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Dogs Gone Wild Cafe

christmasinquebec.jpg
Quebec City
@manucoveney

Border collies attempt to herd a sheep... statue.

The pig has found his natural environment.

Cats team up to destroy the six hours of work it took you dressing your Christmas tree.

Dog isn't interested in playing right now.

Dog living his best life at an agility contest.

Siberian husky decides he wants to win the Creativity Portion of the agility contest.

A golden retriever once owned by Rian Johnson subverts your expectations about proper behavior during an obedience contest.

Escaped dog goes to the police station to report himself missing.

Sunrise in Antarctica. MacReady, get the chopper ready.

Gojira!

View from a Swiss mountain, winter vs. summer.

Drone shots of Higravtinden mountain, Norway.

Every mom has to say "I love you all equally," but it's not true.

Shelter dog who is terrified of everything is adopted by couple who just miscarried a child:






Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:30 PM




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Posted by: Admirale's Mate at December 01, 2023 07:30 PM (sMkAM)

2 Nooding duties performed.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 01, 2023 07:30 PM (qPw5n)

3 muhaha

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at December 01, 2023 07:30 PM (sMkAM)

4 Bacon's fresh

Posted by: TC at December 01, 2023 07:33 PM (cHOHf)

5 th!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 01, 2023 07:33 PM (aQy7p)

6 *sigh
Quebec city looks magical.

Posted by: runner at December 01, 2023 07:33 PM (V13WU)

7 I don't understand why people complain about cats climbing Christmas trees.

It's a tree. And it's got shiny flashy things all over it. It's begging to be climbed.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 01, 2023 07:34 PM (mZ3xv)

8 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2023 07:35 PM (fwDg9)

9 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 01, 2023 07:35 PM (T4tVD)

10 Quebec city looks magical.
Posted by: runner at December 01, 2023 07:33 PM (V13WU)

It suffers a plague of Frogs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2023 07:35 PM (GxGMF)

11 It suffers a plague of Frogs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2023 07:35 PM (GxGMF)


won't they freeze??

Posted by: runner at December 01, 2023 07:36 PM (V13WU)

12 Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2023 07:35 PM (fwDg9)

How are you feeling Skip? This was your first week back at work right. Hope it went well.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at December 01, 2023 07:38 PM (N6UT3)

13 won't they freeze??
Posted by: runner at December 01, 2023 07:36 PM (V13WU)

The Labatt's Blue and Molson 50 coursing through their veins acts as antifreeze.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2023 07:39 PM (GxGMF)

14 7 I don't understand why people complain about cats climbing Christmas trees.

It's a tree. And it's got shiny flashy things all over it. It's begging to be climbed.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 01, 2023 07:34 PM (mZ3xv)


I climbed it because it is there!

Posted by: Your cat at December 01, 2023 07:41 PM (5fDan)

15 The Labatt's Blue and Molson 50 coursing through their veins acts as antifreeze.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2023 07:39 PM (GxGMF)

With all due respect, horrible beers.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at December 01, 2023 07:42 PM (N6UT3)

16 "It's a tree. And it's got shiny flashy things all over it. It's begging to be climbed."

Our cats never did. Not entirely sure why not.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 01, 2023 07:43 PM (ou9hh)

17 No atomic smoke rings. Not baby Godzilla.

Posted by: Kratwurst at December 01, 2023 07:43 PM (fcDpY)

18 Last real Christmas 🎄 we had was 1st year we had our cats as kittens, they were up in the tree.

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2023 07:43 PM (fwDg9)

19 "Man pummeled by Mike Tyson on JetBlue flight demands $450K in what fighter’s lawyer calls a ‘shakedown’"

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Don't give him a dime, Mike. The only thing you did wrong was not hit him harder.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2023 07:43 PM (QBaJw)

20 "It's a tree. And it's got shiny flashy things all over it. It's begging to be climbed."
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Our cats never did. Not entirely sure why not.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 01, 2023 07:43 PM (ou9hh)

Ours either. We had one who would swat at an ornament if it hung low enough. She's dead now.

Not because of that.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2023 07:45 PM (QBaJw)

21 With all due respect, horrible beers.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at December 01, 2023 07:42 PM (N6UT3)

Of course.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2023 07:46 PM (GxGMF)

22 I am not suicidal !

Posted by: Jussie Panda at December 01, 2023 07:48 PM (9Uqql)

23 "It's a tree. And it's got shiny flashy things all over it. It's begging to be climbed."

Our cats never did. Not entirely sure why not.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 01, 2023 07:43 PM (ou9hh)
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I've never had a tree in my house (as an adult), and won't have one now.

5 cats + 1 Christmas Tree = Total Disaster
Really, I am just worried about ONE cat (maybe two) that would cause a disaster...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 01, 2023 07:48 PM (BpYfr)

24 There's been a juvenile humpback whale visiting Elliot Bay for the last three days. Yesterday he was breaching and slapping his tail in front of the ferry for 20 minutes or so.

Unfortunately I wasn't on that boat, but I heard it was very special.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 01, 2023 07:49 PM (mBqSi)

25 PAC-12 championship game
10 mins

Posted by: Don Black at December 01, 2023 07:49 PM (geLO8)

26 Ace, another great week!

Here's hoping you have the kind of weekend that calls for the Bat Signal in Monday's Café!!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 01, 2023 07:50 PM (a3Q+t)

27 I don't care much for the cold, but it might be worth it to see one of those Antarctic sunrises.

Btw, the dry McMurdo valleys are spectacular, based on photos I've seen. What a complete surprise it was for me to learn that there are snow-free locations on that icy continent.

Posted by: Paco at December 01, 2023 07:51 PM (njExo)

28 So a white guy, who was an FBI informant, was part of a Mexican prison gang, and stabbed Derek Chauvin 22 times... because of Black Friday?

Do I have that right?

Claims his current conviction if for crimes he committed while an informant, because if he didn't engage in criminal activity while in prison, affiliated with the mexican gang, they might have assumed something was fishy. And they convicted him anyway.

Sounds about right.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2023 07:51 PM (QBaJw)

29 Let's go HUSKIES!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 01, 2023 07:51 PM (mBqSi)

30 Drone shots of Higravtinden mountain, Norway.

--

Speaking of:

March 2021

"The FAA plans to launch a public outreach effort to replenish its drone registration system, which this year has experienced a 50% decline in the number of people who have registered or renewed registrations of their aircraft.

Between December 2020 and this January, the total number of recreational flyers who had registered their drones through the FAA’s online system and commercial-registered drone aircraft fell from 1,746,248 to 873,144."

https://tinyurl.com/ymf3fy63

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Look at the date.

You won't see discussion allowed at the classy sites, but if you peek into the dark corners you'll find normal people observing and voicing something interesting.

Folks watched people burn cities down, attack and murder cops, attack and murder business owners, etc., and nothing happened to them. Bailed out immediately, and murderers serving no time.

Normal people watching that sort of thing began to wonder why they should need to jump through hoops to fly their plastic toy, and decided they would also live outside the law.

This isn't a good thing for society long-term.

Posted by: NIKKI HALEY WAS HERE at December 01, 2023 07:52 PM (+zy2u)

31 When I was a kid we had a cat , Sptiz and a Scotty dog , Pepper. We were at the kitchen table when we heard a thud and then like glass breaking. We listened closely and it happened again.

We got up and found Spitz knocking a Christmas ornament off the tree and Pepper crushing it.

Posted by: Drive by at December 01, 2023 07:52 PM (MNhXM)

32 Who knew Godzilla was a herbivore?

Posted by: Paco at December 01, 2023 07:52 PM (njExo)

33 We used to do real trees for Christmas but now we just leave a Christmas scenery channel on. But when we had one the cats loved to sleep under it with the gifts.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 01, 2023 07:52 PM (MeG8a)

34 Labatt’s is the Brussels sprouts of beers.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 01, 2023 07:52 PM (JrojV)

35 Even when the cats climb the tree they stay in the middle. It doesn't knock it over.

Posted by: Iris at December 01, 2023 07:53 PM (n3DL0)

36 Let's go HUSKIES!
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 01, 2023 07:51 PM


If they don't go well, everyone should Duck.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 01, 2023 07:53 PM (a3Q+t)

37 I don't care much for the cold, but it might be worth it to see one of those Antarctic sunrises.

Btw, the dry McMurdo valleys are spectacular, based on photos I've seen. What a complete surprise it was for me to learn that there are snow-free locations on that icy continent.
Posted by: Paco at December 01, 2023 07:51 PM (njExo)

I lost my interest in visiting Antarctica when I saw The Thing.

I regained my interest when I found out that's where all the underground alien civilizations and flying saucers are parked.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2023 07:53 PM (QBaJw)

38 "She's dead now.

Not because of that.
Posted by: BurtTC "

XD. We always put the soft ornaments on the bottom branches, just in case the cats were tempted to swat the low-hanging ones.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 01, 2023 07:53 PM (ou9hh)

39 They don't give a fuck what it looks like. They are just going to do whatever they want.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 01, 2023 07:54 PM (Bm0U7)

40 I've said it before, and I'm sure I'll say it again. It is an absolute miracle that the Panda species has lasted this long. They are dumb and reckless, and if you turn around, they will continue to be dumb and reckless.

