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Overnight Open Thread [03/06/2024]
The profit of books is according to the sensibility of the reader. The profoundest thought or passion sleeps as in a mine until an equal mind and heart finds and publishes it.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson D
To read well, that is, to read true books in a true spirit, is a noble exercise, and one that will tax the reader more than any exercise which the customs of the day esteem. It requires a training such as the athletes underwent, the steady intention almost of the whole life to this object. Books must be read as deliberately and reservedly as they were written.-- Henry David Thoreau iii
The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.-- Mark Twain 1
We are of opinion that instead of letting books grow moldy behind an iron grating, far from the vulgar gaze, it is better to let them wear out by being read.-- Jules Verne Rank them in order of pomposity.
I think this is an entirely appropriate response to a rabid leftist c*nt "journalist" who traffics in the sleaziest, lowest, accusatory stories just to get a few clicks and maybe get to fellate a junior staffer for a back-bench apparatchik.
"Emily, you're a conspiracy theorist... We like the truth."
— The News Agents (@TheNewsAgents) March 6, 2024
Why did Marjorie Taylor Greene tell @maitlis to fuck off? 🤬
Coming to @GlobalPlayer pic.twitter.com/Ye6momF7Jx
[go to :57 for the full story]
Well this is fun! Here is a Fascist Nazi White Supremacist Nationalist spouting horrible racist tropes to inflame the masses!
My three-year-old saw this and said to me, "why is that bad man refusing to respect the innate humanity of our pre-citizens on the southern border?" [Hat Tip: Misanthropic Humanitarian]
Acoustic rock is some of my favorite stuff.
I think because the artist can't hide behind much...minimal manipulation of the sound by clever producers, and until recently, the voice was the voice!
Plastic Makers Lied About Recycling for Decades My little village has a recycling program, so as a good citizen I participate. But...I no longer recycle thin plastic water bottles and clamshell containers and such. Sure, I'll recycle glass (it probably loses money but it can be a net positive) and metals, in particular aluminum. But the flimsy plastic sh*t just gets shipped off to the third world and a lot of it ends up in rivers and oceans.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 06, 2024 09:52 PM (llON8)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at March 06, 2024 09:53 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at March 06, 2024 09:54 PM (+xYe0)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 06, 2024 09:55 PM (dZVON)
-- Mark Twain
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read. -- also Mark Twain
Posted by: mikeski at March 06, 2024 09:55 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 06, 2024 09:55 PM (llON8)
Posted by: nurse ratched: .45ACP-curious at March 06, 2024 09:55 PM (sfObP)
Posted by: JT at March 06, 2024 09:55 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 06, 2024 09:56 PM (Vj6Z0)
Posted by: nurse ratched: .45ACP-curious at March 06, 2024 09:56 PM (sfObP)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Dildos should be centered. A bit painful otherwise, no?
Posted by: mikeski at March 06, 2024 09:56 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Ciampino - that's why you evacuate when told to at March 06, 2024 09:56 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 06, 2024 09:56 PM (Vj6Z0)
https://youtu.be/B5qioOBH2pA
Song writer & Melody arranged by: Charielou S.Birad
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at March 06, 2024 09:57 PM (+xYe0)
Posted by: Admiral spinebender at March 06, 2024 09:58 PM (duT0u)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 06, 2024 09:58 PM (Vj6Z0)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2024 09:56 PM (sfObP)
Getting a little uppity?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2024 09:59 PM (gSZYf)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2024 09:59 PM (gSZYf)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 06, 2024 10:00 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Screw Walden at March 06, 2024 10:00 PM (swPP2)
Rude kids leaving thumbtacks on the substitute cob's chair
Posted by: mindful webworker - skool daze at March 06, 2024 10:00 PM (0QZAr)
Posted by: Robert at March 06, 2024 10:00 PM (v0/eF)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2024 09:56 PM
----
*types juvenile Ron Jeremy reference*
*deletes*
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 06, 2024 10:01 PM (Vj6Z0)
Rank them in order of pomposity.
iii 1 2 D, least to most.
1 could be higher, but I'm not considering the use of the "Royal 'We'".
Posted by: mikeski at March 06, 2024 10:01 PM (DgGvY)
It's simply a gal who can't sing a lick but is moved to sing none the less.
It's the sonic equivalent of Elaine's Dance Moves.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 06, 2024 10:01 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: JQ at March 06, 2024 10:01 PM (njWTi)
Posted by: From about That Time at March 06, 2024 10:01 PM (4780s)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2024 10:02 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 06, 2024 10:02 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 06, 2024 10:02 PM (gllTv)
Posted by: JT at March 06, 2024 10:02 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 06, 2024 10:03 PM (9yWhg)
https://tinyurl.com/2u7c5rza
It's too bad. Gutierrez is kinda cute.
It's only 18 months, me dear. *Does the "call me" hand gesture*
Posted by: Robert at March 06, 2024 10:03 PM (v0/eF)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 06, 2024 10:03 PM (XYph1)
*enables ShowerCam*
Posted by: Miklos thends to bathe in the river, where he also does laundry at March 06, 2024 10:03 PM (v+0wn)
Watching Rima Evenstar's live stream about Nijisanji while building model... and someone named Pixy Misa just donated to Rima $5 Australian.
Could it be?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2024 10:04 PM (aZsvx)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 06, 2024 10:04 PM (Vj6Z0)
Posted by: mikeski
Pomposity rank:
D 2 1 iii
Posted by: JQ
I am the anti-JQ.
Unless he was going top-down.
Posted by: mikeski at March 06, 2024 10:04 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Dylan at the Dinner table at March 06, 2024 10:04 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 06, 2024 10:04 PM (XYph1)
More reporters need to be verbally curbstomped, similarly.
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 06, 2024 10:05 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Chris Hayes, a Cucks Cuck at March 06, 2024 10:05 PM (gllTv)
Posted by: Miklos thends to bathe in the river, where he also does laundry at March 06, 2024 10:03 PM (v+0wn)
only fans ?
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2024 10:05 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: JQ at March 06, 2024 10:01 PM (njWTi)
A+
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2024 10:05 PM (gSZYf)
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You know. Those who have a spark of the divine.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 06, 2024 10:05 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Jubilant Delinquent at March 06, 2024 10:05 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 06, 2024 10:06 PM (AJDwy)
The commenter who rushes to comment without first having some comment to make is a commentary on the futility of commenting.
Posted by: Samuel Clemens's Oratorical Lemonparty at March 06, 2024 10:06 PM (swPP2)
Posted by: Braenyard
Was that wrong? If I had known that was wrong. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at March 06, 2024 10:06 PM (+5YjI)
Eric Hunley and Mark Groubert posted some crazy footage of Alec Baldwin on the set on yesterday's America's Untold Stories.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at March 06, 2024 10:06 PM (+xYe0)
https://tinyurl.com/yuevxsfn
It doesn't look that bad to me. Bet the flames would have stopped after a few miles at a higher altitude.
Posted by: Robert at March 06, 2024 10:06 PM (v0/eF)
Posted by: Miklos, who leaned Sharing in school at March 06, 2024 10:06 PM (v+0wn)
I have really appreciated almost every Unplugged album I've ever heard. Too bad MTV has nothing to do with music anymore.
Posted by: nurse ratched: .45ACP-curious at March 06, 2024 10:07 PM (sfObP)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 06, 2024 10:07 PM (QXQ4l)
Rude kids leaving thumbtacks on the substitute cob's chair
Posted by: mindful webworker - skool daze
Snickering in the back row.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 06, 2024 10:07 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Steve Miller at March 06, 2024 10:08 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: Don Black at March 06, 2024 10:08 PM (oCjPU)
Posted by: mikeski at March 06, 2024 10:08 PM (DgGvY)
Could it be?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2024 10:04 PM (aZsvx)
Pixy Misa is a common handle among old school anime dorks. Probably just a coincidence.
Posted by: Robert at March 06, 2024 10:08 PM (v0/eF)
Posted by: irongrampa at March 06, 2024 10:08 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 06, 2024 10:08 PM (AJDwy)
Posted by: Miklos, who leaned Sharing in school at March 06, 2024 10:06 PM (v+0wn)
I heard there is a strike looming..but you did not hear it from me ....
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2024 10:08 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 06, 2024 10:08 PM (gllTv)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 06, 2024 10:08 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at March 06, 2024 10:09 PM (+xYe0)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 06, 2024 10:09 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Eromero at March 06, 2024 10:09 PM (NxC5+)
What's annoying about journalists like this woman is their unearned self esteem. They really think they're important, similar to actors.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 06, 2024 10:10 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2024 09:56 PM (sfObP)
Getting a little uppity?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2024 09:59 PM (gSZYf)
***
If the guy_who is always saying "And so it begins" was here, he'd say "And so it begins."
Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2024 10:10 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 06, 2024 10:10 PM (AJDwy)
Time!! It means nothing!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 06, 2024 10:08 PM (gllTv)
DST gone wild !!
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2024 10:10 PM (V13WU)
What's the cutoff between 'knife' and 'sword?'
Asking for a friend who probably can't get a waiver.
Posted by: mikeski at March 06, 2024 10:11 PM (DgGvY)
I'm the scary, angry substitute who throws shit and tosses people out of the room on the flimsiest of pretexts.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2024 10:11 PM (gSZYf)
Posted by: Miklos, who leaned Sharing in school at March 06, 2024 10:06 PM (v+0wn)
I heard there is a strike looming..but you did not hear it from me ....
Posted by: runner at
I'm always the last one to find out
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 06, 2024 10:11 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Grateful at March 06, 2024 10:11 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Wait, you can aim a dick? at March 06, 2024 10:12 PM (swPP2)
Several fist-fights have broken out among the doctors, some of whom are arguing that irreversible brain damage is a small price to pay for keeping Joe cogent for the required time; and others who argue that if they equip Biden with a hidden IV, to keep the flow of drugs flowing throughout the speech, they can keep Biden cogent, with a minimum of permanent brain damage.
