Israel Releases Video of Hamas Terrorists Roughly Moving Hostages Through Their Hidden-Fortress Hospital

Video of hostages being moved through the hospital here.

Despite the video evidence, the Enemy of the People Terrorist Media continues denying that Shifa Hospital is really a Hamas terror base.

The Times of Israel:

The Israel Defense Forces on Sunday released surveillance camera footage from Shifa Hospital showing Hamas terrorists bringing a Nepali and Thai citizen who were abducted from Israel on October 7 to the medical center in Gaza City, and accused the Palestinian terror organization of murdering a kidnapped Israeli soldier there.
It also shared new footage of the underground network of tunnels and bunkers it says is buried under the hospital, as Israeli forces continue to operate in and around the facility. The army says Hamas uses Shifa and other hospitals as protection for its terror activity, and has specifically singled out Shifa as a key underground operations center for the group. ...
In the footage published Sunday by the military, one of the hostages is visibly wounded in his arm and is brought in on a hospital bed, while the second is forcefully dragged into the hospital on his feet.
"These findings prove that the Hamas terror organization used Shifa Hospital on the day of the massacre itself as terror infrastructure," the IDF said.

The media immediately moved into claiming that the hostages were brought to Shifa just for medical care -- but this ignores the fact that there are five hospitals on the way to Shifa they could have brought the hostages to.

Every possible route Hamas terrorists could have taken the hostages into Gaza would have passed through at least 5 other hospitals before reaching Shifa Hospital.

They didn't take them there for "medical treatment"; they brought them specifically to Shifa because it's their… pic.twitter.com/g40vAM4sdK
— Hen Mazzig (@HenMazzig) November 19, 2023

Watch as LTC (res.) Jonathan Conricus exposes the countless Hamas weapons IDF troops have uncovered in the Shifa Hospital's MRI building: pic.twitter.com/5qssP8z1XQ
— Israel Defense Forces (@IDF) November 15, 2023

Israel continues mapping the terrorists tunnels connecting Shifa with other terror bases. The underground system of terror transit is dubbed "the Gaza Metro."

Israel, having invaded Gaza, is finally in a position to use seismic probes to map out the entire terror tunnel system.

According to sources, Hamas' tunnels under Gaza extend "a few dozen miles." Other sources believe these tunnels extend hundreds of miles and rival the underground of a major European city. This has caused some commentators to refer to Hama's tunnels as the "Gaza metro."
Commentators suggest the tunnels give Hamas an asymmetric advantage. The noted publication Foreign Affairs, states that only "[b]ulldozers can be used to expose tunnels during a ground operation. Drones, robots, or dogs can help clear tunnels. There might be a need to enter the tunnels to rescue hostages, as a measure of last resort. ... This is how most states have eliminated subterranean threats in the past, and this is what Israel should do, as well." (November 9, 2023, "Israel Must Destroy Hama's Tunnels, Demolishing the Groups Infrastructure Is More Important Than Eliminating Its Leaders"). In short, according to Foreign Affairs, only personnel on the ground can locate and destroy Hama's tunnels. Of course, Israeli personnel searching open ground to locate the entrances to the tunnels would be exposed to attack.
Currently used seismic equipment could locate tunnels using a system of geophones and pulse generators. However, personnel placing the geophone data acquisition equipment on the surface would be exposed to small arms fire and potential capture. The need to potentially expose personnel to attack while emplacing geophones would seem to defeat use of this well-understood technology that could readily and accurately locate Hama's tunnels.

Meanwhile, CNN's Christiane Amanapour continues pretending Hamas is a reliable source.

Newsbusters caught her blowing off an objection to the fact that her Hamas terror allies routinely lie about casualty counts as a vital part of their war effort:

REGEV: ...But it has to be understood, first of all, the numbers coming out of Gaza concerning casualties are provided by Hamas. There's no other independent verification for those numbers. And so, we have to presume they're exaggerated. And secondly, they give you no differentiation between of the people who have been fatalities, whether they were Hamas terrorists, and it's good that they were killed if they were, and between civilians caught up in the crossfire. And no one can give you at CNN data that is more precise.
AMANPOUR: Yes. But, Mark --
REGEV: And so, we're all -- the numbers that people are talking about of the Hamas numbers.
AMANPOUR: Mark, whatever the numbers are, and in history, nobody's questioned these numbers, in all the previous -- and the Hamas was always in charge, all the previous operations, nobody questioned their numbers, and we have seen half of these people or -- well, up to half, nearly, four-plus thousand are children, all the authorities are saying that.
REGEV: That's Hamas's numbers though.

One doesn't have to go back far at all to see Hamas exaggerating and straight-up lying about casualties -- such as the purported 500 deaths in a Gaza hospital after a supposed Israel airstrike that didn't happen. But Amanpour didn't care about the facts:

Well, we've seen the pictures, Okay. And we did this last week together. We've seen the pictures, and it is causing huge unrest and disquiet amongst your closest friends, not to mention in Gaza and amongst the Palestinians and the Arab Street....

Amanpour then challenged Israeli intelligence about a Hamas command center underneath hospitals in Gaza. "You keep saying that there is a Hamas bunker, command center, tunnels underneath these hospitals. So, it's fair to ask, based on what intelligence? Can you tell us why and how you know that?," she chided. A few days later, the Israeli Defense Forces released a video of spokesman Jonathan Conricus playing the role of tour guide as he showed off the weapons hidden in just a few rooms of Al Shifa's radiology wing.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:44 PM

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1
More Zionist propaganda from a Jew blog 11!!11

Post something about the border crisis and inflation for once, will you ???!!

*the usual suspects

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2023 04:45 PM (V13WU)

2 Hey , that is a number one comment!

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2023 04:46 PM (V13WU)

3 There are none so blind as those who will not see.

Lots of blind peeps out there.

Posted by: Just Lily at November 21, 2023 04:46 PM (7oKtF)

4 I don't call noods after 11 am GMT.

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2023 04:46 PM (V13WU)

5 In before Kittytooth?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 21, 2023 04:47 PM (xcxpd)

6 mo' tunnels, mo' problems, as I always say.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2023 04:47 PM (mj0Qp)

7 I alerted the people below.

Posted by: Just Lily at November 21, 2023 04:48 PM (7oKtF)

8 Oy Vey!

The content, I stopped and read!

First, I might've been, what have I done?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 21, 2023 04:49 PM (e6UQI)

9 You could put Amanpour in the Hamas HQ under Shifa Hospital with the head of Hamas operations explaining how they plan their strikes from there and she would not believe it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 21, 2023 04:49 PM (BpYfr)

10 Actually what Media Matters did is a conspiracy in restraint of trade, which is a felony for everyone involved under 15 USC 1. That felony carries a $100,000,000 fine for the company plus $1,000,000 for each individual involved, including any of their backers. In addition Elon can sue them for treble damages under 15 USC 15.

Forgot to post this on that thread.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 21, 2023 04:49 PM (CecP5)

11 This post needs some Babylon Bee memes.
They have been on fire on this subject.

My favorite was the one about them claiming an emergency as the hospitals are running low on ammunition.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 21, 2023 04:50 PM (9r+sQ)

12
Christiane Amanpour is the Moe Howard of Josef Goebbels.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2023 04:50 PM (x0n13)

13 Amanpour is an IRGC agent. They did a good job recruiting her. She has a perch as they say.

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2023 04:50 PM (V13WU)

14 That said, if this is all true, that's a pretty impressive engineering feat.

Digging miles of tunnels through sand, around ruins and whatever else is in that desert, without disrupting building foundations or being noticed by Israeli satellites or drones, and somehow moving all of that sand without being noticed, AND avoiding what I imagine would be frequent cave ins since the soil is, well, sand, and making those tunnels robust enough to survive vehicle traffic, bombings, etc.

It's like something out of breaking bad.

Or the US / Mexico border, I guess.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2023 04:50 PM (mj0Qp)

15 The media immediately moved into claiming that the hostages were brought to Shifa just for medical care --

Hamas must have come up with a novel way of transporting emergency patients, i.e. pushing, shoving, pulling a guy who is still on his feet.

