Thanksgiving Leftovers Cafe

by @codyconk

Boris the bear, a young cub who lost his mother.

Tiny baby goat.

Norbert the dog is jelly.

Back when SNL was funny.

Rescue bat:

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:14 PM

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1 Is everyone asleep?

Posted by: PabloD at November 23, 2023 07:15 PM (tXgn8)

2 Or passed out

Posted by: Skip at November 23, 2023 07:17 PM (fwDg9)

3 What it is.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 23, 2023 07:19 PM (X+Ku8)

4 Watching the Last Voyage of the Demeter

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 23, 2023 07:20 PM (PepVJ)

5 That top pic could be Chuckanut Drive, just south of Bellingham, Washington. Anyone who goes to western Washington should take that road tour.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2023 07:20 PM (uCjzT)

6 Wide assed awake.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 23, 2023 07:20 PM (uiWTm)

7 willowed:

I tried out my new Renogy 150W CIGS solar panels. Functionally, they are impressive. 6.6 lbs per panel, tough as nails. I'm putting them on my truck cap. They work very well even when moderately shaded and connected in series. And they roll up for compact storage (at the moment). Timely arrival and well-packaged. Bad side: no manual, my disconnector tools didn't fit, and I suspect that the connectors are actually Amphenol-style H4 connectors. Which made me sad because the panel's specification page said "MC4 connectors". The cables are one color (black) which is dumb, because it's easy to lose track of what's positive and what's negative. So I'll have to make a hardware run and buy some weather-proof red tape and order a H4 disconnector tool.

Posted by: mrp at November 23, 2023 07:22 PM (rj6Yv)

8 Haven’t read content

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at November 23, 2023 07:22 PM (dQfJF)

9 Happy Thanksgiving all!

Posted by: Heidi at November 23, 2023 07:22 PM (/IjJv)

10 rickb223, the catering guy sounds like he has the right ticket. The food truck guys are some really good cooks.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 23, 2023 07:23 PM (l8RbF)

11 Shouldn't the Thanksgiving Leftovers Cafe be tomorrow night?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 23, 2023 07:23 PM (BpYfr)

12 When SNL was funny.

Assumes facts not in evidence. A average of below funny is not redeemed by the very rare funny skit.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 23, 2023 07:25 PM (u82oZ)

13 Perfessor, seconds with a nap lapse

Posted by: Ben Had at November 23, 2023 07:25 PM (l8RbF)

14 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Press Release (parody) @AOCpressTwo
Stop murdering turkeys for your racist fake holiday.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Press Release (parody) @AOCpressTwo
Please don't celebrate racist day today.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Press Release (parody) @AOCpressTwo Nov 22
Thanksgiving is turkey genocide.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Press Release (parody) @AOCpressTwo Nov 22
Please don't celebrate racist Thanksgiving tomorrow.
Pride month is only 7 months away.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 23, 2023 07:26 PM (krqg6)

15 Baby bear is cute, guess he doesn't stay that way

Posted by: Skip at November 23, 2023 07:26 PM (fwDg9)

16 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Press Release (parody) @AOCpressTwo Nov 22
Please don't celebrate racist Thanksgiving tomorrow.
Pride month is only 7 months away.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 23, 2023 07:26 PM (krqg6)

You know, those are really lame. That parody account has had some zingers, but those were a waste of bits.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2023 07:27 PM (uCjzT)

17 *waves to AOP*

Posted by: Ben Had at November 23, 2023 07:29 PM (l8RbF)

18 *waves to AOP*
Posted by: Ben Had at November 23, 2023 07:29 PM (l8RbF)

{{{Ben Had}}}

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2023 07:30 PM (uCjzT)

19 Have a great night everyone.

I am thankful for ace, the COBs, ranters, and almost all of the posters here. But not raimondo.

Lace wigs or Machines for sale were better trolls.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 23, 2023 07:30 PM (u82oZ)

20 If you want to ruin a party give a lefty a drink.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 23, 2023 07:30 PM (/IjJv)

21 Back from Thanksgiving dinner. Unfortunately no Turkey breast left over so no post Thanksgiving Turkey sandwiches. 🙁

Posted by: Drive by at November 23, 2023 07:31 PM (MNhXM)

22 Cannibal Bob

Not if it is Hemlock. All natural for the win.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 23, 2023 07:31 PM (u82oZ)

23 Cannibal Bob!!!

Stop playing with your food!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 23, 2023 07:31 PM (krqg6)

24 Someone speeding around that corner and you would have had a totally different photograph.

Posted by: Drive by at November 23, 2023 07:32 PM (MNhXM)

25 Eddie the flying fox bat looks like my Stirling cat when he was tiny. If, you know, Stirling had wings.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 23, 2023 07:33 PM (omVj0)

26 just noticed this at zero hedge:

New York City Eric Adams has been accused of sexually assaulting a woman in 1993, according to a filing late Wednesday in the state Supreme Court of Manhattan.

(what he gets for not thanking biden for all those 'new' new yorkers)

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 23, 2023 07:34 PM (B1FKF)

27 Watching the Last Voyage of the Demeter
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 23, 2023

***
Wasn't that the ship that Count Dracula used to get to England?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 23, 2023 07:34 PM (omVj0)

28 A single Stop turkey genocide would have been a sufficient AOC parody.

Posted by: Drive by at November 23, 2023 07:35 PM (MNhXM)

29 22 Cannibal Bob

Not if it is Hemlock. All natural for the win.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 23, 2023 07:31 PM (u82oZ)

23 Cannibal Bob!!!

Stop playing with your food!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 23, 2023 07:31 PM (krqg6)

LOL. You guyz...

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 23, 2023 07:35 PM (/IjJv)

30 New York City Eric Adams has been accused of sexually assaulting a woman in 1993, according to a filing late Wednesday in the state Supreme Court of Manhattan.

(what he gets for not thanking biden for all those 'new' new yorkers)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 23, 2023 07:34 PM (B1FKF)

E. Jean Carroll, again?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2023 07:35 PM (uCjzT)

31 If you're in a bad mood, watch a Panda video. Hilarious.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 23, 2023 07:35 PM (/IjJv)

32 Shit, I'm already in bed. I didn't even eat much. Had fun with the fam. Looked like the Lions decided to go throwback (2 years) and suck ass on Thanksgiving.

My cousin's sourdough rolls were the bomb, and I want to make them myself. (I'm unsure if it should be called sour when unsweetened sounds more appropriate).

A song from an album I bought on cassette I bought just over 30 years (!) ago:

Stereolab -- "Analogue Rock"

https://youtu.be/XfgdrK3jyQk?si=kOnwwJpEzToEoHVN

Posted by: logprof at November 23, 2023 07:36 PM (WQOAW)

33 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump [Truth Social]

Happy Thanksgiving to ALL, including the Racist & Incompetent Attorney General of New York State, Letitia “Peekaboo” James, who has let Murder & Violent Crime FLOURISH, & Businesses FLEE; the Radical Left Trump Hating Judge, a “Psycho,” Arthur Engoron, who Criminally Defrauded the State of New York, & ME, by purposely Valuing my Assets at a “tiny” Fraction of what they are really worth in order to convict me of Fraud before even a Trial, or seeing any PROOF, & used his Politically Biased & Corrupt Campaign Finance Violator, Chief Clerk Alison Greenfield, to sit by his side on the “Bench” & tell him what to do; & Crooked Joe Biden, who has WEAPONIZED his Department of Injustice against his Political Opponent, & allowed our Country to go to HELL; & all of the other Radical Left Lunatics, Communists, Fascists, Marxists, Democrats, & RINOS, who are seriously looking to DESTROY OUR COUNTRY. Have no fear, however, we will WIN the Presidential Election of 2024, & MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!

5.97k ReTruths 22.2k Likes Nov 23, 2023, 2:03 AM

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 23, 2023 07:36 PM (krqg6)

34 just noticed this at zero hedge:

New York City Eric Adams has been accused of sexually assaulting a woman in 1993, according to a filing late Wednesday in the state Supreme Court of Manhattan.

(what he gets for not thanking biden for all those 'new' new yorkers)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 23, 2023 07:34 PM (B1FKF)

30 years later . I’m on Adams side here. And Axle Rose.