They will be holding their breaths tomorrow night.
Posted by: Live From Walter Reed! at March 06, 2024 10:12 PM (YAtuc)
Posted by: JT at March 06, 2024 10:02 PM (T4tVD)
We'd all of been better off if his parents started him with a violin.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2024 10:12 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 06, 2024 10:10 PM (0Htd1)
Who were long considered lower than prostitutes.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2024 10:12 PM (gSZYf)
Posted by: Some Rat at March 06, 2024 10:12 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: TRex at March 06, 2024 10:12 PM (IQ6Gq)
I'm the scary, angry substitute who throws shit and tosses people out of the room on the flimsiest of pretexts.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2024 10:11 PM (gSZYf
*** SNORT ****
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 06, 2024 10:13 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: runner at
I'm always the last one to find out
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 06, 2024 10:11 PM (QXQ4l)
Apparently it's over ice cream sandwiches and sushi in the vending machines this time.
It's not the cheap toilet paper like last time.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 06, 2024 10:13 PM (AJDwy)
The most notable conspiracy theories of the last few years
1) Russia hacked the election in 2016
2) The clot shot stops the spread
3) COVID occurred naturally
4) There is no inflation. But the inflation is good for you
Should we go on?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2024 10:13 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Steve Miller at March 06, 2024 10:13 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
At least the standard ones blow them at your feet, and not up your nose.
Posted by: mikeski at March 06, 2024 10:14 PM (DgGvY)
I listed from most- to least- pompous.
CBD gets it... And we both got an A+, mikeski...
Wooot!
Posted by: JQ at March 06, 2024 10:14 PM (njWTi)
Posted by: Beltone Bill at March 06, 2024 10:15 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Wait, you can aim a dick?
Some of us are just marking a little territory.
Posted by: Guy who watched his dog too much at March 06, 2024 10:15 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 06, 2024 10:15 PM (Vj6Z0)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 06, 2024 10:10 PM (0Htd1)
Who were long considered lower than prostitutes.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2024 10:12 PM (gSZYf)
Make Actors Considered Lower than Prostitutes Again!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 06, 2024 10:15 PM (llON8)
Thought you said "sharting," Miklos....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 06, 2024 10:15 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2024 10:16 PM (sfObP)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 06, 2024 10:16 PM (V02eN)
We loved it, and no one in authority ever said a word.
Good times, good times.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 06, 2024 10:16 PM (+5YjI)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2024 10:16 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: nurse ratched: .45ACP-curious at March 06, 2024 10:16 PM (sfObP)
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Is that the classic thumb and pinkie extended other fingers curled to the palm? 'Cause that's an old fashion.handset phone. Shouldn't there be a new one for smartphones? Maybe thumb and all fingers extended held palm up about belly button high.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 06, 2024 10:16 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: JT
He has an awful singing voice, but for some reason I have always liked his music. Not sure what it is about the guy.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 06, 2024 10:17 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Grateful at March 06, 2024 10:17 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2024 10:17 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Admiral spinebender at March 06, 2024 10:17 PM (duT0u)
Posted by: TRex
Not gonna search 'dyson' or 'airblade' on pr0nhub. Wouldn't be prudent.
Posted by: mikeski H. W. Bush at March 06, 2024 10:17 PM (DgGvY)
There is a Big Rock Candy Mountain in Utah, believe it or not. But it is merely colorful geologic layering, not the free handouts described in the song.
I shudder to think that someone REALLY thought that last photo was a urinal... eewwwww!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 06, 2024 10:18 PM (KglbO)
Fantastic song.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 06, 2024 10:18 PM (AJDwy)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * ab irato at March 06, 2024 10:19 PM (kiPwX)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 06, 2024 10:19 PM (AJDwy)
And you can't just sign up for it, you have to watch every video through AND take and pass a DEI quiz and pass it after each module. It's like being forced to go to a Chinese re-education camp!
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2024 10:19 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 06, 2024 10:13 PM (AJDwy)
The pay-per-square policy sucked, too.
Posted by: RickZ at March 06, 2024 10:20 PM (emlEe)
It's only 18 months, me dear. *Does the "call me" hand gesture*
Posted by: Robert
I haven't been following this story. How much time did that asshole Baldwin get? I don't even care if he's really responsible or not, I just want the jerk to serve time in the big house.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 06, 2024 10:20 PM (0Htd1)
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Is that the classic thumb and pinkie extended other fingers curled to the palm? 'Cause that's an old fashion.handset phone. Shouldn't there be a new one for smartphones? Maybe thumb and all fingers extended held palm up about belly button high.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Better than the older candlestick-phone "call me" gesture, which looks like you're giving a blowjob/earjob gangbang.
Posted by: mikeski assumes an earjob is a fetish for someone at March 06, 2024 10:20 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: JQ at March 06, 2024 10:22 PM (njWTi)
And you can't just sign up for it, you have to watch every video through AND take and pass a DEI quiz and pass it after each module. It's like being forced to go to a Chinese re-education camp!
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2024 10:19 PM (S6gqv)
Let the videos play in the background with the sound off. Assuming the quizzes are multiple choice, just choose the most ludicrously anti-white, anti-male, anti-Christian, anti -Capitalist, anti-American answers.
Also you can probably find the answers on Reddit o 4Chan.
Easy peasy.
Posted by: Robert at March 06, 2024 10:23 PM (ZVZjD)
And you can't just sign up for it, you have to watch every video through AND take and pass a DEI quiz and pass it after each module. It's like being forced to go to a Chinese re-education camp!
Posted by: Tom Servo
Don't need to go to China. The US Fed Gov uses these.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 06, 2024 10:23 PM (gllTv)
Earjob fetish my ass, Hu-mahn.
Posted by: Quark at March 06, 2024 10:24 PM (emlEe)
-- Mark Twain
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"My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go,"
-- Oscar Wilde
Decision: Oscar Wilde
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 06, 2024 10:24 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2024 10:24 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: JQ at March 06, 2024 10:22 PM (njWTi)
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Ditto that. They can go fuck themselves with a broken cedar fence rail spiked with rusty ring shank nails.
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 06, 2024 10:24 PM (Vj6Z0)
Posted by: nurse ratched: .45ACP-curious at March 06, 2024 10:24 PM (sfObP)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Agreed. Spotify's algorithm suggested him. He now has a good representation on multiple playlists.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * ab irato at March 06, 2024 10:24 PM (kiPwX)
Posted by: Beltone Bill
Say what you will about rock and roll, they were the first to switch to electric rather staying with internal combustion guitars.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 06, 2024 10:24 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Wait, you can aim a dick?
If that were a urinal it's gonna need to be...bigger...for a few.of us.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2024 10:24 PM (W/lyH)
"The Biden administration is weighing whether it can tap around $200 million in US Army funding to provide Ukraine immediate support as a larger aid package remains stalled in Congress, according to people familiar with the matter."
(@Bloomberg)
no comment
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2024 09:56 PM (V13WU)
Fkuc these people and their graft
Posted by: a dude in MI at March 06, 2024 10:25 PM (+I6Y/)
This is effective, actually.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 06, 2024 10:26 PM (gllTv)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8tTwXv4glY
Posted by: huerfano at March 06, 2024 10:26 PM (Q4KYm)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 06, 2024 10:20 PM (0Htd1)
Baldwin's trial starts in July.
While it would be hilarious if he was found guilty I'm going to bet he gets off Scott free. Gutierrez got found guilty, so someone is gonna get sent up the river. Baldwin's punishment is paying high priced defense attorney fees.
Posted by: Robert at March 06, 2024 10:26 PM (ZVZjD)
Posted by: JQ at March 06, 2024 10:22 PM (njWTi)
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On the positive side, North Face's shitty outdoor wear is made 100% of non-renewable petroleum byproducts.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 06, 2024 10:26 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: davidt at March 06, 2024 10:26 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: Don Black at March 06, 2024 10:26 PM (oCjPU)
Posted by: North Face is a Joke at March 06, 2024 10:27 PM (swPP2)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Agreed. Spotify's algorithm suggested him. He now has a good representation on multiple playlists.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * ab irato at March 06, 2024 10:24 PM (kiPwX
If you like Rowe, maybe check out Benjamin Tod.
Dude sings a similar theme.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 06, 2024 10:27 PM (AJDwy)
Posted by: Diogenes
The design seems wrong, anyway. Hermaphrodites are usually over/under. Who needs a side-by-side urinal?
Posted by: mikeski at March 06, 2024 10:27 PM (DgGvY)
The Russians continue their slow grind forward elsewhere, but the Ukrainians seem to have stopped their breakout from Avdeevka.
Zelensky visited Odessa to hand out some medals and as soon as he left, the Russians hammered the site with a missile, possibly inflicting casualties on NATO personnel, based on a sudden uptick in helicopter flights at the Romanian border near Odessa.
After Zelensky complained that this was an assassination attempt, the Russians responded by publishing an old drone photo of a prior motorcade, implying they can take him out whenever they want to.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 06, 2024 10:28 PM (sMS/O)
Stylish. Comfy. Prettier logo. LOL
Posted by: JQ at March 06, 2024 10:28 PM (njWTi)
Posted by: mikeski
Ahem
Posted by: Buttgig anh his lovely Bride Chasen at March 06, 2024 10:29 PM (v+0wn)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2024 10:30 PM (63Dwl)
Perfect shape for sitting on though. Maybe we're supposed to shit in it.
Posted by: Renaissance Troglodyte at March 06, 2024 10:30 PM (swPP2)
Just back from hospital visiting with FIL. Prayers appreciated.
Been spending most of my waking hours there the last three days.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 06, 2024 10:30 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2024 10:30 PM (S6gqv)
Let the people of Ukraine view one person for being responsible for all the death and destruction and let it be Lil Z...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2024 10:30 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2024 10:30 PM (63Dwl)
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That little faggot he's a millionaire.
