the Black population of Finland ?
Posted by: Skip

You can see the sub-saharan genes in this lady
https://tinyurl.com/4pdwvsu6

(Sami - It's who works as Santa's elves)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 22, 2023 07:00 PM (cOq4q)

Oh my.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 22, 2023 07:01 PM (aD39U)

179 g'night everyone, and a gloriously happy Thanksgiving Day to all!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at November 22, 2023 07:01 PM (hXr4C)

180 Dash my lace wigs!

That's why the 'ettes are so wonderful. For who they are not.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 22, 2023 07:02 PM (u82oZ)

181 Most of us still are. Most of us aren't Kardashian types.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 22, 2023 07:00 PM (OX9vb)

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I buy bras with concealers in them so I *won't* have pokers.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 22, 2023 07:02 PM (LsAl1)

182 And Kim kardashain is not my competition. She 's been married three times. Once for a total of 72 days. I have been -and will be married -once.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 22, 2023 07:02 PM (RSbhh)

183 Happy Thanksgiving, eez!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 22, 2023 07:03 PM (OX9vb)

184 So, in the new Movie Hannibal will be Black.
So, ifn he has a Kid with the Black Cleopatra...

Do we suddenly get Wakanda?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 22, 2023 07:03 PM (xaFKb)

185 seriously, I remember a time when a woman would be embarrassed to be showing pokies

And seriously, as a man with a still functional penis - why would the male gender ever discourage such behavior ? More high beams, ladies.

Posted by: The Way They Are at November 22, 2023 07:03 PM (W35FA)

186 I have been -and will be married -once.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 22, 2023 07:02 PM (RSbhh)

Me too... and been divorced for 30 years.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 22, 2023 07:03 PM (xaFKb)

187 That's why the 'ettes are so wonderful. For who they are not.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 22, 2023 07:02 PM (u82oZ)

Bless you, NaCly. *heart emoji here*

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 22, 2023 07:04 PM (OX9vb)

188 She's also young enough to be my daughter.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 22, 2023 07:04 PM (RSbhh)

189 I have something to be thankful for, my MiL was going to be turned out of her rehab Friday by the insurance, even though her kidney stone surgery is not until next Wednesday. But, we filed an appeal with the arbitration board and we just found out that we won, so she can stay in there at least until next week.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 22, 2023 07:04 PM (aD39U)

190 FenelonSpoke

Think of all the wear and tear you avoided. Pick a good man, gently train him up, and thrive together.

Well done! You are a role model for the impressionable ones like me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 22, 2023 07:04 PM (u82oZ)

191 Tucker: “2024 Is Going to Be like Nothing We’ve Ever Seen

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at November 22, 2023 07:05 PM (ko8ct)

192 Biden’s Pentagon has figured out how to get the money back for the Billions worth of weapons they left in Afghanistan. Make the enlisted men pay for it:
https://redstate.com/ post by Matt Funicello

Posted by: MCPR at November 22, 2023 07:05 PM (WN8dV)

193 Posted by: Romeo13 at November 22, 2023 07:03 PM (xaFKb

Then you're not Kim kardashians competition either. 😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 22, 2023 07:05 PM (RSbhh)

194 Wait - are you saying that lightning has struck and killed 26 transgenders this year?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 22, 2023 07:07 PM (Mzdiz)

195 I buy bras with concealers in them so I *won't* have pokers.

If your strategy is "don't have the broad shouldered dude with the goatee keep taking glances at my girls? ? Then that's a fine strategy. But I'll probably still steal a peak or two. On the down low. Gentleman like.

Posted by: The Way They Are at November 22, 2023 07:07 PM (W35FA)

196 Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 22, 2023 07:04 PM (u82oZ)

Train him up. Hardly. He's a good man and I am blessed to have him in my life

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 22, 2023 07:07 PM (RSbhh)

197 Obligatory

Their Eyes Were on Their Breasts

https://bityl.co/MUkF

Go to 42:50

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 22, 2023 07:07 PM (aD39U)

198 MCPR

This is beyond stupid. Let's piss off and impoverish the enlisted folks for believing their officers.