Progressive!

Posted by: kallisto, thinks this approah is so much more humane than the mRNA jab at November 21, 2023 04:50 PM (dCxaZ)

16 9 You could put Amanpour in the Hamas HQ under Shifa Hospital with the head of Hamas operations explaining how they plan their strikes from there and she would not believe it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 21, 2023 04:49 PM (BpYfr)

She's the kind of arrogant asshole that wouldn't take yes for an answer.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2023 04:51 PM (x0n13)

17 Amanapour is awful and it shows more every year in her face.

Posted by: museisluse at November 21, 2023 04:51 PM (s90Jo)

18 Savages.

Exterminate them all. Especially the hospital workers, just for being the new "train" conductors.

Victory To The IDF!

Victory To Israel!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 21, 2023 04:51 PM (R/m4+)

19 That said, if this is all true,

==

No, it's al lies and Zionist propaganda.

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2023 04:51 PM (V13WU)

20

In Soviet Al Shifa, ambulance chase you!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2023 04:52 PM (x0n13)

21 Israel is making a huge tactical error in agreeing to any ceasefire. They need to wipe the Palis out of existence.

Posted by: Archer at November 21, 2023 04:52 PM (gmo/4)

22 well Jim, I read the content, then all the comments and then got a beer...what it is it is

Posted by: DanMan at November 21, 2023 04:52 PM (8uzBS)

23 Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 21, 2023 04:49 PM (CecP5)

thank you for this.

I scanned that thread, it seems some people were confused about the basis of Elon's lawsuit. They seemed to think he just had his feelings hurt about lost advertisers or something.

Posted by: kallisto, thinks this approah is so much more humane than the mRNA jab at November 21, 2023 04:52 PM (dCxaZ)

24 Give Anamanpour a flashlight and a Press Pass, and send her on in to the tunnels.

I'm sure ham-ass would love to let her file her "report"?

But she'd best write in the form of a Last Will and Testament...the odds are likely, that such it will be.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 21, 2023 04:52 PM (e6UQI)

25 16 9 You could put Amanpour in the Hamas HQ under Shifa Hospital with the head of Hamas operations explaining how they plan their strikes from there and she would not believe it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 21, 2023 04:49 PM (BpYfr)

She's the kind of arrogant asshole that wouldn't take yes for an answer.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2023 04:51 PM (x0n13)

Evil, not arrogant. She's the ugly dyke-looking version of Bagdad Bob

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 21, 2023 04:53 PM (xcxpd)

26 > The media immediately moved into claiming that the hostages were brought to Shifa just for medical care -- but this ignores the fact that there are five hospitals on the way to Shifa they could have brought the hostages to.

It also ignores that the hospital director and others specifically denied that any hostages went to Shifa.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 21, 2023 04:53 PM (0N1h0)

27 You could put Amanpour in the Hamas HQ under Shifa Hospital with the head of Hamas operations explaining how they plan their strikes from there and she would not believe it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 21, 2023 04:49 PM

She would look good in the back of a white Toyota. With a duct taped mouth.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2023 04:53 PM (bqazj)

28 Funny how they'll take Hamas-sourced reports at face value but reject actual photographic and video evidence from the IDF.

Posted by: Ciampino - Amanpour you've got Ham (up your) Ass at November 21, 2023 04:53 PM (qfLjt)

29 14 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2023 04:50 PM (mj0Qp)

It took NYC nearly 100 years and billions of dollars just to build the first segment of the Second Avenue subway.

Hamas did almost the same in a tenth the time because no EPA and no unions.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2023 04:53 PM (x0n13)

30 Now...what's this about ham?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 21, 2023 04:54 PM (xcxpd)

31 CNN's Christiane Amanapour smells so bad Hama won't even rape her.

Posted by: did I say that out loud? at November 21, 2023 04:54 PM (v0R5T)

32 I'm sorry, but Israel needs to go into Gaza, wipe out everyone there, and start anew. That goes for any "innocents" who approve of Hamas. You go too.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 21, 2023 04:54 PM (d2bW3)

33 >>Forgot to post this on that thread.

welp, that explains the thermonuclear aspects of the situation doesn't it?

Posted by: DanMan at November 21, 2023 04:55 PM (8uzBS)

34 Here it is -- Bee meme

https://tinyurl.com/29t2fttz

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 21, 2023 04:55 PM (9r+sQ)

35 Many deceased hostages found by the IDF have been reported to be found on the hospital grounds

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2023 04:56 PM (fwDg9)

36 Amanpour is a conceited slag who thinks she's much smarter than she actually is. She is one of the most annoying people in media, and that's saying something.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 21, 2023 04:56 PM (I/Qkd)

37 Hamas held Gilad Shalit for 5 years.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 21, 2023 04:57 PM (mdp8h)

38 “Currently used seismic equipment could locate tunnels using a system of geophones and pulse generators.”

Silly Jews. Those tunnels must stink like rotting meat covered in dead skunk with a whiff of Beastmode Biden’s shitstained underwear. Just get a few good bloodhounds! They’ll find the tunnels in 5 minutes … if they don’t gag first.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 21, 2023 04:57 PM (iqZMp)

39 35 Many deceased hostages found by the IDF have been reported to be found on the hospital grounds
Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2023 04:56 PM (fwDg9)

Never forget that every Nazi death camp also had a "hospital."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2023 04:57 PM (x0n13)

40 Hamas did almost the same in a tenth the time because no EPA and no unions.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2023 04:53 PM (x0n13)
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Hamas also had access to cheap labor. Cheap as in "work or die."

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 21, 2023 04:57 PM (z5vMw)

41 21 Israel is making a huge tactical error in agreeing to any ceasefire. They need to wipe the Palis out of existence.

Posted by: Archer
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I thought you said "Paris."

I was thinking "what did I miss?"
(Also, it moved.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 21, 2023 04:57 PM (9r+sQ)

42 Christiane is a piece of work for the Muslims

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2023 04:58 PM (fwDg9)

43 > Funny how they'll take Hamas-sourced reports at face value but reject actual photographic and video evidence from the IDF.

They don't even acknowledge that the death reports from Gaza ALL come from Hamas. Nobody else has done any independent investigation. The only verification any Western source has done is to go look at the bodybags all laid out. You know, the same bodybags that have been filmed sitting up, sneezing, and with live people peeking out?

Posted by: bonhomme at November 21, 2023 04:58 PM (0N1h0)

44 34 Here it is -- Bee meme

https://tinyurl.com/29t2fttz
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 21, 2023 04:55 PM (9r+sQ)

lol....hospitals dangerously low on ammunition...that's funny right there.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 21, 2023 04:58 PM (xcxpd)

45 How many hospitals do they have in that shithole? Seems like there’s one on every block. They can’t really be hospitals. No fucking way.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 21, 2023 04:58 PM (iqZMp)

46 >>>Amanpour is a conceited slag who thinks she's much smarter than she actually is. She is one of the most annoying people in media, and that's saying something.
Posted by: Archimedes

Send her and Tlaib to Hamas. They apparently like them so much.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 21, 2023 04:58 PM (d2bW3)

47 Hamas held Gilad Shalit for 5 years.

====

Sinwar was one of the demons released in that deal...

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2023 04:58 PM (V13WU)

48 >>>Christiane is a piece of work for the Muslims
Posted by: Skip

She's a piece of something alright.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 21, 2023 04:59 PM (d2bW3)

49 ::sticks fingers in ears::

LALALALALA!

Posted by: Christiane Amanapour at November 21, 2023 04:59 PM (N0Aec)

50 Doesn't surprise me at all, but I have to laugh at the US media being skeptical of an ally but trusting of an adversary... how very cold war of the left.