Posted by: Mark Knopfler at March 06, 2024 10:31 PM (bo7UB)
Perfect shape for sitting on though. Maybe we're supposed to shit in it.
Posted by: Renaissance Troglodyte at March 06, 2024 10:30 PM (swPP2)
Waterless Bidet. Used air to clean.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 06, 2024 10:31 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 06, 2024 10:31 PM (2nB0j)
The Ukranian war bond drive not delivering?
Posted by: Some Rat at March 06, 2024 10:32 PM (vJiyU)
We all know whom he was aiming for, Yoko.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2024 10:32 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 06, 2024 10:31 PM (2nB0j)
It's kept the a room next to the room with the Jewish weather machine
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 06, 2024 10:32 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: irongrampa at March 06, 2024 10:32 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2024 10:30 PM (ibTVg)
especially after he flees to one of his 'estates', but I wouldnt put it past the deep state to wack him and blame it on Putin death sqwaads!
Posted by: a dude in MI at March 06, 2024 10:33 PM (+I6Y/)
>>Too bad he had such a terrible voice, he should have stayed a writer only. (I admit loving Tangled up in Blue)
The voice never bothered me, the more commendable thing is he never let any of it go to his head.
When he was nominated for a Nobel Prize, he said, wow, awesome and never showed up to collect it.
He also could have used his status as a platform to be a leftist d*ckbag, never did that either.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 06, 2024 10:33 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Some Rat at March 06, 2024 10:32 PM (vJiyU)
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Rachel Zeglar put everything she had into that pitch.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 06, 2024 10:33 PM (bo7UB)
Then: Hmm, it is an environmental problem to recycle plastic...let's ship it to China
Later: China's just dumping it in the ocean? Nah that can't be...they care so much about the environment!
Finally: No peasant in Ohio, you can't have a plastic trash bag. Why? Don't you know it is your fault a whale in the Phillipines swallowed one?!?
Posted by: The left at March 06, 2024 10:33 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Renaissance Troglodyte at March 06, 2024 10:30 PM (swPP2)
Jeez!
Iiieeeuuu!!!!
Drop a deuce and the heater and blower comes on.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2024 10:34 PM (W/lyH)
It's meant to be. But it's totally ineffective.
I take this kind of thing once a year for workplace harassment and discrimination because I'm required to. I click through, make educated guesses, and correct until the total passes. I absorb nothing. I give no shits. Anyone who clicks through for a product discount is doing the same thing.
Posted by: You can't make people care at March 06, 2024 10:34 PM (swPP2)
Tom Waits also has more of a growl than a voice but I like him. Also Mose Allison and David Frishberg.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 06, 2024 10:35 PM (MeG8a)
She said nothing about Jews, but did include Gavin Newsom as a potential culprit...but he's not Jewish...
Posted by: The left at March 06, 2024 10:37 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 06, 2024 10:31 PM (2nB0j)
It's kept the a room next to the room with the Jewish weather machine
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 06, 2024 10:32 PM
Thank God they've never gotten hold of Ace's time machine.
Posted by: huerfano at March 06, 2024 10:37 PM (Q4KYm)
Posted by: mindful webworker - gottago at March 06, 2024 10:37 PM (0QZAr)
If you like Rowe, maybe check out Benjamin Tod.
Dude sings a similar theme.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Awesome. Took a quick listen. I love musical rabbit holes.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * ab irato at March 06, 2024 10:37 PM (kiPwX)
Recently watched an interview of Buttplug being questioned by a Corporate Media type, defending the Administration's policies, of how good Joe Biden is as president (don't believe your lying eyes!). Never really having watched him before, he was a smarmy, lying little prick, full of unjustified arrogance. In other words, a typical lefty asshole who, as a Democrat, will keep failing upward. (See: Kamalalaladingdong.)
Posted by: RickZ at March 06, 2024 10:38 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 06, 2024 10:38 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice, Snow Roach at March 06, 2024 10:38 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 06, 2024 10:39 PM (2nB0j)
Posted by: Don Black at March 06, 2024 10:40 PM (oCjPU)
Baldwin is gonna walk.
Posted by: davidt
That gives me the sadz.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 06, 2024 10:40 PM (0Htd1)
Doesn't it seem kind of odd that Russia has the capability to inflict much more damage on Ukraine than they have but they never did? They never really went after Kiev other than with targeted strikes but we've been told if they win in Russia they will move against NATO which would be suicidal for Russia.
They seem more than content to grind Ukraine and our money into dust. Almost like their goals are not what we've been told over the last couple years.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2024 10:40 PM (LkLld)
Enjoy while you can, CBD.
https://tinyurl.com/mt729msk
Posted by: Gref at March 06, 2024 10:41 PM (5fDan)
Either of you puts out a perfectly acceptable product. Again, I honestly regret doing that.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 06, 2024 10:41 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2024 10:30 PM (63Dwl)
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His name is Mr. Zoso.
https://tinyurl.com/yc38r36d
Posted by: Robert Plant at March 06, 2024 10:42 PM (bo7UB)
If a writer wants his works to be read he had better find a way to make it an entertaining read. Oh shit, I should stop commenting here. Naah, ya'll can just skip past my boring shit, I often type something mostly for my therapeutic benefit.
Posted by: PaleRider at March 06, 2024 10:43 PM (wTs+0)
Zelensky has issued orders several times for the Ukrainians to hold a position to the last man, and funneled troops into hopeless positions for PR purposes. This suits the Russians just fine.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 06, 2024 10:44 PM (sMS/O)
https://tinyurl.com/2efcwf8c
Twitter. 59 seconds.
Posted by: Robert at March 06, 2024 10:44 PM (0t7x/)
Posted by: irongrampa at March 06, 2024 10:41 PM (KATBx)
HOW DARE YOU!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2024 10:44 PM (gSZYf)
Oh, similar to cross country skiing, which is like downhill skiing without the excitement. Years ago my roommate and her coworkers talked a black woman into trying cross country skiing. She hated it.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 06, 2024 10:45 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: JackStraw
At least the last 3 years have been consistent in their complete failure at the truth. Sorta participation trophy levels of try. (except they don't even try)
Posted by: Some Rat at March 06, 2024 10:46 PM (vJiyU)
If I wanted a Lite beer, I'd take a real one & add water.
I never had any interest Ben & Jerry's. North Face? SERIOUSLY?
But there's one exception. The yuuge investment firm Black Rock invented the ESG baloney. I've made a point never to touch anything that has their name on it, and to leave a scathing comment whenever possible, too. I read that Black Rock has acknowledged/boasted that the blowback against ESG (Environmental, Social & Governance investing) has caused them some pain, too.
Posted by: mnw at March 06, 2024 10:47 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: huerfano
CBD is using it. 'Overnight Open Thread [12/20/2023]'
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 06, 2024 10:47 PM (gllTv)
To the Hordemates in the Tucson area, from 1:30 to 4:30 this coming Saturday, there is a Festival of Books at the U of A. My friend, Col David Hale will be there as one of the indie authors featuring his book The Real War - The Anakin Threat.
Dave is a great guy with a big Special Forces and intelligence background. You'll enjoy chatting with him.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2024 10:47 PM (W/lyH)
Strip him to his boxers, tattoo a star of David on his chest, rub him down with bacon grease and parachute him into Rafah on the first day of Ramadan.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * ab irato at March 06, 2024 10:48 PM (kiPwX)
Been spending most of my waking hours there the last three days.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 06, 2024 10:30 PM (ynpvh)
* * * *
Prayers up for you, your FIL and the whole family. God is with you, always.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 06, 2024 10:48 PM (KglbO)
Posted by: Nurse ratched: .45ACP-curious at March 06, 2024 10:49 PM (sfObP)
Posted by: PaleRider
Lot of posts are read and appreciated, but not commented on. But hell, the therapy part works too!
Posted by: Some Rat at March 06, 2024 10:49 PM (vJiyU)
https://tinyurl.com/2efcwf8c
Twitter. 59 seconds.
Posted by: Robert
We definitely need that border wall.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 06, 2024 10:49 PM (FVME7)
Yeah, I remember earlier in the war when the Ukes were complaining that the Russians hit Kiev during evening rush hour, thereby tying up traffic.
Dresden it isn't.
OTOH, the International Criminal Court has issued arrest warrants for two senior Russian military officers for the War Crime of destroying civilian electrical infrastructure in Ukraine.
Fortunately, there's still time to arrest Bill Clinton and retired Air Force commanders for doing exactly the same thing during the bombing of Yugoslavia twenty-five years ago.
In every strategic air campaign that the United States has ever conducted, we've targeted civilian electrical infrastructure.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 06, 2024 10:49 PM (YAtuc)
Oh, similar to cross country skiing, which is like downhill skiing without the excitement. Years ago my roommate and her coworkers talked a black woman into trying cross country skiing. She hated it.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 06, 2024 10:45 PM (0Htd1)
In Living Color would have had fun with this kind of stuff.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 06, 2024 10:50 PM (llON8)
Will do.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 06, 2024 10:50 PM (0Htd1)
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Wait. This is supposed to be a war, right?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 06, 2024 10:51 PM (bo7UB)
young song
https://tinyurl.com/yrhmfhfx
Posted by: Nurse ratched: .45ACP-curious at March 06, 2024 10:49 PM (sfObP)
Good choice.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2024 10:51 PM (W/lyH)
I once taught a Vietnamese co-worker how to cross-country ski, musing that he probably didn't envision ever doing this when he was growing up.
No idea if he ever did it again.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 06, 2024 10:52 PM (YAtuc)
https://tinyurl.com/2efcwf8c
Twitter. 59 seconds.
Posted by: Robert
Okay, who leaked the video of Chasen and me having a date night?
Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at March 06, 2024 10:52 PM (sMS/O)
...