Posted by: Drive by at November 23, 2023 07:36 PM (MNhXM)

35 rickb223, the catering guy sounds like he has the right ticket. The food truck guys are some really good cooks.

Posted by: Ben Had

He's really good. He does a dressed mac & cheese with mac & cheese and smoked brisket. His brisket sandwiches are killer.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 23, 2023 07:36 PM (uiWTm)

36 Ok, I need to concentrate on vodka/tonics. Later.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 23, 2023 07:37 PM (/IjJv)

37 And the pandas looked like my late Siberian cat Chekov. Their "nanny" was built very much like them, too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 23, 2023 07:38 PM (omVj0)

38 Watching the Bob’s Burgers Thanksgiving episodes again on Fx.

Posted by: Drive by at November 23, 2023 07:39 PM (MNhXM)

39 >>>Back when SNL was funny.

Uh uh. Now Sara Gilbert needs to be cancelled for her trans skepticism. She's a dyed in the wool lefty, so I guess she would support getting her just deserts.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 23, 2023 07:39 PM (klJTj)

40 How bout dem Cowboys!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 23, 2023 07:39 PM (u73oe)

41 I can't
Believe
I ate
The Whole
Thing

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 23, 2023 07:41 PM (q3gwH)

42 Duke, losing again are they?

Posted by: Ben Had at November 23, 2023 07:41 PM (l8RbF)

43 Doggeh video.

𝕐o̴g̴ @Yoda4ever Nov 22
It's my birthday, not yours.. 🐶 🎂 😅

https://tinyurl.com/3n73uy98
5 seconds; loud birthday singing.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 23, 2023 07:41 PM (krqg6)

44 77 year-old Dolly Parton delivered a hell of a halftime show.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 23, 2023 07:42 PM (MeG8a)

45 >>>Bat acts like a dog, demands belly rubs

Evil little bastard.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 23, 2023 07:42 PM (klJTj)

46 https://vimeo.com/154855749

'way back when...

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 23, 2023 07:43 PM (Rbu5d)

47 I don't care a flip for Adam's, but accusing anyone of something 30 years after it supposedly happened is Bullshit.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 23, 2023 07:43 PM (q3gwH)

48 Duke, losing again are they?
Posted by: Ben Had at November 23, 2023 07:41 PM (l8RbF)

————

Beat the redskins 45-10

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 23, 2023 07:44 PM (u73oe)

49 Duke, losing again are they?
Posted by: Ben Had

45-10 final. Win.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 23, 2023 07:44 PM (uiWTm)

50 >>>Pandas and their Nanny

I like her tactic of making a panda pile in order to make her getaway.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 23, 2023 07:45 PM (klJTj)

51 Catturd @catturd2 37s
Tomorrow’s Menu …
Breakfast — turkey and cheese omelette.
Lunch — turkey noodle soup.
Dinner — repeat Thanksgiving with turkey leftovers.
Saturday — steak, hamburger, bacon and eggs, pork chops, sushi, burritos, tacos, ribs, spaghetti, lasagna, lobster, fish - anything but turkey. 😂
====
We used to always get takeout Chinese food the X days after Thanksgiving and Christmas too as 180° change.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 23, 2023 07:45 PM (krqg6)

52 I don't care a flip for Adam's, but accusing anyone of something 30 years after it supposedly happened is Bullshit.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 23, 2023 07:43 PM (q3gwH)

Meh. They used that ancient bullshit beef by E. Jean Carroll against Trump. What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander. Cancel the bastard.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2023 07:46 PM (uCjzT)

53 Go Dak! You beat a 4 and 7 team.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 23, 2023 07:46 PM (l8RbF)

54 Be glad cats don't have wings

Posted by: Skip at November 23, 2023 07:47 PM (fwDg9)

55 '...including the Racist & Incompetent Attorney General of New York State, ..."

The Man makes me laugh.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 23, 2023 07:47 PM (Rbu5d)

56 Happy Thanksgiving Day, Horde, and we are especially thankful for Ace coming through on this day with bats, and even more so for Ace, the CoBs, and the Hordian Family!

O frabjous day!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 23, 2023 07:48 PM (a3Q+t)

57 >>Back when SNL was funny

"I Miss Covid." Spade and Carvey kill it:
https://tinyurl.com/56um226x

Posted by: chris+opher at November 23, 2023 07:48 PM (dSco/)

58 Cowboys and Dolphins would roll to the Super Bowl except they'd have to beat winners to get there.

Posted by: logprof at November 23, 2023 07:52 PM (WQOAW)

59 OT - and on and on it goes - here is supposedly conservative Washington Examiner lazy reporter Niami Lim just reiterating NY DA advisers' Garagos & Garagos and their fake MediasNetwork article written by their Garagos partner saying that Trump "Unleashed harrasment" against the NY court staff - its reads like their plea instead of a real new article. All Trump really suggested is that they were biased, he never said anything remotely suggested in the article - its all made up:

https://tinyurl.com/2wz37pxy

This is the usual make believe used by partisan lawyers for public consumption, of course. This is how the narrative is shaped by political partisans who aren't really reporters or really even in media except by pretend - but who cares anymore? No one is really interested in the truth.

Posted by: Boswell at November 23, 2023 07:53 PM (K+UlC)

60 Good point AOP.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 23, 2023 07:54 PM (q3gwH)

61 Meh. They used that ancient bullshit beef by E. Jean Carroll against Trump. What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander. Cancel the bastard.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2023 07:46 PM (uCjzT)
----
It's fun watching the Left use its own tactics against itself. Pull up a chair and bring out a bucket of popcorn (extra butter)!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 23, 2023 07:55 PM (BpYfr)

62 Good point AOP.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 23, 2023 07:54 PM (q3gwH)

I understand that feeling but I still believe the larger point is more important.

Posted by: Drive by at November 23, 2023 07:57 PM (MNhXM)

63 Three-quarters of Americans are unconcerned about contracting COVID-19 during the upcoming holiday season, while over half have no intention of taking precautions against the infection, according to a recent survey report.

Posted by: SMOD at November 23, 2023 07:57 PM (RovqD)

64 Today my grandmom would have turned 92. Yup, her birthday was when JFK was assassinated. My dad told me the nuns at his school were crying just after announcing it, and students could take recess the rest of the day or continue classes. (Of course my dad did the former

)

Years ending in 3 are big for my immediate family.

Posted by: logprof at November 23, 2023 08:00 PM (WQOAW)

65 These suits are all about filing before the expiration on NY’s stupid temporary law allowing alleged victims to file even though the statue of limitations has run.

Axel Rose and Jamie Fox also had lawsuits filed against them. 33 years and 8 years after the alleged assault respectively.

Posted by: Drive by at November 23, 2023 08:00 PM (MNhXM)

66 Went to my daughter's for Thanksgiving. Got to see my granddaughter. She is a real cutie.
My only complaint. The gravy tasted like fish gravy. Just awful.

Posted by: Ronster at November 23, 2023 08:00 PM (BI/LW)

67 I understand that feeling but I still believe the larger point is more important.
Posted by: Drive by at November 23, 2023 07:57 PM (MNhXM)

And you know what? The only way to make the fucktards on the Left understand that point is to use their own vicious tactics against them, until they start bleeding out their ass.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2023 08:01 PM (uCjzT)

68 ace, normally I just keep my big fat yap closed and never4 cause any kink of trouble. This time, however, I'm calling you out.

There is absolutely no evidence that will stand up in court that SNL was ever funny. Mildly amusing, yes. Funny no.

I hope you had a nice Thanksgiving but never ever pretend that that joke of a tee vee show was ever funny!!!

Posted by: Outside of Life at November 23, 2023 08:03 PM (89Sog)

69 Cowboys and Dolphins would roll to the Super Bowl except they'd have to beat winners to get there.
Posted by: logprof

My former boss was a big Cowboys fan, which alone would have made me dislike the Cowboys....but there's more!