It's a contest between them and guinea birds (who insist on going out into the center of the road to try and identify the make of the car speeding towards them) for stupidity superiority.

Posted by: Orson at December 01, 2023 07:54 PM (dIske)

41 I have been drunk, but I have never been "I'm gonna pick a fight with Mike Tyson" drunk.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 01, 2023 07:54 PM (q3gwH)

42 Lucy the Fink won't climb my artificial tree. She climbed the real ones though. Another reason I don't get them anymore.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 01, 2023 07:54 PM (mBqSi)

43 cat bites wires on lights in tree, that night a short burns down (real) tree, and house. This is fine ...

Posted by: illiniwek at December 01, 2023 07:55 PM (Cus5s)

44 Why in the hell do you people keep cats??? They’re the Devil’s familiars!!! Get rid of them!!!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 01, 2023 07:57 PM (JrojV)

45 Labatt's > Old Milwaukee

Posted by: jsg at December 01, 2023 07:57 PM (9Uqql)

46 37. I lost my interest in visiting Antarctica when I saw The Thing.

I regained my interest when I found out that's where all the underground alien civilizations and flying saucers are parked. - BurtTC


Haw! You're right. There's a lot going on there.

Posted by: Paco at December 01, 2023 07:58 PM (njExo)

47 We don't 'get' cats.

Cats 'get' humans.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 01, 2023 07:59 PM (mZ3xv)

48 Old Milwelfare is awful beer.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 01, 2023 07:59 PM (Bm0U7)

49 >>>Normal people watching that sort of thing began to wonder why they should need to jump through hoops to fly their plastic toy, and decided they would also live outside the law.

This isn't a good thing for society long-term.

Posted by: NIKKI HALEY WAS HERE
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There is no law.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2023 08:00 PM (JQ1AZ)

50 There's been a juvenile humpback whale visiting Elliot Bay for the last three days. Yesterday he was breaching and slapping his tail in front of the ferry for 20 minutes or so.

Unfortunately I wasn't on that boat, but I heard it was very special.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 01, 2023 07:49 PM (mBqSi)

I can’t imagine how special seeing that would be. One of those bucket list things I guess. On a related note, has anyone seen Chris Crispy go off the high board?

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at December 01, 2023 08:00 PM (N6UT3)

51 Cats just wanna have fun.

Posted by: Eromero at December 01, 2023 08:00 PM (NxC5+)

52 Labatt's > Old Milwaukee
Posted by: jsg

It was be a gas to have a side by side taste test of old beers such as: Stroh's, Old Dutch, Reading Beer, POC, Carling Black Label, etc.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2023 08:02 PM (qoGsy)

53 "Mars, maker of M&Ms and Snickers, uses cocoa harvested by 5-year-old kids in Ghana: report"

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Unlike Nestle, which uses child slaves, these kids are apparently not technically slaves. Not technically.

Enjoy your Christmas candy, everyone!

Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2023 08:02 PM (QBaJw)

54 I lost my interest in visiting Antarctica when I saw The Thing.

The day after I saw The Thing I was absent mindedly taking a morning show thinking about some of the scenes. Remember the guy whose head became a giant spider? I was thinking about that. I reached for a washcloth and a long leggity spider dropped to the bottom of the shower. I jumped so high I think I landed in the next county.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at December 01, 2023 08:03 PM (Mig/N)

55 t bites wires on lights in tree, that night a short burns down (real) tree, and house. This is fine ...
Posted by: illiniwek at December 01, 2023 07:55 PM (Cus5s)

Never handled that type of property claim but I did handle a house fire that was caused by my policyholder's four year old grandson who decided to plug in the string of outdoor Christmas lights that had been just taken down and put in a box with newspaper for storage ( the old time big colored bulb lights) . It got hot enough over 8 hours to start a fire. The Karen homeowner indicated to me that she no longer had a grandson and she was serious. The fire had burned her large collection of antique dolls.

Posted by: Drive by at December 01, 2023 08:03 PM (MNhXM)

56 Cats just wanna have fun.
Posted by: Eromero at December 01, 2023 08:00 PM (NxC5+)

Like leaving a deuce on the top of the litter in a just cleaned box.

Good lord, it's stinking up the whole house.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2023 08:03 PM (QBaJw)

57 >>> I don't understand why people complain about cats climbing Christmas trees.
It's a tree. And it's got shiny flashy things all over it. It's begging to be climbed.
Posted by: AlaBAM

Hasn't happened yet, but we'll see if he does it this...
Had a dog take out a tree one year though.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 01, 2023 08:04 PM (cOq4q)

58 These fucking people:

"But despite several recent years of low extents, the long-term trend for sea ice in southern polar waters is essentially flat," the NASA Earth Observatory said.
Scambos agrees, noting that A23a came from a part of Antarctica that is fairly stable.
"These big icebergs are spectacular, but they're just the way Antarctica works. This is how an ice sheet works. It gathers snow, and the snow thickens and flows off into the ocean, and then pieces break off. And in Antarctica, those pieces are really, really large," he said.
"But the more important thing for people to be aware of is that Antarctica in other places is losing ice very rapidly," Scambos said, describing a dynamic that contributes to rising sea levels.

Antarctic ice is stable, this iceberg is totally normal, but panic because we are rapidly losing Antarctic sea ice. Gotta pay alms to the church of climate change.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2023 08:04 PM (2ovLw)

59 53 "Mars, maker of M&Ms and Snickers, uses cocoa harvested by 5-year-old kids in Ghana: report"

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Unlike Nestle, which uses child slaves, these kids are apparently not technically slaves. Not technically.

Enjoy your Christmas candy, everyone!
Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2023 08:02 PM (QBaJw)

________________________________

As long as the little bastards wash their hands, I'm cool with it. I'm not the world's policeman anymore. Such is the benefit of indifference.

Posted by: Orson at December 01, 2023 08:04 PM (dIske)

60 Weren't the old brands bought by the Consortium which then changed the brewing formulas and techniques?

Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2023 08:04 PM (JQ1AZ)

61 Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer 2h
JUST IN: The inmate who stabbed Derek Chauvin 22 times in prison last week has been identified by The U.S. Attorney's Office 52-year-old John Turscak.

Oddly enough, Turscak is a former FBI informant!!

Coincidence? I don’t think so.

Seems like a coordinated effort to kill Chauvin.

“Turscak told investigators that he attacked Chauvin on Black Friday, the day after Thanksgiving, as a symbolic connection to the Black Lives Matter movement and the "Black Hand" symbol associated with the Mexican Mafia gang, prosecutors said.”

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 01, 2023 08:06 PM (krqg6)

62 59 53 "Mars, maker of M&Ms and Snickers, uses cocoa harvested by 5-year-old kids in Ghana: report"

Pre-K Third World Kids - 1
Gen Z - 0

Posted by: jsg at December 01, 2023 08:07 PM (9Uqql)

63 Aren't Mars and Nestle both pretty woke? If they got a scandal incoming, couldn't happen to a better batch of corpos.

Posted by: CppThis at December 01, 2023 08:08 PM (PZvjL)

64 Normal people watching that sort of thing began to wonder why they should need to jump through hoops to fly their plastic toy, and decided they would also live outside the law.

This isn't a good thing for society long-term.
Posted by: NIKKI HALEY WAS HERE at December 01, 2023 07:52 PM (+zy2u)


I figure about a third of them crash or get lost. But yeah, most folks are telling the faa to buzz off.
Eventually an airliner is going to suck one of these into an engine, either on takeoff or landing.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2023 08:08 PM (uSHSS)

65 It was be a gas to have a side by side taste test of old beers such as: Stroh's, Old Dutch, Reading Beer, POC, Carling Black Label, etc.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2023 08:02 PM (qoGsy)

Tonypete, after 4 or 6 they all tasted the same and not too bad. Also, they produced a lot of chillen.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at December 01, 2023 08:09 PM (N6UT3)

66 Pre-K Third World Kids - 1
Gen Z - 0
Posted by: jsg at December 01, 2023 08:07


That's a lot of minus'ss OH yeah, heah.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 01, 2023 08:09 PM (IG4Id)

67 15 With all due respect, horrible beers.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at December 01, 2023 07:42 PM (N6UT3)


*American light beer has entered the chat*

Posted by: CppThis at December 01, 2023 08:10 PM (PZvjL)

68 7 I don't understand why people complain about cats climbing Christmas trees.

It's a tree. And it's got shiny flashy things all over it. It's begging to be climbed.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 01, 2023 07:34 PM (mZ3xv)
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Also the shiny actively things tease the cats. They go Na-na-nana-na ....

Posted by: Ciampino - he's full of beans today at December 01, 2023 08:10 PM (qfLjt)

69 Unlike Nestle, which uses child slaves, these kids are apparently not technically slaves. Not technically.
'Enjoy your Christmas candy, everyone!
Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2023 08:02 PM (QBaJw)


Let me tell you about my rubber tappers, son.