In every strategic air campaign that the United States has ever conducted, we've targeted civilian electrical infrastructure.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 06, 2024 10:49 PM (YAtuc)
Probably because it was strategic. Roads used by civillians are also used by the military.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 06, 2024 10:52 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Nurse ratched: .45ACP-curious at March 06, 2024 10:53 PM (sfObP)
Ahhh.
The ICC making a desperate attempt to look relevant.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2024 10:53 PM (W/lyH)
Alyssa Mercante
@alyssa_merc
hi! you can't be racist against white people! thanks for tuning in!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 06, 2024 10:54 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice, Snow Roach at March 06, 2024 10:54 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: nerdygirl
We don't get it.
Posted by: everyone in northern MN at March 06, 2024 10:54 PM (DgGvY)
https://tinyurl.com/bddytj3c
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One of my minor regrets is that I didn't see Tom Petty live before he shuffled off his mortal coil.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 06, 2024 10:54 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: browndog reads the room, not books at March 06, 2024 10:55 PM (TTAGa)
Better yet, General Ben Hodges was gloating over the ICC arrest warrants for the two Russian officers.
The whole reason why we haven't joined the International Criminal Court is to keep people like General Ben Hodges from being charged with war crimes for their actions in Iraq and Afghanistan, but hey, if "General Ben" wants to be put in the dock in the Hague, why should we resist?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 06, 2024 10:55 PM (YAtuc)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 06, 2024 10:55 PM (q8kR1)
Posted by: nurse ratched: .45ACP-curious at March 06, 2024 10:55 PM (sfObP)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * ab irato at March 06, 2024 10:56 PM (kiPwX)
Its like walking in the cold only more tiring. What's not to love?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2024 10:56 PM (ibTVg)
@alyssa_merc
hi! you can't be racist against white people! thanks for tuning in!
You can't?
This bitch seems to be doing it effortlessly.
Posted by: Kiss my pale ass at March 06, 2024 10:56 PM (swPP2)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2024 10:40 PM (LkLld)
* * * *
Bingo. And bleeding the U.S. of armaments and fuel. A de-fanged U.S.A. is easier to control.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 06, 2024 10:57 PM (KglbO)
I read Walden, and it was underwhelming and tedious. And his essays were worse!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2024 10:57 PM (gSZYf)
@alyssa_merc
hi! you can't be racist against white people! thanks for tuning in!
You can't?
This bitch seems to be doing it effortlessly.
Posted by: Kiss my pale ass at March 06, 2024 10:56 PM (swPP2)
What if the White person identifies as Black?
Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at March 06, 2024 10:58 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: raimondo at March 06, 2024 10:58 PM (5yRAh)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 06, 2024 10:58 PM (r5tfK)
There are wars fought on battlefields with militaries and weapons and there are wars fought more stealthily by regime changes using color revolution techniques. We've been doing the later all over the world and specifically in Eastern Europe for decades including in places like Belarus, Kazakhstan, Georgia and Ukraine. Some successfully, some not. And Putin is well aware of it. We got so good at it we even ran one here in 2020.
It could be that Vlad is tired of it and is more than happy to let us spend ourselves into oblivion on a war we can't win while we ignore much more important threats to our own country. He might be evil but he's not stupid.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2024 10:58 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at March 06, 2024 10:59 PM (sMS/O)
But remember Trump is rayciss. And we are rayciss. Because you know, the #1 sign of raycismisms is your party attracted more "people of color"
Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2024 10:59 PM (ibTVg)
Excellent exercise, though.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 06, 2024 11:00 PM (YAtuc)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 06, 2024 11:00 PM (tDIr0)
Twice.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 06, 2024 11:00 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: browndog reads the room, not books at March 06, 2024 10:55 PM (TTAGa)
Shut your whore mouth!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2024 11:01 PM (gSZYf)
Posted by: JackStraw
We, on the other hand, have a "leader" who is both.
Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at March 06, 2024 11:01 PM (sMS/O)
I believe the ICC exists primarily for one reason: to put an American POTUS in the dock at the Hague. That's their perpetual masturbatory fantasy.
That said, it's occasionally useful to have some place to take people such as Milosevic and the Hutu leaders.
Posted by: mnw at March 06, 2024 11:02 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 06, 2024 11:02 PM (sMS/O)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 06, 2024 10:58 PM (r5tfK)
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Say, does it work for boobs?
Posted by: Nanzi Pelosi at March 06, 2024 11:02 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice, Snow Roach
I saw Dimestore Diogenes open for Cynic at The Myth in 2012.
https://youtu.be/dSwmlthrB-I
Posted by: mikeski at March 06, 2024 11:03 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Some Rat at March 06, 2024 11:04 PM (vJiyU)
They'll settle for Netanyahu and senior IDF officers.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 06, 2024 11:04 PM (YAtuc)
The ICC and its lackeys love going after Israel...they are planning charges for the Gaza war.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2024 11:05 PM (gSZYf)
Twice.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 06, 2024 11:00 PM (bo7UB)
I saw a lot of bands in my youth but the one band I most regret never having seen is Yes.
Posted by: RickZ at March 06, 2024 11:05 PM (emlEe)
He was not wrong. YMMV.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 06, 2024 11:05 PM (V8he0)
Posted by: keena at March 06, 2024 11:06 PM (hf+Z7)
Posted by: RickZ
By the time I saw Yes they were on the pension-plan circuit.
Posted by: mikeski at March 06, 2024 11:07 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 06, 2024 10:10 PM (AJDwy)
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You're not supposed to pick scabs.
Posted by: Ciampino - that's why you get scars at March 06, 2024 11:07 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2024 11:07 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Doof at March 06, 2024 11:07 PM (eNASR)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2024 11:01 PM (gSZYf)
Heh …
Unlike Nurse, it’s not likely I’ll outshoot you.
I can, however replace your bourbon with a cracking single malt …
Taste is subjective.
Posted by: browndog reads the room, not books at March 06, 2024 11:07 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice, Snow Roach at March 06, 2024 11:08 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2024 11:05 PM (gSZYf)
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Shooting back is a crime, I guess, while Jewish.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 06, 2024 11:08 PM (yxsmH)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2024 11:08 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 06, 2024 11:08 PM (aD39U)
young song
Good taste young(er) lady. Near the top of my list
https://tinyurl.com/2ncxmxa2
Posted by: Sock Monkey * ab irato at March 06, 2024 11:09 PM (kiPwX)
Posted by: mnw at March 06, 2024 11:02 PM (NLIak)
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Replace American autonomy with a global hegemony.
Posted by: RickZ at March 06, 2024 11:09 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice, Snow Roach at March 06, 2024 11:08 PM (0FoWg)
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good choice. But she has to wait for trial until after Fauci swings.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 06, 2024 11:09 PM (yxsmH)
Posted by: Ciampino - My turn next at March 06, 2024 11:10 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino - My turn next at March 06, 2024 11:10 PM (qfLjt)
Condolences. I have been told that the wound never heals but it does scab over.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 06, 2024 11:11 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2024 11:12 PM (RIvkX)
I bet the Confederate spy network (there was one, pretty meager) would've been happy to subsidize their anti-draft musings.
Have you/others seen "The Gangs of New York"? Lincoln had to divert troops on their way to Gettysburg (!) to suppress the Irish anti-draft/race riots in NYC.
Posted by: mnw at March 06, 2024 11:13 PM (NLIak)
I wouldn't Thoreau Walden across his own pond. Sanctimonious twits, the both of 'em.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 06, 2024 11:13 PM (e6UQI)
Taste is subjective.
Posted by: browndog reads the room, not books at March 06, 2024 11:07 PM (TTAGa)
I know the varieties of bourbon favored by CBD. Ain't none of them need replacing - especially with that watery, dumpster fire flavored stuff from across the pond
Posted by: Doof at March 06, 2024 11:13 PM (eNASR)
Posted by: JackStraw
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There's more than one way to win a war.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 06, 2024 11:13 PM (XYph1)
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May her memory be a blessing
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2024 11:14 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Ciampino - My turn next at March 06, 2024 11:10 PM (qfLjt)
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I can't imagine. I hope the memories you built together remain a blessing.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 06, 2024 11:14 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Ciampino - My turn next at March 06, 2024 11:10 PM (qfLjt)
Condolences.
Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at March 06, 2024 11:14 PM (ynpvh)
Worse live show hands down. Saw them twice. Had serious words with myself after the second show.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * ab irato at March 06, 2024 11:14 PM (kiPwX)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice, Snow Roach at March 06, 2024 11:14 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Don Black at March 06, 2024 11:14 PM (oCjPU)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 06, 2024 11:14 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Doof at March 06, 2024 11:13 PM (eNASR)
lol …
How’s the post birthday hangover ?
Posted by: browndog reads the room, not books at March 06, 2024 11:15 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2024 11:12 PM (RIvkX)
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That must have been one hell of a real estate agent.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 06, 2024 11:15 PM (bo7UB)
Ditto that. They can go fuck themselves with a broken cedar fence rail spiked with rusty ring shank nails.
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 06, 2024 10:24 PM (Vj6Z0)
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That is awfully detailed and specific. Have you had that experience, the Horde would be interested?
Posted by: Ciampino - ring shank nails, OOh! at March 06, 2024 11:16 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2024 11:16 PM (sfObP)
That or bring in the TV cart, VCR, and make us watch Shakespeare or something.
Posted by: Jubilant Delinquent
Film strips FTW! With the test administered as freshly mimeographed paper copies!
"Breathe deep, the gathering gloom ..."
(Gawd, but that was pretentious prattling)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 06, 2024 11:16 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Ciampino - My turn next at March 06, 2024 11:10 PM (qfLjt)
Condolences.
Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at March 06, 2024 11:14 PM (ynpvh)
Seriously, Condolences. Losing my wife has been the greatest emotional pain I've had in my life. And probably yours as well.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 06, 2024 11:16 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 06, 2024 11:16 PM (sMS/O)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 06, 2024 11:16 PM (tDIr0)
Worse live show hands down. Saw them twice. Had serious words with myself after the second show.