Back when I was a kid and my Dad and I watched football together on Sunday, he disliked the Cowboys even then (this was the 1960's).
I think Tom Landry was a pretty admirable guy, but then they kind of booted him out, and Jerry Jones and Jimmy Johnson replaced him. They kind of stink as human beings. Johnson let all kinds of shennigans go on when he was coaching the Miami Hurricanes, and then a lot of the same stuff was going on with the Cowboys (not advertised at the time). Kind of makes you wonder about Johnson, really.
And then Jerry Jones booted out Jimmy Johnson as head coach, because he knew MORE about football than Johnson did.
And....here we are.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at November 23, 2023 08:03 PM (tjZg/)

70 There is absolutely no evidence that will stand up in court that SNL was ever funny. Mildly amusing, yes. Funny no.

I hope you had a nice Thanksgiving but never ever pretend that that joke of a tee vee show was ever funny!!!
Posted by: Outside of Life at November 23, 2023 08:03 PM (89Sog)

I guess you never saw the original cast in the first year or two of the program.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2023 08:04 PM (uCjzT)

71 Wasn't that the ship that Count Dracula used to get to England?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,

***

Yes, they made up a movie from the captain's log excerpt
I was hopeful because the director is the same as for The Autopsy of Jane Doe
It was meh, could have been much better. Dumb woke elements, stupid characters

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 23, 2023 08:05 PM (PepVJ)

72 Penguins were featured yesterday, so I can't be bitter about a bat getting a place in the sun. Though most prefer dusk/dark.

Posted by: Penguin Defense Fund 501c3 at November 23, 2023 08:06 PM (83IzV)

73 SNL was funny the first year.

Posted by: Eromero at November 23, 2023 08:07 PM (NxC5+)

74 Penguins were featured yesterday, so I can't be bitter about a bat getting a place in the sun. Though most prefer dusk/dark.
Posted by: Penguin Defense Fund 501c3 at November 23, 2023 08:06 PM (83IzV)

Well, neither bat nor penguin is much good for eating. Panda is yummy, but Panda Express is a scam. All you get is chicken.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2023 08:08 PM (uCjzT)

75 Don't tell me this SNL fake ad isn't hilarious:

https://youtu.be/6484yvlKZ2I?si=CRRcWc35OECVUKEl

🤣 🤣 🤣

Posted by: logprof at November 23, 2023 08:08 PM (WQOAW)

76 I guess you never saw the original cast in the first year or two of the program.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2023 08:04 PM (uCjzT)

The originals were mildly amusing. Yes they were. Funny. Not a chance. Perhaps you were imbibing too much booze?

Posted by: Outside of Life at November 23, 2023 08:09 PM (89Sog)

77 SCTV>Mad TV>Fridays>SNL

Posted by: Gene Shellfish, NBC at November 23, 2023 08:09 PM (83IzV)

78 Yes, they made up a movie from the captain's log excerpt
I was hopeful because the director is the same as for The Autopsy of Jane Doe
It was meh, could have been much better. Dumb woke elements, stupid characters
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 23, 2023 08:05 PM (PepVJ)

Last vampire movie I was disappointed in was Vampires with James Woods. It was based on the the second of only two novels written by John Steakley. His other novel was the fantastic Armor.

Posted by: Drive by at November 23, 2023 08:09 PM (MNhXM)

79 Have no fear, however, we will WIN the Presidential Election of 2024, & MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 23, 2023 07:36 PM (krqg6)

Oh, gag order coming!

I have to laugh at the fake MSNBC lawyers along with the DOJ - they all scream that you're not allowed to disparage the court! Somewhere - in the Constitution - somewhere.

Yeah, no - nowhere does any law anywhere ever written in the US and upheld anywhere ever say you can't complain publicly that the people trying to put you in prisons are bastards - period - this is lulu land lawyer make believe only supported by the media and a completely mentally ill, low-level magistrate in some backwater NYC court. Its insane that the NYC DA is even trying to suggest a gag order over it...but insanity is not a concern of the insane, apparently.

Posted by: Boswell at November 23, 2023 08:10 PM (K+UlC)

80 I thought SNL was funny when Ackroid, Belushi, Curtin etc was there. Since then, not so much.

Posted by: Ronster at November 23, 2023 08:11 PM (BI/LW)

81 The Tom Brady sexual harassment skit was the funniest thing they ever did. Mainly because it was true.

Posted by: Drive by at November 23, 2023 08:11 PM (MNhXM)

82 Crowdsourcing funds for Penguin Express idea.

Posted by: Get In On the Ground Floor at November 23, 2023 08:11 PM (83IzV)

83 Don't tell me this SNL fake ad isn't hilarious:

https://youtu.be/6484yvlKZ2I?si=CRRcWc35OECVUKEl

🤣 🤣 🤣

Posted by: logprof at November 23, 2023 08:08 PM (WQOAW)
---
Eh. It's no Happy Fun Ball:

https://youtu.be/GmqeZl8OI2M?si=zGnQvaDCe-joCsxa

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 23, 2023 08:13 PM (BpYfr)

84 Crowdsourcing funds for Penguin Express idea.
Posted by: Get In On the Ground Floor at November 23, 2023 08:11 PM (83IzV)

"Hey, this penguin tastes like fish!"

Waiter: "That's how you know it's fresh. You don't want to know what it tastes like when it goes off."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2023 08:13 PM (uCjzT)

85 >>I guess you never saw the original cast in the first year or two of the program.

My first encounter with SNL was coming home from a party and looking to see if anything was on the tube. I had never heard of SNL, it had only been out for a couple shows.

First thing I saw was Dan Akroyd doing what I thought was a real commercial for his leather coat shop where you pick out your own steer, you stun it, you kill it, you skin it and he would sew it into a coat spoken in typical Akroyd maniac tone. I thought I must have drank a lot more than I did. Those early years had some laugh out loud stuff.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 23, 2023 08:14 PM (ZLI7S)

86 SCTV>Mad TV>Fridays>SNL
Posted by: Gene Shellfish, NBC at November 23, 2023 08:09 PM (83IzV)

For me In Living Color > SCTV > Mad TV >Fridays.

Posted by: Drive by at November 23, 2023 08:14 PM (MNhXM)

87 We have bay sign!

Happy Thanksgiving, ace!

Posted by: blaster at November 23, 2023 08:15 PM (nMiS+)

88 Bat. Not bay. Stupid autocorrect is aggressive

Posted by: blaster at November 23, 2023 08:16 PM (nMiS+)

89 It was a long drive there and back home, but I had a lovely Thanksgiving meal with Mr and Mrs Salty. They are both great company and I always enjoy visiting them.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 23, 2023 08:16 PM (t0dV9)

90 Posted by: JackStraw at November 23, 2023 08:14 PM (ZLI7S)

Never got Dan Akroyd.

Posted by: Drive by at November 23, 2023 08:17 PM (MNhXM)

91 I was too young for the early days through Eddie Murphy, but still got to enjoy Mike Myers, Chris Rock, Dennis Miller, Dana Carvey, and Jan Hooks.

Did Schneider become conservative, or was he just closeted before?

Posted by: logprof at November 23, 2023 08:18 PM (WQOAW)

92 SNL was funny the first year.
Posted by: Eromero

Ambiguously Gay Duo, Mr. Bill, Samurai Delicatessen.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 23, 2023 08:18 PM (uiWTm)

93 JackStraw, late but all the blessings of the day to you and Elvis

Posted by: Ben Had at November 23, 2023 08:19 PM (7x7km)

94 Drive @ 78-
Armor by John Steakley would make a great movie if they didn't make it all ghey and woke.

Posted by: Eromero at November 23, 2023 08:19 PM (NxC5+)

95 I saw a tweet by Ruth Buzzi of all people saying that she never thought her celebrity gave her the authority to tell people how to vote.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 23, 2023 08:20 PM (t0dV9)

96 The Gilda Radner and Bill Murray Todd and Lisa skit was funny.

Posted by: Drive by at November 23, 2023 08:20 PM (MNhXM)

97
*must not take nap...must not ta...*

[zzzzzzzzz]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 23, 2023 08:21 PM (XeU6L)

98 Last vampire movie I was disappointed in was Vampires with James Woods. It was based on the the second of only two novels written by John Steakley. His other novel was the fantastic Armor.
Posted by: Drive

I am very forgiving of vampire movies - I usually like even the campy ones.
John Carpenter's Vampires (the one with James Woods) was also just meh to me.
But it reminds me of the underrated Warlock (1989) with Julian Sands, which I think is quite good (even though it's not a vampire)

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 23, 2023 08:21 PM (PepVJ)

99 Thank you Ben Had. I hope you had a great Thanksgiving as well.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 23, 2023 08:21 PM (ZLI7S)

100 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 23, 2023 08:21 PM (jrKun)

101 Drive @ 78-
Armor by John Steakley would make a great movie if they didn't make it all ghey and woke.
Posted by: Eromero at November 23, 2023 08:19 PM (NxC5+)

I was trying to think how they could do it without visually revealing the twist .