Bad stuff flows from this dynamic.

Real officers would follow through, and take away this morale-crushing action.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 22, 2023 07:08 PM (u82oZ)

199 You're either on the eagle bus or off the eagle bus.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2023 07:08 PM (63Dwl)

200 It's not the ONT, so I'll wait to comment until after 10 pm on Kim Kardashian's built-in nipple bra.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 22, 2023 07:08 PM (Mzdiz)

201 What about the Black population of Finland ?
Posted by: Skip

Funniest thing is putting blacks into prominent roles in historical settings where they weren't. 1770s French Court with one of five characters.

Posted by: Karavan at November 22, 2023 07:09 PM (pMMG1)

202 Dramatic video shows car going airborne before exploding near NY-Canada border, gov says ‘no terror’

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that was quick
couple hours, what

Posted by: DB - at November 22, 2023 07:09 PM (geLO8)

203 Lightning strikes ac/dc, Miley.

Posted by: Eromero at November 22, 2023 07:09 PM (NxC5+)

204 FenelonSpoke

+ 6.022 x 10²³

Give him a respectful tip of the hat from me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 22, 2023 07:09 PM (u82oZ)

205 1. Shoplifting panic
2. Food deserts
3. Profit!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 22, 2023 07:09 PM (RIvkX)

206 Oh ffs.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 22, 2023 07:10 PM (R+X/W)

207 To be fair to the British museum, there is a very high chance that a megalomaniac with severe mental illness would be trans, so they might just be judging him by today's standards.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 22, 2023 07:10 PM (PgPg2)

208 What about the Black population of Finland ?
Posted by: Skip
You can see the sub-saharan genes in this lady
https://tinyurl.com/4pdwvsu6
(Sami - It's who works as Santa's elves)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 22, 2023 07:00 PM (cOq4q)
Oh my.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

Back in the Chess and Native Dress days they would have been some great case studies. Oldest Native Peoples in Europe.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 22, 2023 07:10 PM (cOq4q)

209 UN Watch @UNWatch 5h
BREAKING: An expensive Australian trip last week by UN official @franceskalbs—who told Hamas they have “a right to resist”—was funded by Palestinian lobby groups in breach of the UN Code of Conduct. We filed papers calling for her removal. Press release:
unwatch.org/calls-to-oust-u...

Avi Yemini @OzraeliAvi 17m
IMAGINE MY SHOCK

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 22, 2023 07:11 PM (krqg6)

210 {{{nurse ratched }}}

Did you ever give some good beer to the ferry crew that corralled that runaway barge?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 22, 2023 07:11 PM (u82oZ)

211 nurse !!!

Posted by: Ben Had at November 22, 2023 07:11 PM (R8PZ1)

212 Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 22, 2023 07:09 PM (u82oZ

I will. We always pray every morning for the school bus drivers " from the North to the South and , the East and the West including Salty Dog."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 22, 2023 07:12 PM (RSbhh)

213 Sami woman has that big booty for sure, just can't see it in that picture

Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2023 07:12 PM (fwDg9)

214 I buy bras with concealers in them so I *won't* have pokers.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 22, 2023 07:02 PM (LsAl1)
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Do they make concealers for moobs? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 22, 2023 07:12 PM (RIvkX)

215 Israel War Room @IsraelWarRoom 34m
Hostage/temp ceasefire deal is delayed:
▪️ Hamas hasn't signed the deal
▪️ Not all the details have been agreed upon
▪️ Israeli officials: we don't think the gaps will lead to the collapse of the ceasefire, but "who knows"
▪️ No ceasefire tomorrow, hostages will be released *not before Friday*
▪️Israel has not received the list of the first hostages to be released
(@AmichaiStein1)

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 22, 2023 07:13 PM (krqg6)