Posted by: Sock Monkey
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In real life you don't get do overs. They should have stayed in the studio.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 06, 2024 11:17 PM (XYph1)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * ab irato at March 06, 2024 11:14 PM (kiPwX)
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I've heard others say that.
The weird thing is, they don't need the money. Why would they keep performing if they didn't love it?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 06, 2024 11:17 PM (bo7UB)
https://t.ly/XQ4Qq
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 06, 2024 11:18 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Don Black at March 06, 2024 11:19 PM (oCjPU)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * ab irato at March 06, 2024 11:19 PM (kiPwX)
There's a good Yes concert film-- Yes Songs. It's a little grainy, though.
I saw the AC/DC concert film "AC/DC Live from the River Platte." I bet that rockumentary cost $3 million to make. Yes Songs? About $1.65.
Posted by: mnw at March 06, 2024 11:19 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice, Snow Roach
Present company excluded of course.
Right?
Right!!!???
Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2024 11:19 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: irongrampa at March 06, 2024 11:21 PM (KATBx)
How’s the post birthday hangover ?
Posted by: browndog reads the room, not books at March 06, 2024 11:15 PM (TTAGa)
All good, brother. No bourbon today. Just a single hazy IPA at a local brewery where I host classic rock trivia once a month. An especially lively bunch for tonight's edition. I get to have fun asking questions about great music -- and they pay me!
Posted by: Doof at March 06, 2024 11:21 PM (eNASR)
Posted by: CppThis at March 06, 2024 11:21 PM (PZvjL)
My tickets disappeared!
Posted by: JQ at March 06, 2024 11:21 PM (njWTi)
But I don't know anything or have an opinion on this matter... LOL
Posted by: SkinnerVic at March 06, 2024 11:22 PM (QV2fW)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 06, 2024 11:16 PM (tDIr0)
Sherry casks are used as well
Posted by: browndog reads the room, not books at March 06, 2024 11:22 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2024 11:19 PM (W/lyH)
We Morons might be gasbags, but you could hitch Thoreau to a basket and fly around the world.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice, Snow Roach at March 06, 2024 11:23 PM (0FoWg)
Like, France.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Yea, France.
(Looks around suspiciously, backs out of room)
Posted by: Liechtenstein at March 06, 2024 11:25 PM (gllTv)
The weird thing is, they don't need the money. Why would they keep performing if they didn't love it?
Posted by: Cicero
Damn good question. I love their music. I think they put a capital D in dysfunction. My impression was that everyone hated Tyler and Tyler hated everyone that wasn't him. First show, mid seventies, they played for less than an hour, no encore. Lights came on, crowd got pissed and started throwing stuff on stage. A very drunk Tuler came out and started telling us to F off. He came with in inches of being nailed by a couple of empty bottles. Glass, not plastic. Roadies drug him off the stage. Damn near turned into a riot.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * ab irato at March 06, 2024 11:25 PM (kiPwX)
Makes it way easier to know what businesses to avoid.
Posted by: CppThis at March 06, 2024 11:26 PM (PZvjL)
They've spent a couple hundred billion on renewables that don't work, closed coal and nuclear, and now have no jobs and rolling brownouts.
Should have listened to Trump.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 06, 2024 11:26 PM (oP2SA)
Posted by: Ciampino - My turn next at March 06, 2024 11:10 PM (qfLjt)
Seriously, Condolences. Losing my wife has been the greatest emotional pain I've had in my life. And probably yours as well.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 06, 2024 11:16 PM (ynpvh)
Too many of us in a similar situation. Not a group any of us wanted to be in. A little over 2 years for me. Prayers up for you both.
Posted by: Doof at March 06, 2024 11:27 PM (eNASR)
Posted by: Norrin Radd, sojourner of the spaceways at March 06, 2024 11:27 PM (hsWtj)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
That's why scotch has to age so long. The bourbon got all the easy flavor out of the wood. (It's a slow roller to the second baseman.....)
Except in Japan I suppose, where it ages in laboratory vats.
Posted by: Huck Follywood
They probably get teenage idol singers to use it as mouthwash, and bottle it afterwards.
Posted by: mikeski at March 06, 2024 11:28 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 06, 2024 11:15 PM (bo7UB)
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If it's good enough for Idi Amin, it's good enough for Victoria Nuland.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2024 11:28 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice, Snow Roach at March 06, 2024 11:23 PM (0FoWg)
True enough.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2024 11:29 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 06, 2024 11:30 PM (AEvvx)
Rude kids leaving thumbtacks on the substitute cob's chair
This moron roll has got to stop
Junior's head is hard as rock
Now Junior, behave yourself
Posted by: Azjaeger at March 06, 2024 11:30 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Beartooth at March 06, 2024 11:30 PM (LjgPm)
Posted by: RickZ
I saw them in 74 or 75 at the Richfield Coliseum. It was a fantastic show. Somehow, my roomie scored box seating - we were treated like royalty. The ushers even carried our booze in for us.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 06, 2024 11:31 PM (+5YjI)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 06, 2024 11:31 PM (AEvvx)
Posted by: Doof at March 06, 2024 11:31 PM (eNASR)
Posted by: Montec at March 06, 2024 11:33 PM (R12el)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 06, 2024 11:33 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 06, 2024 11:34 PM (AEvvx)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 06, 2024 11:34 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 06, 2024 11:35 PM (sMS/O)
They've spent a couple hundred billion on renewables that don't work, closed coal and nuclear, and now have no jobs and rolling brownouts.
Coming soon to a country near you!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2024 11:36 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 06, 2024 11:16 PM (tDIr0)
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I've always know that Scotch is aged in used sherry casks where it attains its amber color from the tannins in the cask. Scotch was around long before bourbon.
Do you have a reference for the use of bourbon barrels?
Posted by: Ciampino - single malt scotch! at March 06, 2024 11:36 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Montec
I concur!
Posted by: Admiral "Rachel" Levine at March 06, 2024 11:37 PM (sMS/O)
I guess I just like whiskey.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 06, 2024 11:40 PM (JFlPn)
Coming soon to a country near you!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr"
I'm surrounded by it.
Miles of desert land destroyed for solar panels.
All kinds of wildlife killed and/or displaced.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 06, 2024 11:40 PM (AEvvx)
Posted by: Ciampino
I saw using bourbon barrels on a TV documentary, so at least one scotch maker uses them.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 06, 2024 11:41 PM (sMS/O)
I saw the AC/DC concert film "AC/DC Live from the River Platte." I bet that rockumentary cost $3 million to make. Yes Songs? About $1.65.
Posted by: mnw at March 06, 2024 11:19 PM (NLIak)
In high school, YesSongs was a Friday/Saturday late nite showing at a local theater. For the stoners. It was a movie theater event before Rocky Horror, just without throwing shit around.
Posted by: RickZ at March 06, 2024 11:41 PM (emlEe)
- Longbow / Crossbow
- .45 / 9mm
- Maryanne / Ginger
Pantheon
Posted by: browndog reads the room, not books at March 06, 2024 11:42 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 06, 2024 11:43 PM (rNGRC)
Posted by: that guy that ruins it for everyone else at March 06, 2024 11:44 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Vlad Putin at March 06, 2024 11:44 PM (sMS/O)
Posted by: Don Black at March 06, 2024 11:45 PM (oCjPU)
It was a movie theater event before Rocky Horror, just without throwing shit around.
Never saw Rocky Horror, and the only enthusiasts I ever knew were libs. Kinda killed any curiosity I might have had. That, and I think I share your attitude toward "throwing whit around"
Probably missed out on some good pop culture.
Posted by: weew at March 06, 2024 11:45 PM (/uwTS)
Re: Steven Tyler. I saw some benefit concert of John Lennon songs and he did a duet with a country singer, I think Jason Aldean, but don't hold me to that. Anyway, he obviously knew how to sing in key, so obviously to even an untrained ear that I think he must have had some serious formal musical education in his youth. **checks Wikipedia** Father was a classical musician and pianist who taught high school music. That fits.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 06, 2024 11:46 PM (r5tfK)
Posted by: weew at March 06, 2024 11:46 PM (/uwTS)
Posted by: Don Black at March 06, 2024 11:46 PM (oCjPU)
Posted by: Ciampino
I saw using bourbon barrels on a TV documentary, so at least one scotch maker uses them.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 06, 2024 11:41 PM (sMS/O)
I've toured at least 10 distilleries in Kentucky and 2 in Ireland. The reuse of bourbon barrels for scotch, Irish, tequila, rum, and hot sauce is a common thing mentioned on many tours.
By law, all bourbon must be aged in a new charred oak barrel. The used barrels still have a lot of good useful purposes - often times used to age multiple spirits in succession.
On my agenda for a future trip is touring a cooperage - where they make and char barrels. I've seen videos but I'd love to see it in person.
Posted by: Doof at March 06, 2024 11:47 PM (eNASR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 06, 2024 11:47 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Ciampino - ring shank nails, OOh! at March 06, 2024 11:16 PM (qfLjt)
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Happily, I can report I have not experienced any of those things in combination with each other. But when it's not inspiring me to purchase sufficient ammo to fill Fani's snizz to bursting, the fuckery of the commie left often leads me to poetic musings of fantastical violence.
Changing course, I wish you peace in the aftermath of losing your spouse. May you find comfort in knowing you are never alone in this glorious Horde of Morons.
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 06, 2024 11:47 PM (Vj6Z0)
Posted by: weew at March 06, 2024 11:48 PM (/uwTS)
- Longbow / Crossbow
- .45 / 9mm
- Maryanne / Ginger
Pantheon
Posted by: browndog reads the room, not books at March 06, 2024 11:42 PM (TTAGa)
You forgot carrots in chili and the hot dog being a sandwich thing.
Posted by: Doof at March 06, 2024 11:49 PM (eNASR)
I enjoyed a Distillery Tour in Glasgow, Scotland, this past August. The Tour Guide was quite proud to show us their warehouse full of used, empty, American Bourbon Barrels, awaiting their fill and aging, with the Scotch, fresh out of the stills.