Posted by: Drive by at November 23, 2023 08:22 PM (MNhXM)

102 Happy Fun Ball is great, as is the Adobe, the REAL Earth car:

https://youtu.be/F02P2JO7yfc?si=5Uju1ubjgffwuvYx

Posted by: logprof at November 23, 2023 08:22 PM (WQOAW)

103 "So then, let us not be like others, who are asleep, but let us be awake and sober. For those who sleep, sleep at night, and those who get drunk, get drunk at night. But since we belong to the day, let us be sober, putting on faith and love as a breastplate, and the hope of salvation as a helmet."

1 Thessalonians 5:6-8

Posted by: Marcus T at November 23, 2023 08:25 PM (F6McX)

104 Seahawks deserve to lose for these uniforms

Posted by: Sentinel at November 23, 2023 08:26 PM (geLO8)

105 They should have pulled the plug on SNL when Farley died.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 23, 2023 08:29 PM (R4t5M)

106 53 Haven't eaten yet here on left coast.......

Grumble grumble grumble.......
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at November 23, 2023 06:43 PM (ZxIeq)

STILL haven't eaten here on the left coast.......

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at November 23, 2023 08:31 PM (ZxIeq)

107 I agree, In Living Color was better than SNL. It helped that ILC was only 30' so there was almost never filler.

Oswald Bates for President!

https://youtu.be/71xxvp5R9hE?si=wMORYtxkU7Pz1hCU

Posted by: logprof at November 23, 2023 08:31 PM (WQOAW)

108 STILL haven't eaten here on the left coast.......
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at November 23, 2023 08:31 PM (ZxIeq)

Gosh, we've passed second supper and second dessert already...!

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 23, 2023 08:32 PM (Rbu5d)

109 Saw more football today than last 2 years.
Guess the Cowboys beat the Ws?

Posted by: Skip at November 23, 2023 08:32 PM (fwDg9)

110 >>Never got Dan Akroyd.

He had moments. Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute was pretty funny.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 23, 2023 08:32 PM (ZLI7S)

111 Who won the sports balls today?

Posted by: Eromero at November 23, 2023 08:32 PM (NxC5+)

112 MSU/MU are tied in the Egg Bowl.

I miss Mike Leach. Entertaining dude.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 23, 2023 08:33 PM (jrKun)

113 Howdy yall. Made it home from the family gathering. The most disturbing thing I saw today was Dolly Parton wearing a Cowboys cheerleader's outfit and singing "We Are The Champions/We Will Rock You".

Other than that it was a fine day.

Posted by: 365 Days as Nikki Haley at November 23, 2023 08:33 PM (vFG9F)

114 Up from my nap.

Thanks for working today, Ace. Hope your hobo was tasty.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 23, 2023 08:34 PM (JrojV)

115 Oh darn can I take this sock off now?

Posted by: fd at November 23, 2023 08:34 PM (vFG9F)

116 Armor by John Steakly - put a chick in it, and make her gay! And LAAAAME!!!

Posted by: Kathleen Kennedy at November 23, 2023 08:34 PM (q3gwH)

117 LMAO watch Oswald Bates clips with closed captions for the first time. I'm dying! 🤣

Posted by: logprof at November 23, 2023 08:35 PM (WQOAW)

118 111 The Lions lost.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 23, 2023 08:37 PM (JrojV)

119 Former Obama diplomat arrested for hate crime for arguing with egyptian street vender wither he was a palestinian member of Hamas.

Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at November 23, 2023 08:37 PM (3IeCW)

120 Sitting by the fire pit sipping a beer.

Thankful for the hq, the fappers, & fappettes.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 23, 2023 08:37 PM (sJHOI)

121 Should turn this off and hit the hay
Hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving

Posted by: Skip at November 23, 2023 08:38 PM (fwDg9)

122 Body hammers, leather hammers, brass hammers, ball peen hammers, upholstery hammers, various blacksmiths hammers, sledge hammers, roofing hammers, claw hammers, assorted mallets and clubs, hammers for children, hammers for the elderly, hammers forged in the heart of a neutron star, love hammers, stone hammers, crab hammers, pneumatic hammers, sexy sex hammers, hammers that keep you awake, hammers that put you to sleep, hammers with fiberglass handles, electric hammers, hammers larger than a man, carnival hammers, hammers too small to be seen by the naked eye, dulcimer hammers, hammers and eggs, steam hammers, water hammers.

Posted by: HAMMERS FOR SALE at November 23, 2023 08:38 PM (n2ffX)

123 The first couple years of SNL had its moments. It wasn't all good, that's for sure. Bass 'O Matic, Maimway Toys, Samurai Belushi were memorable even if we were wasted.

Posted by: fd at November 23, 2023 08:38 PM (vFG9F)

124 Eddie Murphy as Mr. Rogers was very funny.

Posted by: Ronster at November 23, 2023 08:38 PM (BI/LW)

125 Time to read Armor by John Steak let again, always entertaining.

Posted by: Eromero at November 23, 2023 08:38 PM (NxC5+)

126 123 Don’t forget Toonces the Cat.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 23, 2023 08:39 PM (JrojV)

127 but Panda Express is a scam. All you get is chicken.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2023 08:08 PM

Not true. They also served beef and shrimp as proteins, according to Star Fleet records.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at November 23, 2023 08:39 PM (a3Q+t)

128 Looking for lub in all the wrong places.

Posted by: Ronster at November 23, 2023 08:40 PM (BI/LW)

129 Body hammers, leather hammers, brass hammers, ball peen hammers, upholstery hammers, various blacksmiths hammers, sledge hammers, roofing hammers, claw hammers, assorted mallets and clubs, hammers for children, hammers for the elderly, hammers forged in the heart of a neutron star, love hammers, stone hammers, crab hammers, pneumatic hammers, sexy sex hammers, hammers that keep you awake, hammers that put you to sleep, hammers with fiberglass handles, electric hammers, hammers larger than a man, carnival hammers, hammers too small to be seen by the naked eye, dulcimer hammers, hammers and eggs, steam hammers, water hammers.
Posted by: HAMMERS FOR SALE at November 23, 2023 08:38 PM

Cut. Jib. Newsletter?

Posted by: Paul P. at November 23, 2023 08:40 PM (a3Q+t)

130 Did anyone else ever watch Not Necessarily the News back in the day?

Posted by: logprof at November 23, 2023 08:40 PM (WQOAW)

131 "Eddie Murphy as Mr. Rogers was very funny.
Posted by: Ronster"

And as Buckwheat. Buckwheat's greatest hits album still cracks me up.

Posted by: fd at November 23, 2023 08:41 PM (vFG9F)

132 One of my favorite SNL trios was Tonto, Tarzan, and Frankenstein singing Christmas carols.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 23, 2023 08:41 PM (q3gwH)

133 "Looking for lub in all the wrong places.
Posted by: Ronster

Posted by: fd at November 23, 2023 08:42 PM (vFG9F)

134 but Panda Express is a scam. All you get is chicken.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Kung Pao Kitten.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 23, 2023 08:43 PM (uiWTm)

135 You see. SNL has been funny when it's not political. The Left ruins EVERYTHING.

Posted by: fd at November 23, 2023 08:43 PM (vFG9F)

136 Toyota Jan season is upon us.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 23, 2023 08:43 PM (JrojV)

137 Ole Miss 3 - MSU 0

A barnburner in Starkville!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 23, 2023 08:44 PM (jrKun)

138 68 I hope you had a nice Thanksgiving but never ever pretend that that joke of a tee vee show was ever funny!!!
Posted by: Outside of Life at November 23, 2023 08:03 PM (89Sog)

Sotto voice: don't want nothin, don't start nothin....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at November 23, 2023 08:44 PM (ZxIeq)

139 Not Thanksgiving themed-but there is an excellent SCTV episode called Battle of the PBS Stars. It featured Julia Child vs. Mister Rogers in a boxing match. Martin Short was Rogers, John Candy was Child.