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at December 01, 2023 08:11 PM (D7oie)

70 Weren't the old brands bought by the Consortium which then changed the brewing formulas and techniques?

Posted by: Braenyard
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Old Mil was always bad. Not Stroh's bad. But bad.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 01, 2023 08:12 PM (Dm8we)

71 There's a rock in Plymouth MA, where the pilgrims landed circa 1620. The sea hasn't encroached on it.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2023 08:12 PM (JQ1AZ)

72 >>> Labatt’s is the Brussels sprouts of beers.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

When in seminary school my roommate and I would have, on average, a kegger a week.
Bush was the 'standard' at $34 a half barrel. We did better,
Labatt's was $51 a half barrel. 17 people at $3 each covered it and we would stop collecting.
If we needed more (beer) we'd pass the hat... but we'd only invite 17 anyway, and that's a lot of beer for a room full of mostly girls.

Oddly, the Bush barrel crowd would ask $2 a head, for 17 people to break even.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 01, 2023 08:14 PM (cOq4q)

73 BurtTC@28 - now we need to watch for the payoff; super early parole, an appeal succeeds, somehow he gets sprung early ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at December 01, 2023 08:14 PM (zer5o)

74 These announcers can kiss my ass.
They run their little 60 second mini-tribute to the PAC-12 and I guess that makes it all OK. The rest of the time they're trying to convince us the fate of the free world depends on this game. Well, until tomorrow's game.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2023 08:15 PM (uSHSS)

75 34 Labatt’s is the Brussels sprouts of beers.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 01, 2023 07:52 PM (JrojV)
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But I enjoyed the ads.
(Never had a Labatt)

Posted by: Ciampino - Is that beer made with Canadian beans? at December 01, 2023 08:18 PM (qfLjt)

76 When in seminary school my roommate and I would have, on average, a kegger a week.
Bush was the 'standard' at $34 a half barrel. We did better,
Labatt's was $51 a half barrel. 17 people at $3 each covered it and we would stop collecting.
If we needed more (beer) we'd pass the hat... but we'd only invite 17 anyway, and that's a lot of beer for a room full of mostly girls.

Oddly, the Bush barrel crowd would ask $2 a head, for 17 people to break even.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 01, 2023 08:14 PM (cOq4q)
***

I bet you guys kicked ass when you had fish and bread for munchies.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2023 08:19 PM (uSHSS)

77 The rest of the time they're trying to convince us the fate of the free world depends on this game. Well, until tomorrow's game.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2023 08:15 PM (uSHSS)

Bama vs Dawgs..Roll. Damn. Tide. Roll.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at December 01, 2023 08:19 PM (N6UT3)

78 St Pauli Girl has got it going on.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 01, 2023 08:19 PM (4I/2K)

79 >>> It was be a gas to have a side by side taste test of old beers such as: Stroh's, Old Dutch, Reading Beer, POC, Carling Black Label, etc.
Posted by: Tonypete

Add in Blatz and you have an event for your next MoMe.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 01, 2023 08:19 PM (cOq4q)

80 But I enjoyed the ads.
(Never had a Labatt)
Posted by: Ciampino - Is that beer made with Canadian beans? at December 01, 2023 08:18 PM (qfLjt)

Don’t

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at December 01, 2023 08:20 PM (N6UT3)

81 As long as the little bastards wash their hands, I'm cool with it. I'm not the world's policeman anymore. Such is the benefit of indifference.
Posted by: Orson at December 01, 2023 08:04 PM (dIske)

I don't think they touch the parts that make it onto candy bars.

Bigger risk is them cutting OFF their hands. No OSHA, and all that.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2023 08:20 PM (QBaJw)

82 BurtTC@28 - now we need to watch for the payoff; super early parole, an appeal succeeds, somehow he gets sprung early ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at December 01, 2023 08:14 PM (zer5o)

Well first he's got a new attempted murder charge.

Let's see how that goes.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2023 08:21 PM (QBaJw)

83 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Press Release (parody) @AOCpressTwo Nov 30
After Elon’s F-bomb tirade, this will be my last post on X.

I can no longer support a platform run by a foul mouthed degenerate.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Press Release (parody) @AOCpressTwo 12h
Please stop falling for these ridiculous, fake parody accounts of me 👇

I haven’t left X -- you mad bro?

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 01, 2023 08:21 PM (krqg6)

84 I love that the left coast PAC-12 football championship game's primary sponsor is an oil company.

Posted by: NIKKI HALEY WAS HERE at December 01, 2023 08:21 PM (+zy2u)

85 "no reasonable prosecutor ..."

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at December 01, 2023 08:22 PM (zer5o)

86 Yuengling > oldschool Michelob > Moosehead > Labatt > Bud et al

Posted by: CppThis at December 01, 2023 08:22 PM (PZvjL)

87
Train passing through old Cumberland Gap tunnel.

https://youtu.be/zCrYUl8-WTg?feature=shared

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2023 08:23 PM (epfYa)

88 Speaking of small wonders, it's amazing how much better mashed taters are, when they have some of the lumps still in them.

When they're too whipped, they lose something important.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2023 08:23 PM (QBaJw)

89 Canadian beers tasted fine, seemed always to get headaches from them.

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2023 08:24 PM (fwDg9)

90 40 I've said it before, and I'm sure I'll say it again. It is an absolute miracle that the Panda species has lasted this long. They are dumb and reckless, and if you turn around, they will continue to be dumb and reckless.

It's a contest between them and guinea birds (who insist on going out into the center of the road to try and identify the make of the car speeding towards them) for stupidity superiority.

Posted by: Orson at December 01, 2023 07:54 PM (dIske)
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I don't know, those idiots that glue themselves onto freeways may challenge that. I can just see a runaway 18-wheeler thundering down .......

(is a guinea bird the same as a guinea fowl?)

Posted by: Ciampino - Pandas vs BLM? at December 01, 2023 08:24 PM (qfLjt)

91 Old Milwaukee saved my life in 'Nam.

Posted by: Lou Redwood at December 01, 2023 08:24 PM (9Uqql)

92 Bama vs Dawgs..Roll. Damn. Tide. Roll.

-

Oregon has one loss this season and only one win over a top 25 team (Oregon St.) and is ranked #5

Alabama has one loss this season and wins over three ranked teams while going undefeated in the SEC West. And is ranked #8

Go ahead and explain that one.

Posted by: NIKKI HALEY WAS HERE at December 01, 2023 08:25 PM (+zy2u)

93 Going to laugh my ass off when Oregon and Washington go to the Big 10 and don't win the conference for at least a decade.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2023 08:26 PM (uSHSS)

94 44 Why in the hell do you people keep cats??? They’re the Devil’s familiars!!! Get rid of them!!!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 01, 2023 07:57 PM (JrojV)
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My cats would be asking "Why do you keep Humans?" ..... wait, can openers!

Posted by: Ciampino - White kids marching for BLM, Hamas, Ban Oil ... dolts all of them at December 01, 2023 08:27 PM (qfLjt)

95 88 Speaking of small wonders, it's amazing how much better mashed taters are, when they have some of the lumps still in them.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2023 08:23 PM (QBaJw)

This is why you use a hand masher and not the mixer. IMO

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 01, 2023 08:27 PM (OX9vb)

96 You know that Satanic abortion story a couple of threads ago? Well . . .

For those who think we're exaggerating this "Satanic abortion" stuff, please listen to this witch explain her spells that take power from the "life that has been conceived"

https://tinyurl.com/2wm8rznk

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 01, 2023 08:28 PM (FVME7)

97 46 37. I lost my interest in visiting Antarctica when I saw The Thing.

I regained my interest when I found out that's where all the underground alien civilizations and flying saucers are parked. - BurtTC

Haw! You're right. There's a lot going on there.

Posted by: Paco at December 01, 2023 07:58 PM (njExo)
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Also rape rape .....
(Posted by: Whoopi Goldstains)

Posted by: Ciampino - White kids marching for BLM, Hamas, Ban Oil ... dolts all of them! at December 01, 2023 08:29 PM (qfLjt)

98 >>>The pig has found his natural environment.

His natural environment is on a spit above the fire.

Posted by: No Name Today at December 01, 2023 08:31 PM (vlXMQ)

99 Only works for Buddhists...

R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts 2h
🚨#BREAKING: A Woman Palestinian protester draped in a Palestinian flag has set herself on fire with gasoline outside a Israeli consulate building
📌#Atlanta | #Georgia
A Woman Palestinian protester draped in a Palestinian flag has set themselves on fire with gasoline outside a building in Atlanta Georgia that houses the Israeli consulate on Friday afternoon. Both the protester and a security guard were hospitalized with burns. The police are investigating the incident as arson and describe it as an extreme act of political protest. The security guard sustained burns on his wrist and leg, while the protester is in critical condition with third-degree burns. Authorities have recovered a Palestinian flag that was part of the protest. Currently there is a investigation underway.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 01, 2023 08:31 PM (krqg6)

100 Speaking of small wonders, it's amazing how much better mashed taters are, when they have some of the lumps still in them.

When they're too whipped, they lose something important.
Posted by: BurtTC

I only mash mine with a masher, no whipping allowed.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2023 08:32 PM (qoGsy)

101
Delilah's web page has been updated, with a puppy picture.

https://soyaraborzoi.com/Delilah.htm

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2023 08:33 PM (epfYa)

102 R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts 2h
🚨#BREAKING: A Woman Palestinian protester draped in a Palestinian flag has set herself on fire with gasoline outside a Israeli consulate building.