Posted by: Inogame at November 21, 2023 05:00 PM (53oGX)

51 Send her and Tlaib to Hamas. They apparently like them so much.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 21, 2023 04:58 PM (
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Yeah, send those brave "truth to power" gals over there and see how long they last.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 21, 2023 05:00 PM (z5vMw)

52 Marvel Entertainment has discovered how to fire up the target audience for The Marvels:

https://tinyurl.com/3yh3jyut

Posted by: Methos at November 21, 2023 05:00 PM (Dnobf)

53 runner, him and 1,025 others and many of those had murdered Israelis.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 21, 2023 05:00 PM (mdp8h)

54 >>>Yeah, send those brave "truth to power" gals over there and see how long they last.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker

They would last ten minutes.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 21, 2023 05:02 PM (d2bW3)

55 34 Here it is -- Bee meme

https://tinyurl.com/29t2fttz
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 21, 2023 04:55 PM (9r+sQ)

lol....hospitals dangerously low on ammunition...that's funny right there.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 21, 2023 04:58 PM

LOL. Love the Bee.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2023 05:02 PM (bqazj)

56 How many hospitals do they have in that shithole? Seems like there’s one on every block. They can’t really be hospitals. No fucking way.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 21, 2023 04:58 PM (iqZMp)
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That does seem a bit peculiar.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 21, 2023 05:02 PM (BpYfr)

57 How do you find a hospital in Gaza?

...look for the crew served weapons out front.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 21, 2023 05:04 PM (z5vMw)

58 How many hospitals do they have in that shithole? Seems like there’s one on every block. They can’t really be hospitals. No fucking way.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 21, 2023 04:58 PM (iqZMp)
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That does seem a bit peculiar.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 21, 2023 05:02 PM

See socialized medicine works! Err something.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2023 05:04 PM (bqazj)

59 >>> How many hospitals do they have in that shithole? Seems like there’s one on every block. They can’t really be hospitals. No fucking way.
Posted by: Elric Blade

A lot of the hospitals are just Starbucks. They really love their coffee.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 21, 2023 05:05 PM (d2bW3)

60 Don't go down and tell him, but troll theory is still downstairs stinking the place up.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2023 05:05 PM (bqazj)

61 Steam Black Friday/Autumn sale is on now.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 21, 2023 05:05 PM (xcxpd)

62 10 Actually what Media Matters did is a conspiracy in restraint of trade, which is a felony for everyone involved under 15 USC 1. That felony carries a $100,000,000 fine for the company plus $1,000,000 for each individual involved, including any of their backers. In addition Elon can sue them for treble damages under 15 USC 15.

Forgot to post this on that thread.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 21, 2023 04:49 PM (CecP5)
———-

No such claim is pleaded in the complaint.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 21, 2023 05:06 PM (iqZMp)

63 How many hospitals do they have in that shithole? Seems like there’s one on every block. They can’t really be hospitals. No fucking way.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 21, 2023 04:58 PM (iqZMp)

Each with 6,000 children!

Posted by: spindrift at November 21, 2023 05:06 PM (Zdu9h)

64 How many hospitals do they have in that shithole? Seems like there’s one on every block. They can’t really be hospitals. No fucking way.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 21, 2023 04:58 PM (iqZMp)
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Well, with all the "workplace accidents" that happen in Gaza, maybe there's just a huge demand for them.../sarc

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 21, 2023 05:06 PM (BpYfr)

65 Quick, give them another $10 billion!

- Joe Biden, November 2023

Posted by: Nikki Haley is trying to do better and apologizes for teasing and making fun at November 21, 2023 05:06 PM (DxFDO)

66 57 How do you find a hospital in Gaza?

...look for the crew served weapons out front.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 21, 2023 05:04 PM (z5vMw)

lol

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 21, 2023 05:06 PM (xcxpd)

67 A lot of the hospitals are just Starbucks. They really love their coffee.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 21, 2023 05:05 PM

It's like drugstores in Florida.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2023 05:06 PM (bqazj)

68 It takes a lot of hospitals when your town is full of dipshits blowing off fingers in a homemade bomb shop gone bad.

Posted by: Wally at November 21, 2023 05:06 PM (hqVaF)

69 63 How many hospitals do they have in that shithole? Seems like there’s one on every block. They can’t really be hospitals. No fucking way.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 21, 2023 04:58 PM (iqZMp)

Each with 6,000 children!
Posted by: spindrift at November 21, 2023 05:06 PM (Zdu9h)

*Joe Biden has entered the chat*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 21, 2023 05:06 PM (xcxpd)

70
How many hospitals do they have in that shithole? Seems like there’s one on every block. They can’t really be hospitals. No fucking way.
Posted by: Elric Blade

Forget Obamacare. We need GazaCare.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 21, 2023 05:06 PM (63Dwl)

71 >>>It's like drugstores in Florida.
Posted by: Minnfidel

Hey man, I need my Earl Grey!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 21, 2023 05:07 PM (d2bW3)

72 him and 1,025 others and many of those had murdered Israelis.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 21, 2023 05:00 PM (mdp8h)

in total , the savage dogs they released were responsible for almost 600 Israeli deaths. Civilians.

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2023 05:07 PM (V13WU)

73 I missed the last thread. So I'll take my time now to express my hatred and disgust for the supreme court. In my dream world I chase them around their bench with Pelosi's giant gavel until I hammer them into a shapeless pulp like they did with the rule of law.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 21, 2023 05:07 PM (roH4R)

74 How do you find a hospital in Gaza?
.......

Keep following the tunnel.

Posted by: wth at November 21, 2023 05:08 PM (v0R5T)

75 Quick, give them another $10 billion!

That would make a 6.9 mile high stack of $100 bills.

Posted by: spindrift at November 21, 2023 05:08 PM (Zdu9h)

76
Forget Obamacare. We need GazaCare.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 21, 2023 05:06 PM

Hey at least we can get guns and ammo!

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2023 05:08 PM (bqazj)

77 "Hospitals" in Gaza are originally warehouses under which tunnels were dug and used to hide the spoil. Slap up "Hospital" signs outside and open a little VD clinic to make it look legit.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 21, 2023 05:08 PM (cOq4q)

78 The hospital is just a Hamas community college where they go to turn their lives around.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2023 05:09 PM (6hHAx)

79 "Hospitals" in Gaza are originally warehouses under which tunnels were dug and used to hide the spoil. Slap up "Hospital" signs outside and open a little VD clinic to make it look legit.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 21, 2023 05:08 PM

They gotta treat all the Gazarea from banging sheep.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2023 05:09 PM (bqazj)

80 71 >>>It's like drugstores in Florida.
Posted by: Minnfidel

Hey man, I need my Earl Grey!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 21, 2023 05:07 PM (d2bW3)

How may days left in Philly for you, Wyatt?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 21, 2023 05:09 PM (xcxpd)

81 56 How many hospitals do they have in that shithole? Seems like there’s one on every block. They can’t really be hospitals. No fucking way.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 21, 2023 04:58 PM (iqZMp)
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That does seem a bit peculiar.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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I bet they are counting clinics, which are often called hospitals overseas. There are often many in cities where not everyone has a car.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 21, 2023 05:10 PM (9r+sQ)

82 27
She would look good in the back of a white Toyota. With a duct taped mouth.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2023 04:53 PM (bqazj)
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White tape or black tape?

White tape -- you're racyss!!
Black tape -- you're racyss!!

Posted by: Ciampino - Amanpour, you've got Ham (up your) Ass at November 21, 2023 05:10 PM (qfLjt)

83 Just bringing the hostages into the hospital for evaluation and treatment.
Honest injun, I swear.

Posted by: From about that Time at November 21, 2023 05:10 PM (4780s)

84 Netanyahu should put water in all the gas.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2023 05:11 PM (bqazj)

85 20
'ambulance chase you!'

Every lawyer's dream.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 21, 2023 05:11 PM (roH4R)

86 Don't go down and tell him, but troll theory is still downstairs stinking the place up.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2023 05:05 PM (bqazj)

Back your buds !!!

Seriously, the idea of the "marketplace of ideas" implies that you can have an idea, push it, and either win or lose. Or you can do what you do, and others do.