216 Have a great night, everyone. May you be blessed, and have much to be thankful for.

We are one human race, divided by single-nucleotide polymorphisms and culture. Mostly culture.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 22, 2023 07:13 PM (u82oZ)

217 >>> Do they make concealers for moobs? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Just wear a wife-beater when you go to the beach. Nobody will know.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 22, 2023 07:14 PM (cOq4q)

218 Do they make concealers for moobs? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 22, 2023 07:12 PM (RIvkX)

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I think Kramer and Frank Costanza were working on that.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 22, 2023 07:15 PM (LsAl1)

219 We are one human race, divided by single-nucleotide polymorphisms and culture. Mostly culture.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 22, 2023 07:13 PM (u82oZ)
===

We're divided by white meat and dark meat.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 22, 2023 07:15 PM (RIvkX)

220 Good night, {{{Salty}}}!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 22, 2023 07:15 PM (Mzdiz)

221 Dramatic video shows car going airborne before exploding near NY-Canada border, gov says ‘no terror’

Heh. That's the thing, with all these "hate laws". Or even calling things "anti-semitic", as seems to be the rage now.

If you're killing a man, it's not out of love. You're killing a man. Let's look at the cold, hard facts of why.

If I shoot a Jew or Gentile tonight, coming in my front door uninvited, is it out of "hate" ? Well, I can tell you this, it'll be out of anger either way. And if you could measure my emotion, at the time of decision, it'll be something off the chart.

Why complicate it ? A man violated another man's castle ? Why dig into the motivations ? Stick to the what. Screw getting into the why.

Posted by: The Way They Are at November 22, 2023 07:15 PM (W35FA)

222 214 'Do they make concealers for moobs? Asking for a friend."

Yep, we do. They are made to fit our patent pending male bra known as the "Bro"

Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at November 22, 2023 07:16 PM (cCxiu)

223 Doesn't Kim know it's not polite to point?

Posted by: wth at November 22, 2023 07:17 PM (v0R5T)

224 That also makes me suspicious about the Iranian passport supposedly found at the scene. Would a passport miraculously survive the conflagration, having been blown out of someone's pocket?

Didn't they also find incriminating passports about five minutes after the planes hit the World Trade Centers? Or did I just dream that?

"Fire can't burn passports!"

Posted by: mindful webworker - Marvel super passports ftw at November 22, 2023 07:17 PM (b6kBJ)

225 If this turkey is not defrosted in the next 2 hours, there will be consequences.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 22, 2023 07:17 PM (RIvkX)

226 George Washington was actually a parrot. I have review the historical records, and this is my conclusion.
He should be celebrated since very few birds can sign their name,

Posted by: Kindltot at November 22, 2023 07:17 PM (D7oie)

227 *cough*The brassiere.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 22, 2023 07:17 PM (aD39U)

228 Miley, Happy Thanksgiving to you and publius and the rest of your family.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 22, 2023 07:18 PM (R8PZ1)

229 dammit

Manssiere

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 22, 2023 07:18 PM (aD39U)

230 I think Kramer and Frank Costanza were working on that.
Posted by: Jordan61

If one wears a Puffy Shirt, they will be concealed. Just say'n.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 22, 2023 07:18 PM (qoGsy)

231 Efrain Flores Monsanto 🚛 @realmonsanto 2h
UPDATE ON THE NIAGARA VEHICLE EXPLOSION: Dump trucks are now blocking entry to the America from the Canadian side.

Ezra Levant 🍁🚛 @ezralevant 2h
That seems like an odd security measure to implement if indeed it was just a "joyride" gone wrong.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 22, 2023 07:18 PM (krqg6)

232 221 Screw getting into the why.

The why allows them to codify unequal treatment under the law.

Posted by: Kratwurst at November 22, 2023 07:18 PM (fcDpY)

233 If this turkey is not defrosted in the next 2 hours, there will be consequences.

Seriously ? Bucket of water, if you have a sanitary five gallon bucket. And then back in the fridge.

The water will help defrost. A lot. It's more uniform.