Do some research, and you'll read of the Scottish Whisky Laws, which mandate that Bourbon or Sherry barrels be used in the aging. The Macallan Double Cask being one such example. Aged, first in a Bourbon barrel for a few years, and then in a Sherry barrel, for a few years more.
Conveniently, American spirits law, requires that BOURBON be aged in NEW, interior-charred, White Oak barrels. Long as we're using THOSE, Scotland will never run out of used Bourbon barrels for their spirits.
Scotland is THE number one reason, why it's damn near impossible to buy an authentic, INTACT used Bourbon barrel, from the Bourbon Trail area distillers.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 06, 2024 11:49 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 06, 2024 11:49 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 06, 2024 11:50 PM (rNGRC)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 06, 2024 11:50 PM (rNGRC)
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Those back-end barrel sales are what put bourbon makers in the black.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 06, 2024 11:52 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 06, 2024 11:31 PM (+5YjI)
Good for you. That time frame was peak Yes, right around 'Tales From Topographic Oceans'.
While there is an argument at the HQ over upright bass in bands, to me, the best bands had "that" bass player. Yes had Chris Squire on lead bass, e.g. It's fun watching reaction videos of Yes cuts from 'The Yes Album' forward, but especially cuts from 'Fragile', a damn fine album if'n I do say so myself. So many comment on Squire's bass lines on 'Roundabout'. Like I said, lead bass.
Posted by: RickZ at March 06, 2024 11:52 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2024 11:53 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: weew at March 06, 2024 11:48 PM (/uwTS)
Sherry casks
Posted by: browndog reads the room, not books at March 06, 2024 11:53 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 06, 2024 11:50 PM (rNGRC)
So I can proudly say I'm doing my part to help sustain world commerce by drinking copious amounts of bourbon??
Posted by: Doof at March 06, 2024 11:54 PM (eNASR)
Wait for it...
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 06, 2024 11:56 PM (bo7UB)
They've spent a couple hundred billion on renewables that don't work, closed coal and nuclear, and now have no jobs and rolling brownouts.
Should have listened to Trump.
Posted by: Huck Follywood
BASF's Ludwigshafen chemical complex is operating at around 50% capacity. It is the largest chemical production facility in the world. Stolen elections have consequences.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * ab irato at March 06, 2024 11:59 PM (kiPwX)
Posted by: weew
We hung it in gorse bushes, in bladders made from the intestines of sheep. Aye, laddie, 'twas a fine sight to see, the sagging sacks of scotch, swaying in the breeze, in the light of the setting sun. Then the English came.
Posted by: An Old Sheep Shagger at March 07, 2024 12:00 AM (sMS/O)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 07, 2024 12:01 AM (Sgq8y)
Saw the Doobie Brothers at Washington State U. in the 70's. My buddy was a police science major so was part of the security. He had the door next to the stage. He took me with him and I watched the door while he was drinking with the band in the break room. Great spot...literally standing next to the stage.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 07, 2024 12:01 AM (W/lyH)
Akshually, rum distillers in the Caribbean are the last stop on the bourbon barrel life cycle before they're ground into sawdust to make Ikea bookcases.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 07, 2024 12:01 AM (bo7UB)
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But they did run low on sherry casks for a bit, due to it's waning popularity. There was a period maybe 5-10 years ago where scotch distillers were experimenting with several other cask types to compliment the Bourbon casks. Still some of that going on, but seems like less now.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 07, 2024 12:01 AM (hCzfy)
If you've never watched the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9IUj1mDENg
, it's well worth it, risk of dust, however, particularly if you actually feel any of it. I have no idea how many towns in appalachia that I have been through that are like the shots in the video. It just plain hurts to drive through them.
Well, I guess they can learn to code.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 07, 2024 12:03 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 12:04 AM (oCjPU)
Posted by: nurse ratched: .45ACP-curious at March 06, 2024 10:24 PM (sfObP)
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Also
Rab > North Face
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at March 07, 2024 12:04 AM (snyZJ)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 07, 2024 12:05 AM (r5tfK)
The commenter who rushes to comment without first having some comment to make is a commentary on the futility of commenting.
Posted by: Samuel Clemens's Oratorical Lemonparty at March 06, 2024 10:06
Come on admit it. This is Kamala Harris.
Posted by: Farmer at March 07, 2024 12:07 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: 496 at March 07, 2024 12:07 AM (Bf+P4)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 07, 2024 12:05 AM (r5tfK)
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In Mexico, Mexican food is just "food."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 07, 2024 12:07 AM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at March 07, 2024 12:07 AM (snyZJ)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 07, 2024 12:05 AM (r5tfK)
They call for it frequently.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 07, 2024 12:08 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: A Mountain Man Party at March 07, 2024 12:08 AM (sMS/O)
I shudder to think that someone REALLY thought that last photo was a urinal... eewwwww!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 06, 2024 10:18 PM (KglbO)
There was a Rock Candy mine north of Grand Forks, British Columbia, famous for large showy crystals of fluorite.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2024 12:08 AM (tkR6S)
What do they call Taco Bell food?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 07, 2024 12:09 AM (r5tfK)
Posted by: Don Black
Drinkin', fightin', and the crazy sex.
Posted by: A Mountain Man Party at March 07, 2024 12:08 AM (sMS/O)
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Don't forget medical advice and boobs.
Mostly boobs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 07, 2024 12:09 AM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 07, 2024 12:01 AM (W/lyH)
I mentioned this before. Drove from Tech to UVA to see The Band in '77, on what turned out to be The Last Waltz. Small arena, pretty close to the stage, passing out joints to the staid pre-lawyer crowd and dancing in the aisle with my date some 20-30 feet from the stage, the only ones to get up and do so. Levon Helm looked right at us and smiled as he played. Just for us.
That's my story and I'm sticking with it.
Posted by: RickZ at March 07, 2024 12:09 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: RickZ at March 07, 2024 12:09 AM (emlEe)
Awesome memory!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 07, 2024 12:11 AM (W/lyH)
And you can't just sign up for it, you have to watch every video through AND take and pass a DEI quiz and pass it after each module. It's like being forced to go to a Chinese re-education camp!
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2024 10:19 PM (S6gqv)
Send them an e-mail: "I've never bought your shit, and this new promotion has only hardened my resolve to never buy one thin dime's worth of your faggy garments."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2024 12:12 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Don Black
Drinkin', fightin', and the crazy sex.
Posted by: A Mountain Man Party at March 07, 2024 12:08 AM (sMS/O)
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Don't forget medical advice and boobs.
Mostly boobs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 07, 2024 12:09 AM (bo7UB)
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*jiggles and giggles*
Posted by: Sydney Sweeney at March 07, 2024 12:13 AM (snyZJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2024 12:12 AM (tkR6S)
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Perfectly stated.
Now I have to go to their website and find their Comments email address.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 07, 2024 12:14 AM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 07, 2024 12:14 AM (XeU6L)
"State of the Union Address: Tonight 8pm ET 9pm ET"
Huh. Must be an AI high tech thing, I guess. We live in an age of miracles!
Posted by: mnw at March 07, 2024 12:16 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 07, 2024 12:09 AM (r5tfK)
Mexicans don't call Taco Bell "food".
They call it the Mexican Telephone Company.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 07, 2024 12:16 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: 496 at March 07, 2024 12:07 AM (Bf+P4)
I read that book in the early '80s after reading about the book and the author. Good book, a Pulitzer Prize winner to boot. John Kennedy O'Toole's suicide was terrible. Like many artists, only after his death did he become known.
Posted by: RickZ at March 07, 2024 12:16 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Sydney Sweeney at March 07, 2024 12:13 AM (snyZJ)
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I happened to learn by an astounding series of coincidences that Sydney Sweeney happened to take a number of naked selfies that through some incredibly unlikely odds ended up posted on the internet!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 07, 2024 12:17 AM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 07, 2024 12:14 AM (XeU6L)
He first plays "Saturday Night" too, doesn't he.
S
A
T-U-R
D-A-Y
Night!
Posted by: spindrift at March 07, 2024 12:17 AM (/3nA9)
Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 12:18 AM (oCjPU)
Posted by: You can't make people care at March 06, 2024 10:34 PM (swPP2)
Anyone who enough of a cuck to sit through an hour of indoctrination for a measly 20% discount on overpriced winter wear deserves nothing but scorn.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2024 12:21 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 07, 2024 12:22 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at March 07, 2024 12:23 AM (y7zkd)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 06, 2024 10:39 PM (2nB0j)
Plastic is embodied energy. Burn it for fuel. With an adequate air supply, it burns clean.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2024 12:24 AM (tkR6S)
Beautiful film. I thought it would cheer me up. Not sure why a movie in which the two leads kill themselves would cheer me up, but I am actually enjoying it so far.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 07, 2024 12:25 AM (VxbvY)
Posted by: mnw at March 07, 2024 12:25 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 07, 2024 12:25 AM (VxbvY)
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PRO TIP: Skip Paramus and Thisbe.
Posted by: Aeschylus at March 07, 2024 12:26 AM (sE4sa)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 07, 2024 12:28 AM (63Dwl)
"State of the Union Address: Tonight 8pm ET 9pm ET"
Huh. Must be an AI high tech thing, I guess. We live in an age of miracles!
Posted by: mnw at March 07, 2024 12:16 AM (NLIak)
Just watch Bribem's eyes. They'll be black as coal, just like they were at that Philly speech with the Nazi red-hued background. All those drugs just to keep him upright for more than a few minutes. I think he won't be able to contain a spitting rant or two against 'MAGA Republicans' not wanting to close the border he opened -- wide, with free shit for the illegals as well. He'll take no responsibility for a damn thing, except maybe still actually being president; 'I don't need a, a . . . blemphil agrintle . . .'