Posted by: Komedy Is King at November 23, 2023 08:45 PM (83IzV)

140 I always like John Lovitz as Satan. Did you know he is married to Morgan Fairchild?

Posted by: fd at November 23, 2023 08:45 PM (vFG9F)

141 Well. Two burns and one cut later, dinner is done. Can't wait for dessert.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 23, 2023 08:47 PM (uSHSS)

142 135

There is no humor in Islam.
There is no humor in leftism.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 23, 2023 08:47 PM (JrojV)

143 141 Diogenes, the hobo has to be unconscious before you put him in the oven.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 23, 2023 08:49 PM (JrojV)

144 This is, I think, the last time.Mrs D.and I do Thanksgiving dinner.
From now on, it's at somebody's house that isn't mine.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 23, 2023 08:49 PM (uSHSS)

145 They should have pulled the plug on SNL when Farley died.

s/Farley/Belushi/

Posted by: Oddbob at November 23, 2023 08:50 PM (8XS+E)

146 Really bummed about how dinner turned out, oh well.

Gimlet's never disappoint.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 23, 2023 08:50 PM (XV/Pl)

147 Eddie Murphy as Mr. Rogers was very funny.
Posted by: Ronster at November 23, 2023 08:38 PM (BI/LW)

--Even the one he did when he came back in '19 was funny, and I think he only was allowed to do it because he's Eddie Murphy (not PC):

https://youtu.be/whfQf3Pd5bU?si=SymGFcUTamgdx8fS

Posted by: logprof at November 23, 2023 08:51 PM (WQOAW)

148 Diogenes, the hobo has to be unconscious before you put him in the oven.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 23, 2023 08:49 PM (JrojV)

Well Hell!
That wasn't on the directions!!!
*kicks spatula laying on floor*

Posted by: Diogenes at November 23, 2023 08:51 PM (uSHSS)

149 There is no humor in Islam.
There is no humor in leftism.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 23, 2023 08:47 PM (JrojV)

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

*any given leftard.

Y'know how you can pick out a leftIST, islamIST, feminIST, ageIST, sexIST...hell, any kind of "IST" in their herd?

They cannot laugh at themselves. That's the tell.

Unlike Horde. I mean, y'all point and laugh at me all the tim.... ohhhh... hey...waiddadamnminutheah!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 23, 2023 08:52 PM (e6UQI)

150 They should have pulled the plug on SNL. ~~when Farley died.~~

That comment has been fixed. No need to thank me.

Posted by: Outside of Life at November 23, 2023 08:52 PM (89Sog)

151 Posted by: HAMMERS FOR SALE at November 23, 2023 08:38 PM (n2ffX)

Open for business on Thanksgiving. Now that's dedication.

I'll take one (1) 1986 AMG Hammer, please.

Posted by: spindrift at November 23, 2023 08:52 PM (0FAWn)

152 111 Who won the sports balls today?
Posted by: Eromero

Stache, the Sealyham Terrier

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 23, 2023 08:54 PM (PepVJ)

153
Beat the redskins 45-10
Posted by: Duke Lowell

___________

So they beat The Little Sisters of the Poor. Dak pads his statistics. Then they'll lose to a team with a winning record.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 23, 2023 08:55 PM (9mNHV)

154 "Teenage Caveman" is on the PlutoTV MST3K Channel Turkey Day Marathon. It seems kind of pointless to have a marathon when this channel runs MST3K 24/7 but I'll watch anyway for tradition's sake.

This movie is not in black and white. It's blue and white. I think it was filmed in Blueprintvision.

Posted by: fd at November 23, 2023 08:56 PM (vFG9F)

155 Former Obama diplomat arrested for hate crime for arguing with egyptian street vender wither he was a palestinian member of Hamas.
Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at November 23, 2023 08:37 PM (3IeCW)

You expected anything different from a Barky hire?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2023 08:56 PM (VJB3Y)

156 Who won the sports balls today?
Posted by: Eromero

I think I won by default. I asked Mrs D if she wanted to ball and she said no way. So...victory by default.
I celebrated with a nap.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 23, 2023 08:56 PM (uSHSS)

157 Never got Dan Akroyd.

He had moments. Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute was pretty funny.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 23, 2023 08:32 PM (ZLI7S

I’ll concede that was one of those moments.

Posted by: Drive by at November 23, 2023 08:57 PM (MNhXM)

158 Black Friday: Hammer deals or tire iron deals? Hmmmm…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 23, 2023 08:58 PM (JrojV)

159 Much like the rest of culture, SNL went over the cliff once the SCOAMF was elected in 2008.

Tina Fey doing here Palin bullsh*t basically set the stage for the implosion of sketch comedy.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 23, 2023 08:59 PM (XV/Pl)

160 158 Black Friday: Hammer deals or tire iron deals? Hmmmm…
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Porque no los dos?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 23, 2023 08:59 PM (PepVJ)

161
There is no humor in Islam.
There is no humor in leftism.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 23, 2023 08:47 PM

--As I've said before, woke is the archenemy of fun, unless it's mandatory fun.

Posted by: logprof at November 23, 2023 09:01 PM (WQOAW)

162 Hey, vmom. Hope you stabbed lots of tasty stuff today.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 23, 2023 09:01 PM (JrojV)

163 With SNL there would have been no Blues Brothers movie and an entire section of our lexicon would be missing and we wouldn't even know it.

Posted by: fd at November 23, 2023 09:02 PM (vFG9F)

164 Oswald Bates for President!

https://youtu.be/71xxvp5R9hE?si=wMORYtxkU7Pz1hCU
Posted by: logprof at November 23, 2023 08:31 PM (WQOAW)

Hah you picked my favorite character. He was studiousful,masterphenomaly funny.

Posted by: Drive by at November 23, 2023 09:02 PM (MNhXM)

165 With *out* I mean.

Posted by: fd at November 23, 2023 09:03 PM (vFG9F)

166 I tried to nap, but my heart is racing from eating too much, LOL. Happy Thanksgiving, Horde! I am thankful for each and every one of you. Well, most of you.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 23, 2023 09:03 PM (LsAl1)

167 166 And we are thankful for you, Jordan. Happy Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 23, 2023 09:06 PM (JrojV)

168 Allie, the OTHER Calico Kitty Cat has decided to come out and say, "Hello!" and wishes the Horde a very Happy Thanksgiving evening...

She's sitting on the corner of my desk right now, quietly growling at the other two kitties she can see (Jasmine and Penny, both of whom are studiously ignoring Allie).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 23, 2023 09:07 PM (BpYfr)

169 Hah you picked my favorite character. He was studiousful,masterphenomaly funny.
Posted by: Drive by at November 23, 2023 09:02 PM (MNhXM)

--Have you proctologized your gynoplastic dictations, excuse me, titillations?

Posted by: logprof at November 23, 2023 09:07 PM (WQOAW)

170 I had a large choice of pies today. Key lime , chocolate, blueberry, pumpkin or apple.

I decided to take a sliver of each except chocolate. My stomach is pissed at me.

Posted by: Drive by at November 23, 2023 09:08 PM (MNhXM)

171 "Teenage Caveman" is on the PlutoTV MST3K Channel Turkey Day Marathon. It seems kind of pointless to have a marathon when this channel runs MST3K 24/7 but I'll watch anyway for tradition's sake.