Now that's commitment to the cause. Idiotic, but committed.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 01, 2023 08:33 PM (4I/2K)

103 Ah, I see Dash is a 'Ette of great discernment also.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2023 08:33 PM (qoGsy)

104 BREAKING: A Woman Palestinian protester draped in a Palestinian flag has set herself on fire with gasoline outside a Israeli consulate building

I encourage more of this.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 01, 2023 08:33 PM (Bm0U7)

105
A Woman Palestinian protester draped in a Palestinian flag has set herself on fire with gasoline outside a Israeli consulate building

__________

Destroying the environment, eh?


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2023 08:35 PM (epfYa)

106 Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 01, 2023 08:31 PM (krqg6)

Even odds that she's not even a Palestinian or Muslim.

Posted by: Drive by at December 01, 2023 08:35 PM (MNhXM)

107
A Woman Palestinian protester draped in a Palestinian flag has set herself on fire with gasoline outside a Israeli consulate building

Everything old is new again.

Posted by: Burning Monk of 1963 at December 01, 2023 08:36 PM (63Dwl)

108 BREAKING: A Woman Palestinian protester draped in a Palestinian flag has set herself on fire with gasoline outside a Israeli consulate building

I encourage more of this.


Seconded.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 01, 2023 08:36 PM (V8he0)

109 A Woman Palestinian protester draped in a Palestinian flag has set herself on fire with gasoline outside a Israeli consulate building


--

Oh no.

Anyway, we finally got some rain today. Be sure if you haven't cleaned your gutters out from the fall that you clear any blockages. You don't want the weight of the water to damage anything.

Posted by: NIKKI HALEY WAS HERE at December 01, 2023 08:36 PM (+zy2u)

110 58
Antarctic ice is stable, this iceberg is totally normal, but panic because we are rapidly losing Antarctic sea ice. Gotta pay alms to the church of climate change.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2023 08:04 PM (2ovLw)
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Ask these people for examples of risen sea level (how much) such as where? Which places are now permanently flooded.

Posted by: Ciampino - The perfecy Earth temperature is? And where? at December 01, 2023 08:36 PM (qfLjt)

111 Delilah's web page has been updated, with a puppy picture.

https://soyaraborzoi.com/Delilah.htm
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2023 08:33 PM (epfYa)

Great pictures, thanks for posting H7

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at December 01, 2023 08:36 PM (N6UT3)

112 I have been drunk, but I have never been "I'm gonna pick a fight with Mike Tyson" drunk.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson

You got to go with tequila with a worm in it for that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 01, 2023 08:37 PM (FVME7)

113 When they're too whipped, they lose something important.

Sorta like men.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 01, 2023 08:37 PM (I/Qkd)

114 99...BREAKING: A Woman Palestinian protester draped in a Palestinian flag has set herself on fire with gasoline outside a Israeli consulate building

Well, bye.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 01, 2023 08:38 PM (OX9vb)

115 >>> Antarctic ice is stable, this iceberg is totally normal, but panic because we are rapidly losing Antarctic sea ice. Gotta pay alms to the church of climate change.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Back in seminary school I had a class called "Geotechnical Engineering for Cold Regions". This was when the 286 machine was king... Anyway, based upon that one course I wanted to do an earth model. Conceptually it would show that
Global Warming >> Ice Age
Ice Age >> Thaw and Warm Period

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 01, 2023 08:38 PM (cOq4q)

116 "A Woman Palestinian protester draped in a Palestinian flag has set themselves on fire with gasoline outside a building in Atlanta Georgia that houses the Israeli consulate on Friday afternoon."
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 01, 2023 08:31 PM (krqg6)

Where is the Israeli consulate housed when it's not Friday afternoon?

Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2023 08:38 PM (QBaJw)

117 Julianna Margulies makes a groveling apology to Hamas supporters for speaking the truth. Now everyone hates her. Good job dumbass.

Posted by: Drive by at December 01, 2023 08:39 PM (MNhXM)

118 Sorta like men.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 01, 2023 08:37 PM (I/Qkd)

Yeah, well I don't eat men, so.....

Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2023 08:39 PM (QBaJw)

119 "A Woman Palestinian protester draped in a Palestinian flag has set herself on fire with gasoline outside a Israeli consulate building"

I've heard of hot dates but that's ridiculous.

Posted by: fd at December 01, 2023 08:40 PM (vFG9F)

120 A Woman Palestinian protester draped in a Palestinian flag has set herself on fire with gasoline outside a Israeli consulate building.


Old Intelligence saying. The first report is always wrong.
How do we know she was a pali?
Did she have help?
Was she sane?
What were her real pronouns?
How many carbon offsets were required?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2023 08:40 PM (uSHSS)

121 Actually posted this in another earlier thread today:
Protestor draped in a Palestinian flag sets themselves on FIRE outside Israeli consulate in Atlanta: Cops say they're in critical condition after 'extreme act of political protest'

https://mol.im/a/12816093

Posted by: Ciampino - The perfect Earth temperature is? And where? at December 01, 2023 08:41 PM (qfLjt)

122 >>> I bet you guys kicked ass when you had fish and bread for munchies.
Posted by: Diogenes

That was anchovy pizza.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 01, 2023 08:41 PM (cOq4q)

123 There's a rock in Plymouth MA, where the pilgrims landed circa 1620. The sea hasn't encroached on it.

Two possibilities here.

1. The oceans aren't rising like we're being told.
2. The Atlantic Ocean has more respect for American history than our current crop of politicians.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 01, 2023 08:42 PM (Bd6X8)

124 This is why you use a hand masher and not the mixer. IMO
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 01, 2023 08:27 PM (OX9vb)

I didn't do the preparing, whoever works at the restaurant did. My compliments to the tater masher... chicken was a little dry though.

No stars.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2023 08:42 PM (QBaJw)

125 Two possibilities here.

1. The oceans aren't rising like we're being told.
2. The Atlantic Ocean has more respect for American history than our current crop of politicians.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

Embrace the power of 'and'.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2023 08:42 PM (qoGsy)

126 Julianna Margulies makes a groveling apology to Hamas supporters for speaking the truth. Now everyone hates her. Good job dumbass.
Posted by: Drive by

Jimmy Fallon landed in hot water for calling this guest "bud" (You can guess why). Check out the mostly-peaceful reactions.

https://tinyurl.com/yeyvyf8t

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 01, 2023 08:43 PM (FVME7)

127 She didn't die. Them pali's can't do anything right.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2023 08:43 PM (q3gwH)

128 Actually posted this in another earlier thread today:
Protestor draped in a Palestinian flag sets themselves on FIRE outside Israeli consulate in Atlanta: Cops say they're in critical condition after 'extreme act of political protest'

https://mol.im/a/12816093
Posted by: Ciampino - The perfect Earth temperature is? And where? at December 01, 2023 08:41 PM (qfLjt)

No dead Joos or Christians; no Mohammed points for you.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at December 01, 2023 08:44 PM (N6UT3)

129 There's a rock in Plymouth MA, where the pilgrims landed circa 1620. The sea hasn't encroached on it.

Two possibilities here.

1. The oceans aren't rising like we're being told.
2. The Atlantic Ocean has more respect for American history than our current crop of politicians.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 01, 2023 08:42 PM (Bd6X

and a third:

Gilligan has been using the rock to anchor his lobster traps as he checks on them and repositions them daily.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 01, 2023 08:44 PM (4I/2K)

130 Julianna Margulies makes a groveling apology to Hamas supporters for speaking the truth. Now everyone hates her. Good job dumbass.
Posted by: Drive by at December 01, 2023 08:39 PM (MNhXM)


Yeah. Never apologize. Her original comments weren't all that bad. Coward.
And WTF did she do to her face?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2023 08:44 PM (uSHSS)

131 Old Intelligence saying. The first report is always wrong.
How do we know she was a pali?
Did she have help?
Was she sane?
What were her real pronouns?
How many carbon offsets were required?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2023 08:40 PM (uSHSS)

It says they recovered the flag... how'd that not get burned?

Sounds to me like a sneaky Jew trick. Take a Jewish lady, put her in front of the consulate, light her on fire, then toss a moist Pali flag in her general vicinity.

Ooh, they're so clever!

Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2023 08:45 PM (QBaJw)

132 Atlanta, pustule full of crazies.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2023 08:45 PM (JQ1AZ)

133
Gay Hollywood baby killer transitioners love homicidal islamists.

Hitler and Stalin had a lot more in common.

Oh, and, free Jussie! It's not a joke if Pritzger gives him a get-out-of-jail card; it's progress.

Posted by: Auspex at December 01, 2023 08:46 PM (j4U/Z)

134 The Atlantic Ocean has more respect for American history than our current crop of politicians.

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Speaking of the Arlantic, you damn people have a lot to answer for!

INFLATION IS YOUR FAULT
If people are so mad about high prices, why do they keep buying so many expensive things?

By Annie Lowrey

https://tinyurl.com/ysdjwkn7

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 01, 2023 08:48 PM (FVME7)

135 Gasoline is not an eco friendly way to set yourself on fire. Used french fry grease is much kinder to Gaia.

Posted by: fd at December 01, 2023 08:48 PM (vFG9F)

136 As long as Obama keeps his mansion on Fire Island I'm not going to worry about rising ocean levels.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2023 08:49 PM (JQ1AZ)

137 >>> A Woman Palestinian protester draped in a Palestinian flag has set themselves on fire with gasoline...