A great campaign look. He'll be gone before their Convention 'for the good of The Party'. Who gets selected to replace him is another question entirely.
Posted by: RickZ at March 07, 2024 12:28 AM (emlEe)
Excellent exercise, though.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 06, 2024 11:00 PM (YAtuc)
If you want your legs to hurt in places they never hurt before, try snowshoeing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2024 12:31 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 07, 2024 12:31 AM (Sgq8y)
53 shots
Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 12:33 AM (oCjPU)
Excellent exercise, though.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 06, 2024 11:00 PM (YAtuc)
If you want your legs to hurt in places they never hurt before, try snowshoeing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2024 12:31 AM (tkR6S)
***
God made snow to fall on hills for a reason.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 07, 2024 12:33 AM (W/lyH)
Beautiful film. I thought it would cheer me up. Not sure why a movie in which the two leads kill themselves would cheer me up, but I am actually enjoying it so far.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 07, 2024 12:25 AM (VxbvY)
The one 'Romeo And Juliet' with actual teenagers in the lead roles.
Posted by: RickZ at March 07, 2024 12:34 AM (emlEe)
"I know there's a lot we don't agree on, but I hope and believe we can find common ground...."
No skit.
Posted by: mnw at March 07, 2024 12:34 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: bradc at March 07, 2024 12:35 AM (0jNN6)
Posted by: Sydney Sweeney at March 07, 2024 12:13 AM (snyZJ)
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I happened to learn by an astounding series of coincidences that Sydney Sweeney happened to take a number of naked selfies that through some incredibly unlikely odds ended up posted on the internet!
Posted by: Cicero
Dammit!! I'm at work!
Uh
I mean, you should be ashamed of yourself!! Shame!!
She is a beauty with an impressively curvy figure. Likes showing it off too. Hopefully this will end the genderless creatures that the entertainment industry foists upon us.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 07, 2024 12:36 AM (gllTv)
"I know there's a lot we don't agree on, but I hope and believe we can find common ground...."
No skit.
Posted by: mnw at March 07, 2024 12:34 AM (NLIak)
So Haley has a chance to be Biden's V.P.?
Posted by: RickZ at March 07, 2024 12:37 AM (emlEe)
I had to take a retarded DEI course for work recently. It was online too. It was 7 or 8 modules, each module had a quiz at the end. I just skipped to the quizzed and did the whole thing in 10 minutes.
The quizzes were idiot proof. Like John didn’t hire Bob because Bob is black. Is that wrong? Gee I dunno, let me think hard about that. It’s all bullshit and just a money maker for the race hustlers.
But if North face wants to sell me a $400 jacket for $300 if I watch one of their retarded videos, sure whatever. I’ll take the C note.
Posted by: Montec at March 07, 2024 12:37 AM (R12el)
Posted by: mnw at March 07, 2024 12:38 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 07, 2024 12:31 AM (Sgq8y)
Nice!
Like any good distillery, they make more than one product. What do the labels say?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 07, 2024 12:39 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: RickZ
It's not too late for him to pick Mitt Romney.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 07, 2024 12:40 AM (sMS/O)
Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 12:40 AM (oCjPU)
Posted by: fly gal at March 07, 2024 12:41 AM (6CtMt)
Posted by: Archer at March 07, 2024 12:44 AM (rskKm)
Burn and landfill are reuse.
Fifty years ago it was recognized that recycle was more costly than literally anything else.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 07, 2024 12:44 AM (cOq4q)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 07, 2024 12:40 AM (sMS/O)
Too white.
Posted by: RickZ at March 07, 2024 12:44 AM (emlEe)
but tbh, all those outdoor gear companies are fairly Lefty-
tree-huggers
Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 12:45 AM (oCjPU)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 07, 2024 12:47 AM (sE4sa)
Posted by: mnw at March 07, 2024 12:48 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Montec at March 07, 2024 12:37 AM (R12el)
(points and laughs at the cheechako in the North Face jacket)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2024 12:49 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Montec at March 07, 2024 12:49 AM (R12el)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 07, 2024 12:49 AM (sE4sa)
Posted by: Rex B at March 07, 2024 12:50 AM (uU94S)
Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 12:51 AM (oCjPU)
Posted by: Archer at March 07, 2024 12:51 AM (rskKm)
This is true.
Now, take a look at any of the mid/high end bicycle manufacturing companies.
Not only "left", but many of the vaunted Marques of Lore, are now nothing so much as Chinee Bikee, Inc.
"Struggle Sessions", aren't just an Alpine Climb in the Tour, Comrade!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 07, 2024 12:51 AM (e6UQI)
tree-huggers
Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 12:45 AM (oCjPU)
Buy the Milsurp stuff. I had an ROK MP jacket. It was green, well-insulated, and completely soft. Very comfortable.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2024 12:52 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 07, 2024 12:52 AM (sE4sa)
Posted by: Archer at March 07, 2024 12:51 AM (rskKm)
Greenhorn in the Klondike.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2024 12:53 AM (tkR6S)
No. Different bint. In CA, it's hard to keep all of them straight without a scorecard.
The Throuple one resigned a couple of years back. There was an ethics scandal aspect to the throuple-- I forgrt what it was.
Posted by: mnw at March 07, 2024 12:53 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 07, 2024 12:53 AM (VxbvY)
Posted by: Cicero
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*dammit! I never got one of those*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 07, 2024 12:53 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2024 12:53 AM (tkR6S)
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"Now where's that Eskimo bitch I'm supposed to kill?"
Posted by: Disembodied Punchlines at March 07, 2024 12:54 AM (sE4sa)
but the last time I was out there, the solitude scared the crap out of me for some reason, and I never went back out
Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 12:55 AM (oCjPU)
The Throuple one resigned a couple of years back. There was an ethics scandal aspect to the throuple-- I forgrt what it was.
Posted by: mnw
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[points]
See? I'm no worse than her!
Posted by: Fani at March 07, 2024 12:55 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 07, 2024 12:49 AM (sE4sa)
Well, lard had a purpose before going rancid. Katie can make no such claim.
Posted by: RickZ at March 07, 2024 12:56 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 07, 2024 12:57 AM (XYph1)
but the last time I was out there, the solitude scared the crap out of me for some reason, and I never went back out
Posted by: Don Black
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Were you ever out in the Great Alone, when the moon was awful clear,
And the icy mountains hemmed you in with a silence you most could hear;
With only the howl of a timber wolf, and you camped there in the cold
Posted by: Dan McGrew at March 07, 2024 12:57 AM (XeU6L)
but the last time I was out there, the solitude scared the crap out of me for some reason, and I never went back out
Posted by: Don Black
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Things that scare me the most about hiking/camping in the woods:
--stumbling upon a meth lab or
--illegal pot farm or
--'homeless'/criminal camp
My camping days are over.
Posted by: JQ at March 07, 2024 12:58 AM (njWTi)
It's called "pencil neck, bugeyed, weasel dick geek syndrome," I believe.
Posted by: mnw at March 07, 2024 12:59 AM (NLIak)
Yeah. 39 States and +300k SOLO motorcycle miles, and thanks to the advent of the "smart" fone making drivers dumber than EVER, I don't do that, anymore.
Not scared of the sollitude of the road. Scared of the PROXIMITY of STUPID drivers made STUPIDER by their damn screen fixations, when they oughta KNOW what's out their windows and IN their mirrors!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 07, 2024 01:01 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 07, 2024 01:01 AM (XYph1)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 07, 2024 01:01 AM (VxbvY)
It's called "pencil neck, bugeyed, weasel dick geek syndrome," I believe.
Posted by: mnw at March 07, 2024 12:59 AM (NLIak)
The bullshit builds up in his brain faster than the pressure is relieved by what escapes from his mouth.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2024 01:01 AM (tkR6S)
And the icy mountains hemmed you in with a silence you most could hear;
With only the howl of a timber wolf, and you camped there in the cold
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Wait. Let me get a pen.
This is good stuff.
Posted by: Zombie John Denver at March 07, 2024 01:02 AM (sE4sa)
the mind is a terrible thing
anyway, I don't go camping anymore
Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 01:04 AM (oCjPU)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 07, 2024 01:01 AM (e6UQI)
And the auto manufacturers don't help by replacing intuitive knob and slider controls with icons on a touch screen.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2024 01:05 AM (tkR6S)
Nytol
Posted by: mnw at March 07, 2024 01:07 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 07, 2024 01:09 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: WEF at March 07, 2024 01:09 AM (gllTv)
Not unusual for her to take a few days, but I do wonder if she must check-in with the NPCborg before formulating a reply?
LOL. Will see....
Posted by: JQ at March 07, 2024 01:09 AM (njWTi)
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The greatest feature in my car is the "look-down" camera that shows a computer-generated view of the car and everything around it from 30 feet up while parking. I don't even have to look out the windows anymore.
Progress!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 07, 2024 01:10 AM (sE4sa)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 07, 2024 01:09 AM (Sgq8y)
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Nope. Still nothing.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 07, 2024 01:11 AM (sE4sa)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 07, 2024 01:11 AM (VxbvY)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 07, 2024 01:11 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 07, 2024 01:12 AM (VxbvY)
Posted by: Cicero
He looks like Ronny Cox's character (Cohaagen) in 'Total Recall' after getting outside in that fine Martian air.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 07, 2024 01:14 AM (gllTv)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 07, 2024 01:15 AM (VxbvY)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 07, 2024 01:18 AM (sMS/O)
Posted by: Joe Biden
Joe was already eligible for an AARP membership when this film was released. (maybe not, but close)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 07, 2024 01:22 AM (VxbvY)
Katie Porter is a putrifying lump of rancid lard.
Posted by: Cicero
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She looks like Phyllis from The Office.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 07, 2024 01:23 AM (wjjYr)
AND Good Evening, all.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 07, 2024 01:23 AM (wjjYr)
Time!! It means nothing!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 06, 2024 10:08 PM (gllTv)
LOL
Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 01:24 AM (o3SCB)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2024 12:12 AM (tkR6S)
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Perfectly stated.