Posted by: Game Theory at November 21, 2023 05:11 PM (QYUcu)

87 White tape or black tape?

White tape -- you're racyss!!
Black tape -- you're racyss!!
Posted by: Ciampino - Amanpour, you've got Ham (up your) Ass at November 21, 2023 05:10 PM

Clear tape?

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2023 05:11 PM (bqazj)

88 >>>However, personnel placing the geophone data acquisition equipment on the surface would be exposed to small arms fire and potential capture.
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OK, the area is NOT CLEAR.
They are not finished in northern Gaza.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 21, 2023 05:11 PM (SHylA)

89 Thwow them to the gwound, centuwion! Woughwy!

Posted by: Don't know why this came to mind exactly at November 21, 2023 05:12 PM (8vw5b)

90 OK, the area is NOT CLEAR.
They are not finished in northern Gaza.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 21, 2023 05:11 PM (SHylA)
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They won't be finished until every last tunnel is neutralized.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 21, 2023 05:13 PM (BpYfr)

91 "Christiane Amanapour ..." wears a diaper, size Large.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 21, 2023 05:13 PM (SHylA)

92 Seriously, the idea of the "marketplace of ideas" implies that you can have an idea, push it, and either win or lose. Or you can do what you do, and others do.
Posted by: Game Theory at November 21, 2023 05:11 PM

You mean like pretending you know two shits about anyone in here and then playing make believe that you are the smartest guy in the room. Guess what Johhny. We all disagree from time to time around here. The difference is, that we're not narcissistic assholes. Got it champ.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2023 05:13 PM (bqazj)

93 Amanpour is an IRGC agent. They did a good job recruiting her. She has a perch as they say.

She also has a tuna.

That's what I heard anyway.

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at November 21, 2023 05:14 PM (Vu7A1)

94 36
'Amanpour is a conceited slag...'

This comment is now the definitive description of Amanpour as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 21, 2023 05:15 PM (roH4R)

95
Clear tape?
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2023 05:11 PM (bqazj)

Your denial of tapes of color is a symptom of white supremacy.

Posted by: Just Lily at November 21, 2023 05:15 PM (7oKtF)

96 Amanpour is an IRGC agent. They did a good job recruiting her. She has a perch as they say.

She also has a tuna.

That's what I heard anyway.
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at November 21, 2023 05:14 PM (Vu7A1)
.......

Well, you're the Biologist.

Posted by: wth at November 21, 2023 05:15 PM (v0R5T)

97 my "city" in Japan (each train stop on the JR line is considered a city or town) has about 6 that I pass frequently.
They are well equipped and would be first stop for injured hostages. x-ray, full labs, etc.
In the US we take car or ambulance to ER for this stuff, which is crazy.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 21, 2023 05:15 PM (9r+sQ)

98
Clear tape?
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2023 05:11 PM (bqazj)

Invented by a white guy and therefore racist.

Posted by: Everything is racist at November 21, 2023 05:15 PM (8vw5b)

99 The media immediately moved into claiming that the hostages were brought to Shifa just for medical care
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And thus normalize the word "hostages".

Normally, it's bad enough having hostages, but not so bad when you take them to a hospital.

Posted by: Axeman at November 21, 2023 05:16 PM (krQz2)

100 Evil, not arrogant. She's the ugly dyke-looking version of Bagdad Bob

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 21, 2023 04:53 PM

Has anyone ever seen Amanpour and Bagdad Bob in the same room at the same time?

I think not!

AOS fact-checker certifies that your theory has merit.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 21, 2023 05:16 PM (HlyYF)

101 >>>How may days left in Philly for you, Wyatt?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo

346. Getting close.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 21, 2023 05:16 PM (d2bW3)

102 Amanpour is an IRGC agent. They did a good job recruiting her. She has a perch as they say.

She also has a tuna.

I cod believe it.

Posted by: wth at November 21, 2023 05:16 PM (v0R5T)

103 Clear tape?
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2023 05:11 PM (bqazj)

Invented by a white guy and therefore racist.
Posted by: Everything is racist at November 21, 2023 05:15 PM

Damnit!

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2023 05:16 PM (bqazj)

104 101 >>>How may days left in Philly for you, Wyatt?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo

346. Getting close.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 21, 2023 05:16 PM (d2bW3)

Less than a year....YOU CAN DO IT!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 21, 2023 05:17 PM (xcxpd)

105 9 You could put Amanpour in the Hamas HQ under Shifa Hospital with the head of Hamas operations explaining how they plan their strikes from there and she would not believe it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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She is them. She knows.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 21, 2023 05:17 PM (SHylA)

106 Totallyt OT. If I visit Instapundant on my phone, I keep getting a pop-up ad that's a gif of a woman's backside from mid-back to mid-thigh, in pink yoga pants or such, reaching behind herself and rubbing her anus in a very unprovocative manner.
There's a sub-heading, something about Hep-C symptoms.
Very, very disturbing.

Posted by: From about that Time at November 21, 2023 05:17 PM (4780s)

107 Remember that Trans Remembrance Day where OBiden cried about 26 trannies dying?

THREE of them were killed by innocent people who were defending themselves from a tranny attacker. That's almost 12% of the dead trannies.

https://is.gd/vP6W8Z

Posted by: bonhomme at November 21, 2023 05:17 PM (0N1h0)

108 38 “Currently used seismic equipment could locate tunnels using a system of geophones and pulse generators.”

Silly Jews. Those tunnels must stink like rotting meat covered in dead skunk with a whiff of Beastmode Biden’s shitstained underwear. Just get a few good bloodhounds! They’ll find the tunnels in 5 minutes … if they don’t gag first.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 21, 2023 04:57 PM (iqZMp)
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I would like to see huge trained boars doing the sniffing and possibly killing. Imagine the horror seeing a pack of 500lb boars charging at you. You are not going to heaven, just into pigshit.

Also make bonfires of any korans found. Film the roast pork cooked on those bonfires. Donate meat to gentiles.

Posted by: Ciampino - Amanpour, you've got Ham (up your) Ass. Get porked. at November 21, 2023 05:18 PM (qfLjt)

109 Apparently we now know how magnets f*cking work.
Surrounded by AKs.

Posted by: Juggalo at November 21, 2023 05:18 PM (FhXTo)

110 Objecting to "hostages" just might be xenophobic against Arab culture.

I have to curb my Western-centric impulses, like that.

Just say it to yourself: "hostage". A couple of times and it doesn't sound so bad.

Posted by: Axeman at November 21, 2023 05:18 PM (krQz2)

111 https://tinyurl.com/ywm59am3
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

Watch #16 guy just mouthing off to a group of police officers

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2023 05:18 PM (fwDg9)

112 Hi I am here for an x-ray and some .45 ACP. and I've been looking at the new AK's with the synthetic stock.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2023 05:18 PM (bqazj)

113 >>>I have almost 700 vacation hours accumulated, so I'm taking the entire week off of the Super Bowl in case the Eagles win. I'm not working a parade for those clowns.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 21, 2023 05:18 PM (d2bW3)

114 97 my "city" in Japan (each train stop on the JR line is considered a city or town) has about 6 that I pass frequently.
They are well equipped and would be first stop for injured hostages. x-ray, full labs, etc.
In the US we take car or ambulance to ER for this stuff, which is crazy.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 21, 2023 05:15 PM (9r+sQ)

If I was Japanese, I'll bet I'd love Japan. Seems nice from the outside. So long as you're not a gaijin.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 21, 2023 05:18 PM (xcxpd)

115 ---
They won't be finished until every last tunnel is neutralized.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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And the pot shots above ground keeping them from mapping.
That's a problem they need to clean up.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 21, 2023 05:19 PM (SHylA)

116 THREE of them were killed by innocent people who were defending themselves from a tranny attacker. That's almost 12% of the dead trannies.

https://is.gd/vP6W8Z
Posted by: bonhomme at November 21, 2023 05:17 PM

Most of the dead trannies I've had were on Fords.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2023 05:19 PM (bqazj)

117 Totallyt OT. If I visit Instapundant on my phone, I keep getting a pop-up ad that's a gif of a woman's backside from mid-back to mid-thigh, in pink yoga pants or such, reaching behind herself and rubbing her anus in a very unprovocative manner.
There's a sub-heading, something about Hep-C symptoms.
Very, very disturbing.
Posted by: From about that Time at November 21, 2023 05:17 PM

Media Matters?