This movie is not in black and white. It's blue and white. I think it was filmed in Blueprintvision.
Posted by: fd at November 23, 2023

***
Robert Vaughn said he was attracted by the script because he thought it was a plea for nuclear disarmament, or something along those lines. (Remember that RV was a Dem, though back in the days when they were not insane.) Been a while since I've seen it, but I don't recall anything like that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 23, 2023 09:08 PM (omVj0)

172 No need to thank me.

Okay. It's a deal.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 23, 2023 09:09 PM (V8he0)

173 Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 23, 2023 09:07 PM (BpYfr)

--Calico kitties!!! 😻

Posted by: logprof at November 23, 2023 09:09 PM (WQOAW)

174 Posted by: logprof at November 23, 2023 09:07 PM (WQOAW

Classic. lol.

Posted by: Drive by at November 23, 2023 09:09 PM (MNhXM)

175 Key lime pie…mmmmmmm….

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 23, 2023 09:09 PM (JrojV)

176 "but I don't recall anything like that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, "

Neither do I and I just saw it. Do you know why it's so blue?

Posted by: fd at November 23, 2023 09:10 PM (vFG9F)

177 Good evening, horde! Hope you all had as lovely a day as I did. Son in law spatchcocked and smoked the turkey. Took a couple of hours longer than calculated, but was worth the wait. Delicious! Diverse family left politics at home, and we all just had a great time. Grateful and blessed!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 23, 2023 09:10 PM (OX9vb)

178 159 Much like the rest of culture, SNL went over the cliff once the SCOAMF was elected in 2008.

Tina Fey doing here Palin bullsh*t basically set the stage for the implosion of sketch comedy.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 23, 2023 08:59 PM (XV/Pl)

I'd argue it ended 16 years earlier when Bubba Greatthings was elected.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 23, 2023 09:10 PM (8sMut)

179 SNL's 1986 cast may be it's best.

Dana Carvey, Jan Hooks, Nora Dunn, Phil Hartman, Victoria Jackson, Jon Lovitz and Dennis Miller.

And the interesting thing is that the entire cast seems to be conservative or conservativeish or not overtly leftist.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 23, 2023 09:11 PM (XV/Pl)

180 The dictionary has a picture of Robert Vaughn at “creepy”.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 23, 2023 09:11 PM (JrojV)

181 Key lime pie…mmmmmmm….
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 23, 2023

***
Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 used to make something she called lemon icebox pie. It had a graham cracker crust and a lemon ice kind of filling. Grand stuff.

She also made chicken Kiev for us once. Superb.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 23, 2023 09:11 PM (omVj0)

182
Not Thanksgiving themed-but there is an excellent SCTV episode called Battle of the PBS Stars. It featured Julia Child vs. Mister Rogers in a boxing match. Martin Short was Rogers, John Candy was Child.
Posted by: Komedy Is King

https://youtu.be/10WDGYBJYwE

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 23, 2023 09:11 PM (63Dwl)

183 All of the people in my thanksgiving dinner party are conservative. Even so the only brief political discussion we had at the table was about trannies.

Posted by: Drive by at November 23, 2023 09:12 PM (MNhXM)

184 Son in law spatchcocked and smoked the turkey.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 23, 2023 09:10 PM

Is that legal in your jurisdiction?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 23, 2023 09:13 PM (aQy7p)

185 Hope you stabbed lots of tasty stuff today.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

I was just checking to make sure they were dead before I ate them

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 23, 2023 09:13 PM (PepVJ)

186 During the Cowboys game Bud Light aired an ad. Didn't hear any of it but I'm sure it reeked of desperation.

Posted by: logprof at November 23, 2023 09:14 PM (WQOAW)

187 Speaking of John Lovitz, he went on a rant against fake Jew Bernie Sanders and the Squad because of Hamas' attack.

He even asked how can Bernie Sanders on a Senator's pay afford three houses.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 23, 2023 09:14 PM (lUZkC)

188 "but I don't recall anything like that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, "
*
Neither do I and I just saw it. Do you know why it's so blue?
Posted by: fd at November 23, 2023

***
Age of the print? The film was made in 1958, after all.

It's possible that the script RV read was an early draft in which it turns out these cave people are the descendants of 20th Century man, who destroyed himself and his civilization with nuclear weapons. Thus the appeal to an anti-nuke fellow like RV. But the thing got rewritten, or they clipped out the ending with the twist, or something like that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 23, 2023 09:14 PM (omVj0)

189 Perfessor, hello to your kitty cats.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 23, 2023 09:14 PM (PepVJ)

190 Now Frank and Dr Forester are doing the Renaissance Fair character punching bags skit. That can only mean one thing. The next movie is "The Giant Gila Monster"!

Posted by: fd at November 23, 2023 09:14 PM (vFG9F)

191 181 Wolfus, I know that you’ve said that Mrs. No. 2 was crazy, but it sounds like she was at least a great cook.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 23, 2023 09:14 PM (JrojV)

192 190 Damn, that’s a classic.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 23, 2023 09:16 PM (JrojV)

193 181 Wolfus, I know that you’ve said that Mrs. No. 2 was crazy, but it sounds like she was at least a great cook.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 23, 2023 09:14 PM (Jroj

Sounds like an idea for new matrix . The crazy hot cooking matrix.

Posted by: Drive by at November 23, 2023 09:16 PM (MNhXM)

194 181 Wolfus, I know that you’ve said that Mrs. No. 2 was crazy, but it sounds like she was at least a great cook.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 23, 2023

***
A lady in the drawing room, a chef in the kitchen, a courtesan in the bedroom. Not so much crazy but utterly lacking in conscience, but she was all those things too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 23, 2023 09:16 PM (omVj0)

195 Sounds like an idea for new matrix . The crazy hot cooking matrix.

All fine and dandy until she boils a bunny

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 23, 2023 09:17 PM (lUZkC)

196 "But the thing got rewritten, or they clipped out the ending with the twist, or something like that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius"

The movie ended with a giant sea monster getting the bad barbarians. That was probably a better ending anyway.

Posted by: fd at November 23, 2023 09:18 PM (vFG9F)

197 All fine and dandy until she boils a bunny
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 23, 2023 09:17 PM

Yeah, you want to braise those things, imao.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 23, 2023 09:18 PM (aQy7p)

198 Neither do I and I just saw it. Do you know why it's so blue?
Posted by: fd at November 23, 2023 09:10 PM (vFG9F)

Probably the white balance was out of whack when it got digitized?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2023 09:19 PM (VJB3Y)

199 The weeds of socialism are better than the crops of capitalism.

Posted by: Mao at November 23, 2023 09:19 PM (8sMut)

200 And the interesting thing is that the entire cast seems to be conservative or conservativeish or not overtly leftist.

--Well, I guarantee Phil Hartman's views haven't changed in 25 years.

Posted by: logprof at November 23, 2023 09:20 PM (WQOAW)

201 Ah, German wine.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 23, 2023 09:20 PM (8sMut)

202 So much stuffing. Sooooooo much stuffing. The colors man, the colors.

Posted by: Montec at November 23, 2023 09:20 PM (bWsRe)

203 SNL: Little Chocolate Donuts:
https://youtu.be/CxCUHjx7U7Y

Posted by: sharksauce at November 23, 2023 09:21 PM (y7wyF)

204 Sounds like an idea for new matrix . The crazy hot cooking matrix.
Posted by: Drive

Hide the cutlery.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 23, 2023 09:21 PM (R4t5M)

205 SNL 92 cast ain't too shabby either..

Carvey, Hartman, Jackson, Myers, Farley, Sandler, Schneider, Spade, Nealon, Rock, Sweeney, Meadows,

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 23, 2023 09:21 PM (XV/Pl)

206 The weeds of socialism are better than the crops of capitalism.
Posted by: Mao at November 23, 2023 09:19 PM (8sMut)

Did he really say such an idiotic thing?

Posted by: Drive by at November 23, 2023 09:21 PM (MNhXM)

207 "Probably the white balance was out of whack when it got digitized?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon "

It was way off then. It was like watching the movie with blue glasses on.

Posted by: fd at November 23, 2023 09:21 PM (vFG9F)

208 Booze and tryptophan…slowly causing me to lose consciousness…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 23, 2023 09:22 PM (JrojV)

209
I just saw this and am reading the details, but on the night of Dec 11, a little before 8:30PM EST, there is going to be an occultation of Betelgeuse by an asteroid, 319 Leonia. It's getting close enough that the error bars on the path and timing are getting small.