Now I have to go to their website and find their Comments email address.
Posted by: Cicero
US_Customer_Care@thenorthface.com
Done. Odds on getting a response?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * ab irato at March 07, 2024 01:27 AM (kiPwX)
AWFLs in CA have the turrible sadz about Katie Porter losing to Adam Schitt. Sore Losers R Us.
Posted by: mnw
============
One of the Powerline boys made a case that Schiff is the one who deliberately knocked her out of the jungle. Schiff wanted to have a Republican opponent in the runoff, not another Dem, so he ran ads against Garvey, which elevated Garvey in people's minds -- and the ads themselves also made Garvey look good. Reportedly, Katie Porter saw exactly what Schiff was up to and she was furious.
Good news: an actual conservative and hardass on illegal aliens knocked out the GOPer incumbent who was the RNC's pick in a California Assembly race.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 07, 2024 01:27 AM (wjjYr)
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Is that the classic thumb and pinkie extended other fingers curled to the palm? 'Cause that's an old fashion.handset phone. Shouldn't there be a new one for smartphones? Maybe thumb and all fingers extended held palm up about belly button high.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 06, 2024 10:16 PM (FVME7)
Could be confused with people looking to see if there's hair growing on the palm of their hand.
Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 01:32 AM (o3SCB)
Saw the Doobie Brothers at Washington State U. in the 70's. My buddy was a police science major so was part of the security. He had the door next to the stage. He took me with him and I watched the door while he was drinking with the band in the break room. Great spot...literally standing next to the stage.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 07, 2024 12:01
Closest experience we had was awesome at the time, I think it was 2005. Meat Loaf was doing a tour in the UK, all at castle type venues. Anyhow, we met some Brit friends and were at a meet & greet at the Blicking Hall show I think.
We'd paid for a meet & greet but it went long and we weren't done till they had let others in so we couldn't be up front as expected. Meat decided we could watch the show from the back of the stage, just off to the right side.
What an experience! We got to go on stage before the band came on and toss things into the audience, which was in the thousands. They stretched up this huge incline before Blicking Hall, maybe 5,000 or more.
Too watch a show from behind the scenes was just unreal. Meat was truly kind man and very concerned that his fans were treated right. RIP Fireball.
Posted by: Farmer at March 07, 2024 01:33 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 07, 2024 01:33 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 07, 2024 01:33 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Live From Walter Reed! at March 06, 2024 10:12 PM (YAtuc)
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Haha, yes! OTOH, he has unexpectedly overperformed on occasions like this before.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 07, 2024 01:35 AM (wjjYr)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 07, 2024 01:33 AM (Sgq8y)
Your computer needs to be re-educated!
Night, Debby. Been a long day for me, time for a snooze.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2024 01:36 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 07, 2024 01:38 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 07, 2024 01:33 AM (KAi1n)
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Cats have such a wide and weird range in food tastes. This one turns up its nose at everything you offer it, that one eats like it has Prader-Willi Syndrome, another one eats only dry food (that's my current cat). I've never seen one change its eating habits, though.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 07, 2024 01:39 AM (wjjYr)
Posted by: RickZ at March 07, 2024 01:39 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 07, 2024 01:46 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2024 12:31 AM (tkR6S)
***
First winter in a long Mrs. Sock and I didn't do any snowshoeing. Lack of snow. In my younger days I soloed alot. Witnessed an avalanche once about 200 yards ahead of me. Beyond description. Awesome and terrifying at the same time.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * ab irato at March 07, 2024 01:47 AM (kiPwX)
As Hattie McDaniel should have said, 'Ah don' know nuthin' 'bout fixin' no routers'.
Posted by: RickZ at March 07, 2024 01:50 AM (emlEe)
It's better than I remember. In my mind, I remembered it as being over-acted. It's not at all.
Now I have all these extras to watch...
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 07, 2024 01:50 AM (VxbvY)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 07, 2024 01:55 AM (VxbvY)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 07, 2024 01:59 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 07, 2024 02:01 AM (VxbvY)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 07, 2024 01:33 AM (KAi1n)
Rule of thumb, I think, is that they eat what they need. For your own peace of mind, maybe take her to a vet (which I'm not).
Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 02:05 AM (o3SCB)
Posted by: RickZ at March 07, 2024 02:08 AM (emlEe)
Morticia, you up for an SF minimome at a hunan place?
Posted by: SFGoth
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Ooh yes, when?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 07, 2024 02:19 AM (wjjYr)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 07, 2024 02:23 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 07, 2024 02:23 AM (Sgq8y)
I wish so, too, Debby.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 07, 2024 02:29 AM (wjjYr)
C-SPAN
https://tinyurl.com/nhjz5y8t
Joint Session of Congress
Washington, District of Columbia, United States
Mar 07, 2024 | 8:00pm EST | C-SPAN 1
Airing Details
Mar 07, 2024 | 8:00pm EST | C-SPAN 1
Mar 07, 2024 | 8:50pm EST | C-SPAN 2
Mar 07, 2024 | 9:00pm EST | C-SPAN RADIO
Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 02:40 AM (o3SCB)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at March 07, 2024 03:02 AM (1ymUR)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at March 07, 2024 03:03 AM (1ymUR)
Funny, I found last year's sotu bullshit bingo card while sorting paperwork yesterday.
Looks like it might be useful for tonight's too.
Reduce, reuse, recycle, amirite?
Posted by: JQ at March 07, 2024 03:05 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at March 07, 2024 03:05 AM (1ymUR)
Posted by: JQ at March 07, 2024 03:07 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 07, 2024 03:09 AM (7AyCR)
Posted by: JQ at March 07, 2024 03:09 AM (njWTi)
She's 2 and 1/2 and such a joy. She wears me out tho!
Everything else, pretty much same old- same old.
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at March 07, 2024 03:11 AM (1ymUR)
I mean, they don't want him to flame out early but they do need him to stay awake...
Wonder if they'll have "unscheduled" breaks for recharging? Or if he'll stroke out from all the speed?
Posted by: JQ at March 07, 2024 03:13 AM (njWTi)
I can't remember the 2023 SOTU. What did he do? Did he slur and read slavishly from notes? Tomorrow could be an epic disaster, or he might pull a rabbit out of a hat again.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 07, 2024 03:13 AM (wjjYr)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at March 07, 2024 03:13 AM (1ymUR)
At that age, at least they also wear themselves out fairly quickly. Nap time for both of you LOL
Posted by: JQ at March 07, 2024 03:14 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JQ at March 07, 2024 03:16 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at March 07, 2024 03:13
Prayers up from here, hope it all goes well.
Posted by: Farmer at March 07, 2024 03:24 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: JQ
Right?!
There's a reason you have kids when you are young. Couldn't do this on a daily basis anymore!
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at March 07, 2024 03:26 AM (1ymUR)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 07, 2024 03:13 AM (wjjYr)
It's posted at that same C-SPAN link.
Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 03:26 AM (o3SCB)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 07, 2024 03:26 AM (7AyCR)
Dang, My Life is Insanity, I hope all goes well. He beat the tumor once, he can do it again.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 07, 2024 03:27 AM (wjjYr)
Posted by: JQ at March 07, 2024 03:29 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 07, 2024 03:09 AM (7AyCR)
Stephen L. Miller
@redsteeze
7h
They have two choices
1. Load him up REAL heavy up front right before so he makes it through the first twenty minutes, then most people turn it off and don't see the crash
2. Low dose him gradually throughout the day giving him an extended time frame, however risking more seeing and calling out to dead people over the course of the two hours.
Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 03:33 AM (o3SCB)
Yes he did. This wasn't a cancerous tumor- but an aggressive type. ( on lining of brain - a meningioma ) original was baseball sized. This is second time it grew back, only pea sized this time. He's in good spirits and so far only some fatigue. As long as the radiation doesn't affect some other part of his brain, it should be OK
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at March 07, 2024 03:33 AM (1ymUR)
Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 03:34 AM (o3SCB)
Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 03:36 AM (o3SCB)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * ab irato at March 07, 2024 03:40 AM (aw2/Z)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at March 07, 2024 03:41 AM (1ymUR)
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Me too. We need to define the drinking rules beforehand though.
--Best economy in forever, jack!
--blame pubbies for the open border
--"shrinkflation"
These are: DRINK! (imo, of course)
Posted by: JQ at March 07, 2024 03:41 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at March 07, 2024 03:42 AM (1ymUR)
Betcha that's what they were up to, at Camp David. Put the clips together & pretend it's one long speech?
Posted by: JQ at March 07, 2024 03:45 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JQ at March 07, 2024 03:46 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Skip at March 07, 2024 03:47 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Adriane the Be Nice to Spiders . . . Within Reason Critic . . . at March 07, 2024 03:49 AM (4Winp)
RNC Research
@RNCResearch
Mar 5
BIDEN: "I better not start the questions. I'll get in trouble."
He then sits there — dazed and confused — as his handlers force the press out of the room.
Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 03:49 AM (o3SCB)
Posted by: JQ
Who has " take the big guy out in front of a national audience " on their bingo card? Dr. Doctor won't let him shuffle off into retirement so he can fall down some stairs without the cameras rolling so it's time for him to go. Make that last cocktail a double and make it stiff.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * ab irato at March 07, 2024 03:50 AM (aw2/Z)
Betcha that's what they were up to, at Camp David. Put the clips together & pretend it's one long speech?
Posted by: JQ at March 07, 2024 03:45 AM (njWTi)
C-SPAN says it's an address to a joint session of Congress in DC.
https://tinyurl.com/nhjz5y8t
Posted by: m at March 07, 2024 03:52 AM (o3SCB)
--
Even better...there is no inflation, it's just the greedy capitalists gouging us and blaming Biden.
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at March 07, 2024 03:56 AM (xverI)
Posted by: Skip at March 07, 2024 04:01 AM (fwDg9)
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