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2023 05:20 PM (bqazj)

118 If I was Japanese, I'll bet I'd love Japan. Seems nice from the outside. So long as you're not a gaijin.

Really? You're always looking over your shoulder for a Godzilla sighting, or at least tentacles.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 21, 2023 05:21 PM (I/Qkd)

119 The only people more heavily armed than the guests at a Texas MoMe ... are the "staff" at a hospital in the Gaza Strip.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 21, 2023 05:21 PM (HlyYF)

120 >>>In the US we take car or ambulance to ER for this stuff, which is crazy.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 21, 2023 05:15 PM (9r+sQ)
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ER is good, they know their business.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 21, 2023 05:21 PM (SHylA)

121 114 97 my "city" in Japan (each train stop on the JR line is considered a city or town) has about 6 that I pass frequently.
They are well equipped and would be first stop for injured hostages. x-ray, full labs, etc.
In the US we take car or ambulance to ER for this stuff, which is crazy.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 21, 2023 05:15 PM (9r+sQ)

If I was Japanese, I'll bet I'd love Japan. Seems nice from the outside. So long as you're not a gaijin.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 21, 2023 05:18 PM (xcxpd)
———-

I’m gaijin as fuck and I had a great time living there. Nowhere was it ever easier to get dates with hot girls. If youre white, tall, and have blue eyes the girls will come to you at bars and clubs.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 21, 2023 05:22 PM (iqZMp)

122 Hi I am here for an x-ray and some .45 ACP. and I've been looking at the new AK's with the synthetic stock.
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2023 05:18 PM (bqazj)

Sorry. No insurance, no X-ray.
Now about that .45 ACP, what quantity you need...?

Posted by: Doc Muhammad at November 21, 2023 05:22 PM (v0R5T)

123 You mean looking over your shoulder HOPING for tentacles.

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at November 21, 2023 05:22 PM (hqVaF)

124 I’m gaijin as fuck and I had a great time living there. Nowhere was it ever easier to get dates with hot girls. If youre white, tall, and have blue eyes the girls will come to you at bars and clubs.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 21, 2023 05:22 PM (iqZMp)

Nice.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 21, 2023 05:22 PM (xcxpd)

125 I’m gaijin as fuck and I had a great time living there. Nowhere was it ever easier to get dates with hot girls. If youre white, tall, and have blue eyes the girls will come to you at bars and clubs.

Does 5'10" count as tall? Lie if you have to.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 21, 2023 05:23 PM (I/Qkd)

126 "While several of the 26 people listed died in hit-and-runs, shootings, and domestic violence that plague cities all across the U.S."

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Oh, I doubt that. I bet if we were allowed to know the details we'd find drugs, sex acts/prostitution, etc. I doubt a single one was some random nobody coming up to some dude in a dress and murdering him, and if it was I'd bet $100 it was a black man or Muslim doing it, which can't be discussed because reasons.

And if they're so desperate for bodies that they're counting random stuff like hit-and-runs then that's especially hilarious.

Posted by: Nikki Haley is trying to do better and apologizes for teasing and making fun at November 21, 2023 05:23 PM (DxFDO)

127 118 If I was Japanese, I'll bet I'd love Japan. Seems nice from the outside. So long as you're not a gaijin.

Really? You're always looking over your shoulder for a Godzilla sighting, or at least tentacles.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 21, 2023 05:21 PM (I/Qkd)

Yeah but it's clean and the food looks good and cheap.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 21, 2023 05:23 PM (xcxpd)

128 "South Korea's Prime Minister Han Duck-soo will convene a cabinet meeting on Wednesday morning to discuss suspending the inter-Korean military agreement signed with North Korea in 2018 under the previous administration, according to news agency Yonhap."

*duck soo ???

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2023 05:24 PM (V13WU)

129 Oh, I doubt that. I bet if we were allowed to know the details we'd find drugs, sex acts/prostitution, etc. I doubt a single one was some random nobody coming up to some dude in a dress and murdering him, and if it was I'd bet $100 it was a black man or Muslim doing it, which can't be discussed because reasons.

And if they're so desperate for bodies that they're counting random stuff like hit-and-runs then that's especially hilarious.
Posted by: Nikki Haley is trying to do better and apologizes for teasing and making fun at November 21, 2023 05:23 PM

Fucking Covid.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2023 05:24 PM (bqazj)

130
107 Remember that Trans Remembrance Day where OBiden cried about 26 trannies dying?

THREE of them were killed by innocent people who were defending themselves from a tranny attacker. That's almost 12% of the dead trannies.

https://is.gd/vP6W8Z
Posted by: bonhomme at November 21, 2023 05:17 PM (0N1h0)

11.538%. But the article also mentions hit-and-runs and domestic violence were included in the OMG TRANSGENOCIDE declaration. Hit and run has nothing to do with them being trannies. Also the smart money says the DV fatalities were caused by similarly-disordered people. Once those are sifted out it's probably more like 11.538% of the deaths were in any way causally related to them being trannies.

Posted by: Making a minuscule number more minisculer at November 21, 2023 05:24 PM (8vw5b)

131 Very clever hiding weapons caches behind the MRI machine because IDF will never look there - you have to keep metal away from those machines.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 21, 2023 05:24 PM (cOq4q)

132 Fucking Covid.

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Argh, I forgot completely about COVID. Good catch.

Posted by: Nikki Haley is trying to do better and apologizes for teasing and making fun at November 21, 2023 05:25 PM (DxFDO)

133 92
'we're not narcissistic assholes'

I can if I want to.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 21, 2023 05:25 PM (roH4R)

134 125 I’m gaijin as fuck and I had a great time living there. Nowhere was it ever easier to get dates with hot girls. If youre white, tall, and have blue eyes the girls will come to you at bars and clubs.

Does 5'10" count as tall? Lie if you have to.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 21, 2023 05:23 PM (I/Qkd)
———

Japanese guys are like 5-6 so yea, 5-10 would be considered tall. Go for it!

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 21, 2023 05:25 PM (iqZMp)

135

Palestinians are the Haitians of Somalia...

Posted by: J. Carter, Rabbit Aficionado at November 21, 2023 05:25 PM (8V8sz)

136 > I've been looking at the new AK's with the synthetic stock.

Didn't OBiden make AK ammo much much harder to get by banning Russian import? At one point, like 40% of AK ammo was coming from them.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 21, 2023 05:25 PM (0N1h0)

137 Palestinians are the Haitians of Somalia...

Posted by: J. Carter, Rabbit Aficionado at November 21, 2023 05:25 PM (8V8sz)
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Fresh meat for the Clintons?

Posted by: Axeman at November 21, 2023 05:26 PM (krQz2)

138 11.538%

Get a load of the math on this guy!

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at November 21, 2023 05:26 PM (Vu7A1)

139 Today gaijin in Japan is limited asshole YouTubers who hassle the locals and call it pranks. These aholes are usually of the same community that hassle Asians in the U S.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 21, 2023 05:27 PM (nnp+f)

140 The entire western media is just an islamic-anti western civilization propaganda tool and a very dull one at that.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 21, 2023 05:27 PM (17s+e)

141 How many hospitals do they have in that shithole? Seems like there’s one on every block. They can’t really be hospitals. No fucking way.
Posted by: Elric Blade

Just bang up a sign "hospital" and assign some half assed untrained pali medic to hand out booboo stickers (bandaids) and poof, ya got a "hospital".