Posted by: The Way They Are at November 22, 2023 07:18 PM (W35FA)

234 Everything is fake and ghey and an op.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) reminds you at November 22, 2023 07:19 PM (aD39U)

235 7 Matthew Daniel Temael is one Fugly Woman.....What really pisses me off is she/it/them/bitch/cunt/cocksucker has a better Mustache then I do !!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at November 22, 2023 06:04 PM (1t11C)
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You left out skank.

Posted by: Ciampino - Where are all the trees in Newfoundland? Between the twos & the fours at November 22, 2023 07:19 PM (qfLjt)

236 If this turkey is not defrosted in the next 2 hours, there will be consequences.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 22, 2023 07:17 PM (RIvkX)

30 minutes per pound in cold water.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 22, 2023 07:19 PM (Mzdiz)

237 My MiL is sick, so we're doing Thanksgiving a few days late. I want her to be able to enjoy the feast.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 22, 2023 07:20 PM (Mzdiz)

238 30 minutes per pound in cold water.
Posted by: Miley

Cold water?!

It's shrinkage!!

(Obligatory)

Posted by: Tonypete at November 22, 2023 07:20 PM (qoGsy)

239 SanFranpsycho, Good luck.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 22, 2023 07:21 PM (R8PZ1)

240 30 minutes per pound in cold water.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 22, 2023 07:19 PM (Mzdiz)

Yep. Clean out the kitchen sink, really well, and do it there if you have to.

Miley - you know how to do things. We've talked before.

Posted by: The Way They Are at November 22, 2023 07:21 PM (W35FA)

241
Tucker: “2024 Is Going to Be like Nothing We’ve Ever Seen

As was 2023.
And 2022.
And 2021.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2023 07:21 PM (63Dwl)

242 >>Everything is fake and ghey and an op.

If everything is fake, gay and an op wouldn't that mean you are fake, gay and an op?

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2023 07:23 PM (ZLI7S)

243 The vote cheat will get bigger in 2024

Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2023 07:23 PM (fwDg9)

244 >> I buy bras with concealers in them so I *won't* have pokers.

Spoil Sport.

Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2023 07:24 PM (oaDrA)

245 If everything is fake, gay and an op wouldn't that mean you are fake, gay and an op?

Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2023 07:23 PM (ZLI7S)

I am a dog.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 22, 2023 07:24 PM (aD39U)

246 at NYPost:

Dog gets hammered on Baileys and vodka, spends night at vet, wild video shows: 'Jack, try to walk!'

Posted by: DB - at November 22, 2023 07:24 PM (geLO8)

247 Folks, if I had a "poker" in my jeans, which I do not ? I would not buy anything called a "concealer" to hide the "poker".

Hell, I'd probably wear cotton shorts in winter.

Posted by: The Way They Are at November 22, 2023 07:25 PM (W35FA)

248 Turkey question: is it safe to stuff the cavity (of the turkey!) with apple and herbs the night before?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 22, 2023 07:25 PM (LmiMn)

249 we say 'pokies'

it's cuter

Posted by: DB - at November 22, 2023 07:26 PM (geLO8)

250 Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 22, 2023 07:08 PM (Mzdiz)

Don't feel you must wait. It's not as if people wait till after 10:00?to talk about boobs and nipples.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 22, 2023 07:26 PM (RSbhh)

251 >>Turkey question: is it safe to stuff the cavity (of the turkey!) with apple and herbs the night before?

Yes. That is fine.

Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2023 07:26 PM (oaDrA)

252 Turkey question: is it safe to stuff the cavity (of the turkey!) with apple and herbs the night before?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 22, 2023 07:25 PM (LmiMn)

Eris, you're smart. Are you trolling, or serious ?