This will be visible only in a narrow path that will go from Mexico, across the Gulf and across the tip of Florida, and then on across the Atlantic to Southern Europe (Spain and Italy).

Centered in that path, you would see Betelgeuse disappear from the sky for about 10s or so.

I'm sure there will be live feeds of this event set up that night.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 23, 2023 09:22 PM (Mzdiz)

210 Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 23, 2023 09:22 PM (Mzdiz

Unless you say you know what one more time. .It will appear again .

Posted by: Drive by at November 23, 2023 09:24 PM (MNhXM)

211 SNL mid to late 90s was great stuff.
Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, Chris Farley, David Spade, Phil Hartman, Will Ferrell, Norm doing News.

Posted by: Montec at November 23, 2023 09:24 PM (bWsRe)

212 --Well, I guarantee Phil Hartman's views haven't changed in 25 years.
Posted by: logprof at November 23, 2023 09:20 PM (WQOAW)

He believed in the sanctity of marriage: Til death do us part.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 23, 2023 09:25 PM (QBaJw)

213 A few weeks ago I watched the episode of C Files with Victoria Jackson in it. I always liked the episodes that were quirky and standalone more than the ones that were about the Big Conspiracy.

Posted by: logprof at November 23, 2023 09:26 PM (WQOAW)

214 Ugh X Files 😭

Posted by: logprof at November 23, 2023 09:27 PM (WQOAW)

215 A lady in the drawing room, a chef in the kitchen, a courtesan in the bedroom. Not so much crazy but utterly lacking in conscience, but she was all those things too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 23, 2023 09:16 PM (omVj0)

I had a coworker the other day say my ex was a monster (based on my reports), and I said no, she wasn't.

She wasn't. A person who can screw people over, because she constantly sees herself as a victim, but she could be sweet and warm and fun. But when she decided not to be those things with me, she was done, and that's all there was to it.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 23, 2023 09:29 PM (QBaJw)

216 Happy Thanksgiving, horde.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 23, 2023 09:29 PM (k1Qly)

217 A few weeks ago I watched the episode of C Files with Victoria Jackson in it. I always liked the episodes that were quirky and standalone more than the ones that were about the Big Conspiracy.
Posted by: logprof at November 23, 2023 09:26 PM (WQOAW)

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The one with the guy who can shape-shift into anyone and the one with the vampire town were both funny.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 23, 2023 09:31 PM (LsAl1)

218 Son in law spatchcocked and smoked the turkey.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

Inspired by the Jamaican Chef on Fridays?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 23, 2023 09:32 PM (cOq4q)

219 I had a coworker the other day say my ex was a monster (based on my reports), and I said no, she wasn't.

She wasn't. A person who can screw people over, because she constantly sees herself as a victim, but she could be sweet and warm and fun. But when she decided not to be those things with me, she was done, and that's all there was to it.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 23, 2023

***
With the possible exception of your phrase "sees herself as a victim," that is an excellent thumbnail description of the former Mrs. Wolfus No. 2.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 23, 2023 09:33 PM (omVj0)

220 Ah, German wine.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 23, 2023 09:20 PM (8sMut)

I have a '76 spatlese in my little office fridge. Its from a vineyard near Wurtzburg. I'm pretty sure it is vinegar now but its been fun owning it for all these years. It was a good wine.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 23, 2023 09:36 PM (uSHSS)

221 Happy Thanksgiving, horde.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 23, 2023 09:29 PM (k1Qly)

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Happy Thanksgiving! Hope it was relatively quiet in your area today.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 23, 2023 09:36 PM (LsAl1)

222 With the possible exception of your phrase "sees herself as a victim," that is an excellent thumbnail description of the former Mrs. Wolfus No. 2.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 23, 2023 09:33 PM (omVj0)

Narcissists. Come in two varieties: Those who are always looking to exploit others, and those who see themselves as victims.

The victim type is called the Covert (or Vulnerable) Narcissist.

In the end, it's the same: Me me me me me me me!

Posted by: BurtTC at November 23, 2023 09:36 PM (QBaJw)

223 I hear fireworks

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 23, 2023 09:37 PM (PepVJ)

224 The weeds of socialism are better than the crops of capitalism.
Posted by: Mao at November 23, 2023 09:19 PM (8sMut)

Did he really say such an idiotic thing?
Posted by: Drive by

Take any observation or experience that is rooted in common sense. Take the spirit expressed in Philopians 4:8.

People like Mao and those who fap to him say, "Fuck that weak shit. I'm inverting it for the good of man!"

Posted by: logprof at November 23, 2023 09:38 PM (WQOAW)

225 Good evening everyone.

All leftovers dispositioned, dishes and silverware washed, containers returned to the rightful owners by those few that do all the work, and ignored by the takers.

I'm in a mood. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at November 23, 2023 09:39 PM (x7plP)

226 MSU scored a TD.

7-3 MSU

3rd Qt.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 23, 2023 09:40 PM (jrKun)

227 With SNL there would have been no Blues Brothers movie and an entire section of our lexicon would be missing and we wouldn't even know it.
Posted by: fd at November 23, 2023 09:02 PM (vFG9F)

The Coneheads. *mic drop*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 23, 2023 09:40 PM (LoXTY)

228 My favorite pies, listed in order
Key Lime
Pecan
Cherry
Apple
Blueberry
Pumpkin

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 23, 2023 09:40 PM (MeG8a)

229 In the end, it's the same: Me me me me me me me!
Posted by: BurtTC

Oh, what I call Opera singers - "Me me me me me me meeeee. Enough about you how about meeeeee!"

*sung to the do ray me tune*

Posted by: Tonypete at November 23, 2023 09:41 PM (x7plP)

230 Last Voyage of the Demeter intrigued me. But nobody should survive in the Demeter and as soon as I saw the cast I knew who would...

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2023 09:41 PM (FQmDC)

231 My fav vampire movie is Let the Right One In

Posted by: logprof at November 23, 2023 09:43 PM (WQOAW)

232 Amusing... on X "post pictures of your turkey'

https://tinyurl.com/46r8eka5

Some are pretty funny. Or gross. Or weird.

gobble
gobble

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 23, 2023 09:44 PM (Q4IgG)

233 Academy has Heritage 22LR Rough Rider pistol for $100.00 ifyour looking for a stocking stuffing. That and a box of ammo and you'll be dining squirrel every sunday for the rest of the year and then some.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 23, 2023 09:45 PM (cOq4q)

234 My favorite pies, listed in order
Key Lime
Pecan
Cherry
Apple
Blueberry
Pumpkin
Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 23, 2023 09:40 PM (MeG8a)
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Mine are:
Blueberry
Apple
Cherry
Blueberry
Peach
Blueberry
Blueberry

Posted by: Diogenes at November 23, 2023 09:45 PM (uSHSS)

235 ...All leftovers dispositioned, dishes and silverware washed, containers returned to the rightful owners by those few that do all the work, and ignored by the takers.

I'm in a mood. . .Posted by: Tonypete at November 23, 2023 09:39 PM (x7plP)

Hey, amigo. I'd sentcha an email last ONT, to the addy here in your nic. Did it find it's way to your inbox?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 23, 2023 09:47 PM (e6UQI)

236 Diogenes - Did I mention "Blueberry"?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 23, 2023 09:47 PM (x7plP)

237 My favorite pies, listed in order
Key Lime
Pecan
Cherry
Apple
Blueberry
Pumpkin
Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 23, 2023 09:40 PM (MeG8a)
***

Mine are:
Blueberry
Apple
Cherry
Blueberry
Peach
Blueberry
Blueberry
Posted by: Diogenes at November 23, 2023 09:45 PM (uSHSS)

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Mine:

Apple

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 23, 2023 09:48 PM (LsAl1)

238 SNL: Little Chocolate Donuts:
https://youtu.be/CxCUHjx7U7Y
Posted by: sharksauce at November 23, 2023 09:21 PM (y7wyF)
* * * *
Classic! And still road food on occasion...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 23, 2023 09:48 PM (Zb5iS)

239 Jim, yes - thank you so much. It went immediately to the 'must try this' stack. I sounds wonderful.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 23, 2023 09:48 PM (x7plP)

240 Ugh - 'it'. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at November 23, 2023 09:49 PM (x7plP)

241 My fav vampire movie is Let the Right One In
Posted by: logprof at November 23, 2023 09:43 PM (WQOAW)

The original Swedish (or whatever) one? It's so much darker and drearier... but basically the same as the American remake.