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 21, 2023 05:27 PM (3CCua)

142 Today is International Cosmic Ray Day. Didn't find out until just now, so I missed most of the events, darn it.
icd.desy.de

Posted by: gp's Tension Processing Unit at November 21, 2023 05:28 PM (MvF+J)

143 139 Today gaijin in Japan is limited asshole YouTubers who hassle the locals and call it pranks. These aholes are usually of the same community that hassle Asians in the U S.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 21, 2023 05:27 PM (nnp+f)

Never liked pranks or practical jokes.
At least in America, that shit can get you shot.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 21, 2023 05:28 PM (xcxpd)

144 I wonder how much pressure the US is exerting on Israel in order to negotiate this cease fire?

Posted by: Max Power at November 21, 2023 05:28 PM (q177U)

145 > Does 5'10" count as tall? Lie if you have to.

My buddy went to Japan on a LDS mission. His parents had to send him shoes and clothes because he couldn't find his size there.

So you might have a good time with the ladies, but nothing is designed for you there. Beds, cars, doorways, shoes, etc are all going to be a problem.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 21, 2023 05:29 PM (0N1h0)

146 I wonder how much pressure the US is exerting on Israel in order to negotiate this cease fire?
Posted by: Max Power

Shit tons

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 21, 2023 05:29 PM (R4t5M)

147 Latest Covid media scare - Newsweek's website is running a big headline that Covid deaths are rising in 8 states! Which means, of course, that they're steady or falling in 42 states (49 if you're Obama)

Posted by: Wally at November 21, 2023 05:29 PM (hqVaF)

148 139 Today gaijin in Japan is limited asshole YouTubers who hassle the locals and call it pranks. These aholes are usually of the same community that hassle Asians in the U S.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 21, 2023 05:27 PM (nnp+f)

Kokujin, da ne?

Posted by: Think he got arrested. Thank God. at November 21, 2023 05:30 PM (8vw5b)

149 Has Susan Sarandon come along and let the world know her very learned opinion yet? She and Amanpour could do a show together - dumb and dumber. Actually they are worse than dumb.

Posted by: Cheri at November 21, 2023 05:30 PM (oiNtH)

150 Ummm, the best source for the claim that terrorists use Shifa and other hospitals as bases of operation might be the MSM itself, no?
I guess they don't remember the shit they wrote less than ten years ago.
https://is.gd/GO3yuY

Posted by: lauraw at November 21, 2023 05:30 PM (JjQS2)

151 This post needs some Babylon Bee memes.
They have been on fire on this subject.

My favorite was the one about them claiming an emergency as the hospitals are running low on ammunition.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest
==
Yes The Bee has been on fire.

Also The Bee is out of the satirical predictions of what leftists will do and are now down to just reporting the hard news stories the democrat propaganda media won't tell the truth on.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 21, 2023 05:30 PM (17s+e)

152 "South Korea's Prime Minister Han Duck-soo will convene a cabinet meeting on Wednesday morning to discuss suspending the inter-Korean military agreement signed with North Korea in 2018 under the previous administration, according to news agency Yonhap."

*duck soo ???

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2023 05:24 PM (V13WU)

Yonhap can eat no crap
his wife can eat no lean
he filled her bowl with Han duck-soup
and made her lick it clean

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 21, 2023 05:30 PM (VwHCD)

153 Fuck Ananpour and Sanrandan

2 cunts

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2023 05:31 PM (PQ4m2)

154 102 Amanpour is an IRGC agent. They did a good job recruiting her. She has a perch as they say.

She also has a tuna.

I cod believe it.

Posted by: wth at November 21, 2023 05:16 PM (v0R5T)
----
It's not my plaice to make disparaging comments here about Amanpour but I'm not the sole person to do so.

Posted by: Ciampino - Amanpour, you've got Ham (up your) Ass. Get kippered. at November 21, 2023 05:31 PM (qfLjt)

155 Nikki Haley is now in the "how do I scrape the s*** I stepped in off my shoe?" phase. It won't work.

https://tinyurl.com/4h7uvbvf

Posted by: Archimedes at November 21, 2023 05:31 PM (I/Qkd)

156 136 > I've been looking at the new AK's with the synthetic stock.

Didn't OBiden make AK ammo much much harder to get by banning Russian import? At one point, like 40% of AK ammo was coming from them.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 21, 2023 05:25 PM

Wow, you are correct.

I haven't even looked since the start of the Ukraine War. Cheapest stuff (Wolf) is 54 cents/round at Lucky Gunner.

Big box ammo stores near me only have expensive American branded 7.62.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 21, 2023 05:32 PM (HlyYF)

157 145 > Does 5'10" count as tall? Lie if you have to.

My buddy went to Japan on a LDS mission. His parents had to send him shoes and clothes because he couldn't find his size there.

So you might have a good time with the ladies, but nothing is designed for you there. Beds, cars, doorways, shoes, etc are all going to be a problem.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 21, 2023 05:29 PM (0N1h0)
———-

All correct. But worth it!

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 21, 2023 05:32 PM (iqZMp)

158 > Has Susan Sarandon come along and let the world know her very learned opinion yet? She and Amanpour could do a show together - dumb and dumber. Actually they are worse than dumb.

Sarandon got dropped by her agency for being an anti-Semite.

https://is.gd/SNZSm2

Posted by: bonhomme at November 21, 2023 05:32 PM (0N1h0)

159
Christiane Amanpour is... (checks notes) Yup, she signed on the dotted line, too.

Posted by: Prince of Darkness at November 21, 2023 05:33 PM (enJYY)

160 ap news 11/17/20:

CNN's Christiane Amanpour says she regrets equating President Donald Trump's tenure to Kristallnacht, an attack on Jews in Nazi Germany seen historically as the Holocaust's launch.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 21, 2023 05:33 PM (B1FKF)

161 Long Duk Dong > Ham Duk Soo

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 21, 2023 05:34 PM (R4t5M)

162 @152 lol

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2023 05:34 PM (V13WU)

163 155
'Nikki Haley is now in the "how do I scrape the s*** I stepped in off my shoe?" phase.'
God, she's a stupid bitch. If I suddenly found out I was that dumb, I'd take an indefinite vow of silence. Nikki will do the opposite.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 21, 2023 05:35 PM (roH4R)

164 Amanpour regrets saying it because she liked Kristallnacht, but hated Trump.

Posted by: Wally at November 21, 2023 05:35 PM (hqVaF)

165 I'd tell Sarandon to shut up and show me her tits, but that ship has sailed.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 21, 2023 05:35 PM (R4t5M)

166 143 139 Today gaijin in Japan is limited asshole YouTubers who hassle the locals and call it pranks. These aholes are usually of the same community that hassle Asians in the U S.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 21, 2023 05:27 PM (nnp+f)

Never liked pranks or practical jokes.
At least in America, that shit can get you shot.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 21, 2023 05:28 PM (xcxpd)

Happened not that long ago. Stupid "prankster" asshole wouldn't leave a door dash guy alone and got shot. Bad news is he survived. Good news is the door dasher was acquitted.

https://tinyurl.com/3u6ncyun

Posted by: He needed shootin' at November 21, 2023 05:36 PM (8vw5b)

167 I'd tell Sarandon to shut up and show me her tits, but that ship has sailed.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 21, 2023 05:35 PM (R4t5M)

At this point she'd just have to roll up her pants legs

Posted by: Gravity. Stone cold bitch. at November 21, 2023 05:38 PM (8vw5b)

168 Israel, having invaded Gaza, is finally in a position to use seismic probes to map out the entire terror tunnel system.

that's one of those big stompy foot trucks the oil guys use, right?

Posted by: anachronda at November 21, 2023 05:39 PM (sGtp+)

169 "Christiane Amanpour is the Moe Howard of Josef Goebbels"

Moe didn't deserve this. An apology may be in order.

Posted by: DOYLE at November 21, 2023 05:39 PM (Z8Yh2)

170 Never liked pranks or practical jokes.
At least in America, that shit can get you shot.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 21, 2023 05:28 PM (xcxpd)

Happened not that long ago. Stupid "prankster" asshole wouldn't leave a door dash guy alone and got shot. Bad news is he survived. Good news is the door dasher was acquitted.

https://tinyurl.com/3u6ncyun
Posted by: He needed shootin' at November 21, 2023 05:36 PM (8vw5b)

I love happy endings...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 21, 2023 05:39 PM (xcxpd)

171 I'd tell Sarandon to shut up and show me her tits, but that ship has sailed.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 21, 2023 05:35 PM (R4t5M)

Not into that whole fried eggs hanging on a nail thing, huh?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 21, 2023 05:40 PM (VwHCD)

172 Happened not that long ago. Stupid "prankster" asshole wouldn't leave a door dash guy alone and got shot. Bad news is he survived. Good news is the door dasher was acquitted.