About damn time.
As long as they keep it to lighting themselves up and not going splodey.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 01, 2023 08:51 PM (cOq4q)

138 A Woman Palestinian protester draped in a Palestinian flag has set themselves on fire with gasoline outside a building in Atlanta Georgia that houses the Israeli consulate on Friday afternoon.
Posted by: andycanuck

Sorry about the security guard.

Anyway...

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 01, 2023 08:51 PM (3CCua)

139 I figure only Bama or Oregon can beat Georgia
I expect Michigan will honor tradition and lose to the Pac10 champ on NYD.

Posted by: Jamaica at December 01, 2023 08:51 PM (Eeb9P)

140 If your job requires people liking you in order to make money, do not share your deep thoughts on social media.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 01, 2023 08:52 PM (mZ3xv)

141 Israel Defense Forces @IDF 5h
In the past hours, the IDF has:

🔴Struck operational command centers in Gaza, which Hamas terrorists were operating, as well as underground sites and a military compound from which anti-tank missiles were launched at soldiers earlier today.

🔴Eliminated multiple terrorist cells throughout Gaza—including one with over 10 terrorists operating adjacent to ground troops.

🔴Thwarted 2 additional terrorist cells—in joint IDF ground and aerial activities—that launched mortar shells toward IDF troops in Gaza.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 01, 2023 08:52 PM (krqg6)

142 Gasoline is not an eco friendly way to set yourself on fire. Used french fry grease is much kinder to Gaia.
Posted by: fd at December 01, 2023 08:48 PM (vFG9F)

And for obvious reasons, vegetable oil, not rendered fat.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2023 08:52 PM (QBaJw)

143
Speaking of the Arlantic, you damn people have a lot to answer for!

INFLATION IS YOUR FAULT
If people are so mad about high prices, why do they keep buying so many expensive things?

By Annie Lowrey

https://tinyurl.com/ysdjwkn7
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here


Article without paywall:

https://tinyurl.com/3cd2vywf

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2023 08:52 PM (63Dwl)

144 Watching Oregon I doubt they could beat Kentucky or Ole Miss. Definitely not LSU or Auburn @ Auburn.

Posted by: NIKKI HALEY WAS HERE at December 01, 2023 08:53 PM (+zy2u)

145 INFLATION IS YOUR FAULT
If people are so mad about high prices, why do they keep buying so many expensive things?

By Annie Lowrey

https://tinyurl.com/ysdjwkn7
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 01, 2023 08:48 PM (FVME7


You really are a stupid tart.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 01, 2023 08:53 PM (mZ3xv)

146 She is. Not you Anonosaurus.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 01, 2023 08:54 PM (mZ3xv)

147 Well now that all the bigwigs are at the big Clunate Conference, England is experiencing a huge blast of global warming, which means a nationwide drop to -10 degrees c. Well good thing they've built all those windmills make up for all the power plants they've shut down. Oh wait - when this big mass of cold air moved in, all the wind stopped.

Oops.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2023 08:56 PM (q3gwH)

148 If people are so mad about high prices, why do they keep buying so many expensive things?
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Like groceries?

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 01, 2023 08:57 PM (krqg6)

149 A Woman Palestinian protester draped in a Palestinian flag has set themselves on fire with gasoline outside a building in Atlanta Georgia that houses the Israeli consulate on Friday afternoon.
Posted by: andycanuck

Sorry about the security guard.

Anyway...
Posted by: BifBewalski at December 01, 2023 08:51 PM (3CCua)
***

Meanwhile another attack at a bus stop in Israel. 4 dead.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2023 08:58 PM (uSHSS)

150 >>The security guard sustained burns on his wrist and leg

Hopefully he was trying to stomp out the flames.

Posted by: Aviator at December 01, 2023 08:58 PM (HQ9Sl)

151 I expected a little bit bigger push from the IDF today, but much of their remaining work has to be done underground, and that will be slow and painstaking.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2023 08:59 PM (q3gwH)

152 England alot colder than Toronto and Buffalo!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 01, 2023 08:59 PM (krqg6)

153 "Meanwhile another attack at a bus stop in Israel. 4 dead.
Posted by: Diogenes"

No shit? It seems like someone would get a clue.

Posted by: fd at December 01, 2023 08:59 PM (vFG9F)

154 LETS GO HUSKIES!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 01, 2023 09:00 PM (mBqSi)

155 A Woman Palestinian protester draped in a Palestinian flag has set themselves on fire with gasoline outside a building in Atlanta Georgia that houses the Israeli consulate on Friday afternoon.
Posted by: andycanuck


As the Good Book says, don't hide your light under a bushel.

Posted by: Tevye at December 01, 2023 09:00 PM (4I/2K)

156 Hopefully he was trying to stomp out the flames.
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Not peeing?

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 01, 2023 09:00 PM (krqg6)

157 122 >>> I bet you guys kicked ass when you had fish and bread for munchies.
Posted by: Diogenes

That was anchovy pizza.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 01, 2023 08:41 PM (cOq4q)
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My favorite.
I hate pepperoni (pseudo salame)

Posted by: Ciampino - The perfect Earth temperature is? & where, Antarctica? at December 01, 2023 09:01 PM (qfLjt)

158
>>The security guard sustained burns on his wrist and leg

Hopefully he was trying to stomp out the flames.
Posted by: Aviator


Like a flaming bag of dog poo.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2023 09:02 PM (63Dwl)

159 Annie Lowrey, you ignorant slut!

Oh, sure, *sure!* you "accounted for higher prices" oh, yeah, I'll bet.

But also-- more people are On The Dole than ever! Do they G.A.S. how much things cost, while not spending their own money? Uh-huh...

You know damn well it's the w0rking people who, (no doubt, feel like CHUMPS these days) are hurting the most and spending the least, just to keep their heads above water.

*spit*

F. U. B1tch!

Posted by: JQ at December 01, 2023 09:02 PM (njWTi)

160 Speaking of pets and Christmas trees, Ryan George:

https://tinyurl.com/zdhp9czd

Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2023 09:02 PM (QBaJw)

161 I'm old enough to remember when women burned their bras not their burkas.

Posted by: fd at December 01, 2023 09:03 PM (vFG9F)

162 Well now that all the bigwigs are at the big Clunate Conference, England is experiencing a huge blast of global warming, which means a nationwide drop to -10 degrees c. Well good thing they've built all those windmills make up for all the power plants they've shut down. Oh wait - when this big mass of cold air moved in, all the wind stopped.

Oops.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2023 08:56 PM (q3gwH)
***

Meanwhile it was leaked the other day that the biden administration was in secret talks to tear down four dams on the snake river. And the glorious governor of Washington along with the super smart Senators immediately they can replace all those lose megawatts with green sources. Probably only going to take a million of those fu*king windmills. Assholes.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2023 09:03 PM (uSHSS)

163 She is. Not you Anonosaurus.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 01, 2023 08:54 PM (mZ3xv)

Was gonna say, Anon isn't stupid.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2023 09:03 PM (QBaJw)

164 Trying to round out my Godzilla film collection and even though I have like 20, there are about a dozen more films I need to get.

I think I'm going to have a Gimlet and dwell upon this.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 01, 2023 09:04 PM (XV/Pl)

165 Take one of those fire projection mechanisms, speed it up a bit and roll up next to an EV at a stop light.

Project the fire on the EV passenger window while yelling "Fire, fire!"

Posted by: pawn at December 01, 2023 09:04 PM (QB+5g)

166 >>Not peeing?

Probably how his wrist was burned.

Posted by: Aviator at December 01, 2023 09:06 PM (HQ9Sl)

167 You got to go with tequila with a worm in it for that.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 01, 2023 08:37 PM


Actually, it's mezcal, not tequila, and it's an insect larva, not a worm.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at December 01, 2023 09:06 PM (a3Q+t)

168 >>The security guard sustained burns on his wrist and leg

Hopefully he was trying to stomp out the flames.
Posted by: Aviator


Yeah, but the protestor kept getting in the way.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2023 09:06 PM (uSHSS)

169 I guess CA is trying to make men and women equal after all. Just read that Kelly Clarkson got primary custody of their 2 children but still ordered to pay ex-husband 45,000 a month for child support. WTF?

Posted by: Drive by at December 01, 2023 09:07 PM (MNhXM)

170 You know damn well it's the w0rking people who, (no doubt, feel like CHUMPS these days) are hurting the most and spending the least, just to keep their heads above water.