Posted by: The Way They Are at November 22, 2023 07:26 PM (W35FA)

253 Funniest thing is putting blacks into prominent roles in historical settings where they weren't. 1770s French Court with one of five characters.
Posted by: Karavan at November 22, 2023 07:09 PM (pMMG1)

There would have been a number of coloreds around from the West Indies, but I am not sure they would have made it to the upper circle. Alexandre Dumas' father was a French Cavalry officer for example, and he was born in San Domingue

Posted by: Kindltot at November 22, 2023 07:27 PM (D7oie)

254 Vote for Pedrx

Posted by: Crazy to be sane at November 22, 2023 07:27 PM (61V5o)

255 Eris, you're smart. Are you trolling, or serious ?
Posted by: The Way They Are at November 22, 2023 07:26 PM (W35FA)
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Yeah! There's so much "stuffing in the cavity will kill you" fearmongering that I just wasn't sure.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 22, 2023 07:29 PM (LmiMn)

256 254 Vote for Pedrx
Posted by: Crazy to be sane at November 22, 2023 07:27 PM (61V5o)

Haha, I thought it looked like Pedro, too. Pedrx. LOL

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 22, 2023 07:30 PM (OX9vb)

257 Turkey question: is it safe to stuff the cavity (of the turkey!) with apple and herbs the night before?

OK - real question I guess. They'll soften a bit, since your bird is still defrosting. The bird will season your apples and herbs much more than the apples and herbs will season your bird. You need heat to get it to go the other way.

But as long as you've got that bird in the fridge ? Do what you want to do. It'll be fine.

Posted by: The Way They Are at November 22, 2023 07:30 PM (W35FA)

258 Eris, I vote NO.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 22, 2023 07:31 PM (R8PZ1)

259 Selfsgiving Is The Thanksgiving You Really Want

https://youtu.be/k111xowLzIQ?si=zeDmhGHGb-NIGKlJ

Posted by: Kindltot at November 22, 2023 07:31 PM (D7oie)

260 I have heard tge Antifa dude's victim was a convicted sex offender, but have not confirmed it.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at November 22, 2023 07:31 PM (tpCh3)

261 Everthing bout that guy screams out 'puthy!'.
- Mike T.

Posted by: Eromero at November 22, 2023 07:32 PM (NxC5+)

262 Ban the bird! Turkey only as thinly sliced lunch meat for women from this day forward!

Posted by: Karavan at November 22, 2023 07:32 PM (pMMG1)

263 Café nood open
woof woof

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 22, 2023 07:32 PM (krqg6)

264 Yeah! There's so much "stuffing in the cavity will kill you" fearmongering that I just wasn't sure.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 22, 2023 07:29 PM (LmiMn)

Piss on that. Pull out the neck and the packet and maybe the giblets that are in the bird. Then do whatever suits you. Rinse the damn bird, now, in your sink. Pat it dry with paper towels - or don't, it just makes however you want to season it cling better - and then go to town.

If you're really concerned ? Go buy a $10 dollar meat thermometer if you don't have one. The ass end of that bird has already been picked clean at the packers. Hell, shove an open can of beer in it for fun. Seriously - that turns out well.

Enjoy !!!

Posted by: The Way They Are at November 22, 2023 07:33 PM (W35FA)

265 stuffing in the cavity will kill you"

Is that what the kids are calling it now?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at November 22, 2023 07:34 PM (/pv9Q)

266 >>Yeah! There's so much "stuffing in the cavity will kill you" fearmongering that I just wasn't sure.

Stuffing the bird is fine, you just can't overfill it, or ignore it when it comes to cooking temps. As long as you test it and make sure it reaches 160-165 before you pull the bird from the oven, you are safe.

Also, you can always remove the stuffing, place it in a casserole dish and put it in the oven to cook further while your bird is resting after cooking.
You will have at least 30 minutes to do this while the bird settles.

Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2023 07:34 PM (oaDrA)

267 Yeah! There's so much "stuffing in the cavity will kill you" fearmongering that I just wasn't sure.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 22, 2023 07:29 PM (LmiMn)

I am not the person to ask since I also can my own green beans (risk is my middle name, baby!) but as long as the temperature is low it should be fine. Maybe not Oyster stuffing, but cooked giblet should be OK.
If the turkey is OK the stuffing should be fine.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 22, 2023 07:35 PM (D7oie)

268 "...may prove to be the most damaging disruption in the history of American education."