Posted by: He needed shootin' at November 21, 2023 05:36 PM

I think(?) the door dasher got fired though.

Hopefully some sane business owner decided he could use a man of his caliber!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 21, 2023 05:40 PM (HlyYF)

173 Test new device.

Posted by: Eromero at November 21, 2023 05:40 PM (NxC5+)

174 the federalist 2/3/23 (hope it posts):

CNN's Chief International Anchor Christiane Amanpour self-righteously declared herself a "journalist" who "follows the facts" by claiming Hunter Biden's laptop was an operation of Russian interference. Never mind the rare, on-the-record statements from the FBI, the Department of Justice, the Department of National Intelligence, and the Department of State as evidence that it wasn't.

"I'm a journalist and a reporter, and I follow the facts. And there has never been any issues in terms of corruption," Amanpour said of the Bidens.

"How do you know that?" RNC spokeswoman Liz Harrington said after citing the FBI investigation into the laptop.

"I'm talking about reporting, and any evidence," Amanpour said.

When Harrington called on Amanpour and the rest of the media to start doing journalism and begin investigating, Amanpour scoffed.

"No! We're not going to do your work for you," Amanpour said.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 21, 2023 05:40 PM (B1FKF)

175 Never liked pranks or practical jokes.
At least in America, that shit can get you shot.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 21, 2023 05:28 PM (xcxpd)

Happened not that long ago. Stupid "prankster" asshole wouldn't leave a door dash guy alone and got shot. Bad news is he survived. Good news is the door dasher was acquitted.

https://tinyurl.com/3u6ncyun
Posted by: He needed shootin' at November 21, 2023 05:36 PM (8vw5b)
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What was the “prank”? Looked to me like some stupid douchebag hounding some innocent delivery guy.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 21, 2023 05:41 PM (iqZMp)

176 Not into that whole fried eggs hanging on a nail thing, huh?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division a

Yep. Pass.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 21, 2023 05:42 PM (R4t5M)

177 173 Test new device.

Posted by: Eromero at November 21, 2023 05:40

We see you Eromero.

New device is clearly Moron certified!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 21, 2023 05:42 PM (HlyYF)

178 Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 21, 2023 05:40 PM (HlyYF)

Hire him as security

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 21, 2023 05:42 PM (orntJ)

179 My only thought about Amanpour is whether she gets paid or if she's whoring for free.
Probably some kind of kink.

Posted by: From about that Time at November 21, 2023 05:42 PM (4780s)

180 163 155
'Nikki Haley is now in the "how do I scrape the s*** I stepped in off my shoe?" phase.'
God, she's a stupid bitch.
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She is. I expected she'd be a very disciplined campaigner. Boy, was I wrong.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at November 21, 2023 05:43 PM (woPEM)

181 The side bar post from Ace about throwing up links implies that we are all like his nesting chicks and he the loving parent is regurgitating content into our hungry waiting mouths.

Aaaawwww!
Also eeew, of course. But aaaawwww <3

Posted by: banana Dream at November 21, 2023 05:43 PM (Y6IkP)

182
Amanpour is one of the biggest reasons that CNN is back to its roots... in Ted's garage.

Posted by: Prince of Darkness at November 21, 2023 05:44 PM (enJYY)

183 Test new device.

Seems fine here on our end.

Posted by: Bob from NSA at November 21, 2023 05:44 PM (V8he0)

184 Happened not that long ago. Stupid "prankster" asshole wouldn't leave a door dash guy alone and got shot. Bad news is he survived. Good news is the door dasher was acquitted.

The door dasher was acquitted of aggravated malicious wounding, but still got convicted of unlawful discharge of a firearm. He could get a sentence of six months to five years.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 21, 2023 05:45 PM (0N1h0)

185 155 Nikki Haley is now in the "how do I scrape the s*** I stepped in off my shoe?" phase. It won't work.

https://tinyurl.com/4h7uvbvf

Posted by: Archimedes at November 21, 2023 05:31 PM (I/Qkd)
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""When you do that, all of a sudden people have to stand by what they say. And it gets rid of the Russian bots, the Iranian bots and the Chinese bots. And then you're going to get some civility when people know their name is next to what they say, and they know their pastor and their family members are going to see it," she said."

Now she says she meant 'foreigners', just the ones that it would be impossible to verify from outside their countries.
When she said everyone she was really thinking Americans. The giveaway? 'pastors'. You won't find many, if any, in China, Iran and Russia.

Posted by: Ciampino - Nikki, you've a political skunk at November 21, 2023 05:46 PM (qfLjt)

186 178 Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 21, 2023 05:40 PM

Hire him as security

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 21, 2023 05:42 PM

Heck, hire him as security AND put him on the board at Disney. He is clearly much smarter than the current board of directors.

BTW, what is the current record for creating consecutive movies that lose at least $100 million?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 21, 2023 05:46 PM (HlyYF)

187 >Israel Hayom: Floods and bombs: This is how Egypt handled Hamas' smuggling tunnels
Just ten years ago, Abdel-Fattah el-Sissi, who now warns against an influx of Gazan refugees arriving in Sinai, faced a similar challenge to what Israel is currently going through. By Shachar Kleiman, Published 10-22-2023

There are also several 10/7/23 related Christine Amanpour videos online, for example: A month ago: CNN 'Why should Egypt be presumed to allow the influx of 1 or 2 million people?' asks Egyptian FM and CNN Egyptian Foreign Minister On Difficulties Getting Aid to Gaza | Amanpour and Company.
Two weeks ago: CNN, Egyptian Foreign Minister: World must stop paying just 'lip service' to two-state solution
Amanpour & also CNN Egyptian FM on Israel-Hamas war: 'Emotional, impactful, painful' experience'

Why doesn't Christine ask the Egyptian Foreign Minister anything about the tunnels? It's theater & they don't want the Palestinians & neither does any other country in that region, or Greece, or wherever, & they all know they can't get the "2 state solution" to work ergo they're trying to brush the whole damn mess off on the U.S.

You break em you bought em. Best of luck.

Posted by: L - Can't make 'em love you more or hate you less at November 21, 2023 05:46 PM (GshMh)

188 Really? You're always looking over your shoulder for a Godzilla sighting, or at least tentacles.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 21, 2023 05:21 PM (I/Qkd)

And Ninjas for crying out loud. Jumping out of the shadows and slicing your tally-wacker clean off.

Posted by: Archer at November 21, 2023 05:48 PM (gmo/4)

189 this video linked on the sidebar is disgusting.

Very well done and very informative.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 21, 2023 05:49 PM (9r+sQ)

190 The door dasher was acquitted of aggravated malicious wounding, but still got convicted of unlawful discharge of a firearm. He could get a sentence of six months to five years.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 21, 2023 05:45 PM

So now we need a chainsaw attachment for our EDC gun?

Do the crime-ravaged deep blue cities currently have any laws on the books regarding illegally operating chainsaws in public? How much time for merely breaking a noise ordinance?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 21, 2023 05:49 PM (HlyYF)

191
When Donald Trump was President it never got this dark at quarter to six.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 21, 2023 05:50 PM (enJYY)

192 When Donald Trump was President it never got this dark at quarter to six.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 21, 2023 05:50 PM

Agreed!

Also, Obama was clearly a false "Lightbringer".