*spit*

F. U. B1tch!
Posted by: JQ at December 01, 2023 09:02 PM (njWTi)

JQ: well said. Wife is having a friend here for the next few days. We bought things we don’t normally do, but probably average families do. $400.00 and counting.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at December 01, 2023 09:08 PM (N6UT3)

171 MiL is here watching the Ducks game with Mrs. F.

Shhh.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 01, 2023 09:08 PM (RIvkX)

172 A Woman Palestinian protester draped in a Palestinian flag has set themselves on fire with gasoline outside a building in Atlanta Georgia that houses the Israeli consulate on Friday afternoon. Both the protester and a security guard were hospitalized with burns. The police are investigating the incident as arson and describe it as an extreme act of political protest. The security guard sustained burns on his wrist and leg, while the protester is in critical condition with third-degree burns. Authorities have recovered a Palestinian flag that was part of the protest. Currently there is a investigation underway.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 01, 2023 08:31 PM (krqg6)

And no advance notice, so fans could gather with marshmallows.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2023 09:09 PM (BTZCA)

173 The Antarctic sea ice hasn't been this low since 1986!!!

Ok, was it global warming in 1986?

We have just started measuring antarctic sea ice in 1979. But we are certain it was never this low before!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2023 09:09 PM (2ovLw)

174 Oklahoma cops launch probe as carcass of dead Longhorn STEER is found in front of fraternity house - ahead of OSU's game against Texas

https://mol.im/a/12815517

Posted by: Ciampino - The perfect Earth temperature is? & where, NYC? at December 01, 2023 09:10 PM (qfLjt)

175 Israel elites are as screwed up as ours.

Brigadier General, Yaron Finkelman Southern Command of the Israel Defense Forces . Made his soldiers in the Gaza clean up the graffiti they had painted. You know, the Star of David, God is great all of that kind of graffiti. Humiliating huh?

then

Major General Aharon Haliva, commander, IDF Military Intelligence Directorate told a graduating class that they were not fighting an existential war.

Caroline Glick Explains it better and in more detail.
(she's wants them fired)

https://is.gd/DgWgAH

Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2023 09:10 PM (JQ1AZ)

176 A Woman Palestinian protester draped in a Palestinian flag has set themselves...


So. She's a "them" ?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2023 09:11 PM (uSHSS)

177 A burner op. Hell, it worked for the commies in RVN.

Posted by: Eromero at December 01, 2023 09:11 PM (NxC5+)

178 You assume the burning protestors gender.

Excuse me, what are your preferred pronouns?

Aaaahhhhhh! I am fucking burning!!!

Is Aaaaahhhhhh with 3 A's or 4?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2023 09:11 PM (2ovLw)

179 Sorry about the security guard.

Anyway...
Posted by: BifBewalski at December 01, 2023 08:51 PM (3CCua)

He should have used a logging chain to beat the flames out, and not his hands.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2023 09:13 PM (BTZCA)

180 We should donate Pali flags and gas to any volunteers.

Posted by: pawn at December 01, 2023 09:14 PM (QB+5g)

181 Lovely picture of Quebec City. It's worth a visit, if anyone is wondering.

A funny thing about French-Canadians... they have a swear, Tabarnak. I have asked French-Canadians what this word means, and not one has ever answered me. They always say "no... that's a bad word..." I have pressed them further, admitting I know it's a bad word, but what does it mean. They all just repeat "Oh no... that's a bad word..."

Google tells me it's a swear relating to the church. I get it. But if you have a chance, ask a French Canadian what the word means. The response is actually kind of funny.

Posted by: 496 at December 01, 2023 09:15 PM (yTLmw)

182 Oh wait - when this big mass of cold air moved in, all the wind stopped.

Oops.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2023 08:56 PM (q3gwH)

Colder than a witch's tit here, too. Single digits on the F scale.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2023 09:15 PM (BTZCA)

183 We should donate Pali flags and gas to any volunteers.
Posted by: pawn at December 01, 2023 09:14 PM

At today's gas prices?! Screw 'em. They can pay for their own suicide.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 01, 2023 09:15 PM (aQy7p)

184 Israel elites are as screwed up as ours. ...

https://is.gd/DgWgAH
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2023 09:10 PM (JQ1AZ)


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Same junta.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 01, 2023 09:17 PM (RIvkX)

185 Park that Ford and Stude together, tuck 'em in and come on down.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2023 09:18 PM (JQ1AZ)

186 It's kind of cold here too. 66.9. brrr.

Posted by: fd at December 01, 2023 09:18 PM (vFG9F)

187 Back in 2016, an independent game company released a moderately successful video named Firewatch. It is a true walking simulator. The story concerns a guy with personal problems who takes a job as a firewatcher in Wyoming's Shoshone National Forest to get away from it all. Game play consists of you walking through the forest from your fire tower to some other location where you do park ranger type stuff. The forest video quality is pretty good for eight years. Along the way, you run into a mystery involving missing people. I thought it was a good, relaxing, interesting game.

So now that Old Man Winter is upon us, the winery /restaurant where my.daughter works has slowed way down and she has more time to kill. I thought she might like this game so I tried to buy it for her. This game that I paid maybe $15 for several years ago, now can't be bought for love or money! Well, actually it can be bought for $200. I was like, "Da fuq?!!!"

A 5 minute review for anyone interested.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lWtTsFypKM4

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 01, 2023 09:18 PM (FVME7)

188 So, you are sitting in the woods hunting deer. You hear a shot up behind you a ways. A few minutes later a deer stumbles past and drops dead about 10 yards away. It is a 4 point buck. Not legal. You see the guys who shot it in the distance walking away. 30 minutes later, nobody is coming looking for it. You are 50 yards to your property line and another 100 to your windowless barn. What to do... what to do....

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2023 09:19 PM (2ovLw)

189 There's another reason drone licenses are not being renewed : the drones are " a stiff! Bereft of life, ' rest in peace,
kicked the bucket, shuffled off the mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!... "
Lost, crashed, dead batteries, etc.

If the drone owners are doing this deliberately, I hope that they have disabled the tracking ID. This is exactly the kind of shit our betters would love to lay the hammer on.

Posted by: buddhaha at December 01, 2023 09:20 PM (I2A1N)

190 183 We should donate Pali flags and gas to any volunteers.
Posted by: pawn at December 01, 2023 09:14 PM

At today's gas prices?! Screw 'em. They can pay for their own suicide.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 01, 2023 09:15 PM (aQy7p)
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Until your comment RMBS, I assumed gas meant Zyklon B. My mistake but gasoline would be better to avoid confusion. Is a gas-powered truck running on gasoline or propane? Ambiguous eh!

Posted by: Ciampino - The perfect Earth temperature is? & where, The Riviera?? at December 01, 2023 09:21 PM (qfLjt)

191 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2023 09:19 PM (2ovLw)
==-
911

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 01, 2023 09:22 PM (RIvkX)

192 Hundred years ago Tandy would have had a build your drone kit.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2023 09:22 PM (JQ1AZ)

193 Was gonna say, Anon isn't stupid.
Posted by: BurtTC

Are you sure? Mrs. Wrecks seems to disagree.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 01, 2023 09:25 PM (FVME7)

194 "A Woman Palestinian protester draped in a Palestinian flag has set herself on fire with gasoline outside a Israeli consulate building."

Yes! She's on fire!

Posted by: Marv Albert at December 01, 2023 09:25 PM (SYTee)

195 911
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Ponder this- Game warden assumes YOU shot it. Takes you one and only buck tag for the season, charges a $10 fine and confiscates the deer.

Or, you drag it to the barn, skin it and the family eats well for a few meals.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2023 09:26 PM (2ovLw)

196 Five severely malnourished horses found locked in Georgia barn before one had to be euthanized. Dehydrated animals drank 25 GALLONS of water on first night in recovery - as owner is arrested

https://mol.im/a/12815373

Posted by: Ciampino - The perfect Earth temperature is? & where, Paris? at December 01, 2023 09:26 PM (qfLjt)

197 Was gonna say, Anon isn't stupid.
Posted by: BurtTC

Are you sure? Mrs. Wrecks seems to disagree.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 01, 2023 09:25 PM (FVME7)

I was trying to call you a tart, so.....

Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2023 09:27 PM (QBaJw)

198 Yes! She's on fire!
Posted by: Marv Albert at December 01, 2023 09:25 PM (SYTee)

A hunka hunk of burnin' love!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2023 09:27 PM (BTZCA)

199 You really shouldn't burn things with gasoline. It is way too volatile. Diesel or kerosene are safer alternatives.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2023 09:27 PM (2ovLw)

200 The Quebec Nordiques now known as the Colorado Avalanche. A few playoff runs while in Quebec. A pretty intense brawl while playing the Montreal Canadians during a playoff round. 1986 or there abouts. Can't remember the exact year. Its on YTube. Seemed to start in the 2nd Period and then just kept going and going.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 01, 2023 09:29 PM (FmapG)

201 I have a state law I want to argue all the way to the State Supreme Court.

My vehicle has one headlight that works only on high beam. I've been told in the past that it is illegal to operate on high beam (which I do, to avoid getting a ticket for having headlight out) inside municipalities in Tennessee.

But because of the discoloration and age of my headlight covers, my high beams are actually dimmer than most new cars' low beams.

When and if I am ticketed, I intend to appeal the repair order issued to me on the grounds that operating a vehicle with high beams on can't be construed as a traffic hazard merely because the switch in the vehicle is set to high, it would have to be based on an objective standard of candlepower measurements.

And, Lord willing, I will see this oppressive law stricken from the books in the name of liberty.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 01, 2023 09:30 PM (G4N80)

202 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 01, 2023 09:18 PM (FVME7)
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I downloaded that game, and started it. Didn't get far. Perhaps I should give it another go.