I love 'em both.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 23, 2023 09:50 PM (QBaJw)

242 VDOT highway sign when returning from Thanksgiving dinner:

HAPPY THANKSGIVING
BUCKLE
BUCKLE

😆

Posted by: logprof at November 23, 2023 09:51 PM (WQOAW)

243 ..Ugh - 'it'. . .Posted by: Tonypete at November 23, 2023 09:49 PM (x7plP)

Thank YOU, sir. I hope it's something to be enjoyed by you *and* your wee urchins!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 23, 2023 09:52 PM (e6UQI)

244 The original Swedish (or whatever) one? It's so much darker and drearier... but basically the same as the American remake.

I love 'em both.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 23, 2023 09:50 PM (QBaJw)

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I was thinking I read the book, but I just checked and it was actually a different book by the same author. Handling The Undead.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 23, 2023 09:53 PM (LsAl1)

245 The original Swedish (or whatever) one? It's so much darker and drearier... but basically the same as the American remake.

I love 'em both.

--Yes the original. US version was Let Me In.

I liked the '80s setting.

Posted by: logprof at November 23, 2023 09:53 PM (WQOAW)

246 Ole Miss scores.

10-7, Rebels.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 23, 2023 09:54 PM (jrKun)

247 Mine are:
Blueberry
Apple
Cherry
Blueberry
Peach
Blueberry
Blueberry
Posted by: Diogenes at November 23, 2023 09:45 PM

You said blueberry...

*counts*

4 times.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 23, 2023 09:54 PM (aQy7p)

248 You said blueberry...

*counts*

4 times.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

"Aaa, aaa, aahhhhhh"

Posted by: The Count at November 23, 2023 09:55 PM (x7plP)

249 Pies:
Huckleberry
Pecan

Vampire movies:
Any of the Kate Beckinsale ones

Posted by: scampydog at November 23, 2023 09:55 PM (GkLOf)

250 You said blueberry...

*counts*

4 times.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 23, 2023 09:54 PM (aQy7p)

Your point???

Posted by: Diogenes at November 23, 2023 09:57 PM (uSHSS)

251 >>>I just saw this and am reading the details, but on the night of Dec 11, a little before 8:30PM EST, there is going to be an occultation of Betelgeuse by an asteroid, 319 Leonia. It's getting close enough that the error bars on the path and timing are getting small.

Here's a map : https://is.gd/9MSyhT
Here's a story: https://is.gd/vNZg6m

Posted by: Braenyard at November 23, 2023 09:57 PM (mBcUV)

252 You know Thanksgiving dinner didn't go so well when instead of eating leftovers because you're a little noshy, you opt to eat 2 day old Lo Main Noodles.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 23, 2023 09:58 PM (XV/Pl)

253 I'm jingoistic I guess because I truly like most all American remakes of European films better.

Posted by: Drive by at November 23, 2023 09:58 PM (MNhXM)

254 Academy has Heritage 22LR Rough Rider pistol for $100.00 ifyour looking for a stocking stuffing. That and a box of ammo and you'll be dining squirrel every sunday for the rest of the year and then some.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 23, 2023 09:45 PM (cOq4q)

Those are nice little pistols, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2023 09:59 PM (hoNz8)

255 >I just saw this and am reading the details, but on the night of Dec 11, a little before 8:30PM EST, there is going to be an occultation of Betelgeuse by an asteroid, 319 Leonia. It's getting close enough that the error bars on the path and timing are getting small.

Here's a map : https://is.gd/9MSyhT
Here's a story: https://is.gd/vNZg6m
Posted by: Braenyard at November 23, 2023 09:57 PM (mBcUV)

Does this mean I need to break out the good scotch while there is still time?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 23, 2023 09:59 PM (uSHSS)

256 Mad TV > SCTV > Living Color > SNL

Alex Borstein and Gilda Radner are/were the funniest ladies I've ever seen on the Boob Tube.

Posted by: mrp at November 23, 2023 09:59 PM (rj6Yv)

257 Shadow of the Vampire.

Posted by: davidt at November 23, 2023 09:59 PM (SYTee)

258 Your point???
Posted by: Diogenes at November 23, 2023 09:57 PM

That Blazing Saddles is quotable in all contexts.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 23, 2023 09:59 PM (aQy7p)

259 30 Days of Night is my favorite vampire movie.

Posted by: Drive by at November 23, 2023 09:59 PM (MNhXM)

260 > I just saw this and am reading the details, but on the night of Dec 11, a little before 8:30PM EST, there is going to be an occultation of Betelgeuse by an asteroid, 319 Leonia. It's getting close enough that the error bars on the path and timing are getting small
____________

Exceptionally cool...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 23, 2023 10:01 PM (Q4IgG)

261 30 Days of Night is my favorite vampire movie.
Posted by: Drive by at November 23, 2023 09:59 PM (MNhXM)

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That's a good one. Although I generally don't care for Danny Huston. He has resting smug face.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 23, 2023 10:01 PM (LsAl1)

262 Academy has Heritage 22LR Rough Rider pistol for $100.00 ifyour looking for a stocking stuffing. That and a box of ammo and you'll be dining squirrel every sunday for the rest of the year and then some.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 23, 2023 09:45 PM (cOq4q)

I'm going to get one tomorrow if available.

Posted by: Drive by at November 23, 2023 10:01 PM (MNhXM)

263 ONT is NOOD

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 23, 2023 10:02 PM (LsAl1)

264 That's a good one. Although I generally don't care for Danny Huston. He has resting smug face.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 23, 2023 10:01 PM (LsAl

You must not care for Harrison Ford that much either. I don't know about smug but has he ever smiled or truly laughed in any of his roles?

Posted by: Drive by at November 23, 2023 10:03 PM (MNhXM)

265 252 You know Thanksgiving dinner didn't go so well when instead of eating leftovers because you're a little noshy, you opt to eat 2 day old Lo Main Noodles.

Posted by: Thomas Bender
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Sorry about that, may blessings come to you.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 23, 2023 10:03 PM (mBcUV)

266 I'm about to head off to bed. Miss Linda, whom I did not think knew there were two six o'clocks in a day, would like to tackle J.C. Penney's early a.m. sale tomorrow. I'll drive her over and come back after breakfast, I guess. Aside from that, I need to wash the doll up the car and a few less glamorous chores.

Everybody Wang Chung tonight!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 23, 2023 10:03 PM (omVj0)

267 254 Academy has Heritage 22LR Rough Rider pistol for $100.00 ifyour looking for a stocking stuffing. That and a box of ammo and you'll be dining squirrel every sunday for the rest of the year and then some.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 23, 2023 09:45 PM (cOq4q)

Those are nice little pistols, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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What can you buy for $100.00 these days?
Get One.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 23, 2023 10:05 PM (mBcUV)

268 Academy has Heritage 22LR Rough Rider pistol for $100.00 ifyour looking for a stocking stuffing. That and a box of ammo and you'll be dining squirrel every sunday for the rest of the year and then some.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 23, 2023 09:45 PM (cOq4q)

I'm going to get one tomorrow if available.
Posted by: Drive by

Web page said One Day Only... maybe

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 23, 2023 10:05 PM (cOq4q)

269 What's Nikki Haley been up to?

Posted by: Will Folks at November 23, 2023 10:06 PM (WQOAW)

270 I have a '76 spatlese in my little office fridge. Its from a vineyard near Wurtzburg. I'm pretty sure it is vinegar now but its been fun owning it for all these years. It was a good wine.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 23, 2023 09:36 PM (uSHSS)

Funny you mention that. I had a '19 Spätlese.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 23, 2023 10:38 PM (8sMut)

271 We had an 88 Spätlese come right through the cowl over Schweinfurt. I spent the rest of the war in a Luftstalag.

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