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 21, 2023 05:52 PM (HlyYF)

193 Inherited device like a new airplane to me

Posted by: Eromero at November 21, 2023 05:52 PM (NxC5+)

194 Former employees of OpenAI sent an open letter to OpenAI's board of directors following Sam Altman's ouster. The former employees say there's even more to the story than Altman lying to the board and they encourage the board to look into some new allegations against Altman.

https://is.gd/fGkYsL

Posted by: bonhomme at November 21, 2023 05:53 PM (0N1h0)

195 Where all the phaser guns at?

Posted by: Archer at November 21, 2023 05:54 PM (gmo/4)

196 Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 21, 2023 05:52 PM (HlyYF)

Different kind of light. Morning star comes to mind.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 21, 2023 05:55 PM (orntJ)

197 "The Guardian: Young Americans Turning to Islam to Show Solidarity with Gaza, Understand Palestinian ‘Resilience’"

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2023 05:55 PM (V13WU)

198 172
Hopefully some sane business owner decided he could use a man of his caliber!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 21, 2023 05:40 PM (HlyYF)
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As long as he was 45.

Posted by: Ciampino - Nikki, you've a political skank at November 21, 2023 05:56 PM (qfLjt)

199 AMANPOUR: Mark, whatever the numbers are, and in history, nobody's questioned these numbers, in all the previous -- and the Hamas was always in charge, all the previous operations, nobody questioned their numbers,

No Amanpour, YOU didn't question the numbers. Everyone with half a brain knows Hamas spouts bullshit almost as well as you.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 21, 2023 05:57 PM (uSHSS)

200 190 The door dasher was acquitted of aggravated malicious wounding, but still got convicted of unlawful discharge of a firearm. He could get a sentence of six months to five years.

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So when is it lawful?

Posted by: Ciampino - when TSHTF there won't be any laws at November 21, 2023 06:00 PM (qfLjt)

201 Hamas has been slowly announcing the deaths of some of the Israeli hostages. If the deal with Israel becomes more serious, I suspect Hamas will suddenly announce many more deaths.

Most likely, many of the hostages have already been murdered, but Hamas conceals this information.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 21, 2023 06:02 PM (0N1h0)

202 197 "The Guardian: Young Americans Turning to Islam to Show Solidarity with Gaza, Understand Palestinian ‘Resilience’"

Posted by: runner

Ah, The Guardian. Bless your dumb little commie hearts. The Guardian, based in London I believe, know what Islam does to a 'free' press? They're going to find out, good and hard. When that sword comes down upon their heads, I hope they remember that they desired these consequences.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 21, 2023 06:02 PM (sAmhv)

203 > So when is it lawful?

Apparently VT has some really messed up laws where it's perfectly legal for charges that are normally seen as enhancement charges to stand alone, even when the primary charge fails.

So even though the jury found malicious wounding doesn't apply, the enhancement charge of illegally firing a gun indoors still stands.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 21, 2023 06:04 PM (0N1h0)

204 The video of the 2 males being taken into al-Shifa Hospital on 10/7/23 might show one who lost the leg is deceased while the other was a witness to his injuries and/or subsequent death.

How many grenades were tossed by Hamas fighters into bunkers hiding innocent Israelis & foreign visitors that day?
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Writes @ Pimpernell13 today
Justice, justice shall you pursue, that you may live and possess the land the Lord, your God, is giving you.
Deuteronomy 16:20

Sinwar must not escape, nor any of them.

Posted by: L - Can't make 'em love you more or hate you less at November 21, 2023 06:04 PM (GshMh)

205 192 When Donald Trump was President it never got this dark at quarter to six.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 21, 2023 05:50 PM

Agreed!

Also, Obama was clearly a false "Lightbringer".
Posted by: Pillage Idiot

kLImAtE ChANge!!! Eat bugs, live in pods, and the sunshine will return!!!

-WEF

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 21, 2023 06:06 PM (sAmhv)

206 OT Sweet Thanksgiving story:

Was at a Safeway grocery store Saturday night and was outside with my cart waiting for Uber. A woman and what looked to be her adult daughter come out of the store at breakneck speed with a cart overflowing with groceries including the bottom rack. The wheel locks up and as they struggle trying to get it to their car, groceries are flying off everywhere. Two store employees come out and said "Can we help you?" where they took the cart back as the women were trying to steal everything. They have a wheel lock that can be activated when they detect someone trying to get out without paying. One of the guys walking back in with the cart told me that it happens everyday. I wonder if they took down her license plates to file a report. Hope so.

Posted by: Cheri at November 21, 2023 06:06 PM (oiNtH)

207 > How many grenades were tossed by Hamas fighters into bunkers hiding innocent Israelis & foreign visitors that day?

From what I've read, Hamas switched to grenades the moment any Israeli fought back in any way. If they came on a house where the inhabitants shot back, Hamas threw many many grenades at them.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 21, 2023 06:08 PM (0N1h0)

208
I don't call noods after 11 am GMT.
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2023 04:46 PM (V13WU)

Depends on if she's a One.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 21, 2023 06:10 PM (n+4am)

209 > They have a wheel lock that can be activated when they detect someone trying to get out without paying.

A couple of months ago I had a cart lock up on me while I was trying to return the cart to a cart corral. The damn thing hurt my wrist.

I wasn't doing anything unusual. I took the cart to my car, which was in the store parking lot, then pushed it to the corral.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 21, 2023 06:11 PM (0N1h0)

210 Fight back regardless.
Something Mosey Wales probably said.

Posted by: Eromero at November 21, 2023 06:11 PM (NxC5+)

211 WE HAZ A NOOD

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2023 06:12 PM (fwDg9)

212 Spidey sense again

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2023 06:13 PM (fwDg9)

213 As a potential ceasefire gets closer, Islamic Jihad in Gaza (which may have 20 or so of the hoatages) is suddenly acting very nervous, saying they don't have responsibility for their safety. Israel is worried that Islamic Jihad may have already killed most of their hostages.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2023 06:13 PM (BqVVi)

214 Such cruelty! And there we have it.

If we can ask questions, read and watch, find more and know more, how does Christine earn $5 million a year? My best & only bet, political influence v. journalism.

Posted by: L - Can't make 'em love you more or hate you less at November 21, 2023 06:14 PM (GshMh)

215 "The media immediately moved into claiming that the hostages were brought to Shifa just for medical care -- but this ignores the fact that there are five hospitals on the way to Shifa they could have brought the hostages to."

One might also ask why they needed medical care in the first place.

Posted by: The Media at November 21, 2023 06:14 PM (bNcG+)

216 150 Ummm, the best source for the claim that terrorists use Shifa and other hospitals as bases of operation might be the MSM itself, no?
I guess they don't remember the shit they wrote less than ten years ago.
https://is.gd/GO3yuY

Posted by: lauraw at November 21, 2023 05:30 PM (JjQS2)

A month ago every news outfit in the West posted article after article about how difficult it will be to go into the extensive and deep Hamas tunnel system to destroy Hamas. Now the same outfits claim the tunnel system is Israeli propaganda.

Posted by: Gref at November 21, 2023 06:14 PM (5fDan)

217 Christiane Amanapour Is a goat pen 1. Fight me.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 21, 2023 06:16 PM (bNcG+)

218 Nood, boyos.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 21, 2023 06:24 PM (nnp+f)

219 Shifa Hospital: Hostages check-in, but they don't check-out...

Posted by: Socratease at November 21, 2023 06:28 PM (t8Egx)

220 Christine Amanpour i s a stooge for terrorists who kill and kidnap babies, period.

I just read some clickbait article about a mother being reunited w/ her baby, thought it might be a kidnapped baby being found. Heck no, it's some Pali mother who wouldn't leave Gaza w/ her preemie baby because she didn't trust her husband to take care of the other 7 children.

WTF? She can afford to take care of 7 kids and can't buy a condom? It was absurd pr to generate sympathy for these idiots who put up w/ Hamas rule and approve of thier actions. It's BS propaganda.

Posted by: Farmer at November 21, 2023 07:38 PM (55Qr6)

221 this ignores the fact that there are five hospitals on the way to Shifa they could have brought the hostages to
Awww, c'mon, Ace! Those hospitals were going to get blown up even sooner because of the rockets under them! Cut the terrorists some slack here!

/sarc

Posted by: GWB at November 21, 2023 10:02 PM (JgU20)

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