Also - not sure if you have an X box but Firewatch is free with a Gamepass subscription right now. With gamepass you download the game and for as long as you have maintain the subscription (about $15/month) you can play the game

Posted by: 496 at December 01, 2023 09:30 PM (HHfZN)

203 A funny thing about French-Canadians... they have a swear, Tabarnak. I have asked French-Canadians what this word means, and not one has ever answered me. They always say "no... that's a bad word..." I have pressed them further, admitting I know it's a bad word, but what does it mean. They all just repeat "Oh no... that's a bad word..."
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It's from the tabernacle in a church where the sanctified Eucharistic hosts are stored.

It isn't used as a slang word for anything else but to swear using it back in the 1960s and earlier when Quebec was practicing was a very bad swearword like saying "Jesus f#cking Christ" for example in English. Kind of like how "bloody" that had religious roots used to be as bad a swearword in UK English as f#ck.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 01, 2023 09:30 PM (krqg6)

204
Dehydrated animals drank 25 GALLONS of water on first night in recovery - as owner is arrested

https://mol.im/a/12815373
Posted by: Ciampino - The perfect Earth temperature is? & where, Paris?

____________

We will be judged on how we treated the animals we are responsible for

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2023 09:31 PM (epfYa)

205 But because of the discoloration and age of my headlight covers, my high beams are actually dimmer than most new cars' low beams.

When and if I am ticketed, I intend to appeal the repair order issued to me on the grounds that operating a vehicle with high beams on can't be construed as a traffic hazard merely because the switch in the vehicle is set to high, it would have to be based on an objective standard of candlepower measurements.

And, Lord willing, I will see this oppressive law stricken from the books in the name of liberty.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 01, 2023 09:30 PM (G4N80)

Or, you know you could just order up a set of new composite headlamps from Rock Auto, which would cost you less than full tank of gas.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2023 09:32 PM (BTZCA)

206 Oops.
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Google tells me it's a swear relating to the church. I get it. But if you have a chance, ask a French Canadian what the word means. The response is actually kind of funny.
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It's because they're atheo-agnostics now so they don't know its roots.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 01, 2023 09:33 PM (krqg6)

207 Hadrian, the coat of the brindle puppy is like the tortoiseshell of a cat. Gorgeous.

Posted by: Wenda at December 01, 2023 09:33 PM (1MfV9)

208 When and if I am ticketed, I intend to appeal the repair order issued to me on the grounds that operating a vehicle with high beams on can't be construed as a traffic hazard merely because the switch in the vehicle is set to high, it would have to be based on an objective standard of candlepower measurements.

And, Lord willing, I will see this oppressive law stricken from the books in the name of liberty.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

No Standing.

Pay the Clerk.

Posted by: Judge at December 01, 2023 09:34 PM (SYTee)

209 We will be judged on how we treated the animals we are responsible for
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2023 09:31 PM (epfYa)

I'm thinking mental illness is behind this and similar cases.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2023 09:34 PM (BTZCA)

210 Rosalyn Carter
Charlie Munger
Sandy O'Connor
Hank Kissinger

All in one week.

Yet Soros ticks on.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2023 09:35 PM (2ovLw)

211
Can't remember the exact year. Its on YTube. Seemed to start in the 2nd Period and then just kept going and going.
Posted by: Puddleglum

________

The Good Friday game

https://youtu.be/6B1-c3y_Vng?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2023 09:35 PM (epfYa)

212 Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 01, 2023 09:30 PM (krqg6)
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Thanks - that translation makes sense. It is still funny to watch old-timer French Canadians when you ask them what it means though.

I had a friend in VT having some work done on his plumbing in his basement... the plumber was definitely French Canadian, so he asked him what it meant. The guy just said "Oh no... that's a bad word."

Later in the week he heard a huge crash in his basement along with other noises. The plumber came stomping up the stairs. My friend, with an excited, expectant expression, asked him "Tabarnak?"

The plumber angrily replied "Oui, Tabarnak!"

Posted by: 496 at December 01, 2023 09:35 PM (jPboK)

213 *looks around the room*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 01, 2023 09:35 PM (k1Qly)

214 It's from the tabernacle in a church where the sanctified Eucharistic hosts are stored.

It isn't used as a slang word for anything else but to swear using it back in the 1960s and earlier when Quebec was practicing was a very bad swearword like saying "Jesus f#cking Christ" for example in English. Kind of like how "bloody" that had religious roots used to be as bad a swearword in UK English as f#ck.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 01, 2023 09:30 PM (krqg6)
===

No French.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 01, 2023 09:35 PM (RIvkX)

215 No French.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Or Irish.

Posted by: Leo Varadkar at December 01, 2023 09:37 PM (7eFYL)

216 We will be judged on how we treated the animals we are responsible for
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2023 09:31 PM (epfYa)
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‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’

Posted by: 496 at December 01, 2023 09:38 PM (jPboK)

217 Or, you know you could just order up a set of new composite headlamps from Rock Auto, which would cost you less than full tank of gas.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2023 09:32 PM (BTZCA)



First they came for the headlight ordinance violators, but I said nothing because my headlights were in proper repair ...,,,

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 01, 2023 09:38 PM (G4N80)

218 Beautiful snow.
RIP Ret. SCJ. Sandra Day O'Conner

Posted by: sidney at December 01, 2023 09:38 PM (rzwGB)

219 I have heard it used by Quebecers as an expression of astonishment: "Taaaah...bernac!"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2023 09:39 PM (BTZCA)

220 not sure if you have an X box

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I'm Xbox but my daughter is PS. I don't know where I went wrong.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 01, 2023 09:40 PM (FVME7)

221 I love the people on here. Just keeping me sane and sometimes laughing in what appears to be the beginning of the end. God bless.

Posted by: Max Power at December 01, 2023 09:40 PM (+hny1)

222 The problem with high beams is not that they are brighter, it is that they are focused higher/ further down the road. So, yes, they may be a bit dim, but the brightest spot is in the eyes of oncoming drivers.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2023 09:40 PM (2ovLw)

223
Hadrian, the coat of the brindle puppy is like the tortoiseshell of a cat. Gorgeous.
Posted by: Wenda

_________

That's Phoenix. Very handsome, striking boy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2023 09:40 PM (epfYa)

224 The Good Friday game

https://youtu.be/6B1-c3y_Vng?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh



Yep, that's the one. Forgot Dale Hunter played for Quebec. I mostly remember him playing for Washington.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 01, 2023 09:42 PM (FmapG)

225 Yeah "QUEEBECK"

So what of it... some commie named TRUDough runs it and

What..Da...F...ever. I am thinking about a bowel movement now since so stimulated...by my bowels....

Posted by: Nightwatch at December 01, 2023 09:42 PM (UsQA1)

226 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2023 09:39 PM (BTZCA)
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LOL. That friend of mine and I were skiing at Jay Peak one day. Lots of Canadian visitors at Jay. When you get on Jay's tram, you're packed like sardines with about 40 other people. He was dying to just say it out loud, but in the end didn't.

Like many of us guys, he was pretty much a teenage boy even though he was 40+ years old.

Posted by: 496 at December 01, 2023 09:42 PM (jPboK)

227 The PAC12 Championship? I thought that was decided between the remaining 2 legitimate members of the PAC12 a few weeks ago. Washington St. beat Oregon St. The Cougars are the PAC12 Champion.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 01, 2023 09:44 PM (FmapG)

228 I'm Xbox but my daughter is PS. I don't know where I went wrong.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 01, 2023 09:40 PM (FVME7)

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Ah yes, the dark side. I have been tempted to go there myself. I probably will someday, but I have too many games I haven't played already downloaded so...

Posted by: 496 at December 01, 2023 09:45 PM (jPboK)

229 210 Rosalyn Carter
Charlie Munger
Sandy O'Connor
Hank Kissinger

All in one week.

Yet Soros ticks on.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2023 09:35 PM (2ovLw)
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Add the actress who played Cliff's Mother on Cheers.

Posted by: Ciampino - The perfect Earth temperature is? & where, Pretoria? at December 01, 2023 09:45 PM (qfLjt)

230 Normal water consumption for a horse is 5-12 gallons/day. so 25 gallons is only a double amount.

Still anybody who would not shift their ass and provide water, which is practically free to their critters is an evil twat.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 01, 2023 09:47 PM (3cGpq)

231 WASH 20, ORE 10 H

Posted by: Don Black at December 01, 2023 09:47 PM (geLO8)

232 What to do... what to do....
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The Most Dangerous Game

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 01, 2023 09:47 PM (krqg6)

233 My 2008 Suburban needs new headlamps. One side is $75 Canadian, the other is $80. It costs me more than that to fill the tank.

BTW, that Wipe New jam for headlights they sell on TV? It actually works, for a couple of years, and then it clouds over. But as a quick fix for under 20 bucks, it works as advertised.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2023 09:48 PM (BTZCA)

234 Normal water consumption for a horse is 5-12 gallons/day. so 25 gallons is only a double amount.

Still anybody who would not shift their ass and provide water, which is practically free to their critters is an evil twat.
Posted by: PaleRider at December 01, 2023 09:47 PM (3cGpq)

My bet is that the caretaker of the horses fell into severe depression.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2023 09:49 PM (BTZCA)

235 194 "A Woman Palestinian protester draped in a Palestinian flag has set herself on fire with gasoline outside a Israeli consulate building."