I'm drawing a blank on another widespread disruption of American education. What am I forgetting? Other than school closures for a week or so after 9/11.

Posted by: Gref at November 22, 2023 07:37 PM (5fDan)

269 Stuffing the bird is fine, you just can't overfill it, or ignore it when it comes to cooking temps. As long as you test it and make sure it reaches 160-165 before you pull the bird from the oven, you are safe.

I know, and you know, and you know that I know that you know.

But we're talking meat thermometers. Everybody should own a couple. It just makes all this crap easier.

I'm smoking my two birds tomorrow. Soaking in the brine now. Really, really easy.

Posted by: The Way They Are at November 22, 2023 07:37 PM (W35FA)

270 Just pulled a NY Strip out of the Broiler.

Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2023 07:53 PM (oaDrA)

271 Were there Black Eskimos in Antarctica maybe before the Penguins?

Posted by: Ciampino - Where are all the trees in Newfoundland? Between the twos & the fours! at November 22, 2023 07:57 PM (qfLjt)

272 Folks would drop off turkeys at Dad's bakery the day before Thanksgiving for him to cook in the oven. Big families needing a big turkey, and home ovens were pretty small plus the convenience. Dad wanted them unstuffed with no seasoning because it would, in his words, stink up the oven. Mom cooked ours at home.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 22, 2023 08:15 PM (0EOe9)

273
I'm drawing a blank on another widespread disruption of American education. What am I forgetting? Other than school closures for a week or so after 9/11.
Posted by: Gref

***************

The Civil War?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at November 22, 2023 08:35 PM (X57KJ)

274 and assassinated when he proved too bizarre a person to be useful to them.
Hmmmm, that might inspire something.....

Posted by: GWB at November 22, 2023 08:36 PM (JgU20)

275 the Party December 31st 2000 in the US Mall. Any astronomer knows this party was a year early

Every Bible scholar knows the party was at least three years late.

Posted by: King Herod [d. 4 BC] at November 22, 2023 08:48 PM (hSwza)

276 >>Just pulled a NY Strip out of the Broiler.

Then you will need some actually good music to listen to while you are eating instead of that indie dreck you are always going on about.

No idea why they did this show but the Dead at the tiny Cape Cod Coliseum, October 28, 1979. Legend.

https://rb.gy/nqz519

Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2023 09:13 PM (ZLI7S)

277 So they used the highly scientific technique of phrenology to determine the 14th century plague victims were "black" and not DNA? I wonder why???

Posted by: kyle a jolly at November 22, 2023 09:20 PM (V+KCB)

278 She's using a desktop crt screen. That's ancient. She's hit the wall by now.

Posted by: torabora at November 22, 2023 09:42 PM (rCP/N)

279 Tucker: “2024 Is Going to Be like Nothing We’ve Ever Seen

As was 2023.
And 2022.
And 2021.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2023 07:2
****
What am I? Chopped liver?

Posted by: 2020 at November 22, 2023 09:46 PM (rCP/N)

280 The NYT is beating the drums about the pandemic-induced education gap, so they can advocate for Biden to throw even more money at the Education Department.

Posted by: Occasional Commenter at November 22, 2023 10:56 PM (GXBIW)

281 Aloha all !
A Monkee likes me !
Yeah.
One of those guys.
;P

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at November 22, 2023 11:04 PM (YiL40)

282 Those bras give me lessdyxsia (pronounce it slowly :-)

Posted by: orangecatgud at November 22, 2023 11:47 PM (aOovf)

283 Some talk of Tyrannosaurus, and some of Diplodocus,
Of Baryonyx and Triceratops, and such great 'saurs as these,
But of all the worlds great dinoes there’s none that can compare
To the tow row row row row row of the British Velociraptors...

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 23, 2023 04:32 PM (krqg6)

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