Yes! She's on fire!
Posted by: Marv Albert at December 01, 2023 09:25 PM (SYTee)

Wow.... she's HOT!

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 01, 2023 09:49 PM (xaFKb)

236 >"A Woman Palestinian protester draped in a Palestinian flag has set herself on fire with gasoline outside a Israeli consulate building."


okay

Posted by: Don Black at December 01, 2023 09:50 PM (geLO8)

237 "A Woman Palestinian protester draped in a Palestinian flag has set herself on fire with gasoline outside a Israeli consulate building."

Oh, gee.

*munches popcorn*

That's a shame

Posted by: JQ at December 01, 2023 09:51 PM (njWTi)

238 Per Juicy Smoolier: look, buddy... There are ways to fight the power and do no time. I get it. I've been there, and done it.

But it requires years of pain, sacrifice, money, fear, scheming and aggression. You have to go to ground until all the witnesses are dispersed, and unwilling to talk anymore. You have to ruin your life. It comes at a high cost.

Your pampered faggot ass has never been poor and desperate enough to contemplate either outcome, and you don't have half the fucking nerve for Door #2. Do your time, you pussy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2023 09:51 PM (0FoWg)

239 WSJ — Israel’s intelligence services are preparing to kill Hamas leaders around the world when the nation’s war in the Gaza Strip winds down, setting the stage for a yearslong campaign to hunt down militants responsible for the Oct. 7 massacres, Israeli officials said.

Posted by: SMOD at December 01, 2023 09:52 PM (RovqD)

240 235 194
Wow.... she's HOT!

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 01, 2023 09:49 PM (xaFKb)
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Put it away please (say with heavy Bombay accent).

Posted by: Ciampino - The perfect Earth temperature is? & where, Mumbai? at December 01, 2023 09:52 PM (qfLjt)

241 230 Normal water consumption for a horse is 5-12 gallons/day. so 25 gallons is only a double amount.

Still anybody who would not shift their ass and provide water, which is practically free to their critters is an evil twat.
Posted by: PaleRider at December 01, 2023 09:47 PM (3cGpq)

That's 25 Gallons for FIVE HORSES... uh... that seems low.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 01, 2023 09:52 PM (xaFKb)

242 at one point in the 1st qtr, Huskies had more 1st downs than Oregon had snaps

Posted by: Don Black at December 01, 2023 09:52 PM (geLO8)

243 So, you are sitting in the woods hunting deer. You hear a shot up behind you a ways. A few minutes later a deer stumbles past and drops dead about 10 yards away. It is a 4 point buck. Not legal. You see the guys who shot it in the distance walking away. 30 minutes later, nobody is coming looking for it. You are 50 yards to your property line and another 100 to your windowless barn. What to do... what to do....
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2023 09:19 PM (2ovLw)


You shout, "HI! OVER HERE"
and when he is dressing it out right, ask him where he parked and if he needs a ride back.
then you point out your boundary, and tell him that if he is thinking of hunting and might get on your property he should call and ask first.
and tell him the hide could go to the Elks' for the vets

Get the plate number when you drop him off at his vehicle

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at December 01, 2023 09:52 PM (D7oie)

244 The problem with high beams is not that they are brighter, it is that they are focused higher/ further down the road.
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Demonstrated often by Joe Mannix's girls.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 01, 2023 09:52 PM (krqg6)

245 There is a form of mental illness where people hoard pets or horses without providing decent care. OR I can call it evil.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 01, 2023 09:53 PM (3cGpq)

246
Wow.... she's HOT!
Posted by: Romeo13

________

A total smokeshow.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2023 09:53 PM (epfYa)

247 I've said it before on this site and I'll say it again - I appreciate you guys letting me lurk here and comment once in a while. If Martini Farmer is anywhere out there, I'm enjoying a lovely one right now!

Be well.

Posted by: 496 at December 01, 2023 09:56 PM (Y4w9r)

248 I'm just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 01, 2023 09:56 PM (krqg6)

249 "A few minutes later a deer stumbles past and drops dead about 10 yards away. It is a 4 point buck. Not legal."

We don't like hunters shooting the smaller bucks, but it is not illegal here (afaik). Second shotgun weekend here ... kinda too warm for great hunting.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 01, 2023 09:57 PM (Cus5s)

250 There is a form of mental illness where people hoard pets or horses without providing decent care. OR I can call it evil.
Posted by: PaleRider at December 01, 2023 09:53 PM (3cGpq)

Agree that some mental illnesses are indistinguishable from evil, and should be regarded as such. But this might have been a conscientious owner who had a breakdown. We may never know.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2023 09:57 PM (BTZCA)

251 The "Mothers" brand headlight polishing and restoration kit is, next to new replacement headlights, the best solution.

'Cause it uses a series of abrasive compounds on a polishing head (powered by your drill motor), to cut through the thousandth of an inch or so of oxidized polycarbonate that you see as "haze". Gets down to fresh, new-looking plastic, which will last almost as long as new headlights.

But if your girfriends' High Beams in question? I'd set the air conditioning to 50f, and let things simply follow the course of nature.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 01, 2023 09:58 PM (e6UQI)

252 Kamala from 2019.

Kamala Harris
@KamalaHarris
.@JussieSmollett is one of the kindest, most gentle human beings I know. I’m praying for his quick recovery.
This was an attempted modern day lynching. No one should have to fear for their life because of their sexuality or color of their skin. We must confront this hate.

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Sounds like Frank Sinatra in The Mancurian Candidate.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 01, 2023 09:59 PM (FVME7)

253 4 The problem with high beams is not that they are brighter, it is that they are focused higher/ further down the road.


That can't be the measuring stick.

A lifted truck with low beams on hits the oncoming traffic at a different angle than say something like a Corvette.

If it were the angle of the light, then semi trucks would be ticketed for having light at too elevated an angle.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 01, 2023 10:00 PM (onFzJ)

254 Kamala Harris
@KamalaHarris
.@JussieSmollett is one of the kindest, most gentle human beings I know. I’m praying for his quick recovery.
This was an attempted modern day lynching. No one should have to fear for their life because of their sexuality or color of their skin. We must confront this hate.


She owes her entire career to Jussie, since he taught her how to suck cock.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2023 10:01 PM (BTZCA)

255 WSJ — Israel’s intelligence services are preparing to kill Hamas leaders around the world when the nation’s war in the Gaza Strip winds down, setting the stage for a yearslong campaign to hunt down militants responsible for the Oct. 7 massacres, Israeli officials said.
Posted by: SMOD at December 01, 2023 09:52 PM (RovqD)


well, I suppose if the March of Dimes can go from Polio to general childhood diseases . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2023 10:02 PM (D7oie)

256 Kamala Harris
@KamalaHarris
.@JussieSmollett is one of the kindest, most gentle human beings I know. I’m praying for his quick recovery.
This was an attempted modern day lynching. No one should have to fear for their life because of their sexuality or color of their skin. We must confront this hate.


The word is, "Co-Conspiritor."

Posted by: davidt at December 01, 2023 10:03 PM (SYTee)

257 But if your girfriends' High Beams in question? I'd set the air conditioning to 50f, and let things simply follow the course of nature.
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honk-honk
beep-beep

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 01, 2023 10:03 PM (krqg6)

258 Darn it. You Easterners. I didn't read the whole thing. A four point out here is a fine sized buck for a blacktail. We only count the tines on one antler, and even a forked horn is legal.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2023 10:05 PM (D7oie)

259 A lifted truck with low beams on hits the oncoming traffic at a different angle than say something like a Corvette.

If it were the angle of the light, then semi trucks would be ticketed for having light at too elevated an angle.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 01, 2023 10:00 PM (onFzJ)

Low beams are directed down, and slightly to the right, so as not to dazzle the eyes of drivers in oncoming vehicles. High beams are directed straight down the road, and parallel to the road surface. And yes, vehicles with headlights much higher than your sightline may dazzle you on low beam, but it is usually transitory. Being dazzled by high beams can endure for a while because the beam is parallel to the road, so an oncoming vehicle stays in the hot spot for some period of time.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2023 10:06 PM (BTZCA)

260 I was taught to focus down and to the edge of the road at the right if blinded by oncoming headlights. seems to work .. but I seldom go out at night now.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 01, 2023 10:09 PM (Cus5s)

261 ONT nood

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 01, 2023 10:11 PM (krqg6)

262 Look the not so secret secret has always been they have ALWAYS KNOWN HE WAS A FUCKING SOCIALIST.

They have been gaslighting us for 78 fucking years because THEY were crypto-socialists....

"No no no way at all that the cocksucking genocidal, eugenics slinging, naturalist, socialist motherfucker could be like you know our cocksucking eugenics slinging naturalist socialist motherfuckers..."

sorry for the saturation f bombing, but yeah A Hitler was a card carrying socialist gnostic....

were he alive today he would be all in on the SS Glee Gang Gala and Tranny bathroom joy I am certain.

Posted by: sven at December 01, 2023 10:39 PM (X0I7i)

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